THE TOTAL IS...
$77.83,
SO I GIVE YOU THE CARD...
HERE--OH, AND I
HAVE TO DO THIS...
AND THEN YOU
HAVE TO SIGN IT.
THANK YOU.
THANKS, GUYS.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
OKAY, WHAT DO I
DO WITH THIS?
I'LL TAKE THAT.
OKAY.
SO DO YOU LIKE LIVING
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
YOU DON'T MIND
THAT THERE ARE
A LOT OF HOMOS
AND STUFF AROUND?
WHAT?
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THEY SEEM PRETTY
COOL TO ME,
BUT AREN'T THEY
ALWAYS, LIKE,
CHECKING OUT YOUR
BOYFRIEND AND STUFF?
NO.
CUSTOMER.
OH, MY GOD.
PAGE ME IF
YOU NEED ME, OKAY?
COME ON.
I WANT TO SEE YOU
CHECK ME OUT.
OKAY.
I'M SORRY...
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE...
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LEFT LIKE THAT.
I FEEL REALLY SILLY.
I FEEL REALLY, REALLY SILLY,
AND I THINK
I KIND OF FREAKED OUT,
AND NOT BECAUSE IT
WAS A GAY BAR, OKAY?
BUT BECAUSE I HAD
ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHAT I WAS DOING THERE,
YOU KNOW?
OKAY, UM...
THE TOTAL IS $54.05.
I HOPE
THEY OVERPAY THEIR EMPLOYEES
AS MUCH AS THEY
OVERCHARGE
THEIR CUSTOMERS.
DO YOU WANT TO COME
TO MY READING GROUP?
IT'S ONE WEEK
FROM MONDAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE TO CHECK WITH TIM.
THERE YOU GO.
UM, MARINA...
IS YOUR READING GROUP
A GAY GROUP?
NO.
THERE ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
YOU LOOK CUTE
WITH THE LITTLE APRON ON.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OH. YES. OKAY.
I'M SORRY.
WE GET TOGETHER
ONCE A MONTH.
FIVE COUPLES.
$50 PER COUPLE
IS OUR LIMIT.
REALLY?
JENNY AND I
BELONGED TO A GAME
BACK IN CHICAGO.
SHE'S NOT A VERY
GOOD CHEATER, THOUGH.
[ GASPS ]
I AM NOT A CHEATER.
EXCUSE ME?
I AM NOT A CHEATER.
TIM LIKES TO SAY
THAT I'M A CHEATER,
BECAUSE TIM IS
ALWAYS LOSING,
RIGHT, TIM?
COME ON,
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
NOT NEVER, ANYWAY.
ONCE I WENT OUT
UP THREE WHOLE DOLLARS.
YOU GUYS SHOULD COME
TOMORROW NIGHT.
WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE ROOM
FOR ANOTHER COUPLE,
RIGHT?
COOL.
WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS START?
UM, I CAN'T.
I HAVE THAT
BOOK CLUB THING.
SO JUST CALL
AND CANCEL.
I MEAN, THIS
WILL BE FUN.
MAYBE WE CAN
BECOME REGULARS, YOU KNOW?
MM-MM.
I COMMITTED.
SO UN-COMMIT.
I MEAN, WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL?
'CAUSE IT'S ONLY ONCE A MONTH,
AND I'VE BEEN
REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
OH, GOD,
YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CANCEL?
NO.
GO ON.
UM, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
JUST KEEP US IN MIND, THOUGH.
SURE, MAN.
HEY.
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE HANGING AT THE SHOW.
ANNIE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
I THOUGHT WE COULD SPEND
THE REST OF THE EVENING
TOGETHER.
OH.
I NEED EXERCISE.
I'M FEELING A LITTLE TENSE.
FINE.
I GUESS
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST.
YEAH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT CAROLYN SEE
IS IN YOUR GROUP.
I KNOW.
A GREAT MIND IS
SUCH A TURN-ON.
