1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:00,710 >> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD, 2 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:05,315 IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 3 00:00:05,315 --> 00:00:06,316 TONIGHT, BEN AFFLECK, JAY ELLIS, 4 00:00:06,316 --> 00:00:09,953 AND MUSIC FROM THE RECORD 5 00:00:09,953 --> 00:00:11,321 COMPANY. 6 00:00:11,321 --> 00:00:18,295 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 7 00:00:18,295 --> 00:00:18,795 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:24,234 ♪ 9 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:25,068 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU, THANK 10 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:25,235 YOU. 11 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:27,070 THANKS FOR COMING. 12 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,639 HI, EVERYBODY. 13 00:00:29,639 --> 00:00:32,208 I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST. 14 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,578 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 15 00:00:34,578 --> 00:00:38,949 AND FROM OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE. 16 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:40,884 THE REASON THERE IS SO MUCH 17 00:00:40,884 --> 00:00:43,420 TESTOSTERONE FLOWING THROUGH 18 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,854 THIS AUDIENCE, THANKS FOR 19 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:45,889 JOURNEYING FROM LOGAN, UTAH, TO 20 00:00:45,889 --> 00:00:46,323 BE HERE. 21 00:00:46,323 --> 00:00:48,291 WHERE THE HELL IS LOGAN, UTAH? 22 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:48,892 [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:00:48,892 --> 00:00:50,427 TONIGHT, OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE IS 24 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:52,696 PART OF THE TEAM OR COACHING 25 00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:54,564 STAFF FOR THE UTAH STATE AGGIES, 26 00:00:54,564 --> 00:00:56,299 WHO PLAY THE OREGON STATE 27 00:00:56,299 --> 00:00:57,634 BEAVERS SATURDAY IN THE FIRST, 28 00:00:57,634 --> 00:01:00,937 AND LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY 29 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:06,042 LAST‐EVER JIMMY KIMMEL L. A. 30 00:01:06,042 --> 00:01:06,242 BOWL. 31 00:01:06,242 --> 00:01:06,543 [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:07,010 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 33 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:07,644 WELCOME, EVERYBODY, THANKS FOR 34 00:01:07,644 --> 00:01:08,345 COMING. 35 00:01:08,345 --> 00:01:09,412 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN TO 36 00:01:09,412 --> 00:01:09,946 HOLLYWOOD BEFORE. 37 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:10,680 AS YOU LEAVE, PLEASE GIVE YOUR 38 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,214 WALLETS TO THE SPIDER‐MEN 39 00:01:11,214 --> 00:01:11,881 WAITING OUTSIDE. 40 00:01:11,881 --> 00:01:12,315 [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:01:12,315 --> 00:01:13,049 THE GAME WILL BE BROADCAST ON 42 00:01:13,049 --> 00:01:14,050 ABC. 43 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:14,818 YOU KNOW HOW AT THE START OF 44 00:01:14,818 --> 00:01:15,585 COLLEGE FOOTBALL BROADCASTS THEY 45 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:16,319 HAVE THE PLAYERS INTRODUCE 46 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:17,821 THEMSELVES? 47 00:01:17,821 --> 00:01:20,390 MAYBE SHARE A FUN FACT ABOUT 48 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:21,558 THEIR LIVES? 49 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:23,827 WELL, WE DECIDED TO DO THAT TOO. 50 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:26,363 PLEASE WELCOME YOUR 2021 UTAH 51 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:27,697 STATE AGGIES! 52 00:01:27,697 --> 00:01:28,498 GENTLEMEN? 53 00:01:28,498 --> 00:01:33,470 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 54 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:35,472 >> LOGAN BONNER, QUARTERBACK. 55 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:36,740 I BUILT MYSELF A GIRLFRIEND OUT 56 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,041 OF LEGOS AND THEN SHE DUMPED ME. 57 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:40,410 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:43,079 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 59 00:01:43,079 --> 00:01:44,080 >> JUSTIN RICE, INSIDE 60 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,081 LINEBACKER. 61 00:01:45,081 --> 00:01:47,717 I LOVE THE SMELL OF KITTENS. 62 00:01:47,717 --> 00:01:48,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:01:48,018 --> 00:01:51,955 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 64 00:01:51,955 --> 00:01:52,689 >> SAVON SCARVER, WIDE RECEIVER. 65 00:01:52,689 --> 00:01:53,423 I'M MISSING MY HOLIDAY BAKING 66 00:01:53,423 --> 00:01:55,458 SHOWS FOR THIS. 67 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:55,759 [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:01:55,759 --> 00:02:00,230 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 69 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:01,731 >> CASH GILLIAM, STRIKER. 70 00:02:01,731 --> 00:02:03,233 I LET THE DOGS OUT. 71 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,035 SORRY, BAHA MEN. 72 00:02:05,035 --> 00:02:05,335 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:08,738 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 74 00:02:08,738 --> 00:02:09,706 >> MARCUS MOORE, DEFENSIVE 75 00:02:09,706 --> 00:02:11,474 TACKLE. 76 00:02:11,474 --> 00:02:12,475 MY DREAM IS TO OPEN THE FIRST 77 00:02:12,475 --> 00:02:14,277 DAVE & BUSTERS IN SPACE. 78 00:02:14,277 --> 00:02:14,577 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:18,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 80 00:02:18,682 --> 00:02:19,449 >> DEREK WRIGHT, WIDE RECEIVER. 81 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:20,450 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AN "AGGIE" 82 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,819 IS. 83 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:23,119 NOBODY DOES. 84 00:02:23,119 --> 00:02:23,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,188 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 86 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:28,958 >> Jimmy: WELL DONE. 87 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:31,494 VERY WELL DONE. 88 00:02:31,494 --> 00:02:32,729 I HOPE THIS IS A FUN WEEK. 89 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:33,463 DO YOU GUYS GET TO MEET 90 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:35,265 MITT ROMNEY IF YOU WIN? 91 00:02:35,265 --> 00:02:35,565 [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:36,232 IS THAT HOW IT GOES? 93 00:02:36,232 --> 00:02:37,233 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK I'M 94 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:37,967 MAKING THIS UP, I'M NOT. 95 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:38,968 THIS IS A REAL COLLEGE BOWL 96 00:02:38,968 --> 00:02:40,236 GAME. 97 00:02:40,236 --> 00:02:41,237 SOMEHOW, I GOT THE NAMING 98 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:43,473 RIGHTS. 99 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:44,474 NEVER BEFORE HAS A COLLEGE BOWL 100 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:45,475 GAME BEEN NAMED AFTER A HUMAN 101 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:46,710 BEING. 102 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:47,944 THE WINNER OF THE GAME, INSTEAD 103 00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:51,815 OF A TROPHY, WILL GET A BELT. 104 00:02:51,815 --> 00:02:53,016 WHICH ‐‐ THIS BELT SPECIFICALLY, 105 00:02:53,016 --> 00:02:53,616 WHICH I THINK IS PRETTY GREAT. 106 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:58,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 107 00:02:58,388 --> 00:02:59,723 YOU CAN'T WEAR A TROPHY. 108 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:03,159 BY THE WAY, IF YOU DO GET ONE OF 109 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:05,495 THESE, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT JOHN 110 00:03:05,495 --> 00:03:05,929 C 111 00:03:05,929 --> 00:03:06,529 CENA IN APRIL AT WRESTLEMANIA. 112 00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:07,731 [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:03:07,731 --> 00:03:08,465 I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE VERY YOUNG, 114 00:03:08,465 --> 00:03:09,099 BUT MANY YEARS AGO, THERE WAS A 115 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:09,733 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER. 116 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:10,467 A GREAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER 117 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:12,635 NAMED O. J. SIMPSON. 118 00:03:12,635 --> 00:03:13,036 EVER HEARD OF HIM? 119 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:14,104 [ LAUGHTER ] 120 00:03:14,104 --> 00:03:19,242 O.J. WENT ON TO DO BIG THINGS. 121 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:20,243 AND AS OF NOW THIS WEEK HE WAS 122 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:20,977 DISCHARGED FROM PAROLE FOR GOOD 123 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:21,711 BEHAVIOR. 124 00:03:21,711 --> 00:03:23,179 HIS LAWYER SAID, "MR. SIMPSON IS 125 00:03:23,179 --> 00:03:24,447 NOW A COMPLETELY FREE MAN," 126 00:03:24,447 --> 00:03:25,949 WHICH ARE THE SCARIEST EIGHT 127 00:03:25,949 --> 00:03:26,683 WORDS I'VE HEARD SINCE "THE CALL 128 00:03:26,683 --> 00:03:27,450 IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE 129 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,685 HOUSE." 130 00:03:28,685 --> 00:03:30,453 WHAT A YEAR. 131 00:03:30,453 --> 00:03:32,188 EVERYTHING IS CLOSING BACK UP 132 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:33,690 BECAUSE OF OMICRON, BUT O. J. CAN 133 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:35,024 GO ANYWHERE HE WANTS. 134 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:36,192 [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:03:36,192 --> 00:03:37,460 THE NFL IS GETTING HIT WITH 136 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,462 ANOTHER SURGE OF COVID. 137 00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:40,463 MORE THAN 70 PLAYERS TESTED 138 00:03:40,463 --> 00:03:41,965 POSITIVE THIS WEEK, AND IT'S 139 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:44,200 ONLY WEDNESDAY. 140 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,102 THE RAMS ARE DOWN NINE PLAYERS. 141 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:46,870 THEY'RE SAYING A LOT OF TEAMS 142 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:47,604 THIS WEEKEND MIGHT BE 143 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:49,372 SHORT‐HANDED. 144 00:03:49,372 --> 00:03:50,840 THIS FEELS LIKE THE SET‐UP FOR A 145 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,910 MOVIE WHERE A BARTENDER WHO 146 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:55,712 BUSTED HIS LEG IN HIGH SCHOOL 147 00:03:55,712 --> 00:03:56,546 GETS TO PLAY QUARTERBACK FOR THE 148 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:57,113 JETS AND LEADS THE TEAM TO 149 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:57,347 VICTORY? 150 00:03:57,347 --> 00:04:00,416 [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:02,318 WELL, NO, THE JETS ARE NOT GOING 152 00:04:02,318 --> 00:04:02,952 TO HAVE A VICTORY. 153 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:03,253 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:04:03,253 --> 00:04:03,653 BUT ANOTHER TEAM. 155 00:04:03,653 --> 00:04:07,323 STARTING TODAY, ANOTHER NEW 156 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:08,057 STATE MASK MANDATE IS IN EFFECT 157 00:04:08,057 --> 00:04:08,825 IN NEW YORK AND A NUMBER OF 158 00:04:08,825 --> 00:04:11,327 CITIES, YOU HAVE TO SHOW PROOF 159 00:04:11,327 --> 00:04:11,961 OF VACCINATION TO GET INTO A BAR 160 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:12,362 OR RESTAURANT. 161 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:15,165 AND THAT LED AN ANGRY GROUP OF 162 00:04:15,165 --> 00:04:16,833 PROTESTERS IN QUEENS TO HAVE A 163 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:17,767 SIT‐IN AT THE CHEESECAKE 164 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:18,001 FACTORY. 165 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:19,702 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:19,702 --> 00:04:21,137 SIX PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED AFTER A 167 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,739 LARGE GROUP BLEW PAST THE 168 00:04:22,739 --> 00:04:24,574 RESTAURANT'S HOST STAND, THEY 169 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,842 REFUSED TO SHOW PROOF OF 170 00:04:25,842 --> 00:04:26,843 VACCINATION, THEY SAT DOWN A 171 00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:30,113 SEVERAL EMPTY TABLES. 172 00:04:30,113 --> 00:04:31,915 THE NYPD HAD TO COME, AND THE 173 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:37,587 REST WENT LIKE THIS. 174 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:40,757 [ CROWD CHANTING LET THEM GO ♪ 175 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:43,526 >> A WAY TO GET INVOLVED IN THE 176 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:43,793 MOVEMENT. 177 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:44,460 MAKE RESERVATIONS TOMORROW FOR 178 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,529 CHEESECAKE FACTORY. 179 00:04:46,529 --> 00:04:49,299 ONCE THEY'RE BOOKED SOLID, START 180 00:04:49,299 --> 00:04:50,066 AT THE NEXT ONE AND THE NEXT 181 00:04:50,066 --> 00:04:50,233 ONE. 182 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:52,735 WE'RE GOING TO SHUT DOWN 183 00:04:52,735 --> 00:04:54,204 CHEESECAKE FACTORY, SHUT IT 184 00:04:54,204 --> 00:04:54,470 DOWN. 185 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:54,871 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 186 00:04:54,871 --> 00:04:56,005 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LADY. 187 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:56,606 YOU WILL NEVER SHUT DOWN THE 188 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:57,507 CHEESECAKE FACTORY. 189 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:57,974 [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:04:57,974 --> 00:04:59,008 THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY 191 00:04:59,008 --> 00:04:59,742 RESTAURANT. 192 00:04:59,742 --> 00:05:01,444 THEY DON'T MESS AROUND. 193 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:02,579 THEIR MENU IS 500 PAGES LONG. 194 00:05:02,579 --> 00:05:03,813 [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:05:03,813 --> 00:05:05,582 YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTHUSTLE A 196 00:05:05,582 --> 00:05:07,083 COMPANY THAT OFFERS CRISPY CRAB 197 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,051 WONTONS AND CHEESEBURGER SPRING 198 00:05:08,051 --> 00:05:09,752 ROLLS? 