>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT ‐‐
RYAN REYNOLDS ‐‐
"SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER ‐‐
AND MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD AND
MAREN MORRIS.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY KIND, I APPRECIATE
IT.
I'M JIMMY KIMMEL, I'M THE HOST.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
TONIGHT IS A BIG NIGHT FOR
COUNTRY MUSIC HERE ON ABC.
THE CMA AWARDS.
YOU PICKED A GOOD NIGHT TO STAY
UP.
WE'VE GOT RYAN REYNOLDS, SCIENCE
BOB PFLUGFELDER, AND MUSIC FROM
RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS.
THE REAL ONES.
THE ONES YOU SAW AT THE CMAs
TONIGHT IN NASHVILLE WERE
CLONES.
THE REAL ONES ARE WITH US.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE COOL THING ABOUT THE CMA
AWARDS IS YOU CAN WATCH WITHOUT
ANY FEAR THAT KANYE IS GONNA
INTERRUPT AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ODDS ARE VERY LOW.
COUNTRY MUSIC, FOR THE MOST
PART, EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE
OUT.
IT'S THE MOST POPULAR GENRE OF
MUSIC IN THE COUNTRY.
HERE IN L. A. FOR YEARS, WE
DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY MUSIC
RADIO STATION, WE HAD NONE.
NOW WE HAVE ONE.
SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO
PLAY A GAME WITH OUR AUDIENCE
TONIGHT.
IT'S CALLED "COUNTRY STAR OR
LOCAL ATLANTA LAW FIRM?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOUR JOB IS TO GUESS IF THE NAME
I READ BELONGS TO A COUNTRY
MUSIC ARTIST, AN INDIVIDUAL,
DUO, OR GROUP, OR AN
ATLANTA‐AREA LAW FIRM.
GOT IT?
OKAY.
FIRST OFF ‐‐ BUCKLEY BEAL.
A LOT OF LAW FIRMS?
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
THAT IS, YES, A LAW FIRM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT UP ‐‐
ALSTON AND BIRD.
SINGER?
AND THAT IS ‐‐ A LAW FIRM, YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SCROGGINS AND WILLIAMSON.
WE'RE ABOUT SPLIT ON THIS.
SCROGGINS AND WILLIAMSON
IS A LAW FIRM.
[ APPLAUSE ]
GOODMAN McGUFFEY.
SINGER?
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
AND THAT IS ‐‐ A LAW FIRM.
FINCH McCRANIE.
IS IT A SINGER OR ‐‐ LET'S TAKE
A LOOK.
ANOTHER LAW FIRM.
[ APPLAUSE ]
PINKARD AND BOWDEN.
EVERYONE SAYS LAW FIRM.
THAT IS ‐‐ OH, THAT'S COUNTRY
MUSIC, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, SLAPPEY AND SADD.
SLAPPEY AND SADD ‐‐
IS A LAW FIRM.
THEY ALL LOOK HAPPY TO ME.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THANKS FOR PLAYING "COUNTRY STAR
OR LOCAL ATLANTA LAW FIRM."
I MIGHT HAVE TO SELL THAT AS A
NIGHTLY SHOW.
HOLIDAY TRAVEL THIS YEAR IS
EXPECTED TO BE ALMOST AS BUSY AS
IT WAS "PRE‐PANDEMIC."
WHICH I HAVE TO SAY, I DON'T
LIKE THE TERM "PRE‐PANDEMIC."
THE LAST TIME WE WERE
PRE‐PANDEMIC, A PANDEMIC
HAPPENED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ACCORDING TO AAA, AIR TRAVEL
COULD BE UP OVER 80% OVER LAST
YEAR.
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT COVID,
IT GAVE US A GREAT REASON TO
NOT GO ANYWHERE FOR THE
HOLIDAYS.
THE VACCINE TOOK THAT FROM US.
THANKS FOR NOTHING, YOU BIG
MERCK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHILE MANY AMERICANS MAY BE ON
THE MOVE FOR THE HOLIDAYS, OUR
CHRISTMAS GIFTS MIGHT NOT.
MANY RETAILERS ARE EXPECTING
INVENTORY SHORTAGES THIS HOLIDAY
DUE TO SUPPLY‐CHAIN ISSUES LIKE
NOT HAVING ENOUGH TRUCKERS TO
GET THE GOODS TO WHERE THEY NEED
TO GO.
THIS HAS CAUSED CONCERN FOR
CONSUMERS WHO ARE WORRIED THEY
MIGHT NOT GET THEIR CHRISTMAS
GIFTS ON TIME.
SO MUCH SO THAT JOE BIDEN HAD TO
MAKE A STATEMENT ASSURING
AMERICANS THAT HE AND HIS
ADMINISTRATION ARE HARD AT WORK
TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
>> I KNOW A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE
WORRIED WHETHER THERE'S GOING TO
BE ENOUGH STOCK ON THE SHELVES
FOR THANKSGIVING, FOR CHRISTMAS,
WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE
TO GET WHAT YOU NEED BECAUSE
THERE WAS A SHORT SUPPLY LAST
YEAR BECAUSE OF COVID AND A
RANGE OF OTHER THINGS.
WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH SOME LOCAL DELICATESSENS
AND THE MANAGER OF A PIGGLY
WIGGLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF
FIGGY PUDDING AND RIBBON CANDY
TO SUCK ON.
I GOT ON THE HORN WITH THE FIVE
AND DIME TO MAKE SURE THE KIDS
HAVE YO‐YOS, HOWDY DOODY
PUPPETS, PENNY FARTHERINGS AND
SARSAPARILLA.
