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SAYS YOUR SOURCE GOT RELIGION
WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAN.

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YOU TRUST HIM?

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NO.

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SHARP, WE'RE GOIN'
TO A CHURCH.

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THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T
BRING A HELICOPTER.

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EVERYBODY, GET YOUR HANDS UP.

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NOW KEEP 'EM UP

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AND SAY, "HEY!"

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HEY!

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SAY, "OH!"

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OH!

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ALL RIGHT. THEN GO AHEAD.

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WE HAVE LEARNED
FROM THE 3 WISE MEN,

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THE O'JAYS,

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EDDIE, WALTER,
AND, UH, THE OTHER GUY

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THAT THERE IS A TRAIN COMIN'

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AND IT IS A TRAIN OF LOVE.

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MICHAEL ROWED
HIS BOAT ASHORE.

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* HALLELUJAH *

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BECAUSE HE, TOO,
WANTED TO GET OFF
THAT WATER

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AND GET ON THE TRAIN.

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HAD THE TICKET.

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* OH, MICHAEL GOT OFF-A
AND RODE THE TRAIN *

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* HE RODE THE TRAIN OF LOVE

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* ROLLIN' DOWN THE TRACKS-A

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* THE TRAIN OF LOVE

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* WHERE EVERYBODY
WAS HOLDIN' HANDS *

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* AND GETTIN' THEIR LOVE ON *

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AND I, TOO, WANT TO BE
ON THAT SAME TRAIN.

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SO I WILL SEE EVERYONE
NEXT WEEK.

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HOPEFULLY.

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* GOD BE WITH YOU *

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HALLELUJAH!

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PERCY STEVENS.
WHAT'S IT BEEN?

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3 TO 5 YEARS WITH TIME OFF
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR?

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SHARP, HOW ARE YOU?

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THIS IS A CHURCH, ALL RIGHT?

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A PLACE THAT'S SACRED.

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AND IT SHALL REMAIN
UNTAINTED.

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WE'RE LOOKING
FOR AN OLD CELLMATE
OF YOURS

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NAMED MORGAN BALL.
YOU SEEN HIM?

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HE'S A KEY WITNESS
IN ONE OF MY CASES.

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OH, COME ON, MAN.

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I DON'T HANG
WITH THAT CROWD ANYMORE.

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I AM A PROPHET
IN A NONPROFIT WORLD.

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*(Hustle on up to Jesus
by Tree Adams playing)

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* YOU GOT TO MOVE
WHEN HE CALLS YOU *

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* PICK UP THAT DIME

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* YOU GOT TO
HUSTLE ON UP TO JESUS
WITH A SIGN *

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AREN'T YOU WORRIED
ABOUT HIM GETTIN' AWAY?

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I'M MORE WORRIED
ABOUT HIM HAVING
A HEART ATTACK.

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* COME ON AND LOOK FOR JESUS

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* YOU GOT TO MOVE
WHEN HE CALLS YOU *

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* PICK UP THAT DIME

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* YOU GOT TO
HUSTLE ON UP TO JESUS *

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YOU WANT ME TO CALL
AN AMBULANCE FOR YOU?

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LOOK, MAN,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW

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WHY I'M RUNNIN'
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ALL RIGHT?

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I'M ON GOD'S SIDE NOW.

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GIVE US THE PHONE, PERCY.

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MAN, WHY ARE YOU ALL
TREATING ME LIKE
I'M SOME LITTLE PUNK KID?

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ALL RIGHT?

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BESIDES, THE LORD SAYS:

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"HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN
CAST THE FIRST STONE."

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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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IT SLIPPED.

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WHERE'S THE DAMN PHONE AT?

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HOLY COW!

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IT'S--IT'S A MUSICAL COW.
LOOK AT IT. IT'S A MIRACLE.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PARTING
OF THE RED SEA.

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OR, UH... OR THE TIME
I SAW MIKE TYSON'S FACE
IN A TACO.

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WHAT IS HE DOIN'?
WHAT IS HE DOIN'?

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NO. I KNOW HE'S NOT
ABOUT TO DO THAT.

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NO. COME ON, MAN.

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HE--HE GONNA REALLY PUT
HIS HAND UP THAT COW?

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
IT'S AGAINST
THE COW'S RIGHTS, MAN.

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WHAT'S UP WITH THE...
EW! EW!

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ALL THE WAY--
IN THE HAND...

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OH! IT'S FOR YOU.

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HELLO.

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HEY, HEY, HEY, MORGAN.
CALM--CALM DOWN, MAN.

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ALL UNITS, STAND BY
FOR THE WHEREABOUTS
OF OUR FRIEND MORGAN BALL.

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THEY'RE COMIN' IN.

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TEXAS RANGERS LOOKING
FOR MORGAN BALL!

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SURE HOPE WE DON'T HAVE
THE WRONG HOUSE!

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GO TO HELL!

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MORGAN, DON'T RUN.

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(dispatcher chattering
on radio)

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EDDIE ZANE, F.B.I.

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HOW THE HELL
DID THAT FIRE START?

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I DON'T KNOW.
WE HEARD SOME SHOTS.

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WHO'S IN THERE?

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SHARP AND SWANSON.

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CHRIST.

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HEY!

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN
THOSE BARRELS, RIGHT?

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ONE WRONG SHOT
AND WE COULD ALL GO.

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LOOK, BALL,
YOU HAVE 3 CHOICES:

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A: YOU COULD STAY
IN THIS HELLHOLE
AND BURN TO DEATH.

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B: YOU CAN COME WITH US
AND TESTIFY
AGAINST JOHN CORTLAND.

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A AND B SUCK.

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WHAT ABOUT C?

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C IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.

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TAKE IT EASY.

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I'M SURE THERE'S A WAY
WE CAN WORK OUT
THIS WHOLE THING.

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SEEMS LIKE IT'S PRETTY
WELL WORKED OUT TO ME.

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I GOT MONEY.
LOTS OF MONEY.

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IF YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE,
I'LL MAKE YOU BOTH RICH.

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LOOK, SEE THIS KEY?
IT'S YOURS.

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THANK YOU.
I'LL PUT THAT IN EVIDENCE.

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LOOK, I CAN'T TESTIFY.

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CORTLAND WILL KILL ME.
IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE.

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LET'S GO OUTSIDE
AND TALK IT OVER.

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YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME.

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NICE JOB, SHARP.

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WHAT'S THAT THEY SAY?
"TEXAS RANGERS
ALWAYS GET THEIR MAN"?

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THAT'S THE ROYAL CANADIAN
MOUNTED POLICE.

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YOU BOTH HAVE FUNNY HATS
AND FUNNY BOOTS.
WHO CAN TELL YOU APART?

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LONG TIME, EDDIE.

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MORE THAN 5 YEARS.

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MARGARET SWANSON, EDDIE ZANE.

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HE'S WITH
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF IDIOTS.

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I'D HAVE BECOME A RANGER
IF THEY SAID MY PARTNER
WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU.

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IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN A RANGER,
YOU'D HAVE CAUGHT
THIS BASTARD BY YOURSELF.

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THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING
ABOUT WORKING
FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

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OTHER PEOPLE DO
YOUR GRUNT WORK FOR YOU.

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HOW'S YOUR DAUGHTER DOING?
DOING REAL GOOD.

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EXCUSE ME,
I'M BLEEDING HERE.

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GET DOWN!

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YOU'RE GONNA BE OK.
JUST HANG IN THERE.
E.M.T. IS ON THE WAY.

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(dispatcher chattering
on radio)

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OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
IT IS SO HOT OUT THERE.

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I'M SO HOT,
I THINK I'M SWEATY.

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OH, GOD. I NEED
TO GET SOME AIR.

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OH, MY GOD.
YOU GUYS, COME HERE.

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WHAT?

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JUST COME HERE.

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GUYS, COME HERE.
SHH. COME HERE.

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I THINK THIS GUY
GOT MUGGED OR SOMETHING.

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WHAT?
WHERE?

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OOH, SHOULD WE CALL THE COPS?

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NO, NO, NO.

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I THINK THIS GUY'S
COMING TO HELP HIM.

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ONCE AGAIN, PUT IT TOGETHER

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FOR THE LOVELY LADIES
OF YOUR TEXAS LONGHORN
CHEER SQUAD.

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

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I HEARD A SHOT.
I TURNED THE CORNER,
I GOT CLIPPED.

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DID YOU GET
A GOOD LOOK AT HIM?

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NO.

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HELLO.

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YOU OK?

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I'M FINE.

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OH, I--I ORDERED FOR YOU.

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GOOD.

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MEDIUM RARE, RIGHT?
YEAH.

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HOW'S SCHOOL?

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AH, YOU KNOW.
THE USUAL.

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HOW'S YOUR MOM?

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I WOULDN'T REALLY KNOW.

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SHE AND KEITH
TOOK UP SCUBA DIVING.

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ANYWAY, SHE WAS
CLEANING THE HOUSE

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AND SHE WANTED YOU
TO HAVE THESE.

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UH, THIS IS
A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE

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OF YOU AND YOUR MOM
THERE IN LITTLE BATHING SUITS.

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OH, THERE'S THAT DONKEY.

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I KEEP LOOKIN' FOR
A PICTURE OF YOU AND ME,

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BUT I GUESS I WAS ALWAYS
TAKIN' THE PICTURES.

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NO, YOU WERE
JUST NEVER THERE.

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OR THAT.

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SO, I'M--I'M APPLYING
TO A FEW COLLEGES.

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RICE, S.M.U. AND...

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SHARP.

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YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY.

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LOOK, I'VE GOT TO, UM...

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GO. I GET IT.

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SORRY.

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I'M FINE.

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LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY.

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YES, SIR.

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HELL, AIN'T IT?

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YES, SIR.

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THEY SAID YOU HAD
SOME WITNESSES.

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YEAH, THEY CAME
WALTZING IN HERE
ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO.

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SAID THEY SAW
THE WHOLE THING.

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ANYBODY ELSE
KNOW ABOUT THIS?

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NO.

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CAN WE KEEP IT THAT WAY?
I'M TIRED OF BEING SHOT AT.

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YOU BET.

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WHO ARE YOUR WITNESSES?

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CHEERLEADERS.

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YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE COULD BE
ON THE NEWS.

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I'M NOT TALKING LOCAL.
I'M THINKING MAYBE
KATIE COURIC OR OPRAH.

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WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
I NEED TO GET TO THE LIBRARY.

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NOW I'LL NEVER GET
MY PSYCH PAPER DONE.

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I'LL JUST KEEP SEEING
HIS HEAD EXPLODE.

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EVIE, REMEMBER
WHAT WE SAID, ALL RIGHT?

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YOU GOT TO BREATHE.
YOU GOT TO BREATHE.

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LET AIR IN, AND NOW
LET THAT AIR OUT, OK?

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I TOTALLY HAVE
A DOUBLE CHIN.

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I DON'T TRUST COPS.

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WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING
TILL OUR LAWYERS GET HERE.

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WE DON'T NEED LAWYERS.
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

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RELAX, EVERYBODY.
LOOK, WE JUST CAME HERE
TO TELL 'EM WHAT WE SAW.

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DO WE HAVE TO?

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00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,628
YES.

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AS CHEERLEADERS,
WE'RE ROLE MODELS
TO THE COMMUNITY AT LARGE.

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IF WE DON'T DO
THE RIGHT THING,
HOW CAN WE EXPECT OTHERS TO?

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NOW I'M GONNA THROW UP.

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I'M NOT GONNA BE
STAYING HERE
ALL NIGHT LONG.

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LOOK, WHY DON'T WE
JUST TELL THESE PEOPLE

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THAT WE NEED
TO RESCHEDULE
FOR TOMORROW?

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WELL, I CAN'T DO MORNING.
I'M HAVING MY LEGS WAXED.

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I HAVE
A BIOCHEM LAB
AT NOON.

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WELL, I'M GOOD
BETWEEN 2:30 AND 4:00.

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WOULD THAT WORK
FOR EVERYBODY?

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DON'T WORK FOR ME.

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00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,254
AND WHO ARE YOU?

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ROLAND SHARP, TEXAS RANGER.

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OH, MY GOD.
DO YOU KNOW DEREK JETER?

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NO, HE MEANS
THE OTHER TEXAS RANGERS.

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YOU KNOW,
LIKE THE LONE RANGER.

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OH, HE HAD
THAT COOL INDIAN FRIEND.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

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TONTO?

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HE WAS HOT.

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WHY DON'T GUYS
WEAR LOINCLOTHS ANYMORE?

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A TEXAS RANGER
WAS SHOT THIS EVENING

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IN CONNECTION
TO THE MURDER
YOU WITNESSED.

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00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,276
ANYTHING YOU REMEMBER,
NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT

231
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,644
MAY BE OF
THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

232
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,517
OH, DO YOU WANT A PIECE?

233
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,718
NO, I DO NOT.

234
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,952
WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE GUM?

235
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,055
NO. CHEWING GUM
IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT FACTOR

236
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,490
IN THE DECLINE
OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.

237
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,026
THE DECLINE OF WHAT?

238
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,294
WHEN PEOPLE CHEW GUM,
NOBODY CAN READ
THEIR EXPRESSIONS.

239
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,563
LIKE WITH BOTOX.

240
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,574
I LIKE AN OLDER MAN
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.

241
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,944
ALL RIGHT.

242
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,480
WE SHOULD SO NOT
GET INVOLVED IN THIS.

243
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,649
OH, GOD, HERE SHE GOES AGAIN.

244
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,916
SHE DO THIS A LOT?

245
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,185
WHENEVER SHE GETS NERVOUS.

246
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,654
SHE DROPS, LIKE,
10 POUNDS AROUND FINALS.

247
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,789
CAN ANYBODY DESCRIBE
THE PERPETRATOR?

248
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,658
"PERPETRATOR"?

249
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,926
THE BAD MAN WITH THE GUN.

250
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,395
OH, ACTUALLY,
HE WAS KIND OF CUTE.

251
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,198
HMM. GROSS.
HE WAS A TOTAL SKANK.

252
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,367
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
I'D GIVE HIM A 4.

253
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,603
NO, A RUTHLESS KILLER'S
KIND OF SEXY.
I GIVE HIM AN 8.

