1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57,024 --> 00:01:00,361 SAYS YOUR SOURCE GOT RELIGION WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAN. 4 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:01,495 YOU TRUST HIM? 5 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,863 NO. 6 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,398 (gun cocking) 7 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,301 SHARP, WE'RE GOIN' TO A CHURCH. 8 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,103 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T BRING A HELICOPTER. 9 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,375 EVERYBODY, GET YOUR HANDS UP. 10 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,278 NOW KEEP 'EM UP 11 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,079 AND SAY, "HEY!" 12 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,148 (congregation) HEY! 13 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,782 SAY, "OH!" (congregation) OH! 14 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,418 OH! (congregation) OH! 15 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,255 ALL RIGHT. THEN GO AHEAD. 16 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:31,225 WE HAVE LEARNED FROM THE 3 WISE MEN, 17 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,662 THE O'JAYS, 18 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:38,232 EDDIE, WALTER, AND, UH, THE OTHER GUY 19 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,633 (congregation exclaiming) 20 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,470 THAT THERE IS A TRAIN COMIN' 21 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,005 AND IT IS A TRAIN OF LOVE. 22 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,240 (congregation applauding) 23 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,942 MICHAEL ROWED HIS BOAT ASHORE. 24 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:52,780 * HALLELUJAH * 25 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:56,217 BECAUSE HE, TOO, WANTED TO GET OFF THAT WATER 26 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,718 AND GET ON THE TRAIN. 27 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,653 (Percy) HAD THE TICKET. 28 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,392 * OH, MICHAEL GOT OFF-A AND RODE THE TRAIN * 29 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,394 * HE RODE THE TRAIN OF LOVE 30 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,496 * ROLLIN' DOWN THE TRACKS-A 31 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,597 * THE TRAIN OF LOVE 32 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,665 * WHERE EVERYBODY WAS HOLDIN' HANDS * 33 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,734 * AND GETTIN' THEIR LOVE ON * 34 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:14,868 (clears throat) 35 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,971 AND I, TOO, WANT TO BE ON THAT SAME TRAIN. 36 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,441 SO I WILL SEE EVERYONE NEXT WEEK. 37 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:21,742 HOPEFULLY. 38 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,076 * GOD BE WITH YOU * 39 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,182 (man) HALLELUJAH! 40 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,186 PERCY STEVENS. WHAT'S IT BEEN? 41 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:35,256 3 TO 5 YEARS WITH TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR? 42 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,491 SHARP, HOW ARE YOU? 43 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,395 THIS IS A CHURCH, ALL RIGHT? 44 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,364 A PLACE THAT'S SACRED. 45 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,998 AND IT SHALL REMAIN UNTAINTED. 46 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,534 WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN OLD CELLMATE OF YOURS 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,101 NAMED MORGAN BALL. YOU SEEN HIM? 48 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,070 HE'S A KEY WITNESS IN ONE OF MY CASES. 49 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,572 OH, COME ON, MAN. 50 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,208 I DON'T HANG WITH THAT CROWD ANYMORE. 51 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:58,045 I AM A PROPHET IN A NONPROFIT WORLD. 52 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,213 (cell phone ringing) 53 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,894 *(Hustle on up to Jesus by Tree Adams playing) 54 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,530 * YOU GOT TO MOVE WHEN HE CALLS YOU * 55 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,865 * PICK UP THAT DIME 56 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,869 * YOU GOT TO HUSTLE ON UP TO JESUS WITH A SIGN * 57 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,671 AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM GETTIN' AWAY? 58 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,005 (panting) 59 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,778 I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIM HAVING A HEART ATTACK. 60 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,156 (exclaims) 61 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,858 * COME ON AND LOOK FOR JESUS 62 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,327 (cow mooing) 63 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,431 * YOU GOT TO MOVE WHEN HE CALLS YOU * 64 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:51,699 * PICK UP THAT DIME 65 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,302 * YOU GOT TO HUSTLE ON UP TO JESUS * 66 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,205 YOU WANT ME TO CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU? 67 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,540 (gasping) 68 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,310 LOOK, MAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW 69 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,478 WHY I'M RUNNIN' IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL RIGHT? 70 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,013 I'M ON GOD'S SIDE NOW. 71 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,916 GIVE US THE PHONE, PERCY. 72 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:12,052 MAN, WHY ARE YOU ALL TREATING ME LIKE I'M SOME LITTLE PUNK KID? 73 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,253 ALL RIGHT? 74 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,022 BESIDES, THE LORD SAYS: 75 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,025 "HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE." 76 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,394 (screams) 77 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,829 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 78 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,263 IT SLIPPED. 79 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,366 WHERE'S THE DAMN PHONE AT? 80 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,402 (cell phone ringing) 81 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,806 (cow mooing) 82 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,075 (laughs) 83 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,844 HOLY COW! 84 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,880 IT'S--IT'S A MUSICAL COW. LOOK AT IT. IT'S A MIRACLE. 85 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,082 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PARTING OF THE RED SEA. 86 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:45,786 OR, UH... OR THE TIME I SAW MIKE TYSON'S FACE IN A TACO. 87 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:48,756 (Percy) WHAT IS HE DOIN'? WHAT IS HE DOIN'? 88 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,358 NO. I KNOW HE'S NOT ABOUT TO DO THAT. 89 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,825 NO. COME ON, MAN. 90 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,594 HE--HE GONNA REALLY PUT HIS HAND UP THAT COW? 91 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,364 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S AGAINST THE COW'S RIGHTS, MAN. 92 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,998 (mooing) 93 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,733 (Percy) WHAT'S UP WITH THE... EW! EW! 94 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,902 ALL THE WAY-- IN THE HAND... 95 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,907 (cell phone ringing) 96 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,378 OH! IT'S FOR YOU. 97 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,747 (grunting) 98 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,220 HELLO. 99 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:23,757 HEY, HEY, HEY, MORGAN. CALM--CALM DOWN, MAN. 100 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,760 ALL UNITS, STAND BY FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF OUR FRIEND MORGAN BALL. 101 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,182 (man) THEY'RE COMIN' IN. 102 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,352 TEXAS RANGERS LOOKING FOR MORGAN BALL! 103 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,254 SURE HOPE WE DON'T HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE! 104 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,056 (Morgan) GO TO HELL! 105 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,505 (grunting) 106 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,292 (Sharp) MORGAN, DON'T RUN. 107 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,107 (dispatcher chattering on radio) 108 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,244 EDDIE ZANE, F.B.I. 109 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,412 HOW THE HELL DID THAT FIRE START? 110 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,981 I DON'T KNOW. WE HEARD SOME SHOTS. 111 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,082 WHO'S IN THERE? 112 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,817 SHARP AND SWANSON. 113 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,487 CHRIST. 114 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,021 (gun cocking) 115 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,126 (Morgan) HEY! 116 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,361 YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE BARRELS, RIGHT? 117 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,864 ONE WRONG SHOT AND WE COULD ALL GO. 118 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,636 LOOK, BALL, YOU HAVE 3 CHOICES: 119 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:19,473 A: YOU COULD STAY IN THIS HELLHOLE AND BURN TO DEATH. 120 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:23,410 B: YOU CAN COME WITH US AND TESTIFY AGAINST JOHN CORTLAND. 121 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,378 A AND B SUCK. 122 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,180 WHAT ABOUT C? 123 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,282 C IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE. 124 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,919 TAKE IT EASY. 125 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,087 I'M SURE THERE'S A WAY WE CAN WORK OUT THIS WHOLE THING. 126 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:37,057 SEEMS LIKE IT'S PRETTY WELL WORKED OUT TO ME. 127 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,860 I GOT MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY. 128 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,462 IF YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE, I'LL MAKE YOU BOTH RICH. 129 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,933 LOOK, SEE THIS KEY? IT'S YOURS. 130 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,935 THANK YOU. I'LL PUT THAT IN EVIDENCE. 131 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,670 LOOK, I CAN'T TESTIFY. 132 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,705 CORTLAND WILL KILL ME. IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE. 133 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,110 LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND TALK IT OVER. 134 00:07:58,445 --> 00:07:59,813 (screaming) 135 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,064 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME. 136 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,700 NICE JOB, SHARP. 137 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,235 WHAT'S THAT THEY SAY? "TEXAS RANGERS ALWAYS GET THEIR MAN"? 138 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,538 THAT'S THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE. 139 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,174 YOU BOTH HAVE FUNNY HATS AND FUNNY BOOTS. WHO CAN TELL YOU APART? 140 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,275 LONG TIME, EDDIE. 141 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,342 MORE THAN 5 YEARS. 142 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,611 MARGARET SWANSON, EDDIE ZANE. 143 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,146 HE'S WITH THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF IDIOTS. 144 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,616 I'D HAVE BECOME A RANGER IF THEY SAID MY PARTNER WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU. 145 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:39,386 IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN A RANGER, YOU'D HAVE CAUGHT THIS BASTARD BY YOURSELF. 146 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,722 THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 147 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,323 OTHER PEOPLE DO YOUR GRUNT WORK FOR YOU. 148 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,297 HOW'S YOUR DAUGHTER DOING? DOING REAL GOOD. 149 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,832 EXCUSE ME, I'M BLEEDING HERE. 150 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,501 (grunts) 151 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,603 (Sharp) GET DOWN! 152 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:57,938 (grunts) 153 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,313 YOU'RE GONNA BE OK. JUST HANG IN THERE. E.M.T. IS ON THE WAY. 154 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,315 (grunting) 155 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,083 (dispatcher chattering on radio) 156 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,840 (tires screeching) 157 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,913 (siren wailing) 158 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,785 (panting) 159 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,159 (car horn blaring) 160 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,460 (grunts) 161 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,206 (yells) 162 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,412 (tires screeching) 163 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,147 (people cheering) 164 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,261 (panting) 165 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,604 OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS. IT IS SO HOT OUT THERE. 166 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,640 I'M SO HOT, I THINK I'M SWEATY. 167 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,910 (Evie) OH, GOD. I NEED TO GET SOME AIR. 168 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,245 (gasping) 169 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,980 (sighing) 170 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,285 (whispering) OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS, COME HERE. 171 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,353 WHAT? 172 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,620 (Evie) JUST COME HERE. 173 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,857 GUYS, COME HERE. SHH. COME HERE. 174 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,261 I THINK THIS GUY GOT MUGGED OR SOMETHING. 175 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,428 WHAT? WHERE? 176 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,130 (Teresa) OOH, SHOULD WE CALL THE COPS? 177 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,466 (Evie) NO, NO, NO. 178 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,434 I THINK THIS GUY'S COMING TO HELP HIM. 179 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,704 (girls gasping) 180 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,276 ONCE AGAIN, PUT IT TOGETHER 181 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:54,081 FOR THE LOVELY LADIES OF YOUR TEXAS LONGHORN CHEER SQUAD. 182 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,749 (crowd cheering) 183 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,318 (screaming) 184 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,419 (grunting) 185 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,727 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 186 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:11,865 I HEARD A SHOT. I TURNED THE CORNER, I GOT CLIPPED. 187 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,000 DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM? 188 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,101 NO. 189 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,118 HELLO. 190 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,219 YOU OK? 191 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,887 I'M FINE. 192 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,856 OH, I--I ORDERED FOR YOU. 193 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:36,924 GOOD. 194 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,358 MEDIUM RARE, RIGHT? YEAH. 195 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,160 (people chattering) 196 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,663 HOW'S SCHOOL? 197 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,833 AH, YOU KNOW. THE USUAL. 198 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,035 HOW'S YOUR MOM? 199 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,537 I WOULDN'T REALLY KNOW. 200 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,439 SHE AND KEITH TOOK UP SCUBA DIVING. 201 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,842 ANYWAY, SHE WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE 202 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,443 AND SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THESE. 203 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,677 (grunts) 204 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,012 (sighing) 205 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,049 (chuckling) 206 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,884 UH, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE 207 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,119 OF YOU AND YOUR MOM THERE IN LITTLE BATHING SUITS. 208 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,021 OH, THERE'S THAT DONKEY. 209 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,190 (chuckles) 210 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,325 I KEEP LOOKIN' FOR A PICTURE OF YOU AND ME, 211 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,362 BUT I GUESS I WAS ALWAYS TAKIN' THE PICTURES. 212 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,663 NO, YOU WERE JUST NEVER THERE. 213 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,366 OR THAT. 214 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,504 SO, I'M--I'M APPLYING TO A FEW COLLEGES. 215 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,507 (cell phone ringing) RICE, S.M.U. AND... 216 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,741 SHARP. 217 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,244 YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY. 218 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:35,883 LOOK, I'VE GOT TO, UM... 219 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,417 GO. I GET IT. 220 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,924 SORRY. 221 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,893 I'M FINE. 222 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,170 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN BUSY. 223 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,505 YES, SIR. 224 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,673 HELL, AIN'T IT? 225 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,042 YES, SIR. 226 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,144 THEY SAID YOU HAD SOME WITNESSES. 227 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,613 YEAH, THEY CAME WALTZING IN HERE ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO. 228 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,015 SAID THEY SAW THE WHOLE THING. 229 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,616 ANYBODY ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS? 230 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,817 NO. 231 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,220 CAN WE KEEP IT THAT WAY? I'M TIRED OF BEING SHOT AT. 232 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,854 YOU BET. 233 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,257 WHO ARE YOUR WITNESSES? 234 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,791 CHEERLEADERS. 235 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,396 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE COULD BE ON THE NEWS. 236 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,734 I'M NOT TALKING LOCAL. I'M THINKING MAYBE KATIE COURIC OR OPRAH. 237 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,538 (Evie) WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE. I NEED TO GET TO THE LIBRARY. 238 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,206 NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY PSYCH PAPER DONE. 239 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,142 I'LL JUST KEEP SEEING HIS HEAD EXPLODE. 240 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,709 EVIE, REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID, ALL RIGHT? 241 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,378 YOU GOT TO BREATHE. YOU GOT TO BREATHE. 