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[Man Narrating] Eighty-six
years of banging our heads
against the big green wall,

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but we finally did it.

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That part you know.
That part everybody knows.

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But I got a story
you don't know.

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It's about this schoolteacher
friend of mine named Ben.

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This is him, back in 1980,
when he was a kid.

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The little guy
was going through
a tough time.

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His parents
had just got divorced,

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and his mom
dragged him up here
to Boston

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where he didn't know nobody.

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One day Ben's mom says,
"Enough mopin' around,"

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and she calls her brother Carl
to take him somewhere,

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anywhere, just to get
the kid out of the house.

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Uncle Carl didn't have
any children of his own,

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so he wasn't exactly
what you'd call "kid savvy."

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I'm not gonna
have to change him
or anything, am I?

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Carl, look at him.
He's seven, you dope.
Come here.

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Carl wasn't the kind of uncle
who was gonna take you
to the circus

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or the zoo
or a puppet show,

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but he did know
the greatest place
to bring any kid,

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the heart and soul of Boston,
Fenway Park.

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That was also the day
I met Ben.

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The pretty boy
with the glasses?

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That's me, Al Waterman.
I sell sponges.

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Now that's
the Green Monster, kid.

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Monster?
Yep.

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[Narrating]
I taught the boy
what I knew about the game,

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and Carl taught him
what he knew.

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Hey, Zimmer, you idiot,
what are you batting
this bum leadoff for?

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[Narrator]
Dwight Evans parked
a couple homers, the Sox won,

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and by day's end, poor Ben
had become one of God's
most pathetic creatures,

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a Red Sox fan.
Wow!

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And that's where
the story begins.

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Careful, kid.
They'll break your heart.

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[Rock]

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[Man Speaking]
I'm gonna tell you a story

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I'm gonna tell you
about my town

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I'm gonna tell you
a big fat story, baby

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Aw, it's all about my town

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Yeah, down by the river

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Down by the banks
of the River Charles

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Aw, that's what's
happening, baby

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You could have gone over
right there. Come on,
you gotta be aggressive, man.

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Take off the training wheels.
Hey, I got a crowbar
under the seat, okay?

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So don't make me
knock your teeth out.

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What are you doing?
[Girls Chatting On Phones]

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Audrey and Tammy,
are you guys talking
to each other on the phone?

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[Audrey]
We're conferencing Amanda.
She's home sick.

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[Indistinct]
Amanda likes that song,
Mr. Wrightman.

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Can you turn it up, please?
[Louder]

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One, two, one, two
One, two, three, four

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Wasting pretty time
Wasting pretty time always

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One, two, one, two
One, two, three, four

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Okay, so I asked for
no ham, double turkey,

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but it looks like
they gave me double ham.

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Do you want me to go back?
Uh, no. Just toss
some of it in my mouth.

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And that teacher's here
with those kids.
What?

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That teacher you talked to
on the phone, about coming in,
having a tour.

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Oh, oh, God,
that's today?

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They're here.
Oh, no.

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Okay, uh, just pretend
that you're me and take them
around and... Hi.

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There they are.
Ben Wrightman.
We talked on the phone.

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Nice to meet you.
Yes, yes,
I've been waiting for you.

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Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.

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Excuse me.

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Can I get anyone
something to drink?

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Vodka martini, straight up.
Three olives, please.

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Hey, I asked you
to behave.

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Uh, are you allowed
to hit them?

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Yeah, actually.
Do you wanna take
a swipe at him?

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I'll hold him
if you want.

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Maybe later.
Uh, okay. As I said
on the phone, Lindsey,

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I teach honors geometry,
ninth grade.

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And every year
I pick a few promising
math students

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to meet someone
who's pursued mathematics as
an educational discipline

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and has made practical use
of that education.

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So, thanks
for having us.

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All right, the client
I'm working for right now

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is this really cool company
called Marquis Jet,

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and they're trying
to figure out

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how to make
renting private jets
more affordable.

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Wow. Now that's
the way to go.

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Yeah, and they're growing
like crazy,

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so they'd have to
buy more jets in order
to meet the demands.

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Now let me ask you guys
a crazy question.

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Are any of you in the habit
of looking at numbers,

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you know, addresses,
license plates, phone numbers,
and adding them up

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and rearranging them
in your head to make
more interesting patterns?

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Oh, my God,
she knows my secret shame.

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Well, step into the light,
my friend, because this is
the church of numbers,

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and every day is Sunday.

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She was a major hottie.
Major?

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Colonel hottie.
Yeah, she went optic
for you, Mr. Wrightman.

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Optic?
Yeah, I saw her
glance to the pants.

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No way.
Yeah.

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What do you mean?

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I mean she was totally...
No, no, not you.
You. What did you mean?

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Nothin', you know.

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Well, come on, man.
You saw her.

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What? Wait.
Are you saying that
she's out of my league?

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She is bringing
some serious heat, man.

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I don't know
if you got the bat speed.

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Oh, I got the bat speed.
I got plenty of bat speed.
I could hit her best cheese.

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Ezra, I need those
customer satisfaction
data reports.

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I put them on your desk,
Lindsey.
Good lad. Keep me posted.

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You got it.

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Those kids were cute.
Which kids?

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The ones
from earlier today.
Oh. Yeah.

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Maybe I should become
a teacher or
a college professor, you know.

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The hours would be better.
You get summers free.
It's so much less competitive.

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Oh, my God,
Jack is leaving.
What?

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Jack is leaving
the company next summer.

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[Gasps,
Mouthing Words]

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What that... So, do you think
they're gonna bring someone
in from the outside?

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I have... I don't know.
Or do you think they're
gonna promote from within?

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I thought you were
becoming a teacher.

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[Scoffs]
Low blood sugar.
I didn't eat yet.

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Hi.

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Hi.
I didn't wanna interrupt.

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It sounded like
you were involved with
some major corporate hoo-ha.

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Oh, well,
there's a position
about to open up,

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so it might get
mildly murderous
around here.

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Oh. Wha... wha... wha...
I want your job!
I'm the boss!

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Wha... Wha...
[Chuckles]

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Yes. So, um...

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Why am I here? Um...
[Clears Throat]

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I just wanted you to know
that you really got through
to the kids today.

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You know,
they're really juiced.

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[Cell Phone Ringing]
Oh, thanks. They were...
They were great.

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Well, you're welcome.
Thank you.

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So, is the
conversation over?

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You mean
'cause neither of us
are speaking?

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[Chuckles]
Yeah.

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No. Yeah, I also...
I came back because
I just...

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I wanted to ask you if I could
ask you out sometime.

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Socially.

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I won't be bringing
the kids.

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Oh!

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Uh...

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Hike.
[Man]
Get him! Get him!

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[Man] oh!
All right,
good "D." Good "D."

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I know why she wouldn't
go out with me. She thinks
I'm not in her class.

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She said that?
No. I could see it
on her face.

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"Like I would really
date a schoolteacher."
Ouch.

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Down, set, hike.

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[Man]
Yeah, go, go, go!

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Ben, what are you doing?
It's two-hand touch.
You were down back there.

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And back there
and back there.

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What's the matter
with you?

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Come on, guys.

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Sorry. Sorry, guys.

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[Syncopated Beat]

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All right, Lindsey,
so what's the matter
with this one?

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He's not smart?
He's not attractive?

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He was.
It's just, you know...

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I don't know.
It's hopeless.
Oh, boy, here we go.

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You're right, I'm an idiot.
I'm about to turn 20-10,

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and the dating market
is, shall we say, bearish.

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And instead of becoming
more open and available,
I'm becoming less open.

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Come on, people.
Talking isn't
burning calories.

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Let's go.
Start pedaling.
Come on.

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Maybe you should date
a different kind of guy.

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Why?
What do you mean?

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Well, all the guys you date
are sharp and competitive
and successful.

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It's like
you're dating yourself.
Ding, ding, ding.

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Wh... What's wrong
with the schoolteacher?

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Well...
He's a schoolteacher.

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Which means he has
a small... Income.

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All right, people,
let's shut your piehole
and speed it back up. Come on!

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Come on!
Die, you Nazi spin-bitch.

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[Bell Rings]

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[Whistling]
Hey! Go, run a post. Go!

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Oh!
[Chuckles]

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Who did that?

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That's it.
You're coming with me, Mister.

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What do you think,
this is your own
private playground?

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Get in here.

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Thanks, man.
I owe you one.

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Go ahead.

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[Whistling]

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Hey, Ben, are you going
to watch the Celtics later?

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Uh, I don't know.

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You know,
there are other sports
besides baseball.

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I would debate you, Ed,

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but that would only lead to
me being dragged away
in handcuffs.

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Hey, speaking of baseball,
Ben, wanna help me coach
the J.V. Team this year?

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Why? You're doing a great job.
I mean, you can't just go
by wins and losses.

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Aw, come on, Ben.
The kids listen to you.

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I think it's going good
the way it is, you know?

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You coach the team,
and I help out whenever I can.

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Then, if I don't
make it or...

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Hey, Rita,
when did I get this message
from Lindsey Meeks?

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A tip might be
where it says
"Time called: 2:30."

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[Whistles]

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00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,000
Come on, pull!

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00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,712
So, do you think it'll be
a problem that you're more
successful than him?

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Who says I am?
Well, I mean,
at least financially.

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It's not like he's playing
a flute with a hatful of
dollar bills in front of him.

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He's a teacher.
Teaching's
a cool thing.

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Yeah. Besides, why does
everything in my life
have to be a trophy?

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00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,854
I mean, who am I
trying to impress?
Hey, we're on your side.

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00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,815
No, I know.
It's just that I hate
when people... [Gasps]

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Ow!
Oopsie.

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[Lindsey Groaning]

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00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:54,463
Oh, just kill me.
Just take a hammer
and kill me.

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00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,132
[Groaning Continues]

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00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:05,724
[Doorbell Rings]
Oh, shit.
Who is it?

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00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,310
I... It's me. It's Ben.
Your date?

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00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,729
Oh, God, no.

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00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,315
Oh.
[Door Lock Clicks]

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00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,947
I'm sick. Come back.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Go away.

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00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,366
Wait, wait, wait.
What kind of sick?
You okay? You in pain?

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00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:27,037
I... [Swallows]
Ate at this new place.

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00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,248
I think...

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00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,584
[Vomiting]

216
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,215
Are you faking it?
'Cause we don't have to
really do this if you don't...

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[Vomiting Continues]

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00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,851
Mommy.

219
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,314
Ernie, go away.

220
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,859
Ernie, don't eat that!

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00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,610
Oh, shit.

222
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,488
Uh...

223
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,450
So, you wanna pull the plug
on this thing or...

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00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,955
[Vomiting, Choking,
Coughing]

225
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,420
All right, here we go.
Come on.

226
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,672
All right,
we're almost there.

227
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,592
Okay. Okay.

228
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,303
Now sit right here.
Oh, God!

229
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,222
All right. Okay.
Here. Pick your head up.

230
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,641
[Groans]
Up. Okay, up.

231
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,226
[Groans]

232
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,188
Uh, all right. Um...

233
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,191
Do you have any, like,
pajamas or a nightgown?

234
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,776
In the top drawer.

235
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,529
Top drawer. Okay.

236
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,240
All right, here we go.

237
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,702
[Chuckles]
Well, Wonder Woman's
been looking for these.

238
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,746
I gotta call her.
Let her know they're here.

239
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:58,003
Okay. All right.
I'll help you up.
Mm-mm.

240
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,881
Get up.
[Groans]
I'm sorry about this.

241
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,259
Don't worry.
Come on. Come on.
I'm so sorry.

242
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,845
I'm gonna help you change,
all right? I won't look.
I promise.

243
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,097
Uh-huh.
Okay.

244
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,064
Okay, I looked.
[Chuckles]

245
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,443
Let's get this on.

246
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,948
Get your arms through.

247
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:37,334
Okay, here we go.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.

248
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,586
There's nothing left
to throw up, I promise.

249
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:44,591
And if you do,
here's Mr. Hamper.
Okay? All right.

250
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,635
Sooner or later

251
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:51,223
I'm gonna
get through to you

252
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,433
[Sighs]

253
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,271
I'm tellin' you, baby

254
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,982
Here. Drink this
when you feel like
you can, okay?

255
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,442
Thank you.
Thank you, Bill.
All right.

256
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,987
It's Ben.
Okay, go back to sleep.

257
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,240
I've got time on my side

258
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,535
Along for the ride

259
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:16,707
And everything was certain
like the sunbeam

260
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:22,879
And this moment
has just begun

261
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:27,009
Ooh

262
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,722
Sooner or later

263
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:37,352
Gonna soothe you
turn you on

264
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,856
I'm gonna turn you on

265
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,692
Sooner or later

266
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,944
[Fades]

267
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,364
[Snoring]

268
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,713
Hey.
Hi.

269
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,548
How you feeling?

270
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:11,470
Uh, I mean,
I'm not about to enter
any pie-eating contests.

