1 00:00:00,221 --> 00:00:01,656 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD ‐‐ IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" WITH 2 00:00:01,656 --> 00:00:08,396 WANDA SYKES! TONIGHT ‐‐ NICK KROLL ‐‐ 3 00:00:08,396 --> 00:00:10,164 FROM THE L. A. SPARKS, CHINEY OGWUMIKE ‐‐ 4 00:00:10,164 --> 00:00:12,667 AND MUSIC FROM MACY GRAY AND THE CALIFORNIA JET CLUB. 5 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:18,273 AND NOW ‐‐ WANDA SYKES! 6 00:00:18,273 --> 00:00:18,773 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 7 00:00:18,773 --> 00:00:34,389 ♪ 8 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:36,190 >> Wanda: THANK YOU! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 9 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:40,595 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HELLO AND WELCOME TO "JIMMY 10 00:00:40,595 --> 00:00:41,696 KIMMEL LIVE." I'M YOUR GUEST HOST, WANDA SYKES. 11 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:49,003 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 12 00:00:49,003 --> 00:00:51,739 THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL NIGHT FILLING IN FOR JIMMY, AND WE'VE 13 00:00:51,739 --> 00:00:53,575 BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN, A LOT OF FUN. 14 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:58,773 AS YOU KNOW, I STARTED A RUMOR THIS WEEK THAT JIMMY IS IN REHAB 15 00:00:58,773 --> 00:01:00,275 FOR STEROIDS. 16 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:04,312 [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:04,312 --> 00:01:06,548 I WANTED TO SEE IF WE COULD GET IT GOING. 18 00:01:06,548 --> 00:01:07,749 AND IT GOT GOING PRETTY GOOD. 19 00:01:07,749 --> 00:01:09,150 [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:13,121 LAST NIGHT, I CALLED ON YOU TO SHOW JIMMY YOU CARE BY USING THE 21 00:01:13,121 --> 00:01:14,355 HASHTAG #JACKEDUPJIMMY. 22 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:16,624 [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:16,624 --> 00:01:21,362 AND MANY OF YOU ANSWERED THE CALL. 24 00:01:21,362 --> 00:01:23,064 "SENDING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO YOU IN REHAB, KIMMEL!" 25 00:01:23,064 --> 00:01:26,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,536 "JACKED UP JIMMY, I KNOW IT'S TOUGH, BUT YOU CAN GET OFF THOSE 27 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:31,272 STEROIDS. JUST KEEP WORKING THE PROGRAM. 28 00:01:31,272 --> 00:01:37,045 LOVE YOU!" "SORRY ABOUT YOUR BALLS." 29 00:01:37,045 --> 00:01:40,548 [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:01:40,548 --> 00:01:45,253 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 31 00:01:45,253 --> 00:01:47,188 I THINK WE'RE ALL SORRY ABOUT HIS BALLS. 32 00:01:47,188 --> 00:01:50,625 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:54,629 UNFORTUNATELY, I DO HAVE A SAD UPDATE TO SHARE. 34 00:01:54,629 --> 00:01:56,364 LATE LAST NIGHT, JIMMY WAS INVOLVED IN A ‘ROID RAGE 35 00:01:56,364 --> 00:01:57,865 INCIDENT. 36 00:01:57,865 --> 00:01:58,366 [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:58,366 --> 00:02:02,370 YOU PROBABLY SAW IT ON THE NEWS. 38 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,906 >> IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS 39 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:08,242 FOOTAGE OF DISGRACED TALK SHOW HOST JIMMY KIMMEL LEADING POLICE 40 00:02:08,242 --> 00:02:11,546 ON A ROOFTOP CHASE IN NOTHING BUT HIS UNDERWEAR. 41 00:02:11,546 --> 00:02:14,549 ACCORDING TO RECORDS, EARLIER THIS EVENING KIMMEL TOOK A 42 00:02:14,549 --> 00:02:19,153 MASSIVE AMOUNT OF STEROIDS AND RIPPED THE DOOR OFF THE REHAB 43 00:02:19,153 --> 00:02:21,823 FACILITY HE'S BEEN STAYING IN. AUTHORITIES URGE THE PUBLIC TO 44 00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:24,626 REMAIN VIGILANT UNTIL HE'S TRANQUILIZED. 45 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:24,959 [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:26,527 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 47 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:30,765 >> Wanda: SAD. JIMMY IS STILL ON THE LOOSE. 48 00:02:30,765 --> 00:02:33,001 IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE 49 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:37,038 SHARE THEM WITH OUR NEW HASHTAG, #JAILBIRDJIMMY. 50 00:02:37,038 --> 00:02:39,540 [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:44,545 AND JIMMY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ‐‐ COME HOME, MAN. 52 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:46,014 YOUR KIDS NEED A HUG FROM YOUR SWOLE CREEPY BICEPS. 53 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:51,252 [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:57,258 SPEAKING OF BODY TRANSFORMATIONS. NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG‐UN 55 00:02:57,258 --> 00:03:02,263 HAS REPORTEDLY LOST 44 POUNDS. YEAH, HE DID IT BY USING 56 00:03:02,263 --> 00:03:03,731 P‐90‐EXECUTION. 57 00:03:03,731 --> 00:03:08,302 [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:03:08,302 --> 00:03:12,040 IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE LOST 44 POUNDS, HE'S 59 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,143 ABOUT TO WRITE AN ANNOYING POST ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HIS "WEIGHT 60 00:03:15,143 --> 00:03:17,078 LOSS JOURNEY." 61 00:03:17,078 --> 00:03:19,047 [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:03:19,047 --> 00:03:24,252 THIS REPORT ON KIM JONG‐UN CAME FROM SOUTH KOREAN SPIES. YEAH. 63 00:03:24,252 --> 00:03:29,257 WHAT KINDS OF SPIES ARE THESE? "UH, NO NEW INFORMATION ON 64 00:03:29,257 --> 00:03:32,994 CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, BUT KIM'S WAIST IS SNATCHED AS HELL." 65 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:34,996 [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:03:34,996 --> 00:03:42,537 [ APPLAUSE ] 67 00:03:42,537 --> 00:03:44,272 IN SPORTS NEWS, THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING WON THEIR SECOND 68 00:03:44,272 --> 00:03:45,339 STANLEY CUP IN A ROW LAST NIGHT. 