0 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,333 What, are we ready? 1 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:31,541 OK. 2 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,291 All right, settle everyone, please. 3 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,500 Quiet on the set. 4 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:35,541 OK, let's do this. 5 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,291 What I want you to do is when the camera starts 6 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,291 moving forward, just start to drift back 7 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:46,291 to that day, that moment, 8 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,791 when you knew, right? 9 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,000 And roll sound. 10 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:53,458 Speed. 11 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,666 Roll camera. 12 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:56,375 Rolling. 13 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:58,291 Marker. 14 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,458 Action. 15 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,833 I'm not in love, 16 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:11,625 so don't forget it, 17 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:15,541 it's just a silly phase I'm going through. 18 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:23,333 And just because, I caught... 19 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 What happened? 20 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,458 Now, he was master of the world. 21 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,541 And though he was not quite sure what to do next, 22 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,250 he would think of something. 23 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:57,958 Look, it's a soldier. 24 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,416 He's going to throw a grenade. 25 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:03,916 Cut. 26 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:06,666 Action. 27 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,125 Patrick Read Johnson! 28 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,750 Mom! 29 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,500 Patrick Read Johnson! 30 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,958 What did you even need it to be a zebra for, anyway? 31 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,291 It's for one of my films. 32 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,625 You don't understand. 33 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,541 You're not a filmmaker. 34 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:08,708 I'm trying real hard to understand you. 35 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,708 On the good news front, he did promise the horse 36 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,958 would be brown again by dinner. 37 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,666 So I was thinking. 38 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:11,000 Maybe it's time we thought about adopting another baby. 39 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,833 How many babies do you want to have, exactly? 40 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,125 A dozen? 41 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,958 I'm not sure... 42 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,541 Jesus Christ. 43 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:23,875 Editing is when you see something in your story 44 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,166 that you don't like and you just take it out. 45 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Take it out. 46 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:39,708 Cut. 47 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,708 I already got blown up in the grenade scene. 48 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,666 Just jump. 49 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,000 He deserves a childhood. 50 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,125 Everybody deserves a childhood. 51 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:57,625 I'm not sure it's the childhood they think they deserve. 52 00:06:57,666 --> 00:07:00,666 I think the childhood that people 53 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,833 deserve is the one where they learn how the world works. 54 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,125 I haven't always been wise, or done what's right? 55 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:11,625 Line. 56 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:14,666 We all made mistakes. 57 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:18,958 It's what we do after we make the mistake that's important. 58 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,541 I don't think we learn how the world works at the movies. 59 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,541 When is the time? 60 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,291 When is he going to learn? 61 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,000 Patrick Read Johnson? 62 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,500 Where's your brother? 63 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,666 Mom, do you mind? 64 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,916 I'll be back with a shotgun. 65 00:08:04,666 --> 00:08:09,041 Mom, help me. 66 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,666 Patrick! 67 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,666 One of you is in big trouble. 68 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,625 Steven Spielberg? 69 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,708 Who the hell is Steven Spielberg? 70 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,541 You're kidding, right? 71 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,375 Do I look like I'm kidding? 72 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:35,708 The guy who made Jaws, the most successful movie of all time? 73 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,958 The movie we're making a sequel to here? 74 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,708 By make, do you mean he produced it? 75 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:41,958 No, directed it. 76 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,958 Careful, you're bleeding on Moonbase Alpha. 77 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,333 OK, so tell me, Pat. 78 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,295 What the hell's the difference between a director 79 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,291 and a producer? 80 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,291 Well... 81 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,333 Patrick! 82 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,208 Patrick! 83 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,208 I don't know where you're hiding, 84 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,291 but I'm going to Jungle's in 15 minutes. 85 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,458 And if you want me to pick up any more film, 86 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,791 you better clean up this shark attack mess before I go. 87 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,875 And don't forget, it's your turn to do the runs. 88 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,750 Producer, director. 89 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,458 Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's first movie, Duel, 90 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,958 this guy's being chased by this old diesel fuel truck. 91 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,875 He cut off on the highway, and this truck 92 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:26,125 is, like, the unstoppable ghost truck from hell. 93 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,458 Truck that's been on the highway since the beginning 94 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,833 of time and always will be. 95 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,458 And every time this guy thinks he's 96 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,833 gotten away from the thing, wham, 97 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,375 it's right there behind him. 98 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,875 Or in the case of this one shot, in front of him, waiting. 99 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:39,125 And the way Steven Spielberg shoots it, 100 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,166 he doesn't just have a dorky close up of the guy 101 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,375 going, whoa, to his POV of the truck 102 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,625 on the road to another shot of the guy reacting. 103 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,791 Oh, of course not. 104 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:49,291 No, Spielberg has this car racing up 105 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,125 the highway in a long shot. 106 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,125 And suddenly, the car slams on its brakes, wham, 107 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,625 camera pulls back to reveal the underside 108 00:09:56,666 --> 00:10:01,791 of this dark, oily, smelly, rumbling, smoldering, 109 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:04,625 mechanical monster waiting for him. 110 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,041 Could you get Hooper's torso? 111 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,500 So the car hitting its brakes is the reaction shot. 112 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:14,291 The squeal of the car's tires is the main character's scream 113 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,416 of terror. 114 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,333 I still don't get how you think you can get away 115 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:21,708 with making a Jaws 2. 116 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,708 I mean, at the end of Jaws 1, the shark's nothing 117 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,291 but red mist and bone meal. 118 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,333 No, no, no, not if it's like the truck in Duel. 119 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,291 Not if it's a shark that's been swimming 120 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,000 in the ocean since the beginning of time, and always will be, 121 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,541 the primordial carnivore instinct 122 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:36,875 made manifest by its insatiable desire to feed. 123 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:40,666 What the hell are you talking about? 124 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,708 The pool filter will get the rest out? 125 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:49,458 And what happened the other six films we started? 126 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,125 We're a movie studio, Bill. 127 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,791 If we're going to make it, we need to work on as many movies 128 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:54,958 as we can. 129 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,875 Or maybe we could just finish one. 130 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:59,125 Requiem to the Planet of the Apes is almost finished. 131 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,625 Almost finished? 132 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,833 You've been working on it since you were 12 years old. 133 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,500 Well, I want it to be perfect. 134 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,791 Well shit, Pat, it's already got a bunch 135 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,875 of other 12-year-olds running around a cornfield, 136 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,875 and bad rubber monkey mask chasing you 137 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:13,875 in a loincloth pretending to be Charlton Heston. 138 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,625 What could be more perfect than that? 139 00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:18,125 Are you ever going to start taking this stuff seriously? 140 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,458 - Hell no. - Why not? 141 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,541 Because I don't think that making little super 142 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,166 eight movies in Pat Johnson's backyard 143 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,458 is my ticket to Hollywood. 144 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,291 Then why do you keep showing up to help? 145 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,875 Because I feel sorry for you, Pat. 146 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,458 Why? 147 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,458 Oh, shit. 148 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,125 What's that? 149 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,208 That wasn't a shotgun. 150 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,416 It was my stupid brother Pat. 151 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,125 Patrick, when you dragged your box spring 152 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,625 mattress out into the woods so your German snipers 153 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,958 could fall out of the trees without getting 154 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,458 killed, what did I say? 155 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 You said, Patrick... 156 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,708 Electrons, please. 157 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,833 When you spray painted your sister's horse 158 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,791 to look like a zebra, what did I say? 159 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,291 After that. 160 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,666 You said that you would always support whatever road 161 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,458 I chose to follow, as long as I was willing to pay the toll. 162 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,875 And I always have been. 163 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,875 I painted Jody's horse brown again. 164 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,458 You were 10. 165 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,625 That was a noble gesture, but you're not 10 anymore. 166 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:18,000 And I'm not paying for another pool filter. 167 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,166 Mom, we don't need a new pool filter. 168 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,958 Why is it that every time I blow the circuit breakers 169 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,250 in this house, you panic? 170 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,833 That's what circuit breakers are, for blowing, 171 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,458 to keep things from breaking when you push them too far. 172 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,625 That's exactly my point. 173 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,166 You're pushing things too far. 174 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,833 Mom, the shark attack had to look like it was taking place 175 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,125 out at sea, at night. 176 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,458 We couldn't take the shark out to Lake Michigan 177 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,541 past the waves, or it'd be too deep to operate. 178 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,208 Plus, we had to shoot it day for night, 179 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,958 because I don't have any decent lights, 180 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,625 and we couldn't use them on the water 181 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,458 without electrocuting Bill anyway. 182 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,458 So the perfect solution was to shoot it in an insert tank. 183 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,208 It's a swimming pool. 184 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,333 Playing the best music, WLS, Chicago 185 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,833 your car shouldn't blow all your hard earned dough. 186 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,166 She's ready to go with Vesuvio. 187 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,375 Lot of requests for this one to start your day. 188 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,541 Have little Queen along the way. 189 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,291 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 190 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,875 And all freaks hiding behind the ROTC jet smoking pot. 191 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,958 This is this year's president of the student body, Bill Holmes, 192 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,041 along with this year's resident of the student 193 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,833 body, Pat Johnson. 194 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,458 And these are the morning announcements 195 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,333 for August 23, 1976. 196 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,291 The new school year got off to a rousing start at the pep rally 197 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,291 yesterday with over 100 members of the Warren Township marching 198 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,791 band all blowing and beating their instruments in unison. 199 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,125 Wrap it up, boys. 200 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,291 OK, today's menu is an old favorite. 201 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,666 That's right. 202 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,375 The cafeteria is serving muttloaf, 203 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,458 served with green-ish beans and your choice of mashed potatoes 204 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,625 or tater tits... 205 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,041 I mean tots. 206 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,375 Damn it, Holmes, you cannot say tits in the morning 207 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,458 announcements. 208 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,666 Well, you just did. 209 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,041 Besides, my tits was the a typo tits. 210 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,125 I'm pretty you meant to write tots, not tits. 211 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,000 Damn it, Holmes. 212 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,666 And finally, in the sports report, 213 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,041 the varsity football team, led by quarterback Doug Austerlin, 214 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,833 trounced Stephenson yesterday. 215 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,125 At the victory party, Doug had this to say... 216 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,541 Oh man, I think I'm going to hurl. 217 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,000 What are you idiots doing? 218 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,666 Practicing our pick up routine for parties. 219 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,708 If one of us spots a girl we want to meet, 220 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,059 the other one picks a fight and pretends to beat the crap out 221 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,333 of the guy that wants the girl. 222 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,041 Then, the girl comes over and makes 223 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,875 sure the guy who got beat up is all right, 224 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,500 gets him ice and offers to drive him 225 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,625 to the hospital, and... 226 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,166 Finds out he's a lying, cheating ass, 227 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,625 and hits him with a shovel? 228 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,791 Oh. 229 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,041 Only you would think this could work? 230 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,333 Oh. 231 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,875 Oh, man. 232 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,708 I think you're going to hurl. 233 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:23,708 Today's lesson, never mess with the alpha male. 234 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,625 Oh, are you OK, Patty? 235 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,541 Did he just say alpha male? 236 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,291 Somebody give him some ice. 237 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,625 See, it does work. 238 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,791 Take heart, my friend, we love you. 239 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:44,666 Though it seems like you're alone. 240 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:52,208 A million lights above you smile down upon your home. 241 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,500 Hurry, put your troubles in a suitcase 242 00:15:56,541 --> 00:16:01,125 and come let the new child play. 243 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:06,458 Lonely as a whisper on a star chase, I'm leaving here. 244 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,958 I'm long away. 245 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,875 For all the stars in heaven I would not live... 246 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,625 I could not live this way. 247 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,958 I'm the Amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 248 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,125 I'll guess your age, your weight, your month of birth. 249 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,125 Who's next? 250 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,875 You? 251 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:31,958 All right. 252 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,208 What's up with your head? 253 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000 Some kid threw up on my face. 254 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,291 Again. 255 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,791 Oh, it seems you're a lot heavier than I expected. 256 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,041 Grab yourself a prize, young lady, 257 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,125 and try not to eat so many hot dogs, huh? 258 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,375 Oh, you. 259 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,666 You there. 260 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,388 What can I guess for you today, young lady? 261 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,625 Come on. 262 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:52,916 Huh? 263 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,958 I am the amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 264 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,291 Step right up. 265 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,708 I'll guess your age, your weight. 266 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,875 Who's next? 267 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,458 Something up with you and Robin? 268 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,458 All right, what can I guess for you today, lady? 269 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,375 - My age. - Very well. 270 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,875 What? No. No. 271 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,291 I'm writing my answer on my official Amazing Alfredo... 272 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,333 Jeez, Donny, she's my best friend's girlfriend. 273 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,791 - They broke up weeks ago. - What? 274 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,125 She wants to get married. 275 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,166 He doesn't. 276 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,708 - What? - That's cheating. 277 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,708 Just making a little conversation here. 278 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,833 Sheesh. 279 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,916 OK. 280 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,458 You got anything else, Patty? 281 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125 This is like old man food. 282 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,458 That's all there was left. 283 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500 What is vermouth anyway? 284 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,333 Did you bring us all out here with the promise of alcohol, 285 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,291 and the most amazing view in Lake County, 286 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,625 and this is what we get? 287 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:37,708 Patrick. 288 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,208 More booze, Pat. 289 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,875 Go buy some. 290 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:45,958 With what? 291 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,208 This is Pat. 292 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,125 Every dollar he makes shoveling shit 293 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,333 goes towards building spaceships for his latest epic. 294 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,166 Get a real job, Pat. 295 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,625 We'll all like it better if you keep giving us more booze. 