271
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,684
Did you clean up my bathroom,
or did I dream that?

272
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:23,565
Me? No.
Uh, the vomit elves came in.
And, uh, really adorable.

273
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:27,986
Really cute little things.
I mean, little caps
and little barf bags.

274
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,823
Well, thank you.

275
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,369
I mean, you really,
really went above and beyond.

276
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,663
Uh, no, please.
It wasn't a big deal.
You were very ladylike.

277
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,707
Hardly any "chunkage."

278
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,965
What's in the bag?
I got some, uh...

279
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,593
I got some movies
just in case you woke up.
Not in case you woke up.

280
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,095
I knew you were
going to wake up.

281
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,264
In case you woke up
in the middle of the night.

282
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,892
Yeah?
Anything good?

283
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,186
Uh, mostly animated
pornography from Japan.

284
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,606
And a little something
I like to watch too
when I feel sick.

285
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,942
Well, for me,
it's Annie Hall.

286
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,945
Wh... What did you say?
Annie Hall.

287
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,990
Whoa, this is like...
This is unbelievable.

288
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:15,992
Road House.

289
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,994
[Chuckles]

290
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,624
Are you feeling...
Is this crazy?
I mean, what are the odds?

291
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,626
Spooky.

292
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,174
No, she cannot
have my assistant.

293
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,718
Because I trained Carrie.
I like her.

294
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:37,973
Listen. Do we have to
settle this right now?
I'm with a... Person.

295
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,061
Yes. Thank you.
Okay, I'll speak to you
tomorrow. Bye-bye.

296
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,772
[Phone Beeps]
I'm really, really sorry.

297
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,566
Actually, I'm sorry.
I ate everything cool.

298
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,651
I just left you
a pile of sauce.

299
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,488
That's okay.
Actually, I'm the worst.
I eat off everybody's plate.

300
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,825
In fact, my friends,
they call me "the seagull."
[Imitates Seagull Cawing]

301
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,244
Oh, hi, seagull.

302
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,413
[Both Chuckle]

303
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,206
Nice.

304
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,085
No, really,
I appreciate you being cool
about the phone thing,

305
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,422
because I once went on a date
with this guy who got so angry
I was on the phone

306
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,216
that he grabbed it out of
my hand, and he threw it
in the fish tank.

307
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,844
I would never do that.

308
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,055
What are your pet peeves?
What stresses you out?

309
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,725
Mm, I got...
And I'm only asking

310
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,145
because frankly
the men I meet are highly...

311
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,189
I date poodles basically.

312
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,192
And I'm really relaxed,
you know? Totally.

313
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,693
[Cell Phone Ringing]
Son of a... Stop ringing.

314
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,944
I got it.

315
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,988
Let me do it.
Let me do it.

316
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,367
Hello?
Uh, no, she isn't.
May I take a message?

317
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,871
This is Ben.
I'm her houseboy/sex slave.

318
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,333
Okay. You betcha.
Bye-bye.

319
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,877
Call your mother.

320
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,090
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you don't have
a cell phone,

321
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,010
a Blackberry,
a pager, nothing?
No.

322
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,471
Well, what if some
sudden crisis occurs,

323
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,681
like your father
has a heart attack
or something?

324
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,726
My father died
two years ago.
Oh, I'm sorry.

325
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,479
I just found out this morning,
so it's been a rough 24 hours.

326
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,648
You know, maybe I should
get a cell phone.
That's a good idea.

327
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,651
You're funny, Ben...
Wrightman.

328
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,653
Wrightman. Yeah.
Yeah.

329
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,488
You forgot my last name.
No, I just blanked.

330
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,075
I know why you forgot.
That's all right. I bet
when you talk to your friends,

331
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,869
you call me
Ben the schoolteacher,
am I right?

332
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,665
Well?
That's okay.

333
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,751
What do you call me
to your friends?

334
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,588
I call you Lindsey,

335
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,801
the vomit girl,
the puker, pukey.

336
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,178
Everyone says, "You going
out with pukey tonight?"
I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"

337
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,848
"You wanna play video games
or something?"I'm like,"No,
I'm going out with pukey."

338
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,184
That's horrible.

339
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:51,398
Hey, anything I've said
about you would be
an understatement, really.

340
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,789
Hey, Lindsey!
Hi!

341
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,293
Hi.
Hi, I'm Ben
the schoolteacher.

342
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,295
Ian. Sarah.

343
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,297
Steve. Molly.
Oh, thanks
for having me.

344
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,133
Robin and Chris.
Welcome aboard.

345
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,927
Well, let's start
the interrogation.

346
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,929
No, no,
it's not like that.

347
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,599
Here.
It's for the urine sample.

348
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,394
Shoot, I wish you would have
told me. I just took a whiz
in your bushes.

349
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,605
[All Laughing]
Do you want to...

350
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,648
Show him the house.

351
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,027
I like it when it rains

352
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,364
It's always
on the windowpane

353
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,744
Lindsey, this Ben guy
has got such a good vibe.
Good.

354
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,371
And he's nothing like
the guys you usually date.
I know.

355
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,789
[Sarah] and how cute is he?

356
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,042
Yeah? Well, I'm really glad
you guys feel this way,

357
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,462
because if you didn't,
I was gonna have to find
three new friends.

358
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,590
No, no, no, I really think
you've got something here.
Me too.

359
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,677
Yeah, but... Something's
not quite right.

360
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,138
Robin.
No, no, he's great.

361
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,682
He is. I love him.
He's a doll.

362
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,310
But he's not 22.
So?

363
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:14,314
So, where's he been?
Why is he still
on the market?

364
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,984
Um...
Maybe he hasn't found
the right person yet.

365
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,487
Well, by now he should be
with the wrong person.

366
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,531
How has he not been
tranquilized and tagged?

367
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,785
Let me get this straight.

368
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,329
You got two season tickets
behind the Red Sox dugout?

369
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,248
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
My uncle left them to me.
Behind the dugout?

370
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,918
Yeah. Well, not really behind,
like next to it.
Fifteen feet away.

371
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,963
You can see right into it
at a certain point.
It's pretty awesome.

372
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,761
Let me ask you this.

373
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,971
Do you find my wife
attractive at all?

374
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,474
'Cause we could work
something out.

375
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,605
Well, do you?

376
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,482
You know what
you need to do?

377
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,401
You need to
go to his apartment and
go through his things.

378
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,985
You need to go through
his closets, sofa cushions.

379
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,070
You need to
get on his computer.

380
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,407
And what exactly
am I looking for?

381
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,409
Anything that explains
why he's still single.

382
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703
My company can run
a credit check on him.

383
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,038
You know, he could be
a deadbeat dad.

384
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,041
This is
an insane asylum.

385
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:20,296
So, uh, when they
wheeled out Ted Williams
at the All-Star Game...

386
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,592
I was there.
I was 10 feet
away from him.

387
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,763
Old men crying.
Tears.

388
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,559
Tough old guys.

389
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,770
I even started
to lose it, you know.

390
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,440
I got a program.
I could show you.

391
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:43,153
If Lindsey ever breaks up
with you, I'll kill her.

392
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,447
Lindsey, do you remember
that guy Maureen Durst
went out with?

393
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,659
Uh, sort of. Why?
[Molly]
Terry what's-his-name?

394
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,454
We all thought
he was great too.

395
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,748
Well, what happened?
Oh, my God. She went
to his apartment and...

396
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,041
Shh. My story.
Stand by.

397
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,044
She's at his place.
He's in the shower.

398
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:04,007
She wants to make the bed,
so she goes to the closet.
Guess what she finds.

399
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,134
Oh, I don't know.
What'd she find?

400
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:10,430
Two large plastic bags
containing all of the hair
and nail clippings

401
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,390
from his entire life.

402
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,601
Eww!

403
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,978
Eww!
That's a true story.

404
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,814
I'm telling you,
there is a reason
this Ben guy is still single.

405
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,781
Come on, baby

406
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,408
[Alarm Clock Ringing]

407
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,444
[No Audible Dialogue]

408
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,851
Come on!
I promised him we'd wait.

409
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,605
We're always
waiting for him.
I gave him my word.

410
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,899
You guys wait?

411
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,901
Yeah.
Come on, man.

412
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,903
Did anyone die
because you're here?
No, no, no.

413
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,238
I got
another anesthesiologist
to cover for me.

414
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,240
[Ben]
All right, are you ready?

415
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:37,035
Hey, come on!
God.

416
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,213
[Sniffs]

417
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,636
A new season.

418
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,848
A clean slate.
[Sniffs]

419
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,809
Yep, this smells
like the year.

420
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,730
[Sizzles]

421
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,650
[Imitates Seagull Cawing]

422
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,110
Hey, you wanna
know something?
What?

423
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:15,073
I like you.
I like you.

424
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,658
No, I mean,
I really like you.

425
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,661
I even wrote down
a list of all the things
I like about you.

426
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,205
You made a list?

427
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,833
Yeah. I don't have it with me,
but I can remember it.

428
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,420
I'll skip down
because the first six
are all body parts.

429
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:34,008
Uh, number seven:
I like that you drink
in the afternoon.

430
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,763
Number eight: I like sometimes
you talk out of the side
of your mouth a little bit.

431
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,516
And it's like...
It's like an adorable
stroke victim.

432
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:43,977
I do?

433
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:47,188
No, it's very cute.
It really is.
Uh, number nine.

434
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,608
You know, when you're getting
ready in the mirror, just when
you're about finished,

435
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,402
you go like...

436
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:56,364
It's so cute,
I wanna kill myself.
It's fantastic. Uh...

437
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,117
Hey, when's your break?
Hmm?

438
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:02,537
For your school vacation.
When do you get off?
End of March.

439
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,039
That's when
you're in Baltimore, right?
Yeah.

440
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,791
Well, it's a really big deal
in my family,

441
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,211
because it's
my dad's birthday
and Easter,

442
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,964
and my sister's anniversary
all in the same week.

443
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,466
A cluster.
Yeah. Uh...

444
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:19,220
So, uh, how would
you like to come?

445
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,058
Ooh, too fast?
Too serious?

446
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,394
No, why?
Did I look like
I was just...

447
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,688
You were a little.
No, 'cause...

448
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,315
No, I... I made...
I have a previous commitment.

449
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,944
Oh, plans?
Yeah, yeah.

450
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:37,572
Um, see, I didn't tell you
about it, 'cause I knew
you were gonna be away.

451
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:42,326
I figured it wouldn't matter,
but every year
during Easter vacation,

452
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:47,248
uh, me and my friends,
we go down to Florida.

453
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:52,837
You and your buddies
go down to Florida for
spring break? At your age?

454
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,798
No, no, no, not spring break.
Spring training
with the Red Sox.

455
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,217
Oh, you get to train
with the Red Sox?

456
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,303
Are you allowed
to do that?

457
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,514
Well, we don't actually...
We watch the games.

458
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,516
Aren't those
just practice games?

459
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,019
Yeah, yeah, but there's
more to it than that.

460
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,522
We scout the players.
We... We say which players
they should keep,

461
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:12,648
which they should
get rid of.

462
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,609
And the Red Sox
ask your opinion?

463
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,570
Well, not yet.

464
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:20,907
But if they ever do, uh...

465
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:23,659
Okay, I've been
avoiding this.

466
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,457
There's something
you don't know about me.

467
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,793
Oh, God, here comes
the bag of hair.

468
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:39,425
The thing is, uh,
I am a Red Sox fan.

469
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:45,431
Yeah?
No, I'm like a big,
big Red Sox fan.

470
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,392
I know.
I mean, I've been
to your apartment

471
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:53,981
and seen the Red Sox
dish towels and glasses
and the Yankee toilet paper.

472
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,443
It's like you live
in a gift shop.
It's worse.

473
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,323
See, when I was a kid,
I moved here from New Jersey,

474
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,408
and I didn't have
any friends or anything,

475
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,661
so my uncle Carl started
taking me to Fenway Park.

476
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:11,833
I just...
I got lost in the game.

477
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,335
I mean, the ballpark
and the people.

478
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,671
The color, the sounds.

479
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,256
The smells.

480
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,927
And then he got cancer
and he died.

481
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,847
He left me
his season tickets.

482
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,849
And it's a passion.

483
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:31,894
I mean, it's a very,
very big part of my life.

484
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:37,024
And it's been a problem
with me and women.

485
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,569
Oh, ah,
I know those women.

486
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,531
The "pay attention to me"
and "why aren't you
talking to me?"

487
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,827
Yeah. Exactly.
God, those women
are so pathetic.

488
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,830
Yeah, it's like,
"What are you getting
so worked up for?

489
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,499
I mean, you're not even
doing it, you're watching it."
Yeah.

490
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,460
It's like,
"Hey, how about sometimes
I like to be 11 years old."

491
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:57,587
Yeah.

492
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,965
I like being part of something
that's bigger than me,
than I.

493
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:04,093
It's good for your soul
to invest in something
that you can't control.

494
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,929
You're a romantic.

