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Before I start signing these,
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I need to thank somebody
who's here tonight.
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When I had her at State--
That didn't sound right.
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I never had her.
I wanted her, but never had her.
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What I meant was
when I took her class.
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I had the worst case
of writer's block in the world.
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All I had were terrible ideas.
I hated them all.
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I was just about
to drop the class
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when she said something to me
that changed everything.
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She said, "Terrible ideas
are like playground scapegoats.
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Given the right encouragement,
they grow up to be geniuses."
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She told me to take one,
and work on it.
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Well, I did.
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Frances Mayes,
who loves terrible ideas,
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may I please French kiss
you now?
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Go for it, Willie boy!
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Married, William.
Sorry.
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Proud of me?
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Ridiculously.
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Frances, these are amazing.
What did you do?
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Chocolate is timing, my friend.
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- The rest is magic.
- Hey, Professor.
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- Where is the wine?
- Over there.
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Tom is one lucky bastard.
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A literary wife
who makes brownies.
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I swear, if you tell me
you cook in the nude,
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I'll go home and kill myself.
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Never in the nude.
Always in a thong.
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Actually, if you knew Frances,
you'd know these are avoidance.
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Thanks.
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- How's the novel going?
- Not so well.
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But the procrastination
is coming along fabulously.
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Soon it will breed
abject self-loathing,
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and then I'll just become
a writing machine.
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What about Tom?
How's his book going?
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Fine.
He's home writing right now.
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You know Tom?
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I met him recently,
sort of by coincidence.
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The other coincidence is that
you reviewed a book of mine.
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I did?
Did I like it?
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You didn't.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure there were a lot
of other critics who loved it.
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And I really hope
you didn't take it personally.
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You called my lead character
"unrealistic."
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I think bad reviews
should just be forgotten.
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Give him a brownie.
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I would like to give you this.
It comes in peace.
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You said you just couldn't
get interested in a novel
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where the protagonist was a guy
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who spent all of his time living
out his horny teenage fantasies.
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I just find that ironic.
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Ironic. Why?
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Ask your husband.
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What did he just say?
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Frances?
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Frances?
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I've got some
unfortunate news for you.
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I just got off the phone
with your husband's attorney,
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and they're going to
pursue alimony.
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How can we be talking
about alimony
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when I hardly make enough money?
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But you supported him
during the marriage.
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Yes.
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But while he was researching
and writing his book,
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I worked while
he pretended to be...
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Unfortunately,
this is just about the math.
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He was having an affair.
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California's a no-fault state.
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His attorney indicated
your husband
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would prefer an alimony buy-out.
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Since you two were living
rather modestly,
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I don't think
the number should be too bad.
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They're probably talking about
something like $200,000.
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I don't have that money.
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Unfortunately, you do.
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The house?
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Its value went through the roof
since you bought it.
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And renovated it
with my mother's money.
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Well, it's all
community property now.
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So he gets
half the house and alimony.
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There's leeway, and we'll make
all the arguments we can.
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But there is a bargaining chip.
He wants the house.
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- He wants to keep living there?
- Yeah.
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And if you let him have it,
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you could end up with
a lot of money in your pocket.
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I understand he wants it
pretty badly.
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I'm sorry.
This is so surreal.
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How would he even find the money
to buy me out of my half?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Apparently, she likes the place.
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It's near the right schools.
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Schools?
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She's...
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You're gonna get over this.
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You will, Frances.
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Someday,
you're gonna be happy again.
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Right.
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And the desk?
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The desk goes.
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No, the desk can stay.
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- The couch?
- Yes, please.
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Wait a minute.
No, the sofas can stay.
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How about the chairs?
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They stay, too.
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Actually, everything's going
to stay except those boxes.
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Those boxes
with the books in them.
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If you don't mind.
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You're sure?
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Yeah.
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The bedroom?
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Nope.
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- Kitchen?
- No.
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So then we're done.
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We're done.
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You getting a divorce?
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It shows?
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These are furnished,
short-term apartments.
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That's who we get.
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Your neighbor in 2-B.
He's an attorney.
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His divorce has been
dragging on for three years.
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Nice guy.
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Gives free legal advice
to the other tenants.
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If his crying gets on your
nerves, just bang on the wall.
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- He'll stop.
- Sorry.
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Guy above you is a doctor.
He hands out the sleeping pills.
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- What do you do?
- I'm a writer.
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So you can help the others
with their suicide notes.
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Wow.
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You're one of those
funny landlords.
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Not really.
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Well, here's your keys.
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Have a good stay.
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Thanks.
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Home.
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Ta-da!
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You start a marriage
with cake and champagne.
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Finish it that way, too.
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The beginning and the end
should be fun, fun, fun.
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Too bad about those years
in the middle.
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- Sorry.
- Make a wish.
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Things got crazy
at the hospital.
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Hi. You made it
in time for the toast.
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Bravo.
And it only took a year.
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- To freedom.
- To freedom.
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Thanks.
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You're not drinking.
You're not drinking.
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Fifth time was a charm.
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Oh, my God!
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Patti!
When are you due?
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- May.
- May!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm going to be an auntie!
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I'm going to be an auntie.
Yes.
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It changes our plans a bit.
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Well, of course.
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We were about to take a 10-day
tour to romantic Tuscany.
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But I don't want Patti flying.
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Small sacrifice.
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We decided to change
our coach tickets
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into an upgraded ticket for you.
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Oh.
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This is amazing.
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Really generous.
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Thank you, but no.
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How can you say no to Tuscany?
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No.
Like that.
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That's your depression speaking.
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It doesn't speak Italian.
It speaks high-school French.
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Besides,
I'm not depressed anymore.
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Then what are you still doing
living with those losers?
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- Those are my people.
- That's not a place you live.
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Guys, come on.
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Thank you so much.
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But there is no way I can go
on a romantic tour of Tuscany.
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- I'm not ready to meet anyone.
- You won't.
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- We can assure you.
- Oh?
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It's a gay tour
of romantic Tuscany.
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So it would be
very relaxing for you.
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You know, mostly couples.
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No one would be there
to hit on you.
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And you could concentrate and
listen to your own inner voice.
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My inner voice?
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My inner voice
that would be saying,
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"What am I doing
on a gay tour of Tuscany?"
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Frances, it's Italy!
Italy.
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Plus, you could use it
as a time to start writing.
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Well, I'm busy. I have to
review all those books.
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Instead of working
on your own book.
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Wow.
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Are you being mean
or just hormonal?
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Okay. Don't kill each other
until I get back.
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Can we please just talk
about the baby?
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I think you're in danger.
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Of?
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Of never recovering.
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You know when you come across
one of those empty-shell people?
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And you think,
"What the hell happened to you?"
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Well, there came a time
in each one of those lives
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where they were at a crossroads.
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Crossroads.
God, that is so "Oprah."
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Someplace where they had to
decide to turn left or right.
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This is no time to be
a chickenshit, Frances.
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I'm not being a chickenshit.
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I'm not.
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Okay, promise me
you'll think about it.
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I'll think about it.
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Okay.
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I got a feeling about you.
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- Are you looking for a place?
- Yeah, I guess.
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- You getting a divorce?
- What?
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We got short-term apartments.
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But don't worry.
Some stay for years.
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We got a writer.
We got a doctor.
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The doctor could help you
straighten out your life.
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Hey!
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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- Do you want to come over?
- No!
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Maybe later.
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Maybe later.
Oh!
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Hello?
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Patti, when do I leave?
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Hi, I'm David.
This is your driver, Eduardo.
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And you are "Gay & Away"!
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And welcome to your first day
of a romantic tour of Tuscany.
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Now, I saw most of you getting
to know each other on the plane.
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But I wanted to make sure
you've all met Frances.
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Hey, Frances.
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- Now, Frances is straight.
- Oh, poor girl.
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And she just survived
a terrible divorce.
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And according to her friend
Patti, she needs our support.
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So, Frances, why don't you stand
up, and let everyone say hello?
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No.
Come on.
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Hi!
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You're the bachelor, Frances.
Have some fun!
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Okay, everyone,
follow the flower.
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Good God, I cannot believe
it is raining.
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Okay, everyone, we're here!
Yeah! Okay!
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Oops.
Sorry.
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You're empty.
You need a little more?
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Whoo!
You want more wine?
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- Little more vino?
- Excuse me.
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- Can a black gal get a drink?
- Yes, she can.
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Frances, little more?
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Mm-hmm.
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You've got to loosen up, honey.
We having a party!
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Buongiorno.
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Si.
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What?
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Pretty awesome, isn't it?
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Yes, I think you could say that.
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Pretty awesome.
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God, how am I gonna get
through all of these?
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I mean, how do you begin
to describe all of this?
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If you have a pen,
I could write it for you.
259
00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:56,048
Are you a good writer?
260
00:16:57,632 --> 00:17:00,052
I used to be.
261
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,011
All right.
262
00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:03,680
Well, have a go.
263
00:17:05,348 --> 00:17:06,307
To my mom.
264
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,933
Dear Mom.
265
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,064
Dear Mom.
266
00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:15,525
It's market day in Cortona.
267
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:20,614
The piazza is an ongoing party,
and everyone is invited.
268
00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:24,534
Clichés converge
at this navel of the world.
269
00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:27,788
You almost want to laugh,
but you can't help feeling
270
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:31,832
these Italians know more
about having fun than we do.
271
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,709
I eat a hot grape
from the market,
272
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,504
and the violet sweetness
breaks open in my mouth.
273
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:39,132
It even smells purple.
274
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:42,928
I wish I could stay longer, but
the bell reminds me of time.
275
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:48,350
"Ding-dang-dong," the bell
says, instead of "ding-dong."
276
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,228
- I wish you were here.
- Love...
277
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:53,938
Rodney.
278
00:17:56,148 --> 00:17:57,483
Thanks.
279
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,825
"It even smells like purple"?
280
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,868
My mom will never believe
I wrote this.
281
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,789
Keep it.
"Ding-dang-dong goes the bell."
282
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,667
I'm sorry.
283
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,354
Bramasole.
284
00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:35,939
"Bramasole."
285
00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:45,614
It's a nice little villa.
Rather run-down, but redeemable.
286
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,492
Are you going to buy it?
287
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:48,702
No, no, no.
288
00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:51,788
I'm just a tourist
here for the day.
289
00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:53,707
So?
290
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,752
Well, who wouldn't want to buy
a villa in Tuscany?
291
00:18:56,793 --> 00:19:03,924
But the way my life's been going
that would be a terrible idea.
292
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:05,342
A terrible idea.
293
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,720
Mm-hmm.
294
00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:10,097
Don't you just love those?
295
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,295
Sorry, everybody.
Unscheduled stop.
296
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:44,132
Look at the sheep.
Oh, my gosh.
297
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,119
Stop the bus!
298
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,579
Stop the bus!
299
00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:55,537
Hello?
300
00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,540
Hello?
301
00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:05,129
Shit.
302
00:21:26,317 --> 00:21:27,818
Oh, excuse me.
303
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,904
Oh, I'm sorry.
304
00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:31,239
Can I help you, signora?
305
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,368
Yes, I thought
the house was for sale.
306
00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:37,204
Oh, no.
The house is for sale.
307
00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:40,415
But, unfortunately,
someone's already buying it.
308
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:44,044
We like it very much,
and we'll buy it today.