EVERY STOCKING WILL HAVE A SCOOP
FULL OF BOILED YAMS JUST LIKE
THE OLD DAYS.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,
GETTING BACK TO NORMAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, HE'S RIGHT,
THEY'RE WORKING ON IT, THAT'S
REASSURING.
THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE GREEN
BAY PACKERS, AARON RODGERS, SAYS
THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE HE WON'T
BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAINST NEXT
WEEK BECAUSE HE HAS COVID.
AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, RODGERS
TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID, LIED
ABOUT GETTING VACCINATED, AND
IGNORED THE NFL MASK POLICY.
THE NFL LAST NIGHT DECIDED TO
PENALIZE RODGERS AND THE
PACKERS.
RODGERS WAS FINED $14,650.
WHICH HE SPENDS MORE PER YEAR ON
SCRUNCHIES FOR HIS MAN BUN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE,
CEEDEE LAMB OF THE COWBOYS WAS
FINED MORE THAN $15,000 FOR
HAVING AN UNTUCKED JERSEY.
SO ONCE AGAIN, THE LEAGUE'S
PRIORITIES ARE IN PERFECT ORDER.
WHAT A WEIRD YEAR AARON RODGERS
HAS HAD.
IN JUST A FEW MONTHS, HE WENT
FROM HOSTING "JEOPARDY!" TO
HITCHHIKER TRYING TO STEAL YOUR
KIDNEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE GRAND
OLD REPUBLICAN PARTY,
DONALD JOMAMA TRUMP, GOT SACKED
IN COURT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S HIS MIDDLE NAME, YOU
DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
JOMAMA.
A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED LAST NIGHT
THAT MORE THAN 700 PAGES OF
DOCUMENTS RELATED TO THE ATTACK
ON JANUARY 6th SHOULD BE HANDED
OVER TO CONGRESS AS SOON AS
FRIDAY.
THIS JUDGE WROTE, "PRESIDENTS
ARE NOT KINGS, AND THE PLAINTIFF
IS NOT PRESIDENT."
OUCH.
THAT'S HOW YOU TELL HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU COULDN'T HAVE BROKEN IT A
LITTLE EASIER THAN THAT?
THE LAST TIME TRUMP GOT A
SPANKING LIKE THAT WAS WITH A
COPY OF "FORBES" MAGAZINE, BY
STORMY DANIELS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM WILL HAVE
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO OBSTRUCT
NEXT.
AT THIS POINT TRUMP'S LAWYERS
ARE LIKE THE LOSING‐EST TEAM IN
HISTORY.
OF ANY TEAM EVER.
MORE THAN THE LIONS. RS.‐
[ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ]
MORE THAN THE WASHINGTON
GENERALS.
AND THE GLOBETROTTERS BEAT THEM
LIKE 5,000 GAMES IN A ROW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP OUGHT TO TALK
TO, THE LAWYERS HE OUGHT TO
HIRE?
SLAPPEY AND SADD.
I HEAR THEY'RE THE BEST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN
HOLLYWOOD, WHICH IS HOME TO SOME
OF THE WORLD'S MOST CANCELED
STARS.
AND NOW MORE THAN EVER,
AMERICANS SEEM TO BE FIXATED ON
THE FOIBLES OF THE FAMOUS.
EVERYONE IS READY TO POUNCE.
SO WE WENT ON THE STREET, WE
ASKED FOLKS PASSING BY TO WEIGH
IN ON THE SERIES OF CELEBRITY
SCANDALS WE MADE UP.
NONE OF THESE THINGS ACTUALLY
HAPPENED.
NONE OF THE THINGS WE'LL BE
SAYING WERE SAID, WERE ACTUALLY
SAID.
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM
HAVING STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT
THEM IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF
"CANCEL NATION."
>> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CANCEL
CULTURE.
KEVIN BACON GOT CANCELED, SAYING
AFRICA ISN'T A COUNTRY, WHAT'S
YOUR OPINION?
>> I THINK KEVIN BACON, I DON'T
KNOW IF HE SHOULD BE CANCELED
FOR SAYING THAT, BUT DEFINITELY
A HEFTY FINE, MAYBE SOME
STIPULATIONS.
>> SAYING WHAT?
>> SAYING THAT AFRICA WASN'T A
COUNTRY.
>> FOR THE RECORD?
>> FOR THE RECORD, I THINK THAT
AFRICA IS A COUNTRY.
>> OF COURSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, KYLIE
JENNER GIVING LIP INJECTIONS TO
HER 3‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER?
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'D
PROBABLY CANCEL HER.
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE YOUNG.
I DON'T KNOW IF HER LIPS ARE
FULLY DEVELOPED YET.
>> HER DAUGHTER WANTED IT AND
THEY DID HAVE A PEDIATRICIAN
ADMINISTER IT.
DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY?
>> I THINK THAT WOULD MAKE IT
OKAY.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT OTHER
PEOPLE SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT?
>> HEY, I FEEL IF THE
PEDIATRICIAN'S ON BOARD WITH
THIS, GIVING LIP INJECTIONS TO A
YOUNG CHILD, A 3‐YEAR‐OLD, I
THINK OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD FOLLOW
SUIT IF THEY WANT TO DO IT, AS
LONG AS IT'S PEDIATRICIAN
APPROVED.
>> WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HEARD
STEVE FROM "BLUE'S CLUES" SAID
GOD IS DEAD?
>> I WAS IN MY APARTMENT, IT WAS
ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
>> DO YOU THINK HE DESERVES TO
BE CANCELED FOR THAT?
>> I THINK HE SHOULD DEFINITELY
TALK TO PEOPLE THAT ARE, LIKE,
HIGHER UP ABOVE HIM.
AND THEY SHOULD PROBABL SAY
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD
SAY ON A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION
SHOW.
