>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!
TONIGHT ‐‐
HALLE BERRY.
ELLE FANNING.
AND MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMZ.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: THANKS.
GREAT.
IP APPRECIATE THAT.
HI, EVERYONE.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANKS FOR BRAVING THE HEAT TO
BE HERE TONIGHT.
IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS ALMOST ‐‐ HERE
IN L. A. IT WAS ALMOST 100
DEGREES THIS WEEKEND.
CRAZY, RIGHT GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: VERY CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: AND WHILE A LOT OF
PEOPLE MIGHT CHALK IT UP TO
GLOBAL WARMING, I CAN'T HELP BUT
FEEL THAT ALL THE HOT EXCITEMENT
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH BRITNEY
SPEARS FINALLY BEING FREED FROM
HER FATHER'S CLUTCHES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT FEEL
LIKE BRITNEY'S BEEN FREED THREE
TIMES ALREADY THIS YEAR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW FREE DOES ONE PERSON NEED TO
BE?
DONALD TRUMP IS ALSO FREE FOR
THE TIME BEING.
WHERE IS THAT CASE IN NEW YORK
ALREADY?
WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE IN
JAIL LIKE EIGHT MONTHS AGO?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GET TO WORK ON THAT.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT THERE IS
NOTHING THIS MAN CAN EVER SAY OR
DO THAT WILL CONVINCE THOSE WHO
ADORE HIM THAT HE IS UNWORTHY OF
THAT ADORATION.
SO THERE'S A NEW BOOK ABOUT
TRUMP.
JONATHAN KARL OF ABC NEWS WROTE
THE 900th BOOK ABOUT DONALD
TRUMP.
IT'S CALLED "BETRAYAL."
AND ONCE AGAIN, FOR THE 900th
TIME IN A ROW, TRUMP GRANTED A
ONE‐ON‐ONE INTERVIEW FOR THE
BOOK.
EVEN THOUGH HE HAS REPEATEDLY
CALLED JON KARL A THIRD RAITT
REPORTER.
BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING HE
CAN'T RESIST, IT'S TALKING ABOUT
HIMSELF.
SO HE DOES ALL THESE INTERVIEWS.
KARL ASKED HIM ABOUT THE ATTACK
ON THE CAPITOL AND WHAT HIS
THOUGHTS WERE AS AN ANGRY MOB
HUNTED FOR AND THREATENED TO
KILL HIS VICE PRESIDENT.
>> WERE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM
DURING THAT SIEGE?
WERE YOU WORRIED ‐‐
>> NO.
I THOUGHT HE WAS WELL PROTECTED
AND I HAD HEARD THAT HE WAS IN
GOOD SHAPE.
>> YOU HEARD THOSE CHANTS.
THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
>> HE COULD HAVE ‐‐ WELL, THE
PEOPLE WERE VERY ANGRY.
>> THEY SAID HANG MIKE PENCE.
>> IT'S COMMON SENSE.
HOW CAN YOU ‐‐ IF YOU KNOW A
VOTE IS FRAUDULENT.
RIGHT?
HOW CAN YOU PASS ON A FRAUDULENT
VOTE TO CONGRESS?
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BETRAYAL OF
EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT
FOR TWO MONTHS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN'T ‐‐ BUT ENOUGH ABOUT
MIKE PENCE BEING HUNG.
WHAT ABOUT ME BEING HUNG?
YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?
IT'S HUGE, DON.
THEN KARL FOLLOWS UP WITH
CLARIFICATION ON A STORY A
CONVERSATION TRUMP HAD WITH MIKE
PENCE BEFORE THE RIOT.
>> THERE WAS A REPORT, AND
EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.
NOT MINE.
IT WAS IN THE REPORT.
THAT YOU TALKED TO HIM THAT
MORNING AND YOU SAID YOU COULD
BE A PATRIOT OR YOU CAN BE A
[ BLEEP ].
DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT OR IS
THAT A INCORRECT ‐‐
>> I WOULDN'T DISPUTE IT.
>> REALLY?
>> I WOULDN'T DISPUTE IT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IF HE TRIED TO
GRAB MIKE PENCE BY THE PATRIOT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
MIKE PENCE NOW CLAIMS HE HAS NO
PROBLEMS AT ALL WITH HIS FORMER
BOSS.
SO I GUESS TRUMP WAS RIGHT.
THERE'S ANOTHER McNUGGET FROM
THE BOOK.
IT SAYS TRUMP WAS ALMOST BANNED
FROM BIDEN'S INAUGURATION.
MITCH McCONNELL WAS WORKING ON A
LETTER FROM THE FOUR
CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS.
THEY WERE ALL GOING TO SIGN IT.
DISINVITING DONALD FROM THE
CEREMONY BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T
WANT HIM TO PULL A KANYE OR
SOMETHING DURING BIDEN'S SPEECH.
KARL SAYS TRUMP GOT WIND OF THE
PLAN AND TWEETED THAT HE WASN'T
GOING BEFORE THEY COULD TELL HIM
HE COULDN'T.
BUT TODAY THE COMMANDER IN
CHEETO RELEASED A STATEMENT
CHALLENGING THAT STORY.
HE WROTE "FROM ELECTION DAY
NOVEMBER 3rd THE DAY I REALIZED
THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WAS
RIGGED I WOULD NEVER HAVE AGREED
TO GO TO JOE BIDEN'S
INAUGURATION.
THE DECISION WAS MINE AND MINE
ALONE.
THE OLD BROKEN DOWN CROW MITCH
McCONNELL HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
IT."
STILL GOT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALSO LAMBASTED HIS FORMER
DIRECTOR OF STRATEGIC
COMMUNICATIONS WHO SAYS TRUMP
KNEW HE LOST.
SHE SAYS HE SPECIFICALLY
ADMITTED THAT TO HER.
SHE ALSO SAID SHE THINKS MIKE
PENCE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT
AGAINST DONALD TRUMP IN 2024,
WHICH THAT WOULD BE REALLY GOOD.
I WOULD LIKE THAT.
FOR TRUMP IT WOULD BE LIKE
WAKING UP AND FINDING YOUR DOG
SITTING AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE
READING THE PAPER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SESAME STREET IS IN THE NEWS
AGAIN.
THEY DESCRIBE AS THEIR FIRST HA‐
ASIAN‐AMERICAN MUPPET.
HER NAME IS JI YOUNG.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS HISTORIC BECAUSE IT'S
THE FIRST TIME ERNIE HAS BEEN
TOUCHED BY A WOMAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND WHILE IT'S GOOD TO SEE
"SESAME STREET" ADDING
DIVERSITY, THE FACT THAT SHE'S
ASIAN AMERICAN MAKES YOU WONDER,
WHAT THE HELL RACE ARE THE OTHER
MUPPETS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, ERNIE'S ORANGE.
BERT IS LIKE BANANA COLORED.
BERT HAS TO BE WHITE, RIGHT?
ONLY A WHITE PERSON WOULD WEAR
THAT TURTLENECK AND SWEATER.