199 00:05:09,752 --> 00:05:10,153 I DON'T THINK SO. 200 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,187 [ LAUGHTER ] 201 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:12,455 THAT FACTORY WILL BE CRANKING 202 00:05:12,455 --> 00:05:13,423 OUT CHEESECAKE UNTIL LONG AFTER 203 00:05:13,423 --> 00:05:15,692 YOU AND I ARE DEAD. 204 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:16,426 IT MAY EVEN BE THE REASON YOU 205 00:05:16,426 --> 00:05:17,594 AND I ARE DEAD! 206 00:05:17,594 --> 00:05:17,894 [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:05:17,894 --> 00:05:20,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 208 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:21,865 I KNOW WE CALL THEM 209 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:22,866 ANTI‐VAXXERS, BUT I GET THE 210 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:27,337 SENSE THAT THERE ARE OTHER 211 00:05:27,337 --> 00:05:27,937 ISSUES AT PLAY THERE AS WELL. 212 00:05:27,937 --> 00:05:29,005 CHRISTMAS IS COMING VERY SOON. 213 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:31,241 AND WHILE SOME BUSINESSES HAVE 214 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:33,309 RESUMED HOSTING THEIR ANNUAL 215 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:34,244 HOLIDAY SOIREES, THE WHITE HOUSE 216 00:05:34,244 --> 00:05:35,311 IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 217 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:36,079 THE WHITE HOUSE IS SKIPPING 218 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:36,813 THEIR ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARTIES 219 00:05:36,813 --> 00:05:37,580 BECAUSE OF COVID. 220 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,314 AND BECAUSE JOE BIDEN GOES TO 221 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:43,052 SLEEP AT 4 P. M. 222 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,089 THIS IS IN STARK CONTRAST TO THE 224 00:05:46,089 --> 00:05:46,823 PREVIOUS WHITE HOUSE'S "CATCH 225 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:47,557 THE HOLIDAY FEVER"‐THEMED 226 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:48,391 DROPLET JAMBOREES. 227 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,926 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:05:49,926 --> 00:05:51,227 WE ARE GEARING UP FOR THE 229 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:54,230 HOLIDAYS AT MY HOUSE. 230 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:55,498 OUR 7‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER THIS 231 00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:57,834 MORNING ASKED ALEXA, "ALEXA? 232 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:59,969 IS SANTA REAL?" 233 00:05:59,969 --> 00:06:02,005 AD WE JUST SAT THERE LIKE, OH, 234 00:06:02,005 --> 00:06:05,074 WHAT IS SHE GOING TO SAY? 235 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,443 I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW IF THAT 236 00:06:07,443 --> 00:06:08,044 SMARTY‐PANTS LITTLE ROBOT IS 237 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:12,348 GOING TO BLOW YOUR COUGH LETTER. 238 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:15,084 THANKFULLY, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE 239 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:15,652 COMPETITORS IN THE DELIVERY 240 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:16,319 BUSINESS, ALEXA IS ON TEAM 241 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:17,320 SANTA. 242 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:17,921 SHE SAID, "ALL I KNOW IS THAT 243 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:18,554 SOMEONE HAS BEEN EATING ALL MY 244 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:18,821 COOKIES." 245 00:06:18,821 --> 00:06:19,188 COULD BE SANTA. 246 00:06:19,188 --> 00:06:21,291 COULD BE STONERS. 247 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:21,624 WE DON'T KNOW. 248 00:06:21,624 --> 00:06:22,058 [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:22,825 YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING. 250 00:06:22,825 --> 00:06:26,029 THE IDEA OF GIFTS AND SANTA AND 251 00:06:26,029 --> 00:06:27,463 ALL THAT STUFF IS SO INGRAINED 252 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:29,232 IN US, AS AMERICANS WE ASSUME 253 00:06:29,232 --> 00:06:29,933 IT'S THE SAME ALL AROUND THE 254 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:32,101 WORLD, BUT IT DIDN'T. 255 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,369 OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE VERY ‐‐ 256 00:06:33,369 --> 00:06:33,836 EVEN WILDLY DIFFERENT 257 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:34,604 TRADITIONS, SO WE DECIDED TO 258 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:35,371 MAKE A GAME OF IT. 259 00:06:35,371 --> 00:06:36,372 WE GATHERED SOME PEOPLE FROM 260 00:06:36,372 --> 00:06:37,607 DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD AND 261 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:38,608 ASKED THEM TO TELL US ABOUT 262 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,109 THEIR HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS. 263 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,577 YOUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHETHER 264 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:43,313 WHAT THEY ARE DESCRIBING IS A 265 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:44,080 REAL CHRISTMAS TRADITION, OR 266 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,081 SOMETHING WE MADE UP. 267 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:48,351 GOT IT? 268 00:06:48,351 --> 00:06:50,086 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 269 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:52,689 >> SO IN THE CATALAN REGION OF 270 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:53,923 SPAIN, EVERYBODY BUYS THESE 271 00:06:53,923 --> 00:06:56,092 LITTLE FIGURINES FOR THEIR 272 00:06:56,092 --> 00:07:01,164 NATIVITY SCENE CALLED EL CAGANE, 273 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:03,266 IT MEANS LITERALLY, "THE 274 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:04,067 DEFECATOR." 275 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:06,536 IT'S A LITTLE SHEPHERD WHO PULLS 276 00:07:06,536 --> 00:07:08,371 HIS PANTS DOWN, SQUATS, AND 277 00:07:08,371 --> 00:07:10,006 TAKES A NICE CRAP. 278 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:11,741 THAT CRAP FERTILIZES THE LAND SO 279 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,776 EVERYBODY IN THE COMMUNITY CAN 280 00:07:13,776 --> 00:07:15,278 ENJOY THE WEALTH AND ABUNDANCE 281 00:07:15,278 --> 00:07:15,611 OF CHRISTMAS. 282 00:07:15,611 --> 00:07:18,047 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 283 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,482 SO DO WE BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE? 284 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:19,782 OR NOT TRUE? 285 00:07:19,782 --> 00:07:27,156 REAL OR FAKE? 286 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,425 WE'RE ABOUT HALF AND HALF HERE. 287 00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:30,360 LET'S FIND OUT. 288 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,461 >> BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT 289 00:07:31,461 --> 00:07:34,297 TRADITION IS TRUE. 290 00:07:34,297 --> 00:07:34,797 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 291 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:39,202 THAT'S WHY WE SAY "HOLY 292 00:07:39,202 --> 00:07:40,970 [ BLEEP ]" IN THE CHRISTMAS 293 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:41,204 SEASON. 294 00:07:41,204 --> 00:07:42,005 >> Jimmy: I LIKE BABY JESUS 295 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:43,039 BETTER, I DON'T KNOW. 296 00:07:43,039 --> 00:07:43,539 THAT WAS IN SPAIN. 297 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:47,210 NOW WE GO TO MOTHER RUSSIA. 298 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:49,412 >> IN RUSSIA, AROUND CHRISTMAS 299 00:07:49,412 --> 00:07:52,582 TIME AND NEW YEAR, THE SANTA 300 00:07:52,582 --> 00:07:53,916 CLAUS COME FOR GOOD CHILDREN. 301 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:57,120 BUT THERE IS A BABA YAGA. 302 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,888 HALF CREATURE, HALF WOMAN. 303 00:07:58,888 --> 00:08:01,057 COMES FOR PEOPLE WHO MISBEHAVED, 304 00:08:01,057 --> 00:08:01,924 AND CHILDREN TOO. 305 00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:04,293 SO SHE FLIES IN THE BARREL, AND 306 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:10,933 SHE USES THIS BROOM AS A STICK 307 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:13,569 SHIFT TO A HOUSE IN THE DEEP 308 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:13,770 WOODS. 309 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,471 HAS HUGE CHICKEN LEGS. 310 00:08:15,471 --> 00:08:17,006 AND IF YOU'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE, 311 00:08:17,006 --> 00:08:19,008 YOU CANNOT, BECAUSE THE HOUSE 312 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:20,710 RUN AFTER YOU, GRAB YOU, AND PUT 313 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:20,977 YOU BACK. 314 00:08:20,977 --> 00:08:24,647 YOU NEVER CAN ESCAPE. 315 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:25,515 SO YOU BETTER BEHAVE. 316 00:08:25,515 --> 00:08:25,948 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 317 00:08:25,948 --> 00:08:32,255 SO IS THAT REAL OR FAKE? 318 00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:34,190 PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY ‐‐ ONE GUY 319 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:35,925 SAYING IT'S TRUE, TWO PEOPLE. 320 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:36,692 LET'S FIND OUT. 321 00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:42,165 >> THIS STORY IS A TRUE STORY. 322 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:43,332 RUSSIA'S A CRAZY PLACE. 323 00:08:43,332 --> 00:08:44,700 >> Jimmy: NOW WE KNOW WHY PUTIN 324 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:48,037 IS SO PARANOID, BECAUSE OF BABA 325 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:48,671 YAGA. 326 00:08:48,671 --> 00:08:49,839 SHALL WE DO ONE MORE? 327 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,742 THIS STORY COMES FROM GERMANY. 328 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:54,677 >> WHERE I'M FROM IN GERMANY, ON 329 00:08:54,677 --> 00:08:55,645 CHRISTMAS EVE, THESE TWO PEOPLE 330 00:08:55,645 --> 00:08:57,547 COME TO YOUR HOUSE. 331 00:08:57,547 --> 00:08:59,682 IT'S SANTA AND THE CHRIST CHILD. 332 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:03,252 AND SANTA IS THE SCARY DUDE IN A 333 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,921 WAXY MASK WITH GLOVES AND AN 334 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,723 EMPTY POTATO SACK AND A BIG OLD 335 00:09:07,723 --> 00:09:07,957 STICK. 336 00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:09,459 AND BEFORE THEY COME TO YOUR 337 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:10,726 HOUSE, YOUR PARENTS TOLD THEM 338 00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:12,228 ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU'VE DONE 339 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:13,463 SO THEY'LL KNOW EVERYTHING. 340 00:09:13,463 --> 00:09:15,164 THE NAME OF YOUR PET YOU DIDN'T 341 00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:17,066 FEED, EVERYTHING. 342 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:18,668 SO SANTA COMES WITH AN EMPTY 343 00:09:18,668 --> 00:09:20,169 POTATO SACK, AND HE THREATENS TO 344 00:09:20,169 --> 00:09:21,604 TAKE YOU TO THE FOREST FOR A 345 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,705 YEAR OF HARD LABOR. 346 00:09:22,705 --> 00:09:26,542 AND THEY USUALLY PUSH THINGS 347 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:27,944 UNTIL TEARS FLOW, THEN THEY BACK 348 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:28,678 OFF A LITTLE. 349 00:09:28,678 --> 00:09:31,514 THEN THE CHRIST CHILD, WHEN IS 350 00:09:31,514 --> 00:09:32,715 SOMETIMES A WOMAN, SOMETIMES A 351 00:09:32,715 --> 00:09:34,417 MAN, WITH A VEIL AND A WEDDING 352 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,052 GOWN, GIVES YOU A LITTLE COOKIE. 353 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:42,492 IT'S KIND OF A GOOD COP/BAD COP 354 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:42,758 SITUATION. 355 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:43,059 [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:43,960 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 357 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,795 IS THAT REAL OR FAKE? 358 00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:46,195 MOST SAYING FAKE? 359 00:09:46,195 --> 00:09:46,462 ALL RIGHT. 360 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,197 LET'S FIND OUT. 361 00:09:48,197 --> 00:09:52,835 >> THIS IS 100% REAL. 362 00:09:52,835 --> 00:09:55,171 A LITTLE PICK IN THE PICTURE 363 00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:56,973 ABOUT TO PASS OUT? 364 00:09:56,973 --> 00:09:58,407 THAT WAS ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 365 00:09:58,407 --> 00:09:59,041 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 366 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,810 >> Jimmy: AND TO ALL A GOOD 367 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:01,144 NIGHTMARE. 368 00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:02,378 THAT'S ONE OF OUR CAMERA GUYS 369 00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:04,714 HERE AT THE SHOW. 370 00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:06,015 WEIRDLY, THAT'S ONLY THE SECOND 371 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:09,919 MOST DISTURBING GERMAN TRADITION 372 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:10,319 HE TOLD ME ABOUT. 373 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,988 ASK HIM ABOUT KRAMPUS, THAT'S A 374 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:15,191 GOOD TIME. 375 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:15,958 THIS HAPPENED NOT TOO FAR FROM 376 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:16,559 US IN A TOWN CALLED MONROVIA, 377 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:17,193 WHERE AN INFLATABLE REINDEER GOT 378 00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:20,062 AN UNPLEASANT VISIT FROM A BEAR. 379 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,609 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT. 380 00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,711 KIND OF CUTE BUT ALSO, HE'S NOW 381 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:36,479 RUDOLPH THE DEAD‐NOSED REINDEER. 382 00:10:36,479 --> 00:10:39,182 [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,449 DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THE BEAR WAS 384 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:40,983 HAVING FUN. 385 00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,852 THE REINDEER'S PREGNANT, BY THE 386 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,788 WAY, THAT WILL BE FUN. 387 00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:46,088 [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,056 ONE MORE THING, GUILLERMO, YOU 389 00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:47,256 READY? 390 00:10:47,256 --> 00:10:48,824 >> Guillermo: I'M READY. 391 00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:49,559 >> Jimmy: GOOGLE JUST RELEASED 392 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:50,326 THEIR "YEAR IN SEARCH" VIDEO FOR 393 00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:51,127 2021. 394 00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:51,861 THIS IS THE ANNUAL SHORT FILM 395 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:56,132 THEY PUT OUT EVERY DECEMBER 396 00:10:56,132 --> 00:10:56,933 CHRONICLING WHAT EVERYBODY'S 397 00:10:56,933 --> 00:10:58,234 BEEN GOOGLING THIS YEAR. 398 00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:01,137 THIS IS THE TENTH ONE THEY'VE 399 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,872 DONE, AND THE THEME IS 400 00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:03,506 "HEALING," SOMETHING WE'RE ALL 401 00:11:03,506 --> 00:11:04,006 TRYING TO DO RIGHT NOW. 402 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:04,607 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THAT 403 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:05,107 FILM IN A MINUTE. 