69 00:03:45,339 --> 00:03:46,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 70 00:03:46,941 --> 00:03:54,482 YEAH! DID YOU WATCH THE GAME? 71 00:03:54,482 --> 00:03:57,885 >> Guillermo: NO, I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T, YEAH. SORRY, SORRY. 72 00:03:57,885 --> 00:03:58,219 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:58,219 --> 00:03:59,754 >> Wanda: ALL RIGHT. AND TO CELEBRATE, COORS LIGHT 74 00:03:59,754 --> 00:04:02,256 DID SOMETHING UNUSUAL. AFTER THE GAME, THEY SCRAPED THE 75 00:04:02,256 --> 00:04:06,494 ICE OFF THE RINK AND MADE IT INTO A COMMEMORATIVE BEER. 76 00:04:06,494 --> 00:04:09,997 THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRINK! YEAH. 77 00:04:09,997 --> 00:04:12,467 AND IF YOU'RE EXTRA LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A TOOTH! 78 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,302 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:04:14,302 --> 00:04:19,273 LIKE A PEARL IN AN OYSTER. THAT'S NOT ALL. 80 00:04:19,273 --> 00:04:21,776 DID YOU SEE WHAT THE NBA IS DOING? 81 00:04:21,776 --> 00:04:28,883 THEY RAN THIS AD DURING THE FINALS TONIGHT. 82 00:04:28,883 --> 00:04:31,986 >> BASKETBALL FANS EVERYWHERE ARE ENJOYING THE NBA FINALS AND 83 00:04:31,986 --> 00:04:35,990 CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE THEIR FAVORITE TEAM'S VICTORY IN STYLE. 84 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:40,294 THAT'S WHY THIS YEAR, THE LEAGUE IS RELEASING ITS OWN LINE OF 85 00:04:40,294 --> 00:04:44,132 SIGNATURE NBA FINALS CHAMPAGNE. 86 00:04:44,132 --> 00:04:50,371 WE START BY TAKING THE FINEST 87 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:54,375 GRAPES FROM THE DDORDOGNE REGIO OF FRENCH AND CRUSHING THEM TO 88 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,778 PERFECTION. WE TAKE THE ACTUAL FLOOR MOPS 89 00:04:56,778 --> 00:05:00,014 USED ON THE COURT, WRING THE PERSPIRATION OUT INTO A BUCKET, 90 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:04,051 AND COMBINE IT WITH THE GRAPES TO MAKE IT A DELICIOUSLY UNIQUE 91 00:05:04,051 --> 00:05:07,054 SPARKLING WINE. REAL CHAMPAGNE GRAPES MIXED WITH 92 00:05:07,054 --> 00:05:11,159 REAL PLAYERS' SWEAT, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD. NBA FINALS CHAMPAGNE. 93 00:05:11,159 --> 00:05:15,963 IT'S GROSS. 94 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:16,297 [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:05:16,297 --> 00:05:16,931 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 96 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:19,367 >> Wanda: NOW THAT THINGS ARE OPENING UP AND FOLKS ARE GETTING 97 00:05:19,367 --> 00:05:24,672 BACK OUT THERE, I WANTED TO DO MY PART TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER. 98 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,909 I'VE SAID MANY TIMES, I BELIEVE EVERY WHITE PERSON SHOULD HAVE 99 00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:30,678 AT LEAST ONE BLACK FRIEND. DO YOU HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS? 100 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:31,078 >> Guillermo: ONE. 101 00:05:31,078 --> 00:05:33,481 [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:05:33,481 --> 00:05:33,848 >> Wanda: WHO? 103 00:05:33,848 --> 00:05:38,319 >> Guillermo: HIS NAME IS JAMES. YEAH. HE'S ONE OF THE GRIPS. 104 00:05:38,319 --> 00:05:40,421 >> Wanda: YOU GOT A WORK FRIEND? A BLACK FRIEND? 105 00:05:40,421 --> 00:05:41,422 >> Guillermo: YEAH, YEAH. 106 00:05:41,422 --> 00:05:44,625 [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:52,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 108 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:56,504 >> Wanda: WELL, TONIGHT, I THOUGHT I WOULD TAKE MATTERS 109 00:05:56,504 --> 00:05:59,740 INTO MY OWN HANDS. IN A GAME I CALL "WHO WANTS TO 110 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:00,174 WIN A BLACK FRIEND?" 111 00:06:00,174 --> 00:06:09,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 112 00:06:09,317 --> 00:06:12,353 THIS FRIENDSHIP TOO, YOU KNOW THAT. 113 00:06:12,353 --> 00:06:12,987 >> Guillermo: OKAY, NO PROBLEM. 114 00:06:12,987 --> 00:06:16,190 >> Wanda: OKAY. LET'S MEET YOUR WHITE PEOPLE. 115 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:19,894 WE HAVE MICHAEL, BRIAN, BENJAMIN. HI, GANG. 116 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:20,394 >> HI. 117 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:21,062 >> HOW ARE YOU? 118 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:21,896 >> HOW YOU DOING? 119 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:24,999 >> Wanda: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SO NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY BLACK 120 00:06:24,999 --> 00:06:25,533 FRIENDS, IS THAT CORRECT? 121 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:25,898 >> NO. 122 00:06:25,898 --> 00:06:26,232 >> NOT REALLY. 123 00:06:26,232 --> 00:06:32,006 >> NO. 124 00:06:32,006 --> 00:06:33,541 >> Wanda: SO LIKE WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 125 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:37,511 >> I MEAN, I GREW UP IN MESA, ARIZONA. 