>> BRADLEY COOPER, HE GOT
CANCELED FOR SAYING PREGNANT
WOMEN SMELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU THINK THAT HE DESERVES
THAT, OR ARE PEOPLE
OVERREACTING?
>> YEAH, IT'S ‐‐ I MEAN, HE
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
THAT.
>> WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST
HEARD THAT BRADLEY COOPER SAID
THAT PREGNANT WOMEN SMELL BAD?
>> I WAS AT THE CONTEMPORARY ART
MUSEUM IN CINCINNATI.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY FRIEND TEXTED ME.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW IT
HAPPENED, I GUESS.
>> WHAT DID SHE TEXT YOU?
>> SHE WROTE, OH MY GOD, I CAN'T
BELIEVE WHAT BRADLEY COOPER JUST
SAID.
>> WHICH FRIEND WAS IT?
>> IT WAS MY FRIEND ‐‐ UM ‐‐
UH ‐‐ SARAH.
>> CAN YOU FIND THE TEXT, DO YOU
HAVE IT?
>> UM, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT A NEW
PHONE, SO ‐‐ YEAH, SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DO YOU THINK THAT KELLY
CLARKSON DESERVES TO BE CANCELED
FOR SHOOTING A TURTLE WITH THE
BB GUN?
>> YES, YOU.
>> CAN YOU ELABORATE?
>> ANIMAL CRUELTY IS WRONG.
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT HER
RESPONSE THAT THE TURTLE DIDN'T
FEEL IT BECAUSE IT WAS JUST IN
THE SHELL?
>> I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE IT ‐DID
DIDN'T HAPPEN.
SHE STILL SHOT A TURTLE WITH A
BB GUN.
>> LeBRON JAMES WAS CAUGHT BY
PLUTONIUM.
DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD BE
CANCELED FOR THAT?
>> I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING.
BECA
PLUTONIUM IS NEVER ANYTHING TO
PLAY AROUND WITH.
LeBRON JAMES BUYING IT?
I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HIM
KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH
PLUTONIUM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS HE WANTING PLUTONIUM
FOR?
IS HE WANTING IT FOR SOMEONE
ELSE?
I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT
ARE UNANSWERED, AND THEY'RE VERY
SERIOUS QUESTIONS.
LeBRON JAMES SHOULD NEVER, NEVER
BE BUYING PLUTONIUM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DO YOU THINK JAMIE LEE CURTIS
DESERVES TO BE CANCELED FOR
SETTING THOSE WILDFIRES IN
CALIFORNIA?
>> NO, I DON'T THINK ‐‐ THIS
CANCEL CULTURE IS DANGEROUS.
IF JAMIE LEE CURTIS WAS SETTING
FIRES, I'M SURE SHE HAD A VERY
GOOD REASON TO DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LIKE WHAT THIS.
>> BURNING DOWN THE MYTH THAT
WOMEN CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL IN
HOLLYWOOD, I DON'T KNOW.
>> OR ARSON?
>> OR ARSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT IS ONE HELL
OF A SPIN.
IT FEELS LIKE EVERY DAY IS
FILLED WITH BAD NEWS, SO MUCH
UNPLEASANTNESS.
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SEE THE
GOOD.
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT
TO LIFT OUR NATION'S SPIRITS IN
SONG.
TO BREAK THIS NEGATIVE NEWS
CYCLE ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH A
VISIT FROM THE SILVER LINING
SINGERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS VERY SPECIAL.
IT GOES LIKE THIS.
I WILL SHARE A HEADLINE FROM
THIS WEEK, AND OUR CHOIR WILL
FIND THE SILVER LINING IN THE
STORY.
ARE WE READY?
♪ WE'RE READY
>> Jimmy: I SAID, ARE WE READY?
♪ WE SAID WE'RE READY
>> Jimmy: EXCELLENT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE DISCUSSED THIS LAST
NIGHT.
KAMALA HARRIS' APPROVAL RATING
IS NOW AT 28%, A HISTORIC LOW
FOR ANY MODERN VICE PRESIDENT.
♪ SHE MAY NOT BE POLLING
WELL WITH HER BASE ♪
♪ BUT AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T
SHOOT AN OLD MAN
IN THE FACE ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: EXCELLENT POINT.
BAD NEWS FOR DRINKERS.
A WINE SHORTAGE IS IN OUR FUTURE
AS EXPERTS PREDICT EXTREMELY LOW
PRODUCTION THIS YEAR DUE TO
CLIMATE CHANGE.
SO WE MIGHT NOT HAVE MUCH WINE.
♪ WINE IS FINE
WINE IS SWEET ♪
♪ BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WON'T STAIN
YOUR RUG OR YOUR TEETH ♪
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ IT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT
NOT SOMETHING YOU NEED
ROLL A LITTLE SOMETHING
CALLED WEED, WEED, WEED ♪
♪ PUFF PUFF PUFF
WEED, WEED, WEED
MARIJUANA ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF
MARIJUANA CAN HELP THIS.
THE RAT POPULATION IN NEW YORK
HAS SURGED, AND RAT ACTIVITY HAS
DRASTICALLY INCREASED THERE
BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC.
♪ RATS ARE THE PERFECT GIFT
RATS ARE THE PERFECT GIFT
IF YOU HAVE NO JOB
AND NO MONEY ♪
♪ PUT A RAT UNDER
YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
DON'T BUY THOSE KIDS
A DOG OR CAT ♪
♪ GET A BIG OL' RAT
IN A SANTA HAT
CALL IT A HAMSTER ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CLEVER.
WELL.
KIDS AREN'T GOING TO NEED PETS
BECAUSE AS WIN DOCTOR APPROACHES
AND MORE PEOPLE GO INDOORS, WE
COULD SEE ANOTHER COVID SURGE
THAT COULD NEGATIVELY AFFECT
HOLIDAY PLANS.