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT HAS
BEEN DUBBED THE GREAT
RESIGNATION.
A RECORD 4.4 MILLION AMERICANS
QUIT THEIR JOBS IN SEPTEMBER.
AND ALL OF THEM ARE HERE WITH US
TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT NOBODY REALLY KNOWS.
I MEAN, THERE ARE A LOT OF
REASONS WHY.
IT'S STILL NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR
WHY IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND
WORKERS RIGHT NOW.
ESPECIALLY IN THE FOOD SERVICE
INDUSTRY.
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY RESTAURANT
IS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING STAFF.
I DROVE BY A FIVE GUYS TODAY.
IT WAS ONLY A FOUR GUY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AARON RORNDGERS WAS BACK AT WOR
YESTERDAY.
QUARTERBACK FOR THE GREEN BAY
PACKERS.
LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY IN HIS
FIRST GAME BACK SINCE HE HAD
COVID.
23 OF 237 FOR 293 YARDS.
HE HAD GREAT PROTECTION ALL
NIGHT, IRONICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AFTER THE GAME A REPORTER ASKED
ARE YOU CONCERNED YOU MIGHT TEST
POSITIVE AGAIN AND MISS A BIG
GAME LIKE THE SUPER BOWL?
RODGERS SAID, "I DON'T LIKE
PLAYING THE WHAT IF GAME."
BUT HE IS OKAY WITH THE WHAT IF
I INFECT A TEAMMATE AND END UP
KILLING HIM GAME, NOT THE WHAT
IF GAME.
HE DID A POST‐GAME INTERVIEW VIA
ZOOM TO AVOID VIOLATING THE
LEAGUE'S MASK POLICY FOR
UNVACCINATED PLAYERS INDOORS.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S TOUGH TO BE
AWAY FROM THE SQUAD.
BUT THE GUYS CHECKED ON ME EVERY
SINGLE DAY.
I HEARD FROM MULTIPLE GUYS AND
ALL THE COACHES.
THAT WAS, AGAIN, REALLY
MEANINGFUL TO ME TO HEAR FROM
ALL THOSE PEOPLE AND TO HAVE
THAT SUPPORT.
I REALLY APPRECIATED THAT PART
OF A DIFFICULT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: AND LET THAT BE A
LESSON TO THE KIDS OUT THERE.
IF YOU LIE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT
COULD POTENTIALLY KILL SOMEBODY
YOU WORK WITH, YOU CAN
POTENTIALLY GET GROUNDED FOR A
WHOLE WEEK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE AARON RODGERS ISN'T
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S RELUCTANT TO
TAKE THE SHOT.
A LOT OF AMERICANS, MILLIONS IN
FACT, ARE EITHER HESITANT OR
JUST FLAT OUT AGAINST THE IDEA.
AND WITH KIDS NOW IN THE MIX
IT'S PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT THAT
THEY GET VACCINATED TOO.
SO WE HAVE COME UP WITH
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
THIS IS A BOOK FOR KIDS WITH
CRAZY PARENTS.
IT'S CALLED "DOT GOT A SHOT."
AND IT IS ‐‐ WELL, I'LL READ IT
TO YOU IF YOU LIKE.
IF YOU HAVE ‐‐ YOU HAVE TIME?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THIS.
IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF EVERYONE
WAS LIKE EH.
WE GET THE GIST.
YOU READY, GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: READY.
>> Jimmy: FOLLOW ALONG, PLEASE.
LRPT?
>> Guillermo: OKAY.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS A WARM SUMMER
DAY BUT DOT WAS DEJECTED.
HER MOTHER REFUSED TO GET HER
INJECTED.
ALL DOT WANTED WAS TO RIDE BIKES
WITH DORENE BUT HER IRRATIONAL
PARENTS FEARED THE VACCINE.
LUKE AND SONIA SAID LET'S GO TO
THE POOL.
BUT DOT COULDN'T JOIN THEM
BECAUSE HER DAD IS A FOOL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE COULDN'T EAT CEREAL.
IT GOT THAT PATHETIC.
THEY THREW SPOONS AT THE MAILMAN
TO PROVE HE'S MAGNETIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO DOT SAT AT THE WINDOW AND
BECAME VERY BITTER WHILE HER
DIZZY BRAINED MOTHER READ
NONSENSE ON TWITTER.
DON'T TREAD ON ME IS MOM'S NEW
FAVORITE SLOGAN AND DAD GOT
DEWORMED ON ADVICE FROM JOE
ROGAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DOT NEEDED SOME HELP TO CONVINCE
MOM AND DAD THAT VACCINES SAVE
LIVES AND THEY'RE NOT SOMETHING
BAD.
AND EXPERTS SHE THOUGHT MIGHT
TURN THEM AROUND LIKE THAT DOC
ON TV WHO DAD SAYS IS A CLOWN.
SO SHE WROTE A LONG E‐MAIL TO
THE WISE DR. FAUCI.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME HERE
AND SIT ON OUR COUCHY?
TO EXPLAIN THIS VACCINE AND
HOPEFULLY SOON BECAUSE MY
PARENTS HAVE DOUBTS AND WE'RE
ALL OUT OF SPOONS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO FAUCI WROTE BACK AND SAID
DOT, MY DEAR, IF I CAME TO YOUR
HOUSE YOUR PARENTS WOULD SNEER.
WHAT WE'VE LEARNED OVER HERE AT
CDC.GOV IS THE BEST MESSENGER IS
SOMEONE THEY LOVE.
THAT'S YOU, LITTLE DOT.
THEY'LL LISTEN TO YOU.
ONLY YOU CAN CONVINCE THEM TO
HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH.
SO DOT STARTED DIGGING AND
COMPILING THE FACTS FROM MEDICAL
JOURNALS, THE TRUTH ABOUT VAX.
TH NEXT NIGHT AT DINNER SHE
SAID THINK YOU'LL BE PROUD, I
DID MY OWN RESEARCH AND HERE'S
WHAT I FOUND.
VACCINES CAME OUT IN 1796,
BEFORE A CON MAN NAMED DON MADE
US ALL SICK.
THESE DON'T CONTAIN MICROCHIPS
OR MAKE YOU MAGNETO.
THEY'RE NOT A DARK PLOT BY
HOLLYWOOD PEDOS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE JUST LIKE THE TEN OTHER
VACCINES I GOT.
THEY KEEP US ALIVE WITH A FEW
LITTLE SHOTS.
SO LET'S GET THE SHOT.
CAN WE PLEASE GO?
LIKE YOUR PARENTS DID TO STOP
POLIO?
AND LIKE THEIRS DID BEFORE THEM
TO PROTECT THEM FROM RABIES?
AND THEIR PARENTS BEFORE THAT TO
KEEP SMALLPOX FROM BABIES?
AND DOT'S LOVING REMINDE, IT
FINALLY GOT THROUGH.
