>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS
GAME NIGHT" WITH GUEST HOST
ANTHONY ANDERSON.
TONIGHT ‐‐
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND MARK CUBAN.
PRESENTED BY NISSAN AND YOUTUBE
TV.
AND NOW, ANTHONY ANDERSON.
♪
>> Anthony: YOU KNOW WHO YOU
ARE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
HELLO.
THANK YOU.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR GAME
NIGHT SPECIAL.
I'M YOUR GUEST HOST, ANTHONY
ANDERSON.
MORE APPLAUSE, PLEASE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE ARE COMING TO YOU IN PRIME
TIME FOR GAME THREE OF THE NBA
FINALS BETWEEN THE MILWAUKEE
BUCKS AND THE PHOENIX SUNS.
IT'S GAME THREE, BUT GIANNIS IS
STILL SHOOTING HIS FREE THROWS
FROM GAME TWO.
GIANNIS, OF COURSE, HAS BEEN
PLAYING THROUGH A KNEE INJURY,
AND THE OTHER NIGHT HE HURT HIS
BACK BECAUSE HE HAD TO CARRY HIS
ENTIRE TEAM.
KIND OF ROUGH.
THE SUNS TOOK THE FIRST TWO
GAMES.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS FOR THE BUCKS.
IT'S THEIR HEAD COACH.
HE DRESSES LIKE AN ASSISTANT
MANAGER AT REI.
AND THIS DUDE'S PEP TALKS ARE SO
NOT SO PEPPY.
>> PLAY FAST, PLAY RANDOM, PLAY
TOGETHER.
DO IT TOGETHER.
>> PLAY FAST, PLAY RANDOM.
DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S ALSO WHAT MY MAMA SAID
WHEN SHE GAVE ME THE SEX TALK.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, MAMA.
MY MAN, CHRIS PAUL, HAS BEEN ON
FIRE IN GAME TWO.
GIVE IT UP FOR CP3.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
23 POINTS, 8 ASSISTS, AND SHOT 7
STATE FARM COMMERCIALS.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO
HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DEVIN
BOOKER'S LAME‐ASS WATER BOTTLE.
THERE IT IS.
LOOK AT THAT.
HE'S LIKE THAT GUY WHO WRITES
HIS NAME ON HIS LUNCH AT WORK.
DEVIN, DUDE, COME ON, MAN.
YOU MAKE $29 MILLION A YEAR.
GET YOURSELF A HYDROFLASK.
I MAY BE WATCHING THE GAMES A
LITTLE TOO CLOSELY, BUT I THINK
I'M ON TO SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, HAS ANYONE EVER
NOTICED HOW MUCH NBA
COMMISSIONER ADAM SILVER LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE THE FOOD CRITIC IN
"RATATOUILLE."
[ APPLAUSE ]
IS IT JUST ME?
BY THE WAY, AS THE STAR OF ABC'S
"BLACK‐ISH," I'D LIKE TO TELL
YOU THAT THE PIXAR CLASSIC
"RATATOUILLE" IS CURRENTLY
AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON DISNEY+.
THAT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE
CALL
♪ CORPORATE SYNERGY
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
THE MVP OF THE ICU, JOHNNY
KNOXVILLE IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GUILLERMO, I HEARD HE DID
SOMETHING TO YOU INVOLVING SOME
SPIDERS.
>> YEAH.
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
THE WORST THING I EVER DONE.
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU
HOW THAT WENT, THEN, DO I?
>> NO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL SEE THAT IN A FEW MINUTES.
YOU KNOW, MANY PLAYERS OVER THE
YEARS HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED IN
THE FOOD INDUSTRY.
LeBRON CO‐OWNS A PIZZA CHAIN.
MICHAEL JORDAN HAS A STEAKHOUSE.
AND CHARLES BARKLEY ONCE ATE 30
PLATES OF RIBS AT MICHAEL
JORDAN'S STEAKHOUSE.
AND NOW TACKO FALL IS CASHING IN
ON HIS NAME IN A VERY BIG WAY.
>> THINK YOU'VE GOT AN APPETITE?
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HUNGER
SMACKED DOWN BY THE NEWEST NAME
IN FAST FOOD, BOSTON CELTICS
STAR TACKO FALL.
>> I HAVE A SECRET.
I LOVE TO COOK.
>> INTRODUCING TACKO'S TACOS,
WHERE THE ONLY THING BIGGER THAN
TACKO ARE THE TACOS.
>> ORDER UP.
>> OUR MEALS FEED A 7 FOOT NBA
CENTER OR A HUNGRY FAMILY OF
SIX.