♪ HMMM
COVID IS BAD
BUT NOT ALL
HOLIDAY PLANS ARE GOOD ♪
♪ YOU WON'T HAVE TO
GO TO GRANDMA'S
YOU WON'T HAVE TO
GO TO CHURCH ♪
♪ YOU WON'T HAVE TO
SEE THAT UNCLE
WHO DOES HIS OWN RESEARCH ♪
♪ LESS PRESENTS TO BUY
MORE TIME TO GET HIGH
WEED, WEED, WEED ♪
♪ MARIJUANA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE REALLY
INTO WEED.
♪ BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE
YA ♪
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A
LONG WAY TO GO TO HEAL THIS
NATION.
AMERICANS ARE STILL IGNORING
BASIC SCIENCE, NOT WEARING
MASKS, AND EVEN PUNCHING
EMPLOYEES AT COSTCO.
♪ COSTCO?
DID YOU SAY COSTCO? ♪
>> Jimmy: YES.
I DID SAY COSTCO.
♪ FREE SAMPLES
ARE BACK AT COSTCO ♪
♪ FREE SAMPLES ARE BACK AT
COSTCO
YES!
I'LL TAKE ONE PLEASE ♪
♪ A LITTLE SQUARE OF CHEESE
FREE SAMPLES
A TINY CUP OF YOGURT
OR A SIP OF MANGO JUICE ♪
♪ A SPICY COCKTAIL WEINER
AND A TASTE OF
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE ♪
♪ FREE SAMPLES
A THIMBLE FULL OF
SMOOTHIE AND A
MINI CANDY CANE ♪
♪ A BEEF AND CHEESE TAQUITO
AND SOME PORK CHOW MEIN
FREE SAMPLES
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE OKAY ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PUTTING
A POSITIVE SPIN ON EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD AND
MAREN MORRIS ‐‐
♪ WE LOVE MUSIC
>> Jimmy: SCIENCE BOB
PFLUGFELDER IS HERE.
♪ PFLUGFELDER
>> Jimmy: AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH
RYAN REYNOLDS.
♪ WEED, WEED, WEED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ WEED, WEED, WE'D
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW.
TONIGHT, A GENTLEMAN WHO IS HERE
WITH BEAKERS TO AMAZE US WITH
ASTONISHING FEATS OF CHEMISTRY
AND PHYSICS, "SCIENCE BOB"
PFLUGFELDER IS WITH US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
SCIENCE BOB COMES TO TOWN.
ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
YOU'D NEVER TRY TO FREEZE HAN
SOLO IN CARBONITE IS THE MORAL
TO THAT STORY.
THEN LATER, HONOREES AT THE CMA
AWARDS EARLIER TONIGHT, THE
ALBUM IS CALLED "PELAGO," MUSIC
FROM RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS
ON THE MERCEDES‐BENZ STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT,
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND
KEVIN GARNETT WILL BE WITH US.
PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
ACTOR, PRODUCER, GIN TYCOON, AND
CANADIAN NATIONAL TREASURE.
YOU CAN SEE HIM ALONGSIDE
GAL GADOT AND DWAYNE JOHNSON IN
THE NEW MOVIE "RED NOTICE."
IT'S IN THEATERS NOW AND ON
NETFLIX STARTING FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME RYAN REYNOLDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> HEY!
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU.
>> THAT WAS VERY NICE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WHERE'S RYAN?
>> WHERE ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: RYAN REYNOLDS?
>> YEAH, RYAN ‐‐ RYAN COULDN'T
MAKE IT, YEAH.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO ‐‐
>> NO, I GOT A TEXT FROM HIM,
SAID HE WAS RUNNING LATE.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH?
>> WHICH USUALLY MEANS HE'S NOT
GOING TO SHOW UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
SO RYAN'S NOT COMING?
>> NO, HE'S NOT ‐‐ JUST ASKED IF
I WOULD FILL IN.
I JUST ROLLED DOWN THE HILL.
I LIVE RIGHT UP NEAR THE MAGIC
CASTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
>> I LIVE AT THE MAGIC CASTLE,
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIVE AT THE MAGIC
CASTLE?
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
>> DO YOU LIKE MAGIC, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE MAGIC.
>> GIVE ME A NUMBER LARGER THAN
20, LESS THAN 50.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> SAY IT ALOUD.
>> Jimmy: 35.
>> 35.
WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN?
>> Jimmy: NOVEMBER.
>> 35, NOVEMBER.
IS THIS YOUR WATCH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT MY
WATCH.
>> HOLD ON.
IS THIS YOUR WATCH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT MY WATCH.
>> IS THIS YOUR WATCH?
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T
REALLY HAVE A WATCH, NO, NONE OF
THEM ARE MY WATCH ‐‐
>> I'M WORKING ON THAT TRICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU LIVE SO CLOSE IN
THE CASTLE, WHY NOT?
>> IT WAS AN EASY THING.
I'M JUST EXCITED FOR "RED
NOTICE."
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
ARE YOU ‐‐ ARE YOU IN "RED
NOTICE"?
>> I AM NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH.
BUT YOU'RE ‐‐
>> I AM NOT.
BUT TALK ABOUT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN ‐‐
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN A STITCH OF
IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T?
>> BUT YOU'VE GOT RYAN REYNOLDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE, YEAH, DWAYNE "THE
ROCK" JOHNSON, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> GAL GADOT.
[ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE
EXCITED TO SEE THE MOVIE?
>> I'M EXCITED TO SEE IT.
IT OPENED NOVEMBER 12th.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
WELL, WHAT A GOOD FRIEND YOU
ARE, YOU KNOW?
