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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S

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"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS

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GAME NIGHT" WITH GUEST HOST

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ANTHONY ANDERSON.

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TONIGHT ‐‐

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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND MARK CUBAN.

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PRESENTED BY NISSAN AND YOUTUBE

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TV.

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AND NOW, ANTHONY ANDERSON.

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>> Anthony: YOU KNOW WHO YOU

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ARE.

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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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HELLO.

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THANK YOU.

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR GAME

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NIGHT SPECIAL.

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I'M YOUR GUEST HOST, ANTHONY

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ANDERSON.

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MORE APPLAUSE, PLEASE.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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WE ARE COMING TO YOU IN PRIME

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TIME FOR GAME THREE OF THE NBA

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FINALS BETWEEN THE MILWAUKEE

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BUCKS AND THE PHOENIX SUNS.

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IT'S GAME THREE, BUT GIANNIS IS

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STILL SHOOTING HIS FREE THROWS

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FROM GAME TWO.

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PLAYING THROUGH A KNEE INJURY,

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AND THE OTHER NIGHT HE HURT HIS

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BACK BECAUSE HE HAD TO CARRY HIS

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KIND OF ROUGH.

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THE SUNS TOOK THE FIRST TWO

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IS FOR THE BUCKS.

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IT'S THEIR HEAD COACH.

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HE DRESSES LIKE AN ASSISTANT

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MANAGER AT REI.

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AND THIS DUDE'S PEP TALKS ARE SO

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NOT SO PEPPY.

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>> PLAY FAST, PLAY RANDOM, PLAY

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TOGETHER.

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DO IT TOGETHER.

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>> PLAY FAST, PLAY RANDOM.

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DO IT TOGETHER.

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THAT'S ALSO WHAT MY MAMA SAID

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WHEN SHE GAVE ME THE SEX TALK.

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>> THANK YOU, MAMA.

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MY MAN, CHRIS PAUL, HAS BEEN ON

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FIRE IN GAME TWO.

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GIVE IT UP FOR CP3.

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23 POINTS, 8 ASSISTS, AND SHOT 7

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STATE FARM COMMERCIALS.

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THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO

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HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DEVIN

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THERE IT IS.

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LOOK AT THAT.

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HE'S LIKE THAT GUY WHO WRITES

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HIS NAME ON HIS LUNCH AT WORK.

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DEVIN, DUDE, COME ON, MAN.

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YOU MAKE $29 MILLION A YEAR.

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GET YOURSELF A HYDROFLASK.

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I MAY BE WATCHING THE GAMES A

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LITTLE TOO CLOSELY, BUT I THINK

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I'M ON TO SOMETHING.

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YOU KNOW, HAS ANYONE EVER

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NOTICED HOW MUCH NBA

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COMMISSIONER ADAM SILVER LOOKS

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EXACTLY LIKE THE FOOD CRITIC IN

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"RATATOUILLE."

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IS IT JUST ME?

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IS IT JUST ME?

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BY THE WAY, AS THE STAR OF ABC'S

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"BLACK‐ISH," I'D LIKE TO TELL

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YOU THAT THE PIXAR CLASSIC

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"RATATOUILLE" IS CURRENTLY

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AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON DISNEY+.

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THAT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE

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♪ CORPORATE SYNERGY

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WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

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TONIGHT.

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THE MVP OF THE ICU, JOHNNY

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KNOXVILLE IS HERE.

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GUILLERMO, I HEARD HE DID

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SOMETHING TO YOU INVOLVING SOME

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SPIDERS.

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>> YEAH.

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IT WAS TERRIBLE.

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THE WORST THING I EVER DONE.

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I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU

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HOW THAT WENT, THEN, DO I?

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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WE'LL SEE THAT IN A FEW MINUTES.

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YOU KNOW, MANY PLAYERS OVER THE

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YEARS HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED IN

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THE FOOD INDUSTRY.

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LeBRON CO‐OWNS A PIZZA CHAIN.

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MICHAEL JORDAN HAS A STEAKHOUSE.

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AND CHARLES BARKLEY ONCE ATE 30

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PLATES OF RIBS AT MICHAEL

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JORDAN'S STEAKHOUSE.

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AND NOW TACKO FALL IS CASHING IN

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ON HIS NAME IN A VERY BIG WAY.

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>> THINK YOU'VE GOT AN APPETITE?