242 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,514 (Barb) LET AIR IN, AND NOW LET THAT AIR OUT, OK? 243 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,183 (Barb) I TOTALLY HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN. 244 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,517 I DON'T TRUST COPS. 245 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,753 WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TILL OUR LAWYERS GET HERE. 246 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,522 WE DON'T NEED LAWYERS. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 247 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,592 RELAX, EVERYBODY. LOOK, WE JUST CAME HERE TO TELL 'EM WHAT WE SAW. 248 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,027 DO WE HAVE TO? 249 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,628 YES. 250 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,665 AS CHEERLEADERS, WE'RE ROLE MODELS TO THE COMMUNITY AT LARGE. 251 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,534 IF WE DON'T DO THE RIGHT THING, HOW CAN WE EXPECT OTHERS TO? 252 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,136 NOW I'M GONNA THROW UP. 253 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,805 I'M NOT GONNA BE STAYING HERE ALL NIGHT LONG. 254 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,407 LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL THESE PEOPLE 255 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,642 THAT WE NEED TO RESCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW? 256 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,112 WELL, I CAN'T DO MORNING. I'M HAVING MY LEGS WAXED. 257 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,880 I HAVE A BIOCHEM LAB AT NOON. 258 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,882 WELL, I'M GOOD BETWEEN 2:30 AND 4:00. 259 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,150 WOULD THAT WORK FOR EVERYBODY? 260 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,885 DON'T WORK FOR ME. 261 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,254 AND WHO ARE YOU? 262 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,823 ROLAND SHARP, TEXAS RANGER. 263 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,792 OH, MY GOD. DO YOU KNOW DEREK JETER? 264 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,927 (Anne) NO, HE MEANS THE OTHER TEXAS RANGERS. 265 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,396 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE LONE RANGER. 266 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,632 OH, HE HAD THAT COOL INDIAN FRIEND. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 267 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,733 TONTO? 268 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,934 HE WAS HOT. 269 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,869 WHY DON'T GUYS WEAR LOINCLOTHS ANYMORE? 270 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,638 A TEXAS RANGER WAS SHOT THIS EVENING 271 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,074 IN CONNECTION TO THE MURDER YOU WITNESSED. 272 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,276 ANYTHING YOU REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT 273 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,644 MAY BE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. 274 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,513 (chewing gum popping) 275 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,517 OH, DO YOU WANT A PIECE? 276 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,718 NO, I DO NOT. 277 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,952 WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE GUM? 278 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,055 NO. CHEWING GUM IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT FACTOR 279 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,490 IN THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. 280 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,026 THE DECLINE OF WHAT? 281 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,294 WHEN PEOPLE CHEW GUM, NOBODY CAN READ THEIR EXPRESSIONS. 282 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,563 LIKE WITH BOTOX. 283 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,574 I LIKE AN OLDER MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS. 284 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,944 ALL RIGHT. 285 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,480 (quivering) WE SHOULD SO NOT GET INVOLVED IN THIS. 286 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,649 (Barb) OH, GOD, HERE SHE GOES AGAIN. 287 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,916 (Sharp) SHE DO THIS A LOT? 288 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,185 WHENEVER SHE GETS NERVOUS. 289 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,654 SHE DROPS, LIKE, 10 POUNDS AROUND FINALS. 290 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,789 CAN ANYBODY DESCRIBE THE PERPETRATOR? 291 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,658 "PERPETRATOR"? 292 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,926 THE BAD MAN WITH THE GUN. 293 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,395 OH, ACTUALLY, HE WAS KIND OF CUTE. 294 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,198 (Anne) HMM. GROSS. HE WAS A TOTAL SKANK. 295 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,367 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, I'D GIVE HIM A 4. 296 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,603 NO, A RUTHLESS KILLER'S KIND OF SEXY. I GIVE HIM AN 8. 297 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,306 LET'S TRY TO CONCENTRATE. HOW TALL WAS HE? 298 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,108 AVERAGE. LIKE, UM, 5'10". 299 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,043 NO WAY. 6'2" AT LEAST. 300 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,778 I THOUGHT HE WAS KIND OF SHORT. 301 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,646 WHAT ABOUT HIS HAIR? 302 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,215 DEFINITELY NEEDS TO RETHINK HIS CUT. 303 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,450 I MEAN THE COLOR OF HIS HAIR. 304 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,087 IT WAS DARK. DARK. ALMOST BLACK. 305 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,454 NAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS BLOND. 306 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,889 (Teresa) WHAT? 307 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,392 (whispering) THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. 308 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,993 DID HE HAVE ANY 309 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,797 DISTINCTIVE FACIAL CHARACTERISTICS? 310 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,572 SIDEBURNS? A MOUSTACHE? 311 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,908 OH! THERE MIGHT'VE BEEN A MOUSTACHE. 312 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,010 NO, DEFINITELY NOT. 313 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,579 WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW A GOATEE? 314 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,219 (birds chirping) 315 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,593 (Teresa) MMM-MMM-MMM. LOOK AT THESE GUYS. 316 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,096 YOU GUYS, WAIT. 317 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,898 (Heather chuckling) Ew. 318 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,234 (Heather) OH, WAIT. 319 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,170 LOOKS LIKE YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND, BROOK BURTON. 320 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,971 (Evie chuckling) NO, HE DOESN'T. 321 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,342 MORNING, CAP. 322 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,843 THE DIXIE CHICKS HERE 323 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,448 LOOKED AT 5,759 MUG SHOTS LAST NIGHT. 324 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,886 (Teresa) WEE. LOOK AT THIS BAD BOY. 325 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,788 MMM. HE IS YUMMY! 326 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,891 HE'S KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN THE UNABOMBER AND MARK WAHLBERG. 327 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,326 (girls laughing) 328 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,764 I NOW KNOW THE HOTTIE RATING OF EVERY EX-CONVICT 329 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,467 IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES. 330 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,437 BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, HAVEN'T LEARNED A GODDAMN THING. 331 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,506 (Anne) OH, PLEASE TELL ME 332 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,142 THIS SWEET THING IS OUT ON PAROLE. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FINE. 333 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,577 GIRL, GOOD. 334 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,345 (Evie) OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, I THINK THIS GUY 335 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,181 IS IN MY POLI-SCI CLASS. 336 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,750 THEY ALL SAID THEY COULD ID THAT FELLER IF THEY SAW HIM AGAIN. 337 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,426 THAT'S A 2-WAY MIRROR, GIRL. 338 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,828 PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU. 339 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096 I KNOW. 340 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,602 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 341 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,674 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 342 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,483 I FEEL REALLY 343 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,720 OLD. 344 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,057 EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN. 345 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:22,061 THE, UH, G-GOVERNOR'S OFFICE JUST CALLED. 346 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,031 GOOD. 347 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,906 (Governor) THANKS FOR COMING, FELLAS. 348 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,343 I'M GETTIN' SOME PHONE CALLS FROM SOME DADDIES 349 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,010 THAT ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR DAUGHTERS. 350 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,146 THEY HAVE GOOD REASON TO BE CONCERNED, SIR. 351 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,648 IF CORTLAND FINDS OUT THERE'S ANY WITNESSES, 352 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,683 HE'LL COME AFTER 'EM SURE AS HELL. 353 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,453 GENTLEMEN, I TOLD THOSE GUYS WE'D TAKE CARE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS. 354 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,554 STAY WITH THEM. 355 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,621 YES, SIR. 356 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,357 GOOD LUCK, ROLAND. 357 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,728 *(Country Girl by DF Dub playing) 358 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,331 * AW YEA, TELL YA A STORY 359 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,167 * BOUT A COUNTRY GIRL 360 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,270 * AW YEA, SHE WAS A COUNTRY GIRL * 361 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,972 * FROM CLEBURNE TEXAS, IN A BIG CITY * 362 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,407 * AND SHE LIKED MY NECKLACE 363 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,142 * SO WE STARTED TALKIN' WHILE WE TOOK A RIDE * 364 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,879 * IN DA BIG PICK-UP TRUCK AND MY HAT WAS TO DA SIDE * 365 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,247 * SHE WAS A COUNTRY GIRL * 366 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,948 * FROM THE CLASS OF '96 367 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,884 * A BIG BOOTY WITH SOME BIG OL' COUNTRY * 368 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,153 IS THE TALLER BLOND... IS THAT ANNE OR BARB? I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. 369 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,822 HE-BAT. "HE" WHAT? 370 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,524 HE-BAT. IT'S A MNEMONIC DEVICE, SON. 371 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,293 HEATHER, EVIE, BARBARA, ANNE, TERESA. 372 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328 HE-BAT. 373 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,297 THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A PLAINCLOTHES OPERATION. 374 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,300 TAKE YOUR HAT OFF. CONCEAL YOUR BADGE. TRY TO LOOK NORMAL. 375 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,168 YES, SIR. AND IF I MAY, SIR, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU 376 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,737 FOR TAKING ME ALONG ON THIS ONE, SIR. 377 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,539 THAT'S THE 3RD TIME TODAY YOU'VE THANKED ME, 378 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,073 AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY AT THIS POINT 379 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,343 I FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF YOUR GRATITUDE. 380 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,713 THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR. 381 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,548 GET IN THE DAMN VAN. 382 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,619 (Heather) YOU, MOVE OVER. 383 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,021 YOU THINK YOU COULD TURN SOME MUSIC ON OR SOMETHING? 384 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,889 (car engine starting) 385 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,829 TURN THE MOTOR OFF. 386 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,996 PROBLEM, SIR? 387 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,598 WE DON'T HAVE A SECURE CABIN. 388 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,568 THIS VEHICLE WILL NOT MOVE UNTIL ALL THESE LADIES BUCKLE UP. 389 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,836 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 390 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,071 ONE THING YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT ME IS I DO NOT KID, 391 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,173 OR JEST, OR JOKE, OR JAPE, 392 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,908 OR QUIP. 393 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,683 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WAITING ON YOU, TERESA. 394 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,052 I SAW THAT. 395 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,394 I SAW THAT, TOO. 396 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,264 I SEE EVERYTHING. 397 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,202 (people chattering) 398 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,942 (reporter #1) MR. CORTLAND, DO YOU EXPECT ANY FURTHER CHARGES 399 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,578 TO BE FILED AGAINST YOU? 400 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,246 (reporter #2) MR. CORTLAND, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE VERDICT? 401 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,082 AFTER FAILING TO PRODUCE ANY EVIDENCE, 402 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,486 THE GOVERNMENT HAS DROPPED ALL CHARGES AGAINST JOHN W. CORTLAND. 403 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,188 NEEDLESS TO SAY, MY CLIENT IS PLEASED WITH THIS OUTCOME. 404 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,957 WHAT ABOUT THE MURDER OF A KEY GOVERNMENT WITNESS LAST NIGHT? 405 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,826 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, MR. CORTLAND IS ANXIOUS 406 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,361 TO GET HOME TO HIS FAMILY. 407 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,029 NO FURTHER COMMENT. 408 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,499 (reporter #1) ARE YOU DENYING ANY PRIOR KNOWLEDGE, MR. CORTLAND? 409 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,367 (reporters clamoring) 410 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,341 (birds cawing) 411 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,877 (phone beeping) 412 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,214 ZANE. 413 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,617 (Cortland) IT'S ME. I STILL DON'T HAVE THE MONEY BALL STOLE FROM ME. 414 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,219 AND THE SHOOTER YOU BROUGHT IN SHOT A RANGER. 415 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,422 I COVERED FOR HIM. THE JOB GOT DONE. 416 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,525 (Zane) EVEN SHOT MYSELF IN THE ARM. YOU'RE A FREE MAN. 417 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,359 YEAH, WELL, HERE'S THE THING. 418 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,228 YOU LEFT SOME WITNESSES. 419 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,196 HEY, PULL UP OVER HERE. 420 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,170 NOW YOU LISTEN HERE. 421 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,206 YOU BETTER START CLEANING THIS MESS UP. 422 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,775 ALREADY ON IT. 423 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,155 *(Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival playing) 424 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,592 * I SEE A BAD MOON ARISING 425 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,897 * I SEE TROUBLE ON THE WAY 426 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,068 * DON'T GO AROUND TONIGHT 427 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,171 * WELL, IT'S BOUND TO TAKE YOUR LIFE * 428 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,575 * THERE'S A BAD MOON ON THE RISE * 429 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,179 I GOT TO SHOWER. 430 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,449 TRIPLE-LOCK ALL THE DOORS, PUT MAGNETIC CONTACTS ON ALL THE WINDOWS. 431 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,950 I ONLY WANT ONE PORT OF ENTRY. 432 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,821 Y'ALL CAN PUT YOUR AUDIO AND VISUAL STUFF UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS. 433 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,523 I WANT YOU TO CHECK ALL THE CRAWL SPACES, 434 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,125 IF THEY GOT ANY, FOR OUTSIDE ACCESS. 435 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,427 PUT A TAP ON THAT TELEPHONE AND A WHOLE BUNCH 436 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,262 OF BARQ'S ROOT BEER IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 437 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,064 WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR STUFF AT, SIR? 438 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,000 ON THE COUCH IN THE FRONT ROOM, FACING THE DOOR. 439 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,436 YES, SIR. WHERE DO WE BED DOWN, SIR? 440 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,472 WITH THAT BUNCH OF SCHOLARS OVER THERE. 441 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,040 (boys yelling) 442 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,180 HAVE FUN. 443 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,883 (yelling) 444 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,991 LADIES, IF I MIGHT HAVE Y'ALL ASSEMBLE IN THE LIVING AREA. 445 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,944 IS MY ROOT BEER IN THE REFRIGERATOR? 446 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,346 UH, ROOT BEER? NO. UH, NO, SIR. 447 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:41,648 THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 448 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,482 (cell phone ringing) 449 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,354 ANTONIO? BABY! WHERE ARE YOU? 450 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,488 IT'S HER BOYFRIEND. 451 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,123 IT'S A VERY CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP. 452 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,925 WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 453 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,927 WHAT DO YOU HAVE? NOTHING. (Sharp) ANTONIO. 454 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,062 (speaking in Spanish) 455 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,329 TERESA'S GONNA HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU. 456 00:24:57,396 --> 00:24:59,465 (speaking Spanish) 457 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:02,201 (speaking Spanish) 458 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,970 (Sharp) YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER 459 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,539 BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 460 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,175 FIRST RULE: NO CELL PHONES. 