>> I SAW THE BILLBOARDS.
THEY'RE WEARING TEXT SEDOS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> SO, YOU KNOW.
IT'S GOING TO BE CLASSY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I'M SURE IT WILL
BE CLASSY, YEAH.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD.
BECAUSE YOU NOT BEING IN THE
MOVIE AND ALL ‐‐
>> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: BEING HERE TALKING
ABOUT IT.
>> YEAH, JUST ‐‐ JUST HELPING
OUTA BUDDY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SUPER
NICE OF YOU.
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
>> I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU HOPE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: WELL, SURE.
I THINK WE'RE ALL KEEPING OUR
FINGERS CROSSED.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
>> Jimmy: I HAVE SEEN IT AND IT
IS GOOD.
>> OH, OH ‐‐
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUN, A LOT OF
FUN.
>> IS IT ABOUT ‐‐ ABOUT SOMEONE
IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THEIR
APARTMENT?
THEY HAVE 30 DAYS' NOTICE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO.
IT'S ‐‐
>> AND THEY'RE ALL CLASSY REAL
ESTATE AGENTS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, THEY'RE
ART ‐‐
>> THE RUSSIAN GUY WON'T LEAVE
SO THEY'VE GOT TO KILL HIM, THUS
THE RED NOTICE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT ART
THIEVES AND AN FBI AGENT.
YEAH.
I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.
>> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> YEAH.
THAT WOULD HELP ME OUT.
>> Jimmy: CATCH YOU UP, YEAH.
>> YEAH, AND THEN WE ‐‐
>> OKAY, LET'S SHOW THE CLIP.
>> THIS IS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: A MOVIE THAT WILL IS
NOT IN.
>> THIS IS THE CLIP ‐‐ THIS IS
THE ONE WHERE ‐‐ THEY WALK INTO
THE ‐‐ THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH
OTHER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I GUESS WE'LL FIND
OUT.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
>> FUN'S OVER.
GIVE ME THE BAG, TURN AROUND,
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST.
>> OKAY, HOLD ON, I HAVE TWO
QUESTIONS.
OKAY?
FIRST QUESTION ‐‐ WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT JACKET?
IT'S A STATEMENT PIECE.
SOMEWHERE THERE'S A VERY NUDE
COW WHISPERING "WORTH IT."
NUMBER TWO, ON THE WHOLE
ARRESTING ME THING, I TOTALLY
GET IT.
BEATTY DID A BAD, BAD THING.
BUT YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A
BADGE OR SOMETHING TUCKED AWAY
IN THE TURTLENECK, DO YOU?
>> I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU MY
BADGE BECAUSE I'VE GOT A GUN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: "RED NOTICE."
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT?
>> YES!
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> GOD, I COULD EAT THAT RYAN
REYNOLDS UP WITH A SPOON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKE HIM?
>> OH, AND GAL GADOT, SHE WAS
AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: SHE IS.
AND THE ROCK, OF COURSE, DWAYNE
JOHNSON.
>> WAIT, SHE WASN'T IN THE CLIP.
>> Jimmy: WAS NOT IN THE CLIP.
>> SHE DIDN'T WALK THROUGH REAL
QUICKLY?
CAN WE PLAY IT BACK?
>> Jimmy: NEITHER OF YOU WERE IN
THERE, NO.
I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
I DON'T HAVE ‐‐ I DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU.
>> WHY WOULD YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: NO, I ‐‐ DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF
QUESTIONS I WAS PLANNING TO ASK
RYAN?
>> OH, YEAH, FINE, SURE.
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO
>> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR BEAUTIFUL
WIFE, BLAKE LIVELY?
>> MY ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY WIFE, BLAKE, IS WONDERFUL,
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S ‐‐ SHE'S DOING GREAT.
>> Jimmy: DOING GOOD?
>> YEAH, IT'S A BUSY HOUSEHOLD.
SHE'S A GREAT COOK.
>> Jimmy: IS SHE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE LIKE TO
MAKE?
>> OATMEAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
KILLER NACHOS.
>> OH, YEAH?
OKAY, GOOD.
YEAH, THOSE ARE TRICKY
SOMETIMES, THOSE NACHOS.
KIDS ARE GOOD?
>> KIDS ARE GREAT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID THEY GO AS
FOR HALLOWEEN?
>> I HAVE THREE GIRLS.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE OLDEST ONE WENT AS
DEADPOOL.
>> Jimmy: OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S CUTE.
>> THE MIDDLE ONE WENT AS PRIME
MINISTER TRUDEAU OF CANADA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> AND THE BABY, IZZY, WENT AS
DEADPOOL ALSO.
>> Jimmy: DEADPOOL ALSO.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE
ELECTIONS, DID YOU VOTE IN THAT
SNAP ELECTION THEY HAD IN
CANADA?
>> I DID.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> YEAH, I DID.
IT WAS MY DUTY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS A SNAP
ELECTION?
WE DON'T HAVE THAT.
>> IT'S A TERM, MEANS ‐‐ IT JUST
MEANS, GET IT OVER SUPER QUICK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE WE COULD GIVE A
[ BLEEP ].
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW ‐‐
>> SNAP ELECTION, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL
TRAINERS POSTED THIS PHOTOGRAPH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW MUCH TIME ARE YOU SPENDING
IN THE GYM?
>> THAT'S LIKE A SOLID 20
MINUTES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND A LOT OF CIRCUIT TRAINING.
>> Jimmy: IS IT HARD ‐‐
>> WOW, I FORGOT THAT I LOOK
LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO ‐‐
>> RIGHT NOW ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
RELAXED.