254
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,306
LET'S TRY TO CONCENTRATE.
HOW TALL WAS HE?

255
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,108
AVERAGE.
LIKE, UM, 5'10".

256
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,043
NO WAY. 6'2" AT LEAST.

257
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,778
I THOUGHT HE WAS
KIND OF SHORT.

258
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,646
WHAT ABOUT HIS HAIR?

259
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,215
DEFINITELY NEEDS
TO RETHINK HIS CUT.

260
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,450
I MEAN THE COLOR
OF HIS HAIR.

261
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,087
IT WAS DARK. DARK.
ALMOST BLACK.

262
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,454
NAH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS BLOND.

263
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,889
WHAT?

264
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,392
THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS BAD.

265
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,993
DID HE HAVE ANY

266
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,797
DISTINCTIVE
FACIAL CHARACTERISTICS?

267
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,572
SIDEBURNS

268
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,908
OH! THERE MIGHT'VE
BEEN A MOUSTACHE.

269
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,010
NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

270
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,579
WAS I THE ONLY ONE
WHO SAW A GOATEE?

271
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,593
MMM-MMM-MMM.
LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

272
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,096
YOU GUYS, WAIT.

273
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,898
Ew.

274
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,234
OH, WAIT.

275
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,170
LOOKS LIKE YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND,
BROOK BURTON.

276
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,971
NO, HE DOESN'T.

277
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,342
MORNING, CAP.

278
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,843
THE DIXIE CHICKS HERE

279
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,448
LOOKED AT 5,759 MUG SHOTS
LAST NIGHT.

280
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,886
WEE. LOOK AT THIS BAD BOY.

281
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,788
MMM. HE IS YUMMY!

282
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,891
HE'S KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN
THE UNABOMBER
AND MARK WAHLBERG.

283
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,764
I NOW KNOW
THE HOTTIE RATING
OF EVERY EX-CONVICT

284
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,467
IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES.

285
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,437
BEEN UP ALL NIGHT,
HAVEN'T LEARNED
A GODDAMN THING.

286
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,506
OH, PLEASE TELL ME

287
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,142
THIS SWEET THING
IS OUT ON PAROLE.
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FINE.

288
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,577
GIRL, GOOD.

289
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,345
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS,
I THINK THIS GUY

290
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,181
IS IN MY POLI-SCI CLASS.

291
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,750
THEY ALL SAID
THEY COULD ID THAT FELLER
IF THEY SAW HIM AGAIN.

292
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,426
THAT'S A 2-WAY MIRROR, GIRL.

293
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,828
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU.

294
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096
I KNOW.

295
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,602
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

296
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,674
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.

297
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,483
I FEEL REALLY

298
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,720
OLD.

299
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,057
EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN.

300
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:22,061
THE, UH, G-GOVERNOR'S
OFFICE JUST CALLED.

301
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,031
GOOD.

302
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,906
THANKS FOR COMING, FELLAS.

303
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,343
I'M GETTIN'
SOME PHONE CALLS
FROM SOME DADDIES

304
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,010
THAT ARE WORRIED
ABOUT THEIR DAUGHTERS.

305
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,146
THEY HAVE GOOD REASON
TO BE CONCERNED, SIR.

306
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,648
IF CORTLAND FINDS OUT
THERE'S ANY WITNESSES,

307
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,683
HE'LL COME AFTER 'EM
SURE AS HELL.

308
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,453
GENTLEMEN, I TOLD THOSE GUYS
WE'D TAKE CARE
OF THEIR DAUGHTERS.

309
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,554
STAY WITH THEM.

310
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,621
YES, SIR.

311
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,357
GOOD LUCK, ROLAND.

312
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,728
*(Country Girl
by DF Dub playing)

313
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,331
* AW YEA, TELL YA A STORY

314
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,167
* BOUT A COUNTRY GIRL

315
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,270
* AW YEA, SHE WAS
A COUNTRY GIRL *

316
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,972
* FROM CLEBURNE TEXAS,
IN A BIG CITY *

317
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,407
* AND SHE LIKED MY NECKLACE

318
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,142
* SO WE STARTED TALKIN'
WHILE WE TOOK A RIDE *

319
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,879
* IN DA BIG PICK-UP TRUCK
AND MY HAT WAS TO DA SIDE *

320
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,247
* SHE WAS
A COUNTRY GIRL *

321
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,948
* FROM THE CLASS OF '96

322
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,884
* A BIG BOOTY
WITH SOME BIG OL' COUNTRY *

323
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,153
IS THE TALLER BLOND...
IS THAT ANNE OR BARB?
I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES.

324
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,822
HE-BAT.
"HE" WHAT?

325
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,524
HE-BAT.
IT'S A MNEMONIC DEVICE, SON.

326
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,293
HEATHER, EVIE,
BARBARA, ANNE, TERESA.

327
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328
HE-BAT.

328
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,297
THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL
A PLAINCLOTHES OPERATION.

329
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,300
TAKE YOUR HAT OFF.
CONCEAL YOUR BADGE.
TRY TO LOOK NORMAL.

330
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,168
YES, SIR. AND IF I MAY, SIR,
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU

331
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,737
FOR TAKING ME ALONG
ON THIS ONE, SIR.

332
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,539
THAT'S THE 3RD TIME TODAY
YOU'VE THANKED ME,

333
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,073
AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY
AT THIS POINT

334
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,343
I FEEL THE FULL BRUNT
OF YOUR GRATITUDE.

335
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,713
THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR.

336
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,548
GET IN THE DAMN VAN.

337
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,619
YOU, MOVE OVER.

338
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,021
YOU THINK YOU COULD
TURN SOME MUSIC ON
OR SOMETHING?

339
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,829
TURN THE MOTOR OFF.

340
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,996
PROBLEM, SIR?

341
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,598
WE DON'T HAVE
A SECURE CABIN.

342
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,568
THIS VEHICLE WILL NOT MOVE
UNTIL ALL THESE LADIES
BUCKLE UP.

343
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,836
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

344
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,071
ONE THING YOU'LL LEARN
ABOUT ME IS I DO NOT KID,

345
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,173
OR JEST, OR JOKE, OR JAPE,

346
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,908
OR QUIP.

347
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,683
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WAITING
ON YOU, TERESA.

348
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,052
I SAW THAT.

349
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,394
I SAW THAT, TOO.

350
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,264
I SEE EVERYTHING.

351
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,942
MR. CORTLAND, DO YOU EXPECT
ANY FURTHER CHARGES

352
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,578
TO BE FILED AGAINST YOU?

353
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,246
MR. CORTLAND, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THE VERDICT?

354
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,082
AFTER FAILING
TO PRODUCE
ANY EVIDENCE,

355
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,486
THE GOVERNMENT HAS
DROPPED ALL CHARGES
AGAINST JOHN W. CORTLAND.

356
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,188
NEEDLESS TO SAY,
MY CLIENT IS PLEASED
WITH THIS OUTCOME.

357
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,957
WHAT ABOUT THE MURDER
OF A KEY GOVERNMENT WITNESS
LAST NIGHT?

358
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,826
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
MR. CORTLAND IS ANXIOUS

359
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,361
TO GET HOME TO HIS FAMILY.

360
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,029
NO FURTHER COMMENT.

361
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,499
ARE YOU DENYING ANY
PRIOR KNOWLEDGE, MR. CORTLAND?

362
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,214
ZANE.

363
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,617
IT'S ME. I STILL DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY BALL STOLE FROM ME.

364
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,219
AND THE SHOOTER
YOU BROUGHT IN
SHOT A RANGER.

365
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,422
I COVERED FOR HIM.
THE JOB GOT DONE.

366
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,525
EVEN SHOT MYSELF IN THE ARM.
YOU'RE A FREE MAN.

367
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,359
YEAH, WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

368
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,228
YOU LEFT SOME WITNESSES.

369
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,196
HEY, PULL UP OVER HERE.

370
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,170
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE.

371
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,206
YOU BETTER START
CLEANING THIS MESS UP.

372
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,775
ALREADY ON IT.

373
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,155
*(Bad Moon Rising by
Creedence Clearwater Revival
playing)

374
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,592
* I SEE A BAD MOON ARISING

375
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,897
* I SEE TROUBLE ON THE WAY

376
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,068
* DON'T GO AROUND TONIGHT

377
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,171
* WELL, IT'S BOUND
TO TAKE YOUR LIFE *

378
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,575
* THERE'S A BAD MOON
ON THE RISE *

379
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,179
I GOT TO SHOWER.

380
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,449
TRIPLE-LOCK ALL THE DOORS,
PUT MAGNETIC CONTACTS
ON ALL THE WINDOWS.

381
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,950
I ONLY WANT
ONE PORT OF ENTRY.

382
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,821
Y'ALL CAN PUT
YOUR AUDIO AND VISUAL STUFF
UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS.

383
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,523
I WANT YOU TO CHECK
ALL THE CRAWL SPACES,

384
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,125
IF THEY GOT ANY,
FOR OUTSIDE ACCESS.

385
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,427
PUT A TAP ON THAT TELEPHONE
AND A WHOLE BUNCH

386
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,262
OF BARQ'S ROOT BEER
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

387
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,064
WHERE DO YOU WANT
YOUR STUFF AT, SIR?

388
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,000
ON THE COUCH
IN THE FRONT ROOM,
FACING THE DOOR.

389
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,436
YES, SIR.
WHERE DO WE BED DOWN, SIR?

390
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,472
WITH THAT BUNCH
OF SCHOLARS OVER THERE.

391
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,180
HAVE FUN.

392
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,991
LADIES, IF I MIGHT
HAVE Y'ALL ASSEMBLE
IN THE LIVING AREA.

393
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,944
IS MY ROOT BEER
IN THE REFRIGERATOR?

394
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,346
UH, ROOT BEER?
NO. UH, NO, SIR.

395
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:41,648
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

396
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:48,354
ANTONIO? BABY!
WHERE ARE YOU?

397
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,488
IT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

398
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,123
IT'S A VERY
CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP.

399
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,925
WELL, AT LEAST
I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.

400
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,927
WHAT DO YOU HAVE? NOTHING.

401
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,329
TERESA'S GONNA HAVE
TO GET BACK TO YOU.

402
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,970
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY
BE TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER

403
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,539
BECAUSE MY MOTHER
IS ALLERGIC TO DOGS.

404
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,175
FIRST RULE: NO CELL PHONES.

405
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,376
WHAT?

406
00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,780
NO PAGERS,
NO PALM PILOTS AND NO E-MAIL.

407
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,315
AND THE TELEPHONE DOWNSTAIRS
MAY BE USED

408
00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:18,184
IN THE EVENT
OF EMERGENCIES ONLY.

409
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,352
GIVE IT UP.

410
00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,722
SEND US BACK
TO THE STONE AGE,
WHY DON'T YOU?

411
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,791
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT SERIOUS BUSINESS THIS IS.

412
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,492
IN ORDER FOR US
TO DO OUR JOB,

413
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,694
WE'RE GONNA NEED
YOUR COOPERATION

414
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,796
AND THAT MEANS
PAYIN' ATTENTION
TO WHAT I SAY

415
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,565
AND DOIN' WHAT
I ASK YOU TO DO
WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO IT.

416
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,300
FURTHERMORE,
I'D APPRECIATE IT

417
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,003
IF YOU WOULD
COVER YOURSELVES
IN OUR PRESENCE.

418
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,638
I REALIZE
HOW VERY PROUD YOU ARE

419
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,808
OF YOUR TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS,
AND OTHER BODY MODIFICATIONS.

420
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,711
HOWEVER, MY COLLEAGUES AND I
DO NOT NEED TO SEE THESE.

421
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,945
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

422
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,915
I HAVE ONE.
ARE YOU ALWAYS
SUCH A DICK?

423
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:51,984
YES. THERE WILL BE NO GUESTS
IN THE HOUSE EVER.

424
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,154
NOBODY MAY LEAVE THE HOUSE
WITHOUT AN ESCORT.

425
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,288
BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

426
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,624
NO, NO, NO.
WHAT ABOUT CLASSES?

427
00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,159
I'M IN AN ADVANCED
PRE-MED PROGRAM.
I HAVE A--

428
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,794
4.0, WE KNOW.

429
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,263
OK, GUYS.
WELL, IF I MISS
MY BIOCHEM CLASS,

430
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,198
I'M GONNA LOSE
MY SCHOLARSHIP.

431
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,000
THERE ARE 5 OF Y'ALL,
THERE'S 3 OF US.

432
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,970
YOU'LL HAVE TO PARE
YOUR SCHEDULES DOWN
TO THE ABSOLUTE ESSENTIALS.

433
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:12,571
I'M WILLING TO SKIP
ALL MY CLASSES

434
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:13,773
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
OF THE GROUP.

435
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,274
WORK IT OUT
AMONGST YOURSELVES.

436
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,476
WHAT ABOUT DATES?
BARB'S GOT, LIKE, 2 TONIGHT.

437
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:18,945
NOT ANYMORE.

438
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,047
HELLO! LOOK, YOU GUYS,
WE'VE GOT A GAME ON SATURDAY.

439
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,115
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT TELLING US
WE'RE NOT GOING.

440
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,617
YOU'RE NOT GOIN'.

441
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,952
DON'T SAY IT.

442
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,721
AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SQUAD,
IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU

443
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,757
THAT IF YOU WANT
TO STOP US
FROM CHEERLEADING,

444
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:34,727
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PRY THE POM-POMS
FROM OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS.

445
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,748
I'M ALL CLEAR.

446
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:59,018
COME ON, NOW, ASST.
CHEERLEADING COACH SHARP,
SHOW ME YOUR SPIRIT.

447
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,619
WHERE'S YOUR HAPPY FACE?

448
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,155
THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE.

449
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:06,425
WELL, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

450
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,927
UH-HUH.

451
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,529
NOW THIS CANNOT BE
HOW YOU HELPED FLORIDA STATE

452
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,398
TO THE REGIONAL FINALS.

453
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,599
UH, COACH BEAUREGARD?

454
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,934
OH, PLEASE, BINKY.

455
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,703
OK, BINKY.