309
00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:47,296
Very good.
One moment please.
310
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:48,839
Excuse me.
311
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:53,844
They want it.
They agree on the price.
312
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:57,599
So soon?
Then we asked too little.
313
00:21:57,724 --> 00:22:00,018
Ask for 20 million lire more,
at least.
314
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,231
I'm sorry.
315
00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:05,440
I'm sorry.
316
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:08,692
I'm afraid that there has
been a change in the price.
317
00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:12,279
It is now 20 million lire
more expensive.
318
00:22:12,321 --> 00:22:15,157
Why? It didn't get
more valuable in five minutes.
319
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:17,661
The contessa feels
she has asked too little
320
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:18,995
since you agreed to buy it.
321
00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:20,956
That logic is absurd.
322
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,041
Excuse me?
323
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:26,336
What is the price?
324
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:28,296
Are you bidding against us?
325
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,216
Wait.
We accept the new price.
326
00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:33,676
No, this is a beautiful house.
327
00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:36,971
And whoever wants it
has to pay double.
328
00:22:37,096 --> 00:22:40,141
The contessa says that
329
00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:43,186
since there is so much
interest in the house,
330
00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:45,480
the price is now double.
331
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,107
Since the last 10 seconds?
332
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:48,567
Normale.
333
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,530
You greedy Americans.
You think you're so entitled.
334
00:22:53,613 --> 00:22:55,448
You ruin everything.
335
00:22:55,489 --> 00:22:57,658
A lot of us feel
really badly about that.
336
00:22:57,742 --> 00:23:01,245
We're going.
We'll look in Provence.
337
00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:02,246
Fascists!
338
00:23:04,331 --> 00:23:06,960
And her?
How much will she pay?
339
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,463
We'll see.
340
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,631
Is it really double the price?
341
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,554
I can't pay double the price.
342
00:23:19,388 --> 00:23:21,849
But please tell the contessa
343
00:23:21,932 --> 00:23:28,315
that this is what I got for
my house recently in dollars.
344
00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:33,487
Minus the work on the place.
345
00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:37,908
Hammers, buckets.
346
00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,370
Men.
347
00:23:41,495 --> 00:23:43,079
Chocolate.
348
00:23:45,122 --> 00:23:47,792
And a rental car
to drive off a cliff
349
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:51,087
when this all turns out
to have been a terrible mistake.
350
00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:53,215
That's what I can pay.
351
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:56,134
Signora.
352
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:57,969
You've not even seen the house.
353
00:23:58,053 --> 00:23:59,471
Oh.
354
00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:02,641
Well.
355
00:24:05,434 --> 00:24:06,977
Well, I...
356
00:24:08,562 --> 00:24:12,733
I can't go back
to San Francisco.
357
00:24:13,859 --> 00:24:15,946
No.
358
00:24:16,071 --> 00:24:16,988
No.
359
00:24:17,072 --> 00:24:18,532
I'm sorry, signora.
360
00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:21,201
The contessa's family lived here
for generations,
361
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:26,665
so understandably it is
very difficult for her to sell.
362
00:24:26,748 --> 00:24:29,041
Money is not the only issue.
She needs--
363
00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:33,754
A sign.
364
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:37,007
I understand.
I believe in signs, too.
365
00:24:37,968 --> 00:24:41,430
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
366
00:24:48,061 --> 00:24:48,979
Oh!
367
00:24:49,062 --> 00:24:50,897
- Oh.
- Oh.
368
00:24:50,981 --> 00:24:51,981
Please.
369
00:24:55,985 --> 00:24:58,654
What did she say?
370
00:24:58,738 --> 00:25:01,908
In Italy, what happened to you
is a very good sign.
371
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:03,326
- It is?
- Yes.
372
00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:06,246
And now... would you
like to see the house?
373
00:25:06,288 --> 00:25:09,416
First, we open an account.
Then you transfer the money.
374
00:25:09,499 --> 00:25:12,502
Here is the legal description.
"Two oxen, two days."
375
00:25:12,586 --> 00:25:14,254
- I'm sorry.
- It's old-fashioned.
376
00:25:14,296 --> 00:25:17,882
The land is measured by
how long it would take two oxen
377
00:25:17,965 --> 00:25:18,924
to plow it.
378
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:22,553
Oh.
Oh, that makes sense.
379
00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,479
Just like that?
380
00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:33,148
Before the money's
been transferred?
381
00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:34,941
It's a house, not a Vespa.
382
00:25:35,025 --> 00:25:37,486
What are you going to do,
steal it?
383
00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:41,280
Besides, Signor Martini
likes you.
384
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:58,340
Okay. We'll take care
of the rest later.
385
00:25:58,465 --> 00:25:59,091
Normale.
386
00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:00,467
Normale?
387
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:01,218
Normale.
388
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,718
Normale.
389
00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:08,724
I have bought a house
in a foreign country.
390
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:12,771
A house and the land it takes
two o xen two days to plow.
391
00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:14,231
Not having a plow or an o x,
392
00:26:14,314 --> 00:26:16,525
I'll have to take their word
on that.
393
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,319
Buyer's remorse is
a very common affliction
394
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:20,695
among new homeowners.
395
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:24,408
Just because you have
a sudden urge to weep,
396
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,992
that doesn't mean
you've made a mistake.
397
00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:30,162
Everybody knows old houses
have their quirks.
398
00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:34,333
Especially 300-year-old houses.
399
00:26:35,919 --> 00:26:43,009
I have inherited 10, 000
empty wine bottles, one grape,
400
00:26:43,093 --> 00:26:46,805
every issue of "La Nazione"
printed in 1958,
401
00:26:46,888 --> 00:26:49,932
and assorted previous tenants.
402
00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:53,519
Ugh!
403
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:10,871
The trick to overcoming buyer's
remorse is to have a plan.
404
00:27:10,912 --> 00:27:13,789
Pick one room
and make it yours.
405
00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:16,333
Go slowly through the house.
406
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:19,211
Be polite, introduce yourself,
407
00:27:19,295 --> 00:27:22,090
so it can introduce itself
to you.
408
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:27,345
You did what?
409
00:27:27,429 --> 00:27:29,723
Frances bought a house
in Tuscany!
410
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,558
And you're gonna
live there alone?
411
00:27:31,641 --> 00:27:35,144
Well, I'm not there alone.
I'm there with bugs.
412
00:27:35,269 --> 00:27:38,064
- How's the belly?
- It's growing.
413
00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:41,609
I can't believe you did this.
Did you already sign?
414
00:27:41,692 --> 00:27:43,652
Yes.
415
00:27:43,736 --> 00:27:46,907
Why? What?
You think I shouldn't have?
416
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:49,117
Are you telling me
I made a mistake?
417
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,745
- I don't know. Did you?
- Well, I don't know.
418
00:27:51,828 --> 00:27:55,374
You're the one who made
the "empty-shell person" speech.
419
00:27:55,457 --> 00:27:57,417
Oh, yeah.
That was me.
420
00:27:57,459 --> 00:27:59,627
Okay. Wow!
421
00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:01,379
You bought a villa in Tuscany!
422
00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:04,548
- So, what's the place like?
- It needs a little work.
423
00:28:04,632 --> 00:28:06,675
- Well, who's gonna do it?
- I am.
424
00:28:06,801 --> 00:28:07,510
You are?
425
00:28:07,593 --> 00:28:09,638
I never realized
you were so handy.
426
00:28:09,763 --> 00:28:12,474
I can do things.
Remember, I fixed that drain?
427
00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,935
The drain in your kitchen?
No, that was me.
428
00:28:15,018 --> 00:28:17,187
I handed you the rubber thingy.
429
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:20,732
The plunger?
That was Tom.
430
00:28:20,816 --> 00:28:23,859
I can't believe it.
Why did you just say his name?
431
00:28:23,943 --> 00:28:27,029
I'm sorry.
I forgot. I'm sorry.
432
00:28:27,113 --> 00:28:29,615
I can make this work.
You know?
433
00:28:29,699 --> 00:28:33,578
Of course I didn't mean I was
gonna do all the work myself.
434
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:35,914
I can hire the descendents
of Roman gods
435
00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:37,457
to do the heavy lifting.
436
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,001
Then, just supervise,
tell them what to do.
437
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:42,671
So, have you met him yet?
438
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:44,964
- Who?
- The guy you're gonna meet.
439
00:28:45,047 --> 00:28:47,049
Patti, please.
440
00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:48,759
You know what?
441
00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,178
It's starting to rain here
a little bit.
442
00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:53,806
- So I think I have to go now.
- Wait, Fran.
443
00:28:53,889 --> 00:28:56,017
I want you to kiss
the belly for me.
444
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,477
- Fran.
- Bye-bye.
445
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,648
Can you Star-69 Italy?
446
00:29:01,690 --> 00:29:02,691
No.
447
00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:04,401
I'm gonna try.
448
00:29:08,028 --> 00:29:08,612
Hello?
449
00:29:13,117 --> 00:29:14,493
Okay.
450
00:29:24,755 --> 00:29:26,631
One 1,000,
451
00:29:26,715 --> 00:29:28,508
2-- Aah!
452
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:29,676
Jesus!
453
00:29:33,971 --> 00:29:35,681
Okay.
454
00:30:11,802 --> 00:30:13,095
Stop it.
455
00:30:14,096 --> 00:30:17,140
Stop it.
456
00:30:21,143 --> 00:30:22,353
Oh, my God.
457
00:30:22,436 --> 00:30:24,980
Oh, my God.
458
00:30:25,106 --> 00:30:29,069
You're gonna be okay.
You're safe here.
459
00:30:30,904 --> 00:30:33,740
Just don't fly around, okay?
You'll freak me out.
460
00:30:36,618 --> 00:30:38,495
Oh, God.
461
00:30:50,214 --> 00:30:51,340
Signora?
462
00:30:53,468 --> 00:30:55,721
Signora Mayes?
463
00:30:55,804 --> 00:30:57,639
Buongiorno.
464
00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:02,561
I see you have survived
the storm.
465
00:31:02,644 --> 00:31:08,065
I'm alive.
But the washing machine is dead.
466
00:31:08,149 --> 00:31:10,943
Yes.
It was electrocuted.
467
00:31:10,985 --> 00:31:13,195
I'm happy to see
that you were not.
468
00:31:15,449 --> 00:31:20,287
You came to check on me?
469
00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:24,332
You're meeting the contractors
today, and I came to help you.
470
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,001
I believe one of them is here.
471
00:31:26,126 --> 00:31:27,793
Here?
472
00:31:27,835 --> 00:31:28,961
Downstairs.
473
00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:36,677
Oh.
474
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:40,015
Oh, yeah.
He's here.
475
00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:42,809
I was hoping to take
this wall down
476
00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:46,063
and return these two small rooms
into one big room.
477
00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:48,106
Oh, wonderful.
478
00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:49,816
You should have been
an architect.
479
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:53,069
You have excellent taste.
480
00:31:53,152 --> 00:31:55,112
So, do you think it can be done?
481
00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:57,823
Hidden pipes, a week.
482
00:31:57,907 --> 00:32:00,326
The bathrooms, 3 days.
483
00:32:00,368 --> 00:32:03,455
Signora, give me
the keys of this place,
484
00:32:03,538 --> 00:32:07,334
and in one month, I will give
you the keys to your palace.