404 00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:05,841 BUT SINCE GOOGLE WAS ALREADY 405 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:06,609 DIGGING THROUGH THEIR DATA TO 406 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:07,243 MAKE THE VIDEO, WE ASKED THEM TO 407 00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:09,312 LOOK UP A FEW THINGS FOR US. 408 00:11:09,312 --> 00:11:10,079 THIS IS REAL INFORMATION ABOUT 409 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:11,581 WHAT HUMANITY WAS SEARCHING FOR 410 00:11:11,581 --> 00:11:13,382 THIS YEAR, AND IT'S INTERESTING, 411 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,318 AND IT'S WEIRD. 412 00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:18,921 FOR INSTANCE, A LOT OF US WENT 413 00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:20,456 BACK TO THE OFFICE THIS YEAR, SO 414 00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,190 ONE OF THE GLOBAL BREAKOUT 415 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:21,958 SEARCHES THIS YEAR WAS "BEST 416 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,793 EXCUSES TO CALL OUT OF WORK." 417 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:24,327 [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:11:24,327 --> 00:11:25,861 PEOPLE SEARCHED FOR THIS. 419 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:26,462 BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WORSE 420 00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:27,096 THAN WORKING FROM HOME, IS 421 00:11:27,096 --> 00:11:27,863 WORKING FROM WORK. 422 00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:30,399 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,500 EVEN AFTER COVID, PEOPLE DID NOT 424 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,368 WANT TO COME IN. 425 00:11:32,368 --> 00:11:33,603 THERE WAS ALSO A BIG SPIKE IN 426 00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:34,337 SEARCHES FOR "GOOD EXCUSES TO 427 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:35,938 LEAVE WORK EARLY." 428 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,607 [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:38,608 IN THE U. S., THOSE INCREASED BY 430 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,109 5,000%. 431 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:43,279 MOSTLY FROM GUILLERMO'S LAPTOP. 432 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,580 [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,314 AND THIS WAS A FUN ONE, "HOW TO 434 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:47,083 PUT ON PANTS" WAS SEARCHED ALL 435 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:47,817 AROUND THE WORLD MORE THAN EVER 436 00:11:47,817 --> 00:11:50,386 BEFORE. 437 00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:50,686 [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:11:50,686 --> 00:11:51,621 I GUESS WE FORGOT. 439 00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:52,955 IT'S EASY, I PUT THEM ON OVER MY 440 00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:53,155 HEAD. 441 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:53,823 [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:55,057 WE ALSO ASKED GOOGLE TO LOOK UP 443 00:11:55,057 --> 00:11:56,058 SOME OF THE TOP TRENDING 444 00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:57,927 QUESTIONS ABOUT ME THIS YEAR. 445 00:11:57,927 --> 00:11:59,328 THESE ARE REAL. 446 00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:00,229 ONE OF THEM WAS "WHY DID 447 00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:00,963 SOFIA VERGARA SLAP 448 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,832 JIMMY KIMMEL?" 449 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:04,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:04,867 NOT ONLY DO I NOT KNOW WHY I 451 00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:05,835 HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS 452 00:12:05,835 --> 00:12:07,503 HAPPENING. 453 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:08,471 [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:11,841 DID I GET SLAPPED BY 455 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:12,675 SOFIA VERGARA THIS YEAR? 456 00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:13,542 >> Guillermo: NO, I DON'T THINK 457 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:13,843 SO. 458 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:14,176 [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,177 >> Jimmy: MAYBE SHE HIT ME SO 460 00:12:15,177 --> 00:12:15,611 HARD, I GOT AMNESIA. 461 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,579 I DON'T KNOW. 462 00:12:16,579 --> 00:12:17,313 ANOTHER TOP SEARCH WAS "IS 463 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:20,149 JIMMY KIMMEL RUDE?" 464 00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:22,118 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S WHY 465 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,452 SHE SLAPPED ME. 466 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,722 MAYBE THEY MEANT TO SEARCH 467 00:12:26,722 --> 00:12:27,256 "NUDE" INSTEAD OF "RUDE." 468 00:12:27,256 --> 00:12:28,457 [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,191 "WHO DID JIMMY KIMMEL'S WIFE 470 00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:35,231 PICK TO WIN 'THE BACHELOR'?" 471 00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,967 SHE PICKED A DENTAL HYGIENIST 472 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:38,734 NAMED EITHER AMBER OR BECCA H., 473 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:39,235 I DON'T KNOW. 474 00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:39,769 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SHE 475 00:12:39,769 --> 00:12:40,736 PICKED, BECAUSE THEY ALREADY 476 00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:41,370 BROKE UP. 477 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,104 [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:42,638 "HOW ARE JIMMY KIMMEL AND 479 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:46,842 MARTHA STEWART RELATED?" 480 00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:47,610 WE ARE DISTANT COUSINS, THAT'S 481 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:48,577 TRUE. 482 00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:49,812 I LEARNED THAT FROM A DNA TEST. 483 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:50,680 I WAS ALSO HER PRISON WIFE. 484 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,181 [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:53,182 "HOW DID JIMMY KIMMEL MEET 486 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:55,451 GUILLERMO?" 487 00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:56,452 AND THE ANSWER TO THAT, OF 488 00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:58,187 COURSE, IS CHRISTIAN MINGLE. 489 00:12:58,187 --> 00:12:58,487 THE WEBSITE. 490 00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,689 [ LAUGHTER ] 491 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:00,456 SO THANKS TO GOOGLE FOR FINDING 492 00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:04,727 ALL THAT STUFF. 493 00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:05,328 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 494 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:06,228 TONIGHT. 495 00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:06,729 JAY ELLIS IS WITH US. 496 00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:07,330 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM THE RECORD 497 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:07,830 COMPANY. 498 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,364 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 499 00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:09,098 AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 500 00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:11,934 BEN AFFLECK. 501 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,235 BUT BEFORE THAT, HERE IS 502 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:13,803 GOOGLE'S YEAR IN SEARCH FOR 503 00:13:13,803 --> 00:13:19,308 2021. 504 00:13:19,308 --> 00:13:20,343 >> THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXTREMELY 505 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:27,316 CHALLENGING FOR ME. 506 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,886 I AM BROKEN. 507 00:13:30,886 --> 00:13:34,790 AND I AM HEALING. 508 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:36,792 >> I'M HERE AT THE MEMORIAL 509 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:36,992 WALL. 510 00:13:36,992 --> 00:13:38,594 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TO 511 00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:39,995 REMEMBER MY MOM. 512 00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:42,298 >> FOR SOME REASON I'M HAVING 513 00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:42,531 ANXIETY. 514 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,466 OBVIOUSLY IT'S NORMAL WITH 515 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,700 EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT 516 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,801 NOW. 517 00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:47,570 >> I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE A 518 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,838 BREAK FOR A WHILE. 519 00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:50,239 >> YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT. 520 00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:51,841 AND IF YOU CAN GET THROUGH IT, 521 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,609 THERE'S A GREATER REWARD ON THE 522 00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:54,377 OTHER SIDE. 523 00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,112 >> JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE, YOU 524 00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:57,346 KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY 525 00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:57,980 LITTLE PART TO TRY AND SAVE MY 526 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,916 COMMUNITY. 527 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:04,320 >> I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED WE'RE 528 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:04,954 BACK OPEN. 529 00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:06,555 >> INCREDIBLE SCENES ON THE DAY 530 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,289 THE FANS CAME BACK. 531 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:10,559 >> WELCOME BACK TO THE THEATER! 532 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:16,165 >> YOU GUYS, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 533 00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:16,799 >> YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN 534 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,734 THE MIRROR AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, 535 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,201 THERE I AM. 536 00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:20,336 >> BE YOUR BEST. 537 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:23,005 NEVER, EVER, EVER STOP DREAMING. 538 00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:26,108 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY TELL YOU. 539 00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:28,844 >> WE, THE JURY, IN THE 540 00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:29,512 ABOVE‐ENTITLED MATTER, FIND THE 541 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:35,217 DEFENDANT GUILTY. 542 00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:36,419 >> OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE! 543 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,421 >> WE ARE NOT DROWNING, WE'RE 544 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:38,687 FIGHTING. 545 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:41,223 >> WE CANNOT KEEP QUIET ABOUT 546 00:14:41,223 --> 00:14:42,158 CLIMATE INJUSTICE. 547 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,659 NO ACTION IS TOO SMALL. 548 00:14:43,659 --> 00:14:45,528 >> WE JUST HAVE TO BAND TOGETHER 549 00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:50,032 AS A COMMUNITY, GIVE PEOPLE 550 00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:53,636 THEIR LIVES BACK. 551 00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:56,939 >> EVEN AS WE GRIEVED, WE GREW. 552 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,041 EVEN AS WE HURT, WE HOPED. 553 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,977 EVEN AS WE'RE TIRED, WE TRY. 554 00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:03,145 THAT WILL FOREVER BE TIED 555 00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:05,614 TOGETHER, VICTORIOUS. 556 00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:14,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 557 00:15:21,597 --> 00:15:22,465 TE>> Jimmy: TONIGHT, FROM THE 558 00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:22,998 SHOW, "INSECURE," ON HBO, 559 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:23,799 JAY ELLIS IS WITH US. 560 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,567 THEN LATER, FROM RIGHT HERE IN 561 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,534 L.A., THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED 562 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:26,302 "PLAY LOUD," MUSIC FROM THE 563 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:26,802 RECORD COMPANY ON THE 564 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,637 MERCEDES‐BENZ STAGE. 565 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:33,042 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 566 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,110 TOMORROW NIGHT, 567 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:38,013 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND 568 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:38,948 DANIEL RANIERI WITH MUSIC FROM 569 00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:41,283 ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN. 570 00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:42,051 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A DOUBLE 571 00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:42,751 OSCAR‐WINNER WHO TEAMS WITH 572 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:43,752 FELLOW BATMAN GEORGE CLOONEY FOR 573 00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:44,520 THE NEW MOVIE, "THE TENDER BAR." 574 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,521 IT OPENS IN SELECT THEATERS 575 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:46,522 FRIDAY AND PREMIERES ON AMAZON 576 00:15:46,522 --> 00:15:48,524 PRIME VIDEO JANUARY 7th. 577 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:49,258 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO ‐‐ OH, YOU 578 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:53,095 KNOW WHAT? 579 00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:56,732 I'LL LET SNOOP INTRODUCE HIM. 580 00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,101 >> BEN A‐FLECK. 581 00:15:59,101 --> 00:16:00,970 BEN AFFLECK, MY FAULT. 582 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,405 >> Jimmy: HERE HE IS, BEN 583 00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:06,709 A‐FLECK! 