1 00:00:00,255 --> 00:00:01,589 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD ‐ IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" WITH GUEST 2 00:00:01,589 --> 00:00:06,461 HOST, ARSENIO HALL! TONIGHT, LeBRON JAMES, 3 00:00:06,461 --> 00:00:10,198 RICHARD E. GRANT, 4 00:00:10,198 --> 00:00:16,170 AND MUSIC FROM TAINY X YANDEL. 5 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:19,173 AND NOW, ARSENIO HALL! 6 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:19,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 7 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:33,988 ♪ 8 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:41,262 >> Arsenio: OH, YES! YES! ABSOLUTELY! HELLO. HAVE A SEAT. 9 00:00:41,262 --> 00:00:45,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 10 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:50,104 CLETOCLETONES. WELCOME, I'M YOUR GUEST HOST, 11 00:00:50,104 --> 00:00:50,438 ARSENIO HALL. 12 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:51,205 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 13 00:00:51,205 --> 00:00:58,546 THANK YOU. YES. 14 00:00:58,546 --> 00:00:59,314 FRANKLY, I RAN OUT OF SUITS. 15 00:00:59,314 --> 00:01:03,985 [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:07,121 I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO NIGHTS, BUT HEY. 17 00:01:07,121 --> 00:01:09,791 I AIN'T GOT A LOT OF SUITS THESE DAYS. 18 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:13,962 I TRIED ON ONE OF JIMMY'S SUITS, I SNUCK IN HIS DRESSING ROOM AND 19 00:01:13,962 --> 00:01:16,130 TRIED ON ONE OF HIS SUITS. IT WAS A LITTLE TIGHT IN THE ASS. 20 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,166 [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,702 JUST A LITTLE TIGHT. REAL TIGHT. I ALMOST PASSED OUT WITH HIS 22 00:01:20,702 --> 00:01:21,035 PANTS ON. 23 00:01:21,035 --> 00:01:25,039 [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:27,909 AS YOU KNOW, JIMMY IS OFF UNTIL SEPTEMBER. 25 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:30,778 HE'S LIKE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER THAT MAKES $15 MILLION A 26 00:01:30,778 --> 00:01:31,212 YEAR. 27 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:31,546 [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:01:31,546 --> 00:01:33,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 29 00:01:33,781 --> 00:01:39,320 THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE TO ME, YOU KNOW. 30 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:45,293 THIS IS MY SECOND AND FINAL NIGHT HOSTING THE SHOW. 31 00:01:45,293 --> 00:01:47,328 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] 32 00:01:47,328 --> 00:01:49,764 OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND. MY MOM LEADING IT. 33 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:50,098 [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:53,101 AFTER TONIGHT, IF I WANT A CELEBRITY TO TALK TO ME, I'LL 35 00:01:53,101 --> 00:01:57,038 HAVE TO GO ON CAMEO JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 36 00:01:57,038 --> 00:01:57,372 [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:57,772 PAY FOR IT, YES. 38 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:04,746 [ APPLAUSE ] 39 00:02:04,746 --> 00:02:08,683 VERY HAPPY DAY AROUND THE OFFICE BACK HERE. 40 00:02:08,683 --> 00:02:09,817 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" WAS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY RATHER 41 00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:12,820 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 42 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:19,227 YES. BEST VARIETY TALK SERIES. 43 00:02:19,227 --> 00:02:23,931 YOU SEE THAT? I HOST THIS THING ONE NIGHT, AND 44 00:02:23,931 --> 00:02:26,167 BAM, EMMY NOMINATION! 45 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:33,374 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 46 00:02:33,374 --> 00:02:34,642 SHOUTOUT TO THE CREW TOO. THEY WERE NOMINATED FOR 47 00:02:34,642 --> 00:02:37,311 OUTSTANDING TECHNICAL DIRECTION, CAMERAWORK, AND VIDEO CONTROL. 48 00:02:37,311 --> 00:02:43,217 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 49 00:02:43,217 --> 00:02:49,957 MAN. YES. I KNOW IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 50 00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:52,727 ME, I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF JEALOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 51 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:53,061 [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:56,364 MY SHOW BACK IN THE '90s, I WAS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY ONCE, FOR 53 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:56,698 SOUND MIXNG. 54 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,534 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:59,534 --> 00:02:59,867 [ APPLAUSE ] 56 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:05,173 NO. THAT SUCKS. THAT'S SO WEIRD ALREADY THAT'S 57 00:03:05,173 --> 00:03:10,478 LIKE, DO YOU LIKE MY SHOW? "WELL, WE COULD HEAR IT, MAN." 58 00:03:10,478 --> 00:03:13,848 [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:03:13,848 --> 00:03:21,322 "WE HATE YOU, BUT IT SOUNDED GREAT." "WE HEARD IT." 60 00:03:21,322 --> 00:03:27,695 OH, AND THIS IS A TRUE THING. THE GUY WHO WAS DOING MY AUDIO, 61 00:03:27,695 --> 00:03:32,333 MY SOUND MIXING, THAT YEAR, WORKS RIGHT HERE FOR THE JIMMY 62 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:32,667 KIMMEL SHOW. 63 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:36,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 64 00:03:36,404 --> 00:03:36,971 YES. HIS NAME IS BART. 65 00:03:36,971 --> 00:03:40,108 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 66 00:03:40,108 --> 00:03:46,347 YES, THAT IS BART. HE'S DOWN THERE IN THE BART CAVE. 67 00:03:46,347 --> 00:03:50,118 BART, HOW YOU FEELING, DOG? 68 00:03:50,118 --> 00:03:51,052 [ NO SOUND ] 69 00:03:51,052 --> 00:03:54,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:03:54,021 --> 00:03:55,623 >> Arsenio: DO SOMETHING, YOUR AUDIO'S MESSED UP. 71 00:03:55,623 --> 00:04:00,262 MIX THAT [ BLEEP ]. YOUR AUDIO. ANYWAY. THAT'S BART, LADIES AND 72 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:00,595 GENTLEMEN. 73 00:04:00,595 --> 00:04:05,833 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 74 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:10,438 WE HAVE ROYALTY IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. 75 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:13,374 [ CHEERS ] 76 00:04:13,374 --> 00:04:14,709 YES. THE KING IS HERE! LeBRON JAMES! 77 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:19,347 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 78 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:24,452 BRING IT, HOMIE. HAVING LeBRON HERE, THIS IS 79 00:04:24,452 --> 00:04:27,421 IRONIC, ON A TACO TUESDAY? THAT'S LIKE HAVING THE POPE OVER 80 00:04:27,421 --> 00:04:28,222 ON CHRISTMAS DINNER. 81 00:04:28,222 --> 00:04:31,125 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 82 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:34,962 AND TONIGHT, LeBRON WILL TAKE ON THE DREADED ‐‐ I KNOW YOU PEOPLE 83 00:04:34,962 --> 00:04:36,197 WHO ARE FANS OF THE SHOW ‐‐ THE DREADED HELL HOOP. 84 00:04:36,197 --> 00:04:38,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 85 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:42,537 YES. YES. FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN 86 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:46,674 IT, WE'VE BUILT THE MOST DISTRACTING BASKET ‐‐ I SAY WE 87 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:49,343 LIKE I'M A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, I BEEN HERE TWO NIGHTS. 88 00:04:49,343 --> 00:04:50,912 [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:51,445 BROTHERS WILL TAKE OVER, 90 00:04:51,445 --> 00:04:59,053 BROTHERS WILL TAKE OVER. 91 00:04:59,053 --> 00:05:02,190 [ LAUGH TER AND APPLAUSE ] 92 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:04,792 THEY'VE MADE THE MOST DISTRACTING BASKETBALL HOOP 93 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:09,096 KNOWN TO MAN. IF LeBRON CAN CONQUER IT, 94 00:05:09,096 --> 00:05:11,532 $25,000 WILL BE DONATED TO HIS CHARITY. 95 00:05:11,532 --> 00:05:12,033 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 96 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:16,170 WOW. ACTUALLY, GUILLERMO, YOU ALL KNOW GUILLERMO. 97 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:16,671 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 98 00:05:16,671 --> 00:05:18,306 >> Guillermo: HI, EVERYBODY! HOW YOU DOING? 99 00:05:18,306 --> 00:05:23,379 >> Arsenio: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE HISTORY. WITH LeBRON JAMES. 100 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:23,744 RIGHT? 