>> IT'S LIKE A BABY BLANKET FULL
OF BEEF.
>> TRY THE ORIGINAL TACKO'S TACO
STUFFED BY THE BIG MAN HIMSELF
WITH MEAT, CHEESE, TOMATOES, AND
FOUR FULL HEADS OF LETTUCE.
ALL FOR JUST $87.99.
ARE YOU SOMEHOW STILL HUNGRY?
ALL ORDERS INCLUDE A TACO‐SIZED
22 SHOEBOX FULL OF CHIPS AND A
PAINT BUCKET OF GUAC.
SO FILL YOUR BELLY AND YOUR FLAT
BED AT TACKO'S TACOS.
>> ALWAYS LIFT TACOS WITH YOUR
KNEES, NOT YOUR BACK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE NEED TO TAKE A BREATHER.
BUT TONIGHT, MARK CUBAN WILL
BATTLE THE HELL HOOP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHNNY
KNOXVILLE.
♪
>> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
BY NISSAN.
>>> I'M HERE TO INSTALL YOUR
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>> COME IN.
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WITH ME?
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK TO
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS
GAME NIGHT."
IN JUDGMENST A BIT, MARK CUBAN
TAKE ON THE INFAMOUS HELL HOOP
TO WIN SOME MONEY FOR CHARITY.
ALL RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND I WILL BE BACK HERE IN
PRIME TIME ON WEDNESDAY WITH
ANOTHER SPECIAL FOR GAME FOUR OF
THE NBA FINALS WITH MY GUEST,
DWAYNE JOHNSON FROM EVERY MOVIE
EVER MADE.
BUT ALSO I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU
GUYS WATCH "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
AT ITS REGULAR TIME.
IT WILL BE HOSTED BY NICK KROLL,
PHOEBE ROBINSON AND ARSENIO
HALL, WHO WILL BE VISITED BY THE
GREAT LeBRON JAMES ON TUESDAY.
OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR,
WRITER, AND PRODUCER WHO VIEWS
THE FINE ART OF MOVIE‐MAKING AS
SOMETHING YOU SURVIVE, LIKE A
BAR FIGHT OR A NUCLEAR WAR.
THE FOURTH AND NEWEST
INSTALLMENT IN THE JACKASS
CINEMATIC UNIVERSE OPENS IN
THEATERS OCTOBER 22nd.
PLEASE WELCOME THE RESILIENT
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: IT'S A PLEASURE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU, JOHNNY.
>> IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
>> WE'VE NEVER MET, AND I FIND
IT CRAZY BECAUSE YOU ARE A WILD
AND CRAZY MAN.
I AM A WILD AND CRAZY MAN.
AND I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED THAT
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN ANY OF YOUR
MOVIES, ANY OF YOUR JACKASS
MOVIES BECAUSE MY MAMA CALLS ME
A JACKASS ALL THE TIME.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, JOHNNY, OR
HOW DID THAT NOT HAPPEN?
>> I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN.
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE YOU
IN JACKASS 4.
IF THERE'S A JACKASS 5, WE WOULD
LOVE TO HAVE YOU IN IT.
>> FROM WHAT I'VE READ, I THINK
THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE.
>> YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY
NEUROLOGIST?
>> A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYBODY.
NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN WE
WROTE YOUR INTRODUCTION FOR OUR
SHOW TONIGHT, YOUR MOVIE DIDN'T
HAVE A TITLE.
>> OH, IT DOES. TITLE NOW?‐
THANK YOU FOR ASKING, ANTHONY.
>> Anthony: OH, OKAY.
PLEASE.
>> THAT WOULD BE "JACKASS
FOREVER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: "JACKASS FOREVER."
>> FOREVER.
>> Anthony: AUDIENCE, DO YOU
APPROVE OF THAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW, JOHNNY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE
STILL WORKING ON "JACKASS
FOREVER."
THAT COMES OUT IN OCTOBER.
>> OCTOBER 22nd.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON
IT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLIPS FOR
US TO SHOW.
>> WE HAVE SOME PHOTOS.
>> Anthony: YES, I HAVE THEM
RIGHT HERE.
>> YES.
>> Anthony: SO WE HAVE PHOTOS
FOR YOU TO SHOW.
THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SHOW
FILM CLIPS BACK IN THE DAY, ALL
RIGHT?
THEY WOULD JUST SHOW A PICTURE
AND THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, STAR
WOULD JUST TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING
ON.
SO HERE WE HAVE DAD DARKSHARK
VERSUS A GUY WITH A SPIDER IN A
TUBE BETWEEN THERE.
