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Let's roll!

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Hey!
l'm coming!

3
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Huh?!

4
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Yes!

5
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- Are you and l going fast?
- Hey!

6
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- Hello?
- Walter?

7
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- Yes?
- l have some bad news.

8
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lt's about your
two uncles, son.

9
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Walter?

10
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Walter? Walter?

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Good news--

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you're spending the summer
with your two uncles.

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lt's just gonna be for a few weeks.
A month or two, tops.

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Scout's honor, okay?

15
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Cross my heart
and hope to die, okay?

16
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Where are you going
this time?

17
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The Fort Worth College
of Court Reporting.

18
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l met a guy
last night.

19
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He's gonna pull
some strings.

20
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Walter, you're gonna have
to learn to trust people,

21
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or you're gonna grow up
bitter and disappointed.

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You're gonna have fun
with your two uncles. You'll see.

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Mom, you're
an only child.

24
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l know
what uncles are.

25
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Well, Mr. Smarty Pants,

26
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lt just so happens,
they really are your uncles.

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Your great-uncles.

28
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My mother's brothers.

29
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They disappeared 40 years ago
and just showed up back here in Texas.

30
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- Can't l come with you?
- No!

31
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Honey, l'm gonna be working my tail
off learning court reporting.

32
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l'm doing everything
l can to keep this family together.

33
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How about a little
help here, okay?

34
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Now, look--
they say these two old men

35
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got millions
stashed away in cash.

36
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Nobody knows
where they got it.

37
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Got no kids, no one to leave
all that money to.

38
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You and me, we're as close
as any family they got.

39
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You want them
to like me

40
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so they'll die and leave us
their money?

41
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We could buy a house,
maybe settle down.

42
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Oh, wouldn't that
be nice?

43
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Oh, look! Here it is.

44
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Here it is, honey.
Here it is.

45
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By the way,

46
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l hear these two were in
some state nuthouse for 40 years.

47
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Got all their money
from a big lawsuit or something.

48
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But then there's
lots of stories about them.

49
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Who knows what
to believe?

50
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Just find out where they stashed
all that money, okay?

51
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Maybe we should've
called first.

52
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No. Older people
just love surprises!

53
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Here we are.

54
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Okay.

55
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Go away, go away!

56
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Hey, go away! Shoo!

57
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Show 'em you're friendly, honey.
Let them smell your hand.

58
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They must be down there
by that lake.

59
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Let's go!
Come on!

60
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There he is!

61
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- Winged him.
- He's running for it.

62
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- Damn! Empty.
- Get ammo. l'll keep him covered.

63
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Yoo-hoo!

64
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Huh?

65
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Yoo-hoo!

66
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You send for a hooker?

67
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Uncle Hub, Uncle Garth,
it's me, Mae!

68
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Mae!

69
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Pearl's daughter.

70
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And l brought Walter,

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your nephew.

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- Relatives.
- Damn! God.

73
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We're old, damn it.
Leave us alone!

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The last thing we need is
some little sissy boy

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hanging around all summer.

76
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Walter, honey,

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why don't you wait out here
and play, okay? l'll be a minute.

78
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He could help out around here,
do chores.

79
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Help out?
Your kid's a damn wienie.

80
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l know. That's why he needs
to be around real men,

81
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like you two.
lt won't be for long.

82
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He's got to cook for his
damn self. l'm not cooking.

83
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Nice doggie.
Come play.

84
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This is for your own good,
Walter.

85
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You know--

86
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l bet all that money
is hidden real close by.

87
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lmagine,
a real buried treasure

88
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just like in those books
you're always reading.

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Walter, maybe if you'd learn
to smile once in a while,

90
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then people
might like you.

91
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Now, come on, how about a big smile
to remember you by?

92
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Okay?
Come on!

93
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You're gonna have to work on
that smile while l'm gone, okay?

94
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Bye, honey!
Bye!

95
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Well?

96
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lf my mom calls,
can we hear the telephone out here?

97
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Don't have one.

98
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No telephone?!

99
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ls it okay if l go inside
and watch television?

100
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Ain't got one.

101
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No television?!

102
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What do you do?

103
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Hey!

104
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Rumor has is you two have
millions stashed away.

105
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Why not put some of that money
to work for you

106
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with the high yield only investing
in gold and silver can bring?

107
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Wee-ooh!
Wee-ooh, wee-ooh!

108
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Can l leave you
some pamphlets?

109
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Wee-ooh, wee-ooh

110
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Ooh, ooh, wee-ooh,
wee-ooh

111
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l can see them dancing,
the silhouettes on the shade

112
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l hear the music

113
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All the lovers on parade,
open up

114
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l wanna come in again

115
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l thought
you were my friend...

116
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Gentlemen, word is out--

117
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you are two sophisticated
men of means--

118
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Hey!

119
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Movin' and a-groovin'
with that beat

120
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Jumpin' and stompin'
on the floor

121
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-  Let me in, open up
-  Let me in, open up

122
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l'll open up
that door

123
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l hear the music,
let me in

124
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Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.

125
00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:06,549
Nice evening. Peaceful.

126
00:10:13,328 --> 00:10:15,794
Hey, kid.

127
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You sleep up there.
ln the tower.

128
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Hey-- we don't know
nothing about kids.

129
00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:33,493
- So if you need something...
- Find it yourself.

130
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Or better yet,
learn to do without.

131
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- We're both getting old.
- Fixing to die any time.

132
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So if we kick off
in the middle of the night,

133
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you're on your own.

134
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- Jumpy little fella.
- Mmm.

135
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Quiet though.

136
00:14:01,598 --> 00:14:03,894
Uncle Hub?

137
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,398
Uncle Hub?

138
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,934
He's sleepwalking.

139
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:34,566
Brand new mattress and l'm still
waking up tired and sore.

140
00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:59,379
So...

141
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,509
you two
disappeared for...

142
00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:05,246
40 whole years.

143
00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:07,311
Where were you?

144
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,716
Africa mostly--
Morocco,

145
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:14,485
Algeria, Kenya--

146
00:16:14,524 --> 00:16:16,854
Not much sadder than a couple
of has-beens jabbering

147
00:16:16,891 --> 00:16:18,882
about the good old days.

148
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:21,450
Those days are through.
So are we.

149
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,592
l hate this!

150
00:16:37,634 --> 00:16:41,193
- l hate it!
- We're retired.

151
00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:44,863
Gardening is what
retired people do.

152
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,803
What do we want any
damn vegetables for anyway?

153
00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:51,102
They're good for you.
Make you live to be 100.

154
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:54,972
Oh yeah? Yeah?
To hell with that.

155
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:57,873
You live to be 100.

156
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,240
- Hey, Uncle Hub!
- Hub, how are you doing?

157
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,611
Kids, say hi to Uncle Hub.

158
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,910
Hub, come back here and see
who we brought.

159
00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:12,246
Uncle Garth!
Kids, say hi to Uncle Garth!

160
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,084
We're here
for a nice long visit.

161
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,246
The whole weekend. We know how lonely
our favorite uncles get.

162
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,422
Who the hell are you?

163
00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:32,548
- Walter.
- Walter?!

164
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,355
Mae's boy?

165
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:39,419
Pearl's daughter-- that loose widow
woman always running around.

166
00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:42,361
- lt figures she'd muscle in.
- ls Mae here?

167
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,322
How long
are you here for?

168
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,527
Well, we'll just see
about that.

169
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,898
We know
what you're up to.

170
00:17:52,935 --> 00:17:55,026
Don't think you're gonna
get away with it.

171
00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:58,060
Come on, boys.
Come on.

172
00:17:58,104 --> 00:18:00,730
His momma's gonna be back
before long.

173
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:02,260
Oh, that woman? Huh!

174
00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:04,535
From what l hear, she may never
come back. What then?

175
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:06,063
Then you'd be stuck
with him.

176
00:18:08,642 --> 00:18:11,371
l'm telling you, take him
to the orphanage right this minute.

177
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,036
Whether we take him
to the orphanage

178
00:18:13,078 --> 00:18:14,668
or tie him up and throw him
in the lake,

179
00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:17,202
it's our business,
not yours.

180
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,337
Here he is now, spying!

181
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,372
Ow! Ow, ow!

182
00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:25,109
See what l'm saying?
Did you see what he just did?

183
00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:26,137
Mmm-hmm.

184
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:41,556
Fort Worth College
of Court Reporting.

185
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:44,386
l need to find my mom.
She's a student there.

186
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,288
l'm sorry, we're closed.

187
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,656
lt's an emergency.
Please?

188
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,751
Her name's Mae--
Mae Coleman.

189
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,021
Um...

190
00:18:55,063 --> 00:18:59,963
No, l'm sorry, there's no
Mae Coleman registered here.

191
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,058
Oh! Try Mae Carter.

192
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:08,593
No, l'm sorry.

193
00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:10,466
Mabel Cartwright?

194
00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:12,232
Mabe Calloway?

195
00:19:12,271 --> 00:19:14,567
Donna Tompko?

196
00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:18,266
Young man, are you
in some sort of trouble?

197
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,900
She's gotta be there!
She just started.

198
00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:25,933
Listen, our classes
started back in January.

199
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,443
No one could have possibly
just started.

200
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:34,880
Hello? Hello?

201
00:19:36,048 --> 00:19:38,038
Hello?

202
00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:47,142
Hub, l don't know why
you have to drive. lt's my car.

203
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,744
Stop whining.

204
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:53,552
lf we find the kid, he's gonna
get a piece of my mind.

205
00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:55,557
There he is.

206
00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:07,493
Lawyer--
stay in the car!

207
00:20:07,529 --> 00:20:09,928
Hub, come on!

208
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,294
- No, no. You, not me, no.
- Hub!

209
00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:14,390
Get out of the car.

210
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:38,310
Planning
your next move?

211
00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:42,837
Where you figure
on going?

212
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,473
Here.

213
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,480
Area code 406--

214
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,074
Montana.

215
00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:57,715
How come you're not heading
to Fort Worth where your momma is?

216
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,418
She's not there.

217
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,388
She lied...

218
00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:05,786
again.

219
00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,453
Listen, kid,

220
00:21:10,491 --> 00:21:14,447
we know you got your heart set on
going to Montana,

221
00:21:15,493 --> 00:21:17,187
but it's late.

222
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:20,626
Hub, help me out here.

223
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:23,754
Why? lt sounds like
his mind's made up.

224
00:21:24,798 --> 00:21:26,593
Good luck
in Montana, kid.

225
00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:32,492
We've got better maps than that one
at the house, right, Hub?

226
00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:36,060
Yeah, a man needs a good map,
that's for sure.

227
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:37,364
Sure.

228
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:41,369
l've been
to the orphan home before.

229
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,201
l don't want to go back.