THEY TURNED OFF FOX NEWS AND
STOPPED EATING HORSE GOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW DOT'S HAVING FUN WITH DORENE
AND HER CREW BECAUSE DOT GOT THE
SHOT AND HER PARENTS DID TOO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HER FAMILY'S PROTECTED FROM
COVID.
THAT'S THAT.
NEXT UP, CONVINCE THEM THE EARTH
IS NOT FLAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DOT GOT A SHOT.
ONE YEAR AGO NOBODY WAS
VACCINATED.
THERE WERE NO VACCINES READY
YET.
NOW WE'RE BOOKING OUR BOOSTER
SHOTS.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED A LOT.
AND SO ONCE AGAIN WE OPENED THE
CORONA TIME CAPSULE TO LOOK BACK
AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR
AGO, AND WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN IN
TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "THIS WEEK
IN COVID HISTORY."
>> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY.
IT'S MID NOVEMBER 2020.
AND AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED
POLITICIAN HAS A MESSAGE.
>> MY ADVICE ON THANKSGIVING?
DON'T BE A TURKEY.
>> GOBBLE GOBBLE.
AND KEEP YOUR GIBLETS TO
YOURSELF.
HIT THE BENCH, BLEACH.
THERE'S A NEW COVID CURE.
>> THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS.
IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WE HAVE NOT
ONE BUT TWO VACCINES.
>> WE EXPECT TO HAVE 40 MILLION
DOSES OF PFIZER AND MODERNA
VACCINE.
>> ALL THANKS TO THE GREATEST
SCIENTIFIC MINDS THE WORLD HAS
EVER ‐‐
>> YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A VACCINE
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME FOR ANOTHER
FOUR YEARS BECAUSE FDA WOULD
HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO WHAT
THEY DID.
WHAT I FORCED THEM TO DO.
>> HE FORCED IT.
LIKE THE LOCK ON MISS TEEN USA'S
DRESSING ROOM.
>> THE LAST TIME THE PRESIDENT
WAS PHYSICALLY AT A TASK FORCE
MEETING WAS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO.
>> OH, PIPE DOWN TONY BA LONEY.
>> THANKS TO DONALD TRUMP.
WITHOUT HIM WE WOULD NEVER HAVE
THESE VACCINES.
>> WHY NOT NAME THE VACCINE THE
TRUMP?
YOU KNOW, MAKE IT LIKE HAVE YOU
GOTTEN YOUR TRUMP YET?
>> THIS IS THE TRUMP VACCINE.
THEY OUGHT TO CALL IT THE TRUMP
VACCINE.
>> WHEN IT COMES TO GREAT
VACCINES, I JUST RAISED THE
STAKES.
TRUMP VACCINES ARE THE WORLD
GREATEST VACCINES, AND I MEAN
THAT IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.
ONE BITE AND YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> WARNING.
DO NOT BITE VACCINE.
>> JUST ASK HIS LUNATIC LAWYER.
>> WHETHER YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE
WITH AN AFFIDAVIT, IT'S
EVIDENCE.
>> WHAT'S THAT RUNNING DOWN HIS
CREEPY FACE?
BY GUM, WE'VE STRUCK OIL.
WE'VE RICH.
THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN
COVID HISTORY."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
ELLE FANNING IS HERE.
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMZ.
AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
HALLE BERRY.
SO STICK AROUND.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW.
TONIGHT, HER SERIES ON HULU IS
CALLED "THE GREAT."
THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL ELLE
FANNING IS WITH US TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER, SHE IS A NIGERIAN
RAPPER, SINGER, AND ACTRESS FROM
THE U. K.
HER ALBUM IS CALLED "SOMETIMES I
MIGHT BE INTROVERT."
MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMZ ON THE
MERCEDES‐BENZ STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT AND ALL THIS WEEK
WE HAVE NEW SHOWS
WITH MICHAEL KEATON,
YOU KNOW HE WAS BATMAN.
>> Guillermo: YES.
>> Jimmy: KIRSTEN DUNST.
NICK OFFERMAN.
WILMER VALDERAMA, FROM HBO,
JOHN WILSON WILL BE WITH US.
PLUS MUSIC FROM ALESSIA CARA,
GRACIE ABRAMS, AND THE WAR ON
DRUGS.
SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF
THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
OSCAR AND EMMY WINNER, BELOVED
BY ALL.
SHE IS THE WOMAN WHO CONVINCED
TO KEEP THIS BEARD.
FOR REAL.
TRUE.
AND SHE IS A DIRECTOR NOW.
YOU CAN SEE HER YELLING ACTION
AT HERSELF AND ENGAGING IN THE
MARTIAL ARTS IN THE NEW MOVIE
"BRUISED."
>> SEND YOU BACK TO SCHOOL.
COME ON.
PICK IT UP.
DON'T LOOK LIKE UFC.
FIVE SECONDS.
FOUR.
THREE.
TWO.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> Jimmy: "BRUISED" IS IN SELECT
THEATERS STARTING WEDNESDAY AND
ON NETFLIX STARTING NOVEMBER
24th.
PLEASE WELCOME HALLE BERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR COMING.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY TO SEE YOU
HERE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND
DRESSED UP AFTER WATCHING THAT
MOVIE IN WHICH ‐‐ I MEAN, I KNOW
IT'S A MOVIE AND I GET IT.
I UNDERSTAND HOW THEY WORK.
IT'S ACTING AND ALL THAT STUFF.
BUT YOU ARE FIGHTING VICIOUSLY
AND BEATING AND BEING BITTEN IN
A SERIOUS WAY IT SEEMS LIKE.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS LIKE SO INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKED THAT?
>> I LOVED THAT.
I LOVED IT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU DIRECTED IT
TOO, WHICH IS ‐‐ IF I WAS MAKING
MY LIKE ‐‐ IF IT WAS MY FIRST
MOVIE AS A DIRECTOR, I WOULD BE
LIKE A HOUSE‐SITTER OR
SOMETHING.
I WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE ‐‐ I'D
BE ON A RAFT IN THE POOL FOR THE
WHOLE FILM.
BUT YOU PICKED THE LEAST EASY
THING YOU COULD DO PROBABLY.
>> I KNOW.
IT WAS BANANAS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
SOMETIMES THESE THINGS JUST FIND
YOU.
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT WAS ‐‐ I KNOW YOU
DID A LOT OF TRAINING.
HOW MUCH TRAINING DID YOU LIKE
REALLY DO?
NO KIDDING AROUND.
>> NO KIDDING AROUND, I TRAINED
FOR PROBABLY 2 1/2 YEARS.
AND I WOULD GO ANYWHERE ‐‐
ALWAYS FOUR DAYS A WEEK, SOME
DAYS SIX DAYS A WEEK FOR FOUR TO
SIX HOURS.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE IN THERE
FIGHTING AND ‐‐
>> FIGHTING, LEARNING ALL THESE
MARTIAL ART DISCIPLINES.
I HAD TO LEARN JIU‐JITSU,
TAEKWONDO, MUAY THAI, WRESTLING,
JUDO, BOXING, KICKBOXING, ALL OF
THESE, YOU KNOW, ELEMENTS COME
INTO PLAY IN MMA.