101 00:05:23,744 --> 00:05:26,049 >> Guillermo: YEAH, FOR A LONG TIME HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO 102 00:05:26,049 --> 00:05:26,414 ME. 103 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:26,747 [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:05:26,747 --> 00:05:29,750 >> Arsenio: DURING THE FINALS, GUILLERMO USED TO TRY TO GET 105 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,086 LeBRON TO TAKE A QUESTION AT THE PRESS CONFERENCES AND STUFF. 106 00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:35,756 AND LIKE FOR SEVEN YEARS, HE WASN'T HAVING IT. 107 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:37,058 [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:05:37,058 --> 00:05:40,828 FINALLY GUILLERMO GOT TO ASK HIM ONE QUESTION, CHECK THIS OUT. 109 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:45,032 >> Guillermo: MR. LeBRON, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, TO TALK TO 110 00:05:45,032 --> 00:05:47,435 YOU, MR. LeBRON ARE, FOR MANY YEARS. 111 00:05:47,435 --> 00:05:48,703 CAN YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT SALAD? 112 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:53,808 >> MY PERFECT SALAD? I DON'T KNOW. 113 00:05:53,808 --> 00:06:00,314 I DON'T HAVE A PERFECT SALAD. JUST A LOT OF ‐‐I NEED PROTEIN, 114 00:06:00,314 --> 00:06:03,584 I NEED A VEGETABLE, I NEED A FRUIT ‐‐ 115 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:04,952 >> Guillermo: CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD? 116 00:06:04,952 --> 00:06:07,388 >> THAT'S COOL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS WELL. 117 00:06:07,388 --> 00:06:09,290 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 118 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:12,226 >> Arsenio: THAT'S JOURNALISM. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A DO‐OVER ON 119 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:16,564 THAT TONIGHT. SO THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD. 120 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:20,001 I'M SERIOUS, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK HIM ANOTHER 121 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:21,435 QUESTION. THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD, OKAY? 122 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:22,036 >> Guillermo: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 123 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:25,206 [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:27,441 >> Arsenio: GREAT TO BE WITH YOU. 125 00:06:27,441 --> 00:06:29,210 I HEAR YOU'RE ALL VACCINATED? 126 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:29,710 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 127 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:34,115 YES. SURE. THAT'S COOL. 128 00:06:34,115 --> 00:06:38,552 I'M VACCINATED. 129 00:06:38,552 --> 00:06:44,292 JOHNSON & JOHNSON, THOUGH. AWW! MY BAD. 130 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:48,229 JOHNSON & JOHNSON, I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A SMALL BLACK BUSINESS. 131 00:06:48,229 --> 00:06:51,532 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 132 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:57,872 I DON'T KNOW NO WHITE FOLKS NAMED JOHNSON. OH, BOY. 133 00:06:57,872 --> 00:07:00,675 Y'ALL GOT VACCINATED BACK IN MARCH? 134 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:03,210 THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 135 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:07,214 BUT NOW I'M THINKING, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE WAITED A LITTLE 136 00:07:07,214 --> 00:07:09,483 LONGER. CHECK THIS OUT. 137 00:07:09,483 --> 00:07:13,354 >> AMISH RESIDENTS CAN GET A FREE JOINT IF THEY GET A FREE 138 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:15,923 CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. IT'S PART OF A SPECIAL POPUP 139 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:20,828 CLINIC THAT ONLY OPENS SATURDAY, JULY 24th, AT. HELTON PARK. 140 00:07:20,828 --> 00:07:24,665 THE LONG BEACH COLLECTIVE ASSOCIATION WILL HAND OUT TOKENS 141 00:07:24,665 --> 00:07:25,266 REDEEMABLE FOR THAT JOINT. 142 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:25,599 [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:29,837 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 144 00:07:29,837 --> 00:07:33,641 >> Arsenio: SEE, THAT'S WHY SNOOP DOGGY DOG GOT VACCINATED 2 145 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:33,975 HUNDRED TIMES. 146 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,310 [ LAUGHTER ] 147 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,680 IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY CELEBRITIES LIKE SNOOP HAVE 148 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:45,686 THEIR OWN MARIJUANA BRANDS NOW. SETH ROGEN HAS IT. WHO ELSE? 149 00:07:45,686 --> 00:07:50,958 JAY‐Z. MIKE TYSON, YES. MIKE TYSON. AND THIS IS TRUE. 150 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:58,199 JALIL WHITE. YOU KNOW JALIL WHITE? ERKEL, YES. 151 00:07:58,199 --> 00:08:00,768 JALIL WHITE HAS HIS OWN LINE OF POT. AND THE NAME THEY'RE USING, 152 00:08:00,768 --> 00:08:08,242 THERE IT IS. ITSPURPL! 153 00:08:08,242 --> 00:08:12,680 THAT'S KIND OF COOL, I LIKE THE RAIN. 154 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,014 [ APPLAUSE ] 155 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:17,118 I'VE GOT FRIENDS WHO HAVE HAD IT, IT'S REAL GOOD. PURPL! 156 00:08:17,118 --> 00:08:20,721 GET YOU SO HIGH, YOU FORGET YOU SMOKED IT! 157 00:08:20,721 --> 00:08:32,900 STAND AROUND THE HOUSE, DID I D] 158 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 159 00:08:35,369 --> 00:08:40,307 >> Arsenio: COME HERE, MAN. 160 00:08:40,307 --> 00:08:46,313 JALIL WHITE! JALIL WHITE, WOW. 161 00:08:46,313 --> 00:08:49,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 162 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,986 YOU KNOW, THIS IS ‐‐ THAT'S VERY KIND. 163 00:08:51,986 --> 00:08:53,921 >> VERY KIND, REALLY. I'M REALLY JUST YOUR PLUG. 164 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:56,524 I MEAN ‐‐ 165 00:08:56,524 --> 00:08:59,126 >> Arsenio: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT, I WAS JUST TALKING 166 00:08:59,126 --> 00:08:59,493 ABOUT YOU. 167 00:08:59,493 --> 00:09:01,865 >> I DIDN'T HEAR THAT I WAS JUST SHOWING UP TO ‐‐ I GOT YOUR 168 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:02,230 STUFF. 169 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:02,563 [ LAUGHTER ] 170 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:06,333 >> Arsenio: OH. UH ‐‐ MY DINNER? 171 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:09,136 >> YES, YES! YOUR DINNER, YES! 172 00:09:09,136 --> 00:09:10,805 I BROUGHT YOU AN EIGHTH OF CHIPOTLE. 173 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:12,506 [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:09:12,506 --> 00:09:19,313 [ APPLAUSE ] 175 00:09:19,313 --> 00:09:22,550 >> Arsenio: MM. HOW SPICY IS IT, BRUH? 176 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:25,052 >> OH, SPICE. LET'S JUST SAY IT WILL GET 177 00:09:25,052 --> 00:09:29,390 YOU ‐‐ PICO DE HIGHO. 178 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:32,493 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 179 00:09:32,493 --> 00:09:36,631 >> Arsenio: I APPRECIATE THIS. I'LL VENMO YOU LATER FOR THE 180 00:09:36,631 --> 00:09:36,964 CHIPOTLE. 181 00:09:36,964 --> 00:09:37,298 >> YES, YES. 182 00:09:37,298 --> 00:09:38,866 [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:09:38,866 --> 00:09:43,637 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RICH, YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT. YOU'RE GOOD. 184 00:09:43,637 --> 00:09:45,840 [ PHONE RINGING ] 185 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,974 HOLD ON A SECOND. 186 00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:49,743 >> Arsenio: YOU SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT OFF, YOU'VE BEEN IN 187 00:09:49,743 --> 00:09:50,444 TV LONG ENOUGH. 188 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:56,484 >> HOLD ON. OPRAH? OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND. 189 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:59,453 STEDMAN'S OUT OF GUMMIES. HIT ME WITH THAT VENMO. 190 00:09:59,453 --> 00:09:59,954 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 191 00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:04,892 >> Arsenio: JALIL WHITE! THANK HIM, EVERYBODY. 192 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:11,198 WOW. WHAT A NIGHT. ARSENIO HALL IS HANGING WITH 193 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:14,935 STEVE ERKLE AND THE STAR OF "SPACE JAM." 194 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:17,938 IF YOU WOKE UP OUT OF A COMA AFTER 25 YEARS, YOU PROBABLY 195 00:10:17,938 --> 00:10:19,207 WOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME RIGHT NOW. 196 00:10:19,207 --> 00:10:19,540 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:26,547 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 198 00:10:26,547 --> 00:10:28,749 HEY, AND ONE MORE THING. 