126 00:06:37,511 --> 00:06:39,680 IT'S ‐‐ NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW ‐‐ 127 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,215 >> Wanda: YOU MEAN NOT A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE? 128 00:06:41,215 --> 00:06:41,548 [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:06:41,548 --> 00:06:44,852 >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 130 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:45,486 [ APPLAUSE ] 131 00:06:45,486 --> 00:06:48,256 >> Wanda: OKAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL? 132 00:06:48,256 --> 00:06:50,191 HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS? 133 00:06:50,191 --> 00:06:52,693 >> I DON'T HAVE A GREAT ANSWER FOR THAT. 134 00:06:52,693 --> 00:06:54,962 MAYBE THEY'RE REPELLED BY MY RED HAIR. 135 00:06:54,962 --> 00:06:55,496 [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:58,566 > Wanda: OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO PUT IT ON US. 137 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:04,138 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 138 00:07:04,138 --> 00:07:05,306 >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 139 00:07:05,306 --> 00:07:08,676 >> Wanda: UH‐HUH, UH‐HUH. WE'RE USED TO THAT. 140 00:07:08,676 --> 00:07:13,247 SO BRIAN, WHAT ABOUT YOU, BABY? YOU LOOK LIKE A, YOU KNOW, 141 00:07:13,247 --> 00:07:15,917 HIPPIE DUDE, YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL KIND OF FRIENDS, YOU SHOULD 142 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:20,154 HAVE, LIKE, BLACK, ASIAN, EVERYTHING. 143 00:07:20,154 --> 00:07:22,890 PEOPLE, I MEAN, YOU KNOW. YOU SHOULD HAVE IT ALL. 144 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,960 >> I SHOULD. BUT THERE'S NOT A LOT OF BLACK 145 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,363 PEOPLE, FRIENDS, THAT I WOULD HAVE THAT ENJOY MY HOBBY. 146 00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:30,197 >> Wanda: WHAT'S YOUR HOBBY? 147 00:07:30,197 --> 00:07:32,934 >> I LIKE TO GO TO WHERE FAMOUS PEOPLE DIED AND WHERE THEY'RE 148 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:33,299 BURIED. 149 00:07:33,299 --> 00:07:37,271 [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:07:37,271 --> 00:07:44,278 [ APPLAUSE ] 151 00:07:44,278 --> 00:07:45,947 >> Wanda: YOU GOING TO HAVE A TOUGH TIME PLAYING THIS GAME, 152 00:07:45,947 --> 00:07:46,312 BRIAN. 153 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:49,550 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,553 THAT'S A HARD THING TO DO, TRY TO GET A BLACK PERSON ‐‐ HEY, 155 00:07:52,553 --> 00:07:55,022 YOU WANT TO GO TO A CEMETERY OR PLACE WHERE A MURDER HAPPENED? 156 00:07:55,022 --> 00:07:57,625 >> SEE? 157 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,361 >> Wanda: NO. NO, I DON'T ‐‐ OKAY, I GET THAT, 158 00:08:00,361 --> 00:08:03,230 OKAY. BUT LET'S SEE IF WE CAN HELP YOU 159 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:03,563 OUT. 160 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:04,131 >> OKAY, COOL. 161 00:08:04,131 --> 00:08:08,235 >> Wanda: ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO GET A NEW BFF, BLACK FRIEND 162 00:08:08,235 --> 00:08:08,736 FOREVER. 163 00:08:08,736 --> 00:08:09,136 [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:08:09,136 --> 00:08:14,342 BUT BEFORE WE MEET THEM, I NEED TO KNOW ONE THING. 165 00:08:14,342 --> 00:08:15,142 WHERE WERE YOU JANUARY 6th, 2021? 166 00:08:15,142 --> 00:08:21,349 [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:08:21,349 --> 00:08:22,049 PLAUS 168 00:08:22,049 --> 00:08:22,383 [ APPLAUSE ] 169 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:25,720 ANYWHERE NEAR D. C.? NO? OKAY, GOOD. JUST MAKING SURE. 170 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,489 [ APPLAUSE ] 171 00:08:28,489 --> 00:08:34,095 ALL RIGHT. SO LET'S MEET BRANDON. HELLO, BRANDON. 172 00:08:34,095 --> 00:08:34,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 173 00:08:34,595 --> 00:08:34,928 >> HELLO! 174 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:38,099 >> Wanda: ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP, BRANDON? 175 00:08:38,099 --> 00:08:38,666 WHERE YOU FROM? 176 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:41,635 >> I WAS GOOD. I'M FROM ALABAMA. 177 00:08:41,635 --> 00:08:43,037 >> Wanda: OH, YOU'RE EXTRA BLACK, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 178 00:08:43,037 --> 00:08:43,370 [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:46,474 >> YES, MA'AM. 180 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:47,274 [ APPLAUSE ] 181 00:08:47,274 --> 00:08:51,645 >> Wanda: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, MWAH, YES! 182 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,047 BRANDON, DO YOU HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS? 183 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:55,916 >> AT THE MOMENT, NO. BUT I GREW UP WITH WHITE PEOPLE, 184 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:59,487 YOU KNOW IN SCHOOL, YOU KNOW. SO I GOT FRIENDS FROM THE PAST. 185 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,622 BUT NOT PRESENT. SO, NO. 186 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:05,459 >> Wanda: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO TAKE A "NO," THEN. 187 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:07,695 YOU HAVE ACQUAINTANCES, I GOT YOU. 188 00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:09,196 HERE'S HOW THE GAME IS GOING TO WORK. 189 00:09:09,196 --> 00:09:11,699 I'M GOING TO ASK THESE WHITE PEOPLE SOME QUESTIONS. 190 00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:15,636 THEN BASED ON THEIR ANSWERS, BRANDON, YOU'RE GOING TO DECIDE 191 00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:21,075 WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO HAVE AS A NEW FRIEND, OKAY? GOT IT? 192 00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:21,976 >> GOTCHA. 