461 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,376 (all) WHAT? 462 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,780 NO PAGERS, NO PALM PILOTS AND NO E-MAIL. 463 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,315 AND THE TELEPHONE DOWNSTAIRS MAY BE USED 464 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,184 IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCIES ONLY. 465 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,352 GIVE IT UP. 466 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,722 SEND US BACK TO THE STONE AGE, WHY DON'T YOU? 467 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,791 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SERIOUS BUSINESS THIS IS. 468 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,492 IN ORDER FOR US TO DO OUR JOB, 469 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,694 WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUR COOPERATION 470 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,796 AND THAT MEANS PAYIN' ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY 471 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,565 AND DOIN' WHAT I ASK YOU TO DO WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO IT. 472 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,300 FURTHERMORE, I'D APPRECIATE IT 473 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,003 IF YOU WOULD COVER YOURSELVES IN OUR PRESENCE. 474 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,638 I REALIZE HOW VERY PROUD YOU ARE 475 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,808 OF YOUR TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS, AND OTHER BODY MODIFICATIONS. 476 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,711 HOWEVER, MY COLLEAGUES AND I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THESE. 477 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,945 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? 478 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,915 I HAVE ONE. ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A DICK? 479 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:51,984 YES. THERE WILL BE NO GUESTS IN THE HOUSE EVER. 480 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,154 NOBODY MAY LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT AN ESCORT. 481 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,288 BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 482 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,624 NO, NO, NO. WHAT ABOUT CLASSES? 483 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,159 I'M IN AN ADVANCED PRE-MED PROGRAM. I HAVE A-- 484 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,794 (all) 4.0, WE KNOW. 485 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,263 OK, GUYS. WELL, IF I MISS MY BIOCHEM CLASS, 486 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,198 I'M GONNA LOSE MY SCHOLARSHIP. 487 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,000 THERE ARE 5 OF Y'ALL, THERE'S 3 OF US. 488 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,970 YOU'LL HAVE TO PARE YOUR SCHEDULES DOWN TO THE ABSOLUTE ESSENTIALS. 489 00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:12,571 I'M WILLING TO SKIP ALL MY CLASSES 490 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:13,773 FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE GROUP. 491 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,274 WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES. 492 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,476 WHAT ABOUT DATES? BARB'S GOT, LIKE, 2 TONIGHT. 493 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:18,945 NOT ANYMORE. 494 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,047 HELLO! LOOK, YOU GUYS, WE'VE GOT A GAME ON SATURDAY. 495 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,115 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING US WE'RE NOT GOING. 496 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,617 YOU'RE NOT GOIN'. 497 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,952 DON'T SAY IT. 498 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,721 AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SQUAD, IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU 499 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,757 THAT IF YOU WANT TO STOP US FROM CHEERLEADING, 500 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:34,727 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRY THE POM-POMS FROM OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS. 501 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,065 (crowd cheering) 502 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,307 (whistle blows) 503 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,748 I'M ALL CLEAR. 504 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:59,018 COME ON, NOW, ASST. CHEERLEADING COACH SHARP, SHOW ME YOUR SPIRIT. 505 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,619 WHERE'S YOUR HAPPY FACE? 506 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,155 THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE. 507 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:06,425 WELL, I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. 508 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,927 UH-HUH. 509 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,529 NOW THIS CANNOT BE HOW YOU HELPED FLORIDA STATE 510 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,398 TO THE REGIONAL FINALS. 511 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,599 UH, COACH BEAUREGARD? 512 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,934 OH, PLEASE, BINKY. 513 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,703 OK, BINKY. 514 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,705 I SPECIALIZE IN STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING 515 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:22,008 AND I'M GONNA LEAVE THE GRINNING AND THE SMILING UP TO YOU. 516 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,609 WELL, OKEY-DOKEY THEN. 517 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:24,711 (laughs) 518 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,612 ASSIGNMENT ACCEPTED. 519 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,447 (spectator whooping) 520 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,549 (whistling) 521 00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:31,951 TIME-OUT 522 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,185 TEXAS. 523 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,054 (crowd cheering) 524 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,455 (cheering) 525 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,025 *(playing) 526 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,227 GUN, GUN, GUN! 527 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:20,432 (crowd cheering) 528 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,477 A WATER GUN, SIR. 529 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,012 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. IT'S JUST A JOKE. 530 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,423 (spectator) NICE HIT! 531 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:45,758 (panting) 532 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,396 (crowd applauding) 533 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,365 (crowd cheering) 534 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,204 (knocking on door) 535 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,842 (whispering) CHECK IT OUT. 536 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,716 HOWDY, NEIGHBOR. 537 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,119 UM, I'M JIMMY FROM NEXT DOOR. 538 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,587 JUST, UH, WANTED TO COME BY 539 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,622 AND WELCOME YOU TO THE BUILDING. 540 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:54,693 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED ANY WEED OR ANYTHING, 541 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:58,097 JUST COME BANG ON MY DOOR. 542 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:01,934 WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, JIMMY. 543 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,402 YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE HEARING FROM US. 544 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:04,937 COOL. 545 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:09,808 2200 HOURS. 546 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,510 (Riggs) HE-BAT IS SECURE. 547 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,745 (Sharp) ROGER THAT. WE'LL SEE Y'ALL IN THE MORNIN'. 548 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,048 *(Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain by Willie Nelson playing) 549 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:19,585 * BLUE EYES CRYING IN THE RAIN * 550 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:27,793 * WHEN WE KISSED GOODBYE AND PARTED * 551 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,361 I DON'T SLEEP. 552 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,331 * I KNEW 553 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,366 ISN'T THAT YOUR PARTNER? 554 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,771 SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE GONE TO THE HOSPITAL? 555 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,873 NO. 556 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:43,375 I'M HERE. 557 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,644 RIGHT. BUT SHE'S BEEN SHOT. 558 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,246 THAT'S PART OF THE JOB. 559 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:51,417 * AND ONLY MEMORIES REMAIN * 560 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,619 YOU EVER KILL ANYONE, SHARP? 561 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,755 (sighs) 562 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,835 COLD BASTARD PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN CARE. 563 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,245 HER MIDDLE NAME IS ELLEN. 564 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,714 A LOT OF THE FELLAS WEREN'T HAPPY 565 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,550 WHEN THE RANGERS STARTED RECRUITING WOMEN 566 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,953 AND I WAS SURE ENOUGH ONE OF 'EM. 567 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,790 SHE CHANGED MY MIND. 568 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,030 I ALSO HEAR EVERYTHING. 569 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,502 "THE BRIGHTNESS OF HER CHEEK WOULD SHAME THOSE STARS 570 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,837 "AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LAMP 571 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,773 "HER EYES IN HEAVEN 572 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,709 "WOULD THROUGH THE AIRY REGION STREAM SO BRIGHT 573 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:55,147 THAT BIRDS WOULD SING AND THINK IT WERE NOT NIGHT" 574 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,618 SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS TO WRITE A 5-PAGE PAPER, 575 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,487 DUE A WEEK FROM FRIDAY, 576 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:04,656 DESCRIBING THE FUNCTION OF THE RECURRENT IMAGERY 577 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,926 OF LIGHT AGAINST DARKNESS IN ROMEO AND JULIET. 578 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:11,763 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? HOW DOES IT MEAN IT? 579 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:14,466 AND IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THIS PLAY 580 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,903 IS MORE THAN JUST A TEENAGE ROMANCE WITH A SAD ENDING? 581 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,072 (bell ringing) 582 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,109 MISS THOMPSON. 583 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,677 I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE. NOW. 584 00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,716 (students chattering) 585 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,388 UH, SHE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU. 586 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,489 WHAT FOR? 587 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,191 UM, I DON'T KNOW. 588 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,132 MR. SHARP. COME IN. HAVE A SEAT. 589 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,541 SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE THE NEW ASSISTANT CHEERLEADING COACH. 590 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:56,708 THAT'S RIGHT. 591 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,277 MAY I ASK WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN MY CLASS? 592 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:01,513 THAT'S THE WAY WE DO THINGS ON OUR SQUAD. 593 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,814 (stammering) IF SOMEBODY'S IN THE-- 594 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,816 LET ME BE BLUNT, MR. SHARP. 595 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:08,387 BARB'S CHEERLEADING IS INTERFERING WITH HER WORK. 596 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,156 AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU SHOULD KNOW 597 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,757 I THINK CHEERLEADING IS STUPID. 598 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,325 I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. 599 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:19,631 SHE DOWNLOADED THIS PAPER ON PLANT IMAGERY IN MACBETH 600 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,367 OFF THE INTERNET. 601 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,803 I KNOW, BECAUSE I WROTE IT 20 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS AN UNDERGRADUATE. 602 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:25,871 HMM. 603 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,206 MUST BE A HELL OF A PAPER. 604 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,909 WELL, YES, I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 605 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,712 BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT. 606 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:36,615 PLAGIARISM IS SIMPLY NOT ACCEPTABLE. 607 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,085 NOW, I'VE GIVEN BARB AN "F" ON THAT ASSIGNMENT. 608 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,986 IF SHE WANTS TO REMAIN ON THE SQUAD, 609 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,122 OR IN THE SCHOOL, FOR THAT MATTER, 610 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,224 HER NEXT PAPER ON ROMEO AND JULIET 611 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,958 HAD BETTER BE WHOLLY ORIGINAL. 612 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,760 I'LL EXPLAIN YOUR POSITION TO BARB 613 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:51,730 AND MAKE SURE SHE UNDERSTANDS IT, EXPLICITLY. 614 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,800 WELL, GOOD. 615 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:57,303 FINE. 616 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,740 OK, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 617 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,442 PRESIDENTS DON'T WRITE THEIR SPEECHES. 618 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,643 WHEN YOU'RE PRESIDENT, 619 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,113 YOU CAN BE LENIENT AS YOU WANT TO ON PLAGIARISM. 620 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,481 OH, BUT WAIT. I MEAN, THIS PLAY HAS, LIKE, 5 ACTS. 621 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,083 SHE CAN'T EXPECT ME TO READ THE WHOLE THING. 622 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,086 IT'S ALL WRITTEN IN YE OLDE WEIRD ENGLISH ANYWAY. 623 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,154 HEY, BARB. 624 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,189 OH, HI, SCOOT. 625 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,092 UM, I MEAN, BESIDES, PEOPLE THINK BEING A CHEERLEADER 626 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,627 IS THIS NONSTOP PARTY AND EVERYTHING 627 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,429 BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SO WRONG. 628 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,496 HEY, BARB. 629 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,764 OH, HI, CHASE. 630 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,267 I MEAN, ASIDE FROM ALL MY GAMES AND MY PRACTICES, 631 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,636 THEY STILL EXPECT ME TO MAINTAIN THIS 2.0 AVERAGE, 632 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,204 AND I CAN'T DO THAT. 633 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:33,739 YOU NEED TO MANAGE YOUR TIME BETTER. 634 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,975 TIME? WHAT TIME? I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME. 635 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,110 HEY, BARB. 636 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,645 OH, HI, TIM. 637 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:40,846 TOM. 638 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,149 OH, SHOOT! SORRY. TOM. 639 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,616 I REALLY LIKED HIM, TOO. 640 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,952 YOU GOT SOME ADMIRERS ON THIS CAMPUS HERE, DON'T YOU? 641 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,788 DON'T BE JEALOUS. THEY'RE JUST SILLY BOYS. 642 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:52,691 WE CAN STOP THIS CHARADE AND RUN AWAY TOGETHER. 643 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,793 YOU GOT A PAPER TO WRITE. 644 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,328 I KNOW. BUT IF I WRITE IT MYSELF, 645 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:57,563 IT'S JUST GONNA BE STUPID. 646 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,097 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED. 647 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:01,333 CHEATING IS A HELL OF A LOT WORSE THAN BEING STUPID. 648 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,935 PLAGIARISM IS AN ACADEMIC CRIME. 649 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,438 IT IS PUNISHABLE BY ACADEMIC DEATH. 650 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,641 WHAT DO YOU CARE ANYWAY? 651 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,643 I WANNA SEE YOU STAY ALIVE, ACADEMICALLY, PHYSICALLY, 652 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,978 AND EVERY OTHER WAY. 653 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,914 YOU LIKE ME, DON'T YOU? 654 00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,015 NO. 655 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,493 *(Hey Ladies playing) 656 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,860 * HEY LADIES 657 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,596 * THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 658 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,165 * KEEP THE PARTY PUMPING LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE * 659 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,034 * WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 660 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,669 * I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 661 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,037 * HEY LADIES 662 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,772 * THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 663 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,875 * KEEP THE PARTY PUMPIN' LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE * 664 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:46,478 * WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 665 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,315 * I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 666 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:52,150 (agent) GUYS, STAND BY ONE MOMENT. 667 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,320 SERGEANT, YOUR PIZZA'S HERE. 668 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,787 ROGER THAT. 669 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,457 * OH, MY GIRLFRIEND 670 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,427 SET THE PIZZA ON THE PORCH 671 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,996 TAKE 2 STEPS BACK, AND PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 672 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,266 * TO THE CLUB VALET PARKING 673 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,001 * HEY LADIES 674 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,737 * THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 675 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,573 * KEEP THE PARTY PUMPIN' LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE * 676 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,209 * WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 677 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:18,744 * I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 678 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,111 * HEY LADIES 679 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,079 * THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR * 680 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,849 UH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DUDE? 681 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,386 IF THAT PIZZA'S HOT, THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM. 682 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:29,688 * I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT 683 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,258 * STILL FEELING AND THEY PLAYING MY SONG * 684 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,826 * HIT THE FLOOR WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S ON * 685 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,196 * DJ TURN IT UP, I'M ON FIRE * 686 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,498 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I OWE YOU? 687 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,066 UH, $13.75. 688 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:45,136 * POPPIN' BOTTLES FOR ALL MY LADIES * 689 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,174 HEY, UH, DO YOU LIVE HERE WITH ALL THESE GIRLS? 690 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,809 TEMPORARILY. 