>> Jimmy: WHICH ONE YDID YOU
LIKE?
WHICH ONE DID YOU GRAVITATE
TOWARD?
>> JIU‐JITSU.
THAT'S THE GROUND GAME.
IT'S LIKE WRESTLING WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE GROUND AND YOU'RE DOING
ALL THESE MOVES.
THAT'S NATURALLY WHERE I ‐‐
WHERE MY TALENTS LIE.
>> Jimmy: THEY LIE WHERE YOU
LIE.
>> DID YOU SAY SHOW YOU ‐‐ YOU
WANT ME TO ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> Jimmy: SO THAT'S ‐‐ SO THE
GROUND GAME.
THERE'S A LOT OF ‐‐ BOY, I JUST
CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE YOU ‐‐ WERE
YOU FIGHTING WITH ‐‐
>> VALENTINA SHEVCHENKO.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
>> SHE'S LIKE THE FLYWEIGHT, THE
CURRENT UFC FLYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A
CONVERSATION WITH HER BEFOREHAND
WHERE YOU SAY TAKE IT EASY ON ME
OR DON'T TAKE IT EASY ON ME OR
DON'T ‐‐ BECAUSE IF I WAS HER I
WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO HIT YOU.
>> SHE WAS.
AND SO AT FIRST SHE WASN'T
CONNECTING WITH HER KICKS.
AND FINALLY I SAID VAL, YOU'VE
GOT TO DO IT, I HAVE TO FEEL IT.
I'VE NEVER DONE THIS.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
LIKE GIVE IT TO ME.
AND SO SHE GAVE IT TO ME.
AND ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE BROKE TWO RIBS.
>> Jimmy: SHE DID?
>> I WAS LIKE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: WAS SHE LIKE OH MY
GOD, I'M SO SORRY?
>> SHE WAS MORTIFIED.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD THINK SO.
I ONCE ‐‐ MIKE TYSON, I WAS
SHOOTING SOMETHING WITH MIKE
TYSON AT THIS BOXING GYM ACROSS
THE STREET AND I SAID JUST HIT
ME A COUPLE TIMES LIKE FOR REAL.
AND HE'S JUST LIKE UH, NO, NO,
NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
I WAS LIKE PLEASE.
I WAS STARTING TO ANNOY HIM.
I FIGURED MAYBE IF I ANNOYED HIM
HE WOULD DO IT.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE.
AND HE SAID SOMETHING TO THE
EFFECT OF ONCE I GET STARTED I
DON'T STOP.
I WAS LIKE OKAY, YEAH, THEN
LET'S NOT DO THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
NO.
YOU NEED YOUR TEETH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I NEED MY TEETH.
THAT'S A GREAT POINT.
I DO NEED MY TEETH.
I'VE TAKEN SO MUCH CARE OF THEM
OVER THE YEARS.
SO YOU'RE IN THE GYM FOUR TO SIX
DAYS A WEEK.
YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE.
DO YOU FEEL NOW YOU COULD LIKE
BEAT UP A STRANGER?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
AND HOW WOULD YOU APPROACH IT?
IF YOU WERE IN A SITUATION, LIKE
IF SOMEBODY REALLY HAD IT
COMING.
AND YOU HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST MOVE?
>> I WOULD MANEUVER MYSELF TO
GET INTO A REAR NAKED.
THAT'S THE EASIEST THING FOR A
WOMAN MY SIZE.
>> Jimmy: INTO A REAR NAKED.
>> A REAR NAKED CHOKE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN THE PEOPLE SAY THANK
YOU AND THEY LEAVE OR ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY PASS OUT AND IT'S LIGHTS
OUT.
BUT FOR A WOMAN, LIKE IF YOU CAN
GET YOURSELF IN THAT POSITION ‐‐
AND MOST MEN WOULDN'T THINK YOU
EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
SO THERE'S THAT ELEMENT OF
SURPRISE.
BUT IF I COULD GET THERE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU CHOKED ANYONE
OUT?
HAVE YOU FELT THEM GO
UNCONSCIOUS?
>> ALMOST.
THEY'VE TAPPED OUT.
AND I DIDN'T REALIZE ‐‐ ONE TIME
I WAS IN REHEARSAL AND I'M DOING
A MOVE ON ONE OF MY PARTNERS AND
HE WAS LOSING OXYGEN BUT I'M SO
INTO LEARNING SO I WAS LIKE ‐‐
AND THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT?
AND THE POOR GUY WAS LIKE ‐‐ AND
THEN I REALIZED.
AND THAT'S WHEN I LEARNED THAT
THAT MEANS STOP.
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS NO
DISCUSSION OF THAT BEFOREHAND?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU
LEARN ‐‐
>> LEARNED THAT DAY.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GO TO THESE
FIGHTS?
DO YOU GO TO MMA FIGHTS?
>> OH, I LOVE IT.
EVERY SATURDAY I'M WATCHING.
I GO WHEN I CAN.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU LOVE IT BEFORE
YOU STARTED TRAINING OR ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID.
>> THAT'S WHEN I GOT THIS
SCRIPT, I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD,
THIS CAME FROM HEAVEN FOR ME
BECAUSE IT'S WHERE I WAS AT.
I'VE LOVED BOXING SINCE I WAS A
KID.
HEARNS AND ALI AND HAGLER AND
LEONARD.
LIKE THEY WERE LIKE MY HEROES AS
A LITTLE GIRL.
SO THIS WAS LIKE TAILOR MADE FOR
ME IN SO MANY WAYS.
>> Jimmy: SO DO YOU THINK
SOMEBODY KNEW, THEY NOTICED YOU
AT ONE OF THESE FIGHTS AND SAID
OH, LET'S GO TO HALLE WITH THIS
STORY?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO?
OH.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: JUST TOTALLY OUT OF
THE BLUE?
>> MY AGENT JUST GAVE THIS TO
ME.
WHEN I GOT THIS STORY, ANOTHER
ACTRESS WAS ATTACHED TO IT.
THIS WAS FOR BLAKE LIVELY.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH.
BECAUSE ORIGINALLY WHEN I GOT
THE SCRIPT IT WAS WRITTEN FOR
LIKE A VERY YOUNG IRISH CATHOLIC
WHITE GIRL.
AND I SAID TO MY AGENT, BUT I
LOVE THIS, I HAVE TO PLAY THIS
PART.
I MEAN NOT LIKE THIS BUT I HAVE
TO REIMAGINE IT.
BUT I'M GOING TO DO THIS.
AND SHE SAID, WELL, IT'S BLAKE'S
RIGHT NOW.
SO BLAKE DECIDES TO GIVE IT
AWAY, PASS IT UP, YOU'LL BE THE
FIRST PERSON YOU COME TO.
SO I HAD TO PATIENTLY WAIT FOR
SIX MONTHS UNTIL BLAKE DECIDED
IT'S NOT SOMETHING SHE WANTED TO
DO.