296 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,375 I'll like you better if you get under this blanket 297 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,500 and keep me warm. 298 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,208 It's a free country, though, you have to get married. 299 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,958 Go to hell, Bill. 300 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,625 What? 301 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:29,666 Nothing. 302 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,833 What? 303 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,666 Mm... Patrick. 304 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,041 Patrick. 305 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,500 Patrick. 306 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458 What? 307 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,375 Why am I giving you a ride home? 308 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,333 Because my car's in the shop. 309 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,708 Why is your car in the shop? 310 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:07,916 Have you ever seen "Duel." 311 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,750 OK, well anyway, I can't get it out until I earn some money. 312 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,458 And I can't earn some money until I 313 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,958 get a job, which I wouldn't be able to go to if I had one 314 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,625 because my car's in the shop. 315 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,125 Why don't you come work at Games? 316 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:30,625 I don't think I should work in Games, if... you know, 317 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:33,000 you and I are... 318 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,125 You and I aren't. 319 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,958 Because of Bill? 320 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000 No, not because of Bill! 321 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:49,125 I don't give it one damn, damn, about Bill! 322 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,625 This, right now, is because of Bill, 323 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:56,833 and his journey to the center of Debbie What's-her-pants. 324 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,791 Oh. 325 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:07,625 OK, I... well, if you guys are broken up for good, 326 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,958 then why not? 327 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,500 Because you're a goofy boy. 328 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:24,958 But mostly because you're leaving. 329 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,166 What are you talking about? 330 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,208 So go. 331 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,458 OK. 332 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,958 Wait. 333 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,166 Wait, come here. 334 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,500 Be quiet. 335 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,791 You are going to find the perfect girl for you 336 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,458 really soon. 337 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,250 And then you'll finally lose your virginity. 338 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,958 And then I'll be kicking myself because I didn't 339 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,583 get to add it to my collection. 340 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,625 Well, add it, please. 341 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,625 Pat. 342 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,458 Yeah. 343 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,666 Get out. 344 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,875 Get out. 345 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:08,791 Upon the wall, it hides the nasty stain 346 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:12,458 that's lying there. 347 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,833 I'd marry you. 348 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,750 Guys. 349 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,041 Guys. 350 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,125 Check it out. 351 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,333 Is this the coolest thing ever or what? 352 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,541 It's obviously not a natural rock formation. 353 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,958 It's got to be some kind of exotic alien unobtainium. 354 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,458 But what does it all symbolize? 355 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,125 Does the monolith represent a wall 356 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:43,625 that we're destined for ourselves against forever, 357 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,041 a headstone for the already doomed human race, 358 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:50,125 or is it a doorway to the infinite potential afforded 359 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,458 by a boundless universe? 360 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,625 There's only one way to find out. 361 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,125 We have to touch it. 362 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,458 Don't be afraid. 363 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,041 This is our big moment. 364 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,291 Just think, somewhere beyond the far corners of the mind's eye, 365 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,500 powerful beings beyond our ken are watching. 366 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,875 For all we know, Douglas Trumbull himself 367 00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,958 could be watching us, waiting for us 368 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 to walk through this quantum mechanical door. 369 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,791 So come on, fellow hominids. 370 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,791 Gather round. 371 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:18,333 Walk right up, walk upright, and touch the monolith. 372 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:27,500 I can fix this. 373 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:28,625 I... 374 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,125 Patrick Read Johnson! 375 00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:33,166 Oh, no. 376 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,958 What? 377 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,666 Where's your dresser? 378 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,458 Hmm? 379 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,958 At the first crack of dawn we're turning things on. 380 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:51,291 Are there schools around that teach you how to be a producer? 381 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,500 Director. 382 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:54,791 OK, are there directors schools where 383 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,333 you could learn how to really do this without painting 384 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,708 everything we own flat black? 385 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,125 The only good ones are in New York and California, 386 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,166 and they cost way more than we could ever afford. 387 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,958 Well, didn't anyone ever become a director 388 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,666 who didn't go to film school? 389 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,166 Douglas Trumbull. 390 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,458 Well, how did he do it? 391 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,458 Well, he was the visual effects supervisor 392 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,958 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 393 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,125 And he was so good at his job that, when 394 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,833 he went to Universal Studios and said 395 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,625 that he could do his first film "Silent 396 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,458 Running" for a million dollars, they actually believed him. 397 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,166 And then he actually did it. 398 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,125 And now he's director. 399 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,125 So to become a director, you have to become a visual effects 400 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,458 person first? 401 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,500 No, no, but it's one way. 402 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,791 And it's a way I might have a chance at. 403 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:43,208 If I could go to LA and maybe just talk to him, meet him 404 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,791 for a few minutes, maybe show him one of my films 405 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,791 or some of my models, maybe he'd understand 406 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,041 what I'm trying to do. 407 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,291 Maybe I could work for him. 408 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,708 You know, just gluing model parts 409 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,333 onto a spaceship for his next movie. 410 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,708 So why don't you call him? 411 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,291 What? On the phone? 412 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,833 No, just stand in the backyard and shout West. 413 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,666 Yes, on the phone. 414 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,458 Well, first of all, I don't have his number. 415 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,833 Well, did you look for it? 416 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,458 It's probably top secret. 417 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,958 Yeah, to keep dorks like him from calling up all the time, 418 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,333 wanting to meet him. 419 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,295 Oh, I think he'd be flattered to know that people 420 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,583 are trying to meet him. 421 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,505 Not if he wants to get any real movie work done. 422 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:19,541 Hey, my movies are real. 423 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,041 Yeah, real bad. 424 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,875 I know. 425 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:25,041 Why don't you offer to answer his phone for him? 426 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,291 That way you could meet him and stop the competition 427 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,291 from meeting him. 428 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:29,291 Yeah, OK. 429 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,458 All right, fine. 430 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,458 Don't act like your father. 431 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,791 Don't say you're going to try and then chicken out. 432 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,375 I won't. 433 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,166 But if I can't find it, which I probably won't be able to... 434 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,958 Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull. 435 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,291 Then what? 436 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,791 Then I'll stand in the backyard and shout West. 437 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:47,708 Well, that might work. 438 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,666 We're sorry. 439 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,958 You have reached a number that has been disconnected 440 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,333 or is no longer in service. 441 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:06,833 If you feel you have reached this recording in error, 442 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,500 please check the number and dial again. 443 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,666 Calling Debbie Froynt again? 444 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,791 No. 445 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,541 I wasn't calling Debbie. 446 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:19,125 Did she ever smile at you? 447 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,125 Of course she smiled. 448 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,458 Why? 449 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375 Because that's how it works with you, Pat. 450 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,000 You see a girl you like, you stare at her like a puppy 451 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,791 hearing a strange noise, and then 452 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:30,791 you smile this goofy smile. 453 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,458 And if she smiles back, God help her, you fall in love. 454 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,625 I do not. 455 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,375 Happens every time. 456 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,875 I was trying to find Douglas Trumbull, OK? 457 00:26:38,916 --> 00:26:40,625 Holy shit. 458 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,958 Yeah, I know. 459 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,791 You're gay! 460 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:44,791 What? 461 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,125 Come on! 462 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:48,458 You ignored Debbie Froynt just to call some guy 463 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,458 on a Saturday night? 464 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,958 You're gay, Pat. 465 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,041 I'm not gay, and Douglas Trumbull isn't just some guy. 466 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,041 He's the guy who did the special effects 467 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,666 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 468 00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,125 Oh, so you're gay for a guy who makes unwatchable movies. 469 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,125 What? 470 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:02,166 "2001?" 471 00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:03,833 Man, I hate that movie. 472 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,833 No, Bill, you don't really hate it. 473 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,291 You just don't understand it. 474 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,833 No, I do really hate it, and nobody understands it. 475 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,333 I do. 476 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,291 OK then, what the hell is the ending supposed to mean? 477 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,333 Guy flies a spaceship into a hotel room, 478 00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,458 gets old, drops his wine glass, and turns 479 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,625 into a giant baby floating over the Earth, 480 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,125 what the hell is that? 481 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,458 The hotel room was designed by the alien intelligences 482 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,000 observing Dave Bowman to approximate 483 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,125 his natural habitat. 484 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,625 The aliens wanted to know if Dave 485 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,625 could try to figure out how to take the next step 486 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:31,541 in human evolution. 487 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,791 But he can't. 488 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,392 He doesn't know what they want from him. 489 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:35,791 Neither does the audience. 490 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,125 Yeah, exactly, because Dave represents the audience. 491 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,886 And like the audience, he's not ready to see 492 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,458 beyond what he expects to see. 493 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,666 So with each moment of missed opportunity to evolve, 494 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,458 he gets older, his years passing before him 495 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,041 in the blink of an eye. 496 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,625 Or in this case, a changing of a camera angle, till finally, 497 00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,833 maybe just as the answer to the riddle 498 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,291 is finally within his grasp, he's 499 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,541 too old to reach out and touch the monolith 500 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,458 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 501 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,666 So the aliens send him back to the evolutionary cradle 502 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,791 to start all over again. 503 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,375 No, they don't. 504 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,166 They send him back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 505 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,750 It's called symbolism, Bill. 506 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,333 Pat. 507 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,666 What the hell does a giant baby floating 508 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,291 over the Earth symbolize? 509 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,625 Well, if you're Arthur C. Clark, who wrote the book 510 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,291 and is an eternal optimist, then Dave 511 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,458 was sent back as the star child, the first born 512 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,166 in a new breed of man who might one day touch the stars. 513 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,458 If you're Kubrick, who's such a realist, he won't even fly, 514 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,958 then Dave was simply sent back as a cosmic mirror, 515 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,458 held up before the Earth, as if to say to humanity, 516 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,791 this is who you are, and this is all you'll ever be, 517 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,291 a race of selfish, uncomprehending children. 518 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:42,375 What the hell are you talking about? 519 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:47,125 You know, you could save a lot of time destroying 520 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,708 my reputation if you just wore a propeller beanie 521 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:52,041 or spray painted "geek mobile" on the doors of my car. 522 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,125 Ew! 523 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,500 Oh, my god, you're so gross. 524 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,708 Ew! 525 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,625 Argent, "Hold Your Head Up." 526 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:25,625 WLS Music Radio 89. 527 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,666 What part of "Jaws 2" takes place in a shopping mall? 528 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,958 We're not shooting "Jaws 2." 529 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,958 So what, more "Requiem for the Planet of the Apes?" 530 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,625 And at the end, you're riding up the beach on a horse, 531 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,958 and you see a JC Penney sticking out of the sand? 532 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,708 My god. 533 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:44,000 They finally really did it. 534 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,333 They marked down the world. 535 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,291 Damn you! 536 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,458 Damn you all to hell! 537 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:58,166 We're shooting "The Visitor." 538 00:29:58,208 --> 00:30:00,291 What the hell is "The Visitor." 539 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,333 He's this alien that's stranded on Earth after 540 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:03,642 these Air Force F-14's that were... 541 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:05,041 Pat. 542 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,541 Scrambled to find out just what the hell went down 543 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,976 in the cornfields of Northern Illinois. 544 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,166 Pat. 545 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,791 Spot the heat signature of the car 546 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,541 that contains these high school kids that saw the alien craft. 547 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,708 Pat, you don't have enough money to buy lunch. 548 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,791 How the hell are you going to pay for an F-14? 549 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,958 Hold your head up. 550 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,166 Hold your head up. 551 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,833 Can you let me out of this thing? 552 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,333 It's hot as hell in here. 553 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,125 Yes. 554 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:29,291 Anyway, for a time the visitor believed 555 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,458 he might just be able to fit in on this planet. 556 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,875 But now something is changing inside him. 557 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,958 And in this scene, he's finally decided 558 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,541 it's not worth living if he can't live as the alien being 559 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,791 he really is. 560 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:42,833 Hi, Pat. 561 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,500 So he decides to reveal his true self 562 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,500 to the people he's lived with all these years. 563 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,541 No matter what the cost. 564 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:03,916 Fine. 565 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,916 Oh! 566 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,666 Today's lesson, never pretend... 567 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:12,875 Oh! 568 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:16,666 To be part of something you're not. 569 00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:24,458 You OK, Patty? 570 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,875 Want me get you some ice? 571 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,625 Why doesn't he ever hit me? 572 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,625 Shut up and lift, Bill. 573 00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:32,291 Ah! 574 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,041 Oh. 575 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:36,791 He's fine. 576 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:37,916 He's used to it. 577 00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,416 Oh, no. 578 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,708 Patty. 579 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:09,875 No, Pat. 580 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500 No. 581 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,750 Definitely no. 582 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:54,708 Hi. 583 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,958 Dreamer. 584 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,958 You're nothing but a dreamer. 585 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,333 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 586 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,791 Oh, no. 587 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,541 I said dreamer. 588 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:21,500 You say you are a dreamer. 589 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,333 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 590 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,375 Linda. 