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PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HUNGER

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SMACKED DOWN BY THE NEWEST NAME

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IN FAST FOOD, BOSTON CELTICS

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STAR TACKO FALL.

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>> I HAVE A SECRET.

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I LOVE TO COOK.

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>> INTRODUCING TACKO'S TACOS,

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WHERE THE ONLY THING BIGGER THAN

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TACKO ARE THE TACOS.

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>> ORDER UP.

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>> OUR MEALS FEED A 7 FOOT NBA

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CENTER OR A HUNGRY FAMILY OF

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SIX.

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>> IT'S LIKE A BABY BLANKET FULL

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OF BEEF.

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>> TRY THE ORIGINAL TACKO'S TACO

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STUFFED BY THE BIG MAN HIMSELF

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WITH MEAT, CHEESE, TOMATOES, AND

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FOUR FULL HEADS OF LETTUCE.

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ALL FOR JUST $87.99.

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ARE YOU SOMEHOW STILL HUNGRY?

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ALL ORDERS INCLUDE A TACO‐SIZED

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22 SHOEBOX FULL OF CHIPS AND A

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PAINT BUCKET OF GUAC.

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SO FILL YOUR BELLY AND YOUR FLAT

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BED AT TACKO'S TACOS.

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>> ALWAYS LIFT TACOS WITH YOUR

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KNEES, NOT YOUR BACK.

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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WE NEED TO TAKE A BREATHER.

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BUT TONIGHT, MARK CUBAN WILL

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BATTLE THE HELL HOOP.

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHNNY

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KNOXVILLE.

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>> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY

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KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

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BY NISSAN.

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>>> I'M HERE TO INSTALL YOUR

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YOUTUBE TV.

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>> COME IN.

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WHERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT?

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>> I DON'T HAVE ANY.

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>> SO HOW DO YOU GET YOUTUBE TV?

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>> YOU JUST SIGN UP ON YOUR

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PHONE OR LAPTOP.

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>> THAT SOUNDS EASY.

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NOW I CAN WATCH LIVE TV AND

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RECORD MY SHOWS?

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>> PLUS GET RECOMMENDATIONS

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BASED ON WHAT I LIKE?

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>> YES.

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>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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YOU WANT TO WATCH THE NBA FINALS

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WITH ME?

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>> UPGRADE YOUR VIEWING

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EXPERIENCE WITH YOUTUBE TV.

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WATCH LIVE TV WITH UNLIMITED

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DVR.

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NO CABLE BOX REQUIRED.

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TRY IT FREE.

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>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK TO

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"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS

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GAME NIGHT."

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IN JUDGMENST A BIT, MARK CUBAN

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TAKE ON THE INFAMOUS HELL HOOP

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TO WIN SOME MONEY FOR CHARITY.

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ALL RIGHT?

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>> AND I WILL BE BACK HERE IN

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PRIME TIME ON WEDNESDAY WITH

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ANOTHER SPECIAL FOR GAME FOUR OF

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THE NBA FINALS WITH MY GUEST,

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DWAYNE JOHNSON FROM EVERY MOVIE

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EVER MADE.

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GUYS WATCH "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"

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AT ITS REGULAR TIME.

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IT WILL BE HOSTED BY NICK KROLL,

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PHOEBE ROBINSON AND ARSENIO

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HALL, WHO WILL BE VISITED BY THE

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GREAT LeBRON JAMES ON TUESDAY.

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OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR,

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WRITER, AND PRODUCER WHO VIEWS

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THE FINE ART OF MOVIE‐MAKING AS

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SOMETHING YOU SURVIVE, LIKE A

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BAR FIGHT OR A NUCLEAR WAR.

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THE FOURTH AND NEWEST

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INSTALLMENT IN THE JACKASS

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CINEMATIC UNIVERSE OPENS IN

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THEATERS OCTOBER 22nd.

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PLEASE WELCOME THE RESILIENT

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JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

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>> Anthony: IT'S A PLEASURE TO

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FINALLY MEET YOU, JOHNNY.

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>> IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

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>> WE'VE NEVER MET, AND I FIND

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IT CRAZY BECAUSE YOU ARE A WILD

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AND CRAZY MAN.

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I AM A WILD AND CRAZY MAN.