584 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:07,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 585 00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:17,753 ♪ 586 00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:20,456 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TRAVOLTA'D BY 587 00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,290 SNOOP DOGG. 588 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,492 >> YET ANOTHER INDIGNITY. 589 00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:25,060 >> Jimmy: THANK FOR BEING HERE. 590 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:27,463 I KNOW YOU'RE VERY BUSY 591 00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:28,230 PROMOTING "THE TENDER BAR." 592 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,732 >> YES, COOL, MAN. 593 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,166 I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 594 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,167 IT'S REALLY ABOUT STUFF THAT'S 595 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:36,805 REALLY CLOSE TO MY HEART. 596 00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:37,907 IT'S ABOUT THE WORK OF SINGLE 597 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,675 MOMS, HOW IMPORTANT DADS ARE, 598 00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:41,243 WHATEVER THE CONSTELLATION OF 599 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:43,612 YOUR FAMILY AND IS HOW FLAWED 600 00:16:43,612 --> 00:16:45,147 YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO WORK AT 601 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:46,315 THIS STUFF. 602 00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:48,250 BE PRESENT IN KIDS' LIVES, LOVE 603 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,854 THEM, GIVE THEM A SENSE OF SELF 604 00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:53,722 WORD SO THEY CAN SORT OF BE 605 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,157 GOOD, HAPPY, HEALTHY PEOPLE. 606 00:16:55,157 --> 00:16:56,225 IT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN. 607 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,459 >> Jimmy: AND THE SOUNDTRACK IS 608 00:16:57,459 --> 00:16:57,860 GOOD TOO. 609 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,528 >> IT IS A GOOD SOUNDTRACK. 610 00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:00,796 >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO 611 00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:01,030 SERIOUS. 612 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,531 I LOVE THIS MOVIE TOO AND I 613 00:17:02,531 --> 00:17:03,132 DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THAT STUFF. 614 00:17:03,132 --> 00:17:05,401 >> YES. 615 00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,069 IT IS ‐‐ IT'S SO CLOSE TO MY 616 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:07,269 HEART. 617 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:08,804 I HAD A CHANCE TO DO AN 618 00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,205 INTERVIEW WITH A FRIEND OF 619 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:10,839 YOURS, HOWARD STERN. 620 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,042 >> Jimmy: I LISTENED TO YOU. 621 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:15,377 >> REALLY COOL, LIKE LONG‐FORM, 622 00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:16,912 IN‐DEPTH, YOU KNOW ‐‐ TWO‐HOUR 623 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:17,179 INTERVIEW. 624 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:18,280 AND BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A 625 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,082 FAMILY AND ALL THIS STUFF THAT'S 626 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,450 MEANINGFUL TO ME, WE TALKED A 627 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:25,020 LOT ABOUT MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW. 628 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,388 ALCOHOLISM, STRUGGLING WITH REAL 629 00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:27,890 THINGS, HOW YOU HAVE TO BE 630 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,558 ACCOUNTABLE AND LOVING, HOW I 631 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,093 WORK WITH MY EX‐WIFE, HOW I'M SO 632 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,962 PROUD OF THE WAY WE WORK 633 00:17:32,962 --> 00:17:34,897 TOGETHER FOR OUR KIDS, THE BEST 634 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:36,231 THAT WE CAN FOR THEM. 635 00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,367 I WAS REALLY HAPPY WITH IT. 636 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:39,435 >> Jimmy: IT WAS A GREAT 637 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:39,735 INTERVIEW. 638 00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:40,502 >> I WAS THRILLED. 639 00:17:40,502 --> 00:17:43,172 I THOUGHT, WOW, I SHOULD DO MORE 640 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:45,608 HONEST, EXPLORATORY, SELF 641 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:46,175 EVALUATING THINGS. 642 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:47,743 THEN I START SEEING ALL THIS 643 00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:49,144 STUFF COME UP ON TWITTER. 644 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:50,746 AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THIS? 645 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:52,781 AND I SORT OF RESEARCHED THROUGH 646 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,017 AND IT SAW ONE OF THESE WEBSITES 647 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:56,785 HAD DONE THE CLICK BATE THING, 648 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:57,953 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAID, 649 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,421 CLICK ON THIS, COME TO OUR SITE. 650 00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:03,225 I LOOKED ON IT, AND THEY HAD ‐LN 651 00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,693 THAT I HAD HAD FOR TWO HOURS AND 652 00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:06,962 MADE IT SEEM AS IF I WAS SAYING 653 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,430 THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I HAD 654 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,432 SAID. 655 00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:12,434 I HAD GONE ON, SAID HOW MUCH WE 656 00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:13,502 RESPECTED EACH OTHER, CARED 657 00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:14,637 ABOUT EACH OTHER, CARED ABOUT 658 00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:17,940 OUR KIDS, PUT THEM FIRST. 659 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,242 IT SAID THAT I HAD BLAMED MY 660 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:21,477 EX‐WIFE FOR MY ALCOHOLISM, THAT 661 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:24,279 I WAS TRAPPED IN THIS MARRIAGE, 662 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:24,847 JUST MADE ME OUT TO BE THE 663 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,415 WORST, MOST INSENSITIVE, STUPID, 664 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:27,082 AWFUL GUY. 665 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:27,549 LOOK. 666 00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:28,584 I KNOW PEOPLE DO THIS. 667 00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:30,886 I GET IT. 668 00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:34,923 ME, I'M HAPPY TO BE SAD BATMAN, 669 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:35,758 DUNKIN' DONUTS AND THE MEME. 670 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:36,058 [ LAUGHTER ] 671 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:38,360 I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO 672 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,728 GET MARRIED TO JIMMY KIMMEL 673 00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:39,995 SOMETIME. 674 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,530 REALLY, IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS, I 675 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:42,564 JUST GOT TO DRAW A LINE. 676 00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:45,367 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, OF COURSE. 677 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:45,801 >> I'M REALLY CLEAR. 678 00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:46,568 LIKE, THAT'S NOT TRUE, I DON'T 679 00:18:46,568 --> 00:18:48,971 BELIEVE THAT, IT'S THE EXACT 680 00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,606 OPPOSITE OF WHO I AM, WHAT I 681 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:51,940 BELIEVE. 682 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,208 AND I WOULD NEVER WANT MY KIDS 683 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,310 TO THINK I WOULD EVER SAY A BAD 684 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,812 WORD ABOUT THEIR MOM. 685 00:18:56,812 --> 00:19:00,115 >> Jimmy: THIS REALLY UPSET YOU. 686 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:00,616 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 687 00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:01,617 >> IT HURTS MY FEELINGS. 688 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:02,918 >> Jimmy: I NOTICED THAT, I SAW 689 00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:03,686 THAT ONLINE. 690 00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:05,487 IT WAS CRAZY THAT THEY TAKE THIS 691 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:06,955 TINY LITTLE PIECE AND THEN 692 00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:08,357 THEY ‐‐ WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING THE 693 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,758 MEDIA SOMETIMES TAKES THINGS OUT 694 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:10,693 OF CONTEXT? 695 00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:10,993 [ LAUGHTER ] 696 00:19:10,993 --> 00:19:11,960 >> OCCASIONALLY. 697 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,897 IT FEELS LIKE IT USED TO BE 698 00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:16,298 LIKE, YOU KNOW, OKAY, YOU SLEPT 699 00:19:16,298 --> 00:19:17,633 WITH THE PROSTITUTE, YOU HAD TO 700 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:18,734 GO ON THE TALK SHOW AND SAY, 701 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,903 WELL, YOU KNOW ‐‐ 702 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:21,837 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IS THAT WHAT 703 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,839 YOU'RE TELLING ME? 704 00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:24,139 [ LAUGHTER ] 705 00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:24,773 WOW, THIS IS GOING TO BE IS SOME 706 00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:26,608 CLICK BATE TOMORROW! 707 00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:27,843 >> I KNOW. 708 00:19:27,843 --> 00:19:30,345 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN YOU 709 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:30,579 HAVE ‐‐ 710 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:31,814 >> NOW IT'S LIKE YOU CAN HAVE 711 00:19:31,814 --> 00:19:34,183 THE MOST PLEASANT, HONEST, REAL 712 00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:35,484 CONVERSATION, BE KIND OF 713 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,151 VULNERABLE, AND NO MATTER WHAT 714 00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:38,287 YOU SAY, SOMEONE CAN JUST ‐‐ 715 00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:39,521 >> Jimmy: MAKE IT UP. 716 00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:40,723 >> PUT IT UP THERE. 717 00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:41,957 I KNOW WE'VE ALL READ THE THING, 718 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:42,825 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! 719 00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:44,927 YOU GO ON IT, INEVITABLY YOU'RE 720 00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,161 DISAPPOINTED, OH, I THOUGHT I 721 00:19:46,161 --> 00:19:47,429 WAS GOING TO READ SOMETHING 722 00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:49,131 HORN, SCANDALOUS, NEGATIVE, AND 723 00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:49,565 THIS IS BORING. 724 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:50,032 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 725 00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:51,233 >> EVEN BEING THE SUBJECT OF 726 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,202 THAT IS JUST SORT OF THE COST OF 727 00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:54,603 DOING BUSINESS A LITTLE BIT AS 728 00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:57,606 AN ACTOR, BUT NOT MY KIDS, DON'T 729 00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:58,974 DO THAT, IT'S WRONG, IT HURTS ME 730 00:19:58,974 --> 00:19:59,508 AND THE FAMILY, STOP THAT. 731 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:03,979 [ APPLAUSE ] 732 00:20:03,979 --> 00:20:05,514 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE 733 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:07,015 HERE, YOU SAID ON THE AIR THAT 734 00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,817 YOU KNEW WHERE TOM BRADY WAS 735 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:11,420 GOING TO GO AFTER THE PATRIOTS. 736 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,087 AND THEN YOU TOLD ME DURING THE 737 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,223 COMMERCIAL. 738 00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:14,623 AND IT WAS WRONG. 739 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:18,794 [ LAUGHTER ] 740 00:20:18,794 --> 00:20:19,628 >> IT WAS. 741 00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:19,895 IT WAS. 742 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:20,963 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO KNOW, CAN I 743 00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:21,463 ASK A QUESTION, PLEASE? 744 00:20:21,463 --> 00:20:24,466 [ LAUGHTER ] 745 00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:26,268 >> YEAH, GO AHEAD. 746 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:26,935 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU LYING TO ME? 747 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,538 OR WAS HE LYING TO YOU? 748 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:29,905 GO AHEAD. 749 00:20:29,905 --> 00:20:31,106 >> THAT WAS A TEST. 750 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,341 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A TEST. 751 00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:33,942 >> THERE'S A LEAK. 752 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,978 AND I PLANTED SEVERAL DIFFERENT 753 00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:36,211 ITEMS. 754 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:36,879 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 755 00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:37,513 >> WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT 756 00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:37,746 PEOPLE. 757 00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:38,514 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 758 00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:40,048 >> WHICHEVER ONE LEAKED, THEN I 759 00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:40,983 KNEW THEY WERE THE SOURCE. 