>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
WITH GUEST HOST ANTHONY ANDERSON! TONIGHT ‐‐ OFFSET.
HENRY GOLDING. AND MUSIC FROM ROBIN THICKE.
AND NOW, ANTHONY ANDERSON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Anthony: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" I'M YOUR GUEST HOST,
ANTHONY ANDERSON. GIVE ME MORE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANKS TO THOSE OF YOU WHO WATCHED ME EARLIER IN PRIMETIME
FOR THE NBA FINALS.
[ CHEERS ]
I'M HUSTLING RIGHT NOW. GOOD. I'VE GOT "BLACK‐ISH," "TO TELL
THE TRUTH," JIMMY'S PRIMETIME SPECIALS, AND THIS SHOW.
I'M ALSO GOING TO BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH. I NEED THE MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M TRYING TO SAVE UP $30 MILLION FOR A COACH SEAT ON
THAT JEFF BEZOS ROCKET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT. BALD LIGHTYEAR WENT TO SPACE AND
BACK THIS MORNING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TODAY, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD LOOKED UP AND
SAID, "WOW, THAT THING SURE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S BECAUSE THAT THING DID LOOK LIKE A PENIS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THEN, DURING THE LAUNCH, IT WAS EVEN THRUSTING BACK AND
FORTH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
ADD SOME MUSIC TO THAT.
♪
YEAH, MMM‐MMM. LOOK AT THAT. I'M GOING TO HIT THAT SPOT,
BABY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
I'M ON MY WAY TO CREAM CITY! BEZOS WASN'T ALONE UP THERE.
HE TOOK A DIVERSE CREW OF FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS OF WHITE PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
INCLUDING HIS YOUNGER BROTHER, MARK. WHO LOOKS LIKE THE CHEAPEST
VERSION OF JEFF BEZOS SOLD ON AMAZON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S BARGAIN BEZOS!
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU DO KNOW THAT THE WHOLE TRIP TOOK ONLY TEN MINUTES.
FROM THE TIME THEY SAID LIFTOFF, TO THE TIME HE LANDED.
TEN MINUTES! IT TAKES LONGER TO MICROWAVE
LASAGNA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S NOT ALL ‐‐ HE EXITED THE ROCKET WEARING A
COWBOY HAT. BOY, NOTHING SAYS "MIDLIFE
CRISIS" LIKE PUTTING ON A COWBOY HAT AND BLASTING OFF TO SPACE IN
IN A GIANT MENTAL [ BLEEP ].
[ APPLAUSE ]
THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT ONE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE'S FASHION.
THIS IS HOW I SHOWED UP TO REHEARSAL TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LOOK LIKE A COKE DEALER'S TRAVEL AGENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BY THE WAY, WEARING THAT COWBOY HAT WAS ACTUALLY THE LEAST
OBNOXIOUS THING JEFF BEZOS DID TODAY. AFTER THE LAUNCH, HE SAID
THIS.
>> I ALSO ‐‐ I WANT TO THANK ‐‐ UH ‐‐ EVERY AMAZON EMPLOYEE AND
EVERY AMAZON CUSTOMER. BECAUSE YOU GUYS PAID FOR ALL OF
THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO SERIOUSLY, FOR EVERY AMAZON CUSTOMER OUT THERE AND EVERY
AMAZON EMPLOYEE, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART VERY MUCH.
IT'S VERY APPRECIATED.
>> Anthony: SO TO RECAP, BEZOS BOTH LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE
A DOUCHE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
A LOT OF PEOPLE MADE FUN OF JEFF TODAY. HE'S A RECENTLY DIVORCED
57‐YEAR‐OLD WITH AN EXPENSIVE NEW VEHICLE, AND A QUESTIONABLE
NEW HAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THAT ACTUALLY MAKES HIM THE PERFECT SPOKESMAN FOR A VERY
POPULAR PRODUCT.
>> THIS IS THE AGE OF KNOWING HOW TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.
SO WHY WOULD YOU LET SOMETHING LIKE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GET IN
YOUR WAY? ISN'T IT TIME YOU TALKED TO YOUR
DOCTOR ABOUT VIAGRA? 20 MILLION MEN ALREADY HAVE.
VIAGRA, FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO KEEP IT UP, UP AND AWAY.
IF YOUR SPACEFLIGHT LASTS LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES, CALL A FIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: MAYBE HE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE HE'S COMPENSATING.
YOU KNOW, ALL THESE RICH DUDES ARE TRYING TO LEAVE THE PLANET,
BUT WE HAVE PLENTY OF FUN STUFF HAPPENING RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.
>> THE WILD STORY OUT OF INDIA, WHERE A LIQUOR‐LOVING MONKEY
BROKE INTO A LIQUOR STORE AND HELPED HIMSELF TO A BOTTLE OF
KAHLUA RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STORE OWNER.
ONE WORKER TRIED TO STOP THE MONKEY BUT WAS APPARENTLY BIT NO
ONE THE PROCESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: HOW THE HELL ELSE IS THE MONKEY SUPPOSED TO MAKE A
WHITE RUSSIAN?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
IT WAS A BIG DAY IN WASHINGTON. TODAY IS THE SIX‐MONTH MARK OF
THE BIDEN PRESIDENCY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BIDEN'S DONE A LOT SINCE JANUARY. HE GOT ALMOST HALF OF AMERICANS
VACCINATED, SIGNED A $1.9 TRILLION COVID RELIEF BILL,
AND STARTED DATING OLIVIA RODRIGO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW THAT SHE GOT HER DRIVER'S LICENSE, SHE CAN TAKE HIM TO HIS
UROLOGY APPOINTMENTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN PRESIDENT FOR SIX WHOLE MONTHS, AND HE HASN'T
TOLD US TO DRINK BLEACH ONCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S PROGRESS. LIGHT, GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT! I DON'T LIKE TO DRINK BLEACH, I
LIKE TO DRINK TEQUILA.