193 00:09:21,976 --> 00:09:26,113 >> Wanda: OKAY, COOL. HERE WE GO. MICHAEL. 194 00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:33,421 WHAT DOES B. E. T. STAND FOR? 195 00:09:33,421 --> 00:09:33,754 [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:34,121 >> I DON'T KNOW. 197 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:39,060 >> Wanda: DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE A GUESS? 198 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:39,427 >> NO, I DON'T. 199 00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:42,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:09:42,129 --> 00:09:45,366 I'M AFRAID TO SAY SOMETHING DUMB. 201 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:48,736 >> Wanda: ALL RIGHT. BRIAN, WHAT DOES B. E. T. STAND 202 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:49,069 FOR? 203 00:09:49,069 --> 00:09:49,804 >> BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION. 204 00:09:49,804 --> 00:09:50,171 >> Wanda: BOOM! 205 00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:50,671 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 206 00:09:50,671 --> 00:09:58,145 HE'S GOT IT! 207 00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,714 OH, CREEPY BRIAN CAME OUT ‐‐ LOOK AT THAT. 208 00:10:00,714 --> 00:10:03,384 >> Guillermo: YEAH, HE GOT IT. WOW. 209 00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:07,588 >> Wanda: WOW. BENJAMIN. WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT 210 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:08,823 FIRST FRIEND DATE? 211 00:10:08,823 --> 00:10:14,095 >> FIRST FRIEND DATE. I THINK GOING FOR SOME FOOD AND 212 00:10:14,095 --> 00:10:16,797 JUST TAKING A STROLL IN A COOL PLACE. 213 00:10:16,797 --> 00:10:20,334 >> Wanda: UH. BRANDON, HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT 214 00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:21,368 STROLL PART? 215 00:10:21,368 --> 00:10:23,871 >> THE STROLL KIND OF ‐‐ QUESTIONABLE, YOU KNOW. 216 00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:26,907 THE FOOD, I'M SHOPPING WITH IT. I LIKE THE FOOD. 217 00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:28,576 WHAT TYPE OF FOOD? 218 00:10:28,576 --> 00:10:32,613 >> OH, UM ‐‐ I LIKE SOME SOUTHERN FOOD, I'M NOT GOING TO 219 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:32,978 LIE. 220 00:10:32,978 --> 00:10:33,814 >> YOU'RE SAYING SOUTHERN BECAUSE OF MY SKIN? 221 00:10:33,814 --> 00:10:35,749 [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:10:35,749 --> 00:10:42,423 >> OH, NO. I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN, I'M NOT 223 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:47,895 GOING TO LIE, FRIED CHICKEN. 224 00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:51,098 >> TABASCO, HOT SAUCE, REGULAR? WHICH ONE? 225 00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:54,568 >> CHOLULA. 226 00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:57,505 >> Wanda: THAT'S CHOLUPA, WE DON'T MESS WITH THAT. 227 00:10:57,505 --> 00:10:59,640 >> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, I JUST SHOOK MY HEAD. 228 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:04,979 >> Wanda: OKAY. SINCE YOU LIKE FOOD, BRANDON, 229 00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:07,815 LET'S DO ANOTHER FOOD THING. SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER 230 00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:09,650 SHOT, MICHAEL. 231 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:10,184 >> ALL RIGHT. 232 00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:13,554 >> Wanda: MICHAEL, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE HAVING A BARBECUE, RIGHT? 233 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:14,388 >> YEAH? 234 00:11:14,388 --> 00:11:17,658 >> Wanda: HAVING A COOKOUT. WHAT FOOD ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE 235 00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:21,695 READY, WHAT FOOD ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE FOR BRANDON WHAT YOU 236 00:11:21,695 --> 00:11:22,028 DOING? 237 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:26,300 >> 100% STEAKS, A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN, PROBABLY SOME GRILLED 238 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,869 VEGETABLES WITH NICE MARINADE. THAT CHICKEN IS GOING TO BE 239 00:11:28,869 --> 00:11:31,172 SITTING FOR DAYS IN A NICE MARINADE. 240 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:33,741 IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD TIME. 241 00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:39,246 >> YOU BEEN WATCHING TIKTOK, I SEE. 242 00:11:39,246 --> 00:11:40,481 >> ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TIKTOK. 243 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:44,652 >> Wanda: FOLLOW‐UP QUESTION. SHOULD RAISINS EVER GO IN POTATO 244 00:11:44,652 --> 00:11:45,017 SALAD? 245 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:47,755 >> NO, I HATE RAISINS. 246 00:11:47,755 --> 00:11:49,590 >> Wanda: OKAY, BRANDON, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 247 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:55,229 >> THE FACT THAT HE SAID THAT, I THINK HE GOING THE RIGHT WAY, I 248 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:55,863 LIKE IT. 249 00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:58,866 >> Wanda: WE GOOD WITH THIS, OKAY. OKAY, ONE LAST QUESTION. 250 00:11:58,866 --> 00:12:02,937 I GOT TIME FOR ONE MORE? ALL RIGHT. 251 00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:08,642 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYLER PERRY MOVIE? 252 00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:09,710 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,043 BENJAMIN? 