591 00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,958 Oh, no. 592 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 You like dog? 593 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,500 I said, far out... 594 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,625 Um. 595 00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:31,500 What a day... 596 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,625 Yeah. 597 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,958 A year, a life it is. 598 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,958 Yeah, I do. 599 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,500 You know... 600 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:37,625 I got about 43 at home. 601 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:39,625 Linda, would you please do something 602 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,000 with that yapping mutt? 603 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:43,541 We just got one good one. 604 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:48,833 Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer. 605 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,125 So now, you put your head in your hands. 606 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,291 Oh, no. 607 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:55,166 Oh, no. 608 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,666 What are you doing? 609 00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,666 Oh, I'm just trying to find the exact acoustical center 610 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,041 of the theater. 611 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,791 I said, far out. 612 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,791 What a day... 613 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,875 Focus. 614 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,208 A year, a life it is. 615 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,208 You know. 616 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,291 Focus! 617 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,708 Cut! 618 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,666 Well, you know you had it coming to you. 619 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:17,125 Now there's not a lot I can do. 620 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,125 Dreamer, 621 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,291 What's my plan? 622 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,833 You stupid little dreamer. 623 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,000 What's my plan? 624 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,541 Yeah. Of course I have a plan. 625 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,000 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 626 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,875 And a love-sick, sci-fi geek former best friend skipping 627 00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,708 school to go make out with their girlfriend. 628 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:36,000 The plan is, I go out there, I meet Douglas Trumbull... 629 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:38,458 Oh, laundry's done. 630 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,958 Pat, want to help me with the laundry? 631 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Show him some of my models and drawings, 632 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:45,833 and maybe some of my films, and get a job. 633 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,291 This doesn't bother you? 634 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,791 Hey, does the Pepsi-Cola company know 635 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,958 you're using their product as a floor cleaner? 636 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,708 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes, 637 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,125 and my imaginary friend, Pat Johnson. 638 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,125 Hi. 639 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,166 I'm Pat. 640 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:00,375 Let's watch Star Trek. 641 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,875 Do you want to see my model shop? 642 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,958 Did you know that the mechanical shark in "Jaws" 643 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,041 is named Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer? 644 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,208 Can you believe I'm still a virgin? 645 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,291 Really? 646 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,541 Damn it, Holmes. 647 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,625 What? 648 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,000 I can't say virgin? 649 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,291 Dream along. 650 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,458 Well, there's something we have in common. 651 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,875 Really? 652 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,125 And in the meantime, I'll be staying with my dad 653 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,708 while I save up to get an apartment. 654 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,791 Yes, my dad. 655 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:23,791 Oh, yes, the... 656 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:24,833 Yes, that dad. 657 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,708 Hey, Pat said your center speaker is distorting again. 658 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,791 He also asked how the penicillin was working out, 659 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,208 you know, for your... 660 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,458 Yes, he does know about the plan, kind of. 661 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,000 He thinks I'm coming out to check out medical schools. 662 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,125 And what can I guess for you today, little boy? 663 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,833 Guess who I'm in love with? 664 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,041 Oh, let's see, could it be Douglas Trumbull? 665 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,166 Dream along. 666 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,708 Can you put your hands in your head? 667 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000 Oh, no. 668 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,958 Oh, no. 669 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,291 Get off my stage. 670 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,333 What about Linda? 671 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,958 Of course she knows the plan. 672 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,041 We planned the plan together. 673 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,833 Ah! 674 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:13,875 Cut. 675 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,166 You OK? 676 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,125 No, I'm not OK. 677 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,791 I'm tired and hungry and full of burrs, 678 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:23,625 and I can't see anything in this stupid mask. 679 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:27,041 Maybe he could come up on all fours? 680 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,500 No, a superior being from another planet beckoning 681 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,208 us to join him out there, where we 682 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,333 might learn the secrets of the universe, 683 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,958 would not go up his boarding ramp on his hands and knees. 684 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,291 Yeah. 685 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,333 Probably wouldn't arrive in a hubcap filled 686 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,625 with Christmas lights either. 687 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:42,708 Yeah, probably not. 688 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:46,166 Hey, can I take this stupid thing off? 689 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:47,708 It smells like feet. 690 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,666 Yeah, go ahead. 691 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,833 We're done tonight. 692 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,375 But we didn't get the shot. 693 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:54,041 We're done. 694 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:55,125 Good night. 695 00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:57,125 Girls ruin everything. 696 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:59,666 You give me hope for mankind. 697 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:02,041 Go to hell, Bill. 698 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:06,125 So have you ever seen one, a UFO? 699 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,833 Well, when I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 700 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,458 from Waukegan Airport. 701 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,625 You could see them just over those trees there. 702 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,208 But you couldn't hear them. 703 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:20,041 There were just these blazing silent lights coming this way. 704 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:25,041 And every time a plane took off I thought, or wished, 705 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,125 that it was a UFO coming to take me back. 706 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:30,041 Back? 707 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,208 I thought that maybe I was an alien. 708 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,125 What could possibly have changed your mind? 709 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:39,958 Well, my dad said that UFOs didn't exist. 710 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,791 And to prove it, he drove me down to the airport 711 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,625 to watch a plane take off. 712 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,833 Wow. 713 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:50,083 Plus, the aliens never did take me. 714 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,625 So where do your alien relatives come from? 715 00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,166 A distant star system. 716 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,541 Yeah? What's it called? 717 00:37:58,583 --> 00:37:59,833 Hollywood. 718 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:03,791 Sounds like you need to go there then. 719 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,166 Not without you. 720 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:13,000 I never thought I'd find anyone who understood me, who'd 721 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,291 accept me for who I really am. 722 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:21,458 And then there you were, reading "2001: A Space Odyssey." 723 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:25,541 And it was like, awoogah. 724 00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:28,791 That's the first thing you noticed about me, 725 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,125 that I was reading "2001?" 726 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,125 Yeah. 727 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,708 It was so weird. 728 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,166 It was like we were meant to find each other. 729 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,125 What? 730 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,625 Now, he was master of the world. 731 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,791 And he was not quite sure what to do next. 732 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,291 But he would think of something. 733 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,500 Tray? 734 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 God, I love this book. 735 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,166 Sorry. 736 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,291 So then I figured, hey, if I skim through this, 737 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,500 maybe I'll finally understand the movie. 738 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:11,291 Well, it's really not that hard to understand when you really 739 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,666 think about it. 740 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:14,416 Or if you stay awake. 741 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:20,166 Oh, don't be mad. 742 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:23,500 I still love you, even if you're the only sci-fi geek in town. 743 00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:33,208 Patrick Read Johnson! 744 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:36,250 Oh, great. 745 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,791 Don't worry, I got it, ma. 746 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:59,375 WLS Music Radio, "Holdin' on to Yesterday." 747 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,916 This is Ambrosia. 748 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,958 Calling your gay special effects lover again? 749 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,791 Linda, happy? 750 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,291 Not a great conversation. 751 00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:18,791 No conversation. 752 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,333 She's always working. 753 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,833 Oh, what a tramp. 754 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,166 Yesterday. 755 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:35,833 I keep holdin' on enough to say that I'm wrong. 756 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,333 I keep thinking that I'm... 757 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,625 What? 758 00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,833 I was just thinking. 759 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:46,958 What? 760 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,375 You should come with me. 761 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,625 Where? 762 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:51,750 Hollywood. 763 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,291 What? 764 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,166 You're a funny guy. 765 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,208 Yo, hey. 766 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,333 I got a tow. 767 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,291 Take care of the shop till I get back. 768 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,375 I'm also a practical guy, Pat. 769 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:04,166 My name's on the sign of Bud's and Sons. 770 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:06,041 Your name is apparently up in the lights, 771 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,333 somewhere out there, or maybe just 772 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,833 in the theater of your mind. 773 00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:12,375 Either way, I'll leave the Hollywood stuff up to you. 774 00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:16,541 Holdin' on to yesterday. 775 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:20,541 Well, if it isn't Mustang Sally and the Pinto Kid. 776 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,625 Hi, Pat. 777 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,958 Hey. 778 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,125 So I see the SS Bondo is still afloat. 779 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:26,958 Why don't you let my dad crush that thing 780 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,541 and put it out of its misery? 781 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,208 Your dad hasn't seen a car this nice since he was conceived. 782 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,333 Bill. 783 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,559 When my dad rebuilt this he put 784 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:34,458 the weight where it counts... 785 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,500 Bill. 786 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:36,625 Under the hood. 787 00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:38,375 Oh, he put your mom under the hood? 788 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,625 Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8. 789 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,333 Any time you want to embarrass yourself... 790 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,726 Any time I want to embarrass myself, 791 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,833 I'll borrow your mustache. 792 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,125 - Jeez, Bill. - Come on, guys. 793 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,559 - What did you say? - Time to go home. 794 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,625 Oh, great. 795 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,541 Look what you did now. 796 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:50,875 Tony, stop. 797 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:51,958 Oh, hurry up. 798 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,791 Open up, you pussy. 799 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,791 Who the hell is this guy? 800 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,958 Tony Vasuvio. 801 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Of Vasuvio's junkyard? 802 00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,291 Dino and Lorenzo's brother? 803 00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,892 Stupider brother, if you can believe that. 804 00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:01,333 Just go. 805 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,726 He can't kill us if he can't catch us. 806 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,875 He can catch us. 807 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,142 I thought you said there's a V8 under... 808 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:06,208 Open the door, nerds! 809 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,708 - There was. - What do you mean was? 810 00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:09,309 My dad replaced it with something less thirsty 811 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:10,541 when the gas prices hit. 812 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,309 - How much less thirsty? - Four cylinders less. 813 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,541 Oh, shit. 814 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:14,976 Maybe if we run in different directions 815 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,958 it'll confuse him. 816 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,291 Get down. 817 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,791 You know, he knows we're in here. 818 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,875 He may have a faster car, but I'm a better driver. 819 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,976 Well, you'd have a better chance to prove it if you drove. 820 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,125 On the count of three. 821 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,125 - One... - One. 822 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:26,125 - Two. - Two. 823 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,791 - Three! - Ah! 824 00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,625 Jeez, you guys, relax. 825 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:32,958 Why would we do that, with this maniac out here? 826 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,166 Because Tony's cool now. 827 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,500 How did you get him to calm down? 828 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,166 I told him who you were. 829 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,000 - And who am I? - My boyfriend. 830 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,958 And who is he to you? 831 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,958 Tony, his mom and mine have worked together for years. 832 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,625 We've known each other since we were six years old. 833 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,375 He's like an overprotective brother. 834 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,500 I thought you were working the game tonight. 835 00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:57,125 I was, but by the third quarter, Antioch was beating our butts, 836 00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,958 and there was nobody left in the stands to buy anything. 837 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,791 Jenny Boziak said she'd cover for me. 838 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,625 My car's still in the shop, so Tony 839 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:05,291 said he'd give me a ride home. 840 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,625 Well, we can give you a ride home. 841 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:09,541 I don't think that's such a good idea. 842 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,458 Oh, and you'd rather ride home with him? 843 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,000 Yes. 844 00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:17,208 If I want to see you again in this lifetime, which I do. 845 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,625 Mom trusts him. 846 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,000 Why not me? 847 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,000 Tony doesn't look at me the way you do. 848 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,791 So I'll quit looking at you like that. 849 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:26,416 You better not. 850 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,458 I should go. 851 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,458 I love you. 852 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,875 That'll help? 853 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,291 With what? 854 00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:41,166 The rest of our lives, silly boy. 855 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:56,166 Did you just get engaged? 856 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:08,000 The best thing about an Airedale is 857 00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:10,166 it can take down a grizzly bear and still 858 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,500 be the best playmate your child can ever have. 859 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:13,666 Did Linda call? 860 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,708 Dashing through the snow, 861 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:19,208 in a one-horse open sleigh. 862 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,625 I'm ready to die a horrible, agonizing death 863 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,166 in the cold vacuum of space. 864 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:32,708 All right. 865 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:33,791 Ready? 866 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:34,791 Yep. 867 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,875 Here we go. 868 00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,500 Now, you're in space so float. 869 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:40,791 Now you're asphyxiating. 870 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,166 What's asphyxiating? 871 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:43,166 You can't breathe. 872 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,208 You don't have any air. 873 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,333 Come on. 874 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,625 Like this, like this. 875 00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:47,791 There you go. 876 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:49,166 Don't look at the camera. 877 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,791 Why would I be looking at anything? 878 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:51,958 I'm dying. 879 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,166 What if I throw up in space? 880 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,458 You're not going to throw up. 881 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,333 - Wouldn't that be cool? - Don't throw up. 882 00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,375 - I'm going to do it. - That's very funny. 883 00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:00,291 - Here I go. - Better not throw up. 884 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,291 Oh. 885 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,333 That's disgusting. 886 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,958 Don't do that again, OK? 887 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,458 You got it on the lens. 888 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,291 Patrick! 889 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,125 What? 890 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,458 I have to go to the bathroom. 891 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,625 Can you just hold it? 892 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:15,791 I guess. 893 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,125 What? 894 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,458 It's Linda. 