495
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,223
Hmm?

496
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:14,103
You have a lyrical soul.
You can love under the best
and worst conditions.

497
00:30:14,188 --> 00:30:17,815
I don't know.
Well, yeah, yeah.

498
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,068
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, uh...

499
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,824
You took a really big chance
inviting me
to meet your family.

500
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:30,745
[Sighs]
Now I'm gonna take a chance.
A big one.

501
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:44,508
Lindsey, will you
go to opening day with me?

502
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:50,097
[Giggles]
Yes.

503
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,099
Yes. Yes!

504
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,602
You hear that?
She said yes!

505
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,729
[Imitating Jimmy Stewart]
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.

506
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,232
Clarence, look how
everyone showed up.
It's amaz...

507
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,318
We're going to opening day.
It's official. We're going.

508
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,111
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!

509
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,699
[Gasps]
What did Dad do
to his hair?

510
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,577
I can't even look at him.
I know.

511
00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,829
How could you let him?

512
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:17,875
He's 60. It's a big
psychological milestone.

513
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,087
He's struggling with it.
He thinks he looks good.

514
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:24,382
[Barking]

515
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,677
Now don't start with me.
Listen, I forgot to tell you
that Donna...

516
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:31,180
[Growling]
Stop it! Out!

517
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,683
Outside! Out.

518
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,644
I don't know
what's with him lately.

519
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,814
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot to tell you.
Donna called.

520
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,066
And they're
on their way.
Okay.

521
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,776
Good.

522
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,862
[Both Chuckling]

523
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:51,117
He is scaring the dog.
How can you stand it?

524
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,495
He fanned me with a magazine
for four years when I was
going through menopause.

525
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,998
I can put up with this.

526
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:01,127
Go back in
and talk to him.
He misses you.

527
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:04,630
Okay. One more.

528
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,887
[Man On TV]
Yeah, but do you see him ever
playing in a Yankee uniform?

529
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,264
Hi.
Hey, kiddo.

530
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,266
Want a cookie?
No, thanks.

531
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,268
[Man On TV Continues]

532
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,063
Your mama says
you've been busy.
Ooh.

533
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:24,817
No Red Sox fan
has forgotten last October
and Aaron Boone.

534
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,570
Hey, is this
about the Red Sox?
Yeah.

535
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,614
That next year
is the year.

536
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,242
Steve Levy is in Fort Myers
with some of the members
of the set

537
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:35,119
known as Red Sox nation.

538
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,373
Down here
in Fort Myers, Florida,
the story is always the same.

539
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,126
When the calendar page
flips to March...
[Continues]

540
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,252
[Dad] Are you interested?

541
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,546
No, I just, you know...

542
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,133
I mean, I have a friend
who is interested.

543
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,261
Oh, the schoolteacher.

544
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,098
When are we gonna meet
this future breakup?

545
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:59,101
Thanks, Dad.
That's really encouraging.

546
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,896
Well, I thought
you would have
brought him with you.

547
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,983
Well, you know,
he wanted to come.

548
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:10,654
It's just that, um, well,
he has this tradition,
you know.

549
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,324
And it's very important
to him every...

550
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:17,703
The Sox are right there!
The Sox are right there!
[Continues Indistinct]

551
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,665
Where do the Sox rank
in terms of importance
in your life?

552
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,502
I'd say Red Sox,
sex and breathing.

553
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:28,422
I have season tickets to
Fenway Park. I haven't missed
a game in 11 years.

554
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,926
I love the Red Sox.
They're gonna win.
All the way this year, baby!

555
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,470
Do you have a job?
Do you work for a living?

556
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,306
Of course I do.
Yeah, I'm a teacher.
I mold young minds.

557
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,601
Can you help these guys out?
Can you believe
this asshole?

558
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:45,648
[Indistinct Yelling]

559
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,695
[Ben]
29th of May, Seattle,
all right?

560
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,447
You know what?
I gave it to the lady
down at the bakery.

561
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,242
Ben, all I got so far
is the 21 st and 22nd, man.

562
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,702
We're only on May.
We've been here
for four hours.

563
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,162
Let's try to speed this up.

564
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,832
30th of may,
we're still at Seattle.
Who wants a Sunday game?

565
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,000
These guys can have
whatever games they want.

566
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,044
All I ask for
is the first Yankee game.

567
00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:10,548
You went to six
Yankee games last season,
you selfish pig bastard.

568
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,050
You got to go
to every great game.
Lowe's no-hitter.

569
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,595
Your mother's hysterectomy?
I put her out for free,
remember?

570
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,724
She had insurance for that.
Attention, morons.

571
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:21,892
You went last year.

572
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,770
You guys want Yankee tickets?
You wanna talk Yankee tickets?

573
00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:26,188
Yes.
Really.

574
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,108
Okay, well, I wanna
see you dance for me.

575
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,652
[Overlapping Chatter]

576
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,654
You don't wanna dance?
I don't wanna embarrass you.

577
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,323
I don't wanna embarrass you.
I'll just take this.
Everyone just go.

578
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,869
I'll go talk to some kids
in the street. I see a little
bit there. That's pretty nice.

579
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,580
That's it. The doctor
is giving me something.

580
00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,541
The doctor is giving me
some magic tapping there.

581
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,294
Oh, I like that a lot.
Yeah, that's... Oh!

582
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:51,797
All right, Little League,
you wanna go?
You want some of this?

583
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:54,133
How's this, Ben?
This is dancing for tickets.
I'm dancing, Ben.

584
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,135
Troy, sit on
the beanbag, please.
Hey, I started, Ben.

585
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,387
Dance, dance, dance, dance

586
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,014
Gerard, I guess
you don't want them, huh?

587
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,641
This is worth tickets.
I'm not dancing.
This is totally stupid, man.

588
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,519
Fine. Hey, hold out
for the Royals, huh?

589
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,817
You are on
a total power trip,
you know that, man?

590
00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:13,611
This is totally
ridiculous, man.

591
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,279
I was dancing first,
remember?

592
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,948
You said dance,
I started dancing.

593
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:21,452
You call that Yankee dancing?
No, no, that's like
Devil Ray dancing, okay?

594
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,996
That's Devil Ray.
I'm talking about
Yankee dancing.

595
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,000
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, get into it. Yeah!
How bad do you want it?

596
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,753
Yeah, that's nice.
I love it. Come on in.
[Knocking]

597
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:34,048
That's it!
Come on! Whoo!

598
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,384
Latin hustle to

599
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,345
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah

600
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,638
That's right. I'm...

601
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,681
[Stops]

602
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,518
Hey, what are you
doing here?

603
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,436
I thought you weren't
coming in until tomorrow.
You look fantastic.

604
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,189
I got in last night.
You know Troy,
Kevin and Gerard.

605
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,025
Everyone else,
this is Lindsey.
Hi.

606
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,109
Hi, Linds.

607
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:57,988
Party?
No, it's draft day.

608
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:01,534
This is the day we organize
the whole season, who gets
to go to what game with me.

609
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,786
But don't worry.
You're still going
to opening day.

610
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,957
Yeah, thank you.
Can I talk to you about
something really quickly?

611
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,334
Sure, yeah, no problem.
Quick break, everybody.

612
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,962
There's some nice
Pakistani cold cuts there,
courtesy of Mrs. Segal.

613
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,006
I still don't think
they're worth
two Sunday tickets.

614
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,925
Whoo-hoo!
Hey! Hey!

615
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,762
Come here.

616
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,764
Wait, I got you something.

617
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,101
I set aside
some great games
for you too.

618
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,646
Hmm? For when we go
to the games together.

619
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,273
Thanks.

620
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,608
It's what
the players wear.

621
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,236
It's authentic.

622
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,200
I gotta be honest.
This is getting me hot.

623
00:36:43,285 --> 00:36:48,539
Listen. Um, you know,
I saw you on ESPN.

624
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,666
Oh. We looked like
morons, didn't we?

625
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,920
Uh, yeah, yeah, total.
Not you so much, but...

626
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:57,715
Well, it's very hot,
you know. It's Florida.

627
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,800
[Chuckles]
You start seeing things.

628
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,679
Um, you know, Ben,

629
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:09,310
I didn't realize how big
this Red Sox thing is
with you.

630
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,062
What?
Hey, I told you.

631
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,648
See, this is...
This always happens.
Every time I...

632
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,652
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't jump off a building.
We're just talking.

633
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,408
Sorry. Knee jerk.
[Troy] Ben, come on, man.
The cold cuts are gone.

634
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,244
Let's go in there.
Two minutes!

635
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,873
Wow. I really hit
a nerve there, didn't I?

636
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,500
Uh...
[Clears Throat]
Yeah.

637
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,169
Come here.

638
00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:38,213
Thank you.

639
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:42,301
I think there's
a better approach
to this whole Red Sox thing.

640
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,137
Really?
Yeah. After all,
if I want this promotion,

641
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,474
I am going to
have to push myself
really hard this summer.

642
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:54,188
And I've never really been
very good at servicing myself,
my job and a relationship.

643
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,940
Wait, wait.
We're not breaking up,
are we?

644
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,818
No, no,
this is a good thing.
Okay.

645
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,945
You're gonna be
so consumed with all of this

646
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,073
that you won't
feel neglected all summer.

647
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:06,158
No, no, yeah,
I'm not gonna
feel neglected.

648
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,744
And I won't feel guilty
for having to do my job.

649
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,496
Yeah, you shouldn't.

650
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,916
So, what I'm saying is,
I think this is perfect.

651
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,378
[Chuckles]
All right. Go, Sox!

652
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,422
Two, three, four
Tessie

653
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,466
Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted

654
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,885
We're not here
to mess around

655
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,347
We got 'em right here, folks.
Come on down. Cut your deficit
and balance your budget.

656
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,141
Hear the crowd roar
to your sound

657
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,143
Programs here!
Get your programs here!

658
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,729
Don't blame us
if we ever doubt you

659
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,565
You know we couldn't live
without you

660
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:46,365
Tessie, you are
the only, only, only

661
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:51,495
Hi. Hi.
Hey.

662
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,791
[Man]
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!

663
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,044
Who wants peanuts?
Who wants Cracker Jacks?

664
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,297
Peanuts! Cracker Jacks!
Who wants...

665
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:04,550
It's unbelievable, right?
You can't even believe how...

666
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,553
Look, right here, go.
This is it.
Thank you.

667
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:11,348
Is this amazing?
Is this crazy? Would you
look at these seats?

668
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,183
They're...
They're very red.

669
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,686
No, I mean, their proximity
to the field.
This is Fenway Park.

670
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:16,812
Oh.

671
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,689
You can't buy these seats.
You have to,
like, inherit them.

672
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,859
It's like a guy
offered me $100,000
for these once.

673
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:25,028
And you didn't sell them?
No, if I ever need
the money that bad,

674
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:28,031
I can always call up
a rich old lady and give her
some sweet lovin', you know?

675
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,992
That's what I'm all about.
Hey, what's up, Al?

676
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,661
How you doing?
I'm on dialysis.

677
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:35,372
Right on, buddy.
Hey, Al, this is Lindsey.

678
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,708
Hi. Al Waterman.
Here, have a sponge.

679
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,877
Thank you.
Al is the first guy
I ever met

680
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,879
at my first
Red Sox game ever.
Really?

681
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:45,007
Yeah, he's aged horribly.
Hey, the Belnaps.

682
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,801
This is Artie. Viv.
This is Lindsey.
Hello.

683
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,303
Hi, Lindsey.
Hello.

684
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,638
Been divorced 20 years,
still share the seats.
Really.

685
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,599
Hey, Ben.
Sheri!

686
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,310
How you doing?
Where's Teresa?
She's right here.

687
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,021
Oh, my God.
What happened?
You look fantastic!

688
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,232
I lost 200 pounds.
I had my stomach stapled shut.

689
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:05,319
A doctor
or you did it yourself?
Oh, real funny.

690
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,404
Hey!

691
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,700
This is quite a little group
you have here.

692
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:14,661
Well, it's
my summer family.

693
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,707
[Boy]
For the land of the free

694
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:25,547
And the home of the brave

695
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:29,635
[Crowd Cheering]
[Announcer] Let's hear it
for Jordan Leandre.

696
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:34,181
Ladies and gentlemen,
throwing out
the first ball today,

697
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,226
New England's own
Stephen King.

698
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,354
[Crowd Cheering]

699
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,564
[Announcer]
Right down the middle.

700
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,488
Did you tell Schuyler?
Okay, all right, listen.

701
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:53,033
Um, excuse me.
What time is the game over?

702
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,202
Uh, it's not like
a Broadway musical

703
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,495
where it ends with
a big Hawaiian number.

704
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,039
It's like you're missing
all the ambience
and all the fun.

705
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,041
I know.
The players
are right there.

706
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,086
I have a meeting at 5:30
and had to leave work at noon
to meet you here,

707
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,880
so my people
aren't prepared.
Right. Okay.