I'M SO HAPPY
THAT I CAME.
I FEEL VERY, VERY
INSPIRED TONIGHT.
GOOD, THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
YES.
MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU'LL READ ONE
OF YOUR STORIES.
NO.
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE...
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO.
TINA. HI.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
I'M JUST EXORCISING SOME DEMONS.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
I DO?
YEAH.
YOU'RE GETTING
GREAT DEFINITION
RIGHT HERE.
YOUR LATISSIMUS DORSI.
THEY'RE REALLY
STARTING TO POP.
ARE YOU GETTING
A GOOD STRETCH
IN YOUR HIP FLEXORS?
I GOT TO GO.
BETTE CAME HOME
JUST TO BE WITH ME.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
TINA...
I'M STARTING TO SEE
SOME PRIVATE CLIENTS
VERY SELECTIVELY.
LET ME KNOW
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
YEAH.
I WILL.
GOOD NIGHT.
I HAD A REALLY
GREAT TIME.
GOOD. I'M GLAD.
HAVE SWEET DREAMS.
LOOK, IF YOU
REALLY WANT
TO GO BACK TO DAN FOXWORTHY,
THAT'S FINE BY ME.
I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE FREE.
JUST MAKE THE APPOINTMENT
AND TELL ME WHEN IT IS.
TOMORROW AT 3:15.
I WAS GOING
TO SEE HIM BY MYSELF,
BUT I'D RATHER YOU COME WITH ME.
TO JENNY
BEING IN L.A.
THANK YOU.
I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
I MISSED YOU A LOT.
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
AREN'T THEY CUTE?
ADORABLE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S ORDER.
ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU GUYS
STILL FIGHTING?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
CAN YOU JUST
GET THEM TO GRILL IT?
MY WIFE DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK
I NEED ALL THAT BREADING.
YOU DON'T.
HE DOESN'T.
YOU'RE GETTING A PAUNCH.
OOH.
HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
HI.
OH, MAN.
THAT GIRL IS SO HOT.
SHE DOESN'T REALLY
LOOK LIKE SHE'S GAY.
RANDY.
WHAT?
MARINA'S NOT GAY,
IS SHE?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
WELL, IF SHE IS,
I THINK SHE'S WITH THAT BLONDE
WITH THE CUTE HAIRCUT.
YOU THINK
SHE'S CUTE?
CUTE.
NOW, I DIDN'T SAY
I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HER.
I JUST SAID SHE'S--
WELL, I...
I LIKE THE ONE WHO
LOOKS LIKE A ROCK STAR.
IF I HAD TO BE
WITH A WOMAN,
I THINK SHE'D
BE MY TYPE.
I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
WINE'S NOT BAD, HUH?
IT'S NICE.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
THE SAME THING
YOU'RE DOING HERE,
I IMAGINE.
WELL, I'M FINDING IT
VERY DISTRACTING.
DO YOU?
I'D LIKE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
STOP IT.
I HAVE TO GO.
HEY.
STOPPED AT THE PLANET,
GOT YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.
"SHE DRIFTED ACROSS
THE EXPANSE,
"LIFTED THE FIRST VEIL.
THE AIR ITSELF..."
I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M JUST A LITTLE TENSE.
YOU GO OFF
TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY
AND YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE DEAL
WORKED OUT.
AND, UM...
I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT I'M DOING IN L.A.
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DOING WELL.
I MEAN, YOU'RE WRITING.
YOU'RE WORKING,
A JOB THAT YOU WANTED,
AND YOU EVEN MADE
A FEW NEW FRIENDS, RIGHT?
I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S KIND OF
A LITTLE SCARY
RIGHT NOW.
FEELING A BIT, UM...
OVERWHELMED.
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
I'M NOT THE ENEMY.
I KNOW.
YOU COULDN'T BE
MORE SUPPORTIVE OF ME.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
YOU WANT TO GET THAT?