254 00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:12,179 >> I DON'T KNOW WHO TYLER PERRY IS. 255 00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:12,512 [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:16,050 >> Wanda: OH! BRIAN? 257 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:17,751 >> I LIKE THE ONE WHERE HE PLAYS THAT WOMAN. 258 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,186 [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:31,265 [ APPLAUSE ] 260 00:12:31,265 --> 00:12:32,399 >> Wanda: MICHAEL? 261 00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:37,438 >> I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THAT ANSWER, I LIKE THAT ONE TOO. 262 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:37,771 [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:12:37,771 --> 00:12:39,807 >> Wanda: BRANDON, ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO ASK THEM THAT I LEFT 264 00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:44,211 OUT? 265 00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:46,313 >> IF WE WAS ON A ROLLER COASTER, IT WAS ME, AN INFANT, 266 00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:48,382 AND AN OLD LADY, WHO WOULD YOU PICK FIRST TO GET OFF IF WE GOT 267 00:12:48,382 --> 00:12:52,419 STUCK? 268 00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:55,089 >> WHO WOULD WE PICK TO SAVE FIRST? 269 00:12:55,089 --> 00:12:59,126 >> YEAH. ME, YOUR BEST FRIEND, OLD LADY, 270 00:12:59,126 --> 00:12:59,560 AN INFANT? 271 00:12:59,560 --> 00:12:59,893 [ LAUGHTER ] 272 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:01,929 >> THAT'S A COMPROMISING QUESTION. 273 00:13:01,929 --> 00:13:03,497 >> YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. 274 00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,399 >> HOW WELL DO I KNOW THE OLD LADY? 275 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:06,467 >> HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME? 276 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,635 >> IS SHE A RELATIVE? 277 00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:13,340 >> MAYBE. 278 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,709 >> I'LL GO YOU. 279 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:16,042 >> COOL. 280 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:16,477 >> I'LL GO THE INFANT. 281 00:13:16,477 --> 00:13:16,810 >> OKAY. 282 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,146 >> Wanda: HE'S PICKING THE INFANT. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL? 283 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,781 >> I'D PROBABLY PICK THE OLD LADY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE DID. 284 00:13:20,781 --> 00:13:22,149 [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,885 [ APPLAUSE ] 286 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:29,123 >> Wanda: SEE? BRANDON, I THOUGHT ‐‐ YOU WERE 287 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:30,991 LOOKING FOR YOUR RIDE OR DIE. 288 00:13:30,991 --> 00:13:32,660 >> AS ALWAYS, YOU FEEL ME? 289 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:36,196 >> Wanda: YOU WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR RIDE OR DIE, DIDN'T HAPPEN. 290 00:13:36,196 --> 00:13:39,800 NOW IT'S UP TO YOU, BRANDON. WHICH OF THESE WHITE PEOPLE IS 291 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,937 GOING TO BE YOUR NEW FRIEND? WILL IT BE MICHAEL? BRIAN? 292 00:13:43,937 --> 00:13:46,707 OR BENJAMIN? 293 00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:55,916 >> UH ‐‐ BENJAMIN, BENJI. 294 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:56,249 [ APPLAUSE ] 295 00:13:56,249 --> 00:14:01,789 >> Wanda: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS, 296 00:14:01,789 --> 00:14:08,295 CONGRATULATIONS, BENJAMIN. WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR NEW BFF A 297 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,264 FIST PUMP? OKAY, Y'ALL GOING FOR THE HUG, 298 00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:12,800 ALL RIGHT, I LIKE THIS. SEE WHAT I'M DOING HERE? 299 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,969 LOOK WHAT I'M DOING. AND TO CONSUMMATE YOUR 300 00:14:15,969 --> 00:14:19,239 FRIENDSHIP, WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU OFF ON A DINNER FOR TWO TO 301 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:19,840 ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. 302 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 303 00:14:22,242 --> 00:14:27,214 THANK YOU! HEY, WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 304 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:33,520 TONIGHT. FROM THE L. A. SPARKS, CHINEY OGWUMIKE IS HERE. 305 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,755 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 306 00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,023 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM MACY GRAY AND THE CALIFORNIA JET CLUB. 307 00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:37,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 308 00:14:37,124 --> 00:14:41,028 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NICK KROLL. 309 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:41,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 310 00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:45,132 ♪ 311 00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:57,378 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 312 00:14:57,378 --> 00:15:03,584 ♪ 313 00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,319 >> Wanda: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 314 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:10,023 I'M WANDA SYKES. TONIGHT, FROM THE LOS ANGELES 315 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:10,657 SPARKS, CHINEY OGWUMIKE IS HERE. 316 00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:11,983 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 317 00:15:11,983 --> 00:15:13,633 I SHOULD LET YOU TAKE A SWING AT THAT, GUILLERMO. 