708
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,802
You know what?
I left work early,

709
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,555
so you're gonna have to
figure it out for yourself,
and I'll call you later.

710
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,265
[Announcer]
Wakefield.

711
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:24,439
[Groans]

712
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,402
That's a foul.

713
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,446
What makes that a foul?
See that foul pole there?

714
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:34,032
That's Pesky's Pole.
That's this guy
Johnny Pesky.

715
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,377
Yeah!

716
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:02,561
Hey, what are you doing
on Saturday?

717
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,605
Mm, you tell me.

718
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,192
You know what's really great
about baseball?
Hmm?

719
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,111
You can't fake it.

720
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:14,031
Anything else in life,
you don't have to
be great in.

721
00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,199
Business, music, art...
I mean, you can get lucky.

722
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,660
Really?
Yeah, you can fool everyone
for a while, you know?

723
00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,662
It's like...
Not... Not baseball.

724
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,789
You can either
hit a curveball
or you can't.

725
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,667
That's the way
it works, you know?
Hmm.

726
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:30,339
You could have a lucky day,
sure, but you can't have
a lucky career.

727
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,467
It's a little like math.
It's orderly.

728
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,845
Win or lose, it's fair.
It all adds up.

729
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:41,141
It's, like, not as confusing
or as ambiguous as, uh...

730
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,226
Life?
Yeah.

731
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,480
It's... It's safe.

732
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,985
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

733
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:57,157
[Whooping]

734
00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:58,784
Hey.
Hi.

735
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,369
What, did you buy out
the bookstore?

736
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,788
Actually, I bought
every book they had
on the Red Sox,

737
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:05,499
because I'm tired of being
the most ignorant person here.

738
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,835
Now who is
Carl Yaz-a-strezem...

739
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,214
[All] Yastrzemski.
[Mouthing Words]

740
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:14,800
She's not a genius,
this one.
No.

741
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:20,222
Johnny Damon!
You got the sweetest ass
in the league!

742
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:24,267
Very nice.

743
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:30,065
[Scoffs]
Do you believe in this?
"The Curse of the Bambino"?

744
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,692
Hey, that's not funny.
That's enough of that.

745
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,193
But Babe Ruth
was the Bambino.

746
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,195
That's right.
He played for the Red Sox.

747
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,823
They were great.
I mean, they were
the Yankees.

748
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:41,535
They won the World Series
in 1912, 1915,

749
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,620
1916, 1918.

750
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:46,123
They were royalty.
The elite.

751
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,251
Al should know.
He was there actually.
He's 136 years old.

752
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:53,964
He looks great for his age.
1919, their miserable,
greedy pig of a boss

753
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,467
decides to sell Babe Ruth
to the Yankees to finance
a Broadway musical.

754
00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,220
No, no, Nanette.
I would never ever
see that piece of crap.

755
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:04,891
And since 1918,
the Red Sox have not won
a World Series.

756
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,227
Yeah, the Yankees
have won 26.

757
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:11,231
And the thing is
the Sox don't just lose,
they raise it to an art form.

758
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,650
Tony C.,
best young player in baseball,

759
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:17,612
catches one in the eye at 22,
he's finished at 26.

760
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:20,866
Armbrister runs into
Carlton Fisk,
costs us the Series.

761
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,951
Bucky friggin' Dent.
[Viv Groans]

762
00:44:23,036 --> 00:44:26,038
You remember the time
Roger Moret went catatonic?

763
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,248
The grounds crew
had to carry him out
in a wheelbarrow.

764
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:30,250
Buckner.
[All Groan]

765
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,669
Grady little sticking
with Pedro
in the eighth inning.

766
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:36,423
Ooh, stop it.
You're killing me here.

767
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:39,801
And that, milady,
is the Curse of the Bambino.

768
00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:42,512
[Announcer]
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.

769
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:54,816
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's go meet Mom and Dad.

770
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,486
[Scoffs]

771
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,697
Nothing.

772
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:04,409
A laugh? A giggle?
This is not
a man's closet.

773
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,079
What do you mean?
You have one pair
of dress shoes.

774
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,873
You're like a man-boy.
Half man, half boy.

775
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,459
You should see the way
my sister's husband dresses.

776
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:16,755
He had a professional
come in and do his closet.
It's like suit, suit, suit...

777
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,091
All right, okay, okay.
I see what this is all about.

778
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,968
You want your parents
to like me more than they
like your brother-in-law.

779
00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:25,430
No, it's not...
Yes!

780
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:31,478
[Sighs]
Is it so horrible that
I want my parents to like you?

781
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:37,150
Okay. I think we have
enough stuff in this closet.
We can fool 'em.

782
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,152
[Mom]
He looks like a skunk.

783
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,238
You're the one that told me
to grow it out.

784
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,908
Well, what else could I say?
It looked ridiculous on you.
A man your age...

785
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,702
Now, I understand
that you're a teacher, right?
You were?

786
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,496
Yes, for 27 years.

787
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,082
And, okay, now you're
the principal, right?
Mm-hmm.

788
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,168
And you...
Did you ever tell me
what your dad does?

789
00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:59,422
I sell golf carts.
Wow. Okay, that gives us
nothing to talk about.

790
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,424
I don't really know much
about it.

791
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,553
That's funny,
'cause every other guy
she's gone out with

792
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,721
has tried to get
a free golf cart
out of me.

793
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:10,225
No, I like golf. Great sport.
It's just I don't really
get out much, you know?

794
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,852
We love it.
Yeah?

795
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,062
They play all the time.

796
00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:16,648
We tried to get on
the country club here,
but it's very difficult.

797
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:20,235
It's almost impossible.
I had to call the manufacturer
of my golf carts,

798
00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:23,113
a guy named
Dave Johnson, and said...
Jensen.

799
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:25,407
No, Dave... Dave Johnson.
Jensen.

800
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,535
Jensen?
Hi. Sorry we're late. He was
watching the Red Sox game.

801
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,163
How'd they do?
No, no.
La, la, la, la, la!

802
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,165
Help me! Help me!
Help me!
What's wrong?

803
00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,209
Oh, help me! Help me!
Help me! La la la la!

804
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,670
[Man, Indistinct]
La la la la.
La la la la.

805
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,672
[Making Noises]
Okay. Okay.

806
00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:43,049
It was awesome.
Struck out the side.

807
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:46,344
Okay, it stopped.
It stopped. Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!

808
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,473
Whew!
Um...

809
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,685
Thank you.
Yeah. Ben tapes
the Red Sox games,

810
00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,645
so he doesn't wanna
know the score.

811
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,815
And he can't
cover his own ears 'cause
he's got lobster fingers,

812
00:46:58,900 --> 00:46:59,900
so I do it.

813
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,903
That's sweet.

814
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,577
Hey, how'd it go last night?
Fabulous.

815
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,995
Mr. Myerson
wants to see you.

816
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:16,666
Oh, God. If one of
the windows would open,
I would jump.

817
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,585
And your mom's
on line one.

818
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:24,507
Hi, Mom. Hi.
Listen, where are you?
Can I call you back?

819
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,386
What? You had
a 10:00 a.m. Flight.

820
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:34,559
My Ben?
Yes, he has been great.

821
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:37,771
He took us out to breakfast.
Right now he's washing
your father's balls.

822
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,022
What?

823
00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,193
Here's one.
Thanks, Ben.

824
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,820
He got us a 10:00 a.m.
Tee time at the country club.

825
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,615
How?

826
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,786
One of his student's fathers
has something to do
with the sprinklers.

827
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,121
Can I talk to him
for a second?
Oh, sure.

828
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,998
Benny? Lindsey.

829
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:59,167
Oh, thanks.
Hi, Linds.

830
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:02,128
Hey, what are you doing?

831
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,797
Took a sick day.

832
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:08,843
All right.
Well, I'll see you
tonight then.

833
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,054
All right. Bye-bye.
Honey...

834
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:15,267
Uh, sweetheart,
don't talk in my backswing.

835
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:18,061
Well, you were
lined up wrong.
I wasn't lined up, I...

836
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:20,522
Please, don't talk
in my backswing. You know
better than that.

837
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:23,900
Just take a mulligan.
Lighten up.

838
00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:26,569
He's so short with me.
I know. I know.
But you know what?

839
00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:29,406
You talked in his backswing.
Did you talk in his backswing?
Yes, I did.

840
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,033
Don't even look at him.
Look this way. Let him swing.
Okay.

841
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:42,460
[Crowd Cheering]

842
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,758
Where it began

843
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,928
Manny! Manny! Manny!

844
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,179
I can't begin to know when

845
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,892
But then I know
it's growin' strong

846
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,898
Wasn't the spring

847
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:08,445
And spring
became the summer

848
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:12,866
Who'd have believed
you'd come along

849
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,997
Hand

850
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,168
Touching hands

851
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,379
Reaching out

852
00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:29,549
Touching me

853
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:34,721
Touching you

854
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:38,058
Sweet Caroline
buh, buh, buh

855
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,979
Good times never
seemed so good

856
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,774
So good, so good, so good

857
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,651
I've been inclined

858
00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:57,827
To believe they never would
and now I

859
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,248
Oh.
[Breathing Heavily]

860
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,134
[Man] She handled a project
for a food service company
like yours a few months ago.

861
00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:17,972
Gave them a model
predicting the impact
of every possibility.

862
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,974
Sounds like what I need.
Morning.

863
00:50:20,059 --> 00:50:22,060
You'll love her.
This lady is a dynamo.

864
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,437
Unstop... pable.

865
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:32,570
[Clears Throat]
When she wakes up,
I wanna see her.

866
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,656
Well, let's go
for a coffee.

867
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,826
You know
what's happening here?
You're being colonized.

868
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:41,121
What?
Colonized. It's like...
It's like in the old days.

869
00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:45,208
When the French
and the English would go
into Asia and Africa,

870
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,584
and they'd
raise their flags

871
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:49,712
and they'd
impose their culture
and they'd colonize.

872
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:53,508
It's like, Sarah, when you
cut your hair off because
that guy liked short hair.

873
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,593
Wait a minute.
I mean, you guys are married.

874
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,680
Isn't that a part of it,
accommodating each other?

875
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,141
You know, how many kids
are we gonna have?

876
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,727
Where are we gonna live?
What pizza place
are we gonna order from?

877
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,855
Doesn't it require
some pliability?

878
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:10,525
Because maybe that's something
I've been lacking in my life.

879
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,694
Isn't it affecting your work?

880
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,738
No, not so much.

881
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,740
You know what
I just realized?

882
00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:20,160
You're rooting
for her relationship to fail.

883
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,703
No.
What?

884
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,955
That's right.
Why would I do that?

885
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,499
Never mind.

886
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,003
No. No, come on,
tell me.

887
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:37,302
All right. You and Lindsey
are both very competitive,
especially with each other.

888
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:40,763
She's more competitive
than I am.
I am not.

889
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,308
And when you were both
starting out, you were
the more successful one.

890
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:46,811
But now Lindsey's career
has skyrocketed,
so she's more successful.

891
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:50,106
But you've had
the personal success,
the marriage.

892
00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:53,485
And if Lindsey
gets that too, then she's
definitely the winner,

893
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,487
so you're rooting
against her.

894
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:01,826
[Gasps]
Oh, my God.
What did I do?

895
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,787
What the...
That's it.

896
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:07,373
We are so
not coming here anymore.

897
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:11,336
[Crowd]
Let's go, Red Sox!

898
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,963
Let's go, Red Sox!

899
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:17,383
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Cheering]

900
00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,223
[Crowd Jeering]

901
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:27,018
Hey, Ump, get off your knees.
You're blowin' the game!

902
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,984
Al Waterman.
Have a sponge, young man.

903
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:37,487
She's killing me
with the laptop.

904
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:38,905
Sitting there
doing her homework.

905
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:42,575
So, when do you find out
about this promotion thing?

906
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,702
Uh, next month.

907
00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:49,832
Oh, cool. I just wanted to
know how long I gotta put up
with this at the ball games.

908
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:53,461
Ben, this is my third game
this week.
Oh, no, I know that.

909
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:56,506
And I always have to leave
at 6:00 to be here on time.

910
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:59,842
And then we don't get home
till 11:00, then you and I
go at it all night,

911
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,844
and then that's
all time lost.

912
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:03,846
Really?

913
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,474
Well, when I say lost,
I mean it's time
that I have to make up.

914
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:09,852
I know.
You know? I already
got my ass chewed out...

915
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,938
Hot dogs here!
By my boss
this week, okay?

916
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:14,190
Yo!
Hot dogs!

917
00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:16,150
Fenway frank?
Blech.

918
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,445
One, please.
Mustard, please.
Thank you. What do I owe?

919
00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:28,621
[Crowd Cheering]

920
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:36,462
[Machine Whirring]

921
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:46,014
No, they didn't find anything.
She's fine. I swear.

922
00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:48,016
She's lying down right now.
[Phone Beeps]

923
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,435
Molly? Okay, there's
another phone call
coming in, okay?