760 00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:41,784 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 761 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:42,851 >> SPY TRICK. 762 00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:43,685 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH 763 00:20:43,685 --> 00:20:44,353 STORY YOU TOLD ME? 764 00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:46,388 >> YOU WERE THE CHARGERS. 765 00:20:46,388 --> 00:20:47,122 >> Jimmy: I WAS? 766 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,357 >> AM I RIGHT? 767 00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:49,458 >> Jimmy: HALF RIGHT, YOU SAID 768 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,026 THE CHARGERS OR RAIDERS. 769 00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:51,226 YEAH. 770 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:51,860 SO YOU WERE SEEING IF I WAS THE 771 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,562 LEAK? 772 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:55,264 HOW DARE YOU. 773 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,599 WHAT AM I, SOME KIND OF A 774 00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:58,600 MAXIPAD OR SOMETHING? 775 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,101 [ LAUGHTER ] 776 00:20:59,101 --> 00:20:59,935 >> I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT 777 00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:02,204 THAT. 778 00:21:02,204 --> 00:21:03,772 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T SAY 779 00:21:03,772 --> 00:21:06,041 ANYTHING, GREAT. 780 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,509 NOW HOWARD STERN RUINED IT, HE 781 00:21:07,509 --> 00:21:09,111 TOOK EVERYTHING FROM YOU, YOU 782 00:21:09,111 --> 00:21:10,946 HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE. 783 00:21:10,946 --> 00:21:11,980 >> HOWARD WAS GREAT. 784 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,282 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU GIVE J. LO 785 00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:13,982 FOR CHRISTMAS? 786 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,885 HOW DO YOU SHOP FOR A WOMAN LIKE 787 00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:17,085 THAT? 788 00:21:17,085 --> 00:21:17,619 YOU CAN'T GET HER BOOTS. 789 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:17,953 [ LAUGHTER ] 790 00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:19,054 >> MY PROBLEM IS I'M STILL 791 00:21:19,054 --> 00:21:22,391 TRYING TO WORK ON YOUR PRESENT. 792 00:21:22,391 --> 00:21:23,392 I HAVE PRIORITIES, YOU COME 793 00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:23,625 FIRST. 794 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:24,359 >> Jimmy: YOU GET NOTHING. 795 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:25,460 >> WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE MAN WHO 796 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,929 HAS ‐‐ WELL, NOT EVERYTHING. 797 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:27,830 >> Jimmy: THE LEAK? 798 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,031 MAYBE ADULT UNDERGARMENTS WOULD 799 00:21:29,031 --> 00:21:30,265 BE A GOOD GIFT FOR ME. 800 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:32,634 NO, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO 801 00:21:32,634 --> 00:21:32,868 ASK YOU. 802 00:21:32,868 --> 00:21:33,202 >> OH, GOSH. 803 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,137 >> Jimmy: BATMAN. 804 00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,872 IT ALL SEEMED SO TRIVIAL AFTER 805 00:21:36,872 --> 00:21:39,141 THE FIRST HALF OF OUR 806 00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:39,474 CONVERSATION. 807 00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:39,875 BUT ‐‐ 808 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,109 >> BUT WE'RE ACCUSTOMED TO THAT. 809 00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:43,946 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO FOR IT 810 00:21:43,946 --> 00:21:44,213 ANYWAY. 811 00:21:44,213 --> 00:21:47,616 SO YOU'RE BATMAN IN THE FLASH 812 00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:49,117 MOVIE, WE KNOW THAT, THAT'S 813 00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:49,718 SOMETHING YOU CAN CONFIRM. 814 00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:50,619 >> I CAN. 815 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:51,119 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 816 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,388 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL KEATON IS ALSO 817 00:21:53,388 --> 00:21:56,859 BATMAN IN THE FLASH MOVIE. 818 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,293 IS GEORGE CLOONEY IN THE FLASH 819 00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:58,560 MOVIE? 820 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,896 AND JUST TELL IT, BECAUSE YOU 821 00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:02,064 KNOW IF THE SHOE WAS ON THE 822 00:22:02,064 --> 00:22:05,934 OTHER FOOT, HE WOULD BLOW IT AND 823 00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:06,401 TELL ABOUT YOU, RIGHT? 824 00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:06,835 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:22:06,835 --> 00:22:08,303 >> HE DEFINITELY WOULD. 826 00:22:08,303 --> 00:22:11,540 WHICH IS WHY I CAN SAY, NO ‐‐ IF 827 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:12,908 HE IS, HE HASN'T TOLD ME. 828 00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:14,142 MAYBE HE THINKS I'M THE LEAK. 829 00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:15,210 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE HE 830 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,511 WOULDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU 831 00:22:16,511 --> 00:22:18,547 GUYS SPENT, I DON'T KNOW, SIX 832 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,581 MONTHS TOGETHER SHOOTING THIS 833 00:22:19,581 --> 00:22:19,815 MOVIE. 834 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:23,018 >> I MEAN ‐‐ IT'S POSSIBLE. 835 00:22:23,018 --> 00:22:23,986 HE MAY BE VERY GUARDED. 836 00:22:23,986 --> 00:22:25,020 AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE DOESN'T 837 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,623 WANT TO ‐‐ HE DOESN'T WANT TO 838 00:22:27,623 --> 00:22:33,161 RETURN TO THAT LEVEL HEIGHT OF 839 00:22:33,161 --> 00:22:35,397 COWL EARS. 840 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,099 I DIDN'T SEE MICHAEL KEATON. 841 00:22:37,099 --> 00:22:37,933 >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE HE 842 00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,368 DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE 843 00:22:39,368 --> 00:22:40,936 THE LEAK? 844 00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:41,270 [ LAUGHTER ] 845 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:44,106 ARE TOBEY MAGUIRE AND ANDY 846 00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:45,340 GARFIELD IN THE BATMAN ‐‐ IN THE 847 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,375 FLASH MOVIE? 848 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:46,675 [ APPLAUSE ] 849 00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:48,744 WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING. 850 00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:49,845 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING 851 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:51,546 TO SEE SOMETHING. 852 00:22:51,546 --> 00:22:53,348 THERE'S THIS KID NAMED DANIEL 853 00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:54,383 WHO'S ACTUALLY GOING TO BE HERE 854 00:22:54,383 --> 00:22:55,617 TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE SHOW. 855 00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:58,153 AND WE FOUND HIM, IT WAS A VIRAL 856 00:22:58,153 --> 00:22:59,554 VIDEO, BECAUSE HE'S THIS LITTLE 857 00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:01,423 BOY, HE WAS CURSING UP A STORM 858 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,125 WITH HIS MOM. 859 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:06,094 AND AFTER THAT HAPPENED, GEORGE 860 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,362 CLOONEY REACHED OUT AND SAID, 861 00:23:07,362 --> 00:23:10,132 HEY, I SAW THIS KID, YOU HAVE 862 00:23:10,132 --> 00:23:10,599 HIS INFORMATION? 863 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:12,100 MAYBE I MIGHT WANT TO PUT HIM IN 864 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:12,868 THIS MOVIE. 865 00:23:12,868 --> 00:23:14,736 SURE ENOUGH, HE PLAYS YOUR 866 00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:15,938 NEPHEW THROUGH THIS WHOLE MOVIE. 867 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,307 >> HE ENDED UP LITERALLY BEING 868 00:23:18,307 --> 00:23:19,908 STAR OF THE MOVIE FROM YOUR 869 00:23:19,908 --> 00:23:20,108 SHOW. 870 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:20,909 >> Jimmy: AND HE'S GREAT. 871 00:23:20,909 --> 00:23:21,910 >> YOU'RE A STARMAKER. 872 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:24,579 I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LAST 873 00:23:24,579 --> 00:23:25,280 STOP! 874 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:25,580 [ APPLAUSE ] 875 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:26,848 >> Jimmy: YOU SEE HOW IT BEGINS. 876 00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:27,983 BEN AFFLECK IS HERE. 877 00:23:27,983 --> 00:23:28,583 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THE 878 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:31,253 TENDER BAR." 879 00:23:35,991 --> 00:23:36,992 >>> I SAW YOU IN THE YARD 880 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:37,359 PLAYING SPORTS. 881 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:41,730 YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD. 882 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:42,898 PROBABLY NOT GOING TO GET A 883 00:23:42,898 --> 00:23:43,765 WHOLE LOT BETTER. 884 00:23:43,765 --> 00:23:45,300 SO MIGHT BE WISE FOR YOU, IN 885 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,669 ORDER TO AVOID TEARS AND 886 00:23:47,669 --> 00:23:50,105 DISAPPOINTMENT, AND ABOVE ALL, 887 00:23:50,105 --> 00:23:51,907 DELUSION, TO FIND SOME OTHER 888 00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:53,275 ACTIVITIES THAT YOU LIKE, YOU 889 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:53,475 KNOW? 890 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,010 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO THE MOST? 891 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,345 >> I LIKE TO READ. 892 00:23:56,345 --> 00:23:58,246 >> I ALSO LIKE TO READ. 893 00:23:58,246 --> 00:24:00,582 I'M GOOD AT SPORTS TOO. 894 00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:02,417 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 895 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:04,086 >> Jimmy: THAT IS BEN AFFLECK 896 00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:05,921 AND A KID NAMED DANIEL IN "THE 897 00:24:05,921 --> 00:24:07,522 TENDER BAR" WHICH I REALLY LOVED 898 00:24:07,522 --> 00:24:08,790 THIS MOVIE. 899 00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:09,691 I THINK I'M ALMOST EXACTLY THE 900 00:24:09,691 --> 00:24:13,829 AGE THAT KID IS IN THE MOVIE. 901 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,098 TO SEE ALL THAT A70s STUFF. 902 00:24:16,098 --> 00:24:17,766 >> I'M CLOSE TO THAT AGE TOO. 903 00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:19,334 I REMEMBER THE ADVERTISING, THE 904 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,469 CIGARETTE MACHINES, THE PROPS, 905 00:24:20,469 --> 00:24:21,103 WHAT BASEBALL TEAMS ARE IN WHAT 906 00:24:21,103 --> 00:24:24,706 PLACE. 907 00:24:24,706 --> 00:24:25,974 DANIEL IS SPECTACULAR. 908 00:24:25,974 --> 00:24:26,708 HE'S AMAZING. 909 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,378 >> Jimmy: DANIEL I THINK MADE A 910 00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:30,545 MOCKERY OF ACTING IN GENERAL. 911 00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:33,215 THIS KID COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, 912 00:24:33,215 --> 00:24:34,349 HE RECORDS THIS VIRAL VIDEO 913 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,351 WHERE HE'S CURSING UP A STORM, 914 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,953 GEORGE PUTS HIM IN THIS MOVIE, 915 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,188 JUST LIKE THAT. 916 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:40,789 >> I'M LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO 917 00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:41,590 START THIS TREND WHERE 918 00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:42,891 EVERYONE'S GOING TO SWEAR ON 919 00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:44,893 YOUTUBE TO BECOME A STAR. 920 00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:46,294 7‐YEAR‐OLDS LINING UP, 921 00:24:46,294 --> 00:24:47,963 "[ BLEEP ] YOUR MOTHER!" 922 00:24:47,963 --> 00:24:48,263 [ LAUGHTER ] 923 00:24:48,263 --> 00:24:49,131 >> Jimmy: PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY 924 00:24:49,131 --> 00:24:49,931 WHAT IT WAS. 925 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,633 SO FROM THE SET YOU GUYS HAD ‐‐ 926 00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:52,701 DANIEL WAS ON MY SHOW. 927 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,403 I TOOK A LIKING TO HIM. 928 00:24:54,403 --> 00:24:55,837 IT WAS ALMOST EXACTLY ONE YEAR 929 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:56,004 AGO. 930 00:24:56,004 --> 00:24:57,806 IT WAS ALMOST TO THE DAY ONE 931 00:24:57,806 --> 00:25:00,842 YEAR AGO THAT GEORGE SAW HIM ON 932 00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:02,811 THE SHOW AND ASKED FOR HIM. 933 00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:04,980 AS A CHRISTMAS GIFTSD I WANTED 934 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:10,052 TO SEND HIM A PS‐5, NOBODY HAD 935 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,820 ONE, I WAS TRYING TO CALL SONY 936 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,388 TO GET ONE, IT WAS HARD TO GET 937 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:13,755 ONE. 938 00:25:13,755 --> 00:25:15,257 I THINK I WOUND UP BUYING ONE ON 939 00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:17,993 EBAY FOR WAY MORE MONEY. 940 00:25:17,993 --> 00:25:19,761 >> YOU'RE LIKE, $10,000? 941 00:25:19,761 --> 00:25:20,062 [ LAUGHTER ] 942 00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:20,662 >> Jimmy: IN THE MEANTIME I 943 00:25:20,662 --> 00:25:22,597 START GETTING VIDEOS. 944 00:25:22,597 --> 00:25:23,932 THESE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF THE 945 00:25:23,932 --> 00:25:25,067 VIDEOS THAT I GET. 946 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,301 >> SO YOU WERE ON THE JIMMY 947 00:25:26,301 --> 00:25:27,636 KIMMEL SHOW. 948 00:25:27,636 --> 00:25:28,703 >> YEAH. 949 00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:29,838 >> YEAH? 950 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:31,239 >> AND HE [ BLEEP ]ED ME, DIDN'T 951 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:34,509 GIVE ME THE PS‐5. 952 00:25:34,509 --> 00:25:35,010 >> HE PROMISED IT TO YOU? 953 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:35,277 >> YES. 954 00:25:35,277 --> 00:25:36,144 >> WHAT DID HE DO? 955 00:25:36,144 --> 00:25:36,912 >> DIDN'T GIVE TO IT ME, HE 956 00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:39,481 [ BLEEP ]ED ME. 957 00:25:39,481 --> 00:25:39,781 [ LAUGHTER ] 958 00:25:39,781 --> 00:25:40,449 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS THIS KID? 959 00:25:40,449 --> 00:25:44,286 >> HE WAS 9 THERE. 