1 00:00:00,310 --> 00:00:01,278 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S 2 00:00:01,278 --> 00:00:03,543 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 3 00:00:03,543 --> 00:00:04,310 TONIGHT ‐‐ 4 00:00:04,310 --> 00:00:05,778 RYAN REYNOLDS ‐‐ 5 00:00:05,778 --> 00:00:08,047 "SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER ‐‐ 6 00:00:08,047 --> 00:00:09,549 AND MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD AND 7 00:00:09,549 --> 00:00:11,050 MAREN MORRIS. 8 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:12,552 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 9 00:00:12,552 --> 00:00:14,787 >> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY. 10 00:00:14,787 --> 00:00:18,391 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 11 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:20,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 12 00:00:20,693 --> 00:00:28,935 ♪ 13 00:00:28,935 --> 00:00:32,038 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 14 00:00:32,038 --> 00:00:33,206 THAT'S VERY KIND, I APPRECIATE 15 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:33,372 IT. 16 00:00:33,372 --> 00:00:36,075 I'M JIMMY KIMMEL, I'M THE HOST. 17 00:00:36,075 --> 00:00:37,543 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 18 00:00:37,543 --> 00:00:42,882 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 19 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:43,883 TONIGHT IS A BIG NIGHT FOR 20 00:00:43,883 --> 00:00:45,184 COUNTRY MUSIC HERE ON ABC. 21 00:00:45,184 --> 00:00:46,185 THE CMA AWARDS. 22 00:00:46,185 --> 00:00:46,919 YOU PICKED A GOOD NIGHT TO STAY 23 00:00:46,919 --> 00:00:51,157 UP. 24 00:00:51,157 --> 00:00:54,727 WE'VE GOT RYAN REYNOLDS, SCIENCE 25 00:00:54,727 --> 00:00:59,165 BOB PFLUGFELDER, AND MUSIC FROM 26 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:00,066 RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS. 27 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,334 THE REAL ONES. 28 00:01:01,334 --> 00:01:01,934 THE ONES YOU SAW AT THE CMAs 29 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:02,468 TONIGHT IN NASHVILLE WERE 30 00:01:02,468 --> 00:01:04,604 CLONES. 31 00:01:04,604 --> 00:01:05,138 THE REAL ONES ARE WITH US. 32 00:01:05,138 --> 00:01:05,438 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:05,438 --> 00:01:06,038 ONE COOL THING ABOUT THE CMA 34 00:01:06,038 --> 00:01:07,073 AWARDS IS YOU CAN WATCH WITHOUT 35 00:01:07,073 --> 00:01:07,673 ANY FEAR THAT KANYE IS GONNA 36 00:01:07,673 --> 00:01:09,308 INTERRUPT AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. 37 00:01:09,308 --> 00:01:09,609 [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:01:09,609 --> 00:01:10,009 ODDS ARE VERY LOW. 39 00:01:10,009 --> 00:01:10,576 COUNTRY MUSIC, FOR THE MOST 40 00:01:10,576 --> 00:01:11,210 PART, EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE 41 00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:14,213 OUT. 42 00:01:14,213 --> 00:01:16,215 IT'S THE MOST POPULAR GENRE OF 43 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:17,049 MUSIC IN THE COUNTRY. 44 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:18,651 HERE IN L. A. FOR YEARS, WE 45 00:01:18,651 --> 00:01:19,952 DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY MUSIC 46 00:01:19,952 --> 00:01:20,653 RADIO STATION, WE HAD NONE. 47 00:01:20,653 --> 00:01:21,821 NOW WE HAVE ONE. 48 00:01:21,821 --> 00:01:22,555 SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO 49 00:01:22,555 --> 00:01:23,156 PLAY A GAME WITH OUR AUDIENCE 50 00:01:23,156 --> 00:01:25,057 TONIGHT. 51 00:01:25,057 --> 00:01:26,092 IT'S CALLED "COUNTRY STAR OR 52 00:01:26,092 --> 00:01:27,226 LOCAL ATLANTA LAW FIRM?" 53 00:01:27,226 --> 00:01:30,796 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 54 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:32,198 YOUR JOB IS TO GUESS IF THE NAME 55 00:01:32,198 --> 00:01:35,034 I READ BELONGS TO A COUNTRY 56 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,769 MUSIC ARTIST, AN INDIVIDUAL, 57 00:01:36,769 --> 00:01:37,803 DUO, OR GROUP, OR AN 58 00:01:37,803 --> 00:01:39,338 ATLANTA‐AREA LAW FIRM. 59 00:01:39,338 --> 00:01:39,839 GOT IT? 60 00:01:39,839 --> 00:01:40,339 OKAY. 61 00:01:40,339 --> 00:01:44,744 FIRST OFF ‐‐ BUCKLEY BEAL. 62 00:01:44,744 --> 00:01:47,246 A LOT OF LAW FIRMS? 63 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:47,813 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 64 00:01:47,813 --> 00:01:48,347 THAT IS, YES, A LAW FIRM. 65 00:01:48,347 --> 00:01:49,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 66 00:01:49,782 --> 00:01:50,550 NEXT UP ‐‐ 67 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:59,225 ALSTON AND BIRD. 68 00:01:59,225 --> 00:01:59,492 SINGER? 69 00:01:59,492 --> 00:02:00,159 AND THAT IS ‐‐ A LAW FIRM, YES. 70 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:01,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 71 00:02:01,961 --> 00:02:07,533 SCROGGINS AND WILLIAMSON. 72 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:11,437 WE'RE ABOUT SPLIT ON THIS. 73 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,839 SCROGGINS AND WILLIAMSON 74 00:02:13,839 --> 00:02:14,273 IS A LAW FIRM. 75 00:02:14,273 --> 00:02:15,341 [ APPLAUSE ] 76 00:02:15,341 --> 00:02:18,611 GOODMAN McGUFFEY. 77 00:02:18,611 --> 00:02:18,844 SINGER? 78 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:20,680 OKAY, LET'S SEE. 79 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,682 AND THAT IS ‐‐ A LAW FIRM. 80 00:02:22,682 --> 00:02:25,251 FINCH McCRANIE. 81 00:02:25,251 --> 00:02:25,918 IS IT A SINGER OR ‐‐ LET'S TAKE 82 00:02:25,918 --> 00:02:31,490 A LOOK. 83 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:31,891 ANOTHER LAW FIRM. 84 00:02:31,891 --> 00:02:32,191 [ APPLAUSE ] 85 00:02:32,191 --> 00:02:36,862 PINKARD AND BOWDEN. 86 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:37,997 EVERYONE SAYS LAW FIRM. 87 00:02:37,997 --> 00:02:40,766 THAT IS ‐‐ OH, THAT'S COUNTRY 88 00:02:40,766 --> 00:02:41,067 MUSIC, YEAH. 89 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,235 [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:02:42,235 --> 00:02:54,680 AND FINALLY, SLAPPEY AND SADD. 91 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,083 SLAPPEY AND SADD ‐‐ 92 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:57,950 IS A LAW FIRM. 93 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:58,818 THEY ALL LOOK HAPPY TO ME. 94 00:02:58,818 --> 00:02:59,552 [ APPLAUSE ] 95 00:02:59,552 --> 00:03:00,186 THANKS FOR PLAYING "COUNTRY STAR 96 00:03:00,186 --> 00:03:02,788 OR LOCAL ATLANTA LAW FIRM." 97 00:03:02,788 --> 00:03:03,556 I MIGHT HAVE TO SELL THAT AS A 98 00:03:03,556 --> 00:03:04,690 NIGHTLY SHOW. 99 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:05,725 HOLIDAY TRAVEL THIS YEAR IS 100 00:03:05,725 --> 00:03:06,459 EXPECTED TO BE ALMOST AS BUSY AS 101 00:03:06,459 --> 00:03:07,226 IT WAS "PRE‐PANDEMIC." 102 00:03:07,226 --> 00:03:07,960 WHICH I HAVE TO SAY, I DON'T 103 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,728 LIKE THE TERM "PRE‐PANDEMIC." 104 00:03:08,728 --> 00:03:09,462 THE LAST TIME WE WERE 105 00:03:09,462 --> 00:03:10,196 PRE‐PANDEMIC, A PANDEMIC 106 00:03:10,196 --> 00:03:10,997 HAPPENED. 107 00:03:10,997 --> 00:03:15,534 [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:03:15,534 --> 00:03:17,503 ACCORDING TO AAA, AIR TRAVEL 109 00:03:17,503 --> 00:03:18,337 COULD BE UP OVER 80% OVER LAST 110 00:03:18,337 --> 00:03:19,338 YEAR. 111 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:21,340 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT COVID, 112 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,309 IT GAVE US A GREAT REASON TO 113 00:03:23,309 --> 00:03:23,809 NOT GO ANYWHERE FOR THE 114 00:03:23,809 --> 00:03:24,543 HOLIDAYS. 115 00:03:24,543 --> 00:03:25,144 THE VACCINE TOOK THAT FROM US. 116 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:25,711 THANKS FOR NOTHING, YOU BIG 117 00:03:25,711 --> 00:03:26,345 MERCK. 118 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:29,048 [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:03:29,048 --> 00:03:30,049 WHILE MANY AMERICANS MAY BE ON 120 00:03:30,049 --> 00:03:33,085 THE MOVE FOR THE HOLIDAYS, OUR 121 00:03:33,085 --> 00:03:34,553 CHRISTMAS GIFTS MIGHT NOT. 122 00:03:34,553 --> 00:03:35,554 MANY RETAILERS ARE EXPECTING 123 00:03:35,554 --> 00:03:36,322 INVENTORY SHORTAGES THIS HOLIDAY 124 00:03:36,322 --> 00:03:37,056 DUE TO SUPPLY‐CHAIN ISSUES LIKE 125 00:03:37,056 --> 00:03:37,657 NOT HAVING ENOUGH TRUCKERS TO 126 00:03:37,657 --> 00:03:38,291 GET THE GOODS TO WHERE THEY NEED 127 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:39,592 TO GO. 128 00:03:39,592 --> 00:03:42,595 THIS HAS CAUSED CONCERN FOR 129 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:43,829 CONSUMERS WHO ARE WORRIED THEY 130 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:46,332 MIGHT NOT GET THEIR CHRISTMAS 131 00:03:46,332 --> 00:03:47,833 GIFTS ON TIME. 132 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,601 SO MUCH SO THAT JOE BIDEN HAD TO 133 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:53,572 MAKE A STATEMENT ASSURING 134 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:54,640 AMERICANS THAT HE AND HIS 135 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,641 ADMINISTRATION ARE HARD AT WORK 136 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:56,375 TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 137 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,511 >> I KNOW A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE 138 00:03:58,511 --> 00:03:59,578 WORRIED WHETHER THERE'S GOING TO 139 00:03:59,578 --> 00:04:00,713 BE ENOUGH STOCK ON THE SHELVES 140 00:04:00,713 --> 00:04:01,914 FOR THANKSGIVING, FOR CHRISTMAS, 141 00:04:01,914 --> 00:04:02,948 WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE 142 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:04,317 TO GET WHAT YOU NEED BECAUSE 143 00:04:04,317 --> 00:04:05,818 THERE WAS A SHORT SUPPLY LAST 144 00:04:05,818 --> 00:04:07,019 YEAR BECAUSE OF COVID AND A 145 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:07,987 RANGE OF OTHER THINGS. 146 00:04:07,987 --> 00:04:10,523 WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE 147 00:04:10,523 --> 00:04:12,591 WITH SOME LOCAL DELICATESSENS 148 00:04:12,591 --> 00:04:15,695 AND THE MANAGER OF A PIGGLY 149 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:15,928 WIGGLY. 150 00:04:15,928 --> 00:04:16,395 [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:04:16,395 --> 00:04:20,032 MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF 152 00:04:20,032 --> 00:04:21,867 FIGGY PUDDING AND RIBBON CANDY 153 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:22,468 TO SUCK ON. 154 00:04:22,468 --> 00:04:25,271 I GOT ON THE HORN WITH THE FIVE 155 00:04:25,271 --> 00:04:26,639 AND DIME TO MAKE SURE THE KIDS 156 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:31,177 HAVE YO‐YOS, HOWDY DOODY 157 00:04:31,177 --> 00:04:35,214 PUPPETS, PENNY FARTHERINGS AND 158 00:04:35,214 --> 00:04:35,581 SARSAPARILLA. 159 00:04:35,581 --> 00:04:37,149 EVERY STOCKING WILL HAVE A SCOOP 160 00:04:37,149 --> 00:04:38,684 FULL OF BOILED YAMS JUST LIKE 161 00:04:38,684 --> 00:04:39,485 THE OLD DAYS. 162 00:04:39,485 --> 00:04:41,053 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, 163 00:04:41,053 --> 00:04:41,821 GETTING BACK TO NORMAL. 164 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:44,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 165 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,292 >> Jimmy: WELL, HE'S RIGHT, 166 00:04:46,292 --> 00:04:49,495 THEY'RE WORKING ON IT, THAT'S 167 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:49,795 REASSURING. 168 00:04:49,795 --> 00:04:51,630 THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE GREEN 169 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,065 BAY PACKERS, AARON RODGERS, SAYS 170 00:04:53,065 --> 00:04:54,800 THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE HE WON'T 171 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,602 BE ABLE TO PLAY AGAINST NEXT 172 00:04:56,602 --> 00:04:58,838 WEEK BECAUSE HE HAS COVID. 173 00:04:58,838 --> 00:05:00,106 AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, RODGERS 174 00:05:00,106 --> 00:05:00,840 TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID, LIED 175 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:06,045 ABOUT GETTING VACCINATED, AND 176 00:05:06,045 --> 00:05:06,812 IGNORED THE NFL MASK POLICY. 177 00:05:06,812 --> 00:05:07,546 THE NFL LAST NIGHT DECIDED TO 178 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:08,814 PENALIZE RODGERS AND THE 179 00:05:08,814 --> 00:05:09,048 PACKERS. 180 00:05:09,048 --> 00:05:09,582 RODGERS WAS FINED $14,650. 181 00:05:09,582 --> 00:05:11,550 WHICH HE SPENDS MORE PER YEAR ON 182 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:12,318 SCRUNCHIES FOR HIS MAN BUN. 183 00:05:12,318 --> 00:05:14,553 [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:05:14,553 --> 00:05:16,055 JUST TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, 185 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:17,289 CEEDEE LAMB OF THE COWBOYS WAS 186 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:19,091 FINED MORE THAN $15,000 FOR 187 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:22,328 HAVING AN UNTUCKED JERSEY. 188 00:05:22,328 --> 00:05:23,095 SO ONCE AGAIN, THE LEAGUE'S 189 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:24,330 PRIORITIES ARE IN PERFECT ORDER. 190 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:25,331 WHAT A WEIRD YEAR AARON RODGERS 191 00:05:25,331 --> 00:05:27,333 HAS HAD. 192 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,335 IN JUST A FEW MONTHS, HE WENT 193 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:33,272 FROM HOSTING "JEOPARDY!" TO 194 00:05:33,272 --> 00:05:33,906 HITCHHIKER TRYING TO STEAL YOUR 195 00:05:33,906 --> 00:05:34,140 KIDNEY. 196 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:34,707 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:05:34,707 --> 00:05:36,175 THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE GRAND 198 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:38,177 OLD REPUBLICAN PARTY, 199 00:05:38,177 --> 00:05:38,811 DONALD JOMAMA TRUMP, GOT SACKED 200 00:05:38,811 --> 00:05:41,213 IN COURT AGAIN. 