456
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,705
I SPECIALIZE IN STRENGTH
AND CONDITIONING

457
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:22,008
AND I'M GONNA LEAVE
THE GRINNING AND THE SMILING
UP TO YOU.

458
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,609
WELL, OKEY-DOKEY THEN.

459
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,612
ASSIGNMENT ACCEPTED.

460
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:31,951
TIME-OUT

461
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,185
TEXAS.

462
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,025
*

463
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,227
GUN, GUN, GUN!

464
00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,477
A WATER GUN, SIR.

465
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,012
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
IT'S JUST A JOKE.

466
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,423
NICE HIT!

467
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,842
CHECK IT OUT.

468
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,716
HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.

469
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,119
UM, I'M JIMMY
FROM NEXT DOOR.

470
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,587
JUST, UH, WANTED
TO COME BY

471
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,622
AND WELCOME YOU
TO THE BUILDING.

472
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:54,693
AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU NEED ANY WEED
OR ANYTHING,

473
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:58,097
JUST COME BANG ON MY DOOR.

474
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:01,934
WELL, THAT'S GOOD
TO KNOW, JIMMY.

475
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,402
YOU'LL DEFINITELY
BE HEARING FROM US.

476
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:04,937
COOL.

477
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:09,808
2200 HOURS.

478
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,510
HE-BAT IS SECURE.

479
00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,745
ROGER THAT. WE'LL SEE Y'ALL
IN THE MORNIN'.

480
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,048
*(Blue Eyes Crying
in the Rain
by Willie Nelson playing)

481
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:19,585
* BLUE EYES CRYING
IN THE RAIN *

482
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:27,793
* WHEN WE KISSED GOODBYE
AND PARTED *

483
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,361
I DON'T SLEEP.

484
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,331
* I KNEW

485
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,366
ISN'T THAT YOUR PARTNER?

486
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,771
SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE GONE
TO THE HOSPITAL?

487
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,873
NO.

488
00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:43,375
I'M HERE.

489
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,644
RIGHT. BUT SHE'S BEEN SHOT.

490
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,246
THAT'S PART OF THE JOB.

491
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:51,417
* AND ONLY MEMORIES REMAIN *

492
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,619
YOU EVER KILL ANYONE, SHARP?

493
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,835
COLD BASTARD
PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN CARE.

494
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,245
HER MIDDLE NAME IS ELLEN.

495
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,714
A LOT OF THE FELLAS
WEREN'T HAPPY

496
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,550
WHEN THE RANGERS
STARTED RECRUITING WOMEN

497
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,953
AND I WAS SURE ENOUGH
ONE OF 'EM.

498
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,790
SHE CHANGED MY MIND.

499
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,030
I ALSO HEAR EVERYTHING.

500
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,502
"THE BRIGHTNESS OF HER CHEEK
WOULD SHAME THOSE STARS

501
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,837
"AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LAMP

502
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,773
"HER EYES IN HEAVEN

503
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,709
"WOULD THROUGH
THE AIRY REGION
STREAM SO BRIGHT

504
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:55,147
THAT BIRDS WOULD SING
AND THINK IT WERE NOT NIGHT"

505
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,618
SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS TO WRITE A 5-PAGE PAPER,

506
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,487
DUE A WEEK FROM FRIDAY,

507
00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:04,656
DESCRIBING THE FUNCTION
OF THE RECURRENT IMAGERY

508
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,926
OF LIGHT AGAINST DARKNESS
IN ROMEO AND JULIET.

509
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:11,763
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
HOW DOES IT MEAN IT?

510
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:14,466
AND IS IT POSSIBLE
THAT THIS PLAY

511
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,903
IS MORE THAN JUST
A TEENAGE ROMANCE
WITH A SAD ENDING?

512
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,109
MISS THOMPSON.

513
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,677
I WANT TO SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE. NOW.

514
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,388
UH, SHE'D LIKE
TO SEE YOU.

515
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,489
WHAT FOR?

516
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,191
UM, I DON'T KNOW.

517
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,132
MR. SHARP. COME IN.
HAVE A SEAT.

518
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,541
SO, I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE THE NEW ASSISTANT
CHEERLEADING COACH.

519
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:56,708
THAT'S RIGHT.

520
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,277
MAY I ASK WHAT YOU
WERE DOING IN MY CLASS?

521
00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:01,513
THAT'S THE WAY
WE DO THINGS
ON OUR SQUAD.

522
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,814
IF SOMEBODY'S IN THE--

523
00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,816
LET ME BE BLUNT, MR. SHARP.

524
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:08,387
BARB'S CHEERLEADING
IS INTERFERING WITH HER WORK.

525
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,156
AND FOR THE RECORD,
YOU SHOULD KNOW

526
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,757
I THINK CHEERLEADING
IS STUPID.

527
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,325
I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH YOU MORE.

528
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:19,631
SHE DOWNLOADED THIS PAPER
ON PLANT IMAGERY IN MACBETH

529
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,367
OFF THE INTERNET.

530
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,803
I KNOW, BECAUSE I WROTE IT
20 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS
AN UNDERGRADUATE.

531
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:25,871
HMM.

532
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,206
MUST BE A HELL OF A PAPER.

533
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,909
WELL, YES,
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

534
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,712
BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

535
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:36,615
PLAGIARISM IS SIMPLY
NOT ACCEPTABLE.

536
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,085
NOW, I'VE GIVEN BARB AN "F"
ON THAT ASSIGNMENT.

537
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,986
IF SHE WANTS
TO REMAIN ON THE SQUAD,

538
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,122
OR IN THE SCHOOL,
FOR THAT MATTER,

539
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,224
HER NEXT PAPER
ON ROMEO AND JULIET

540
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,958
HAD BETTER BE
WHOLLY ORIGINAL.

541
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,760
I'LL EXPLAIN
YOUR POSITION TO BARB

542
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:51,730
AND MAKE SURE
SHE UNDERSTANDS IT,
EXPLICITLY.

543
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,800
WELL, GOOD.

544
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:57,303
FINE.

545
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,740
OK, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

546
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,442
PRESIDENTS DON'T WRITE
THEIR SPEECHES.

547
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,643
WHEN YOU'RE PRESIDENT,

548
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,113
YOU CAN BE LENIENT
AS YOU WANT TO
ON PLAGIARISM.

549
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,481
OH, BUT WAIT. I MEAN,
THIS PLAY HAS, LIKE, 5 ACTS.

550
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,083
SHE CAN'T EXPECT ME
TO READ THE WHOLE THING.

551
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,086
IT'S ALL WRITTEN
IN YE OLDE
WEIRD ENGLISH ANYWAY.

552
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,154
HEY, BARB.

553
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,189
OH, HI, SCOOT.

554
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,092
UM, I MEAN, BESIDES,
PEOPLE THINK BEING
A CHEERLEADER

555
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,627
IS THIS NONSTOP PARTY
AND EVERYTHING

556
00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,429
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE SO WRONG.

557
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,496
HEY, BARB.

558
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,764
OH, HI, CHASE.

559
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:28,267
I MEAN, ASIDE FROM ALL
MY GAMES AND MY PRACTICES,

560
00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,636
THEY STILL EXPECT ME
TO MAINTAIN
THIS 2.0 AVERAGE,

561
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,204
AND I CAN'T DO THAT.

562
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:33,739
YOU NEED TO MANAGE
YOUR TIME BETTER.

563
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,975
TIME
I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.

564
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,110
HEY, BARB.

565
00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,645
OH, HI, TIM.

566
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:40,846
TOM.

567
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,149
OH, SHOOT!
SORRY. TOM.

568
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,616
I REALLY LIKED HIM, TOO.

569
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,952
YOU GOT SOME ADMIRERS
ON THIS CAMPUS HERE,
DON'T YOU?

570
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,788
DON'T BE JEALOUS.
THEY'RE JUST SILLY BOYS.

571
00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:52,691
WE CAN STOP THIS CHARADE
AND RUN AWAY TOGETHER.

572
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,793
YOU GOT A PAPER TO WRITE.

573
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,328
I KNOW.
BUT IF I WRITE IT MYSELF,

574
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:57,563
IT'S JUST GONNA BE STUPID.

575
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,097
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED.

576
00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:01,333
CHEATING IS
A HELL OF A LOT WORSE
THAN BEING STUPID.

577
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,935
PLAGIARISM IS
AN ACADEMIC CRIME.

578
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,438
IT IS PUNISHABLE
BY ACADEMIC DEATH.

579
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,641
WHAT DO YOU CARE ANYWAY?

580
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,643
I WANNA SEE YOU STAY ALIVE,
ACADEMICALLY, PHYSICALLY,

581
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,978
AND EVERY OTHER WAY.

582
00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,914
YOU LIKE ME, DON'T YOU?

583
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,015
NO.

584
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,493
*

585
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,860
* HEY LADIES

586
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,596
* THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR *

587
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,165
* KEEP THE PARTY PUMPING
LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE *

588
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:36,034
* WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

589
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,669
* I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

590
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,037
* HEY LADIES

591
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,772
* THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR *

592
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,875
* KEEP THE PARTY PUMPIN'
LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE *

593
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:46,478
* WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

594
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,315
* I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

595
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:52,150
GUYS, STAND BY ONE MOMENT.

596
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,320
SERGEANT, YOUR PIZZA'S HERE.

597
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,787
ROGER THAT.

598
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,457
* OH, MY GIRLFRIEND

599
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,427
SET THE PIZZA ON THE PORCH

600
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,996
TAKE 2 STEPS BACK,
AND PLACE YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD.

601
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,266
* TO THE CLUB VALET PARKING

602
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,001
* HEY LADIES

603
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,737
* THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR *

604
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:14,573
* KEEP THE PARTY PUMPIN'
LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE *

605
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,209
* WE'RE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

606
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:18,744
* I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

607
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,111
* HEY LADIES

608
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,079
* THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR *

609
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,849
UH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DUDE?

610
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,386
IF THAT PIZZA'S HOT,
THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM.

611
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:29,688
* I'M GONNA PARTY TONIGHT

612
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,258
* STILL FEELING
AND THEY PLAYING MY SONG *

613
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,826
* HIT THE FLOOR
WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S ON *

614
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,196
* DJ TURN IT UP,
I'M ON FIRE *

615
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,498
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

616
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,066
UH, $13.75.

617
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:45,136
* POPPIN' BOTTLES
FOR ALL MY LADIES *

618
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,174
HEY, UH, DO YOU LIVE HERE
WITH ALL THESE GIRLS?

619
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,809
TEMPORARILY.

620
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,344
DUDE, YOU'RE MY NEW HERO.

621
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,282
IMAGINE WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME.

622
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,022
THANK YOU.

623
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,191
YOU'RE WELCOME.

624
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,495
WITHOUT MY PHONE,
I AM NOTHING,
I AM WORTHLESS.

625
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,962
I NEED TO SPEAK
TO MY ANTONIO...

626
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,102
WHAT IS THAT?

627
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,804
THE CARNIVORE.

628
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,039
PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE,
GROUND BEEF, HAM,
AND OLIVE LOAF,

629
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,609
GATHERED TOGETHER
IN ONE SAVORY PIE.

630
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,177
WITH JALAPENOS.

631
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,245
WANT SOME?

632
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,980
YES. NO.

633
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,649
EXTRA-THICK CRUST.

634
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:31,783
I CAN'T.
I'M ON THE ZONE.

635
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,319
WHAT ZONE?

636
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,421
THE PROPER COMBINATION
OF PROTEIN, FAT,
AND CARBOHYDRATES.

637
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,556
THIS COMBINATION RIGHT HERE
IS PROPER AS HELL.

638
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,157
I'M A TOTAL ATKINS GIRL.

639
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,992
I DO WEIGHT WATCHERS.

640
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,261
YOU'LL PROBABLY BLOW
ALL YOUR DAILY POINTS
WITH JUST ONE BITE.

641
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:48,334
THIS BABY HAS ONE POINT
AND ONE POINT ONLY,
AND THAT IS TASTING GOOD.

642
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,436
I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU GIRLS
ARE ON A DIET, ANYWAY.

643
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:51,570
YOU COULDN'T WEIGH
ANY MORE THAN--

644
00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,806
DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

645
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,643
NO, THERE ARE SOME THINGS
WE JUST DON'T DISCUSS.

646
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,611
MY DAUGHTER HAS
A VERY HEALTHY APPETITE.

647
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,080
INTERESTING.
YOU NEVER MENTIONED
YOU HAD A DAUGHTER.

648
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,248
WHAT'S HER NAME?
EMMA.

649
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:04,916
HOW OLD IS SHE?
17.

650
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:05,984
IS SHE A CHEERLEADER?

651
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,085
I HOPE NOT.

652
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,253
WHAT'S HER FAVORITE BAND?

653
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,788
UH, Y-Y-Y-YOU GOT ME.

654
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,256
HOW ABOUT HER SIGN?
HUH?

655
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,991
IS SHE SEXUALLY ACTIVE?

656
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,192
HELL, NO.

657
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:15,627
SHE PROBABLY IS.

658
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,863
68% OF HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENTS
IN TEXAS HAVE HAD SEX

659
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,765
BY THE TIME THEY'VE REACHED
THE 12TH GRADE.

660
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,100
SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN
THE NATIONAL AVERAGE.

661
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,135
THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY DAY.

662
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:27,072
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
ABOUT THIS DAUGHTER
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

663
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,741
SHE MUST BE SUPREMELY
MESSED UP IN THE HEAD

664
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,242
FROM LIVING
IN A HOUSE WITH YOU.

665
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,978
SHE LIVES WITH HER MOTHER.

666
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,580
WHY DID YOUR MARRIAGE
FALL APART?

667
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,182
THAT IS ONE OF MANY THINGS
THAT YOU AND I
WILL NEVER DISCUSS.

668
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,786
YOU SEE,
YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN.

669
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,020
I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN.

670
00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,356
I CLEARLY CHOOSE NOT TO.

671
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:18,356
WE NEED TO ESTABLISH
THIS BATHROOM
AT THE END OF THE HALL

672
00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,526
IS A 100% MASCULINE BATHROOM.

673
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,094
AND FROM THIS MOMENT ON,
IT IS OFF-LIMITS

674
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:25,063
TO YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR
FOOLISH UNDERGARMENTS.

