>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
WITH GUEST HOST ‐‐ ARSENIO HALL! TONIGHT ‐‐ MEGAN FOX.
JAY PHAROAH. AND MUSIC FROM AMORPHOUS
FEATURING KELLY ROWLAND. AND NOW ‐‐ ARSENIO HALL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Arsenio: YEAH! THANK YOU! YEAH!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TO MY EARS. HAVE A SEAT.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT WHOO, WHOO, WHOO. > Guillermo: YEAH, TOO YOUNG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Arsenio: GOOD TO SEE MY OLD BUDDY.
I'VE KNOWN THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME. I MET YOU WHEN WE WERE BOTH
BROKE. YEAH. AND NOW HE'S A RICH FAMOUS
MUSICIAN ON TELEVISION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES. CLETO. CLETONES. AND I'M BROKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HELLO TO YOU ALL. THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES! WELCOME TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
I AM JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES. THIS IS FUN. THIS IS NOT ONLY FUN TO DO BUT
THIS IS FUN ‐‐ I'M WEARING PANTS. WITH A ZIPPER.
PANTS WITH A ZIPPER. THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST TIMES
OUT OF THE HOUSE. I TAKE COVID VERY SERIOUSLY.
I THINK THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE I WENT TO THIS YEAR WAS THE
IN‐N‐OUT DRIVE‐THRU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I DIDN'T EVEN ORDER NOTHING. I JUST DROVE THROUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BY THE WAY, I'M LOOKING AT MYSELF.
THE SHAVEN HEAD IS ALL NEW. EVENTUALLY YOU DON'T CHOOSE YOUR
HAIRCUT. YOUR HAIRCUT CHOOSE YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW? FOR THOSE OF YOU ‐‐ YOU ALL LOOK
A LITTLE YOUNG. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FANS ‐‐
I THINK IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, BRO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FANS OF MY OLD SHOW, I BROUGHT SOMETHING
THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER. CHECK THIS OUT.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES. IT'S MY OLD FLAT TOP, BABY!
IT'S BACK! IF I CAN JUST STAND LIKE THIS
FOR AN HOUR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, ENOUGH OF THAT. GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ANYONE FLY INTO SPACE? YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
RICHARD BRANSON DID. THE FOUNDER OF VIRGIN GALACTIC
FLEW INTO SPACE AND BACK YESTERDAY.
THE VIRGIN FLIGHT TOOK ABOUT AN HOUR, WHICH IS THE FIRST TIME
ANY VIRGIN HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING IN AN HOUR.
[ APPLAUSE ]
DON'T LAUGH. WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN ‐‐ OKAY, I
DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TELL THIS STORY. BUT WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN, I
ACTUALLY ‐‐ I SHOULD SAY CLIMAX. I ACTUALLY REACHED CLIMAX REALLY
EARLY. AND I WAS HOLDING A CONDOM TRYING TO TEAR IT OPEN LIKE
THIS. I LITERALLY ‐‐ LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I SWEAR. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HI, ROBIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, GOSH. BACK ON MY OLD SHOW ‐‐ I HATE TO
KEEP REFERRING TO MY OLD SHOW. THESE YOUNG PEOPLE LOOKING AT
ME, WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? HONEY, I THINK THAT'S THE OWNER
OF THE WEATHER CHANNEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HI, BYRON. BACK ON MY OLD SHOW I USED TO DO
A THING CALLED "THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM."
OH, SOME OF YOU ARE OVER 40. YES. YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT USED TO BE A BIT I WOULD DO. AND IT TURNED INTO A SONG.
BUT TIMES HAVE CHANGED. AND THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM
WERE THOUGHTS LIKE STAND‐UP THOUGHTS WHERE I WOULD SAY LIKE
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO ASK MY MOM, MOM, HOW COME BLACK
WOMEN WHEN THEY BREAST‐FEED YOU DON'T GET CHOCOLATE MILK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THE AUDIENCE WOULD SAY, HMM. SO TIMES ARE CRAZIER NOW AND
I'VE GOT TO STEP IT UP. SO I WANT TO INTRODUCE A NEW
VERSION. AND WE'RE GOING TO CALL THIS
INSTEAD OF "THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM."
"THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I HOPE JIMMY'S NOT WATCHING. LET'S PRACTICE.
THESE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? YES.
I'M GETTING READY TO LOSE ANOTHER JOB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. Y'ALL ARE GOING TO TUNE IN WEDNESDAY IT'S GOING TO BE OH,
THEY FIRED THAT BROTHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO I'M LOOKING AT THE PAPER THIS MORNING, WHICH MEANS THE WRITERS
WOKE UP EARLY TO GET ME PREPARED.
THERE'S A COMPANY THAT'S SELLING SOMETHING CALLED WET PANTS
DENIM. IT'S A REAL THING. IT'S JEANS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU PEED ON YOURSELF. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.
SAVES US A LOT OF TIME AND URINE, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I GUESS. THEY COST $75. BUT YOU KNOW YOU COULD PEE ON
YOUR PANTS FOR FREE, RIGHT?
[ APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT BUYING THEM. I'M LIKE 65 YEARS OLD.
OKAY? AND REAL SOON I'M GOING TO HAVE
THOSE PANTS ON ALL THE TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT
MAKE YOU SAY ‐‐ WHAT THE
[ BLEEP ]?
THOSE PANTS. JIMMY DRIVING HERE AS WE SPEAK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHOULD WE DO ANOTHER ONE?
[ CHEERS ]
OKAY. THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST HEADLINES I'VE EVER
SEEN. "METH POLLUTION IN WATERWAYS
TURNS TROUT INTO JUNKIES." THAT'S RIGHT.
APPARENTLY IN AREAS WHERE PEOPLE SMOKE METH, IT'S GETTING INTO
THE WATER AND THE FISH START TO BEHAVE LIKE METH HEADS. YES.