201 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:41,514 [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:42,081 THAT'S HIS MIDDLE NAME, YOU 203 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,416 DIDN'T KNOW THAT? 204 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:44,417 JOMAMA. 205 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:45,418 A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED LAST NIGHT 206 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:50,456 THAT MORE THAN 700 PAGES OF 207 00:05:50,456 --> 00:05:51,123 DOCUMENTS RELATED TO THE ATTACK 208 00:05:51,123 --> 00:05:51,857 ON JANUARY 6th SHOULD BE HANDED 209 00:05:51,857 --> 00:05:52,425 OVER TO CONGRESS AS SOON AS 210 00:05:52,425 --> 00:05:53,325 FRIDAY. 211 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:54,326 THIS JUDGE WROTE, "PRESIDENTS 212 00:05:54,326 --> 00:05:55,327 ARE NOT KINGS, AND THE PLAINTIFF 213 00:05:55,327 --> 00:05:57,329 IS NOT PRESIDENT." 214 00:05:57,329 --> 00:05:58,097 OUCH. 215 00:05:58,097 --> 00:05:58,964 THAT'S HOW YOU TELL HIM? 216 00:05:58,964 --> 00:06:01,901 [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:06:01,901 --> 00:06:02,501 YOU COULDN'T HAVE BROKEN IT A 218 00:06:02,501 --> 00:06:03,202 LITTLE EASIER THAN THAT? 219 00:06:03,202 --> 00:06:03,969 THE LAST TIME TRUMP GOT A 220 00:06:03,969 --> 00:06:06,472 SPANKING LIKE THAT WAS WITH A 221 00:06:06,472 --> 00:06:09,742 COPY OF "FORBES" MAGAZINE, BY 222 00:06:09,742 --> 00:06:10,109 STORMY DANIELS. 223 00:06:10,109 --> 00:06:10,676 [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:06:10,676 --> 00:06:11,310 NOW TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM WILL HAVE 225 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:11,944 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO OBSTRUCT 226 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:12,678 NEXT. 227 00:06:12,678 --> 00:06:13,412 AT THIS POINT TRUMP'S LAWYERS 228 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:14,413 ARE LIKE THE LOSING‐EST TEAM IN 229 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:15,714 HISTORY. 230 00:06:15,714 --> 00:06:16,949 OF ANY TEAM EVER. 231 00:06:16,949 --> 00:06:20,319 MORE THAN THE LIONS. RS.‐ 232 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:20,786 [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] 233 00:06:20,786 --> 00:06:21,554 MORE THAN THE WASHINGTON 234 00:06:21,554 --> 00:06:22,555 GENERALS. 235 00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:25,458 AND THE GLOBETROTTERS BEAT THEM 236 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,025 LIKE 5,000 GAMES IN A ROW. 237 00:06:26,025 --> 00:06:28,427 [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:06:28,427 --> 00:06:30,196 YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP OUGHT TO TALK 239 00:06:30,196 --> 00:06:30,996 TO, THE LAWYERS HE OUGHT TO 240 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:32,097 HIRE? 241 00:06:32,097 --> 00:06:33,999 SLAPPEY AND SADD. 242 00:06:33,999 --> 00:06:34,500 I HEAR THEY'RE THE BEST. 243 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,670 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 244 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:39,371 WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN 245 00:06:39,371 --> 00:06:40,739 HOLLYWOOD, WHICH IS HOME TO SOME 246 00:06:40,739 --> 00:06:42,541 OF THE WORLD'S MOST CANCELED 247 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:42,775 STARS. 248 00:06:42,775 --> 00:06:44,677 AND NOW MORE THAN EVER, 249 00:06:44,677 --> 00:06:46,879 AMERICANS SEEM TO BE FIXATED ON 250 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:48,113 THE FOIBLES OF THE FAMOUS. 251 00:06:48,113 --> 00:06:49,682 EVERYONE IS READY TO POUNCE. 252 00:06:49,682 --> 00:06:51,183 SO WE WENT ON THE STREET, WE 253 00:06:51,183 --> 00:06:52,918 ASKED FOLKS PASSING BY TO WEIGH 254 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:54,753 IN ON THE SERIES OF CELEBRITY 255 00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:55,721 SCANDALS WE MADE UP. 256 00:06:55,721 --> 00:06:57,590 NONE OF THESE THINGS ACTUALLY 257 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:57,857 HAPPENED. 258 00:06:57,857 --> 00:06:59,925 NONE OF THE THINGS WE'LL BE 259 00:06:59,925 --> 00:07:01,293 SAYING WERE SAID, WERE ACTUALLY 260 00:07:01,293 --> 00:07:01,627 SAID. 261 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,162 BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM 262 00:07:03,162 --> 00:07:04,330 HAVING STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT 263 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:04,997 THEM IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF 264 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:10,302 "CANCEL NATION." 265 00:07:10,302 --> 00:07:11,770 >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CANCEL 266 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:12,471 CULTURE. 267 00:07:12,471 --> 00:07:14,874 KEVIN BACON GOT CANCELED, SAYING 268 00:07:14,874 --> 00:07:15,975 AFRICA ISN'T A COUNTRY, WHAT'S 269 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:16,909 YOUR OPINION? 270 00:07:16,909 --> 00:07:19,612 >> I THINK KEVIN BACON, I DON'T 271 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:21,046 KNOW IF HE SHOULD BE CANCELED 272 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:22,715 FOR SAYING THAT, BUT DEFINITELY 273 00:07:22,715 --> 00:07:26,418 A HEFTY FINE, MAYBE SOME 274 00:07:26,418 --> 00:07:26,752 STIPULATIONS. 275 00:07:26,752 --> 00:07:27,386 >> SAYING WHAT? 276 00:07:27,386 --> 00:07:29,188 >> SAYING THAT AFRICA WASN'T A 277 00:07:29,188 --> 00:07:29,455 COUNTRY. 278 00:07:29,455 --> 00:07:29,889 >> FOR THE RECORD? 279 00:07:29,889 --> 00:07:31,290 >> FOR THE RECORD, I THINK THAT 280 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:32,591 AFRICA IS A COUNTRY. 281 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:35,194 >> OF COURSE. 282 00:07:35,194 --> 00:07:36,295 [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:07:36,295 --> 00:07:38,464 WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, KYLIE 284 00:07:38,464 --> 00:07:39,932 JENNER GIVING LIP INJECTIONS TO 285 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:41,166 HER 3‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER? 286 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,034 >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'D 287 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:43,068 PROBABLY CANCEL HER. 288 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:46,739 I THINK IT'S A LITTLE YOUNG. 289 00:07:46,739 --> 00:07:49,208 I DON'T KNOW IF HER LIPS ARE 290 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,442 FULLY DEVELOPED YET. 291 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:51,677 >> HER DAUGHTER WANTED IT AND 292 00:07:51,677 --> 00:07:53,212 THEY DID HAVE A PEDIATRICIAN 293 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:53,546 ADMINISTER IT. 294 00:07:53,546 --> 00:07:55,447 DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY? 295 00:07:55,447 --> 00:07:56,048 >> I THINK THAT WOULD MAKE IT 296 00:07:56,048 --> 00:07:58,217 OKAY. 297 00:07:58,217 --> 00:07:59,518 >> DO YOU THINK THAT OTHER 298 00:07:59,518 --> 00:08:01,687 PEOPLE SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT? 299 00:08:01,687 --> 00:08:03,889 >> HEY, I FEEL IF THE 300 00:08:03,889 --> 00:08:05,124 PEDIATRICIAN'S ON BOARD WITH 301 00:08:05,124 --> 00:08:07,026 THIS, GIVING LIP INJECTIONS TO A 302 00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:08,527 YOUNG CHILD, A 3‐YEAR‐OLD, I 303 00:08:08,527 --> 00:08:09,728 THINK OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD FOLLOW 304 00:08:09,728 --> 00:08:11,697 SUIT IF THEY WANT TO DO IT, AS 305 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:12,932 LONG AS IT'S PEDIATRICIAN 306 00:08:12,932 --> 00:08:13,198 APPROVED. 307 00:08:13,198 --> 00:08:14,433 >> WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HEARD 308 00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:16,735 STEVE FROM "BLUE'S CLUES" SAID 309 00:08:16,735 --> 00:08:17,236 GOD IS DEAD? 310 00:08:17,236 --> 00:08:18,971 >> I WAS IN MY APARTMENT, IT WAS 311 00:08:18,971 --> 00:08:19,872 ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 312 00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:20,873 >> DO YOU THINK HE DESERVES TO 313 00:08:20,873 --> 00:08:22,007 BE CANCELED FOR THAT? 314 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,109 >> I THINK HE SHOULD DEFINITELY 315 00:08:24,109 --> 00:08:26,045 TALK TO PEOPLE THAT ARE, LIKE, 316 00:08:26,045 --> 00:08:27,746 HIGHER UP ABOVE HIM. 317 00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:28,847 AND THEY SHOULD PROBABL SAY 318 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:30,015 THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD 319 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:32,651 SAY ON A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION 320 00:08:32,651 --> 00:08:32,851 SHOW. 321 00:08:32,851 --> 00:08:34,153 >> BRADLEY COOPER, HE GOT 322 00:08:34,153 --> 00:08:35,721 CANCELED FOR SAYING PREGNANT 323 00:08:35,721 --> 00:08:36,722 WOMEN SMELL. 324 00:08:36,722 --> 00:08:37,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:38,157 DO YOU THINK THAT HE DESERVES 326 00:08:38,157 --> 00:08:38,591 THAT, OR ARE PEOPLE 327 00:08:38,591 --> 00:08:41,727 OVERREACTING? 328 00:08:41,727 --> 00:08:43,829 >> YEAH, IT'S ‐‐ I MEAN, HE 329 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:44,897 PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID 330 00:08:44,897 --> 00:08:45,097 THAT. 331 00:08:45,097 --> 00:08:46,532 >> WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST 332 00:08:46,532 --> 00:08:47,666 HEARD THAT BRADLEY COOPER SAID 333 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,034 THAT PREGNANT WOMEN SMELL BAD? 334 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:51,704 >> I WAS AT THE CONTEMPORARY ART 335 00:08:51,704 --> 00:08:53,539 MUSEUM IN CINCINNATI. 336 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:53,839 [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:58,344 MY FRIEND TEXTED ME. 338 00:08:58,344 --> 00:08:58,877 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW IT 339 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,714 HAPPENED, I GUESS. 340 00:09:01,714 --> 00:09:03,515 >> WHAT DID SHE TEXT YOU? 341 00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:06,418 >> SHE WROTE, OH MY GOD, I CAN'T 342 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:07,052 BELIEVE WHAT BRADLEY COOPER JUST 343 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:09,054 SAID. 344 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,389 >> WHICH FRIEND WAS IT? 345 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:14,827 >> IT WAS MY FRIEND ‐‐ UM ‐‐ 346 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:15,661 UH ‐‐ SARAH. 347 00:09:15,661 --> 00:09:17,029 >> CAN YOU FIND THE TEXT, DO YOU 348 00:09:17,029 --> 00:09:17,663 HAVE IT? 349 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:20,165 >> UM, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT A NEW 350 00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:21,834 PHONE, SO ‐‐ YEAH, SORRY. 351 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:22,234 [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,268 >> DO YOU THINK THAT KELLY 353 00:09:23,268 --> 00:09:24,637 CLARKSON DESERVES TO BE CANCELED 354 00:09:24,637 --> 00:09:26,405 FOR SHOOTING A TURTLE WITH THE 355 00:09:26,405 --> 00:09:27,239 BB GUN? 356 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:27,773 >> YES, YOU. 357 00:09:27,773 --> 00:09:28,974 >> CAN YOU ELABORATE? 358 00:09:28,974 --> 00:09:30,409 >> ANIMAL CRUELTY IS WRONG. 359 00:09:30,409 --> 00:09:31,777 >> WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT HER 360 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,245 RESPONSE THAT THE TURTLE DIDN'T 361 00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:33,879 FEEL IT BECAUSE IT WAS JUST IN 362 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:35,314 THE SHELL? 363 00:09:35,314 --> 00:09:38,484 >> I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE IT ‐DID 364 00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:39,218 DIDN'T HAPPEN. 365 00:09:39,218 --> 00:09:40,786 SHE STILL SHOT A TURTLE WITH A 366 00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:41,620 BB GUN. 367 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:44,657 >> LeBRON JAMES WAS CAUGHT BY 368 00:09:44,657 --> 00:09:44,923 PLUTONIUM. 369 00:09:44,923 --> 00:09:45,791 DO YOU THINK HE SHOULD BE 370 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:46,925 CANCELED FOR THAT? 371 00:09:46,925 --> 00:09:53,766 >> I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING. 372 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:54,400 BECA 373 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,067 PLUTONIUM IS NEVER ANYTHING TO 374 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,068 PLAY AROUND WITH. 375 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:57,236 LeBRON JAMES BUYING IT? 376 00:09:57,236 --> 00:09:58,737 I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HIM 377 00:09:58,737 --> 00:09:59,338 KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH 378 00:09:59,338 --> 00:09:59,605 PLUTONIUM. 379 00:09:59,605 --> 00:10:04,610 [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:07,179 WHAT IS HE WANTING PLUTONIUM 381 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:07,346 FOR? 382 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:08,414 IS HE WANTING IT FOR SOMEONE 383 00:10:08,414 --> 00:10:08,614 ELSE? 384 00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:09,548 I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT 385 00:10:09,548 --> 00:10:11,350 ARE UNANSWERED, AND THEY'RE VERY 386 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:11,917 SERIOUS QUESTIONS. 387 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,286 LeBRON JAMES SHOULD NEVER, NEVER 388 00:10:14,286 --> 00:10:16,121 BE BUYING PLUTONIUM. 389 00:10:16,121 --> 00:10:16,422 [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:10:16,422 --> 00:10:18,190 >> DO YOU THINK JAMIE LEE CURTIS 391 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:19,892 DESERVES TO BE CANCELED FOR 392 00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:20,793 SETTING THOSE WILDFIRES IN 393 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:21,093 CALIFORNIA? 