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AND I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED THAT

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I'VE NEVER BEEN IN ANY OF YOUR

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MOVIES, ANY OF YOUR JACKASS

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MOVIES BECAUSE MY MAMA CALLS ME

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A JACKASS ALL THE TIME.

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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, JOHNNY, OR

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HOW DID THAT NOT HAPPEN?

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>> I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN.

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I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE YOU

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IN JACKASS 4.

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IF THERE'S A JACKASS 5, WE WOULD

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LOVE TO HAVE YOU IN IT.

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>> FROM WHAT I'VE READ, I THINK

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THIS IS YOUR LAST ONE.

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>> YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY

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NEUROLOGIST?

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>> A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYBODY.

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NOW, I UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN WE

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WROTE YOUR INTRODUCTION FOR OUR

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SHOW TONIGHT, YOUR MOVIE DIDN'T

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HAVE A TITLE.

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>> OH, IT DOES. TITLE NOW?‐

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THANK YOU FOR ASKING, ANTHONY.

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>> Anthony: OH, OKAY.

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PLEASE.

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>> THAT WOULD BE "JACKASS

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FOREVER."

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>> Anthony: "JACKASS FOREVER."

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>> FOREVER.

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>> Anthony: AUDIENCE, DO YOU

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APPROVE OF THAT?

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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NOW, JOHNNY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE

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STILL WORKING ON "JACKASS

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FOREVER."

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THAT COMES OUT IN OCTOBER.

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>> OCTOBER 22nd.

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>> Anthony: OKAY.

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BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON

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IT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLIPS FOR

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US TO SHOW.

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>> WE HAVE SOME PHOTOS.

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>> Anthony: YES, I HAVE THEM

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RIGHT HERE.

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>> YES.

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>> Anthony: SO WE HAVE PHOTOS

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FOR YOU TO SHOW.

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THIS IS HOW THEY USED TO SHOW

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FILM CLIPS BACK IN THE DAY, ALL

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RIGHT?

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THEY WOULD JUST SHOW A PICTURE

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AND THE WRITER, DIRECTOR, STAR

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WOULD JUST TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING

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ON.

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SO HERE WE HAVE DAD DARKSHARK

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VERSUS A GUY WITH A SPIDER IN A

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TUBE BETWEEN THERE.

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>> ERIN McGEE HI AND DARK

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SHARK ‐‐

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>> Anthony: WHICH ONE IS THE

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DARK SHARK?

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>> THE GENTLEMAN ON THE RIGHT.

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>> Anthony: OKAY.

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ALL RIGHT.

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>> AND THEY HAVE TO BLOW A

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TARANTULA INTO THE OTHER GUY'S

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HELMET, AND THE TARANTULA BITES

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THE LOSER IN A VERY SENSITIVE

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AREA.

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SO THEY DON'T WANT TO LOSE.

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>> Anthony: OOH.

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>> DARK SHARK, HE FEARS NO MAN.

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HE HAS BEEN SHOT NINE TIMES.

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HE FEARS NO MAN.

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BUT IF YOU PUT A SPIDER, A DOG,

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A BIRD IN FRONT OF HIM, HE IS

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GOING TO LOSE HIS MIND.

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>> Anthony: A BIRD?

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>> HEIGHTS HE'S TERRIFIED OF.

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>> Anthony: WHERE IS DARK SHARK

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FROM?

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>> HE'S FROM LOS ANGELES.

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>> Anthony: HE'S FROM LOS

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ANGELES.

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>> SOUTH CENTRAL.

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>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S SEE HERE.

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SECOND PICTURE.

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BOOM, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

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>> WELL, SCIENTIFICALLY

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SPEAKING, THAT'S US TRYING TO

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LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER.

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>> Anthony: SCIENTIFICALLY

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SPEAKING?

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SO YOU'RE TRYING TO SET A

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RECORD?

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>> YES.

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THAT'S A NEW CAST MEMBER IN

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THERE TRYING TO SET THAT RECORD

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FOR US.

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I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY IF

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HE SET THE RECORD OR NOT, BUT I

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CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THE

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MOVIE.

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>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.

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>> WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT

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FOR 15 YEARS BY THE WAY.

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15 YEARS WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO

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THAT.

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>> Anthony: FART UNDERWATER OR

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LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER?

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>> LIGHT A FART UNDERWATER.

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>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.

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IS HE ANY RELATION TO DARK

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SHARK?