960 00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:46,121 I FEEL IT WAS ACTUALLY 961 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:46,455 APPROPRIATE. 962 00:25:46,455 --> 00:25:48,990 >> Jimmy: SO THEN I GO, WE GOT 963 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:49,791 TO GET THIS PS‐5 FOR THIS KID. 964 00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:51,593 WE GET THE PS‐5, I DON'T KNOW 965 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,962 HOW WE DID IT, WHATEVER. 966 00:25:53,962 --> 00:25:54,429 >> PRETTY QUICK. 967 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,997 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE VIDEO I 968 00:25:55,997 --> 00:25:56,198 GET. 969 00:25:56,198 --> 00:25:58,166 >> YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR 970 00:25:58,166 --> 00:25:58,467 PLAYSTATION? 971 00:25:58,467 --> 00:25:59,968 >> YEAH, BUT JIMMY KIMMEL 972 00:25:59,968 --> 00:26:01,703 [ BLEEP ]ED ME AGAIN, HE DIDN'T 973 00:26:01,703 --> 00:26:02,804 GIVE ME ANY GAMES, WHAT THE 974 00:26:02,804 --> 00:26:03,972 [ BLEEP ] AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 975 00:26:03,972 --> 00:26:06,208 WITH A PLAYSTATION WITHOUT ANY 976 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:06,408 GAMES? 977 00:26:06,408 --> 00:26:07,809 WHAT THE [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], 978 00:26:07,809 --> 00:26:08,110 [ BLEEP ]. 979 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:09,277 >> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? 980 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:14,182 >> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? 981 00:26:14,182 --> 00:26:14,483 [ APPLAUSE ] 982 00:26:14,483 --> 00:26:15,717 >> SOMETHING ODDLY CHARMING 983 00:26:15,717 --> 00:26:19,321 ABOUT THAT. 984 00:26:19,321 --> 00:26:21,056 >> Jimmy: I WAS REALLY SUR 985 00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:21,323 SURPRISED. 986 00:26:21,323 --> 00:26:21,923 I THOUGHT THE KID WOULD BE 987 00:26:21,923 --> 00:26:23,792 CURSING THROUGH THE MOVIE BUT HE 988 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:24,593 HARDLY DOES AT ALL. 989 00:26:24,593 --> 00:26:26,962 >> IT'S JUST LIKE ‐‐ APPEALING. 990 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:29,164 WHEN MY SON DOES IT, I FIND IT 991 00:26:29,164 --> 00:26:30,198 LESS APPEALING. 992 00:26:30,198 --> 00:26:32,701 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE WHEN IT 993 00:26:32,701 --> 00:26:33,468 YOUR OWN KID DOES IT FOR SURE. 994 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:34,603 >> HE'S REALLY GOOD IN THE 995 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:34,836 MOVIE. 996 00:26:34,836 --> 00:26:35,670 >> Jimmy: GREAT IN THE MOVIE. 997 00:26:35,670 --> 00:26:36,905 >> THIS ABILITY TO BE NATURAL. 998 00:26:36,905 --> 00:26:38,206 THAT'S WHAT'S EVIDENT, REALLY. 999 00:26:38,206 --> 00:26:39,274 IT'S NOT THE SWEARING. 1000 00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:41,910 IT'S THAT HE SEEMS SO AUTHENTIC. 1001 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:44,412 EVERYBODY ELSE, THE ACTORS ARE 1002 00:26:44,412 --> 00:26:45,080 COPYING DANIEL. 1003 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,148 >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO BE HERE 1004 00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:47,315 TOMORROW NIGHT, I THINK GEORGE 1005 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:50,652 IS GOING TO ZOOM IN WITH US. 1006 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,554 >> I ASSUME HE'S ZOOMING IN FOR 1007 00:26:52,554 --> 00:26:52,821 MINE? 1008 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,389 >> Jimmy: NO, HE WILL NOT BE 1009 00:26:54,389 --> 00:26:55,357 ZOOMING IN FOR YOURS. 1010 00:26:55,357 --> 00:26:55,657 [ LAUGHTER ] 1011 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:56,625 >> HE PASSED ON MINE? 1012 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:57,626 >> Jimmy: HE WASN'T AVAILABLE, 1013 00:26:57,626 --> 00:26:58,059 LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 1014 00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:00,162 [ LAUGHTER ] 1015 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,096 SPEAKING OF GEORGE. 1016 00:27:01,096 --> 00:27:03,632 GEORGE IS YOUR DIRECTOR IN THIS 1017 00:27:03,632 --> 00:27:03,832 FILM. 1018 00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,167 YOU TOLD ME SOMETHING, I THOUGHT 1019 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:05,867 IT WAS INTERESTING. 1020 00:27:05,867 --> 00:27:08,537 WE WERE AT YOUR CHARITY EVENT ‐‐ 1021 00:27:08,537 --> 00:27:09,704 >> WHICH THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR 1022 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:10,539 DOING THAT, APPRECIATE IT. 1023 00:27:10,539 --> 00:27:11,139 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 1024 00:27:11,139 --> 00:27:13,842 YOU SAID THAT YOU LEARNED A LOT 1025 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,043 FROM GEORGE, DOING THIS MOVIE. 1026 00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:17,179 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU LEARNED 1027 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:18,113 EXACTLY FROM HIM. 1028 00:27:18,113 --> 00:27:19,681 >> I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO SORT OF 1029 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,750 SUM UP, EXCEPT THAT LIKE, 1030 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,752 WORKING FOR A GUY WHO'S DONE 1031 00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:24,719 WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO, DONE 1032 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:25,954 IT SO WELL FOR SO LONG, WHO CAN 1033 00:27:25,954 --> 00:27:27,889 COMMUNICATE ‐‐ 1034 00:27:27,889 --> 00:27:29,591 >> Jimmy: DONE, MEANING BEING AN 1035 00:27:29,591 --> 00:27:31,660 ACTOR, GONE ON TO BE A DIRECTOR? 1036 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:32,894 >> WATCHING HIS PERFORMANCE, 1037 00:27:32,894 --> 00:27:33,728 HE'LL SAY ‐‐ I DON'T WANT TO 1038 00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:34,629 GIVE IT AWAY. 1039 00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:36,398 THERE'S A SCENE THAT ALWAYS MADE 1040 00:27:36,398 --> 00:27:37,599 ME CRY. 1041 00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:38,967 MY CHARACTER'S OBSESSED WITH 1042 00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:40,368 HAVING A CAR, HE KEEPS TELLING 1043 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,704 THE KID THAT HIS WHOLE LIFE, 1044 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,539 THIS IS A LITTLE SPOILER, AT THE 1045 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:45,540 END HE GIVES HIM A CAR. 1046 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,242 EVER I TIME I READ IT I WOULD 1047 00:27:47,242 --> 00:27:48,176 TEAR UP, EMOTIONAL. 1048 00:27:48,176 --> 00:27:50,512 I CAME ON SET, READY FOR THE 1049 00:27:50,512 --> 00:27:50,679 DAY. 1050 00:27:50,679 --> 00:27:54,015 THINKING ALL THE FEELINGS, MY 1051 00:27:54,015 --> 00:27:55,383 KIDS GROWING OLDER. 1052 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:56,952 I'M TRYING NOT TO CRY. 1053 00:27:56,952 --> 00:27:58,520 GIVE HIM THE CAR. 1054 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,421 GEORGE SAYS, CUT. 1055 00:27:59,421 --> 00:28:00,956 COMES OVER TO ME. 1056 00:28:00,956 --> 00:28:02,524 I'M THINKING, IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 1057 00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:06,628 HE GOES, "YEAH, UM ‐‐ IT'S FUN 1058 00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:11,299 TO GIVE SOMEONE A CAR." 1059 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:12,734 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 1060 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,803 THOSE KIND OF NOTES, THEY CAN 1061 00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:16,004 CHANGE THE WHOLE SCENE, MAKE IT 1062 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:16,938 SO MUCH BETTER. 1063 00:28:16,938 --> 00:28:18,206 IT'S SO PERCEPTIVE. 1064 00:28:18,206 --> 00:28:21,443 YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN PLAY IT. 1065 00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,645 I THINK IT'S MORE RED. 1066 00:28:23,645 --> 00:28:24,746 OH, OKAY, GOOD. 1067 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:25,614 >> Jimmy: HE'S ALSO PROBABLY ONE 1068 00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,148 OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO HAS GIVEN 1069 00:28:27,148 --> 00:28:28,316 MULTIPLE INDIVIDUALS A CAR. 1070 00:28:28,316 --> 00:28:28,750 >> HE REALLY KNOWS. 1071 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,486 [ LAUGHTER ] 1072 00:28:31,486 --> 00:28:32,487 MOST OF THE TIME IT'S FUN. 1073 00:28:32,487 --> 00:28:33,688 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO 1074 00:28:33,688 --> 00:28:34,356 SEE YOU. 1075 00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:36,124 SORRY YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT 1076 00:28:36,124 --> 00:28:36,458 STUFF. 1077 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:37,525 JUST STOP GIVING INTERVIEWS, 1078 00:28:37,525 --> 00:28:39,194 ONLY COME HERE, WE NEVER TALK 1079 00:28:39,194 --> 00:28:43,298 ABOUT ANYTHING INTERESTING. 1080 00:28:43,298 --> 00:28:43,598 [ LAUGHTER ] 1081 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:44,332 >> YEAH. 1082 00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:46,501 >> Jimmy: "THE TENDER BAR" OPENS 1083 00:28:46,501 --> 00:28:48,637 IN SELECT THEATERS ON FRIDAY, 1084 00:28:48,637 --> 00:28:49,471 NATIONWIDE ON DECEMBER 22nd. 1085 00:28:49,471 --> 00:28:52,540 WATCH IT A THE HOME ON AMAZON 1086 00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:53,842 PRIME VIDEO STARTING JANUARY 1087 00:28:53,842 --> 00:28:54,075 7th. 1088 00:28:54,075 --> 00:28:54,909 BEN AFFLECK, EVERYBODY! 1089 00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:56,878 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1090 00:28:56,878 --> 00:28:57,612 BE BACK WITH "THIS WEEK IN COVID 1091 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,413 HISTORY." 1092 00:29:03,251 --> 00:29:03,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1093 00:29:03,752 --> 00:29:05,920 ♪ 1094 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,688 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 1095 00:29:06,688 --> 00:29:07,422 JAY ELLIS AND MUSIC FROM THE 1096 00:29:07,422 --> 00:29:10,458 RECORD COMPANY ARE COMING UP, 1097 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,527 BUT FIRST, EVERY WEEK REREFLECT 1098 00:29:12,527 --> 00:29:14,496 ON HOW FAR WE'VE COME DURING 1099 00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:15,230 THIS PANDEMIC. 1100 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:15,830 AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME 1101 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:16,464 FOR A NEW EDITION OF "THIS WEEK 1102 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,400 IN COVID HISTORY." 1103 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,336 >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, 1104 00:29:21,336 --> 00:29:22,771 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1105 00:29:22,771 --> 00:29:23,838 IN THE WINTER WHITE HOUSE. 1106 00:29:23,838 --> 00:29:26,308 NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, 1107 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,642 EXCEPT FOR THIS GROUCH. 1108 00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:31,112 >> THEY TREATED US WORSE THAN 1109 00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:33,481 ANYBODY'S BEEN TREATING FROM A 1110 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,050 LEGAL STANDPOINT IN THE HISTORY 1111 00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:35,517 OF THE UNITED STATES. 1112 00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:36,117 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD TIME, 1113 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:38,253 EVERYBODY. 1114 00:29:38,253 --> 00:29:40,088 >> AND WE COULD USE A MERRY 1115 00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:40,388 CHRISTMAS. 1116 00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:42,457 >> IT'S THE 13th CONSECUTIVE DAY 1117 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:44,993 THAT THE U. S. HAS REPORTED MORE 1118 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:49,698 THAN 100,000 HOSPITALIZATIONS. 1119 00:29:49,698 --> 00:29:53,268 >> THOSE AMERICANS SURE NEED 1120 00:29:53,268 --> 00:29:54,336 CHECKS RIGHT NOW. 1121 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:55,303 >> WORKING AMERICANS DON'T NEED 1122 00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:56,471 A CHECK RIGHT NOW. 1123 00:29:56,471 --> 00:29:58,473 >> HOUSE REPUBLICANS KILLED THAT 1124 00:29:58,473 --> 00:29:58,673 BILL. 1125 00:29:58,673 --> 00:29:59,908 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1126 00:29:59,908 --> 00:30:01,009 >> EVERYONE IS FEELING THE 1127 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:06,014 HOLIDAY SPIRIT, EVEN SCROOGE. 1128 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,483 >> TODAY I WANT TO CONGRATULATE 1129 00:30:08,483 --> 00:30:09,084 PRESIDENT‐ELECT JOE BIDEN. 1130 00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:10,719 >> A CHRISTMAS OLIVE BRANCH FROM 1131 00:30:10,719 --> 00:30:13,455 A TURTLE DOVE. 1132 00:30:13,455 --> 00:30:14,222 TRUMP'S NOT DOWN. 1133 00:30:14,222 --> 00:30:16,291 >> BIG PROTEST IN D. C. ON 1134 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,759 JANUARY 6th. 1135 00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,161 BE THERE, WILL BE WILD. 1136 00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:21,629 >> WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING TO GO 1137 00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:22,964 DOWN ON JANUARY 6th? 1138 00:30:22,964 --> 00:30:27,168 >> IF THEY WILL NOT CERTIFY ‐‐ 1139 00:30:27,168 --> 00:30:27,902 >> DONALD TRUMP REMAINS 1140 00:30:27,902 --> 00:30:28,670 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 1141 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:29,704 >> JANUARY 6th, WASHINGTON, 1142 00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:29,938 D.C.! 1143 00:30:29,938 --> 00:30:32,540 >> THIS IS OUR LAST SHOT, 1144 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:32,907 JANUARY THE 6th. 1145 00:30:32,907 --> 00:30:34,743 I PLAN TO BE ONE OF THE 1146 00:30:34,743 --> 00:30:35,043 PROTESTERS. 1147 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,444 >> THAT JANUARY 6th DAY COULD BE 1148 00:30:36,444 --> 00:30:37,946 A DAY OF FIREWORKS. 1149 00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:39,280 >> I BELIEVE IT IS MY 1150 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,048 RESPONSIBILITY TO OBJECT ON 1151 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,316 JANUARY 6th. 1152 00:30:41,316 --> 00:30:43,385 >> JANUARY 6th, YOU GET A 1153 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:44,619 STIMULUS CHECK, YOU MAY WANT TO 1154 00:30:44,619 --> 00:30:46,488 SPEND IT ON GUNS AND AMMO, IT 1155 00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:47,655 COULD COME DOWN TO THAT. 1156 00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:49,224 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO 1157 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,993 DEMOCRACY, GOOD NIGHT. 1158 00:30:51,993 --> 00:30:52,727 THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 1159 00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:56,398 COVID HISTORY." 