THEY LOSE THEIR TEETH, THEY MOVE TO RIVERSIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I GUESS THEY GET THEIR STUFF FROM WALTER WHITEFISH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE PICTURES THAT MAKE YOU SAY ‐‐
>> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]?
>> Arsenio: YEAH. UP NEXT, THIS IS A RIDICULOUS
ONE. IT'S A NEW TREND ON TIKTOK. AND PEOPLE SHOVE GARLIC UP THEIR
NOSE TO CLEAR THEIR SCIENCES. CHECK THIS OUT.
>> SO MY NOSE IS KIND OF STUFFY, SO I'M GOING TO TRY THE GARLIC
TRICK. AND NOW WE WAIT.
>> NOT SURE HOW LONG YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS FOR 15
MINUTES.
♪
>> IT HURTS.
>> ALSO IT MAKES YOU SALIVATE A LOT.
>> Arsenio: OOH. AND THAT WAS THE CLEANEST CLIP
WE COULD FIND OF THIS SYNDROME. WHY CAN'T THESE KIDS JUST SNORT
ADDERALL LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?
[ APPLAUSE ]
COME ON. REGARDLESS. IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT
MAKE YOU SAY ‐‐ [ AUDIENCE SAYS "WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]" ] YEAH.
I SAVED THE DUMBEST ONE FOR LAST. THIS IS A NEW TREND.
IT'S A FACIAL FASHION THING CALLED THE DOUBLE MUSTACHE.
GUYS ARE GOING AROUND WEARING TWO MUSTACHES, ONE IN THE NORMAL
MUSTACHE SPOT AND THEN ONE ABOVE OR BELOW IT.
I'M THINKING TWO MUSTACHES, ZERO GIRLFRIENDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S CRAZY‐LOOKING. GUILLERMO, WOULD YOU ROCK THE
DOUBLE MUSTACHE?
>> Guillermo: NO WAY, JOSE.
>> Arsenio: HEY, BY THE WAY, A FRIEND OF MINE, ANTHONY
ANDERSON, TEXTED ME. AND I'M GOING TO LET YOU TELL ME
THE REST. DID YOU SEE ANTHONY TODAY?
>> Guillermo: I SAW HIM THIS MORNING, YEAH.
WE WERE PLAYING GOLF THIS MORNING.
WELL, HE WAS PLAYING GOLF. I WAS GETTING DRUNK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Arsenio: OKAY. I WAS GOING TO SAY HE TOLD ME
THE TRUTH OF WHAT HAPPENED SO YOU BETTER NOT LIE.
HE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY S‐FACED.
>> Guillermo: I WAS.
>> Arsenio: ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10 HOW DRUNK WERE YOU,
GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: 10, 11. VERY DRUNK. YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Arsenio: GETTING HAMMERED ON A WORKDAY IS SOMETHING THAT
MAKES YOU GO ‐‐
[ AUDIENCE SAYS "WHAT THE
[ BLEEP ]" ]
AS YOU CAN SEE MY YEAR IS OFF TO A GREAT START.
I'M DOING THIS WHILE JIMMY'S ON VACATION.
I HOPE SOME OF YOU SAW "COMING TO AMERICA" ON AMAZON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THOSE OF YOU
WHO ARE CLAPPING ‐‐ SOME OF YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE SO THIS
AIN'T THE GUY WHO OWN THE WEATHER CHANNEL?
AS YOU KNOW, THE FILM IS ABOUT A ROYAL FAMILY, A FICTIONAL
AFRICAN NATION CALLED ZAMUNDA. SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO
GO OUT HERE IN THESE STREETS, TALK A CAMERA CREW ON HOLLYWOOD
BOULEVARD, SO WE WENT OUT THIS AFTERNOON AND WE ASKED PEOPLE
ABOUT THEIR THOUGHTS ON THE
CRISIS IN ZAMUNDA.
HERE'S TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS."
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THE HEADLINES RIGHT NOW, THE SITUATION IN ZAMUNDA.
DO YOU THINK THE U. S. SHOULD INTERVENE IN ZAMUNDA?
>> YES. I FEEL LIKE SINCE THE U. S. IS
THIS BIG DEAL AND THIS GREAT COUNTRY I FEEL LIKE IT'S OUR
DUTY TO REALLY STEP IN THERE AND BECOME A RESOURCE AND HELP THEM
OUT AS BEST AS WE CAN.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING THE SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS ABOUT KIND OF
HOW BAD THINGS ARE IN ZAMUNDA?
>> I HAVE. I HAVE SEEN SOME OF THAT.
IT'S BEEN REAL ROUGH OVER THERE AND TOUGH FOR THOSE PEOPLE.
SO YES, I'VE SEEN THAT.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE POSTS?
>> TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM A LOT. THEY'VE BEEN BLOWING UP MY FEEDS.
I GOT A COUPLE FRIENDS ACTUALLY THAT HAD FAMILY IN THE AREA.
SO HE WAS DEFINITELY KEEPING ME INFORMED, MAKING SURE I WAS NOT
ONE OF THE ILL‐INFORMED.
>> SO YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ZAMUNDAN?
>> YEAH.
>> WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
>> INSTAGRAM. THAT'S LIKE ALL I'M SEEING ON
INSTAGRAM.
>> IS THERE A CHANCE YOU COULD PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND SHOW US
ANY OF THE POSTS YOU HAVE?
>> MY PHONE'S IN MY CAR. I DON'T HAVE POCKETS ON ME, I'M
SORRY.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE REPORTS THAT SOME ZAMUNDANS ARE
FORCED TO WORK IN THE ROYAL PALACE AND THEIR ONLY JOB IS TO
CLEAN THE PRINCE'S GENITALIA?
>> THAT PART IS PRETTY DISTURBING.
>> YOU WHO THINK HAS DONE A BETTER JOB HANDLING ZAMUNDA,
TRUMP OR BIDEN?
>> DONALD TRUMP. DONALD TRUMP.
>> ONE OF TRUMP'S APPOINTEES THE U.S. AMBASSADOR TO ZAMUNDA,
EDWARD MURPHY, DO YOU THINK HE DID A GOOD JOB?
