1 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,297 What, are we ready? 2 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,465 OK. 3 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,267 All right, settle everyone, please. 4 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,434 Quiet on the set. 5 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,469 OK, let's do this. 6 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,274 What I want you to do is when the camera starts 7 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:43,277 moving forward, just start to drift back 8 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:46,280 to that day, that moment, 9 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:49,684 when you knew, right? 10 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,853 And roll sound. 11 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,420 Speed. 12 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:54,589 Roll camera. 13 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,356 Rolling. 14 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,292 Marker. 15 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:04,431 Action. 16 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:07,735 I'm not in love, 17 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:11,573 so don't forget it, 18 00:01:11,606 --> 00:01:15,510 it's just a silly phase I'm going through. 19 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:23,350 And just because, I caught-- 20 00:01:31,893 --> 00:01:32,827 What happened? 21 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,559 Now, he was master of the world. 22 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,629 And though he was not quite sure what to do next, 23 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,396 he would think of something. 24 00:03:56,938 --> 00:03:58,005 Look, it's a soldier. 25 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,574 He's going to throw a grenade. 26 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:03,911 Cut. 27 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,681 Action. 28 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,351 Patrick Read Johnson! 29 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,884 Mom! 30 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:55,696 Patrick Read Johnson! 31 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,068 What did you even need it to be a zebra for, anyway? 32 00:05:01,102 --> 00:05:02,537 It's for one of my films. 33 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,805 You don't understand. 34 00:05:03,838 --> 00:05:05,740 You're not a filmmaker. 35 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:08,876 I'm trying real hard to understand you. 36 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,878 On the good news front, he did promise the horse 37 00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:13,080 would be brown again by dinner. 38 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,902 So I was thinking. 39 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:11,172 Maybe it's time we thought about adopting another baby. 40 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,041 How many babies do you want to have, exactly? 41 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:16,476 A dozen? 42 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,145 I'm not sure-- 43 00:06:18,179 --> 00:06:20,815 Jesus Christ. 44 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:24,085 Editing is when you see something in your story 45 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:27,521 that you don't like and you just take it out. 46 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:35,162 Take it out. 47 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:39,834 Cut. 48 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,975 I already got blown up in the grenade scene. 49 00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:49,944 Just jump. 50 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,212 He deserves a childhood. 51 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,514 Everybody deserves a childhood. 52 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:57,919 I'm not sure it's the childhood they think they deserve. 53 00:06:57,952 --> 00:07:00,955 I think the childhood that people 54 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,091 deserve is the one where they learn how the world works. 55 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,530 I haven't always been wise, or done what's right? 56 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,933 Line. 57 00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:14,969 We all made mistakes. 58 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:19,206 It's what we do after we make the mistake that's important. 59 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:24,879 I don't think we learn how the world works at the movies. 60 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,881 When is the time? 61 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,683 When is he going to learn? 62 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,272 Patrick Read Johnson? 63 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,873 Where's your brother? 64 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,012 Mom, do you mind? 65 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,217 I'll be back with a shotgun. 66 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:09,523 Mom, help me. 67 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,025 Patrick! 68 00:08:18,299 --> 00:08:21,035 One of you is in big trouble. 69 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,004 Steven Spielberg? 70 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:25,072 Who the hell is Steven Spielberg? 71 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:28,943 You're kidding, right? 72 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,812 Do I look like I'm kidding? 73 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:36,083 The guy who made Jaws, the most successful movie of all time? 74 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:39,286 The movie we're making a sequel to here? 75 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,088 By make, do you mean he produced it? 76 00:08:41,122 --> 00:08:42,289 No, directed it. 77 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:44,291 Careful, you're bleeding on Moonbase Alpha. 78 00:08:44,325 --> 00:08:45,393 OK, so tell me, Pat. 79 00:08:45,426 --> 00:08:47,762 What the hell's the difference between a director 80 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:48,763 and a producer? 81 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:49,764 Well-- 82 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,698 Patrick! 83 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,667 Patrick! 84 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,708 I don't know where you're hiding, 85 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,777 but I'm going to Jungle's in 15 minutes. 86 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,912 And if you want me to pick up any more film, 87 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,182 you better clean up this shark attack mess before I go. 88 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,252 And don't forget, it's your turn to do the runs. 89 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:14,955 Producer, director. 90 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,927 Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's first movie, Duel, 91 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,329 this guy's being chased by this old diesel fuel truck. 92 00:09:22,363 --> 00:09:24,265 He cut off on the highway, and this truck 93 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,667 is, like, the unstoppable ghost truck from hell. 94 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,936 Truck that's been on the highway since the beginning 95 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,237 of time and always will be. 96 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:31,939 And every time this guy thinks he's 97 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,240 gotten away from the thing, wham, 98 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,475 it's right there behind him. 99 00:09:34,509 --> 00:09:37,278 Or in the case of this one shot, in front of him, waiting. 100 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,680 And the way Steven Spielberg shoots it, 101 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,715 he doesn't just have a dorky close up of the guy 102 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,884 going, whoa, to his POV of the truck 103 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:46,087 on the road to another shot of the guy reacting. 104 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,221 Oh, of course not. 105 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,824 No, Spielberg has this car racing up 106 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,692 the highway in a long shot. 107 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,695 And suddenly, the car slams on its brakes, wham, 108 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,098 camera pulls back to reveal the underside 109 00:09:57,131 --> 00:10:02,236 of this dark, oily, smelly, rumbling, smoldering, 110 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,106 mechanical monster waiting for him. 111 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,641 Could you get Hooper's torso? 112 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,010 So the car hitting its brakes is the reaction shot. 113 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,849 The squeal of the car's tires is the main character's scream 114 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,950 of terror. 115 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,888 I still don't get how you think you can get away 116 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,189 with making a Jaws 2. 117 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:24,191 I mean, at the end of Jaws 1, the shark's nothing 118 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:25,860 but red mist and bone meal. 119 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,895 No, no, no, not if it's like the truck in Duel. 120 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,864 Not if it's a shark that's been swimming 121 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,433 in the ocean since the beginning of time, and always will be, 122 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,068 the primordial carnivore instinct 123 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:37,338 made manifest by its insatiable desire to feed. 124 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:41,175 What the hell are you talking about? 125 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,210 The pool filter will get the rest out? 126 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:50,017 And what happened the other six films we started? 127 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,752 We're a movie studio, Bill. 128 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,288 If we're going to make it, we need to work on as many movies 129 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,422 as we can. 130 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,358 Or maybe we could just finish one. 131 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,760 Requiem to the Planet of the Apes is almost finished. 132 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,162 Almost finished? 133 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:03,330 You've been working on it since you were 12 years old. 134 00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:05,065 Well, I want it to be perfect. 135 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,301 Well shit, Pat, it's already got a bunch 136 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,370 of other 12-year-olds running around a cornfield, 137 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,372 and bad rubber monkey mask chasing you 138 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:14,375 in a loincloth pretending to be Charlton Heston. 139 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,177 What could be more perfect than that? 140 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,779 Are you ever going to start taking this stuff seriously? 141 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,047 - Hell no. - Why not? 142 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,116 Because I don't think that making little super 143 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,817 eight movies in Pat Johnson's backyard 144 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,052 is my ticket to Hollywood. 145 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,921 Then why do you keep showing up to help? 146 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,389 Because I feel sorry for you, Pat. 147 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,060 Why? 148 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,062 Oh, shit. 149 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,797 What's that? 150 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,865 That wasn't a shotgun. 151 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,034 It was my stupid brother Pat. 152 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,808 Patrick, when you dragged your box spring 153 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,211 mattress out into the woods so your German snipers 154 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:52,479 could fall out of the trees without getting 155 00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,081 killed, what did I say? 156 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,517 You said, Patrick-- 157 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,284 Electrons, please. 158 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,386 When you spray painted your sister's horse 159 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,355 to look like a zebra, what did I say? 160 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,957 After that. 161 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,259 You said that you would always support whatever road 162 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,095 I chose to follow, as long as I was willing to pay the toll. 163 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,430 And I always have been. 164 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,432 I painted Jody's horse brown again. 165 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,100 You were 10. 166 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,237 That was a noble gesture, but you're not 10 anymore. 167 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,540 And I'm not paying for another pool filter. 168 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,874 Mom, we don't need a new pool filter. 169 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,511 Why is it that every time I blow the circuit breakers 170 00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:24,546 in this house, you panic? 171 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:27,414 That's what circuit breakers are, for blowing, 172 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:30,117 to keep things from breaking when you push them too far. 173 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,252 That's exactly my point. 174 00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:32,520 You're pushing things too far. 175 00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:35,422 Mom, the shark attack had to look like it was taking place 176 00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:36,457 out at sea, at night. 177 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,126 We couldn't take the shark out to Lake Michigan 178 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,195 past the waves, or it'd be too deep to operate. 179 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,930 Plus, we had to shoot it day for night, 180 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,532 because I don't have any decent lights, 181 00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:46,267 and we couldn't use them on the water 182 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,135 without electrocuting Bill anyway. 183 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,138 So the perfect solution was to shoot it in an insert tank. 184 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,940 It's a swimming pool. 185 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,071 Playing the best music, WLS, Chicago 186 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,474 your car shouldn't blow all your hard earned dough. 187 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,943 She's ready to go with Vesuvio. 188 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:36,116 Lot of requests for this one to start your day. 189 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,252 Have little Queen along the way. 190 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,056 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 191 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,527 And all freaks hiding behind the ROTC jet smoking pot. 192 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,597 This is this year's president of the student body, Bill Holmes, 193 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:51,865 along with this year's resident of the student 194 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,500 body, Pat Johnson. 195 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,202 And these are the morning announcements 196 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,105 for August 23, 1976. 197 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,075 The new school year got off to a rousing start at the pep rally 198 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,078 yesterday with over 100 members of the Warren Township marching 199 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,481 band all blowing and beating their instruments in unison. 200 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,949 Wrap it up, boys. 201 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,085 OK, today's menu is an old favorite. 202 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,386 That's right. 203 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,154 The cafeteria is serving muttloaf, 204 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,224 served with green-ish beans and your choice of mashed potatoes 205 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,359 or tater tits-- 206 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:19,493 I mean tots. 207 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,162 Damn it, Holmes, you cannot say tits in the morning 208 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,230 announcements. 209 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,398 Well, you just did. 210 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,903 Besides, my tits was the a typo tits. 211 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,972 I'm pretty you meant to write tots, not tits. 212 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,675 Damn it, Holmes. 213 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,409 And finally, in the sports report, 214 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,912 the varsity football team, led by quarterback Doug Austerlin, 215 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,548 trounced Stephenson yesterday. 216 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,983 At the victory party, Doug had this to say-- 217 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,319 oh man, I think I'm going to hurl. 218 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,894 What are you idiots doing? 219 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,431 Practicing our pick up routine for parties. 220 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,466 If one of us spots a girl we want to meet, 221 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,935 the other one picks a fight and pretends to beat the crap out 222 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,170 of the guy that wants the girl. 223 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,938 Then, the girl comes over and makes 224 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,608 sure the guy who got beat up is all right, 225 00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:08,308 gets him ice and offers to drive him 226 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,410 to the hospital, and-- 227 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:11,044 Finds out he's a lying, cheating ass, 228 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,413 and hits him with a shovel? 229 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,548 Oh. 230 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,949 Only you would think this could work? 231 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,185 Oh. 232 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,621 Oh, man. 233 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,488 I think you're going to hurl. 234 00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:24,491 Today's lesson, never mess with the alpha male. 235 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,431 Oh, are you OK, Patty? 236 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:32,366 Did he just say alpha male? 237 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,168 Somebody give him some ice. 238 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,436 See, it does work. 239 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,575 Take heart, my friend, we love you. 240 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:45,479 Though it seems like you're alone. 241 00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:53,120 A million lights above you smile down upon your home. 242 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,357 Hurry, put your troubles in a suitcase 243 00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:02,062 and come let the new child play. 244 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:07,334 Lonely as a whisper on a star chase, I'm leaving here. 245 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,737 I'm long away. 246 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:15,677 For all the stars in heaven I would not live-- 247 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,479 I could not live this way. 248 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:26,754 I'm the Amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 249 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,089 I'll guess your age, your weight, your month of birth. 250 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,090 Who's next? 251 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,693 You? 252 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:32,760 All right. 253 00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:34,161 What's up with your head? 254 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,797 Some kid threw up on my face. 255 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,232 Again. 256 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,636 Oh, it seems you're a lot heavier than I expected. 257 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:44,037 Grab yourself a prize, young lady, 258 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,107 and try not to eat so many hot dogs, huh? 259 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,308 Oh, you. 260 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,544 You there. 261 00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,311 What can I guess for you today, young lady? 262 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,514 Come on. 263 00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:53,548 Huh? 264 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:55,783 I am the amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 265 00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,251 Step right up. 266 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,586 I'll guess your age, your weight. 267 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,724 Who's next? 268 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,391 Something up with you and Robin? 