199 00:10:28,749 --> 00:10:34,889 I HAVE SOMETHING PERSON AL PERS 200 00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:37,858 SHARE WITH YOU. NOT ONLY DID MY HOSTING GIG LAST 201 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:42,196 NIGHT LAND THIS SHOW AN EMMY NOMINATION ‐‐ 202 00:10:42,196 --> 00:10:43,097 [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:46,700 I'MA GO WITH THAT. I GOT A NEW ENDORSEMENT. 204 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:51,605 STUFF IS ALWAYS DOING WHEN A BROTHER DOES IT, CHECK THIS OUT. 205 00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:56,911 >> I BEEN DRIVING A LINCOLN SINCE ‐‐ LONG BEFORE ANYBODY 206 00:10:56,911 --> 00:10:59,813 PAID ME TO DRIVE ONE. I DIDN'T DO IT TO BE COOL. 207 00:10:59,813 --> 00:11:02,283 I DIDN'T DO IT TO MAKE A STATEMENT. I JUST ‐‐ 208 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:03,684 [ SIREN ] 209 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:04,451 >> PULL OVER YOUR VEHICLE! 210 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:08,589 >> I'LL BE DAMNED. 211 00:11:08,589 --> 00:11:12,326 >> WHAT'S THE BIG HURRY, SIR? THIS CAR BELONG TO YOU, SIR? 212 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:15,462 >> 87, I BOUGHT IT, IT'S MY CAR. 213 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:17,698 >> CAN I SEE PAPERWORK? 214 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:20,467 >> YES, SIR, I'M GOING TO REACH SLOWLY FOR MY LICENSE. 215 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:23,170 >> YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU? 216 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:27,508 >> AS I WAS SAYING, I'VE BEEN DRIVING A LINCOLN SINCE LONG ‐‐ 217 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:28,042 [ SIREN ] 218 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:33,214 >> PULL OVER YOUR VEHICLE! YOU GOT A TAIL LIGHT OUT. 219 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:37,518 >> NO, I DON'T, I LOOKED AT THE TAIL LIGHTS ‐‐ 220 00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:37,918 [ GLASS BREAKING ] 221 00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:42,590 >> YOU DO NOW. 222 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:46,894 >> BUT NOW I'M DRIVING A NEW LINCOLN. A LINCOLN FOR 2021. 223 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:54,335 A LINCOLN FOR US. 224 00:11:54,335 --> 00:11:57,104 >> HELLO? 911? 225 00:11:57,104 --> 00:12:00,975 >> ONE ANGRY KAREN. 226 00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:01,308 [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,910 >> I'M REPORTING A STOLEN VEHICLE ‐‐ 228 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:06,046 >> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, NO NEED FOR THE COPS, THIS IS MY VEHICLE ‐‐ 229 00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:09,450 >> THE DRIVER IS BEING VERY AGGRESSIVE WITH ME. 230 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,852 >> NO NEED FOR THIS, MA'AM, THIS IS MY CAR. 231 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:15,222 >> I CANNOT FEEL SAFE, I AM SCARED FOR MY LIFE. 232 00:12:15,222 --> 00:12:17,091 >> IS THIS RAPPER BOTHERING YOU, MA'AM? 233 00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:20,529 >> YES, HE IS, YOU'RE BOTHERING ME. 234 00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:20,894 [ SIREN ] 235 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:32,539 >> PULL OVER YOUR VEHICLE! 236 00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:38,846 >> SO SORRY, SENATOR, I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU. 237 00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:46,487 >> YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW! WHITE CLAW! 238 00:12:46,487 --> 00:12:53,961 ♪ 239 00:12:53,961 --> 00:13:01,201 >> INTRODUCING THE LINCOLN MK‐AREN. 240 00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,704 HONK HONK, HONKIES. 241 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:06,273 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 242 00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:13,580 >> Arsenio: YES. YES. OH, GOSH. 243 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:16,150 TONIGHT.A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU ‐ FROM "LOKI," RICHARD E. GRANT IS 244 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:16,750 WITH US. 245 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:21,488 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 246 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:24,058 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM TAINY X YANDEL. 247 00:13:24,058 --> 00:13:31,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 248 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:34,435 AND THE GREATEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF OHIO, WE'LL BE RIGHT 249 00:13:34,435 --> 00:13:34,935 BACK WITH LeBRON JAMES. 250 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:36,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 251 00:13:36,136 --> 00:13:42,376 ♪ 252 00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:56,690 >> Arsenio: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 253 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,692 IM ARSENIO HALL. TONIGHT FROM "LOKI" ON DISNEY 254 00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:00,227 PLUS, RICHARD E. GRANT IS WITH US. 255 00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:03,931 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 256 00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:08,435 THEN LATER, THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "DYNASTY," MUSIC FROM 257 00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:09,303 TAINY X YANDELL. 258 00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:11,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 259 00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:14,575 TOMORROW NIGHT, PHOEBE ROBINSON WILL BE HOSTING, AND SHE'LL BE 260 00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:17,411 JOINED BY ZAILA AVANT‐GARDE. 261 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:19,780 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 262 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,948 YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE'S A BASKETBALL PHENOM THAT 263 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:23,717 JUST BECAME THE FIRST AFRICAN‐AMERICAN TO WIN THE 264 00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:26,553 SCRIPPS NATIONAL SPELLING BEE. SO CHECK THAT OUT. 265 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:31,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 266 00:14:31,058 --> 00:14:36,597 AND IN PRIMETIME TOMORROW, WATCH MY FRIEND ANTHONY ANDERSON HOST 267 00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:40,868 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE": NBA FINALS GAME NIGHT" WITH GUEST DWAYNE 268 00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:41,535 "THE ROCK" JOHNSON. 269 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:51,145 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 270 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:54,715 OUR GUEST WHO'S COMING OUT RIGHT NOW NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION BUT 271 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:57,718 I'MA GIVE HIM ONE ANYWAY. HE'S A FOUR‐TIME NBA CHAMPION, 272 00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:59,953 FOUR‐TIME NBA FINALS MVP, AND FOUR‐TIME TACO TUESDAY CUSTOMER 273 00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:00,687 OF THE WEEK. 274 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:04,291 [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:08,128 HIS BRAND‐NEW MOVIE IS CALLED "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY." 276 00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:11,732 CHECK THIS OUT. 277 00:15:11,732 --> 00:15:14,334 >> WHOA! WHAT IN THE WORLD? 278 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,003 >> MOMMY? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 279 00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,671 >> OH MY GOD. KIDS! 280 00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:24,344 >> LeBRON! 281 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:25,612 >> HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 282 00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:30,884 >> YOU KNOW, BUT I HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME AND SAVE EVERYONE ‐‐ 283 00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:31,318 >> WITH BUGS BUNNY? 