394 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:22,761 >> NO, I DON'T THINK ‐‐ THIS 395 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:24,196 CANCEL CULTURE IS DANGEROUS. 396 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:26,131 IF JAMIE LEE CURTIS WAS SETTING 397 00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:27,366 FIRES, I'M SURE SHE HAD A VERY 398 00:10:27,366 --> 00:10:28,767 GOOD REASON TO DO IT. 399 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:29,068 [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:29,702 >> LIKE WHAT THIS. 401 00:10:29,702 --> 00:10:31,770 >> BURNING DOWN THE MYTH THAT 402 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:32,838 WOMEN CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL IN 403 00:10:32,838 --> 00:10:34,273 HOLLYWOOD, I DON'T KNOW. 404 00:10:34,273 --> 00:10:34,807 >> OR ARSON? 405 00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:35,107 >> OR ARSON. 406 00:10:35,107 --> 00:10:37,409 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 407 00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:38,343 >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT IS ONE HELL 408 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:45,350 OF A SPIN. 409 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,019 IT FEELS LIKE EVERY DAY IS 410 00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:49,521 FILLED WITH BAD NEWS, SO MUCH 411 00:10:49,521 --> 00:10:49,888 UNPLEASANTNESS. 412 00:10:49,888 --> 00:10:50,956 SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SEE THE 413 00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:51,423 GOOD. 414 00:10:51,423 --> 00:10:52,291 TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT 415 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,127 TO LIFT OUR NATION'S SPIRITS IN 416 00:10:55,127 --> 00:10:55,327 SONG. 417 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:56,028 TO BREAK THIS NEGATIVE NEWS 418 00:10:56,028 --> 00:10:58,430 CYCLE ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH A 419 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,031 VISIT FROM THE SILVER LINING 420 00:10:59,031 --> 00:11:00,799 SINGERS. 421 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:03,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 422 00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:04,737 THIS IS VERY SPECIAL. 423 00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:06,672 IT GOES LIKE THIS. 424 00:11:06,672 --> 00:11:08,807 I WILL SHARE A HEADLINE FROM 425 00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:10,743 THIS WEEK, AND OUR CHOIR WILL 426 00:11:10,743 --> 00:11:11,710 FIND THE SILVER LINING IN THE 427 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:11,910 STORY. 428 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,345 ARE WE READY? 429 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:17,316 ♪ WE'RE READY 430 00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,184 >> Jimmy: I SAID, ARE WE READY? 431 00:11:19,184 --> 00:11:21,120 ♪ WE SAID WE'RE READY 432 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:21,553 >> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. 433 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:29,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 434 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:30,462 >> Jimmy: WE DISCUSSED THIS LAST 435 00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:32,831 NIGHT. 436 00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:33,465 KAMALA HARRIS' APPROVAL RATING 437 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:34,333 IS NOW AT 28%, A HISTORIC LOW 438 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,068 FOR ANY MODERN VICE PRESIDENT. 439 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:36,602 ♪ SHE MAY NOT BE POLLING 440 00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:37,069 WELL WITH HER BASE ♪ 441 00:11:37,069 --> 00:11:38,837 ♪ BUT AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T 442 00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:39,571 SHOOT AN OLD MAN 443 00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:48,814 IN THE FACE ♪ 444 00:11:48,814 --> 00:11:49,782 [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:11:49,782 --> 00:11:50,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 446 00:11:50,282 --> 00:11:50,849 >> Jimmy: EXCELLENT POINT. 447 00:11:50,849 --> 00:11:53,051 BAD NEWS FOR DRINKERS. 448 00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:53,786 A WINE SHORTAGE IS IN OUR FUTURE 449 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:54,419 AS EXPERTS PREDICT EXTREMELY LOW 450 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:55,053 PRODUCTION THIS YEAR DUE TO 451 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,589 CLIMATE CHANGE. 452 00:11:57,589 --> 00:12:00,092 SO WE MIGHT NOT HAVE MUCH WINE. 453 00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:01,326 ♪ WINE IS FINE 454 00:12:01,326 --> 00:12:02,828 WINE IS SWEET ♪ 455 00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:04,096 ♪ BUT THERE'S SOMETHING 456 00:12:04,096 --> 00:12:05,330 THAT WON'T STAIN 457 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,800 YOUR RUG OR YOUR TEETH ♪ 458 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,267 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 459 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:10,469 WHAT'S THAT? 460 00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:12,204 ♪ IT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT 461 00:12:12,204 --> 00:12:13,972 NOT SOMETHING YOU NEED 462 00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:15,474 ROLL A LITTLE SOMETHING 463 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:17,943 CALLED WEED, WEED, WEED ♪ 464 00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,678 ♪ PUFF PUFF PUFF 465 00:12:19,678 --> 00:12:21,914 WEED, WEED, WEED 466 00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:25,551 MARIJUANA ♪ 467 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:32,724 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 468 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:33,692 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF 469 00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:35,194 MARIJUANA CAN HELP THIS. 470 00:12:35,194 --> 00:12:36,328 THE RAT POPULATION IN NEW YORK 471 00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:39,464 HAS SURGED, AND RAT ACTIVITY HAS 472 00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:40,032 DRASTICALLY INCREASED THERE 473 00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:43,969 BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. 474 00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:46,205 ♪ RATS ARE THE PERFECT GIFT 475 00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:49,675 RATS ARE THE PERFECT GIFT 476 00:12:49,675 --> 00:12:51,443 IF YOU HAVE NO JOB 477 00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:53,912 AND NO MONEY ♪ 478 00:12:53,912 --> 00:12:55,180 ♪ PUT A RAT UNDER 479 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:57,916 YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE 480 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,685 DON'T BUY THOSE KIDS 481 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,687 A DOG OR CAT ♪ 482 00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:03,689 ♪ GET A BIG OL' RAT 483 00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:05,424 IN A SANTA HAT 484 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:09,728 CALL IT A HAMSTER ♪ 485 00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:10,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:13:10,028 --> 00:13:10,429 >> Jimmy: CLEVER. 487 00:13:10,429 --> 00:13:14,533 WELL. 488 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,200 KIDS AREN'T GOING TO NEED PETS 489 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,670 BECAUSE AS WIN DOCTOR APPROACHES 490 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,172 AND MORE PEOPLE GO INDOORS, WE 491 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,506 COULD SEE ANOTHER COVID SURGE 492 00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:22,107 THAT COULD NEGATIVELY AFFECT 493 00:13:22,107 --> 00:13:23,442 HOLIDAY PLANS. 494 00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:24,176 ♪ HMMM 495 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:24,910 COVID IS BAD 496 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:25,911 BUT NOT ALL 497 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:28,914 HOLIDAY PLANS ARE GOOD ♪ 498 00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:29,915 ♪ YOU WON'T HAVE TO 499 00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:30,682 GO TO GRANDMA'S 500 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:31,917 YOU WON'T HAVE TO 501 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,919 GO TO CHURCH ♪ 502 00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,421 ♪ YOU WON'T HAVE TO 503 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:38,423 SEE THAT UNCLE 504 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:42,461 WHO DOES HIS OWN RESEARCH ♪ 505 00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:45,464 ♪ LESS PRESENTS TO BUY 506 00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:47,966 MORE TIME TO GET HIGH 507 00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:49,902 WEED, WEED, WEED ♪ 508 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:53,906 ♪ MARIJUANA 509 00:13:53,906 --> 00:13:58,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 510 00:13:58,810 --> 00:13:59,544 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE REALLY 511 00:13:59,544 --> 00:14:03,782 INTO WEED. 512 00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:09,488 ♪ BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE 513 00:14:09,488 --> 00:14:10,322 YA ♪ 514 00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:11,056 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE A 515 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:11,790 LONG WAY TO GO TO HEAL THIS 516 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:12,591 NATION. 517 00:14:12,591 --> 00:14:13,325 AMERICANS ARE STILL IGNORING 518 00:14:13,325 --> 00:14:13,892 BASIC SCIENCE, NOT WEARING 519 00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:14,593 MASKS, AND EVEN PUNCHING 520 00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:15,093 EMPLOYEES AT COSTCO. 521 00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:15,827 ♪ COSTCO? 522 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:16,828 DID YOU SAY COSTCO? ♪ 523 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,764 >> Jimmy: YES. 524 00:14:18,764 --> 00:14:19,731 I DID SAY COSTCO. 525 00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:20,465 ♪ FREE SAMPLES 526 00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:22,968 ARE BACK AT COSTCO ♪ 527 00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,703 ♪ FREE SAMPLES ARE BACK AT 528 00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:25,470 COSTCO 529 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,471 YES! 530 00:14:26,471 --> 00:14:27,706 I'LL TAKE ONE PLEASE ♪ 531 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:28,974 ♪ A LITTLE SQUARE OF CHEESE 532 00:14:28,974 --> 00:14:30,676 FREE SAMPLES 533 00:14:30,676 --> 00:14:33,845 A TINY CUP OF YOGURT 534 00:14:33,845 --> 00:14:34,813 OR A SIP OF MANGO JUICE ♪ 535 00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:35,814 ♪ A SPICY COCKTAIL WEINER 536 00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:36,815 AND A TASTE OF 537 00:14:36,815 --> 00:14:37,816 CHOCOLATE MOUSSE ♪ 538 00:14:37,816 --> 00:14:39,818 ♪ FREE SAMPLES 539 00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:40,218 A THIMBLE FULL OF 540 00:14:40,218 --> 00:14:41,053 SMOOTHIE AND A 541 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:42,821 MINI CANDY CANE ♪ 542 00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:45,290 ♪ A BEEF AND CHEESE TAQUITO 543 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,291 AND SOME PORK CHOW MEIN 544 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,592 FREE SAMPLES 545 00:14:47,592 --> 00:14:52,030 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE OKAY ♪ 546 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:58,904 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 547 00:14:58,904 --> 00:14:59,538 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PUTTING 548 00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:01,073 A POSITIVE SPIN ON EVERYTHING. 549 00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:01,673 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 550 00:15:01,673 --> 00:15:02,341 TONIGHT. 551 00:15:02,341 --> 00:15:05,844 MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD AND 552 00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:06,411 MAREN MORRIS ‐‐ 553 00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:08,447 ♪ WE LOVE MUSIC 554 00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:09,114 >> Jimmy: SCIENCE BOB 555 00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:10,882 PFLUGFELDER IS HERE. 556 00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,050 ♪ PFLUGFELDER 557 00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:12,784 >> Jimmy: AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH 558 00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:16,121 RYAN REYNOLDS. 