691 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,344 DUDE, YOU'RE MY NEW HERO. 692 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,282 IMAGINE WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME. 693 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,022 THANK YOU. 694 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,191 (Teresa) YOU'RE WELCOME. 695 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,495 WITHOUT MY PHONE, I AM NOTHING, I AM WORTHLESS. 696 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,962 I NEED TO SPEAK TO MY ANTONIO... 697 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:13,299 (speaking Spanish) 698 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,102 WHAT IS THAT? 699 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,804 (Sharp) THE CARNIVORE. 700 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,039 PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, GROUND BEEF, HAM, AND OLIVE LOAF, 701 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,609 GATHERED TOGETHER IN ONE SAVORY PIE. 702 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,177 WITH JALAPENOS. 703 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,245 WANT SOME? 704 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,980 YES. NO. 705 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,649 EXTRA-THICK CRUST. 706 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,783 I CAN'T. I'M ON THE ZONE. 707 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,319 WHAT ZONE? 708 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,421 THE PROPER COMBINATION OF PROTEIN, FAT, AND CARBOHYDRATES. 709 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,556 THIS COMBINATION RIGHT HERE IS PROPER AS HELL. 710 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,157 I'M A TOTAL ATKINS GIRL. 711 00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,992 I DO WEIGHT WATCHERS. 712 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,261 YOU'LL PROBABLY BLOW ALL YOUR DAILY POINTS WITH JUST ONE BITE. 713 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:48,334 THIS BABY HAS ONE POINT AND ONE POINT ONLY, AND THAT IS TASTING GOOD. 714 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,436 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GIRLS ARE ON A DIET, ANYWAY. 715 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:51,570 YOU COULDN'T WEIGH ANY MORE THAN-- 716 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,071 (all chattering) 717 00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,806 DON'T EVEN GO THERE. 718 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,643 NO, THERE ARE SOME THINGS WE JUST DON'T DISCUSS. 719 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,611 MY DAUGHTER HAS A VERY HEALTHY APPETITE. 720 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,080 INTERESTING. YOU NEVER MENTIONED YOU HAD A DAUGHTER. 721 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,248 WHAT'S HER NAME? EMMA. 722 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,916 HOW OLD IS SHE? 17. 723 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:05,984 IS SHE A CHEERLEADER? 724 00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,085 I HOPE NOT. 725 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,253 WHAT'S HER FAVORITE BAND? 726 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,788 UH, Y-Y-Y-YOU GOT ME. 727 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,256 HOW ABOUT HER SIGN? HUH? 728 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,991 IS SHE SEXUALLY ACTIVE? 729 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,192 HELL, NO. 730 00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:15,627 SHE PROBABLY IS. 731 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,863 68% OF HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENTS IN TEXAS HAVE HAD SEX 732 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,765 BY THE TIME THEY'VE REACHED THE 12TH GRADE. 733 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,100 SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN THE NATIONAL AVERAGE. 734 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,135 THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY DAY. 735 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:27,072 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING ABOUT THIS DAUGHTER YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 736 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,741 SHE MUST BE SUPREMELY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD 737 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,242 FROM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH YOU. 738 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,978 SHE LIVES WITH HER MOTHER. 739 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,580 WHY DID YOUR MARRIAGE FALL APART? 740 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,182 THAT IS ONE OF MANY THINGS THAT YOU AND I WILL NEVER DISCUSS. 741 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,786 YOU SEE, YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN. 742 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,020 I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN. 743 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,356 I CLEARLY CHOOSE NOT TO. 744 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,974 (grunts) 745 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,654 (water dripping) 746 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:18,356 WE NEED TO ESTABLISH THIS BATHROOM AT THE END OF THE HALL 747 00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,526 IS A 100% MASCULINE BATHROOM. 748 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,094 AND FROM THIS MOMENT ON, IT IS OFF-LIMITS 749 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:25,063 TO YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR FOOLISH UNDERGARMENTS. 750 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,264 YOU WANT AN EGG-WHITE OMELET? 751 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,499 DOES THAT MEAN NO YOLKS? 752 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:28,967 NO YOLKS. NO, THANKS. 753 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,101 WANT SOME KAMUT FLAKES? 754 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:31,236 WHAT? 755 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,038 ANCIENT GRAIN. TASTES GREAT WITH SOYMILK. 756 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,740 SOYMILK. 757 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,041 *(music playing on stereo) 758 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,509 (sniffs) 759 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,310 WHO ATE ALL MY KAMUT FLAKES? 760 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,613 NOT ME. 761 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,550 WHAT AM I, THE ORGANIZATION TO END WORLD HUNGER? 762 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:47,352 THIS IS MY CEREAL. 763 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,320 WHY DO YOU GIRLS FIND IT NECESSARY 764 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,223 TO LISTEN TO THIS CONSTANT CRAP? 765 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:54,325 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU DON'T LIKE VAGINA MUSIC? 766 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,463 DO YOU HAVE TO USE THAT WORD BEFORE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE AND SOYMILK? 767 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,465 VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. 768 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,699 WHOSE? 769 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,333 WHAT DID I TELL Y'ALL ABOUT WEARING CLOTHES? 770 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,202 JOG BRAS ARE CLOTHES. 771 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,172 THAT'S IT. 772 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,674 THAT'S IT. 773 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,108 THAT IS IT. 774 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,707 JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE. 775 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,575 AWFUL BIG UNIT FOR A HOUSE THIS SIZE. 776 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:44,710 I GET HOT. 777 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,144 I HEAR YOU. 778 00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:48,480 (beeping) 779 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,485 (air whooshing) 780 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,504 ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN, OK? 781 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,305 WE ALL AGREE TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES. 782 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,542 NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THE TEMPERATURE UP? 783 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:19,144 THAT'S A VERY MATURE DECISION AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU GIRLS. 784 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,146 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD COME TO A COMMON UNDERSTANDING 785 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,282 THE MEANING, THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "MORE." 786 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:26,785 WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 787 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:27,953 BARB! 788 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,222 ALL RIGHTY. 789 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:34,760 THIS IS COURTNEY RYAN, MY PERSONAL HERO. 790 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,028 AND LIKE COURTNEY, WE FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD NOT BE PENALIZED 791 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:38,864 FOR JUST MAXIMIZING OUR ASSETS. 792 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:42,033 HOWEVER, WE'VE ALL AGREED TO COVER UP 793 00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:44,903 THESE AREAS HERE 794 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,638 AND THIS AREA RIGHT HERE. 795 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:47,806 GOOD. 796 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,310 BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE OTHER PROBLEM AREAS? 797 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,145 HERE 798 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,114 HERE 799 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,083 AND HERE. 800 00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,685 (whimpers) 801 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,419 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 802 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,856 COME HERE. 803 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,999 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL CAVE ON THE FIRST 2. 804 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:16,467 BUT WE ABSOLUTELY MUST MAINTAIN NAVEL VISIBILITY. 805 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,670 WE WANT TO BE REALISTIC, NOT AMISH. 806 00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:19,805 ONE INCH ON EITHER SIDE. 807 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:20,872 3. 808 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:22,140 2. DONE. 809 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:35,553 (Sharp) THESE GIRLS ARE A DIFFERENT KETTLE OF WORMS. 810 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:38,790 UH, SOMETHIN' JUST CAME UP. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 811 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:42,260 I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR WITNESSES. 812 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,233 EDDIE, HOW'S THE ARM? 813 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,035 LET'S NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 814 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,737 WELL, THERE ARE NO WITNESSES. 815 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:54,572 EVEN IF THERE WAS, I COULDN'T LET YOU TALK TO THEM. YOU KNOW THAT. 816 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,442 COME ON, CAPTAIN, WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HERE. 817 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,811 I THINK I CAN HELP. 818 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,112 AT LEAST LET ME TALK TO SHARP. 819 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,547 THAT WAS HIM ON THE PHONE, RIGHT? 820 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,082 SHARP'S IN THE FIELD RIGHT NOW. 821 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,752 RIGHT. 822 00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:10,622 YOUR RANGER SCREWED UP MY WHOLE CASE. 823 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,958 HE BLEW UP THAT LAB AND ALL THE EVIDENCE IN IT. 824 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,827 BALL IS DEAD AND I GOT SHOT IN THE ARM, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 825 00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:17,395 NOW, I NEED TO SPEAK TO THOSE WITNESSES. 826 00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:20,398 SO I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN. WHERE ARE THEY? 827 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,337 (chuckles) 828 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,473 YOU KNOW, THIS "ONE RIOT, ONE RANGER" SHIT WON'T FLY 829 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,441 WHEN I SLAP A SUBPOENA ON YOUR DESK. 830 00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:32,510 MY DESK'S ALREADY A MESS. 831 00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:35,546 HELL, ONE MORE PIECE OF PAPER WON'T MAKE ME NO NEVER MIND. 832 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,685 CIRCLE THE WAGONS IF YOU WANT. 833 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,653 THIS IS A FEDERAL CASE. 834 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:55,801 *(Walkie Talkie Man by Steriogram playing on stereo) 835 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,969 * WELL, YOU'RE WALKIN' AND A TALKIN' AND A MOVIN' AND A GROOVIN' * 836 00:43:58,036 --> 00:43:59,905 * AND A HIPPIN' AND A HOPPIN' AND A PICKIN' AND A BOPPIN' * 837 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,107 * THOSE BODS ARE BEING BAD YOU BETTER TAKE A STAND * 838 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,109 * YOU GONNA WAKE UP THAT THING IN YOUR HAND * 839 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:05,210 YOU LEARN QUICK. 840 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,544 5 YEARS OF COLLEGE. 841 00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:07,879 (Sharp) $13.75, RIGHT? 842 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,380 HERE'S $14. KEEP THE CHANGE. 843 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,949 HEY, HEY, HEY! 844 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,619 (phone beeping) 845 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:17,789 SHARP. 846 00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:19,657 HOW'S MY FAVORITE PEP-SQUAD LEADER? 847 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:20,859 WHAT? 848 00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:23,028 I SAID, HOW'S MY FAVORITE PEP-SQUAD LEADER? 849 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,162 NOT REAL PEPPY. 850 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,732 WOULD SOMEBODY TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN? 851 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,134 HANG ON, CAP. 852 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,936 (Evie) IS THERE ANY MORE PIZZA LEFT? 853 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,403 * AND A FREAKIN AND A YELLIN 854 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,540 * AND A BOSSIN' AND A SPEAKIN' AND A LOOKIN' AND A POINTIN' * 855 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,076 SOMEBODY, PLEASE TURN THAT MUSIC OFF! 856 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,145 (Heather) THROW THIS AWAY. 857 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,047 (chuckles) 858 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:44,182 * MY BRIGHT PINK FLUORO JACKET * 859 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,852 (screaming) I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF 860 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:47,919 (softly) THINK. 861 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,621 (girls) HEY! 862 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:54,659 OK, AS WE INVOLUNTARILY ENTER INTO THIS ENFORCED PERIOD OF SILENCE, 863 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,262 CAN I ASK IF THERE'S ANY MEDICATION YOU FORGOT TO TAKE 864 00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:59,330 OR SOME I MIGHT RECOMMEND YOU SHOULD TRY? 865 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,398 YES. LIKE TAKE 866 00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:01,867 (all) A CHILL PILL. 867 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,668 I ONLY NEED ONE WITNESS. 868 00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:04,970 GET OUT. 869 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:08,807 WHAT'S UP, CAP? 870 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,743 IT'S A SUBPOENA FROM YOUR BUDDY ZANE. THE FEDS WANT OUR WITNESSES. 871 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,979 (Captain Nicholas) WE'RE NOW OFFICIALLY IN CONTEMPT. 872 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,914 DON'T WORRY IT. IF CORTLAND DON'T SEND SOMEBODY 873 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:17,816 TO KILL THEM PRETTY SOON, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 874 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:21,619 AND ONE OTHER THING. I GOT THIS INVOICE HERE FOR AN AIR CONDITIONER. 875 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:26,657 $7,572.44. 876 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:27,893 CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO ME? 877 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,795 I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE. 878 00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,362 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'? 879 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:33,999 OH, TO THE CACTUS CAFE. ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL'S PLAYING. 880 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,802 TOO MANY PEOPLE. YOU KNOW THE RULES. NOBODY GOES OUT AFTER DARK. 881 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:40,371 WE'RE YOUNG, WE'RE STRONG, AND WE'RE TIRED OF BEING COOPED UP. 882 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:43,374 LOOK, I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN ALMOST A WEEK. 883 00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:44,876 I HAVE OATS TO PLOW. 884 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,711 YOU GOT OATS TO SOW, AND IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 885 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,713 LIKE HELL IT'S NOT. WHAT'S TO STOP ME 886 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:51,249 FROM WALKING OUT THAT DOOR? HUH? THE TONTOS? 887 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,118 PLEASE, I EAT MEN LIKE THAT FOR BREAKFAST. 888 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:56,754 AND WHAT, YOU? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT, MR. RANGER-MAN. 889 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,325 COME ON. 890 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,497 (screaming in Spanish) 891 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,204 (yelling) 892 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,075 ANYBODY ELSE WANNA GO SEE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? 893 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:20,846 (girls gasping) 894 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,314 YOU THINK HE NEEDS BACKUP? 895 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:24,715 (girls screaming) 896 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,484 NO. 897 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:28,386 I THINK HE CAN HANDLE IT. 898 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,121 (knocking on door) 899 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:42,767 LET ME GUESS, CLAY. 900 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,603 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR JIMMY. 901 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:49,307 TOTALLY. DUDE, ARE YOU LIKE A PSYCHIC OR SOME KIND OF SHIT? 902 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,977 SOME KIND OF SHIT. 903 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,744 DUDE, THE THING IS 904 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,480 JIMMY MOVED. 905 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:56,882 OH, WHERE TO? 906 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,884 TRAVIS COUNTY JAILHOUSE. 907 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,551 THAT AIN'T GOOD. 908 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:07,926 (sighing) 909 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:12,630 OK, A HAIRDO THIS PHENOMENAL ONLY HAPPENS, LIKE, TWICE A YEAR. 910 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:15,733 PLEASE. IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD. 911 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,635 WHAT IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 912 00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:18,870 GO AHEAD. 913 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,438 YOU'RE EVIL, YOU KNOW THAT? 914 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,908 FACE IT, GIRL. YOU'RE WITH ME TONIGHT. 915 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,709 YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS. 916 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,645 WE JUST WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND SAW A GUY DIE. 917 00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:29,480 WE COULD'VE KEPT OUR MOUTH SHUT, BUT WE DIDN'T. 918 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:31,516 AND NOW I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING PUNISHED FOR IT. 919 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,751 SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED. 920 00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,220 THEN LET US OUT OF HERE. 921 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:38,523 EVEN PRISONERS ON DEATH ROW GET A LITTLE YARD TIME. 922 00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,624 HOW ABOUT THE MALL? 923 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,759 SHOPPING WITH Y'ALL? I DON'T THINK SO. 924 00:47:41,826 --> 00:47:42,994 WHAT--WHAT ABOUT A MOVIE? 