230
00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:44,364
Damn it, kid,

231
00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,033
it ain't our fault you got
a lousy damn mother.

232
00:22:01,647 --> 00:22:03,876
Guess l should get going.

233
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,610
Which way is north?

234
00:22:12,553 --> 00:22:14,314
l'll say one thing
for this kid--

235
00:22:14,352 --> 00:22:16,842
he sure pisses off
the relatives.

236
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:21,012
Listen, kid,
do us a favor.

237
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:23,181
lf you come back
to the house

238
00:22:23,223 --> 00:22:25,487
and stay awhile,

239
00:22:25,524 --> 00:22:28,423
why, our relatives
are gonna hate it.

240
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:30,927
l'll bet they hate it
so much,

241
00:22:30,961 --> 00:22:34,519
they go away and leave us all
the hell alone.

242
00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:39,988
- lt's crazy enough it might work.
- Sure.

243
00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:43,796
Come on, kid,
help us out here.

244
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,226
l guess l could
come back...

245
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,963
for a while,

246
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,732
seeing it's
so important.

247
00:23:09,911 --> 00:23:12,104
So kid,

248
00:23:12,145 --> 00:23:14,136
how's that root beer?

249
00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:29,083
Uncle Hub,
Uncle Garth,

250
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,110
this has been
such...

251
00:23:31,154 --> 00:23:33,280
a wonderful weekend.

252
00:23:33,322 --> 00:23:35,084
l hate
to bring this up,

253
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:38,114
but have you two looked
at that will l left for you?

254
00:23:41,493 --> 00:23:44,085
You both need to be thinking
about these things

255
00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:45,355
at your age.

256
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:02,093
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot.

257
00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:03,898
He's been
here before.

258
00:24:03,936 --> 00:24:05,925
Brothers McCann?

259
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:08,233
This is
no ordinary salesman.

260
00:24:08,271 --> 00:24:10,238
Hell, l like me
a challenge.

261
00:24:10,272 --> 00:24:11,761
Can we talk?

262
00:24:11,806 --> 00:24:13,170
Come out where
we can see you.

263
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,230
Put down your guns
and l'll come out.

264
00:24:15,275 --> 00:24:17,434
This guy is good.

265
00:24:17,475 --> 00:24:20,135
l'll cover,
you sneak around.

266
00:24:20,176 --> 00:24:21,803
...that's not complete.

267
00:24:21,844 --> 00:24:23,834
What? What do you--
what? What?

268
00:24:23,878 --> 00:24:26,573
- Why not see what he's selling?
- Let me just show it to you.

269
00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:29,546
- What the hell for?
- lt's right behind my car.

270
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,877
What's the good having money
if you never spend it?

271
00:24:31,915 --> 00:24:34,178
- Trust me.
- lt could be the kid has a point.

272
00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:36,183
Yeah, well...

273
00:24:36,217 --> 00:24:38,376
we'll see
what the man's selling.

274
00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:41,112
- Then we shoot him.
- Good plan.

275
00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:49,555
Whew!

276
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,283
Due to the...

277
00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,155
unsettling nature
of our previous encounters...

278
00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:58,057
l took it upon myself to search
the world over for that--

279
00:24:58,093 --> 00:25:00,152
that perfect item
that'd be just right

280
00:25:00,195 --> 00:25:02,923
for two exuberant sportsmen
such as yourselves.

281
00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:04,019
And boys,

282
00:25:04,062 --> 00:25:06,859
well, l do believe
l found it.

283
00:25:08,998 --> 00:25:10,396
Voilą!

284
00:25:15,434 --> 00:25:16,695
What is it?

285
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,095
Well, that right there
is the sport of kings.

286
00:25:20,137 --> 00:25:22,399
Up till now, only heads of state
have been able to afford

287
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,927
a fine piece
of equipment like that,

288
00:25:23,972 --> 00:25:26,302
and it is so simple to operate
even this child could do it.

289
00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:27,805
Really?

290
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,171
Here.
l'll tell you what--

291
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,107
you step right up here and chunk
that lever back on my signal, okay?

292
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,268
Go ahead.

293
00:25:42,614 --> 00:25:43,875
Wow!

294
00:25:43,915 --> 00:25:46,438
The most powerful one
on the market,

295
00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:48,278
and very reasonably priced,
l might add.

296
00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:51,875
Well, that is the biggest waste of money
l have ever seen in my entire life.

297
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,784
Mister, you load up that contraption
and get the hell off this land.

298
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,616
We'll take it.

299
00:25:56,654 --> 00:25:58,381
Oh no, you don't!

300
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,786
l won't have my children
around this gun foolishness.

301
00:26:00,823 --> 00:26:02,550
Then leave!

302
00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:08,588
- Come on, Daddy, let's go.
- Come on. Come on.

303
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:10,592
You know what happens
when my feelings get hurt.

304
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:11,819
Get in the car.
Get in the car.

305
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:13,589
Ah, ha

306
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:30,634
Oh, suey!

307
00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:33,993
Pull!

308
00:26:37,371 --> 00:26:38,531
Pull!

309
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,497
Pull!

310
00:27:14,654 --> 00:27:18,986
- Uncle Hub?
- Don't. l tried to wake him once.

311
00:27:19,023 --> 00:27:21,183
He nearly tore
my head off.

312
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,419
Leave him
for a few minutes.

313
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,659
What are you doing
out here so late?

314
00:27:31,196 --> 00:27:33,185
What's wrong with him?

315
00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,561
Well, a man's body
may grow old,

316
00:27:35,598 --> 00:27:40,659
but inside his spirit can still be
as young and restless as ever.

317
00:27:41,734 --> 00:27:43,758
And him--

318
00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,634
in his day,
he had more spirit

319
00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:48,863
than 20 men.

320
00:27:51,972 --> 00:27:53,939
lt looks like...

321
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,463
he's looking
for something.

322
00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:59,031
- Mm-hmm.
- What?

323
00:28:02,776 --> 00:28:05,108
He's looking for her.

324
00:28:12,648 --> 00:28:14,274
Who?

325
00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:16,282
What was her name?

326
00:28:17,351 --> 00:28:19,113
Jasmine.

327
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,776
Okay, tell me.

328
00:28:29,288 --> 00:28:32,120
You want me
to tell you the story?

329
00:28:32,156 --> 00:28:34,316
Now?

330
00:28:34,358 --> 00:28:36,655
That would take days.

331
00:28:41,995 --> 00:28:44,292
Well, uh...

332
00:28:45,529 --> 00:28:48,963
Hub was always
too restless for Texas.

333
00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:52,090
He convinced our folks

334
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:54,327
that he needed to go
to Europe,

335
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,163
and l needed
to come along.

336
00:28:57,568 --> 00:29:01,502
That was
the summer of 1914.

337
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:33,043
l la-like you.

338
00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:37,279
Extra, extra!
Germany invades!

339
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,344
Unfortunately,
just as we arrived in France,

340
00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:45,789
so did the Kaiser
and the entire German Army.

341
00:29:45,823 --> 00:29:47,653
l wanted to go home,

342
00:29:47,691 --> 00:29:51,625
but Hub said we should tour Europe
one step ahead of the Germans.

343
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:55,753
And we did.
What a time that was.

344
00:29:57,262 --> 00:30:02,423
There were these girls
in Toulon-- twins. And they...

345
00:30:05,365 --> 00:30:07,797
...anyway,

346
00:30:07,832 --> 00:30:11,858
we eventually wound up
in Marseilles

347
00:30:11,902 --> 00:30:14,994
with passage booked
on the last ship out of Europe.

348
00:30:15,037 --> 00:30:19,698
And Hub, he decided
that we should spend our last night

349
00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:22,729
enjoying
the local nightlife.

350
00:30:27,776 --> 00:30:30,368
Three, three!

351
00:30:31,544 --> 00:30:34,273
He made friends
with these soldiers,

352
00:30:35,946 --> 00:30:41,041
and they bought us some drinks--
strong, strange drinks.

353
00:30:43,115 --> 00:30:45,514
We woke up on a ship

354
00:30:45,550 --> 00:30:49,951
bound for North Africa--
shanghaied.

355
00:30:49,986 --> 00:30:52,180
- Shanghaied?
- Yeah.

356
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:56,517
We found ourselves
in the French Foreign Legion.

357
00:30:56,555 --> 00:31:00,182
''lt's all my fault, '' Hub said,
but he told me not to worry.

358
00:31:00,223 --> 00:31:03,247
He'd make sure
nothing happened to me.

359
00:31:11,595 --> 00:31:14,619
We fought many battles
against overwhelming odds.

360
00:31:17,231 --> 00:31:19,857
He saved my life
countless times.

361
00:31:35,673 --> 00:31:39,367
When the war was over,
we both went our separate ways.

362
00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:41,967
l ended up
leading safaris

363
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:46,443
mostly for writers
and Hollywood folk.

364
00:31:46,477 --> 00:31:48,638
But that was
too tame for Hub.

365
00:31:52,347 --> 00:31:56,214
He got commissions from the new
North African governments,

366
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,545
to put an end
to the slave trade.

367
00:32:03,418 --> 00:32:06,249
No one,
slave trader or Bedouin,

368
00:32:06,286 --> 00:32:10,482
had ever seen anything
like this mad American

369
00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:12,785
who fought like 20 men.

370
00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:18,386
Hey!

371
00:32:18,425 --> 00:32:21,587
What the hell are you two doing
out here in the middle of the night?

372
00:32:22,728 --> 00:32:24,785
Just enjoying
the cool night air.

373
00:32:26,963 --> 00:32:29,452
Either one of you
got a lick of sense,

374
00:32:29,497 --> 00:32:31,431
go to bed.

375
00:33:11,516 --> 00:33:15,780
l'm a rolling stone
from Texas

376
00:33:15,818 --> 00:33:18,876
Rolling stones
from the plains

377
00:33:18,919 --> 00:33:22,910
l am a rolling stone
from Texas, boys

378
00:33:22,955 --> 00:33:26,389
l long to be
back there again

379
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:30,084
Well, say,
are you from Texas?

380
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:33,684
That's what
l'm wanting to know

381
00:33:33,726 --> 00:33:37,490
'Cause if we're both
from Texas, boys

382
00:33:37,528 --> 00:33:40,825
Let's bundle up
our clothes and go...

383
00:34:29,051 --> 00:34:30,848
''Dear Walter,

384
00:34:30,886 --> 00:34:34,410
how are you?
Found your uncles' money yet?

385
00:34:34,453 --> 00:34:36,785
Here l am at school
in Fort Worth,

386
00:34:36,822 --> 00:34:39,084
my nose to the court
reporting grind... ''

387
00:34:44,224 --> 00:34:47,419
Damn it, brother, l'm not going
anywhere looking like this.