1160 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:56,698 [ APPLAUSE ] 1161 00:30:56,698 --> 00:30:57,565 >> Jimmy: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK 1162 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:59,167 WITH JAY ELLIS! 1163 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:06,508 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1164 00:31:06,508 --> 00:31:06,674 ♪ 1165 00:31:06,674 --> 00:31:08,209 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 1166 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:08,943 MUSIC FROM THE RECORD COMPANY IS 1167 00:31:08,943 --> 00:31:10,678 ON THE WAY. 1168 00:31:10,678 --> 00:31:11,913 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A YOUNG AND 1169 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,914 TALENTED ACTOR WHO WILL SOON GO 1170 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,182 COCKPIT TO COCKPIT WITH 1171 00:31:14,182 --> 00:31:17,252 TOM CRUISE IN THE LONG‐AWAITED 1172 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,987 SEQUEL TO "TOP GUN." 1173 00:31:18,987 --> 00:31:21,055 FIRST, THOUGH, YOU CAN SEE HIM 1174 00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:22,257 IN THE FIFTH AND FINAL SEASON OF 1175 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,792 THE TV SERIES, "INSECURE." 1176 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:24,793 NEW EPISODES COME OUT SUNDAYS ON 1177 00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:24,959 HBO. 1178 00:31:24,959 --> 00:31:29,597 PLEASE WELCOME JAY ELLIS. 1179 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:30,098 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1180 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:40,408 ♪ 1181 00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:42,911 >> Jimmy: JAY, WELCOME. 1182 00:31:42,911 --> 00:31:43,244 >> THANK YOU. 1183 00:31:43,244 --> 00:31:44,479 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME I SAW YOU I 1184 00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:47,115 THINK WAS RIGHT BEFORE "TOP GUN" 1185 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,216 WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT. 1186 00:31:48,216 --> 00:31:49,050 >> YEAH. 1187 00:31:49,050 --> 00:31:50,185 >> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE 14 YEARS 1188 00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:50,718 AGO? 1189 00:31:50,718 --> 00:31:51,152 >> 15. 1190 00:31:51,152 --> 00:31:52,520 >> Jimmy: 15 YEARS AGO, A LONG 1191 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:52,720 TIME. 1192 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,222 YOU GOT DELAYED BY COVID AND 1193 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:54,522 EVERYTHING. 1194 00:31:54,522 --> 00:31:58,026 >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN AWHILE, MAN. 1195 00:31:58,026 --> 00:31:58,493 IT'S THREE YEARS NOW. 1196 00:31:58,493 --> 00:31:59,060 >> Jimmy: THREE YEARS. 1197 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,295 >> SINCE WE STARTED THIS MOVIE. 1198 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,397 IT'S BEEN AMAZING. 1199 00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:02,931 THE ANTICIPATION FOR IT 1200 00:32:02,931 --> 00:32:04,199 OBVIOUSLY HAS BEEN AMAZING. 1201 00:32:04,199 --> 00:32:05,867 WE'RE EXCITED FOR IT TO COME OUT 1202 00:32:05,867 --> 00:32:06,267 IN MAY. 1203 00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:07,535 >> Jimmy: WOULDN'T IT BE FUN TO 1204 00:32:07,535 --> 00:32:08,736 NEVER PUT IT OUT? 1205 00:32:08,736 --> 00:32:09,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 1206 00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,238 HAVE THE ANTICIPATION GO ON AND 1207 00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:10,705 ON AND ON? 1208 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:12,273 >> PEOPLE JUST ASK ME ABOUT IT 1209 00:32:12,273 --> 00:32:13,708 OVER AND OVER AGAIN? 1210 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:14,442 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1211 00:32:14,442 --> 00:32:16,077 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING TOM 1212 00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:16,578 CRUISE DOESN'T AGE. 1213 00:32:16,578 --> 00:32:17,045 >> NO. 1214 00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:17,645 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PROBABLY 1215 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:18,346 WORKING IN YOUR FAVOR. 1216 00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:18,947 >> HE DOESN'T. 1217 00:32:18,947 --> 00:32:20,515 BUT I'M GETTING OLDER. 1218 00:32:20,515 --> 00:32:20,815 [ LAUGHTER ] 1219 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:21,983 HE DOESN'T AGE, BUT I DO. 1220 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,853 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOK GREAT. 1221 00:32:24,853 --> 00:32:26,254 YOU PLAY A FIGHTER JET. 1222 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:27,722 YOU'RE TOO TALL TO BE A FIGHTER 1223 00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:28,490 JET PILOT, RIGHT? 1224 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:29,657 >> RIGHT AT THE LIMIT. 1225 00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:30,925 >> Jimmy: DID THEY PUT YOU IN A 1226 00:32:30,925 --> 00:32:32,327 FIGHTER JET, TEACH YOU HOW TO DO 1227 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:32,594 IT? 1228 00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:34,195 >> YEAH, THEY DID. 1229 00:32:34,195 --> 00:32:35,730 TOM ACTUALLY CREATED OUR ENTIRE 1230 00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:37,131 FLIGHT TRAINING PROGRAM BEFORE 1231 00:32:37,131 --> 00:32:37,432 WE STARTED. 1232 00:32:37,432 --> 00:32:37,999 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE HE DID. 1233 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,701 [ LAUGHTER ] 1234 00:32:39,701 --> 00:32:41,503 >> THEN HE GENEROUSLY GAVE US 1235 00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,770 FLIGHT LESSONS FOR CHRISTMAS. 1236 00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:43,271 >> Jimmy: HE DID? 1237 00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:45,440 >> YES, HE DID, WHICH WAS 1238 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,674 ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 1239 00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:48,643 >> Jimmy: WERE THOSE OPTIONAL? 1240 00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:49,811 >> YOU KNOW. 1241 00:32:49,811 --> 00:32:50,278 [ LAUGHTER ] 1242 00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:51,045 YOU KNOW TOM. 1243 00:32:51,045 --> 00:32:52,280 NO, THEY WEREN'T OPTIONAL. 1244 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,015 BUT IT WAS ALSO AMAZING. 1245 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,984 I PROBABLY HAD ABOUT 45 HOURS 1246 00:32:55,984 --> 00:32:57,619 WORTH OF FLIGHT TRAINING BEFORE 1247 00:32:57,619 --> 00:33:00,722 I GET IN AN F‐18. 1248 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,891 >> Jimmy: THAT'S BREAKING. 1249 00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:06,327 YOU GET IN THE F‐18. 1250 00:33:06,327 --> 00:33:07,962 THAT GHAS TO BE ‐‐ 1251 00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:08,963 >> YEAH, THERE'S NO PREPARATION 1252 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:09,697 FOR THAT. 1253 00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,032 YOU DIDN'T SLEEP THE NIGHT 1254 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:11,266 BEFORE. 1255 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:12,367 IT'S LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL FOR 1256 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,368 THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNOW YOU'RE 1257 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,803 GOING TO SEE A GIRL CHAUPT TO 1258 00:33:15,803 --> 00:33:17,071 TALKTO, YOU'RE RUNNING ALL THE 1259 00:33:17,071 --> 00:33:18,039 SCENARIOS IN YOUR HEAD. 1260 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:21,476 THAT'S WHAT IT FELT IN MY MIND, 1261 00:33:21,476 --> 00:33:22,410 GO WITH IT. 1262 00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:22,710 [ LAUGHTER ] 1263 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:24,479 YOU GET THE GEAR ON IN THE 1264 00:33:24,479 --> 00:33:26,581 COCKPIT, YOU'RE SIT THERE, YEAH, 1265 00:33:26,581 --> 00:33:28,349 BABY, WE'RE ABOUT TO DO THIS, 1266 00:33:28,349 --> 00:33:29,450 GOING 100,000 MILES AN HOUR, I'M 1267 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,752 ABOUT TO BE A MOVIE STAR. 1268 00:33:30,752 --> 00:33:32,887 AND YOU SIT THERE FOR 45 1269 00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:33,121 MINUTES. 1270 00:33:33,121 --> 00:33:35,857 WHILE THEY WARM THE JET UP, RUN 1271 00:33:35,857 --> 00:33:37,125 ALL THESE CHECKS. 1272 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,526 YOU START TO REALIZE THAT YOU 1273 00:33:38,526 --> 00:33:39,527 SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK WATER 1274 00:33:39,527 --> 00:33:41,663 BEFORE YOU GOT IN THE COCKPIT. 1275 00:33:41,663 --> 00:33:41,963 [ LAUGHTER ] 1276 00:33:41,963 --> 00:33:43,498 BECAUSE YOU CANNOT GET OUT TO GO 1277 00:33:43,498 --> 00:33:44,365 TO THE BATHROOM. 1278 00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:46,334 HEY, GUYS, I GOT TO HOP OUT REAL 1279 00:33:46,334 --> 00:33:48,336 FAST, RUN IN, USE THE BATHROOM. 1280 00:33:48,336 --> 00:33:49,470 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 1281 00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:50,605 >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO BATHROOM IN 1282 00:33:50,605 --> 00:33:51,172 THE BACK. 1283 00:33:51,172 --> 00:33:52,574 >> THERE'S NO BATHROOM IN THE 1284 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:53,074 BACK, YEAH. 1285 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,609 YOU TAKE OFF, IT'S ABSOLUTELY 1286 00:33:54,609 --> 00:33:54,842 AMAZING. 1287 00:33:54,842 --> 00:33:56,811 YOU FEEL THE FORCES AS THE JET 1288 00:33:56,811 --> 00:33:59,380 HITS ITS AFTERBURNER, YOU FLY 1289 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:00,882 BACK, TAKE OFF, IT'S THIS SMOOTH 1290 00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,483 GLIDE UP IN THE AIR. 1291 00:34:02,483 --> 00:34:06,220 AND YOU SEE THE VALLEY. 1292 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,989 WE WERE SHOOTING OVER. 1293 00:34:07,989 --> 00:34:10,091 ABOUT FIVE MINUTES IN, I 1294 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,226 REALIZED I HAD TO PEE. 1295 00:34:12,226 --> 00:34:12,527 REALLY BAD. 1296 00:34:12,527 --> 00:34:16,464 [ LAUGHTER ] 1297 00:34:16,464 --> 00:34:18,166 MY PILOT, HEY, MAN, THERE'S A 1298 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,601 BAG IN YOUR POCKET, PULL THE BAG 1299 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:22,070 OUT AND PEE IN THE BAG. 1300 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,071 THIS IS A VERY NORMAL THING 1301 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:24,072 BECAUSE THERE IS NO BATHROOM IN 1302 00:34:24,072 --> 00:34:24,906 THE COCKPIT. 1303 00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,140 THIS IS A VERY NORMAL THING. 1304 00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:28,109 REACH DOWN, YOU GRAB THE BAG ‐‐ 1305 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,110 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF BAG IS 1306 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:29,611 IT? 1307 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:31,245 >> IT'S ABOUT THAT BIG. 1308 00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:34,115 IT'S GOT THESE LITTLE GRANULES 1309 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:34,315 IN IT. 1310 00:34:34,315 --> 00:34:37,185 YOU PEE IN IT, IT'S SUPPOSED TO 1311 00:34:37,185 --> 00:34:37,552 BECOME A SOLID. 1312 00:34:37,552 --> 00:34:39,721 TIE IT UP, PUT IT IN YOUR BAG, 1313 00:34:39,721 --> 00:34:41,389 THROW IT AWAY WHEN YOU GET ON 1314 00:34:41,389 --> 00:34:41,689 THE GROUND. 1315 00:34:41,689 --> 00:34:42,457 I DID SOME OF THAT. 1316 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:43,391 NOT ALL OF IT. 1317 00:34:43,391 --> 00:34:45,660 PULL THE BAG OUT, I'M LIKE, I 1318 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,161 CAN'T, I CAN'T GET IT IN, WHERE 1319 00:34:47,161 --> 00:34:49,597 DO I ‐‐ HOW DO I ‐‐ HE'S LIKE, 1320 00:34:49,597 --> 00:34:51,432 I'M FLYING THE PLANE AT 700 1321 00:34:51,432 --> 00:34:52,233 MILES AN HOUR, YOU'RE GOING TO 1322 00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:53,835 HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 1323 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:54,335 [ LAUGHTER ] 1324 00:34:54,335 --> 00:34:56,237 I CAN'T HELP YOU PEE, I CAN'T 1325 00:34:56,237 --> 00:34:56,904 COME BACK THERE. 1326 00:34:56,904 --> 00:34:57,872 I PULL IT OFF. 1327 00:34:57,872 --> 00:34:59,073 OPEN MY VEST UP. 1328 00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,142 I OPEN MY PANTS UP. 1329 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,977 FINALLY I GET IT TIED UP, PUT IT 1330 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,379 IN MY POCKET, GO AND HAVE AN 1331 00:35:04,379 --> 00:35:05,446 ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FLIGHT. 1332 00:35:05,446 --> 00:35:08,549 WE GET BACK ON THE GROUND. 1333 00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:09,884 YOUR ADRENALINE SO IS HIGH. 1334 00:35:09,884 --> 00:35:10,985 YOU'RE EXCITED. 1335 00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:12,153 YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY WHAT 1336 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:12,720 YOU DID. 1337 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,755 WE WOULD GO TO MEETINGS 1338 00:35:13,755 --> 00:35:15,056 AFTERWARDS WHERE WE WOULD WATCH 1339 00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:16,424 OUR FOOTAGE FROM WHAT WE JUST 1340 00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:17,258 SHOT IN THE AIR. 1341 00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:18,993 IT'S ABOUT 45 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM 1342 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:20,061 WATCHING THIS. 1343 00:35:20,061 --> 00:35:21,696 PILOTS FROM "TOP GUN," 1344 00:35:21,696 --> 00:35:23,564 PRODUCTION CREW, TOM CRUISE IS 1345 00:35:23,564 --> 00:35:25,266 DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM YOU. 1346 00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:29,103 OUR OSCAR‐WINNING EDITOR AND OUR 1347 00:35:29,103 --> 00:35:30,705 OSCAR‐WINNING DP SITTING NEXT TO 1348 00:35:30,705 --> 00:35:32,573 YOU. 1349 00:35:32,573 --> 00:35:33,141 I'M SITTING THERE, I START 1350 00:35:33,141 --> 00:35:34,075 EATING, BECAUSE I WANT TO GET 1351 00:35:34,075 --> 00:35:35,043 ENERGY BACK, GET REFUELED. 1352 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:37,078 I TAKE OUT MY BAG. 1353 00:35:37,078 --> 00:35:41,182 PUT IT ON THE TABLE. 1354 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:43,618 TOM WAS LIKE, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR 1355 00:35:43,618 --> 00:35:43,851 FLIGHT. 1356 00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:46,320 I WAS LIKE, I PEED UP THERE. 1357 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,288 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 1358 00:35:47,288 --> 00:35:49,657 I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. 