559 00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:20,726 ♪ WEED, WEED, WEED 560 00:15:20,726 --> 00:15:23,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 561 00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:27,866 ♪ 562 00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,168 ♪ WEED, WEED, WE'D 563 00:15:39,845 --> 00:15:40,812 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 564 00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:41,346 SHOW. 565 00:15:41,346 --> 00:15:42,914 TONIGHT, A GENTLEMAN WHO IS HERE 566 00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:44,950 WITH BEAKERS TO AMAZE US WITH 567 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,184 ASTONISHING FEATS OF CHEMISTRY 568 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:48,286 AND PHYSICS, "SCIENCE BOB" 569 00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:48,787 PFLUGFELDER IS WITH US. 570 00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:50,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 571 00:15:50,222 --> 00:15:53,258 THEN LOOK AT THIS. 572 00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:54,259 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 573 00:15:54,259 --> 00:15:56,395 SCIENCE BOB COMES TO TOWN. 574 00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,963 ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF HERE. 575 00:15:57,963 --> 00:15:59,331 LOOK AT THAT. 576 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,533 YOU'D NEVER TRY TO FREEZE HAN 577 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,602 SOLO IN CARBONITE IS THE MORAL 578 00:16:03,602 --> 00:16:04,903 TO THAT STORY. 579 00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:05,637 THEN LATER, HONOREES AT THE CMA 580 00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:06,872 AWARDS EARLIER TONIGHT, THE 581 00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:08,140 ALBUM IS CALLED "PELAGO," MUSIC 582 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:08,874 FROM RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS 583 00:16:08,874 --> 00:16:10,008 ON THE MERCEDES‐BENZ STAGE. 584 00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:12,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 585 00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,478 TOMORROW NIGHT, 586 00:16:13,478 --> 00:16:17,349 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND 587 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:17,949 KEVIN GARNETT WILL BE WITH US. 588 00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:18,583 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. 589 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,085 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 590 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,586 ACTOR, PRODUCER, GIN TYCOON, AND 591 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,088 CANADIAN NATIONAL TREASURE. 592 00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,589 YOU CAN SEE HIM ALONGSIDE 593 00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:26,091 GAL GADOT AND DWAYNE JOHNSON IN 594 00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:27,392 THE NEW MOVIE "RED NOTICE." 595 00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:28,627 IT'S IN THEATERS NOW AND ON 596 00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:29,628 NETFLIX STARTING FRIDAY. 597 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:35,634 PLEASE WELCOME RYAN REYNOLDS. 598 00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:36,134 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 599 00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:52,150 ♪ 600 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:57,823 >> Jimmy: WOW. 601 00:16:57,823 --> 00:16:58,557 >> HEY! 602 00:16:58,557 --> 00:16:59,491 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. 603 00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:00,258 >> THAT WAS VERY NICE, YEAH. 604 00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:00,592 >> Jimmy: WOW. 605 00:17:00,592 --> 00:17:03,095 WHERE'S RYAN? 606 00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:06,398 >> WHERE ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ 607 00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:07,232 >> Jimmy: RYAN REYNOLDS? 608 00:17:07,232 --> 00:17:09,101 >> YEAH, RYAN ‐‐ RYAN COULDN'T 609 00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:10,669 MAKE IT, YEAH. 610 00:17:10,669 --> 00:17:11,069 YEAH. 611 00:17:11,069 --> 00:17:11,503 >> Jimmy: SO ‐‐ 612 00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:13,171 >> NO, I GOT A TEXT FROM HIM, 613 00:17:13,171 --> 00:17:13,705 SAID HE WAS RUNNING LATE. 614 00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:16,441 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 615 00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:17,943 >> WHICH USUALLY MEANS HE'S NOT 616 00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:19,811 GOING TO SHOW UP. 617 00:17:19,811 --> 00:17:20,112 [ LAUGHTER ] 618 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:20,579 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 619 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:21,646 SO RYAN'S NOT COMING? 620 00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:24,149 >> NO, HE'S NOT ‐‐ JUST ASKED IF 621 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:25,083 I WOULD FILL IN. 622 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,685 I JUST ROLLED DOWN THE HILL. 623 00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:29,154 I LIVE RIGHT UP NEAR THE MAGIC 624 00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:29,387 CASTLE. 625 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:29,688 [ LAUGHTER ] 626 00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:30,388 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. 627 00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:33,258 >> I LIVE AT THE MAGIC CASTLE, 628 00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:33,658 YOU KNOW THAT. 629 00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:35,293 >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE AT THE MAGIC 630 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:35,594 CASTLE? 631 00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:36,161 I DIDN'T REALIZE. 632 00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:37,896 >> DO YOU LIKE MAGIC, JIMMY? 633 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:41,566 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE MAGIC. 634 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:44,703 >> GIVE ME A NUMBER LARGER THAN 635 00:17:44,703 --> 00:17:46,138 20, LESS THAN 50. 636 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:46,538 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 637 00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,039 >> SAY IT ALOUD. 638 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:48,406 >> Jimmy: 35. 639 00:17:48,406 --> 00:17:49,508 >> 35. 640 00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:50,742 WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN? 641 00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:51,176 >> Jimmy: NOVEMBER. 642 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,044 >> 35, NOVEMBER. 643 00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:53,478 IS THIS YOUR WATCH? 644 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:56,748 [ LAUGHTER ] 645 00:17:56,748 --> 00:17:57,449 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT MY 646 00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:57,649 WATCH. 647 00:17:57,649 --> 00:18:00,285 >> HOLD ON. 648 00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:03,155 IS THIS YOUR WATCH? 649 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:03,455 [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:04,723 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT MY WATCH. 651 00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:06,458 >> IS THIS YOUR WATCH? 652 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,993 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T 653 00:18:07,993 --> 00:18:09,661 REALLY HAVE A WATCH, NO, NONE OF 654 00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:10,662 THEM ARE MY WATCH ‐‐ 655 00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:11,263 >> I'M WORKING ON THAT TRICK. 656 00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:14,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 657 00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:15,901 >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE SO CLOSE IN 658 00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:16,968 THE CASTLE, WHY NOT? 659 00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,069 >> IT WAS AN EASY THING. 660 00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:20,138 I'M JUST EXCITED FOR "RED 661 00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:20,372 NOTICE." 662 00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:21,439 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. 663 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:22,574 ARE YOU ‐‐ ARE YOU IN "RED 664 00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:22,807 NOTICE"? 665 00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:23,108 >> I AM NOT. 666 00:18:23,108 --> 00:18:25,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,211 >> Jimmy: OH. 668 00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:26,611 BUT YOU'RE ‐‐ 669 00:18:26,611 --> 00:18:26,912 >> I AM NOT. 670 00:18:26,912 --> 00:18:28,780 BUT TALK ABOUT ‐‐ 671 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,581 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN ‐‐ 672 00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:32,150 >> I HAVEN'T SEEN A STITCH OF 673 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:32,551 IT. 674 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:32,851 [ LAUGHTER ] 675 00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:33,852 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T? 676 00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,420 >> BUT YOU'VE GOT RYAN REYNOLDS. 677 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,922 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, SUPPOSED 678 00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:38,757 TO BE HERE, YEAH, DWAYNE "THE 679 00:18:38,757 --> 00:18:43,094 ROCK" JOHNSON, RIGHT? 680 00:18:43,094 --> 00:18:43,495 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 681 00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:44,629 >> GAL GADOT. 682 00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:46,231 [ CHEERS ] 683 00:18:46,231 --> 00:18:47,265 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE 684 00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:48,166 EXCITED TO SEE THE MOVIE? 685 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,467 >> I'M EXCITED TO SEE IT. 686 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,536 IT OPENED NOVEMBER 12th. 687 00:18:51,536 --> 00:18:51,937 [ LAUGHTER ] 688 00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:53,138 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 689 00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:54,306 WELL, WHAT A GOOD FRIEND YOU 690 00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:54,906 ARE, YOU KNOW? 691 00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:56,675 >> I SAW THE BILLBOARDS. 692 00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:57,242 THEY'RE WEARING TEXT SEDOS. 693 00:18:57,242 --> 00:19:00,145 [ LAUGHTER ] 694 00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:00,512 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 695 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:00,979 >> SO, YOU KNOW. 696 00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:03,215 IT'S GOING TO BE CLASSY. 697 00:19:03,215 --> 00:19:04,216 >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M SURE IT WILL 698 00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:05,350 BE CLASSY, YEAH. 699 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,151 >> YEAH, YEAH. 700 00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:07,552 >> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD. 701 00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:09,487 BECAUSE YOU NOT BEING IN THE 702 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:10,555 MOVIE AND ALL ‐‐ 703 00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:11,089 >> RIGHT. 704 00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:11,723 >> Jimmy: BEING HERE TALKING 705 00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:12,023 ABOUT IT. 706 00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,091 >> YEAH, JUST ‐‐ JUST HELPING 707 00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:13,391 OUTA BUDDY. 708 00:19:13,391 --> 00:19:15,160 [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,294 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SUPER 710 00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:16,595 NICE OF YOU. 711 00:19:16,595 --> 00:19:19,231 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 712 00:19:19,231 --> 00:19:19,798 >> I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE 713 00:19:19,798 --> 00:19:20,198 GOOD. 714 00:19:20,198 --> 00:19:23,368 [ LAUGHTER ] 715 00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:24,269 YOU HOPE, RIGHT? 716 00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:26,137 >> Jimmy: WELL, SURE. 717 00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,405 I THINK WE'RE ALL KEEPING OUR 718 00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:28,173 FINGERS CROSSED. 719 00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:28,773 >> HAVE YOU SEEN IT? 720 00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:29,808 >> Jimmy: I HAVE SEEN IT AND IT 721 00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:30,041 IS GOOD. 722 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,910 >> OH, OH ‐‐ 723 00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:33,211 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN, A LOT OF 724 00:19:33,211 --> 00:19:33,411 FUN. 725 00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:34,913 >> IS IT ABOUT ‐‐ ABOUT SOMEONE 726 00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:35,547 IS GETTING KICKED OUT OF THEIR 727 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:37,315 APARTMENT? 728 00:19:37,315 --> 00:19:38,950 THEY HAVE 30 DAYS' NOTICE? 729 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:39,251 [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:40,719 >> Jimmy: NO, NO. 731 00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:41,152 IT'S ‐‐ 732 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:42,520 >> AND THEY'RE ALL CLASSY REAL 733 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,088 ESTATE AGENTS? 734 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:44,522 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, THEY'RE 735 00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:45,123 ART ‐‐ 736 00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:46,858 >> THE RUSSIAN GUY WON'T LEAVE 737 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:48,660 SO THEY'VE GOT TO KILL HIM, THUS 738 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,661 THE RED NOTICE? 