925 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,395 NOT IN THE MOOD. 926 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,164 AS CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD, 927 00:47:46,231 --> 00:47:47,966 I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE US SOMEPLACE 928 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:50,201 WHERE YOU CAN PROTECT US AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN. 929 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,103 MMM-HMM. 930 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:56,341 *(Dancing Queen by ABBA playing) 931 00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,081 * YOU CAN DANCE 932 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,550 * YOU CAN JIVE 933 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:09,120 * HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE * 934 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:12,757 * OOH, SEE THAT GIRL 935 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,492 * WATCH THAT SCENE 936 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,327 * DIG IN THE DANCING QUEEN * 937 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,462 (girls whooping) 938 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:18,629 (laughing) 939 00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,131 (Evie) LOOK WHO'S SKATING! 940 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:21,699 (all laughing) 941 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:29,674 WHOA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 942 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,742 LAST TIME I WAS HERE, IT WAS EMMA'S 6TH BIRTHDAY. 943 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:33,278 SHE LOVED THIS PLACE. 944 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,046 YOU DON'T SPEAK TO HER MUCH, DO YOU? 945 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,881 I DON'T THINK EMMA WANTS TO TALK TO ME. 946 00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,749 EVERY GIRL WANTS TO TALK TO HER DAD. 947 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,885 SHE MAY ACT LIKE SHE DOESN'T, BUT SHE DOES. 948 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:42,687 (Sharp) EVERYTHING I SAY AROUND HER IS WRONG. 949 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,889 I'VE BEEN WRONG SINCE SHE TURNED 11 YEARS OLD. 950 00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:47,792 WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST NOT ASKING HER THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. 951 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,495 FIRST OF ALL, NEVER ASK, "SO HOW'S SCHOOL?" 952 00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:53,898 NOPE. DUMB QUESTION. IT'S TOO EASY. OUR BRAINS JUST SHUT OFF. 953 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:56,134 (Teresa) AND DON'T BECOME HER BEST FRIEND. 954 00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:57,635 WE HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS, THANK YOU. 955 00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,237 WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO HER? 956 00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:00,405 (whooping) 957 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,440 THAT I WISH I COULD SEE HER MORE, 958 00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:05,310 AND I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN HER MOTHER AND ME, 959 00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,346 AND IT WASN'T HER FAULT, AND--AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 960 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:09,847 IF MY DADDY TOLD ME THEM THINGS, 961 00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:11,682 I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE. 962 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,452 I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DAD SINCE HE LEFT ME 9 YEARS AGO. 963 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,820 I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 964 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,422 YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER AND YOU LOVE HER. 965 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,157 YOU SHOULD TELL HER. 966 00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:21,592 YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE HER SKATING AGAIN, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 967 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:22,660 (all laughing) 968 00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:23,761 YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY GOOD. 969 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:24,829 (all cheering) 970 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,297 YEAH, I AM GETTING THE HANG OF IT. 971 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:27,865 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO. 972 00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:29,967 SHOW US YOUR FUNKY GROOVE. COME ON, BOY! 973 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:31,536 (all whooping) 974 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,905 ALL RIGHT! YES, SIR! 975 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,241 (all screaming) 976 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,742 (all exclaiming) 977 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:38,876 (grunting) 978 00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,745 (Anne) OH, ARE YOU OK? 979 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,979 (Barb) THAT WAS BAD. 980 00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:44,482 (people chattering) 981 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,022 MORNING, EMMA. 982 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,323 MR. ZANE? 983 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,492 LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP. 984 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,894 YEAH. WOW, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 985 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:58,096 SURE HAS. 986 00:49:58,163 --> 00:49:59,597 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 987 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,932 ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING FOR YOUR FATHER. IT'S A PROFESSIONAL MATTER. 988 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,701 YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHERE I MIGHT FIND HIM? 989 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,636 NO. HE DOESN'T REALLY TELL ME ANYTHING. 990 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:06,704 (chuckling) 991 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,273 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM? 992 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:11,342 OH, IT'S JUST ONE OF THE HAZARDS OF THE JOB. 993 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,878 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A NUMBER ON HIM, WOULD YOU? 994 00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:15,546 IS HE IN TROUBLE? 995 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,215 OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST THAT I'M WORKING ON A CASE 996 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:19,016 AND, UH, I NEED HIS HELP. 997 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,152 OK, WELL, I MEAN, IF I NEED TO GET AHOLD OF HIM, 998 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:24,355 I USUALLY JUST CALL DISPATCH AND THEY PATCH ME THROUGH ON A RESTRICTED LINE. 999 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,556 I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY THEN. 1000 00:50:25,623 --> 00:50:26,724 OK. 1001 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,726 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. BYE. 1002 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,101 (Holt) SHARP, LOOKIE HERE. 1003 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,936 REMEMBER THAT JOHN DOE THEY PULLED OUT OF A REST STOP LAST WEEK? 1004 00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:41,872 RIFLE FROM HIS TRUNK MATCHES THE BULLET THEY DUG OUT OF SWANSON. 1005 00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:45,276 IS THIS THE FELLA Y'ALL SEE SHOOT MORGAN BALL? 1006 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:48,146 NO. THE GUY WHO SHOT BALL SEEMED A LOT NICER. 1007 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,914 UH-HUH, AND A LOT LESS DEAD. 1008 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,349 IT WAS LIKE BALL KNEW HIM OR SOMETHING. 1009 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,883 KNEW HIM? 1010 00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,285 (Heather) YEAH. NOW, IF YOU'RE THROUGH PLAYING DETECTIVE, 1011 00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:56,287 CAN YOU GET US HOME SO WE CAN GET SOME REST? 1012 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:57,522 NOPE. 1013 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,023 (all) PLEASE? COME ON. 1014 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,891 LOAD UP! COME ON. 1015 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,360 (chorus) * LOVE IS 1016 00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:05,130 * WALKIN' TOGETHER 1017 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,732 * LOVE IS 1018 00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:10,301 * TALKIN' TOGETHER 1019 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,004 * MAKES YOU WANNA MOAN COME ON * 1020 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:19,009 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OOOH, OH * 1021 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,346 OH, YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 1022 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:24,482 I LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GONNA KILL 'EM. OH, WE'RE GONNA KILL 'EM. 1023 00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:27,418 REMIND ME TO TAKE A COLLECTION RIGHT AFTER THAT. 1024 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:30,087 THAT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME TO GET THE MONEY, YOU KNOW. 1025 00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:32,890 WELL, IF IT AIN'T MARTIN LUTHER VANDROSS. 1026 00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:34,459 UH, WHY DON'T Y'ALL TAKE A BREAK. 1027 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:36,361 EVERYBODY GO AHEAD, REAL, REAL QUICK. COME ON. 1028 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,564 THIS MAN'S PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF SINS HE NEEDS TO CONFESS. 1029 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,466 PROBABLY MAY HAVE TO EXORCISE HIM. 1030 00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:44,769 Y'ALL GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, NOW. GO ON. 1031 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,671 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING THE LORD'S BUSINESS? 1032 00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:48,173 DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 1033 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,210 OOH, OOH, WOW. I MEAN, THAT IS-- THAT IS... 1034 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,313 HMM, HE GOT ROUGHED UP. THAT IS PRETTY BAD RIGHT THERE. 1035 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,515 UH, IS HE DEAD? HE WAY DEAD. 1036 00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:01,652 UH, YEAH, I MEAN, LOOKS LIKE A GUY THAT WAS IN THE CAN WITH ME. 1037 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,920 (sighing) 1038 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,022 UH, THINK HIS NAME'S JACK CARTER. 1039 00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,857 HE WORK FOR CORTLAND? 1040 00:52:06,924 --> 00:52:09,126 OH, NO. NO, NO. HE WAS MORE OF A FREELANCE ARTIST 1041 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:12,263 (chuckling) IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING--SAYING. 1042 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,700 LOOKS LIKE CORTLAND HIRED A 2ND SHOOTER. 1043 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,369 PULL UP JACK CARTER, SEE WHAT WE GOT ON HIM. 1044 00:52:20,205 --> 00:52:22,840 SO, YOU GIRLS ARE CHEERLEADERS, HUH? 1045 00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:25,142 (girl) YEAH. 1046 00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:27,878 Y'ALL RECOGNIZE ME? IT'S ME, PERCY. 1047 00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,782 YEAH. PERCY "PIROUETTE" 1048 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:33,251 (all laughing) 1049 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,552 STEVENS. 1050 00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:38,423 CLASS OF '89. I WAS BAD. I WAS A BAD MAN. 1051 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,992 Y'ALL THINK THAT'S FUNNY? I'M GOOD. OK. 1052 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,494 ALL RIGHT, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 1053 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,863 YOU JUST... YOU WAIT ONE SECOND. 1054 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,908 (girls laughing) 1055 00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:01,246 OOH, WOW! 1056 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:05,416 UH, "UNGAWA, TEXAS GOT THE POWER 1057 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,885 I SAID, YES" 1058 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:13,691 YEAH, UH, THAT WAS REAL FRESH, BOBBY BROWN. 1059 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:14,859 OH, YEAH? 1060 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,126 (girls giggling) 1061 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,662 YEAH, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1062 00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,897 NOW, I MAY HAVE MISSED THE '90S 1063 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:23,634 DUE TO A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT, 1064 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,404 BUT BACK IN MY DAY, WE BROUGHT IT. 1065 00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:29,540 OH, YEAH. I'M TALKING REAL OLD SCHOOL. 1066 00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:32,443 NOT LIKE THAT LITTLE TIRED CRAP YOU TROT OUT TO. 1067 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:36,414 UH, A-G-G-I-E. 1068 00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,115 WHAT'S THAT SPELL? 1069 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,617 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 1070 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:42,320 LADIES. 1071 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:44,722 ALL SET? 1072 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:45,856 (all) YOU BET. 1073 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:50,261 "MORE POWER, MORE POWER MORE POWER TO THE HOUR 1074 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:53,498 MORE BOUNCE, MORE BOUNCE MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE" 1075 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,165 BORING. 1076 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:59,169 HMM. "HOT, NOW SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT" 1077 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,805 UH, OH. 1078 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:02,473 (Percy laughing) 1079 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,013 *(Gonna Make You Sweat by C & C Music Factory playing) 1080 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,981 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 1081 00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,758 * GIVE ME THE MUSIC 1082 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,962 * GIVE ME THE MUSIC 1083 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,965 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 1084 00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:36,807 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 1085 00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:38,075 * YEAH 1086 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,177 * YEAH 1087 00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,547 * YEAH 1088 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,049 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 1089 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,751 * YEAH 1090 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:47,852 (grunting) 1091 00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,420 * YEAH 1092 00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:50,788 * YEAH * 1093 00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:52,022 (girls laughing) 1094 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,424 (grunting) 1095 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,894 NOW THAT'S OLD SCHOOL. 1096 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,696 (crickets chirping) 1097 00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:08,939 (sighing) 1098 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,608 (cell phone dialing) 1099 00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:11,709 (clearing throat) 1100 00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:12,777 (Emma) HELLO? 1101 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,111 HI, EMMA, IT'S-- PSYCH! 1102 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:16,881 YOU GOT MY MACHINE. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1103 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,418 HEY, EMMA, IT'S YOUR FATHER. 1104 00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:22,420 DAD. 1105 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:24,154 HUH. 1106 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:26,156 I WAS JUST CALLIN' TO CHECK AND SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING. 1107 00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:27,792 IT'S KINDA HARD TO REACH ME RIGHT NOW. 1108 00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,994 I'M WORKIN' ON A CASE. UH... 1109 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:34,799 YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M ALWAYS DOIN'. 1110 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,767 JUST WORKIN' ON A CASE. 1111 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,270 ANYWAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. 1112 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,140 SO CALL ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME. UH... 1113 00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,543 IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT. 1114 00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:49,146 THERE'S NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. IT'S, UH... 1115 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,516 YOU KNOW. 1116 00:55:53,418 --> 00:55:54,785 (sighing) 1117 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:55,986 SO I GUESS THAT'S IT. 1118 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,789 (Evie) TELL HER YOU MISS HER. 1119 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,858 EXCEPT, I MISS YOU, BABY. 1120 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,895 CAN I HELP YOU? 1121 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:06,697 TERESA HAD A VISIT FROM HER LITTLE FRIEND. 1122 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:09,333 WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE ABOUT VISITORS? 1123 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,803 NOT THAT KIND OF VISITOR. HER MENSES. 1124 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,639 THE CURSE OF EVE. THE CRIMSON TIDE. 1125 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:15,840 I GET IT. 1126 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:18,676 SO, SOMEONE HAS TO GO SHOPPING. 1127 00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,144 DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? 1128 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,546 (Sharp) HOLT, GET OVER HERE. 1129 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:23,347 I'M GOING OUT FOR SOME AIR. 1130 00:56:30,287 --> 00:56:31,756 (woman over P.A. system) ATTENTION. 1131 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,958 PRICE CHECK ON REGISTER 3, PLEASE. 1132 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,760 REGISTER 3, PLEASE. 1133 00:56:57,582 --> 00:57:00,117 CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND? 1134 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:04,288 DO I NEED THE SLIM FIT, THE REGULAR PROTECTION OR THE ONE WITH WINGS? 1135 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,357 THE ONES WITH THE WINGS. DEFINITELY. 1136 00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:13,898 CUCUMBER-MELON BODY SPRAY. 1137 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:16,166 VANILLA-SMOOTHIE BIKINI CREAM. 1138 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,569 SOUNDS LIKE A BUSY AND PAINFUL NIGHT FOR YOUR WIFE. 1139 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,404 I'M DIVORCED. THESE THINGS ARE FOR THE GIRLS. 1140 00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:21,939 THE CHEERLEADERS? 1141 00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:24,475 YOU DO THEIR SHOPPING FOR THEM? 1142 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,111 YOU ARE A CURIOUS FELLA, MR. SHARP. YOU GAY? 1143 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:30,280 NO. GIRLS ARE ALL TIED UP, STUDYIN'. 1144 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,883 AND I VOLUNTEERED TO HELP OUT AND PICK UP A FEW THINGS. 