895 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,833 Misty, knock it off. 896 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,958 Linda, will you please do something 897 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,458 about this damn yapping mutt? 898 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,833 Hey, Misty, shut up! 899 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:37,458 Oh, stop. 900 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,791 What? 901 00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,833 I thought we were going to get married and have 902 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,291 a big house and 2.3 kids. 903 00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,333 We don't have to have them tonight. 904 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,208 No, like nine months from now. 905 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,791 What are you in such a hurry for? 906 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,291 You're 17 years old. 907 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,333 Don't you want to see the world a little, 908 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,208 sow you're wild oats and all that? 909 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,625 No, no, I don't. 910 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:57,875 I want to be with you. 911 00:45:57,916 --> 00:45:59,041 That's all I want. 912 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,458 Oh, shit! 913 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:21,333 Stop! 914 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,833 He kept asking if you got the shot. 915 00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:55,458 He wanted to make sure that he'd done it right. 916 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,458 He didn't want to waste film. 917 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,875 I feel bad enough, OK? 918 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,791 It isn't just about you. It's about him too. 919 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,333 He needs a man to be around right now. 920 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:08,375 Oh, and that's my fault? 921 00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,958 No, it's not. 922 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,666 But that doesn't change the fact that, with your father gone, 923 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,375 you're the one they all look up to. 924 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,958 They count on you to be there for them. 925 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,458 Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't. 926 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,166 Maybe I'm not ready to be counted on. 927 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:21,958 Well, maybe you shouldn't be moving so fast with Linda then. 928 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,125 Maybe you should mind your own business. 929 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:26,458 You are my own business. 930 00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:45,125 I think you should graduate high school first and find out 931 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,875 what it's like to live in the real world. 932 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,208 This isn't the real world. 933 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,875 This is your parents' basement. 934 00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,958 I just think that, before we move in together, 935 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,500 you might want to find a job that 936 00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,000 pays more than minimum wage. 937 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,458 Yeah, but there aren't any part time jobs in Lake County 938 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,833 that pay more than minimum wage. 939 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,166 That's why I got a second job. 940 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,375 You what? 941 00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:04,125 Mom got me on the late shift at Solo. 942 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:05,666 Doing what? 943 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:09,791 Injection molding cups in the machine right next to hers. 944 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:12,458 OK, well maybe your mom could get me a job at the machine 945 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,666 next to yours. 946 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,333 Actually, that's where Tony works. 947 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,291 You know, there's an opening at Weebolts 948 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:24,625 managing the men's department. 949 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:28,875 Well, I'm not real comfortable in a tie. 950 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,500 Were you comfortable in my parents' basement? 951 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,958 And that'll be it for this Amazing Alfredo. 952 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,166 But luckily, due to the miracle of our patented identical 953 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,125 costume technology, you'll hardly 954 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,458 even notice the difference, as I turn things over 955 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,000 to the Amazing Alfredo. 956 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,291 OK, Rick's watching. 957 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,375 Don't embarrass me. 958 00:48:58,416 --> 00:48:59,958 Do I ever? 959 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,958 Oh, my God. 960 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Hi. 961 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:11,041 Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to introduce myself. 962 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,083 I am... 963 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,458 I am... 964 00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:28,958 Now he was master of the world. 965 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:33,041 And he was not quite sure what to do next, 966 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,666 but he would think of something. 967 00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:05,708 I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo. 968 00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:09,208 So, I'll guess your age, your weight. 969 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,875 Guess who I'm in love with? 970 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,791 What on earth? 971 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,291 Janet Johnson, Stoneridge Heritage. 972 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:16,958 I got the job. 973 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,666 We're going to Gauge's Lake with Bill and Robin to celebrate. 974 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,791 Have I got a dog for you. 975 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:23,166 He's had all his shots. 976 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291 He's completely house trained, very well behaved. 977 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,708 He needs a haircut, but we do grooming here as well. 978 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:29,958 But seriously, he's been making these little movies 979 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,500 since he was 9. 980 00:50:31,541 --> 00:50:33,875 You know, with the home movie camera his dad left behind. 981 00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,125 But they're really something. 982 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,791 He did this one which is like 983 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,458 those "Planet of the Apes" movies. 984 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:40,833 And he and his friends stuck straws up their noses 985 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,666 so they could breathe, and put plaster all over their faces, 986 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,809 and made molds, and sculpted ape faces, and made masks 987 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:46,958 out of liquid latex. 988 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,208 And then they went out 989 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,875 and put together sets and little models, 990 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,458 and shot the whole thing themselves. 991 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125 And it's really good. 992 00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:55,791 And they showed it at all the grade schools around the area. 993 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,791 And he was even in the local paper. 994 00:50:57,833 --> 00:51:00,833 But now all he thinks about is getting out to California 995 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,958 and meeting those movie heroes of his, 996 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,458 like what's his name, the guy that did all the trick 997 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,291 photography on "2001." 998 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,458 Special effects. 999 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,125 Yes, that's right, Douglas Trumbull. 1000 00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:15,291 But here we are, in Wadsworth, Illinois, and I just... 1001 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,875 I don't know how to help him. 1002 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:19,375 And I certainly don't know anybody in Hollywood. 1003 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,208 So here's what I was wondering. 1004 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,625 If I could save enough money and get him out there, 1005 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,625 do you think maybe you could talk to him, 1006 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,875 and give him some pointers, and maybe introduce him 1007 00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:29,291 to this Douglas Trumbull person? 1008 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,875 You're kidding. 1009 00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:38,958 Of course. 1010 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,458 I know there are no guarantees. 1011 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:42,125 There never are. 1012 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,166 OK, wonderful. 1013 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,791 I'll get him out on a plane this weekend. 1014 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,000 Thank you so much, Herb. 1015 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,375 Thank you so much. 1016 00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:51,416 Bye. 1017 00:51:55,750 --> 00:52:02,791 Hooray for Hollywood. 1018 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,708 I got you all set up in Hollywood. 1019 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,500 I called a guy I never met there. 1020 00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:13,125 Now let's cut your hair and find you something to wear. 1021 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,541 Who will pay the airfare? 1022 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:25,333 Hooray for credit cards. 1023 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:29,125 La, la, la, la, la, la, la credit cards. 1024 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,750 Can I help you? 1025 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,666 I'm Pat Johnson. 1026 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:42,541 Hi. 1027 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:45,125 I'm Herb Lightman. 1028 00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:48,791 Welcome to Hollywood. 1029 00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,875 Thank you. Thank you. 1030 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:55,166 Oh, I'm also Malcolm Higgins, and Steven Blum, 1031 00:54:55,208 --> 00:55:00,625 and Ari Roscoe, and Colin Anderson, 1032 00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:07,458 and Felipe Castero Junior. 1033 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,541 You write the whole magazine? 1034 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:12,500 When I'm not entertaining the folks from out of town. 1035 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,250 And answering the telephone. 1036 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:33,291 So... so, how does one get to be the editor of "American 1037 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:36,458 Cinematographer Magazine?" 1038 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,833 One sets out to become a big Hollywood director. 1039 00:55:44,666 --> 00:55:51,125 Again, I just want to thank you so much for doing this for me. 1040 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:55,000 Thanks a lot. 1041 00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:59,041 I take it that thanking people a lot in advance of their 1042 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:03,666 having done anything for you is a Johnson family trait. 1043 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,166 Herb Lightman. 1044 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,708 Oh, hello. 1045 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:12,541 Again. 1046 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:15,625 Yeah, he's here, hair and all. 1047 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,291 No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1048 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,333 No, it's fine. 1049 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:21,875 No, a haircut won't be necessary. 1050 00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:25,125 The Incredible Hulk look is all the rage these days. 1051 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,625 Is he what? 1052 00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:30,500 Yes, he's still wearing his tie. 1053 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,458 Oh, no, no, no, no, really, that won't... no, 1054 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,208 that won't be necessary. 1055 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:39,458 My thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1056 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,791 when I help make their dream come true. 1057 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,625 No really. 1058 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,958 I'm happy to help. 1059 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,291 What's that? 1060 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,833 Of course. 1061 00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:51,791 I will. 1062 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,458 I will. 1063 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,375 Yeah. 1064 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:58,291 OK, you got it. 1065 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,291 I can do that. 1066 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,125 As soon as I get off the phone. 1067 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:06,375 OK, bye. 1068 00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:09,958 You will never guess who just called. 1069 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,125 Yeah. 1070 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,583 Sorry, she's... 1071 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:20,208 She asked me to remind you to thank me for doing this. 1072 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,625 Thank you. 1073 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:24,208 Oh, sorry, right, right. 1074 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:27,125 Your thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1075 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:29,541 when you help make their dreams come true. 1076 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,625 That's right. 1077 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,458 And you know how many times I've had 1078 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,833 the pleasure of seeing that look in a young person's eye 1079 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:35,976 when their dream comes true? 1080 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Precisely never. 1081 00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,458 Why? 1082 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,340 Because I've never done this for anyone before. 1083 00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:41,958 Why? 1084 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,500 Because I never wanted to see the look in a young person's 1085 00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,958 eyes when they realize that their dream is probably not 1086 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,875 going to come true. 1087 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,500 Why? 1088 00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:52,291 Because Hollywood is the least conducive place on the planet 1089 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:54,500 Earth for anyone's dream to ever come true. 1090 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,208 So why are you doing this for me? 1091 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:07,125 Cause your mother has huge, clanging steel balls. 1092 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:10,041 Because you're here anyway and because you say 1093 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,458 thank you a lot. 1094 00:58:15,416 --> 00:58:17,333 Shall we go? 1095 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,166 So tell me something. 1096 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,791 Of all the people in Hollywood you 1097 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,125 could pick to meet, why Douglas Trumbull? 1098 00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,875 Have you ever seen "2001: A Space Odyssey?" 1099 00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,125 Well, it took a while to finally get to Los Angeles, 1100 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:33,458 but yes, I've seen it. 1101 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,958 Did you understand the ending? 1102 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,291 Of course. 1103 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:38,833 Did you? 1104 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:40,625 Let me guess, you're a hand grenade, 1105 00:58:40,666 --> 00:58:43,166 and I just pulled the pin. 1106 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:44,958 The riddle is nearly within his grasp, 1107 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,291 but he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith 1108 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:49,125 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 1109 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:52,166 So they send him back to the evolutionary cradle 1110 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:55,750 to start all over again. 1111 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:58,166 Kaboom. 1112 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:05,791 Well, I'm Herb Lightman, if you could call him. 1113 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,875 No worries. 1114 00:59:06,916 --> 00:59:08,208 Good. 1115 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,458 OK. I'll do that. 1116 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,125 Sure. 1117 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:14,500 Well, the good news is... 1118 00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:16,708 You can go in now. 1119 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,291 Thank you. 1120 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:19,625 What's the bad news? 1121 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:21,875 The bad news is that Douglas isn't here today. 1122 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:25,625 Did you tell them I was coming? 1123 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,791 I told him I was coming. 1124 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:32,958 Well, I mean, there's still probably a bunch of cool stuff 1125 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,666 to see, right? 1126 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:37,000 I could leave him a note. 1127 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:39,666 I have some pictures of my models. 1128 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:42,458 I could leave him my movie and my projector. 1129 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:45,791 I mean, it's worth a try, right? 1130 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,750 You're asking the wrong guy. 1131 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,666 It's worth a try. 1132 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,541 OK, we have cumulocity. 1133 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:58,958 Roll camera. 1134 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,416 Give us a little more speed on the color changes. 1135 01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,708 Yeah, that's it, that's it. 1136 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:35,041 Just... OK, just pull back slowly. 1137 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:37,833 Starting further back and push through the cloud. 1138 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,041 So what is this movie called anyway? 1139 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,291 It's called "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." 1140 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,958 What does that mean? 1141 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,625 Contact. 1142 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:52,833 Close encounter of the first kind is a sighting. 1143 01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,875 Close encounter of the second kind 1144 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:57,791 is physical evidence of an encounter. 1145 01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:59,708 Close encounter of the third kind 1146 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,791 is actual contact with the aliens. 1147 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:06,375 It's "True UFO Stories Magazine," April 1974. 1148 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,458 Don't swing. 1149 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,625 You want a Pepsi? 1150 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,291 Sorry, wait, stop. 1151 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,291 Are you serious? 1152 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,500 Yeah, thank you. 1153 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,833 Oh, you messed up the cloud. 1154 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166 It messed up the cloud. 1155 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,041 Cut. 1156 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,958 How long to reset? 1157 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,500 25 minutes. 1158 01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:23,500 Are you the... 1159 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,291 I really think it's four hours. 1160 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,166 You're Steven Spielberg. 1161 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:28,625 Steven. 1162 01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:29,625 Hey, Herb. 1163 01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:30,791 Come on. 1164 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,958 Let me show you guys around. 1165 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,333 How old is he? 1166 01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:35,875 11. 1167 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:38,500 OK, let's recycle the tank and order some dinner. 1168 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,517 When I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 1169 01:01:42,541 --> 01:01:43,625 from the local airport. 1170 01:01:43,666 --> 01:01:44,809 To me, they weren't airplanes, 1171 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:45,708 they were spaceships... 1172 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,833 Doug. 1173 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,226 Growing up on all those '50s films 1174 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,392 with flying saucers and aliens coming 1175 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,291 to Earth to destroy mankind. 1176 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,375 Where is Doug? 1177 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,875 Did you tell him I was coming? 1178 01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,684 Which explains why my first film was a little epic 1179 01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:55,625 called "Firelight... " 1180 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:56,791 Doug. 1181 01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:58,142 Which was essentially about aliens 1182 01:01:58,166 --> 01:01:59,809 coming to my backyard and destroying my sisters. 1183 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,166 Where's Doug? 1184 01:02:01,208 --> 01:02:02,958 So obviously, you've come a long way 1185 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,958 from making little Super 8 movies in the backyard. 1186 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,875 Yeah, now I make big Super 8 movies in the back lot. 1187 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:13,291 Still, knowing what you know now about how difficult it 1188 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:17,333 is to really do this, I wonder what 1189 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:20,833 you would say to the 17-year-old kid in the backyard who thinks 1190 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:25,625 he's got it all figured out. 1191 01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:27,625 I say, if you're so smart, what are you 1192 01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:29,791 still doing in your backyard? 