739 00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:51,296 [ LAUGHTER ] 740 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:52,797 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT ART 741 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,032 THIEVES AND AN FBI AGENT. 742 00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:54,633 YEAH. 743 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:55,834 I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP. 744 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,402 >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. 745 00:19:57,402 --> 00:19:57,702 [ LAUGHTER ] 746 00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:58,737 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 747 00:19:58,737 --> 00:19:59,537 >> YEAH. 748 00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:00,805 THAT WOULD HELP ME OUT. 749 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:01,640 >> Jimmy: CATCH YOU UP, YEAH. 750 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,241 >> YEAH, AND THEN WE ‐‐ 751 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,377 >> OKAY, LET'S SHOW THE CLIP. 752 00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:06,311 >> THIS IS GREAT. 753 00:20:06,311 --> 00:20:07,812 >> Jimmy: A MOVIE THAT WILL IS 754 00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:08,079 NOT IN. 755 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:08,713 >> THIS IS THE CLIP ‐‐ THIS IS 756 00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:11,516 THE ONE WHERE ‐‐ THEY WALK INTO 757 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,150 THE ‐‐ THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH 758 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:12,350 OTHER? 759 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:15,320 [ LAUGHTER ] 760 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:15,920 >> Jimmy: I GUESS WE'LL FIND 761 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:16,121 OUT. 762 00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:17,289 >> OKAY, OKAY. 763 00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:21,393 >> FUN'S OVER. 764 00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:22,794 GIVE ME THE BAG, TURN AROUND, 765 00:20:22,794 --> 00:20:23,862 HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, YOU'RE 766 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:24,229 UNDER ARREST. 767 00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:24,963 >> OKAY, HOLD ON, I HAVE TWO 768 00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:25,230 QUESTIONS. 769 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:26,298 OKAY? 770 00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,901 FIRST QUESTION ‐‐ WHERE DID YOU 771 00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:30,869 GET THAT JACKET? 772 00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,637 IT'S A STATEMENT PIECE. 773 00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,272 SOMEWHERE THERE'S A VERY NUDE 774 00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,741 COW WHISPERING "WORTH IT." 775 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:37,942 NUMBER TWO, ON THE WHOLE 776 00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:41,179 ARRESTING ME THING, I TOTALLY 777 00:20:41,179 --> 00:20:43,515 GET IT. 778 00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:44,249 BEATTY DID A BAD, BAD THING. 779 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:45,617 BUT YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A 780 00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:46,785 BADGE OR SOMETHING TUCKED AWAY 781 00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:48,653 IN THE TURTLENECK, DO YOU? 782 00:20:48,653 --> 00:20:50,722 >> I DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOU MY 783 00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:53,458 BADGE BECAUSE I'VE GOT A GUN. 784 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:53,792 [ LAUGHTER ] 785 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:54,292 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 786 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:54,926 >> Jimmy: "RED NOTICE." 787 00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:55,193 >> OKAY. 788 00:20:55,193 --> 00:20:55,660 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT? 789 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,696 >> YES! 790 00:20:57,696 --> 00:20:58,196 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 791 00:20:58,196 --> 00:20:59,964 >> GOD, I COULD EAT THAT RYAN 792 00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:01,499 REYNOLDS UP WITH A SPOON. 793 00:21:01,499 --> 00:21:01,800 [ LAUGHTER ] 794 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,734 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE HIM? 795 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,236 >> OH, AND GAL GADOT, SHE WAS 796 00:21:05,236 --> 00:21:05,470 AMAZING. 797 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,004 >> Jimmy: SHE IS. 798 00:21:06,004 --> 00:21:08,073 AND THE ROCK, OF COURSE, DWAYNE 799 00:21:08,073 --> 00:21:08,340 JOHNSON. 800 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,541 >> WAIT, SHE WASN'T IN THE CLIP. 801 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:10,775 >> Jimmy: WAS NOT IN THE CLIP. 802 00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:12,310 >> SHE DIDN'T WALK THROUGH REAL 803 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:12,544 QUICKLY? 804 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:13,511 CAN WE PLAY IT BACK? 805 00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:15,313 >> Jimmy: NEITHER OF YOU WERE IN 806 00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:15,680 THERE, NO. 807 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,582 I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 808 00:21:17,582 --> 00:21:18,717 I DON'T HAVE ‐‐ I DIDN'T THINK 809 00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:21,019 ABOUT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU. 810 00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:23,822 >> WHY WOULD YOU KNOW? 811 00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,723 >> Jimmy: NO, I ‐‐ DO YOU MIND 812 00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:26,424 IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF 813 00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:27,592 QUESTIONS I WAS PLANNING TO ASK 814 00:21:27,592 --> 00:21:27,826 RYAN? 815 00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,928 >> OH, YEAH, FINE, SURE. 816 00:21:29,928 --> 00:21:30,495 I DON'T CARE. 817 00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:31,730 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO 818 00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:33,798 >> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR BEAUTIFUL 819 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:34,232 WIFE, BLAKE LIVELY? 820 00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:34,499 >> MY ‐‐ 821 00:21:34,499 --> 00:21:40,505 [ LAUGHTER ] 822 00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:41,639 MY WIFE, BLAKE, IS WONDERFUL, 823 00:21:41,639 --> 00:21:42,107 THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 824 00:21:42,107 --> 00:21:44,776 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:21:44,776 --> 00:21:47,479 SHE'S ‐‐ SHE'S DOING GREAT. 826 00:21:47,479 --> 00:21:48,146 >> Jimmy: DOING GOOD? 827 00:21:48,146 --> 00:21:50,181 >> YEAH, IT'S A BUSY HOUSEHOLD. 828 00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:50,915 SHE'S A GREAT COOK. 829 00:21:50,915 --> 00:21:52,917 >> Jimmy: IS SHE? 830 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:53,184 >> YEAH. 831 00:21:53,184 --> 00:21:54,219 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE LIKE TO 832 00:21:54,219 --> 00:21:54,419 MAKE? 833 00:21:54,419 --> 00:21:54,719 >> OATMEAL. 834 00:21:54,719 --> 00:21:59,290 [ LAUGHTER ] 835 00:21:59,290 --> 00:21:59,657 KILLER NACHOS. 836 00:21:59,657 --> 00:22:01,359 >> OH, YEAH? 837 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,460 OKAY, GOOD. 838 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,396 YEAH, THOSE ARE TRICKY 839 00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:05,697 SOMETIMES, THOSE NACHOS. 840 00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:06,631 KIDS ARE GOOD? 841 00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:09,000 >> KIDS ARE GREAT. 842 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,667 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID THEY GO AS 843 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,301 FOR HALLOWEEN? 844 00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:11,069 >> I HAVE THREE GIRLS. 845 00:22:11,069 --> 00:22:11,469 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 846 00:22:11,469 --> 00:22:15,840 [ LAUGHTER ] 847 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,675 >> THE OLDEST ONE WENT AS 848 00:22:17,675 --> 00:22:17,942 DEADPOOL. 849 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:18,276 >> Jimmy: OH. 850 00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:20,311 [ LAUGHTER ] 851 00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:21,012 THAT'S CUTE. 852 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,281 >> THE MIDDLE ONE WENT AS PRIME 853 00:22:23,281 --> 00:22:24,582 MINISTER TRUDEAU OF CANADA. 854 00:22:24,582 --> 00:22:24,883 [ LAUGHTER ] 855 00:22:24,883 --> 00:22:27,485 >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 856 00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:31,556 >> AND THE BABY, IZZY, WENT AS 857 00:22:31,556 --> 00:22:32,023 DEADPOOL ALSO. 858 00:22:32,023 --> 00:22:32,791 >> Jimmy: DEADPOOL ALSO. 859 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,092 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 860 00:22:34,092 --> 00:22:35,160 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE 861 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,395 ELECTIONS, DID YOU VOTE IN THAT 862 00:22:37,395 --> 00:22:38,930 SNAP ELECTION THEY HAD IN 863 00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:39,330 CANADA? 864 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:39,898 >> I DID. 865 00:22:39,898 --> 00:22:40,665 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 866 00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:41,933 >> YEAH, I DID. 867 00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:42,467 IT WAS MY DUTY. 868 00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:43,468 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS A SNAP 869 00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:43,802 ELECTION? 870 00:22:43,802 --> 00:22:44,869 WE DON'T HAVE THAT. 871 00:22:44,869 --> 00:22:47,539 >> IT'S A TERM, MEANS ‐‐ IT JUST 872 00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:48,173 MEANS, GET IT OVER SUPER QUICK. 873 00:22:48,173 --> 00:22:50,341 [ LAUGHTER ] 874 00:22:50,341 --> 00:22:50,809 BECAUSE WE COULD GIVE A 875 00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:54,245 [ BLEEP ]. 876 00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:54,479 YEAH. 877 00:22:54,479 --> 00:22:55,880 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW ‐‐ 878 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,049 >> SNAP ELECTION, YEAH. 879 00:22:58,049 --> 00:22:59,384 >> Jimmy: ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL 880 00:22:59,384 --> 00:23:00,018 TRAINERS POSTED THIS PHOTOGRAPH. 881 00:23:00,018 --> 00:23:02,587 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 882 00:23:02,587 --> 00:23:03,521 HOW MUCH TIME ARE YOU SPENDING 883 00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:04,689 IN THE GYM? 884 00:23:04,689 --> 00:23:05,723 >> THAT'S LIKE A SOLID 20 885 00:23:05,723 --> 00:23:05,957 MINUTES. 886 00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:09,794 [ LAUGHTER ] 887 00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:13,598 AND A LOT OF CIRCUIT TRAINING. 888 00:23:13,598 --> 00:23:14,265 >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD ‐‐ 889 00:23:14,265 --> 00:23:15,300 >> WOW, I FORGOT THAT I LOOK 890 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:15,567 LIKE THAT. 891 00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:18,970 [ LAUGHTER ] 892 00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:20,505 >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO ‐‐ 893 00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:21,306 >> RIGHT NOW ‐‐ 894 00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:30,648 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 895 00:23:30,648 --> 00:23:31,983 [ RIM SHOT ] 896 00:23:31,983 --> 00:23:34,285 >> HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 897 00:23:34,285 --> 00:23:36,821 HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 898 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:37,055 RELAXED. 899 00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:37,922 TENSED! 900 00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:38,523 [ LAUGHTER ] 901 00:23:38,523 --> 00:23:44,929 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 902 00:23:44,929 --> 00:23:46,397 YOU DON'T WANT TO PUNCH ME HERE, 903 00:23:46,397 --> 00:23:47,699 YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR FIST, 904 00:23:47,699 --> 00:23:48,433 OKAY? 905 00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:48,733 [ LAUGHTER ] 906 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,101 >> Jimmy: ONCE YOU DID THAT, I 907 00:23:50,101 --> 00:23:50,702 FEEL LIKE WE MIGHT BE RELATED. 908 00:23:50,702 --> 00:23:53,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 909 00:23:53,004 --> 00:23:55,039 THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME GENETIC 910 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,375 LINKAGE GOING ON THERE. 911 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:58,510 BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF 912 00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:00,812 PHYSICAL, WHATEVER, WHAT I 913 00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:01,346 UNDERSTAND, RYAN. 914 00:24:01,346 --> 00:24:02,480 >> YES? 915 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,316 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN JUMP, DO A 916 00:24:05,316 --> 00:24:05,950 BACKFLIP, A STANDING BACKFLIP. 