388
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:53,520
Look like a damn
sharecropper.

389
00:34:53,562 --> 00:34:57,257
We're gardeners.
This is what gardeners wear.

390
00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:00,093
l bought you some clothes too.
They're in your room.

391
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:07,563
Think how good all these vegetables
are gonna taste.

392
00:35:07,602 --> 00:35:11,035
Peas, beans,

393
00:35:11,070 --> 00:35:14,596
squash, tomatoes.

394
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:16,867
- Yeah.
- What's this row?

395
00:35:18,573 --> 00:35:21,234
- Beets.
- Beets?

396
00:35:25,277 --> 00:35:26,538
And what about
this row?

397
00:35:26,577 --> 00:35:29,066
- Potatoes.
- Potatoes?

398
00:35:29,111 --> 00:35:30,237
Yeah.

399
00:35:32,914 --> 00:35:34,903
Wait one damn
minute here.

400
00:35:34,947 --> 00:35:38,074
- What's this row here?
- Tomatoes.

401
00:35:38,116 --> 00:35:40,708
- Tomatoes?
- Yeah.

402
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,842
That's lettuce, squash,

403
00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:47,080
sweet potatoes,
carrots, bok choy.

404
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,576
- Bok Choy? What is that?
- Chinese cabbage.

405
00:35:51,788 --> 00:35:53,755
Hey, that row
looks right.

406
00:35:53,789 --> 00:35:55,255
Yeah, well,
this is corn!

407
00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:58,746
All those seeds did look alike,
come to think of it.

408
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:01,315
- Yeah, like corn.
- Boy...

409
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,724
that seed salesman
sure saw us coming.

410
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:04,988
No, saw you coming.

411
00:36:05,028 --> 00:36:08,223
Corn, corn, corn!

412
00:36:08,262 --> 00:36:10,229
Nothing but corn.

413
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,226
Corn. Corn.

414
00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:19,427
- By God, it's here!
- Kid, help him unload.

415
00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:20,958
We'll be right back.

416
00:37:08,556 --> 00:37:11,456
Careful, kid.
He's a man-eater.

417
00:37:12,925 --> 00:37:17,519
ls this the McCann place?
We brought your lion.

418
00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:23,752
King of the beasts.
Terror of the jungle.

419
00:37:37,569 --> 00:37:40,866
You bought a lion?
A used lion?

420
00:37:40,904 --> 00:37:43,770
Stand back, kid, you don't want
to get mauled and eaten.

421
00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,295
- What are you doing?
- Brother,

422
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:49,103
this is the best idea
you ever had.

423
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:52,405
This lion head will sure look good
hanging over our fireplace.

424
00:37:52,443 --> 00:37:55,104
What fireplace?
You don't have a fireplace.

425
00:37:55,145 --> 00:37:57,043
We'll buy one.

426
00:37:58,478 --> 00:37:59,775
You're gonna shoot it?

427
00:37:59,812 --> 00:38:01,712
Well, be seeing you.

428
00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:05,912
He's in there, all right.

429
00:38:05,948 --> 00:38:08,041
l don't think this is
very sporting.

430
00:38:08,084 --> 00:38:12,211
Kid, at our age,
this is as sporting as we get.

431
00:38:12,252 --> 00:38:14,378
Walter, come here.

432
00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:16,977
When l give the word,
pull this.

433
00:38:23,524 --> 00:38:24,889
Pull!

434
00:38:34,195 --> 00:38:36,753
Hey.

435
00:38:36,795 --> 00:38:37,955
Come on out of there.

436
00:38:37,997 --> 00:38:41,453
Hey, you
in the crate!

437
00:38:41,498 --> 00:38:44,932
Get your lion butt
out of there.

438
00:38:44,966 --> 00:38:46,489
Looks awful tame.

439
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:51,935
This lion's no good.

440
00:38:51,969 --> 00:38:56,064
lt's--
it's defective.

441
00:38:56,106 --> 00:39:00,436
- lt's alive, that's the main thing.
- Go ahead and shoot it then.

442
00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:03,441
No, it wouldn't be sporting,
shooting it inside a crate.

443
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,840
Looks kind of old...

444
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,433
worn-out looking.

445
00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:10,342
Some kind of lion hunt
this is.

446
00:39:10,378 --> 00:39:13,140
Perfect.
A reject.

447
00:39:13,179 --> 00:39:15,909
Some sick
zoo castoff.

448
00:39:17,115 --> 00:39:21,447
So can l keep him?

449
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:25,076
l'll look after him and take care
of him and feed him and everything!

450
00:39:25,118 --> 00:39:26,813
l never had a pet
of my very own before.

451
00:39:26,853 --> 00:39:30,786
So kid, you want to take care of it,
nurse it back to health?

452
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,686
Good.
Then we shoot it.

453
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,754
That's some lion
you bought.

454
00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:45,282
That's some garden seeds
you bought.

455
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:52,219
Don't worry, they're not as bad
as they seem right at first.

456
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:55,288
l'll be right back
with supper.

457
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:09,159
There.
Now you can see out.

458
00:40:14,006 --> 00:40:15,973
You sure
he can't get out?

459
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,641
She.
lt's a girl lion.

460
00:40:21,443 --> 00:40:22,876
l named her Jasmine.

461
00:40:24,312 --> 00:40:26,279
What did you just say?

462
00:40:32,448 --> 00:40:35,974
lt seemed like a good name--
for a lion.

463
00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:52,283
l'm sorry it took
awhile to come in.

464
00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:54,883
ln 40 years, l never had
a call for it.

465
00:40:57,793 --> 00:41:00,420
''Purina Lion Chow.''

466
00:41:00,461 --> 00:41:02,621
l'll be!

467
00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:04,924
lf you wait a few minutes,
my boys will load you up.

468
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,154
l got it.

469
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,888
Garth, pay the man.

470
00:41:11,932 --> 00:41:13,365
Be careful.

471
00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:17,928
Mr. McCann, those are bags
that weigh 50 pounds a piece.

472
00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:23,293
Take the other end.

473
00:41:23,338 --> 00:41:25,533
Here we go.

474
00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,605
lf you two old ladies want
to get in, l'll take you home now.

475
00:41:44,081 --> 00:41:45,877
Hub!

476
00:42:04,056 --> 00:42:05,545
Psst!

477
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:07,779
Psst!

478
00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:11,156
Little boy!

479
00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:13,557
You're with those
McCann brothers?

480
00:42:17,862 --> 00:42:22,354
l know that they're
ex-mafia hit men.

481
00:42:22,398 --> 00:42:25,490
They're on the run
with millions

482
00:42:25,532 --> 00:42:29,159
that they stole
from Al Capone.

483
00:42:47,409 --> 00:42:49,000
Tell me more
about Africa--

484
00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:52,409
about you and Uncle Hub
and Jasmine.

485
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,571
Why would a smart kid like you
want to hear hokey old stories?

486
00:42:57,648 --> 00:42:59,672
What else
do we have to do?

487
00:43:00,782 --> 00:43:02,248
Where was l?

488
00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:09,012
''No one, slave trader
or Bedouin,

489
00:43:09,052 --> 00:43:11,576
had ever seen anything
like this mad American

490
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,314
who fought
like 20 men. ''

491
00:43:13,354 --> 00:43:16,116
Yeah right, right, right.
Well, it so happened...

492
00:43:17,223 --> 00:43:19,712
one of the women
that Hub freed

493
00:43:19,757 --> 00:43:22,385
was handmaiden
to a princess.

494
00:43:26,093 --> 00:43:30,050
When she told her mistress
the story of her rescue,

495
00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:35,291
most of all, she told her about
the handsome, heroic American.

496
00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:40,697
''l must meet this man!''
The princess said.

497
00:43:43,768 --> 00:43:48,863
One day, Hub was riding his horse
along the Mediterranean,

498
00:43:48,904 --> 00:43:53,396
when out of nowhere,
another rider came up alongside.

499
00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:59,534
But you know Hub-- he wasn't
about to let a chance pass.

500
00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:01,303
lt became a race.

501
00:44:05,411 --> 00:44:09,971
Most people say that Hub
was the best rider in North Africa.

502
00:44:11,846 --> 00:44:14,542
But this other rider
kept neck and neck

503
00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:18,037
as the race went
on and on.

504
00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:27,482
Then the two horses
collided.

505
00:44:27,521 --> 00:44:30,488
The riders went flying
into the sea.

506
00:44:30,522 --> 00:44:33,854
Hub leaped to his feet
ready for anything--

507
00:44:33,891 --> 00:44:35,914
or so he thought.

508
00:44:46,396 --> 00:44:49,387
This was the princess,

509
00:44:49,432 --> 00:44:53,297
the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen.

510
00:44:55,934 --> 00:44:59,765
- Jasmine!
- Jasmine.

511
00:45:06,806 --> 00:45:09,705
Many people say there's
no such thing nowadays,

512
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,230
it's something
you only find in stories,

513
00:45:12,275 --> 00:45:16,403
but when these two set eyes
on each other for the first time,

514
00:45:16,444 --> 00:45:20,172
this was honest to god,
no kidding, sure enough,

515
00:45:20,212 --> 00:45:22,202
once in a lifetime,

516
00:45:22,246 --> 00:45:25,872
love at first sight.

517
00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:35,950
Wait a minute.
lf it was true love

518
00:45:35,985 --> 00:45:38,451
they would've been married
and lived happily ever after, right?

519
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,646
Aren't you getting ahead
of the story?

520
00:45:42,355 --> 00:45:45,289
- Okay, keep going.
- Well...

521
00:45:45,323 --> 00:45:48,449
things weren't easy
for them back then.

522
00:45:48,491 --> 00:45:50,684
She was promised
to another man,

523
00:45:50,725 --> 00:45:53,750
a powerful sheik
in a neighboring kingdom.

524
00:45:57,261 --> 00:46:01,093
He heard that Jasmine
was in love with another,

525
00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:03,289
so he threatened
her father,

526
00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:05,730
and took Jasmine off
to his kingdom

527
00:46:05,766 --> 00:46:08,358
and locked her up
in his harem.

528
00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:14,296
She told the other wives
that she would rather die

529
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:16,895
than marry
this heartless sheik.

530
00:46:16,938 --> 00:46:19,336
She had a knife on her.

531
00:46:20,338 --> 00:46:22,499
And when he came for her
that night,

532
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:24,938
she was going
to slit her own throat.

533
00:46:26,141 --> 00:46:28,233
What did
Uncle Hub do?

534
00:47:02,724 --> 00:47:07,125
They got married,
and lived happily ever after.

535
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,786
The end.

536
00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:13,420
But wait,

537
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,122
if they lived
happily ever after,

538
00:47:15,163 --> 00:47:18,893
then they got married, and she'd
be here right now with us, right?