1145 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,986 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH ANY OR POSSIBLY ALL OF THESE GIRLS? 1146 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,287 NO. 1147 00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:38,689 WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT? 1148 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,024 NEGATIVE. 1149 00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,593 NEGATIVE? 1150 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:45,395 IT'S NOT REALLY POSSIBLE, WHAT WITH WORK AND ALL. 1151 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,231 WELL, OK, 1152 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,599 THAT PLANE JUST FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN. 1153 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:50,234 CALL OFF THE SEARCH, NO SURVIVORS. 1154 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,802 HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING. 1155 00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:09,920 THESE YOURS? 1156 00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,323 YES. 1157 00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:14,859 YOU LEFT THEM ON THE COUNTER. 1158 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,561 THANK YOU. 1159 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:17,995 (car beeps) 1160 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:23,668 (chuckling) 1161 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,636 THANK YOU. 1162 00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,138 I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE BACK THERE. 1163 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,473 DIDN'T WANT THE WINGS AFTER ALL? 1164 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,241 NO. IN REGARD TO DINNER. 1165 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,310 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO. 1166 00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:35,179 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GET AWAY WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE 1167 00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:38,549 AS AN ASSISTANT CHEERLEADING COACH. 1168 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:42,019 YEAH, WELL, THIS WHOLE CHEERLEADING THING MUST BE A REALLY TOUGH RACKET. 1169 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,121 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1170 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,756 ANYWAY, I WAS THINKIN', 1171 00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:47,124 IF YOU'RE NOT OPPOSED TO IT, MAYBE YOU COULD COME OVER 1172 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,059 TO THE HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT AND I'LL FIX DINNER. 1173 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:55,900 OK. 1174 00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:58,736 8:00? 1175 00:58:58,803 --> 00:59:00,170 YEAH, GOOD. 1176 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,207 OK. 1177 00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:07,344 BY THE WAY, I'M MOLLY. 1178 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,313 I'M ROLAND. 1179 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,149 ROLAND. OK, ROLAND. 1180 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,321 YOU'RE NOT ON THE ZONE OR COUNTING POINTS 1181 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,624 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, ARE YOU? 1182 00:59:20,457 --> 00:59:21,491 NO. 1183 00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:31,068 (Heather) IS THAT THE NORTH STAR? 1184 00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:33,604 NO. I THINK THAT'S AN AIRPLANE. 1185 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:36,807 YOU SEE-- YOU SEE THE WAY IT'S MOVING? 1186 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:39,209 THAT'S THE NORTH STAR. 1187 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:42,847 SO THAT'S WHERE THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING IT. 1188 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,616 SOMEDAY I WANT TO DO MORE THAN LOOK AT THE STARS. 1189 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:47,985 I'M FIXING TO SOAR WITH THEM. 1190 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,888 WHAT, YOU MEAN, LIKE AN ASTRONAUT OR SOMETHING? 1191 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:54,725 NO, NOT EXACTLY. NOT A LIVING ONE, AT LEAST. 1192 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,827 YOU SEE, THEY GOT THIS COMPANY OUT OF BEAUMONT 1193 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,262 ALL RIGHT. 1194 00:59:58,328 --> 01:00:00,064 AND THEY WILL LAUNCH YOUR REMAINS RIGHT OUT INTO OUTER SPACE. 1195 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,432 REALLY? I LOVE SHIT LIKE THAT. YEAH. 1196 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:03,567 BUT HOW? 1197 01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:04,969 THEY--THEY-- WHAT THEY DO IS THEY PARK YOU-- 1198 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,437 HOLT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 1199 01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:11,575 CONTEMPLATING THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE, SIR. 1200 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:12,743 (girl screaming) 1201 01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:14,278 (packets thudding) 1202 01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,722 (crying) IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED. 1203 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:27,024 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE RED TO YOU? 1204 01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:30,427 JUST SHOOT HER, SHARP. YOU'D BE DOIN' HER A FAVOR. 1205 01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:31,829 WHERE ARE TERESA AND ANNE? 1206 01:00:31,896 --> 01:00:32,897 I--I DON'T KNOW. 1207 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,231 YOU'RE LYING. 1208 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,000 (chuckling) HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1209 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,134 YOU BROKE EYE CONTACT. 1210 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,569 IT'S A SIGN OF STRESS AND POSSIBLE DECEPTION. 1211 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,339 SO, BY THE WAY, IS PICKIN' AT YOUR CLOTHES. STOP PICKING AT YOUR CLOTHES. 1212 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,909 LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE AT. 1213 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,744 TERESA AND ANTONIO HAD A REALLY BIG FIGHT. 1214 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,112 SHE HAD TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM, 1215 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:49,914 SO THEY WENT TO THE BUFFALO BILLIARDS. 1216 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,483 YOU STAY HERE. 1217 01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:56,653 DON'T BE CONTEMPLATING THE UNIVERSE WITH ANYBODY. 1218 01:00:56,721 --> 01:00:58,622 *(Who Invited You by The Donnas playing) 1219 01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:01,191 * I'M BUSY TALKING TO THIS GUY * 1220 01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,461 * WHEN I SEE OUTTA THE CORNER OF MY EYE * 1221 01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:06,130 (girls laughing) 1222 01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:10,034 * WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO LET YOU IN * 1223 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:14,038 LOOK, A NATIVE APPROACHES. AVOID EYE CONTACT. 1224 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,273 * 'CAUSE WE DO AND WE DON'T CARE * 1225 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,142 * IF YOU HAD MORE FUN IN SUNDAY SCHOOL * 1226 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,676 YOU GUYS ARE THE CHEERLEADERS, RIGHT? 1227 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:21,078 THE ONES WITH THE CALENDAR? 1228 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,179 NOPE. 1229 01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:23,881 COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE JUNE. 1230 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:25,215 JUNE KICKS ASS. 1231 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:27,251 HMM, SORRY, WRONG GIRL. 1232 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:32,089 WELL, ME AND MY BUDDIES OVER THERE, WE GO TO, LIKE, EVERY GAME. 1233 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,590 HAVE YOU SEEN US? 1234 01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:35,793 YEAH. YEAH. 1235 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,195 I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED YOU GUYS. 1236 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:40,130 YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES GETTING REALLY DRUNK 1237 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:42,366 GOING, "WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO," RIGHT? 1238 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,700 (chuckling) YOU SAW US. 1239 01:01:43,768 --> 01:01:45,369 NO. 1240 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:47,304 YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT SUCKS. 1241 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:50,941 I'M CAPTAIN OF THE CHEER SQUAD. OUR SCHOOL SPIRIT KICKS ASS. 1242 01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:55,079 YEAH, AND IT'S GETTING HIT ON BY IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT REALLY SUCKS. 1243 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:57,681 YOU'RE A SASSY BITCH. I LIKE THAT. 1244 01:01:58,816 --> 01:01:59,950 GET YOUR HANDS-- 1245 01:02:00,017 --> 01:02:01,819 (glass shattering) (man) HANG ON NOW. 1246 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,655 (Sharp) EVERYBODY COOL OFF. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN TONIGHT. 1247 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,391 (groaning) 1248 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:08,859 NOW I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN. 1249 01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:10,227 WAS THAT COMPLETELY NECESSARY? 1250 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:13,663 YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE A YOUNG MAN BY DOING THAT. 1251 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:19,469 (man grunting) 1252 01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:22,907 (girls scream) 1253 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,374 I SHOULD WARN YOU. 1254 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,777 (grunting) I KNOW KARATE. 1255 01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,846 YOU BETTER KNOW SOMETHIN'. 1256 01:02:28,913 --> 01:02:31,315 (groaning) 1257 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,851 ANY OF THE REST OF YOU BOYS HERE IN THIS POOL HALL WANNA PLAY THE WINNER? 1258 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,420 (people murmuring) 1259 01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:47,231 WE HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL. 1260 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:50,868 YEAH. WE WERE ABOUT TO GO ALL BUFFY ON THEIR GRINGO ASSES. 1261 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,015 I BROUGHT YOU A PILLOW. 1262 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,417 IT'S BETTER THAN THE ONES YOU'VE BEEN USING. 1263 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:10,487 BUCKWHEAT HULLS. IT'S GOOD FOR NECK SUPPORT. 1264 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:12,456 THANK YOU. 1265 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:16,360 THAT WAS COOL WHAT YOU DID FOR THE GIRLS. 1266 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,263 IT WAS COOL. 1267 01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:22,967 THAT'S ONE BIG HONKING BULLET. 1268 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,302 YOU FIXIN' TO SEND A MONKEY UP IN THAT THING? 1269 01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:28,705 THAT THING IS A PERSONNEL SUPPRESSOR DELUXE. 1270 01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:32,242 PERSONNEL SUPPRESSOR? YOU MEAN KILLING? 1271 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,311 WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST WOUND THEM OR SOMETHING? 1272 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,046 SHOOT THE GUN OUT OF THEIR HAND? 1273 01:03:36,113 --> 01:03:37,481 NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1274 01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,288 YOU'RE NOT REALLY THE CHEERLEADING TYPE, ARE YOU? 1275 01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:46,790 FOR ME, IT'S MORE PENANCE THAN A PASSION. 1276 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:49,626 RELIGIOUS ASCETICS WEAR A HAIR SHIRT, I CARRY THE POM-POMS. 1277 01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:50,694 HMM. 1278 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,863 I DON'T KNOW. 1279 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,033 I GUESS IT'S THE DUALITY OF MAN, YOU KNOW? 1280 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:58,402 "THAT JUNGIAN THING, SIR." 1281 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,537 MATTHEW MODINE, FULL METAL JACKET. 1282 01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:03,273 PEACE SIGN ON ONE SIDE OF HIS HELMET, "BORN TO KILL" ON THE OTHER. 1283 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,242 IT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE. 1284 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:06,944 (clinking) 1285 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,045 (clicking) 1286 01:04:08,112 --> 01:04:10,847 MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE SOUND OF MUSIC. 1287 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:14,584 (sizzling) 1288 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,389 "WHAT'S IN A NAME? 1289 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:24,228 "THAT WHICH WE CALL A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET" 1290 01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:25,930 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS. 1291 01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:27,197 PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY. 1292 01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,599 SHE'S A CAPULET, HE'S A MONTAGUE. 1293 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,835 THE 2 FAMILIES HAVE ALWAYS HATED EACH OTHER 1294 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:34,271 AND THEY ALWAYS WILL HATE EACH OTHER. 1295 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,306 WELL, WHY COULDN'T SHAKESPEARE JUST SAY IT LIKE THAT? 1296 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,741 HE COULD HAVE. 1297 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:41,045 BUT NOBODY WOULD BE TALKIN' ABOUT IT 410 YEARS LATER. 1298 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:42,980 HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET? 1299 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,314 I READ THE PLAY. 1300 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,615 WHY WOULD YOU READ THE PLAY? 1301 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,517 MOLLY'S COMIN' OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 1302 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,919 WHO'S MOLLY? 1303 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:50,654 PROFESSOR McCARTHY. 1304 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,356 YOU CALL HER MOLLY? 1305 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,192 UH, THIS WHOLE HOUSE TOTALLY REEKS. WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 1306 01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:57,761 5 ALARM CHILI. IT'S MY SPECIALTY. 1307 01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:01,398 UH, YOU'RE PUTTING MEAT INTO MY LENTIL POT? 1308 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,233 HE'S MAKING DINNER FOR MOLLY. 1309 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,368 WHO'S MOLLY? 1310 01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:06,836 UH, PROFESSOR McCARTHY, INTRO TO ENGLISH LIT. 1311 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,273 OH, I HAD HER LAST QUARTER. SHE'S A BABE. 1312 01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,574 AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SERVING HER? 1313 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,242 IT'S HIS SPECIALTY. 1314 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,677 MY WIFE LOVED MY CHILI. 1315 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,146 YOUR WIFE LEFT YOUR GASSY OLD ASS. 1316 01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:17,347 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 1317 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,682 (both) SHARP'S GOT A DATE. 1318 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,284 (all chuckling) 1319 01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:25,555 (Heather) WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR? 1320 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:27,324 (Sharp) CLOTHES. PANTS, SPORT COAT. 1321 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:28,625 OH, NOT THAT BUTT-UGLY THING. 1322 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,793 I LIKE THAT SPORT COAT. 1323 01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,461 (Evie) OK, I GRABBED EVERYTHING I COULD FIND. 1324 01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:33,830 WHAT COMES FIRST, ASTRINGENT OR EXFOLIATING LOTION? 1325 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:35,332 I DON'T USE THAT STUFF. 1326 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:37,101 YOU ARE. YOU'VE GOT PORES THE SIZE OF MANHOLE COVERS. 1327 01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:41,405 AND THE EARS, THE NOSE. WE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS HAIR. 1328 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,873 YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN USE SOME BRONZER. YOU NEED SOME COLOR. 1329 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:44,975 I DON'T BRONZE. 1330 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,576 OH, YOU'LL BRONZE, WHITE BOY. 1331 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,245 I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY GROOMING MYSELF 1332 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:50,147 FOR A LOT LONGER THAN ANY OF Y'ALL HAVE BEEN ALIVE. 1333 01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:52,449 YEAH, WELL, SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE YOU WERE YOUNG. 1334 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:54,918 WE'VE DISCOVERED FIRE AND THE WHEEL. 1335 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:57,821 SHE'S RIGHT. AND IF YOU WANNA GET OVER, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO US. 1336 01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:59,089 I'M NOT GETTIN' OVER. I'M HAVIN' DINNER. 1337 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:00,424 NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT YOU WON'T. 1338 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,859 BARB, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING WITH THE HAIR? 1339 01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:04,161 SHAVE IT ALL OFF. 1340 01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:06,363 GO TALK TO HER. GIVE ME THAT. 1341 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,566 BARB. 1342 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,737 COME ON. I MEAN, IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN YOU AND SHARP. 1343 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,272 HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR 1344 01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:19,876 (chuckling) GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER. 1345 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,480 AND YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO HELP HIM. 1346 01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:25,049 YOU WENT TO BEAUTY SCHOOL. 1347 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,717 I FLUNKED OUT. 1348 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,753 (whispering) I KNOW. 1349 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,188 BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 1350 01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:36,960 *(I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred playing) 1351 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:44,034 * I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT * 1352 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,603 * SO SEXY IT HURTS 1353 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,805 "NATURAL-LOOKING DRAMATIC HIGHLIGHTS 1354 01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:51,941 "THAT ENHANCE AND BRIGHTEN YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR." 1355 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,243 YES. NO. 1356 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,179 * NEW YORK AND JAPAN 1357 01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:56,880 (gasping) 1358 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,282 (whirring) 1359 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:04,921 * I'M TOO SEXY * 1360 01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:07,191 (Anne) OK, LET'S FOCUS ON THE CONVERSATION. 1361 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:08,658 HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET THINGS ROLLING? 1362 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:10,094 I DON'T KNOW. 1363 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,928 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WENT OUT ON A DATE. 1364 01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:15,199 THAT'S OK. UM, LOOK, JUST GIVE US A LITTLE PREVIEW. 