917 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:06,584 IS THAT SOMETHING YOU COULD JUST 918 00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:08,319 DO ON THE SPOT? 919 00:24:08,319 --> 00:24:10,955 >> I FORGOT THAT I CAN DO THAT. 920 00:24:10,955 --> 00:24:11,256 [ LAUGHTER ] 921 00:24:11,256 --> 00:24:11,656 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 922 00:24:11,656 --> 00:24:13,591 >> YEAH. 923 00:24:13,591 --> 00:24:14,058 >> Jimmy: WOW. 924 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:14,626 >> I CAN? 925 00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:16,528 I CAN DO THAT? p>> Jimmy: YEAH, 926 00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:17,061 OF THE THINGS YOU CAN DO. 927 00:24:17,061 --> 00:24:19,564 >> OH. 928 00:24:19,564 --> 00:24:21,165 I DIDN'T BRING THE RIGHT SHOES. 929 00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:21,466 [ LAUGHTER ] 930 00:24:21,466 --> 00:24:22,433 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S ALL 931 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:22,667 RIGHT. 932 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,936 >> YEAH, I JUST HAVE MY 933 00:24:24,936 --> 00:24:25,203 SLIPPERS. 934 00:24:25,203 --> 00:24:26,771 >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU LEARNED TO 935 00:24:26,771 --> 00:24:29,340 RAP OVER THE QUARANTINE? 936 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:29,574 >> YES. 937 00:24:29,574 --> 00:24:29,941 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 938 00:24:29,941 --> 00:24:32,010 >> YEAH. 939 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:32,210 YEAH. 940 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:33,111 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN 941 00:24:33,111 --> 00:24:33,711 RAPPING AT HOME? 942 00:24:33,711 --> 00:24:35,580 >> I'VE BEEN RAPPING, YEAH. 943 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:37,181 RAPPING WITH ‐‐ THE KIDS LOVE 944 00:24:37,181 --> 00:24:37,348 IT. 945 00:24:37,348 --> 00:24:38,349 >> Jimmy: GOSH, I'M SURE THE 946 00:24:38,349 --> 00:24:38,983 AUDIENCE WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME 947 00:24:38,983 --> 00:24:39,217 OF THAT. 948 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:45,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 949 00:24:45,256 --> 00:24:48,526 >> OKAY, YEAH. 950 00:24:48,526 --> 00:24:49,761 THE TWIST IS, I RAP IN FRENCH. 951 00:24:49,761 --> 00:24:50,194 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 952 00:24:50,194 --> 00:24:56,434 [ LAUGHTER ] 953 00:24:56,434 --> 00:24:57,902 [ RAPPING IN FRENCH ] 954 00:24:57,902 --> 00:24:59,904 ♪ 955 00:24:59,904 --> 00:25:06,945 ♪ 956 00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:11,282 ♪ ZA ZU ZA ZU HEY! 957 00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:16,754 ♪ 958 00:25:16,754 --> 00:25:17,455 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW THEY SAY 959 00:25:17,455 --> 00:25:19,691 "HO"? 960 00:25:19,691 --> 00:25:21,726 >> THEY DON'T SAY "HO." 961 00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:22,694 THEY SAY "HEY." 962 00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:23,561 >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING, WOW. 963 00:25:23,561 --> 00:25:24,696 >> YEAH, YEAH. 964 00:25:24,696 --> 00:25:25,930 >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING THAT YOU 965 00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:26,464 KNOW THAT. 966 00:25:26,464 --> 00:25:27,365 >> I JUST RAPPED THE PLOT OF 967 00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:27,865 "RED NOTICE." 968 00:25:27,865 --> 00:25:29,701 [ LAUGHTER ] 969 00:25:29,701 --> 00:25:33,237 NOVEMBER 12th. 970 00:25:33,237 --> 00:25:35,640 >> Jimmy: MAY I ASK YOU TO STAY, 971 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,941 BECAUSE RYAN WAS PLANNING TO 972 00:25:36,941 --> 00:25:38,343 STAY AND WE WERE GOING TO DO 973 00:25:38,343 --> 00:25:39,277 SOME SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS. 974 00:25:39,277 --> 00:25:40,712 >> I WOULD LOVE TO. 975 00:25:40,712 --> 00:25:41,913 >> Jimmy: WITH "SCIENCE BOB." 976 00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:43,381 >> I LOVE SCIENCE, SO YEAH. 977 00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:47,585 I'M A FIRM BELIEVER. 978 00:25:47,585 --> 00:25:50,254 >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS "RED 979 00:25:50,254 --> 00:25:50,922 NOTICE," IN THEATERS NOW. 980 00:25:50,922 --> 00:25:53,491 WILL'S NOT IN IT, RYAN REYNOLDS 981 00:25:53,491 --> 00:25:53,691 IS. 982 00:25:53,691 --> 00:25:55,693 IT PREFER FEARS ON NETFLIX 983 00:25:55,693 --> 00:25:56,628 FRIDAY. 984 00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:57,895 WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY! 985 00:25:57,895 --> 00:25:58,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 986 00:25:58,396 --> 00:25:58,763 WE'LL BE BACK WITH "SCIENCE 987 00:25:58,763 --> 00:25:59,063 BOB." 988 00:26:03,301 --> 00:26:03,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 989 00:26:03,801 --> 00:26:07,639 ♪ 990 00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:09,340 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM RYAN HURD 991 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:11,042 AND MAREN MORRIS IS ON THE WAY. 992 00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:14,412 RYAN REYNOLDS IS NOT WITH US. 993 00:26:14,412 --> 00:26:14,979 WILL FERRELL HAS GRACIOUSLY 994 00:26:14,979 --> 00:26:15,446 STEPPED IN HIS PLACE. 995 00:26:15,446 --> 00:26:16,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 996 00:26:16,481 --> 00:26:19,817 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A DEDICATED 997 00:26:19,817 --> 00:26:21,052 TEACHER WHO DOES NOT LET SAFETY 998 00:26:21,052 --> 00:26:22,020 GET IN THE WAY. 999 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:22,754 HERE TONIGHT WITH HIS 1000 00:26:22,754 --> 00:26:24,555 19th ATTEMPT TO KILL US ALL, 1001 00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:25,056 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO HE 1002 00:26:25,056 --> 00:26:25,723 DELIGHTFUL AND DANGEROUS 1003 00:26:25,723 --> 00:26:29,894 "SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER. 1004 00:26:29,894 --> 00:26:30,395 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1005 00:26:30,395 --> 00:26:30,862 HELLO, "SCIENCE BOB." 1006 00:26:30,862 --> 00:26:35,667 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1007 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:38,703 VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1008 00:26:38,703 --> 00:26:40,371 "SCIENCE BOB" IS NOW ON TIKTOK, 1009 00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:40,571 RIGHT? 1010 00:26:40,571 --> 00:26:41,939 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1011 00:26:41,939 --> 00:26:43,174 I'M ON THE TIKTOK, YEAH. 1012 00:26:43,174 --> 00:26:44,876 >> LOOK AT YOU, YEAH. 1013 00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,511 >> GOT TO GET SOME NEW CONTENT 1014 00:26:46,511 --> 00:26:47,879 UP THERE, TONIGHT MIGHT HELP. 1015 00:26:47,879 --> 00:26:49,414 >> Jimmy: WHEN I MET YOU I SAID, 1016 00:26:49,414 --> 00:26:52,116 THIS GUY'S GOING TO BE ON TIKTOK 1017 00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:53,217 ONE DAY. 1018 00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:53,518 [ LAUGHTER ] 1019 00:26:53,518 --> 00:26:55,019 >> ARE YOU A REAL SCIENTIST? 1020 00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:56,821 >> I'M A SCIENCE TEACHER. 1021 00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:59,857 >> Jimmy: SCIENCE TEACHER, EVEN 1022 00:26:59,857 --> 00:27:00,191 BETTER. 1023 00:27:00,191 --> 00:27:02,326 >> "SCIENCE BOB" TRIED TO GIVE 1024 00:27:02,326 --> 00:27:03,795 ME COCAINE BACKSTAGE. 1025 00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:06,397 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 1026 00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:07,231 [ LAUGHTER ] 1027 00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:09,701 >> WIL'S TALKING ABOUT A THIRD 1028 00:27:09,701 --> 00:27:10,768 GRADE EXPERIMENT THAT WENT BAD 1029 00:27:10,768 --> 00:27:13,905 SO WE'RE TRYING TO UPGRADE YOUR 1030 00:27:13,905 --> 00:27:14,272 EXPERIENCE. 1031 00:27:14,272 --> 00:27:16,808 A EXPERIMENT, FIRST OF ALL, 1032 00:27:16,808 --> 00:27:18,843 ISN'T THE GLASSWARE LOVELY? 1033 00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:19,911 >> Jimmy: IT IS. 1034 00:27:19,911 --> 00:27:21,345 I IMAGINE YOU TAKING THIS ON THE 1035 00:27:21,345 --> 00:27:22,780 PLANE FROM BOSTON. 1036 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:23,081 [ LAUGHTER ] 1037 00:27:23,081 --> 00:27:23,781 >> IT WAS TRICKY. 1038 00:27:23,781 --> 00:27:25,450 A CONTAINER OF PLAIN WATER. 1039 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:31,255 IN THESE FLASKS IS AMMONIA GAS. 1040 00:27:31,255 --> 00:27:33,591 AND AMMONIA GAS, THE SMELLY 1041 00:27:33,591 --> 00:27:34,559 STUFF YOU CLEAN WITH. 1042 00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:35,860 AN INTERESTING TRAIT HERE, I 1043 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,895 WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT THAT IS. 1044 00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:40,164 I'M GOING TO SET UP UP, THEN 1045 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:40,998 WE'LL EXPLAIN IT. 1046 00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:42,333 THIS IS A FLUORESCENT DYE. 1047 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:44,001 THAT'S GOING TO HELP US SEE IT. 1048 00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:45,303 O AHEAD AND OPEN THAT, POUR 1049 00:27:45,303 --> 00:27:45,770 THAT IN. 1050 00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:46,204 LOOKS KIND OF COOL. 1051 00:27:46,204 --> 00:27:49,373 CHECK THIS OUT. 1052 00:27:49,373 --> 00:27:51,342 >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT, IT'S A 1053 00:27:51,342 --> 00:27:53,377 DIFFERENT COLOR, BEAUTIFUL. 1054 00:27:53,377 --> 00:27:55,213 WE'VE INVENTED MOUNTAIN DEW! 1055 00:27:55,213 --> 00:27:55,513 [ LAUGHTER ] 1056 00:27:55,513 --> 00:27:56,581 >> STIR THAT UP. 1057 00:27:56,581 --> 00:27:58,649 WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT I'M 1058 00:27:58,649 --> 00:28:00,718 GOING TO ASK WILL, WE'LL TAKE 1059 00:28:00,718 --> 00:28:01,252 ADVANTAGE OF YOUR HEIGHT. 1060 00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:03,387 A LITTLE DROP OF WATER, SEE THAT 1061 00:28:03,387 --> 00:28:04,689 LITTLE TUBE WAY UP TOP? 1062 00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:05,656 >> WAY UP THERE? 1063 00:28:05,656 --> 00:28:07,158 >> YEAH, WAY UP THERE. 1064 00:28:07,158 --> 00:28:07,692 >> I DO HAVE VERTIGO. 1065 00:28:07,692 --> 00:28:09,827 [ LAUGHTER ] 1066 00:28:09,827 --> 00:28:13,197 BAD VERTIGO. 1067 00:28:13,197 --> 00:28:13,831 RIGHT THERE? 1068 00:28:13,831 --> 00:28:17,268 >> THAT'S IT, FILL HER UP. 1069 00:28:17,268 --> 00:28:18,402 WHAT'S IN THE DROPPER? 1070 00:28:18,402 --> 00:28:19,203 THAT'S JUST WATER. 1071 00:28:19,203 --> 00:28:19,804 >> WHY DO I JUST GET WATER? 1072 00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:22,573 [ LAUGHTER ] 1073 00:28:22,573 --> 00:28:23,374 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1074 00:28:23,374 --> 00:28:24,475 >> PERFECT, ALL RIGHT. 1075 00:28:24,475 --> 00:28:26,043 SO NOW I'M GOING TO OPEN THIS 1076 00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:27,578 UP, AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF WE 1077 00:28:27,578 --> 00:28:28,713 CAN GET ALL THIS WATER INTO 1078 00:28:28,713 --> 00:28:28,913 THESE. 1079 00:28:28,913 --> 00:28:31,315 WE'RE GOING TO DEFY GRAVITY. 1080 00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:32,016 >> IMPOSSIBLE. 1081 00:28:32,016 --> 00:28:32,884 >> WITH SCIENCE. 1082 00:28:32,884 --> 00:28:35,520 GOING TO LET THAT WATER IN. 1083 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,456 AND THEN WHEN WE DO THAT ‐‐ 1084 00:28:38,456 --> 00:28:39,157 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING HAPPENS, 1085 00:28:39,157 --> 00:28:39,357 RIGHT? 1086 00:28:39,357 --> 00:28:42,527 >> WELL, TYPICALLY. 1087 00:28:42,527 --> 00:28:44,729 >> Jimmy: YET NOTHING IS 1088 00:28:44,729 --> 00:28:45,029 HAPPENING. 1089 00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:45,530 >> NO. 1090 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:46,731 JIMMY, WE'VE NEVER HAD AN 1091 00:28:46,731 --> 00:28:47,632 EXPERIMENT GO BAD ON US. 1092 00:28:47,632 --> 00:28:48,332 >> Jimmy: WE HAVEN'T? 1093 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:48,733 >> NO. 1094 00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:50,168 >> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE A COUPLE OF 1095 00:28:50,168 --> 00:28:50,768 THEM DID. 1096 00:28:50,768 --> 00:28:51,068 [ LAUGHTER ] 1097 00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:51,369 >> NO. 1098 00:28:51,369 --> 00:28:52,370 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER I GOT SHOT IN 1099 00:28:52,370 --> 00:28:54,438 THE FACE BY ALL THAT STUFF? 1100 00:28:54,438 --> 00:28:55,072 >> "SCIENCE BOB," IS THIS YOUR 1101 00:28:55,072 --> 00:28:56,340 WATCH? 1102 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:56,641 [ LAUGHTER ] 1103 00:28:56,641 --> 00:29:02,780 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1104 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:03,915 THAT TRICK'S GOING TO WORK 1105 00:29:03,915 --> 00:29:06,284 EVENTUALLY, I AM GOING TO MEET 1106 00:29:06,284 --> 00:29:07,118 SOMEONE EVENTUALLY. 1107 00:29:07,118 --> 00:29:09,520 >> SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE? 1108 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,822 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE 1109 00:29:10,822 --> 00:29:12,023 DO, SMASH IT OR SOMETHING? 1110 00:29:12,023 --> 00:29:12,557 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1111 00:29:12,557 --> 00:29:13,658 >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE GIVE AND 1112 00:29:13,658 --> 00:29:15,126 UP GO TO THE NEXT THING? 