269 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,393 All right, what can I guess for you today, lady? 270 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,327 - My age. - Very well. 271 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:08,730 What? No. No. 272 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:11,265 I'm writing my answer on my official Amazing Alfredo-- 273 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,300 Jeez, Donny, she's my best friend's girlfriend. 274 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,669 - They broke up weeks ago. - What? 275 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,136 She wants to get married. 276 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,170 He doesn't. 277 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,606 - What? - That's cheating. 278 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,608 Just making a little conversation here. 279 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,709 Sheesh. 280 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:22,777 OK. 281 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,413 You got anything else, Patty? 282 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,148 This is like old man food. 283 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,416 That's all there was left. 284 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,451 What is vermouth anyway? 285 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,321 Did you bring us all out here with the promise of alcohol, 286 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,290 and the most amazing view in Lake County, 287 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,559 and this is what we get? 288 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:38,626 Patrick. 289 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,231 More booze, Pat. 290 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,767 Go buy some. 291 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,834 With what? 292 00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,235 This is Pat. 293 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,170 Every dollar he makes shoveling shit 294 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,339 goes towards building spaceships for his latest epic. 295 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,209 Get a real job, Pat. 296 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,581 We'll all like it better if you keep giving us more booze. 297 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:02,382 I'll like you better if you get under this blanket 298 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,483 and keep me warm. 299 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,261 It's a free country, though, you have to get married. 300 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,864 Go to hell, Bill. 301 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,611 What? 302 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,645 Nothing. 303 00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:36,784 What? 304 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,665 Mm-- Patrick. 305 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,167 Patrick. 306 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,536 Patrick. 307 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,505 What? 308 00:18:57,538 --> 00:19:00,440 Why am I giving you a ride home? 309 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,409 Because my car's in the shop. 310 00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,715 Why is your car in the shop? 311 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:08,883 Have you ever seen "Duel." 312 00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:16,758 OK, well anyway, I can't get it out until I earn some money. 313 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,526 And I can't earn some money until I 314 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,928 get a job, which I wouldn't be able to go to if I had one 315 00:19:20,962 --> 00:19:23,665 because my car's in the shop. 316 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,266 Why don't you come work at Games? 317 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:31,673 I don't think I should work in Games, if-- you know, 318 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,975 you and I are-- 319 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:39,279 You and I aren't. 320 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,948 Because of Bill? 321 00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:44,986 No, not because of Bill! 322 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:50,290 I don't give it one damn, damn, about Bill! 323 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,695 This, right now, is because of Bill, 324 00:19:53,728 --> 00:19:57,865 and his journey to the center of Debbie What's-her-pants. 325 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,836 Oh. 326 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:08,710 OK, I-- well, if you guys are broken up for good, 327 00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:11,979 then why not? 328 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,615 Because you're a goofy boy. 329 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:25,993 But mostly because you're leaving. 330 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:27,360 What are you talking about? 331 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,395 So go. 332 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,602 OK. 333 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,003 Wait. 334 00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:38,371 Wait, come here. 335 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,640 Be quiet. 336 00:20:39,674 --> 00:20:41,876 You are going to find the perfect girl for you 337 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,611 really soon. 338 00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:46,446 And then you'll finally lose your virginity. 339 00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:51,018 And then I'll be kicking myself because I didn't 340 00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,720 get to add it to my collection. 341 00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,758 Well, add it, please. 342 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,759 Pat. 343 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,627 Yeah. 344 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,795 Get out. 345 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,965 Get out. 346 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:09,904 Upon the wall, it hides the nasty stain 347 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,641 that's lying there. 348 00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:14,942 I'd marry you. 349 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,942 Guys. 350 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,377 Guys. 351 00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:27,447 Check it out. 352 00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:32,620 Is this the coolest thing ever or what? 353 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,789 It's obviously not a natural rock formation. 354 00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:38,125 It's got to be some kind of exotic alien unobtainium. 355 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,727 But what does it all symbolize? 356 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,461 Does the monolith represent a wall 357 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,866 that we're destined for ourselves against forever, 358 00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:47,400 a headstone for the already doomed human race, 359 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:51,471 or is it a doorway to the infinite potential afforded 360 00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:52,740 by a boundless universe? 361 00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:54,876 There's only one way to find out. 362 00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:56,476 We have to touch it. 363 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:57,745 Don't be afraid. 364 00:22:57,778 --> 00:22:59,013 This is our big moment. 365 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:02,617 Just think, somewhere beyond the far corners of the mind's eye, 366 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:05,786 powerful beings beyond our ken are watching. 367 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,089 For all we know, Douglas Trumbull himself 368 00:23:08,122 --> 00:23:10,157 could be watching us, waiting for us 369 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,193 to walk through this quantum mechanical door. 370 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,028 So come on, fellow hominids. 371 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,030 Gather round. 372 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,667 Walk right up, walk upright, and touch the monolith. 373 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:28,809 I can fix this. 374 00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:29,911 I-- 375 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,512 Patrick Read Johnson! 376 00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:34,548 Oh, no. 377 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:36,183 What? 378 00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:37,952 Where's your dresser? 379 00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:43,791 Hmm? 380 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,195 At the first crack of dawn we're turning things on. 381 00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:52,667 Are there schools around that teach you how to be a producer? 382 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,834 Director. 383 00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:56,070 OK, are there directors schools where 384 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,706 you could learn how to really do this without painting 385 00:23:58,739 --> 00:24:01,008 everything we own flat black? 386 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,544 The only good ones are in New York and California, 387 00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:05,579 and they cost way more than we could ever afford. 388 00:24:05,613 --> 00:24:07,214 Well, didn't anyone ever become a director 389 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:08,983 who didn't go to film school? 390 00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,584 Douglas Trumbull. 391 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:11,819 Well, how did he do it? 392 00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,821 Well, he was the visual effects supervisor 393 00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:15,222 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 394 00:24:15,256 --> 00:24:17,558 And he was so good at his job that, when 395 00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:19,126 he went to Universal Studios and said 396 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,962 that he could do his first film "Silent 397 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,831 Running" for a million dollars, they actually believed him. 398 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,599 And then he actually did it. 399 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,568 And now he's director. 400 00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,571 So to become a director, you have to become a visual effects 401 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:31,839 person first? 402 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:34,875 No, no, but it's one way. 403 00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:38,112 And it's a way I might have a chance at. 404 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:44,652 If I could go to LA and maybe just talk to him, meet him 405 00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:47,121 for a few minutes, maybe show him one of my films 406 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,123 or some of my models, maybe he'd understand 407 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,524 what I'm trying to do. 408 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:51,726 Maybe I could work for him. 409 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,060 You know, just gluing model parts 410 00:24:53,094 --> 00:24:54,762 onto a spaceship for his next movie. 411 00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:56,063 So why don't you call him? 412 00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,734 What? On the phone? 413 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:02,169 No, just stand in the backyard and shout West. 414 00:25:02,203 --> 00:25:04,038 Yes, on the phone. 415 00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:07,875 Well, first of all, I don't have his number. 416 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:09,176 Well, did you look for it? 417 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:10,878 It's probably top secret. 418 00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:13,280 Yeah, to keep dorks like him from calling up all the time, 419 00:25:13,314 --> 00:25:14,382 wanting to meet him. 420 00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:16,751 Oh, I think he'd be flattered to know that people 421 00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:17,785 are trying to meet him. 422 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:19,920 Not if he wants to get any real movie work done. 423 00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:20,955 Hey, my movies are real. 424 00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,556 Yeah, real bad. 425 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,225 I know. 426 00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:26,560 Why don't you offer to answer his phone for him? 427 00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:28,763 That way you could meet him and stop the competition 428 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:29,764 from meeting him. 429 00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:30,765 Yeah, OK. 430 00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:31,899 All right, fine. 431 00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,902 Don't act like your father. 432 00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:37,171 Don't say you're going to try and then chicken out. 433 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,439 I won't. 434 00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:41,675 But if I can't find it, which I probably won't be able to-- 435 00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:43,310 Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull. 436 00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:44,779 --then what? 437 00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:47,181 Then I'll stand in the backyard and shout West. 438 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,116 Well, that might work. 439 00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:01,896 We're sorry. 440 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,331 You have reached a number that has been disconnected 441 00:26:04,365 --> 00:26:05,433 or is no longer in service. 442 00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:08,235 If you feel you have reached this recording in error, 443 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,970 please check the number and dial again. 444 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:11,105 Calling Debbie Froynt again? 445 00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:12,206 No. 446 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,010 I wasn't calling Debbie. 447 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,681 Did she ever smile at you? 448 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:21,682 Of course she smiled. 449 00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:22,950 Why? 450 00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,885 Because that's how it works with you, Pat. 451 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,388 You see a girl you like, you stare at her like a puppy 452 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,223 hearing a strange noise, and then 453 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:32,226 you smile this goofy smile. 454 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,962 And if she smiles back, God help her, you fall in love. 455 00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:36,097 I do not. 456 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,898 Happens every time. 457 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,301 I was trying to find Douglas Trumbull, OK? 458 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,103 Holy shit. 459 00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:43,370 Yeah, I know. 460 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:45,239 You're gay! 461 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,240 What? 462 00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,708 Come on! 463 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:49,977 You ignored Debbie Froynt just to call some guy 464 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:50,978 on a Saturday night? 465 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:52,379 You're gay, Pat. 466 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:55,649 I'm not gay, and Douglas Trumbull isn't just some guy. 467 00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:57,651 He's the guy who did the special effects 468 00:26:57,685 --> 00:26:59,153 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 469 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:01,722 Oh, so you're gay for a guy who makes unwatchable movies. 470 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:02,723 What? 471 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:03,757 "2001?" 472 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,292 Man, I hate that movie. 473 00:27:05,326 --> 00:27:07,294 No, Bill, you don't really hate it. 474 00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,863 You just don't understand it. 475 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,298 No, I do really hate it, and nobody understands it. 476 00:27:11,332 --> 00:27:12,900 I do. 477 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,870 OK then, what the hell is the ending supposed to mean? 478 00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:17,905 Guy flies a spaceship into a hotel room, 479 00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:20,007 gets old, drops his wine glass, and turns 480 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,143 into a giant baby floating over the Earth, 481 00:27:22,176 --> 00:27:23,744 what the hell is that? 482 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:26,013 The hotel room was designed by the alien intelligences 483 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:27,448 observing Dave Bowman to approximate 484 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:28,749 his natural habitat. 485 00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,151 The aliens wanted to know if Dave 486 00:27:30,184 --> 00:27:32,153 could try to figure out how to take the next step 487 00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:33,087 in human evolution. 488 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,288 But he can't. 489 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,956 He doesn't know what they want from him. 490 00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:37,291 Neither does the audience. 491 00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:39,760 Yeah, exactly, because Dave represents the audience. 492 00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,362 And like the audience, he's not ready to see 493 00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:43,030 beyond what he expects to see. 494 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,199 So with each moment of missed opportunity to evolve, 495 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,034 he gets older, his years passing before him 496 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,302 in the blink of an eye. 497 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:51,172 Or in this case, a changing of a camera angle, till finally, 498 00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,340 maybe just as the answer to the riddle 499 00:27:53,374 --> 00:27:54,909 is finally within his grasp, he's 500 00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,111 too old to reach out and touch the monolith 501 00:27:57,144 --> 00:27:59,046 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 502 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:01,215 So the aliens send him back to the evolutionary cradle 503 00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:02,316 to start all over again. 504 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,585 No, they don't. 505 00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:06,820 They send him back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 506 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,289 It's called symbolism, Bill. 507 00:28:13,494 --> 00:28:14,962 Pat. 508 00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:17,231 What the hell does a giant baby floating 509 00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:18,933 over the Earth symbolize? 510 00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:21,202 Well, if you're Arthur C. Clark, who wrote the book 511 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,937 and is an eternal optimist, then Dave 512 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,072 was sent back as the star child, the first born 513 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,841 in a new breed of man who might one day touch the stars. 514 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,078 If you're Kubrick, who's such a realist, he won't even fly, 515 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:33,480 then Dave was simply sent back as a cosmic mirror, 516 00:28:33,515 --> 00:28:36,083 held up before the Earth, as if to say to humanity, 517 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:39,353 this is who you are, and this is all you'll ever be, 518 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,956 a race of selfish, uncomprehending children. 519 00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:44,024 What the hell are you talking about? 520 00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:48,829 You know, you could save a lot of time destroying 521 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,298 my reputation if you just wore a propeller beanie 522 00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:53,767 or spray painted "geek mobile" on the doors of my car. 523 00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:10,851 Ew! 524 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,153 Oh, my god, you're so gross. 525 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:14,321 Ew! 526 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,264 Argent, "Hold Your Head Up." 527 00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:27,268 WLS Music Radio 89. 528 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:30,304 What part of "Jaws 2" takes place in a shopping mall? 529 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,540 We're not shooting "Jaws 2." 530 00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:35,543 So what, more "Requiem for the Planet of the Apes?" 531 00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:38,279 And at the end, you're riding up the beach on a horse, 532 00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:40,548 and you see a JC Penney sticking out of the sand? 533 00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:42,349 My god. 534 00:29:42,383 --> 00:29:45,786 They finally really did it. 535 00:29:47,054 --> 00:29:50,057 They marked down the world. 536 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:52,026 Damn you! 537 00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:54,161 Damn you all to hell! 538 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:59,933 We're shooting "The Visitor." 539 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,036 What the hell is "The Visitor." 540 00:30:02,069 --> 00:30:04,071 He's this alien that's stranded on Earth after 541 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:05,306 these Air Force F-14's that were-- 542 00:30:05,339 --> 00:30:06,840 Pat. 543 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:09,243 scrambled to find out just what the hell went down 544 00:30:09,276 --> 00:30:10,578 in the cornfields of Northern Illinois. 