HELLO?
HI.
UH...
YEAH. HOW ARE YOU?
OH, OKAY.
YES, NO PROBLEM.
OKAY. OKAY.
BYE.
UM...
THAT WAS, UH...
THAT WAS MARINA.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE DINNER
ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
WE DON'T
HAVE PLANS,
DO WE?
BECAUSE IF WE DO,
I CAN RESCHEDULE THEM.
NO, GO AHEAD. FINE.
WE WERE JUST GOING
TO GET TOGETHER
AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT THE BOOK CLUB...
BUT, TIM, I THINK I SHOULD
CALL HER BACK
AND TELL HER
THAT YOU AND I
NEED TO SPEND
SOME TIME TOGETHER.
JENNY...
I HAVE A BASKETBALL GAME
WITH THE DEPARTMENT HEAD
SATURDAY NIGHT.
GO. HAVE DINNER WITH MARINA.
IT'S FINE.
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
SHE SAID
SHE WAS COMING.
IT WAS KIND OF LAST MINUTE,
THOUGH.
SO YOU THINK
SHE MIGHT NOT BE SHOWING UP?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND
A LITTLE TIME TALKING ABOUT YOU.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
I'M SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD EXCUSE.
SO DON'T MAKE THIS
EASY ON ME.
I HAVE FOUND
THE PERFECT DONOR.
WHO?
MARCUS ALLENWOOD,
HE'S AN ARTIST.
AND HE'S JUST BEEN SELECTED
FOR THE NEXT WHITNEY BIENNIAL.
I HAD A SERIOUS
CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
BUT I'VE NEVER MET HIM.
NO, BUT I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU AND I ARE LOOKING FOR,
AND HE IS SO PERFECT.
HE EVEN HAS A KID,
SO WE KNOW HE CAN
GET SOMEONE PREGNANT.
I NEVER MET HIM.
YOU WILL MEET HIM TOMORROW.
HE'S COMING BY THE HOUSE
AT 11:00,
AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM
TO THE CRYOBANK.
HE'S LEAVING
THE NEXT DAY FOR COLOGNE.
HE'S IN A GROUP SHOW.
TEE, HE'S WILLING
TO DO THIS FOR US
SO WE CAN HAVE THE SPERM ON ICE
FOR WHEN YOU'RE NEXT OVULATING.
IT'LL BE THERE
WHEN WE WANT
TO USE IT.
MARCUS?
TINA, RIGHT?
UM...
I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING
OUT OF THE BEDROOM,
AND, UH...
HAVE A SEAT.
AND THEN WE'LL
GO TO THE CRYOBANK.
OKAY.
FUCK.
READY?
TINA,
DID BETTE NOT TELL YOU
I WAS BLACK?
NO, NOT AT ALL,
BUT, I MEAN, SHE
DIDN'T NOT TELL ME,
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER
EITHER WAY.
RIGHT?
I CAN'T ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.
NO.
UH, OKAY.
ARE YOU READY TO GO?
LET'S DO IT.
HI.
I'M TINA KENNARD,
AND I'M HERE
WITH MY FRIEND.
HE'S HERE
TO MAKE A...
DEPOSIT.
MARCUS, RIGHT?
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND IT SAYS HERE
YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN HIV TESTED.
I HAVE ALL MY PAPERWORK.
THEN HERE'S
ALL YOU NEED FROM ME.
THE BATHROOM
IS DOWN THE HALL
ON THE LEFT,
AND THERE ARE MAGAZINES IN THERE
IF YOU NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WOW.
THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS
DECISION TO MAKE.
ISN'T IT?
YOU MUST HAVE GAVE IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT,
BECAUSE REALLY BIG MEN LIKE THAT
TEND TO MAKE REALLY BIG BABIES.
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE
LOOKING AT A C-SECTION.
HI.
WHAT'S UP?
HEY. SHE'S, UH...