1365 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:17,967 I'M HER. 1366 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,703 I COME IN. 1367 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:20,937 GO. 1368 01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:23,173 WELL, I'LL START OUT BY SAYIN' "HELLO." 1369 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,908 NO, I'LL SAY "HI." 1370 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:28,412 NO, "HELLO" IS BETTER. I THINK. 1371 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,347 I'LL WAIT AND SEE HOW I FEEL AT THE TIME. 1372 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,750 THEN I'LL PROBABLY START OUT SAYIN'-- 1373 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,819 ASKIN' HER IF SHE EVER... 1374 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:39,156 OH. 1375 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,926 WE'LL START TALKIN' ABOUT, UH... 1376 01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,831 I'M IN DEEP SHIT, AIN'T I? 1377 01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:52,669 (all exclaiming) 1378 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,204 (Evie) WHO KNEW YOU WERE SUCH A BABE? 1379 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:56,306 YEAH. EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LET US FROST YOUR TIPS. 1380 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,974 YOU CLEAN UP PRETTY NICE, SERGEANT. 1381 01:07:58,041 --> 01:07:59,609 YOU'RE ALL THAT AND THEN SOME. 1382 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:00,677 THANK YOU. 1383 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,213 REMEMBER, A WOMAN IS LIKE A HORSE. 1384 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,516 SHE LIKES TO KNOW THAT THE GUY ON THE SADDLE HAS A TIGHT GRIP ON THE REINS. 1385 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,818 EXCUSE ME, A WOMAN IS NOT A HORSE. 1386 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,420 JUST BE YOURSELF. 1387 01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,922 I'M NOT SO SURE BEING HIMSELF IS GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 1388 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:16,826 OK. JUST BE YOURSELF, BUT NOT THE YOU WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 1389 01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:19,896 BE THE YOU WHO YOU WOULD BE IF YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. 1390 01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:21,097 SOMEBODY BETTER. 1391 01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:22,799 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. SOMEBODY BETTER. 1392 01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,134 MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CALL THIS OFF. 1393 01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:25,302 OK. 1394 01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:26,903 (all) NO! (doorbell rings) 1395 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,105 IT'S TOO LATE. OK, NOW, JUST DON'T BE THE SCHIZOID SHARP. 1396 01:08:29,173 --> 01:08:31,408 BE THE SHARP WHO EMBRACES LIFE. 1397 01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:40,083 NOW, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 1398 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:43,620 SGT. HOLT PROVIDED US WITH A SPARE SET OF EYES AND EARS. 1399 01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:46,756 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1400 01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:49,226 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 1401 01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,394 (whispering) GIT OUTTA HERE! 1402 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,128 (whispering) SORRY. 1403 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,030 (bell rings) 1404 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,999 JUST TAKE THESE. 1405 01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:57,834 (footsteps receding) 1406 01:09:00,404 --> 01:09:01,471 GET! 1407 01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:09,679 HELLO. (chuckling) 1408 01:09:09,746 --> 01:09:10,980 COME IN. 1409 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:13,350 (girls shushing) 1410 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,518 (girl squeals) 1411 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:15,652 SHH. 1412 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,061 TELL HER SHE LOOKS NICE. 1413 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:27,964 YOU LOOK NICE. 1414 01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:31,501 THANK YOU. SO DO YOU. 1415 01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:33,036 NIFTY JACKET. 1416 01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:36,740 GIVE HER THE FLOWERS. 1417 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,275 THE GIRLS THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THOSE. 1418 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:39,876 NO, THEY WERE YOUR IDEA. 1419 01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:43,747 THEY'RE MY IDEA, BUT THE GIRLS THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THOSE. 1420 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,784 WELL, THEY WERE RIGHT. 1421 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:48,885 THEY'RE NOT HERE, ARE THEY? 1422 01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:50,086 NO. 1423 01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:52,088 GOOD. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE AWKWARD. 1424 01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,723 YES. REAL AWKWARD. 1425 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,260 TAKE THE WINE. 1426 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,495 TAKE IT. 1427 01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:00,564 I-I'LL JUST GO OPEN THIS. 1428 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,668 (sighing) 1429 01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:12,208 (whispering) WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE CORKSCREW? 1430 01:10:12,276 --> 01:10:14,478 LEFT OF THE SINK, TOP DRAWER. 1431 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,518 (sighing) 1432 01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,392 LOOK. 1433 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,927 BASE TO RANGER ONE, WE'VE GOT A MAKEUP CHECK IN THE DINING ROOM. 1434 01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,629 I REPEAT, MAKEUP CHECK IN THE DINING ROOM. 1435 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:34,030 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 1436 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:37,133 IT MEANS SHE DIGS YOU, MAN. NOW, LOOSEN THE HELL UP. 1437 01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:40,270 (clattering) 1438 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:41,338 (sighing) 1439 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:48,044 THANK YOU. 1440 01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,213 ROOT BEER. 1441 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,782 I GAVE UP ALCOHOL ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. 1442 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,751 DIDN'T LIKE YOURSELF WHEN YOU WERE DRINKIN', HUH? 1443 01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:56,286 HELL, I LOVED MYSELF WHEN I DRANK. 1444 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:58,988 IT WAS OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAD THE PROBLEM. 1445 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:01,758 HE'S A DORK. 1446 01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:03,627 (chuckling) 1447 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,132 WELL, WHY DON'T I, UH, PUT THESE IN SOME WATER. 1448 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,468 YEAH. 1449 01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:13,269 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU GOT A LAUGH. 1450 01:11:13,337 --> 01:11:15,905 NOW GO TO THE TABLE AND LIGHT THE CANDLES. 1451 01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:18,274 NO, THAT'S SUCH A LAME MOVE. 1452 01:11:18,342 --> 01:11:20,109 CANDLES ARE A TOTAL CLICHE. 1453 01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:21,378 (Anne) WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CLICHES? 1454 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,879 YOU'VE GOT A WATERBED. 1455 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,048 I SAY, LIGHT THE CANDLE. IT'S SEXY. 1456 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,417 (Teresa) HE MIGHT AS WELL PULL OUT THE BEARSKIN RUG 1457 01:11:27,484 --> 01:11:29,486 AND THE DISCO BALL, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 1458 01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:31,087 I NEED CONFIRMATION. 1459 01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:34,324 IS LIGHTING THE CANDLE A COOL MOVE OR NOT A COOL MOVE? 1460 01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:36,192 FINE. 1461 01:11:36,259 --> 01:11:37,727 ALL IN FAVOR OF CANDLES? 1462 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:38,928 ME. 1463 01:11:38,995 --> 01:11:40,364 OPPOSED? 1464 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:41,465 (snickering) 1465 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:42,732 MISSION CONTROL TO SHARP. 1466 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,568 LIGHT THOSE CANDLES. 1467 01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:53,877 (Molly) OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1468 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,179 SO MANY OF MY COLLEAGUES JUST STICK IT OUT 1469 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:58,982 FOR THE PAYCHECK AND THE BENEFITS. 1470 01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:01,217 OR, IN MY EX-HUSBAND'S CASE 1471 01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:04,954 FOR THE ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FRESH, YOUNG COEDS. 1472 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:09,125 BUT WHY WOULD A MAN WANT TO BE WITH A GIRL WHEN HE CAN BE WITH A WOMAN? 1473 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,961 OR IN YOUR CASE, WITH 5 GIRLS. 1474 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,065 WHAT IS YOUR STORY? 1475 01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:19,302 MY WORK BECAME MY MISTRESS. 1476 01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:21,270 BEFORE I KNEW IT, THAT WAS ALL I HAD. 1477 01:12:30,113 --> 01:12:31,648 (door opening) 1478 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,383 (cutlery rattling) 1479 01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:40,724 *(Funny How Time Slips Away by Willie Nelson playing) 1480 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,191 * WELL, HELLO THERE 1481 01:12:42,258 --> 01:12:44,428 WILLIE NELSON. 1482 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:47,263 * MY, IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME * 1483 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,232 MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. 1484 01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:53,603 YOU WANT TO DANCE? 1485 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,405 * HOW AM I DOING? 1486 01:12:58,174 --> 01:13:02,111 * OH, I GUESS THAT I'M DOING FINE * 1487 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,384 SO, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE? 1488 01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:10,720 * IT'S BEEN SO LONG NOW 1489 01:13:10,787 --> 01:13:12,989 * BUT IT SEEMS NOW 1490 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:14,824 DANCING. 1491 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,493 * THAT IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY 1492 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,662 (chuckling) NO, I MEAN HERE. 1493 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,732 WHAT IS A MAN LIKE YOU DOING IN THIS HOUSE? 1494 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,269 WELL, IT'S, UH, 1495 01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,539 A TEMPORARY ASSIGNMENT. 1496 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:36,345 AND I VENTURE TO GUESS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHEERLEADING, DOES IT? 1497 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,881 NOT MUCH, NO. 1498 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,084 IT'S KINDA COMPLICATED. 1499 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,386 * I HOPE THAT HE'S DOIN' FINE * 1500 01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:49,192 YOU WANT TO GO IN THE LIVING ROOM? 1501 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,527 (gasping) 1502 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:53,362 YEAH. 1503 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:56,199 * THAT YOU'D LOVE HIM TILL THE END OF TIME * 1504 01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,670 OH, GROSS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BAG HER ON THE COUCH? 1505 01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:04,541 * NOW, THAT'S THE SAME THING 1506 01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:07,276 * THAT YOU TOLD ME 1507 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:12,215 * SEEMS LIKE JUST THE OTHER DAY * 1508 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,784 (whispering) GOOD NIGHT, BARB. DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 1509 01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:17,954 (whispering) I CAN STILL SEE YOU. 1510 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:22,826 * HOW TIME SLIPS AWAY * 1511 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,561 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 1512 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:35,004 (phone ringing) 1513 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:45,615 (Evie) HELLO? 1514 01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:49,218 HI, UM, I'M RETURNING A CALL FROM SOMEBODY NAMED EVIE. 1515 01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:52,021 (Evie) THAT'S ME. IS THIS EMMA? 1516 01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:54,357 Y-Y-YEAH. I-I'M SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU? 1517 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,993 NO, NO. BUT I KNOW YOUR DAD. 1518 01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:59,796 I GOT YOUR NUMBER FROM HIS CELL PHONE. 1519 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:03,199 UM, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I'M DOING THIS PSYCH PAPER 1520 01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:05,535 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS. 1521 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:07,837 (Emma) YEAH, OK. 1522 01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,205 (Evie) GREAT. 1523 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,040 OH, I HAVE THIS HEX RALLY TOMORROW NIGHT, 1524 01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:14,310 BUT I WAS WONDERING IF WE CAN GET STARTED TONIGHT. 1525 01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:16,746 (birds chirping) 1526 01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:28,457 (all) 5, 6, 7, 8. 1527 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,159 *(girls humming) 1528 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,564 OOH, AH. OOH, AH. 1529 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:42,471 (Sharp) BARB. 1530 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,539 THIS IS-- 1531 01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:44,641 UH, TERRIBLE, I KNOW. 1532 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,710 I WAS GONNA SAY GOOD. 1533 01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,144 I'M PROUD OF YOU. IT'S GOOD. 1534 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,713 (all laughing) 1535 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,648 WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOIN'? 1536 01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:53,149 (Anne) GETTING PUMPED FOR HEX RALLY. 1537 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,483 WE'LL HAVE TO NIX THE HEX RALLY. WHAT? 1538 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,786 OH, NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NO NIXING THE HEX. 1539 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,087 IT MUST GO ON. 1540 01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:00,056 YOU CAN'T STOP THE HEX, MR. RANGER-MAN. YEAH. 1541 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,157 IT'S BIGGER THAN ALL OF US. 1542 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,258 IS THAT RIGHT? 1543 01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,794 IF WE WERE DOCTORS, WE'D CURE CANCER. 1544 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:07,330 I-I-IF WE WERE NURSES, WE'D GIVE PEOPLE SHOTS. 1545 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:11,367 IF WE WERE ASTRONAUTS, WE WOULD DO OTHER THINGS. 1546 01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:14,003 BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE CHEERLEADERS. 1547 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,105 AND WE'RE GOIN' TO THE HEX RALLY, YOU KNOW. 1548 01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:17,540 YOU DON'T RESPECT CHEERLEADING, DO YOU? 1549 01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:18,708 NO. 1550 01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,710 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU STILL DON'T GET IT. 1551 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:23,546 SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SANDRA BULLOCK, CAMERON DIAZ, 1552 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,015 CALISTA FLOCKHART, MADONNA AND HALLE BERRY. 1553 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:30,319 NOT TO MENTION FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT, RONALD REAGAN, GEORGE W. BUSH 1554 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:33,156 AND THE GOVERNOR OF OUR FAIR STATE, RICK PERRY. 1555 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:34,490 ALL CHEERLEADERS. YEAH. 1556 01:16:34,557 --> 01:16:36,525 SEE, YOU'RE A NEGATIVE PERSON, SHARP. 1557 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,762 CHEERLEADING IS ALL ABOUT THE POSITIVE. 1558 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:42,966 OUR JOB IS TO INSPIRE, SUPPORT AND ELECTRIFY. 1559 01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:44,768 ANY FOOL CAN FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU'RE WINNING. 1560 01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:47,203 BUT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN 27 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER 1561 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,806 THAT'S WHEN YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF, "WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" 1562 01:16:54,878 --> 01:16:56,880 I MIGHT CALL HALLE BERRY. 1563 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,614 (all cheering) YEAH. 1564 01:16:58,682 --> 01:16:59,916 (all laughing) 1565 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,485 (people chattering) 1566 01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:36,853 (people chanting) 1567 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:39,122 (crowd cheering) 1568 01:17:39,188 --> 01:17:40,656 (Binky) HEY, LONGHORNS. 1569 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:43,459 ARE WE READY TO TAKE A&M TO THE MAT? 1570 01:17:43,526 --> 01:17:46,162 (crowd agreeing) 1571 01:17:46,229 --> 01:17:48,464 I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS CAN HEAR YOU. 1572 01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:51,034 (crowd cheering) 1573 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:54,771 ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE PUT THE HEX ON THOSE AGGIES, 1574 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,106 I WANT Y'ALL TO RAISE YOUR FLAMES UP HIGH 1575 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,709 FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR 2 ABOUT SPIRIT. 1576 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:04,180 I AM TALKING ABOUT ASSISTANT CHEER COACH ROLAND SHARP. 1577 01:18:04,748 --> 01:18:06,349 (crowd cheering) 1578 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:10,086 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 1579 01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:12,188 INSPIRE AND ELECTRIFY. GO! 1580 01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:16,392 (Sharp) ALL RIGHT. 1581 01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:17,493 (woman) BRING IT. 1582 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,228 UH, 1583 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,498 THIS TORCH RIGHT HERE REPRESENTS 1584 01:18:22,565 --> 01:18:25,001 THE SPIRIT BURNIN' DEEP WITHIN THE HEART 1585 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:27,871 OF EACH AND EVERY LONGHORN THAT NEVER CAN BE EXTINGUISHED. 1586 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,305 (whooshing) 1587 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:40,349 ALL RIGHT. 1588 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,852 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE 1589 01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:45,388 YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR LONGHORNS EMERGE VICTORIOUS. 1590 01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:46,856 (crowd) YEAH. 1591 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,992 YOU WANT TO SEE THEM DOMINATE THE FOOTBALL FIELD 1592 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,093 (crowd cheering) 1593 01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,762 AND WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME. 1594 01:18:55,598 --> 01:18:59,202 WELL, THEN IT'S UP TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US TO HELP 'EM. 1595 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:00,403 WE GOT TO RAISE 'EM UP. 1596 01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:01,670 (crowd agreeing) 1597 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:04,007 WE GOT TO HOIST THEM HIGH 1598 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,509 TO PUT THEM ON A PLATFORM OF POSITIVITY. 