545 00:30:10,612 --> 00:30:11,945 Pat. 546 00:30:11,979 --> 00:30:13,247 Spot the heat signature of the car 547 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,250 that contains these high school kids that saw the alien craft. 548 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,385 Pat, you don't have enough money to buy lunch. 549 00:30:18,419 --> 00:30:20,454 How the hell are you going to pay for an F-14? 550 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,589 Hold your head up. 551 00:30:21,623 --> 00:30:22,956 Hold your head up. 552 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,491 Can you let me out of this thing? 553 00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:26,093 It's hot as hell in here. 554 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:28,929 Yes. 555 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:31,065 Anyway, for a time the visitor believed 556 00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:34,201 he might just be able to fit in on this planet. 557 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:37,539 But now something is changing inside him. 558 00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:39,607 And in this scene, he's finally decided 559 00:30:39,641 --> 00:30:42,276 it's not worth living if he can't live as the alien being 560 00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:43,477 he really is. 561 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,512 Hi, Pat. 562 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,249 So he decides to reveal his true self 563 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:52,252 to the people he's lived with all these years. 564 00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,292 No matter what the cost. 565 00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:05,600 Fine. 566 00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:08,603 Oh! 567 00:31:10,304 --> 00:31:13,407 Today's lesson, never pretend-- 568 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,576 Oh! 569 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:18,412 --to be part of something you're not. 570 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:26,253 You OK, Patty? 571 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,589 Want me get you some ice? 572 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:29,390 Why doesn't he ever hit me? 573 00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:32,393 Shut up and lift, Bill. 574 00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:34,128 Ah! 575 00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:35,929 Oh. 576 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:38,533 He's fine. 577 00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:39,634 He's used to it. 578 00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,259 Oh, no. 579 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:07,494 Patty. 580 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:11,633 No, Pat. 581 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,234 No. 582 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,543 Definitely no. 583 00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:56,511 Hi. 584 00:33:08,523 --> 00:33:10,758 Dreamer. 585 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,761 You're nothing but a dreamer. 586 00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:16,263 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 587 00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:17,632 Oh, no. 588 00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:20,434 I said dreamer. 589 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:23,403 You say you are a dreamer. 590 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:25,272 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 591 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:26,306 Linda. 592 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,775 Oh, no. 593 00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:28,776 You like dog? 594 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,411 I said, far out-- 595 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:32,514 Um. 596 00:33:32,547 --> 00:33:33,413 What a day-- 597 00:33:33,447 --> 00:33:34,516 Yeah. 598 00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:35,783 --a year, a life it is. 599 00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:36,784 Yeah, I do. 600 00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,418 You know-- 601 00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:39,521 I got about 43 at home. 602 00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,523 Linda, would you please do something 603 00:33:41,556 --> 00:33:42,824 with that yapping mutt? 604 00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,459 We just got one good one. 605 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:50,698 Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer. 606 00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:53,133 So now, you put your head in your hands. 607 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,268 Oh, no. 608 00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:57,170 Oh, no. 609 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,574 What are you doing? 610 00:33:59,607 --> 00:34:02,577 Oh, I'm just trying to find the exact acoustical center 611 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,077 of the theater. 612 00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:06,681 I said, far out. 613 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:07,682 What a day-- 614 00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:08,750 Focus. 615 00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:10,217 A year, a life it is. 616 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,218 You know. 617 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:12,286 Focus! 618 00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:13,621 Cut! 619 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:16,591 Well, you know you had it coming to you. 620 00:34:16,624 --> 00:34:19,159 Now there's not a lot I can do. 621 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,160 Dreamer, 622 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,295 What's my plan? 623 00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:22,730 --you stupid little dreamer. 624 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:23,865 What's my plan? 625 00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,499 Yeah. Of course I have a plan. 626 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,869 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 627 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:31,773 And a love-sick, sci-fi geek former best friend skipping 628 00:34:31,806 --> 00:34:34,642 school to go make out with their girlfriend. 629 00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:37,879 The plan is, I go out there, I meet Douglas Trumbull-- 630 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:40,447 Oh, laundry's done. 631 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,850 Pat, want to help me with the laundry? 632 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:44,886 --show him some of my models and drawings, 633 00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:47,755 and maybe some of my films, and get a job. 634 00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:49,323 This doesn't bother you? 635 00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:51,726 Hey, does the Pepsi-Cola company know 636 00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:53,861 you're using their product as a floor cleaner? 637 00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,664 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes, 638 00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:59,199 and my imaginary friend, Pat Johnson. 639 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:00,200 Hi. 640 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,234 I'm Pat. 641 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:02,402 Let's watch Star Trek. 642 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,805 Do you want to see my model shop? 643 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:05,873 Did you know that the mechanical shark in "Jaws" 644 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,141 is named Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer? 645 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,277 Can you believe I'm still a virgin? 646 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,345 Really? 647 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:12,547 Damn it, Holmes. 648 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,615 What? 649 00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:14,916 I can't say virgin? 650 00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,350 Dream along. 651 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,485 Well, there's something we have in common. 652 00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:19,821 Really? 653 00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:22,222 And in the meantime, I'll be staying with my dad 654 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:23,691 while I save up to get an apartment. 655 00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:24,759 Yes, my dad. 656 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:25,760 Oh, yes, the-- 657 00:35:25,793 --> 00:35:26,761 Yes, that dad. 658 00:35:28,395 --> 00:35:31,699 Hey, Pat said your center speaker is distorting again. 659 00:35:31,733 --> 00:35:34,769 He also asked how the penicillin was working out, 660 00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,303 you know, for your-- 661 00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:39,507 Yes, he does know about the plan, kind of. 662 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,943 He thinks I'm coming out to check out medical schools. 663 00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:44,244 And what can I guess for you today, little boy? 664 00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:45,813 Guess who I'm in love with? 665 00:35:45,847 --> 00:35:49,182 Oh, let's see, could it be Douglas Trumbull? 666 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:51,085 Dream along. 667 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:52,720 Can you put your hands in your head? 668 00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:53,955 Oh, no. 669 00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,923 Oh, no. 670 00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:57,391 Get off my stage. 671 00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,425 What about Linda? 672 00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,927 Of course she knows the plan. 673 00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:03,196 We planned the plan together. 674 00:36:10,972 --> 00:36:13,841 Ah! 675 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,877 Cut. 676 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:17,310 You OK? 677 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,280 No, I'm not OK. 678 00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:22,817 I'm tired and hungry and full of burrs, 679 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,687 and I can't see anything in this stupid mask. 680 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,222 Maybe he could come up on all fours? 681 00:36:29,256 --> 00:36:31,592 No, a superior being from another planet beckoning 682 00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,360 us to join him out there, where we 683 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:35,462 might learn the secrets of the universe, 684 00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,965 would not go up his boarding ramp on his hands and knees. 685 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,433 Yeah. 686 00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,468 Probably wouldn't arrive in a hubcap filled 687 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,705 with Christmas lights either. 688 00:36:43,738 --> 00:36:44,572 Yeah, probably not. 689 00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:48,341 Hey, can I take this stupid thing off? 690 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,777 It smells like feet. 691 00:36:49,811 --> 00:36:50,745 Yeah, go ahead. 692 00:36:50,778 --> 00:36:52,880 We're done tonight. 693 00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:54,515 But we didn't get the shot. 694 00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:56,249 We're done. 695 00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,317 Good night. 696 00:36:57,350 --> 00:36:59,319 Girls ruin everything. 697 00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:01,756 You give me hope for mankind. 698 00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:04,257 Go to hell, Bill. 699 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:08,328 So have you ever seen one, a UFO? 700 00:37:08,361 --> 00:37:10,898 Well, when I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 701 00:37:10,932 --> 00:37:12,600 from Waukegan Airport. 702 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,736 You could see them just over those trees there. 703 00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:16,003 But you couldn't hear them. 704 00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:22,275 There were just these blazing silent lights coming this way. 705 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:27,280 And every time a plane took off I thought, or wished, 706 00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:30,350 that it was a UFO coming to take me back. 707 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,285 Back? 708 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:35,422 I thought that maybe I was an alien. 709 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:38,358 What could possibly have changed your mind? 710 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:42,029 Well, my dad said that UFOs didn't exist. 711 00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:45,900 And to prove it, he drove me down to the airport 712 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,769 to watch a plane take off. 713 00:37:47,802 --> 00:37:48,936 Wow. 714 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:52,339 Plus, the aliens never did take me. 715 00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:57,779 So where do your alien relatives come from? 716 00:37:57,812 --> 00:37:59,412 A distant star system. 717 00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:00,715 Yeah? What's it called? 718 00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:01,949 Hollywood. 719 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:05,920 Sounds like you need to go there then. 720 00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:08,421 Not without you. 721 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:15,096 I never thought I'd find anyone who understood me, who'd 722 00:38:15,129 --> 00:38:18,533 accept me for who I really am. 723 00:38:18,566 --> 00:38:23,671 And then there you were, reading "2001: A Space Odyssey." 724 00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:27,742 And it was like, awoogah. 725 00:38:27,775 --> 00:38:30,945 That's the first thing you noticed about me, 726 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,412 that I was reading "2001?" 727 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,413 Yeah. 728 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,882 It was so weird. 729 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:38,451 It was like we were meant to find each other. 730 00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:44,424 What? 731 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,828 Now, he was master of the world. 732 00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:48,963 And he was not quite sure what to do next. 733 00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:51,566 But he would think of something. 734 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:52,733 Tray? 735 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,137 God, I love this book. 736 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,470 Sorry. 737 00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:04,579 So then I figured, hey, if I skim through this, 738 00:39:04,612 --> 00:39:06,747 maybe I'll finally understand the movie. 739 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:13,588 Well, it's really not that hard to understand when you really 740 00:39:13,621 --> 00:39:14,889 think about it. 741 00:39:14,922 --> 00:39:16,691 Or if you stay awake. 742 00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:22,495 Oh, don't be mad. 743 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,766 I still love you, even if you're the only sci-fi geek in town. 744 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,543 Patrick Read Johnson! 745 00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:38,579 Oh, great. 746 00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:41,015 Don't worry, I got it, ma. 747 00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:01,702 WLS Music Radio, "Holdin' on to Yesterday." 748 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,137 This is Ambrosia. 749 00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:16,183 Calling your gay special effects lover again? 750 00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:18,052 Linda, happy? 751 00:40:18,085 --> 00:40:19,654 Not a great conversation. 752 00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,055 No conversation. 753 00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:22,690 She's always working. 754 00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,091 Oh, what a tramp. 755 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,559 Yesterday. 756 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:41,909 I keep holdin' on enough to say that I'm wrong. 757 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:45,713 I keep thinking that I'm-- 758 00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:46,948 What? 759 00:40:46,981 --> 00:40:48,115 I was just thinking. 760 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,216 What? 761 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:51,752 You should come with me. 762 00:40:51,786 --> 00:40:52,954 Where? 763 00:40:52,987 --> 00:40:54,055 Hollywood. 764 00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:56,691 What? 765 00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:57,591 You're a funny guy. 766 00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:58,626 Yo, hey. 767 00:40:58,659 --> 00:40:59,727 I got a tow. 768 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,696 Take care of the shop till I get back. 769 00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:03,764 I'm also a practical guy, Pat. 770 00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:06,600 My name's on the sign of Bud's and Sons. 771 00:41:06,634 --> 00:41:08,501 Your name is apparently up in the lights, 772 00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:10,738 somewhere out there, or maybe just 773 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,139 in the theater of your mind. 774 00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:14,775 Either way, I'll leave the Hollywood stuff up to you. 775 00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:18,913 Holdin' on to yesterday. 776 00:41:18,946 --> 00:41:22,917 Well, if it isn't Mustang Sally and the Pinto Kid. 777 00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:23,985 Hi, Pat. 778 00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:25,252 Hey. 779 00:41:25,286 --> 00:41:27,588 So I see the SS Bondo is still afloat. 780 00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,256 Why don't you let my dad crush that thing 781 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,524 and put it out of its misery? 782 00:41:30,558 --> 00:41:33,661 Your dad hasn't seen a car this nice since he was conceived. 783 00:41:33,694 --> 00:41:34,762 Bill. 784 00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:35,930 When my dad rebuilt this he put 785 00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:36,864 the weight where it counts-- 786 00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:37,898 Bill. 787 00:41:37,932 --> 00:41:39,000 --under the hood. 788 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,801 Oh, he put your mom under the hood? 789 00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:43,004 Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8. 790 00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,772 Any time you want to embarrass yourself-- 791 00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:46,073 Any time I want to embarrass myself, 792 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,174 I'll borrow your mustache. 793 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,609 - Jeez, Bill. - Come on, guys. 794 00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:49,944 - What did you say? - Time to go home. 795 00:41:49,977 --> 00:41:51,012 Oh, great. 796 00:41:51,045 --> 00:41:51,946 Look what you did now. 797 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:53,214 Tony, stop. 798 00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:54,281 Oh, hurry up. 799 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,150 Open up, you pussy. 800 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:57,151 Who the hell is this guy? 801 00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,285 Tony Vasuvio. 802 00:41:58,319 --> 00:41:59,320 Of Vasuvio's junkyard? 803 00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:00,755 Dino and Lorenzo's brother? 804 00:42:00,788 --> 00:42:02,223 Stupider brother, if you can believe that. 805 00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:03,791 Just go. 806 00:42:03,824 --> 00:42:05,092 He can't kill us if he can't catch us. 807 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:06,227 He can catch us. 808 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,628 I thought you said there's a V8 under-- 809 00:42:07,661 --> 00:42:08,496 Open the door, nerds! 810 00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,097 - There was. - What do you mean was? 811 00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,766 My dad replaced it with something less thirsty 812 00:42:11,799 --> 00:42:12,767 when the gas prices hit. 813 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,769 - How much less thirsty? - Four cylinders less. 814 00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:15,970 Oh, shit. 815 00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:17,304 Maybe if we run in different directions 816 00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:18,305 it'll confuse him. 817 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,774 Get down. 818 00:42:19,807 --> 00:42:21,175 You know, he knows we're in here. 819 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,244 He may have a faster car, but I'm a better driver. 820 00:42:23,277 --> 00:42:25,312 Well, you'd have a better chance to prove it if you drove. 821 00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:26,647 On the count of three. 822 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,648 - One-- - One. 823 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:28,649 - Two. - Two. 824 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,184 - Three! - Ah! 825 00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:32,053 Jeez, you guys, relax. 826 00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:35,322 Why would we do that, with this maniac out here? 827 00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:36,690 Because Tony's cool now. 828 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:37,958 How did you get him to calm down? 829 00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:39,693 I told him who you were. 830 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:42,563 - And who am I? - My boyfriend. 831 00:42:44,265 --> 00:42:46,333 And who is he to you? 832 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:49,336 Tony, his mom and mine have worked together for years. 833 00:42:49,370 --> 00:42:52,073 We've known each other since we were six years old. 834 00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:53,874 He's like an overprotective brother. 835 00:42:53,908 --> 00:42:55,976 I thought you were working the game tonight. 836 00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:59,680 I was, but by the third quarter, Antioch was beating our butts, 837 00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:02,349 and there was nobody left in the stands to buy anything. 