AND THEN ‐‐
>> Jimmy: AND DID YOU CALL BLAKE
AT ANY TIME AND GO YOU ‐‐ YOU
KNOW WHAT?
YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M BEING BEATEN, I'M CHOKING
PEOPLE OUT, I'M THROWING UP
REGULARLY.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
CARDI B DID A SONG ON THE
SOUNDTRACK.
>> YES.
CARDI B.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE WHAT
HAPPENED AFTER YOU SAID ‐‐ YOU
CALLED CARDI B THE QUEEN OF
HIP‐HOP ON TWITTER?
THE NICKI MINAJ FANS GOT REALLY,
REALLY MAD AT YOU.
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU BEAT THEM UP
TOO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT THEM UP.
NO.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU STAND BY THAT
ASSESSMENT OF CARDI B AS THE
QUEEN OF HIP‐HOP?
>> YOU KNOW, I DO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DO.
>> I THINK ‐‐ BUT HERE'S THE
THING.
THERE'S ROOM FOR MORE THAN ONE
QUEEN, PEOPLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW, NICKI IS A
QUEEN IN HER OWN RIGHT.
H.E.R. IS A QUEEN.
ALL THESE LADIES TO ME ARE
QUEENS.
THERE CAN ALWAYS BE MORE THAN
ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
TO ME THERE'S ONLY ONE QUEEN OF
HIP‐HOP AND IT'S LATIFAH OF
COURSE.
THE FIRST QUEEN IS THE QUEEN OF
HIP‐HOP.
YOU CAN'T ‐‐ YOU DON'T GET
DEMOTED FROM QUEEN.
>> NO, YOU DON'T.
AND QUEEN IS A TERM WE USE TO
DESCRIBE GREAT.
WE'RE ALL A QUEEN.
ALL WE DO ALL DAY IS SAY HEY,
QUEEN, WHATS UP QUEEN?
WHAT'S WHHAPPENING, QUEEN?
WE'RE ALL QUEENS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF AS A
QUEEN BUT MAYBE ONE DAY ‐‐
>> YOU'RE NOT.
>> Jimmy: HALLE BERRY IS WITH
US.
HER NEW MOVIE IS CALLED
"BRUISED."
IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS STARTING
WEDNESDAY AND ON NETFLIX
STARTING NOVEMBER 24th.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
MORE HALLE AFTER THIS.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH MIXED
MARTIAL ARTIST HALLE BERRY.
HER MOVIE IS CALLED "BRUISED."
YOU WERE AT ONE OF THESE
WEIGH‐INS, THIS UFC WEIGH‐IN.
WHAT GOES ON HERE?
ARE THEY DISTRACTED BY THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE RIGHT THERE?
>> THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS
THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S HO INTENSE THESE LADIES
ARE.
THEY ARE ‐‐ FIGHT'S THE NEXT
DAY.
THEY'RE DOING THEIR LIKE MEAN
MUGGING.
THEY'RE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE
EACH OTHER.
YOU KNOW, IT'S A WHOLE
PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME THAT'S AS
IMPORTANT AS THE PHYSICAL SIDE.
SO LATER ROSE, THE NEXT DAY SHE
WAS LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT
WAS YOU.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S A HECK OF
A SURPRISE, I GUESS, HUH?
I HAVE NOTICED THERE'S A
DIFFERENCE WITH THE FEMALE
FIGHTERS.
THERE SEEMS TO BE MORE AFFECTION
AT THE END OF A FIGHT BETWEEN
THEM THAN THERE IS BETWEEN THE
MALE FIGHTERS.
LIKE THE MALE FIGHTER WILL COME
AND GIVE A LITTLE HUG BUT LIKE A
LOT OF TIMES THERE'S REAL ‐‐ I
MEAN, THERE SEEM TO BE REAL
EMOTION BETWEEN THE FIGHTERS
WHEN IT'S OVER AND DONE.
>> I THINK FOR WOMEN, BECAUSE WE
ARE MORE EMOTIONAL, YOU KNOW, BY
NATURE AND I THINK BEING A PART
OF A BLOOD SPORT LIKE THIS IS
NOT SOMETHING THAT'S NORMAL FOR
WOMEN.
AND WE DON'T, YOU KNOW, LOSE OUR
FEMALE CARD BECAUSE WE BECOME
FIGHTERS.
SO THERE IS A LOT OF EMOTION
BETWEEN WOMEN AND I THINK
THERE'S CAMARADERIE THAT'S A
LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN MEN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
IT DEFINITELY SEEMS THAT WAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO DIRECTING THIS
MOVIE.
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU'VE BEEN
PLANNING FOR A LONG TIME?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO.
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING DIRECTORS
AND PICKING UP ‐‐ I'M SURE YOU
JUST DO IT AS A RESULT OF BEING
ON SET, BUT YOU HAVEN'T
SPECIFICALLY BEEN STUDYING THE
VARIOUS DIRECTORS YOU'VE WORKED
WITH TO ‐‐ THINKING EVENTUALLY
I'M GOING TO DO THIS?
>> SOMETIMES ‐‐ YOU KNOW, BEING
IN THE BUSINESS NOW FOR 30
YEARS, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
ESCAPE WATCHING DIRECTORS AND
UNDERSTANDING STORYTELLING AND
HOW MOVIES ARE PUT TOGETHER AND
ALL THE FACETS THAT BRING IT
TOGETHER.
SO I THINK MY WHOLE CAREER YOU
ARRIVE AT A PLACE WHERE YOU
DECIDE YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I
CAN DO THAT.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS.
BUT WHAT HELPED ME THE MOST WAS
WHEN I GOT MY FIRST MOVIE,
"JUNGLE FEVER," SPIKE LEE SORT
OF ALLOWED ME TO ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.
HE SORT OF ALLOWED ME TO SHADOW.
LIKE I GOT TO LEARN WHAT ALL THE
DEPARTMENTS DID.
I GOT TO UNDERSTAND FILMMAKING
BECAUSE HE SAID THIS IS YOUR
FIRST MOVIE AND HE GAVE ME AN
OPPORTUNITY TO LIKE GET IN THERE
AND REALLY ‐‐
>> Jimmy: ON YOUR FIRST MOVIE HE
DID THAT.
>> ON MY FIRST MOVIE.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
YOU WERE A CRACKHEAD IN THAT
MOVIE, TOO, RIGHT?
>> CRACK HO.
>> Jimmy: CRACK HO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SO SORRY.
>> HO.
IMPORTANT DISTINCTION.
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT CONFUSING FOR
THE PEOPLE IN THE VARIOUS
DEPARTMENTS, THAT YOU WERE GOING
AROUND AND LIKE LEARNING ABOUT
WHAT THEY DO?
>> OH, NO.
I WAS THE CRACK HO.
I WAS SO NEW THEN, I COULD ONLY
DO METHOD.
SO I WAS ALWAYS THE CRACK HO.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
EVEN WORSE FOR THE WARDROBE
DEPARTMENT OR WHATEVER.