284 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:32,986 >> WHAT'S UP, DOC? 285 00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:34,221 >> THAT'S KIND OF NORMAL AROUND HERE. 286 00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:37,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 287 00:15:37,691 --> 00:15:39,426 >> Arsenio: "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY" OPENS IN THEATRES AND ON 288 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:44,164 HBO MAX ON FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, FROM YOUR 289 00:15:44,164 --> 00:15:47,167 LOS ANGELES LAKERS AND MY 290 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:52,206 CLEVELAND, OHIO, LeBRON JAMES. 291 00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:52,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 292 00:15:52,706 --> 00:16:13,427 ♪ 293 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:18,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 294 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,435 >> Arsenio: GHUF BEEN FAMOUS FOR SO LONG, AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE, DO 295 00:16:21,435 --> 00:16:24,271 YOU EVER GET SICK OF IT? I HAVE A FRIEND, BEFORE YOU CAME 296 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,740 HERE ACTION WHEN YOU WERE A CAVALIER, YOU CAME IN A 297 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:31,413 RESTAURANT AFTER A CLIPPER GAME AND THE L. A. PEOPLE STOOD UP AND 298 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:31,778 CLAPPED. 299 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:33,947 >> MUCH APPRECIATED. MUCH APPRECIATED, MAN. 300 00:16:33,947 --> 00:16:34,448 HAPPY TO BE IN L. A. NOW. 301 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:38,485 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 302 00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:41,622 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 303 00:16:41,622 --> 00:16:43,457 >> Arsenio: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE LOVE, AND 304 00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:48,762 THEY WERE TELLING ME THE STORY ABOUT THE RESTAURANT, A KOBE 305 00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:51,698 INTERVIEW POPPED INTO MY MIND. KOBE USED TO SAY HE LIKED A 306 00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:55,335 LITTLE HATE SOMETIMES, WHEN HE'S ON THE ROAD, IT KIND OF 307 00:16:55,335 --> 00:16:58,205 MOTIVATED HIM. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT WHEN 308 00:16:58,205 --> 00:16:58,906 YOU'RE AT AN AWAY GAME? 309 00:16:58,906 --> 00:17:01,475 >> ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, YOU JUST SAID IT. 310 00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:04,912 TO FEEL THAT ADVERSITY, TO FEEL THAT TENSION, IS WHAT BRINGS OUT 311 00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:07,781 THE BEST IN US. YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE MOTIVATION, 312 00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,351 YOU KNOW, BESIDES TRYING TO WIN THE GAME, OBVIOUSLY, IS SHUTTING 313 00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:14,154 UP THE OPPOSING FANS AND OPPOSING CROWD. 314 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:15,389 AND MAKING THEM GO HOME AND GET NO SLEEP. 315 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:15,923 [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:23,130 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 317 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,331 >> Arsenio: ARE YOU WATCHING BASKETBALL RIGHT NOW? 318 00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:29,770 >> I AM. I AM. I HAVE A HORSE IN THE RACE. 319 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:30,571 HE GOES BY THE NAME OF CHRIS PAUL. 320 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 321 00:17:32,072 --> 00:17:38,011 I HAVE BEEN WATCHING, YES. THAT IS MY BROTHER, AND WE'VE 322 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:41,181 KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE MY JUNIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 323 00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:43,483 HIS SOPHOMORE YEAR. WE ACTUALLY MET FOR THE FIRST 324 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:47,621 TIME WHEN WE WERE IN EIGHTH GRADE. WE PLAYED IN THE SAME AU 325 00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:49,556 NATIONAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA. 326 00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:53,994 THEN WE OFFICIALLY MET MY JUNIOR YEAR, HIS SOPHOMORE YEAR. 327 00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:55,929 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE. 328 00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:58,765 >> Arsenio: YEAH, AND WE HEAR AND READ THAT YOU ALL ARE 329 00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:01,902 FRIENDS. BUT IT'S DEEPER THAN I REALIZED. 330 00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:05,872 HE WAS AT THE HOSPITAL FOR THE BIRD OF ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN. 331 00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:09,710 >> YEAH. HE WAS AT THE HOSPITAL FOR THE 332 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:14,281 BIRTH OF MY SECOND CHILD, MY SECOND SON, BRYCE MAX MULLS. 333 00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:17,484 AND IT HAPPENED TO BE DURING THE NBA FINALS THEN. 334 00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:18,151 >> Arsenio: WOW, YEAH. 335 00:18:18,151 --> 00:18:23,256 >> SO HE'S THE GODFATHER OF BRYCE. 336 00:18:23,256 --> 00:18:26,159 AND WBRYCE CAME OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE. 337 00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:29,563 AND I WENT ON TO PROCEED TO GET MY ASS KICKED BY THE SPURS THE 338 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:30,163 NEXT DAY. 339 00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:30,530 [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,833 SO IT WAS NO SLEEP FOR ME THEN. 341 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,369 >> Arsenio: YES, I WAS VERY UPSET WHEN THE NBA ‐‐ I DON'T 342 00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:37,871 KNOW THE TECHNICALITIES. THEY KIND OF BLOCKED CHRIS PAUL. 343 00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:43,443 >> YEAH, THEY LIKE VETOED THE TRADE. I'VE NEVER SEEN IT IN NBA 344 00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:45,612 HISTORY. AND I WAS EXCITED AS HECK FOR 345 00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:49,416 C.P. I THOUGHT THE LAKERS FAITHFUL 346 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,719 WAS EXCITED TO GET HIM. THEY VETOED IT. 347 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:56,556 BUT IT'S WORKING OUT FOR HIM ‐R WORKING OUT FOR HIM. 348 00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:57,491 >> Arsenio: COULD IT STILL HAPPEN? 349 00:18:57,491 --> 00:19:00,861 AND WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO STILL HAPPEN? 350 00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:03,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 351 00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:06,466 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING. 352 00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:09,102 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TAMPER ORGANIZE SOMETHING, RIGHT, IF I 353 00:19:09,102 --> 00:19:09,603 TALK ABOUT THAT? 354 00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:13,674 >> WELL, YOU ‐‐ YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORD? OR YOU THE WORD? 355 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:14,207 [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:17,544 >> Arsenio: YEAH, LIKE ‐‐ I KNOW IT. BUT THIS CARD. 357 00:19:17,544 --> 00:19:17,878 [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:19:17,878 --> 00:19:20,313 YOU KNOW, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT. 359 00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:22,416 OF COURSE YOU'D LOVE TO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIEND. WE'D LOVE IT. 360 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:22,949 >> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. 361 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:28,088 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 362 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,791 >> Arsenio: WE THINK OF A QUESTION YOU CAN ANSWER ‐‐ YOU 363 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:36,096 KNOW WHAT? I REMEMBER AS A FAN SEEING THE 364 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:37,264 "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED" WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG MAN. 365 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:42,402 YOU WERE ON THE COVER. AS YOUNG AS YOU WERE, YOU HAVE A 366 00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:46,239 SON WHO'S YOUNGER THAN YOU WHO'S NOW ON THE COVER OF "SPORTS 367 00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:47,207 ILLUSTRATED," BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT BASKETBALL. 368 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 369 00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:50,210 >> NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT BASKETBALL. 