675
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,264
YOU WANT AN EGG

676
00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,499
DOES THAT MEAN NO YOLKS?

677
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:28,967
NO YOLKS.
NO, THANKS.

678
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,101
WANT SOME KAMUT FLAKES?

679
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:31,236
WHAT?

680
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,038
ANCIENT GRAIN.
TASTES GREAT WITH SOYMILK.

681
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,740
SOYMILK.

682
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,041
*

683
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,310
WHO ATE ALL MY KAMUT FLAKES?

684
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,613
NOT ME.

685
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,550
WHAT AM I,
THE ORGANIZATION
TO END WORLD HUNGER?

686
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:47,352
THIS IS MY CEREAL.

687
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,320
WHY DO YOU GIRLS
FIND IT NECESSARY

688
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,223
TO LISTEN
TO THIS CONSTANT CRAP?

689
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:54,325
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU DON'T LIKE
VAGINA MUSIC?

690
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,463
DO YOU HAVE TO USE THAT WORD
BEFORE I'VE HAD
MY COFFEE AND SOYMILK?

691
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,465
VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA.

692
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,699
WHOSE?

693
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,333
WHAT DID I TELL Y'ALL
ABOUT WEARING CLOTHES?

694
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,202
JOG BRAS ARE CLOTHES.

695
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,172
THAT'S IT.

696
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,674
THAT'S IT.

697
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,108
THAT IS IT.

698
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,707
JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE.

699
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,575
AWFUL BIG UNIT
FOR A HOUSE THIS SIZE.

700
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:44,710
I GET HOT.

701
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,144
I HEAR YOU.

702
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,504
ALL RIGHT.
YOU WIN, OK?

703
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,305
WE ALL AGREE
TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES.

704
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,542
NOW, CAN YOU PLEASE
TURN THE TEMPERATURE UP?

705
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:19,144
THAT'S A VERY MATURE DECISION
AND I'M VERY PROUD
OF YOU GIRLS.

706
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,146
BUT I THINK WE SHOULD COME
TO A COMMON UNDERSTANDING

707
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,282
THE MEANING, THE DEFINITION
OF THE WORD "MORE."

708
00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:26,785
WE THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.

709
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:27,953
BARB!

710
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,222
ALL RIGHTY.

711
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:34,760
THIS IS COURTNEY RYAN,
MY PERSONAL HERO.

712
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,028
AND LIKE COURTNEY,
WE FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD
NOT BE PENALIZED

713
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:38,864
FOR JUST MAXIMIZING
OUR ASSETS.

714
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:42,033
HOWEVER, WE'VE ALL AGREED
TO COVER UP

715
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:44,903
THESE AREAS HERE

716
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,638
AND THIS AREA RIGHT HERE.

717
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:47,806
GOOD.

718
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,310
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THESE OTHER
PROBLEM AREAS?

719
00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:54,145
HERE

720
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,114
HERE

721
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,083
AND HERE.

722
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,419
YOU'RE KILLING ME.

723
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,856
COME HERE.

724
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,999
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL CAVE
ON THE FIRST 2.

725
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:16,467
BUT WE ABSOLUTELY
MUST MAINTAIN
NAVEL VISIBILITY.

726
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,670
WE WANT TO BE REALISTIC,
NOT AMISH.

727
00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:19,805
ONE INCH ON EITHER SIDE.

728
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:20,872
3.

729
00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:22,140
2.
DONE.

730
00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:35,553
THESE GIRLS ARE
A DIFFERENT KETTLE OF WORMS.

731
00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:38,790
UH, SOMETHIN' JUST CAME UP.
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

732
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:42,260
I NEED TO SPEAK
TO YOUR WITNESSES.

733
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,233
EDDIE, HOW'S THE ARM?

734
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,035
LET'S NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

735
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,737
WELL, THERE ARE
NO WITNESSES.

736
00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:54,572
EVEN IF THERE WAS,
I COULDN'T LET YOU
TALK TO THEM. YOU KNOW THAT.

737
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,442
COME ON, CAPTAIN,
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HERE.

738
00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,811
I THINK I CAN HELP.

739
00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,112
AT LEAST LET ME
TALK TO SHARP.

740
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,547
THAT WAS HIM
ON THE PHONE, RIGHT?

741
00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,082
SHARP'S IN
THE FIELD RIGHT NOW.

742
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,752
RIGHT.

743
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:10,622
YOUR RANGER SCREWED UP
MY WHOLE CASE.

744
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,958
HE BLEW UP THAT LAB
AND ALL THE EVIDENCE IN IT.

745
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,827
BALL IS DEAD
AND I GOT SHOT IN THE ARM,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

746
00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:17,395
NOW, I NEED TO SPEAK
TO THOSE WITNESSES.

747
00:43:17,462 --> 00:43:20,398
SO I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN.
WHERE ARE THEY?

748
00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,473
YOU KNOW, THIS "ONE RIOT,
ONE RANGER" SHIT WON'T FLY

749
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,441
WHEN I SLAP A SUBPOENA
ON YOUR DESK.

750
00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:32,510
MY DESK'S ALREADY A MESS.

751
00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:35,546
HELL, ONE MORE PIECE OF PAPER
WON'T MAKE ME NO NEVER MIND.

752
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,685
CIRCLE THE WAGONS
IF YOU WANT.

753
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,653
THIS IS A FEDERAL CASE.

754
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:55,801
*(Walkie Talkie Man
by Steriogram playing
on stereo)

755
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,969
* WELL, YOU'RE WALKIN'
AND A TALKIN'
AND A MOVIN' AND A GROOVIN' *

756
00:43:58,036 --> 00:43:59,905
* AND A HIPPIN' AND A HOPPIN'
AND A PICKIN' AND A BOPPIN' *

757
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,107
* THOSE BODS ARE BEING BAD
YOU BETTER TAKE A STAND *

758
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,109
* YOU GONNA WAKE UP
THAT THING IN YOUR HAND *

759
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:05,210
YOU LEARN QUICK.

760
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,544
5 YEARS OF COLLEGE.

761
00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:07,879
$13.75, RIGHT?

762
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,380
HERE'S $14.
KEEP THE CHANGE.

763
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,949
HEY, HEY, HEY!

764
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:17,789
SHARP.

765
00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:19,657
HOW'S MY FAVORITE
PEP

766
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:20,859
WHAT?

767
00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:23,028
I SAID, HOW'S MY FAVORITE
PEP

768
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,162
NOT REAL PEPPY.

769
00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,732
WOULD SOMEBODY
TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN?

770
00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,134
HANG ON, CAP.

771
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,936
IS THERE ANY MORE PIZZA LEFT?

772
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,403
* AND A FREAKIN AND A YELLIN

773
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,540
* AND A BOSSIN' AND A SPEAKIN'
AND A LOOKIN' AND A POINTIN' *

774
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,076
SOMEBODY, PLEASE
TURN THAT MUSIC OFF!

775
00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,145
THROW THIS AWAY.

776
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:44,182
* MY BRIGHT PINK
FLUORO JACKET *

777
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,852
I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF

778
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:47,919
THINK.

779
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,621
HEY!

780
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:54,659
OK, AS WE INVOLUNTARILY
ENTER INTO THIS ENFORCED
PERIOD OF SILENCE,

781
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,262
CAN I ASK
IF THERE'S ANY MEDICATION
YOU FORGOT TO TAKE

782
00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:59,330
OR SOME I MIGHT RECOMMEND
YOU SHOULD TRY?

783
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,398
YES. LIKE TAKE

784
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:01,867
A CHILL PILL.

785
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,668
I ONLY NEED ONE WITNESS.

786
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:04,970
GET OUT.

787
00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:08,807
WHAT'S UP, CAP?

788
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,743
IT'S A SUBPOENA
FROM YOUR BUDDY ZANE.
THE FEDS WANT OUR WITNESSES.

789
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,979
WE'RE NOW OFFICIALLY
IN CONTEMPT.

790
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,914
DON'T WORRY IT.
IF CORTLAND
DON'T SEND SOMEBODY

791
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:17,816
TO KILL THEM PRETTY SOON,
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

792
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:21,619
AND ONE OTHER THING.
I GOT THIS INVOICE HERE
FOR AN AIR CONDITIONER.

793
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:26,657
$7,572.44.

794
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:27,893
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO ME?

795
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,795
I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK
TO YOU ON THAT ONE.

796
00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,362
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?

797
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:33,999
OH, TO THE CACTUS CAFE.
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL'S PLAYING.

798
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,802
TOO MANY PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
NOBODY GOES OUT AFTER DARK.

799
00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:40,371
WE'RE YOUNG, WE'RE STRONG,
AND WE'RE TIRED
OF BEING COOPED UP.

800
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:43,374
LOOK, I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SEX
WITH MY BOYFRIEND
IN ALMOST A WEEK.

801
00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:44,876
I HAVE OATS TO PLOW.

802
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,711
YOU GOT OATS TO SOW,
AND IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

803
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,713
LIKE HELL IT'S NOT.
WHAT'S TO STOP ME

804
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:51,249
FROM WALKING OUT THAT DOOR?
HUH

805
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,118
PLEASE, I EAT MEN LIKE THAT
FOR BREAKFAST.

806
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:56,754
AND WHAT, YOU?
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
TRY IT, MR. RANGER-MAN.

807
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,325
COME ON.

808
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,075
ANYBODY ELSE WANNA GO SEE
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL?

809
00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,314
YOU THINK HE NEEDS BACKUP?

810
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,484
NO.

811
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:28,386
I THINK HE CAN HANDLE IT.

812
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:42,767
LET ME GUESS, CLAY.

813
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,603
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR JIMMY.

814
00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:49,307
TOTALLY.
DUDE, ARE YOU LIKE A PSYCHIC
OR SOME KIND OF SHIT?

815
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,977
SOME KIND OF SHIT.

816
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,744
DUDE, THE THING IS

817
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,480
JIMMY MOVED.

818
00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:56,882
OH, WHERE TO?

819
00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,884
TRAVIS COUNTY JAILHOUSE.

820
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,551
THAT AIN'T GOOD.

821
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:12,630
OK, A HAIRDO THIS PHENOMENAL
ONLY HAPPENS, LIKE,
TWICE A YEAR.

822
00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:15,733
PLEASE.
IT REALLY NEEDS
TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD.

823
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,635
WHAT IF WE HAVE TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM?

824
00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:18,870
GO AHEAD.

825
00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,438
YOU'RE EVIL,
YOU KNOW THAT?

826
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,908
FACE IT, GIRL.
YOU'RE WITH ME TONIGHT.

827
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,709
YOU KNOW,
WE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.

828
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,645
WE JUST WENT
INTO THE BATHROOM
AND SAW A GUY DIE.

829
00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:29,480
WE COULD'VE
KEPT OUR MOUTH SHUT,
BUT WE DIDN'T.

830
00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:31,516
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE GETTING PUNISHED FOR IT.

831
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,751
SORRY, BUT YOU'RE
NOT BEING PUNISHED.

832
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,220
THEN LET US OUT OF HERE.

833
00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:38,523
EVEN PRISONERS ON DEATH ROW
GET A LITTLE YARD TIME.

834
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:39,624
HOW ABOUT THE MALL?

835
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,759
SHOPPING WITH Y'ALL?
I DON'T THINK SO.

836
00:47:41,826 --> 00:47:42,994
WHAT

837
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,395
NOT IN THE MOOD.

838
00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,164
AS CAPTAIN
OF THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD,

839
00:47:46,231 --> 00:47:47,966
I DEMAND THAT YOU
TAKE US SOMEPLACE

840
00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:50,201
WHERE YOU CAN PROTECT US
AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN.

841
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,103
MMM-HMM.

842
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:56,341
*(Dancing Queen
by ABBA playing)

843
00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:03,081
* YOU CAN DANCE

844
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,550
* YOU CAN JIVE

845
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:09,120
* HAVING THE TIME
OF YOUR LIFE *

846
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:12,757
* OOH, SEE THAT GIRL

847
00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,492
* WATCH THAT SCENE

848
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,327
* DIG IN THE DANCING QUEEN *

849
00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,131
LOOK WHO'S SKATING!

850
00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:29,674
WHOA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!

851
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,742
LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
IT WAS EMMA'S 6TH BIRTHDAY.

852
00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:33,278
SHE LOVED THIS PLACE.

853
00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,046
YOU DON'T SPEAK
TO HER MUCH, DO YOU?

854
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,881
I DON'T THINK EMMA
WANTS TO TALK TO ME.

855
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,749
EVERY GIRL WANTS TO
TALK TO HER DAD.

856
00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,885
SHE MAY ACT
LIKE SHE DOESN'T,
BUT SHE DOES.

857
00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:42,687
EVERYTHING I SAY
AROUND HER IS WRONG.

858
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,889
I'VE BEEN WRONG
SINCE SHE TURNED
11 YEARS OLD.

859
00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:47,792
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE
JUST NOT ASKING HER
THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

860
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,495
FIRST OF ALL,
NEVER ASK,
"SO HOW'S SCHOOL?"

861
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:53,898
NOPE. DUMB QUESTION.
IT'S TOO EASY.
OUR BRAINS JUST SHUT OFF.

862
00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:56,134
AND DON'T BECOME
HER BEST FRIEND.

863
00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:57,635
WE HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS,
THANK YOU.

864
00:48:57,702 --> 00:48:59,237
WHAT DO YOU WISH
YOU COULD SAY TO HER?

865
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,440
THAT I WISH I COULD
SEE HER MORE,

866
00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:05,310
AND I'M SORRY
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
BETWEEN HER MOTHER AND ME,

867
00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,346
AND IT WASN'T HER FAULT,
AND--AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

868
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:09,847
IF MY DADDY TOLD ME
THEM THINGS,

869
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:11,682
I'D BE
THE HAPPIEST GIRL
ALIVE.

870
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,452
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DAD
SINCE HE LEFT ME
9 YEARS AGO.

871
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,820
I'M SORRY
THAT HAPPENED
TO YOU.

872
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,422
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER
AND YOU LOVE HER.

873
00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,157
YOU SHOULD TELL HER.