838 00:43:02,383 --> 00:43:04,218 Jenny Boziak said she'd cover for me. 839 00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:06,087 My car's still in the shop, so Tony 840 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,822 said he'd give me a ride home. 841 00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:10,091 Well, we can give you a ride home. 842 00:43:10,124 --> 00:43:12,026 I don't think that's such a good idea. 843 00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:13,961 Oh, and you'd rather ride home with him? 844 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:15,396 Yes. 845 00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:19,767 If I want to see you again in this lifetime, which I do. 846 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,102 Mom trusts him. 847 00:43:21,135 --> 00:43:22,403 Why not me? 848 00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:24,605 Tony doesn't look at me the way you do. 849 00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:27,241 So I'll quit looking at you like that. 850 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:28,943 You better not. 851 00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:36,984 I should go. 852 00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,986 I love you. 853 00:43:39,019 --> 00:43:40,321 That'll help? 854 00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:41,856 With what? 855 00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:43,757 The rest of our lives, silly boy. 856 00:43:57,204 --> 00:43:58,772 Did you just get engaged? 857 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:10,451 The best thing about an Airedale is 858 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,786 it can take down a grizzly bear and still 859 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:15,055 be the best playmate your child can ever have. 860 00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:16,190 Did Linda call? 861 00:44:16,223 --> 00:44:18,225 Dashing through the snow, 862 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:21,829 in a one-horse open sleigh. 863 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:24,165 I'm ready to die a horrible, agonizing death 864 00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:25,799 in the cold vacuum of space. 865 00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:35,242 All right. 866 00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:36,310 Ready? 867 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:37,311 Yep. 868 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,379 Here we go. 869 00:44:38,412 --> 00:44:41,081 Now, you're in space so float. 870 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:43,317 Now you're asphyxiating. 871 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:44,818 What's asphyxiating? 872 00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:45,819 You can't breathe. 873 00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:46,854 You don't have any air. 874 00:44:46,887 --> 00:44:47,955 Come on. 875 00:44:47,988 --> 00:44:49,190 Like this, like this. 876 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,324 There you go. 877 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:51,825 Don't look at the camera. 878 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:53,327 Why would I be looking at anything? 879 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,461 I'm dying. 880 00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:55,829 What if I throw up in space? 881 00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,064 You're not going to throw up. 882 00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:58,966 - Wouldn't that be cool? - Don't throw up. 883 00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:01,001 - I'm going to do it. - That's very funny. 884 00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:02,937 - Here I go. - Better not throw up. 885 00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:03,938 Oh. 886 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:04,939 That's disgusting. 887 00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:07,474 Don't do that again, OK? 888 00:45:07,509 --> 00:45:09,076 You got it on the lens. 889 00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:10,945 Patrick! 890 00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:14,815 What? 891 00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:16,083 I have to go to the bathroom. 892 00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,218 Can you just hold it? 893 00:45:17,251 --> 00:45:18,352 I guess. 894 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:19,820 What? 895 00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:21,088 It's Linda. 896 00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:27,394 Misty, knock it off. 897 00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:29,496 Linda, will you please do something 898 00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:32,099 about this damn yapping mutt? 899 00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:34,401 Hey, Misty, shut up! 900 00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:40,107 Oh, stop. 901 00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,175 What? 902 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:43,410 I thought we were going to get married and have 903 00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:44,979 a big house and 2.3 kids. 904 00:45:45,012 --> 00:45:47,014 We don't have to have them tonight. 905 00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:49,917 No, like nine months from now. 906 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:52,386 What are you in such a hurry for? 907 00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,988 You're 17 years old. 908 00:45:54,021 --> 00:45:56,023 Don't you want to see the world a little, 909 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:57,925 sow you're wild oats and all that? 910 00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,260 No, no, I don't. 911 00:45:59,293 --> 00:46:00,461 I want to be with you. 912 00:46:00,494 --> 00:46:01,795 That's all I want. 913 00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:11,138 Oh, shit! 914 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,051 Stop! 915 00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:53,480 He kept asking if you got the shot. 916 00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:58,185 He wanted to make sure that he'd done it right. 917 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,187 He didn't want to waste film. 918 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,523 I feel bad enough, OK? 919 00:47:05,492 --> 00:47:08,462 It isn't just about you. It's about him too. 920 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,097 He needs a man to be around right now. 921 00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:11,131 Oh, and that's my fault? 922 00:47:11,165 --> 00:47:12,600 No, it's not. 923 00:47:12,634 --> 00:47:15,369 But that doesn't change the fact that, with your father gone, 924 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,137 you're the one they all look up to. 925 00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:18,606 They count on you to be there for them. 926 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,207 Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't. 927 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,975 Maybe I'm not ready to be counted on. 928 00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:24,612 Well, maybe you shouldn't be moving so fast with Linda then. 929 00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:26,947 Maybe you should mind your own business. 930 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,216 You are my own business. 931 00:47:45,299 --> 00:47:47,968 I think you should graduate high school first and find out 932 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,571 what it's like to live in the real world. 933 00:47:49,604 --> 00:47:51,038 This isn't the real world. 934 00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:52,574 This is your parents' basement. 935 00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:54,642 I just think that, before we move in together, 936 00:47:54,676 --> 00:47:56,276 you might want to find a job that 937 00:47:56,310 --> 00:47:57,478 pays more than minimum wage. 938 00:47:57,512 --> 00:48:00,247 Yeah, but there aren't any part time jobs in Lake County 939 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,549 that pay more than minimum wage. 940 00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,016 That's why I got a second job. 941 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:04,184 You what? 942 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,987 Mom got me on the late shift at Solo. 943 00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,222 Doing what? 944 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,527 Injection molding cups in the machine right next to hers. 945 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,262 OK, well maybe your mom could get me a job at the machine 946 00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:16,430 next to yours. 947 00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:19,166 Actually, that's where Tony works. 948 00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:24,138 You know, there's an opening at Weebolts 949 00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:27,408 managing the men's department. 950 00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:31,613 Well, I'm not real comfortable in a tie. 951 00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:34,314 Were you comfortable in my parents' basement? 952 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:46,694 And that'll be it for this Amazing Alfredo. 953 00:48:46,728 --> 00:48:50,063 But luckily, due to the miracle of our patented identical 954 00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:52,032 costume technology, you'll hardly 955 00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:54,301 even notice the difference, as I turn things over 956 00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,738 to the Amazing Alfredo. 957 00:48:59,072 --> 00:49:00,174 OK, Rick's watching. 958 00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:01,241 Don't embarrass me. 959 00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:02,710 Do I ever? 960 00:49:02,744 --> 00:49:04,712 Oh, my God. 961 00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:05,647 Hi. 962 00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:13,987 Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to introduce myself. 963 00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:14,955 I am-- 964 00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:21,328 I am-- 965 00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:31,739 Now he was master of the world. 966 00:49:33,373 --> 00:49:36,009 And he was not quite sure what to do next, 967 00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:37,512 but he would think of something. 968 00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:08,810 I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo. 969 00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:12,179 So, I'll guess your age, your weight. 970 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,715 Guess who I'm in love with? 971 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:16,651 What on earth? 972 00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:18,252 Janet Johnson, Stoneridge Heritage. 973 00:50:18,285 --> 00:50:19,787 I got the job. 974 00:50:19,821 --> 00:50:22,557 We're going to Gauge's Lake with Bill and Robin to celebrate. 975 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,659 Have I got a dog for you. 976 00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:25,760 He's had all his shots. 977 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:28,262 He's completely house trained, very well behaved. 978 00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:30,598 He needs a haircut, but we do grooming here as well. 979 00:50:30,632 --> 00:50:32,800 But seriously, he's been making these little movies 980 00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:34,034 since he was 9. 981 00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,738 You know, with the home movie camera his dad left behind. 982 00:50:36,771 --> 00:50:38,138 But they're really something. 983 00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:39,674 He did this one which is like 984 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,408 those "Planet of the Apes" movies. 985 00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:43,711 And he and his friends stuck straws up their noses 986 00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:46,581 so they could breathe, and put plaster all over their faces, 987 00:50:46,614 --> 00:50:48,683 and made molds, and sculpted ape faces, and made masks 988 00:50:48,716 --> 00:50:49,817 out of liquid latex. 989 00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,218 And then they went out 990 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,754 and put together sets and little models, 991 00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:54,421 and shot the whole thing themselves. 992 00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:56,156 And it's really good. 993 00:50:56,189 --> 00:50:58,693 And they showed it at all the grade schools around the area. 994 00:50:58,726 --> 00:51:00,695 And he was even in the local paper. 995 00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:03,731 But now all he thinks about is getting out to California 996 00:51:03,765 --> 00:51:05,833 and meeting those movie heroes of his, 997 00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:08,435 like what's his name, the guy that did all the trick 998 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,304 photography on "2001." 999 00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,439 Special effects. 1000 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:15,175 Yes, that's right, Douglas Trumbull. 1001 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,312 But here we are, in Wadsworth, Illinois, and I just-- 1002 00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:19,781 I don't know how to help him. 1003 00:51:19,814 --> 00:51:22,382 And I certainly don't know anybody in Hollywood. 1004 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,251 So here's what I was wondering. 1005 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:26,588 If I could save enough money and get him out there, 1006 00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:28,590 do you think maybe you could talk to him, 1007 00:51:28,623 --> 00:51:30,792 and give him some pointers, and maybe introduce him 1008 00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:32,326 to this Douglas Trumbull person? 1009 00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:40,802 You're kidding. 1010 00:51:40,835 --> 00:51:41,869 Of course. 1011 00:51:41,903 --> 00:51:43,470 I know there are no guarantees. 1012 00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:45,205 There never are. 1013 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:47,240 OK, wonderful. 1014 00:51:47,274 --> 00:51:49,744 I'll get him out on a plane this weekend. 1015 00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:51,913 Thank you so much, Herb. 1016 00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:53,413 Thank you so much. 1017 00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:54,414 Bye. 1018 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:05,760 Hooray for Hollywood. 1019 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:08,696 I got you all set up in Hollywood. 1020 00:52:08,730 --> 00:52:11,532 I called a guy I never met there. 1021 00:52:11,566 --> 00:52:16,236 Now let's cut your hair and find you something to wear. 1022 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,573 Who will pay the airfare? 1023 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:28,415 Hooray for credit cards. 1024 00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:32,252 La, la, la, la, la, la, la credit cards. 1025 00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:38,880 Can I help you? 1026 00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,817 I'm Pat Johnson. 1027 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:45,720 Hi. 1028 00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:48,388 I'm Herb Lightman. 1029 00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:51,926 Welcome to Hollywood. 1030 00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:53,995 Thank you. Thank you. 1031 00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:58,431 Oh, I'm also Malcolm Higgins, and Steven Blum, 1032 00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:03,805 and Ari Roscoe, and Colin Anderson, 1033 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:10,678 and Felipe Castero Junior. 1034 00:55:10,711 --> 00:55:12,747 You write the whole magazine? 1035 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:15,716 When I'm not entertaining the folks from out of town. 1036 00:55:18,586 --> 00:55:20,521 And answering the telephone. 1037 00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:36,571 So-- so, how does one get to be the editor of "American 1038 00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:39,707 Cinematographer Magazine?" 1039 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:43,010 One sets out to become a big Hollywood director. 1040 00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:54,454 Again, I just want to thank you so much for doing this for me. 1041 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:58,159 Thanks a lot. 1042 00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:02,395 I take it that thanking people a lot in advance of their 1043 00:56:02,429 --> 00:56:06,901 having done anything for you is a Johnson family trait. 1044 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:11,505 Herb Lightman. 1045 00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:13,941 Oh, hello. 1046 00:56:13,975 --> 00:56:15,810 Again. 1047 00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:18,880 Yeah, he's here, hair and all. 1048 00:56:18,913 --> 00:56:20,615 No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1049 00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,650 No, it's fine. 1050 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:25,086 No, a haircut won't be necessary. 1051 00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:28,488 The Incredible Hulk look is all the rage these days. 1052 00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:29,891 Is he what? 1053 00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:33,794 Yes, he's still wearing his tie. 1054 00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:36,764 Oh, no, no, no, no, really, that won't-- no, 1055 00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,566 that won't be necessary. 1056 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:42,770 My thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1057 00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,039 when I help make their dream come true. 1058 00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:46,908 No really. 1059 00:56:46,941 --> 00:56:49,176 I'm happy to help. 1060 00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:51,646 What's that? 1061 00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,080 Of course. 1062 00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:55,049 I will. 1063 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,784 I will. 1064 00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:58,719 Yeah. 1065 00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:01,656 OK, you got it. 1066 00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:03,658 I can do that. 1067 00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:06,527 As soon as I get off the phone. 1068 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,730 OK, bye. 1069 00:57:09,764 --> 00:57:13,200 You will never guess who just called. 1070 00:57:13,234 --> 00:57:14,535 Yeah. 1071 00:57:14,568 --> 00:57:15,703 Sorry, she's-- 1072 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:23,611 She asked me to remind you to thank me for doing this. 1073 00:57:23,644 --> 00:57:25,947 Thank you. 1074 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,615 Oh, sorry, right, right. 1075 00:57:27,648 --> 00:57:30,551 Your thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1076 00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:32,887 when you help make their dreams come true. 1077 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,955 That's right. 1078 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,823 And you know how many times I've had 1079 00:57:35,856 --> 00:57:38,125 the pleasure of seeing that look in a young person's eye 1080 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:39,226 when their dream comes true? 1081 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:40,261 Precisely never. 1082 00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,829 Why? 1083 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:43,731 Because I've never done this for anyone before. 1084 00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,232 Why? 1085 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,868 Because I never wanted to see the look in a young person's 1086 00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:50,237 eyes when they realize that their dream is probably not 1087 00:57:50,271 --> 00:57:51,172 going to come true. 1088 00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:52,873 Why? 1089 00:57:52,907 --> 00:57:55,710 Because Hollywood is the least conducive place on the planet 1090 00:57:55,743 --> 00:57:57,878 Earth for anyone's dream to ever come true. 1091 00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,650 So why are you doing this for me? 1092 00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:10,591 Cause your mother has huge, clanging steel balls. 1093 00:58:10,624 --> 00:58:13,527 Because you're here anyway and because you say 1094 00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:15,863 thank you a lot. 1095 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,768 Shall we go? 1096 00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:25,639 So tell me something. 1097 00:58:25,673 --> 00:58:27,141 Of all the people in Hollywood you 1098 00:58:27,174 --> 00:58:29,610 could pick to meet, why Douglas Trumbull? 1099 00:58:29,643 --> 00:58:32,213 Have you ever seen "2001: A Space Odyssey?" 1100 00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:35,616 Well, it took a while to finally get to Los Angeles, 1101 00:58:35,649 --> 00:58:36,884 but yes, I've seen it. 1102 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,285 Did you understand the ending? 1103 00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:39,754 Of course. 1104 00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:42,189 Did you? 1105 00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:44,025 Let me guess, you're a hand grenade, 1106 00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:46,660 and I just pulled the pin. 1107 00:58:46,694 --> 00:58:48,295 The riddle is nearly within his grasp, 1108 00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:50,765 but he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith 1109 00:58:50,798 --> 00:58:52,633 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 1110 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:55,669 So they send him back to the evolutionary cradle 1111 00:58:55,703 --> 00:58:59,140 to start all over again. 1112 00:59:00,274 --> 00:59:01,675 Kaboom. 1113 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,183 Well, I'm Herb Lightman, if you could call him. 1114 00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:10,251 No worries. 1115 00:59:10,284 --> 00:59:11,719 Good. 1116 00:59:11,752 --> 00:59:12,920 OK. I'll do that. 1117 00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:14,655 Sure. 1118 00:59:14,688 --> 00:59:17,958 Well, the good news is-- 1119 00:59:17,992 --> 00:59:20,127 You can go in now. 1120 00:59:20,161 --> 00:59:21,796 Thank you. 1121 00:59:21,829 --> 00:59:23,064 What's the bad news? 1122 00:59:23,097 --> 00:59:25,266 The bad news is that Douglas isn't here today. 1123 00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,070 Did you tell them I was coming? 1124 00:59:29,103 --> 00:59:32,206 I told him I was coming. 1125 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:36,343 Well, I mean, there's still probably a bunch of cool stuff 1126 00:59:36,377 --> 00:59:38,112 to see, right? 1127 00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,381 I could leave him a note. 1128 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:43,117 I have some pictures of my models. 1129 00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:45,953 I could leave him my movie and my projector. 