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>> NO, NO.

340
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BUT DARK SHARK'S SON, JASZ PER, S

341
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PART OF THE NEW CREW.

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>> Anthony: OKAY.

343
00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:03,817
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE,

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MR. KNOXVILLE?

345
00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:06,320
>> WELL, THAT WOULD BE ME.

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YOU KNOW THE ANCIENT MYTH OF

347
00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:10,991
ICARUS, THE BOY WHO FLEW TOO

348
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CLOSE TO THE SUN?

349
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:12,593
>> Anthony: YEAH.

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>> WELL, WE REENACTED THAT WITH

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A CANNON.

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>> Anthony: IS THAT YOU?

353
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>> YEAH, THAT'S ME UP THERE IN

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THE AIR, ABOUT FIVE STORIES OFF

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THE GROUND.

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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>> Anthony: CAN YOU TELL US HOW

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THIS ENDED, OR WE HAVE TO WATCH

359
00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:28,008
THE FILM?

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>> I COULDN'T SIT DOWN FOR TWO

361
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WEEKS.

362
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>> Anthony: REALLY?

363
00:11:31,845 --> 00:11:32,680
>> YES, YES.

364
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MY ARSE ABSORBED ALL THE IMPACT,

365
00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:37,251
YES.

366
00:11:37,251 --> 00:11:38,852
>> Anthony: YOUR ARSE?

367
00:11:38,852 --> 00:11:39,486
ALL RIGHT.

368
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LET'S SEE HERE.

369
00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:41,021
WE HAVE ONE MORE.

370
00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:43,624
PLEASE TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON

371
00:11:43,624 --> 00:11:44,024
WITH THIS BULL.

372
00:11:44,024 --> 00:11:45,593
>> WELL, I HAD ALREADY HEARD

373
00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:47,361
THAT BULLS LOVE MAGIC.

374
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SO I WANTED TO DO A MAGIC TRICK

375
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FOR THE BULL.

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>> Anthony: MM‐HMM.

377
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,399
>> IT TURNS OUT THIS BULL

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ABSOLUTELY HATED MAGIC.

379
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>> Anthony: WE CAN TELL.

380
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WE CAN TELL.

381
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>> I ‐‐ I SPENT A WEEKEND IN THE

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HOSPITAL AFTER THIS WITH A

383
00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,876
BROKEN WRIST, BROKEN RIB, AND

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CONCUSSION.

385
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,345
BUT THE FOOTAGE TURNED OUT

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GREAT, SO IT WAS A WIN/WIN.

387
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[ APPLAUSE ]

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>> Anthony: MORE OF JOHNNY

389
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KNOXVILLE WHEN WE COME BACK,

390
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GUYS.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK.

401
00:12:39,513 --> 00:12:39,847
WELCOME BACK.

402
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I'M HERE WITH JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

403
00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:42,716
NOW, BEFORE YOU GET INTO WHAT

404
00:12:42,716 --> 00:12:44,618
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, DURING

405
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,020
COMMERCIAL BREAK, I ASKED JOHNNY

406
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,621
WHAT WAS THE WORST INJURY HE'S

407
00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,023
EVER HAD, AND HE TOLD ME

408
00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:50,090
SOMETHING THAT WAS FASCINATING.

409
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,125
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE THAT

410
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:51,992
WITH THE AUDIENCE?

411
00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:53,861
>> WELL, YOU MAY KNOW THAT I

412
00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:56,664
BROKE MY JIM DOG ONCE.

413
00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:59,266
>> Anthony: HIS JIM DOG IS HIS

414
00:12:59,266 --> 00:12:59,533
[ BLEEP ].

415
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,769
HOW DO YOU BREAK A [ BLEEP ],

416
00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:02,002
JOHNNY?

417
00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:06,307
>> I WAS TRYING TO BIKE OFF A

418
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,309
MOTORCYCLE AND I LET GO OFF IT

419
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,109
ON THE RAMP.

420
00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:11,111
I FALL ON MY BACK AND IT TURNS

421
00:13:11,111 --> 00:13:13,347
INTO A MISSILE AND BREAKS ITS

422
00:13:13,347 --> 00:13:15,616
HANDLEBARS OFF IN MY CROTCH.

423
00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:17,985
>> Anthony: HOW DOES ONE RECOVER

424
00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:18,552
FROM A BROKE JOHNNY ROCKET?