485
00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:09,669
Just...
486
00:32:10,712 --> 00:32:13,006
Just leave it to me.
487
00:32:20,971 --> 00:32:23,724
Boom! Boom! Boom!
488
00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,644
Oh.
489
00:32:28,939 --> 00:32:30,357
Oh!
490
00:32:43,285 --> 00:32:46,122
He says he fixed it himself
many years ago.
491
00:32:46,205 --> 00:32:47,957
Really?
492
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,752
Oh. You want to see
the rest of the house?
493
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:52,838
Okay.
Yes, yes.
494
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,720
He suggest that
he rebuild the wall.
495
00:33:02,054 --> 00:33:05,224
It is important for the
structure of the garden.
496
00:33:05,307 --> 00:33:08,394
He has a team of experts.
497
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,029
Buongiorno.
498
00:33:18,113 --> 00:33:20,115
Hello, miss.
499
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,951
We are not Italian.
We are from Polonia.
500
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,578
Poland. Oh.
Do you all speak English?
501
00:33:25,661 --> 00:33:29,165
Only me.
And only a little.
502
00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:30,291
I am Pawel.
503
00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:32,918
Oh, Pawel.
Nice to meet you.
504
00:33:34,462 --> 00:33:35,463
Buongiorno.
505
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,757
Jerzy.
506
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,175
Jerzy.
507
00:33:40,761 --> 00:33:42,095
Hello.
508
00:33:43,638 --> 00:33:44,765
Zbignew.
509
00:33:44,806 --> 00:33:46,349
Zbignew.
510
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:49,018
Frances.
511
00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:53,481
What do you think of Nino?
512
00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:57,401
I know his mother.
If he does a bad job, he's...
513
00:33:57,485 --> 00:33:59,112
Well, then.
514
00:34:00,447 --> 00:34:02,115
Okay. Yes.
515
00:34:02,157 --> 00:34:03,116
Okay. Yes.
516
00:34:03,158 --> 00:34:04,785
Yes, yes.
517
00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:13,667
Okay. Yes.
518
00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,568
See, Frances?
No problem.
519
00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:45,116
Nino!
520
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:46,660
Oh, God!
521
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,747
Run! Oh!
Aah!
522
00:35:14,688 --> 00:35:17,023
Okay. Yes.
523
00:35:33,915 --> 00:35:35,500
Kurwa mac!
524
00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:38,503
"Kurwa mac"
means "holy shit" in Polish.
525
00:35:38,587 --> 00:35:41,048
I learned that that day.
526
00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:43,425
The fact I'm trying to speak
Polish in Italy
527
00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:46,969
is just one of the many
surprises around here.
528
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:53,976
Is he a licensed electrician?
529
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:57,022
No. He's a licensed
literature professor.
530
00:35:58,023 --> 00:35:58,982
Oh.
531
00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:05,614
Czeslaw Milosz.
532
00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:08,741
I like him.
533
00:36:08,824 --> 00:36:10,826
Czeslaw Milosz.
534
00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:19,711
It is only natural getting to
know people should take time.
535
00:36:22,255 --> 00:36:25,926
Every day I watch for
the old man with the flowers.
536
00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:35,101
And I wonder, was he born here?
537
00:36:35,684 --> 00:36:37,520
Did he love someone here?
538
00:36:38,604 --> 00:36:40,856
Did he lose someone here?
539
00:36:48,281 --> 00:36:52,244
He doesn't seem as curious
about me, but that's all right.
540
00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:57,248
These days, I'm something
of a loner myself.
541
00:37:01,043 --> 00:37:03,838
I'm pretty good
at staying entertained.
542
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:06,425
Mostly, I like to hang out
at a bar I know
543
00:37:06,508 --> 00:37:09,344
conveniently located
in my backyard.
544
00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:14,599
Fortunately, there are things
here you can't do alone.
545
00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:17,393
It's my neighbor Placido who's
teaching me about olives.
546
00:37:17,476 --> 00:37:19,145
Today is okay.
547
00:37:19,228 --> 00:37:22,481
But never pick
when it's wet, huh?
548
00:37:22,565 --> 00:37:24,024
Okay.
549
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:25,568
These look good.
550
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,324
Oh, my God.
551
00:37:31,408 --> 00:37:33,243
- Papà!
- Si?
552
00:37:33,326 --> 00:37:35,954
- I'm finished.
- Good. Gather up the net.
553
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,373
Okay.
554
00:37:55,348 --> 00:37:57,309
- Chiara!
- Si?
555
00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:59,519
Go and see
if Gianni needs some help.
556
00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:01,605
Okay.
557
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:03,481
Go, go.
558
00:38:05,691 --> 00:38:06,901
Ciao.
559
00:38:08,861 --> 00:38:11,072
Oops!
560
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:13,282
Everything okay?
561
00:38:13,366 --> 00:38:14,700
Si.
562
00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:17,371
Grazie.
563
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,420
Francesca?
Are you busy tonight?
564
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:26,754
No.
565
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:29,673
Then come to dinner.
It's unhealthy to eat alone.
566
00:38:49,985 --> 00:38:52,696
Stop it, Mom.
It's embarrassing.
567
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:55,074
- Is she okay?
- Of course. She's fine.
568
00:38:55,157 --> 00:38:57,493
Mama, that's enough.
569
00:38:57,576 --> 00:39:01,414
My granny's very sensitive.
570
00:39:01,497 --> 00:39:03,583
She cries all day.
571
00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:09,214
Are we celebrating
something in particular?
572
00:39:09,297 --> 00:39:11,091
Gratitude to the saints
for saving us
573
00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:15,511
from droughts, mad dogs,
and glandular disorders.
574
00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:18,139
Good evening, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.
575
00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:20,266
Katherine!
Hand me your hat.
576
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,518
Do you like it?
577
00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:26,481
I suppose it wasn't a terrible
idea, buying a villa.
578
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,569
Are you up there all alone?
No lord and master, no consort?
579
00:39:30,652 --> 00:39:33,530
No.
Do you have one?
580
00:39:33,613 --> 00:39:35,866
One? Ha!
581
00:39:42,038 --> 00:39:44,290
I knew this would happen.
Remember?
582
00:39:44,331 --> 00:39:45,249
Don't blame me.
583
00:39:45,332 --> 00:39:47,793
I told him not to get her
that computer.
584
00:39:47,877 --> 00:39:52,049
She got an e-mail lover,
you see, from Ecuador.
585
00:39:52,132 --> 00:39:55,010
Finally, she had to
tell him her age.
586
00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:58,805
No mail!
587
00:39:58,889 --> 00:40:00,848
You had it coming.
588
00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:03,642
You're wrong.
I hurt in my heart.
589
00:40:03,726 --> 00:40:07,104
Even though I'm old,
my heart still aches.
590
00:40:07,188 --> 00:40:08,981
I'm so sorry.
591
00:40:14,196 --> 00:40:16,406
- L'amore.
- Si.
592
00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:20,077
Si.
593
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,120
Hmm?
594
00:40:23,996 --> 00:40:24,830
Celibe?
595
00:40:24,872 --> 00:40:26,540
Celibe.
596
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:28,834
Celibate?
597
00:40:28,876 --> 00:40:30,711
- Celibate!
- Si.
598
00:40:32,755 --> 00:40:35,341
No. I mean...
599
00:40:35,424 --> 00:40:41,515
Well, actually, I have to admit
it has been a while.
600
00:40:41,598 --> 00:40:43,975
"Celibe" in Italian
means "single."
601
00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:46,186
He's not asking
when you last had sex.
602
00:40:46,228 --> 00:40:49,397
He's asking whether or not
you're married.
603
00:40:49,522 --> 00:40:51,607
Thank you.
604
00:40:51,732 --> 00:40:54,360
No, I'm not.
605
00:40:55,569 --> 00:41:00,325
- Everything all right, darling?
- Oh, terrific. I'm just eating.
606
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,786
He is.
607
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:07,874
Oh, my God.
608
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,418
- I feel like such an idiot.
- Don't.
609
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,754
Flirting's a ritual in Italy.
Just enjoy it.
610
00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:16,173
Taste this.
It's gorgeous.
611
00:41:17,591 --> 00:41:18,926
Mmm!
612
00:41:20,094 --> 00:41:22,722
- How do you do it?
- Do what?
613
00:41:22,763 --> 00:41:24,433
This.
614
00:41:24,558 --> 00:41:28,186
Well, hats make me happy.
615
00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:29,980
And ice cream.
616
00:41:30,063 --> 00:41:32,774
Ice cream changed my fate.
617
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,525
It was because of ice cream
618
00:41:34,608 --> 00:41:37,403
that my beloved Fefe
discovered me.
619
00:41:37,445 --> 00:41:38,612
Fefe?
620
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:39,780
II Maestro.
621
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:40,990
Who?
622
00:41:41,073 --> 00:41:43,492
Federico, darling.
623
00:41:43,576 --> 00:41:45,119
Fellini?
624
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:48,999
He discovered me in the
Piazza Novena with my parents
625
00:41:49,082 --> 00:41:50,751
eating an ice cream.
626
00:41:50,834 --> 00:41:52,044
I was gobbling it down,
627
00:41:52,127 --> 00:41:55,464
letting it run all over my chin
because I was hungry.
628
00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:57,715
"Do you like ice cream?"
He asked me.
629
00:41:57,798 --> 00:42:01,552
I didn't know who he was.
I was 16.
630
00:42:01,635 --> 00:42:06,057
"You are my imagination
come to life," he told me.
631
00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:11,146
He wasn't just a great director.
He gave great advice.
632
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,565
I'm listening.
633
00:42:13,648 --> 00:42:19,570
Fefe said you have to live
spherically in many directions.
634
00:42:19,653 --> 00:42:22,740
Never lose
your childish enthusiasm,
635
00:42:22,823 --> 00:42:25,451
and things will come your way.
636
00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:34,961
So now I was getting posthumous
advice from Il Maestro,
637
00:42:35,087 --> 00:42:37,172
and I tried to follow it
by pulling ivy,
638
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:40,467
spherically
and with childish enthusiasm.
639
00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:45,137
Oh, my God.
640
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,566
Niente qui.
641
00:42:59,903 --> 00:43:02,406
Niente.
Not here.
642
00:43:08,327 --> 00:43:10,371
Did you look under the bed?
643
00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:18,879
Could you look under the pillow?
644
00:43:23,844 --> 00:43:25,595
Huh!
645
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:27,639
No.
It's a joke.
646
00:43:32,601 --> 00:43:34,562
Maybe he moved out already.
647
00:43:34,603 --> 00:43:37,648
Snakes are famous
for changing their minds.
648
00:43:42,862 --> 00:43:45,323
What am I doing here
all by myself?
649
00:43:46,408 --> 00:43:48,535
Don't you think it's strange?
650
00:43:48,577 --> 00:43:50,620
Me in this big house?
651
00:43:51,913 --> 00:43:53,622
Excuse me.
652
00:43:54,707 --> 00:43:56,167
I'm sorry.
653
00:44:03,758 --> 00:44:05,342
You are cold, Signora Mayes.
654
00:44:05,426 --> 00:44:06,762
Yeah.
655
00:44:07,929 --> 00:44:09,473
Thank you.
656
00:44:19,273 --> 00:44:23,444
Do you know the most surprising
thing about divorce?