539
00:47:18,932 --> 00:47:21,125
Didn't they have kids?
Where are they?

540
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:23,758
Nurse?
What's going on?

541
00:47:25,001 --> 00:47:27,195
l wish they'd tell us
something.

542
00:47:31,405 --> 00:47:33,394
Get out of my face!

543
00:47:33,438 --> 00:47:36,895
Where'd you put my damn pants?
Where's my pants?

544
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:41,101
- You can't do that!
- Gimme my pants!

545
00:47:41,142 --> 00:47:44,871
Who put me in here?
Who put me in here? You two!

546
00:47:48,445 --> 00:47:50,810
Hospitals--
lot of good they are.

547
00:47:50,846 --> 00:47:54,643
How would you know? You're never
in one long enough to find out.

548
00:47:55,749 --> 00:47:58,511
Hey, you missed
the turn.

549
00:47:58,550 --> 00:48:00,914
- l did not.
- Home is that way.

550
00:48:00,950 --> 00:48:02,850
l wanna go this way.

551
00:48:13,089 --> 00:48:16,990
Doctor,
where is Mr. McCann?

552
00:48:17,025 --> 00:48:20,151
Oh, l'm afraid
he's gone.

553
00:48:24,728 --> 00:48:28,753
Well, he led
a long full life.

554
00:48:28,797 --> 00:48:30,821
Where is the body?

555
00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:34,229
No, he's gone-- left.

556
00:48:34,266 --> 00:48:36,426
Mr. McCann checked
himself out.

557
00:48:36,467 --> 00:48:38,365
Left?!

558
00:48:41,969 --> 00:48:43,401
Brother,

559
00:48:43,437 --> 00:48:47,735
someday you're gonna have
to start acting your age.

560
00:48:47,772 --> 00:48:50,204
What the hell
does that mean?

561
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,503
All your life, you've never been
frightened of anything.

562
00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:55,838
So what's eating
at you now?

563
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,138
Getting old?

564
00:48:58,177 --> 00:49:00,837
- Dying?
- Hell no.

565
00:49:02,112 --> 00:49:05,045
- What then?
- Being useless.

566
00:49:05,079 --> 00:49:07,546
When we were young
there was always a reason,

567
00:49:07,581 --> 00:49:09,844
there was a point.
Things made sense.

568
00:49:09,882 --> 00:49:11,678
Now there's
no point to anything.

569
00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,182
So what do we do?
We garden.

570
00:49:13,217 --> 00:49:16,412
We outlived our time,
brother.

571
00:49:28,990 --> 00:49:31,423
- Go get some beers.
- All right.

572
00:49:31,459 --> 00:49:34,450
Hey, old man,

573
00:49:34,494 --> 00:49:36,517
how's that barbecue?

574
00:49:36,561 --> 00:49:38,993
Give me some.

575
00:49:39,028 --> 00:49:42,463
We're busy, boy.
Get lost, all right?

576
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:45,958
What did you say?

577
00:49:45,997 --> 00:49:49,591
Here's a perfect example
of what l've been talking about.

578
00:49:49,633 --> 00:49:52,065
Since this boy was suckling on
his momma's tit,

579
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,261
he's been given
everything but discipline.

580
00:49:54,302 --> 00:49:56,360
And now his idea
of courage and manhood

581
00:49:56,403 --> 00:49:58,393
is to get together with
a bunch of punk friends

582
00:49:58,437 --> 00:50:00,461
and ride around
irritating folks...

583
00:50:00,505 --> 00:50:03,734
too good natured
to put a stop to it.

584
00:50:05,475 --> 00:50:07,600
Hey, who do you
think you are, huh?

585
00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:10,432
Just a dumb kid, Hub.

586
00:50:10,476 --> 00:50:11,601
- Don't kill him.
- Right.

587
00:50:16,111 --> 00:50:17,543
l'm Hub McCann.

588
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:18,637
l fought in two World Wars

589
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,840
and countless smaller ones
on three continents.

590
00:50:20,881 --> 00:50:23,006
l led thousands of men
into battle with everything

591
00:50:23,048 --> 00:50:25,572
from horses and swords
to artillery and tanks.

592
00:50:25,616 --> 00:50:27,708
l've seen the headwaters
of the Nile,

593
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,650
and tribes of natives no white man
had ever seen before.

594
00:50:30,686 --> 00:50:32,914
l've won and lost
a dozen fortunes,

595
00:50:32,953 --> 00:50:34,783
killed many men

596
00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:36,980
and loved
only one woman

597
00:50:37,021 --> 00:50:38,783
with a passion
a flea like you

598
00:50:38,822 --> 00:50:40,448
could never begin
to understand.

599
00:50:40,490 --> 00:50:42,217
That's who l am.

600
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,258
Now, go home, boy!

601
00:50:47,693 --> 00:50:49,660
We'll show these
old bastards who's tough!

602
00:50:49,694 --> 00:50:51,285
- Get out your knife.
- Yeah.

603
00:50:54,295 --> 00:50:56,286
Now, boys,

604
00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:58,695
you're fixing to let
those teenage hormones

605
00:50:58,731 --> 00:51:00,163
get you into a world
of trouble.

606
00:51:01,867 --> 00:51:03,833
Damn it, Garth.
Did l ask you to butt in?

607
00:51:03,867 --> 00:51:05,731
Hub, you just
come out of the hospital.

608
00:51:05,767 --> 00:51:09,257
Well, there's--
there's only four of 'em.

609
00:51:09,302 --> 00:51:11,633
Yeah, but--
look, you fight this one first.

610
00:51:11,670 --> 00:51:15,297
And then l'll let you fight
the other three after, okay?

611
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:17,567
Yeah.
Watch this, kid!

612
00:51:17,606 --> 00:51:20,267
Now you!
You better pick that knife up,

613
00:51:20,307 --> 00:51:24,900
'cause, son, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.

614
00:51:26,511 --> 00:51:28,034
- Come on, Frankie!
- Get him.

615
00:51:28,078 --> 00:51:30,442
Get him, Frankie, cut him!

616
00:51:32,847 --> 00:51:34,472
Ahh!

617
00:51:34,514 --> 00:51:36,981
Shoot, oldest trick
in the book.

618
00:51:37,015 --> 00:51:38,982
Okay, okay.

619
00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:41,245
You hold it wrong, son.
Not like this.

620
00:51:41,284 --> 00:51:43,409
You always
do it like this-- smooth.

621
00:51:43,451 --> 00:51:45,442
- Try it again.
- Come on, Frankie.

622
00:51:45,486 --> 00:51:46,884
Come on, Frankie,
get him!

623
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,977
- Cut him
- Come on. Okay.

624
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,250
- Get him, Frankie, cut him.
- Yeah, you got him!

625
00:51:51,288 --> 00:51:52,277
Frankie, come on!

626
00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:59,554
- Stop, stop, ahh!
- You're breaking his arm!

627
00:51:59,592 --> 00:52:01,615
You three had better
get in there and help him.

628
00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:18,226
Why aren't you
helping him?

629
00:52:18,267 --> 00:52:22,361
Hub always hogs the bad guys.
He's selfish that way.

630
00:52:23,436 --> 00:52:25,629
But there's
four of them!

631
00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:28,160
Three of them.

632
00:52:30,573 --> 00:52:35,337
Go on, Hub!
Hey, there's my boy!

633
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,433
Like this, kid?
Pretty good, huh?

634
00:52:37,476 --> 00:52:39,840
- Couldn't you share?
- Nah.

635
00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:42,036
After 40 years,
l'm used to it.

636
00:52:42,077 --> 00:52:44,169
Ahhh!

637
00:52:44,212 --> 00:52:48,442
Besides, right now, l figure
he needs them worse than l do.

638
00:52:50,548 --> 00:52:52,538
Go on, Hub!

639
00:52:52,582 --> 00:52:54,607
This'll hold him though.
This'll hold him.

640
00:52:54,651 --> 00:52:55,674
Please! Please!

641
00:53:11,925 --> 00:53:13,516
They're not back yet, Daddy.

642
00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:16,117
l'm sure with Hub
just out of the hospital,

643
00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:18,354
they're taking it slow
and easy on the way home.

644
00:53:18,395 --> 00:53:19,383
Yeah.

645
00:53:20,495 --> 00:53:22,927
Oh, l hate this house.
l hate it.

646
00:53:22,962 --> 00:53:24,554
When those two finally
drop dead,

647
00:53:24,597 --> 00:53:26,826
l want you to burn this place
to the ground, Daddy.

648
00:53:26,865 --> 00:53:29,696
Hey, what's that?

649
00:53:29,732 --> 00:53:31,722
Beats me.

650
00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:35,531
- Let's tear it up!
- Yeah.

651
00:53:43,472 --> 00:53:44,460
What is it?

652
00:53:44,506 --> 00:53:47,029
lt's stuffed!

653
00:53:50,142 --> 00:53:53,041
- Mom!
- Mom!

654
00:54:03,682 --> 00:54:06,910
- He's alive!
- What? What happened?

655
00:54:06,949 --> 00:54:09,179
l told you about
those lies of yours. No!

656
00:54:11,718 --> 00:54:14,379
Hey, don't step on my shoes!

657
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,182
What have you done
with Uncle Hub?

658
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,813
Kid, get some meat.

659
00:54:19,855 --> 00:54:21,515
Where's Uncle Hub?

660
00:54:23,556 --> 00:54:25,682
Oh, Lord, there's
been an accident.

661
00:54:27,025 --> 00:54:29,321
l wanna go home now.

662
00:54:29,359 --> 00:54:31,258
You're in no shape
to go home now.

663
00:54:31,293 --> 00:54:33,590
lt was a fight. Uncle Hub won.
lt was great.

664
00:54:33,628 --> 00:54:36,061
- Ahh!
- The lion really did try to eat us.

665
00:54:36,096 --> 00:54:38,928
- Shush.
- Jasmine?

666
00:54:38,964 --> 00:54:41,659
Oh Jasmine!
l haven't fed her all day.

667
00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:44,165
l bet she's really hungry.
l got to go feed her.

668
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:46,496
Here, here!

669
00:54:52,070 --> 00:54:54,060
Here you go,
Jasmine.

670
00:54:57,106 --> 00:54:58,833
Jasmine?

671
00:55:03,775 --> 00:55:07,208
- There really is a lion.
- Lion?! You got a lion?

672
00:55:07,242 --> 00:55:10,677
- lt's locked up.
- No it isn't. lt tried to eat us.

673
00:55:10,712 --> 00:55:13,178
- lt really tried to eat us.
- Get the guns!

674
00:55:13,212 --> 00:55:14,974
- Get out of the way.
- Get the guns.