1599 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,446 ANY FOOL CAN FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU'RE WINNING. 1600 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:13,316 BUT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN 27 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER, 1601 01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:16,652 YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF, "WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" 1602 01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:18,187 I TELL YOU WHO I'M GOING TO CALL, 1603 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,755 AND THAT'S THESE LADIES RIGHT HERE. 1604 01:19:19,823 --> 01:19:21,257 (crowd cheering) 1605 01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:23,927 THEY'RE THE MOST SPIRITED GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES I'VE EVER SEEN 1606 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,462 OR HAD A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW AND HAD THE PRIVILEGE 1607 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:28,197 OF COMING IN CONTACT WITH. 1608 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:30,900 PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION! 1609 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,501 (crowd roaring) 1610 01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:52,455 (Anne) OK, NOW CAN I GET A WITNESS? THIS MAN HAS GOT THE SPIRIT. 1611 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,358 SWEAR TO GOD, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA START SPEAKING IN TONGUES. 1612 01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,726 NO, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT "PLATFORM OF POSITIVITY"? 1613 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,696 I WAS GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO STEAL THE LIMELIGHT. 1614 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:02,298 (girl groaning) 1615 01:20:03,732 --> 01:20:05,268 I THINK SHARP JUST MADE A JOKE. 1616 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,971 IT'S MORE OF A JAPE OR A JEST, BUT STILL, IT'S PROGRESS. 1617 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:09,105 (Teresa) CAN WE GO TO THE PARTY? 1618 01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:11,474 NEGATIVO, BABY. 1619 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:15,778 (Teresa) HEY, PLEASE. WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GET OVER YOURSELVES? 1620 01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:18,581 NOBODY, I REPEAT, NOBODY IS TRYING TO KILL US. 1621 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,856 GET OUT OF THIS VAN, RIGHT NOW! LET'S GO! 1622 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:28,457 COME ON. 1623 01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:32,161 THIS THING IS NOT WORKING. IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M STUCK. 1624 01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,762 (Sharp) LET'S GO! 1625 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,932 I'M STUCK! I CAN'T GET OUT! I'M STUCK! 1626 01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:38,935 (Sharp) GET DOWN! 1627 01:20:39,002 --> 01:20:40,636 (girls screaming) 1628 01:20:42,738 --> 01:20:44,407 (glass shattering) 1629 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,186 OK, MAYBE SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO KILL US. 1630 01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,758 HOW DID THEY, LIKE, FIND US? 1631 01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:05,261 (Sharp) THEY LOOKED FOR US. 1632 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:06,362 WHAT ABOUT EMMA? 1633 01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:07,796 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I AM. 1634 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,398 YES, SIR, SHE DOES. 1635 01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:11,367 SHE CALLED LAST NIGHT ON THE HOUSE PHONE. 1636 01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:13,069 OOPS. 1637 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:15,304 SHE WAS RETURNING MY CALL. 1638 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,672 WAS THAT A MISTAKE? 1639 01:21:18,507 --> 01:21:20,309 (sighing) 1640 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,978 GET THEM UPSTAIRS. 1641 01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:24,347 COME ON, LET'S GO, NOW. COME ON. 1642 01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:26,782 COME ON, MOVE. 1643 01:21:26,849 --> 01:21:27,917 (beep) 1644 01:21:27,984 --> 01:21:29,518 (phone ringing) 1645 01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:33,122 (cell phone ringing) 1646 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,223 HELLO? 1647 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,291 WHERE YOU AT? 1648 01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:36,359 I'M AT HOME. 1649 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,261 WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 1650 01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,829 DAD, I TOLD YOU. SHE AND KEITH WENT TO CANCUN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 1651 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,798 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHECK UP ON ME. 1652 01:21:42,865 --> 01:21:44,467 YOUR FRIEND FROM THE F.B.I. IS HERE. HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 1653 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,936 LET ME TALK TO HIM. 1654 01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,406 HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 1655 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,742 HEY, SHARP. HOW ARE YOUR WITNESSES DOIN'? 1656 01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:55,011 EVERYONE SAFE? 1657 01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,412 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 1658 01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:58,447 GOOD, GOOD. YEAH, I WAS JUST TELLING EMMA HERE 1659 01:21:58,514 --> 01:22:00,950 THAT A PRETTY DESPERATE GUY OUT THERE IS TRYING TO COVER A CRIME 1660 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:04,320 AND IF HE COULDN'T GET TO YOU, HE MIGHT COME LOOKING FOR HER. 1661 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:05,454 DON'T WORRY. 1662 01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:06,855 I'M HERE NOW, AND EVERYTHING'S COOL. 1663 01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:10,994 EMMA DOLL, IS THERE ANY MORE COFFEE? 1664 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:12,161 YES, SURE, MR. ZANE. 1665 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:13,829 (Zane) THANK YOU. 1666 01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:20,669 I'M A DEAD MAN, SHARP. 1667 01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:22,571 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WITNESSES ANYMORE. 1668 01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:26,242 ALL I WANT IS THE MONEY BALL STOLE FROM CORTLAND. 1669 01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:30,246 ALL RIGHT, THE NIGHT YOU ARRESTED BALL, YOU TOOK A KEY FROM HIM. 1670 01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:31,580 YEAH. 1671 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,882 GOOD. HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 1672 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:37,020 YOU GO TO THE BANK, TAKE THE MONEY OUT OF THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX, 1673 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:39,288 PUT THE MONEY IN A DUFFLE BAG, 1674 01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:40,856 GET IN YOUR TRUCK 1675 01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:44,527 AND MEET ME IN EAGLE PASS NEAR THE BORDER AT 2:00 P.M. 1676 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:47,130 ONLY YOU, SHARP. NO ONE ELSE. 1677 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,383 (man chattering in Spanish over P.A. system) 1678 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,093 (cell phone ringing) 1679 01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:21,164 (Zane) PUT YOUR KEYS IN THE BAG 1680 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:22,931 AND GET OUT OF THE TRUCK WITH THE MONEY. 1681 01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:34,643 BAG ON THE GROUND. 1682 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:37,880 PUT YOUR WEAPON IN THE BAG. 1683 01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:43,552 PUT YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE BAG, 1684 01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,054 GET BACK IN THE TRUCK, 1685 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:47,690 AND HANDCUFF YOURSELF TO THE STEERING WHEEL. 1686 01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:51,727 DON'T TRY ANY TRICKS, SHARP. I WILL SHOOT HER RIGHT HERE AND NOW. 1687 01:24:00,002 --> 01:24:01,337 (clinking) 1688 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:09,845 (clicking) 1689 01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:12,181 (man chattering over P.A. system) 1690 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,129 THANKS, ROLAND. YOU'RE A GOOD PARENT. 1691 01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:29,798 (man over P.A. system) PLEASE BOARD IMMEDIATELY. 1692 01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:31,900 THIS IS THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT 1693 01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:35,971 FOR THE BUS LEAVING FOR LAREDO, NUEVO LAREDO... 1694 01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:40,676 (inaudible) 1695 01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:43,646 WHAT THE HELL? 1696 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:46,014 (engine revving) 1697 01:24:48,217 --> 01:24:49,752 (Sharp) WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE? 1698 01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:50,919 BARB'S GOT A PLAN. 1699 01:24:50,986 --> 01:24:52,588 BARB HAS A PLAN? 1700 01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:55,358 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 1701 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,860 I SPENT A YEAR IN JUVENILE DETENTION FOR STEALING CARS. 1702 01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:00,263 IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE. 1703 01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:09,037 HOW'D Y'ALL GET HERE? 1704 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:10,606 BRAND-NEW CAR. 1705 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:27,022 (people chattering) 1706 01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:47,610 (breathing hard) 1707 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:49,645 (mimicking woman in labor) 1708 01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:51,013 (breathing hard) 1709 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:52,147 (groans) 1710 01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:54,950 I THINK I'M HAVING THE BABY. 1711 01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:58,521 (muffled chattering) 1712 01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,122 I CAN'T. 1713 01:26:00,189 --> 01:26:01,690 EVIE, GET IT TOGETHER. 1714 01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:03,626 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. JUST BREATHE. 1715 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,594 COME ON. BREATHE. READY? 1716 01:26:11,434 --> 01:26:13,101 DRIVER, STOP THE BUS! 1717 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,403 MY FRIEND'S HAVING A BABY! 1718 01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:23,479 I DID IT! 1719 01:26:26,482 --> 01:26:27,850 (tires squealing) 1720 01:26:29,652 --> 01:26:31,687 (yelling in Spanish) 1721 01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:34,022 I HAVE TO GET OFF EL AUTOBUS! 1722 01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:36,859 I HAVE TO HAVE MY BABY IN AMERICA! 1723 01:26:36,925 --> 01:26:38,594 I'VE GOT THE BAGS. 1724 01:26:40,663 --> 01:26:42,030 (screaming) 1725 01:26:42,097 --> 01:26:44,267 (speaking Spanish) 1726 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,735 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S MY BAG. 1727 01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:48,871 UH, NO, NO, IT'S MINE. 1728 01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:50,806 (Zane) IT'S MY BAG. 1729 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:51,974 (squeaking) 1730 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,142 (clanking) 1731 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,646 HI, EMMA. WE'RE FRIENDS OF YOUR DAD'S, SO JUST FOLLOW ME, OK? 1732 01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,782 LOOK, IT'S MY BAG, OK? 1733 01:26:59,848 --> 01:27:01,183 DROP THE BAG. 1734 01:27:01,250 --> 01:27:02,651 IT'S MY BAG! 1735 01:27:03,519 --> 01:27:04,987 DROP THE BAG. 1736 01:27:10,493 --> 01:27:12,160 (people screaming) 1737 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:16,899 (Emma grunting) 1738 01:27:16,965 --> 01:27:18,000 YOU OK? YEAH. 1739 01:27:20,168 --> 01:27:22,705 (people yelling) 1740 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:25,107 IT'S JUST LIKE DISMOUNTING A STRETCH PYRAMID. 1741 01:27:25,173 --> 01:27:27,042 OFF THE BUS! OFF THE BUS! 1742 01:27:27,109 --> 01:27:28,511 YOU READY? 1743 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:29,678 1, 2. 1744 01:27:32,281 --> 01:27:33,782 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 1745 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:35,784 (all) COME ON, EMMA. 1746 01:27:35,851 --> 01:27:38,421 ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? I'M A MATH MAJOR. 1747 01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:39,722 MOVE IT! 1748 01:27:40,689 --> 01:27:42,791 YOU, TOO! OFF THE BUS, NOW! 1749 01:27:48,230 --> 01:27:49,732 (all) COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! 1750 01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:50,899 JUMP! 1751 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,102 (girls squealing) 1752 01:27:54,169 --> 01:27:55,804 (bus engine revving) 1753 01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:57,205 (tires skidding) 1754 01:27:58,173 --> 01:27:59,308 (glass shattering) 1755 01:28:05,481 --> 01:28:07,916 (tires squealing) 1756 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:10,018 (woman talking in Spanish) 1757 01:28:14,990 --> 01:28:16,725 (people chattering) 1758 01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:21,530 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1759 01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:31,006 I'M FINE. 1760 01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:41,049 (tires squealing) 1761 01:28:52,561 --> 01:28:54,029 (car honking) 1762 01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:07,109 (engine revving) 1763 01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:14,583 (tires screeching) 1764 01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:27,162 (tires skidding) 1765 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:40,175 (glass shattering) 1766 01:29:43,579 --> 01:29:44,913 (grunting) 1767 01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:48,016 (breathing hard) 1768 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:50,018 (tires squealing) 1769 01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,460 (Zane grunting) 1770 01:30:18,681 --> 01:30:20,182 (bell ringing) 1771 01:30:21,049 --> 01:30:22,317 (alarm blaring) 1772 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,191 (guard) HALT, SENOR. 1773 01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:46,842 (man chattering over radio) 1774 01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:58,854 COME ON, EDDIE, 1775 01:30:58,921 --> 01:31:00,222 THERE'S DOCTORS, AIR CONDITIONIN', 1776 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,857 AND 3 MEALS A DAY BACK IN TOWN. 1777 01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:03,692 AND I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY. 1778 01:31:05,994 --> 01:31:07,830 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME, SHARP. 1779 01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,239 (gunshot) 1780 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,306 (all gasping) 1781 01:31:18,373 --> 01:31:19,708 (grunting) 1782 01:31:19,775 --> 01:31:20,843 GOD! 1783 01:31:21,710 --> 01:31:22,811 DAMN. 1784 01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:35,558 (siren wailing) 1785 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,796 (reporters clamoring) 1786 01:31:57,079 --> 01:31:58,881 LOOKIN' SHARP, SHARP. 1787 01:31:59,481 --> 01:32:00,983 I--I DON'T KNOW. 1788 01:32:01,049 --> 01:32:02,851 MAYBE WE SHOULD DO ANOTHER MASK. 1789 01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:06,021 (Barb) OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. I ALMOST FORGOT. 1790 01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:08,891 (Barb chuckling) 1791 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,025 OH, CUTE. 1792 01:32:10,092 --> 01:32:11,393 (grunting) 1793 01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:14,429 (screaming) OH, MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY. DAMN IT. 1794 01:32:14,496 --> 01:32:17,399 THE LANGUAGE! HELLO, WE'RE IN A CHURCH. 1795 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,937 LOOK AT YOU. 1796 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:24,873 HEY, YOU GUYS. UH, 1797 01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,909 COULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND? 1798 01:32:26,975 --> 01:32:27,976 (Heather) SURE. 1799 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:30,178 YEAH, OK. DON'T BE NERVOUS. 1800 01:32:30,245 --> 01:32:34,783 OH, YEAH, AND SHARP, REMEMBER, INSPIRE AND ELECTRIFY, OK? 1801 01:32:34,850 --> 01:32:36,384 SEE YOU. GREAT. 1802 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:40,889 (sighing) 1803 01:32:40,956 --> 01:32:43,258 I--I FEEL LIKE A FREAK SHOW IN THIS DRESS. 1804 01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:44,660 PRETTIEST FREAK SHOW I EVER SAW. 1805 01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:46,829 (chuckling) WAIT TILL THEY SEE YOU AT VASSAR. 1806 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,597 ACTUALLY, UM, 1807 01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:50,065 I WAS THINKING OF TURNING VASSAR DOWN 1808 01:32:50,132 --> 01:32:52,134 AND ACTUALLY JUST BECOMING A CHEERLEADER. 1809 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,805 DAD, THAT WAS A JOKE. 1810 01:32:56,872 --> 01:33:00,242 OH, A JOKE. THAT'S--THAT'S WHY I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. 1811 01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:09,151 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 1812 01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:15,423 (sighing) I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. 1813 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:19,327 DEARLY BELOVED, 1814 01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:22,597 WE ARE GATHERED HERE FOR THIS MOST 1815 01:33:22,665 --> 01:33:27,069 SPLENDIFEROUS AND LOQUACIOUS OCCASION 1816 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:31,439 TO JOIN THIS COUPLE IN HOLY MATRIMONY. 1817 01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:35,343 NOW, ROLAND, 1818 01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:39,782 DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE THIS WOMAN, AND-D-D-D-D 1819 01:33:39,848 --> 01:33:42,785 BEFORE YOU ANSWER, REMEMBER THAT, UH... 1820 01:33:43,752 --> 01:33:45,120 * LOVE IS 1821 01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:48,023 * WALKIN' TOGETHER 1822 01:33:48,757 --> 01:33:50,392 * WHY 1823 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,694 * LOVE IS 1824 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:54,697 * TALKIN' TOGETHER 1825 01:33:55,563 --> 01:33:56,832 * WHY 1826 01:33:56,899 --> 01:33:58,100 * LOVE IS 1827 01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:01,003 * SINGIN' TOGETHER, OOH * 1828 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:02,137 (whispering) PERCY! 1829 01:34:02,204 --> 01:34:03,839 YEAH, UH, UM... 1830 01:34:03,906 --> 01:34:05,073 GET ON WITH IT. 1831 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:07,710 (clearing throat) SURE, BUT OF COURSE. 1832 01:34:07,776 --> 01:34:09,277 (clearing throat) WELL, DO YOU? 1833 01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:10,345 I DO. 1834 01:34:10,412 --> 01:34:11,780 AND, MOLLY, 1835 01:34:13,015 --> 01:34:15,317 RADIANT, BEAUTIFUL MOLLY. 1836 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:20,088 MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY. GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY. 1837 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:23,158 WAP-BABALOO-BAM-BA- WAP-BAM-BOOM. 1838 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:27,329 DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE ROLAND 1839 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,700 WHEN HE IS ODIFEROUS, 1840 01:34:31,767 --> 01:34:34,236 INDIFFERENT, BELLIGERENT? 1841 01:34:34,302 --> 01:34:35,403 I DO. 1842 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:37,339 YOU DO? 1843 01:34:37,405 --> 01:34:38,506 I DO. 1844 01:34:38,573 --> 01:34:40,042 GOOD, WELL. 1845 01:34:40,108 --> 01:34:41,576 (clearing throat) 1846 01:34:41,643 --> 01:34:45,113 BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME IN THE STATE OF TEXAS, 1847 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,582 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 1848 01:34:47,649 --> 01:34:49,417 YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE. 1849 01:34:56,124 --> 01:34:57,459 (whooping) 1850 01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:08,536 COME ON, Y'ALL, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 1851 01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:12,174 * HEY, HO 1852 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,777 (chorus) * YEAH, TALKING ABOUT LOVE 1853 01:35:39,034 --> 01:35:41,136 *(choir continues singing) 1854 01:35:50,813 --> 01:35:52,314 WHOO. 1855 01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:53,715 WHO PUT THIS TABLE HERE?