370 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,978 >> Arsenio: LOOK AT THAT. 371 00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:57,451 >> YEAH. YEAH, MY SON ON THERE WITH, YOU 372 00:19:57,451 --> 00:20:01,955 KNOW, THE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN ARIZONA AS WELL, COLIN MURRAY, 373 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:05,926 AND THE WHOLE PHASE CLAN WHAT IS THEY CALL THEM. 374 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:08,929 RONNIE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY. I MEAN, HE LOVES BASKETBALL, 375 00:20:08,929 --> 00:20:11,465 PLAYS BASKETBALL, LOVES BEING A BIG BROTHER TO HIS LITTLE 376 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:14,701 BROTHER AND SISTER. BUT VIDEO GAMES IS HIS THING. 377 00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:18,939 HE'S EXCITED ABOUT IT. I TRIED TO HOLD THE SECRET AS 378 00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:23,043 LONG AS I COULD, BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT ON THE COVER I WAS LIKE, YOU 379 00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:25,913 KNOW I WAS YOUNGER THAN YOU, RIGHT? 380 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:26,246 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:30,183 HE DID RESEARCH, ALL THESE KIDS GOT ALL THESE PHONES, WHICH WE 382 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:31,952 DIDN'T HAVE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 383 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:32,519 >> Arsenio: ABSOLUTELY. 384 00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:36,423 >> HE WAS LIKE, "DAD, NO, YOU WERE SIX MONTHS OLDER THAN ME, 385 00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:37,357 NOW I'M THE YOUNGEST GUY." 386 00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:43,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 387 00:20:43,697 --> 00:20:49,102 >> Arsenio: THE WAY HE'S PLAYING, HE MIGHT END UP ON 388 00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:50,270 "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED," YOUNG, TWICE. 389 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:53,240 >> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING FOR SURE. 390 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,842 >> Arsenio: YOU KNOW WHAT'S CALL IS I WATCHED THE MOVIE, ME AND 391 00:20:55,842 --> 00:20:59,379 MY SON AND MY GIRL, I TOOK EVERYBODY, WE SAT AND WATCHED 392 00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,481 IT, I LOVED IT. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 393 00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:04,985 DON CHEADLE IS GOOD IN THIS. 394 00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:05,519 >> MAN. 395 00:21:05,519 --> 00:21:08,455 >> Arsenio: DON, I'M WATCHING LIKE ‐‐ SOME TALENT. 396 00:21:08,455 --> 00:21:11,024 >> HE IS SO TALENTED. IT WAS SUCH AN HONOR BEING ON 397 00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:13,760 SET WITH HIM. SEEING HIS CADENCE, SEEING HIS 398 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,263 PRESENCE, SEEING HOW HE WORKED WITH OTHER PEOPLE ON SET. 399 00:21:16,263 --> 00:21:18,532 HE'S A BEAST. AND I LOVE THAT GUY. 400 00:21:18,532 --> 00:21:20,100 HE'S A GREAT GUY, MAN. 401 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,268 >> Arsenio: HE'S THE LeBRON JAMES OF THE SILVER SCREEN. 402 00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:24,338 [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:24,671 [ APPLAUSE ] 404 00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:25,172 HE ALWAYS DELIVERS. 405 00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:28,809 >> ALWAYS DELIVERS ALWAYS. 406 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,944 >> Arsenio: I PROMISED GUILLERMO. HE'S LOOKING AT ME. 407 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:32,846 HE'S DISTRACTING ME. 408 00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:33,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:40,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 410 00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:41,955 YOU DON'T DISLIKE HIM, RIGHT? 411 00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:42,322 >> NO, NOT AT ALL. 412 00:21:42,322 --> 00:21:44,791 [ LAUGHTER ] 413 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,927 I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS GUY, MAN. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT. 414 00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:49,796 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 415 00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:51,865 >> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU TOO, MAN. 416 00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:57,003 >> SEE, GUILLERMO, HE GAVE ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO FOCUS EVEN MORE 417 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:59,940 DURING ALL THOSE FINALS RUNS I HAD. 418 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,273 [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:22:00,273 --> 00:22:02,576 I WAS SAYING TO MYSELF, IF I CAN BLOCK HIM OUT ‐‐ 420 00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:05,679 [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:06,012 [ APPLAUSE ] 422 00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:12,986 THEN THE FANS HAVE NO CHANCE. 423 00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:14,654 >> Arsenio: YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT IT? 424 00:22:14,654 --> 00:22:17,591 A SECOND BITE AT THE APPLE, GUILLERMO? 425 00:22:17,591 --> 00:22:18,325 >> Guillermo: YEAH, SURE. 426 00:22:18,325 --> 00:22:19,893 >> Arsenio: ASK YOUR QUESTION, SIR. 427 00:22:19,893 --> 00:22:21,561 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT. LeBRON, WHEN YOU TAKE A SHOWER, 428 00:22:21,561 --> 00:22:28,034 DID YOU WASH YOUR LEGS? 429 00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:33,340 >> Arsenio: DO YOU WASH YOUR LEGS IS THE QUESTION. 430 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:33,673 [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:22:33,673 --> 00:22:34,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 432 00:22:34,174 --> 00:22:37,978 >> AT THIS POINT, I AM AT THE POINT WHERE I WASH MY LEGS. 433 00:22:37,978 --> 00:22:41,114 WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD, I USED TO LET THE SEASON JUST DO WHAT 434 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:43,149 IT DO. WHEREVER IT FALLS FROM THE TOP 435 00:22:43,149 --> 00:22:46,319 OF MY HEAD ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE, SO BE IT. 436 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,855 BUT YES, I'M WASHING MY LEGS NOW. 437 00:22:48,855 --> 00:22:49,322 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 438 00:22:49,322 --> 00:22:50,323 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT. CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG? 439 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:53,493 >> ABSOLUTELY. 440 00:22:53,493 --> 00:22:54,427 >> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU, MAN. 441 00:22:54,427 --> 00:23:03,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 442 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:08,441 >> Arsenio: I KNOW THE FEELING. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I GOT 443 00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:11,511 PERMISSION TO WAIT AROUND ON A CHRISTMAS DAY GAME BEFORE YOU 444 00:23:11,511 --> 00:23:16,650 WERE A LAKER. YOU WERE A CAV. I GOT PERMISSION TO WAIT AROUND. 445 00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:20,420 I WANTED MY SON ‐‐ YOU KNOW SOMETIMES YOUR KIDS WANT TO MEET 446 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:21,723 SOMEBODY? THIS IS A MAN I WANTED MY KIDS 447 00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:22,088 TO MEET. 448 00:23:22,088 --> 00:23:25,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 449 00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:26,259 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 450 00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:30,530 >> YES. 451 00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:34,134 >> Arsenio: BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE MAN, AND THE WAY 452 00:23:34,134 --> 00:23:39,940 YOU'VE BALANCED ON THE FLOOR, OFF THE FLOOR, WITH CLASS AND 453 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:44,344 DIGNITY, IT JUST MAKES ME PROUD. I WANTED MY KID TO SHAKE YOUR 454 00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:48,448 HAND. I KNOW YOUR SECRET WEAPON. BECAUSE YOU HAD TO DO PRESS THAT 455 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:52,354 DAY. Y'ALL WON HERE IN L. A. I TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER FOR AN 456 00:23:52,354 --> 00:23:52,719 HOUR. 457 00:23:52,719 --> 00:23:53,053 >> YEAH. 458 00:23:53,053 --> 00:23:54,788 >> Arsenio: THAT'S THE SECRET WEAPON, DOG. 459 00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:55,121 [ LAUGHTER ] 460 00:23:55,121 --> 00:23:57,023 >> YES, IT IS. YES, IT ABSOLUTELY IS. 461 00:23:57,023 --> 00:23:57,390 >> Arsenio: YES. 462 00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:01,895 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 463 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,930 SHE WAS SO NICE TO ME. SHE'S AMAZING. 