>> Anthony: YES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES, YOU DO. ALL RIGHT. THE PRESIDENT HOSTED THE SUPER
BOWL CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS AT THE
WHITE HOUSE TODAY. GIVE IT UP FOR THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S BIDEN WITH COACH BRUCE ARIANS, ALSO KNOWN AS
"WHITE CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER."
[ LAUGHTER ]
TOM BRADY WAS ALSO THERE TO CELEBRATE HIS TEAM, AND WORKSHOP
SOME NEW MATERIAL.
>> IT DIDN'T LOOK GREAT THERE, AT ONE POINT 7‐5, STRUGGLING A
LITTLE BIT. AS THE PRESIDENT ALLUDED TO.
BUT WE FOUND OUR RHYTHM, WE GOT ON A ROLL.
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, THINK THAT WE COULD HAVE WON.
AND IN FACT, I THINK ABOUT 40% OF THE PEOPLE STILL DON'T THINK
WE WON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, MR. PRESIDENT?
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT.
>> YEP.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: WELL, I GUESS HE'S NOT GOLFING AT MAR‐A‐LAGO ANY
TIME SOON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW FOR SOMETHING NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART.
IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW MY MAMA DORIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SHE IS A VERY SPECIAL LADY WHO HAPPENS TO BE SINGLE RIGHT NOW.
SO TONIGHT, I'M GONNA FIND HER A MAN IN A NEW GAME CALLED "MATCH
MY MAMA."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
MY MAMA IS OUT ON THE WALK OF FAME RIGHT NOW.
MAMA, HOW YOU DOING OUT THERE, BABY GIRL?
>> I'M WONDERFUL.
>> Anthony: OH, OKAY. WELL, BY THE WAY ‐‐ BACK WHEN I
GOT MY STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME IN AUGUST LAST
YEAR, YOU TOLD REPORTERS YOU'D BE OUT THERE ONCE A MONTH,
CLEANING MY STAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DONE IT?
>> ONCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: WHEN? DON'T LIE TO THE PEOPLE!
>> YEAH, I DID IT ONCE, BUT YOU KNOW I GOT BAD KNEES.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT NO MORE. I'MA GET A SWIFFER.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: MAMA, MAMA, MAMA!
>> WHAT, WHAT?
>> Anthony: STAY OFF YOUR KNEES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT, BACK TO BUSINESS. ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: SPEAKING OF STAYING OFF YOUR KNEES, MAMA ‐‐ WHEN IS
THE LAST TIME YOU DATED?
>> 2011.
>> Anthony: I SEDATED, NOT HAD SOME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> 2011.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: OH, OKAY. SO MAMA, I WANT YOU TO TELL THE
WORLD WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IN A MAN?
>> A MAN WITH HIS OWN HOUSE AND HIS OWN MONEY.
AND THAT'S FUN, SOMEBODY THAT COULD MAKE ME LAUGH FOR A CHANGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WELL.
WE HAVE THREE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS THAT WE'RE GOING TO BRING OUT
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. BRING THE BACHELORS OUT FOR MY
MAMA TO CHOOSE FROM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
HI. HEY.
>> Anthony: OH. OH, THAT'S THE BEST WE COULD DO
FOR MY MAMA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOTHING AGAINST YOU, GENTLEMEN. PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
>> I'M CAPTAIN IRVING PEELE, I AM A RETIRED AIRLINE PILOT, AND
I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, ORIGINALLY FROM NEW YORK CITY.
I LIKE TO TRAVEL, I LOVE ‐‐
>> Anthony: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, I JUST NEEDED YOUR NAME, I JUST
NEEDED YOUR NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, MY MAMA DON'T LIKE A TALKER. BACHELOR NUMBER 2, PLEASE
INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
>> MY NAME'S GREG MASON. SEMI‐RETIRED, TRYING TO BE
RETIRED. I'M HERE TO FIND TRUE LOVE.
>> Anthony: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT. WATCH HOW YOU LOOK AT MY MAMA
WHEN YOU TALK TO HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I LIKE IT.
>> Anthony: BACHELOR NUMBER 3.
>> HELLO, MY NAME IS TERRY AND I AM A SWIM INSTRUCTOR AND LIVE A
VERY ACTIVE LIFESTYLE.
>> Anthony: OH! YEAH! OKAY, I KNOW WHO THE
FRONT‐RUNNER IS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU EACH SOME
QUESTIONS AND DETERMINE WHICH, IF ANY OF YOU, DESERVE TO GO ON
A DATE WITH MY MAMA. AND MAYBE EVEN BECOME MY NEW DAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH!
>> Anthony: MAMA, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
>> I'M READY, I'M READY.
>> Anthony: NUMBER 3, WE'RE GOING TO START WITH YOU.
IF YOU WENT TO PICK MY MAMA UP ON A DATE, AND YOU NOTICED HER
WIG WAS CROOKED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> I WOULD BE HIGHLY ADAPTIVE AND ACCEPT IT, KNOWING THAT THE
REAL BEAUTY OF A PERSON IS THEIR CHARACTER AND THEIR PERSONALITY.