657
00:44:23,527 --> 00:44:26,405
It doesn't actually kill you,
658
00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:31,244
like a bullet to the heart
or a head-on car wreck.
659
00:44:31,286 --> 00:44:32,871
It should.
660
00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:38,585
When someone you've promised to
cherish till death do you part
661
00:44:38,668 --> 00:44:43,589
says, "I never loved you,"
it should kill you instantly.
662
00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:47,843
You shouldn't have to wake up
day after day after that,
663
00:44:47,968 --> 00:44:51,722
trying to understand how
in the world you didn't know.
664
00:44:51,806 --> 00:44:54,726
The light just never went on,
you know.
665
00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:56,937
I must have have known,
of course,
666
00:44:57,020 --> 00:45:01,400
but I was too scared
to see the truth.
667
00:45:01,483 --> 00:45:04,693
Then fear just makes you
so stupid.
668
00:45:04,777 --> 00:45:07,363
No. It's not stupid,
Signora Mayes.
669
00:45:08,781 --> 00:45:10,199
L'amore è cieco.
670
00:45:10,282 --> 00:45:13,953
Oh, love is blind.
Yeah, we have that saying, too.
671
00:45:14,036 --> 00:45:18,542
Everybody has that saying
because it's true everywhere.
672
00:45:19,668 --> 00:45:21,962
I don't want to be blind
anymore.
673
00:45:23,004 --> 00:45:24,297
This house has three bedrooms.
674
00:45:24,381 --> 00:45:26,882
What if there's never anyone
to sleep in them?
675
00:45:27,842 --> 00:45:32,388
And the kitchen, what if there's
never anyone to cook for?
676
00:45:32,471 --> 00:45:35,182
I wake up in the night
thinking, "You idiot.
677
00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:38,102
I mean, you're the stupidest
woman in the world.
678
00:45:38,185 --> 00:45:41,773
You bought a house for a life
you don't even have."
679
00:45:44,693 --> 00:45:46,695
Why did you do it, then?
680
00:45:51,490 --> 00:45:53,784
Because I'm sick of being afraid
all the time
681
00:45:53,868 --> 00:45:56,579
and because I still want things.
682
00:45:56,704 --> 00:45:59,957
I want a wedding in this house,
683
00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:04,337
and I want a family
in this house.
684
00:46:09,384 --> 00:46:12,470
Signora,
between Austria and Italy,
685
00:46:12,553 --> 00:46:16,557
there is a section of the Alps
called the Semmering.
686
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,352
It is an impossibly steep,
very high part of the mountains.
687
00:46:20,436 --> 00:46:22,730
They built a train track
over these Alps
688
00:46:22,855 --> 00:46:24,857
to connect Vienna and Venice.
689
00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:28,737
They built these tracks before
there was a train in existence
690
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,781
that could make the trip.
691
00:46:32,449 --> 00:46:37,870
They built it because they knew
someday the train would come.
692
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,978
I think your snake has gone
for the evening.
693
00:47:03,062 --> 00:47:05,106
Yes.
I think you're right.
694
00:47:11,987 --> 00:47:13,656
Signora.
695
00:47:14,908 --> 00:47:17,953
Please stop being so sad.
696
00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,496
If you continue like this,
697
00:47:19,579 --> 00:47:22,623
I will be forced
to make love to you.
698
00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:26,001
And I've never been unfaithful
to my wife.
699
00:47:38,807 --> 00:47:40,308
Buonanotte, signora.
700
00:47:40,434 --> 00:47:42,394
Yes.
Buonanotte, Signor Martini.
701
00:47:42,477 --> 00:47:44,563
Grazie.
702
00:47:45,813 --> 00:47:47,189
Prego.
703
00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:01,329
A train track through the Alps
before there was a train.
704
00:48:01,413 --> 00:48:03,790
Signor Martini wants me
to have faith.
705
00:48:03,874 --> 00:48:07,711
Something I've never been good
at, and now I'm even worse at.
706
00:48:07,794 --> 00:48:11,464
Not that I don't want faith.
I'm jealous of the believers.
707
00:48:11,547 --> 00:48:13,299
But as a fallen-away Methodist,
708
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:16,635
I do not expect to emerge
from all of this a Catholic,
709
00:48:16,677 --> 00:48:20,306
although I admit some
interior juggling is going on.
710
00:48:20,389 --> 00:48:23,309
To my surprise, I have become
friendly with Mary.
711
00:48:23,392 --> 00:48:26,646
It started the night she stood
by me through the storm,
712
00:48:26,688 --> 00:48:29,649
knowing full well
I'm not a Catholic.
713
00:48:29,733 --> 00:48:33,110
Yet, somehow, she seems more
like Mary, my favorite aunt,
714
00:48:33,194 --> 00:48:35,488
than Santa Maria.
715
00:48:35,571 --> 00:48:39,617
Aunt Mary is everywhere here,
her calm presence assuring us
716
00:48:39,742 --> 00:48:43,662
that all things will go on
as they have before.
717
00:49:02,556 --> 00:49:03,641
Buon Natale.
718
00:49:03,724 --> 00:49:04,809
Buon Natale.
719
00:49:04,892 --> 00:49:06,185
This is my wife, Flora.
720
00:49:06,227 --> 00:49:07,686
Oh!
721
00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:09,146
And my daughter, Stella.
722
00:49:09,230 --> 00:49:12,901
Stella, buon Natale.
723
00:49:13,026 --> 00:49:14,820
Bellissima.
724
00:49:14,903 --> 00:49:17,197
What a beautiful family.
725
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,490
Wow.
726
00:49:18,573 --> 00:49:21,575
I thought I might see you,
so I have a gift for you.
727
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:26,080
It is San Lorenzo.
728
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:28,332
He is the patron saint of cooks.
729
00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,585
Apparently, he was martyred on a
grill and seared until he said,
730
00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,587
"Turn me over.
I'm done on this side."
731
00:49:33,671 --> 00:49:34,840
No!
732
00:49:34,923 --> 00:49:37,551
Yes. And now he is
the favorite saint of chefs.
733
00:49:37,592 --> 00:49:39,094
Oh!
734
00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:41,012
I think if you prayed to him,
735
00:49:41,096 --> 00:49:43,681
he will help you find
someone to cook for.
736
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,892
Thank you, Signor Martini.
737
00:49:56,444 --> 00:49:57,904
Merry Christmas, Signora.
738
00:49:57,988 --> 00:50:00,073
Buon Natale.
739
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,303
My prayers to San Lorenzo
were quickly answered.
740
00:50:21,344 --> 00:50:25,098
I realized I already
had someone to cook for.
741
00:50:26,141 --> 00:50:27,934
Plenty of someones.
742
00:51:30,872 --> 00:51:32,332
- Bravo!
- Ahh!
743
00:51:35,127 --> 00:51:36,169
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
744
00:51:36,253 --> 00:51:37,462
Bravo!
745
00:51:37,546 --> 00:51:38,671
Aah!
746
00:51:38,754 --> 00:51:39,922
Aah!
747
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,931
- Good.
- See, Frances? Italian is easy.
748
00:51:55,605 --> 00:51:56,565
No!
749
00:51:56,690 --> 00:51:59,735
Aah! Aah! Aah!
750
00:52:15,624 --> 00:52:17,586
Have you talked to her yet?
751
00:52:20,297 --> 00:52:21,673
Si.
752
00:52:22,466 --> 00:52:24,134
I have talked to her.
753
00:52:24,217 --> 00:52:26,886
Why don't you go
sit next to her? Go on.
754
00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,471
Okay.
755
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,330
Katherine!
756
00:52:57,124 --> 00:52:59,085
Francesca!
Come up!
757
00:52:59,126 --> 00:53:00,961
I'm having my portrait painted.
758
00:53:03,089 --> 00:53:04,341
Katherine?
759
00:53:04,466 --> 00:53:06,760
Come through.
I'm in here.
760
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,229
Oh.
761
00:53:21,941 --> 00:53:25,903
- I'll come back another time.
- Why? You don't bother me.
762
00:53:25,986 --> 00:53:29,741
Frances, this is Zeus.
763
00:53:29,825 --> 00:53:31,910
He's an art student
from Macedonia.
764
00:53:31,993 --> 00:53:35,413
He's staying with me while
he's studying the Tuscan light.
765
00:53:35,496 --> 00:53:37,456
More vino, darling.
766
00:53:42,670 --> 00:53:44,213
Hmm.
767
00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:47,717
He's not bad.
768
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,677
He's not good, either.
769
00:53:52,013 --> 00:53:55,726
Look, I'm going to go,
but I'll come back another time.
770
00:53:55,809 --> 00:53:58,269
Oh, you're so boring!
771
00:53:58,352 --> 00:53:59,145
What?
772
00:53:59,186 --> 00:54:00,646
I said you're boring.
773
00:54:00,688 --> 00:54:02,815
Look at you!
774
00:54:02,898 --> 00:54:04,150
You're sad.
775
00:54:04,191 --> 00:54:05,818
Again!
776
00:54:05,901 --> 00:54:09,655
You're like a big black hole.
777
00:54:09,739 --> 00:54:11,157
Excuse me, but I...
778
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:15,537
Fefe always said,
"Regrets are a waste of time.
779
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:19,708
They're the past crippling you
in the present."
780
00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:21,334
I just walked in the door.
781
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,047
How are you ever going to be
happy if you keep wallowing?
782
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:29,675
Listen,
when I was a little girl,
783
00:54:29,759 --> 00:54:32,219
I used to spend hours
looking for ladybugs.
784
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:36,390
Finally, I'd just give up
and fall asleep in the grass.
785
00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:40,395
When I woke up,
they were crawling all over me.
786
00:54:41,396 --> 00:54:42,814
So?
787
00:54:42,898 --> 00:54:47,777
So go work on your house
and forget about it.
788
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,695
I said go!
789
00:54:49,779 --> 00:54:51,989
I'm going!
790
00:54:56,202 --> 00:54:59,038
Work on the house
and forget about it.
791
00:55:00,790 --> 00:55:03,251
Gee, why hadn't
I thought of that?
792
00:55:04,419 --> 00:55:07,339
There comes a time
in every remodeler's life
793
00:55:07,422 --> 00:55:10,216
when one doesn't want
any more helpful advice.
794
00:55:10,299 --> 00:55:13,552
There comes a time when you
no longer want shaky guys
795
00:55:13,636 --> 00:55:15,679
staring at you thinking
God knows what,
796
00:55:15,763 --> 00:55:16,931
whispering things in Polish
797
00:55:17,056 --> 00:55:19,642
you're really glad
you don't understand.
798
00:55:23,229 --> 00:55:26,233
There's only so much you can
take before there comes a time
799
00:55:26,358 --> 00:55:28,318
when you just have to get out.
800
00:56:04,854 --> 00:56:06,939
Signorina.
801
00:56:07,022 --> 00:56:08,315
Bella!
802
00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:09,608
Great.
803
00:56:12,237 --> 00:56:13,947
Hilarious.
804
00:56:14,573 --> 00:56:16,366
Goodbye!
805
00:56:28,627 --> 00:56:31,130
You are American?
806
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,299
English? Irish?
807
00:56:36,094 --> 00:56:38,180
There you are.
I've been looking for you.
808
00:56:38,263 --> 00:56:39,514
You said you were gonna meet me.