874
00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:21,592
YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE HER SKATING AGAIN,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

875
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:23,761
YOU'RE GETTING
PRETTY GOOD.

876
00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,297
YEAH, I AM GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.

877
00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:27,865
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GOING TO
LET YOU GO.

878
00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:29,967
SHOW US YOUR FUNKY GROOVE.
COME ON, BOY!

879
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,905
ALL RIGHT! YES, SIR!

880
00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,745
OH, ARE YOU OK?

881
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,979
THAT WAS BAD.

882
00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,022
MORNING, EMMA.

883
00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,323
MR. ZANE?

884
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,492
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.

885
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,894
YEAH. WOW,
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

886
00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:58,096
SURE HAS.

887
00:49:58,163 --> 00:49:59,597
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

888
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,932
ACTUALLY, I'M LOOKING
FOR YOUR FATHER.
IT'S A PROFESSIONAL MATTER.

889
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,701
YOU GOT ANY IDEA
WHERE I MIGHT FIND HIM?

890
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,636
NO. HE DOESN'T REALLY
TELL ME ANYTHING.

891
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,273
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARM?

892
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:11,342
OH, IT'S JUST
ONE OF THE HAZARDS
OF THE JOB.

893
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,878
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE A NUMBER
ON HIM, WOULD YOU?

894
00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:15,546
IS HE IN TROUBLE?

895
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,215
OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S JUST THAT
I'M WORKING ON A CASE

896
00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:19,016
AND, UH, I NEED HIS HELP.

897
00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,152
OK, WELL, I MEAN,
IF I NEED TO GET
AHOLD OF HIM,

898
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:24,355
I USUALLY JUST CALL DISPATCH
AND THEY PATCH ME THROUGH
ON A RESTRICTED LINE.

899
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,556
I'LL GIVE THAT
A TRY THEN.

900
00:50:25,623 --> 00:50:26,724
OK.

901
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,726
GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
BYE.

902
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,101
SHARP, LOOKIE HERE.

903
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,936
REMEMBER THAT JOHN DOE
THEY PULLED OUT
OF A REST STOP LAST WEEK?

904
00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:41,872
RIFLE FROM HIS TRUNK
MATCHES THE BULLET
THEY DUG OUT OF SWANSON.

905
00:50:41,939 --> 00:50:45,276
IS THIS THE FELLA Y'ALL SEE
SHOOT MORGAN BALL?

906
00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:48,146
NO. THE GUY WHO SHOT BALL
SEEMED A LOT NICER.

907
00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,914
UH-HUH,
AND A LOT LESS DEAD.

908
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,349
IT WAS LIKE BALL
KNEW HIM OR SOMETHING.

909
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,883
KNEW HIM?

910
00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:54,285
YEAH. NOW, IF YOU'RE THROUGH
PLAYING DETECTIVE,

911
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:56,287
CAN YOU GET US HOME
SO WE CAN GET SOME REST?

912
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:57,522
NOPE.

913
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,023
PLEASE? COME ON.

914
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,891
LOAD UP!
COME ON.

915
00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,360
* LOVE IS

916
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:05,130
* WALKIN' TOGETHER

917
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,732
* LOVE IS

918
00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:10,301
* TALKIN' TOGETHER

919
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,004
* MAKES YOU WANNA MOAN
COME ON *

920
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:19,009
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
OOOH, OH *

921
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,346
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I LIKE THAT.

922
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:24,482
I LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.
OH, WE'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.

923
00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:27,418
REMIND ME
TO TAKE A COLLECTION
RIGHT AFTER THAT.

924
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:30,087
THAT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME
TO GET THE MONEY, YOU KNOW.

925
00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:32,890
WELL, IF IT AIN'T
MARTIN LUTHER VANDROSS.

926
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:34,459
UH, WHY DON'T Y'ALL
TAKE A BREAK.

927
00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:36,361
EVERYBODY GO AHEAD,
REAL, REAL QUICK.
COME ON.

928
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,564
THIS MAN'S PROBABLY GOT
A LOT OF SINS
HE NEEDS TO CONFESS.

929
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,466
PROBABLY MAY HAVE TO
EXORCISE HIM.

930
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:44,769
Y'ALL GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS,
NOW. GO ON.

931
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,671
CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M DOING
THE LORD'S BUSINESS?

932
00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:48,173
DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

933
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,210
OOH, OOH, WOW.
I MEAN, THAT IS--
THAT IS...

934
00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,313
HMM, HE GOT ROUGHED UP.
THAT IS PRETTY BAD
RIGHT THERE.

935
00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,515
UH, IS HE DEAD?
HE WAY DEAD.

936
00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:01,652
UH, YEAH, I MEAN,
LOOKS LIKE A GUY
THAT WAS IN THE CAN WITH ME.

937
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,022
UH, THINK HIS NAME'S
JACK CARTER.

938
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,857
HE WORK FOR CORTLAND?

939
00:52:06,924 --> 00:52:09,126
OH, NO. NO, NO.
HE WAS MORE
OF A FREELANCE ARTIST

940
00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:12,263
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING--SAYING.

941
00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,700
LOOKS LIKE CORTLAND HIRED
A 2ND SHOOTER.

942
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,369
PULL UP JACK CARTER,
SEE WHAT WE GOT ON HIM.

943
00:52:20,205 --> 00:52:22,840
SO, YOU GIRLS ARE
CHEERLEADERS, HUH?

944
00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:25,142
YEAH.

945
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:27,878
Y'ALL RECOGNIZE ME?
IT'S ME, PERCY.

946
00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,782
YEAH. PERCY "PIROUETTE"

947
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,552
STEVENS.

948
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:38,423
CLASS OF '89.
I WAS BAD. I WAS A BAD MAN.

949
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,992
Y'ALL THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
I'M GOOD. OK.

950
00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,494
ALL RIGHT,
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?

951
00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,863
YOU JUST...
YOU WAIT ONE SECOND.

952
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:01,246
OOH, WOW!

953
00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:05,416
UH, "UNGAWA,
TEXAS GOT THE POWER

954
00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,885
I SAID, YES"

955
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:13,691
YEAH, UH,
THAT WAS REAL FRESH,
BOBBY BROWN.

956
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:14,859
OH, YEAH?

957
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,662
YEAH, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

958
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,897
NOW, I MAY HAVE
MISSED THE '90S

959
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:23,634
DUE TO A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT,

960
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,404
BUT BACK IN MY DAY,
WE BROUGHT IT.

961
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:29,540
OH, YEAH.
I'M TALKING REAL OLD SCHOOL.

962
00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:32,443
NOT LIKE THAT LITTLE
TIRED CRAP YOU TROT OUT TO.

963
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:36,414
UH, A-G-G-I-E.

964
00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,115
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

965
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,617
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

966
00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:42,320
LADIES.

967
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:44,722
ALL SET?

968
00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:45,856
YOU BET.

969
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:50,261
"MORE POWER, MORE POWER
MORE POWER TO THE HOUR

970
00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:53,498
MORE BOUNCE, MORE BOUNCE
MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE"

971
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,165
BORING.

972
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:59,169
HMM. "HOT,
NOW SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT"

973
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,805
UH, OH.

974
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,013
*(Gonna Make You Sweat
by C & C Music Factory
playing)

975
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,981
* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

976
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,758
* GIVE ME THE MUSIC

977
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,962
* GIVE ME THE MUSIC

978
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,965
* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

979
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:36,807
* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

980
00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:38,075
* YEAH

981
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,177
* YEAH

982
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,547
* YEAH

983
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,049
* EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

984
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,751
* YEAH

985
00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,420
* YEAH

986
00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:50,788
* YEAH *

987
00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,894
NOW THAT'S OLD SCHOOL.

988
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:12,777
HELLO?

989
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,111
HI, EMMA, IT'S--
PSYCH!

990
00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:16,881
YOU GOT MY MACHINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

991
00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,418
HEY, EMMA, IT'S YOUR FATHER.

992
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:22,420
DAD.

993
00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:24,154
HUH.

994
00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:26,156
I WAS JUST CALLIN' TO CHECK
AND SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.

995
00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:27,792
IT'S KINDA HARD
TO REACH ME RIGHT NOW.

996
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,994
I'M WORKIN' ON A CASE. UH...

997
00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:34,799
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
LIKE I'M ALWAYS DOIN'.

998
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,767
JUST WORKIN' ON A CASE.

999
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,270
ANYWAY,
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

1000
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,140
SO CALL ME.
YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME.
UH...

1001
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,543
IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

1002
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:49,146
THERE'S NO PRESSURE
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW. IT'S, UH...

1003
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,516
YOU KNOW.

1004
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:55,986
SO I GUESS THAT'S IT.

1005
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,789
TELL HER YOU MISS HER.

1006
00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,858
EXCEPT, I MISS YOU, BABY.

1007
00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,895
CAN I HELP YOU?

1008
00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:06,697
TERESA HAD A VISIT
FROM HER LITTLE FRIEND.

1009
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:09,333
WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE
ABOUT VISITORS?

1010
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,803
NOT THAT KIND OF VISITOR.
HER MENSES.

1011
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,639
THE CURSE OF EVE.
THE CRIMSON TIDE.

1012
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:15,840
I GET IT.

1013
00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:18,676
SO, SOMEONE
HAS TO GO SHOPPING.

1014
00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,144
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

1015
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,546
HOLT, GET OVER HERE.

1016
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:23,347
I'M GOING OUT FOR SOME AIR.

1017
00:56:30,287 --> 00:56:31,756
ATTENTION.

1018
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,958
PRICE CHECK
ON REGISTER 3, PLEASE.

1019
00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,760
REGISTER 3, PLEASE.

1020
00:56:57,582 --> 00:57:00,117
CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND?

1021
00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:04,288
DO I NEED THE SLIM FIT,
THE REGULAR PROTECTION
OR THE ONE WITH WINGS?

1022
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,357
THE ONES WITH THE WINGS.
DEFINITELY.

1023
00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:13,898
CUCUMBER-MELON
BODY SPRAY.

1024
00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:16,166
VANILLA-SMOOTHIE
BIKINI CREAM.

1025
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,569
SOUNDS LIKE A BUSY
AND PAINFUL NIGHT
FOR YOUR WIFE.

1026
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,404
I'M DIVORCED.
THESE THINGS
ARE FOR THE GIRLS.

1027
00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:21,939
THE CHEERLEADERS?

1028
00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:24,475
YOU DO THEIR SHOPPING
FOR THEM?

1029
00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,111
YOU ARE A CURIOUS FELLA,
MR. SHARP. YOU GAY?

1030
00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:30,280
NO. GIRLS ARE ALL TIED UP,
STUDYIN'.

1031
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,883
AND I VOLUNTEERED TO HELP OUT
AND PICK UP A FEW THINGS.

1032
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,986
ARE YOU SLEEPING
WITH ANY OR POSSIBLY ALL
OF THESE GIRLS?

1033
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,287
NO.

1034
00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:38,689
WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME
TOMORROW NIGHT?

1035
00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,024
NEGATIVE.

1036
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,593
NEGATIVE?

1037
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:45,395
IT'S NOT REALLY POSSIBLE,
WHAT WITH WORK AND ALL.

1038
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,231
WELL, OK,

1039
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,599
THAT PLANE JUST FLEW
INTO THE SIDE
OF THE MOUNTAIN.

1040
00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:50,234
CALL OFF THE SEARCH,
NO SURVIVORS.

1041
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,802
HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING.

1042
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:09,920
THESE YOURS?

1043
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,323
YES.

1044
00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:14,859
YOU LEFT THEM
ON THE COUNTER.

1045
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,561
THANK YOU.

1046
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,636
THANK YOU.

1047
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:28,138
I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE
BACK THERE.

1048
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,473
DIDN'T WANT
THE WINGS AFTER ALL?

1049
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,241
NO. IN REGARD TO DINNER.

1050
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,310
IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T WANT TO.

1051
00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:35,179
IT'S JUST THAT IT'S HARD
FOR ME TO GET AWAY
WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE

1052
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:38,549
AS AN ASSISTANT
CHEERLEADING COACH.

1053
00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:42,019
YEAH, WELL, THIS WHOLE
CHEERLEADING THING MUST BE
A REALLY TOUGH RACKET.

1054
00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,121
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

1055
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,756
ANYWAY, I WAS THINKIN',

1056
00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:47,124
IF YOU'RE NOT OPPOSED TO IT,
MAYBE YOU COULD COME OVER

1057
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,059
TO THE HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT
AND I'LL FIX DINNER.

1058
00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:55,900
OK.

1059
00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:58,736
8:00?

1060
00:58:58,803 --> 00:59:00,170
YEAH, GOOD.

1061
00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,207
OK.

1062
00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:07,344
BY THE WAY, I'M MOLLY.

1063
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,313
I'M ROLAND.

1064
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,149
ROLAND. OK, ROLAND.

1065
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,321
YOU'RE NOT
ON THE ZONE
OR COUNTING POINTS

1066
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,624
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
ARE YOU?

1067
00:59:20,457 --> 00:59:21,491
NO.

1068
00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:31,068
IS THAT THE NORTH STAR?

1069
00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:33,604
NO. I THINK
THAT'S AN AIRPLANE.

1070
00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:36,807
YOU SEE-- YOU SEE
THE WAY IT'S MOVING?

1071
00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:39,209
THAT'S THE NORTH STAR.

1072
00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:42,847
SO THAT'S WHERE
THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING IT.

1073
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,616
SOMEDAY I WANT TO DO MORE
THAN LOOK AT THE STARS.

1074
00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:47,985
I'M FIXING
TO SOAR WITH THEM.

1075
00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,888
WHAT, YOU MEAN,
LIKE AN ASTRONAUT
OR SOMETHING?

1076
00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:54,725
NO, NOT EXACTLY.
NOT A LIVING ONE,
AT LEAST.

1077
00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,827
YOU SEE, THEY GOT
THIS COMPANY
OUT OF BEAUMONT

1078
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,262
ALL RIGHT.

1079
00:59:58,328 --> 01:00:00,064
AND THEY WILL
LAUNCH YOUR REMAINS
RIGHT OUT INTO OUTER SPACE.

1080
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,432
REALLY?
I LOVE SHIT LIKE THAT.
YEAH.