>> I THINK TO THIS POINT HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB.
WE NEED TO LET THAT PLAY OUT LONGER TO SEE BEFORE HE'S TRULY
JUDGED.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS CRITICISM?
PRINCE HAKIM JUST WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME.
PARTY ALL THE TIME. HE LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME.
>> WE ALL LIKE TO PARTY. WE ALL LIKE TO HAVE DRINKS, YOU
KNOW. BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'S A BALANCE
THAT YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE BETWEEN BUSINESS AND, YOU KNOW, PARTYING.
WORK, THINGS LIKE THIS.
>> DO YOU THINK THIS SITUATION IN ZAMUNDA IS UNIQUE OR JUST A
SEQUEL TO WHAT WENT ON DECADES AGO?
>> OH, I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A SEQUEL TO WHAT WENT ON DECADES
AGO.
>> WHO DO YOU THINK IS TO BLAME FOR THE TURMOIL IN ZAMUNDA RIGHT
NOW? THE ZAMUNDANS OR THE WAKANDANS?
>> FROM EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IT'S THE WAKANDANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: YES. HMM. DURING THAT PIECE I WAS LAUGHING
AND I WENT AND FIST‐BUMPED GUILLERMO AND HE MISSED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TODAY! I'M DRUNK AS YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. JAY PHAROAH IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YES. A SPECIAL MUSICAL NUMBER FROM
AMORPHOUS WITH KELLY ROWLAND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND OH, GOD, I'M SO HONORED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MEGAN FOX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
I'M ARSENIO HALL. I NEVER HAD A DESK BEFORE.
SO I'M REAL EXCITED. YES, I WAS ON A BUDGET WHEN I
WAS DOING THIS. IT FEELS LIKE I'M A TEACHER,
THOUGH. IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MY LATE‐NIGHT SHOW.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M A TEACHER AT
AN INTEGRATED SCHOOL. YOU KIDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW HIM
FROM "SNL." HE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN ON
THE PLANET. JAY PHAROAH IS HERE. AND THEN, HE'S APPLE MUSIC'S UP
NEXT ARTIST. HIS EP IS CALLED "THINGS TAKE
SHAPE." MUSIC FROM AMORPHOUS AND
KELLY ROWLAND TONIGHT. YES. AND I'LL BE BACK ONE MORE NIGHT.
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU ALL TO SAY ON
WEDNESDAY THEY FIRED THAT BROTHER.
I DON'T WANT Y'ALL SAYING THAT AND SPREADING THAT.
I'LL BE BACK ONE MORE NIGHT. AND THE GUEST ON THE SHOW
TOMORROW WILL BE RICHARD E. GRANT.
THE MUSIC OF TAINY AND YANDEL. YES.
AND SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR A GUY FROM CLEVELAND.
THE KING, LeBRON JAMES IS IN THE HOUSE. YES. SO JOIN ME FOR THAT.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO HAS WORKED ALONGSIDE
SHAPE‐SHIFTING TRANSFORMERS, AND MARTIAL ARTS‐LOVING TURTLES.
NOW SHE'S SHARING THE SCREEN WITH A HALF‐NAKED CORPSE IN THE
NEW THRILLER, "TILL DEATH." IN THE THEATERS AND ON DEMAND
RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME THE LOVELY MEGAN
FOX.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SHAKE
YOUR HAND.
>> WE DID WHATEVER WE DID.
>> Arsenio: OR ELBOW. I'VE BEEN VACCINATED BUT IT'S
JOHNSON & JOHNSON, SO THAT AIN'T
[ BLEEP ].
[LAUGHTER ]
I DID IT WITH MAGIC JOHNSON AND HE WOULDN'T DO JOHNSON &
JOHNSON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A TRUE STORY. I LOVE THE MOVIE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Arsenio: AND WE'LL GET TO THAT.
BUT FIRST OF ALL, I JUST HAVE TO SAY I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE
BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE ANYTIME I GO OUT I SEEM TO SEE
YOU OR YOUR MAN. YOU LIKE HEALTHY JUICES.
>> I DO. YEAH.
>> Arsenio: I SAW YOU RECENTLY. DO YOU ALL COORDINATE YOUR
OUTFITS WHEN YOU GO OUT?
>> WE DO. IT IS SOMETHING I STARTED WITH
HIM BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A FLAMBOYANT DRESSER THAT I CAN'T
PULL OFF JUST LIKE THE SWEATPANTS AND THE YOGA GEAR
ANYMORE. I HAVE TO ELEVATE MYSELF TO HIS
LEVEL. SO WHATEVER HE ‐‐ BECAUSE HE'S
ALWAYS COVERED IN LIKE GROMMETS, ZIPPERS, SEQUINS.
EVERYTHING'S PINK, EVERYTHING'S GLOWING.
HE'S LIKE ALWAYS COMING OFF OF A STAGE SHOW, SO I HAVE TO KIND OF
MATCH HIS ‐‐ WHAT HE'S DOING. SO WE DO COORDINATE OFTEN.
>> Arsenio: YOU ALL LOOKED INCREDIBLE.
AND I TOLD MY GIRL, I SAID I'VE GOT TO ‐‐ BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IN
MY HOMETOWN OF CLEVELAND YOUR MAN'S A HERO.
>> I KNOW.
>> Arsenio: HE'S THAT DUDE. AND I'M WATCHING, I'M SAYING
BABY, LOOK. HE HAD BOUGHT TWO PAIRS OF THE
SAME KIND OF SHOE IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND HE MIXED THE TWO
SHOES.
>> YEAH. IT'S DOC MARTENS. HE WEARS LIKE A BLACK ONE AND A
WHITE ONE.
>> Arsenio: THAT'S THE DAY. YES. NOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT LYING.
I'M TELLING YOU EVERYTHING Y'ALL HAD ON. BUT IT LOOKED REAL COOL.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Arsenio: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT VEGAS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN
YOUR BUSINESS. I KNOW WHERE YOU WENT THIS
WEEKEND.