1359 00:35:49,657 --> 00:35:50,725 I WAS LIKE, I DIDN'T DO THIS, I 1360 00:35:50,725 --> 00:35:52,060 WENT LIKE THIS, IT WENT IN. 1361 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,528 HE GOES, WHAT'S THAT BAG? 1362 00:35:53,528 --> 00:35:55,063 OH, THAT'S MY PEE. 1363 00:35:55,063 --> 00:35:57,165 WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR PEE ON THE 1364 00:35:57,165 --> 00:35:58,633 TABLE NEXT TO YOUR FOOD? 1365 00:35:58,633 --> 00:35:59,567 COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR PEE 1366 00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:02,537 OUT OF OUR PRODUCTION MEETING? 1367 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:03,237 SO I DID. 1368 00:36:03,237 --> 00:36:03,538 [ LAUGHTER ] 1369 00:36:03,538 --> 00:36:04,439 >> Jimmy: IT'S RARE THAT YOU GET 1370 00:36:04,439 --> 00:36:06,374 A NOTE LIKE THAT FROM A TOM 1371 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:07,008 CRUISE, I'M SURE. 1372 00:36:07,008 --> 00:36:07,842 >> THAT IS ‐‐ YEAH. 1373 00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:09,377 >> Jimmy: DOES HE PEE ‐‐ HE 1374 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:10,611 DOESN'T PEE IN THE BAG? 1375 00:36:10,611 --> 00:36:12,447 >> NO, TOM CAN CONTROL EVERY 1376 00:36:12,447 --> 00:36:13,648 MUSCLE IN HIS BODY. 1377 00:36:13,648 --> 00:36:13,948 [ LAUGHTER ] 1378 00:36:13,948 --> 00:36:14,282 AT ALL TIMES. 1379 00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:14,615 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1380 00:36:14,615 --> 00:36:15,950 THAT'S CRAZY. 1381 00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:19,954 DO YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE AN OILY 1382 00:36:19,954 --> 00:36:20,588 SCENE WITH ALL THE GUYS PLAYING 1383 00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:24,058 VOLLEYBALL? 1384 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:26,227 >> SAN DIEGO PROBABLY RAN OUT OF 1385 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,029 VASELINE AND OLIVE OIL AND ARGON 1386 00:36:28,029 --> 00:36:30,431 OIL ‐‐ 1387 00:36:30,431 --> 00:36:32,467 >> Jimmy: MULTIPLE LUBRICANTS? 1388 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:38,005 >> EVERY OIL POSSIBLE, ALSO 1389 00:36:38,005 --> 00:36:38,840 EVIAN WATER SPRAY. 1390 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,874 VERY OILED UP. 1391 00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:40,842 WE HAVE A SCENE WE TRAINED 1392 00:36:40,842 --> 00:36:42,276 FOR ‐‐ THIS IS THE ONLY 1393 00:36:42,276 --> 00:36:43,177 SHIRTLESS SCENE IN THE MOVIE AND 1394 00:36:43,177 --> 00:36:44,579 MOST OF US DID NOT EAT FOR FOUR 1395 00:36:44,579 --> 00:36:45,513 OR FIVE MONTHS. 1396 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:46,547 >> Jimmy: JUST TO LOOK GOOD IN 1397 00:36:46,547 --> 00:36:46,848 THAT SCENE? 1398 00:36:46,848 --> 00:36:48,850 >> YEAH, YOU HAD TO LOOK GOOD IN 1399 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:49,517 THAT SCENE. 1400 00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:50,551 EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT THE 1401 00:36:50,551 --> 00:36:51,486 VOLLEYBALL SCENE. 1402 00:36:51,486 --> 00:36:53,387 OH, THIS IS OUR VERSION OF THE 1403 00:36:53,387 --> 00:36:54,489 VOLLEYBALL SCENE, YOU HAVE TO 1404 00:36:54,489 --> 00:36:55,022 LOOK AMAZING. 1405 00:36:55,022 --> 00:36:55,590 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. 1406 00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,325 >> WE GO, WE SHOOT IT, A 1407 00:36:57,325 --> 00:36:59,494 BEAUTIFUL SAN DIEGO DAY, THE 1408 00:36:59,494 --> 00:37:01,229 WATER'S WARM, THE SKY IS WARM, 1409 00:37:01,229 --> 00:37:02,630 IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 1410 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:05,233 WE WRAP IT, WE'RE ALL SUPER 1411 00:37:05,233 --> 00:37:06,534 EXCITED BECAUSE WE'RE HUNGRY AND 1412 00:37:06,534 --> 00:37:08,469 HAVEN'T HAD CARBS IN SIX MONTHS. 1413 00:37:08,469 --> 00:37:08,870 [ LAUGHTER ] 1414 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,371 MILES TELLER BRINGS A PACK OF 1415 00:37:10,371 --> 00:37:12,240 BEER SO WE CAN CELEBRATE WE SHOT 1416 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:12,940 THIS THING. 1417 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,542 WE HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1418 00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:18,012 WE GO OUT TO A WING PLACE, PIZZA 1419 00:37:18,012 --> 00:37:20,148 PLACE, EVERYBODY'S EATING, 1420 00:37:20,148 --> 00:37:21,382 SCARFING FACES WITH STUFF. 1421 00:37:21,382 --> 00:37:24,218 NEXT MORNING WE GET TO WORK, 1422 00:37:24,218 --> 00:37:25,920 THEY TELL US WE HAVE TO RESHOOT. 1423 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,289 [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] 1424 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,957 WE HAVE TO RESHOOT THE SCENE BUT 1425 00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:32,393 WON'T DO IT FOR TWO OR THREE 1426 00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:32,593 WEEKS. 1427 00:37:32,593 --> 00:37:34,162 WE ALL HAVE TO START OUR DIETS 1428 00:37:34,162 --> 00:37:34,695 ALL OVER AGAIN. 1429 00:37:34,695 --> 00:37:36,297 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS ‐‐ THAT'S 1430 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:36,998 ABSOLUTELY CRUEL. 1431 00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:37,698 >> YEAH. 1432 00:37:37,698 --> 00:37:38,032 IT WAS CRUEL. 1433 00:37:38,032 --> 00:37:38,366 PEOPLE CRIED. 1434 00:37:38,366 --> 00:37:41,135 [ LAUGHTER ] 1435 00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:41,769 NOT ME. 1436 00:37:41,769 --> 00:37:42,303 >> Jimmy: NOT YOU. 1437 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,671 >> I HAVE NO EMOTIONS, BUT 1438 00:37:43,671 --> 00:37:44,138 PEOPLE CRIED. 1439 00:37:44,138 --> 00:37:44,739 >> Jimmy: WHO CRIED? 1440 00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:45,139 CAN YOU TELL US? 1441 00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:46,974 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 1442 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:47,675 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF CRYING, 1443 00:37:47,675 --> 00:37:49,977 YOU HAVE TWO EPISODES LEFT OF 1444 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:50,278 "INSECURE." 1445 00:37:50,278 --> 00:37:50,912 >> YEAH. 1446 00:37:50,912 --> 00:37:51,612 >> Jimmy: DOES ANYBODY DIE ON A 1447 00:37:51,612 --> 00:37:51,846 PELOTON? 1448 00:37:51,846 --> 00:37:57,051 [ LAUGHTER ] 1449 00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:58,186 DO YOU HAVE ‐‐ IS IT GOING TO BE 1450 00:37:58,186 --> 00:37:59,153 A BIG ENDING? 1451 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,621 >> IT'S A GREAT ENDING. 1452 00:38:00,621 --> 00:38:01,889 I'M SUPER HAPPY WITH IT. 1453 00:38:01,889 --> 00:38:03,724 IT'S BEEN SUCH AN AMAZING 1454 00:38:03,724 --> 00:38:03,958 JOURNEY. 1455 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,060 BUT I DO THINK, LIKE, FANS ARE 1456 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:08,830 GOING TO BE ‐‐ THEY'RE GOING TO 1457 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:10,331 BE ‐‐ LIKE VERY HARD LINE, ONE 1458 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:11,065 SIDE OR THE OTHER. 1459 00:38:11,065 --> 00:38:11,699 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, ALL 1460 00:38:11,699 --> 00:38:11,899 RIGHT. 1461 00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:13,034 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 1462 00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:13,801 THANKS FOR COMING. 1463 00:38:13,801 --> 00:38:16,103 THE SHOW IS "INSECURE." 1464 00:38:16,103 --> 00:38:16,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1465 00:38:16,604 --> 00:38:18,372 SUNDAY NIGHTS, HBO AND HBO MAX, 1466 00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:19,307 TWO EPISODES LEFT. 1467 00:38:19,307 --> 00:38:20,241 JAY ELLIS, EVERYBODY. 1468 00:38:20,241 --> 00:38:23,511 BE BACK WITH THE RECORD COMPANY! 1469 00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:28,783 >> Announcer: THE JIMMY KIMMEL 1470 00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:29,417 LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED 1471 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:30,351 BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1472 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,353 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1473 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:36,257 >> Announcer: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 1474 00:38:36,257 --> 00:38:37,024 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 1475 00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:37,592 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1476 00:38:37,592 --> 00:38:40,595 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1477 00:38:42,296 --> 00:38:42,830 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1478 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:44,732 BEN AFFLECK AND JAY ELLIS. 1479 00:38:44,732 --> 00:38:46,567 THANKS TO THE UTAH STATE AGGIES. 1480 00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:47,201 WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS ON SATURDAY. 1481 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1482 00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:48,803 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1483 00:38:48,803 --> 00:38:49,804 TOMORROW NIGHT, 1484 00:38:49,804 --> 00:38:50,538 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND 1485 00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:51,806 DANIEL RANIERI WITH MUSIC FROM 1486 00:38:51,806 --> 00:38:53,307 ED SHEERAN AND ELTON JOHN. 1487 00:38:53,307 --> 00:38:54,308 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 1488 00:38:54,308 --> 00:38:55,042 THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "PLAY 1489 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:57,011 LOUD." 1490 00:38:57,011 --> 00:38:57,645 HERE WITH THE SONG, "NEVER LEAVE 1491 00:38:57,645 --> 00:38:59,847 YOU," THE RECORD COMPANY! 1492 00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:02,817 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1493 00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:04,719 ♪ 1494 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:17,565 ♪ 1495 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,066 ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 1496 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:24,805 SO BAD AND GOOD TO ME 1497 00:39:24,805 --> 00:39:25,806 ALRIGHT THE WAVES 1498 00:39:25,806 --> 00:39:31,279 ARE GONNA BREAK ♪ 1499 00:39:31,279 --> 00:39:32,280 ♪ THEY GIVE AND THEN 1500 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,281 THEY TAKE ME 1501 00:39:33,281 --> 00:39:34,515 THAT'S RIGHT 1502 00:39:34,515 --> 00:39:37,018 THIS IS ‐‐ THIS IS ‐‐ ♪ 1503 00:39:37,018 --> 00:39:43,524 ♪ THIS IS AUTOMATIC 1504 00:39:43,524 --> 00:39:47,795 HAD A LITTLE BIT 1505 00:39:47,795 --> 00:39:48,529 NOW I'VE GOTTA HAVE IT 1506 00:39:48,529 --> 00:39:49,530 I KNOW ♪ 1507 00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:50,298 ♪ I KNOW 1508 00:39:50,298 --> 00:39:51,299 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1509 00:39:51,299 --> 00:39:52,800 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1510 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,035 I CAN NEVER LEAVE ♪ 1511 00:39:54,035 --> 00:39:57,038 ♪ I'LL KEEP SEARCHING 1512 00:39:57,038 --> 00:39:58,806 FOR ANSWERS 1513 00:39:58,806 --> 00:39:59,807 FIND A PLACE IN THE SUN 1514 00:39:59,807 --> 00:40:02,043 FORGET THE THINGS ♪ 1515 00:40:02,043 --> 00:40:07,014 ♪ THAT I'VE DONE 1516 00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:07,581 I'LL KEEP SEARCHING FOREVER 1517 00:40:07,581 --> 00:40:08,049 FIND A PLACE I CAN RUN 1518 00:40:08,049 --> 00:40:14,622 CALIFORNIA SUN ♪ 1519 00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:17,391 ♪ 1520 00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:20,428 ♪ KEEP ME IN THE BACK 1521 00:40:20,428 --> 00:40:24,932 LIKE A STOLEN CADILLAC 1522 00:40:24,932 --> 00:40:27,435 ALRIGHT THERE'S NOTHING 1523 00:40:27,435 --> 00:40:28,669 I CAN DO BUT RIDE ALONG ♪ 1524 00:40:28,669 --> 00:40:33,441 ♪ WITH YOU AT NIGHT 1525 00:40:33,441 --> 00:40:38,145 THIS IS ‐‐ THIS IS ‐‐ 1526 00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:41,148 THIS IS AUTOMATIC 1527 00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:41,882 HAD A LITTLE BIT ♪ 1528 00:40:41,882 --> 00:40:43,384 ♪ NOW I GOTTA HAVE IT 1529 00:40:43,384 --> 00:40:46,654 I KNOW 1530 00:40:46,654 --> 00:40:47,621 I KNOW I CAN 1531 00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:48,656 NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪ 1532 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:49,890 ♪ I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1533 00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:51,625 I CAN NEVER LEAVE 1534 00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,427 I'LL KEEP SEARCHING 1535 00:40:53,427 --> 00:40:55,429 FOR ANSWERS ♪ 1536 00:40:55,429 --> 00:40:57,932 ♪ FIND A PLACE IN THE SUN 1537 00:40:57,932 --> 00:40:59,433 FORGET THE THINGS 1538 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:00,668 THAT I'VE DONE 1539 00:41:00,668 --> 00:41:01,669 I'LL KEEP SEARCHING ♪ 1540 00:41:01,669 --> 00:41:03,437 ♪ FOREVER 1541 00:41:03,437 --> 00:41:04,405 FIND A PLACE I CAN RUN 1542 00:41:04,405 --> 00:41:06,907 CALIFORNIA SUN 1543 00:41:06,907 --> 00:41:12,646 OOH OOH OOH ♪ 1544 00:41:12,646 --> 00:41:13,647 ♪ I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1545 00:41:13,647 --> 00:41:19,387 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1546 00:41:19,387 --> 00:41:20,388 OOH OOH OOH 1547 00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:21,655 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪ 1548 00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:23,391 ♪ I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1549 00:41:23,391 --> 00:41:28,662 OOH OOH OOH 1550 00:41:28,662 --> 00:41:30,164 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1551 00:41:30,164 --> 00:41:32,166 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪ 1552 00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,667 ♪ OOH OOH OOH 1553 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:33,968 I CAN NEVER 1554 00:41:33,968 --> 00:41:35,436 EVER LEAVE YOU YEAH 1555 00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:38,906 I'LL KEEP SEARCHING ♪ 1556 00:41:38,906 --> 00:41:43,411 ♪ FOR ANSWERS 1557 00:41:43,411 --> 00:41:47,348 FIND A PLACE IN THE SUN 1558 00:41:47,348 --> 00:41:48,149 FORGET THE THINGS 1559 00:41:48,149 --> 00:41:49,150 THAT I'VE DONE ♪ 1560 00:41:49,150 --> 00:41:49,884 ♪ I'LL KEEP SEARCHING 1561 00:41:49,884 --> 00:41:51,152 FOREVER 1562 00:41:51,152 --> 00:41:53,154 FIND A PLACE I CAN RUN 1563 00:41:53,154 --> 00:41:55,389 CALIFORNIA SUN ♪ 1564 00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:56,390 ♪ I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1565 00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:57,391 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1566 00:41:57,391 --> 00:41:58,626 I CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU 1567 00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:03,931 I CAN NEVER LEAVE ♪ 1568 00:42:03,931 --> 00:42:04,932 ♪ I'LL KEEP SEARCHING 1569 00:42:04,932 --> 00:42:10,905 FOR ANSWERS 1570 00:42:10,905 --> 00:42:13,908 FIND A PLACE IN THE SUN 1571 00:42:13,908 --> 00:42:16,377 FORGET THE THINGS ♪ 1572 00:42:16,377 --> 00:42:18,145 ♪ THAT WE DONE 1573 00:42:18,145 --> 00:42:18,879 I'LL KEEP SEARCHING 1574 00:42:18,879 --> 00:42:19,647 FOREVER 1575 00:42:19,647 --> 00:42:20,381 FIND A PLACE ♪ 1576 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:21,148 ♪ WE CAN RUN 1577 00:42:21,148 --> 00:42:21,882 CALIFORNIA SUN ♪ 1578 00:42:21,882 --> 00:42:32,526 ♪ 1579 00:42:32,526 --> 00:42:40,634 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]