464 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:07,534 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG KID. DID SHE EVER SPANK YOU? 465 00:24:07,534 --> 00:24:08,969 DID YOU EVER GET SPANKINGS? 466 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:10,837 >> YES. I'VE ONLY HAD A COUPLE. 467 00:24:10,837 --> 00:24:12,305 I THINK THE LAST SPANKING STARTED MY GROWTH SPURT. 468 00:24:12,305 --> 00:24:14,474 [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:19,780 I GOT SPANKED SO HARD WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS 6 INCHES TALLER. 470 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,113 [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:22,316 MY MOM WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT, NO MORE SPANKINGS GOING ON IN 472 00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:22,649 THIS HOUSE. 473 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:25,185 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 474 00:24:25,185 --> 00:24:27,387 >> Arsenio: OH, GOSH. I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO GO OUTSIDE 475 00:24:27,387 --> 00:24:29,889 IN A MOMENT. BUT JUST TAKE A COUPLE SECONDS 476 00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:32,025 TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE MOVIE. 477 00:24:32,025 --> 00:24:35,628 >> "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY." FIRST OF ALL, THE FIRST ONE CAME 478 00:24:35,628 --> 00:24:37,530 OUT 25 YEARS AGO WITH THE GREAT MICHAEL JORDAN. 479 00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:42,669 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 480 00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:49,442 SOMEONE WHO INSPIRED ME TO BE AS GREAT AS I CAN BE, ON AND OFF 481 00:24:49,442 --> 00:24:52,846 THE FLOOR. AND 25 YEARS LATER, I AM NOW THE 482 00:24:52,846 --> 00:24:55,015 LEAD ROLE FOR "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY." 483 00:24:55,015 --> 00:25:00,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 484 00:25:00,053 --> 00:25:03,656 IT'S ‐‐ I DON'T REALLY GET LOST FOR WORDS TOO MUCH, BUT THIS HAS 485 00:25:03,656 --> 00:25:07,360 DEFINITELY GOT TON ME. LAST NIGHT WE HAD THE WORLD 486 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:12,766 PREMIERE DOWN AT L. A. LIVE. AND I'M A KID FROM AKRON, OHIO. 487 00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:17,003 I USED TO HAVE DREAMS OF BEING ALONGSIDE THE LOONEY TUNES AND 488 00:25:17,003 --> 00:25:20,974 WISHING I COULD BE THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR AND ALL THESE 489 00:25:20,974 --> 00:25:23,209 GREAT THINGS GROWING UP. AND YESTERDAY I'M SITTING THERE 490 00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:26,346 WITH MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WAS 491 00:25:26,346 --> 00:25:31,584 THERE, AND WE'RE JUST WATCHING THIS MOVIE, OBVIOUSLY BUGS AND 492 00:25:31,584 --> 00:25:35,021 DAFFY AND LOWELLY AND TAZ. AND I'M ON THE SILVER SCREEN 493 00:25:35,021 --> 00:25:37,757 WITH THEM. AND ALSO AT THE SAME TIME I'M 494 00:25:37,757 --> 00:25:40,360 THERE PREACHING ABOUT FATHERHOOD AND LISTENING TO YOUR KIDS. 495 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 496 00:25:44,197 --> 00:25:48,835 YOU'RE GOING TO GET ‐‐ YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE, I HOPE 497 00:25:48,835 --> 00:25:51,271 YOU TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES. 498 00:25:51,271 --> 00:25:52,839 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED. 499 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:55,542 YOU'RE GOING TO GET LAUGHS, MIGHT GET SOME CRIES, YOU'RE 500 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,544 GOING TO GET SOME MOMENTS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYTHING 501 00:25:57,544 --> 00:25:59,646 THAT COMES WITH A GREAT SUMMER MOVIE. 502 00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:01,347 SO I HOPE YOU GUYS LOVE IT. 503 00:26:01,347 --> 00:26:01,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 504 00:26:01,848 --> 00:26:03,616 >> Arsenio: YES. THE MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING. 505 00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:03,983 >> THANK YOU. 506 00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:07,287 >> Arsenio: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LeBRON JAMES VERSUS THE 507 00:26:07,287 --> 00:26:08,888 HELL HOOP AFTER THIS! 508 00:26:08,888 --> 00:26:13,460 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 509 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:14,928 ♪ 510 00:26:19,499 --> 00:26:21,234 >> Arsenio: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 511 00:26:21,234 --> 00:26:25,271 I'M ARSENIO HALL, OUTSIDE IN BACK OF JIMMY'S STUDIO WITH 512 00:26:25,271 --> 00:26:28,274 THE GREAT LeBRON JAMES. LeBRON, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME 513 00:26:28,274 --> 00:26:30,376 YOU PICKED UP A BASKETBALL? 514 00:26:30,376 --> 00:26:33,279 >> I MEAN, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE GAME WITH MY BOYS AND THEIR 515 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:38,518 TOURNAMENT, BUT I HAVE NOT SHOT A BASKETBALL IN A MINUTE. 516 00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:40,153 HOPEFULLY THIS GOES WELL. 517 00:26:40,153 --> 00:26:44,324 >> Arsenio: IT'S LIKE A BICYCLE, GET RIGHT BACK UP ON IT. 518 00:26:44,324 --> 00:26:46,893 TONIGHT, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS MAKE ONE SHOT FROM THE TOP OF 519 00:26:46,893 --> 00:26:49,996 THE KEY. AND IF YOU MAKE IT, DICKY, TELL 520 00:26:49,996 --> 00:26:51,965 HIM WHAT HE GETS. 521 00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:54,968 >> Dicky: IF LeBRON MAKES THE SHOT, $25,000 WILL BE DONATED TO 522 00:26:54,968 --> 00:26:58,471 THE CHARITY OF LeBRON'S CHOICE, COURTESY OF CHIME, THE EASY AND 523 00:26:58,471 --> 00:27:03,743 FREE DEBIT CARD USED BY MILLIONS OF AMERICANS. 524 00:27:03,743 --> 00:27:06,613 >> Arsenio: I WANT TO ASK MR. JAMES FOR YOU PEOPLE, WHAT 525 00:27:06,613 --> 00:27:08,348 CHARITY HAVE YOU CHOSEN, SIR? 526 00:27:08,348 --> 00:27:11,484 >> I'VE CHOSEN LeBRON JAMES FAMILY FOUNDATION. 527 00:27:11,484 --> 00:27:12,085 THAT'S MY CHARITY. 528 00:27:12,085 --> 00:27:12,585 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:15,922 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT. 530 00:27:15,922 --> 00:27:20,894 >> Arsenio: I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. GOOD LOOK TO YOU. OKAY. 531 00:27:20,894 --> 00:27:22,962 WHOSE MOTORCYCLE IS THAT? JAY LENO IS GOING BY, I THINK. 532 00:27:22,962 --> 00:27:25,532 [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:27:25,532 --> 00:27:28,902 OKAY. YOU FEELING IN THE ZONE? 534 00:27:28,902 --> 00:27:30,937 >> I'M READY, I THINK SO. I'M WARM FOR SURE. 535 00:27:30,937 --> 00:27:33,106 >> Arsenio: OKAY. YOU'RE ALWAYS WARM, ALWAYS WARM. 536 00:27:33,106 --> 00:27:38,945 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO GO REALLY WELL. OKAY. 537 00:27:38,945 --> 00:27:40,813 I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION, THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY BASKET. 538 00:27:40,813 --> 00:27:46,853 THIS IS ‐‐ 539 00:27:46,853 --> 00:27:50,190 [ EVIL LAUGH ] 540 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:50,690 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 541 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:53,660 >> Arsenio: WE'VE INTRODUCED FOUR LEVELS OF HELL DESIGNED TO 542 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:56,496 DISTRACT YOU AND ANNOY YOU. THIS IS THE GRIM RIM WHICH 543 00:27:56,496 --> 00:27:59,732 ROTATES 360 DEGREES. 544 00:27:59,732 --> 00:28:00,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 545 00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:06,139 THE DEATHLY DEFENDERS WILL RISE UP TO REJECT YOU, LeBRON. 546 00:28:06,139 --> 00:28:13,646 THE HORRIFYING HADES BLASTERS. 547 00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:17,584 AND SOME FOLKS THAT YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH, THE "SPACE JAM" 548 00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:18,651 GOON SQUAD. 549 00:28:18,651 --> 00:28:27,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 550 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:33,967 YOU'LL HAVE THREE CHANCES TO MAKE THE SHOT. 551 00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:41,774 AND HERE TO OFFICIALLY START YOU OFF IS EL DIABLO HIMSELF! 552 00:28:41,774 --> 00:28:42,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 553 00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:44,477 >> Guillermo: HI, ARE YOU READY? LET'S DO THIS. 554 00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:45,445 LET'S PLAY HELL HOOPS! 