>> EVERYBODY KNOWS. YEAH, EVERY FAMOUS PERSON ‐‐
WERE YOU IN VEGAS?
>> Arsenio: NO, I DIDN'T GO. I'M NOT THAT FAMOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE WERE THERE FOR THE FIGHT. AND THEY OPENED A RESTAURANT
THERE AND IT WAS HECTIC. IT WAS WILD.
BECAUSE ALSO I THINK IT'S ONE ‐‐ LIKE THEIR BIGGEST WEEKEND BACK
SINCE EVERYTHING HAPPENED. SO EVERYBODY WAS JUST THERE AND
READY TO BE CHAOTIC. IT WAS A LOT.
>> Arsenio: NOW, I LOOK AT YOU AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE
PERSON THAT WOULD LIKE THAT VIOLENCE.
THAT WAS A HORRIFIC ENDING TO THE McGREGOR FIGHT.
DOES HE MAKE YOU GO?
>> NO, NO, NO. I'M ACTUALLY A HUGE UFC FAN.
I KNOW ‐‐ I HAVE UFC FIGHT PASS AND I KNOW ALL THE FIGHTERS AND
THEIR BACK STORIES AND I'VE BEEN INTO IT FOR A FEW YEARS.
HE LIKES IT. BUT I'M DEFINITELY THE ONE
THAT'S MORE OBSESSED WITH IT. I WAS ACTUALLY AT THE
CONNOR‐KHABIB FIGHT A COUPLE YEARS AGO WHEN ALL OF THAT CHAOS
HAPPENED AND EVERYONE HAD TO RUN. WE HAD TO LIKE ESCAPE WHEN THEY
STARTED JUMPING THE RING. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS
REMEMBER THAT. I SAW A RING GIRL START RUNNING
LIKE IN THEIR ROBES THEY'RE RUNNING.
AND I'M LIKE I'D BETTER RUN TOO IF THE RING GIRLS ARE RUNNING.
I STARTED RUNNING AND IT'S LIKE MADNESS.
MY AGENTS ARE WITH ME AND I LOOK BACK AND MY AGENT CAROL IS BEING
KNOCKED TO THE GROUND. HER BLOND HAIR IS LIKE FLYING
EVERYWHERE. AND I'M LIKE WHO JUST KNOCKED
CAROL OVER? IT WAS CHRIS PRATT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS ALSO ESCAPING FOR HIS LIFE, AND WE WERE ALL RUNNING
AND WE RAN BACKSTAGE TOGETHER AND WERE SEQUESTERED IN ONE OF
THE FIGHTERS' DRESSING ROOMS FOR LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE THEY LET US
OUT OF THE ARENA. THAT WAS MY LAST MAJOR UFC
EXPERIENCE BEFORE I CAME BACK FOR THIS FIGHT.
WHENEVER IT'S CONOR IT'S ALSO R ALWAYS INTERESTING.
>> Arsenio: AND YOU WERE IN THAT SECTION WITH ALL THE SPECIAL
PEOPLE.
>> I WAS IN A ROW WITH BIEBER AND TRUMP WAS ALSO IN MY ROW.
>> Arsenio: OH!
>> YEAH. AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SECRET
SERVICE IN PERSON BEFORE. SO WE HAD LIKE 30 SECRET SERVICE
WITH HIM. HE WAS A LEGEND. THAT ARENA LIKE WAS VERY
SUPPORTIVE OF TRUMP WHEN HE CAME IN. IT WAS JUST ‐‐ I WAS LIKE, I
DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS A TARGET
THEN I'M LIKE I COULD BE HARMED BECAUSE I'M ADJACENT TO WHERE HE
IS. SO I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MY OWN SAFETY.
THAT'S ALL I WAS CARING ABOUT. BUT YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. BUT IT WAS CRAZY.
>> Arsenio: YEAH. AND YOU HAD JUST COME BACK FROM
COSTA RICA?
>> YEAH. NOT LONG AGO. WE WENT TO ‐‐ DO YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT HAYASCUA IS?
>> Arsenio: YES. COME ON, THIS IS JIMMY KIMMEL'S
AUDIENCE. YOU ALL KNOW HAYAWASCUA.
>> COLSON AND I WENT TO COSTA RICA TO DO ‐‐
>> I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOU YOU BUT COLSON IS MACHINE GUN
KELLY. Y'ALL CALL HIM MACHINE GUN KELLY.
BUT AT THE CRIB SHE'S NOT LIKE "YOU WANT A BOTTLE OF WATER,
MACHINE GUN?" COLSON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO WE WENT TO COSTA RICA TO
DO AHAYUASCA IN AN NOT DIJ NOUS SETTING.
WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE.
BECAUSE OF THE PLACE WE WENT THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE ‐‐ I
DON'T FLOW IF LeBRON JAMES HAS EVER GONE.
BUT I WAS THINKING IT WAS LIKE GLAM PING OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, STILL GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF FIVE‐STAR EXPERIENCE AND
YOU GET THERE AND YOU REALLY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE AND
YOU DON'T GET TO EAT AFTER. LIKE 1:00 P. M.
YOU HAVE TO WALK A LONG DISTANCE.
YOU CAN'T SHOWER BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A DROUGHT.
YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE RAINFOREST.
NOTHING GLAMOROUS ABOUT IT. IT'S ALL A PART OF SO YOU
SURRENDER TO THE P EXPERIENCE. AND THE ENTIRE THING STARTS WITH
SOMETHING CALLED VOMITIVO. I HOPE I'M ALLOWED TO SHARE HAD
THIS. I ENCOURAGE IT. YOU GO AND YOU'RE WITH 20 OTHER
STRANGERS AND YOU ALL LINE UP AT THE EDGE OF THE RAINFOREST OVER
THIS P WEIRD FENCE AND YOU GO THREE BY THREE AND YOU DRINK
LEMON GRASS TEA UNTIL YOU LIKE NOT OF YOUR OWN VOLITION JUST
VOMIT EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR BODY.