NOT THE EXTERNAL.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: OH, OH, OKAY. BACHELOR NUMBER 3, I WANT TO LET
YOU KNOW, MY MAMA CAN SMELL BULL
[ BLEEP ] A MILE AWAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST BE YOU, JUST BE REAL.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Anthony: SHE MAY GIVE YOU, SOME IT'S BEEN 11 YEARS, ALL
RIGHT? YOU WERE MY FRONT‐RUNNER UNTIL
THAT BULL [ BLEEP ] ANSWER YOU JUST GAVE ME. ALL RIGHT. IRVING.
>> YES?
>> Anthony: WHAT ANIMAL DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH?
>> A LEOPARD.
>> Anthony: OH, WHY, IRVING?
>> I JUST LIKE THE SPEED OF CHASING.
[ AUDIENCE MOANING ]
>> Anthony: OH, SOOKY SOOKY NOW! DID YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE MY MAMA
LOOK LIKE SHE GOT ON LEOPARD PRINT PANTS?
>> HOW DID YOU GUESS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: OKAY. BACHELOR NUMBER 2, GREG.
WHAT PET NAME WOULD YOU GIVE MY MAMA? LOOK AT HER, NOW.
COME UP WITH THE RIGHT NAME.
>> WHOA. THIS IS DANGEROUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
"DEAR." "MY DEAR."
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: OH! HEY, HEY, GREG.
I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, MY MAMA LIKE A LITTLE WHITE DID
CHOCOLATE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT? SHE LIKE A LITTLE WHITE
CHOCOLATE. TERRY. WHAT IS MY CHARACTER'S NAME?
ON "BLACK‐ISH"?
>> HM. GOOD QUESTION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: WELL, GIVE ME A GOOD ANSWER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE DON'T KNOW .
>>> I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT. DAMN, TERRY.
GREG, THIS IS GOING TO DETERMINE A WHOLE LOT ABOUT YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR IN THE LAST ELECTION?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COULD YOU REMIND ME WHO WAS RUNNING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: OH, YOU MADE MY MAMA LAUGH! YOU MADE MY MAMA LAUGH.
OKAY. IRVING.
>> YES?
>> Anthony: YOU'RE WALKING WITH MY MAMA IN THE WOODS.
AND A BEAR POPS OUT. WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> FIRST OF ALL, I'D JUMP IN FRONT TO PROTECT HER.
AND WE BOTH WOULD RUN.
>> Anthony: YEAH, WHICH ‐‐ NO, NO. IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER.
IF I DO JUMP IN FRONT OF MY MAMA, THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO
RUN IN FRONT OF MY MAMA, WHICH MEANS THE BEAR IS GOING TO GET
MY MAMA FIRST. DAMMIT, IRVING. I WAS HOPING FOR THE RETIRED
PILOT BECAUSE MY MAMA LIKE TO FLY FOR FREE.
IRVING, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY NEXT STEPDADDY, HOW WOULD YOU
BOND WITH ME?
>> FIRST OF ALL, I'LL TALK AVIATION, TAKE YOU FLYING, AND
TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY. AND WE WILL BOND THAT WAY.
>> Anthony: NO, WE WOULDN'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, WE WOULDN'T. NO, NO, NO WE WOULDN'T.
NO, WE WOULDN'T.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BECAUSE YOU FLYING HIGH, ME GETTING HIGH, ARE TWO DIFFERENT
TYPES OF HIGHS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MAMA, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THESE THREE JOKERS OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW?
>> YOU KNOW, LET ME ASK SOME QUESTIONS.
WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL LIKE TO PLAY CARDS?
>> I PLAY CARDS.
>> YOU LIKE CARDS? WHAT ABOUT DOMINOS?
>> I DON'T PLAY DOMINOS.
>> WOULD YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY?
>> I PLAY DOMINOS.
>> YOU LIKE BINGO?
>> YES.
>> YOU LIKE BINGO?
>> NOT SO MUCH.
>> YOU LIKE BINGO?
>> NOT SO MUCH.
>> YOU LIKE VEGAS?
>> OF COURSE.
>> YOU LIKE VEGAS?
>> TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
>> I KNOW WHO I WANT.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU GUYS HEARD IT R. MY MAMA KNOW WHO SHE WANTED. MAMA?
>> YEAH?
>> Anthony: I ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU WANT TO IT WOULD.
TELL AMERICA WHO YOU'RE CHOOSING.
>> YOU TELL THEM.
>> Anthony: NO, YOU TELL THEM.
>> YOU TELL THEM.
>> Anthony: YOU TELL THEM.
>> YOU SAID YOU KNOW.
>> Anthony: I DON'T, I LIED, MAMA, IT'S TV!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, I TAKE HIM.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR HAND OFF HIS KNEES.
CONGRATULATIONS, IRVING!
>> THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE IRVING, I KNEW IT WAS
GOING TO BE IRVING. ALL RIGHT. MY MOTHER IS OFFICIALLY YOUR
PROBLEM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW I WANT YOU GUYS TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, WE'LL CHECK
BACK WITH YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. IRVING, KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I
CAN SEE THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL TRY.
>> Anthony: MAMA, YOU TOO. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW MOVIE "SNAKE EYES:
G.I. JOE ORIGINS," HENRY GOLDING IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ROBIN THICKE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MY BOY OFFSET!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK! MAMA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>> YES, I CAN HEAR YOU.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT. HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING OUT THERE
WITH YOU, YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS?
>> FINE, JUST FINE.
>> Anthony: MAMA ‐‐ YOU SAY WHAT IR IRVING?
>> WORKING OUT JUST RIGHT.