1081
01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:03,567
BUT HOW?

1082
01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:04,969
THEY--THEY--
WHAT THEY DO IS
THEY PARK YOU--

1083
01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,437
HOLT, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOIN'?

1084
01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:11,575
CONTEMPLATING THE VASTNESS
OF THE UNIVERSE, SIR.

1085
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,722
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED.

1086
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:27,024
DOES THIS LOOK
LIKE RED TO YOU?

1087
01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:30,427
JUST SHOOT HER, SHARP.
YOU'D BE DOIN' HER A FAVOR.

1088
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:31,829
WHERE ARE TERESA AND ANNE?

1089
01:00:31,896 --> 01:00:32,897
I--I DON'T KNOW.

1090
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,231
YOU'RE LYING.

1091
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,000
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

1092
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,134
YOU BROKE EYE CONTACT.

1093
01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,569
IT'S A SIGN OF STRESS
AND POSSIBLE DECEPTION.

1094
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,339
SO, BY THE WAY,
IS PICKIN' AT YOUR CLOTHES.
STOP PICKING AT YOUR CLOTHES.

1095
01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,909
LOOK ME IN THE EYE
AND TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE AT.

1096
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,744
TERESA AND ANTONIO
HAD A REALLY BIG FIGHT.

1097
01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,112
SHE HAD TO
BLOW OFF SOME STEAM,

1098
01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:49,914
SO THEY WENT
TO THE BUFFALO BILLIARDS.

1099
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,483
YOU STAY HERE.

1100
01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:56,653
DON'T BE
CONTEMPLATING THE UNIVERSE
WITH ANYBODY.

1101
01:00:56,721 --> 01:00:58,622
*(Who Invited You
by The Donnas playing)

1102
01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:01,191
* I'M BUSY TALKING
TO THIS GUY *

1103
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,461
* WHEN I SEE OUTTA THE CORNER
OF MY EYE *

1104
01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:10,034
* WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHO LET YOU IN *

1105
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:14,038
LOOK, A NATIVE APPROACHES.
AVOID EYE CONTACT.

1106
01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,273
* 'CAUSE WE DO
AND WE DON'T CARE *

1107
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,142
* IF YOU HAD MORE FUN
IN SUNDAY SCHOOL *

1108
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,676
YOU GUYS
ARE THE CHEERLEADERS,
RIGHT?

1109
01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:21,078
THE ONES WITH THE CALENDAR?

1110
01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:22,179
NOPE.

1111
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:23,881
COULD HAVE SWORN
YOU WERE JUNE.

1112
01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:25,215
JUNE KICKS ASS.

1113
01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:27,251
HMM, SORRY, WRONG GIRL.

1114
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:32,089
WELL, ME AND MY BUDDIES
OVER THERE, WE GO TO,
LIKE, EVERY GAME.

1115
01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,590
HAVE YOU SEEN US?

1116
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:35,793
YEAH. YEAH.

1117
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,195
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
YOU GUYS.

1118
01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:40,130
YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES
GETTING REALLY DRUNK

1119
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:42,366
GOING, "WOO, WOO,
WOO, WOO," RIGHT?

1120
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,700
YOU SAW US.

1121
01:01:43,768 --> 01:01:45,369
NO.

1122
01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:47,304
YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT SUCKS.

1123
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:50,941
I'M CAPTAIN
OF THE CHEER SQUAD.
OUR SCHOOL SPIRIT KICKS ASS.

1124
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:55,079
YEAH, AND IT'S GETTING HIT ON
BY IDIOTS LIKE YOU
THAT REALLY SUCKS.

1125
01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:57,681
YOU'RE A SASSY BITCH.
I LIKE THAT.

1126
01:01:58,816 --> 01:01:59,950
GET YOUR HANDS--

1127
01:02:00,017 --> 01:02:01,819
HANG ON NOW.

1128
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:05,655
EVERYBODY COOL OFF.
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN TONIGHT.

1129
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:08,859
NOW I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN.

1130
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:10,227
WAS THAT COMPLETELY NECESSARY?

1131
01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:13,663
YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE
A YOUNG MAN BY DOING THAT.

1132
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,374
I SHOULD WARN YOU.

1133
01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,777
I KNOW KARATE.

1134
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,846
YOU BETTER KNOW SOMETHIN'.

1135
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,851
ANY OF THE REST OF YOU BOYS
HERE IN THIS POOL HALL
WANNA PLAY THE WINNER?

1136
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:47,231
WE HAD THE SITUATION
UNDER CONTROL.

1137
01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:50,868
YEAH. WE WERE
ABOUT TO GO ALL BUFFY
ON THEIR GRINGO ASSES.

1138
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,015
I BROUGHT YOU A PILLOW.

1139
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,417
IT'S BETTER THAN THE ONES
YOU'VE BEEN USING.

1140
01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:10,487
BUCKWHEAT HULLS.
IT'S GOOD FOR NECK SUPPORT.

1141
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:12,456
THANK YOU.

1142
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:16,360
THAT WAS COOL WHAT YOU DID
FOR THE GIRLS.

1143
01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,263
IT WAS COOL.

1144
01:03:21,098 --> 01:03:22,967
THAT'S ONE BIG
HONKING BULLET.

1145
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,302
YOU FIXIN' TO SEND
A MONKEY UP IN THAT THING?

1146
01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:28,705
THAT THING IS
A PERSONNEL
SUPPRESSOR DELUXE.

1147
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:32,242
PERSONNEL SUPPRESSOR?
YOU MEAN KILLING?

1148
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,311
WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST
WOUND THEM OR SOMETHING?

1149
01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:36,046
SHOOT THE GUN
OUT OF THEIR HAND?

1150
01:03:36,113 --> 01:03:37,481
NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

1151
01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:44,288
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
THE CHEERLEADING TYPE,
ARE YOU?

1152
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:46,790
FOR ME, IT'S MORE PENANCE
THAN A PASSION.

1153
01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:49,626
RELIGIOUS ASCETICS
WEAR A HAIR SHIRT,
I CARRY THE POM-POMS.

1154
01:03:49,693 --> 01:03:50,694
HMM.

1155
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,863
I DON'T KNOW.

1156
01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,033
I GUESS
IT'S THE DUALITY OF MAN,
YOU KNOW?

1157
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:58,402
"THAT JUNGIAN THING, SIR."

1158
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,537
MATTHEW MODINE,
FULL METAL JACKET.

1159
01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:03,273
PEACE SIGN
ON ONE SIDE OF HIS HELMET,
"BORN TO KILL" ON THE OTHER.

1160
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,242
IT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

1161
01:04:08,112 --> 01:04:10,847
MY FAVORITE MOVIE
IS THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

1162
01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,389
"WHAT'S IN A NAME?

1163
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:24,228
"THAT WHICH WE CALL A ROSE
BY ANY OTHER NAME
WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

1164
01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:25,930
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
ANY OF THIS.

1165
01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:27,197
PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY.

1166
01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,599
SHE'S A CAPULET,
HE'S A MONTAGUE.

1167
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,835
THE 2 FAMILIES HAVE ALWAYS
HATED EACH OTHER

1168
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:34,271
AND THEY ALWAYS
WILL HATE EACH OTHER.

1169
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,306
WELL,
WHY COULDN'T SHAKESPEARE
JUST SAY IT LIKE THAT?

1170
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:37,741
HE COULD HAVE.

1171
01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:41,045
BUT NOBODY WOULD
BE TALKIN' ABOUT IT
410 YEARS LATER.

1172
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:42,980
HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET?

1173
01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,314
I READ THE PLAY.

1174
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:45,615
WHY WOULD YOU
READ THE PLAY?

1175
01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,517
MOLLY'S COMIN' OVER
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

1176
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,919
WHO'S MOLLY?

1177
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:50,654
PROFESSOR McCARTHY.

1178
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,356
YOU CALL HER MOLLY?

1179
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,192
UH, THIS WHOLE HOUSE
TOTALLY REEKS.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

1180
01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:57,761
5 ALARM CHILI.
IT'S MY SPECIALTY.

1181
01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:01,398
UH, YOU'RE PUTTING MEAT
INTO MY LENTIL POT?

1182
01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,233
HE'S MAKING DINNER
FOR MOLLY.

1183
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,368
WHO'S MOLLY?

1184
01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:06,836
UH, PROFESSOR McCARTHY,
INTRO TO ENGLISH LIT.

1185
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,273
OH, I HAD HER
LAST QUARTER.
SHE'S A BABE.

1186
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,574
AND THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE SERVING HER?

1187
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,242
IT'S HIS SPECIALTY.

1188
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,677
MY WIFE LOVED MY CHILI.

1189
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,146
YOUR WIFE
LEFT YOUR GASSY OLD ASS.

1190
01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:17,347
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

1191
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,682
SHARP'S GOT A DATE.

1192
01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:25,555
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?

1193
01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:27,324
CLOTHES.
PANTS, SPORT COAT.

1194
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:28,625
OH, NOT THAT
BUTT-UGLY THING.

1195
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,793
I LIKE THAT SPORT COAT.

1196
01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,461
OK, I GRABBED
EVERYTHING I COULD FIND.

1197
01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:33,830
WHAT COMES FIRST,
ASTRINGENT OR
EXFOLIATING LOTION?

1198
01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:35,332
I DON'T USE THAT STUFF.

1199
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:37,101
YOU ARE. YOU'VE GOT PORES
THE SIZE OF MANHOLE COVERS.

1200
01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:41,405
AND THE EARS, THE NOSE.
WE BETTER DO SOMETHING
ABOUT ALL THIS HAIR.

1201
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,873
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN USE SOME BRONZER.
YOU NEED SOME COLOR.

1202
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:44,975
I DON'T BRONZE.

1203
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,576
OH, YOU'LL BRONZE,
WHITE BOY.

1204
01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,245
I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY
GROOMING MYSELF

1205
01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:50,147
FOR A LOT LONGER
THAN ANY OF Y'ALL
HAVE BEEN ALIVE.

1206
01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:52,449
YEAH, WELL,
SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED
SINCE YOU WERE YOUNG.

1207
01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:54,918
WE'VE DISCOVERED FIRE
AND THE WHEEL.

1208
01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:57,821
SHE'S RIGHT.
AND IF YOU WANNA GET OVER,
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO US.

1209
01:05:57,887 --> 01:05:59,089
I'M NOT GETTIN' OVER.
I'M HAVIN' DINNER.

1210
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:00,424
NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT
YOU WON'T.

1211
01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:02,859
BARB, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING
WITH THE HAIR?

1212
01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:04,161
SHAVE IT ALL OFF.

1213
01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:06,363
GO TALK TO HER.
GIVE ME THAT.

1214
01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,566
BARB.

1215
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,737
COME ON. I MEAN,
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK OUT
BETWEEN YOU AND SHARP.

1216
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,272
HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR

1217
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:19,876
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT
GRANDFATHER.

1218
01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:23,480
AND YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
TO HELP HIM.

1219
01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:25,049
YOU WENT TO BEAUTY SCHOOL.

1220
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:27,717
I FLUNKED OUT.

1221
01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,753
I KNOW.

1222
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,188
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

1223
01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:36,960
*(I'm Too Sexy
by Right Said Fred playing)

1224
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:44,034
* I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT *

1225
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,603
* SO SEXY IT HURTS

1226
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,805
"NATURAL-LOOKING
DRAMATIC HIGHLIGHTS

1227
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:51,941
"THAT ENHANCE AND BRIGHTEN
YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR."

1228
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,243
YES.
NO.

1229
01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,179
* NEW YORK AND JAPAN

1230
01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:04,921
* I'M TOO SEXY *

1231
01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:07,191
OK, LET'S FOCUS
ON THE CONVERSATION.

1232
01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:08,658
HOW ARE YOU
GONNA GET THINGS ROLLING?

1233
01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:10,094
I DON'T KNOW.

1234
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,928
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I WENT OUT ON A DATE.

1235
01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:15,199
THAT'S OK. UM,
LOOK, JUST GIVE US
A LITTLE PREVIEW.

1236
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:17,967
I'M HER.

1237
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,703
I COME IN.

1238
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:20,937
GO.

1239
01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:23,173
WELL, I'LL START OUT
BY SAYIN' "HELLO."

1240
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,908
NO, I'LL SAY "HI."

1241
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:28,412
NO, "HELLO" IS BETTER.
I THINK.

1242
01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:30,347
I'LL WAIT AND SEE
HOW I FEEL AT THE TIME.

1243
01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,750
THEN I'LL PROBABLY
START OUT SAYIN'--

1244
01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,819
ASKIN' HER IF SHE EVER...

1245
01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:39,156
OH.

1246
01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,926
WE'LL START TALKIN'
ABOUT, UH...

1247
01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,831
I'M IN DEEP SHIT, AIN'T I?

1248
01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,204
WHO KNEW YOU WERE SUCH A BABE?

1249
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:56,306
YEAH. EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T
LET US FROST YOUR TIPS.

1250
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,974
YOU CLEAN UP
PRETTY NICE, SERGEANT.

1251
01:07:58,041 --> 01:07:59,609
YOU'RE ALL THAT
AND THEN SOME.

1252
01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:00,677
THANK YOU.

1253
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:03,213
REMEMBER,
A WOMAN IS LIKE A HORSE.

1254
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,516
SHE LIKES TO KNOW
THAT THE GUY ON THE SADDLE
HAS A TIGHT GRIP ON THE REINS.

1255
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,818
EXCUSE ME,
A WOMAN IS NOT A HORSE.

1256
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,420
JUST BE YOURSELF.

1257
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,922
I'M NOT SO SURE
BEING HIMSELF IS GOING
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

1258
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:16,826
OK. JUST BE YOURSELF,
BUT NOT THE YOU
WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

1259
01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:19,896
BE THE YOU WHO YOU WOULD BE
IF YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE.

1260
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:21,097
SOMEBODY BETTER.

1261
01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:22,799
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
SOMEBODY BETTER.

1262
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,134
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO
CALL THIS OFF.

1263
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:25,302
OK.

1264
01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:26,903
NO!

1265
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:29,105
IT'S TOO LATE.
OK, NOW, JUST DON'T BE
THE SCHIZOID SHARP.