TENSED!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU DON'T WANT TO PUNCH ME HERE,
YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR FIST,
OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ONCE YOU DID THAT, I
FEEL LIKE WE MIGHT BE RELATED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME GENETIC
LINKAGE GOING ON THERE.
BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF
PHYSICAL, WHATEVER, WHAT I
UNDERSTAND, RYAN.
>> YES?
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN JUMP, DO A
BACKFLIP, A STANDING BACKFLIP.
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU COULD JUST
DO ON THE SPOT?
>> I FORGOT THAT I CAN DO THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DID?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I CAN?
I CAN DO THAT? p>> Jimmy: YEAH,
OF THE THINGS YOU CAN DO.
>> OH.
I DIDN'T BRING THE RIGHT SHOES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT.
>> YEAH, I JUST HAVE MY
SLIPPERS.
>> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU LEARNED TO
RAP OVER THE QUARANTINE?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN
RAPPING AT HOME?
>> I'VE BEEN RAPPING, YEAH.
RAPPING WITH ‐‐ THE KIDS LOVE
IT.
>> Jimmy: GOSH, I'M SURE THE
AUDIENCE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME
OF THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, YEAH.
THE TWIST IS, I RAP IN FRENCH.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ RAPPING IN FRENCH ]
♪
♪ ZA ZU ZA ZU HEY!
♪
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW THEY SAY
"HO"?
>> THEY DON'T SAY "HO."
THEY SAY "HEY."
>> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING, WOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING THAT YOU
KNOW THAT.
>> I JUST RAPPED THE PLOT OF
"RED NOTICE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOVEMBER 12th.
>> Jimmy: MAY I ASK YOU TO STAY,
BECAUSE RYAN WAS PLANNING TO
STAY AND WE WERE GOING TO DO
SOME SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> Jimmy: WITH "SCIENCE BOB."
>> I LOVE SCIENCE, SO YEAH.
I'M A FIRM BELIEVER.
>> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS "RED
NOTICE," IN THEATERS NOW.
WILL'S NOT IN IT, RYAN REYNOLDS
IS.
IT PREFER FEARS ON NETFLIX
FRIDAY.
WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'LL BE BACK WITH "SCIENCE
BOB."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD
AND MAREN MORRIS IS ON THE WAY.
RYAN REYNOLDS IS NOT WITH US.
WILL FERRELL HAS GRACIOUSLY
STEPPED IN HIS PLACE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A DEDICATED
TEACHER WHO DOES NOT LET SAFETY
GET IN THE WAY.
HERE TONIGHT WITH HIS
19th ATTEMPT TO KILL US ALL,
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO HE
DELIGHTFUL AND DANGEROUS
"SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, "SCIENCE BOB."
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
"SCIENCE BOB" IS NOW ON TIKTOK,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I'M ON THE TIKTOK, YEAH.
>> LOOK AT YOU, YEAH.
>> GOT TO GET SOME NEW CONTENT
UP THERE, TONIGHT MIGHT HELP.
>> Jimmy: WHEN I MET YOU I SAID,
THIS GUY'S GOING TO BE ON TIKTOK
ONE DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ARE YOU A REAL SCIENTIST?
>> I'M A SCIENCE TEACHER.
>> Jimmy: SCIENCE TEACHER, EVEN
BETTER.
>> "SCIENCE BOB" TRIED TO GIVE
ME COCAINE BACKSTAGE.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WIL'S TALKING ABOUT A THIRD
GRADE EXPERIMENT THAT WENT BAD
SO WE'RE TRYING TO UPGRADE YOUR
EXPERIENCE.
A EXPERIMENT, FIRST OF ALL,
ISN'T THE GLASSWARE LOVELY?
>> Jimmy: IT IS.
I IMAGINE YOU TAKING THIS ON THE
PLANE FROM BOSTON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT WAS TRICKY.
A CONTAINER OF PLAIN WATER.
IN THESE FLASKS IS AMMONIA GAS.
AND AMMONIA GAS, THE SMELLY
STUFF YOU CLEAN WITH.
AN INTERESTING TRAIT HERE, I
WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT THAT IS.
I'M GOING TO SET UP UP, THEN
WE'LL EXPLAIN IT.
THIS IS A FLUORESCENT DYE.
THAT'S GOING TO HELP US SEE IT.
O AHEAD AND OPEN THAT, POUR
THAT IN.
LOOKS KIND OF COOL.
CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT, IT'S A
DIFFERENT COLOR, BEAUTIFUL.
WE'VE INVENTED MOUNTAIN DEW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> STIR THAT UP.
WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT I'M
GOING TO ASK WILL, WE'LL TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF YOUR HEIGHT.
A LITTLE DROP OF WATER, SEE THAT
LITTLE TUBE WAY UP TOP?
>> WAY UP THERE?
>> YEAH, WAY UP THERE.
>> I DO HAVE VERTIGO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BAD VERTIGO.
RIGHT THERE?
>> THAT'S IT, FILL HER UP.
WHAT'S IN THE DROPPER?
THAT'S JUST WATER.
>> WHY DO I JUST GET WATER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> PERFECT, ALL RIGHT.
SO NOW I'M GOING TO OPEN THIS
UP, AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF WE
CAN GET ALL THIS WATER INTO
THESE.
WE'RE GOING TO DEFY GRAVITY.
>> IMPOSSIBLE.
>> WITH SCIENCE.
GOING TO LET THAT WATER IN.
AND THEN WHEN WE DO THAT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING HAPPENS,
RIGHT?
>> WELL, TYPICALLY.
>> Jimmy: YET NOTHING IS
HAPPENING.
>> NO.
JIMMY, WE'VE NEVER HAD AN
EXPERIMENT GO BAD ON US.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVEN'T?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE A COUPLE OF
THEM DID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: REMEMBER I GOT SHOT IN
THE FACE BY ALL THAT STUFF?