1193 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,958 But if the kid were to get up the courage 1194 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,291 to leave the backyard and show up on your doorstep 1195 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,416 looking for help? 1196 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,125 I'd say, get your own Douglas Trumbull, 1197 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,458 if you could find him. 1198 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,625 Speaking of which, could we talk for just a bit 1199 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,291 about exactly what Douglas and his team 1200 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,625 are doing for you here? 1201 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:45,666 I knew I wanted to show flying saucers in a way 1202 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,958 that they'd never been shown before, and I had to go... 1203 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,017 Well, "Close Encounters" is a very effects heavy film. 1204 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,041 A real alien. 1205 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,625 His name is Douglas Trumbull. 1206 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,809 He worked on a little film called "2001: A Space Odyssey." 1207 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:56,809 Rejecting the sketches, we created force perspective 1208 01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,642 planning so much Greg, Gene, and his model crew 1209 01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,392 made miniature landscapes with an amazing sense 1210 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,791 of distance and very little space. 1211 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,684 Before it was paintings based on sketches, and then 1212 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,309 Doug, Vilmos and I work out the color scheme. 1213 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,333 Who is Vilmos? 1214 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,958 The DP. 1215 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:15,291 The director of photography. 1216 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,333 I know. 1217 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,458 OK. 1218 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,041 My worry was that the stars would 1219 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,791 become diffused blobs instead of crisp little points of light. 1220 01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:23,458 So Richard Yuricich came with the idea 1221 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,958 of burning the starfields directly 1222 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,166 in the interpositive, which meant doing a latent image 1223 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:28,791 pass through the optical printer, 1224 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:31,291 and bypacking the starfield element with the original... 1225 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,125 projection that will allow us to put these large format 1226 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:42,958 images on the Scotchlite screen, reflected back exactly on axis 1227 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,500 so that any foreground object will block its own shadow, 1228 01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:47,708 preventing a perfect comp with no need for blue screen 1229 01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:48,833 or motion control. 1230 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,000 What? 1231 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,125 Sorry, what's motion control? 1232 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,791 So I told the guys at the studio that I needed five airplanes, 1233 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,458 and they tried to give me three. 1234 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:08,166 I told them, you can't make a circle with three airplanes. 1235 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,791 You can make a triangle with three. 1236 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,333 You can make a square with four. 1237 01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,041 But if you're going to make a circle, 1238 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,958 you're going to need at least five airplanes. 1239 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,416 You're Greg Jein. 1240 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,875 You built the Dark Star, and the penis ship in "Flesh Gordon." 1241 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,375 "Star Log Magazine." 1242 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:11,666 Security. 1243 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,666 Relax. 1244 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:17,291 We don't really have security, obviously. 1245 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:20,875 That's... you got me. 1246 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:22,833 Looking for Doug? 1247 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,166 Yeah, how did you know? 1248 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:25,541 Everybody's looking for... 1249 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,833 Because you had an audience with Steven Spielberg, 1250 01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:29,500 and you ended up in his model shop. 1251 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,208 I got lost. 1252 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:37,958 I know you did. 1253 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,125 So here you are at the intersection 1254 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:44,208 of fantasy and reality, just as far from Douglas Trumbull 1255 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:50,541 as you were back in Wadsworth, Illinois, population 750. 1256 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:29,000 Hey, Doug! 1257 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:30,291 Doug! 1258 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,208 Hey, hey, hey, Doug. 1259 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,625 Hey, Herb. 1260 01:06:34,666 --> 01:06:36,500 Sorry, about 12 million things came up. 1261 01:06:36,541 --> 01:06:37,976 We can do the interview another time. 1262 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:38,958 It's not important. 1263 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,333 Anyway, I just want to tell you 1264 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,708 I brought somebody along today 1265 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:43,375 who has been anxious to meet you 1266 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,458 since he saw "2001" when he was eight years old. 1267 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,166 And he understood it, no less. 1268 01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:49,166 But anyway, he's a film director himself, 1269 01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:52,291 and that's because he was so turned on and so inspired 1270 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,958 by your first film. 1271 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,250 So if you could have half a second, just say hi. 1272 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,000 Hi. 1273 01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,500 Nice meeting you. 1274 01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:23,083 What... what, you, you had nothing to say? 1275 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,333 Well, that's so sweet. 1276 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,375 So... 1277 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,375 Stupid! 1278 01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:33,291 I can't believe you said that! 1279 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,333 Said what? 1280 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:35,625 Nothing! 1281 01:07:35,666 --> 01:07:37,791 It was a good start. 1282 01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:41,291 "Hi, my name is" might have been a good follow up. 1283 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,125 Oh, boy. 1284 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:46,041 Saying goodbye to Steven might have been a good idea too. 1285 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,958 And that's it? 1286 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,791 After all this crazy hoping, and trying, and dreaming? 1287 01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:01,291 You're nearly killing me making dumb movies in your backyard. 1288 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:06,541 That's all you got from your one chance at Hollywood? 1289 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:11,875 Well, there is one other little, little thing. 1290 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,500 Hi, guys, John Dagster. 1291 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,208 Welcome to Industrial Light and Magic. 1292 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,958 As you can see from the poster, we're 1293 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 a little behind schedule, which means we're all 1294 01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:25,458 a little over-caffeinated here. 1295 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,833 So please keep your hands and feet 1296 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:28,017 inside the ride at all times. 1297 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,125 No flash photography. 1298 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:30,958 Most importantly, remember to forget 1299 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,500 every single thing you see here, except for the cool stuff. 1300 01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,559 The surface of the Death Star, a small artificial moon 1301 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,223 that goes around blowing up other planets. 1302 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,625 So we had to make a lot of it. 1303 01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:40,546 So we made wood patterns and took molds off them 1304 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,625 with this Dow Corning Silastic liquid rubber, 1305 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,892 which is normally used to seal basements against flooding, 1306 01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,726 inject the molds with expandable urethane foam, 1307 01:08:46,750 --> 01:08:48,142 like the stuff they squirt in the walls 1308 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,041 for insulation. 1309 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,208 Wham-o. 1310 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,875 Repeatable lightweight modular sections. 1311 01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,958 They're really easy to throw around. 1312 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,791 Those are x-wings, part of a small fleet of battleships 1313 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,958 used by the Rebel Alliance to fight the Empire. 1314 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,291 There's the escape capsules, right over here. 1315 01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:06,208 And over here, we've got the... 1316 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,958 We've got the Millennium Falcon. 1317 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,958 It belongs to a space pirate named Han Solo 1318 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,958 and his Wookie, Chewbacca. 1319 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,166 That's the rebel blockade runner, right here. 1320 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,625 And where are we? 1321 01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,291 Over here, we've got the Star Destroyer. 1322 01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:24,500 And here is Luke's Land Speeder. 1323 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,125 Now, that's Luke, destroyed C-3PO, 1324 01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:28,541 and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1325 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,458 Wait, that's the Bionic Man action figure. 1326 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,875 Yeah, don't... Don't tell anybody. 1327 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,708 We're making this whole movie out of things 1328 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,500 you could find lying around your garage. 1329 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,666 That's so cool. 1330 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,500 Over here, we have our breakaway models. 1331 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,875 They're made from a brittle resin 1332 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:41,125 which explodes really nicely. 1333 01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,125 Go ahead, break it. 1334 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,125 No, no, no, no, no. 1335 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,333 Here, check it out. 1336 01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,291 No, no, no, no, what are you doing? 1337 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,958 Cool, huh? 1338 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,500 I can fix this. 1339 01:09:50,541 --> 01:09:53,458 Now, understand a lot of the blue screens 1340 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,791 still aren't composited. 1341 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,666 There's no music or sound effects yet. 1342 01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:59,500 It's still got a British from "World War II," and stuff 1343 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333 from "Dam Busters" and "633 Squadron" 1344 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:05,041 standing in for the dogfight scenes. 1345 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:09,041 And this is our screening room. 1346 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,291 Everyone's fixed up. 1347 01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:54,000 And then, and suddenly, they all turn around, 1348 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,958 and this huge crowd of hundreds of Rebel pilots 1349 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,458 give him a standing ovation. 1350 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,125 And that's it. 1351 01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:03,291 That's the end. 1352 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,875 OK. 1353 01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:08,333 So I just have one... One question for you. 1354 01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,666 Go ahead. 1355 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,125 What the hell were those hundreds 1356 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,291 of other Rebel pilots doing while their pals were 1357 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,458 getting their asses kicked attacking the Death Star? 1358 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,458 I don't know. 1359 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,708 Who cares? 1360 01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,708 I'm telling you, when this movie comes out, 1361 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,833 it's going to be like Woodstock. 1362 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,000 I'm thinking Nerdstock. 1363 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:30,541 When and where does this thing come out? 1364 01:11:30,583 --> 01:11:35,666 May 25th at theaters everywhere! 1365 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:38,125 You really met Steven Spielberg? 1366 01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,291 Yeah, I really did. 1367 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:42,458 Did you show him your "Planet of the Apes" movie? 1368 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:43,625 No. 1369 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,833 Good. 1370 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,458 Oh, man we have to go opening night. 1371 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,375 We have to. 1372 01:11:47,416 --> 01:11:48,416 Why? 1373 01:11:51,208 --> 01:11:54,541 Go see this movie again when it comes out. 1374 01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,458 See it opening day, first show. 1375 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,541 If it doesn't make you jump in your car 1376 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,000 and drive like hell to get back out here, then maybe 1377 01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:03,500 I'm wrong about you. 1378 01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,041 But I don't think I am. 1379 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,625 Um, hi. 1380 01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,250 Pat Johnson says your center speaker's distorting again. 1381 01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:16,166 OK, bye. 1382 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,666 Come on, do it. 1383 01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:20,708 No, I'm eating popcorn. 1384 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,333 The butter ought to make it easier. 1385 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:23,833 What are you guys talking about? 1386 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:25,875 Robin can stick her entire fist in her mouth. 1387 01:12:25,916 --> 01:12:27,291 Don't ask her to prove it, though, 1388 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,625 even with something smaller. 1389 01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:30,291 I could put my entire fist in your mouth. 1390 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,708 Well, now we're starting something. 1391 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:32,791 OK, OK. Shh. 1392 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,125 Please refrain from talking... 1393 01:12:34,166 --> 01:12:35,791 Pat, there's no one else in the theater. 1394 01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:36,666 This might be it, Bill. 1395 01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,791 What? 1396 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:39,208 You say that every time. 1397 01:12:39,250 --> 01:12:42,000 And every time, we end up staring in awe struck wonder 1398 01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208 at the coming attractions to "Logan's Run," or "Breaker 1399 01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:47,458 Breaker" starring Chuck Norris. 1400 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,625 I like Chuck Norris. 1401 01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:53,708 And really, Pat, if this "Space Wars" thing is so great, then 1402 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:57,041 why hasn't there been any hoopla about it? 1403 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,625 - It's "Star Wars." - Hoopla? 1404 01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,791 Know what I think? 1405 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,184 You're making this "Space Wars" thing up. 1406 01:13:01,208 --> 01:13:02,625 It's "Star Wars," and why would I? 1407 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,517 So you had something to tell people about your trip 1408 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:05,851 to Hollywood other than, I blew it. 1409 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,083 I didn't blow it, Bill. 1410 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,684 You met Steven Spielberg and Douglas Trumbull, 1411 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:09,791 and you came back. 1412 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,291 Why come back if you didn't blow it? 1413 01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:12,500 Are you serious? 1414 01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:13,809 You're having one of your fake fights. 1415 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:14,958 You're wasting your time. 1416 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000 Why did I come back? 1417 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:17,184 I came back to finish high school. 1418 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,226 The guy who directed "Jaws." 1419 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:19,309 You're acting like you knew that? 1420 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,625 I told you that. 1421 01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:21,976 I'm too busy watching the coming attractions 1422 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,291 to "Space Wars." 1423 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,458 It's "Star... " what? 1424 01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:31,666 He's moving too fast! 1425 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,958 It's an epic of heroes... 1426 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:41,791 villains, aliens from 1,000 worlds. 1427 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,208 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1428 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,958 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1429 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,375 Oh, my god. 1430 01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:01,958 What do you mean, "Oh, my god?" 1431 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,791 That was the goofiest thing I've ever seen. 1432 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,125 May 25th? 1433 01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,125 That's like a month from now. 1434 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:08,458 I know. 1435 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,666 No, Pat, you don't. 1436 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,958 I have you now. 1437 01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:30,291 Oh, right, like I'd waste my time on 1438 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,458 some dorky sci-fi movie. 1439 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,583 Oh, so you don't have 1440 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,291 your little "Star Trek" parties anymore? 1441 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,625 Shut up. 1442 01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:37,625 You probably shouldn't see "Star Wars" anyway. 1443 01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:38,791 Oh, why is that? 1444 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,458 Well, there's this thing in it called 1445 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,041 the Death Star, which could take out 1446 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,541 the Enterprise with one shot. 1447 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,625 The Enterprise has deflector shields. 1448 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,458 Bud's Garage. 1449 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,625 Again? 1450 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:10,541 Bill, I'll find a way to pay for it. 1451 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:11,666 What? 1452 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,291 No, no I don't get paid by the pile. 1453 01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,333 Patrick! 1454 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:15,500 I'll call you back. 1455 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,625 What? 1456 01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,166 Your friends are here. 1457 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,000 Hey. 1458 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,458 Hey. 1459 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:30,791 I heard about your car. 1460 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:32,375 Yeah. 1461 01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:35,375 Look, we got off to a bad start, and I 1462 01:15:35,416 --> 01:15:38,625 was thinking, if you and Linda are 1463 01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:42,500 going to be getting married, or whatever, 1464 01:15:42,541 --> 01:15:44,125 you're going to need money. 1465 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,125 OK. 1466 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,541 So? 1467 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:49,041 So Tony thinks his dad would be willing to fix 1468 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,625 your car for free. 1469 01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:53,333 Linda, being family and all. 1470 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:04,541 Cut. 1471 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,625 Ah. 1472 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:06,833 Do you mind? 1473 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,958 No, I don't mind bringing in the groceries 1474 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,291 even though it's your turn. 1475 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,166 Bill, you don't need to check the mirror 1476 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,166 with your whole head. 1477 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,375 Just glance with your eyes. 1478 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:17,458 I was trying to show concern. 1479 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,041 Hey, you should be concerned. 1480 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:21,125 The corn's moving about 3,000 miles an hour. 1481 01:16:21,166 --> 01:16:22,166 Excuse me? 1482 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,041 Corn's going by too fast. 1483 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,458 The corn can never go by too fast. 1484 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,458 You know what? This is stupid. 