809
00:56:39,598 --> 00:56:42,391
I've been looking for you
for 20 minutes.
810
00:56:42,475 --> 00:56:44,393
- Who are you?
- I'm sorry.
811
00:56:44,477 --> 00:56:46,729
Mi scusi.
Thank you.
812
00:56:46,812 --> 00:56:49,315
Wait. You just kissed me
and you're going?
813
00:56:49,398 --> 00:56:50,733
Yes.
814
00:56:50,816 --> 00:56:52,610
I'm sorry.
815
00:56:54,403 --> 00:56:55,571
Okay.
816
00:57:20,554 --> 00:57:21,932
You are too late.
817
00:57:22,015 --> 00:57:23,058
I'm sorry?
818
00:57:23,141 --> 00:57:25,644
I've already found
somebody else.
819
00:57:28,229 --> 00:57:29,814
My loss.
820
00:57:31,857 --> 00:57:33,025
I was wondering
if you'd help me.
821
00:57:33,109 --> 00:57:34,652
I'm trying to find
an antique store
822
00:57:34,777 --> 00:57:37,696
that sells replacement parts
for a chandelier.
823
00:57:37,738 --> 00:57:39,448
Chandelier.
824
00:57:39,532 --> 00:57:40,866
- Vetre-ria.
- Vetreria.
825
00:57:40,950 --> 00:57:43,369
- Vetreria, yes.
- Okay.
826
00:57:43,452 --> 00:57:45,872
Via di La Casanova.
827
00:57:45,914 --> 00:57:47,290
Ah, Via di La Casanova.
828
00:57:47,374 --> 00:57:49,209
- Si.
- You know it?
829
00:57:49,292 --> 00:57:50,210
No.
830
00:57:50,293 --> 00:57:51,377
Oh.
831
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:53,754
But I know where there is
another store.
832
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,674
- My cousin owns one.
- Your cousin owns a vetreria?
833
00:57:56,716 --> 00:57:59,009
Yes. Antiques.
834
00:57:59,093 --> 00:58:00,094
Is it far?
835
00:58:00,177 --> 00:58:01,679
About three hours.
836
00:58:01,721 --> 00:58:04,432
Two if I drive fast.
837
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:05,224
Two hours?
838
00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:12,315
Okay. One if I drive really,
really, really fast.
839
00:58:12,441 --> 00:58:16,861
That's very nice, but thank you.
No.
840
00:58:16,944 --> 00:58:21,782
I know you think maybe I'm
just trying to pull you up.
841
00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,160
Pull me up?
842
00:58:24,243 --> 00:58:25,578
Pick me up.
843
00:58:25,619 --> 00:58:27,705
Pick me up.
844
00:58:27,747 --> 00:58:29,248
Yes.
There is that chance.
845
00:58:29,290 --> 00:58:33,336
But you are the one who grabbed
me and pretend I'm your husband.
846
00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:35,756
You're probably one of those
crazy American women
847
00:58:35,839 --> 00:58:39,633
like "Charlie's Angels",
and you are going to kung-fu me
848
00:58:39,759 --> 00:58:40,968
and steal my car.
849
00:58:41,093 --> 00:58:43,304
But I'm willing to take
the chance.
850
00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:44,847
You're willing?
851
00:58:46,932 --> 00:58:48,851
What is your name?
852
00:58:48,934 --> 00:58:50,519
Marcello.
853
00:58:51,645 --> 00:58:52,897
Of course it is.
854
00:58:59,237 --> 00:59:01,072
Do traffic lights mean anything?
855
00:59:01,155 --> 00:59:02,615
Sure.
856
00:59:02,656 --> 00:59:04,367
Green light.
Avanti, avanti.
857
00:59:04,450 --> 00:59:06,827
- Avanti.
- Yellow light. Decoration.
858
00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,496
And what about red lights?
859
00:59:08,621 --> 00:59:10,247
Just a suggestion.
860
00:59:38,818 --> 00:59:43,115
Marcello. You're crazy.
861
00:59:43,198 --> 00:59:45,826
Thanks a lot.
862
00:59:45,951 --> 00:59:46,993
He doesn't have it.
863
00:59:47,119 --> 00:59:49,787
Why am I not surprised?
864
00:59:49,870 --> 00:59:53,165
- Uncle, I want an ice cream.
- You want an ice cream?
865
00:59:53,249 --> 00:59:55,668
- How many have you had today?
- Two.
866
00:59:55,710 --> 01:00:00,965
Only two? Then get another one.
Give me a kiss first.
867
01:00:03,843 --> 01:00:07,806
Maria, get her an ice cream.
Nice and big.
868
01:00:07,848 --> 01:00:09,558
This is your bar?
869
01:00:09,641 --> 01:00:12,518
We are a family.
I work here.
870
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,354
And I sleep there.
871
01:00:15,479 --> 01:00:17,606
Above my cousin's antique store.
872
01:00:21,569 --> 01:00:22,820
Did you ever taste this?
873
01:00:22,903 --> 01:00:24,739
- What is that?
- It's limoncello.
874
01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:25,698
We made this.
875
01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,950
- You made it?
- Yeah.
876
01:00:28,034 --> 01:00:32,164
We take the lemon, and we take
off the skin of the lemon,
877
01:00:32,205 --> 01:00:34,540
and then we put in the bottle
878
01:00:34,623 --> 01:00:39,128
with 3/4 of alcohol
and 1/4 of sugar.
879
01:00:39,211 --> 01:00:40,796
Mm-hmm.
880
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:48,137
And you put the skin
of the lemon in the bottle,
881
01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:53,852
and you leave it
until it's dried color.
882
01:00:55,103 --> 01:01:00,941
And I forget the rest.
883
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:02,943
But just try it.
884
01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:12,453
- Do you like it?
- I like it.
885
01:01:14,747 --> 01:01:17,834
You got your ice cream.
Bravo.
886
01:01:19,086 --> 01:01:21,212
My nephew.
887
01:01:21,295 --> 01:01:22,421
Yes.
888
01:01:57,790 --> 01:01:59,291
Hello.
889
01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:01,711
Well, hello.
890
01:02:01,794 --> 01:02:04,214
Hello.
891
01:02:04,297 --> 01:02:07,216
Oh!
892
01:02:07,299 --> 01:02:09,009
Ciao.
893
01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:10,386
Ciao.
894
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:16,225
Veramente? No.
895
01:02:16,308 --> 01:02:18,227
What?
896
01:02:18,310 --> 01:02:21,439
He says,
"Take me home with you."
897
01:02:21,522 --> 01:02:22,481
He does, does he?
898
01:02:22,565 --> 01:02:24,400
Esattamente.
899
01:02:24,483 --> 01:02:27,237
Ciao, piccolo, Ciao.
Ciao.
900
01:02:37,997 --> 01:02:43,127
I run into you in the street
in Rome, and now we're here.
901
01:02:43,169 --> 01:02:44,837
Didn't you have plans today?
902
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,673
Didn't you have something
you had to do?
903
01:02:49,718 --> 01:02:52,471
So what?
904
01:02:52,512 --> 01:02:54,805
If you smash
into something good,
905
01:02:54,889 --> 01:03:00,978
you should hold on
until it's time to let go.
906
01:03:01,937 --> 01:03:03,856
And now is not the time.
907
01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,860
Not in my opinion.
908
01:03:08,944 --> 01:03:10,196
No.
909
01:03:15,285 --> 01:03:17,995
You have beautiful eyes,
Francesca.
910
01:03:19,121 --> 01:03:22,333
I wish I could swim inside them.
911
01:03:27,963 --> 01:03:28,422
What?
912
01:03:28,506 --> 01:03:31,884
No. It's just that's
exactly what American women
913
01:03:31,926 --> 01:03:34,804
think Italian men say.
914
01:03:34,887 --> 01:03:37,557
I guess.
915
01:03:40,185 --> 01:03:41,560
Thank you.
916
01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:49,777
Marcello, I'm sorry.
917
01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:51,779
I'm so sorry.
918
01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:57,368
I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous, you know.
919
01:03:57,451 --> 01:03:59,621
I was married for a long time.
920
01:03:59,705 --> 01:04:03,458
And since then,
there hasn't been anybody.
921
01:04:07,586 --> 01:04:10,256
Would you like to help me
change that?
922
01:04:14,093 --> 01:04:16,762
You are asking me
to sleep with you?
923
01:04:17,805 --> 01:04:19,181
Yes.
924
01:04:20,433 --> 01:04:21,934
Hmm.
925
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:24,646
That is exactly
the kind of thing
926
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,773
we Italian men think
American women say.
927
01:04:26,857 --> 01:04:29,066
Oh!
928
01:04:29,108 --> 01:04:30,484
Yeah.
929
01:04:33,612 --> 01:04:36,282
You honor me with your offer.
930
01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:23,537
Francesca.
931
01:05:23,621 --> 01:05:25,081
Yes?
932
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,170
I'm going to make love
all over you.
933
01:05:31,253 --> 01:05:32,631
Okay.
934
01:05:42,264 --> 01:05:43,933
Okay.
935
01:05:47,478 --> 01:05:49,271
Ohh!
936
01:05:49,355 --> 01:05:50,773
Yeah.
937
01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:27,893
Mamma mia!
938
01:06:29,103 --> 01:06:30,438
Che bella spalla.
939
01:06:30,521 --> 01:06:33,023
- What is spalla?
- Shoulder.
940
01:06:36,736 --> 01:06:38,779
And what do you call this?
941
01:06:38,863 --> 01:06:40,573
La gola.
942
01:06:40,614 --> 01:06:41,699
La gola.
943
01:06:41,741 --> 01:06:43,577
Mm-hmm.
944
01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:45,120
And this?
945
01:06:46,121 --> 01:06:47,580
Il capezzolo.
946
01:06:47,621 --> 01:06:48,914
Il capezzolo.
947
01:06:48,956 --> 01:06:49,957
Uh-huh.
948
01:06:51,417 --> 01:06:53,169
And this?
949
01:06:55,588 --> 01:06:56,839
Esausto.
950
01:06:56,922 --> 01:06:57,882
Exhausted?
951
01:06:57,965 --> 01:06:59,759
Exhausted.
952
01:06:59,842 --> 01:07:04,221
At least for the next 5 minutes.
953
01:07:04,263 --> 01:07:05,891
Okay.
954
01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,226
Okay.
955
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,979
Me too.
956
01:07:15,316 --> 01:07:18,652
It's terrible that you bought
that villa in Cortona.
957
01:07:18,736 --> 01:07:19,737
Why?
958
01:07:22,073 --> 01:07:26,202
Because it's not in Positano,
and I am.
959
01:07:28,954 --> 01:07:32,667
You have to promise
to come back here.
960
01:07:32,751 --> 01:07:34,960
Promise me.
961
01:07:35,044 --> 01:07:36,670
When?
962
01:07:37,797 --> 01:07:39,757
Can you come this weekend?
963
01:07:41,801 --> 01:07:44,011
I think so.
964
01:07:45,471 --> 01:07:46,764
You think so?
965
01:07:46,806 --> 01:07:49,058
Hmm.
966
01:07:49,141 --> 01:07:50,976
You think so?
967
01:07:57,775 --> 01:08:01,028
Yes! Yes! Yes!
968
01:08:01,112 --> 01:08:01,946
Yes!
969
01:08:01,987 --> 01:08:02,947
Yes!