SHE'S IN THE BACK.
BYE.
BYE. SEE YOU.
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I GOT THIS VAGUE BUT URGENT
MESSAGE FROM ALICE.
GREAT.
YOU PUT ME IN A FUCKING
AWKWARD POSITION.
HOW COULD YOU
NOT TELL ME
THAT MARCUS ALLENWOOD
IS BLACK?
GOD, I...
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE.
I...
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD BE
A PROBLEM FOR YOU
TO USE A BLACK DONOR.
I DIDN'T SAY
I DIDN'T WANT A BLACK DONOR.
I JUST THINK
WE SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT.
WE ABSOLUTELY
DISCUSSED IT, TINA.
RIGHT IN THE VERY BEGINNING,
WE SAID THAT IF YOU
WERE GOING TO BE
THE BIRTH MOTHER,
THAT WE SHOULD
CONSIDER FINDING
AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN DONOR.
THAT WAY, THE CHILD WOULD BE
MORE LIKE OUR CHILD.
BUT I WASN'T PREPARED.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OTHER THAN...
BEING COMMITTED TO SPENDING
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME,
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO DO
TO PREPARE?
LOOK AT ME, BETTE.
I DON'T FEEL QUALIFIED
TO BE THE MOTHER OF A CHILD
WHO'S HALF AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT MEANS TO BE BLACK.
I THINK I CAN MAKE
A CONTRIBUTION
IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
AND DON'T YOU THINK,
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
TO ALSO HAVE TWO MOMS,
THAT IS A LOT OF OTHERNESS
TO PUT ON ONE CHILD?
YOUR REACTION TO
MARCUS ALLENWOOD,
HOWEVER HONEST
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN,
COMES ACROSS TO BETTE
LIKE A REJECTION
OF HER IDENTITY.
I LOVE BETTE,
AND I LOVE WHO SHE IS.
I JUST WASN'T READY
FOR HOW I WOULD REACT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS TO ME?
THAT WE'RE NOT READY
TO HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER?
"BECAUSE SARAH SHUSTER
CAME DOWN
"AND NOW SHE
REVILES YOU
LIKE YOU REVILE
YOUR OWN CRAVING."
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES.
I SEE YOU GOING
RIGHT TO THAT EDGE,
AND I THINK
I'VE LOST YOU,
AND THEN YOU COME BACK WITH...
AND I KNOW WHY YOU HAD
TO DISAPPEAR ON ME LIKE THAT.
I'M SO FUCKING PROUD
TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
I'M SO PROUD
TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANTED TO GET THIS AFTERNOON
BEFORE MY GAME.
I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT.
HMM. I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT TIME
DOES MILK START?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
ASK DANA TO GO?
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO WORK THAT OUT.
WELL, I'M SURE SHANE'S
GOING TO BE THERE.
YEAH, WHY NOT?
OF COURSE SHE IS.
OH, REALLY?
HOLD ON.
WHERE YOU GOING?
I DON'T KNOW.
DOESN'T THE PROGRAM
START AT 7:30?
YEP.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME.
YOU CAN GO OUT
WITH ALICE AND SHANE
IF YOU WANT.
SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T GO.
YEAH, BETTE'S GIVING AN ART TALK
AT THE C.A.C.
YEAH. NO.
ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN. BYE.
WHEN SHE
LOOKS AT YOU,
SHE'S NOT LOOKING
AT A BLACK WOMAN
OR A WHITE WOMAN.
SHE'S LOOKING
AT THE WOMAN SHE LOVES.
SHE SEES
WHAT SHE WANTS TO SEE.
MAYBE SHE SEES
WHAT YOU LET HER SEE.
I MEAN, MAYBE THIS WASN'T
IMPORTANT BEFORE.