1130 00:59:45,986 --> 00:59:49,223 I mean, it's worth a try, right? 1131 00:59:49,256 --> 00:59:51,192 You're asking the wrong guy. 1132 00:59:53,928 --> 00:59:55,129 It's worth a try. 1133 00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:01,035 OK, we have cumulocity. 1134 01:00:01,068 --> 01:00:02,369 Roll camera. 1135 01:00:23,357 --> 01:00:25,960 Give us a little more speed on the color changes. 1136 01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,198 Yeah, that's it, that's it. 1137 01:00:33,901 --> 01:00:38,672 Just-- OK, just pull back slowly. 1138 01:00:38,706 --> 01:00:41,308 Starting further back and push through the cloud. 1139 01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:46,680 So what is this movie called anyway? 1140 01:00:46,714 --> 01:00:48,883 It's called "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." 1141 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,417 What does that mean? 1142 01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:52,153 Contact. 1143 01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:56,323 Close encounter of the first kind is a sighting. 1144 01:00:56,357 --> 01:00:58,359 Close encounter of the second kind 1145 01:00:58,392 --> 01:01:01,295 is physical evidence of an encounter. 1146 01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:03,230 Close encounter of the third kind 1147 01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:06,300 is actual contact with the aliens. 1148 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,970 It's "True UFO Stories Magazine," April 1974. 1149 01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:11,038 Don't swing. 1150 01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:12,173 You want a Pepsi? 1151 01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:13,908 Sorry, wait, stop. 1152 01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:14,909 Are you serious? 1153 01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:16,076 Yeah, thank you. 1154 01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,344 Oh, you messed up the cloud. 1155 01:01:17,378 --> 01:01:18,812 It messed up the cloud. 1156 01:01:18,846 --> 01:01:20,714 Cut. 1157 01:01:20,748 --> 01:01:22,449 How long to reset? 1158 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:24,084 25 minutes. 1159 01:01:25,352 --> 01:01:27,087 Are you the-- 1160 01:01:27,121 --> 01:01:28,923 I really think it's four hours. 1161 01:01:28,956 --> 01:01:30,824 You're Steven Spielberg. 1162 01:01:30,858 --> 01:01:32,193 Steven. 1163 01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,194 Hey, Herb. 1164 01:01:33,227 --> 01:01:34,328 Come on. 1165 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,463 Let me show you guys around. 1166 01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:37,965 How old is he? 1167 01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,400 11. 1168 01:01:39,433 --> 01:01:42,102 OK, let's recycle the tank and order some dinner. 1169 01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:46,106 When I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 1170 01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:47,208 from the local airport. 1171 01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:48,342 To me, they weren't airplanes, 1172 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:49,276 they were spaceships-- 1173 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:50,377 Doug. 1174 01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:51,879 --growing up on all those '50s films 1175 01:01:51,912 --> 01:01:53,013 with flying saucers and aliens coming 1176 01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:53,948 to Earth to destroy mankind. 1177 01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:55,015 Where is Doug? 1178 01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,417 Did you tell him I was coming? 1179 01:01:56,450 --> 01:01:58,252 Which explains why my first film was a little epic 1180 01:01:58,285 --> 01:01:59,220 called "Firelight--" 1181 01:01:59,253 --> 01:02:00,354 Doug. 1182 01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:01,422 --which was essentially about aliens 1183 01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:03,357 coming to my backyard and destroying my sisters. 1184 01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:04,858 Where's Doug? 1185 01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:06,493 So obviously, you've come a long way 1186 01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:09,496 from making little Super 8 movies in the backyard. 1187 01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:12,433 Yeah, now I make big Super 8 movies in the back lot. 1188 01:02:12,466 --> 01:02:16,971 Still, knowing what you know now about how difficult it 1189 01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:21,008 is to really do this, I wonder what 1190 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:24,411 you would say to the 17-year-old kid in the backyard who thinks 1191 01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:29,250 he's got it all figured out. 1192 01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,252 I say, if you're so smart, what are you 1193 01:02:31,285 --> 01:02:33,387 still doing in your backyard? 1194 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:35,523 But if the kid were to get up the courage 1195 01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:37,992 to leave the backyard and show up on your doorstep 1196 01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:38,892 looking for help? 1197 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:40,861 I'd say, get your own Douglas Trumbull, 1198 01:02:40,894 --> 01:02:42,129 if you could find him. 1199 01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:44,265 Speaking of which, could we talk for just a bit 1200 01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,000 about exactly what Douglas and his team 1201 01:02:46,033 --> 01:02:47,067 are doing for you here? 1202 01:02:47,101 --> 01:02:49,303 I knew I wanted to show flying saucers in a way 1203 01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:51,539 that they'd never been shown before, and I had to go-- 1204 01:02:51,573 --> 01:02:53,575 Well, "Close Encounters" is a very effects heavy film. 1205 01:02:53,608 --> 01:02:54,808 --a real alien. 1206 01:02:54,842 --> 01:02:56,277 His name is Douglas Trumbull. 1207 01:02:56,310 --> 01:02:58,412 He worked on a little film called "2001: A Space Odyssey." 1208 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,414 Rejecting the sketches, we created force perspective 1209 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:02,283 planning so much Greg, Gene, and his model crew 1210 01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:04,084 made miniature landscapes with an amazing sense 1211 01:03:04,118 --> 01:03:05,219 of distance and very little space. 1212 01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:07,321 Before it was paintings based on sketches, and then 1213 01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,023 Doug, Vilmos and I work out the color scheme. 1214 01:03:09,056 --> 01:03:10,057 Who is Vilmos? 1215 01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:14,562 The DP. 1216 01:03:14,596 --> 01:03:19,033 The director of photography. 1217 01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:20,067 I know. 1218 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,168 OK. 1219 01:03:21,201 --> 01:03:22,436 My worry was that the stars would 1220 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:25,439 become diffused blobs instead of crisp little points of light. 1221 01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:27,174 So Richard Yuricich came with the idea 1222 01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,576 of burning the starfields directly 1223 01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,944 in the interpositive, which meant doing a latent image 1224 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,446 pass through the optical printer, 1225 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:35,049 and bypacking the starfield element with the original-- 1226 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,924 --projection that will allow us to put these large format 1227 01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:46,594 images on the Scotchlite screen, reflected back exactly on axis 1228 01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:49,229 so that any foreground object will block its own shadow, 1229 01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:51,398 preventing a perfect comp with no need for blue screen 1230 01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:52,499 or motion control. 1231 01:03:52,534 --> 01:03:53,635 What? 1232 01:03:53,668 --> 01:03:55,936 Sorry, what's motion control? 1233 01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:07,481 So I told the guys at the studio that I needed five airplanes, 1234 01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:09,216 and they tried to give me three. 1235 01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:11,985 I told them, you can't make a circle with three airplanes. 1236 01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,487 You can make a triangle with three. 1237 01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:15,122 You can make a square with four. 1238 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,890 But if you're going to make a circle, 1239 01:04:16,924 --> 01:04:18,626 you're going to need at least five airplanes. 1240 01:04:58,566 --> 01:05:00,234 You're Greg Jein. 1241 01:05:02,704 --> 01:05:07,609 You built the Dark Star, and the penis ship in "Flesh Gordon." 1242 01:05:11,713 --> 01:05:13,213 "Star Log Magazine." 1243 01:05:13,247 --> 01:05:15,449 Security. 1244 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,451 Relax. 1245 01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:21,155 We don't really have security, obviously. 1246 01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:24,626 That's-- you got me. 1247 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,594 Looking for Doug? 1248 01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:28,061 Yeah, how did you know? 1249 01:05:28,095 --> 01:05:29,163 Everybody's looking for-- 1250 01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:31,599 Because you had an audience with Steven Spielberg, 1251 01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:33,333 and you ended up in his model shop. 1252 01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:39,106 I got lost. 1253 01:05:39,139 --> 01:05:41,709 I know you did. 1254 01:05:41,743 --> 01:05:44,044 So here you are at the intersection 1255 01:05:44,077 --> 01:05:48,115 of fantasy and reality, just as far from Douglas Trumbull 1256 01:05:48,148 --> 01:05:54,388 as you were back in Wadsworth, Illinois, population 750. 1257 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:32,794 Hey, Doug! 1258 01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:34,228 Doug! 1259 01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:37,164 Hey, hey, hey, Doug. 1260 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:38,499 Hey, Herb. 1261 01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:40,400 Sorry, about 12 million things came up. 1262 01:06:40,434 --> 01:06:41,769 We can do the interview another time. 1263 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:42,570 It's not important. 1264 01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:44,271 Anyway, I just want to tell you 1265 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,573 I brought somebody along today 1266 01:06:45,607 --> 01:06:47,307 who has been anxious to meet you 1267 01:06:47,341 --> 01:06:49,376 since he saw "2001" when he was eight years old. 1268 01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:51,144 And he understood it, no less. 1269 01:06:51,178 --> 01:06:53,146 But anyway, he's a film director himself, 1270 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:56,250 and that's because he was so turned on and so inspired 1271 01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:57,785 by your first film. 1272 01:06:57,819 --> 01:07:00,220 So if you could have half a second, just say hi. 1273 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,027 Hi. 1274 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,434 Nice meeting you. 1275 01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:27,114 What-- what, you, you had nothing to say? 1276 01:07:29,483 --> 01:07:32,319 Well, that's so sweet. 1277 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,353 So-- 1278 01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,355 Stupid! 1279 01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:37,291 I can't believe you said that! 1280 01:07:37,324 --> 01:07:38,325 Said what? 1281 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:39,561 Nothing! 1282 01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:41,696 It was a good start. 1283 01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:45,299 "Hi, my name is" might have been a good follow up. 1284 01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:47,167 Oh, boy. 1285 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,103 Saying goodbye to Steven might have been a good idea too. 1286 01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,845 And that's it? 1287 01:07:57,879 --> 01:08:01,716 After all this crazy hoping, and trying, and dreaming? 1288 01:08:01,749 --> 01:08:05,319 You're nearly killing me making dumb movies in your backyard. 1289 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:10,525 That's all you got from your one chance at Hollywood? 1290 01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:15,797 Well, there is one other little, little thing. 1291 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,502 Hi, guys, John Dagster. 1292 01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:24,271 Welcome to Industrial Light and Magic. 1293 01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:25,873 As you can see from the poster, we're 1294 01:08:25,907 --> 01:08:27,909 a little behind schedule, which means we're all 1295 01:08:27,942 --> 01:08:29,476 a little over-caffeinated here. 1296 01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:30,778 So please keep your hands and feet 1297 01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:31,913 inside the ride at all times. 1298 01:08:31,946 --> 01:08:33,213 No flash photography. 1299 01:08:33,246 --> 01:08:34,882 Most importantly, remember to forget 1300 01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:37,518 every single thing you see here, except for the cool stuff. 1301 01:08:37,552 --> 01:08:39,554 The surface of the Death Star, a small artificial moon 1302 01:08:39,587 --> 01:08:41,288 that goes around blowing up other planets. 1303 01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:42,624 So we had to make a lot of it. 1304 01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,559 So we made wood patterns and took molds off them 1305 01:08:44,592 --> 01:08:46,628 with this Dow Corning Silastic liquid rubber, 1306 01:08:46,661 --> 01:08:48,830 which is normally used to seal basements against flooding, 1307 01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:50,698 inject the molds with expandable urethane foam, 1308 01:08:50,732 --> 01:08:52,232 like the stuff they squirt in the walls 1309 01:08:52,265 --> 01:08:53,166 for insulation. 1310 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,301 Wham-o. 1311 01:08:54,334 --> 01:08:55,837 Repeatable lightweight modular sections. 1312 01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,905 They're really easy to throw around. 1313 01:08:57,939 --> 01:09:00,775 Those are x-wings, part of a small fleet of battleships 1314 01:09:00,808 --> 01:09:03,911 used by the Rebel Alliance to fight the Empire. 1315 01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:07,381 There's the escape capsules, right over here. 1316 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:10,317 And over here, we've got the-- 1317 01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,920 we've got the Millennium Falcon. 1318 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,923 It belongs to a space pirate named Han Solo 1319 01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:17,925 and his Wookie, Chewbacca. 1320 01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:20,293 That's the rebel blockade runner, right here. 1321 01:09:20,327 --> 01:09:21,663 And where are we? 1322 01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:24,398 Over here, we've got the Star Destroyer. 1323 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:28,569 And here is Luke's Land Speeder. 1324 01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:31,271 Now, that's Luke, destroyed C-3PO, 1325 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:32,607 and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1326 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,542 Wait, that's the Bionic Man action figure. 1327 01:09:34,575 --> 01:09:35,877 Yeah, don't-- don't tell anybody. 1328 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:37,745 We're making this whole movie out of things 1329 01:09:37,779 --> 01:09:39,580 you could find lying around your garage. 1330 01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:40,515 That's so cool. 1331 01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:42,583 Over here, we have our breakaway models. 1332 01:09:42,617 --> 01:09:43,885 They're made from a brittle resin 1333 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,285 which explodes really nicely. 1334 01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:46,286 Go ahead, break it. 1335 01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:47,287 No, no, no, no, no. 1336 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,455 Here, check it out. 1337 01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:51,425 No, no, no, no, what are you doing? 1338 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,960 Cool, huh? 1339 01:09:52,994 --> 01:09:54,595 I can fix this. 1340 01:09:54,629 --> 01:09:57,565 Now, understand a lot of the blue screens 1341 01:09:57,598 --> 01:09:58,833 still aren't composited. 1342 01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:00,735 There's no music or sound effects yet. 1343 01:10:00,768 --> 01:10:03,604 It's still got a British from "World War II," and stuff 1344 01:10:03,638 --> 01:10:05,472 from "Dam Busters" and "633 Squadron" 1345 01:10:05,506 --> 01:10:09,242 standing in for the dogfight scenes. 1346 01:10:09,276 --> 01:10:13,246 And this is our screening room. 1347 01:10:53,921 --> 01:10:55,489 Everyone's fixed up. 1348 01:10:55,523 --> 01:10:58,059 And then, and suddenly, they all turn around, 1349 01:10:58,092 --> 01:11:01,028 and this huge crowd of hundreds of Rebel pilots 1350 01:11:01,062 --> 01:11:02,630 give him a standing ovation. 1351 01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,364 And that's it. 1352 01:11:04,397 --> 01:11:07,501 That's the end. 1353 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:08,970 OK. 1354 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:12,540 So I just have one-- one question for you. 1355 01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:13,808 Go ahead. 1356 01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:15,375 What the hell were those hundreds 1357 01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:17,512 of other Rebel pilots doing while their pals were 1358 01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,647 getting their asses kicked attacking the Death Star? 1359 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,648 I don't know. 1360 01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:21,649 Who cares? 1361 01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,851 I'm telling you, when this movie comes out, 1362 01:11:23,885 --> 01:11:25,953 it's going to be like Woodstock. 1363 01:11:25,987 --> 01:11:26,888 I'm thinking Nerdstock. 1364 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:34,729 When and where does this thing come out? 1365 01:11:34,762 --> 01:11:39,834 May 25th at theaters everywhere! 1366 01:11:39,867 --> 01:11:42,402 You really met Steven Spielberg? 1367 01:11:42,435 --> 01:11:44,539 Yeah, I really did. 1368 01:11:44,572 --> 01:11:46,674 Did you show him your "Planet of the Apes" movie? 1369 01:11:46,707 --> 01:11:47,809 No. 1370 01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:48,976 Good. 1371 01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:50,678 Oh, man we have to go opening night. 1372 01:11:50,711 --> 01:11:51,612 We have to. 1373 01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:52,580 Why? 1374 01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:58,753 Go see this movie again when it comes out. 1375 01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:00,688 See it opening day, first show. 1376 01:12:00,721 --> 01:12:02,757 If it doesn't make you jump in your car 1377 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:05,126 and drive like hell to get back out here, then maybe 1378 01:12:05,159 --> 01:12:07,728 I'm wrong about you. 1379 01:12:07,762 --> 01:12:09,362 But I don't think I am. 1380 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,835 Um, hi. 1381 01:12:13,868 --> 01:12:16,537 Pat Johnson says your center speaker's distorting again. 1382 01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:20,407 OK, bye. 1383 01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:23,878 Come on, do it. 1384 01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:24,912 No, I'm eating popcorn. 1385 01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,614 The butter ought to make it easier. 1386 01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:28,015 What are you guys talking about? 1387 01:12:28,049 --> 01:12:30,051 Robin can stick her entire fist in her mouth. 1388 01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,586 Don't ask her to prove it, though, 1389 01:12:31,619 --> 01:12:32,854 even with something smaller. 1390 01:12:32,887 --> 01:12:34,589 I could put my entire fist in your mouth. 1391 01:12:34,622 --> 01:12:35,923 Well, now we're starting something. 1392 01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:36,991 OK, OK. Shh. 1393 01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,458 Please refrain from talking-- 1394 01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:39,994 Pat, there's no one else in the theater. 1395 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:40,895 This might be it, Bill. 1396 01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:41,996 What? 1397 01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:43,130 You say that every time. 1398 01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:46,167 And every time, we end up staring in awe struck wonder 1399 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,536 at the coming attractions to "Logan's Run," or "Breaker 1400 01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:51,739 Breaker" starring Chuck Norris. 1401 01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:52,874 I like Chuck Norris. 1402 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,945 And really, Pat, if this "Space Wars" thing is so great, then 1403 01:12:57,979 --> 01:13:01,414 why hasn't there been any hoopla about it? 1404 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:02,884 - It's "Star Wars." - Hoopla? 1405 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:03,818 Know what I think? 1406 01:13:03,851 --> 01:13:05,519 You're making this "Space Wars" thing up. 1407 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:06,888 It's "Star Wars," and why would I? 1408 01:13:06,921 --> 01:13:08,789 So you had something to tell people about your trip 1409 01:13:08,823 --> 01:13:10,057 to Hollywood other than, I blew it. 1410 01:13:10,091 --> 01:13:11,058 I didn't blow it, Bill. 1411 01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:12,927 You met Steven Spielberg and Douglas Trumbull, 1412 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,028 and you came back. 1413 01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:15,630 Why come back if you didn't blow it? 1414 01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:16,797 Are you serious? 1415 01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:18,032 You're having one of your fake fights. 1416 01:13:18,065 --> 01:13:19,166 You're wasting your time. 1417 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,001 Why did I come back? 1418 01:13:20,034 --> 01:13:21,535 I came back to finish high school. 