425
00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:20,321
>> SURGERY AND VERY SLOWLY.

426
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,289
HAD TO CATHETER FOR 3 1/2 YEARS

427
00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:24,325
AFTER THAT TWICE A DAY.

428
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,294
>> Anthony: SO I TAKE IT YOU ARE

429
00:13:27,294 --> 00:13:27,561
RETIRING?

430
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:28,162
>> NO.

431
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:31,999
I HAD TWO KIDS AFTER THAT.

432
00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:35,202
[ LAUGHTER ]

433
00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,104
>> Anthony: I MEANT FROM THE

434
00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:37,338
MOVIE.

435
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,472
>> OH, RIGHT.

436
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,708
>> Anthony: FROM BEING A

437
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:40,974
JACKASS.

438
00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:42,943
>> WELL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW

439
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:43,177
TALENT.

440
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:43,577
>> Anthony: OKAY.

441
00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:44,678
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO REPLACE

442
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:44,878
YOU?

443
00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:46,814
>> WE ARE LOOKING FOR FRESH

444
00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:47,147
YOUNG TALENT.

445
00:13:47,147 --> 00:13:48,882
WE ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE.

446
00:13:48,882 --> 00:13:49,650
>> Anthony: HAVE WE?

447
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,784
>> YEAH, YEAH.

448
00:13:50,784 --> 00:13:51,685
WE HAVE SOME FOOTAGE.

449
00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:52,086
>> Anthony: OKAY.

450
00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:58,892
LET'S SHOW THE FOOTAGE.

451
00:13:58,892 --> 00:13:59,993
>> GUILLERMO.

452
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:02,529
>> JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU?

453
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:04,698
>> I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.

454
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,633
EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU AS BAD

455
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:07,468
NEWS BROWN, MAN.

456
00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:09,370
>> COME ON, IT'S ME.

457
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,838
NO, NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

458
00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:14,141
WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME YOUNG

459
00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:14,608
NEW JACKASS TALENT.

460
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:16,243
>> DO YOU HAVE GOOD HEALTH

461
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:16,510
INSURANCE?

462
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:17,845
>> I DO HAVE GOOD HEALTH

463
00:14:17,845 --> 00:14:18,145
INSURANCE.

464
00:14:18,145 --> 00:14:18,712
>> THAT'S GOOD.

465
00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:21,515
WHICH BONES ARE YOU OKAY

466
00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:22,483
BREAKING?

467
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:22,883
PI

468
00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:23,183
PINKY, TOE?

469
00:14:23,183 --> 00:14:25,085
>> I DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY

470
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:25,285
PENIS.

471
00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:26,854
I LOVE MY PENIS.

472
00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:28,355
>> YEAH, THAT COULD BE A

473
00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:28,589
PROBLEM.

474
00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:30,224
WHAT WOULD BE THE CRAZIEST THING

475
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:32,526
YOU'VE EVER DONE?

476
00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:33,227
>> THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER

477
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,795
DONE, BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

478
00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:35,729
I HOOKED UP WITH THIS GIRL.

479
00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:38,499
SO WE WENT TO HER PLACE, AND SHE

480
00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:39,767
BRING A BIG SNAKE, YOU KNOW, AND

481
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,468
SHE GOES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A

482
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:42,102
LOT OF FUN.

483
00:14:42,102 --> 00:14:47,341
I GO, OH, [ BLEEP ].

484
00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:48,542
>> ALL RIGHT.

485
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,277
SO NO SNAKES.

486
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:55,349
HOW ABOUT TEQUILA OR TARANTULA?

487
00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:56,917
>> OH, [ BLEEP ].

488
00:14:56,917 --> 00:15:00,320
>> IN THESE BOXES, THERE'S THREE

489
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,255
TEQUILAS, AND THEN THE OTHER

490
00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:03,090
BOXES ARE FILLED WITH TARANTULAS

491
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,259
AND THEY'RE KIND OF VENOMOUS.

492
00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:06,894
WHY DON'T WE CALL IN MY FRIEND

493
00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,195
CARL, THE SPIDER EXPERT, TO TELL

494
00:15:08,195 --> 00:15:09,630
US WHAT YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF

495
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:10,097
INTO.

496
00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:14,568
>> WE'VE GOT SOME COSTA RICAN

497
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:14,868
TARANTULAS.