1266
01:08:29,173 --> 01:08:31,408
BE THE SHARP
WHO EMBRACES LIFE.

1267
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:40,083
NOW, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE WITH YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

1268
01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:43,620
SGT. HOLT PROVIDED US
WITH A SPARE SET
OF EYES AND EARS.

1269
01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:46,756
CAN YOU HEAR ME?

1270
01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:49,226
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

1271
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,394
GIT OUTTA HERE!

1272
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,128
SORRY.

1273
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,999
JUST TAKE THESE.

1274
01:09:00,404 --> 01:09:01,471
GET!

1275
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:09,679
HELLO.

1276
01:09:09,746 --> 01:09:10,980
COME IN.

1277
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:15,652
SHH.

1278
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,061
TELL HER
SHE LOOKS NICE.

1279
01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:27,964
YOU LOOK NICE.

1280
01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:31,501
THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.

1281
01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:33,036
NIFTY JACKET.

1282
01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:36,740
GIVE HER THE FLOWERS.

1283
01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,275
THE GIRLS THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE THOSE.

1284
01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:39,876
NO, THEY WERE
YOUR IDEA.

1285
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:43,747
THEY'RE MY IDEA,
BUT THE GIRLS THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE THOSE.

1286
01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,784
WELL, THEY WERE RIGHT.

1287
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:48,885
THEY'RE NOT HERE,
ARE THEY?

1288
01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:50,086
NO.

1289
01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:52,088
GOOD. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE AWKWARD.

1290
01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:53,723
YES. REAL AWKWARD.

1291
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,260
TAKE THE WINE.

1292
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:58,495
TAKE IT.

1293
01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:00,564
I-I'LL JUST GO OPEN THIS.

1294
01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:12,208
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE CORKSCREW?

1295
01:10:12,276 --> 01:10:14,478
LEFT OF THE SINK, TOP DRAWER.

1296
01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:28,392
LOOK.

1297
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,927
BASE TO RANGER ONE,
WE'VE GOT A MAKEUP CHECK
IN THE DINING ROOM.

1298
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,629
I REPEAT, MAKEUP CHECK
IN THE DINING ROOM.

1299
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:34,030
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

1300
01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:37,133
IT MEANS SHE DIGS YOU, MAN.
NOW, LOOSEN THE HELL UP.

1301
01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:48,044
THANK YOU.

1302
01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,213
ROOT BEER.

1303
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,782
I GAVE UP ALCOHOL
ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO.

1304
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,751
DIDN'T LIKE YOURSELF
WHEN YOU WERE DRINKIN', HUH?

1305
01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:56,286
HELL, I LOVED MYSELF
WHEN I DRANK.

1306
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:58,988
IT WAS OTHER PEOPLE
THAT HAD THE PROBLEM.

1307
01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:01,758
HE'S A DORK.

1308
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,132
WELL, WHY DON'T I, UH,
PUT THESE IN SOME WATER.

1309
01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:11,468
YEAH.

1310
01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:13,269
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
YOU GOT A LAUGH.

1311
01:11:13,337 --> 01:11:15,905
NOW GO TO THE TABLE
AND LIGHT THE CANDLES.

1312
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:18,274
NO, THAT'S
SUCH A LAME MOVE.

1313
01:11:18,342 --> 01:11:20,109
CANDLES ARE
A TOTAL CLICHE.

1314
01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:21,378
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT CLICHES?

1315
01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,879
YOU'VE GOT A WATERBED.

1316
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,048
I SAY, LIGHT THE CANDLE.
IT'S SEXY.

1317
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:27,417
HE MIGHT AS WELL PULL OUT
THE BEARSKIN RUG

1318
01:11:27,484 --> 01:11:29,486
AND THE DISCO BALL,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.

1319
01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:31,087
I NEED CONFIRMATION.

1320
01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:34,324
IS LIGHTING THE CANDLE
A COOL MOVE
OR NOT A COOL MOVE?

1321
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:36,192
FINE.

1322
01:11:36,259 --> 01:11:37,727
ALL IN FAVOR
OF CANDLES?

1323
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:38,928
ME.

1324
01:11:38,995 --> 01:11:40,364
OPPOSED?

1325
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:42,732
MISSION CONTROL TO SHARP.

1326
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,568
LIGHT THOSE CANDLES.

1327
01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:53,877
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

1328
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,179
SO MANY OF MY COLLEAGUES
JUST STICK IT OUT

1329
01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:58,982
FOR THE PAYCHECK
AND THE BENEFITS.

1330
01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:01,217
OR, IN MY EX-HUSBAND'S CASE

1331
01:12:01,284 --> 01:12:04,954
FOR THE ENDLESS SUPPLY
OF FRESH, YOUNG COEDS.

1332
01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:09,125
BUT WHY WOULD A MAN
WANT TO BE WITH A GIRL
WHEN HE CAN BE WITH A WOMAN?

1333
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,961
OR IN YOUR CASE,
WITH 5 GIRLS.

1334
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,065
WHAT IS YOUR STORY?

1335
01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:19,302
MY WORK BECAME MY MISTRESS.

1336
01:12:19,369 --> 01:12:21,270
BEFORE I KNEW IT,
THAT WAS ALL I HAD.

1337
01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:40,724
*(Funny How Time Slips Away
by Willie Nelson playing)

1338
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,191
* WELL, HELLO THERE

1339
01:12:42,258 --> 01:12:44,428
WILLIE NELSON.

1340
01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:47,263
* MY, IT'S BEEN
A LONG, LONG TIME *

1341
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,232
MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART.

1342
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:53,603
YOU WANT TO DANCE?

1343
01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,405
* HOW AM I DOING?

1344
01:12:58,174 --> 01:13:02,111
* OH, I GUESS
THAT I'M DOING FINE *

1345
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,384
SO, WHAT'S REALLY
GOING ON HERE?

1346
01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:10,720
* IT'S BEEN SO LONG NOW

1347
01:13:10,787 --> 01:13:12,989
* BUT IT SEEMS NOW

1348
01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:14,824
DANCING.

1349
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,493
* THAT IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY

1350
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,662
NO, I MEAN HERE.

1351
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:22,732
WHAT IS A MAN LIKE YOU
DOING IN THIS HOUSE?

1352
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,269
WELL, IT'S, UH,

1353
01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,539
A TEMPORARY ASSIGNMENT.

1354
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:36,345
AND I VENTURE TO GUESS
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH CHEERLEADING, DOES IT?

1355
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,881
NOT MUCH, NO.

1356
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,084
IT'S KINDA COMPLICATED.

1357
01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:43,386
* I HOPE THAT
HE'S DOIN' FINE *

1358
01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:49,192
YOU WANT TO GO
IN THE LIVING ROOM?

1359
01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:53,362
YEAH.

1360
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:56,199
* THAT YOU'D LOVE HIM
TILL THE END OF TIME *

1361
01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,670
OH, GROSS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
BAG HER ON THE COUCH?

1362
01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:04,541
* NOW, THAT'S THE SAME THING

1363
01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:07,276
* THAT YOU TOLD ME

1364
01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:12,215
* SEEMS LIKE
JUST THE OTHER DAY *

1365
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,784
GOOD NIGHT, BARB.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

1366
01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:17,954
I CAN STILL SEE YOU.

1367
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:22,826
* HOW TIME SLIPS AWAY *

1368
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,561
YOU'RE KILLING ME.

1369
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:45,615
HELLO?

1370
01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:49,218
HI, UM, I'M RETURNING A CALL
FROM SOMEBODY NAMED EVIE.

1371
01:14:49,285 --> 01:14:52,021
THAT'S ME. IS THIS EMMA?

1372
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:54,357
Y-Y-YEAH. I-I'M SORRY,
DO I KNOW YOU?

1373
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,993
NO, NO. BUT I KNOW YOUR DAD.

1374
01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:59,796
I GOT YOUR NUMBER
FROM HIS CELL PHONE.

1375
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:03,199
UM, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
BUT I'M DOING THIS PSYCH PAPER

1376
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:05,535
AND I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD ASK YOU
SOME QUESTIONS.

1377
01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:07,837
YEAH, OK.

1378
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,205
GREAT.

1379
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,040
OH, I HAVE THIS HEX RALLY
TOMORROW NIGHT,

1380
01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:14,310
BUT I WAS WONDERING
IF WE CAN GET STARTED TONIGHT.

1381
01:15:26,823 --> 01:15:28,457
5, 6, 7, 8.

1382
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,159
*

1383
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,564
OOH, AH. OOH, AH.

1384
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:42,471
BARB.

1385
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,539
THIS IS--

1386
01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:44,641
UH, TERRIBLE,
I KNOW.

1387
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,710
I WAS GONNA SAY GOOD.

1388
01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,144
I'M PROUD OF YOU. IT'S GOOD.

1389
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,648
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOIN'?

1390
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:53,149
GETTING PUMPED
FOR HEX RALLY.

1391
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,483
WE'LL HAVE TO
NIX THE HEX RALLY.
WHAT?

1392
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,786
OH, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO NIXING
THE HEX.

1393
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,087
IT MUST GO ON.

1394
01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:00,056
YOU CAN'T STOP THE HEX,
MR. RANGER-MAN.
YEAH.

1395
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,157
IT'S BIGGER
THAN ALL OF US.

1396
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,258
IS THAT RIGHT?

1397
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,794
IF WE WERE DOCTORS,
WE'D CURE CANCER.

1398
01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:07,330
I-I-IF WE WERE NURSES,
WE'D GIVE PEOPLE SHOTS.

1399
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:11,367
IF WE WERE ASTRONAUTS,
WE WOULD DO OTHER THINGS.

1400
01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:14,003
BUT WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE CHEERLEADERS.

1401
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,105
AND WE'RE GOIN'
TO THE HEX RALLY,
YOU KNOW.

1402
01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:17,540
YOU DON'T RESPECT
CHEERLEADING, DO YOU?

1403
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:18,708
NO.

1404
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,710
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.

1405
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:23,546
SAMUEL L. JACKSON,
SANDRA BULLOCK,
CAMERON DIAZ,

1406
01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,015
CALISTA FLOCKHART,
MADONNA AND HALLE BERRY.

1407
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:30,319
NOT TO MENTION FRANKLIN D.
ROOSEVELT, RONALD REAGAN,
GEORGE W. BUSH

1408
01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:33,156
AND THE GOVERNOR
OF OUR FAIR STATE,
RICK PERRY.

1409
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:34,490
ALL CHEERLEADERS.
YEAH.

1410
01:16:34,557 --> 01:16:36,525
SEE, YOU'RE
A NEGATIVE PERSON,
SHARP.

1411
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,762
CHEERLEADING IS ALL
ABOUT THE POSITIVE.

1412
01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:42,966
OUR JOB IS TO INSPIRE,
SUPPORT AND ELECTRIFY.

1413
01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:44,768
ANY FOOL CAN FEEL GOOD
WHEN YOU'RE WINNING.

1414
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:47,203
BUT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
27 POINTS
IN THE 4TH QUARTER

1415
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,806
THAT'S WHEN YOU
GOTTA ASK YOURSELF,
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL?"

1416
01:16:54,878 --> 01:16:56,880
I MIGHT CALL HALLE BERRY.

1417
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,614
YEAH.

1418
01:17:39,188 --> 01:17:40,656
HEY, LONGHORNS.

1419
01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:43,459
ARE WE READY
TO TAKE A&M TO THE MAT?

1420
01:17:46,229 --> 01:17:48,464
I DON'T THINK THESE GUYS
CAN HEAR YOU.

1421
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:54,771
ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW THAT
WE'VE PUT THE HEX
ON THOSE AGGIES,

1422
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,106
I WANT Y'ALL TO RAISE
YOUR FLAMES UP HIGH

1423
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,709
FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
A THING OR 2 ABOUT SPIRIT.

1424
01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:04,180
I AM TALKING ABOUT
ASSISTANT CHEER COACH
ROLAND SHARP.

1425
01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:10,086
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THIS?

1426
01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:12,188
INSPIRE AND ELECTRIFY. GO!

1427
01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:16,392
ALL RIGHT.

1428
01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:17,493
BRING IT.

1429
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,228
UH,

1430
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,498
THIS TORCH RIGHT HERE
REPRESENTS

1431
01:18:22,565 --> 01:18:25,001
THE SPIRIT BURNIN'
DEEP WITHIN THE HEART

1432
01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:27,871
OF EACH AND EVERY LONGHORN
THAT NEVER CAN BE
EXTINGUISHED.

1433
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:40,349
ALL RIGHT.

1434
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,852
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE

1435
01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:45,388
YOU WANT TO SEE
YOUR LONGHORNS
EMERGE VICTORIOUS.

1436
01:18:45,454 --> 01:18:46,856
YEAH.

1437
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,992
YOU WANT TO SEE THEM
DOMINATE THE FOOTBALL FIELD

1438
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,762
AND WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME.

1439
01:18:55,598 --> 01:18:59,202
WELL, THEN IT'S UP TO
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US
TO HELP 'EM.

1440
01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:00,403
WE GOT TO RAISE 'EM UP.

1441
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:04,007
WE GOT TO HOIST THEM HIGH

1442
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,509
TO PUT THEM ON A PLATFORM
OF POSITIVITY.

1443
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,446
ANY FOOL CAN FEEL GOOD
WHEN YOU'RE WINNING.

1444
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:13,316
BUT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
27 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER,

1445
01:19:13,382 --> 01:19:16,652
YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF,
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL?"

1446
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:18,187
I TELL YOU
WHO I'M GOING TO CALL,

1447
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,755
AND THAT'S THESE LADIES
RIGHT HERE.

1448
01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:23,927
THEY'RE THE MOST
SPIRITED GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES
I'VE EVER SEEN

1449
01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,462
OR HAD A CHANCE
TO GET TO KNOW
AND HAD THE PRIVILEGE

1450
01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:28,197
OF COMING IN CONTACT WITH.

1451
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:30,900
PRAISE THE LORD
AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

1452
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:52,455
OK, NOW CAN I GET A WITNESS?
THIS MAN HAS GOT THE SPIRIT.