1419 01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:22,370 The guy who directed "Jaws." 1420 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:23,638 You're acting like you knew that? 1421 01:13:23,671 --> 01:13:24,906 I told you that. 1422 01:13:24,939 --> 01:13:26,173 I'm too busy watching the coming attractions 1423 01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:27,642 to "Space Wars." 1424 01:13:27,675 --> 01:13:28,776 It's "Star--" what? 1425 01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:35,950 He's moving too fast! 1426 01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,184 It's an epic of heroes-- 1427 01:13:39,854 --> 01:13:46,060 --villains, aliens from 1,000 worlds. 1428 01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:54,602 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1429 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:57,204 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1430 01:14:02,243 --> 01:14:04,745 Oh, my god. 1431 01:14:04,779 --> 01:14:06,213 What do you mean, "Oh, my god?" 1432 01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,082 That was the goofiest thing I've ever seen. 1433 01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:09,550 May 25th? 1434 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,552 That's like a month from now. 1435 01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:12,820 I know. 1436 01:14:12,853 --> 01:14:14,989 No, Pat, you don't. 1437 01:14:28,069 --> 01:14:31,238 I have you now. 1438 01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:34,709 Oh, right, like I'd waste my time on 1439 01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:35,843 some dorky sci-fi movie. 1440 01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:36,744 Oh, so you don't have 1441 01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:38,713 your little "Star Trek" parties anymore? 1442 01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:39,981 Shut up. 1443 01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:41,983 You probably shouldn't see "Star Wars" anyway. 1444 01:14:42,016 --> 01:14:43,117 Oh, why is that? 1445 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,852 Well, there's this thing in it called 1446 01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:46,520 the Death Star, which could take out 1447 01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:47,922 the Enterprise with one shot. 1448 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,993 The Enterprise has deflector shields. 1449 01:15:08,642 --> 01:15:10,878 Bud's Garage. 1450 01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:12,013 Again? 1451 01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:14,949 Bill, I'll find a way to pay for it. 1452 01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:16,050 What? 1453 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:17,752 No, no I don't get paid by the pile. 1454 01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:18,786 Patrick! 1455 01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:19,920 I'll call you back. 1456 01:15:19,954 --> 01:15:21,022 What? 1457 01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:22,656 Your friends are here. 1458 01:15:29,230 --> 01:15:30,531 Hey. 1459 01:15:32,199 --> 01:15:33,901 Hey. 1460 01:15:33,934 --> 01:15:35,169 I heard about your car. 1461 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:36,837 Yeah. 1462 01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:39,840 Look, we got off to a bad start, and I 1463 01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:43,044 was thinking, if you and Linda are 1464 01:15:43,077 --> 01:15:46,947 going to be getting married, or whatever, 1465 01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,649 you're going to need money. 1466 01:15:48,682 --> 01:15:49,650 OK. 1467 01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:50,985 So? 1468 01:15:51,018 --> 01:15:53,587 So Tony thinks his dad would be willing to fix 1469 01:15:53,621 --> 01:15:56,057 your car for free. 1470 01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:57,825 Linda, being family and all. 1471 01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:09,003 Cut. 1472 01:16:09,036 --> 01:16:10,071 Ah. 1473 01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:11,238 Do you mind? 1474 01:16:11,272 --> 01:16:13,340 No, I don't mind bringing in the groceries 1475 01:16:13,374 --> 01:16:15,810 even though it's your turn. 1476 01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:17,711 Bill, you don't need to check the mirror 1477 01:16:17,745 --> 01:16:18,712 with your whole head. 1478 01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:19,880 Just glance with your eyes. 1479 01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:21,949 I was trying to show concern. 1480 01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,617 Hey, you should be concerned. 1481 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,686 The corn's moving about 3,000 miles an hour. 1482 01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:26,720 Excuse me? 1483 01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:28,622 Corn's going by too fast. 1484 01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:32,960 The corn can never go by too fast. 1485 01:16:32,993 --> 01:16:33,961 You know what? This is stupid. 1486 01:16:33,994 --> 01:16:34,995 What's stupid? 1487 01:16:35,029 --> 01:16:36,130 This whole movie thing. 1488 01:16:36,163 --> 01:16:37,398 What do you think, one of these movies 1489 01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:38,699 is going to be seen by anyone 1490 01:16:38,732 --> 01:16:39,767 other than you, me, and your mom? 1491 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,102 Bill. 1492 01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,970 You think having a premiere at the Public Library 1493 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:44,638 is going to get you noticed in Hollywood? 1494 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:45,840 OK, Bill, I'm sorry I said you're corny. 1495 01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:46,841 You're a good actor. 1496 01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:48,843 No, I'm not. I'm terrible. 1497 01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,144 But at least I know it. 1498 01:16:50,177 --> 01:16:52,012 Well, if you know you're so terrible, 1499 01:16:52,046 --> 01:16:53,247 why do you keep doing it? 1500 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,748 Because it used to be fun. 1501 01:16:54,782 --> 01:16:56,050 Why do you keep doing it? 1502 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:58,119 Because you certainly aren't having any fun. 1503 01:16:59,420 --> 01:17:02,356 And when you're not having fun, you are definitely not fun. 1504 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:07,795 I do it because I'm not terrible. 1505 01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:08,996 I'm just here. 1506 01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:11,932 Oh, so it's here that's the problem? 1507 01:17:11,966 --> 01:17:14,135 Here meaning all your well-meaning but talentless 1508 01:17:14,168 --> 01:17:15,870 friends holding you back, right? 1509 01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,304 No. 1510 01:17:17,338 --> 01:17:20,741 Fine, go to Hollywood so you can be not terrible there. 1511 01:17:20,774 --> 01:17:22,243 See how far that gets you. 1512 01:17:33,387 --> 01:17:38,025 Music radio WLS Chicago. 1513 01:17:38,058 --> 01:17:39,326 Don't be alarmed. 1514 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,962 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1515 01:17:45,132 --> 01:17:47,434 "Star War" starts today at select theaters. 1516 01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:48,769 Rated PG. 1517 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,237 Parental guidance suggested. 1518 01:17:54,942 --> 01:17:57,478 Good morning Mr. And Miss Warren High School. 1519 01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:59,780 And all geeks sitting on top of the buses, 1520 01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:03,450 looking into the girls' locker rooms. 1521 01:18:03,484 --> 01:18:05,786 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes. 1522 01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,922 And these are your morning announcements for-- 1523 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,457 May 25, 1977. 1524 01:18:10,491 --> 01:18:11,725 The menu today-- 1525 01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:13,060 A day that will live in infamy. 1526 01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,366 All right, kids. 1527 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,869 I'd like to send a special message to the entire Warren 1528 01:18:21,902 --> 01:18:23,337 family. 1529 01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:27,074 Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks, cheerleaders, Devilettes, 1530 01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:30,077 chess club members, valedictorians, thespians, 1531 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:31,245 lesbians. 1532 01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:35,482 Can he say lesbians on the morning announcements? 1533 01:18:35,517 --> 01:18:37,218 No, he cannot. 1534 01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:40,955 Today is the last day of life as we know it on this planet. 1535 01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:44,391 Today, a new and golden age lies upon us. 1536 01:18:44,425 --> 01:18:47,127 Today is the day that every last character name, scene 1537 01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:49,296 description, and vocal sound effect 1538 01:18:49,330 --> 01:18:50,965 you've heard from these past few months 1539 01:18:50,998 --> 01:18:52,099 will entirely make sense. 1540 01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:53,133 Open the door, Holmes. 1541 01:18:57,438 --> 01:18:59,039 Don't be alarmed. 1542 01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:01,543 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1543 01:19:01,576 --> 01:19:02,510 Very bad, very bad. 1544 01:19:02,544 --> 01:19:04,245 Don't be scared. 1545 01:19:04,278 --> 01:19:06,981 It's only an Imperial Cruiser making the jump to lightspeed. 1546 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,383 Relax. 1547 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,852 It's only a movie, and it's all for fun. 1548 01:19:11,885 --> 01:19:14,388 Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present-- 1549 01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,457 When I find it, and I will-- 1550 01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:18,859 "Star Wars." 1551 01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:22,530 Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys. 1552 01:19:22,564 --> 01:19:25,866 Parental guidance suggested. 1553 01:19:25,899 --> 01:19:28,168 It starts today at theaters everywhere. 1554 01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:30,271 Everyone meet at the Genesee at 3:00 PM. 1555 01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:33,474 The first 40 people to show up get in free! 1556 01:19:48,188 --> 01:19:51,158 Ah. 1557 01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:52,293 Ah. 1558 01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:53,460 What are you doing here? 1559 01:19:53,494 --> 01:19:56,030 Linda had a conniption fit because she had work for me 1560 01:19:56,063 --> 01:19:57,097 today. 1561 01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,932 So Dr. Kallen let her off the hook, 1562 01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,501 even though I called in sick. 1563 01:20:00,535 --> 01:20:02,202 So where's Linda? 1564 01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:03,437 She went to the mall. 1565 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,072 She said she had to buy something 1566 01:20:05,105 --> 01:20:06,807 nice to wear for big event. 1567 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:12,946 Is that your brother? 1568 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,181 Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM. 1569 01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:15,182 - Come on. - No. 1570 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,917 We've got to go, guys. 1571 01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,052 "Star Wars." 1572 01:20:18,085 --> 01:20:19,320 Never mind. 1573 01:20:19,353 --> 01:20:21,523 Ah, hey. 1574 01:20:21,556 --> 01:20:22,524 Come on, guys. 1575 01:20:22,557 --> 01:20:23,591 We got to go. 1576 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:24,992 "Star Wars," 3:00 PM. 1577 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,095 Where's Bill? 1578 01:20:28,128 --> 01:20:30,632 He's hiding in his car. 1579 01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:33,000 Hey, guys, don't forget there's a party at my house 1580 01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:34,468 tonight, 6:00. 1581 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:35,469 Thanks, Ann. 1582 01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,503 That's great. 1583 01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:42,009 Drive, Bill. 1584 01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:44,078 Just drive. 1585 01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:47,247 I'll need your park ID. 1586 01:20:47,281 --> 01:20:48,382 Can he do that? 1587 01:20:48,415 --> 01:20:49,617 Uh huh. 1588 01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:51,519 Do you realize what you just did? 1589 01:20:51,553 --> 01:20:53,387 Yeah, I got my severance pay, which is more 1590 01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,955 than I would have gotten if I I'd 1591 01:20:54,988 --> 01:20:56,490 worked for another month, which means 1592 01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:58,425 I can now pay for the first 40 people to show up. 1593 01:21:00,994 --> 01:21:02,096 Oh, shit. 1594 01:21:02,129 --> 01:21:03,497 Oh, now you realize what you just did. 1595 01:21:03,531 --> 01:21:04,965 No, it's 2:14. 1596 01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:07,167 Time flies when you're throwing your life away. 1597 01:21:07,201 --> 01:21:08,502 No, I mean I got to cash this. 1598 01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:09,571 So we'll cash it. 1599 01:21:09,604 --> 01:21:11,138 The theater's 15 minutes that way. 1600 01:21:11,171 --> 01:21:12,973 My bank is 15 minutes the other way. 1601 01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:13,974 Pat, relax. 1602 01:21:14,007 --> 01:21:16,009 My dad will cash your check at the station. 1603 01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,111 It's five minutes away. 1604 01:21:17,144 --> 01:21:18,513 Sign it over to him. 1605 01:21:18,546 --> 01:21:21,048 I'll go get the cash and meet you at the mall at 2:45. 1606 01:21:21,081 --> 01:21:23,417 But, no, it takes 15 minutes to get to the theater. 1607 01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:25,252 We can get there in 10. 1608 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:27,020 That gives 5 to buy your popcorn, 1609 01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,691 talk to manager into selling you the poster with all the money 1610 01:21:29,724 --> 01:21:32,259 you won't have, and still find the exact acoustical center 1611 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,260 of the theater, OK? 1612 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:34,294 OK. 1613 01:21:37,197 --> 01:21:39,534 Slow down, you're going to get all sweaty. 1614 01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:41,402 Girls hate that. 1615 01:21:41,435 --> 01:21:43,937 It's not like there's going to be a line around the block 1616 01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:44,706 to get in. 1617 01:21:44,739 --> 01:21:45,707 Hey. 1618 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,542 Oh, hey. 1619 01:21:47,575 --> 01:21:49,176 Hey. 1620 01:21:49,209 --> 01:21:50,411 What are you doing here? 1621 01:21:50,444 --> 01:21:52,045 Picking you up. 1622 01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:54,549 Bill's meeting us at 2:45. 1623 01:21:54,582 --> 01:21:55,550 What? 1624 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:56,618 I can't go. 1625 01:21:56,651 --> 01:21:58,051 Why not? 1626 01:21:58,085 --> 01:21:59,953 Mom needs me to take Misty to the vet. 1627 01:21:59,987 --> 01:22:02,690 Oh, we'll take her afterwards. 1628 01:22:02,724 --> 01:22:05,159 Tony is giving me a ride. 1629 01:22:05,192 --> 01:22:06,427 Why? 1630 01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:08,028 My car's in the shop. 1631 01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:09,096 Again? 1632 01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:10,230 Yeah, again. 1633 01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:14,301 Wow, that's-- that's convenient. 1634 01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:16,103 What's that supposed to mean? 1635 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:17,237 Well, let's see. 1636 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,973 First, Tony's dad can't seem to find the left front 1637 01:22:20,007 --> 01:22:21,709 Fender for a Ford Pinto for over a month. 1638 01:22:21,743 --> 01:22:24,211 And then after managing to finally scrape together 1639 01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,245 enough money to pay him. 1640 01:22:25,279 --> 01:22:27,448 He tells me he's been charging me a storage fee 1641 01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:29,216 on top of the original amount. 1642 01:22:29,249 --> 01:22:31,485 And now your car's back in the shop, 1643 01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:34,321 and suddenly Tony is the only one left with a car that works, 1644 01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:36,089 which you have to go back to your house in, 1645 01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:37,324 with your new underwear. 1646 01:22:37,357 --> 01:22:38,992 And no, can you tell me what's wrong? 1647 01:22:39,026 --> 01:22:40,227 Yeah, I can. 1648 01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,362 You don't know when to stop thinking. 1649 01:22:45,499 --> 01:22:46,668 What? 1650 01:22:46,701 --> 01:22:47,735 Wait. 1651 01:22:47,769 --> 01:22:48,937 Wait, what? 1652 01:22:48,969 --> 01:22:51,606 I'm the proud owner of a brain refined by 6 million years 1653 01:22:51,639 --> 01:22:53,073 of evolution. 1654 01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,609 How am I supposed to stop thinking? 1655 01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:56,009 Try feeling. 1656 01:22:56,043 --> 01:22:57,211 Oh, come on. 1657 01:22:57,244 --> 01:22:58,479 Wait, wait, wait. 1658 01:22:58,513 --> 01:23:00,013 Don't touch me. 1659 01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:01,616 I'm sorry. 1660 01:23:01,649 --> 01:23:06,353 Don't even talk to me, and don't call me either. 1661 01:23:06,386 --> 01:23:07,755 Wait, don't leave. 1662 01:23:07,789 --> 01:23:09,089 Don't leave. 1663 01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:10,357 Come on. 1664 01:23:12,392 --> 01:23:13,293 Don't leave. 1665 01:23:21,836 --> 01:23:26,541 Gaze at the sky and picture 1666 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:31,779 a memory of days in your life you 1667 01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:40,655 knew what it meant to be happy and free with time 1668 01:23:40,688 --> 01:23:42,289 on your side. 1669 01:23:48,195 --> 01:23:52,800 Remember your daddy when no one was wiser. 1670 01:23:52,834 --> 01:24:00,474 Your ma used to say that you would go farther than he ever 1671 01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:06,146 could with time on your side. 1672 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:14,822 Think of a boy with the stars in his eyes. 1673 01:24:14,856 --> 01:24:16,323 I said I'd meet you here. 1674 01:24:16,356 --> 01:24:18,325 I didn't say I'd go to bed with you. 1675 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:20,595 Why would you agree to meet me in a hotel room room 1676 01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,496 if you weren't going to go to bed with me? 1677 01:24:22,530 --> 01:24:24,464 I can't believe you're being such a bitch. 1678 01:24:24,498 --> 01:24:26,701 Hey, open this door. 1679 01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:30,572 Sadly you'd say someday, someday. 1680 01:24:30,605 --> 01:24:33,106 What the hell do you want? 1681 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:35,810 I want you to leave my sister alone, you punk. 1682 01:24:37,612 --> 01:24:38,580 OK. 1683 01:24:38,613 --> 01:24:39,581 But-- 1684 01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:43,216 --day after day, the show must go on. 1685 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:46,588 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1686 01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:50,725 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1687 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:58,198 Any castles in Spain. 1688 01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:01,134 The chance had gone by. 1689 01:25:04,939 --> 01:25:07,140 Hey! 1690 01:25:07,174 --> 01:25:08,241 She's ready to go! 1691 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:09,777 With nothing to say-- 1692 01:25:09,811 --> 01:25:11,478 When you got the dough. 1693 01:25:11,512 --> 01:25:14,481 --and no one to say it to. 1694 01:25:14,515 --> 01:25:16,918 Nothing has changed. 1695 01:25:16,951 --> 01:25:21,522 You still got it all to do. 1696 01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:28,696 Surely, you know the chance has gone by. 1697 01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:35,402 So did you see it? 1698 01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:36,638 No. 1699 01:25:36,671 --> 01:25:39,507 I thought you were going to be first in line. 1700 01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:42,242 Things got messed up. 1701 01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:43,544 What happened? 1702 01:25:43,578 --> 01:25:46,814 Dodgeball accident, then I missed the bus. 1703 01:25:46,848 --> 01:25:49,651 And next thing I know, it starts raining, 1704 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:51,451 and Jody saw me walking home. 1705 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:53,821 You should have run him over. 1706 01:25:53,855 --> 01:25:55,923 What's wrong with her? 1707 01:25:55,957 --> 01:25:57,925 She's 16. 1708 01:25:57,959 --> 01:25:59,527 She's a girl. 1709 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,795 Plus, she hates me. 1710 01:26:00,828 --> 01:26:02,262 She doesn't hate you. 1711 01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:04,398 I do so. 1712 01:26:04,431 --> 01:26:07,267 If she hated you, why would she drive you home? 1713 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:11,973 So she could enjoy not driving me to the theater. 1714 01:26:12,006 --> 01:26:13,541 Can I borrow the van? 1715 01:26:13,574 --> 01:26:15,543 Eric took it down to O'Hare. 1716 01:26:15,576 --> 01:26:16,878 What for? 1717 01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:19,413 To ship a dog I sold some people in Atlanta. 1718 01:26:19,446 --> 01:26:21,481 They wired the money, thank God. 1719 01:26:21,516 --> 01:26:23,851 Great. 1720 01:26:23,885 --> 01:26:26,286 Could I borrow $200? 1721 01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:27,421 I don't know. 1722 01:26:27,454 --> 01:26:28,890 When you walked by the runs did you 1723 01:26:28,923 --> 01:26:30,457 notice 2 million piles of poop? 1724 01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:32,292 What the heck do you need $200 for? 1725 01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:35,830 To pay for 40 of my friends to get in to see "Star Wars." 1726 01:26:35,863 --> 01:26:38,633 You know, they say if you have three good friends 1727 01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:40,568 in your entire life you're a very lucky-- 1728 01:26:40,601 --> 01:26:43,971 Mom, this is really serious. 1729 01:26:44,005 --> 01:26:47,008 I need to get as many people as I can to the Genesee 1730 01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:49,443 Theater, especially me. 1731 01:26:49,476 --> 01:26:50,978 Well, it stopped raining. 1732 01:26:51,012 --> 01:26:53,981 Why don't you ride your bike down to the theater? 1733 01:26:54,015 --> 01:26:56,017 No, I sold my bike to buy film for "Requiem 1734 01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:58,318 for the Planet of the Apes," remember? 1735 01:26:58,351 --> 01:27:00,454 What about Eric's bike? 1736 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:01,723 Reshoots. 1737 01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:03,791 OK, what about Jody's bike? 1738 01:27:03,825 --> 01:27:04,859 It's pink. 1739 01:27:04,892 --> 01:27:05,860 It's here. 1740 01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:06,861 It's got tassels. 