>> ERIN McGEE HI AND DARK
SHARK ‐‐
>> Anthony: WHICH ONE IS THE
DARK SHARK?
>> THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> AND THEY HAVE TO BLOW A
TARANTULA INTO THE OTHER GUY'S
HELMET, AND THE TARANTULA BITES
THE LOSER IN A VERY SENSITIVE
AREA.
SO THEY DON'T WANT TO LOSE.
>> Anthony: OOH.
>> DARK SHARK, HE FEARS NO MAN.
HE HAS BEEN SHOT NINE TIMES.
HE FEARS NO MAN.
BUT IF YOU PUT A SPIDER, A DOG,
A BIRD IN FRONT OF HIM, HE IS
GOING TO LOSE HIS MIND.
>> Anthony: A BIRD?
>> HEIGHTS HE'S TERRIFIED OF.
>> Anthony: WHERE IS DARK SHARK
FROM?
>> HE'S FROM LOS ANGELES.
>> Anthony: HE'S FROM LOS
ANGELES.
>> SOUTH CENTRAL.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HERE.
SECOND PICTURE.
BOOM, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> WELL, SCIENTIFICALLY
SPEAKING, THAT'S US TRYING TO
LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER.
>> Anthony: SCIENTIFICALLY
SPEAKING?
SO YOU'RE TRYING TO SET A
RECORD?
>> YES.
THAT'S A NEW CAST MEMBER IN
THERE TRYING TO SET THAT RECORD
FOR US.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY IF
HE SET THE RECORD OR NOT, BUT I
CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THE
MOVIE.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
>> WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT
FOR 15 YEARS BY THE WAY.
15 YEARS WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO
THAT.
>> Anthony: FART UNDERWATER OR
LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER?
>> LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
IS HE ANY RELATION TO DARK
SHARK?
>> NO, NO.
BUT DARK SHARK'S SON, JASZ PER, S
PART OF THE NEW CREW.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE,
MR. KNOXVILLE?
>> WELL, THAT WOULD BE ME.
YOU KNOW THE ANCIENT MYTH OF
ICARUS, THE BOY WHO FLEW TOO
CLOSE TO THE SUN?
>> Anthony: YEAH.
>> WELL, WE REENACTED THAT WITH
A CANNON.
>> Anthony: IS THAT YOU?
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME UP THERE IN
THE AIR, ABOUT FIVE STORIES OFF
THE GROUND.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: CAN YOU TELL US HOW
THIS ENDED, OR WE HAVE TO WATCH
THE FILM?
>> I COULDN'T SIT DOWN FOR TWO
WEEKS.
>> Anthony: REALLY?
>> YES, YES.
MY ARSE ABSORBED ALL THE IMPACT,
YES.
>> Anthony: YOUR ARSE?
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HERE.
WE HAVE ONE MORE.
PLEASE TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THIS BULL.
>> WELL, I HAD ALREADY HEARD
THAT BULLS LOVE MAGIC.
SO I WANTED TO DO A MAGIC TRICK
FOR THE BULL.
>> Anthony: MM‐HMM.
>> IT TURNS OUT THIS BULL
ABSOLUTELY HATED MAGIC.
>> Anthony: WE CAN TELL.
WE CAN TELL.
>> I ‐‐ I SPENT A WEEKEND IN THE
HOSPITAL AFTER THIS WITH A
BROKEN WRIST, BROKEN RIB, AND
CONCUSSION.
BUT THE FOOTAGE TURNED OUT
GREAT, SO IT WAS A WIN/WIN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: MORE OF JOHNNY
KNOXVILLE WHEN WE COME BACK,
GUYS.
>> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
BY YOUTUBE TV.
WATCH LIVE TV WITH UNLIMITED DVR
AND MORE.
NO CABLE BOX REQUIRED.
TRY IT FREE.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK.
WELCOME BACK.
I'M HERE WITH JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.
NOW, BEFORE YOU GET INTO WHAT
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, DURING
COMMERCIAL BREAK, I ASKED JOHNNY
WHAT WAS THE WORST INJURY HE'S
EVER HAD, AND HE TOLD ME
SOMETHING THAT WAS FASCINATING.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE THAT
WITH THE AUDIENCE?
>> WELL, YOU MAY KNOW THAT I
BROKE MY JIM DOG ONCE.
>> Anthony: HIS JIM DOG IS HIS
[ BLEEP ].
HOW DO YOU BREAK A [ BLEEP ],
JOHNNY?