675
00:55:15,013 --> 00:55:16,878
Come here,
come here.

676
00:55:16,915 --> 00:55:18,881
Jasmine?

677
00:55:28,253 --> 00:55:31,185
Jasmine? Jasmine?
Jasmine?

678
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:33,346
Come on. Oh!

679
00:55:37,223 --> 00:55:40,054
Eew, lion spit. No, stop.

680
00:55:40,091 --> 00:55:43,116
Don't shoot,
you'll hit him.

681
00:55:43,159 --> 00:55:45,183
Come on.
Whoa!

682
00:55:50,463 --> 00:55:52,452
They're gone.

683
00:55:52,496 --> 00:55:55,157
- We might be too late.
- Move in.

684
00:55:56,665 --> 00:55:58,895
You stay. Stay.

685
00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:12,836
Jasmine!

686
00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:16,972
Stop, stop.

687
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,864
Attack him!

688
00:56:27,812 --> 00:56:30,712
She's feeling
a lot better.

689
00:56:33,915 --> 00:56:35,882
Get off of me!

690
00:56:37,118 --> 00:56:38,845
We're leaving.

691
00:56:40,284 --> 00:56:43,377
We are not coming back
until you get rid of that monster.

692
00:56:45,221 --> 00:56:48,485
Well, the lion stays.

693
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:52,279
All right, that's it.
Come on, Daddy.

694
00:56:52,324 --> 00:56:53,381
Daddy! Come on!

695
00:56:53,424 --> 00:56:55,619
Bye, Uncle Hub.
Bye, Uncle Garth!

696
00:56:55,659 --> 00:56:58,218
Shut up.
Get in the car.

697
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:00,590
l need a drink bad.
l'm having a bad day.

698
00:57:00,627 --> 00:57:03,424
You boys hungry?

699
00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,725
- Wanna stay for supper?
- What are we gonna eat?

700
00:57:06,764 --> 00:57:08,424
Meat.

701
00:57:08,464 --> 00:57:10,294
A lotta meat.

702
00:57:11,465 --> 00:57:13,558
She won't come
out of the cornfield.

703
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:17,261
This cornfield's the closest thing
to a jungle she's ever seen.

704
00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:20,098
She knows this is where
she belongs.

705
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:31,605
- l think she's happy.
- l think she is.

706
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:38,005
What about you?
You happy?

707
00:57:51,151 --> 00:57:54,141
What's he saying to them?

708
00:57:54,185 --> 00:57:56,447
He's giving them his
''What every boy needs to know

709
00:57:56,485 --> 00:57:58,077
about being a man'' speech.

710
00:57:59,788 --> 00:58:02,812
A lot of men have heard
that speech over the years.

711
00:58:02,855 --> 00:58:05,948
A lot of men.

712
00:58:05,991 --> 00:58:09,481
- Will he give that speech to me?
- Oh, l guarantee it.

713
00:58:09,526 --> 00:58:12,118
Assuming he's still around,
of course.

714
00:58:17,196 --> 00:58:20,219
Hey, you didn't finish that story
about Uncle Hub and Jasmine.

715
00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:21,924
You don't believe
all this Africa stuff?

716
00:58:21,964 --> 00:58:23,294
lt's a good story.

717
00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:29,230
Well, after he
rescued Jasmine,

718
00:58:29,268 --> 00:58:32,894
several years passed,
wonderful years.

719
00:58:35,870 --> 00:58:38,360
Never were two people
so happy,

720
00:58:38,405 --> 00:58:40,463
so in love.

721
00:58:40,506 --> 00:58:43,439
lt was perfect.

722
00:58:44,474 --> 00:58:46,374
Except for one thing.

723
00:58:46,409 --> 00:58:49,171
- The sheik.
- The sheik.

724
00:58:50,377 --> 00:58:53,174
He hated Hub
for stealing Jasmine,

725
00:58:53,212 --> 00:58:55,872
so he put a price
on Hub's head.

726
00:58:55,913 --> 00:59:00,371
10,000 pieces of gold--
a fortune.

727
00:59:00,415 --> 00:59:04,109
Assassins came
from miles around.

728
00:59:17,924 --> 00:59:19,412
Come on!

729
00:59:19,457 --> 00:59:21,014
He and Jasmine had
to be on guard

730
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,820
every minute
of every day.

731
00:59:45,268 --> 00:59:48,327
Hub knew he and Jasmine
couldn't run forever,

732
00:59:48,370 --> 00:59:51,667
that sooner or later
their luck would run out.

733
00:59:54,873 --> 00:59:57,204
There was only
one thing to do.

734
01:00:01,709 --> 01:00:06,075
So one day an assassin led Hub,
bound in chains,

735
01:00:06,111 --> 01:00:08,045
into the sheik's
fortress

736
01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:10,773
to claim his 10,000
pieces of gold.

737
01:00:10,813 --> 01:00:12,302
What?!

738
01:00:14,216 --> 01:00:17,740
They gave the assassin
bags and bags of gold

739
01:00:17,783 --> 01:00:19,375
as the sheik
ordered Hub

740
01:00:19,418 --> 01:00:25,581
down to the notorious
Dungeon of 1,387 Tortures.

741
01:00:28,821 --> 01:00:33,279
What kind of greedy, no-good scum
would turn in Uncle Hub for money?

742
01:00:33,324 --> 01:00:36,723
Well, l would.

743
01:00:41,193 --> 01:00:43,387
Ah, it was a trick.

744
01:00:43,428 --> 01:00:46,328
Yeah, it was a trick.

745
01:00:53,767 --> 01:00:55,494
ln the dungeon,
l drew my sword...

746
01:01:05,638 --> 01:01:08,537
and single-handedly
slaughtered everyone in there

747
01:01:08,572 --> 01:01:11,267
and freed Hub
without dropping

748
01:01:11,307 --> 01:01:12,830
a single gold coin.

749
01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,905
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

750
01:01:20,944 --> 01:01:22,912
You saved Uncle Hub,

751
01:01:22,946 --> 01:01:25,708
all this time carrying
hundreds of pounds of gold?

752
01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:30,545
You don't believe l killed
all those men and saved Hub?

753
01:01:33,217 --> 01:01:36,776
Well, Hub might've helped
just a little.

754
01:01:54,327 --> 01:01:56,555
- Uh-oh.
- We were greatly outnumbered.

755
01:01:58,596 --> 01:02:00,562
We fought against
incredible odds.

756
01:02:00,596 --> 01:02:02,858
And when it was over,
we split up.

757
01:02:02,897 --> 01:02:05,525
Each one knew what the other
had to do.

758
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:13,696
High in his opulent
bedchamber,

759
01:02:13,736 --> 01:02:15,634
the sheik slept.

760
01:02:17,671 --> 01:02:21,764
He awoke with Hub's sword
across his throat.

761
01:02:21,806 --> 01:02:24,399
The sheik was terrified,

762
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,703
but Hub
just lowered his blade.

763
01:02:34,278 --> 01:02:36,802
''Defend yourself!''
Hub cried.

764
01:02:36,846 --> 01:02:39,439
And he threw
the sheik a sword.

765
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:11,587
The sheik knew that he would
surely die now,

766
01:03:11,628 --> 01:03:14,187
without even the right
to beg for mercy.

767
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,661
But Hub just said,

768
01:03:27,702 --> 01:03:32,194
''Twice l have held
your life in my hands,

769
01:03:32,238 --> 01:03:35,501
and twice l have
given it back to you.

770
01:03:35,539 --> 01:03:38,029
The next time...''

771
01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:41,235
...your life is mine.

772
01:03:50,111 --> 01:03:51,806
And from that moment on,

773
01:03:51,847 --> 01:03:54,609
the assassination attempts
stopped.

774
01:03:54,647 --> 01:03:57,672
Some say it was
because the sheik

775
01:03:57,716 --> 01:04:01,308
was afraid that Hub
would return and kill him.

776
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:04,910
Others said because Hub
had spared his life,

777
01:04:04,953 --> 01:04:09,717
the sheik did the honorable thing
and let his enemy live.

778
01:04:12,655 --> 01:04:15,383
Personally,
l think it's because

779
01:04:15,423 --> 01:04:18,687
the sheik was so damn busy once they
discovered oil in his kingdom.

780
01:04:18,725 --> 01:04:21,749
He became one of the five
richest men in the world.

781
01:04:22,894 --> 01:04:26,759
What?! The bad guy
gets filthy rich?

782
01:04:27,895 --> 01:04:29,795
What the heck kind
of story ends that way?

783
01:04:29,830 --> 01:04:31,887
l just told it
the way it happened.

784
01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:33,897
- Bye.
- So long.

785
01:04:36,733 --> 01:04:38,495
So that's how you got
all your money?

786
01:04:38,534 --> 01:04:40,797
- The gold from the sheik?
- Well..

787
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:43,131
Yeah.

788
01:04:44,903 --> 01:04:47,530
Those young men'll
be okay now.

789
01:04:47,571 --> 01:04:50,561
- Will you?
- Yeah.

790
01:04:52,406 --> 01:04:55,238
l feel old and worn out.

791
01:04:55,275 --> 01:04:57,207
- You've been busy.
- Yeah.

792
01:04:57,242 --> 01:05:00,210
Terrorizing doctors
and nurses,

793
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:04,144
beating up teenagers,
chasing after lions--

794
01:05:04,179 --> 01:05:06,476
you've had a full day.

795
01:05:08,714 --> 01:05:11,739
Lucky those boys don't know
diddly-squat about fighting.

796
01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:15,509
Won't be long till the kid here
can whup my ass.

797
01:05:18,785 --> 01:05:21,183
Won't be long till l'll be
helpless in a fight.

798
01:05:21,219 --> 01:05:22,879
Useless!

799
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,013
You'll feel better in a day
or two.

800
01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:30,381
Yeah, well...

801
01:05:30,424 --> 01:05:33,482
l'm going to bed.
Good night, kid.

802
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,189
So...

803
01:05:52,233 --> 01:05:54,860
you finally gonna tell me
what happened to Jasmine?

804
01:05:54,902 --> 01:05:56,301
- Nope.
- What?!

805
01:05:56,336 --> 01:05:58,825
You wanna know
what happened to Jasmine

806
01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,166
you're gonna have
to ask him.

807
01:06:01,739 --> 01:06:03,637
Ask Uncle Hub?

808
01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:06,105
Are you crazy?
Look what happened last time.

809
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:08,801
l'm tired of doing
all the dirty work around here.

810
01:06:08,842 --> 01:06:10,899
lf you wanna hear
the end of this story,

811
01:06:10,942 --> 01:06:12,408
you're gonna
have to ask him.

812
01:06:42,590 --> 01:06:44,681
- Hub?
- Yeah?