970
01:08:02,988 --> 01:08:05,157
Yes!
971
01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:07,326
Thank you.
Thank you.
972
01:08:07,410 --> 01:08:10,454
# I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it #
973
01:08:10,538 --> 01:08:12,123
Whoo!
I still got it.
974
01:08:12,206 --> 01:08:13,666
I still got it.
975
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:14,875
I still got it!
976
01:08:14,959 --> 01:08:16,920
Thank God!
977
01:08:18,797 --> 01:08:19,673
Oh, yeah.
978
01:08:28,723 --> 01:08:30,182
Buongiorno.
979
01:08:32,727 --> 01:08:34,645
Buongiorno!
980
01:08:34,729 --> 01:08:36,230
Do I still look sad to you?
981
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:38,190
No.
982
01:08:38,232 --> 01:08:39,985
Ladybugs, Katherine.
983
01:08:40,026 --> 01:08:42,070
Lots and lots of ladybugs.
984
01:08:42,195 --> 01:08:45,406
Lovely.
When do you see him again?
985
01:08:45,489 --> 01:08:46,907
Tomorrow.
986
01:09:14,393 --> 01:09:15,686
What?
987
01:09:15,728 --> 01:09:17,188
What?
988
01:09:17,229 --> 01:09:18,814
Oh!
989
01:09:18,898 --> 01:09:19,899
Ha!
990
01:09:23,069 --> 01:09:24,445
I would have told you
I was coming,
991
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:26,782
but you would have
talked me out of flying.
992
01:09:29,576 --> 01:09:31,911
Oh, look at you!
993
01:09:31,952 --> 01:09:34,163
God damn it, Frances.
994
01:09:36,665 --> 01:09:39,251
- I...
- What?
995
01:09:39,335 --> 01:09:40,920
I gotta go pee!
996
01:09:43,130 --> 01:09:45,549
You must be so exhausted.
997
01:09:45,591 --> 01:09:46,675
Oh!
998
01:09:46,759 --> 01:09:49,846
Pbht! See this?
999
01:09:49,930 --> 01:09:52,391
Tell me there's a baby in there.
1000
01:09:52,432 --> 01:09:53,724
Mm-hmm.
1001
01:09:55,601 --> 01:09:58,813
Big old baby in there.
1002
01:09:58,896 --> 01:10:00,731
Right now.
1003
01:10:02,024 --> 01:10:03,442
I'm with you.
1004
01:10:07,113 --> 01:10:08,697
Oh, jeez.
1005
01:10:14,454 --> 01:10:17,748
So, what's it like
having one of these in Cortona?
1006
01:10:18,791 --> 01:10:20,751
I hear the town midwife's good.
1007
01:10:20,876 --> 01:10:24,630
She puts a knife under the bed
to cut the pain.
1008
01:10:25,965 --> 01:10:28,092
Florence is an hour away.
1009
01:10:28,175 --> 01:10:29,468
You're gonna deliver this baby
1010
01:10:29,510 --> 01:10:32,304
in a hospital gown
designed by Armani.
1011
01:10:54,744 --> 01:10:57,204
She ran out on me.
1012
01:10:58,581 --> 01:11:04,128
She said she realized she didn't
want to be a mother after all.
1013
01:11:12,803 --> 01:11:16,307
Oh, disaster, Frances.
1014
01:11:20,144 --> 01:11:22,354
How do you do it?
1015
01:11:25,859 --> 01:11:29,278
How do you ever breathe again?
1016
01:11:37,036 --> 01:11:38,704
Pretty soon.
1017
01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:46,003
God, I missed you.
1018
01:11:46,045 --> 01:11:51,300
Marcello, I really
think I'd better stay here.
1019
01:11:51,384 --> 01:11:54,845
Oh, I'm sorry.
How about next weekend?
1020
01:11:54,887 --> 01:11:57,390
Okay, well how about
the one after that?
1021
01:11:58,599 --> 01:12:01,685
No, of course, I understand.
1022
01:12:01,769 --> 01:12:04,105
I won't forget you.
1023
01:12:05,106 --> 01:12:07,316
I think a lot about you, too.
1024
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,526
Okay.
1025
01:12:08,609 --> 01:12:11,363
Well, until then.
1026
01:12:11,405 --> 01:12:12,780
Bye.
1027
01:12:14,573 --> 01:12:17,910
There's something strange
about these trees.
1028
01:12:17,993 --> 01:12:19,120
It's like they know.
1029
01:12:19,203 --> 01:12:22,039
And they know
that we know that they know.
1030
01:12:22,081 --> 01:12:25,501
They're creepy.
Creepy Italian trees.
1031
01:12:25,584 --> 01:12:26,460
The baby's gonna like them
1032
01:12:26,544 --> 01:12:28,254
'cause it's gonna be
a creepy Italian baby
1033
01:12:28,295 --> 01:12:30,005
who goes around saying,
"Ciao, Mamma,"
1034
01:12:30,089 --> 01:12:34,553
and doing that backward
hand-wave thing.
1035
01:12:36,345 --> 01:12:38,764
Life is strange.
1036
01:12:44,186 --> 01:12:46,605
Where were you going
when I arrived?
1037
01:12:46,689 --> 01:12:48,274
Nowhere important.
1038
01:12:48,357 --> 01:12:50,151
What's he like?
1039
01:12:50,234 --> 01:12:51,944
He's a creepy Italian.
1040
01:12:52,027 --> 01:12:54,447
- So go see him.
- I will.
1041
01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:57,784
I want to spend time
with my creepy American friend.
1042
01:12:57,868 --> 01:13:00,077
I refuse to screw up
your love life.
1043
01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:02,204
Don't be ridiculous, Patti.
1044
01:13:02,288 --> 01:13:04,498
You are my love life.
1045
01:14:05,726 --> 01:14:09,688
Frances,
could you come up here, please?
1046
01:14:09,730 --> 01:14:12,149
There's hot water
in the toilet bowl.
1047
01:14:15,111 --> 01:14:16,654
Oh, my God.
1048
01:14:16,779 --> 01:14:19,281
- That's close to boiling.
- Mm-hmm.
1049
01:14:19,365 --> 01:14:22,034
They must have crossed
a pipe somewhere.
1050
01:14:22,118 --> 01:14:24,120
Oh, this is really bad,
isn't it?
1051
01:14:24,203 --> 01:14:28,290
Well, it's not good, unless you
want to give your ass a facial.
1052
01:14:28,374 --> 01:14:30,961
That's a contradiction in terms.
1053
01:14:31,044 --> 01:14:35,339
I guess it'd be more
of an ass-cial.
1054
01:14:50,354 --> 01:14:52,732
Oh, God. Go.
Go, go, go.
1055
01:14:52,773 --> 01:14:54,484
I'm sorry, Frances!
1056
01:14:54,568 --> 01:14:56,902
He's sorry.
1057
01:14:56,986 --> 01:14:59,155
We have nowhere else
to be together.
1058
01:14:59,238 --> 01:15:00,656
What does that make me?
1059
01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:04,577
Saint Francesca,
patron saint of horny teenagers?
1060
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:06,620
Pawel, you were doing it
in my bed.
1061
01:15:06,704 --> 01:15:08,289
I don't even do it in my bed.
1062
01:15:08,372 --> 01:15:10,291
Please, Francesca, help us.
1063
01:15:10,374 --> 01:15:13,252
My father don't let us see
each other.
1064
01:15:13,294 --> 01:15:16,005
Maybe he thinks you're young
and shouldn't be...
1065
01:15:16,088 --> 01:15:18,216
It's because I'm Polish.
1066
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,718
It will be terrible
if we are not together.
1067
01:15:30,936 --> 01:15:33,564
"Assassinate."
Did you say "assassinate"?
1068
01:15:33,606 --> 01:15:36,025
Did she say you were going
to assassinate somebody?
1069
01:15:36,108 --> 01:15:38,778
No, she misunderstand.
1070
01:15:38,861 --> 01:15:40,614
I didn't say...
1071
01:15:40,697 --> 01:15:44,075
Amore, I didn't say,
"assassino."
1072
01:15:44,116 --> 01:15:47,370
I said, "I'm going to ask Nino"
1073
01:15:47,453 --> 01:15:51,248
for money to help us
get married.
1074
01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:54,251
- Oh!
- "Ask Nino." Oh!
1075
01:15:54,293 --> 01:15:57,088
I didn't understand.
1076
01:15:57,171 --> 01:15:57,963
Married?
1077
01:15:58,005 --> 01:16:00,674
You barely understand
what the other is saying.
1078
01:16:00,758 --> 01:16:02,802
We are in love.
1079
01:16:02,885 --> 01:16:04,805
And I go with him this weekend.
1080
01:16:04,846 --> 01:16:08,849
To the flag-throwing festival.
I am going to throw the flag.
1081
01:16:08,933 --> 01:16:11,143
Throw the flag.
Why?
1082
01:16:11,227 --> 01:16:14,855
Because I can do it
as good as any Italian man.
1083
01:16:14,939 --> 01:16:16,357
That's why.
1084
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,983
And her father will see.
1085
01:16:18,067 --> 01:16:19,652
Francesca?
1086
01:16:19,735 --> 01:16:22,029
- Francesca?
- My father.
1087
01:16:23,072 --> 01:16:25,700
- Francesca.
- Placido, hi.
1088
01:16:25,825 --> 01:16:27,744
My daughter says
you are taking her
1089
01:16:27,828 --> 01:16:30,663
to the festa in Montepulciano.
1090
01:16:30,746 --> 01:16:31,789
This is true?
1091
01:16:31,872 --> 01:16:34,250
Just a moment, please.
1092
01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:40,214
I told him you're taking me
so he will stay home.
1093
01:16:40,297 --> 01:16:42,383
I don't want to lie
to your father.
1094
01:16:42,466 --> 01:16:45,344
Come on, Frances.
Who cares?
1095
01:16:45,386 --> 01:16:46,971
Frances?
1096
01:16:47,972 --> 01:16:52,476
If I am not with her,
I will die of a broken heart.
1097
01:16:55,688 --> 01:16:57,148
You won't die.
1098
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,375
Isn't he great?
1099
01:17:23,174 --> 01:17:25,134
Oh, there he is!
1100
01:17:30,723 --> 01:17:32,725
These are straight men.
1101
01:17:32,850 --> 01:17:35,728
In tights twirling flags.
1102
01:17:36,312 --> 01:17:38,440
- Fantastic!
- Yeah.
1103
01:17:42,902 --> 01:17:45,488
Oh, this is it!
1104
01:17:49,241 --> 01:17:51,077
He is fantastic!
1105
01:17:53,746 --> 01:17:55,873
Fantastico!
1106
01:18:16,435 --> 01:18:17,770
Whoo!
1107
01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:41,669
- Yay! Bravo!
- Bravo!
1108
01:18:45,464 --> 01:18:49,051
Pawel, I love you!
1109
01:18:50,302 --> 01:18:50,970
Oh!
1110
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,604
Pawel!
Mi scusi. Pawel!
1111
01:19:00,646 --> 01:19:02,565
- Oh, oh.
- Easy.
1112
01:19:02,648 --> 01:19:04,316
Easy. Easy.
1113
01:19:05,151 --> 01:19:06,652
Mi scusi.
1114
01:19:11,991 --> 01:19:13,117
I throw the flag.