924
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:52,812
Check in later.
Okay, bye-bye.

925
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:55,315
[Phone Beeps]
Hello. Troy.

926
00:53:56,317 --> 00:54:00,069
You're kidding me. Now?
All right, thanks. Bye.

927
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,864
Honey,
you're on television.

928
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:05,575
[Man On TV]
Come and get 'em
at Cerrone Cadillac.

929
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,285
The Red Sox
picked up the "W."

930
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,579
There was a scary moment
though in this one
in the sixth inning,

931
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,999
when Miguel Tejada
hit a vicious foul ball
off Mike Myers

932
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,500
that actually hit a woman.

933
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,505
[Announcer]
The 0-1 is fouled off
back into the seats.

934
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,924
[Woman] That had to hurt.
Oh!

935
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:26,596
She was transported
to a local hospital,

936
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,308
but fortunately
she was released
and she's gonna be all right.

937
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:33,353
[Theme Music]

938
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,108
[TV Off]
It wasn't that bad
actually.

939
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,653
It was actually
very ladylike.

940
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:46,282
I mean, you just kind of...
slinked out of your chair.

941
00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:48,284
It was pretty limber.

942
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:52,872
All right.
I'll let you sleep.
No, Ben.

943
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:55,333
Gah!

944
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,710
You have a whole
nother head up there.

945
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:01,589
Yeah, well,
the one that can talk
needs to say something.

946
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:05,718
I don't think that I should go
to the games anymore.

947
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:09,305
Why?
Because of this?

948
00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:13,226
No, because I'm becoming
someone that I hate.

949
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:18,106
Someone who gets a boyfriend,
and poof, their entire
prior life just vanishes.

950
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:21,150
I have to focus
on my work right now.
I have to.

951
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,655
And besides, you'll have
such a better time if you go
with Troy or Gerard

952
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,990
or the bald anesthesiologist.

953
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:29,909
Come on.
You have to go. Please?

954
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:34,038
Listen. You go to the games,
and I'll stay at the office.

955
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:35,748
And when the game is over,

956
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,626
you'll come racing home
like you're scoring
the winning run,

957
00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:40,795
and I'll be here waiting.

958
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:42,755
Waiting?

959
00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,007
I'll be waiting.

960
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,009
[French Accent]
What, you'll be waiting
for me?

961
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,928
Yeah.
Ooh.

962
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,974
You know, all this talk
about waiting is making me
not wanna wait.

963
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:56,018
Ben, I'm concussed.

964
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,688
Yeah, that's kind of
the way I like it.

965
00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,524
I have to keep the peas
on my forehead.

966
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:04,444
Okay, try to balance it.
Okay. It's...

967
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,950
[Knocking]
Hi.

968
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,453
Hello.

969
00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,998
I told your bosses,
but I wanted to tell you.

970
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,125
The work you did for us
was brilliant.

971
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:22,378
Oh. Well,
I really appreciate
you saying that.

972
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:25,757
Uh, Patrick Lyons,
this is Carrie.
Nice to see you again.

973
00:56:25,841 --> 00:56:27,842
Nice to see you.
Excuse me.

974
00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,763
You know, they're really
very lucky to have you here.

975
00:56:31,847 --> 00:56:37,101
Oh, I feel
the same way to be here.
I feel very lucky.

976
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,064
Here, I got it.

977
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:44,817
Um, thank you.
You're welcome.

978
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:49,322
I was, um, just trying
to get comfortable.

979
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:52,492
Well, don't get
too comfortable,
you might fall asleep.

980
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,828
[People Cheering]
[Ben] Come on! Come on!
Use your brain!

981
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,831
Use your brain!
Oh, they're in the lead.
We almost have an answer.

982
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,833
Who's ahead?
Oh, Tammy's in the lead.

983
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,503
We might have a winner!
We might have a winner
right here!

984
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:07,840
Tammy won!
37' 2", the Green Monster.

985
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,218
Audrey, I'm very sorry,
but you can have
our home game.

986
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:11,302
Don, what does she win?

987
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:14,847
Excuse me.
It's a little loud,
don't you think?

988
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,726
Sorry, Mr. Ennis.
The kids' drugs
just kicked in.

989
00:57:18,811 --> 00:57:20,853
[All Laughing]
[Mr. Ennis] Oh, ha ha.

990
00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:23,773
Teenage drug use.
That's great fodder
for comedy.

991
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:30,530
[Mouthing Words]
[Students Laugh]

992
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:33,157
All right, you guys.
We're almost out of time.
Pack up.

993
00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:35,952
Remember, we got a big test
next Tuesday, so St...
[Students Groaning]

994
00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:39,330
Hey, back off!
Back, back, back, you animals!
[Imitates Whip Whipping]

995
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,961
Back! Hey, one of the
10 problems on your handout
will be on the test.

996
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:48,714
I'm not gonna tell you
which one, so you're gonna
have to learn all of them.

997
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:49,882
Seven.

998
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:53,010
[Mouthing Word]
Seven.

999
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,721
[Mouthing Word]

1000
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:02,311
[Bell Rings]
All right,
study, you maniacs.

1001
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:06,482
Remember, this Saturday is
fall tryouts for next spring's
J.V. Baseball.

1002
00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:09,610
Just to avoid the confusion
we had last year,
let me say this year

1003
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:12,405
we're looking
for good players.
Hi.

1004
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,448
Hey.

1005
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,578
How are you doing?
I have very exciting news.
I couldn't wait to tell you.

1006
00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,621
You got the promotion.
No, no.

1007
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:23,499
Mr. Myerson did call me
into his office
right after we spoke.

1008
00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,584
I was trying
to play it cool.

1009
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:27,461
But between you and me,
I was ready to wash his balls.

1010
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,339
Yeah, see, that joke's
not fun for me.

1011
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:33,050
[Giggles]
I'm sorry.
Let me explain.

1012
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:36,387
There is this European company
that we're trying to make
a deal with, okay?

1013
00:58:36,471 --> 00:58:38,389
And what they do...
You know what?

1014
00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:41,434
The point is
they're sending me to Paris
to close the deal.

1015
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,645
Wow!
And I am taking vous.

1016
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:46,564
Moi?
Oui!

1017
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,858
Taking me to Paris?

1018
00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:51,485
Oh, this is gonna
be so great.

1019
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,906
Okay, I'm gonna cash in
my first-class ticket
and get two seats.

1020
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:58,618
All you have to do,
Mr. Wrightman,
is call in sick tomorrow,

1021
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,245
and we're on our way.
Wait, it's tomorrow?

1022
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,497
Mm-hmm.
This weekend?
It's now?

1023
00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:06,042
Yeah, we'll fly back
Sunday afternoon,
but with the time change,

1024
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:08,085
you'll be back at work
on Monday morning.

1025
00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:15,343
Oh, yeah, uh,
I... I gotta be honest.

1026
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:19,555
This isn't
the best weekend for me.
I'm kind of swamped.

1027
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,682
Oh, no.
Do you have a lot of work?

1028
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:25,019
Uh, we're two games
out of first,
with three weeks left.

1029
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,022
Seattle's coming in
this weekend, and, I mean...

1030
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,107
This is when
they need me.

1031
00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,984
They need you?

1032
00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:36,697
Wait a second.
I was just thinking
about it. That's all.

1033
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:38,157
A tip, Ben.

1034
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:42,078
When your girlfriend says,
"Let's go to Paris
for the weekend," you go.

1035
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,622
All right, all right.
I'll go. I'll go.

1036
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:48,834
You'll go? You know what?
I have a better idea.
I think I'll take him.

1037
00:59:54,675 --> 00:59:56,175
Hey. Just slow down
a second, okay?

1038
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:58,928
Just go and enjoy
your ball game.

1039
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:02,515
You know, this is
the second day in a row
you've snapped at me.

1040
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,934
I'm late.
Fine. Go.

1041
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:07,520
No, Ben.

1042
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,606
I'm late.

1043
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:17,863
How... How late?

1044
01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:21,367
Um, a week and a half.

1045
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:25,204
Okay. That's not
that late. Right?

1046
01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:27,331
No. It is for me.

1047
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:31,502
Okay. Well, you know what?
I mean, we're not
the first people to...

1048
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,296
To, you know... To... 'Cause,
you know, when two people...

1049
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:36,590
You know.
Deep breaths, Ben.

1050
01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:40,261
[Clears Throat]
Yeah. Why...
Why didn't you say something?

1051
01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:42,722
Why? So we could
both freak out?

1052
01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,933
I mean, I wanted to wait
for the right moment.

1053
01:00:46,018 --> 01:00:48,310
And then when this trip
came up, I thought,

1054
01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:50,521
we'll go to Paris,
and I'll tell you there,

1055
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,732
because that did
seem special.

1056
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,817
But, no, you don't see us
tangled up in the sheets

1057
01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,652
with the Eiffel Tower
in the window.

1058
01:00:56,737 --> 01:01:00,865
You see the Mariners
are coming and Pedro's
pitching Friday night.

1059
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:02,867
[Mumbles]
Saturday.
Schilling's on Friday.

1060
01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:06,120
Look. I...
I admit I should have
reacted differently.

1061
01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:07,580
If I ever build
a time machine,

1062
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,248
that's the first place
I'm going back to.

1063
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,625
I'll be like,
"Paris, whoo! I'm in."

1064
01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:14,420
Uh, I...
Really, I'm sorry.

1065
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,630
That's all right.

1066
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:19,300
[Sighs]
But I have a 4:00 flight
that I have to catch.

1067
01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:22,344
All right. I can pack my bags.
We can put some stuff
together. We can make this.

1068
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:25,431
No, it's okay.
The trip is already off
to a weird start.

1069
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:27,349
Y...
Let's just talk about it
when I get back.

1070
01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:28,517
You sure?
Yeah.

1071
01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:29,602
You're sure?
Yeah.

1072
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,604
I could tell them
I'm leaving right now.

1073
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,606
We're going.
No. It's okay.

1074
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,775
You gonna be all right?

1075
01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:40,488
If you give me a kiss
and wish me luck.

1076
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:45,785
Good luck.
Way to go, Mr. W.

1077
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:47,787
Yeah.

1078
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:50,331
Okay. I'll see you
in a couple days. Okay?

1079
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,958
Yeah.
Okay.

1080
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,682
Are you smoking?
What are you doing?
I'm a teacher.

1081
01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:11,227
That's an insult.
Put it out.

1082
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,897
Get back in class.
Come on.

1083
01:02:17,818 --> 01:02:21,278
[Man] So, the 30-year-old
is on course.
He is the four-time...

1084
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,364
[Phone Rings]

1085
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,998
Hello?
[Lindsey] I got it.

1086
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,127
Linds?
Mmm.

1087
01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:38,420
I got it.

1088
01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:41,423
The promotion?
My period.

1089
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:48,222
I can tell you were sleeping,
so I'll call you later.

1090
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:51,183
No, no, no.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.

1091
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,602
No, it's okay.

1092
01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,855
I'll see you tomorrow.

1093
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:02,695
Hey, Linds.
Yeah?

1094
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,157
Are you okay?

1095
01:03:07,075 --> 01:03:09,076
Yeah.

1096
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,043
Safe flight.
Okay. Bye.

1097
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,129
[Line Clicks]

1098
01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,907
I'll get it.
No. I got it.
I got it.

1099
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:31,742
Thank you.
Want me to take it up?

1100
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:34,203
No. I'm okay.
I'm just gonna
go upstairs.

1101
01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,998
Bye.

1102
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,376
Hey. Linds. Uh...

1103
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:47,633
Did, uh...
Did you want a baby?

1104
01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:50,719
Eventually.

1105
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:54,306
Well, eventually you will.

1106
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,269
Well, it certainly
got me thinking.
That's for sure.

1107
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:01,647
What do you mean?
Ben.

1108
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,276
If I'm with a guy
for 11 months,

1109
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,361
and I think I might be
having his child,

1110
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,780
I'm gonna ask myself,
"Is this the guy?"

1111
01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:13,325
And if it is,
"What's this
going to be like?"

1112
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:17,246
You know, if we're to be
Mr. And Mrs. Ben and Lindsey,
How's this going to work?

1113
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,415
It's like Robin's
birthday party.

1114
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,041
The minute
I got the invitation,

1115
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:24,336
I had to run to
the refrigerator and check
the Red Sox schedule.

1116
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,922
And the Yankees are playing,
so I know I'm going stag.

1117
01:05:27,007 --> 01:05:31,302
And that's okay.
I'm fine with that.
But how far does it go?

1118
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,721
You know,
"Grandma, don't die
because

1119
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,764
"the Red Sox are
going out on the road,

1120
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:38,183
so please wait until
they come back to die."

1121
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:42,396
And, "Doctor, induce labor
because the Oakland A's
are coming in tomorrow."

1122
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,523
Do you remember last winter?

1123
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,318
This is exactly
what you liked about me.

1124
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,779
That I was capable
of having a passionate
commitment with something.