>> Arsenio: SO YOU HAVE TO VOMIT?
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THAT?
>> YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF IT. AND YOU HAVE TO VOMIT A CERTAIN
AMOUNT BEFORE THEY LET YOU GET BACK WITH EVERYONE.
SO YOU'RE LIKE CHEERING ON EVERYONE AS THEY THROW UP.
AND AS WHAT WE DO, OBVIOUSLY, WE WERE LIKE I DON'T FLOW ‐‐ I'M ‐‐
AM I READY TO JUST THROW UP IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE?
BUT IT'S SUCH A GOOD BONDING EXPERIENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT SOUNDS CRAZY. BUT THAT GETS YOU READY TO THEN
GO INTO THE CEREMONY THAT NIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE MY VANITY IS
GONE, I'VE JUST DONE THIS IN FRONT OF ALL OF THESE STRANGERS
AND YOU'RE LIKE NOW I'M READY TO REALLY OPEN UP.
SO WE DID IT FOR THREE FLIGHTS. IT WAS INCREDIBLY INTENSE.
I WENT TO ‐‐ EVERYBODY'S JOURNEY IS DIFFERENT.
FOR ETERNITY.GHT I WENT TO HELL‐ YEAH.
AND JUST KNOWING ETERNITY IS LIKE TORTURE IN ITSELF BECAUSE
THERE'S NO BEGINNING, MIDDLE OR END. SO YOU HAVE LIKE A REAL EGO
DEATH.
>> Arsenio: HOW DO YOU ARRIVE AND UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S WHAT
THE MOMENT ‐‐ IS THERE A SIGN, NEXT EXIT HELL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I MEAN, IT'S ‐‐ IT'S YOUR OWN PSYCHOLOGICAL HELL BASICALLY, IS
THE POINT OF THE MEDICINE. RIGHT? THIS IS A MEDICINE THAT GOES ‐‐
IT SURPASSES ANYTHING YOU COULD DO WITH TALK THERAPY OR HIP NO
THERAPY ANY OF THOSE THINGS. IT JUST GOES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR
SOUL AND TAKES YOU INTO YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL PRISON YOU HOLD
YOURSELF IN. IT'S YOUR OWN VERSION OF HELL.
AND I WAS DEFINITELY THERE.
>> Arsenio: WOW. IT'S CRAZY TO HAVE THAT
EXPERIENCE AND GO TO HELL AND THEN YOU GO TO VEGAS AND SIT
NEXT TO TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MEGAN FOX!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW.
YOU THINK "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S WAS CRAZY."
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. TELL US WHAT WE SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT THIS SO I DON'T END UP BEING A SPOILER.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL EITHER. IT STARTS ‐‐ YOU KIND OF DON'T
REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WATCHING BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU BOUGHT A
THRILLER BUT THE WAY IT STARTS YOU'RE LIKE WHERE IS THIS GOING
AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? YOU SEE THAT THERE'S THIS
RELATIONSHIP GOING ON BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY HUSBAND IN THE
MOVIE AND IT'S CLEARLY TOXIC AND NOT HEALTHY AND SOMETHING IS OFF
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT. MY CHARACTER HAS BEEN IN THIS
MARRIAGE, IT'S BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME AND SHE'S BEEN HAVING
AN AFFAIR AND DECIDES THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE THE AFFAIR ANYMORE.
YOU FIND OUT THAT HER HUSBAND, WHO IS PROBABLY A SOCIOPATH,
REALIZES THAT SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR. AND WHAT CAN I SAY?
I CAN'T ‐‐
>> Arsenio: HE'S A SOCIOPATH, AND SHE HAS AN AFFAIR WITH A
BROTHER, SO YOU KNOW HE GO NUTS. HE GOES NUTS.
NOW, WHERE DID YOU SHOOT THAT? WAS THAT A CITY IN ‐‐
>> WE SHOT THE WHOLE MOVIE IN BULGARIA, BUT THEY BUILT
EVERYTHING ON STAGES.
>> Arsenio: SO THAT WASN'T A REAL FISHING CRIB?
>> NO, THEY BUILT A FROZEN LAKE, THEY BUILT A CABIN.
ALL THAT ACREAGE THAT WAS COVERED IN SNOW WAS ALL FAKE.
THE SNOW WAS MADE OUT OF PAPER.
>> Arsenio: REALLY? I'M SITTING THERE THINKING OH, I
BET HER FEET WERE COLD.
>> THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T DO IT. THEY WANTED TO DO IT IN RUSSIA
IN THE WINTER AND I WAS LIKE, NAH. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Arsenio: DID COLSON COME VISIT YOU?
>> YEAH. SO HE ‐‐ THIS IS IN THE
BEGINNING OF OUR RELATIONSHIP, VERY, VERY EARLY ON.
AND HE'S NEVER BEEN ‐‐ HE'S GOING TO LOVE HOW MUCH I'M
DIVULGING ALL OF HIS SECRETS. BUT HE'S NEVER BEEN IN A
RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. SO HE WAS REALLY FEARFUL OF LIKE
IF I GO AWAY FOR SIX WEEKS AM I STILL GOING TO COME BACK AND
WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. HE HAD LOST HIS PASSPORT RIDING
A MOTORCYCLE ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE HE WEARS THESE INSANE
PANTS AND HE JUST PUTS THEM IN ‐‐ HE'LL PUT HIS PASSPORT
LIKE IN HIS SOCK, AND SO IT WILL FALL OUT OBVIOUSLY.
THAT'S A STUPID THING. DON'T EVER DO THAT.
AND HE LOST THE PASSPORT AND THIS WAS DURING COVID.
SO HE COULDN'T JUST GET A NEW PASSPORT.
SO HE HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THESE HOOPS.
HE WENT THROUGH BERNIE SANDERS FINALLY TO GET A PASSPORT AND HE
CAME TO SEE ME. BUT IT WAS A LOT OF DRAMA.