498
00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:16,370
>> THOSE ARE SOME THICK GLOVES

499
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,104
YOU'RE WEARING.

500
00:15:17,104 --> 00:15:18,839
>> WE ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY IT

501
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:19,039
SAFE.

502
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,174
>> WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY BITE

503
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:20,374
NEW.

504
00:15:20,374 --> 00:15:22,876
>> THE BAD PART ARE THE TWO

505
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:23,777
FANGS THAT ARE THE SIZE OF

506
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NUMBER 2 PENCILS.

507
00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:26,146
IF THEY BITE YOU, THEY KIND OF

508
00:15:26,146 --> 00:15:27,648
JAB YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND

509
00:15:27,648 --> 00:15:29,149
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

510
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,918
>> OH, [ BLEEP ].

511
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:31,885
>> AND AGAIN.

512
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:34,121
>> ARE YOU READY TO START THE

513
00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:34,321
GAME?

514
00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:36,457
>> DO I JUST GO ONCE AND THAT'S

515
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:36,623
IT?

516
00:15:36,623 --> 00:15:36,990
>> NO.

517
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,926
YOU HAVE TO FIND ALL THREE

518
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:39,193
TEQUILAS.

519
00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:39,460
>> OKAY.

520
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,763
>> YOU WANT TO BE A JACKASS,

521
00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:42,963
RIGHT?

522
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,164
>> TO BE HONEST, NO.

523
00:15:44,164 --> 00:15:44,765
>> OKAY.

524
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,266
HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING

525
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:46,900
UP?

526
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:47,801
>> ONE.

527
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:48,302
>> PERFECT.

528
00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:49,636
>> THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO

529
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:50,103
GO FOR?

530
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:50,537
>> YEAH.

531
00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:50,804
>> OKAY.

532
00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:58,779
YOU GOT TO REACH TO THE BOTTOM.

533
00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:00,280
>> AY‐AY‐AY.

534
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,014
>> QUIET ON THE SET.

535
00:16:01,014 --> 00:16:03,016
>> IT'S GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY

536
00:16:03,016 --> 00:16:03,183
IN.

537
00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:04,785
FEEL AROUND FOR THE TEQUILA.

538
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:12,626
IT'S NOT IN THE MIDDLE.

539
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:13,393
WHAT WAS THAT?

540
00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:14,962
>> I THINK IT WAS A TARANTULA.

541
00:16:14,962 --> 00:16:16,430
>> I THINK THIS ONE HAS TEQUILA

542
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,431
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

543
00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:18,232
>> ARE YOU SURE?

544
00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:20,067
>> I DON'T TRUST YOU, JOHNNY.

545
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,301
>> CHECK ALL THE CORNERS.

546
00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:23,203
ARE YOU GETTING THIRSTY?

547
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:27,107
>> AH!

548
00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:28,542
I THINK YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS

549
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:28,742
GAME.

550
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,010
>> I THINK EVERYONE IS ENJOYING

551
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:30,410
THIS GAME.

552
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:32,946
>> EXCEPT ME.

553
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:33,814
>> FEEL AROUND.

554
00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:35,415
I WOULDN'T STEER YOU WRONG.

555
00:16:35,415 --> 00:16:35,782
NO.

556
00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:36,416
SORRY, SORRY.

557
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,518
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

558
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,821
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

559
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:42,789
>> YEAH!

560
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:43,156
IT'S TEQUILA?

561
00:16:43,156 --> 00:16:44,224
>> YOU THINK I'M GOING TO PUT

562
00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:45,259
SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE?

563
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:47,895
>> KNOWING YOU, YES.

564
00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:50,163
>> GUILLERMO, DO BE CAREFUL

565
00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,466
BECAUSE THE VENOM IS PRETTY

566
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:52,699
WICKED.

567
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:55,802
>> AY‐AY‐AY.

568
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:56,069
AY‐AY‐AY.

569
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:56,770
>> HOW IS THAT?

570
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,171
>> I SEE THAT TEQUILA IN THE

571
00:16:58,171 --> 00:17:00,307
BACK.

572
00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:02,543
>> ARE YOU SURE THAT WASN'T

573
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:02,776
TEQUILA?

574
00:17:02,776 --> 00:17:04,411
>> AY‐AY‐AY.