1125
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,489
Uh, a devotion.

1126
01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:56,493
Yes, but you feel it
for the Red Sox, and I was
hoping that someday

1127
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,662
you might redirect that.

1128
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,793
All those things
that you feel
for that team,

1129
01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:08,047
I feel them too,
for you.

1130
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:26,982
You know what she's saying
to me, Ryan? She's saying
I have an addiction.

1131
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:29,443
Really? Well, you work
90 hours a week.

1132
01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:33,447
You know, that... But I guess
that addiction's more
socially acceptable, you know.

1133
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,240
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?

1134
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:38,660
Well, nobody's really wrong
in these situations.

1135
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,913
I mean, you have
wants and needs.

1136
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,415
She likewise.

1137
01:06:43,792 --> 01:06:46,418
Wait for
your pitch, Miosky!

1138
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,382
But she's great.
She's great.
[Ball Strikes Bat]

1139
01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:53,467
Definitely the best girl
I've ever gone out with.

1140
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:57,137
The... The smartest,
the funniest,
the best-looking.

1141
01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:59,431
The sex is like
the... Well...

1142
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,103
But there's a reason why
she's 30 and not married.

1143
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,854
I mean, you gotta see
the big deal
she's making about

1144
01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,523
her friend's
birthday party.

1145
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:10,192
Oh, God. She's making
a federal case about it.

1146
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:14,071
I'm, like, hey, what if
I had to work that night?
What if I had a second job?

1147
01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:17,241
You know?
What if I was doing
charity work? Is that cool?

1148
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,368
What if I'm, like,
finishing a painting?

1149
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,869
Is that...
You understand me now?

1150
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,871
See my point?
It's not the time.

1151
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:25,332
It's she doesn't respect
how I'm spending my time.

1152
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,876
And now she expects me
to miss a Yankees game?

1153
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,878
[Laughs]
Whatever.

1154
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:32,339
[Man]
Let's go, Murph.
You're up.

1155
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:36,218
All right,
Mr. Wrightman.
I gotta bat.

1156
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:38,804
Let me just leave you
with this thought.

1157
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:39,972
You love the Sox.

1158
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:43,350
But have they ever
loved you back?

1159
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:52,734
Who are you, Dr. Phil?
Get out of here. Go hit...
Go swing the bat.

1160
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,990
[Man Announcing]
The Red Sox
started off tonight

1161
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,492
three games behind
the Yankees.

1162
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:05,539
Pedro delivers. The ball is
lined over Bellhorn's head
into right center field.

1163
01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:10,002
That'll get another run across
as the Yankees extend
their lead.

1164
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:13,672
[Jazz]

1165
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,843
[Jazz Continues]

1166
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:24,183
Benny boy,
I still can't believe
you're not at the Yankee game.

1167
01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:27,060
Yeah, well, if the Yankees
looked that good in a dress,

1168
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:29,688
I'd be at the game.

1169
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,993
[Glass Clinking]

1170
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:48,040
There's no way to measure
what she is worth.

1171
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:50,918
I'm the luckiest man
on the face of the Earth.

1172
01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,295
[Crowd Murmuring]
Her, uh...

1173
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:56,256
Hang on. Hang on.
Okay. "I'm the luckiest man
on the face of the Earth.

1174
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:58,592
"Her face, her form,
her sweet, loving smile.

1175
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:02,554
And she even lets me
dance around in her panties
once in a while."

1176
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:04,515
[All Gasp]
My parents are here!

1177
01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:08,060
[Cheering]
Really embarrassing.
Really bad.

1178
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,937
I love you,
birthday girl.

1179
01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:11,522
I love you.

1180
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,441
[Big Band Jazz]

1181
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,746
[Pop]

1182
01:09:28,248 --> 01:09:31,667
And so the conversation
turned

1183
01:09:32,252 --> 01:09:35,212
Until the sun went down

1184
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:39,591
And many fantasies
were learned

1185
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:42,636
On that day

1186
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,514
Keep feeling fascination

1187
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,267
[Jazz]

1188
01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:53,188
Have I a hope
or half a chance

1189
01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:57,276
To even ask
if I could dance with you

1190
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,779
Yoo-hoo

1191
01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:06,577
Would you greet me
or politely turn away

1192
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:13,041
Would there suddenly be
sunshine on a cold and

1193
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,376
[Vocalizing: "Dirty Water"]

1194
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,170
[Man On Radio]
Yankee bats
have come alive tonight.

1195
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,631
What's up, my man?
Oh. The game.

1196
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,718
No, no. Hey.
It's fine. It's fine.

1197
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:24,720
It's fine.
Okay.

1198
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:27,598
[Man] None have been
successful so far against
this powerful Yankee offense.

1199
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,641
6-0, Yankees.
[Chuckles]

1200
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,602
[Man] Timlin ready to face
the left fielder,
Hideki Matsui.

1201
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,061
Timlin to the belt.

1202
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,813
Here's the pitch.
[Ball Dings Against Bat]

1203
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:37,316
Swung on.
A drive hit high and deep.

1204
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,401
And this one is gone.

1205
01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,112
7-0.
Matsui has hit his second
home run of the night.

1206
01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,323
Hey. It's only a game.

1207
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,828
That was like...

1208
01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:53,415
Yeah.

1209
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,667
I mean...
I mean, you were...

1210
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:59,046
Thank you.

1211
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:02,007
Not... Not just physically.

1212
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:06,094
I mean, it felt like...
Like we were...

1213
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:09,848
Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles]

1214
01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:15,145
I think this might be
the greatest night of my life.

1215
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,985
[Phone Rings]

1216
01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:31,078
Hello.
[Men Shouting]

1217
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:35,040
Hold on.
I think it's Troy.
It's really noisy.

1218
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:38,877
Hey. Do you want
some food?
Yeah.

1219
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,421
Okay.
Hello?

1220
01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:43,799
Hey, what's that noise?

1221
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,343
Ben, we won! We won!

1222
01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,346
We were losing 7-0
in the bottom of the ninth!

1223
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,682
We scored eight runs!
Ten straight hits!

1224
01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:55,519
It was unbelievable, man!
It's the greatest night
in the history of Fenway Park!

1225
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:59,147
Can you hear this?
It's bedlam here, man!

1226
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:03,068
Yes! By... by the end,
the stands were
literally shaking!

1227
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:04,236
The fire marshal
had to get the...

1228
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:06,780
[Indistinct]
To stop jumping up and down!

1229
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,826
The one game you missed!

1230
01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:13,870
You missed
the greatest game ever!

1231
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:16,498
[Yelling]
[Beeps Off]

1232
01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:21,586
[Cheering On TV]
This is an historic night,
Natalie.

1233
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:27,426
And word is these
tickets stubs are already
getting $200 on the street.

1234
01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:31,680
I have seen at least
a dozen women celebrating
topless in the streets.

1235
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:36,017
Moments ago I witnessed
a nun dancing on top of
a moving vehicle.

1236
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:40,188
I have seen police officers
toasting beer
with underage children.

1237
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:41,565
It is absolute bedlam
down here.

1238
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:44,276
Right now I think
we're witnessing
the largest conga line ever.

1239
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,528
I tell you what.
If you are not down here
right now,

1240
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:48,447
you're missing
one heck of a party.

1241
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:52,033
[Whimpers]

1242
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:56,705
There are three eggs
in Spanish omelet

1243
01:12:56,789 --> 01:13:00,000
[Whistling]

1244
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,836
Hi. Would you like
an omelet?

1245
01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:06,465
They... Won.

1246
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,550
The Red Sox?

1247
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,511
Oh, good!
This really is your night.

1248
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:12,929
No. You don't understand.

1249
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,807
They scored eight runs
in the bottom
of the ninth to win 8-7.

1250
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:19,186
It was the best game ever.
I... I can't...

1251
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,271
I... I never miss a game.

1252
01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:23,607
Ever.
This is like a nightmare.

1253
01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:27,027
No, this is beyond that.
This is like a punishment
from God or something.

1254
01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,863
Two minutes ago you said
this was the best night
of your life.

1255
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,199
Yeah. Two minutes ago
it was.

1256
01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:35,243
Hey. I didn't tell you
not to go.

1257
01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:37,204
Oh, no. No, no.
Of course not. No.

1258
01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,915
You had nothing to do with it.
I just suddenly had a whim,

1259
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,460
after 11 years of never
missing an inning, to suddenly
not go to a Yankees game.

1260
01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:46,046
[Lindsey] Hey.
[Whimpers]

1261
01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:50,759
Wasn't it you yourself
that said just tonight,

1262
01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,177
"It's only a game"?

1263
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:55,055
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
Pile it on. Yeah.

1264
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:58,183
Kick me when I'm down.
That's great.
It is just a game.

1265
01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:00,477
Clearly, it's not
just a game!

1266
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:04,147
If it was,
then obviously I wouldn't
care about it this much.

1267
01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:05,690
Twenty-three years.

1268
01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:08,193
Do you still care about
anything you cared about
23 years ago?

1269
01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:11,488
How about 10?
How about five?

1270
01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:14,533
Name me a single thing
that you've cared about
for 23 years.

1271
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:21,289
Yeah. No, um,
there isn't actually anything
I've wanted for 23 years

1272
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,959
because 23 years ago
I was seven,

1273
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:28,713
and if I still wanted to marry
Scott Baio, I would think that
my life went terribly wrong.

1274
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,010
I... I just thought tonight
was so different.

1275
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,096
You broke my heart, Ben.

1276
01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:38,849
Hey.

1277
01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:53,530
[Shouting, Faint]

1278
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,534
Awesome!
Whoo-hoo!

1279
01:14:57,618 --> 01:14:59,536
Wow!

1280
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,414
Wow!
Yeah, baby!

1281
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:08,753
[Man Announcing]
Well, the Red Sox's
once-promising season

1282
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:11,590
has certainly taken
a turn for the worse.

1283
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:17,137
Losing the last three games,
and today trailing
to the Texas Rangers.

1284
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,180
Curse of the Bambino.

1285
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,683
To think we quit our jobs
for that road trip.

1286
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,685
It's not a curse.

1287
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,272
Did you know the Titanic
sank the same week
Fenway Park opened?

1288
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,316
April 1912.

1289
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,615
Oh, you...

1290
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,992
[Crowd Booing]
Well, that's it.

1291
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,077
The Yankees officially
clinch the division.

1292
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:44,706
Seven years in a row now,
we finish with our faces
in their butts.

1293
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:48,418
Hey, hey, hey.
It's not time to jump off
the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?

1294
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:50,045
We still have the wild card.

1295
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:53,632
Oh, that's easy.
First we gotta beat Oakland
or Anaheim, on the road.

1296
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:56,176
Then we gotta play
the Yankees
in the house of pain.

1297
01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:59,012
Why do we inflict this
on ourselves?

1298
01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:00,805
Why?

1299
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,807
I'll tell you why.

1300
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:05,352
'Cause the Red Sox
never let you down.

1301
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:08,772
Huh?
That's right. I mean...

1302
01:16:08,856 --> 01:16:11,608
Why? 'Cause they haven't
won a world series
in a century or so?

1303
01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:14,110
So what?
They're here.

1304
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,571
Every April, they're here.

1305
01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:20,116
At 1:05 or at 7:05,
there is a game.

1306
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:23,620
And if it gets rained out,
guess what.
They make it up to you.

1307
01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:25,914
Does anyone else
in your life do that?

1308
01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,874
The Red Sox
don't get divorced.

1309
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:31,378
This is a real family.
This is the family
that's here for you.

1310
01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:34,214
You know, I don't ask her
to give up her family, do I?

1311
01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:38,385
Come on!
Let's get some runs!
Let's get some runs!

1312
01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:42,180
You know the best part?
I can get over her
because I am a Red Sox fan.

1313
01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:46,059
I mean, I'm tough.
I've been through a lot
in this park, man.

1314
01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:48,019
I can take this.

1315
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,188
Because I am bulletproof.

1316
01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,273
[Music]
Carl Yastrzemski
Carl Yastrzemski

1317
01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,067
[Announcer
On TV, Indistinct]

1318
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:57,904
Carl Yastrzemski
the man we call Yaz
we love him

1319
01:16:57,989 --> 01:16:59,155
Carl Yastrzemski

1320
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,282
[Man Announcing]
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

1321
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:02,409
Carl Yastrzemski

1322
01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:05,161
Here comes Knight,
and the Mets win it!

1323
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,871
[Continues]

1324
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,251
[Continues]
[Knocking]

1325
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,753
[Troy]
Open the door, man!

1326
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:15,839
[Yelling]
Little roller
up along first.

1327
01:17:15,923 --> 01:17:19,926
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

1328
01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:22,554
Oh, my God.
The Buckner game?

1329
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,472
I thought you took
that away from him!
I did!

1330
01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:25,598
Behind the bag!
It gets through Buckner!

1331
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,933
Carl Yastrzemski

1332
01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:28,977
The man they call Yaz

1333
01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:30,562
And the Mets win it!