>> Anthony: MAMA, I NEED YOU TO ASK IRVING, CHECK HIS LICENSE,
MAKE SURE HE WAS A PILOT AND NOT A MECHANIC ON THE PLANE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS A MECHANIC, IT'S A JOB.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> HEY, NOW, HEY.
>> Anthony: OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
WELL, ENJOY THE MUSIC, ENJOY THAT HARD PIECE OF BUTTER ON THE
GREEN BEANS THAT AIN'T HEALTHY.
>> I'M EATING IT.
>> Anthony: I KNOW YOU ARE. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MOVIE
"SNAKE EYES: G.I JOE ORIGINS," HENRY GOLDING IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER, HIS LATEST ALBUM IS CALLED "ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN,"
MUSIC FROM MY FRIEND ROBIN THICKE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL WEEK, I'LL BE HERE HOSTING WITH
MY GUESTS MARGOT ROBBIE, JOHN SEE‐NUH, JAMES GUNN,
CHRISTIAN SLATER, AND METTA WORLD PEACE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT MY GUEST TONIGHT IS ONE‐THIRD OF THE MULTI‐PLATINUM
RAP GROUP, MIGOS. AND ONE‐HALF OF HIP‐HOP'S MOST
INTRIGUING MARRIAGE, TOO. NOW HE'S PRODUCER AND JUDGE OF
A NEW REALITY COMPETITION SHOW CALLED "THE HYPE."
PREMIERING AUGUST 12th ON HBO MAX, PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR MY
BOY, OFFSET!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> YEAH!
>> Anthony: OFFSET.
>> YES, SIR?
>> Anthony: HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AS A KID, I WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE OFF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO BE ON SET, THE CAMERA, SO I JUST PUT THE
"SET" ON THE END, OFFSET.
>> Anthony: OKAY THERE WE GO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU START MED OFF. I GOT MY MAMA OUTSIDE ON
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, HAVING A DATE WITH HER NEW MAN, IRVING,
POSSIBLY MY NEW DADDY.
>> MAMA!
>> Anthony: OH, MAMA, YOU HEAR THAT, MAMA?
>> MAMA?
>> Anthony: ARE YOU INVOLVED OR HOW INVOLVED ARE YOU IN YOUR
MOTHER'S LOVE LIFE?
>> I'M VERY INVOLVED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.
>> MY MAMA'S MARRIED, BUT I'M STILL INVOLVED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: OKAY, SPEAKING OF MARRIAGES.
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW TO CARDI B.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST DATE WITH YOUR WIFE.
>> MY FIRST DATE, I WENT BIG. I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT
WAS NOT NORMALLY DONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
I WANTED TO HAVE FUN.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> NOT SO SERIOUS. LIKE, YOU KNOW, ENJOYABLE TIME.
SO I TOOK HER TO THE SUPER BOWL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: OKAY. WHICH SUPER BOWL WAS THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBER. BUT I KNOW WHO WAS PLAYING.
>> Anthony: WHO PLAYING?
>> ATLANTA FALCONS, MY TEAM.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
>> VERSUS THEM PATRIOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS AT THAT GAME TOO.
IT WAS A GREAT GAME. UP UNTIL THE FOURTH QUARTER.
>> THREE MINUTES LEFT.
>> Anthony: OH, MAN.
>> WE HAD ‐‐ WHAT WAS IT, I THINK IT WAS ‐‐ I THINK WE WAS
UP BY 20 POINTS, 23‐20.
>> Anthony: YEAH, YEAH, Y'ALL WERE UP.
>> TOM BRADY WITH THE SUPERMAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHATEVER POWERS HE BE HAVING.
>> Anthony: YEAH, HE HAD SOME POWERS.
>> THEN HE ENDED US. I LOST $10,000 THAT NIGHT TOO.
>> Anthony: $10,000?
>> YES. YOU KNOW WHAT I WON?
>> Anthony: OKAY?
>> MY WIFE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: THAT'S NOT A BAD CONSOLATION PRIZE.
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> Anthony: SPEAKING OF PRIZES AND GIFTS AND ALL OF THAT.
LET'S JUST RUNDOWN THE LIST OF GIFTS THAT YOU GUYS HAVE SHARED
WITH ONE ANOTHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S GIVEN YOU A ROLLS ROYCE. UH‐HUH. IT SAYS HERE, WORTH OVER
$300,000. A DIAMOND PENDANT WORTH OVER
$250,000. A REFRIGERATOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FILLED WITH A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN IT.
AND A GOLDEN LAMBORGHINI WORTH OVER ANOTHER HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS. NOW, YOU ‐‐
>> PRESSURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: ‐‐ HAVE GIVEN HER ‐‐ VALENTINE'S GIFTS.THDAY AND ‐
YOU HAVE GIVEN HER A LAMBORGHINI SUV.
A 20‐CARAT DIAMOND RING MODELED AFTER THE NECKLACE FROM "THE
TITANIC" THAT IS WORTH OVER A MILLION DOLLARS.
A ROLLS‐ROYCE WORTH OVER $300,000.
AND YOUR BABY GIRL, CULTURE, JUST CELEBRATED HER 3rd BIRTHDAY.
AND YOU GAVE HER $150,000 DIAMOND NECKLACE?
>> NO, I GAVE HER A ‐‐ DURING
THE TIME SHE'S 12, IT MIGHT BE WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: INVEST, I UNDERSTAND.
>> AND YOU SKIPPED OUT, IT WAS TWO RINGS.
>> Anthony: IT WAS TWO RINGS?
>> YES. ONE RING ON STAGE, BOOM.
THEN I CAME BACK AND DOUBLED THE SIZE. IT WAS 10 CARAT AT FIRST.