1485 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,500 What's stupid? 1486 01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:31,666 This whole movie thing. 1487 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:33,017 What do you think, one of these movies 1488 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,142 is going to be seen by anyone 1489 01:16:34,166 --> 01:16:35,226 other than you, me, and your mom? 1490 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:36,625 Bill. 1491 01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,476 You think having a premiere at the Public Library 1492 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,059 is going to get you noticed in Hollywood? 1493 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,309 OK, Bill, I'm sorry I said you're corny. 1494 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,291 You're a good actor. 1495 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,291 No, I'm not. I'm terrible. 1496 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,666 But at least I know it. 1497 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,500 Well, if you know you're so terrible, 1498 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:48,791 why do you keep doing it? 1499 01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:50,166 Because it used to be fun. 1500 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:51,541 Why do you keep doing it? 1501 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,625 Because you certainly aren't having any fun. 1502 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:57,916 And when you're not having fun, you are definitely not fun. 1503 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,208 I do it because I'm not terrible. 1504 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,458 I'm just here. 1505 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,375 Oh, so it's here that's the problem? 1506 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:09,625 Here meaning all your well-meaning but talentless 1507 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,291 friends holding you back, right? 1508 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:12,833 No. 1509 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:16,125 Fine, go to Hollywood so you can be not terrible there. 1510 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:17,750 See how far that gets you. 1511 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:33,458 Music radio WLS Chicago. 1512 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,833 Don't be alarmed. 1513 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:37,375 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1514 01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,958 "Star War" starts today at select theaters. 1515 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,125 Rated PG. 1516 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,708 Parental guidance suggested. 1517 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:53,000 Good morning Mr. And Miss Warren High School. 1518 01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,125 And all geeks sitting on top of the buses, 1519 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:58,958 looking into the girls' locker rooms. 1520 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,125 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes. 1521 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,291 And these are your morning announcements for... 1522 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:05,958 May 25, 1977. 1523 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,041 The menu today... 1524 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,458 A day that will live in infamy. 1525 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,833 All right, kids. 1526 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:17,208 I'd like to send a special message to the entire Warren 1527 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:18,791 family. 1528 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:22,458 Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks, cheerleaders, Devilettes, 1529 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,458 chess club members, valedictorians, thespians, 1530 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,666 lesbians. 1531 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,958 Can he say lesbians on the morning announcements? 1532 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,625 No, he cannot. 1533 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:36,291 Today is the last day of life as we know it on this planet. 1534 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:39,833 Today, a new and golden age lies upon us. 1535 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:42,500 Today is the day that every last character name, scene 1536 01:18:42,541 --> 01:18:44,708 description, and vocal sound effect 1537 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,291 you've heard from these past few months 1538 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,458 will entirely make sense. 1539 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,500 Open the door, Holmes. 1540 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,375 Don't be alarmed. 1541 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,000 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1542 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:57,958 Very bad, very bad. 1543 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,625 Don't be scared. 1544 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:02,291 It's only an Imperial Cruiser making the jump to lightspeed. 1545 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,791 Relax. 1546 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,125 It's only a movie, and it's all for fun. 1547 01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:09,791 Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present... 1548 01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,875 When I find it, and I will... 1549 01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,125 "Star Wars." 1550 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,958 Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys. 1551 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,125 Parental guidance suggested. 1552 01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:23,500 It starts today at theaters everywhere. 1553 01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,625 Everyone meet at the Genesee at 3:00 PM. 1554 01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:28,875 The first 40 people to show up get in free! 1555 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:46,458 Ah. 1556 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,625 Ah. 1557 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,083 What are you doing here? 1558 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,291 Linda had a conniption fit because she had work for me 1559 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,375 today. 1560 01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:54,166 So Dr. Kallen let her off the hook, 1561 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,875 even though I called in sick. 1562 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,500 So where's Linda? 1563 01:19:57,541 --> 01:19:58,791 She went to the mall. 1564 01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,333 She said she had to buy something 1565 01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,000 nice to wear for big event. 1566 01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:08,166 Is that your brother? 1567 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,458 Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM. 1568 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,458 - Come on. - No. 1569 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,125 We've got to go, guys. 1570 01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,291 "Star Wars." 1571 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,625 Never mind. 1572 01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:16,875 Ah, hey. 1573 01:20:16,916 --> 01:20:17,875 Come on, guys. 1574 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:18,958 We got to go. 1575 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,208 "Star Wars," 3:00 PM. 1576 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:23,333 Where's Bill? 1577 01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:26,000 He's hiding in his car. 1578 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,208 Hey, guys, don't forget there's a party at my house 1579 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:29,791 tonight, 6:00. 1580 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,791 Thanks, Ann. 1581 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:31,833 That's great. 1582 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,208 Drive, Bill. 1583 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,291 Just drive. 1584 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:42,500 I'll need your park ID. 1585 01:20:42,541 --> 01:20:43,666 Can he do that? 1586 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:44,958 Uh huh. 1587 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,833 Do you realize what you just did? 1588 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,666 Yeah, I got my severance pay, which is more 1589 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,125 than I would have gotten if I I'd 1590 01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:51,791 worked for another month, which means 1591 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:53,753 I can now pay for the first 40 people to show up. 1592 01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:57,291 Oh, shit. 1593 01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:58,809 Oh, now you realize what you just did. 1594 01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,125 No, it's 2:14. 1595 01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:02,375 Time flies when you're throwing your life away. 1596 01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:03,791 No, I mean I got to cash this. 1597 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:04,875 So we'll cash it. 1598 01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:06,333 The theater's 15 minutes that way. 1599 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,125 My bank is 15 minutes the other way. 1600 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,375 Pat, relax. 1601 01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:11,166 My dad will cash your check at the station. 1602 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:12,291 It's five minutes away. 1603 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,791 Sign it over to him. 1604 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,208 I'll go get the cash and meet you at the mall at 2:45. 1605 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:18,666 But, no, it takes 15 minutes to get to the theater. 1606 01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,458 We can get there in 10. 1607 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,166 That gives 5 to buy your popcorn, 1608 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:25,000 talk to manager into selling you the poster with all the money 1609 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:27,458 you won't have, and still find the exact acoustical center 1610 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,458 of the theater, OK? 1611 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,500 OK. 1612 01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:34,791 Slow down, you're going to get all sweaty. 1613 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:36,625 Girls hate that. 1614 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,041 It's not like there's going to be a line around the block 1615 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,000 to get in. 1616 01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,000 Hey. 1617 01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:42,791 Oh, hey. 1618 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:44,333 Hey. 1619 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:45,625 What are you doing here? 1620 01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:47,166 Picking you up. 1621 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,791 Bill's meeting us at 2:45. 1622 01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:50,791 What? 1623 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:51,875 I can't go. 1624 01:21:51,916 --> 01:21:53,166 Why not? 1625 01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:55,041 Mom needs me to take Misty to the vet. 1626 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:57,958 Oh, we'll take her afterwards. 1627 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,291 Tony is giving me a ride. 1628 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,625 Why? 1629 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:03,125 My car's in the shop. 1630 01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:04,208 Again? 1631 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,375 Yeah, again. 1632 01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:09,458 Wow, that's... that's convenient. 1633 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,208 What's that supposed to mean? 1634 01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:12,625 Well, let's see. 1635 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,041 First, Tony's dad can't seem to find the left front 1636 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:16,958 Fender for a Ford Pinto for over a month. 1637 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,333 And then after managing to finally scrape together 1638 01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,625 enough money to pay him. 1639 01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,625 He tells me he's been charging me a storage fee 1640 01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,333 on top of the original amount. 1641 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,666 And now your car's back in the shop, 1642 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:29,458 and suddenly Tony is the only one left with a car that works, 1643 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,180 which you have to go back to your house in, 1644 01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:32,458 with your new underwear. 1645 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,041 And no, can you tell me what's wrong? 1646 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,333 Yeah, I can. 1647 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:37,500 You don't know when to stop thinking. 1648 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:41,875 What? 1649 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:42,958 Wait. 1650 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,458 Wait, what? 1651 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,791 I'm the proud owner of a brain refined by 6 million years 1652 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:48,125 of evolution. 1653 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:49,791 How am I supposed to stop thinking? 1654 01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,041 Try feeling. 1655 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:52,291 Oh, come on. 1656 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:53,625 Wait, wait, wait. 1657 01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,041 Don't touch me. 1658 01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:56,791 I'm sorry. 1659 01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:01,458 Don't even talk to me, and don't call me either. 1660 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,958 Wait, don't leave. 1661 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,125 Don't leave. 1662 01:23:04,166 --> 01:23:05,458 Come on. 1663 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,500 Don't leave. 1664 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:21,666 Gaze at the sky and picture 1665 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:26,958 a memory of days in your life you 1666 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:35,000 knew what it meant to be happy and free with time 1667 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:37,333 on your side. 1668 01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,958 Remember your daddy when no one was wiser. 1669 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:55,541 Your ma used to say that you would go farther than he ever 1670 01:23:55,583 --> 01:24:01,125 could with time on your side. 1671 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,958 Think of a boy with the stars in his eyes. 1672 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,333 I said I'd meet you here. 1673 01:24:11,375 --> 01:24:13,333 I didn't say I'd go to bed with you. 1674 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:15,666 Why would you agree to meet me in a hotel room room 1675 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:17,541 if you weren't going to go to bed with me? 1676 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,500 I can't believe you're being such a bitch. 1677 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,791 Hey, open this door. 1678 01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:25,625 Sadly you'd say someday, someday. 1679 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:28,041 What the hell do you want? 1680 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,916 I want you to leave my sister alone, you punk. 1681 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,625 OK. 1682 01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:34,666 But... 1683 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,166 day after day, the show must go on. 1684 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:41,625 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1685 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:45,791 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1686 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:53,125 Any castles in Spain. 1687 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:56,041 The chance had gone by. 1688 01:25:00,041 --> 01:25:02,041 Hey! 1689 01:25:02,083 --> 01:25:03,166 She's ready to go! 1690 01:25:03,208 --> 01:25:04,833 With nothing to say... 1691 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,458 When you got the dough. 1692 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:09,458 And no one to say it to. 1693 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:12,000 Nothing has changed. 1694 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:16,500 You still got it all to do. 1695 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:23,708 Surely, you know the chance has gone by. 1696 01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,333 So did you see it? 1697 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,625 No. 1698 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,458 I thought you were going to be first in line. 1699 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,125 Things got messed up. 1700 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,500 What happened? 1701 01:25:38,541 --> 01:25:41,833 Dodgeball accident, then I missed the bus. 1702 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,625 And next thing I know, it starts raining, 1703 01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,375 and Jody saw me walking home. 1704 01:25:46,416 --> 01:25:48,833 You should have run him over. 1705 01:25:48,875 --> 01:25:50,958 What's wrong with her? 1706 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,958 She's 16. 1707 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,458 She's a girl. 1708 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,791 Plus, she hates me. 1709 01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:57,125 She doesn't hate you. 1710 01:25:57,166 --> 01:25:59,291 I do so. 1711 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,125 If she hated you, why would she drive you home? 1712 01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:07,000 So she could enjoy not driving me to the theater. 1713 01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,458 Can I borrow the van? 1714 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,458 Eric took it down to O'Hare. 1715 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,875 What for? 1716 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:14,291 To ship a dog I sold some people in Atlanta. 1717 01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:16,375 They wired the money, thank God. 1718 01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:18,833 Great. 1719 01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:21,125 Could I borrow $200? 1720 01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:22,291 I don't know. 1721 01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,875 When you walked by the runs did you 1722 01:26:23,916 --> 01:26:25,333 notice 2 million piles of poop? 1723 01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:27,125 What the heck do you need $200 for? 1724 01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:30,791 To pay for 40 of my friends to get in to see "Star Wars." 1725 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,541 You know, they say if you have three good friends 1726 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,458 in your entire life you're a very lucky... 1727 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,958 Mom, this is really serious. 1728 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,000 I need to get as many people as I can to the Genesee 1729 01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:44,291 Theater, especially me. 1730 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,958 Well, it stopped raining. 1731 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,958 Why don't you ride your bike down to the theater? 1732 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000 No, I sold my bike to buy film for "Requiem 1733 01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:53,125 for the Planet of the Apes," remember? 1734 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,291 What about Eric's bike? 1735 01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:56,625 Reshoots. 1736 01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:58,708 OK, what about Jody's bike? 1737 01:26:58,750 --> 01:26:59,791 It's pink. 1738 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,791 It's here. 1739 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:01,791 It's got tassels. 1740 01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:03,458 It's got wheels. 1741 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:06,125 It's got a lock. 1742 01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,666 You can use my bike. 1743 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,833 Hey, can you hold on to this for a sec? 1744 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:32,000 Hey. 1745 01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,125 Hey, Pat. 1746 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,351 I was just heading out to find you. 1747 01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,291 Where the hell have you been? 1748 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,291 Jeez, will you relax? 1749 01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:37,791 Relax? 1750 01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:40,059 I missed the 3:00 PM showing of Star Wars because of you, 1751 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:41,333 and the 5:15, and the 7:30. 1752 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,666 And the 9:45 starts at 25 minutes, 1753 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,684 and it takes 20 minutes to get to the Genesee Theater. 1754 01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:46,666 Will you calm down? 1755 01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:47,791 It's the damn movie. 1756 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,125 No, it's not just a damn movie. 1757 01:27:49,166 --> 01:27:50,886 I've waited my whole life to see this movie. 1758 01:27:50,916 --> 01:27:53,041 You've been waiting your whole life to get laid too, 1759 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,958 but I don't see a yelling at Linda Altastiniac. 1760 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,041 OK, you know what? 1761 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:57,375 Forget it. 1762 01:27:57,416 --> 01:27:58,458 I'll go by myself. 1763 01:27:58,500 --> 01:27:59,458 Just give me my check, OK? 1764 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:00,833 It's in my glove compartment. 1765 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,208 I parked like a mile away. 1766 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:04,333 Besides, what good is it going to do 1767 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,642 without a place to cash it, and without me to take you there? 1768 01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,166 Why didn't you cash it before? 1769 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,583 Why didn't you come back? 1770 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:16,208 Remember that night last fall, when Robin gave you a ride home? 1771 01:28:18,916 --> 01:28:20,291 Yeah. 1772 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:21,625 She came over later. 1773 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,708 She was really drunk. 1774 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:28,166 She told me, if I didn't want to marry her, 1775 01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:31,625 there was a guy she knew that would. 1776 01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:33,458 Bill. 1777 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:36,666 I didn't come back because I found out who that guy is. 1778 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,791 Look, just hang here for a little while. 1779 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,125 Let me try to figure this out with Robin, 1780 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,000 and I'll take you to the midnight show. 1781 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,333 Hey, Pat. 1782 01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:10,458 Hey, Donny. 1783 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,875 How was "Star Wars?" 1784 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,958 It was great. 1785 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:20,166 Yeah, it was great, in fact, that I went 1786 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:22,791 to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show. 1787 01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:24,833 I mean, later I'm going to the 9:45. 