>> "SCIENCE BOB," IS THIS YOUR
WATCH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT TRICK'S GOING TO WORK
EVENTUALLY, I AM GOING TO MEET
SOMEONE EVENTUALLY.
>> SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE
DO, SMASH IT OR SOMETHING?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE GIVE AND
UP GO TO THE NEXT THING?
THAT'S WHAT I DO IN LIFE.
>> GO ON TO THE FIRE?
>> Jimmy: WOW, WE TURNED WATER
GREEN.
>> WE TURNED WATER GREEN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS A FIRST.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ABOUT
THIS.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE
"SCIENCE BOB" CRAZY.
>> SO THAT IS REALLY WEIRD.
WE'RE GOING TO OF TO FIGURE THIS
ONE OUT.
LET'S HOPE THIS GOES BETTER.
>> Jimmy: I HOPE IT DOESN'T
WORK.
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU PUT
GLOVES ON.
ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT, GET THAT GOING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
WHAT'S THE CANDY CORN FOR?
>> I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW
SCIENTISTS GET RID OF OLD
HALLOWEEN CANDY.
IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE, WE'VE
GOT OLD HALLOWEEN CANDY.
ARE YOU ON TEAM CANDY CORN OR
NO?
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A TEAM CANDY
CORN?
>> THERE MIGHT BE.
>> Jimmy: I'LL EAT FOUR, THEN I
GET SICK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT YOU HERE.
WILL, IF YOU CAN COME OVER
HERE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: PUT THOSE IN THE GREEN
STUFF OVER THERE, YEAH, YEAH.
>> OH!
IT WORKED!
>> WE DID IT!
>> WHAT DID YOU DO?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> GO, GO!
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE KNOWN YEAH GAS ‐‐
LOOK AT IT, IT'S WORKING
BEAUTIFULLY NOW.
>> THERE WAS A CHEMICAL COMPOUND
IN THE CANDY CORN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S CANDY CORN ALL
THIS TIME THAT WE NEEDED, WOW.
>> COME OVER HERE.
>> Jimmy: WILL IS THE CHAMPION,
I GUESS, HUH?
>> WE'VE GOT THIS OXIDIZER IN
HERE.
I'M GOING TO TURN OFF THE
BURNERS.
PUT THEM IN HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THOSE.
PUT THOSE IN YOUR HAND.
DUMP THOSE INTO THIS.
AND THESE SHOULD BREAK APART THE
MOLECULES OF THE SUGAR IN THESE,
RELEASING HEAT AND ENERGY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT,
ALL RIGHT.
>> TURN THESE OFF.
AND THOSE ARE GOING TO GO IN
THERE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
FILL HER UP.
>> Jimmy: FILL HER UP!
WHOA!
WOW.
>> OH, THERE WE GO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MOLECULES OF SUGAR ARE
GETTING TORN APART!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST FROM THE
CANDY CORN?
>> YEAH, THAT NEENERGY, IF YOU
WERE TO EAT THOSE CANDY CORNS,
THAT'S THE ENERGY THAT GOES IN
YOU.
>> Jimmy: THEN WHY DOES IT MAKE
US FAT INSTEAD OF MAKING US
STEAM?
>> I KNOW, IT'S MORE AND MORE
ENERGY.
YOURS IS DOING WELL THERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW.
>> STEP BACK, IT'S GETTING A
LITTLE STRONG.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK.
"SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER IS
HERE, BE RIGHT BACK!
>> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH WILL
FERRELL AND SCIENCE BOB.
YOU CAN SEE MORE OF BOB'S
SCIENCE DEMOS AT
@REALSCIENCEBOB ON TIKTOK.
HE DANCES AND CRAZY STUFF.
WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION?
>> THIS IS AN AR MANIFOLD.
I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR
BARBECUES.
WHEN SCIENTISTS GET AROUND, THEY
HAVE COME UP WITH A WAY TO COOK
A HOT DOG WITH ZERO CLEANUP.
NO GRILL, NO TONGS, NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> ZERO CLEANUP.
WE'RE GOING TO USE THE KIWANDA
EFFECT.
>> Jimmy: THE KIWANDA EFFECT?
>> JIM KIWANDA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOT JIM, NO.
THE TENDENCY OF A MOVING
FLUID ‐‐
>> Jimmy: THE SCIENTIST, JIM
KIWANDA, WHO CAME UP WITH
THIS ‐‐
>> FOCUS, BOYS.
[ CHEERS ]
THE TENDENCY OF A MOVING FLUID
TO GO AROUND A CURVED SURFACE.
IT'S WHY YOU CAN'T POUR CLEANLY
OUT OF A MUG BECAUSE IT'S A
ROUND EDGE.
WE'RE GOING TO TURN ON THIS AIR.
HOLD THIS JUST ABOUT LIKE THAT.
IF YOU DO IT JUST RIGHT, YOU CAN
LET GO AND IT WILL FLOAT IN AIR.
ONCE WE DO THAT, WE CAN GRAB ONE
OF THESE BURNERS AND WE CAN
ROAST IT.
I SUGGEST YOU GO BOTTOM UP,
TENDS TO WORK A LITTLE BETTER.
TAKE YOUR PLACES.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> WILL, OVER THERE.
PUT YOU OVER THERE.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME OF
THESE THINGS FLOATING.
HERE COMES THE AIR.
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
LIKE ‐‐ THAT!
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> HEY!
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
SEE THAT HOT DOG?
WOW.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
WHAT?
>> THAT'S GOING TO GO FOR IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> WHOA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WE NEED SOME KIND OF MUSTARD GUN
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> YEAH, THERE WE GO.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DO HAVE A
MUSTARD GUN, WONDERFUL, WOW.