THEN I GOT 22 CARAT.
>> Anthony: OKAY. WE ALL AIN'T ABLE TO DO THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> GOD IS GOOD.
>> Anthony: ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME.
LOOKING AT THESE EXTRAVAGANT GIFTS, YOUR WIFE SEEMS LIKE
SHE'S THE TYPE OF WOMAN WHO WOULD EXPECT A PUSH GIFT.
AFTER PUSHING THESE BABIES OUT. DO YOU HAVE A PUSH GIFT IN MIND?
>> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: NO?
>> I FEEL LIKE THE GIFT IS THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD ALREADY.
>> Anthony: OKAY, I AGREE.
>> I'MA GET HER A GIFT, THOUGH, I GOT TO.
>> Anthony: I UNDERSTAND THAT. I LIKE TO FIGHT FOR MEN GETTING
PUSH GIFTS TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
RIGHT? BECAUSE WE PUSHED THE BABY IN,
OKAY?
>> OKAY! OKAY!
>> Anthony: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS WILL BE YOUR FIFTH CHILD?
>> FIVE.
>> Anthony: FIVE. SOMEBODY BEEN BUSY. FIVE.
NOW, NOW, ARE WE AT LIBERTY TO TALK ABOUT THE SEX OF THE BABY
OR THE NAME THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE BABY YET?
OR IS THAT STILL A SECRET AMONGST FAMILY AND FRIENDS?
>> STILL A MYSTERY.
>> Anthony: OKAY. WELL, KEEPING UP WITH THE
MYSTERY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OFFSET AFTER THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT
TO YOU BY CREDIT KARMA MONEY. A REWARDING WAY TO SPEND AND
SAVE.
>>> STREETWEAR IS EXPLOSIVE. WELCOME TO THE HEIGHTS.
>> I AM SO EXCITED.
>> ONLY ONE OF YOU WILL BE THE WINNER OF THIS STREET
COMPETITION.
>> PLEASE, I'MA ABOUT TO KILL THIS.
>> LET'S GO!
♪ ON AND ON AND ON THOSE.
>> IT'S ABOUT OVERCOMING AND BREAKING THROUGH.
>> THE WHOLE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU, DON'T BLOW THAT
OPPORTUNITY.
>> THAT'S FINE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK. I'M HERE WITH OFFSET.
WE JUST SAW A TRAILER FOR "THE HYPE" WHICH PREMIERES ALL 12th
ON HBO MAX. OFFSET, TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT
THIS SHOW IS.
>> HEY. SO THIS SHOW, "THE HYPE" IS I'M
A JUDGE WITH BETH AND MARNEY, SHOUT‐OUT TO THEM, AND WE'RE
GIVING THESE KIDS WHO COME FROM THE STREET OPPORTUNITY TO BE
ABLE TO BECOME A BIG BRAND. A LOT OF THOSE GUYS GET
OVERSCHADLOWED. THERE'S NO SHOW LIKE THIS WHERE
WE SHINE THE RIGHT ON STREETWEAR, WHICH IS ONE OF THE
BIGGEST THINS IN OUR CURRENT TIME RIGHT NOW.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> IT'S JUST GIVING OPPORTUNITY TO THOSE GUYS.
THEY GET TO WIN 150 GRAND.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
>> AND A COLLAB WITH STOCK X, WHICH IS MAJOR IN THE FASHION
WORLD. IT'S GIVING A CHANCE FOR THE
YOUTH TO BE SEEN, MAN. A LOT OF THESE BIGGER BRANDS, I
DON'T WANT TO NAME THEM.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> A LOT OF THESE BIGGER BRANDS, THEY TAKE IDEAS AND GET IDEAS
AND THEY MAKE THE MONEY FOR IT AND THESE KIDS DON'T GET
ACKNOWLEDGED AND THEY DON'T GET A FAIR SHARE OF THEIR CREATIVITY
AND THEIR ART.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF STREETWEAR?
>> IT'S NOT REALLY ‐‐ THAT QUESTION, I REALLY ANSWER LIKE,
IT'S NOT REALLY A DEFINITION. BECAUSE IT'S WHAT PEOPLE FEEL IS
ART. SO IT'S NOT ‐‐ IT'S WHATEVER DIRECTION OR HIGH‐PERFORMANCE
FEELS THEY NEED TO DRESS IN THEIR PERSONALITY OF FASHION IN
THEMSELVES.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> IT'S NOT A PARTICULAR THING, IT'S HOW YOU FEEL, IT'S WHAT'S
IN THE STREETS.
>> Anthony: OKAY, I FEEL YOU ON THAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU'RE A STYLISH BROTHER.
>> YEAH, I'M PRETTY FLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: YOU'RE PRETTY FLY.
>> IF I SAY SO MYSELF.
>> Anthony: SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO GROW INTO THAT FLYNESS.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN FLY, OR WHAT WAS YOUR STYLE LIKE
BEFORE THIS?
>> I WAS ALWAYS FLY. MY MAMA GOT ME TWO PAIR OF SHOES
A YEAR. I WOULDN'T PLAY SO I COULD HAVE
FRESH SHOES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
I WOULD SACRIFICE PLAYING. I WAS BIG ON MY APPEARANCE.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> AND SCHOOL ‐‐ YOU KNOW. WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, MIDDLE
SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, THAT'S ALL IT'S ABOUT.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION, OF COURSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ABOUT BEING FLY. I TRIED TO HAVE THAT, EVEN WHEN
I DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY, I TRIED TO LOOK GOOD.
MY BROTHER, HE COULD DRAW, SO I HAD HIM DRAW ON T‐SHIRTS.