MAYBE WHAT'S WORKED BEST FOR YOU
ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU KNOW, GETTING ALL
YOUR PRETTY THINGS
AND, YOU KNOW, PUTTING TOGETHER
YOUR PRETTY LIFE,
IS THAT YOU LET PEOPLE
SEE WHAT THEY
WANT TO SEE.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
NOTHING.
JUST...
MAYBE IT'S BEEN EASIER
FOR YOU THAT WAY.
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
OH, COME ON.
DON'T WALK OUT.
OH, COME ON, GIRL.
DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE.
DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE
LIKE THIS.
I REALLY DON'T NEED THIS
RIGHT NOW.
OH, COME ON.
WE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS
TO EACH OTHER.
WE?
OKAY, I GOT TO STOP
DOING IT.
I'M THE ONE
THAT ALWAYS RAN AWAY, OKAY?
BUT DON'T DO WHAT I DID.
STAY, HEAR ME OUT,
BECAUSE I'M NOT
GOING TO SAY
WHAT YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO SAY.
THERE'S...
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CUTS ACROSS
ALL OUR REALITIES.
IT'S LOVE,
THE BRIDGE BETWEEN
ALL OUR DIFFERENCES,
AND YOU HAVE
SO MUCH LOVE IN YOUR LIFE.
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO
TEAR DOWN THAT BRIDGE?
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
SO YOU CALLED
SHANE, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT YOU DID.
I TOLD YOU
TO CALL HER.
I SWEAR YOU SAID
YOU WERE CALLING.
NO, I SAID,
"YOU CALL HER."
WHATEVER. SHE'LL BE HERE.
SHE'LL BE HERE.
HOW DO WE DRAW THE LINE
THAT SIGNIFIES WHETHER AN IMAGE
READS AS PORNOGRAPHY?
I MEAN, WHO GETS TO SAY
WHAT PASSES AS ART
AND WHAT IS OBSCENITY?
THE DEBATE
HAS BEEN TAKEN UP
BY LAURIE PAPOU
IN A SERIES OF PAINTINGS
ENTITLED "A GROUP OF SEVEN."
PLEASE, WELCOME LAURIE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
SO, LAURIE,
TO WHAT EXTENT
IS THIS BODY OF WORK
MEANT TO BE READ
AS A NARRATIVE?
SHE'S AWESOME,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?
SOMETIMES I FORGET.
YOU TWO ARE A REALLY
BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.
I MEAN THAT.
YOU'RE REALLY
BEAUTIFUL.
WHY IS IT SO DEPRESSING?
BECAUSE IT'S
THE SAME FACES,
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,
WEEK AFTER WEEK.
FLOATING CLUBS,
FLOATING GIRLS.
OH.
SHE'S CUTE.
SHE'S BEEN WITH
TWO OF MY EXES.
I'M STAYING
OUT OF THAT VICIOUS CYCLE.
IT'S AMAZING.
THIS IS WHERE I COME
WHEN I CAN'T STAND IT
ANYMORE.
SOMETIMES WHEN
I CAN'T SLEEP,
I...
LIE DOWN RIGHT HERE
AND I WATCH
THE SUNRISE.
THIS IS VULGAR, I KNOW,
BUT THE TWO OF YOU
ARE JUST SO FUCKING SEXY.
NO OFFENSE.
IT'S HARD TO TAKE OFFENSE
AT THAT.
I'M GOING TO
GET A DRINK.
CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU
ANYTHING?
I'M GOOD, THANKS.
NO, THANKS.
I'M FINE.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE?
HE'S HITTING ON US.
HE IS.
GOD, THAT HASN'T
HAPPENED IN A WHILE.
I HAVE A THOUGHT.
IT MIGHT BE CRAZY.
WHAT?
I KNOW YOU'RE
OVULATING.
DO YOU THINK
HE'S ATTRACTIVE?
IS HE A GOOD ARTIST?
WHO CARES?
WHAT ABOUT
DAN FOXWORTHY?
OH, FUCK DAN FOXWORTHY.
IT'S OUR LIFE.