OH, NO, THE CRACK HO'S HERE, SHE
WANTS TO KNOW ‐‐ HOW DOES SPIKE
LEE LOOK AT YOU AND GO SHE'D
MAKE A GREAT CRACK HO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE DIDN'T.
IN FACT, HE SAID I COULDN'T BE
BE THE CRACK HO AND I SAID BUT I
AM THE CRACK HO.
HE SAID YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A
CRACK HO.
I SAID WHAT DOES A CRACK HO LOOK
LIKE?
HE SAID NOT LIKE YOU.
I SAID LET ME GO WASH MY MAKEUP
OFF AND COME BACK AND I WILL
SHOW YOU I'M THE CRACK HO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CAME BACK IN.
I WAS THE CRACK HO.
HE SAID YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE A CRACK HO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A COMPLIMENT.
NOW, YOU TWEETED SOMETHING A
COUPLE WEEKS AGO, WHILE WE'RE
SPEAKING ABOUT SOME OF THE
MOVIES FROM YOUR PAST.
YOU TWEETED BECAUSE APPARENTLY
"CATWOMAN" NOW PEOPLE ARE
WATCHING "CATWOMAN" FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME AND
GOING HEY, WE REALLY LIKE
"CATWOMAN."
SO YOU TWEETED, "I'M SEEING ALL
THE CATWOMAN LOVE, EVERYBODY.
WHERE WERE YOU GUYS 17 YEARS
AGO?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU
THINK ABOUT, "CATWOMAN"?
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WERE
DISAPPOINTED BY?
>> I WASN'T BUT IT SEEMED LIKE
THE PEOPLE WERE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY WASN'T.
I WORKED REALLY HARD TO BE A
CATWOMAN.
I LEARNED CAPOEIRA.
I DID THE WORK.
THE DISHEARTENING PART WAS I
DIDN'T DIRECT IT, I DIDN'T
PRODUCE IT, NOR DID I WRITE IT.
I WAS JUST THE ACTRESS IN IT.
BUT FOR ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE
CARRIED I THINK, YOU KNOW, THE
WEIGHT OF THAT FILM AND YOU
KNOW, WHATEVER SUCCESS IT HAD OR
DIDN'T HAVE, SOMEHOW IT SEEMED
LIKE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
BUT IT REALLY WASN'T MY FAULT.
BUT I'VE BEEN CARRYING IT.
SO WHEN THAT CAME UP IT GAVE ME
A CHANCE TO SORT OF LIKE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: TO RELEASE THAT.
>> TO STICK IT BACK.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HERE'S WHERE MY BRAIN
GOES NOW BECAUSE I'M THINKING
ABOUT THESE SUPERHERO MOVIES AND
PARTICULARLY THE FLASH MOVIE.
HE'S GOT MICHAEL KEATON REPROOE
PRIZING HIS ROLE AS BATMAN.
YOU'VE GOT BEN AFFLECK ALSO
BATMAN.
ARE WE GOING TO SEE MULTIVERSE
CATWOMAN ‐‐ WOMEN ‐‐ WOMANS.
I'M NOT SURE.
IN THIS.
IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE
A COMMENT ON?
GO AHEAD.
>> IF I CAN DIRECT IT.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN DIRECT IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I THINK THEY'RE HALFWAY THROUGH
IT.
SO THAT'S A ‐‐ THAT IS A NO,
THEN, I GUESS?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS
MOVIE.
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ‐‐ HALLE
BERRY IS SCARY.
FOR REAL.
IT'S CALLED "BRUISED."
IT OPENS IN SELECT THEATERS
WEDNESDAY AND ON NETFLIX
NOVEMBER 24th.
HALLE BERRY, EVERYONE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH ELLE FANNING.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW.
MUSIC FROM LITTLE SIMZ IS ON THE
WAY.
YOU ALL RIGHT OVER THERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Guillermo: I'M SO HAPPY.
SHE'S SO NICE.
SHE'S SO HOT.
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE GAVE ME A HUG.
OH, MY GOD.
INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
LOOK HAPPIER THAN YOU DO RIGHT
NOW.
>> Guillermo: OH, MY GOD.
I WANT TO GO WITH HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO?
I'M GOING TO INTERVIEW ELLE
FANNING AND THEN WE'LL CALL YOUR
WIFE REAL QUICK.
WE'LL SEE IF IT'S OKAY FOR YOU
TO GO WITH HER.
>> Guillermo: SHE WOULD SAY OF
COURSE, GO WITH HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS
BEEN APPEARING ON THE SHOW SINCE
SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S NOW A GROWNUP WHO'S BEEN
NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE.
SEASON 2 OF "THE GREAT"
PREMIERES FRIDAY ON HULU.
PLEASE WELCOME ELLE FANNING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ELLE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONLY ‐‐ NOW
YOU'RE HAPPIER THAN GUILLERMO.
I MEAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> WELL, HALLE BERRY'S HERE.
WHAT'S NOT TO BE HAPPY ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET HALLE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW HER?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
>> BUT I WATCHED HER.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE THE
HAPPIEST PERSON I THINK I'VE
EVER MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I
MEAN THAT AS A GREAT COMPLIMENT.
I REALLY DO.
>> I JUST REALLY LIKE TALK
SHOWS.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
NORMALLY YOU'RE SULEN?
>> YEAH.
IT'S ONLY WHEN I COME ON.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
DO YOU EVER GET REALLY MAD?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO.
IS YOUR MAD A HIGHER LEVEL THAN
OTHER PEOPLE'S MAD?
BECAUSE YOUR HAPPY SEEMS TO BE
AT I AH HIGHER LEVEL.
>> PROBABLY YES.
MY EMOTIONS ARE ‐‐ THERE'S NO IN
BETWEEN WITH ME.
>> Jimmy: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY MAD?
>> OH, GOD.
I GET OVER ‐‐ LIKE I CAN GET
OVERWHELMED.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU SEE?
>> Jimmy: I DID FEEL A LITTLE
BIT.
I DID GET A LITTLE TASTE OF IT.
YOU JUST CAME IN FROM GEORGIA?
IS THAT CORRECT?
>> I DID, YEAH.
I'M FILMING IN SAVANNAH RIGHT
NOW.
>> Jimmy: OH.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BUT I HEAR
IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
>> YEAH, IT'S NICE.
YOU CAN ‐‐ IT'S LIKE KIND OF
LIKE A NEW ORLEANS, YOU CAN
DRINK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
JUST PULL OVER AND HAVE A DRINK?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
IS THAT WHAT GOES ON?
YOU CAN DRINK ON THE SIDE OF THE
ROAD?
>> THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S VERY ‐‐ IT'S LIKE A VERY
HAUNTED TOWN.
SOME PEOPLE THERE SAY IT'S MORE
HAUNTED THAN NEW ORLEANS.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHO SAYS THAT?