1453
01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:55,358
SWEAR TO GOD, I THOUGHT
HE WAS GONNA START SPEAKING
IN TONGUES.

1454
01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,726
NO, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
"PLATFORM OF POSITIVITY"?

1455
01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,696
I WAS GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL,
BUT DIDN'T WANT TO
STEAL THE LIMELIGHT.

1456
01:20:03,732 --> 01:20:05,268
I THINK SHARP
JUST MADE A JOKE.

1457
01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,971
IT'S MORE OF A JAPE OR A JEST,
BUT STILL, IT'S PROGRESS.

1458
01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:09,105
CAN WE GO TO THE PARTY?

1459
01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:11,474
NEGATIVO, BABY.

1460
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:15,778
HEY, PLEASE. WHEN ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA GET OVER YOURSELVES?

1461
01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:18,581
NOBODY, I REPEAT,
NOBODY IS TRYING TO KILL US.

1462
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,856
GET OUT OF THIS VAN,
RIGHT NOW! LET'S GO!

1463
01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:28,457
COME ON.

1464
01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:32,161
THIS THING IS NOT WORKING.
IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M STUCK.

1465
01:20:32,228 --> 01:20:33,762
LET'S GO!

1466
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,932
I'M STUCK!
I CAN'T GET OUT!
I'M STUCK!

1467
01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:38,935
GET DOWN!

1468
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,186
OK, MAYBE SOMEBODY
IS TRYING TO KILL US.

1469
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,758
HOW DID THEY, LIKE, FIND US?

1470
01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:05,261
THEY LOOKED FOR US.

1471
01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:06,362
WHAT ABOUT EMMA?

1472
01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:07,796
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE I AM.

1473
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,398
YES, SIR, SHE DOES.

1474
01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:11,367
SHE CALLED LAST NIGHT
ON THE HOUSE PHONE.

1475
01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:13,069
OOPS.

1476
01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:15,304
SHE WAS RETURNING MY CALL.

1477
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,672
WAS THAT A MISTAKE?

1478
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,978
GET THEM UPSTAIRS.

1479
01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:24,347
COME ON, LET'S GO, NOW.
COME ON.

1480
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:26,782
COME ON, MOVE.

1481
01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,223
HELLO?

1482
01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,291
WHERE YOU AT?

1483
01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:36,359
I'M AT HOME.

1484
01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,261
WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?

1485
01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,829
DAD, I TOLD YOU.
SHE AND KEITH WENT TO CANCUN
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

1486
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,798
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
CHECK UP ON ME.

1487
01:21:42,865 --> 01:21:44,467
YOUR FRIEND
FROM THE F.B.I. IS HERE.
HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

1488
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,936
LET ME TALK TO HIM.

1489
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,406
HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

1490
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,742
HEY, SHARP.
HOW ARE YOUR WITNESSES DOIN'?

1491
01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:55,011
EVERYONE SAFE?

1492
01:21:55,078 --> 01:21:56,412
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.

1493
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:58,447
GOOD, GOOD. YEAH,
I WAS JUST TELLING EMMA HERE

1494
01:21:58,514 --> 01:22:00,950
THAT A PRETTY DESPERATE GUY
OUT THERE IS TRYING
TO COVER A CRIME

1495
01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:04,320
AND IF HE COULDN'T GET TO YOU,
HE MIGHT COME LOOKING FOR HER.

1496
01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:05,454
DON'T WORRY.

1497
01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:06,855
I'M HERE NOW,
AND EVERYTHING'S COOL.

1498
01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:10,994
EMMA DOLL,
IS THERE ANY MORE COFFEE?

1499
01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:12,161
YES, SURE, MR. ZANE.

1500
01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:13,829
THANK YOU.

1501
01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:20,669
I'M A DEAD MAN, SHARP.

1502
01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:22,571
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR WITNESSES ANYMORE.

1503
01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:26,242
ALL I WANT IS THE MONEY
BALL STOLE FROM CORTLAND.

1504
01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:30,246
ALL RIGHT,
THE NIGHT YOU ARRESTED BALL,
YOU TOOK A KEY FROM HIM.

1505
01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:31,580
YEAH.

1506
01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:33,882
GOOD.
HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.

1507
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:37,020
YOU GO TO THE BANK,
TAKE THE MONEY OUT
OF THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX,

1508
01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:39,288
PUT THE MONEY
IN A DUFFLE BAG,

1509
01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:40,856
GET IN YOUR TRUCK

1510
01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:44,527
AND MEET ME IN EAGLE PASS
NEAR THE BORDER AT 2:00 P.M.

1511
01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:47,130
ONLY YOU, SHARP. NO ONE ELSE.

1512
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,383
(man chattering in Spanish
over P.A. system)

1513
01:23:19,162 --> 01:23:21,164
PUT YOUR KEYS IN THE BAG

1514
01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:22,931
AND GET OUT OF THE TRUCK
WITH THE MONEY.

1515
01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:34,643
BAG ON THE GROUND.

1516
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:37,880
PUT YOUR WEAPON IN THE BAG.

1517
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:43,552
PUT YOUR CELL PHONE
IN THE BAG,

1518
01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,054
GET BACK IN THE TRUCK,

1519
01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:47,690
AND HANDCUFF YOURSELF
TO THE STEERING WHEEL.

1520
01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:51,727
DON'T TRY ANY TRICKS, SHARP.
I WILL SHOOT HER
RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

1521
01:24:09,912 --> 01:24:12,181
(man chattering
over P.A. system)

1522
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,129
THANKS, ROLAND.
YOU'RE A GOOD PARENT.

1523
01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:29,798
PLEASE BOARD IMMEDIATELY.

1524
01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:31,900
THIS IS THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT

1525
01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:35,971
FOR THE BUS LEAVING
FOR LAREDO, NUEVO LAREDO...

1526
01:24:42,145 --> 01:24:43,646
WHAT THE HELL?

1527
01:24:48,217 --> 01:24:49,752
WHAT ARE Y'ALL
DOING HERE?

1528
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:50,919
BARB'S GOT A PLAN.

1529
01:24:50,986 --> 01:24:52,588
BARB HAS A PLAN?

1530
01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:55,358
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

1531
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,860
I SPENT A YEAR
IN JUVENILE DETENTION
FOR STEALING CARS.

1532
01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:00,263
IT WAS
AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE.

1533
01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:09,037
HOW'D Y'ALL GET HERE?

1534
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:10,606
BRAND-NEW CAR.

1535
01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:49,645
(mimicking
woman in labor)

1536
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:54,950
I THINK I'M HAVING
THE BABY.

1537
01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,122
I CAN'T.

1538
01:26:00,189 --> 01:26:01,690
EVIE, GET IT TOGETHER.

1539
01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:03,626
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
JUST BREATHE.

1540
01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:05,594
COME ON. BREATHE.
READY?

1541
01:26:11,434 --> 01:26:13,101
DRIVER, STOP THE BUS!

1542
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,403
MY FRIEND'S HAVING A BABY!

1543
01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:23,479
I DID IT!

1544
01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:34,022
I HAVE TO GET OFF
EL AUTOBUS!

1545
01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:36,859
I HAVE TO HAVE
MY BABY IN AMERICA!

1546
01:26:36,925 --> 01:26:38,594
I'VE GOT THE BAGS.

1547
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,735
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
THAT'S MY BAG.

1548
01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:48,871
UH, NO, NO,
IT'S MINE.

1549
01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:50,806
IT'S MY BAG.

1550
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,646
HI, EMMA.
WE'RE FRIENDS OF YOUR DAD'S,
SO JUST FOLLOW ME, OK?

1551
01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,782
LOOK, IT'S MY BAG, OK?

1552
01:26:59,848 --> 01:27:01,183
DROP THE BAG.

1553
01:27:01,250 --> 01:27:02,651
IT'S MY BAG!

1554
01:27:03,519 --> 01:27:04,987
DROP THE BAG.

1555
01:27:16,965 --> 01:27:18,000
YOU OK?
YEAH.

1556
01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:25,107
IT'S JUST LIKE DISMOUNTING
A STRETCH PYRAMID.

1557
01:27:25,173 --> 01:27:27,042
OFF THE BUS! OFF THE BUS!

1558
01:27:27,109 --> 01:27:28,511
YOU READY?

1559
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:29,678
1, 2.

1560
01:27:32,281 --> 01:27:33,782
MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

1561
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:35,784
COME ON, EMMA.

1562
01:27:35,851 --> 01:27:38,421
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?
I'M A MATH MAJOR.

1563
01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:39,722
MOVE IT!

1564
01:27:40,689 --> 01:27:42,791
YOU, TOO! OFF THE BUS, NOW!

1565
01:27:48,230 --> 01:27:49,732
COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!

1566
01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:50,899
JUMP!

1567
01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:21,530
YOU ALL RIGHT?

1568
01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:31,006
I'M FINE.

1569
01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,191
HALT, SENOR.

1570
01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:46,842
(man chattering
over radio)

1571
01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:58,854
COME ON, EDDIE,

1572
01:30:58,921 --> 01:31:00,222
THERE'S DOCTORS,
AIR CONDITIONIN',

1573
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,857
AND 3 MEALS A DAY
BACK IN TOWN.

1574
01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:03,692
AND I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY.

1575
01:31:05,994 --> 01:31:07,830
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
KILL ME, SHARP.

1576
01:31:19,775 --> 01:31:20,843
GOD!

1577
01:31:21,710 --> 01:31:22,811
DAMN.

1578
01:31:57,079 --> 01:31:58,881
LOOKIN' SHARP, SHARP.

1579
01:31:59,481 --> 01:32:00,983
I--I DON'T KNOW.

1580
01:32:01,049 --> 01:32:02,851
MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
ANOTHER MASK.

1581
01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:06,021
OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
I ALMOST FORGOT.

1582
01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,025
OH, CUTE.

1583
01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:14,429
OH, MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY.
DAMN IT.

1584
01:32:14,496 --> 01:32:17,399
THE LANGUAGE!
HELLO, WE'RE IN A CHURCH.

1585
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,937
LOOK AT YOU.

1586
01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:24,873
HEY, YOU GUYS. UH,

1587
01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,909
COULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A SECOND?

1588
01:32:26,975 --> 01:32:27,976
SURE.

1589
01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:30,178
YEAH, OK.
DON'T BE NERVOUS.

1590
01:32:30,245 --> 01:32:34,783
OH, YEAH, AND SHARP, REMEMBER,
INSPIRE AND ELECTRIFY, OK?

1591
01:32:34,850 --> 01:32:36,384
SEE YOU. GREAT.

1592
01:32:40,956 --> 01:32:43,258
I--I FEEL LIKE A FREAK SHOW
IN THIS DRESS.

1593
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:44,660
PRETTIEST FREAK SHOW
I EVER SAW.

1594
01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:46,829
WAIT TILL THEY SEE YOU
AT VASSAR.

1595
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,597
ACTUALLY, UM,

1596
01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:50,065
I WAS THINKING
OF TURNING VASSAR DOWN

1597
01:32:50,132 --> 01:32:52,134
AND ACTUALLY
JUST BECOMING
A CHEERLEADER.

1598
01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,805
DAD, THAT WAS A JOKE.

1599
01:32:56,872 --> 01:33:00,242
OH, A JOKE. THAT'S--THAT'S WHY
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD.

1600
01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:09,151
I LOVE YOU, DADDY.

1601
01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:15,423
I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.

1602
01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:19,327
DEARLY BELOVED,

1603
01:33:19,394 --> 01:33:22,597
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
FOR THIS MOST

1604
01:33:22,665 --> 01:33:27,069
SPLENDIFEROUS
AND LOQUACIOUS OCCASION

1605
01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:31,439
TO JOIN THIS COUPLE
IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

1606
01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:35,343
NOW, ROLAND,

1607
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:39,782
DO YOU PROMISE
TO LOVE THIS WOMAN,
AND-D-D-D-D

1608
01:33:39,848 --> 01:33:42,785
BEFORE YOU ANSWER,
REMEMBER THAT, UH...

1609
01:33:43,752 --> 01:33:45,120
* LOVE IS

1610
01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:48,023
* WALKIN' TOGETHER

1611
01:33:48,757 --> 01:33:50,392
* WHY

1612
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,694
* LOVE IS

1613
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:54,697
* TALKIN' TOGETHER

1614
01:33:55,563 --> 01:33:56,832
* WHY

1615
01:33:56,899 --> 01:33:58,100
* LOVE IS

1616
01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:01,003
* SINGIN' TOGETHER, OOH *

1617
01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:02,137
PERCY!

1618
01:34:02,204 --> 01:34:03,839
YEAH, UH, UM...

1619
01:34:03,906 --> 01:34:05,073
GET ON WITH IT.

1620
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:07,710
SURE, BUT OF COURSE.

1621
01:34:07,776 --> 01:34:09,277
WELL, DO YOU?

1622
01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:10,345
I DO.

1623
01:34:10,412 --> 01:34:11,780
AND, MOLLY,

1624
01:34:13,015 --> 01:34:15,317
RADIANT, BEAUTIFUL MOLLY.

1625
01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:20,088
MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY.
GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY.

1626
01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:23,158
WAP-BABALOO-BAM-BA-
WAP-BAM-BOOM.

1627
01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:27,329
DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE ROLAND

1628
01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:31,700
WHEN HE IS ODIFEROUS,

1629
01:34:31,767 --> 01:34:34,236
INDIFFERENT, BELLIGERENT?

1630
01:34:34,302 --> 01:34:35,403
I DO.

1631
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:37,339
YOU DO?

1632
01:34:37,405 --> 01:34:38,506
I DO.

1633
01:34:38,573 --> 01:34:40,042
GOOD, WELL.

1634
01:34:41,643 --> 01:34:45,113
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME
IN THE STATE OF TEXAS,

1635
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,582
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.

1636
01:34:47,649 --> 01:34:49,417
YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.

1637
01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:08,536
COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

1638
01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:12,174
* HEY, HO

1639
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,777
* YEAH, TALKING ABOUT LOVE

1640
01:35:39,034 --> 01:35:41,136
*

1641
01:35:50,813 --> 01:35:52,314
WHOO.

1642
01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:53,715
WHO PUT THIS TABLE HERE?