1741 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:08,596 It's got wheels. 1742 01:27:08,629 --> 01:27:11,331 It's got a lock. 1743 01:27:11,364 --> 01:27:12,767 You can use my bike. 1744 01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:28,916 Hey, can you hold on to this for a sec? 1745 01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:37,058 Hey. 1746 01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:38,358 Hey, Pat. 1747 01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:39,527 I was just heading out to find you. 1748 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,494 Where the hell have you been? 1749 01:27:40,528 --> 01:27:41,495 Jeez, will you relax? 1750 01:27:41,529 --> 01:27:42,697 Relax? 1751 01:27:42,730 --> 01:27:45,298 I missed the 3:00 PM showing of Star Wars because of you, 1752 01:27:45,332 --> 01:27:46,534 and the 5:15, and the 7:30. 1753 01:27:46,567 --> 01:27:48,803 And the 9:45 starts at 25 minutes, 1754 01:27:48,836 --> 01:27:50,805 and it takes 20 minutes to get to the Genesee Theater. 1755 01:27:50,838 --> 01:27:51,806 Will you calm down? 1756 01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:52,907 It's the damn movie. 1757 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,374 No, it's not just a damn movie. 1758 01:27:54,407 --> 01:27:55,977 I've waited my whole life to see this movie. 1759 01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:58,311 You've been waiting your whole life to get laid too, 1760 01:27:58,345 --> 01:28:00,047 but I don't see a yelling at Linda Altastiniac. 1761 01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:01,314 OK, you know what? 1762 01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:02,583 Forget it. 1763 01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:03,651 I'll go by myself. 1764 01:28:03,684 --> 01:28:04,652 Just give me my check, OK? 1765 01:28:04,685 --> 01:28:05,953 It's in my glove compartment. 1766 01:28:05,987 --> 01:28:07,454 I parked like a mile away. 1767 01:28:07,487 --> 01:28:09,557 Besides, what good is it going to do 1768 01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,793 without a place to cash it, and without me to take you there? 1769 01:28:11,826 --> 01:28:13,426 Why didn't you cash it before? 1770 01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,762 Why didn't you come back? 1771 01:28:18,599 --> 01:28:21,468 Remember that night last fall, when Robin gave you a ride home? 1772 01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,540 Yeah. 1773 01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:26,808 She came over later. 1774 01:28:26,841 --> 01:28:28,876 She was really drunk. 1775 01:28:28,910 --> 01:28:33,446 She told me, if I didn't want to marry her, 1776 01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:36,818 there was a guy she knew that would. 1777 01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,686 Bill. 1778 01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:41,856 I didn't come back because I found out who that guy is. 1779 01:28:51,464 --> 01:28:55,970 Look, just hang here for a little while. 1780 01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:58,438 Let me try to figure this out with Robin, 1781 01:28:58,471 --> 01:29:00,340 and I'll take you to the midnight show. 1782 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:11,619 Hey, Pat. 1783 01:29:14,487 --> 01:29:15,723 Hey, Donny. 1784 01:29:15,756 --> 01:29:17,058 How was "Star Wars?" 1785 01:29:21,028 --> 01:29:23,130 It was great. 1786 01:29:23,164 --> 01:29:25,498 Yeah, it was great, in fact, that I went 1787 01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:28,002 to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show. 1788 01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:30,037 I mean, later I'm going to the 9:45. 1789 01:29:30,071 --> 01:29:33,107 Hey, what is this movie about? 1790 01:29:41,949 --> 01:29:43,416 What's with Johnson? 1791 01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:46,020 And R2-D2's bouncing around going.. 1792 01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:47,755 A smudge mark on her boob is gone, 1793 01:29:47,788 --> 01:29:50,057 and her hair's all different, and she hands Luke and Han 1794 01:29:50,091 --> 01:29:51,491 medals. 1795 01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:53,194 And everybody turns around, and literally 1796 01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:54,962 this crowd, hundreds of rebel soldiers, 1797 01:29:54,996 --> 01:29:56,631 all give him a standing ovation. 1798 01:29:56,664 --> 01:29:57,665 And that's the end. 1799 01:30:00,601 --> 01:30:01,636 All right. 1800 01:30:01,669 --> 01:30:03,638 So I just have one question. 1801 01:30:03,671 --> 01:30:04,772 What? 1802 01:30:04,805 --> 01:30:06,707 What the hell are you on? 1803 01:30:10,111 --> 01:30:13,547 Fine, fine, laugh it up, laugh it up. 1804 01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:15,816 But in a few days, you'll all be going up 1805 01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:19,220 to the door of the art, and just pounding on it and screaming, 1806 01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:21,454 "let me in, let me in!" 1807 01:30:30,698 --> 01:30:36,537 How many miles will it take to see the sun? 1808 01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:42,843 And how many years till it's done? 1809 01:30:42,877 --> 01:30:48,149 Kiss my confusion away in the night. 1810 01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:50,483 Lay by my side till the morning comes. 1811 01:30:50,518 --> 01:30:52,485 Hey. 1812 01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:53,988 What the hell was that look for? 1813 01:30:54,021 --> 01:30:56,824 What the hell were you doing making out with Doreen Blandis? 1814 01:30:56,857 --> 01:30:58,092 I thought you said you were going 1815 01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,694 to work things out with Robin. 1816 01:30:59,727 --> 01:31:01,595 Yeah, well I also said I'd get you to your movie, 1817 01:31:01,629 --> 01:31:02,830 and I'm going to get you there. 1818 01:31:02,863 --> 01:31:03,998 So come on. Let's go. 1819 01:31:06,067 --> 01:31:08,102 Strangers in a strange land. 1820 01:31:08,135 --> 01:31:13,274 Hey, Moon Watcher, you can't get there from here, 1821 01:31:13,307 --> 01:31:15,109 this ain't Cape Kennedy. 1822 01:31:15,142 --> 01:31:17,111 And it sure as hell ain't Hollywood. 1823 01:31:17,144 --> 01:31:19,747 It's just Gurney. 1824 01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,248 I'm not even from Gurney. 1825 01:31:21,282 --> 01:31:23,851 I'm from Wadsworth, population 750, the edge 1826 01:31:23,884 --> 01:31:25,619 of the edge of nowhere. 1827 01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:28,589 Hey, a lot of famous people came from the edge 1828 01:31:28,622 --> 01:31:30,591 of the edge of nowhere. 1829 01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:33,794 Ray Bradberry grew up in Waukegan, and Jack Benny. 1830 01:31:33,828 --> 01:31:35,730 And Marlon Brando went to high school 1831 01:31:35,763 --> 01:31:37,598 right over in Libertyville. 1832 01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:38,866 Yeah, and where are they now? 1833 01:31:38,899 --> 01:31:40,901 Ray Bradbury, California. 1834 01:31:40,935 --> 01:31:42,269 Jack Benny, California. 1835 01:31:42,303 --> 01:31:43,804 Marlon Brando. 1836 01:31:43,838 --> 01:31:44,805 Tahiti! 1837 01:31:44,839 --> 01:31:45,806 Woo-hoo! 1838 01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:46,874 Woo-hoo! 1839 01:31:46,907 --> 01:31:47,875 Yeah! 1840 01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:49,944 What? 1841 01:31:49,977 --> 01:31:51,145 Is this how you want to live? 1842 01:31:51,178 --> 01:31:53,781 What, in a big house with a bunch of people having fun? 1843 01:31:53,814 --> 01:31:54,882 Sure. 1844 01:31:54,915 --> 01:31:56,617 Yeah, but what are you going to do? 1845 01:31:56,650 --> 01:31:57,852 What are you going to be? 1846 01:31:57,885 --> 01:32:00,654 What do you want from the one shot that you get at living? 1847 01:32:00,688 --> 01:32:03,057 I don't know, money, a big house, a wife and 2.3 kids. 1848 01:32:03,090 --> 01:32:04,325 I have no fucking idea. 1849 01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:05,826 Bullshit. 1850 01:32:05,860 --> 01:32:07,628 You want to make people laugh. 1851 01:32:07,661 --> 01:32:08,629 That's what you want. 1852 01:32:08,662 --> 01:32:09,697 That's who you are. 1853 01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:13,801 OK, Pat. 1854 01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,636 Let's do our fight thing. 1855 01:32:15,669 --> 01:32:16,771 Ready, ready? 1856 01:32:16,804 --> 01:32:17,772 No. 1857 01:32:17,805 --> 01:32:18,906 Now. 1858 01:32:18,939 --> 01:32:20,307 You want to be an actor or comedian. 1859 01:32:20,341 --> 01:32:21,642 No, I don't. 1860 01:32:21,675 --> 01:32:23,210 That's what you want me to be so you 1861 01:32:23,244 --> 01:32:25,646 can feel like you're not the only one chasing 1862 01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:27,181 after an impossible dream. 1863 01:32:27,214 --> 01:32:28,182 React. 1864 01:32:28,215 --> 01:32:29,183 Oh. 1865 01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:30,217 But you're lying. 1866 01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:32,319 That's all you've ever wanted. 1867 01:32:32,353 --> 01:32:34,789 And yet-- but you're too afraid of failing to try. 1868 01:32:34,822 --> 01:32:36,057 Oh. 1869 01:32:36,090 --> 01:32:37,792 You hit me in the forehead, man. 1870 01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:39,060 I didn't hit you. 1871 01:32:39,093 --> 01:32:40,061 Yeah, you did. 1872 01:32:40,094 --> 01:32:41,262 No, I didn't. 1873 01:32:41,295 --> 01:32:43,864 Oh, so you-- you act like you don't care. 1874 01:32:43,898 --> 01:32:45,332 Shut up and fight. 1875 01:32:45,366 --> 01:32:47,234 Come on. 1876 01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:52,807 You go along with the rest of the herd that 1877 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,743 needs to believe that being intelligent and having hopes 1878 01:32:55,776 --> 01:32:58,079 and dreams is for nerds, or geeks, or dorks. 1879 01:32:58,112 --> 01:33:01,015 But inside, you know it isn't. 1880 01:33:01,048 --> 01:33:02,216 Come on. 1881 01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:03,284 Cut it out, man. 1882 01:33:03,317 --> 01:33:05,820 What do you care what I do, huh? 1883 01:33:05,853 --> 01:33:08,022 What are you still hanging around for? 1884 01:33:08,055 --> 01:33:09,023 Just go. 1885 01:33:09,056 --> 01:33:10,224 They do this all the time. 1886 01:33:10,257 --> 01:33:11,692 What are you waiting for? 1887 01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:12,960 I'm waiting for you. 1888 01:33:12,993 --> 01:33:15,129 Why? 1889 01:33:15,162 --> 01:33:17,698 You don't need me to drive you to California. 1890 01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:20,234 You don't even need me to drive you to the Genesee Theater. 1891 01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:22,703 Shit, Pat, you could have walked there and back five times 1892 01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:23,904 today. 1893 01:33:23,938 --> 01:33:25,172 I'm not the one who's afraid here. 1894 01:33:25,206 --> 01:33:26,874 It's you, man. 1895 01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:29,376 You're afraid you're going to go see this movie and everything 1896 01:33:29,410 --> 01:33:30,911 will be the same. 1897 01:33:30,945 --> 01:33:33,114 You'll still be Pat Johnson making his little movies 1898 01:33:33,147 --> 01:33:34,115 in his backyard. 1899 01:33:34,148 --> 01:33:35,116 They're not little. 1900 01:33:35,149 --> 01:33:36,750 Oh. 1901 01:33:40,454 --> 01:33:42,056 We've just got a big backyard. 1902 01:33:44,425 --> 01:33:46,327 Pretty good right hook too. 1903 01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,762 Orson Welles. 1904 01:33:48,796 --> 01:33:50,131 What? 1905 01:33:50,164 --> 01:33:52,333 Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha. 1906 01:33:52,366 --> 01:33:55,669 That's like 10 miles from here. 1907 01:33:55,703 --> 01:33:58,038 Oh, it doesn't matter where he grew up. 1908 01:33:58,072 --> 01:33:59,306 OK? 1909 01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:01,675 What matters is that he's not sitting around 1910 01:34:01,709 --> 01:34:04,145 some house full of people who don't care about anything 1911 01:34:04,178 --> 01:34:06,447 but getting stoned so they can forget about the fact 1912 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:08,916 that they're going to spend the rest of their lives 1913 01:34:08,949 --> 01:34:11,285 wondering why the hell they're still here. 1914 01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:14,155 I mean, really, somebody, anybody, do something new, 1915 01:34:14,188 --> 01:34:16,023 do something interesting. 1916 01:34:16,056 --> 01:34:18,292 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE 1917 01:34:18,325 --> 01:34:19,460 YOU"] 1918 01:34:19,493 --> 01:34:21,295 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1919 01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:22,296 Whoa, I don't care-- 1920 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:23,797 OK. 1921 01:34:23,831 --> 01:34:25,933 --what you do. 1922 01:34:25,966 --> 01:34:28,469 I wouldn't want to-- 1923 01:34:28,502 --> 01:34:30,738 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1924 01:34:32,006 --> 01:34:37,811 I wouldn't want to be like you. 1925 01:34:37,845 --> 01:34:38,812 Oh. 1926 01:34:38,846 --> 01:34:40,814 Oh, man. 1927 01:34:40,848 --> 01:34:42,383 Marry me. 1928 01:34:52,826 --> 01:34:54,161 Did you just get engaged? 1929 01:35:10,377 --> 01:35:11,979 What time is it? 1930 01:35:12,012 --> 01:35:13,380 9:55. 1931 01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:22,356 Why do you want everyone to see this movie so bad? 1932 01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:23,390 I don't know. 1933 01:35:23,424 --> 01:35:24,358 I guess it's just-- 1934 01:35:24,391 --> 01:35:27,394 if everyone sees it, and everyone likes it, 1935 01:35:27,428 --> 01:35:31,498 then I won't be the only sci-fi movie geek in town anymore. 1936 01:35:31,533 --> 01:35:34,368 Pat, if every person in town loved this movie, 1937 01:35:34,401 --> 01:35:36,870 you would still be alone because to everybody else, 1938 01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:39,507 movies are something to do when you're tired of real life. 1939 01:35:39,541 --> 01:35:41,509 To you, real life is something to do when you're 1940 01:35:41,543 --> 01:35:43,244 tired of watching movies. 1941 01:35:43,277 --> 01:35:44,979 But I'm never tired of watching movies. 1942 01:35:45,012 --> 01:35:46,380 My point exactly. 1943 01:35:46,413 --> 01:35:49,283 Some people live to work, other people work to live. 1944 01:35:49,316 --> 01:35:52,253 Yeah, well I'm going to do both because, unlike everybody 1945 01:35:52,286 --> 01:35:55,389 else around here, I'm going to love what I do for a living. 1946 01:35:55,422 --> 01:35:56,857 How do you know? 1947 01:35:56,890 --> 01:35:58,459 Well, because I've always known. 1948 01:35:58,492 --> 01:36:01,128 I started making movies when I was nine years old. 1949 01:36:01,161 --> 01:36:02,863 Why? 1950 01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:04,265 Why what? 1951 01:36:04,298 --> 01:36:05,933 Why did you start making them when you were nine? 1952 01:36:05,966 --> 01:36:07,301 Why that age in particular? 1953 01:36:07,334 --> 01:36:09,537 Because-- I don't know. 1954 01:36:09,571 --> 01:36:11,539 What the hell kind of question is that? 1955 01:36:11,573 --> 01:36:14,875 You started making movies to keep your family together. 1956 01:36:14,908 --> 01:36:16,410 What? 1957 01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:17,579 Like it or not, that's the truth. 1958 01:36:17,612 --> 01:36:19,280 You are so full of shit. 1959 01:36:19,313 --> 01:36:20,481 Where do you come up with that crap? 1960 01:36:20,515 --> 01:36:21,882 Advanced placement psychology. 1961 01:36:21,915 --> 01:36:23,017 You were my term paper. 1962 01:36:23,050 --> 01:36:24,418 Come on, Pat. 1963 01:36:24,451 --> 01:36:25,886 Your parents start talking divorce, 1964 01:36:25,919 --> 01:36:26,820 you start making movies. 1965 01:36:26,854 --> 01:36:27,888 Why? 1966 01:36:27,921 --> 01:36:28,956 Because I like to. 1967 01:36:28,989 --> 01:36:30,491 You did it to get their attention. 1968 01:36:30,525 --> 01:36:32,293 So they'd have something else to think about, 1969 01:36:32,326 --> 01:36:34,562 like you had something other than them that made you happy. 1970 01:36:34,596 --> 01:36:36,430 You figured, if they saw they were losing you, 1971 01:36:36,463 --> 01:36:37,498 maybe they'd stop fighting. 1972 01:36:37,532 --> 01:36:40,167 Sorry, Sigmund, but you're wrong on this one, OK? 1973 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,201 So what happens? 1974 01:36:41,235 --> 01:36:42,570 Your mom fawns over every frame, 1975 01:36:42,604 --> 01:36:44,071 thinks every shot is wonderful. 1976 01:36:44,104 --> 01:36:45,239 And you know it's not true. 1977 01:36:45,272 --> 01:36:46,440 So you start to distrust her. 1978 01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:47,441 She's not leveling with you. 1979 01:36:47,474 --> 01:36:49,443 She's just treating you like her little baby 1980 01:36:49,476 --> 01:36:50,578 that needs protecting. 1981 01:36:50,612 --> 01:36:52,179 And your dad, who's drunk half the time, 1982 01:36:52,212 --> 01:36:53,581 can only see you as his younger self 1983 01:36:53,615 --> 01:36:54,915 who wanted to be an artist 1984 01:36:54,948 --> 01:36:56,083 till his dad threatened to disown him 1985 01:36:56,116 --> 01:36:57,384 if he didn't go to med school, right? 1986 01:36:57,418 --> 01:36:59,186 So here you come with your first little Super 1987 01:36:59,219 --> 01:37:01,121 8 "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what does he do? 1988 01:37:01,155 --> 01:37:02,189 OK, Donny. 1989 01:37:02,222 --> 01:37:03,357 He shits all over it. 1990 01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,059 OK, Donny, enough. 1991 01:37:05,092 --> 01:37:06,927 It looks like a model. You ever hear of focus? 1992 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:08,962 And they invented tripods for a reason, you know? 1993 01:37:08,996 --> 01:37:11,932 And how about this little gem, is that like a Charlton Heston? 1994 01:37:11,965 --> 01:37:14,401 It looked like a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 1995 01:37:14,435 --> 01:37:16,538 You were a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 1996 01:37:16,571 --> 01:37:18,138 Donnie, shut up, OK? Just shut up. 1997 01:37:18,172 --> 01:37:19,340 Fine, as soon as you admit 1998 01:37:19,373 --> 01:37:20,675 the real reason you want to make movies. 1999 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:23,344 Because it cuts through all the stupid high school social caste 2000 01:37:23,377 --> 01:37:24,345 system bullshit, OK? 2001 01:37:24,378 --> 01:37:26,080 OK. 2002 01:37:26,113 --> 01:37:28,215 It gets past all those stupid goddamn armor everyone wears. 2003 01:37:28,248 --> 01:37:29,350 Go on. 2004 01:37:29,383 --> 01:37:30,585 When you're watching a movie, you're 2005 01:37:30,618 --> 01:37:33,087 sitting with 500 people who wouldn't even sit next to you 2006 01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:34,221 in lunch. 2007 01:37:34,254 --> 01:37:36,123 And you're laughing at the same jokes, 2008 01:37:36,156 --> 01:37:38,158 and crying at the same painful moments, 2009 01:37:38,192 --> 01:37:39,960 and you're jumping at the same scares. 2010 01:37:39,993 --> 01:37:42,229 There aren't any cliques in the movie theater. 2011 01:37:42,262 --> 01:37:45,399 There aren't any jocks, or geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK? 2012 01:37:45,432 --> 01:37:47,101 And as long as it's dark, and there's 2013 01:37:47,134 --> 01:37:49,002 something you've never seen before on the screen, 2014 01:37:49,036 --> 01:37:52,272 it's like you're family, where nobody 2015 01:37:52,306 --> 01:37:55,409 yells or fights or leaves. 2016 01:37:59,614 --> 01:38:01,014 Oh, shit. 2017 01:38:03,484 --> 01:38:05,152 You know, years from now, are you 2018 01:38:05,185 --> 01:38:07,154 going to pay someone hundreds of dollars 2019 01:38:07,187 --> 01:38:09,390 to do what I just did for free? 2020 01:38:15,028 --> 01:38:16,531 Congratulations. It's a fist. 2021 01:38:17,565 --> 01:38:19,133 You've got her hand out? 2022 01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,668 Oh, no problem with that. 2023 01:38:20,702 --> 01:38:22,570 Doctor gave her a little muscle relaxant. 2024 01:38:31,178 --> 01:38:32,212 Here. 2025 01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,014 You may need just for the drool. 2026 01:38:38,485 --> 01:38:40,954 What? 2027 01:38:40,988 --> 01:38:42,456 Come on, I'll take you home. 2028 01:38:42,489 --> 01:38:44,091 Wait, what about "Star Wars?" 2029 01:38:44,124 --> 01:38:45,727 Gah! 2030 01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,696 It's dark in the theater. 2031 01:38:50,364 --> 01:38:54,435 Music Radio WLS Chicago. 2032 01:39:03,243 --> 01:39:05,446 It's me. 2033 01:39:05,479 --> 01:39:07,715 I told you not to call. 2034 01:39:07,749 --> 01:39:08,716 I know. 2035 01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:10,083 I'm sorry. 2036 01:39:10,117 --> 01:39:15,055 It's just-- I realized something tonight. 2037 01:39:15,088 --> 01:39:18,192 I thought that it was going to be the most important day 2038 01:39:18,225 --> 01:39:21,495 of my life because it would finally give me the strength 2039 01:39:21,529 --> 01:39:26,534 to go out to LA and start up a life I thought we both wanted. 2040 01:39:26,568 --> 01:39:29,336 But when today finally came, it wasn't enough 2041 01:39:29,369 --> 01:39:31,338 for me to just see "Star Wars" by myself. 2042 01:39:31,371 --> 01:39:34,208 I felt I had to take everyone I knew with me because I think 2043 01:39:34,241 --> 01:39:36,410 what I really wanted was for everyone 2044 01:39:36,443 --> 01:39:40,214 to finally understand me and approve of me. 2045 01:39:40,247 --> 01:39:43,484 So that it would change this place enough, in my mind 2046 01:39:43,518 --> 01:39:49,657 and in my heart, that I wouldn't have to leave it because I 2047 01:39:49,691 --> 01:39:51,225 don't really want to go. 2048 01:39:51,258 --> 01:39:53,093 There were dreams we kept inside. 2049 01:39:53,126 --> 01:39:54,194 I just want to belong. 2050 01:39:56,263 --> 01:39:57,397 OK, Linda-chan. 2051 01:39:57,431 --> 01:39:59,534 I go to work now. 2052 01:39:59,567 --> 01:40:00,768 OK. 2053 01:40:00,802 --> 01:40:02,269 Drive carefully, mom. 2054 01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:11,546 I can't get there from here. 2055 01:40:11,579 --> 01:40:12,780 And you can't-- 2056 01:40:12,814 --> 01:40:15,115 Pat, you've been waiting a really long time 2057 01:40:15,148 --> 01:40:16,784 for this night. 2058 01:40:16,818 --> 01:40:20,788 And maybe I didn't seem as interested as you sometimes, 2059 01:40:20,822 --> 01:40:24,424 but I really did want to be with you the first time. 2060 01:40:27,194 --> 01:40:28,663 And I really want to be with you. 2061 01:40:28,696 --> 01:40:31,533 Nowhere. 2062 01:40:31,566 --> 01:40:33,668 OK, then. 2063 01:40:33,701 --> 01:40:35,537 Come and get me. 2064 01:40:35,570 --> 01:40:38,840 Touch the sky. 2065 01:40:38,873 --> 01:40:44,546 If you don't, when you grow old, you'll wonder why. 2066 01:40:44,579 --> 01:40:47,281 You did just what you were told. 2067 01:40:47,314 --> 01:40:50,718 No one will cry for you. 2068 01:40:50,752 --> 01:40:55,088 And all you do is long to fly. 2069 01:40:59,459 --> 01:41:02,095 I can see-- 2070 01:41:02,129 --> 01:41:03,430 Beam me up, Jody. 2071 01:41:03,463 --> 01:41:06,500 The final curtain calling, let it be. 2072 01:41:09,202 --> 01:41:13,440 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2073 01:41:13,473 --> 01:41:15,309 You ready? 2074 01:41:15,342 --> 01:41:19,647 Don't let your fear push life beside. 2075 01:41:24,251 --> 01:41:29,724 I can't get there from here. 2076 01:41:29,757 --> 01:41:31,191 And you can't get-- 2077 01:41:31,224 --> 01:41:32,459 Oh. 2078 01:41:32,492 --> 01:41:35,863 --here from there. 2079 01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:41,401 And we can't go anywhere. 2080 01:41:41,435 --> 01:41:42,737 Why the long face? 2081 01:41:42,770 --> 01:41:43,738 Ah! 2082 01:41:43,771 --> 01:41:44,739 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 2083 01:41:44,772 --> 01:41:45,807 I can't help it. 2084 01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:49,777 Making jokes, it's what I do. 2085 01:41:49,811 --> 01:41:51,244 Duh. 2086 01:41:54,816 --> 01:41:56,751 Are you sure about this? 2087 01:41:56,784 --> 01:41:58,886 Uh huh. 2088 01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:03,758 Far beyond all the things we know. 2089 01:42:03,791 --> 01:42:04,792 Mm-mm. 2090 01:42:04,826 --> 01:42:07,227 Wait. 2091 01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:10,364 The world of our dreams. 