WE DON'T NEED
HIS PERMISSION
TO DO WHAT WE THINK
IS RIGHT FOR US.
AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH--
I WANT TO HAVE
A BABY WITH YOU,
AND IF WE
MAKE IT TOGETHER,
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME
TO KNOW THAT IT'S OUR BABY.
OKAY.
YEAH?
YEAH.
YOU SURE?
YEAH.
SHE'S NOT MY TYPE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN AROUND
THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
OH, OH, OH.
NOW, SHE'S CUTE,
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER BEFORE.
IS IT POSSIBLE?
FRESH MEAT.
NEW BLOOD.
CRISPY.
UH-UH.
JUST LOOK
AT ME, OKAY?
[ SULTRY MUSIC ]
[ SINGING ]
I'LL BE THE LIGHT ABOVE YOU
THE CENTER OF YOUR BEING
TRUST ME
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE
TO LEAD YOU
THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD
TRUST ME
I'M ABOVE YOU
I'M BEFORE YOU
I'M ABOVE YOU
I'M BEFORE YOU
TRUST ME
TINA, WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE BETTE WET?
[ SINGING ]
...WITH DESIRE
WHILE YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME
SOMEONE SET ME ON FIRE
LOST FOREVER AT SEA
I'VE BEEN WAITING
COUNTING THE HOURS
HOPING YOU'D MAKE
MY DREAMS COME TRUE
ANTICIPATING
A REASON TO LIVE FOR
IT WOULD BE
REALLY NICE
IF YOU MADE LOVE
TO TINA
WHILE I'M MAKING
LOVE TO YOU.
IT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN THAT WAY.
HOW IS IT
GOING TO HAPPEN?
I THINK YOU SHOULD
MAKE LOVE TO TINA
WHILE TINA MAKES LOVE TO ME.
OKAY, THAT'S COOL.
WHY DON'T YOU TWO...
LIE DOWN?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT?
IN YOUR HAND.
IT'S A CONDOM,
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A RUBBER.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH IT?
WELL, SOME WOULD SAY
I'M BEING CONSIDERATE.
WE DON'T WANT YOU
TO USE IT.
WHY?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
WE JUST DON'T.
OKAY?
[ SCOFFS ]
OH, MAN.
THAT'S GREAT.
WHY IS IT
WHENEVER DYKES
WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY,
IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE THEY'RE
TRYING TO STEAL HIS SPERM?
IT AIN'T
HAPPENING, GUYS.
BYE, GUYS.
SEE YOU.
GIVE ME A CALL LATER.
OH, YEAH.
WANT TO COME
TO MY PLACE?
OH, PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT
DESPERATE.
FUCK YOU, ALICE.
NEITHER AM I.
DANA!
WHAT?
I'M JUST...
I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
WHO SLEEPS WITH HER FRIENDS.
NEITHER DO I.
RIGHT, OKAY.
WELL, LET'S NOT HAVE SEX.
NO, NEVER.
OKAY.
NEVER.
THAT WAS REALLY CRAZY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS
A GENIUS PLAN.
YOU DID?
YEAH.
WERE YOU
TURNED ON BY HIM?
NO.
THIS IS YOU.
[ CRYING ]
JENNY?
THAT YOU?
I'M COMING.
YOU SMELL DIFFERENT.
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A NEW PERFUME.
I LIKED
THE OLD ONE BETTER.
OKAY, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO YOU.
COME HERE.
IT'LL BE FUN.
I HAVEN'T EVEN
PUT YOU ON IT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT
THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
BECAUSE I'VE ONLY
SLEPT WITH TWO GIRLS
MY WHOLE LIFE.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU REPEAT THAT,
I WILL HAVE
TO KILL YOU.
MM. DON'T WORRY.
YOUR REPUTATION
AS A STUD
IS TOTALLY SAFE
WITH ME.
OKAY.
SO...