318 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:21,241 >> Guillermo: SHA‐NAY 319 00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:21,841 OBUM‐A‐KAY. 320 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:24,511 >> Wanda: THERE'S NO "B" IN THE NAME AT ALL. 321 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,813 >> I WAS CLOSE, RIGHT? MAYBE? 322 00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:27,847 >> Wanda: A LITTLE, A LITTLE. 323 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:31,785 >> Guillermo: SHOULD I TRY 324 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:36,957 AGAIN? O‐WOMB‐A‐KAY. 325 00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:41,161 >> Wanda: I ENJOYED IT. THANK YOU FOR TAKING A SHOT AT 326 00:15:41,161 --> 00:15:43,663 THAT. LATER, SHE AS GRAMMY‐WINNING 327 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:47,601 SINGER WITH A BRAND‐NEW SONG CALLED "THINKING OF YOU," MUSIC 328 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:52,706 FROM MACY GRAY AND THE CALIFORNIA JET CLUB. 329 00:15:52,706 --> 00:15:53,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 330 00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:56,242 NEXT WEEK, I WON'T BE HERE, I'M GOING BACK TO MY HOUSE. 331 00:15:56,242 --> 00:16:00,246 [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:03,917 BUT THERE WILL BE ALL‐NEW SHOWS HOSTED BY ARSENIO HALL, 333 00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:06,786 PHOEBE ROBINSON, AND NICK KROLL. 334 00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:07,287 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 335 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:08,722 WITH APPEARANCES BY SETH ROGEN, MEGAN FOX, AND LeBRON JAMES TOO. 336 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:11,491 AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH ANTHONY ANDERSON IN PRIMETIME ON 337 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:15,729 SUNDAY HOSTING "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NBA FINALS GAME NIGHT" WITH 338 00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:17,564 HIS GUEST JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. 339 00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:20,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 340 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,770 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, 341 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:27,507 PRODUCER, AND LAST YEAR, THE "NEW YORK TIMES" CROWNED HIM THE 342 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,809 "PICASSO OF PUBERTY." 343 00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:30,510 [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:33,279 HE'S IN A NEW MOVIE ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING. 345 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:40,053 "HOW IT ENDS" OPENS IN SELECT THEATRES AND ON‐DEMAND JULY 20th. 346 00:16:40,053 --> 00:16:44,157 PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND NICK KROLL. 347 00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:44,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 348 00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:56,636 ♪ 349 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:59,406 >> Wanda: LOOK AT YOU, NICK. 350 00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:00,106 >> I LIKE, I LIKE. 351 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,308 >> Wanda: YOU CLEAN UP GOOD. 352 00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,643 >> THANK YOU, YOU TOO. 353 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,679 >> Wanda: THANKS, HONEY. 354 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:06,379 >> THANK YOU. 355 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,948 >> Wanda: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU RECENTLY GOT MARRIED. 356 00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:09,716 >> YEAH, I GOT MARRIED, THANK YOU. 357 00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:12,419 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 358 00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:12,786 THANK YOU. 359 00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:13,820 >> Wanda: AND A BABY. 360 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,855 >> AND I HAD A BABY, YES. 361 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:16,356 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 362 00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:20,260 THANK YOU, YES. A LITTLE LESS APPLAUSE FOR THE 363 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:20,627 BABY, IT FEELS. 364 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:22,529 [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:25,331 KIND OF A BIGGER DEAL, SORT OF IRREVERSIBLE, BUT THANK YOU 366 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:30,003 ANYWAY. HAD A BABY, HE'S LIKE 5 1/2 367 00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:34,174 MONTHS OLD. AND IT'S BEEN AMAZING. 368 00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:36,476 IT'S HARD, HAVING A CHILD IS NOT ‐‐ WE'RE SLEEP TRAINING HIM 369 00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:39,879 RIGHT NOW. WHICH, FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT 370 00:17:39,879 --> 00:17:42,949 DON'T KNOW, IT'S WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR BABY LIFT WEIGHTS WHILE HE 371 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:43,282 SLEEPS. 