1334
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:42,657
It wasn't just Buckner.
Stanley screwed him.

1335
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:44,075
He didn't cover first.

1336
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:47,370
Where'd you get this?
I... I don't remember.

1337
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,040
Don't lie to me.
Right. Do you have
any more of these?

1338
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,083
Huh? Where's your stash?

1339
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:54,252
Ben, this isn't
helping you.

1340
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:57,881
You understand that?
This solves nothing!

1341
01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,383
Ben, look at you.

1342
01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:01,926
Yeah, leave me alone.

1343
01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:07,265
All right.
Let's clean him up.
[Gerard] Come on.

1344
01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:10,060
I let her down.
Let's go.

1345
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:12,270
I am the Red Sox.
You're not
the Red Sox.

1346
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:14,481
I am the Red Sox.
You're not the Red Sox.

1347
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:17,275
Get him up on the shoulder
there, Gerard.

1348
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,486
I got the
shoulder right now.

1349
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:22,906
What are you doing?
Relax. I'm a doctor.

1350
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:26,993
Yeah, well, not to pry,
Doc, but why are you
shaving my balls?

1351
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:32,040
Well, if you don't
want me to...
No, I don't want you to.

1352
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,125
Whatever.
Hey.

1353
01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:42,008
[Man #1]
Bottom of the 10th.

1354
01:18:42,093 --> 01:18:44,719
[Man #2]
Swing and a fly ball
to left field! Way back!

1355
01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:47,347
Way back!
The Red Sox are going

1356
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:50,141
to the American League
Championship Series

1357
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,936
on the back of David Ortiz!

1358
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,604
All right. You've been
waiting all year for this.

1359
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,941
The Yankees, Red Sox,
the best rivalry in sports
starts tonight.

1360
01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:00,443
8:00, Yankee stadium.
Let's get it on.

1361
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,613
[Man Announcing]
The 2-2 pitch.
Mueller back to Rivera.

1362
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,908
To second for one.
On to first. Double play!

1363
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,077
And the Yankees take game one.

1364
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:13,248
[Man Announcing]
The Yankees are a strike away.
Here's a 1-2 pitch.

1365
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:16,417
Struck him out swinging
that'll wrap it up.

1366
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:20,421
For the second night in a row,
the Yankees have beaten
the Red Sox.

1367
01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:24,425
Here's a 2-0.
Mueller flies to center.

1368
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:27,929
Bernie Williams is there,
and the Yankees have won it.

1369
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:31,141
The end of a long night,
and perhaps the end for
the Boston Red Sox,

1370
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:35,061
losing tonight 19-8,
now falling in the series
three games to none.

1371
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,647
I mean, this thing is over.
They keep swinging the bats

1372
01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:39,691
the way they are, Don,
this thing's done.

1373
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:46,531
19-8. Good God.

1374
01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:49,367
Will you stop
saying that? Okay?

1375
01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:53,079
Now, who we pitching
tomorrow?
What's the difference?

1376
01:19:53,164 --> 01:19:55,623
We're losing
three games to nothing
to the Yankees.

1377
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:58,543
In a hundred years,
no team in the play-offs
has ever come back from that.

1378
01:19:58,878 --> 01:20:02,422
It's over. It's finished.
Bye. Wave to it.
Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie.

1379
01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:06,176
Oh. Isn't that
Jason Varitek?

1380
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,554
[Kevin]
Yeah. That is him.

1381
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,556
With Johnny Damon and Trot.

1382
01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:14,142
[Troy]
They're eating.
So what?

1383
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,437
So what? We're sitting here
dining on our guts
over the Red Sox.

1384
01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:20,356
And there three members
of the Red Sox are eating.

1385
01:20:20,441 --> 01:20:22,483
With gusto?

1386
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:24,777
Ironic.
Ironic?

1387
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,864
Ted Williams would roll over
in his freezer if he saw this.

1388
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:29,949
[Gerard]
Would you please be cool?

1389
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,243
Why shouldn't they eat?

1390
01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:35,288
They... They played hard.
They did their best. Move on.

1391
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:40,251
I kind of envy these guys.

1392
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:43,254
You know. No.
They understand something
that we don't.

1393
01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:46,216
Their whole life
isn't out in that field.

1394
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:48,468
It's their job.
It's not an obsession.

1395
01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,138
My God!

1396
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,098
It's official.
I'm an idiot.

1397
01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:04,943
[Laughter]

1398
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:07,403
[Lindsey]
That's funny because
I was gonna...

1399
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,781
[Doorbell Rings]

1400
01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:13,701
[Lindsey]
Can you get the door?
[Man] Sure.

1401
01:21:16,914 --> 01:21:18,164
[Speakers: Pop]

1402
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,457
Hello.

1403
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:24,128
Uh, is... Is Lindsey...
Who are you?

1404
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,422
I'm Patrick.
Who are you?

1405
01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:30,510
I'm Ben.
Oh, Ernie.
Stop it, Ernie.

1406
01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:32,011
Please.
Hey, Ern.

1407
01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:34,639
[Growls]
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.

1408
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,892
You be a good boy now.
[Music Continues]

1409
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:39,936
Uh...
Come on. Sorry.

1410
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,189
Ben.
Hi.

1411
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:46,651
[Continues]
Uh, what are you...
What are you, having a party?

1412
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:50,154
Uh, a group of us, um,
just had this work thing,

1413
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:52,824
and then some of us
came back here after.

1414
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,994
Um, I'm gonna
talk to him, okay?

1415
01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,746
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.

1416
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,502
Are you...
Are you on a date?
No. It's...

1417
01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:07,255
It's a work thing.

1418
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:10,800
I didn't want to go alone,
so, you know... Carrie
and Ezra are here as well.

1419
01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:12,677
Oh. So it's a double date.

1420
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:15,346
Well, that's...
That's perfect.
That's great.

1421
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,223
Ben, what are you
doing here?

1422
01:22:17,308 --> 01:22:19,350
I... I wanted to
talk to you. I...

1423
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,062
I can't believe
you're on a date.
This is like...

1424
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:26,399
I'm not.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Look. I'll call ya.

1425
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:28,526
Sorry I bothered you.
I'll call ya.

1426
01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,571
No, no.
This is crazy.
I'm sorry.

1427
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:34,907
I came here for a reason.
All right. Look.
I love you, Lindsey.

1428
01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:38,494
And I think that we should
give this another chance.

1429
01:22:40,331 --> 01:22:43,249
Did you hear me?
Ben...

1430
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,585
Oh... Look, look, look.

1431
01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:48,087
You finish your evening.
All right?
I'll hang out here,

1432
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,048
and when you're done
with your date,
we'll get married.

1433
01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:55,803
I don't think so.

1434
01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:59,265
Hey. What are you saying?
I mean...

1435
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:00,808
You know, you said
you wanted more.

1436
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:04,228
I mean, this is
as more as there is.
There is no more.

1437
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,106
Yes. But this isn't you.
This is the other guy.

1438
01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:09,233
What other guy?
It's October.

1439
01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:13,029
They're one game from
elimination. You're becoming
Winter Guy again.

1440
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,073
I already know
I like Winter Guy.

1441
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,367
It's Summer Guy
that broke my heart.

1442
01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:19,410
Summer Guy is gone.

1443
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:22,205
Yes, until summer.

1444
01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:25,083
No, no, no. Look.
Lindsey, I realize, like...
Ben,

1445
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:29,045
just too much
has happened.

1446
01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:32,673
Oh.

1447
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,592
All right.
Look, look. Uh...

1448
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:37,387
When the whole
baby thing happened,
I admit I froze.

1449
01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:40,515
All right. I thought of
a million different reasons
why I shouldn't be a father.

1450
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,601
But then I thought of
a reason why I should.

1451
01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:45,686
Because it would be ours.

1452
01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:48,731
You know, it's pieces of us.
And I got so excited.

1453
01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:51,192
I mean, like, I went,
and I got a whole bunch
of Red Sox toys...

1454
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,528
And a little
size-one Red Sox jersey,

1455
01:23:53,612 --> 01:23:56,197
like, for a player
to be named later.

1456
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,117
I still have it
for... Whenever.

1457
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,914
Ben, I just got so hurt.

1458
01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:06,999
Really hurt.

1459
01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,461
And sometimes,

1460
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:12,547
when that happens...

1461
01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:17,677
[Sighs]
Something inside
just shuts off.

1462
01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:23,808
I'm sorry.

1463
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,651
[Sobs]

1464
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:44,412
I never felt magic
crazy as this

1465
01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:50,168
I never saw moons
knew the meaning of the sea

1466
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:55,256
I never held emotion
in the palm of my hand

1467
01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:00,511
Or felt sweet breezes
in the top of a tree

1468
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:02,513
But now you're here

1469
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:08,019
Brighten my northern sky

1470
01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:11,689
Oh. None for me.
[Robin]
Oh, come on.

1471
01:25:11,815 --> 01:25:13,483
Since when did
you stop drinking?
Yeah.

1472
01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:16,027
Since I... Got pregnant.

1473
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:18,029
[All Gasp]

1474
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,907
Molly.
I knew it!

1475
01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:22,992
You did not.
Mm-hmm.

1476
01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:25,995
I told Lindsey. I said,
"Her boobs look engorged."
Was Steve excited?

1477
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,831
Are you kidding? He ran out
and bought him... Her...

1478
01:25:28,916 --> 01:25:31,000
A little train engineer hat.
[Cell Phone Rings]

1479
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,794
Oh, I'm sorry.
They do that, don't they?
Little hats...

1480
01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:36,422
Hello. It's Chris!
You gotta come with me.

1481
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:39,675
Molly's pregnant.
Mr. Myerson just announced
you got the promotion.

1482
01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:43,346
Oh, God! Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Now my breasts are engorged.

1483
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,973
That was Lindsey.
She got her promotion.
[Carrie] He's waiting.

1484
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,141
He's holding champagne.

1485
01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:49,310
Everybody's got a glass.
I told him you're in
the ladies' room.

1486
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:51,312
Oh. Thank you. Okay.
[Laughs]

1487
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:54,440
Well... Wait.
I gotta... I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.

1488
01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:56,025
Go, go.

1489
01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:57,777
I gotta go.
Guess what Chris is
doing right now.

1490
01:25:57,861 --> 01:26:00,446
He's buying Ben's
baseball tickets.

1491
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:02,823
What?

1492
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,284
Ben is selling Chris
his Red Sox tickets.

1493
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:08,829
Lindsey, please. Let's go!
Wait. You mean, like,
um, for today.

1494
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:13,459
No. I mean, like, forever.
For 125,000,
it better be forever.

1495
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:16,170
Are you guys that rich?

1496
01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:18,172
Yeah.

1497
01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,258
Why don't you
dress better?

1498
01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:22,176
Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

1499
01:26:22,261 --> 01:26:25,888
Ben... My Ben... is selling
his Red Sox seats?

1500
01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:28,808
To hell with the seats.
They're holding champagne.

1501
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,810
Come on.

1502
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:34,313
[Crowd]
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Clapping]

1503
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,482
Let's go, Red Sox!

1504
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:40,695
You know,
what you're doing is illegal.

1505
01:26:40,779 --> 01:26:43,030
That's right. Technically,
if you give up your tickets,

1506
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:45,157
you're supposed to give 'em
to the Red Sox.

1507
01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:48,286
Hey. We're friends. Okay?
They'll still be in his name.

1508
01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:51,122
They'll mail them to him,
then he'll give them to me.

1509
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:53,165
Does the guy with
the big squash always sit
in front of you?

1510
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:54,375
He's new.

1511
01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:56,544
I don't know.
You want the tickets or not?

1512
01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:59,005
Come on. Ow!
Shame on you.

1513
01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:01,716
Your Uncle Carl
saw 3,000 games
from these seats.

1514
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,969
He's gonna come back
and haunt you for this.

1515
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:08,264
[Applause]
[Man] Speech!

1516
01:27:10,183 --> 01:27:11,726
Let's go. Come on.

1517
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,812
Well, first,
thank you, Mr. Myerson.

1518
01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,314
Um...
[Clears Throat]

1519
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:19,275
The truth is
I... I like it here.

1520
01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:20,776
I like this work.

1521
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:23,613
I know what I'm doing
when I'm here.

1522
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:27,074
In fact,
it's the only place...

1523
01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:29,368
Where I know what I'm doing.

1524
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:32,163
This is, uh, controllable.

1525
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,416
It's safe.

1526
01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:39,170
Oh, my God.

1527
01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:42,465
He's selling
his Red Sox tickets for me.

1528
01:27:42,549 --> 01:27:45,593
What have I ever
given up for anybody
that meant that much?

1529
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:48,679
I'm sorry.
I know this seems crazy,
but I gotta go.

1530
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,182
You realize
you're selling your seats

1531
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,517
for exactly the same price
they sold Babe Ruth for.

1532
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:57,355
You said it yourself.
Relationships come and go,
but the Red Sox are forever.