IT TOOK ALL THIS TIME, HE GOT THERE FOR THREE DAYS, I WRAPPED
AND THEN WE WENT BACK.
>> Arsenio: WOULD YOU ALL THANK MY LOVELY GUEST AND MAKE SURE
YOU SEE "TILL DEATH." IT'S IN THEATERS AND IT'S ON
DEMAND RIGHT NOW. AND I'LL BE BACK WITH JAY
PHAROAH. GIVE IT UP FOR MEGAN FOX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Arsenio: YES. HELLO AGAIN.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FUNNY GUY. A "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" ALUM,
CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONIST, AND AN ALL‐AROUND WONDERFUL GUY.
BY THE WAY, FOR A SMALL FEE HE'LL LEAVE YOU A VOICEMAIL FOR
YOUR HOME MACHINE OR PHONE IN BARACK OBAMA'S VOICE AFTER THE
SHOW. COME ON BACK. HIS NEW MOVIE IS CALLED "RESORT
TO LOVE." IT PREMIERES SOON ON NETFLIX.
PLEASE WELCOME JAY PHAROAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
YES, SIR!
>> HEY HEY.
>> Arsenio: THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT OF BEING A GOOD TALK
SHOW GUEST IS THAT ENTRANCE. THE BOY KNOW HOW TO ENTER, DON'T
HE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY. YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING.
I WAS WATCHING "THE JOKER." AND I SAW HIM PRACTICING THAT
ENTRANCE SO MANY TIMES. I SAID YO, IF I'M ON HERE WITH
ARSENIO I'VE GOT TO NAIL IT. BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ‐‐ I PUT ON
FOR YOU, DOG. I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS FOR
KIMMEL.
[ APP
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: YOU KNOW, I REQUESTED YOU TO BE HERE BECAUSE
THE THING ABOUT JAY IS WHEN YOU'RE ONLY DOING TWO NIGHTS IF
YOU CAN GET JAY PHAROAH YOU'VE GOT 40, 50 GUESTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> FOR SURE. FOR SURE.
>> Arsenio: IT'S KIND OF COOL. WE'VE NEVER WORKED
PROFESSIONALLY TOGETHER. WE MEET IN CLUBS AND TALK.
>> ALL THE TIME, MAN. AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU SINCE
I WAS A KID.
>> Arsenio: OOH.
>> WOOF, WOOF, WOOF. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
EVEN THE WHITE PEOPLE KNOW IT. I LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Arsenio: OH, MAN. SO WHERE DO WE START?
FIRST OF ALL, WE DON'T HAVE A RELEASE DATE FOR THE MOVIE YET.
>> NO, WE DO. IT'S COMING OUT JULY 29th ON
NETFLIX.
>> Arsenio: OKAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.
>> OKAY.
>> Arsenio: BROTHER, YOU DO WORK.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Arsenio: YOU DO WORK. THERE'S AN EMOTIONAL SCENE.
IT AIN'T NO DRY CRY. I SEE YOUR EYES WELL UP AND I
SEE THE PROCESS GOING ON AND THEN NOT LIKE DENZEL, NOT ONE
TEAR, BOTH TEARS, BROTHER.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, LOOK, YOUR BOY DOES GET THE WATERWORKS ON IN THIS MOVIE.
YOU KNOW, AND I'VE GOT TO SAY THIS, MAN.
IT WAS ALL BASED OFF OF ‐‐ IT WAS ALL BASED OFF OF REAL
SITUATIONS BECAUSE I REMEMBER HAVING THOSE CONVERSATIONS WITH
LADIES. YOU KNOW, I KIND OF ‐‐ MY PROCESS IS TO PUT THE PERSON
THAT I REMEMBER HAVING THAT CONVERSATION WITH, THEIR HEAD ON
THE ACTOR'S BODY AND IT'S KIND OF A CHEAT CODE.
BUT YOU KNOW, I DO THAT AND THEN IT JUST SETS ME IN ‐‐ IT SETS ME
IN THE SPACE AND I'M JUST LIKE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM. YEAH.
SO I WAS CRYING.
>> Arsenio: Y'ALL CAN DO THAT, TOO.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO UP IT. YOU'VE SEEN VIOLA DAVIS WHEN SHE
WAS IN THERE WITH DENZEL. SHE SNOTTED.
IT WAS BUBBLES AND EVERYTHING. I SAID I CAN'T JUST HIT THE
DENZEL, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I CAN'T DO THAT. I'VE GOT TO ‐‐
[ APPLAUSE ]
I'VE GOT TO DO BOTH.
>> Arsenio: YEAH.
>> SO YEAH, MAN.
>> Arsenio: YOU ARE AMAZING AT WHAT YOU DO.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Arsenio: YOU'VE SEEP BLACK PEOPLE WHEN DAVID BLAINE DO A
TRICK. LIKE OH! OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOD.
REALLY? THIS IS HAPPENING?
>> Arsenio: BUT WHEN YOU DO AN IMPRESSION, ACTUALLY WHEN I TRY
TO DO AN IMPRESSION P I DON'T DO ‐‐ LIKE I DON'T DO KATT
WILLIAMS. I DO YOU DOING KATT WILLIAMS.
>> YEARS AGO YOU TWEETED YO, I HEARD KATT WILLIAMS I THOUGHT HE
WAS ON THE SHOW AND IT WAS REALLY JAY PHAROAH.
IT'S REAL TALK. KATT WILLIAS I USED TO DO THIS
THING ON TINY CHAT ON TWITTER WHERE I WOULD GO INTO THE CHAT
ROOM AND NOT HAVE A PICTURE AND JUST BE DIFFERENT CELEBRITIES.
AND PEOPLE'S FAVORITE ONE WAS KATT WILLIAMS.
AND ONE DAY KATT WILLIAMS ACTUALLY CAME INTO THE ROOM.
AND I KNEW IT WAS HIM BECAUSE HE HAD PICTURES OF HIS BABIES THAT
WERE NOT ONLINE. I KNEW IT WAS HIM.