555 00:28:45,445 --> 00:28:46,179 >> ALL RIGHT. 556 00:28:46,179 --> 00:28:51,084 ♪ 557 00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:52,352 >> Arsenio: OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE. 558 00:28:52,352 --> 00:28:59,859 UNBELIEVABLE. 559 00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:00,360 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 560 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:07,900 HE MADE IT! YES! THAT WAS AMAZING. OH, BOY. 561 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,603 CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S $25,000 TO THE LeBRON 562 00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:17,243 JAMES FAMILY FOUNDATION. AND LeBRON, YOU GET A SPECIAL 563 00:29:17,243 --> 00:29:21,581 PRIZE. THIS CREEPY DOLL! YOU CAN TAKE THAT HOME. 564 00:29:21,581 --> 00:29:25,852 THANK YOU, LeBRON. "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY" OPENS 565 00:29:25,852 --> 00:29:29,656 IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX ON FRIDAY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH 566 00:29:29,656 --> 00:29:32,659 RICHARD E. GRANT. 567 00:29:32,659 --> 00:29:33,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 568 00:29:33,159 --> 00:29:35,028 ♪ 569 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:38,431 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND THROUGHOUT) 570 00:29:44,137 --> 00:29:44,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 571 00:29:44,637 --> 00:29:47,106 ♪ 572 00:29:47,106 --> 00:29:53,846 >> Arsenio: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 573 00:29:53,846 --> 00:29:57,116 OSCAR‐NOMINATED ACTOR WHO HAS PLAYED HIS SHARE OF MISCHIEVOUS 574 00:29:57,116 --> 00:30:01,888 CHARACTERS OVER THE YEARS. 575 00:30:01,888 --> 00:30:08,161 AND NOW HE PORTRAYS THE GOD OF MISCHIEF AS CLASSIC LOKI IN THE 576 00:30:08,161 --> 00:30:11,097 DISNEY PLUS SERIES "LOKI." LOOK AT "LOKI." 577 00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:15,468 >> THEY SENT ENTIRE REALITIES HERE THAT ARE DEVOURED IN AN 578 00:30:15,468 --> 00:30:16,069 INSTANT ‐‐ 579 00:30:16,069 --> 00:30:20,540 >> WHERE'S SHARK TANK? LIFE IS THE SHARK. 580 00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:24,677 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN ALLIGATOR TANK, BESIDES, IT'S A 581 00:30:24,677 --> 00:30:26,779 METAPHOR. HE'S OVERLY SENSITIVE. 582 00:30:26,779 --> 00:30:29,649 >> HANG ON, THAT THING'S A LOKI TOO? 583 00:30:29,649 --> 00:30:32,419 >> OH, YES. 584 00:30:32,419 --> 00:30:32,752 [ LAUGHTER ] 585 00:30:32,752 --> 00:30:33,252 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 586 00:30:33,252 --> 00:30:36,689 >> Arsenio: THE FINALE OF "LOKI" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 587 00:30:36,689 --> 00:30:38,191 HERE'S MR. RICHARD E. GRANT. 588 00:30:38,191 --> 00:30:40,193 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 589 00:30:40,193 --> 00:30:46,399 YES, THEY'RE STANDING, THEY'RE UP! 590 00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:49,936 >> YES, THAT'S COOL, THAT'S VERY COOL. 591 00:30:49,936 --> 00:30:51,404 >> Arsenio: I'M LOOKING AT THE CLIP HERE. 592 00:30:51,404 --> 00:30:54,107 WHEN YOU TOOK THE ROLE, DID YOU KNOW WHAT THE CHARACTER WOULD 593 00:30:54,107 --> 00:30:57,877 LOOK LIKE? 594 00:30:57,877 --> 00:31:01,280 >> I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE ‐‐ EXACTLY LIKE THE JACK 595 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,284 KIRBY ILLUSTRATIONS FROM THE 1960s AND THE COSTUME DESIGN 596 00:31:05,284 --> 00:31:08,087 SAID I WOULD BE IN THE FULL MUSCLE SUIT LIKE IN THE '60s. 597 00:31:08,087 --> 00:31:14,727 THEN I GOT THERE, WHERE'S MY MUSCLE SUIT? AND THERE WAS NONE. 598 00:31:14,727 --> 00:31:19,065 I CAN SEE, ARSENIO, WE SHARE A TYPE, WE'RE MUSCLE‐FREE ZONES. 599 00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:24,036 I SAID, WHERE'S THE MUSCLE SUIT? I LOOK LIKE CAMERON THE FROG IF 600 00:31:24,036 --> 00:31:27,039 I'M NOT WEARING THE MUSCLES. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 601 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:31,744 YOU'RE IN PINK, YOU'RE 65, I'M 64, WE'RE THE DINOSAURS OF SHOW 602 00:31:31,744 --> 00:31:32,211 BUSINESS, BABY. 603 00:31:32,211 --> 00:31:34,280 >> Arsenio: YES, YES. 604 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:34,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 605 00:31:34,781 --> 00:31:36,215 >> AND WE'RE STILL HERE! 606 00:31:36,215 --> 00:31:40,086 >> Arsenio: WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU? ARE YOU WORKING ON SOMETHING 607 00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:40,420 ELSE THERE? 608 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:45,625 >> I HAVE JUST WRAPPED TODAY ON A NETFLIX VERSION OF JANE 609 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,627 AUSTEN'S "PERSUASION" WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON. 610 00:31:47,627 --> 00:31:49,662 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 611 00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:53,766 >> Arsenio: COOL, COOL. WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK HERE TO 612 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:56,602 VISIT? 613 00:31:56,602 --> 00:32:00,940 >> WHEN I'M ALLOWED OUT OF THE HIGH‐SECURITY OLD AGE HOME I'M 614 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:02,608 IN AT THE MOMENT. 615 00:32:02,608 --> 00:32:03,643 [ LAUGHTER ] 616 00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:06,546 BECAUSE ‐‐ BECAUSE OF THE RESTRICTIONS OF WHAT YOU CAN AND 617 00:32:06,546 --> 00:32:11,417 YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IN LOKI‐LAND, I'M ‐‐ I'LL BE 618 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:15,721 TASERED IF I LEAVE THIS ROOM AND REVEAL ANY SECRETS OF THIS SHOW. 619 00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:18,157 >> Arsenio: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF A HARD 620 00:32:18,157 --> 00:32:20,393 INTERVIEW TO DO. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TOLD SO MANY 621 00:32:20,393 --> 00:32:23,329 THINGS THAT I CAN'T ASK YOU. 622 00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:24,430 >> YEAH. 623 00:32:24,430 --> 00:32:29,368 >> Arsenio: AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID "COMING TO AMERICA 2" IN 624 00:32:29,368 --> 00:32:32,905 ATLANTA, AND THERE WAS SOME MARVEL PEOPLE DOWN THERE. 625 00:32:32,905 --> 00:32:34,841 THEY'RE PRETTY STRICT ON YOU GUYS, HUH? 626 00:32:34,841 --> 00:32:37,109 >> OH, YES. HAVE YOU STILL GOT THE TAGS 627 00:32:37,109 --> 00:32:37,910 AROUND YOUR ANKLES? 628 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:43,683 >> Arsenio: I'VE SEEN THEM, I'VE SEEN THEM. 629 00:32:43,683 --> 00:32:44,083 >> I'VE GOT MINE. 630 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,351 >> Arsenio: THEY MAKE YOU SIGN STUFF? 631 00:32:45,351 --> 00:32:49,655 >> THEY MAKE YOU SIGN STUFF, THEY PUT SPECIAL IMPLANTS 632 00:32:49,655 --> 00:32:50,557 UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN. 633 00:32:50,557 --> 00:32:50,890 [ LAUGHTER ] 634 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,558 YOU'RE FOLLOWED. IT'S A WHOLE DEAL. 635 00:32:52,558 --> 00:32:55,561 I HAD A DRESS REHEARSAL. I WAS IN A FILM YOU MAY HAVE 636 00:32:55,561 --> 00:32:58,865 HEARD OF CALLED "STAR WARS: THE RISE OF LUKE SKYWALKER." 637 00:32:58,865 --> 00:33:03,503 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 638 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:07,507 AND THERE YOU HAVE TO BE UNDER FORT KNOX LEVEL OF SECURITY. 639 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:10,142 YOU COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ‐‐ I WOULDN'T EVEN TELL MY WIFE AND 640 00:33:10,142 --> 00:33:12,378 DAUGHTER THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER THAT WAS PLAYING FOR 641 00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:18,117 FEAR THAT THEY WOULD TAKE MY SALARY AWAY, OR REMOVE MY 642 00:33:18,117 --> 00:33:18,718 KNEECAPS. 643 00:33:18,718 --> 00:33:19,218 [ LAUGHTER ] 644 00:33:19,218 --> 00:33:22,121 I THOUGHT I'D KEEP THE MONEY AND THE KNEECAPS. 645 00:33:22,121 --> 00:33:24,657 >> Arsenio: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE? 646 00:33:24,657 --> 00:33:26,659 >> IT IS 10 TO 1:00 IN THE MORNING. 647 00:33:26,659 --> 00:33:29,095 >> IT'S REALLY LATE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER 648 00:33:29,095 --> 00:33:33,466 THE INTERVIEW IS? ARE YOU GOING CLUBBING? 649 00:33:33,466 --> 00:33:33,799 [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:36,936 >> I'M GOING TO PULL ON MY FULL GREEN TIGHTS OUTFIT AND I'M 651 00:33:36,936 --> 00:33:38,371 GOING TO GO BOOGIE. 652 00:33:38,371 --> 00:33:38,704 [ LAUGHTER ] 653 00:33:38,704 --> 00:33:46,178 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 654 00:33:46,178 --> 00:33:48,848 AT CLUB LOKI. 655 00:33:48,848 --> 00:33:53,719 >> Arsenio: I LOOK THE WAY YOU SAY "BOOGIE." 