372 00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:45,985 [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:48,722 AND HE'S GETTING JACKED. I WANT A JACKED BABY. 374 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:52,826 >> Wanda: YOU SHOULD, YEAH, YEAH. 375 00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:55,762 GET ON THAT STUFF JIMMY IS ON. 376 00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:56,796 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 377 00:17:56,796 --> 00:17:58,531 >> Wanda: GET A JACKED BABY. 378 00:17:58,531 --> 00:17:58,865 [ APPLAUSE ] 379 00:17:58,865 --> 00:17:59,933 AND HE'S CUTE, SO CUTE. 380 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:06,005 >> HE'S A REAL CUTE, A CUTE KID, I'M VERY HAPPY. 381 00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:06,339 [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:07,006 THERE HE IS, LOOK AT THAT. 383 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,175 >> Wanda: OH, WOW. 384 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,344 >> THAT'S AN OUTIT IF YOU GOT US. 385 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:13,046 YOU GOT US THAT SHARK ATTITUDE OUTFIT. 386 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:16,349 YOU GOT US A NUMBER OF OUTFITS FOR THE BABY, AND HERE'S A 387 00:18:16,349 --> 00:18:17,884 PICTURE OF HIM. HE'S LOOKING PRETTY CUTE. 388 00:18:17,884 --> 00:18:19,753 >> Wanda: YEAH, THAT BEARD IS REALLY COMING IN NICELY. 389 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:20,118 >> YEAH. 390 00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:22,722 [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,957 PEOPLE SAY IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY WIFE. 392 00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:28,595 [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:30,363 >> Wanda: AND ‐‐ WHERE'D HE GO? 394 00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:31,264 >> NOW HE'S GONE. 395 00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:34,801 >> Wanda: HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. ARE YOU GOING TO LET HIM WATCH 396 00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:37,771 "BIG MOUTH"? AT WHAT AGE DO YOU THINK HE 397 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:38,838 SHOULD WATCH? 398 00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:41,341 >> "BIG MOUTH" IS A VERY DIRTY ANIMATED SHOW. 399 00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:45,111 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 400 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:47,847 THANK YOU. FOR THE DIRTINESS, THANK YOU. 401 00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:51,151 I'LL PROBABLY FOLLOW MY ‐‐ ONE OF MY PARTNERS AND COCREATORS OF 402 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:55,255 THE SHOW, ANDREW GOLDBERG, HAS ALWAYS SAID HE'LL LET HIS KIDS 403 00:18:55,255 --> 00:18:58,558 WATCH IT WHEN THEY ARE THE AGE OF THE KIDS ON THE SHOW. 404 00:18:58,558 --> 00:19:00,326 12, 13 YEARS OLD. 405 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:01,327 >> Wanda: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 406 00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:02,896 >> YOU WERE GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO BE ON THE SHOW. 407 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:06,533 >> Wanda: I WAS SO HONORED YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO. 408 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,601 >> WANDA PLAYED THE GHOST OF HARRIET TUBMAN. 409 00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:11,471 [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:19:11,471 --> 00:19:14,674 >> Wanda: YEAH, I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE NAACP. 411 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:15,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:16,476 BUT YOU KNOW, ANYTHING FOR YOU, NICK. 413 00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:17,710 >> YEAH, THANK YOU, WANDA. 414 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,111 >> Wanda: YEAH. 415 00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:22,015 >> YEAH, WE HAD IT ‐‐ BECAUSE WE ‐‐ JORDAN PEELE VOICES THE 416 00:19:22,015 --> 00:19:26,319 GHOST OF DUKE ELLINGTON. AND HE HAUNTS MY CHARACTER'S 417 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:28,488 HOUSE. WE DID AN EPISODE ABOUT DUKE AS 418 00:19:28,488 --> 00:19:31,191 A SMALL CHILD. WE WERE LIKE, WHO SHOULD HAUNT 419 00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:34,360 THE YOUNG DUKE ELLINGTON'S HOUSE? IT WAS THE GHOST OF HARRIET 420 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,330 TUBMAN. WANDA WAS KIND ENOUGH TO DO THE 421 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,365 PART. AND ONE OF THE WRITERS OF THE 422 00:19:39,365 --> 00:19:43,203 EPISODE, JACK KNIGHT, WHO HAPPENS TO BE BLACK, WAS 423 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:48,408 PITCHING A JOKE, HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF HARRIET 424 00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:52,579 TUBMAN USED THE "N" WORD. IT GOT SOMEHOW QUIETER JUST NOW. 425 00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:52,912 [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:19:52,912 --> 00:19:56,549 >> Wanda: EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, AW, SHUCKS! 427 00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:57,383 >> WHOOP! 