I KNOW NOBODY HAVE THIS T‐SHIRT, SO IT WILL BE ONE OF ONE.
THERE MIGHT BE HANGS BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> Anthony: I FEEL YOU.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: SPEAKING OF SHOESES, IF MY CALCULATIONS IS CORRECT,
IF I HEARD CORRECTLY, YOU OWN BETWEEN 3,000 TO 4,000 PAIR OF
SHEIKERS?
>> YEAH, I HAD 3,000, PROBABLY AROUND 3,200 NOW.
>> Anthony: UH‐HUH. OKAY, WHERE DO YOU KEEP THOSE
SHOES, OFFSET?
>> OKAY, SO I GOT A LOCATION HERE.
>> Anthony: UH‐HUH.
>> IN L. A. THERAPY MY HOUSE IN ATLANTA, I
GOT A BASEMENT, THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE BASEMENT IS DEDICATED TO
MY SHOES, MY BABIES.
>> Anthony: OKAY, OKAY. BETTER QUESTION.
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: WHO HAS MORE SHOES YOU OR YOUR WIFE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I THEM SHE STILL GOT ME BEAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
STILL GOT ME BEAT. FOR SURE.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT. HOW DID ‐‐ LET'S TALK ABOUT
MIGOS FOR A SECOND.
>> LET'S GET IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: HOW DID THIS COME
ABOUT BETWEEN YOU TAKE OFF AND
CUEVO? HOW DID YOU START MAKING MUSIC?
>> WE ALWAYS ‐‐ WE LOVE MUSIC, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> CUEVO AND TAKEOFF HAD A DOES
IN, NOT MY COUSIN, THEY WERE IN STUDIO SINCE THEY WERE KIDS.
WE GOT A STUDIO, RECORDED ON IT, EVERYBODY METHOD IT WAS A JOKE.
SIXTH, SEVENT BELIEVE. EVERYBODY LIKE, OH, WHACK, IT
SUCKS. WE KEPT GOING WITH IT, AIN'T
NOTHING NOBODY COULD TELL US. GOING THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL, WE
NEVER WANTED TO BE BIG SUPER, ARTISTS, WE JUST WANTED TO TAKE
OVER OUR TOWN WHERE WE WERE FROM. WE WANTED TO TOUCH THAT, TAKE
OVER THAT.
>> Anthony: YEAH.
>> THEN IT STARTED TO HAPPEN. AND THEN WE GOT A TWEET FROM
GUCCI. THEN THAT'S WHEN IT WAS LIKE ‐‐
I KNEW LIKE, OH, YEAH, WE IN THE BUILDING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: YEAH, YEAH. STARTED WITH A SMALL DREAM,
WANTING TO TAKE OVER HIS TOWN, ENDED UP TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: NOW YOU GUYS HAVE A NEW VIDEO DROPPING TOMORROW?
>> YES "ROADRUNNER."
>> Anthony: YOU WERE THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF THE VIDEO?
>> YES.
>> Anthony: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY?
>> I COME UP WITH THE CONTENT. AND THE VISUAL.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
>> TO MATCH THE SONG.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> TO WATCH THE WORLD AGAIN.
>> Anthony: HOW WAS IT DIRECTING ‐‐ I KNOW YOU WERE THE
CREDITIVE DIRECTOR. DID YOU HAVE TO DIRECT QUEVO AT
ALL, AND HOW HIGH WAS HE?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
I ASK YOU THIS QUESTION, I HAD QUEVO ON MY SHOW, "BLACK‐ISH,"
AND I HAPPENED TO DIRECT THAT PARTICULAR EPISODE.
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: HE TURNED TO ME, BIG BRUH, HOWARE AM I DOING?
I SAID, FOR HOW HIGH YOU ARE, QCUEVO, YOU'RE DOING PATRIOT
PRETTY GOOD.
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHO SMOKES THE MOST WEED AFTER Y'ALL? SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
GETTING HIGH, LET'S BE REAL ABOUT IT.
>> THE MOST ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK IT'S A TIE. BUT, BUT SEE, IT'S ‐‐ IT'S A
TIE, BUT TAKEOFF, WE CALL HIM THE DON.
>> Anthony: YEAH.
>> BECAUSE HE GOING TO EXAMINE IT, HE GOING TO MAKE SURE
IT'S ‐‐ HE GOING TO TELL YOU, BOY, YOU SMOKE SOME BULL
[ MUTED ].
I GIVE TO IT TAKEOFF, HE'S THE DON.
>> Anthony: YOU GIVE TO IT TAKEOFF.
[ APPLAUSE ]
GIVE IT UP FOR MY MAN, OFFSET!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
"THE HYPE" PREMIERES AUGUST 12th ON HBO MAX. WE'LL BE BACK WITH
HENRY GOLDING. AND MY MAMA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK. MAMA?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>> YEAH.
>> Anthony: MAMA!
>> YES?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HEY, BABY. I GOT MY FEET UP, ANDY.
>> Anthony: OH, LORD.
>> SO YOU KNOW HE LIKE ME.
>> Anthony: OH! HEY, IRVING.
JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, MY MAMA AIN'T GOT NO TOENAILS ON
TEN OF HER TOES.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'M NOT.
>> ANTHONY. ASK HIM WHERE HE LIKE TO GO.
>> Anthony: IRVING? WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO GO?
>> TO THE BAHAMAS.
>> AND HE A PILOT, ANTHONY.
>> Anthony: OH, IRVING, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BOND.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAMA'S LAST TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS
WITH A PILOT. AND A PRIME MINISTER.