813
01:06:44,724 --> 01:06:47,691
- An airplane?
- Yep, always wanted one.

814
01:06:47,725 --> 01:06:50,283
You always said you'd never set foot
in an airplane.

815
01:06:50,326 --> 01:06:52,919
You don't trust them
to fall right out of the sky.

816
01:06:52,961 --> 01:06:55,360
They're dangerous, all right,
plenty dangerous.

817
01:06:55,396 --> 01:06:57,795
You got a book of instructions
or something?

818
01:06:57,830 --> 01:06:59,387
Yeah, right here.

819
01:06:59,431 --> 01:07:02,193
You don't know
a damn thing about airplanes.

820
01:07:02,232 --> 01:07:04,665
Well, l'm gonna learn,
l tell you.

821
01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:08,462
Aha!
lt says right here,

822
01:07:08,501 --> 01:07:10,230
''To climb,
pull back on the stick;

823
01:07:10,269 --> 01:07:12,361
to descend, push forward
on the stick.''

824
01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:15,132
l'll have this thing up
in the air in no time.

825
01:07:15,171 --> 01:07:16,728
Whoo! Damn.

826
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:29,733
Maybe it's
just a new hobby.

827
01:07:29,778 --> 01:07:32,244
Maybe he doesn't really
mean to...

828
01:07:33,579 --> 01:07:36,274
you know,
do something crazy.

829
01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:40,077
You think so?

830
01:07:46,418 --> 01:07:48,511
You ask him yet?

831
01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:51,382
About Jasmine?

832
01:07:55,790 --> 01:07:57,779
You'd better
make it quick.

833
01:08:59,318 --> 01:09:01,285
What the hell?

834
01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:02,945
lt's the middle
of the night.

835
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,578
What's the matter?
What are you doing here?

836
01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:09,679
You got something
to say to me?

837
01:09:09,723 --> 01:09:12,122
Spit it out.

838
01:09:14,158 --> 01:09:16,318
What happened to her,
Uncle Hub?

839
01:09:20,495 --> 01:09:22,723
What happened
to Jasmine?

840
01:09:35,868 --> 01:09:39,597
l have to know.
l have to.

841
01:09:44,071 --> 01:09:46,095
She died.

842
01:09:47,307 --> 01:09:49,569
Died in childbirth.
Her and the baby.

843
01:10:01,179 --> 01:10:03,146
What did you do?

844
01:10:06,382 --> 01:10:09,942
Went back to the only life
l knew-- back to the Legion.

845
01:10:30,092 --> 01:10:33,924
For the next 40 years, there was
always one more war to fight.

846
01:10:35,695 --> 01:10:38,719
Then l got old
and came here.

847
01:10:41,631 --> 01:10:44,154
Here l am.

848
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,689
Here l am.

849
01:10:47,734 --> 01:10:50,223
You cold, son?

850
01:10:50,268 --> 01:10:52,393
You'd better--
here.

851
01:10:52,435 --> 01:10:55,835
You'd better--
you'd better go inside.

852
01:10:56,937 --> 01:11:00,201
Good boy, thank you.
Good boy.

853
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,672
Those stories about Africa...

854
01:11:04,574 --> 01:11:07,041
about you...

855
01:11:07,076 --> 01:11:09,838
they're true,
aren't they?

856
01:11:10,910 --> 01:11:13,742
- Doesn't matter.
- lt does too.

857
01:11:15,413 --> 01:11:19,007
Around my mom all l hear is lies.
l don't know what to believe in.

858
01:11:19,049 --> 01:11:21,345
lf you want to believe in something,
then believe in it.

859
01:11:21,382 --> 01:11:24,714
Just because something isn't true,
no reason you can't believe in it.

860
01:11:27,085 --> 01:11:28,779
All right.

861
01:11:28,819 --> 01:11:30,843
There's a long speech
l give to young men.

862
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,319
Sounds like you need
to hear a piece of it.

863
01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:35,685
Just a piece.

864
01:11:35,722 --> 01:11:39,952
Sometimes the things
that may or may not be true

865
01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:43,618
are the things that a man needs
to believe in the most.

866
01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:47,920
That people are
basically good;

867
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,257
That honor...

868
01:11:50,295 --> 01:11:52,888
courage and virtue
mean everything;

869
01:11:54,164 --> 01:11:57,529
That power and money,
money and power mean nothing;

870
01:11:58,932 --> 01:12:01,798
That good always triumphs
over evil;

871
01:12:02,967 --> 01:12:05,560
And l want you
to remember this, that love...

872
01:12:12,372 --> 01:12:16,033
true love never dies.
You remember that, boy.

873
01:12:18,941 --> 01:12:21,170
You remember that.

874
01:12:21,209 --> 01:12:24,438
Doesn't matter if it's
true or not. You see,

875
01:12:24,477 --> 01:12:27,070
a man should believe
in those things, because...

876
01:12:28,113 --> 01:12:31,011
those are the things
worth believing in.

877
01:12:32,748 --> 01:12:35,045
Got that?

878
01:12:36,216 --> 01:12:38,683
That was a good speech.

879
01:12:38,717 --> 01:12:41,513
Think so? Thanks.

880
01:12:41,552 --> 01:12:43,950
Yeah...

881
01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:46,578
When are you gonna give me
the rest of the speech?

882
01:12:47,987 --> 01:12:50,386
When you're almost a man.

883
01:12:50,422 --> 01:12:53,219
- You promise?
- Wait one minute here. Wait--

884
01:12:53,257 --> 01:12:56,986
l can't be a good man until you give me
the rest of the speech, right?

885
01:12:57,026 --> 01:13:00,221
You need to stick around until l'm
old enough to hear the whole thing.

886
01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:02,818
- l see what you're trying to pull.
- You have to stick around

887
01:13:02,861 --> 01:13:04,761
- until l'm old enough--
- l'll write it down.

888
01:13:04,795 --> 01:13:07,285
No! l want you
to give me the speech!

889
01:13:07,330 --> 01:13:09,695
You won't be
living here then.

890
01:13:09,731 --> 01:13:13,255
You're my uncle. l need you to stick
around and be my uncle.

891
01:13:16,035 --> 01:13:17,830
What about Uncle Garth?

892
01:13:19,168 --> 01:13:21,226
He needs you.

893
01:13:21,269 --> 01:13:24,294
W-what about the dogs
and the pig,

894
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,998
and the lion?
We all need you. l need you.

895
01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:29,029
- No, you're just being silly.
- No, it's true!

896
01:13:29,073 --> 01:13:31,006
- You're being silly.
- lt's true!

897
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:37,168
l know you miss Jasmine
an awful, awful lot.

898
01:13:38,977 --> 01:13:41,444
But if you go,

899
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:45,504
we'll miss you
just as much.

900
01:13:47,081 --> 01:13:49,514
lt's true.

901
01:13:56,419 --> 01:13:58,544
All right, damn it,
you win.

902
01:13:58,586 --> 01:14:01,554
l'll stick around
and be your damn uncle.

903
01:14:01,588 --> 01:14:04,851
Don't expect me
to be happy about it.

904
01:14:09,624 --> 01:14:12,354
All right? Deal?

905
01:14:13,527 --> 01:14:15,891
Oh-hh!

906
01:14:16,927 --> 01:14:20,020
Ohh, ohh.

907
01:14:20,063 --> 01:14:21,962
You're a good boy.

908
01:14:25,499 --> 01:14:28,625
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.

909
01:15:08,985 --> 01:15:10,679
Walter, Walter!

910
01:15:10,719 --> 01:15:12,743
Get ready. Walter!

911
01:17:38,986 --> 01:17:41,111
This money
look stolen to you?

912
01:18:15,402 --> 01:18:17,664
Try to help you

913
01:18:17,703 --> 01:18:21,229
l can't do it
all by myself...

914
01:18:24,073 --> 01:18:27,007
Try to help you

915
01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:29,667
l can't do it
all by myself.

916
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,839
Oh, honey,
you're so funny.

917
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,709
No!

918
01:18:41,747 --> 01:18:44,011
- Whoop!
- Oh!

919
01:18:44,049 --> 01:18:45,878
Shh, quiet!

920
01:18:49,217 --> 01:18:51,878
- Mom!
- Hi, honey.

921
01:18:53,753 --> 01:18:56,744
Walter, Walter,
this is Stan.

922
01:18:56,788 --> 01:18:59,016
l've heard a lot
about you, Walter.

923
01:18:59,055 --> 01:19:01,113
Your uncles
still sleeping?

924
01:19:01,156 --> 01:19:02,714
Best not
wake 'em up.

925
01:19:02,757 --> 01:19:04,690
Shh, come on.
Wanna go sit down?

926
01:19:06,392 --> 01:19:08,951
You got so big.

927
01:19:12,562 --> 01:19:15,859
So Stan here
is a detective.

928
01:19:15,896 --> 01:19:18,886
A real private eye
just like in the movies.

929
01:19:18,931 --> 01:19:21,023
- Wow, really?
- Sure, sure.

930
01:19:21,064 --> 01:19:23,191
You wanna see my badge?

931
01:19:23,233 --> 01:19:25,358
Stan works in Las Vegas.
How about that?

932
01:19:28,636 --> 01:19:31,728
- What about court reporting school?
- Oh, l had to quit.

933
01:19:31,770 --> 01:19:34,738
Stan wants me to stay home
and be a wife and mother.

934
01:19:34,772 --> 01:19:36,398
Won't that be wonderful?

935
01:19:38,539 --> 01:19:42,496
l bet you found out where
your uncles hid all that money, huh?

936
01:19:45,643 --> 01:19:46,837
Why do you want to know?

937
01:19:48,311 --> 01:19:51,176
Walt, your uncles
match the description

938
01:19:51,212 --> 01:19:53,702
of two bank robbers
from the '20s and '30s.

939
01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:56,271
- No, you're wrong.
- When Mae told me about them,

940
01:19:56,314 --> 01:19:58,509
l got copies of the reports
and showed them to her.

941
01:19:58,549 --> 01:19:59,537
lt's them, honey.

942
01:20:01,284 --> 01:20:03,750
They used shotguns.
They wore disguises.

943
01:20:03,784 --> 01:20:07,014
They stole all that money.
And they shot people--

944
01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:08,519
innocent people.

945
01:20:08,553 --> 01:20:11,816
No, not them.
lt can't be.

946
01:20:11,855 --> 01:20:14,516
Stan knows what he's
talking about, honey.

947
01:20:14,556 --> 01:20:16,454
What about Jasmine?

948
01:20:16,490 --> 01:20:18,549
She and Uncle Hub
were in love. They--

949
01:20:18,592 --> 01:20:21,286
- l have her picture.
- Honey, wasn't Jasmine

950
01:20:21,326 --> 01:20:23,691
the woman who was driving
the getaway car?