1788 01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:27,916 Hey, what is this movie about? 1789 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:38,041 What's with Johnson? 1790 01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,791 And R2-D2's bouncing around going.. 1791 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,458 A smudge mark on her boob is gone, 1792 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,833 and her hair's all different, and she hands Luke and Han 1793 01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:46,125 medals. 1794 01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:48,000 And everybody turns around, and literally 1795 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,708 this crowd, hundreds of rebel soldiers, 1796 01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:51,291 all give him a standing ovation. 1797 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,333 And that's the end. 1798 01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:56,291 All right. 1799 01:29:56,333 --> 01:29:58,291 So I just have one question. 1800 01:29:58,333 --> 01:29:59,458 What? 1801 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,375 What the hell are you on? 1802 01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:08,166 Fine, fine, laugh it up, laugh it up. 1803 01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:10,500 But in a few days, you'll all be going up 1804 01:30:10,541 --> 01:30:14,000 to the door of the art, and just pounding on it and screaming, 1805 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:16,041 "let me in, let me in!" 1806 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:31,125 How many miles will it take to see the sun? 1807 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:37,500 And how many years till it's done? 1808 01:30:37,541 --> 01:30:42,875 Kiss my confusion away in the night. 1809 01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:45,041 Lay by my side till the morning comes. 1810 01:30:45,083 --> 01:30:47,041 Hey. 1811 01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,666 What the hell was that look for? 1812 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,458 What the hell were you doing making out with Doreen Blandis? 1813 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,791 I thought you said you were going 1814 01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:54,291 to work things out with Robin. 1815 01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:56,184 Yeah, well I also said I'd get you to your movie, 1816 01:30:56,208 --> 01:30:57,458 and I'm going to get you there. 1817 01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,666 So come on. Let's go. 1818 01:31:00,750 --> 01:31:02,791 Strangers in a strange land. 1819 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:08,000 Hey, Moon Watcher, you can't get there from here, 1820 01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:09,791 this ain't Cape Kennedy. 1821 01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:11,791 And it sure as hell ain't Hollywood. 1822 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:14,333 It's just Gurney. 1823 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:15,958 I'm not even from Gurney. 1824 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,458 I'm from Wadsworth, population 750, the edge 1825 01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,166 of the edge of nowhere. 1826 01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:23,125 Hey, a lot of famous people came from the edge 1827 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,125 of the edge of nowhere. 1828 01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:28,375 Ray Bradberry grew up in Waukegan, and Jack Benny. 1829 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:30,291 And Marlon Brando went to high school 1830 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,125 right over in Libertyville. 1831 01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:33,458 Yeah, and where are they now? 1832 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,500 Ray Bradbury, California. 1833 01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:36,958 Jack Benny, California. 1834 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,375 Marlon Brando. 1835 01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,375 Tahiti! 1836 01:31:39,416 --> 01:31:40,375 Woo-hoo! 1837 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,458 Woo-hoo! 1838 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:42,500 Yeah! 1839 01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:44,541 What? 1840 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,041 Is this how you want to live? 1841 01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:48,333 What, in a big house with a bunch of people having fun? 1842 01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:49,458 Sure. 1843 01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,125 Yeah, but what are you going to do? 1844 01:31:51,166 --> 01:31:52,666 What are you going to be? 1845 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,166 What do you want from the one shot that you get at living? 1846 01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:57,666 I don't know, money, a big house, a wife and 2.3 kids. 1847 01:31:57,708 --> 01:31:59,000 I have no fucking idea. 1848 01:31:59,041 --> 01:32:00,375 Bullshit. 1849 01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:02,125 You want to make people laugh. 1850 01:32:02,166 --> 01:32:03,125 That's what you want. 1851 01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,208 That's who you are. 1852 01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,333 OK, Pat. 1853 01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:10,125 Let's do our fight thing. 1854 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,291 Ready, ready? 1855 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,291 No. 1856 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,458 Now. 1857 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,958 You want to be an actor or comedian. 1858 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,125 No, I don't. 1859 01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:17,833 That's what you want me to be so you 1860 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:20,125 can feel like you're not the only one chasing 1861 01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:21,791 after an impossible dream. 1862 01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,791 React. 1863 01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:23,791 Oh. 1864 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,833 But you're lying. 1865 01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,958 That's all you've ever wanted. 1866 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,291 And yet... but you're too afraid of failing to try. 1867 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:30,625 Oh. 1868 01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:32,291 You hit me in the forehead, man. 1869 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:33,625 I didn't hit you. 1870 01:32:33,666 --> 01:32:34,625 Yeah, you did. 1871 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:35,875 No, I didn't. 1872 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,375 Oh, so you... you act like you don't care. 1873 01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:39,958 Shut up and fight. 1874 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,833 Come on. 1875 01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:47,291 You go along with the rest of the herd that 1876 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:50,208 needs to believe that being intelligent and having hopes 1877 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:52,625 and dreams is for nerds, or geeks, or dorks. 1878 01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,541 But inside, you know it isn't. 1879 01:32:55,583 --> 01:32:56,791 Come on. 1880 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:57,875 Cut it out, man. 1881 01:32:57,916 --> 01:33:00,291 What do you care what I do, huh? 1882 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,541 What are you still hanging around for? 1883 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:03,541 Just go. 1884 01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:04,791 They do this all the time. 1885 01:33:04,833 --> 01:33:06,125 What are you waiting for? 1886 01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:07,458 I'm waiting for you. 1887 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:09,666 Why? 1888 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:12,125 You don't need me to drive you to California. 1889 01:33:12,166 --> 01:33:14,791 You don't even need me to drive you to the Genesee Theater. 1890 01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:17,125 Shit, Pat, you could have walked there and back five times 1891 01:33:17,166 --> 01:33:18,375 today. 1892 01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:19,726 I'm not the one who's afraid here. 1893 01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,333 It's you, man. 1894 01:33:21,375 --> 01:33:23,958 You're afraid you're going to go see this movie and everything 1895 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,375 will be the same. 1896 01:33:25,416 --> 01:33:27,625 You'll still be Pat Johnson making his little movies 1897 01:33:27,666 --> 01:33:28,625 in his backyard. 1898 01:33:28,666 --> 01:33:29,625 They're not little. 1899 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,166 Oh. 1900 01:33:35,041 --> 01:33:36,541 We've just got a big backyard. 1901 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,875 Pretty good right hook too. 1902 01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:43,166 Orson Welles. 1903 01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:44,625 What? 1904 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:46,875 Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha. 1905 01:33:46,916 --> 01:33:50,041 That's like 10 miles from here. 1906 01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:52,500 Oh, it doesn't matter where he grew up. 1907 01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:53,833 OK? 1908 01:33:53,875 --> 01:33:56,041 What matters is that he's not sitting around 1909 01:33:56,083 --> 01:33:58,625 some house full of people who don't care about anything 1910 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:01,000 but getting stoned so they can forget about the fact 1911 01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:03,333 that they're going to spend the rest of their lives 1912 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:05,791 wondering why the hell they're still here. 1913 01:34:05,833 --> 01:34:08,625 I mean, really, somebody, anybody, do something new, 1914 01:34:08,666 --> 01:34:10,458 do something interesting. 1915 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,791 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE 1916 01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:14,000 [YOU"] 1917 01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:15,791 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1918 01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:16,791 Whoa, I don't care... 1919 01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:18,166 OK. 1920 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,333 What you do. 1921 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:23,000 I wouldn't want to... 1922 01:34:23,041 --> 01:34:25,083 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1923 01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:32,166 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1924 01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:33,166 Oh. 1925 01:34:33,208 --> 01:34:35,166 Oh, man. 1926 01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,875 Marry me. 1927 01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,583 Did you just get engaged? 1928 01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,333 What time is it? 1929 01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:07,833 9:55. 1930 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:16,791 Why do you want everyone to see this movie so bad? 1931 01:35:16,833 --> 01:35:17,833 I don't know. 1932 01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:19,041 I guess it's just... 1933 01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:21,833 If everyone sees it, and everyone likes it, 1934 01:35:21,875 --> 01:35:25,958 then I won't be the only sci-fi movie geek in town anymore. 1935 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,791 Pat, if every person in town loved this movie, 1936 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:31,166 you would still be alone because to everybody else, 1937 01:35:31,208 --> 01:35:33,958 movies are something to do when you're tired of real life. 1938 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,958 To you, real life is something to do when you're 1939 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,625 tired of watching movies. 1940 01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,291 But I'm never tired of watching movies. 1941 01:35:39,333 --> 01:35:40,791 My point exactly. 1942 01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:43,666 Some people live to work, other people work to live. 1943 01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:46,625 Yeah, well I'm going to do both because, unlike everybody 1944 01:35:46,666 --> 01:35:49,791 else around here, I'm going to love what I do for a living. 1945 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:51,125 How do you know? 1946 01:35:51,166 --> 01:35:52,875 Well, because I've always known. 1947 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,458 I started making movies when I was nine years old. 1948 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,125 Why? 1949 01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:58,625 Why what? 1950 01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,226 Why did you start making them when you were nine? 1951 01:36:00,250 --> 01:36:01,666 Why that age in particular? 1952 01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,958 Because... I don't know. 1953 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,958 What the hell kind of question is that? 1954 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:09,125 You started making movies to keep your family together. 1955 01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:10,791 What? 1956 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,017 Like it or not, that's the truth. 1957 01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,625 You are so full of shit. 1958 01:36:13,666 --> 01:36:14,892 Where do you come up with that crap? 1959 01:36:14,916 --> 01:36:16,125 Advanced placement psychology. 1960 01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:17,291 You were my term paper. 1961 01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,791 Come on, Pat. 1962 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,142 Your parents start talking divorce, 1963 01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:21,041 you start making movies. 1964 01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,125 Why? 1965 01:36:22,166 --> 01:36:23,208 Because I like to. 1966 01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:24,875 You did it to get their attention. 1967 01:36:24,916 --> 01:36:26,642 So they'd have something else to think about, 1968 01:36:26,666 --> 01:36:28,976 like you had something other than them that made you happy. 1969 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,800 You figured, if they saw they were losing you, 1970 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:32,125 maybe they'd stop fighting. 1971 01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:34,458 Sorry, Sigmund, but you're wrong on this one, OK? 1972 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:35,500 So what happens? 1973 01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:36,958 Your mom fawns over every frame, 1974 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,333 thinks every shot is wonderful. 1975 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,541 And you know it's not true. 1976 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:40,791 So you start to distrust her. 1977 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:42,041 She's not leveling with you. 1978 01:36:42,083 --> 01:36:43,803 She's just treating you like her little baby 1979 01:36:43,833 --> 01:36:44,958 that needs protecting. 1980 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,476 And your dad, who's drunk half the time, 1981 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,958 can only see you as his younger self 1982 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,125 who wanted to be an artist 1983 01:36:49,166 --> 01:36:50,351 till his dad threatened to disown him 1984 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:51,726 if he didn't go to med school, right? 1985 01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:53,476 So here you come with your first little Super 1986 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,392 8 "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what does he do? 1987 01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:56,458 OK, Donny. 1988 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:57,666 He shits all over it. 1989 01:36:57,708 --> 01:36:59,291 OK, Donny, enough. 1990 01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:01,133 It looks like a model. You ever hear of focus? 1991 01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:03,166 And they invented tripods for a reason, you know? 1992 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:06,125 And how about this little gem, is that like a Charlton Heston? 1993 01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:08,708 It looked like a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 1994 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:10,875 You were a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 1995 01:37:10,916 --> 01:37:12,375 Donnie, shut up, OK? Just shut up. 1996 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625 Fine, as soon as you admit 1997 01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:15,291 the real reason you want to make movies. 1998 01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:17,642 Because it cuts through all the stupid high school social caste 1999 01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:18,625 system bullshit, OK? 2000 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,291 OK. 2001 01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:22,476 It gets past all those stupid goddamn armor everyone wears. 2002 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:23,625 Go on. 2003 01:37:23,666 --> 01:37:25,166 When you're watching a movie, you're 2004 01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,309 sitting with 500 people who wouldn't even sit next to you 2005 01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:28,458 in lunch. 2006 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,333 And you're laughing at the same jokes, 2007 01:37:30,375 --> 01:37:32,375 and crying at the same painful moments, 2008 01:37:32,416 --> 01:37:34,125 and you're jumping at the same scares. 2009 01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:36,458 There aren't any cliques in the movie theater. 2010 01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,666 There aren't any jocks, or geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK? 2011 01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:41,291 And as long as it's dark, and there's 2012 01:37:41,333 --> 01:37:43,184 something you've never seen before on the screen, 2013 01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:46,500 it's like you're family, where nobody 2014 01:37:46,541 --> 01:37:49,666 yells or fights or leaves. 2015 01:37:53,916 --> 01:37:55,166 Oh, shit. 2016 01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:59,333 You know, years from now, are you 2017 01:37:59,375 --> 01:38:01,333 going to pay someone hundreds of dollars 2018 01:38:01,375 --> 01:38:03,625 to do what I just did for free? 2019 01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:10,791 Congratulations. It's a fist. 2020 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:13,291 You've got her hand out? 2021 01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,958 Oh, no problem with that. 2022 01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,833 Doctor gave her a little muscle relaxant. 2023 01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:26,375 Here. 2024 01:38:26,416 --> 01:38:28,125 You may need just for the drool. 2025 01:38:32,708 --> 01:38:35,041 What? 2026 01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:36,666 Come on, I'll take you home. 2027 01:38:36,708 --> 01:38:38,208 Wait, what about "Star Wars?" 2028 01:38:38,250 --> 01:38:40,000 Gah! 2029 01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:42,958 It's dark in the theater. 2030 01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:48,625 Music Radio WLS Chicago. 2031 01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:59,625 It's me. 2032 01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,958 I told you not to call. 2033 01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:02,958 I know. 2034 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,166 I'm sorry. 2035 01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:09,125 It's just... I realized something tonight. 2036 01:39:09,166 --> 01:39:12,291 I thought that it was going to be the most important day 2037 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:15,666 of my life because it would finally give me the strength 2038 01:39:15,708 --> 01:39:20,708 to go out to LA and start up a life I thought we both wanted. 2039 01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:23,458 But when today finally came, it wasn't enough 2040 01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:25,458 for me to just see "Star Wars" by myself. 2041 01:39:25,500 --> 01:39:28,291 I felt I had to take everyone I knew with me because I think 2042 01:39:28,333 --> 01:39:30,541 what I really wanted was for everyone 2043 01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:34,291 to finally understand me and approve of me. 2044 01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:37,625 So that it would change this place enough, in my mind 2045 01:39:37,666 --> 01:39:43,833 and in my heart, that I wouldn't have to leave it because I 2046 01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:45,291 don't really want to go. 2047 01:39:45,333 --> 01:39:47,125 There were dreams we kept inside. 2048 01:39:47,166 --> 01:39:48,250 I just want to belong. 2049 01:39:50,333 --> 01:39:51,500 OK, Linda-chan. 2050 01:39:51,541 --> 01:39:53,666 I go to work now. 2051 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:54,958 OK. 2052 01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,333 Drive carefully, mom. 2053 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:05,666 I can't get there from here. 2054 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:06,958 And you can't... 2055 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,125 Pat, you've been waiting a really long time 2056 01:40:09,166 --> 01:40:10,958 for this night. 2057 01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:14,958 And maybe I didn't seem as interested as you sometimes, 2058 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,500 but I really did want to be with you the first time. 2059 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,791 And I really want to be with you. 2060 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:25,625 Nowhere. 2061 01:40:25,666 --> 01:40:27,791 OK, then. 2062 01:40:27,833 --> 01:40:29,625 Come and get me. 2063 01:40:29,666 --> 01:40:33,000 Touch the sky. 2064 01:40:33,041 --> 01:40:38,625 If you don't, when you grow old, you'll wonder why. 2065 01:40:38,666 --> 01:40:41,291 You did just what you were told. 2066 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:44,833 No one will cry for you. 2067 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:49,041 And all you do is long to fly. 2068 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,041 I can see... 2069 01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:57,458 Beam me up, Jody. 2070 01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,541 The final curtain calling, let it be. 2071 01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:07,458 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2072 01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:09,291 You ready? 2073 01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:13,708 Don't let your fear push life beside. 2074 01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:23,791 I can't get there from here. 2075 01:41:23,833 --> 01:41:25,125 And you can't get... 2076 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,458 Oh. 2077 01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:29,958 Here from there. 2078 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:35,375 And we can't go anywhere. 2079 01:41:35,416 --> 01:41:36,791 Why the long face? 2080 01:41:36,833 --> 01:41:37,791 Ah! 2081 01:41:37,833 --> 01:41:38,791 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 2082 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:39,875 I can't help it. 2083 01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:43,833 Making jokes, it's what I do. 2084 01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,166 Duh. 2085 01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:50,791 Are you sure about this? 2086 01:41:50,833 --> 01:41:52,958 Uh huh. 2087 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:57,791 Far beyond all the things we know. 2088 01:41:57,833 --> 01:41:58,833 Mm-mm. 2089 01:41:58,875 --> 01:42:01,125 Wait. 2090 01:42:01,166 --> 01:42:04,291 The world of our dreams. 2091 01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:06,791 Calling to us... 2092 01:42:06,833 --> 01:42:08,041 You want to watch baseball? 2093 01:42:08,083 --> 01:42:10,166 But we don't go. 2094 01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:13,291 I want the neighbors to think we're watching baseball. 2095 01:42:13,333 --> 01:42:18,125 Plus, it'll cover any, you know, noise we might make. 2096 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,500 Now, close your eyes. 2097 01:42:19,541 --> 01:42:23,833 You can't get here from there. 2098 01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:29,958 And we can't go anywhere. 2099 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:36,791 As long as we're still standing on the road that leads nowhere. 