575
00:17:04,411 --> 00:17:05,913
>> KEEP LOOKING.

576
00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:08,982
>> IT'S TEQUILA!

577
00:17:08,982 --> 00:17:12,653
WAY TO GO , GUILLERMO.

578
00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:13,887
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE.

579
00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:14,621
>> NO.

580
00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:15,889
THERE'S ONE MORE SHOT OF

581
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:17,157
TEQUILA.

582
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,526
>> ALL RIGHT.

583
00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:19,726
AH!

584
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:20,260
>> WHAT WAS THAT?

585
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,763
>> I THINK IT WAS A TARANTULA.

586
00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:25,198
>> I THINK YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH

587
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:25,699
TEQUILA.

588
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,601
I'D GIVE IT ONE MORE SHOT FOR A

589
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:27,801
SHOT.

590
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:28,068
>> OKAY.

591
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,037
>> OH, BOY!

592
00:17:30,037 --> 00:17:31,805
WE FOUND OUR THIRD.

593
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:35,375
[ APPLAUSE ]

594
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,110
>> YEAH!

595
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:41,148
CHEERS, BUDDY.

596
00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:41,782
OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF JACKASS.

597
00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:42,783
>> THANK YOU, JOHNNY.

598
00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:43,417
I DID IT.

599
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:43,884
>> YES.

600
00:17:43,884 --> 00:17:45,619
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE BAD

601
00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:46,286
NEWS BUT ‐‐

602
00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:51,191
>> NO, I'M GOOD NEWS.

603
00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:55,429
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?

604
00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:59,099
>> [ BLEEP ]

605
00:17:59,099 --> 00:17:59,666
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

606
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:01,802
>> "JACKASS FOREVER" OPENS IN

607
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,604
THEATERS OCTOBER 22nd.

608
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,771
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, THANK YOU FOR

609
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:05,839
BEING WITH US TONIGHT.

610
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:11,478
WHEN WE COME BACK, MARK CUBAN

611
00:18:11,478 --> 00:18:11,945
BATTLES THE HELL HOOP.

612
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:14,982
♪

613
00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:16,550
>> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY

614
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,418
KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

615
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:18,652
BY NISSAN.

616
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,929
>> Anthony: WELCOME BACK TO

617
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:29,529
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS

618
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:29,830
GAME NIGHT."

619
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:30,397
I'M ANTHONY ANDERSON.

620
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:32,165
NOW, WE'RE OUTSIDE IN BACK OF

621
00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:34,635
OUR THEATER WITH DALLAS

622
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,470
MAVERICKS OWNER AND SHARK TANK

623
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,739
BARRACUDA MARK CUBAN.

624
00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:40,073
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

625
00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:41,174
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

626
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:41,675
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.

627
00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:42,909
ARE YOU UP FOR A CHALLENGE?

628
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:43,410
>> YES, SIR.

629
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:44,378
>> Anthony: OKAY.

630
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,013
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS MAKE ONE

631
00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:47,481
SHOT FROM THE TOP OF THE KEY.

632
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:47,848
>> PERFECT.

633
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:48,448
>> Anthony: WHICH IS WHERE

634
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,850
YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW.

635
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:54,054
BUT IF YOU MAKE IT, DICKY, TELL

636
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:54,554
US WHAT HE WINS.

637
00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:56,056
>> Dicky: IF MARK MAKES THE

638
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,724
SHOT, $25,000 WILL BE DONATED TO

639
00:18:57,724 --> 00:19:00,293
THE CHARITY OF MARK'S CHOICE,

640
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:02,429
COURTESY OF CHIME, THE EASY AND

641
00:19:02,429 --> 00:19:04,064
FREE DEBIT CARD USED BY MILLIONS

642
00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:05,599
OF AMERICANS.

643
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:06,733
>> Anthony: OKAY, MARK.

644
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:08,001
SO WHAT CHARITY HAVE YOU CHOSEN?

645
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,236
>> IT'S CALLS THE FAMILY PLACE.

646
00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:10,704
IT'S FOR VICTIMS OF FAMILY

647
00:19:10,704 --> 00:19:11,304
VIOLENCE IN DALLAS.

648
00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:12,472
>> Anthony: OH, WOW.

649
00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:15,375
A VERY WORTHY CAUSE.