>> I WAS TRYING TO BIKE OFF A
MOTORCYCLE AND I LET GO OFF IT
ON THE RAMP.
I FALL ON MY BACK AND IT TURNS
INTO A MISSILE AND BREAKS ITS
HANDLEBARS OFF IN MY CROTCH.
>> Anthony: HOW DOES ONE RECOVER
FROM A BROKE JOHNNY ROCKET?
>> SURGERY AND VERY SLOWLY.
HAD TO CATHETER FOR 3 1/2 YEARS
AFTER THAT TWICE A DAY.
>> Anthony: SO I TAKE IT YOU ARE
RETIRING?
>> NO.
I HAD TWO KIDS AFTER THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anthony: I MEANT FROM THE
MOVIE.
>> OH, RIGHT.
>> Anthony: FROM BEING A
JACKASS.
>> WELL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW
TALENT.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO REPLACE
YOU?
>> WE ARE LOOKING FOR FRESH
YOUNG TALENT.
WE ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE.
>> Anthony: HAVE WE?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
WE HAVE SOME FOOTAGE.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
LET'S SHOW THE FOOTAGE.
>> GUILLERMO.
>> JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.
EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU AS BAD
NEWS BROWN, MAN.
>> COME ON, IT'S ME.
NO, NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME YOUNG
NEW JACKASS TALENT.
>> DO YOU HAVE GOOD HEALTH
INSURANCE?
>> I DO HAVE GOOD HEALTH
INSURANCE.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
WHICH BONES ARE YOU OKAY
BREAKING?
PI
PINKY, TOE?
>> I DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY
PENIS.
I LOVE MY PENIS.
>> YEAH, THAT COULD BE A
PROBLEM.
WHAT WOULD BE THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE EVER DONE?
>> THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER
DONE, BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I HOOKED UP WITH THIS GIRL.
SO WE WENT TO HER PLACE, AND SHE
BRING A BIG SNAKE, YOU KNOW, AND
SHE GOES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A
LOT OF FUN.
I GO, OH, [ BLEEP ].
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO NO SNAKES.
HOW ABOUT TEQUILA OR TARANTULA?
>> OH, [ BLEEP ].
>> IN THESE BOXES, THERE'S THREE
TEQUILAS, AND THEN THE OTHER
BOXES ARE FILLED WITH TARANTULAS
AND THEY'RE KIND OF VENOMOUS.
WHY DON'T WE CALL IN MY FRIEND
CARL, THE SPIDER EXPERT, TO TELL
US WHAT YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF
INTO.
>> WE'VE GOT SOME COSTA RICAN
TARANTULAS.
>> THOSE ARE SOME THICK GLOVES
YOU'RE WEARING.
>> WE ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY IT
SAFE.
>> WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY BITE
NEW.
>> THE BAD PART ARE THE TWO
FANGS THAT ARE THE SIZE OF
NUMBER 2 PENCILS.
IF THEY BITE YOU, THEY KIND OF
JAB YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
>> OH, [ BLEEP ].
>> AND AGAIN.
>> ARE YOU READY TO START THE
GAME?
>> DO I JUST GO ONCE AND THAT'S
IT?
>> NO.
YOU HAVE TO FIND ALL THREE
TEQUILAS.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU WANT TO BE A JACKASS,
RIGHT?
>> TO BE HONEST, NO.
>> OKAY.
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING
UP?
>> ONE.
>> PERFECT.
>> THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO
GO FOR?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
YOU GOT TO REACH TO THE BOTTOM.
>> AY‐AY‐AY.
>> QUIET ON THE SET.
>> IT'S GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY
IN.
FEEL AROUND FOR THE TEQUILA.
IT'S NOT IN THE MIDDLE.
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I THINK IT WAS A TARANTULA.
>> I THINK THIS ONE HAS TEQUILA
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> I DON'T TRUST YOU, JOHNNY.
>> CHECK ALL THE CORNERS.
ARE YOU GETTING THIRSTY?
>> AH!
I THINK YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS
GAME.
>> I THINK EVERYONE IS ENJOYING
THIS GAME.
>> EXCEPT ME.
>> FEEL AROUND.
I WOULDN'T STEER YOU WRONG.
NO.
SORRY, SORRY.
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> YEAH!
IT'S TEQUILA?
>> YOU THINK I'M GOING TO PUT
SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE?
>> KNOWING YOU, YES.
>> GUILLERMO, DO BE CAREFUL
BECAUSE THE VENOM IS PRETTY
WICKED.
>> AY‐AY‐AY.