AND HE GOT MAD AT ME TOO. HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW MY
BABIES, YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH, YOU?
DO YOU KNOW MY BABIES?"
[ APPLAUSE ]
SIR. HEE'S THE THING, SIR, FIRST YOU
NEED TO DO IS GET SOMEBODY YOU ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE BECAUSE YOU
DON'T SOUND NOTHING LIKE ME, BOOBOO. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
AND THE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ‐‐ I HAD FRIENDS AND ‐‐ THEY WAS LIKE
NO, THAT AIN'T KATT WILLIAMS, JAY SOUND MORE LIKE KATT
WILLIAMS THAN YOU DO. AND I WAS LIKE YO, BRO, THAT'S
THE ACTUAL DUDE BECAUSE I CAN HEAR IT.
BUT THEY WERE LIKE NO, WE GOT YOUR BACK, JAY, GET THAT FAKE
CAT OUT OF HERE. I WAS LIKE Y'ALL JUST DISSED THE
REAL KATT WILLIAMS. AND IT'S HILARIOUS NOW BECAUSE
THERE'S IN DUDE ON XBOX AND HE IMPERSONATES ME.
AND IF YOU KNOW JAY PHAROAH, I DON'T HAVE AN XBOX, BABY.
I GOT A PS4, OKAY? AND A PS4. MY PS5 IS ON BACK ORDER, IT
HASN'T GOT HERE YET. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
BUT SO CRAZY TO MY. IT'S SERENDIPITOUS.
IT'S LIKE THIS MAN NOW IS IMPERSONATING AN IMPERSONATOR.
IT'S LIKE IMPERSONATING INCEPTION. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
YOU CAN'T IMPERSONATE ME. I'M ME. MAYBE ADDRESS HIM.
THAT'S RIGHT. HEY. I'M ME. I KNOW I'M ME BECAUSE I WOKE UP
THIS MORNING AND I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. I SAID IS IT YOU?
AND MYSELF SAID YES. SO I KNOW, I KNOW IT'S ME.
STOP TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME. BUT HONESTLY, I'M FLATTERED.
DO WHAT YOU WANT. DO WHAT YOU WANT.
>> Arsenio: NO IMPRESSIONS IN THIS MOVIE.
>> NO.
>> Arsenio: BUT PURE JAY IS UNBELIEVABLE. YOU DO A GREAT JOB.
YOU WANT TO TELL THEM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MOVIE? p>> YES, YE.
CHRISTINA MILIAN, THE LOVELY CHRISTINA MILIAN.
I GOT TO SHOOT THIS MOVIE IN MAURITIUS WITH HER DURING THE
PANDEMIC. AND SHE'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW, SHE'S A
SINGER WHO WAS ON THECOME UP AND I WAS ENGAGED TO HER.
I ENDED UP BREAKING THE ENGAGEMENT LIKE A MONTH BEFORE
THE WEDDING. AND SOMEHOW WE END UP ON THIS
ISLAND TOGETHER BECAUSE OF COOKIES AND TRAVEL ADS AND
THINGS AND SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SING AT MY WEDDING.
AND, AND SHE LIKES MY BROTHER. AND MY BROTHER'S ‐‐ I'M NOT
GOING TO GIVE THAT PART AWAY. BUT SHE LIKES MY BROTHER AND NOW
IT'S LIKE THIS, IS SHE GOING TO GO FOR HIM, IS SHE GOING TO COME
BACK TO ME? AM I GOING TO GO FOR HER?
AM I GOING TO BREAK UP THE WEDDING ON THE ISLAND?
YOU'VE GOT TO TUNE IN ON THE 29th TO SEE. IT'S PRETTY DOPE.
>> Arsenio: IT'S MESSY.
>> YEAH.
>> Arsenio: IF YOU LIKE HOUSEWIVES TYPE SHOWS THAT ARE
MESSY, THIS RELATIONSHIP IS THE MESSIEST RELATIONSHIP AND THE
MOST ENTERTAINING SITUATION. WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS HOW DO
YOU GET IT? HOW DO THEY COME TO JAY PHAROAH
FOR THIS AND THEY DON'T WANT NO IMPRESSIONS?
>> WELL, IT WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THE QUESTION OF ALL
RIGHT, WE THINK JAY HAS THESE CHOPS BUT WE HAVE TO SEE IT.
SO I DID A DIRECTOR'S SESSION. AND AFTER THAT ENDED UP NAILING
IT. YOU KNOW, NOW YOU'VE GOT TO DO
ZOOM OR ‐‐ YOU'VE GOT TO DO ZOOM AUDITIONS DURING COVID.
YOU CONCEPT GO INTO THE THING. SO IF YOU NAILED IT AND YOU WERE
AT HOME YOU NAILED IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SO THAT'S HOW THEY GOT ME FOR THAT.
>> Arsenio: I THINK LAST TIME I SAW YOU ON THIS SHOW YOU WERE ON
ZOOM.
>> IN MAURITIUS.
>> Arsenio: OH, SO THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE?
>> I WAS IN MAURITIUS. LET ME TELL YOU THE PEOPLE ARE
SO NICE, ARSENIO. BUT THE ANIMALS, THEY DIFFERENT.
THEY ARE DIFFERENT. PEOPLE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
I GOT [ BLEEP ] ON BY A FRUIT BAT. OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST GOT ‐‐ IT'S NOT LUCK. THIS ITCHES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. HE [ BLEEP ] ON ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND I UNDERSTAND HE EATS FRUIT
SO HE'S GOT A LOOSE STOOL, BUT COME ON, SON.
YOU AIN'T GOT TO HIT ME AND MY WHITE SHIRT.
IT WAS MY WHITE SHIRT. AND I'M MILES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE.
I CAN'T GET IT CLEAN AND WASH. I ONLY HAD ONE SHIRT AND HE
[ BLEEP ] ON IT.
HE [ BLEEP ] ON IT. HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT I WAS JIM
CARREY IN "ACE VENTURA" OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM. BUT YEAH, MAN, THAT'S COOL.
AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, THE MOSQUITOS ARE VICIOUS.
YOU KNOW I LEARNED THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC.
YOU KNOW WHEN MOSQUITOS BITE YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE PREGNANT.
IT'S NOT THE DUDES THAT BITE YOU. IT'S THE WOMEN MOSQUITO THAT
BITE YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE PREGNANT AND YOU KNOW, THEY LIKE
TAKING STUFF FROM YOU. RIGHT? SO THESE ‐‐ BECAUSE THEY'RE GOLD
DIGGERS. I'M SORRY. THEY ARE GOLD DIGGERS.
THEY BITE YOU BECAUSE THEY NEED NUTRIENTS FOR THE PREGNANCY.
BUT I'D LIKE TO SAY IN FRONT OF AMERICA RIGHT NOW, F THEM KIDS.
I HOPE YOU LOSE THEM. I'M SO SERIOUS. F THEM KIDS.
LOSE THEM.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: CHECK OUT HIS MOVIE ON NETFLIX JULY 29th.
IT'S CALLED "RESORT TO LOVE."
>> YES, YES, YES.
>> Arsenio: WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL HAVE AMORPHOUS AND KELLY
ROWLAND. THANK YOU, SIR, FOR MAKING MY
JOB SO EASY TONIGHT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Arsenio: JAY PHAROAH! THE JAY PHAROAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: AND NOW, THE E. P. IS CALLED "THINGS TAKE SHAPE."
FROM THE SUNSET AT THE EDITION HOTEL PERFORMING "FINALLY," WITH
SOME HELP FROM KELLY ROWLAND ‐‐ THIS IS AMORPHOUS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HOW ARE Y'ALL FEELING TONIGHT? Y'ALL LOOK SO GOOD, SO
BEAUTIFUL. I'M AMORPHOUS. SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
I HAVE SOMEONE VERY, VERY SPECIAL TO INTRODUCE YOU TO, THE
BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING KELLY ROWLAND.
♪ WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT
♪ SO GOLDEN
♪ YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE WAY WE
SHINE ♪
♪ OH YES I DO BELIEVE WE'RE
CHOSEN ♪
♪ SO KNOW IT
♪ SO I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU
CHANGE MY MIND ♪
♪ OH NO
FINALLY THE WORDS YOU USED ♪
♪ TO TRY TO HURT ME
DON'T MEAN A THING ANYMORE FINALLY ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T NO STRESSING
AIN'T NOT WORRIES IT'S ME I'M LIVING FOR ♪
♪ FINALLY IT HAS
HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
MY FEELINGS CAN'T ♪
♪ DESCRIBE IT
FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
AND I JUST CANNOT HIDE IT ♪
♪ FINALLY
FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE ♪
♪ MY FEELINGS CAN'T DESCRIBE IT
FINALLY, IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ♪
♪ RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
AND I JUST CANNOT HIDE IT NOT GONNA LET Y'ALL BOTHER ME
‐‐ I BEEN POPPIN ♪
♪ ‐‐ FROM DAY
‐‐ I BEEN HAD THE DRIP LIKE WAVES ♪
♪ ‐‐ I DONE BEEN
THE ‐‐ OK NOT GONNA LET Y'ALL BOTHER ME ♪
♪ ‐‐ I BEEN POPPIN
‐‐ FROM DAY ‐‐ I BEEN HAD THE ♪
♪ DRIP LIKE WAVES
‐‐ I DONE BEEN THE BITCH OK FINALLY ♪
♪ THE WORDS YOU USED
TO TRY TO HURT ME DON'T MEAN A THING ANYMORE ♪
♪ FINALLY
THERE AIN'T NO STRESSING AIN'T NO WORRIES
IT'S ME I'M LIVING FOR ♪
♪ FINALLY IT HAS
HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
MY FEELINGS CAN'T ♪
♪ DESCRIBE IT
FINALLY FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ♪
♪ RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
AND I JUST CANNOT HIDE IT FINALLY ♪
♪ FINALLY IT'S
HAPPENED TO ME IT'S HAPPENED TO ME BABE
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME ♪
♪ OH TO ME CANNOT HIDE IT
FINALLY IT'S HAPPENED TO ME IT'S HAPPENED TO ME BABE ♪
♪ IT'S HAPPENED TO ME
OH TO ME FINALLY CANNOT HIDE IT ♪
♪ FINALLY
OWW ‐‐ FINALLY YEAH ‐‐ YEAH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH,
AYE YEAH‐EEH AYE YEAH‐EEH ♪
♪ AYE YEAH‐EEH
OW
FINALLY ♪
♪ AYE YEAH‐EEH
AYE YEAH‐EEH AYE YEAH‐EEH ♪
♪ AYE YEAH‐EEH
OW FINALLY IT'S HAPPENED TO ME ♪
♪ IT'S HAPPENED TO ME BABE
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME OH TO ME ♪
♪ FINALLY IT'S
HAPPENED TO ME IT'S HAPPENED TO ME BABE
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME ♪
♪ OH TO ME
FINALLY NOT GONNA LET Y'ALL BOTHER ME ♪
♪ ‐‐ I BEEN POPPIN
‐‐ I BEEN HAD THE DRIP LIKE WAVES ♪
♪ ‐‐ I DONE BEEN THE ‐‐ OK
NOT GONNA LET Y'ALL BOTHER ME ‐‐ I BEEN POPPIN
♪ ‐‐ I BEEN HAD THE
DRIP LIKE WAVES
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Arsenio: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
I'D LIKE TO THANK MEGAN FOX, JAY PHAROAH, AMORPHOUS WITH KELLY
ROWLAND, AND I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW NIGHT WITH LeBRON
JAMES, RICHARD E. GRANT AND THE MUSIC OF TAINY AND YANDEL.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. AND I HAVEN'T SAID THIS FOR A
LONG TIME. SO LET ME PUT EVERYTHING INTO IT.
I'LL SEE YOU IN 23 HOURS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]