LIKE A TOUR GUIDE OR SOMETHING?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
WE DID ACTUALLY GO ‐‐ I SPENT
HALLOWEEN THERE AND WE ‐‐ THE
CAST OF THAT, WE GOT A ‐‐ RENTED
LIKE A HEARSE TOUR AND GOT ON
THE BACK OF THE HEARSE.
WE WERE ALL DRESSED UP IN OUR
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND HAD OUR
DRINKS AND, YEAH, AL WAS OUR ‐‐
IT WAS LIKE ALBERT.
YOU CAN CALL ME AL.
THE HEARSE MAN WHO DRIVES
EVERYONE AROUND.
AND TELLS THEM, YOU KNOW, GHOST
STORIES.
BUT I FELT BAD.
I DON'T THINK HE WAS LIKE
PREPARED, QUITE PREPARED FOR ALL
THESE ACTORS COMING ON THE TOUR.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> YOU KNOW, WE WERE KIND OF
STEALING HIS THUNDER.
WE WEREN'T REALLY LISTENING TO
AL THE WAY HE WANTED US TO, I
THINK.
>> Jimmy: WAS AL TRYING TO GET
SPOOKY AND SCARE YOU AND YOU
GUYS WERE SCREWING AROUND?
>> HE WAS.
WE'RE LIKE YEAH, BOO TO YOU, AL,
TOO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU DRESSED
AS ON THE HEARSE?
>> I WAS BRITNEY SPEARS.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS BEFORE SHE WAS
FREED.
OR MAYBE THIS WAS IN BETWEEN ONE
OF THE MANY TIMES SHE HAS NOW
BEEN FREED.
>> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE RIDING
AROUND IN A HEARSE, AND DID YOU
SEE ANY GHOSTS?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: I BET NO ONE EVER
DOES, RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A
GHOST?
>> YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE.
I HAVE THIS STORY IN MY MIND
THAT I DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT
HAVE ‐‐ LIKE DID I DREAM THIS?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S REAL IN MY MIND.
BUT THERE'S ONE TIME, MY
CHILDHOOD HOUSE WHERE I WAS ON
THE STAIRS.
I WAS LIKE FOUR STAIRS UP.
AND I LOOKED TO MY LEFT AND
THERE WAS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN
OUR LIVING ROOM AND IT MADE ME
JUMP SO MUCH THAT I REMEMBER I
JUMPED ALL THE FOUR FLIGHTS.
LIKE I JUMPED ‐‐ NOT FLIGHTS BUT
THE FOUR STEPS.
RAN INTO THE DEN TO WATCH TV
WITH MY FAMILY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS REAL.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE SCARED,
YOU WERE TERRIFIED BY THE GHOST
BUT YOU GUYS IMMEDIATELY STARTED
WATCHING TV?
>> YEAH.
I WAS LIKE TURN ON THE REALITY
TELEVISION, QUICK.
>> Jimmy: WOW.pSO DO YOU BELIEV?
YOU DO BELEVE IN GHOSTS.
>> I KIND OF DO.
>> Jmmy: HERE'S WHY I DON'T.
CAN I TELL YOU?
>> SURE.
I'M OPEN.
>> Jimmy: WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
I'M JUST LIKE NOT ONE OF THOSE
GUYS.
BUT I JUST ‐‐ I THINK THAT IF
GHOSTS LIKE HAUNTED THE PLACE
WHERE THEY DIED, WHICH IS KIND
OF LIKE THE THING, RIGHT?
THAT THE HOSPITAL WOULD BE
JAM‐PACKED WITH THEM.
WOULDN'T IT BE ‐‐ LIKE YOU
WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MOVE BECAUSE
THERE WOULD BE SO MANY GHOSTS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALMOST NEVER
HOSPITAL, DO YOU? S IN THE ‐
>> YEAH.
I GUESS EVERYONE'S KIND OF LIKE,
WELL, SOME ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW,
HALFWAY OUT.
SO MAYBE THEY'RE ‐‐ ON THEIR WAY
TO THE OTHER SIDE IN THE
HOSPITAL.
SENSING IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE
RATIONALIZING THIS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE AT THAT
LACMA, THE MUSEUM ARTS AND MOVIE
EVENT THEY HAD.
>> I WAS.
>> Jimmy: THIS WAS A BIG GALA
PARTY THAT HIT THE NEWS BECAUSE
THERE'S THIS PICTURE OF JEFF
BEZOS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
SWOONING OVER LEO DiCAPRIO.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WITNESS THAT
SWOONING?
>> I DID SEE THAT VIDEO.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW THE VIDEO.
>> I DIDN'T SEE ‐‐ I DIDN'T SEE
THE P SWOONING.
I WASN'T THAT NEAR TO THEM.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU SWOONING OVER
LEO DiCAPRIO?
>> WHO ISN'T?
>> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, I CAN
UNDERSTAND THAT.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF HAVE TO.
LIKE IF I WAS HIM I'D BE BUMMED
IF SOMEBODY DIDN'T.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT?
I KNOW KAMI, HIS GIRLFRIEND.
I KNOW HER WELL.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DO?
SO YOU'RE IN THE CIRCLE WITH
THEM.
>> I KNOW HER WELL.
BUT YEAH, WE WERE ‐‐ WELL, I
WAS ‐‐ SO I GOT ‐‐ I'M A HUGE
"SQUID GAME" LIKE ‐‐ I LOVE
"SQUID GAME."
DID YOU WATCH IT?
>> Jimmy: I DID NOT WATCH IT.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> Jimmy: SEEMS TOO VIOLENT FOR
ME.
>> YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST TO BE IN
THE KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I'VE HAD THIS
CONVERSATION WITH MY WIFE A LOT
OF TIMES.
I SAID I FEEL LIKE WE'RE NOT
DOING OUR JOBS WATCHING THIS
SHOW.
SHE'S LIKE TOO BLOODY FOR ME.
NO THANK YOU.
>> MY MOM'S LIKE NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS MY WIFE, YEAH.
BUT YOU LOVE "SQUID GAME."
>> I DO.
AND THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" WAS
THERE.
>> Jimmy: OH, I SEE.
>> SO IT WAS M MIY MISSION.
I'M LIKE I'M GETTING A SELFIE
WITH ‐‐
>> Jimmy: THE SQUIDERS.
YEAH.
>> THE SQUIDOS.
I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
THEY'RE GREAT.
SUCH GOOD ACTORS.
THEY'RE SO GOOD.
SO I DID GET A SELFIE WITH THEM.
BUT THEN IT WAS INTERESTING
BECAUSE LEO WAS ‐‐ I WAS KIND OF
AROUND THERE AND HE WAS LIKE ALL
RIGHT, CAMI AND I WERE FREAKING
OUT.
HE'S LIKE GUYS, ACT COOL.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIKE YEAH.
AND THEY WERE LIKE IT'S "SQUID
GAME."
HE'S LIKE IT IS?
WHERE?
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
OH.
WOW.
>> YEAH.
SO HE WAS LIKE EXCITED TOO.
>> Jimmy: SO HE WAS NOT BEING
COOL WITH THE "SQUID GAME"
PEOPLE.