OH, GOD.
OKAY. NAME NAMES.
OKAY.
THERE WAS
THE COUNSELOR
AT TENNIS CAMP
WHEN I WAS 15.
RIGHT.
WHICH YOU KNOW ABOUT.
MM-HMM. NAME.
SHE'S FAMOUS NOW.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HER NAME.
OH, GOD.
OKAY, UH, RALPH.
WE'LL CALL HER RALPH.
OKAY, NOW,
SECOND NAME.
MELANIE.
MEL...
I KNEW IT.
I ALWAYS--
I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT.
NO, YOU DIDN'T,
BUT I KNEW.
OKAY, LET'S SEE
HOW MANY PEOPLE
IT TAKES
TO LINK YOU AND ME.
WHATEVER.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
MM. OKAY.
MELANIE SLEPT
WITH HEATHER.
OKAY.
HEATHER SLEPT
WITH BROOKE.
HEATHER SLEPT
WITH BROOKE?
YES.
BROOKE SLEPT WITH NINA,
AND I SLEPT
WITH NINA.
SEE THAT?
WOW, YEAH.
SO, FOUR.
ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR.
THAT IS HOW MANY
PEOPLE IT TAKES
TO LINK YOU TO ME.
OKAY.
OKAY, SO YOU AND TINA.
OH, WELL, THAT'S EASY.
ONE.
OKAY.
OKAY, I GET IT.
OOH, OOH.
OKAY, I HAVE A GOOD ONE.
HERE. CHECK IT OUT.
REALLY GOOD.
I KNOW.
NOW, SHE LEADS US
RIGHT BACK TO SHANE.
OH, GOD.
RIGHT.
NOW, SHE COULD HAVE US HERE
ALL NIGHT.
IT'S LIKE THIS
WHOLE, CRAZY,
TINY, LITTLE WORLD.
CRAZY, YES...
BUT NOT TINY.
[ SINGING ]
LOVE PATROL
SO HERE YOU GO
COME FIND MY SOUL
EMBRACE ME
LOVE PATROL
YOU'D FIND MY SOUL
IF YOU COULD
BUT I'M LOST NOW
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
I'M OVER HERE
YOU'RE OVER THERE
COME CLOSER, BABY
I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
[ SINGING ]
IF YOU DARE
YOU'D FIND MY SOUL
IF YOU COULD
BUT I'M LOST NOW
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
EMBRACE ME
FOR WHAT WE LOST
AND WHAT WE FIND
WHEN THE COIN IS TOSSED
COME HERE.
[ SINGING ]
COME FIND MY SOUL
EMBRACE ME
LOVE PATROL
JEN...
JEN, YOU AWAKE?
OH, MY GOD.
JEN...
BREAKFAST IS READY.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP THIS EARLY?
I'M GOING HOME.
FROM?
NEVER MIND.
YEAH.
YOU TOTALLY JUST GOT LAID,
DIDN'T YOU?
AH, YOU SEE?
NOW, THAT GIVES ME HOPE,
BECAUSE I LOVE KNOWING
THAT TWO PEOPLE
WHO'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SO LONG
CAN STILL
MAKE EACH OTHER THAT HAPPY.
WELL...
YEAH.
ANYWAY, UM...
HAVE A GOOD MORNING.
OKAY.
OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO.
OKAY. BYE, GUYS.
YOU BE GOOD.
I'M GOING TO TRY.
SEE YOU.
[ SINGING ]
I HOPE FOR
RAIN FALLING
FROM A CLOUDLESS SKY
I HOPE FOR
YOUR LOVE TO
DROWN OUT A LIE
THIS PRECIOUS
GOD IMAGE
PAST CARING NOW
ONLY KNOWING
I NEED YOU
TO STAY SOMEHOW
I NEVER DREAM AT NIGHT
I LIE AWAKE
WISH I COULD TAKE AWAY
MY ONE MISTAKE
WITH YOU