1115
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,827
Si, amore.
1116
01:19:18,873 --> 01:19:20,708
They're fine.
1117
01:19:22,001 --> 01:19:23,461
Let's go.
1118
01:19:23,544 --> 01:19:28,507
What is it about love
that makes us so stupid?
1119
01:19:30,384 --> 01:19:32,178
Take the man with the flowers.
1120
01:19:32,261 --> 01:19:33,972
Same deal every day.
1121
01:19:34,014 --> 01:19:35,556
I mean, enough already.
1122
01:19:35,639 --> 01:19:39,018
Why can he just let it go
and get over it?
1123
01:19:49,945 --> 01:19:51,989
Francesca, you see my daughter?
1124
01:19:52,073 --> 01:19:54,033
She seems so different.
1125
01:19:54,075 --> 01:19:56,827
- Really?
- Oh, Chiara is not herself.
1126
01:19:56,869 --> 01:19:57,871
Oh.
1127
01:19:57,954 --> 01:20:02,541
Maybe do you know
what's bothering her?
1128
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:04,543
Placido, I don't know.
1129
01:20:04,627 --> 01:20:05,378
Oh.
1130
01:20:05,461 --> 01:20:09,882
Hey, Frances, look.
You can see Bramasole from here.
1131
01:20:09,965 --> 01:20:11,092
See?
1132
01:20:11,967 --> 01:20:13,511
Thank you.
1133
01:20:22,728 --> 01:20:23,979
It's Marcello!
1134
01:20:24,063 --> 01:20:25,940
Oh, my God!
1135
01:20:29,527 --> 01:20:31,195
- Wait a minute.
- What?
1136
01:20:31,237 --> 01:20:33,572
What's he doing?
Don't go!
1137
01:20:33,614 --> 01:20:35,533
Where are you going?
1138
01:20:35,574 --> 01:20:36,617
Patti!
1139
01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:37,993
Marcello!
1140
01:20:38,077 --> 01:20:39,704
Marcello!
1141
01:20:44,751 --> 01:20:46,585
Marcello! Ah!
1142
01:20:52,174 --> 01:20:53,342
Marcello!
1143
01:20:59,473 --> 01:21:01,600
Aaah!
1144
01:21:04,270 --> 01:21:05,521
Wait!
1145
01:21:09,108 --> 01:21:11,110
Marcello!
1146
01:21:14,697 --> 01:21:18,909
We tried you on your cell,
but you were in a dead zone.
1147
01:21:18,951 --> 01:21:21,120
I cannot believe
you let him leave.
1148
01:21:21,203 --> 01:21:23,789
- He said he couldn't wait.
- Couldn't wait?
1149
01:21:23,873 --> 01:21:26,417
- Why?
- He was on his way to Arezzo.
1150
01:21:26,459 --> 01:21:28,085
He was nearby
and thought he'd take a shot.
1151
01:21:28,169 --> 01:21:30,379
He was very disappointed, okay?
1152
01:21:30,463 --> 01:21:32,298
You've got a snail in your ear.
1153
01:21:32,381 --> 01:21:32,965
Good.
1154
01:21:33,049 --> 01:21:33,591
Really?
1155
01:21:33,674 --> 01:21:35,676
No!
Get it out!
1156
01:21:35,801 --> 01:21:37,470
He left you a note.
1157
01:21:40,306 --> 01:21:42,141
Hold still.
1158
01:21:42,183 --> 01:21:46,062
He's going north
for a couple of weeks.
1159
01:21:50,983 --> 01:21:51,859
Oh, my God.
1160
01:21:51,942 --> 01:21:54,112
He had a dream
about me in a white dress.
1161
01:21:54,154 --> 01:21:56,030
A white dress?
Holy shit!
1162
01:21:56,113 --> 01:21:59,492
Damn it, Patti,
why didn't you make him wait?
1163
01:21:59,575 --> 01:22:01,535
I mean, come on,
You're a tough dyke.
1164
01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:04,121
You could have tied him
to a chair!
1165
01:22:04,246 --> 01:22:07,958
You could have
faked labor at least!
1166
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,127
I wouldn't have had to fake it.
1167
01:22:15,174 --> 01:22:17,803
Ten fingers.
Ten toes.
1168
01:22:20,805 --> 01:22:23,808
I commend you
on a classic choice.
1169
01:22:26,352 --> 01:22:27,686
What's her name, Mom?
1170
01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:29,355
Alexandra.
1171
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:32,358
Alexandra.
1172
01:22:35,194 --> 01:22:38,531
In Italian, the literal
translation of "to give birth,"
1173
01:22:38,614 --> 01:22:42,034
"dare alla luce,"
is to give to the light.
1174
01:22:42,076 --> 01:22:44,245
Alexandra.
1175
01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:47,873
Welcome to the light.
1176
01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:52,336
All right.
1177
01:22:52,378 --> 01:22:53,212
Hi!
1178
01:22:53,254 --> 01:22:55,673
Yes! Yes!
1179
01:22:56,882 --> 01:22:58,884
Hello, sweetheart.
1180
01:22:58,968 --> 01:23:00,386
Alexandra.
1181
01:23:00,386 --> 01:23:02,930
Alexandra.
1182
01:23:03,055 --> 01:23:04,890
Okay, I can...
1183
01:23:04,932 --> 01:23:06,934
Hey, baby.
1184
01:23:07,017 --> 01:23:09,437
Oh, you're so cute.
You're so cute.
1185
01:23:20,281 --> 01:23:21,407
Oh!
1186
01:23:40,968 --> 01:23:42,887
Frances.
1187
01:23:45,264 --> 01:23:47,558
We are finished.
1188
01:24:11,957 --> 01:24:13,459
Poland.
1189
01:24:31,268 --> 01:24:32,853
Dziekuje.
1190
01:24:35,272 --> 01:24:36,607
Dziekuje.
1191
01:25:06,554 --> 01:25:09,056
Come back soon.
I'll cook for you.
1192
01:25:10,057 --> 01:25:11,183
Pawel, you too?
1193
01:25:11,267 --> 01:25:13,644
Chiara is waiting!
1194
01:25:18,232 --> 01:25:21,819
Patti, you want to
come with me to town?
1195
01:25:21,902 --> 01:25:23,529
We could bring the baby.
1196
01:26:57,789 --> 01:27:00,167
I have to buy a white dress.
1197
01:27:15,266 --> 01:27:16,767
Excuse me.
1198
01:27:16,809 --> 01:27:21,062
- Could you give me a lift?
- With pleasure.
1199
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:23,357
Grazie.
1200
01:27:44,544 --> 01:27:45,546
Grazie.
1201
01:27:45,629 --> 01:27:49,341
I could wait and take you back.
1202
01:27:49,383 --> 01:27:52,636
Thanks, but I've got
my boyfriend.
1203
01:28:00,853 --> 01:28:02,480
Marcello!
1204
01:28:03,689 --> 01:28:05,316
Marcello!
1205
01:28:07,817 --> 01:28:09,612
Francesca.
1206
01:28:09,695 --> 01:28:11,906
Wait there, I'm coming down.
1207
01:28:20,998 --> 01:28:22,166
Francesca.
1208
01:28:23,459 --> 01:28:26,504
Look how beautiful you are.
1209
01:28:26,587 --> 01:28:28,881
It's incredible to see you.
1210
01:28:31,550 --> 01:28:33,552
Every time we made plans,
it didn't happen.
1211
01:28:33,594 --> 01:28:36,138
So this time, I thought
I'll surprise you.
1212
01:28:36,222 --> 01:28:38,224
I am surprised.
1213
01:28:40,309 --> 01:28:42,144
What brings you to Positano?
1214
01:28:42,228 --> 01:28:45,022
What brings me to Positano?
1215
01:28:47,191 --> 01:28:49,860
What brings me to Positano?
1216
01:28:49,944 --> 01:28:51,362
Marcello.
1217
01:28:51,404 --> 01:28:53,364
We're going to be late.
1218
01:28:53,406 --> 01:28:55,241
One moment, darling.
1219
01:28:55,282 --> 01:28:57,451
I'll be right there.
1220
01:29:02,707 --> 01:29:04,208
Wow.
1221
01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:08,921
I came at a bad time.
1222
01:29:09,004 --> 01:29:11,924
Francesca, wait.
Wait. Wait!
1223
01:29:11,924 --> 01:29:15,052
I'm sorry you're hurt.
But what did you expect?
1224
01:29:15,177 --> 01:29:17,221
What did I expect?
1225
01:29:17,346 --> 01:29:20,266
You came to Bramasole.
You left that note.
1226
01:29:20,349 --> 01:29:21,642
I thought that you...
1227
01:29:21,726 --> 01:29:23,602
Wait.
Just a minute.
1228
01:29:23,644 --> 01:29:26,897
Months ago,
we had a beautiful affair.
1229
01:29:26,939 --> 01:29:31,068
And if you think I wanted more
of you after that, you're right.
1230
01:29:31,152 --> 01:29:33,779
Because I did, of course.
1231
01:29:33,863 --> 01:29:36,907
You're a fantastic woman,
Francesca.
1232
01:29:36,949 --> 01:29:39,076
But we were never able
to come together again,
1233
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,327
even though we tried.
1234
01:29:41,411 --> 01:29:44,165
And this sort of thing
must come naturally.
1235
01:29:47,543 --> 01:29:49,545
I told you.
1236
01:29:49,628 --> 01:29:51,839
There was my friend.
She was going to have a baby.
1237
01:29:51,922 --> 01:29:54,675
There were many,
many other things.
1238
01:29:56,427 --> 01:29:58,721
Important things you had to do.
1239
01:30:00,514 --> 01:30:02,558
And you couldn't wait.
1240
01:30:03,768 --> 01:30:04,893
Right?
1241
01:30:09,023 --> 01:30:11,233
Don't worry, Francesca.
1242
01:30:11,317 --> 01:30:12,735
Don't worry.
1243
01:30:13,986 --> 01:30:16,030
There is nothing to regret.
1244
01:30:17,323 --> 01:30:19,200
Do you regret this?
1245
01:30:21,077 --> 01:30:22,411
I don't...
1246
01:30:27,624 --> 01:30:30,628
There is someone for you,
Francesca.
1247
01:30:41,430 --> 01:30:42,932
Goodbye.
1248
01:30:51,523 --> 01:30:53,025
Francesca!
1249
01:31:15,548 --> 01:31:18,134
She's in the fountain!
1250
01:31:18,217 --> 01:31:20,970
- Who is in the fountain?
- The crazy blonde!
1251
01:31:30,563 --> 01:31:32,773
What's going on here?
1252
01:31:32,898 --> 01:31:37,193
She is Sylvia
in "La Dolce Vita."
1253
01:31:40,614 --> 01:31:42,616
She's very good, actually.
1254
01:31:48,748 --> 01:31:50,291
Is she drunk?
1255
01:31:50,374 --> 01:31:51,876
I hope so.
1256
01:31:58,924 --> 01:32:03,596
You know, in "La Dolce Vita,"
he goes in and he gets her.
1257
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:09,060
Mastroianni. He goes in,
and he fishes her out.
1258
01:32:43,135 --> 01:32:44,553
Katherine.
1259
01:32:59,944 --> 01:33:01,487
Thank you.
1260
01:33:06,450 --> 01:33:08,953
Do you think I make
a good Sylvia?