951
01:20:23,727 --> 01:20:26,694
- Oh, right.
- Oh, Jasmine...

952
01:20:26,728 --> 01:20:29,194
she was wounded.

953
01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:32,197
And they just
drove off...

954
01:20:33,331 --> 01:20:35,525
and left her for dead.

955
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,796
l know this hurts, son.

956
01:20:42,169 --> 01:20:45,227
But they're criminals,
and they lied to you.

957
01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:48,238
My poor baby!

958
01:20:48,272 --> 01:20:51,397
Oh, in the arms
of vicious criminals.

959
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,668
We came just as soon
as we found out.

960
01:20:53,707 --> 01:20:55,731
We've come
to take you away.

961
01:20:55,775 --> 01:20:57,969
Now, l want you to tell Stan
where the money is,

962
01:20:58,009 --> 01:20:59,702
then we'll
go pack your things, okay?

963
01:21:03,845 --> 01:21:06,437
Why do you need to know
where the money is?

964
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:08,140
Look at me, son.

965
01:21:09,181 --> 01:21:11,272
Because it doesn't
belong to them.

966
01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:14,249
lt's stolen.

967
01:21:14,283 --> 01:21:17,739
Why, it's probably hidden
right outside here somewhere, right?

968
01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:19,615
Close by?

969
01:21:23,154 --> 01:21:26,179
l'll tell you what, why don't we
take a little walk, huh?

970
01:21:26,222 --> 01:21:28,313
Show us around the place.
What do you say?

971
01:21:28,356 --> 01:21:29,344
Let's go.

972
01:21:34,326 --> 01:21:37,851
Well, Walt, your mother
and l found a nice house.

973
01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:40,487
Don't have enough money
for the down payment though.

974
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,620
We could always turn your uncles in
for the reward money,

975
01:21:43,662 --> 01:21:44,856
but they'd go to jail.

976
01:21:44,897 --> 01:21:46,557
Since all that money's
stolen, honey,

977
01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:48,962
we got a right to it
just as much as they do.

978
01:21:48,999 --> 01:21:51,364
We'll have a nice family
and nobody gets hurt.

979
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,356
lsn't it wonderful, Walter?
lt's what we always wanted.

980
01:21:55,401 --> 01:21:57,028
So where is it?

981
01:21:57,070 --> 01:21:58,866
They're old, they're gonna
die soon anyway.

982
01:21:58,903 --> 01:22:00,802
You want Uncle Sam to end up
with all that dough?

983
01:22:00,837 --> 01:22:02,862
Just tell us.

984
01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:15,673
Hub and Garth didn't rob any banks.
They were in Africa.

985
01:22:15,712 --> 01:22:18,178
Africa!
Oh, Walter, be serious.

986
01:22:18,212 --> 01:22:20,770
Really! They were shanghaied
into the Foreign Legion,

987
01:22:20,813 --> 01:22:23,804
and had adventures for 40 years.
They couldn't have robbed any banks!

988
01:22:23,848 --> 01:22:25,814
Come on, pal.
You don't believe all that, do you?

989
01:22:25,848 --> 01:22:29,146
- Sure, l do!
- You?! Mr. Doubting Thomas?

990
01:22:29,184 --> 01:22:33,140
Here Stan's got actual evidence
and you believe that Africa crap?!

991
01:22:35,487 --> 01:22:37,282
Yes. Yes, l do.

992
01:22:39,088 --> 01:22:41,282
Mae, you should go wait
on the porch.

993
01:22:41,322 --> 01:22:43,551
We're gonna have a little chat,
man to man.

994
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:46,057
Why don't we talk in the barn?
What do you say?

995
01:22:57,896 --> 01:22:59,829
Come on!

996
01:23:00,865 --> 01:23:02,990
Getting warmer? Huh?

997
01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:06,828
No, let go!

998
01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:12,431
Let's you and me
get something straight.

999
01:23:12,470 --> 01:23:15,460
We can be friends
or we can be enemies.

1000
01:23:15,504 --> 01:23:17,404
l've had a run
of crummy luck lately.

1001
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:20,372
l know some bad people who want
to cause a lot of trouble for me.

1002
01:23:20,407 --> 01:23:23,102
l need that money
and l know it's close.

1003
01:23:24,175 --> 01:23:27,699
l'll be damned if some snot-nosed kid
is gonna stand in my way.

1004
01:23:27,743 --> 01:23:30,177
So what's
it gonna be, pal?

1005
01:23:30,212 --> 01:23:33,440
Friends or enemies?

1006
01:23:41,916 --> 01:23:44,349
Defend yourself.

1007
01:23:44,385 --> 01:23:45,817
Huh?

1008
01:23:59,391 --> 01:24:01,858
Where is it?!

1009
01:24:01,892 --> 01:24:03,518
Where's the money?
Where is it?

1010
01:24:05,627 --> 01:24:07,719
Where is it?

1011
01:24:07,762 --> 01:24:10,058
Where is it?

1012
01:24:10,095 --> 01:24:12,358
Tell me where it is!

1013
01:24:13,931 --> 01:24:15,363
Tell me where it is!

1014
01:24:16,399 --> 01:24:17,626
Where is it?!

1015
01:24:28,537 --> 01:24:31,004
l heard some noise.

1016
01:24:32,006 --> 01:24:33,700
Oh God!

1017
01:24:36,207 --> 01:24:37,195
Jasmine?

1018
01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:46,471
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness! Stan!

1019
01:24:46,513 --> 01:24:47,979
lt's dead.

1020
01:24:48,012 --> 01:24:50,640
Oh my God, he's dead!
Stan's dead!

1021
01:24:50,681 --> 01:24:52,510
No, he'll live.
l'm talking about the lion.

1022
01:24:52,548 --> 01:24:54,208
Oh!

1023
01:24:54,249 --> 01:24:57,342
We have to get him to the hospital.
Mae, get your car.

1024
01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,316
- l can't, l can't!
- Mae, your car!

1025
01:24:59,351 --> 01:25:01,910
- Get it, get it!
- Okay, okay.

1026
01:25:01,952 --> 01:25:04,317
- Let's get this lion off him.
- Okay.

1027
01:25:08,155 --> 01:25:10,020
This man's
gonna need some stitches.

1028
01:25:10,056 --> 01:25:11,988
A lotta damn stitches.

1029
01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:14,422
What happened to her?

1030
01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:18,415
lt looks like her heart gave out
in all the excitement.

1031
01:25:18,460 --> 01:25:20,984
- Yeah.
- She was plenty old, you know?

1032
01:25:23,462 --> 01:25:24,894
Look--

1033
01:25:26,329 --> 01:25:28,092
l think she's smiling.

1034
01:25:28,131 --> 01:25:32,064
Yeah.
l guess she died happy.

1035
01:25:33,901 --> 01:25:36,265
She died with her boots on,
that's the main thing.

1036
01:25:36,301 --> 01:25:38,824
Protecting her cub.

1037
01:25:44,571 --> 01:25:47,664
She was a real lion,
wasn't she?

1038
01:25:47,706 --> 01:25:49,400
There at the end.

1039
01:25:50,674 --> 01:25:52,164
Sure.

1040
01:25:52,209 --> 01:25:54,539
A real jungle lion.

1041
01:25:57,210 --> 01:25:59,644
A real Africa lion.

1042
01:26:24,457 --> 01:26:26,719
You finished packing?

1043
01:26:30,026 --> 01:26:32,754
Your momma's gonna be back
from the hospital soon.

1044
01:26:32,793 --> 01:26:36,353
You can wait for her
on the front porch.

1045
01:26:56,237 --> 01:26:58,101
Stay right here.

1046
01:26:58,138 --> 01:27:00,197
Don't you move
a muscle.

1047
01:27:04,475 --> 01:27:08,000
So you all packed?
Where's your suitcase?

1048
01:27:09,143 --> 01:27:10,439
Don't be fresh.

1049
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:15,275
- Upstairs in my room.
- Well, let's go get it.

1050
01:27:24,783 --> 01:27:27,250
Howdy, Stan.

1051
01:27:30,285 --> 01:27:32,651
You know,
you're lucky, Stan.

1052
01:27:32,688 --> 01:27:35,120
Lucky that lion got to you
before we did.

1053
01:27:37,990 --> 01:27:40,422
l wonder what your uncles
are saying to Stan.

1054
01:27:42,225 --> 01:27:45,750
Probably their ''What every boy needs
to know about being a man'' speech.

1055
01:27:45,793 --> 01:27:49,728
Well, l'm glad to see
they're making friends.

1056
01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:52,956
So you all set?

1057
01:27:54,697 --> 01:27:56,562
Let's go.

1058
01:27:56,599 --> 01:28:01,259
To make a long story short, Stan,
you and me, we can be friends...

1059
01:28:02,301 --> 01:28:05,426
or we can be enemies.

1060
01:28:07,703 --> 01:28:11,068
Well, boys, l hope Walter
wasn't too much trouble.

1061
01:28:11,104 --> 01:28:14,003
- We managed.
- What's gonna happen to him?

1062
01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:16,870
A man like that's got
no business being around your boy.

1063
01:28:16,907 --> 01:28:20,602
Well, of course not.
What kind of a mother would l be?

1064
01:28:20,643 --> 01:28:22,575
l'm gonna drop him off
in Las Vegas.

1065
01:28:35,249 --> 01:28:38,546
l-- l'll be back
for the...

1066
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:41,244
rest of that speech if...

1067
01:28:42,719 --> 01:28:44,981
l'll be here.

1068
01:28:52,690 --> 01:28:54,520
Good boy.

1069
01:29:01,094 --> 01:29:03,287
Thanks for the s-stories

1070
01:29:03,327 --> 01:29:06,352
and everything.
lt-- it--

1071
01:29:06,396 --> 01:29:08,885
it meant an--

1072
01:29:08,930 --> 01:29:11,864
an awful, awful lot.

1073
01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:15,796
l'm glad.

1074
01:29:31,108 --> 01:29:34,199
Well, come on, honey.
We're burning daylight.

1075
01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,758
Damn.

1076
01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:14,783
She doesn't deserve
that kid.

1077
01:30:14,827 --> 01:30:17,055
Maybe we should
get a lawyer.

1078
01:30:17,094 --> 01:30:19,425
No judge is gonna take a child
away from its mother

1079
01:30:19,462 --> 01:30:22,327
and give it to two old
bachelor uncles.

1080
01:30:22,363 --> 01:30:25,490
Maybe she'll sell him to us.
How much money we got?

1081
01:30:25,532 --> 01:30:27,328
Hub...

1082
01:30:27,366 --> 01:30:31,027
there's nothing we can do.
He's gone.

1083
01:31:06,450 --> 01:31:08,441
So where are we going?