1113 00:29:15,126 --> 00:29:16,260 THAT'S WHAT I DO IN LIFE. 1114 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:19,497 >> GO ON TO THE FIRE? 1115 00:29:19,497 --> 00:29:21,399 >> Jimmy: WOW, WE TURNED WATER 1116 00:29:21,399 --> 00:29:21,632 GREEN. 1117 00:29:21,632 --> 00:29:22,166 >> WE TURNED WATER GREEN! 1118 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,869 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1119 00:29:24,869 --> 00:29:25,503 THIS IS A FIRST. 1120 00:29:25,503 --> 00:29:27,205 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ABOUT 1121 00:29:27,205 --> 00:29:27,405 THIS. 1122 00:29:27,405 --> 00:29:28,639 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE 1123 00:29:28,639 --> 00:29:30,942 "SCIENCE BOB" CRAZY. 1124 00:29:30,942 --> 00:29:31,876 >> SO THAT IS REALLY WEIRD. 1125 00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:34,145 WE'RE GOING TO OF TO FIGURE THIS 1126 00:29:34,145 --> 00:29:34,912 ONE OUT. 1127 00:29:34,912 --> 00:29:35,880 LET'S HOPE THIS GOES BETTER. 1128 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,348 >> Jimmy: I HOPE IT DOESN'T 1129 00:29:37,348 --> 00:29:37,548 WORK. 1130 00:29:37,548 --> 00:29:38,449 >> I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU PUT 1131 00:29:38,449 --> 00:29:39,016 GLOVES ON. 1132 00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:40,418 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. 1133 00:29:40,418 --> 00:29:41,118 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 1134 00:29:41,118 --> 00:29:42,687 >> ALL RIGHT, GET THAT GOING. 1135 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:43,120 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 1136 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,589 WHAT'S THE CANDY CORN FOR? 1137 00:29:44,589 --> 00:29:46,457 >> I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW 1138 00:29:46,457 --> 00:29:48,226 SCIENTISTS GET RID OF OLD 1139 00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:49,126 HALLOWEEN CANDY. 1140 00:29:49,126 --> 00:29:50,561 IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE, WE'VE 1141 00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:53,898 GOT OLD HALLOWEEN CANDY. 1142 00:29:53,898 --> 00:29:55,933 ARE YOU ON TEAM CANDY CORN OR 1143 00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:56,100 NO? 1144 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,368 >> Jimmy: IS THERE A TEAM CANDY 1145 00:29:57,368 --> 00:29:57,568 CORN? 1146 00:29:57,568 --> 00:29:58,402 >> THERE MIGHT BE. 1147 00:29:58,402 --> 00:29:59,871 >> Jimmy: I'LL EAT FOUR, THEN I 1148 00:29:59,871 --> 00:30:01,138 GET SICK. 1149 00:30:01,138 --> 00:30:01,472 >> ALL RIGHT. 1150 00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:01,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 1151 00:30:01,772 --> 00:30:04,542 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1152 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:06,143 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT YOU HERE. 1153 00:30:06,143 --> 00:30:06,711 WILL, IF YOU CAN COME OVER 1154 00:30:06,711 --> 00:30:08,512 HERE ‐‐ 1155 00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:09,447 >> Jimmy: PUT THOSE IN THE GREEN 1156 00:30:09,447 --> 00:30:12,917 STUFF OVER THERE, YEAH, YEAH. 1157 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:14,418 >> OH! 1158 00:30:14,418 --> 00:30:16,153 IT WORKED! 1159 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:19,290 >> WE DID IT! 1160 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:19,724 >> WHAT DID YOU DO? 1161 00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:25,129 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1162 00:30:25,129 --> 00:30:25,396 >> GO, GO! 1163 00:30:25,396 --> 00:30:28,232 ALL RIGHT. 1164 00:30:28,232 --> 00:30:29,467 THAT'S THE KNOWN YEAH GAS ‐‐ 1165 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:31,269 LOOK AT IT, IT'S WORKING 1166 00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:31,903 BEAUTIFULLY NOW. 1167 00:30:31,903 --> 00:30:32,770 >> THERE WAS A CHEMICAL COMPOUND 1168 00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:33,170 IN THE CANDY CORN. 1169 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:37,308 [ LAUGHTER ] 1170 00:30:37,308 --> 00:30:37,909 >> Jimmy: IT'S CANDY CORN ALL 1171 00:30:37,909 --> 00:30:39,911 THIS TIME THAT WE NEEDED, WOW. 1172 00:30:39,911 --> 00:30:40,678 >> COME OVER HERE. 1173 00:30:40,678 --> 00:30:41,312 >> Jimmy: WILL IS THE CHAMPION, 1174 00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:43,881 I GUESS, HUH? 1175 00:30:43,881 --> 00:30:45,883 >> WE'VE GOT THIS OXIDIZER IN 1176 00:30:45,883 --> 00:30:46,117 HERE. 1177 00:30:46,117 --> 00:30:47,418 I'M GOING TO TURN OFF THE 1178 00:30:47,418 --> 00:30:47,652 BURNERS. 1179 00:30:47,652 --> 00:30:48,486 PUT THEM IN HERE. 1180 00:30:48,486 --> 00:30:49,720 WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THOSE. 1181 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,855 PUT THOSE IN YOUR HAND. 1182 00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:52,456 PUT THOSE IN YOUR HAND. 1183 00:30:52,456 --> 00:30:53,824 DUMP THOSE INTO THIS. 1184 00:30:53,824 --> 00:30:56,260 AND THESE SHOULD BREAK APART THE 1185 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,096 MOLECULES OF THE SUGAR IN THESE, 1186 00:30:59,096 --> 00:31:01,132 RELEASING HEAT AND ENERGY. 1187 00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:02,533 >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT, 1188 00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:03,000 ALL RIGHT. 1189 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,901 >> TURN THESE OFF. 1190 00:31:03,901 --> 00:31:05,036 AND THOSE ARE GOING TO GO IN 1191 00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:05,236 THERE. 1192 00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:05,603 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 1193 00:31:05,603 --> 00:31:07,405 >> ALL RIGHT. 1194 00:31:07,405 --> 00:31:08,506 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 1195 00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:08,940 FILL HER UP. 1196 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:11,509 >> Jimmy: FILL HER UP! 1197 00:31:11,509 --> 00:31:11,709 WHOA! 1198 00:31:11,709 --> 00:31:13,544 WOW. 1199 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,813 >> OH, THERE WE GO. 1200 00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:16,747 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1201 00:31:16,747 --> 00:31:19,383 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1202 00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:21,886 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1203 00:31:21,886 --> 00:31:23,487 >> MOLECULES OF SUGAR ARE 1204 00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:24,622 GETTING TORN APART! 1205 00:31:24,622 --> 00:31:25,690 >> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST FROM THE 1206 00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:27,091 CANDY CORN? 1207 00:31:27,091 --> 00:31:28,893 >> YEAH, THAT NEENERGY, IF YOU 1208 00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,294 WERE TO EAT THOSE CANDY CORNS, 1209 00:31:30,294 --> 00:31:32,163 THAT'S THE ENERGY THAT GOES IN 1210 00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:32,363 YOU. 1211 00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:34,098 >> Jimmy: THEN WHY DOES IT MAKE 1212 00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:35,666 US FAT INSTEAD OF MAKING US 1213 00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:35,866 STEAM? 1214 00:31:35,866 --> 00:31:37,335 >> I KNOW, IT'S MORE AND MORE 1215 00:31:37,335 --> 00:31:38,135 ENERGY. 1216 00:31:38,135 --> 00:31:39,503 YOURS IS DOING WELL THERE. 1217 00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:40,371 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW. 1218 00:31:40,371 --> 00:31:42,073 >> STEP BACK, IT'S GETTING A 1219 00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:42,440 LITTLE STRONG. 1220 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,608 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A 1221 00:31:44,608 --> 00:31:45,276 BREAK. 1222 00:31:45,276 --> 00:31:45,977 "SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER IS 1223 00:31:45,977 --> 00:31:48,179 HERE, BE RIGHT BACK! 1224 00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:01,359 >> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH WILL 1225 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:02,626 FERRELL AND SCIENCE BOB. 1226 00:32:02,626 --> 00:32:04,929 YOU CAN SEE MORE OF BOB'S 1227 00:32:04,929 --> 00:32:06,197 SCIENCE DEMOS AT 1228 00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:08,766 @REALSCIENCEBOB ON TIKTOK. 1229 00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,402 HE DANCES AND CRAZY STUFF. 1230 00:32:11,402 --> 00:32:14,405 WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION? 1231 00:32:14,405 --> 00:32:16,207 >> THIS IS AN AR MANIFOLD. 1232 00:32:16,207 --> 00:32:17,742 I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO LATE FOR 1233 00:32:17,742 --> 00:32:19,143 BARBECUES. 1234 00:32:19,143 --> 00:32:20,578 WHEN SCIENTISTS GET AROUND, THEY 1235 00:32:20,578 --> 00:32:22,146 HAVE COME UP WITH A WAY TO COOK 1236 00:32:22,146 --> 00:32:24,882 A HOT DOG WITH ZERO CLEANUP. 1237 00:32:24,882 --> 00:32:27,051 NO GRILL, NO TONGS, NOTHING. 1238 00:32:27,051 --> 00:32:27,551 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 1239 00:32:27,551 --> 00:32:29,520 >> ZERO CLEANUP. 1240 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,956 WE'RE GOING TO USE THE KIWANDA 1241 00:32:31,956 --> 00:32:32,189 EFFECT. 1242 00:32:32,189 --> 00:32:35,226 >> Jimmy: THE KIWANDA EFFECT? 1243 00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:38,262 >> JIM KIWANDA? 1244 00:32:38,262 --> 00:32:38,562 [ LAUGHTER ] 1245 00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:39,363 >> NOT JIM, NO. 1246 00:32:39,363 --> 00:32:40,164 THE TENDENCY OF A MOVING 1247 00:32:40,164 --> 00:32:42,400 FLUID ‐‐ 1248 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,802 >> Jimmy: THE SCIENTIST, JIM 1249 00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:45,936 KIWANDA, WHO CAME UP WITH 1250 00:32:45,936 --> 00:32:46,270 THIS ‐‐ 1251 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:48,039 >> FOCUS, BOYS. 1252 00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:49,340 [ CHEERS ] 1253 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,808 THE TENDENCY OF A MOVING FLUID 1254 00:32:50,808 --> 00:32:54,745 TO GO AROUND A CURVED SURFACE. 1255 00:32:54,745 --> 00:32:56,313 IT'S WHY YOU CAN'T POUR CLEANLY 1256 00:32:56,313 --> 00:32:57,348 OUT OF A MUG BECAUSE IT'S A 1257 00:32:57,348 --> 00:32:57,815 ROUND EDGE. 1258 00:32:57,815 --> 00:32:59,250 WE'RE GOING TO TURN ON THIS AIR. 1259 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,451 HOLD THIS JUST ABOUT LIKE THAT. 1260 00:33:00,451 --> 00:33:02,520 IF YOU DO IT JUST RIGHT, YOU CAN 1261 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,588 LET GO AND IT WILL FLOAT IN AIR. 1262 00:33:04,588 --> 00:33:06,190 ONCE WE DO THAT, WE CAN GRAB ONE 1263 00:33:06,190 --> 00:33:07,691 OF THESE BURNERS AND WE CAN 1264 00:33:07,691 --> 00:33:08,592 ROAST IT. 1265 00:33:08,592 --> 00:33:10,027 I SUGGEST YOU GO BOTTOM UP, 1266 00:33:10,027 --> 00:33:11,262 TENDS TO WORK A LITTLE BETTER. 1267 00:33:11,262 --> 00:33:12,530 TAKE YOUR PLACES. 1268 00:33:12,530 --> 00:33:13,330 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1269 00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:18,035 >> WILL, OVER THERE. 1270 00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:18,903 PUT YOU OVER THERE. 1271 00:33:18,903 --> 00:33:20,304 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME OF 1272 00:33:20,304 --> 00:33:21,205 THESE THINGS FLOATING. 1273 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:21,639 HERE COMES THE AIR. 1274 00:33:21,639 --> 00:33:23,941 A LITTLE BIT MORE. 1275 00:33:23,941 --> 00:33:24,275 LIKE ‐‐ THAT! 1276 00:33:24,275 --> 00:33:29,680 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1277 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,084 >> HEY! 1278 00:33:33,084 --> 00:33:36,220 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1279 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:42,460 >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 1280 00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,360 SEE THAT HOT DOG? 1281 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,895 WOW. 1282 00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:54,572 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 1283 00:33:54,572 --> 00:33:54,772 WHAT? 1284 00:33:54,772 --> 00:33:55,372 >> THAT'S GOING TO GO FOR IT. 1285 00:33:55,372 --> 00:33:55,973 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1286 00:33:55,973 --> 00:33:59,276 >> WHOA! 1287 00:33:59,276 --> 00:34:04,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1288 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:05,483 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1289 00:34:05,483 --> 00:34:07,685 WE NEED SOME KIND OF MUSTARD GUN 1290 00:34:07,685 --> 00:34:08,419 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1291 00:34:08,419 --> 00:34:10,588 >> YEAH, THERE WE GO. 1292 00:34:10,588 --> 00:34:12,556 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DO HAVE A 1293 00:34:12,556 --> 00:34:14,425 MUSTARD GUN, WONDERFUL, WOW. 1294 00:34:14,425 --> 00:34:16,393 [ CHEERS ] 1295 00:34:16,393 --> 00:34:19,597 >> THERE'S NO MESSY CLEANUP! 1296 00:34:19,597 --> 00:34:21,365 >> NO MESSY CLEANUP. 1297 00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:22,299 LET'S GET TO THE CHIPS. 1298 00:34:22,299 --> 00:34:22,967 COME ON OVER. 1299 00:34:22,967 --> 00:34:24,235 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU GUYS PUT 1300 00:34:24,235 --> 00:34:25,503 ON THESE GLOVES NOW. 1301 00:34:25,503 --> 00:34:26,470 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GREAT. 1302 00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:27,705 ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IS I GET 1303 00:34:27,705 --> 00:34:28,939 A LOT OF GLOVES WHEN YOU'RE 1304 00:34:28,939 --> 00:34:29,173 AROUND. 1305 00:34:29,173 --> 00:34:31,642 >> IT IS TRUE. 1306 00:34:31,642 --> 00:34:33,377 WE'VE ALL GOT GLOVES THIS TIME. 1307 00:34:33,377 --> 00:34:35,079 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, 1308 00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:36,280 USE THE MOST SAFETY EQUIPMENT 1309 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,615 WE'VE EVER USED ON SHOATE. 