AY‐AY‐AY.
>> HOW IS THAT?
>> I SEE THAT TEQUILA IN THE
BACK.
>> ARE YOU SURE THAT WASN'T
TEQUILA?
>> AY‐AY‐AY.
>> KEEP LOOKING.
>> IT'S TEQUILA!
WAY TO GO , GUILLERMO.
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE.
>> NO.
THERE'S ONE MORE SHOT OF
TEQUILA.
>> ALL RIGHT.
AH!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I THINK IT WAS A TARANTULA.
>> I THINK YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
TEQUILA.
I'D GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT FOR A
SHOT.
>> OKAY.
>> OH, BOY!
WE FOUND OUR THIRD.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> YEAH!
CHEERS, BUDDY.
OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF JACKASS.
>> THANK YOU, JOHNNY.
I DID IT.
>> YES.
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE BAD
NEWS BUT ‐‐
>> NO, I'M GOOD NEWS.
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?
>> [ BLEEP ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> "JACKASS FOREVER" OPENS IN
THEATERS OCTOBER 22nd.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, THANK YOU FOR
BEING WITH US TONIGHT.
WHEN WE COME BACK, MARK CUBAN
BATTLES THE HELL HOOP.
♪
>> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
BY NISSAN.
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK TO
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS
GAME NIGHT."
I'M ANTHONY ANDERSON.
NOW, WE'RE OUTSIDE IN BACK OF
OUR THEATER WITH DALLAS
MAVERICKS OWNER AND SHARK TANK
BARRACUDA MARK CUBAN.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU UP FOR A CHALLENGE?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Anthony: OKAY.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS MAKE ONE
SHOT FROM THE TOP OF THE KEY.
>> PERFECT.
>> Anthony: WHICH IS WHERE
YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF YOU MAKE IT, DICKY, TELL
US WHAT HE WINS.
>> Dicky: IF MARK MAKES THE
SHOT, $25,000 WILL BE DONATED TO
THE CHARITY OF MARK'S CHOICE,
COURTESY OF CHIME, THE EASY AND
FREE DEBIT CARD USED BY MILLIONS
OF AMERICANS.
>> Anthony: OKAY, MARK.
SO WHAT CHARITY HAVE YOU CHOSEN?
>> IT'S CALLS THE FAMILY PLACE.
IT'S FOR VICTIMS OF FAMILY
VIOLENCE IN DALLAS.
>> Anthony: OH, WOW.
A VERY WORTHY CAUSE.
AS THE MAVS' OWNER, DO YOU EVER
GET A CHANCE TO GO DOWN TO
AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA AND
PRACTICE YOUR FREE THROWS?
>> YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
>> Anthony: REALLY?
>> BEFORE GAMES I LIKE TO GET
OUT THERE.
>> Anthony: SO THIS SHOULD BE
EASY, THEN.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> Anthony: GOOD LUCK.
DID I FORGET TO MENTION THIS IS
NO ORDINARY THREE‐POINT SHOT.
>> OKAY.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS ‐‐
>> HELL HOOP.
>> Anthony: OKAY, WE HAVE
INTRODUCED FOUR LEVELS OF HELL
DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND ANNOY
YOU.
THERE IS THE GRIM RIM, WHICH
ROTATES 360 DEGREES.
THEN WE HAVE THE DEATHLY
DEFENDERS, WHO WILL RISE UP TO
REJECT YOU.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> Anthony: AND THE HORRIFYING
HADES BLASTERS.
AND UNI‐PSYCHO, A PSYCHOTIC
CLOWN ON A UNICYCLE.
YOU HAVE THREE CHANCES TO MAKE
THE SHOT, MARK.
AND HERE TO OFFICIALLY START THE
GAME OFF IS EL DIABLO HIMSELF.
READY, MARK?
>> I'M READY, GUILLERMO.
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.
NOT YET, MARK.
NOT YET.
NOW YOU CAN GO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Anthony: OH, GIVE HIM THE
BALL.
SHOOT, MARK, SHOOT!
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN, MARK.
YOU DID IT!
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS
REPLAY.
♪
CONGRATULATIONS, MARK.
THAT'S $25,000 TO THE FAMILY
PLACE.
AND, MARK, YOU ALSO GET A PRIZE
TOO.
THIS CREEPY LITTLE DOLL.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
I'D LIKE TO THANK MARK CUBAN,
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND TACKO
FALL.
AND NOW SETTLE IN FOR GAME THREE
OF THE NBA FINALS.
GOOD NIGHT.
I LOVE YOU, MAMA!
♪