656 00:33:53,719 --> 00:33:54,954 >> BOOGIE. 657 00:33:54,954 --> 00:33:57,823 >> Arsenio: YES. ALSO WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU 658 00:33:57,823 --> 00:34:02,194 DANCED, WENT OUT DANCING? p>> JU SPEAK TO YOU NOW, ALL THE TIME. 659 00:34:02,194 --> 00:34:04,830 >> Arsenio: YOU AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 660 00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:06,599 I AM ALSO A BARBRA STREISAND FREAK. 661 00:34:06,599 --> 00:34:07,099 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 662 00:34:07,099 --> 00:34:11,203 YES, YEAH. YES. BUT YOU ARE A LITTLE BIGGER THAN 663 00:34:11,203 --> 00:34:13,639 ME. 664 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,141 >> I AGREE. 665 00:34:15,141 --> 00:34:15,474 [ LAUGHTER ] 666 00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:16,475 >> Arsenio: YEAH. TELL THEM. 667 00:34:16,475 --> 00:34:18,177 I HAVE A PICTURE I WANT TO SHOW THEM. 668 00:34:18,177 --> 00:34:21,914 YOU TELL THEM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HER. 669 00:34:21,914 --> 00:34:24,450 >> OKAY. SO I HAVE BEEN ‐‐ I HAVE BEEN A 670 00:34:24,450 --> 00:34:31,090 FAN, A DEDICATED FAN, OF BARBRA STREISAND FOR 50 YEARS. 671 00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:35,294 AND SO I MET HER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 672 00:34:35,294 --> 00:34:37,530 AND ‐‐ WHEN I WAS WORKING IN PHILADELPHIA. 673 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:40,232 AND I GOT UP TO ‐‐ SOMEBODY INVITED ME ‐‐ ANYWAY, I END UP 674 00:34:40,232 --> 00:34:42,768 IN THE HAMPTONS AT A PARTY THAT SHE WAS AT. 675 00:34:42,768 --> 00:34:49,508 I HAD A ONE‐TO‐ONE CONVERSATION WITH HER FOR TWO HOURS, SO 1:00 676 00:34:49,508 --> 00:34:52,244 IN THE MORNING. I TOLD HER THAT I HAD COM 677 00:34:52,244 --> 00:34:57,049 COMMISSIONED A SCULPTURE THAT WOULD BE 3 FEET TALL, ALMOST A 678 00:34:57,049 --> 00:35:01,354 METER TALL, OF HER HEAD, IN MY GARDEN. SHE SAID, YOU'RE CRAZY. 679 00:35:01,354 --> 00:35:04,824 I SAID, YEAH, I KNOW I'M CRAZY. SHE SAID, YOU ARE CRAZY. 680 00:35:04,824 --> 00:35:06,459 I SAID, I STAND HAPPILY SO. 681 00:35:06,459 --> 00:35:08,160 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 682 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,565 EVERY DAY I SEE THAT. 683 00:35:12,565 --> 00:35:15,668 >> Arsenio: NOW, THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, BUT I THINK ‐‐ IN 684 00:35:15,668 --> 00:35:19,205 MY RESEARCH I FOUND OUT YOU HAVE TWO HOMES? 685 00:35:19,205 --> 00:35:19,805 >> I DO. BUT I'M SO RICH. 686 00:35:19,805 --> 00:35:23,042 [ LAUGHTER ] 687 00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:23,909 >> Arsenio: DOES YOUR ‐‐ 688 00:35:23,909 --> 00:35:26,846 >> LIKE YOU. 689 00:35:26,846 --> 00:35:28,447 >> Arsenio: ‐‐ STREISAND TRAVEL TO THE DIFFERENT HOMES? 690 00:35:28,447 --> 00:35:34,186 >> NO, I HAVE ‐‐ THE ORIGINAL SCULPTED ONE IN MY YARD, THE 691 00:35:34,186 --> 00:35:35,521 BOTTOM OF THE YARD. WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS, 692 00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:38,658 THERE SHE IS EVERY DAY, ALL DAY LONG, ALL NIGHT LONG. 693 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:42,261 IN THIS COTTAGE THAT I'VE GOT IN THE COUNTRYSIDE, THE SCULPTOR 694 00:35:42,261 --> 00:35:46,132 HAD MADE A FACSIMILE OF IT IN FIBERGLASS. 695 00:35:46,132 --> 00:35:48,601 AND I SAID, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THAT ONE? 696 00:35:48,601 --> 00:35:50,102 BECAUSE I'D PAID FOR IT. HE SAID, IT WILL BE TRASHED. 697 00:35:50,102 --> 00:35:52,071 I SAID, NO, NO, NO. IT'S COMING WITH ME. 698 00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:52,405 [ LAUGHTER ] 699 00:35:52,405 --> 00:35:56,376 IT'S GOING IN THAT YARD. SO I'VE GOT TWO. 700 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:56,709 [ APPLAUSE ] 701 00:35:56,709 --> 00:36:02,615 >> Arsenio: YES. HEY. I HAVE A BIG, GIANT BUST OF 702 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:04,550 JAMES BROLIN IN MY YARD. 703 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:04,884 [ LAUGHTER ] 704 00:36:04,884 --> 00:36:05,651 >> YOU DO? 705 00:36:05,651 --> 00:36:10,423 >> Arsenio: YEAH, SO YOU AREN'T WEIRD AT ALL, BRUH. 706 00:36:10,423 --> 00:36:10,756 [ LAUGHTER ] 707 00:36:10,756 --> 00:36:14,360 THE FINALE OF "LOKI" IS NOW STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS. 708 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,030 PLEASE THANK RICHARD, AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE MUSIC OF TINY X 709 00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:20,666 LINDELL. 710 00:36:26,505 --> 00:36:27,773 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 711 00:36:27,773 --> 00:36:31,077 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 712 00:36:31,077 --> 00:36:34,113 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 713 00:36:34,113 --> 00:36:38,084 >> Arsenio: I HOPE YOU STAYED UP, BECAUSE ME, YOU, AND RICHARD 714 00:36:38,084 --> 00:36:43,189 ARE ABOUT TO DANCE. THEIR ALBUM "DYNASTY" IS OUT 715 00:36:43,189 --> 00:36:47,960 THIS FRIDAY WITH THE SONG "SI TE VAS," TAINY X YANDEL! 716 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,461 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 717 00:36:48,461 --> 00:36:53,599 ♪ 718 00:36:53,599 --> 00:37:01,240 ♪ 719 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,142 ♪ 720 00:37:03,142 --> 00:37:05,411 ♪ 721 00:37:05,411 --> 00:37:21,763 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 722 00:37:21,763 --> 00:37:22,128 ♪ 723 00:37:22,128 --> 00:37:36,008 ♪ 724 00:37:36,008 --> 00:37:39,579 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 725 00:37:39,579 --> 00:37:39,944 ♪ 726 00:37:39,944 --> 00:37:59,231 ♪ 727 00:37:59,231 --> 00:38:01,700 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 728 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,065 ♪ 729 00:38:02,065 --> 00:38:19,585 ♪ 730 00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,353 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 731 00:38:21,353 --> 00:38:21,718 ♪ 732 00:38:21,718 --> 00:38:39,104 ♪ 733 00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:42,107 ♪ I KNOW YOU GOT PLACES YOU WENT 734 00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:42,508 BEFORE ♪ 735 00:38:42,508 --> 00:38:43,108 ♪ I KNOW YOU GOT SOMETHING 736 00:38:43,108 --> 00:38:47,413 YOU'RE INTO ♪ 737 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:48,047 ♪ IT'S QUITE A LIFE I'M LIVING 738 00:38:48,047 --> 00:38:50,349 RIGHT ♪ 739 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:51,350 ♪ YOU KNOW THERE'S THING THAT IS 740 00:38:51,350 --> 00:38:52,952 WE DIDN'T SAY ♪ 741 00:38:52,952 --> 00:38:55,454 ♪ I WOULD HATE TO LET YOU GET 742 00:38:55,454 --> 00:38:55,888 AWAY ♪ 743 00:38:55,888 --> 00:38:57,323 ♪ STAY THROUGH THE NIGHT AND IF 744 00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,158 IT DON'T WORK MORNING FLY ♪ 745 00:38:59,158 --> 00:39:01,126 ♪ FEEL FOR THE SUNRISE FEEL 746 00:39:01,126 --> 00:39:06,198 PERFECT ♪ 747 00:39:06,198 --> 00:39:11,070 ♪ 748 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:14,773 SNOWS A BACK OF THE BLOCK KIND OF GIRL HEY ♪ 749 00:39:14,773 --> 00:39:22,748 SHE CAME UP ♪T WANT TO COME BAC‐ 750 00:39:22,748 --> 00:39:23,582 ♪ DON'T CRY SHE JUST REAL UP 751 00:39:23,582 --> 00:39:25,918 ♪ 752 00:39:25,918 --> 00:39:29,321 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 753 00:39:29,321 --> 00:39:29,686 ♪ 754 00:39:29,686 --> 00:39:44,904 ♪ 755 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:52,077 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 756 00:39:52,077 --> 00:39:56,015 >> DYNASTY! 757 00:39:56,015 --> 00:39:57,049 ♪ 758 00:39:57,049 --> 00:40:03,289 ♪ 759 00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:06,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 760 00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:09,929 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 761 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:12,881 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 762 00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:17,212 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 763 00:40:17,212 --> 00:40:18,980 >> Arsenio: THAT'S MY TIME. I'D LIKE TO THANK LeBRON JAMES, 764 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:22,751 RICHARD E. GRANT, JALEEL WHITE, AND TAINY X YANDEL. 765 00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:25,854 WATCH PHOEBE ROBINSON HOST TOMORROW NIGHT. 766 00:40:25,854 --> 00:40:31,793 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. MY THANKS TO JIMMY AARON AND 767 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:34,062 THIS INCREDIBLE FAMILY HERE. THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME OUT 768 00:40:34,062 --> 00:40:39,301 AND PLAY. JIMMY? I LEFT YOU SOME "CHIPOTLE" UNDER 769 00:40:39,301 --> 00:40:41,236 YOUR DESK. GOODNIGHT. 770 00:40:41,236 --> 00:40:41,569 [ LAUGHTER ] 771 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,538 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]