1261
01:33:09,078 --> 01:33:10,162
You were wonderful.
1262
01:33:10,287 --> 01:33:11,329
Oh.
1263
01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:16,127
Here.
1264
01:33:20,172 --> 01:33:23,008
I see Zeus is gone.
1265
01:33:23,092 --> 01:33:25,261
Back to Mount Olympus.
1266
01:33:25,344 --> 01:33:27,388
I'm so sorry.
1267
01:33:27,471 --> 01:33:30,933
Don't be.
I'm fine now.
1268
01:33:31,016 --> 01:33:34,352
There's nothing like a fountain
and a magnum of French champagne
1269
01:33:34,436 --> 01:33:37,189
to put you right again.
1270
01:33:38,357 --> 01:33:39,692
Really?
1271
01:33:41,986 --> 01:33:43,779
What do you think?
1272
01:33:51,370 --> 01:33:53,122
Oh.
1273
01:34:04,967 --> 01:34:09,847
You know who I really love
the most from all the films?
1274
01:34:10,848 --> 01:34:12,516
Cabiria.
1275
01:34:14,310 --> 01:34:16,812
You remember at the end
1276
01:34:16,896 --> 01:34:20,857
when another man has left her
in the most terrible way,
1277
01:34:20,982 --> 01:34:23,527
and she thinks
it's all over for her?
1278
01:34:25,571 --> 01:34:29,241
Then she sees some children
playing in the street,
1279
01:34:29,325 --> 01:34:31,077
making music.
1280
01:34:32,203 --> 01:34:34,372
And before she knows it...
1281
01:34:35,581 --> 01:34:37,583
she's smiling again.
1282
01:34:40,252 --> 01:34:43,546
That's what Fefe always said.
1283
01:34:43,588 --> 01:34:46,884
No matter what happens...
1284
01:34:48,844 --> 01:34:52,056
always keep
your childish innocence.
1285
01:34:53,933 --> 01:34:58,521
It's the most important thing.
1286
01:35:17,164 --> 01:35:18,749
You're back?
What happened?
1287
01:35:18,833 --> 01:35:20,292
How'd it go with Marcello?
1288
01:35:20,418 --> 01:35:22,086
I don't want to talk about it.
1289
01:35:22,128 --> 01:35:23,546
Chiara's here.
She's upset.
1290
01:35:23,629 --> 01:35:27,466
She's out in the garden
talking with Pawel.
1291
01:35:27,508 --> 01:35:29,385
I can't talk about it now.
1292
01:35:29,468 --> 01:35:31,594
Oh. Fran.
1293
01:35:49,864 --> 01:35:51,907
Stupid.
1294
01:35:51,991 --> 01:35:53,783
Stupid.
1295
01:35:53,867 --> 01:35:57,079
Stupid! Stupid!
Stupid!
1296
01:35:58,873 --> 01:36:00,458
Stupid!
1297
01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:01,500
Aah!
1298
01:36:01,542 --> 01:36:03,794
What more can I do?
1299
01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:21,395
It's okay.
1300
01:36:22,521 --> 01:36:24,940
It's not your fault.
1301
01:36:45,544 --> 01:36:46,879
Babbo.
1302
01:37:00,601 --> 01:37:03,395
I want to ask your permission
to marry your daughter.
1303
01:37:05,230 --> 01:37:10,111
It's nice,
but it's out of the question.
1304
01:37:10,194 --> 01:37:12,696
I have come here
to ask your permission
1305
01:37:12,780 --> 01:37:14,073
to marry your daughter.
1306
01:37:14,156 --> 01:37:17,743
I will love her forever, and I
know that I will make her happy.
1307
01:37:17,827 --> 01:37:19,161
All young men say this.
1308
01:37:19,245 --> 01:37:21,205
Sometimes it's true.
1309
01:37:21,288 --> 01:37:22,331
Never.
1310
01:37:22,415 --> 01:37:24,667
Never?
What about you two?
1311
01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:28,044
Don't be ridiculous.
I hate him half of the time.
1312
01:37:29,547 --> 01:37:34,260
Placido, don't you want
Chiara to be happy in love?
1313
01:37:34,301 --> 01:37:36,053
Happy.
1314
01:37:36,137 --> 01:37:38,055
Happy is about a lot of things.
1315
01:37:38,097 --> 01:37:40,307
It's not just
about young passion.
1316
01:37:40,391 --> 01:37:43,227
This doesn't last, Chiara,
and when it's over,
1317
01:37:43,269 --> 01:37:45,604
what you will have left
is nothing.
1318
01:37:45,646 --> 01:37:47,565
He has nothing to offer you.
1319
01:37:47,606 --> 01:37:50,859
I have everything to offer her.
1320
01:37:51,985 --> 01:37:53,362
Everything.
1321
01:37:53,446 --> 01:37:56,866
Pawel, let's go.
1322
01:37:57,908 --> 01:37:58,784
Chiara!
1323
01:37:58,868 --> 01:38:00,369
Wait. Wait.
1324
01:38:03,456 --> 01:38:05,249
Won't you give your blessing?
1325
01:38:05,291 --> 01:38:07,918
What if this is it?
1326
01:38:08,002 --> 01:38:09,712
The real thing.
1327
01:38:11,005 --> 01:38:12,465
A love that lasts forever.
1328
01:38:12,590 --> 01:38:15,216
What you describe
is all in fairy tales.
1329
01:38:15,300 --> 01:38:16,510
No, it's not.
1330
01:38:16,594 --> 01:38:20,097
And how do you know?
From personal experience?
1331
01:38:24,310 --> 01:38:26,937
No, I looked for it,
and I didn't find it.
1332
01:38:27,813 --> 01:38:30,232
But that doesn't mean
it doesn't exist.
1333
01:38:30,316 --> 01:38:32,485
That's exactly what it means.
1334
01:38:32,568 --> 01:38:34,695
No one has had it.
1335
01:38:34,779 --> 01:38:37,280
I did!
I had a great love.
1336
01:38:37,364 --> 01:38:38,656
Mamma!
1337
01:38:38,740 --> 01:38:41,160
Your father...
a great love.
1338
01:38:41,243 --> 01:38:43,204
And I'll never forget it.
1339
01:38:43,287 --> 01:38:44,955
Mamma! Mamma!
1340
01:38:44,997 --> 01:38:48,125
He's a poor Polish laborer.
1341
01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,668
He is nobody.
1342
01:38:49,710 --> 01:38:52,296
He has no family!
1343
01:38:53,798 --> 01:38:55,466
That's not true.
1344
01:39:00,887 --> 01:39:02,514
He has me.
1345
01:39:04,850 --> 01:39:06,685
I'm his family.
1346
01:39:08,687 --> 01:39:10,773
I'm his family.
1347
01:39:33,671 --> 01:39:35,756
Chiara.
1348
01:40:00,030 --> 01:40:00,948
Pawel.
1349
01:40:15,755 --> 01:40:18,007
Amen.
1350
01:40:18,090 --> 01:40:20,342
Amen.
1351
01:40:22,386 --> 01:40:23,929
Amen.
1352
01:40:31,103 --> 01:40:32,480
Amen.
1353
01:40:47,495 --> 01:40:49,830
Okay, yes.
Okay.
1354
01:41:10,643 --> 01:41:12,311
Mamma!
1355
01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,960
What are you thinking?
1356
01:41:36,001 --> 01:41:37,586
What do I think?
1357
01:41:37,670 --> 01:41:39,046
Tell me.
1358
01:41:41,048 --> 01:41:43,800
I think you got your wish.
1359
01:41:43,842 --> 01:41:45,969
My wish?
1360
01:41:46,010 --> 01:41:48,222
That day we looked
for your snake
1361
01:41:48,305 --> 01:41:51,684
you said to me that you wanted
there to be a wedding here.
1362
01:42:00,401 --> 01:42:02,027
Yeah.
1363
01:42:02,153 --> 01:42:05,156
And you said you wanted there
to be a family here.
1364
01:42:12,163 --> 01:42:13,748
You're right.
1365
01:42:15,207 --> 01:42:17,043
I got my wish.
1366
01:42:18,502 --> 01:42:20,838
I got everything
that I asked for.
1367
01:42:47,448 --> 01:42:49,241
Mi scusi.
1368
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:58,209
You are looking for the American
writer who lives here,
1369
01:42:58,250 --> 01:43:00,378
and you found her.
1370
01:43:01,462 --> 01:43:04,256
If you don't mind, I'll just...
1371
01:43:06,759 --> 01:43:07,593
There.
1372
01:43:07,635 --> 01:43:11,180
It was crawling on you.
1373
01:43:11,263 --> 01:43:12,723
A ladybug.
1374
01:43:12,765 --> 01:43:14,016
Huh.
1375
01:43:18,770 --> 01:43:22,733
Do I know you?
1376
01:43:22,775 --> 01:43:24,402
Not really.
1377
01:43:24,443 --> 01:43:26,362
You reviewed
one of my books once.
1378
01:43:26,445 --> 01:43:28,322
Did I like it?
1379
01:43:28,406 --> 01:43:29,448
Not very much.
1380
01:43:29,532 --> 01:43:31,450
- Oh, no.
- Don't worry.
1381
01:43:31,534 --> 01:43:36,580
It was, by far, the very best
bad review I've ever received.
1382
01:43:36,664 --> 01:43:37,540
You're kidding.
1383
01:43:37,623 --> 01:43:38,541
I'm not.
1384
01:43:38,624 --> 01:43:42,252
It helped me get to
my next book.
1385
01:43:42,335 --> 01:43:46,090
Anyway, I've been traveling
around Tuscany.
1386
01:43:46,132 --> 01:43:48,843
Someone said that
you lived up here.
1387
01:43:52,096 --> 01:43:53,472
I'm Ed.
1388
01:43:53,514 --> 01:43:54,598
Hi.
1389
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:55,433
Hi.
1390
01:43:55,474 --> 01:43:57,101
Hi.
1391
01:43:57,184 --> 01:43:59,353
I'm Frances.
1392
01:43:59,437 --> 01:44:00,104
Hi.
1393
01:44:00,187 --> 01:44:01,439
Hi.
1394
01:44:02,189 --> 01:44:05,442
There's a wedding going on.
This isn't your wedding.
1395
01:44:05,483 --> 01:44:08,571
That would be unfortunate.
1396
01:44:26,337 --> 01:44:29,967
They say they built
the train tracks over the Alps
1397
01:44:30,051 --> 01:44:33,387
before there was a train
that could make the trip.
1398
01:44:33,471 --> 01:44:35,222
They built it anyway.
1399
01:44:35,306 --> 01:44:38,017
They knew one day
the train would come.
1400
01:44:40,144 --> 01:44:43,022
Any arbitrary turning
along the way,
1401
01:44:43,064 --> 01:44:44,857
and I would be elsewhere.
1402
01:44:44,899 --> 01:44:46,817
I would be different.
1403
01:44:48,861 --> 01:44:51,279
What are four walls, anyway?
1404
01:44:51,362 --> 01:44:53,239
They are what they contain.
1405
01:44:53,324 --> 01:44:56,077
The house protects the dreamer.
1406
01:44:56,160 --> 01:45:00,539
Unthinkably good things can
happen, even late in the game.
1407
01:45:00,623 --> 01:45:02,875
It's such a surprise.