HE WAS A FAN ALL OF A SUDDEN.
YOU ‐‐ THIS SHOW OF YOURS IS
BASED ON ‐‐ WELL, IT'S BASED ON
A REAL PERSON.
A PERSON WE ASSUME IS REAL.
WE'VE NEVER SEEN HER.
CATHERINE THE GREAT.
>> HE WHY.
>> Jimmy: IN WHAT, THE 1700s?
>> 1800s.
WELL, NO, 1700s.
18th CENTURY.
>> Jimmy: 18th CENTURY.
AND IS IT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
AT ALL?
>> IT IS.
WELL, SOME THINGS ARE.
WE TAKE A LOT OF LIBERTIES.
THIS IS NOT LIKE A HISTORY
LESSON.
I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT GO INTO
IT THINKING THAT WE ARE TEACHING
YOU ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY HERE.
WE MAKE A LOT OF STUFF UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOR SURE.
TONY McNAMARA IS THE WRITER AND
THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW AND OUR
SHOW RUNNER.
HE'S THE MOST WILD IMAGINATION
IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND
INCREDIBLE.
P BUT THERE IS ‐‐ CATHERINE THE
GREAT DID A LOT OF PROGRESSIVE
AND AMAZING THINGS IN HER TIME.
AND WE DO SHARE THAT BECAUSE
THAT HORSE RUMOR ABOUT HER THAT
SHE LIKE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
RIGHT.
>> THE PROPAGANDA.
LIKE ABOUT CATHERINE THE GREAT.
AND SO SHE ‐‐ THIS WOMAN IN
HISTORY DID THESE INCREDIBLE
THINGS AND THEN IN OUR WORLD
WE'VE REDUCED HER TO THAT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> SO OUR SHOW IS HOPEFULLY
GIVING HER, YOU KNOW, MORE
CREDIT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF IE
IVERMECTIN.
AND HAVE YOU DETERMINED WHETHER
THAT STORY WAS TRUE OR NOT?
>> WELL, IN THE FIRST SEASON OF
THE SHOW WE MENTION IT A BIT,
BUT SHE KEEPS ‐‐ LIKE CATHERINE
IS LIKE OH GOD, NO ONE WILL EVER
REMEMBER THAT.
BECAUSE IT WAS BASICALLY THE
FIRST FORM OF SLUT SHAMING.
BECAUSE SHE REALLY HAD A LOT OF
LOVERS AND WAS VERY LIKE FREE
SEX AND OPEN.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
AND THEY SAID OH ‐‐
>> OH, SHE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE.
SO THAT'S WHAT SHE'S BEEN
REDUCED TO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
I NEVER IMAGINED OUR
CONVERSATION WOULD TAKE THIS
TURN.
>> I KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE WENT RIGHT FROM
"SQUID GAME" TO THIS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
>> IT'S A LOT.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> IT'S FUN.
I HAVEN'T ‐‐ LIKE WITH THE
AUDIENCE.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW.
EVERYBODY'S HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND SEASON 2 OF OF "THE GREAT"
PREMIERES FRIDAY ON HULU.
ELLE FANNING, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH LITTLE SIMZ.
♪
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: IT IS MUSIC TIME.
HER ALBUM IS CALLED "SOMETIMES I
MIGHT BE INTROVERT."
WITH HELP FROM JABBAWOCKEEZ,
LITTLE SIMZ!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ HEY
♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
♪ YOU KNOW
♪ WHY THEY WANNA PUT ME IN A
BOX ♪
♪ THINK THEY'RE COMING FOR MY
SPOT ♪
♪ I COULD BUY YOUR
LIFE WITH NO EXCUSES
IF I HAD A PENNY FOR ALL ♪
♪ THE RAPPERS THAT
I INFLUENCED WOO‐WOO
I KNOW WHAT I BRING ♪
♪ NO I AIN'T STUPID
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT ON
SOMEONE THAT ISN'T BEING ♪
♪ THEIR TRUEST TRUE, TRUE
FIGURED I'D JUST LEAVE
YOU ‐‐ TO IT ♪
♪ BUT WATCH HOW YOU STEP
PROMISE YOU DON'T WANNA
SEE ME LOSE IT ♪
♪ NO, NO
‐‐KNOW I GOT THIS
‐‐ ON LOCK ♪
♪ ‐‐ THINK THEY'RE COMING
FOR MY SPOT
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE ♪
♪ DEALING WITH A BOSS
I MAKE WINNINGS OUT
OF ANY LOSS, ANY LOSS ♪
♪ I THINK I DO JUST
WHAT I PLEASE
I'M ALREADY A LEGEND YOU ♪
♪ SHOULD HUMBLE YOUR SPEECH
YEAH, YEAH
AGE 101 DISTURBING THE PEACE
I THINK I'M KANYE WEST ♪
♪ I SEE THE BLOOD
ON THE LEAVES YEAH, YEAH
‐‐ AIN'T READY FOR ♪
♪ MY STEEZ (WOO)
‐‐ WANNA TOUR IN MY SPEED
I'M RUNNING WITH EASE ♪
♪ I AM ME
I AM ME
CATCH UP IF YOU PLEASE ♪
♪ I GOT 'EM
♪
♪ INFLUENTIAL OR NOT
♪ I SHOULD INK IN MY SKIN
♪ ALL THIS INK IN MY PEN
IS WHAT LED ME TO WIN
DO MY TING THEN I DUSS ♪
♪ I DON'T LINGER FOR FUN
OH YOU WISH YOU COULD COME
WANNA BE MY PLUS‐ONE ♪
♪ GIVE A ‐‐ BOUT YOUR STYLE
OR THE LATEST OF TRENDS
IF YOU KNEW WHAT IT TOOK ♪
♪ JUST TO GET OUT THE ENDS
WANNA STAY WHERE I STAY
KNOW YOU'LL ONLY SURREND ♪
♪ STILL RUNNING WITH EASE
MARATHON NOT SPRINT
YOU COULD TELL I'M ♪
♪ REALLY GOING AT IT
THEY KNOW WHEN I DROP
IT'S PROBLEMATIC ♪
♪ KEEP IT ON THE MOVE
I'M NEVER STATIC
I GO IN THE BOOTH ♪
♪ AND SHOW YOU MAGIC
GOT A HARD DRIVE
FULL OF CLASSICS ♪
♪ I KEEP THAT ‐‐
LOCKED UP IN THE ATTIC
IF I BRING 'EM OUT IT'S ♪
♪ A WRAP THOUGH
I'M NOT SURE IF THESE
BOYS COULD HACK IT ♪
♪ GO
♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE
♪ DEALIN' WITH A BOSS
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE
DEALIN' WITH A BOSS ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
HALLE BERRY, ELLE FANNING, AND
LITTLE SIMZ.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
TOMORROW NIGHT, KIRSTEN DUNST
AND WILMER VALDERRAMA WITH MUSIC
FROM GRACIE ABRAMS.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
GOOD NIGHT.
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