1310 00:34:37,615 --> 00:34:39,150 AND IT'S TO OPEN A BAG OF CHIPS. 1311 00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:39,750 >> Jimmy: I AM WEARING A CUP. 1312 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,785 [ LAUGHTER ] 1313 00:34:41,785 --> 00:34:43,621 >> OKAY, GREAT. 1314 00:34:43,621 --> 00:34:43,821 YEAH. 1315 00:34:43,821 --> 00:34:44,955 >> I'M WEARING A DANCE BELT. 1316 00:34:44,955 --> 00:34:45,256 [ LAUGHTER ] 1317 00:34:45,256 --> 00:34:49,894 . 1318 00:34:49,894 --> 00:34:50,828 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUT OUR EAR 1319 00:34:50,828 --> 00:34:51,195 PROTECTION ON. 1320 00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:52,997 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 1321 00:34:52,997 --> 00:34:55,199 THIS IS FOR WHAT, THE EXPLOSION? 1322 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:56,834 >> ALL RIGHT, I CAN SORT O 1323 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:57,034 HEAR. 1324 00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:57,968 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU CAN'T HEAR? 1325 00:34:57,968 --> 00:34:59,770 >> WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU EACH 1326 00:34:59,770 --> 00:35:01,772 A STICK. 1327 00:35:01,772 --> 00:35:03,741 ON THE END OF THIS SICK IS A 1328 00:35:03,741 --> 00:35:04,742 FLAMMABLE MATERIAL. 1329 00:35:04,742 --> 00:35:05,276 >> Jimmy: [ BLEEP ] SEXY. 1330 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:06,210 >> OH, AM I ‐‐ 1331 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,746 >> Jimmy: OH, SORRY. 1332 00:35:08,746 --> 00:35:11,048 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 1333 00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:12,516 >> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT. 1334 00:35:12,516 --> 00:35:13,517 >> Jimmy: NOW I CAN'T HEAR 1335 00:35:13,517 --> 00:35:13,784 ANYTHING. 1336 00:35:13,784 --> 00:35:14,652 >> ALL RIGHT, SO LISTEN. 1337 00:35:14,652 --> 00:35:16,187 I'VE TAKEN THESE CHIP BAGS. 1338 00:35:16,187 --> 00:35:16,954 EXCEPT I'VE REPLACED THE AIR 1339 00:35:16,954 --> 00:35:19,890 WITH HYDROGEN GAS. 1340 00:35:19,890 --> 00:35:20,824 >> Jimmy: OH. 1341 00:35:20,824 --> 00:35:21,125 WHY? 1342 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,459 >> IF ALL GOES WELL, INSTEAD OF 1343 00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:23,727 JUST TEARING IT OPEN, BECAUSE 1344 00:35:23,727 --> 00:35:24,628 WHO HAS THE TIME, WE'RE GOING TO 1345 00:35:24,628 --> 00:35:24,962 EXPLODE THEM. 1346 00:35:24,962 --> 00:35:26,931 [ LAUGHTER ] 1347 00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:30,467 >> Jimmy: LIKE THE "HINDENBURG." 1348 00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:31,902 >> YOU'RE GOING TO BRING THEM TO 1349 00:35:31,902 --> 00:35:32,636 THE SHINY PIECE. 1350 00:35:32,636 --> 00:35:33,604 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE PUT THE EAR 1351 00:35:33,604 --> 00:35:34,038 THINGS ON TOO SOON. 1352 00:35:34,038 --> 00:35:35,940 >> PROBABLY. 1353 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:36,207 ALL RIGHT. 1354 00:35:36,207 --> 00:35:38,842 YOU READY? 1355 00:35:38,842 --> 00:35:39,610 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1356 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:41,712 >> I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN. 1357 00:35:41,712 --> 00:35:42,146 >> JUST A SECOND. 1358 00:35:42,146 --> 00:35:42,947 ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 1359 00:35:42,947 --> 00:35:43,280 TAKE THAT OFF. 1360 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,282 TAKE THAT OFF. 1361 00:35:45,282 --> 00:35:45,683 TAKE THAT OFF. 1362 00:35:45,683 --> 00:35:48,419 TAKE THIS OFF. 1363 00:35:48,419 --> 00:35:50,087 >> Jimmy: COVER YOUR EARS, THIS 1364 00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:51,255 THING'S ABOUT TO BLOW! 1365 00:35:51,255 --> 00:35:51,989 >> ARMS OUT. 1366 00:35:51,989 --> 00:35:53,157 HERE WE GO. 1367 00:35:53,157 --> 00:35:53,757 TOUCH TO IT THAT SHINY SILVER 1368 00:35:53,757 --> 00:35:57,361 PART. 1369 00:35:57,361 --> 00:35:58,662 >> Jimmy: WHOA! 1370 00:35:58,662 --> 00:35:59,763 >> THERE WE GO! 1371 00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:00,631 THAT IS HOW WE OPEN CHIPS. 1372 00:36:00,631 --> 00:36:01,232 >> Jimmy: CAN WE GET THAT IN 1373 00:36:01,232 --> 00:36:02,166 SLOW MOTION? 1374 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:06,503 >> WHICH ONE'S ON FIRE? 1375 00:36:06,503 --> 00:36:07,204 WOW, THAT'S NICE. 1376 00:36:07,204 --> 00:36:07,738 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1377 00:36:07,738 --> 00:36:08,772 WELL, WE'VE DONE IT ALL. 1378 00:36:08,772 --> 00:36:11,108 THIS TURNED INTO A COOKING 1379 00:36:11,108 --> 00:36:12,610 SEGMENT, "SCIENCE BOB." 1380 00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:14,979 >> PARTY TIME AT THE SCIENTIST'S 1381 00:36:14,979 --> 00:36:15,212 HOUSE. 1382 00:36:15,212 --> 00:36:15,746 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 1383 00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:16,313 "SCIENCE BOB" PFLUGFELDER, 1384 00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:19,216 EVERYBODY! 1385 00:36:19,216 --> 00:36:20,217 @REALSCIENCEBOB ON TIKTOK. 1386 00:36:20,217 --> 00:36:20,985 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 1387 00:36:20,985 --> 00:36:22,386 FROM RYAN HURD AND MAREN MORRIS. 1388 00:36:22,386 --> 00:36:24,989 WILL FERRELL, EVERYBODY! 1389 00:36:24,989 --> 00:36:25,489 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1390 00:36:25,489 --> 00:36:27,758 ♪ 1391 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,134 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 1392 00:36:37,134 --> 00:36:37,868 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 1393 00:36:37,868 --> 00:36:38,636 MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1394 00:36:38,636 --> 00:36:44,141 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1395 00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:45,109 >> Jimmy: HIS ALBUM IS CALLED 1396 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:45,609 "PELAGO." 1397 00:36:45,609 --> 00:36:46,343 HERE WITH THE SONG "CHASING 1398 00:36:46,343 --> 00:36:46,877 AFTER YOU," RYAN HURD AND 1399 00:36:46,877 --> 00:36:49,513 MAREN MORRIS! 1400 00:36:49,513 --> 00:36:51,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1401 00:36:51,715 --> 00:36:52,483 ♪ 1402 00:36:52,483 --> 00:37:04,762 ♪ 1403 00:37:04,762 --> 00:37:08,766 ♪ YOU COME OVER WHEN 1404 00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:09,767 YOUR WINE'S ALL GONE 1405 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:10,768 ALWAYS CATCH ME 1406 00:37:10,768 --> 00:37:12,269 WHEN I'M NOT THAT STRONG ♪ 1407 00:37:12,269 --> 00:37:13,270 ♪ THEN YOU WIND UP 1408 00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:16,006 STAYING ALL NIGHT LONG 1409 00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:19,209 AIN'T NOTHIN' NEW ♪ 1410 00:37:19,209 --> 00:37:20,978 ♪ THEN I WAKE UP WITH 1411 00:37:20,978 --> 00:37:23,714 YOU ON MY CHEST 1412 00:37:23,714 --> 00:37:25,482 YOU GOT A WAY OF 1413 00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:26,483 MAKING ME FORGET ♪ 1414 00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:27,718 ♪ GIRL WITH YOU THE 1415 00:37:27,718 --> 00:37:29,987 ANSWER'S ALWAYS YES 1416 00:37:29,987 --> 00:37:32,723 EVERY TIME YOU CALL ♪ 1417 00:37:32,723 --> 00:37:33,724 ♪ BUT I KNOW 1418 00:37:33,724 --> 00:37:34,758 YEAH I KNOW 1419 00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:35,492 IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪ 1420 00:37:35,492 --> 00:37:36,493 ♪ 'TILL YOU WALK 1421 00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:37,494 'TILL YOU WALK 1422 00:37:37,494 --> 00:37:39,763 BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 1423 00:37:39,763 --> 00:37:42,266 ♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE 1424 00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:44,268 LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪ 1425 00:37:44,268 --> 00:37:45,736 ♪ EVERY TIME 1426 00:37:45,736 --> 00:37:47,771 EVERY TIME 1427 00:37:47,771 --> 00:37:50,007 YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪ 1428 00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:50,974 ♪ YOU COME BACK 1429 00:37:50,974 --> 00:37:52,209 TO THE LOVE 1430 00:37:52,209 --> 00:37:53,977 YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪ 1431 00:37:53,977 --> 00:37:55,479 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHY 1432 00:37:55,479 --> 00:37:56,714 DON'T KNOW WHY 1433 00:37:56,714 --> 00:38:01,485 I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪ 1434 00:38:01,485 --> 00:38:02,219 ♪ GUESS I LOVE 1435 00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:09,259 CHASING AFTER YOU ♪ 1436 00:38:09,259 --> 00:38:10,494 ♪ LISTEN 1437 00:38:10,494 --> 00:38:11,495 WISH I COULD QUIT YOU 1438 00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:13,497 BUT IT FEELS TOO GOOD ♪ 1439 00:38:13,497 --> 00:38:14,765 ♪ IF I COULD TURN IT OFF 1440 00:38:14,765 --> 00:38:16,767 YOU KNOW I WOULD ♪ 1441 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,502 ♪ BUT SOMETHIN' 'BOUT YOU 1442 00:38:18,502 --> 00:38:20,504 MAKES ME THINK WE COULD 1443 00:38:20,504 --> 00:38:23,240 MAKE IT AFTER ALL ♪ 1444 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,708 ♪ BUT I KNOW 1445 00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,210 YEAH I KNOW 1446 00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:27,211 IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪ 1447 00:38:27,211 --> 00:38:28,212 ♪ 'TILL YOU WALK 1448 00:38:28,212 --> 00:38:29,480 'TILL YOU WALK 1449 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,981 BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 1450 00:38:30,981 --> 00:38:32,483 ♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE 1451 00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:37,955 LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪ 1452 00:38:37,955 --> 00:38:39,456 ♪ EVERY TIME 1453 00:38:39,456 --> 00:38:40,758 EVERY TIME 1454 00:38:40,758 --> 00:38:41,759 YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪ 1455 00:38:41,759 --> 00:38:42,760 ♪ YOU COME BACK 1456 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,994 TO THE LOVE 1457 00:38:43,994 --> 00:38:45,529 YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪ 1458 00:38:45,529 --> 00:38:46,497 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHY 1459 00:38:46,497 --> 00:38:47,765 DON'T KNOW WHY 1460 00:38:47,765 --> 00:38:50,501 I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪ 1461 00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:52,035 ♪ GUESS I LOVE 1462 00:38:52,035 --> 00:39:01,311 CHASING AFTER YOU ♪ 1463 00:39:01,311 --> 00:39:01,478 ♪ 1464 00:39:01,478 --> 00:39:10,721 ♪ 1465 00:39:10,721 --> 00:39:11,955 ♪ YOU COME OVER WHEN 1466 00:39:11,955 --> 00:39:13,223 YOUR WINE'S ALL GONE 1467 00:39:13,223 --> 00:39:14,458 ALWAYS CATCH ME WHEN 1468 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:18,495 I'M NOT THAT STRONG ♪ 1469 00:39:18,495 --> 00:39:19,763 ♪ THEN YOU WIND UP 1470 00:39:19,763 --> 00:39:20,764 STAYING ALL NIGHT LONG 1471 00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:24,001 AIN'T NOTHIN' NEW ♪ 1472 00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:25,269 ♪ BUT I KNOW 1473 00:39:25,269 --> 00:39:26,270 YEAH I KNOW 1474 00:39:26,270 --> 00:39:27,237 IT'S A MATTER OF TIME ♪ 1475 00:39:27,237 --> 00:39:28,238 ♪ 'TILL YOU WALK 1476 00:39:28,238 --> 00:39:29,273 'TILL YOU WALK 1477 00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:30,507 BACK OUT OF MY LIFE ♪ 1478 00:39:30,507 --> 00:39:32,476 ♪ LEAVE ME STANDING HERE 1479 00:39:32,476 --> 00:39:38,215 LONELY FEELING LIKE A FOOL ♪ 1480 00:39:38,215 --> 00:39:39,216 ♪ YEAH EVERY TIME 1481 00:39:39,216 --> 00:39:40,484 EVERY TIME 1482 00:39:40,484 --> 00:39:41,485 YOU SAY WE'RE DONE ♪ 1483 00:39:41,485 --> 00:39:42,486 ♪ YOU COME BACK 1484 00:39:42,486 --> 00:39:43,220 TO THE LOVE 1485 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,721 YOU WERE RUNNING FROM ♪ 1486 00:39:44,721 --> 00:39:45,722 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHY 1487 00:39:45,722 --> 00:39:47,991 DON'T KNOW WHY 1488 00:39:47,991 --> 00:39:51,261 I LET YOU BUT I DO ♪ 1489 00:39:51,261 --> 00:39:52,262 ♪ GUESS I LOVE 1490 00:39:52,262 --> 00:39:57,000 CHASING AFTER YOU 1491 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,439 I LOVE CHASING AFTER YOU ♪ 1492 00:40:02,439 --> 00:40:02,606 ♪ 1493 00:40:02,606 --> 00:40:14,117 ♪ 1494 00:40:14,117 --> 00:40:17,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1495 00:40:18,188 --> 00:40:19,656 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 1496 00:40:19,656 --> 00:40:20,190 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 1497 00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:20,791 MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1498 00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,527 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1499 00:40:25,863 --> 00:40:27,865 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1500 00:40:27,865 --> 00:40:29,666 WILL FERRELL, RYAN REYNOLDS, 1501 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:31,301 "RED NOTICE," CHECK THAT OUT. 1502 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:32,536 THANKS TO "SCIENCE BOB," 1503 00:40:32,536 --> 00:40:34,872 RYAN HURD, AND MAREN MORRIS. 1504 00:40:34,872 --> 00:40:35,372 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1505 00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:36,039 TOMORROW NIGHT, OUR GUESTS ARE 1506 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:36,573 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND 1507 00:40:36,573 --> 00:40:37,040 KEVIN GARNETT. 1508 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,541 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 1509 00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:38,275 AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 1510 00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:38,842 RYAN REYNOLDS, TELL HIM I'M 1511 00:40:38,842 --> 00:40:39,276 STILL CONFUSED. 1512 00:40:39,276 --> 00:40:43,981 THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.