1084
01:31:08,484 --> 01:31:11,781
l told you, Las Vegas.

1085
01:31:11,819 --> 01:31:15,379
l mean after.
After we drop Stan off.

1086
01:31:15,422 --> 01:31:19,412
Well, honey, Stan's gonna need
a lot of looking after.

1087
01:31:33,630 --> 01:31:35,357
Walter!

1088
01:31:36,930 --> 01:31:38,226
What are you doing?!

1089
01:31:40,766 --> 01:31:42,527
Oh my God!

1090
01:31:48,569 --> 01:31:51,833
Walter! Walter!

1091
01:31:52,938 --> 01:31:55,769
Walter, stop!

1092
01:31:55,806 --> 01:31:57,830
Stop right there!

1093
01:31:58,874 --> 01:32:00,703
What's gotten into you?

1094
01:32:02,208 --> 01:32:07,007
Oh, honey, are you all right?
You gave me a heart attack.

1095
01:32:07,044 --> 01:32:10,034
You're still marrying him
after everything.

1096
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:11,706
Oh, he's not so bad.

1097
01:32:11,747 --> 01:32:14,305
A little rough around the edges,
but he can change.

1098
01:32:14,348 --> 01:32:15,974
Mom!

1099
01:32:17,549 --> 01:32:19,516
He says he loves me.

1100
01:32:19,550 --> 01:32:23,144
- Has he hit you yet?
- Mind your own business!

1101
01:32:25,786 --> 01:32:29,083
You always think a new boyfriend
solves everything,

1102
01:32:29,121 --> 01:32:32,179
but you always pick losers,
and he's the worst of them all.

1103
01:32:34,123 --> 01:32:38,353
Walter, l had no choice.

1104
01:32:41,059 --> 01:32:42,923
Maybe you don't.

1105
01:32:45,061 --> 01:32:46,789
What?

1106
01:32:51,031 --> 01:32:54,056
- Mom?
- What?

1107
01:32:59,167 --> 01:33:01,930
Do something for me.

1108
01:33:01,969 --> 01:33:04,458
For once.

1109
01:33:06,938 --> 01:33:09,905
Do something
that's best for me.

1110
01:33:09,939 --> 01:33:11,963
Okay?

1111
01:33:53,992 --> 01:33:57,949
Salesmen ought to be here
in two, three hours.

1112
01:33:57,994 --> 01:34:00,790
- Whoop-de-doo.
- Uh-huh.

1113
01:34:09,466 --> 01:34:10,898
Lookie yonder.

1114
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:51,176
Okay,
if l'm gonna live here,

1115
01:34:51,217 --> 01:34:53,208
there's gonna be
some conditions.

1116
01:34:53,253 --> 01:34:56,049
Conditions?

1117
01:34:56,087 --> 01:34:58,146
One, you two
gotta stick around

1118
01:34:58,188 --> 01:35:00,314
until l'm through
with high school at least,

1119
01:35:00,356 --> 01:35:01,879
preferably college.

1120
01:35:01,923 --> 01:35:03,981
You both
got responsibilities now--

1121
01:35:04,024 --> 01:35:06,786
PTA, Boy Scouts,
Little League,

1122
01:35:06,825 --> 01:35:08,689
the works.

1123
01:35:08,726 --> 01:35:10,751
Sounds like we don't have
much choice.

1124
01:35:12,062 --> 01:35:16,018
Two, you both gotta take
better care of yourselves.

1125
01:35:16,063 --> 01:35:19,225
More vegetables, less meat.

1126
01:35:19,265 --> 01:35:22,858
l wonder if traveling salesmen
sell school supplies?

1127
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:24,696
And three,

1128
01:35:24,734 --> 01:35:27,132
no more
dangerous stuff.

1129
01:35:27,168 --> 01:35:29,567
No fighting teenagers,
no airplanes--

1130
01:35:29,602 --> 01:35:31,193
Now wait one minute--

1131
01:35:31,236 --> 01:35:32,930
At least till l'm through
with college.

1132
01:35:32,970 --> 01:35:35,233
- Maybe longer.
- What do you expect us to die of?

1133
01:35:35,272 --> 01:35:37,000
Old age?

1134
01:35:44,742 --> 01:35:46,800
Well...

1135
01:35:50,079 --> 01:35:52,307
welcome home.

1136
01:36:36,199 --> 01:36:38,291
- Hello?
- Walter?

1137
01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:41,266
- Yes?
- This is Sheriff Grady.

1138
01:36:41,301 --> 01:36:43,633
l'm afraid l have
some bad news for you.

1139
01:36:43,670 --> 01:36:46,193
lt's about
your two uncles.

1140
01:36:46,237 --> 01:36:48,999
l'm sorry,
they passed away.

1141
01:36:49,038 --> 01:36:51,972
There was an accident...

1142
01:36:52,006 --> 01:36:54,598
and it's a blessing
that they didn't suffer.

1143
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:58,597
lt's a blessing too,
in a way, that they went together.

1144
01:36:58,642 --> 01:37:00,506
You understand.

1145
01:37:00,543 --> 01:37:03,443
l'm over here
at your uncles' place now.

1146
01:37:03,479 --> 01:37:05,843
You need to come on
over here.

1147
01:37:05,879 --> 01:37:07,744
You need to see this
for yourself.

1148
01:38:13,977 --> 01:38:16,774
- Walter?
- How you doing?

1149
01:38:16,812 --> 01:38:18,641
All right.

1150
01:38:25,115 --> 01:38:27,104
Best l can figure,
they were trying to fly

1151
01:38:27,149 --> 01:38:29,344
through that barn
upside down.

1152
01:38:33,185 --> 01:38:36,744
Had a bunch of reporters
out here earlier, even CNN.

1153
01:38:36,787 --> 01:38:39,686
l guess any time a biplane...

1154
01:38:39,721 --> 01:38:42,655
from the First World War
crashes doing acrobatics,

1155
01:38:42,689 --> 01:38:44,986
being flown by two
90-year-old men--

1156
01:38:45,024 --> 01:38:47,583
neither one of them
with pilot's licenses--

1157
01:38:47,626 --> 01:38:50,024
well...

1158
01:38:51,193 --> 01:38:54,127
well, they had a good long run,
both of them.

1159
01:38:54,162 --> 01:38:57,425
They went out
with their boots on.

1160
01:39:01,098 --> 01:39:04,463
Here.
l found their will.

1161
01:39:13,037 --> 01:39:14,866
''The kid gets it all.

1162
01:39:16,404 --> 01:39:19,395
Just plant us
in the damn garden...

1163
01:39:20,606 --> 01:39:22,835
with the stupid lion.''

1164
01:39:40,849 --> 01:39:42,941
Hey!

1165
01:39:42,983 --> 01:39:45,473
We've got some company.

1166
01:40:08,461 --> 01:40:10,690
This is it.

1167
01:40:10,729 --> 01:40:11,990
This is where
they lived.

1168
01:40:14,231 --> 01:40:15,993
lt's okay.
Come here, buddy.

1169
01:40:16,032 --> 01:40:19,261
Come here.
Look at this.

1170
01:40:19,300 --> 01:40:21,426
Look at this.

1171
01:40:23,168 --> 01:40:25,191
Forgive me.

1172
01:40:25,235 --> 01:40:28,032
We were in Houston when we heard
their names on the news,

1173
01:40:28,070 --> 01:40:31,435
and, well,
we just had to come.

1174
01:40:31,471 --> 01:40:34,439
When l was a boy,
my grandfather told me such stories.

1175
01:40:34,473 --> 01:40:37,962
- Your grandfather?
- A very wealthy sheik.

1176
01:40:38,007 --> 01:40:41,806
He used to love to tell me
stories about his wild youth.

1177
01:40:41,844 --> 01:40:45,642
Amazing, unbelievable stories
all about two brothers,

1178
01:40:45,679 --> 01:40:47,475
Hub and Garth McCann,

1179
01:40:47,513 --> 01:40:51,106
the most valiant
and brave men, huh?

1180
01:40:51,148 --> 01:40:54,343
He called them his
''most honored adversaries.''

1181
01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:56,644
''The only men who ever
outsmarted me.''

1182
01:40:58,084 --> 01:40:59,573
Wait, so you--

1183
01:41:00,985 --> 01:41:02,849
you knew these two men?

1184
01:41:04,054 --> 01:41:06,316
They-- they raised me.

1185
01:41:06,354 --> 01:41:08,287
lt's an honor.

1186
01:41:09,623 --> 01:41:12,419
- Nice to meet you.
- lt's nice to meet you.

1187
01:41:12,457 --> 01:41:14,356
Wow.

1188
01:41:16,726 --> 01:41:18,715
Aha.

1189
01:41:18,759 --> 01:41:21,158
l see they spent
my grandfather's gold wisely.

1190
01:41:21,194 --> 01:41:22,491
Yeah.

1191
01:41:25,330 --> 01:41:28,627
Well, there was this one
traveling salesman.

1192
01:41:30,832 --> 01:41:32,196
So...

1193
01:41:32,233 --> 01:41:35,201
the two men from great
grandfather's stories,

1194
01:41:35,235 --> 01:41:36,360
they really lived?

1195
01:41:39,469 --> 01:41:41,561
Yeah...

1196
01:41:43,204 --> 01:41:45,693
they really lived.

1197
01:42:33,927 --> 01:42:38,191
l'm a rolling stone
from Texas

1198
01:42:38,229 --> 01:42:41,719
Rolling stone
from the plains

1199
01:42:41,764 --> 01:42:45,357
l'm a rolling stone
from Texas, boys

1200
01:42:45,399 --> 01:42:48,889
l long to be
back there again

1201
01:42:48,934 --> 01:42:52,732
Well, say, are you
from Texas?

1202
01:42:52,769 --> 01:42:56,430
That's what
l'm wanting to know

1203
01:42:56,471 --> 01:43:00,030
'Cause if we're both
from Texas, boys

1204
01:43:00,072 --> 01:43:03,471
Let's bundle up
our clothes and go...

1205
01:43:34,388 --> 01:43:38,287
They say a rolling stone
never gathers no moss

1206
01:43:38,322 --> 01:43:41,813
As long as
it's rolling along

1207
01:43:41,858 --> 01:43:45,553
Oh, but l don't care
if l gathered any moss

1208
01:43:45,593 --> 01:43:48,958
lf it's in
my Texas home

1209
01:43:48,994 --> 01:43:52,826
l've got a little girl
a-waiting

1210
01:43:52,863 --> 01:43:56,228
Her name is
Patricia Jane

1211
01:43:56,264 --> 01:43:59,993
And l'll never be happy
till l'm by her side

1212
01:44:00,033 --> 01:44:03,399
Out on those
west Texas plains...