1533
01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,899
I want my sponges back.

1534
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:03,027
Would you be selling these
tickets if we were winning?
I bet you wouldn't.

1535
01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:05,404
We're never winning.
That's the point.

1536
01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:07,365
We're down three games
to nothing. It's 4-3.

1537
01:28:07,449 --> 01:28:09,450
They got Rivera warming up
in the bull pen. Look.

1538
01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:11,494
[Man On P.A.]
Designated hitter. Number 18.

1539
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:13,412
John Olerud.

1540
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:16,457
Look. If I keep
these seats,

1541
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,876
all I'll think about
every time I'm here is...

1542
01:28:20,087 --> 01:28:22,213
Is what I gave up for them.

1543
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,131
[Tires Squeal]

1544
01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:26,217
[Tires Screech]

1545
01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:31,972
Excuse me.
Is there a ticket window
somewhere?

1546
01:28:32,099 --> 01:28:34,767
Sold out, sweetie.
It's the play-offs.
All right.

1547
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,395
Hey. Hey.
You need tickets?
Oh. You too.

1548
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,938
No, no.
I got tickets.

1549
01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:41,941
We... Then why the sign?
That's for the cops.

1550
01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:44,443
Everybody knows when you say
you need tickets,
means you have tickets.

1551
01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:47,905
Okay. I need a ticket.
Calm down.
I got two. 300 apiece.

1552
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,990
What?
Hey. The only reason
they're that cheap

1553
01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:52,034
is because
it's the eighth inning.
Fine.

1554
01:28:52,119 --> 01:28:54,870
I'll take one.
I can't split 'em up.

1555
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,336
Thank you.
Hey, hey.
You know what?

1556
01:29:02,421 --> 01:29:06,298
Since you only need the one
ticket, I'll buy the other one
back for, like, 50 bucks.

1557
01:29:06,383 --> 01:29:08,926
Oh, okay.
That sounds good. Oops.

1558
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,678
Enjoy the game.

1559
01:29:11,722 --> 01:29:15,725
[Cheering]
Ben, how do you know
she'll even take you back?

1560
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,853
It's... It's not just
for her, okay?
It's also for me, okay?

1561
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:21,939
I gotta get
my life in order.
Some perspective.

1562
01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:23,941
Some balance.
Hey. We've got a deal.

1563
01:29:24,776 --> 01:29:26,318
I'll buy your seats.

1564
01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:29,447
It's a real ticket.

1565
01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:31,699
Oh, it's a real ticket,
but you're at
the wrong entrance.

1566
01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:33,033
You're way over
in center field.

1567
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:34,660
I just gotta get in
for a minute...

1568
01:29:34,745 --> 01:29:37,705
That's a ploy.
I know it's a ploy.
You're in center field.

1569
01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:39,123
Fine.

1570
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:42,209
[Man Announcing]
Ground ball
to the right side.

1571
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:44,462
A race to the bag.
Rivera is there.

1572
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:48,716
And the Yankees are three
defensive outs away
from the World Series.

1573
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:49,884
Into the ninth.

1574
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:56,056
Excuse me.

1575
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:58,309
Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.

1576
01:29:58,518 --> 01:30:00,519
Excuse me.
[Woman]
Watch it.

1577
01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:02,813
Excuse me. Sorry.

1578
01:30:07,486 --> 01:30:09,820
Can I borrow these
for a second? Thank you.
Yeah.

1579
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,906
Sure.

1580
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,292
No.

1581
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,503
Why don't you have
a cell phone, you idiot?

1582
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:29,256
Sign by the red tab.
Initial by the yellow tabs.

1583
01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:32,218
What are you buying,
the stadium?
Look at that thing.

1584
01:30:32,302 --> 01:30:35,513
Floyd the Barber,
we're not in Mayberry, okay?
Thank you.

1585
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,934
Hey. Down in front.
Come on, sweetie.

1586
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:42,019
Hold your horses, buddy.

1587
01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:44,271
[Panting]

1588
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:46,398
Robin. Wait. No.
I can't talk right now.

1589
01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:48,526
Listen. I just need
Chris's cell phone number.

1590
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,910
[Scoffs]

1591
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,958
[Cell Phone Rings]
That's odd.

1592
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:06,001
You're having a stroke.
Good.

1593
01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:08,212
I don't want to talk now.
I'm at the ball game.

1594
01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:09,839
Chris!
[Beeps Off]

1595
01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:11,048
Damn it!

1596
01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:14,176
[Sheri]
Ben, come on.

1597
01:31:14,261 --> 01:31:15,678
Don't do it.
This is crazy.

1598
01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:17,680
Think about it, Ben.

1599
01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,682
Check's all made out.

1600
01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:22,393
I'll invite you to
some of the games.

1601
01:31:30,277 --> 01:31:32,278
I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.

1602
01:31:33,697 --> 01:31:36,991
[Pen Scribbling]
Another idiot.

1603
01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:44,415
And when you think
it's all over

1604
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,792
[Groans]

1605
01:31:46,877 --> 01:31:51,338
It's not over

1606
01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:54,008
When you think it's all over

1607
01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,551
It's not over

1608
01:31:55,635 --> 01:31:57,428
[Crowd Cheering]

1609
01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,054
It's not over

1610
01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:00,598
Hold it. Hold it.

1611
01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:04,268
Don, I hate to interrupt,
but something is happening
in center field.

1612
01:32:04,603 --> 01:32:08,606
It's not over

1613
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:11,358
[Man On TV] This young lady
jumped out of center field.

1614
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:13,527
No. No. The TV.

1615
01:32:13,612 --> 01:32:15,946
Give her a little credit.
She's pretty impressive.

1616
01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:17,990
[Man #2]
She took her heels off.
[Whimpers]

1617
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:19,325
Pretty good-looking too.

1618
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:23,287
♪♪ [Continues]

1619
01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:31,879
♪♪ [Continues]
Go on!

1620
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,673
You see that?
She just grabbed
Johnny Damon's butt.

1621
01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:36,842
Oh, cool!
♪♪ [Continues]

1622
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,683
♪♪ [Continues]
Hey!

1623
01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,269
♪♪ [Continues]
Ben!

1624
01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,398
Lindsey.
Ben!

1625
01:32:53,610 --> 01:32:55,903
Ben. Ben!

1626
01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,073
What are you doing?
You're gonna get arrested.

1627
01:32:59,157 --> 01:33:01,367
Don't sell
your tickets, okay?

1628
01:33:01,451 --> 01:33:03,035
That's why you ran
across the whole field?

1629
01:33:03,119 --> 01:33:05,120
Yes. To stop you.
What?

1630
01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:06,246
You're out of here.

1631
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,791
Just give me a second, okay?
Just give me a second. Please!

1632
01:33:08,875 --> 01:33:12,044
You gotta tell me. Wait.
The outfield- the grass-
is it spongy?

1633
01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:14,380
Ben, focus.
Sorry.

1634
01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:16,215
These seats are
important to you, okay?

1635
01:33:16,299 --> 01:33:18,884
This is your summer family,
your Uncle Carl.

1636
01:33:18,969 --> 01:33:20,386
You love these seats.

1637
01:33:20,470 --> 01:33:22,721
No. I fell in love with this
when I was seven...

1638
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,890
because I had nothing else.

1639
01:33:24,975 --> 01:33:27,476
Now I'm in love with you.
I don't need this.

1640
01:33:27,769 --> 01:33:29,770
I don't want this.

1641
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:33,816
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

1642
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,735
You love me enough
to sell your tickets.

1643
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,488
I love you enough
not to let you.

1644
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,033
What do you say
we try to do all of it?

1645
01:33:43,118 --> 01:33:45,160
Let's try to jerk one
out of the park.

1646
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:47,663
That's the sexiest thing
I've ever heard in my life.

1647
01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:50,916
Ma'am, you're gonna
have to come with me.

1648
01:33:51,001 --> 01:33:52,835
Ben.
Yeah?

1649
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,295
I'm being arrested.

1650
01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:58,757
All right.
Let her go, buddy.

1651
01:33:59,718 --> 01:34:01,468
Never.

1652
01:34:01,553 --> 01:34:03,971
[Cheering]
♪♪ [Rock]

1653
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:05,931
♪♪ [Man Singing]

1654
01:34:06,016 --> 01:34:09,435
♪ Hear the crowd roar
to your sound ♪

1655
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:13,689
♪ Don't blame us
if we ever doubt you ♪

1656
01:34:14,107 --> 01:34:17,026
[All Cheering]
♪♪ [Continues]

1657
01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:26,118
[Al Narrating]
Well, you pretty much
know the rest.

1658
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:29,747
Rivera walks Millar.
Roberts pinch-runs
and steals second.

1659
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:37,755
Mueller drives 'em in.

1660
01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,923
Ortiz in extra innings.

1661
01:34:40,425 --> 01:34:43,135
Extra innings again
the next night.

1662
01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:46,305
♪♪ [Continues]

1663
01:34:46,723 --> 01:34:49,391
♪♪ [Clapping In Rhythm]

1664
01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:54,188
Schilling's bloody sock
in New York.

1665
01:34:54,481 --> 01:34:56,482
Lowe and Pedro
find their form.

1666
01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:01,070
Damon's grand salami
in game seven.

1667
01:35:05,325 --> 01:35:06,909
Bye-bye, Bambino.

1668
01:35:06,993 --> 01:35:09,578
[Man Announcing]
Boston Red Sox
have won the pennant!

1669
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:13,123
[Al]
So what am I saying?

1670
01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:16,251
That it was all karma
because Lindsey
came back to Ben?

1671
01:35:16,336 --> 01:35:20,339
Look. All I know is,
when the Red Sox went to
St. Louis for the Series...

1672
01:35:20,423 --> 01:35:22,382
me and the girls
and Artie told them...

1673
01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:24,885
"You two gotta be there
to keep this thing goin'."

1674
01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:29,765
♪♪ [Continues]

1675
01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,869
And they went,
and lo and behold-

1676
01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:54,331
[Man Announcing]
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans
have longed to hear it.

1677
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:57,501
The Boston Red Sox
are world champions.

1678
01:35:57,585 --> 01:36:01,046
[Al Narrating] And that
night there was a blue moon
and a total eclipse.

1679
01:36:01,131 --> 01:36:03,507
And those are the facts.

1680
01:36:04,217 --> 01:36:07,010
♪♪ [Man Singing]

1681
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,855
[Al Narrating]
Oh. One more thing.

1682
01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:20,482
You know that little player
to be named later?

1683
01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:24,236
Ben says if it's a boy,
they'll name him
Ted Williams Wrightman.

1684
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:27,823
If it's a girl,
Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman.

1685
01:36:27,907 --> 01:36:30,492
Let's all pray for a boy.
♪♪ [Continues]

1686
01:36:38,501 --> 01:37:51,365
♪♪ [Continues]

1687
01:38:16,099 --> 01:38:18,016
[Radio Dial Switching]

1688
01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:20,394
[Man On Radio] Come to
Washington Square Tavern
on Beacon Street...

1689
01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:22,813
where Sox fans hang-
[Radio Dial Switching]

1690
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:26,275
♪♪ [Country]

1691
01:39:19,662 --> 01:39:21,079
[Radio Dial Switching]

1692
01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:23,290
[Man]... cars, S.U.V. S,
trucks and work trucks.

1693
01:39:23,374 --> 01:39:25,584
Come and get 'em
at Cerrone Cadillac.
[Dial Switches]

1694
01:39:26,002 --> 01:39:28,837
♪♪ [Rock]

1695
01:39:44,645 --> 01:39:47,522
♪♪ [Man Singing]

1696
01:40:00,870 --> 01:41:17,112
♪♪ [Continues]

1697
01:41:25,204 --> 01:41:26,788
[Radio Dial Switching]

1698
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:29,040
[Man] Ask for Kevin,
and get your first drink free.

1699
01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:32,252
Remember.
The Deluxe on Chandler and-
[Radio Dial Switching]

1700
01:41:32,336 --> 01:41:35,881
♪♪ [Pop]
♪♪ [Woman Singing]

1701
01:41:54,317 --> 01:42:11,166
♪♪ [Continues]

1702
01:42:15,588 --> 01:42:17,130
[Radio Dial Switching]

1703
01:42:17,215 --> 01:42:19,716
[Man] WEEl in Boston,
the Dennis and Callahan
program.

1704
01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:22,469
[Radio Dial Switching]

1705
01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:27,098
[Man] Rolling.
One, two, three. And-

1706
01:42:27,183 --> 01:42:29,893
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

1707
01:42:38,402 --> 01:42:41,029
♪♪ [Man Singing]

1708
01:43:07,723 --> 01:43:10,392
♪♪ [Continues]

1709
01:43:34,458 --> 01:43:37,460
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

1710
01:43:40,089 --> 01:43:42,882
♪♪ [Man Singing]

1711
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:09,868
Let's go, Red Sox!
[Clapping]

1712
01:44:09,952 --> 01:44:10,952
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