650
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,344
AS THE MAVS' OWNER, DO YOU EVER

651
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,113
GET A CHANCE TO GO DOWN TO

652
00:19:20,113 --> 00:19:22,249
AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA AND

653
00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:23,250
PRACTICE YOUR FREE THROWS?

654
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,451
>> YEAH, ALL THE TIME.

655
00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:25,419
>> Anthony: REALLY?

656
00:19:25,419 --> 00:19:27,220
>> BEFORE GAMES I LIKE TO GET

657
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:27,521
OUT THERE.

658
00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:28,522
>> Anthony: SO THIS SHOULD BE

659
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:29,056
EASY, THEN.

660
00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,157
>> I HOPE SO.

661
00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:30,724
>> Anthony: GOOD LUCK.

662
00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,693
DID I FORGET TO MENTION THIS IS

663
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,127
NO ORDINARY THREE‐POINT SHOT.

664
00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:35,529
>> OKAY.

665
00:19:35,529 --> 00:19:37,964
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT?

666
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:39,700
THIS IS ‐‐

667
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,568
>> HELL HOOP.

668
00:19:41,568 --> 00:19:42,803
>> Anthony: OKAY, WE HAVE

669
00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:45,739
INTRODUCED FOUR LEVELS OF HELL

670
00:19:45,739 --> 00:19:46,807
DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND ANNOY

671
00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:46,973
YOU.

672
00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:52,145
THERE IS THE GRIM RIM, WHICH

673
00:19:52,145 --> 00:19:54,147
ROTATES 360 DEGREES.

674
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:56,483
THEN WE HAVE THE DEATHLY

675
00:19:56,483 --> 00:20:00,120
DEFENDERS, WHO WILL RISE UP TO

676
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,256
REJECT YOU.

677
00:20:03,256 --> 00:20:05,892
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

678
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:10,630
>> Anthony: AND THE HORRIFYING

679
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:15,268
HADES BLASTERS.

680
00:20:15,268 --> 00:20:21,041
AND UNI‐PSYCHO, A PSYCHOTIC

681
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:21,942
CLOWN ON A UNICYCLE.

682
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:23,543
YOU HAVE THREE CHANCES TO MAKE

683
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:24,578
THE SHOT, MARK.

684
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,913
AND HERE TO OFFICIALLY START THE

685
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:31,685
GAME OFF IS EL DIABLO HIMSELF.

686
00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:32,886
READY, MARK?

687
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:36,857
>> I'M READY, GUILLERMO.

688
00:20:36,857 --> 00:20:37,724
>> Anthony: ALL RIGHT.

689
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:38,959
NOT YET, MARK.

690
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,060
NOT YET.

691
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,129
NOW YOU CAN GO!

692
00:20:42,129 --> 00:20:45,799
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

693
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:48,068
>> Anthony: OH, GIVE HIM THE

694
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,569
BALL.

695
00:20:49,569 --> 00:20:52,072
SHOOT, MARK, SHOOT!

696
00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:57,077
SHOOT, MARK, SHOOT!

697
00:20:57,077 --> 00:21:05,719
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN, MARK.

698
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:06,353
YOU DID IT!

699
00:21:06,353 --> 00:21:07,287
YOU DID IT!

700
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:07,821
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS

701
00:21:07,821 --> 00:21:09,356
REPLAY.

702
00:21:09,356 --> 00:21:12,993
♪

703
00:21:12,993 --> 00:21:14,961
CONGRATULATIONS, MARK.

704
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:16,997
THAT'S $25,000 TO THE FAMILY

705
00:21:16,997 --> 00:21:17,297
PLACE.

706
00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:20,000
AND, MARK, YOU ALSO GET A PRIZE

707
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,367
TOO.

708
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,868
THIS CREEPY LITTLE DOLL.

709
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:22,135
ALL RIGHT.

710
00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:23,804
THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

711
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,872
I'D LIKE TO THANK MARK CUBAN,

712
00:21:25,872 --> 00:21:28,175
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND TACKO

713
00:21:28,175 --> 00:21:28,675
FALL.

714
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:30,877
AND NOW SETTLE IN FOR GAME THREE

715
00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:33,446
OF THE NBA FINALS.

716
00:21:33,446 --> 00:21:33,747
GOOD NIGHT.

717
00:21:33,747 --> 00:21:40,287
I LOVE YOU, MAMA!

718
00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:55,368
♪