[ CHEERS ]
>> THERE'S NO MESSY CLEANUP!
>> NO MESSY CLEANUP.
LET'S GET TO THE CHIPS.
COME ON OVER.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU GUYS PUT
ON THESE GLOVES NOW.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, GREAT.
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IS I GET
A LOT OF GLOVES WHEN YOU'RE
AROUND.
>> IT IS TRUE.
WE'VE ALL GOT GLOVES THIS TIME.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO,
USE THE MOST SAFETY EQUIPMENT
WE'VE EVER USED ON SHOATE.
AND IT'S TO OPEN A BAG OF CHIPS.
>> Jimmy: I AM WEARING A CUP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, GREAT.
YEAH.
>> I'M WEARING A DANCE BELT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUT OUR EAR
PROTECTION ON.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
THIS IS FOR WHAT, THE EXPLOSION?
>> ALL RIGHT, I CAN SORT O
HEAR.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU CAN'T HEAR?
>> WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU EACH
A STICK.
ON THE END OF THIS SICK IS A
FLAMMABLE MATERIAL.
>> Jimmy: [ BLEEP ] SEXY.
>> OH, AM I ‐‐
>> Jimmy: OH, SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: NOW I CAN'T HEAR
ANYTHING.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO LISTEN.
I'VE TAKEN THESE CHIP BAGS.
EXCEPT I'VE REPLACED THE AIR
WITH HYDROGEN GAS.
>> Jimmy: OH.
WHY?
>> IF ALL GOES WELL, INSTEAD OF
JUST TEARING IT OPEN, BECAUSE
WHO HAS THE TIME, WE'RE GOING TO
EXPLODE THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE THE "HINDENBURG."
>> YOU'RE GOING TO BRING THEM TO
THE SHINY PIECE.
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE PUT THE EAR
THINGS ON TOO SOON.
>> PROBABLY.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN.
>> JUST A SECOND.
ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
TAKE THAT OFF.
TAKE THIS OFF.
>> Jimmy: COVER YOUR EARS, THIS
THING'S ABOUT TO BLOW!
>> ARMS OUT.
HERE WE GO.
TOUCH TO IT THAT SHINY SILVER
PART.
>> Jimmy: WHOA!
>> THERE WE GO!
THAT IS HOW WE OPEN CHIPS.
>> Jimmy: CAN WE GET THAT IN
SLOW MOTION?
>> WHICH ONE'S ON FIRE?
WOW, THAT'S NICE.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WELL, WE'VE DONE IT ALL.
THIS TURNED INTO A COOKING
SEGMENT, "SCIENCE BOB."
>> PARTY TIME AT THE SCIENTIST'S
HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
"SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER,
EVERYBODY!
@REALSCIENCEBOB ON TIKTOK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC
FROM RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS.
WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: HIS ALBUM IS CALLED
"PELAGO."
HERE WITH THE SONG "CHASING
AFTER YOU," RYAN HURD AND
MAREN MORRIS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ YOU COME OVER WHEN
YOUR WINE'S ALL GONE
ALWAYS CATCH ME
WHEN I'M NOT THAT STRONG ♪
♪ THEN YOU WIND UP
STAYING ALL NIGHT LONG
AIN'T NOTHIN' NEW ♪
♪ THEN I WAKE UP WITH
YOU ON MY CHEST
YOU GOT A WAY OF
MAKING ME FORGET ♪
♪ GIRL WITH YOU THE
ANSWER'S ALWAYS YES
EVERY TIME YOU CALL ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW
YEAH I KNOW
IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪
♪ 'TILL YOU WALK
'TILL YOU WALK
BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪
♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE
LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪
♪ EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪
♪ YOU COME BACK
TO THE LOVE
YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪
♪ DON'T KNOW WHY
DON'T KNOW WHY
I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪
♪ GUESS I LOVE
CHASING AFTER YOU ♪
♪ LISTEN
WISH I COULD QUIT YOU
BUT IT FEELS TOO GOOD ♪
♪ IF I COULD TURN IT OFF
YOU KNOW I WOULD ♪
♪ BUT SOMETHIN' 'BOUT YOU
MAKES ME THINK WE COULD
MAKE IT AFTER ALL ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW
YEAH I KNOW
IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪
♪ 'TILL YOU WALK
'TILL YOU WALK
BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪
♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE
LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪
♪ EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪
♪ YOU COME BACK
TO THE LOVE
YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪
♪ DON'T KNOW WHY
DON'T KNOW WHY
I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪
♪ GUESS I LOVE
CHASING AFTER YOU ♪
♪
♪ YOU COME OVER WHEN
YOUR WINE'S ALL GONE
ALWAYS CATCH ME WHEN
I'M NOT THAT STRONG ♪
♪ THEN YOU WIND UP
STAYING ALL NIGHT LONG
AIN'T NOTHIN' NEW ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW
YEAH I KNOW
IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪
♪ 'TILL YOU WALK
'TILL YOU WALK
BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪
♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE
LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪
♪ YEAH EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪
♪ YOU COME BACK
TO THE LOVE
YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪
♪ DON'T KNOW WHY
DON'T KNOW WHY
I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪
♪ GUESS I LOVE
CHASING AFTER YOU
I LOVE CHASING AFTER YOU ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
WILL FERRELL, RYAN REYNOLDS,
"RED NOTICE," CHECK THAT OUT.
THANKS TO "SCIENCE BOB,"
RYAN HURD, AND MAREN MORRIS.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
TOMORROW NIGHT, OUR GUESTS ARE
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND
KEVIN GARNETT.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
RYAN REYNOLDS, TELL HIM I'M
STILL CONFUSED.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.