AND A HEAD OF SECURITY. AND NO, I'MA TELL THE TRUTH AND
SHAME THE DEVIL, MAMA! I GOT TO GO.
>> IT'S HIM, ANTHONY, IT'S HIM.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHOM YOU KNOW
FROM HIS ROLE IN THE HISTORY‐MAKING FILM "CRAZY RICH
ASIANS."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR HAVING THE FACE OF AN ANGEL. NOW HE STARS AS THE
EPONYMOUS ‐‐ WHO THE HELL PUT THAT WORD?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW A BLACK MAN DON'T SPEAK LANGUAGE LIKE THAT ON TV.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: DID I SAY IT RIGHT? THE EPONYMOUS KATANA‐WIELDING
NINJA, SNAKE EYES, HERE'S A CLIP.
>> TAKE THIS BOW FROM ME, I'M TAKE THAT BOW FROM YOU.
>> OKAY. WHAT'S THE PUNCHLINE?
>> YOU MUST TAKE MY BOWL WITHOUT SPILLING THE WATER.
FAIL FOUR TIMES AND YOUR TRAINING IS OVER BEFORE IT
BEGINS.
♪
>> THAT'S ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT. "SNAKE EYES: G.I. JOE ORIGINS"
OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO
HENRY GOLDING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT A CROWD! HOLY MOLY.
>> Anthony: GREAT CROWD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GREAT CROWD, BUT HENRY, WE'RE GOING TO GET RIGHT TO IT.
>> PLEASE.
>> Anthony: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST LOOKED INTO THE
MIRROR AND REALIZED YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL?
[ CHEERS ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT
QUESTION, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY HOW AMAZING ANTHONY'S ENERGY IS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ‐‐ NO JOKE. I'M BLOWN AWAY BY YOU.
I'M GOING TO PAY YOUR COMPLIMENT BACK.
>> Anthony: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.
WELL, I HEAR YOU HAVE A NEW BABY GIRL?
>> I DO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: A NEW ADDITION TO YOUR FAMILY, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU. 3 1/2 MONTHS OLD.
>> Anthony: WHAT'S HER NAME?
>> LILA. LITTLE BABY LILA. THERE SHE IS WITH MY MAMA.
>> Anthony: WHY IS YOUR MOM HOLDING THAT BABY LIKE SHE'S
NEVER HELD A BABY BEFORE IN HER LIFE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LITERALLY THIS WAS THE ONLY MICROSECOND WHERE THE BABY WAS
SMILING. SO MOM'S A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
THAT.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
>> LET'S GET BACK TO YOUR MOM. YOU'RE TORTURING YOUR MOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: I AM NOT TORTURING MY MOTHER, TRUST ME, MY MOTHER
IS LIVING THE LIFE. MAMA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? ALL RIGHT.
>> SHE'S BUSY.
>> Anthony: YEAH SHE'S BUSY. OH, LORD. WITH MY NEW DADDY.
>> YOU SET UP A BED AND EVERYTHING, I LOVE IT.
>> Anthony: I DIDN'T SET THAT UP, THAT JUST APPEARED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING ABOUT BABIES, DID YOU GIVE YOUR WIFE A PUSH PRESENT?
>> OBVIOUSLY NOT AS AMAZING AS OFFSET'S. BUT YEAH.
I HAVE THIS AMAZING FRIEND IN NEW YORK, ZUMIR KASSAM, HE
DESIGNED ME A BEAUTIFUL, INTRICATE SORT OF TENNIS
BRACELET FOR HER. BUT YEAH, THERE IS A HUGE, HUGE
SORT OF PRESSURE ‐‐ NOT A PRESSURE, SHOULD I SAY.
I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING. BUT YEAH.
THE PUSH PRESENTS ARE ALL THE THING NOW, RIGHT?
>> Anthony: YEAH, RIGHT?
>> DID YOU GET IT AFTER, DID YOU GIVE IT BEFORE?
THAT'S THE QUESTION.
>> Anthony: I THINK ‐‐
>> I GAVE IT BEFORE BECAUSE I WANTED HER TO ENJOY IT BEFORE
THIS LITTLE MONSTER CAME OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND TOOK OVER OUR LIVES.
>> Anthony: WELL, I THINK IT SERVES ITS PURPOSE WHEN YOU GIVE
IT AFTER, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY GAVE TO IT HER BEFORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH!
>> Anthony: YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY FOR
A SECOND.
>> PLEASE.
>> Anthony: YOU KNOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HERITAGE, YOUR
CULTURE. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, HOW DID THIS
MIXTURE HAPPEN?
>> SO I'M FROM A TRIBE IN MALAYSIA CALLED THE EBON.
IT'S ON THE ISLAND OF EBONIA. MY DAD'S ENGLISH, PORTSMOUTH.
BUT YEAH, NO, I WAS BORN ON THE ISLAND ITSELF.
AND TRADITIONALLY THEY WERE LIKE BACK IN THE GENERATIONAL DAYS
SORT OF HEAD HUNTERS AND REALLY SORT OF A FIERCE TRIBE.
>> Anthony: UH‐HUH?
>> I REMEMBER GOING BACK AS A KID, AND THEY LIVE IN THESE SORT
OF COMMUNAL, BEAUTIFUL HOMES WITH SORT OF 15 TO 20 HOUSES IN
ONE STRETCH. SO IT'S A VERY, VERY STRONG SORT
OF COMMUNITY. I REMEMBER GOING BACK AND
THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY. IF YOU WANTED FRESH MEAT, YOU'D
HAVE TO GO OUT TO GET A PIG OR A CHICKEN.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
>> OR ANYTHING. SO VERY MUCH SORT OF GRASSROOTS
IN THAT SENSE.