2100 01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:40,625 When I was a kid, they used to show these short films 2101 01:42:40,666 --> 01:42:42,333 before the feature called serials, 2102 01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:43,958 and they weren't very good. 2103 01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:46,791 In fact, they were actually kind of terrible in a wonderful sort 2104 01:42:46,833 --> 01:42:49,291 of way because you could almost imagine the actors suddenly 2105 01:42:49,333 --> 01:42:50,958 turning to look out at you and saying, 2106 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:53,291 look, we know you can tell we made these sets out 2107 01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,541 of cardboard, and we know you can see the wires holding up 2108 01:42:56,583 --> 01:43:01,375 our spaceships, but look how much fun we're having. 2109 01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,000 And those stupid little films meant more to me 2110 01:43:07,041 --> 01:43:11,833 than any big budget Hollywood extravaganza 2111 01:43:11,875 --> 01:43:14,833 because they gave me hope that, with a little allowance, 2112 01:43:14,875 --> 01:43:21,541 a little ingenuity, and a little stolen time with my dad's 2113 01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:24,041 old wind-up movie camera, I could make movies too. 2114 01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:25,458 And I did. 2115 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,291 Boy, did I. 2116 01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:31,625 How much do you want to be a director, Patrick? 2117 01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:35,166 I want it more than anything I've ever wanted in my life. 2118 01:43:35,208 --> 01:43:37,125 Are you... are you really sure about this? 2119 01:43:37,166 --> 01:43:40,000 Do you need to be one? 2120 01:43:44,541 --> 01:43:46,208 Then you might just make it. 2121 01:43:48,875 --> 01:43:49,875 You really think so? 2122 01:43:51,916 --> 01:43:54,625 If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. 2123 01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:05,583 So how was it? 2124 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,125 It was amazing. 2125 01:44:11,166 --> 01:44:13,125 How about for you? 2126 01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,625 I meant "Star Wars." 2127 01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:18,125 Oh. 2128 01:44:18,166 --> 01:44:20,125 I don't know. 2129 01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,500 Too many things came up. 2130 01:44:23,666 --> 01:44:26,125 You could go tomorrow. 2131 01:44:26,166 --> 01:44:28,000 I could maybe get off work. 2132 01:44:28,041 --> 01:44:30,708 No, I have to work. 2133 01:44:30,750 --> 01:44:35,708 I got to start saving up for everything we want. 2134 01:44:37,666 --> 01:44:43,333 I'll try to see it on my next day off, if it's still playing. 2135 01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,875 The crowd's loving it. 2136 01:44:46,916 --> 01:44:50,833 Now the big guy, hitting .342 with 92 RBls. 2137 01:44:50,875 --> 01:44:53,333 More baseball after these messages. 2138 01:44:53,375 --> 01:44:54,875 Hey, Pete Rose, what do men really 2139 01:44:54,916 --> 01:44:56,666 want from his after shave? 2140 01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:58,541 Are you sorry we did this? 2141 01:44:58,583 --> 01:44:59,791 No. 2142 01:44:59,833 --> 01:45:03,041 No fancy perfumes or fancy bottles. 2143 01:45:03,083 --> 01:45:04,708 Did you want to wait till you get 2144 01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:06,791 married before your first time? 2145 01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:07,958 Uh-uh. 2146 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,333 A man wants to smell like a man. 2147 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:11,500 That's why I like... 2148 01:45:11,541 --> 01:45:13,791 And so Refreshing and masculine. 2149 01:45:13,833 --> 01:45:15,125 What? What? 2150 01:45:15,166 --> 01:45:16,291 What did I say? 2151 01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:17,500 Shut up. Just shut up, OK? 2152 01:45:17,541 --> 01:45:18,875 What? 2153 01:45:18,916 --> 01:45:20,208 What? 2154 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:21,458 What did I do? 2155 01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:22,875 You didn't do anything. 2156 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:25,083 OK, well then tell me what's wrong. 2157 01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:31,833 This wasn't my first time. 2158 01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:36,458 Oh. 2159 01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:38,791 Well, that's OK. 2160 01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:39,875 No, it's not. 2161 01:45:39,916 --> 01:45:41,041 I don't care. 2162 01:45:41,083 --> 01:45:42,125 I care. 2163 01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:43,125 Why? 2164 01:45:43,166 --> 01:45:44,541 Why? 2165 01:45:44,583 --> 01:45:47,041 What does it matter what we did before we met, right? 2166 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,791 I don't have to be your first. 2167 01:45:48,833 --> 01:45:50,958 I just have to be your best and your last. 2168 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,000 It matters! 2169 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:56,166 What? 2170 01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:06,333 It matters because my first time was 2171 01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:10,416 while you were in Hollywood. 2172 01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,958 I didn't know if you'd be coming back. 2173 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,791 You were so excited about going and maybe getting a job. 2174 01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:24,125 I didn't know you'd come back just for me. 2175 01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,958 You were the only reason I came back, OK? 2176 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:27,041 You said you loved me. 2177 01:46:27,083 --> 01:46:28,291 I do love you. 2178 01:46:28,333 --> 01:46:30,125 Well, you have a funny way of showing it. 2179 01:46:30,166 --> 01:46:32,125 You know, this wasn't your first time either. 2180 01:46:32,166 --> 01:46:33,125 Yeah, it was. 2181 01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:34,458 No, it wasn't. 2182 01:46:34,500 --> 01:46:36,500 Your first time was the day you saw the coming 2183 01:46:36,541 --> 01:46:37,642 attractions for "Star Wars." 2184 01:46:37,666 --> 01:46:39,041 What? 2185 01:46:41,416 --> 01:46:43,000 When it was over, I looked over at you, 2186 01:46:43,041 --> 01:46:44,291 and you had tears in your eyes. 2187 01:46:44,333 --> 01:46:45,625 So? 2188 01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:48,541 So how could I ever hope to compete with that? 2189 01:46:48,583 --> 01:46:50,208 Why Tony? 2190 01:46:50,250 --> 01:46:51,333 Huh? 2191 01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:53,166 What the hell is so great about him? 2192 01:46:53,208 --> 01:46:54,958 Is it his car, or his gold chains, 2193 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,291 or his feeble little mustache? 2194 01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:57,541 His zip code. 2195 01:46:57,583 --> 01:46:58,541 What? 2196 01:46:58,583 --> 01:46:59,625 He's here. 2197 01:46:59,666 --> 01:47:01,041 I am here. 2198 01:47:01,083 --> 01:47:05,333 But he's not going anywhere, and I'm OK with that. 2199 01:47:05,375 --> 01:47:06,916 In fact, it's what I want. 2200 01:47:06,958 --> 01:47:10,041 Though it's getting harder to take what they say, 2201 01:47:10,083 --> 01:47:13,875 just let it go. 2202 01:47:13,916 --> 01:47:16,083 Just let it go. 2203 01:47:20,041 --> 01:47:24,291 And if it hurts when they mention my name, 2204 01:47:24,333 --> 01:47:27,208 say you don't know me. 2205 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:30,833 And if it helps when they say I'm to blame, 2206 01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:32,958 say you don't own me. 2207 01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,791 Just remember something, life doesn't 2208 01:47:35,833 --> 01:47:40,791 move at 24 frames per second. 2209 01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:42,458 It moves a lot faster. 2210 01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,500 Even if it's taking the easy way out. 2211 01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,125 And on this picture... 2212 01:47:46,166 --> 01:47:47,625 Keep it inside of you. 2213 01:47:47,666 --> 01:47:49,125 You only get one roll film. 2214 01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:50,666 Don't give in. 2215 01:47:50,708 --> 01:47:54,041 Don't tell them anything. 2216 01:47:54,083 --> 01:47:58,875 Don't let it... Don't let it show. 2217 01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:19,958 Even though you know it's the wrong thing to say, 2218 01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:25,041 say you don't care, say you don't care. 2219 01:48:29,041 --> 01:48:33,875 Even if you want to believe there's a way, 2220 01:48:33,916 --> 01:48:37,625 I won't be there. 2221 01:48:37,666 --> 01:48:40,166 I won't be there. 2222 01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:47,958 But if you smile when they mention my name, 2223 01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:51,208 they'll never know you. 2224 01:48:51,250 --> 01:48:55,125 And if you laugh when they say I'm to blame, 2225 01:48:55,166 --> 01:48:58,208 they'll never own you. 2226 01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,916 Ooh. 2227 01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:05,541 Hey. 2228 01:49:05,583 --> 01:49:08,666 Even if you feel you've got nothing to hide. 2229 01:49:08,708 --> 01:49:10,458 Mom wants us to go grocery shopping. 2230 01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:11,958 Keep it inside of you. 2231 01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:13,125 Don't give in. 2232 01:49:13,166 --> 01:49:14,208 Come on. 2233 01:49:14,250 --> 01:49:16,791 Don't tell them anything. 2234 01:49:16,833 --> 01:49:18,125 Why are you helping me? 2235 01:49:18,166 --> 01:49:19,541 Don't let it... 2236 01:49:19,583 --> 01:49:22,041 Because numbskull, how could you leave without a car? 2237 01:49:22,083 --> 01:49:24,333 Don't let it show. 2238 01:49:30,208 --> 01:49:31,208 Bye. 2239 01:49:46,333 --> 01:49:49,458 Patrick Read Johnson! 2240 01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:52,333 What are you still doing in your backyard? 2241 01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:21,958 Where do you think you're going? 2242 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,791 To get my car. 2243 01:50:24,833 --> 01:50:27,041 Is that so? 2244 01:50:27,083 --> 01:50:29,791 Yeah, I paid all I'm going to pay for it. 2245 01:50:29,833 --> 01:50:33,625 Besides, you don't need to hold it hostage anymore. 2246 01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:35,333 I'm not going to stop you. 2247 01:50:35,375 --> 01:50:37,166 Scrawny piece of shit. 2248 01:50:37,208 --> 01:50:40,625 You couldn't stop rain from hitting the ground. 2249 01:50:40,666 --> 01:50:46,333 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, I'll try to gain weight, 2250 01:50:46,375 --> 01:50:47,958 you try to gain intelligence. 2251 01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:49,458 We'll see who wins. 2252 01:50:49,500 --> 01:50:51,500 Huh, I already know who wins, and it ain't you. 2253 01:50:51,541 --> 01:50:52,625 And you're going down. 2254 01:50:52,666 --> 01:50:54,166 Oh. 2255 01:50:57,833 --> 01:50:59,791 Get up. 2256 01:50:59,833 --> 01:51:02,000 Oh, jeez, Tony. 2257 01:51:02,041 --> 01:51:04,458 Down, up, make up your mind. 2258 01:51:04,500 --> 01:51:06,458 I said get up. 2259 01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:08,625 It's time someone kicked your ass. 2260 01:51:08,666 --> 01:51:10,125 What's wrong? 2261 01:51:10,166 --> 01:51:12,125 Don't you think you've done enough to me? 2262 01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:13,541 What are you talking about? 2263 01:51:13,583 --> 01:51:16,166 You knew that Linda was scared to go with me, 2264 01:51:16,208 --> 01:51:18,958 and you played on it until you finally brought her down 2265 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,208 to your level. 2266 01:51:21,250 --> 01:51:23,500 My level? 2267 01:51:23,541 --> 01:51:25,958 Oh! 2268 01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,541 What's my level, huh? 2269 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,541 I work for a living. 2270 01:51:31,583 --> 01:51:35,125 I don't expect the world owes me fame and fortune like you. 2271 01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:37,625 You know, you think because you can direct little Super 8 2272 01:51:37,666 --> 01:51:39,386 movies you can direct how people's lives are 2273 01:51:39,416 --> 01:51:40,541 going to turn out? 2274 01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:41,791 I mean, come on. 2275 01:51:41,833 --> 01:51:43,625 How are you going to direct your way out 2276 01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:46,000 of me dislocating your shoulder if I want to, huh? 2277 01:51:46,041 --> 01:51:47,833 How are you going to direct your way out 2278 01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:49,500 of me shoving your face into the dirt 2279 01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:51,041 until you choked to death, if I want? 2280 01:51:51,083 --> 01:51:52,625 Huh? 2281 01:51:52,666 --> 01:51:56,458 Your brain may think of better fantasies than mine, 2282 01:51:56,500 --> 01:51:59,291 but it ain't going to think of nothing if I beat it out 2283 01:51:59,333 --> 01:52:01,958 of your head with a fucking tire iron now, is it? 2284 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:04,000 Is it? 2285 01:52:04,041 --> 01:52:05,625 Oh! 2286 01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:11,791 Never fuck with a Kubrick fan. 2287 01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:13,291 A what? 2288 01:52:13,333 --> 01:52:16,625 We may be geeks on the outside, but on the inside, 2289 01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:18,291 we're all killer apes. 2290 01:52:18,333 --> 01:52:19,958 You're fucking nuts is what you are. 2291 01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:21,541 Oh, no, I'm not nuts. 2292 01:52:21,583 --> 01:52:22,958 I'm evolved. 2293 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,958 My ancestors touched the monolith. 2294 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:28,625 Your ancestors watched. 2295 01:52:28,666 --> 01:52:29,791 Jesus, back off, man. 2296 01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:30,833 Jesus. 2297 01:52:30,875 --> 01:52:32,500 You mated with my mate. 2298 01:52:32,541 --> 01:52:33,625 What? 2299 01:52:33,666 --> 01:52:35,791 You rained on my evolutionary parade. 2300 01:52:35,833 --> 01:52:38,041 No, wait, wait. 2301 01:52:38,083 --> 01:52:40,458 You want to compete with me for scarce resources 2302 01:52:40,500 --> 01:52:43,291 on this dusty African plane? 2303 01:52:43,333 --> 01:52:44,916 Well, step to the plate. 2304 01:52:47,666 --> 01:52:49,125 I am Moon Watcher. 2305 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,458 Hear me roar. 2306 01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:51,666 No, stop! 2307 01:52:51,708 --> 01:52:53,208 We didn't really do it, OK? 2308 01:52:53,250 --> 01:52:54,958 I tried, but she wouldn't go for it. 2309 01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,458 She said she was in love with you. 2310 01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:58,458 She wanted to be with you, I swear. 2311 01:52:58,500 --> 01:52:59,625 She waited for you. 2312 01:52:59,666 --> 01:53:02,625 We never did it. 2313 01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:05,125 Than why would she tell me you did? 2314 01:53:46,416 --> 01:53:49,875 Popcorns, two Cokes, and one Sugar Baby. 2315 01:53:52,416 --> 01:53:54,833 Is this film ever going to stop showing here? 2316 01:53:57,500 --> 01:53:58,583 OK, bye. 2317 01:54:06,541 --> 01:54:07,833 What are you doing here? 2318 01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:12,958 Why is that up there? 2319 01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,000 Why is what up where? 2320 01:54:16,500 --> 01:54:22,375 That, that... that's not... That's not what's playing here. 2321 01:54:22,416 --> 01:54:23,791 Yes, it is. 2322 01:54:23,833 --> 01:54:27,041 Todd, OK. 2323 01:54:27,083 --> 01:54:29,625 I know you're most likely messing with me right now. 2324 01:54:29,666 --> 01:54:30,625 And it's funny. 2325 01:54:30,666 --> 01:54:31,750 It really is. 2326 01:54:31,791 --> 01:54:33,666 And any other day, I would laugh at it. 2327 01:54:33,708 --> 01:54:36,791 I would find it thoroughly amusing. 2328 01:54:36,833 --> 01:54:40,166 This is the thing, I just want you to tell me 2329 01:54:40,208 --> 01:54:41,875 that "Star Wars" is playing here, 2330 01:54:41,916 --> 01:54:44,833 and then we can just, you know, be friends after that. 2331 01:54:44,875 --> 01:54:47,125 And I just want you to be honest with me now. 2332 01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:48,375 Please, buddy. 2333 01:54:48,416 --> 01:54:50,125 Todd, I love you. 2334 01:54:50,166 --> 01:54:52,625 Come on, just tell me what's playing here. 2335 01:54:52,666 --> 01:54:53,625 "Star Wars," right? 2336 01:54:53,666 --> 01:54:54,666 "Star Wars." 2337 01:54:56,666 --> 01:54:58,291 "Star Wars?" 2338 01:54:58,333 --> 01:55:01,291 Yes, yes! 2339 01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:03,458 "Star Wars." 2340 01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:05,208 OK, you know what? 2341 01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,625 Look. 2342 01:55:06,666 --> 01:55:08,291 "Star Wars!" 2343 01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:12,541 "Star Wars" starts today, today, at theaters everywhere. 2344 01:55:15,166 --> 01:55:16,750 Theaters everywhere. 2345 01:55:20,208 --> 01:55:22,958 This isn't everywhere. 2346 01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:25,791 This is Lake County. 2347 01:55:25,833 --> 01:55:33,833 Everywhere. 2348 01:55:35,666 --> 01:55:36,625 Todd. 2349 01:55:36,666 --> 01:55:39,666 Oh. 2350 01:55:39,708 --> 01:55:40,791 Todd. 2351 01:55:40,833 --> 01:55:42,041 Oh, really killing me. 2352 01:55:42,083 --> 01:55:43,083 Todd. 2353 01:55:44,083 --> 01:55:45,666 Todd. 2354 01:56:04,166 --> 01:56:07,083 Your muttloaf, sir. 2355 01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:22,041 What are you doing here, Johnson? 2356 01:56:22,083 --> 01:56:24,291 Eating muttloaf. 2357 01:56:24,333 --> 01:56:26,500 Huh. 2358 01:56:26,541 --> 01:56:28,666 Well, it's Senior Skip Day. 2359 01:56:28,708 --> 01:56:32,291 Why aren't you skipping? 2360 01:56:32,333 --> 01:56:33,833 More muttloaf for me. 2361 01:56:37,666 --> 01:56:39,583 You're a weird kid, Johnson. 2362 01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:52,208 Not weird enough, apparently. 2363 01:56:52,250 --> 01:56:54,708 Don't underestimate yourself, Patty. 2364 01:56:56,416 --> 01:56:58,291 Let's go. 2365 01:56:58,333 --> 01:57:00,666 Where? 2366 01:57:00,708 --> 01:57:05,666 Someplace dark and quiet, where I can take away your virginity. 2367 01:57:08,166 --> 01:57:09,750 Well, you're too late. 2368 01:57:11,166 --> 01:57:13,458 I don't think so. 2369 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:31,291 The lobby cards are gone, and I still want all of the posters. 2370 01:57:31,333 --> 01:57:33,000 They just picked the locks and ripped them 2371 01:57:33,041 --> 01:57:34,291 right out of the cases. 2372 01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,458 I was afraid they were going to take the film, 2373 01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:38,708 so I put Eddie on guard outside the projection booth. 2374 01:57:38,750 --> 01:57:40,125 Hey, hey, balcony's closed! 2375 01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:20,166 Just don't forget I did this. 2376 01:58:20,208 --> 01:58:21,708 Never. 2377 01:58:46,375 --> 01:58:48,166 Patrick Reed Johnson! 2378 01:58:58,000 --> 01:58:59,250 What happened? 2379 01:59:21,708 --> 01:59:27,166 Just remember, if you end up seeing farther than others, 2380 01:59:27,208 --> 01:59:30,416 it's only because you've stood upon the shoulders of Giants. 2381 01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:34,000 Who are you? 2382 01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,625 See ya. 2383 01:59:39,666 --> 01:59:41,125 I only know... 2384 01:59:41,166 --> 01:59:42,291 Hey, buddy. 2385 01:59:42,333 --> 01:59:43,875 What I can see. 2386 01:59:43,916 --> 01:59:46,875 Make good movies and watch out for girls. 2387 01:59:46,916 --> 01:59:48,208 Oh, I'll try. 2388 01:59:48,250 --> 01:59:49,541 Have a nice trip. 2389 01:59:49,583 --> 01:59:51,291 So I imagine what could be. 2390 01:59:51,333 --> 01:59:52,458 He'll be back in a week. 2391 01:59:52,500 --> 01:59:53,916 Shut up, Jody. 2392 01:59:56,708 --> 01:59:59,041 Where the horizon cuts the air... 2393 01:59:59,083 --> 02:00:01,875 You don't have to say anything. 2394 02:00:01,916 --> 02:00:03,541 Yeah, I did. 2395 02:00:03,583 --> 02:00:05,041 Look for me out there. 2396 02:00:05,083 --> 02:00:07,125 Thank you. 2397 02:00:07,166 --> 02:00:10,958 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2398 02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,625 Go on. 2399 02:00:12,666 --> 02:00:15,333 Go West, young man. 2400 02:00:15,375 --> 02:00:17,208 I'll shout if I need you. 2401 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:21,208 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2402 02:00:24,833 --> 02:00:32,833 If I could kiss this Earth goodbye, 2403 02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:42,041 and cruise the neverending sky, where the horizon cuts the air. 2404 02:00:46,875 --> 02:00:50,000 Wait for me down there. 2405 02:00:51,583 --> 02:00:57,166 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2406 02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:59,500 Whoa. 2407 02:01:00,708 --> 02:01:07,333 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2408 02:01:26,541 --> 02:01:27,833 Hey. 2409 02:01:36,916 --> 02:01:38,666 Forgot something. 2410 02:01:50,666 --> 02:01:53,125 Why didn't you just give me this last week? 2411 02:01:53,166 --> 02:01:56,791 Because you didn't really need it last week. 2412 02:01:56,833 --> 02:01:59,125 Now you do. 2413 02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:03,166 Practicality, Pat, that's what I'm all about. 2414 02:02:03,208 --> 02:02:07,375 I'll leave the fantasy stuff up to you, Mr. Hollywood. 2415 02:02:07,416 --> 02:02:14,000 Hollywood's just my monolith. 2416 02:02:14,041 --> 02:02:15,458 It might be a door. 2417 02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:17,291 It might be a wall. 2418 02:02:17,333 --> 02:02:18,875 I won't know till I touch it. 2419 02:02:18,916 --> 02:02:21,791 What the hell are you talking about? 2420 02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,000 Forget it. 2421 02:02:26,250 --> 02:02:29,083 Just don't come back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 2422 02:03:48,500 --> 02:03:52,333 Every time I see your face, 2423 02:03:52,375 --> 02:03:57,041 it reminds me of places we used to go. 2424 02:04:00,916 --> 02:04:06,541 All I've got is a photograph, and I realize 2425 02:04:06,583 --> 02:04:09,666 you're not coming back anymore. 2426 02:04:14,166 --> 02:04:22,166 I thought I'd make it the day you went away, 2427 02:04:22,333 --> 02:04:29,500 but I can't make it till you come home again to stay. 2428 02:04:32,041 --> 02:04:37,458 I can't get used to living here while my heart is broke. 2429 02:04:37,500 --> 02:04:40,250 My tears I cried for you. 2430 02:04:44,208 --> 02:04:50,291 I want you here to have and hold as the years and go by 2431 02:04:50,333 --> 02:04:53,916 and we grow old and gray. 2432 02:05:05,500 --> 02:05:10,375 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2433 02:05:10,416 --> 02:05:14,000 of the places we used to go. 2434 02:05:17,916 --> 02:05:21,291 All I've got is a photograph. 2435 02:05:21,333 --> 02:05:26,541 And I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2436 02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:35,166 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2437 02:05:35,208 --> 02:05:39,333 of the places we used to go. 2438 02:05:42,250 --> 02:05:46,208 But all I've got is a photograph, 2439 02:05:46,250 --> 02:05:51,083 and I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2440 02:06:15,750 --> 02:06:16,958 Thank you. 2441 02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:18,791 Thank you very much. 2442 02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:02,666 Seize the day. 2443 02:07:04,250 --> 02:07:07,000 That was what you always told me. 2444 02:07:07,041 --> 02:07:12,791 Find a way you would say as you would hold me. 2445 02:07:12,833 --> 02:07:16,375 Get away from here. 2446 02:07:16,416 --> 02:07:21,000 It's oh so clear, you can't stay. 2447 02:07:24,916 --> 02:07:30,666 Long ago we were old enough to love 2448 02:07:30,708 --> 02:07:35,000 but not to know there were dreams 2449 02:07:35,041 --> 02:07:39,000 we kept inside but didn't show. 2450 02:07:39,041 --> 02:07:44,666 And now, we don't know how to let go. 2451 02:07:49,833 --> 02:07:57,833 I can't get there from here, and you can't get here from there. 2452 02:08:01,166 --> 02:08:09,125 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2453 02:08:09,166 --> 02:08:14,875 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2454 02:08:18,666 --> 02:08:20,583 Touch the sky. 2455 02:08:22,375 --> 02:08:24,875 If you don't when you grow old, you'll 2456 02:08:24,916 --> 02:08:30,458 wonder why you did just what you were told. 2457 02:08:30,500 --> 02:08:34,208 No one will cry for you. 2458 02:08:34,250 --> 02:08:39,041 If all you do is long to fly. 2459 02:08:42,333 --> 02:08:48,541 I can see our final curtain falling. 2460 02:08:48,583 --> 02:08:52,208 Let it be. 2461 02:08:52,250 --> 02:08:58,208 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2462 02:08:58,250 --> 02:09:02,666 Don't let your fear push life aside. 2463 02:09:07,500 --> 02:09:12,833 I can't get there from here. 2464 02:09:12,875 --> 02:09:19,166 And you can't get here from there. 2465 02:09:19,208 --> 02:09:27,166 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2466 02:09:27,208 --> 02:09:33,541 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2467 02:09:38,541 --> 02:09:46,541 But out there it gleans far beyond all the things we know. 2468 02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:58,666 The world of our dreams calling to us, but we don't go. 2469 02:10:01,500 --> 02:10:07,208 I can't get there from here. 2470 02:10:07,250 --> 02:10:13,333 And you can't get here from there. 2471 02:10:13,375 --> 02:10:21,000 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2472 02:10:21,041 --> 02:10:29,041 standing on the road that leads nowhere, 2473 02:10:34,250 --> 02:10:40,375 the road that leads nowhere.