2092 01:42:11,431 --> 01:42:12,767 Calling to us-- 2093 01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,167 You want to watch baseball? 2094 01:42:14,201 --> 01:42:16,269 --but we don't go. 2095 01:42:16,303 --> 01:42:19,373 I want the neighbors to think we're watching baseball. 2096 01:42:19,406 --> 01:42:24,244 Plus, it'll cover any, you know, noise we might make. 2097 01:42:24,277 --> 01:42:25,546 Now, close your eyes. 2098 01:42:25,580 --> 01:42:29,817 You can't get here from there. 2099 01:42:29,851 --> 01:42:35,923 And we can't go anywhere. 2100 01:42:35,957 --> 01:42:42,797 As long as we're still standing on the road that leads nowhere. 2101 01:42:42,830 --> 01:42:46,668 When I was a kid, they used to show these short films 2102 01:42:46,701 --> 01:42:48,435 before the feature called serials, 2103 01:42:48,468 --> 01:42:49,737 and they weren't very good. 2104 01:42:49,771 --> 01:42:52,807 In fact, they were actually kind of terrible in a wonderful sort 2105 01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,409 of way because you could almost imagine the actors suddenly 2106 01:42:55,442 --> 01:42:56,944 turning to look out at you and saying, 2107 01:42:56,978 --> 01:42:59,413 look, we know you can tell we made these sets out 2108 01:42:59,446 --> 01:43:02,617 of cardboard, and we know you can see the wires holding up 2109 01:43:02,650 --> 01:43:07,487 our spaceships, but look how much fun we're having. 2110 01:43:09,456 --> 01:43:12,994 And those stupid little films meant more to me 2111 01:43:13,027 --> 01:43:17,865 than any big budget Hollywood extravaganza 2112 01:43:17,899 --> 01:43:20,868 because they gave me hope that, with a little allowance, 2113 01:43:20,902 --> 01:43:27,642 a little ingenuity, and a little stolen time with my dad's 2114 01:43:27,675 --> 01:43:30,243 old wind-up movie camera, I could make movies too. 2115 01:43:30,277 --> 01:43:31,579 And I did. 2116 01:43:31,612 --> 01:43:34,448 Boy, did I. 2117 01:43:34,481 --> 01:43:37,719 How much do you want to be a director, Patrick? 2118 01:43:37,752 --> 01:43:41,354 I want it more than anything I've ever wanted in my life. 2119 01:43:41,388 --> 01:43:43,323 Are you-- are you really sure about this? 2120 01:43:43,356 --> 01:43:46,226 Do you need to be one? 2121 01:43:50,665 --> 01:43:52,399 Then you might just make it. 2122 01:43:54,936 --> 01:43:55,937 You really think so? 2123 01:43:57,972 --> 01:44:00,742 If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. 2124 01:44:10,518 --> 01:44:11,719 So how was it? 2125 01:44:14,822 --> 01:44:17,357 It was amazing. 2126 01:44:17,390 --> 01:44:19,359 How about for you? 2127 01:44:19,392 --> 01:44:21,763 I meant "Star Wars." 2128 01:44:21,796 --> 01:44:24,364 Oh. 2129 01:44:24,397 --> 01:44:26,366 I don't know. 2130 01:44:26,399 --> 01:44:27,668 Too many things came up. 2131 01:44:29,804 --> 01:44:32,372 You could go tomorrow. 2132 01:44:32,405 --> 01:44:34,075 I could maybe get off work. 2133 01:44:34,108 --> 01:44:36,844 No, I have to work. 2134 01:44:36,878 --> 01:44:41,849 I got to start saving up for everything we want. 2135 01:44:43,818 --> 01:44:49,557 I'll try to see it on my next day off, if it's still playing. 2136 01:44:51,424 --> 01:44:52,994 The crowd's loving it. 2137 01:44:53,027 --> 01:44:56,964 Now the big guy, hitting .342 with 92 RBIs. 2138 01:44:56,998 --> 01:44:59,567 More baseball after these messages. 2139 01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:01,002 Hey, Pete Rose, what do men really 2140 01:45:01,035 --> 01:45:02,837 want from his after shave? 2141 01:45:02,870 --> 01:45:04,739 Are you sorry we did this? 2142 01:45:04,772 --> 01:45:05,940 No. 2143 01:45:05,973 --> 01:45:09,342 No fancy perfumes or fancy bottles. 2144 01:45:09,376 --> 01:45:10,878 Did you want to wait till you get 2145 01:45:10,912 --> 01:45:12,947 married before your first time? 2146 01:45:12,980 --> 01:45:14,081 Uh-uh. 2147 01:45:14,115 --> 01:45:15,583 A man wants to smell like a man. 2148 01:45:15,616 --> 01:45:17,718 That's why I like-- 2149 01:45:17,752 --> 01:45:19,954 And so Refreshing and masculine. 2150 01:45:19,987 --> 01:45:21,421 What? What? 2151 01:45:21,454 --> 01:45:22,557 What did I say? 2152 01:45:22,590 --> 01:45:23,724 Shut up. Just shut up, OK? 2153 01:45:23,758 --> 01:45:25,026 What? 2154 01:45:25,059 --> 01:45:26,493 What? 2155 01:45:26,527 --> 01:45:27,695 What did I do? 2156 01:45:27,728 --> 01:45:29,030 You didn't do anything. 2157 01:45:29,063 --> 01:45:31,398 OK, well then tell me what's wrong. 2158 01:45:36,070 --> 01:45:38,005 This wasn't my first time. 2159 01:45:40,608 --> 01:45:42,710 Oh. 2160 01:45:42,743 --> 01:45:44,979 Well, that's OK. 2161 01:45:45,012 --> 01:45:46,047 No, it's not. 2162 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,380 I don't care. 2163 01:45:47,414 --> 01:45:48,448 I care. 2164 01:45:48,481 --> 01:45:49,449 Why? 2165 01:45:49,482 --> 01:45:50,585 Why? 2166 01:45:50,618 --> 01:45:53,386 What does it matter what we did before we met, right? 2167 01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:54,989 I don't have to be your first. 2168 01:45:55,022 --> 01:45:57,124 I just have to be your best and your last. 2169 01:45:57,158 --> 01:45:58,358 It matters! 2170 01:46:01,162 --> 01:46:02,495 What? 2171 01:46:04,632 --> 01:46:14,942 It matters because my first time was 2172 01:46:14,976 --> 01:46:16,711 while you were in Hollywood. 2173 01:46:22,049 --> 01:46:24,151 I didn't know if you'd be coming back. 2174 01:46:24,185 --> 01:46:27,021 You were so excited about going and maybe getting a job. 2175 01:46:27,054 --> 01:46:30,490 I didn't know you'd come back just for me. 2176 01:46:30,524 --> 01:46:32,159 You were the only reason I came back, OK? 2177 01:46:32,193 --> 01:46:33,426 You said you loved me. 2178 01:46:33,460 --> 01:46:34,629 I do love you. 2179 01:46:34,662 --> 01:46:36,496 Well, you have a funny way of showing it. 2180 01:46:36,530 --> 01:46:38,498 You know, this wasn't your first time either. 2181 01:46:38,532 --> 01:46:39,499 Yeah, it was. 2182 01:46:39,533 --> 01:46:40,768 No, it wasn't. 2183 01:46:40,801 --> 01:46:42,803 Your first time was the day you saw the coming 2184 01:46:42,837 --> 01:46:43,905 attractions for "Star Wars." 2185 01:46:43,938 --> 01:46:45,438 What? 2186 01:46:47,742 --> 01:46:49,210 When it was over, I looked over at you, 2187 01:46:49,243 --> 01:46:50,645 and you had tears in your eyes. 2188 01:46:50,678 --> 01:46:51,913 So? 2189 01:46:51,946 --> 01:46:54,849 So how could I ever hope to compete with that? 2190 01:46:54,882 --> 01:46:56,584 Why Tony? 2191 01:46:56,617 --> 01:46:57,685 Huh? 2192 01:46:57,718 --> 01:46:59,553 What the hell is so great about him? 2193 01:46:59,587 --> 01:47:01,188 Is it his car, or his gold chains, 2194 01:47:01,222 --> 01:47:02,657 or his feeble little mustache? 2195 01:47:02,690 --> 01:47:03,858 His zip code. 2196 01:47:03,891 --> 01:47:04,859 What? 2197 01:47:04,892 --> 01:47:05,927 He's here. 2198 01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:07,460 I am here. 2199 01:47:07,494 --> 01:47:11,699 But he's not going anywhere, and I'm OK with that. 2200 01:47:11,732 --> 01:47:12,967 In fact, it's what I want. 2201 01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:16,469 Though it's getting harder to take what they say, 2202 01:47:16,503 --> 01:47:20,141 just let it go. 2203 01:47:20,174 --> 01:47:22,510 Just let it go. 2204 01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:30,685 And if it hurts when they mention my name, 2205 01:47:30,718 --> 01:47:33,621 say you don't know me. 2206 01:47:33,654 --> 01:47:37,124 And if it helps when they say I'm to blame, 2207 01:47:37,158 --> 01:47:39,226 say you don't own me. 2208 01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:42,096 Just remember something, life doesn't 2209 01:47:42,129 --> 01:47:47,101 move at 24 frames per second. 2210 01:47:47,134 --> 01:47:48,836 It moves a lot faster. 2211 01:47:48,869 --> 01:47:50,871 Even if it's taking the easy way out. 2212 01:47:50,905 --> 01:47:52,573 And on this picture-- 2213 01:47:52,606 --> 01:47:53,975 Keep it inside of you. 2214 01:47:54,008 --> 01:47:55,576 You only get one roll film. 2215 01:47:55,609 --> 01:47:57,011 Don't give in. 2216 01:47:57,044 --> 01:48:00,514 Don't tell them anything. 2217 01:48:00,548 --> 01:48:05,186 Don't let it-- don't let it show. 2218 01:48:21,302 --> 01:48:26,273 Even though you know it's the wrong thing to say, 2219 01:48:26,307 --> 01:48:31,545 say you don't care, say you don't care. 2220 01:48:35,349 --> 01:48:40,221 Even if you want to believe there's a way, 2221 01:48:40,254 --> 01:48:44,025 I won't be there. 2222 01:48:44,058 --> 01:48:46,660 I won't be there. 2223 01:48:49,930 --> 01:48:54,301 But if you smile when they mention my name, 2224 01:48:54,335 --> 01:48:57,705 they'll never know you. 2225 01:48:57,738 --> 01:49:01,642 And if you laugh when they say I'm to blame, 2226 01:49:01,675 --> 01:49:04,712 they'll never own you. 2227 01:49:04,745 --> 01:49:06,280 Ooh. 2228 01:49:10,217 --> 01:49:11,986 Hey. 2229 01:49:12,019 --> 01:49:15,089 Even if you feel you've got nothing to hide. 2230 01:49:15,122 --> 01:49:16,924 Mom wants us to go grocery shopping. 2231 01:49:16,957 --> 01:49:18,325 Keep it inside of you. 2232 01:49:18,359 --> 01:49:19,660 Don't give in. 2233 01:49:19,693 --> 01:49:20,529 Come on. 2234 01:49:20,561 --> 01:49:23,197 Don't tell them anything. 2235 01:49:23,230 --> 01:49:24,665 Why are you helping me? 2236 01:49:24,698 --> 01:49:26,000 Don't let it-- 2237 01:49:26,033 --> 01:49:28,602 Because numbskull, how could you leave without a car? 2238 01:49:28,636 --> 01:49:30,838 Don't let it show. 2239 01:49:36,744 --> 01:49:37,745 Bye. 2240 01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:55,963 Patrick Read Johnson! 2241 01:49:55,996 --> 01:49:58,866 What are you still doing in your backyard? 2242 01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:28,395 Where do you think you're going? 2243 01:50:28,429 --> 01:50:31,265 To get my car. 2244 01:50:31,298 --> 01:50:33,667 Is that so? 2245 01:50:33,701 --> 01:50:36,270 Yeah, I paid all I'm going to pay for it. 2246 01:50:36,303 --> 01:50:40,141 Besides, you don't need to hold it hostage anymore. 2247 01:50:40,174 --> 01:50:41,909 I'm not going to stop you. 2248 01:50:41,942 --> 01:50:43,777 Scrawny piece of shit. 2249 01:50:43,811 --> 01:50:47,148 You couldn't stop rain from hitting the ground. 2250 01:50:47,181 --> 01:50:52,920 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, I'll try to gain weight, 2251 01:50:52,953 --> 01:50:54,421 you try to gain intelligence. 2252 01:50:54,455 --> 01:50:56,023 We'll see who wins. 2253 01:50:56,056 --> 01:50:58,058 Huh, I already know who wins, and it ain't you. 2254 01:50:58,092 --> 01:50:59,160 And you're going down. 2255 01:50:59,193 --> 01:51:00,794 Oh. 2256 01:51:04,331 --> 01:51:06,300 Get up. 2257 01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:08,469 Oh, jeez, Tony. 2258 01:51:08,502 --> 01:51:11,038 Down, up, make up your mind. 2259 01:51:11,071 --> 01:51:13,040 I said get up. 2260 01:51:13,073 --> 01:51:15,176 It's time someone kicked your ass. 2261 01:51:15,209 --> 01:51:16,777 What's wrong? 2262 01:51:16,810 --> 01:51:18,779 Don't you think you've done enough to me? 2263 01:51:18,812 --> 01:51:20,114 What are you talking about? 2264 01:51:20,147 --> 01:51:22,816 You knew that Linda was scared to go with me, 2265 01:51:22,850 --> 01:51:25,452 and you played on it until you finally brought her down 2266 01:51:25,486 --> 01:51:27,855 to your level. 2267 01:51:27,888 --> 01:51:30,090 My level? 2268 01:51:30,124 --> 01:51:32,459 Oh! 2269 01:51:32,493 --> 01:51:34,128 What's my level, huh? 2270 01:51:36,497 --> 01:51:37,765 I work for a living. 2271 01:51:37,798 --> 01:51:41,802 I don't expect the world owes me fame and fortune like you. 2272 01:51:41,835 --> 01:51:44,205 You know, you think because you can direct little Super 8 2273 01:51:44,238 --> 01:51:46,006 movies you can direct how people's lives are 2274 01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:47,141 going to turn out? 2275 01:51:47,174 --> 01:51:48,342 I mean, come on. 2276 01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:50,211 How are you going to direct your way out 2277 01:51:50,244 --> 01:51:52,514 of me dislocating your shoulder if I want to, huh? 2278 01:51:52,547 --> 01:51:54,381 How are you going to direct your way out 2279 01:51:54,415 --> 01:51:56,116 of me shoving your face into the dirt 2280 01:51:56,150 --> 01:51:57,751 until you choked to death, if I want? 2281 01:51:57,785 --> 01:51:59,220 Huh? 2282 01:51:59,253 --> 01:52:03,090 Your brain may think of better fantasies than mine, 2283 01:52:03,123 --> 01:52:05,960 but it ain't going to think of nothing if I beat it out 2284 01:52:05,993 --> 01:52:08,495 of your head with a fucking tire iron now, is it? 2285 01:52:08,530 --> 01:52:10,532 Is it? 2286 01:52:10,565 --> 01:52:12,233 Oh! 2287 01:52:15,570 --> 01:52:18,372 Never fuck with a Kubrick fan. 2288 01:52:18,405 --> 01:52:19,974 A what? 2289 01:52:20,007 --> 01:52:23,244 We may be geeks on the outside, but on the inside, 2290 01:52:23,277 --> 01:52:24,979 we're all killer apes. 2291 01:52:25,012 --> 01:52:26,514 You're fucking nuts is what you are. 2292 01:52:26,548 --> 01:52:28,182 Oh, no, I'm not nuts. 2293 01:52:28,215 --> 01:52:29,517 I'm evolved. 2294 01:52:29,551 --> 01:52:32,520 My ancestors touched the monolith. 2295 01:52:32,554 --> 01:52:35,256 Your ancestors watched. 2296 01:52:35,289 --> 01:52:36,390 Jesus, back off, man. 2297 01:52:36,423 --> 01:52:37,424 Jesus. 2298 01:52:37,458 --> 01:52:39,159 You mated with my mate. 2299 01:52:39,193 --> 01:52:40,261 What? 2300 01:52:40,294 --> 01:52:42,396 You rained on my evolutionary parade. 2301 01:52:42,429 --> 01:52:44,798 No, wait, wait. 2302 01:52:44,832 --> 01:52:47,134 You want to compete with me for scarce resources 2303 01:52:47,167 --> 01:52:50,004 on this dusty African plane? 2304 01:52:50,037 --> 01:52:51,505 Well, step to the plate. 2305 01:52:54,308 --> 01:52:55,876 I am Moon Watcher. 2306 01:52:55,909 --> 01:52:57,144 Hear me roar. 2307 01:52:57,177 --> 01:52:58,312 No, stop! 2308 01:52:58,345 --> 01:52:59,947 We didn't really do it, OK? 2309 01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:01,549 I tried, but she wouldn't go for it. 2310 01:53:01,583 --> 01:53:03,150 She said she was in love with you. 2311 01:53:03,183 --> 01:53:05,152 She wanted to be with you, I swear. 2312 01:53:05,185 --> 01:53:06,287 She waited for you. 2313 01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:09,290 We never did it. 2314 01:53:09,323 --> 01:53:11,892 Than why would she tell me you did? 2315 01:53:53,167 --> 01:53:56,538 Popcorns, two Cokes, and one Sugar Baby. 2316 01:53:59,173 --> 01:54:01,509 Is this film ever going to stop showing here? 2317 01:54:04,244 --> 01:54:05,312 OK, bye. 2318 01:54:13,287 --> 01:54:14,522 What are you doing here? 2319 01:54:17,257 --> 01:54:19,627 Why is that up there? 2320 01:54:19,661 --> 01:54:21,862 Why is what up where? 2321 01:54:23,263 --> 01:54:29,169 That, that-- that's not-- that's not what's playing here. 2322 01:54:29,203 --> 01:54:30,504 Yes, it is. 2323 01:54:30,538 --> 01:54:33,907 Todd, OK. 2324 01:54:33,941 --> 01:54:36,377 I know you're most likely messing with me right now. 2325 01:54:36,410 --> 01:54:37,378 And it's funny. 2326 01:54:37,411 --> 01:54:38,278 It really is. 2327 01:54:38,312 --> 01:54:40,414 And any other day, I would laugh at it. 2328 01:54:40,447 --> 01:54:43,518 I would find it thoroughly amusing. 2329 01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:47,020 This is the thing, I just want you to tell me 2330 01:54:47,054 --> 01:54:48,590 that "Star Wars" is playing here, 2331 01:54:48,623 --> 01:54:51,559 and then we can just, you know, be friends after that. 2332 01:54:51,593 --> 01:54:53,994 And I just want you to be honest with me now. 2333 01:54:54,027 --> 01:54:55,195 Please, buddy. 2334 01:54:55,229 --> 01:54:56,997 Todd, I love you. 2335 01:54:57,030 --> 01:54:59,400 Come on, just tell me what's playing here. 2336 01:54:59,433 --> 01:55:00,401 "Star Wars," right? 2337 01:55:00,434 --> 01:55:01,335 "Star Wars." 2338 01:55:03,437 --> 01:55:05,139 "Star Wars?" 2339 01:55:05,172 --> 01:55:08,142 Yes, yes! 2340 01:55:08,175 --> 01:55:10,277 "Star Wars." 2341 01:55:10,310 --> 01:55:12,079 OK, you know what? 2342 01:55:12,112 --> 01:55:13,414 Look. 2343 01:55:13,447 --> 01:55:15,149 "Star Wars!" 2344 01:55:15,182 --> 01:55:19,353 "Star Wars" starts today, today, at theaters everywhere. 2345 01:55:22,055 --> 01:55:23,525 Theaters everywhere. 2346 01:55:27,094 --> 01:55:29,697 This isn't everywhere. 2347 01:55:29,731 --> 01:55:32,567 This is Lake County. 2348 01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:42,443 Everywhere. 2349 01:55:42,476 --> 01:55:43,444 Todd. 2350 01:55:43,477 --> 01:55:46,480 Oh. 2351 01:55:46,514 --> 01:55:47,582 Todd. 2352 01:55:47,615 --> 01:55:48,982 Oh, really killing me. 2353 01:55:49,016 --> 01:55:49,983 Todd. 2354 01:55:51,018 --> 01:55:52,486 Todd. 2355 01:56:11,104 --> 01:56:14,041 Your muttloaf, sir. 2356 01:56:26,386 --> 01:56:29,022 What are you doing here, Johnson? 2357 01:56:29,056 --> 01:56:31,225 Eating muttloaf. 2358 01:56:31,258 --> 01:56:33,393 Huh. 2359 01:56:33,427 --> 01:56:35,530 Well, it's Senior Skip Day. 2360 01:56:35,563 --> 01:56:39,233 Why aren't you skipping? 2361 01:56:39,266 --> 01:56:40,668 More muttloaf for me. 2362 01:56:44,539 --> 01:56:46,473 You're a weird kid, Johnson. 2363 01:56:55,282 --> 01:56:59,186 Not weird enough, apparently. 2364 01:56:59,219 --> 01:57:01,589 Don't underestimate yourself, Patty. 2365 01:57:03,357 --> 01:57:05,259 Let's go. 2366 01:57:05,292 --> 01:57:07,562 Where? 2367 01:57:07,595 --> 01:57:12,567 Someplace dark and quiet, where I can take away your virginity. 2368 01:57:15,168 --> 01:57:16,638 Well, you're too late. 2369 01:57:18,171 --> 01:57:20,407 I don't think so. 2370 01:57:35,489 --> 01:57:38,292 The lobby cards are gone, and I still want all of the posters. 2371 01:57:38,325 --> 01:57:39,861 They just picked the locks and ripped them 2372 01:57:39,894 --> 01:57:40,895 right out of the cases. 2373 01:57:40,929 --> 01:57:43,430 I was afraid they were going to take the film, 2374 01:57:43,463 --> 01:57:45,633 so I put Eddie on guard outside the projection booth. 2375 01:57:45,667 --> 01:57:47,167 Hey, hey, balcony's closed! 2376 01:58:24,772 --> 01:58:27,240 Just don't forget I did this. 2377 01:58:27,274 --> 01:58:28,676 Never. 2378 01:58:53,433 --> 01:58:55,268 Patrick Reed Johnson! 2379 01:59:04,946 --> 01:59:06,346 What happened? 2380 01:59:28,736 --> 01:59:34,307 Just remember, if you end up seeing farther than others, 2381 01:59:34,341 --> 01:59:37,512 it's only because you've stood upon the shoulders of Giants. 2382 01:59:39,580 --> 01:59:41,181 Who are you? 2383 01:59:44,484 --> 01:59:46,688 See ya. 2384 01:59:46,721 --> 01:59:48,288 I only know-- 2385 01:59:48,321 --> 01:59:49,423 Hey, buddy. 2386 01:59:49,456 --> 01:59:50,892 --what I can see. 2387 01:59:50,925 --> 01:59:53,895 Make good movies and watch out for girls. 2388 01:59:53,928 --> 01:59:55,362 Oh, I'll try. 2389 01:59:55,395 --> 01:59:56,631 Have a nice trip. 2390 01:59:56,664 --> 01:59:58,432 So I imagine what could be. 2391 01:59:58,465 --> 01:59:59,567 He'll be back in a week. 2392 01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:00,935 Shut up, Jody. 2393 02:00:03,771 --> 02:00:06,239 Where the horizon cuts the air-- 2394 02:00:06,273 --> 02:00:08,910 You don't have to say anything. 2395 02:00:08,943 --> 02:00:10,645 Yeah, I did. 2396 02:00:10,678 --> 02:00:12,245 --look for me out there. 2397 02:00:12,279 --> 02:00:14,314 Thank you. 2398 02:00:14,347 --> 02:00:17,985 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2399 02:00:18,019 --> 02:00:19,721 Go on. 2400 02:00:19,754 --> 02:00:22,489 Go West, young man. 2401 02:00:22,523 --> 02:00:24,391 I'll shout if I need you. 2402 02:00:24,424 --> 02:00:28,395 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2403 02:00:31,899 --> 02:00:41,042 If I could kiss this Earth goodbye, 2404 02:00:41,075 --> 02:00:53,921 and cruise the neverending sky, where the horizon cuts the air. 2405 02:00:53,955 --> 02:00:57,257 Wait for me down there. 2406 02:00:58,726 --> 02:01:04,397 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2407 02:01:04,431 --> 02:01:06,667 Whoa. 2408 02:01:07,835 --> 02:01:14,542 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2409 02:01:33,728 --> 02:01:34,962 Hey. 2410 02:01:44,038 --> 02:01:45,840 Forgot something. 2411 02:01:57,852 --> 02:02:00,420 Why didn't you just give me this last week? 2412 02:02:00,453 --> 02:02:03,958 Because you didn't really need it last week. 2413 02:02:03,991 --> 02:02:06,426 Now you do. 2414 02:02:06,459 --> 02:02:10,463 Practicality, Pat, that's what I'm all about. 2415 02:02:10,497 --> 02:02:14,635 I'll leave the fantasy stuff up to you, Mr. Hollywood. 2416 02:02:14,669 --> 02:02:21,142 Hollywood's just my monolith. 2417 02:02:21,175 --> 02:02:22,710 It might be a door. 2418 02:02:22,743 --> 02:02:24,579 It might be a wall. 2419 02:02:24,612 --> 02:02:26,047 I won't know till I touch it. 2420 02:02:26,080 --> 02:02:28,983 What the hell are you talking about? 2421 02:02:29,016 --> 02:02:31,351 Forget it. 2422 02:02:33,554 --> 02:02:36,423 Just don't come back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 2423 02:03:55,836 --> 02:03:59,707 Every time I see your face, 2424 02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:04,477 it reminds me of places we used to go. 2425 02:04:08,182 --> 02:04:13,888 All I've got is a photograph, and I realize 2426 02:04:13,921 --> 02:04:16,991 you're not coming back anymore. 2427 02:04:21,595 --> 02:04:29,704 I thought I'd make it the day you went away, 2428 02:04:29,737 --> 02:04:36,877 but I can't make it till you come home again to stay. 2429 02:04:39,313 --> 02:04:44,852 I can't get used to living here while my heart is broke. 2430 02:04:44,885 --> 02:04:47,688 My tears I cried for you. 2431 02:04:51,659 --> 02:04:57,732 I want you here to have and hold as the years and go by 2432 02:04:57,765 --> 02:05:01,235 and we grow old and gray. 2433 02:05:12,913 --> 02:05:17,818 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2434 02:05:17,852 --> 02:05:21,522 of the places we used to go. 2435 02:05:25,259 --> 02:05:28,763 All I've got is a photograph. 2436 02:05:28,796 --> 02:05:33,968 And I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2437 02:05:37,805 --> 02:05:42,676 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2438 02:05:42,710 --> 02:05:46,814 of the places we used to go. 2439 02:05:49,750 --> 02:05:53,721 But all I've got is a photograph, 2440 02:05:53,754 --> 02:05:58,626 and I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2441 02:06:23,184 --> 02:06:24,351 Thank you. 2442 02:06:24,385 --> 02:06:26,220 Thank you very much. 2443 02:07:08,028 --> 02:07:10,164 Seize the day. 2444 02:07:11,832 --> 02:07:14,435 That was what you always told me. 2445 02:07:14,468 --> 02:07:20,274 Find a way you would say as you would hold me. 2446 02:07:20,307 --> 02:07:23,944 Get away from here. 2447 02:07:23,978 --> 02:07:28,649 It's oh so clear, you can't stay. 2448 02:07:32,386 --> 02:07:38,192 Long ago we were old enough to love 2449 02:07:38,225 --> 02:07:42,463 but not to know there were dreams 2450 02:07:42,496 --> 02:07:46,467 we kept inside but didn't show. 2451 02:07:46,500 --> 02:07:52,206 And now, we don't know how to let go. 2452 02:07:57,344 --> 02:08:08,789 I can't get there from here, and you can't get here from there. 2453 02:08:08,822 --> 02:08:16,797 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2454 02:08:16,830 --> 02:08:22,403 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2455 02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:28,175 Touch the sky. 2456 02:08:30,010 --> 02:08:32,413 If you don't when you grow old, you'll 2457 02:08:32,446 --> 02:08:38,085 wonder why you did just what you were told. 2458 02:08:38,118 --> 02:08:41,889 No one will cry for you. 2459 02:08:41,922 --> 02:08:46,760 If all you do is long to fly. 2460 02:08:49,997 --> 02:08:56,170 I can see our final curtain falling. 2461 02:08:56,203 --> 02:08:59,907 Let it be. 2462 02:08:59,940 --> 02:09:05,913 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2463 02:09:05,946 --> 02:09:10,284 Don't let your fear push life aside. 2464 02:09:15,155 --> 02:09:20,427 I can't get there from here. 2465 02:09:20,461 --> 02:09:26,900 And you can't get here from there. 2466 02:09:26,934 --> 02:09:34,908 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2467 02:09:34,942 --> 02:09:41,215 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2468 02:09:46,220 --> 02:09:55,229 But out there it gleans far beyond all the things we know. 2469 02:09:58,332 --> 02:10:07,107 The world of our dreams calling to us, but we don't go. 2470 02:10:09,209 --> 02:10:14,982 I can't get there from here. 2471 02:10:15,015 --> 02:10:21,088 And you can't get here from there. 2472 02:10:21,121 --> 02:10:28,630 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2473 02:10:28,663 --> 02:10:42,009 standing on the road that leads nowhere, 2474 02:10:42,042 --> 02:10:48,148 the road that leads nowhere.