>> Anthony: UH‐HUH. YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING
CHARACTER IN YOUR FAMILY, AN UN UNCLE?
>> OH MY GOD.
>> Anthony: WHO USED TO FIGHT ALLIGATORS?
>> YEAH, MY UNCLE, HE'S AN ABSOLUTE BEAST.
YOU COULD SEND HIM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE WITH JUST A
KNIFE AND HE'D COME BACK WITH A PELT OF LIKE A BEAR, A WOLF,
FANGS HANGING FROM ‐‐ YEAH, TERE WAS A STORY WHERE, TO GET
THROUGH THIS LONGHOUSE, YOU WOULD HAVE TO CROSS THIS RATHER
LARGE RIVER.
>> Anthony: UH‐HUH?
>> WHICH IS CROCODILE INFESTED. BECAUSE ‐‐ OBVIOUSLY.
>> Anthony: RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO THE ONE THING THE BRIDGE WAS DOWN.
WE HAD TO SORT OF, LIKE, PUSH HIS WIFE OVER ON THIS BOAT, THIS
TINY LITTLE BOAT. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THERE'S AN
ALLIGATOR JUST LATCHED ONTO HIS ARM. HE'S SORT OF PRYING IT OFF.
SAFE TO SAY HE MADE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE WITH DINNER SORTED
FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
>> Anthony: DINNER, A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS, AND A NEW BELT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. HARRY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN
ACTION FIGURE.
>> YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: IT COMES WITH A REMOVABLE HEAD!
[ LAUGHTER ]
A REMOVABLE HEAD, THIS IS BIG‐TIME.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> Anthony: IT COMES FULL CIRCLE, BECAUSE G.I. JOE STARTED
AS AN ACTION FIGURE, THEN COMIC BOOK, NOW A MOVIE.
NOW HERE YOU ARE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT REALLY KIND OF LOOKS LIKE ME, HUH?
>> Anthony: THAT IS YOU.
>> THEY DID A GREAT JOB.
>> Anthony: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR THE
BEAUTIFUL HENRY GOLDING. "SNAKE EYES: G.I. JOE ORIGINS"
OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MUSIC FROM
ROBIN THICKE.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
♪
>>> IS THE RUBBER DUCKY MOVIE SCARY?
>> I JUST SELL ‘EM, I DON'T WATCH ‘EM.
>> OH, OKAY. CAN I BUY ONE TICKET FOR ME AND
ONE FOR EVERYBODY WHO'S BEHIND ME?
>> YOU SURE HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS!
>> OH, THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS. BUT WHEN I PAY WITH CREDIT KARMA
MONEY, I COULD WIN INSTANT KARMA, AND GET THESE TICKETS FOR
FREE!
>> WOW, THAT'S A GREAT DEAL! YOU GOING TO BUY POPCORN FOR ALL
OF THEM, TOO?
>> I'M NOT RICH, CRAZY LADY. WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK
RIDE? ALL RIGHT, READY?
>> WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING WITH CREDIT KARMA MONEY, YOU COULD
WIN INSTANT KARMA AND GET IT FOR FREE. OPEN AN ACCOUNT TODAY.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Anthony: THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
I WANT TO THANK OFFSET, HENRY GOLDING, ROBIN THICKE, MY
MAMA, AND MY NEW DADDY TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS ]
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. BUT FIRST, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE THIS. HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "ON EARTH
AND IN HEAVEN." WITH THE SONG "LOOK EASY,"
ROBIN THICKE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE
MOTHERS OUT THERE ♪
♪ DEDICATED TO THE TEACHERS OUT
THERE ♪
♪ AND ALL THE FRONTLINE WORKERS
OUT THERE ♪
♪ YOU MAKE IT ALL SO YOU MAKE IT
ALL LOOK TO EASY ♪ WHOO!
♪
♪ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
THERE'S NO WAY DID I DO SOMETHING IN
ANOTHER LIFE TO ♪
♪ DESERVE YOUR GRACE
HOW DID THEY MAKE YOU SO PURE AND FREE ♪
♪ LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE
WE LOSE OUR HEARTS BUT YOURS STILL BEATS ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY BABY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY
ALL RIGHT TELL ME HOW DO YOU DO IT ♪
♪ HOW DO YOU BEAR STANDING IN
THE EYE OF THE STORM ♪
♪ LIKE YOU DON'T CARE
♪ ALWAYS SMILING
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ EVEN WHEN WE ALL WANT TO HANG
OUR HEADS YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY WHOA ♪
♪ WON'T YOU TELL ME HOW YOU DO
THAT ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY AND
THE REST OF US ARE SO BAD ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY
♪ YEAH YEAH WON'T YOU TELL ME
HOW YOU DO THAT ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY
♪ COME ON OH OH YEAH BABY YEAH
YEAH YEAH BABY ♪
♪ OH HOO OH HOO
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY
AND THE REST OF US ARE SO BAD ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY OH
OH ♪
♪ WON'T YOU TELL ME HOW DO YOU
YOU DO THAT ♪
♪ YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK EASY EASY
OH BABY ♪
♪
♪ OH BABE OH HOO
♪
♪ OH BABE OH HOO
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU MAKE
LOVE LOOK SO EASY ♪
♪ OH YEAH YOU MAKE LOVE LOOK SO
EASY ♪
>> Anthony: WHY YOU GOT YOUR SHIRT OFF ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD
WITH MY MAMA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]