428 00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:59,619 >> Wanda: WHOOP, OKAY! 429 00:19:59,619 --> 00:20:02,322 >> WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ROOM WHEN WE WERE LIKE, HOW DO 430 00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:07,894 WE GET WANDA TO ‐‐ BECAUSE WE WERE LIKE, THAT'S REALLY FUNNY 431 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:11,231 BUT HOW DO WE NAVIGATE THAT RIGHT NOW? 432 00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:16,169 SO WE ACTUALLY HAD JACK COME TO THE RECORD AND, LIKE, CASUALLY 433 00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:17,770 THROW I MEAN, HOW DO YOU ‐‐ DO YOU REMEMBER? 434 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,339 >> Wanda: I REMEMBER IT. I DO REMEMBER IT. 435 00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:23,509 IT WAS SO FUNNY. BECAUSE I WAS FEELING AS I WAS 436 00:20:23,509 --> 00:20:25,879 DOING THE SCRIPT, I WAS LIKE, THIS THING NEEDS THE "N" WORD IN 437 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:26,246 HERE SOMEWHERE. 438 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,448 [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:20:28,448 --> 00:20:34,187 AND THEN WE WERE RECORDING. I SAW JACK, YOU KNOW, IN THE 440 00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:36,389 BOOTH. SO I WOULD DO A TAKE, THEN I 441 00:20:36,389 --> 00:20:39,626 WOULD LOOK IN THE WINDOW, AND I JUST SEE JACK. 442 00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:40,059 >> YEAH. 443 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:45,832 >> Wanda: THE PRODUCERS, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THIS. 444 00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:46,332 >> YEAH. 445 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,434 >> Wanda: LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HER. 446 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:52,305 SO I'M LIKE, OH, IT'S THE "N" WORD COMING, I KNOW IT'S THE "N" 447 00:20:52,305 --> 00:20:53,039 WORD COMING. 448 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:53,372 [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:56,342 SO I FELT IT TOO. I WAS LIKE, THIS WOULD BE 450 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,512 HILARIOUS IF HARRIET TUBMAN SAID THE "N" WORD. YOU KNOW? 451 00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:00,146 YOU KNOW SHE PROBABLY SAID IT. 452 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:01,848 >> OH, I MEAN ‐‐ 453 00:21:01,848 --> 00:21:04,918 >> Wanda: TRANSPORTING ALL THOSE SLAVES BACK AND FORTH? 454 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:08,554 YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WAS PROBABLY SLOW OR SOMEBODY, OH, I'M TIRED. 455 00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:10,690 SHE LIKE, YOU TIRED? 456 00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:13,226 [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:21:13,226 --> 00:21:13,559 [ APPLAUSE ] 458 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:17,664 >> YES. 459 00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:21,935 YES. SO IT'S ‐‐ YES. 460 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:28,908 ALL OF THOSE THINGS. HAVE YOU HAD THAT ISSUE AT ALL? 461 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:34,347 >> Wanda: OH, YEAH, OVER AT "THE UPSHAWS." IT'S ON NETFLIX. 462 00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,482 WE NOW AT NETFLIX, WE DO WHATEVER. 463 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:36,815 >> YEAH. 464 00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:40,119 >> Wanda: BUT YEAH, IT WAS THE SAME THING, I THINK WE HAVE TWO 465 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:45,491 "N" WORDS IN THE FIRST SEASON. AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE 466 00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:51,397 REALLY WAS HOPING THIS COULD BE MORE OF LIKE A FAMILY ‐‐ AND NOW 467 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:54,200 WE HAVE TO GIVE IT A DIFFERENT RATING ‐‐ 468 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,034 >> OH, REALLY? 469 00:21:55,034 --> 00:22:01,574 >> Wanda: I WAS LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE, WE SAY THE "F" WORD, WE 470 00:22:01,574 --> 00:22:04,577 SAY [ BLEEP ] AND EVERYTHING. YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME ONE 471 00:22:04,577 --> 00:22:05,111 [ BLEEP ] GOING TO CHANGE 472 00:22:05,111 --> 00:22:05,478 EVERYTHING NOW? 473 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:07,680 [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:14,120 [ APPLAUSE ] 475 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,789 >> YEAH. AND DID IT? NO, YOU GUYS ‐‐ 476 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:18,391 >> Wanda: YEAH, OH MY GOD, YEAH. 477 00:22:18,391 --> 00:22:20,059 >> YOU'RE PICKED UP FOR SEASON GO. 478 00:22:20,059 --> 00:22:20,660 >> Wanda: EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 479 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,094 >> SO THERE YOU GO. 480 00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:25,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 481 00:22:25,298 --> 00:22:30,169 >> Wanda: THE LAST TIME WE ACTUALLY HUNG OUT, IT WAS AT THE 482 00:22:30,169 --> 00:22:31,471 EMMYS, RIGHT? WHICH ONE WAS IT? 483 00:22:31,471 --> 00:22:33,473 >> IT WAS THE CREATIVE ARTS EMMYS. 484 00:22:33,473 --> 00:22:33,906 >> Wanda: OH. 485 00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:36,009 >> THE "NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TV" EMMYS. 486 00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:40,847 [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:22:40,847 --> 00:22:44,283 THAT'S THE ONE THEY CAN SAY, IT AIRED, THE REAL EMMYS, THEN THE 488 00:22:44,283 --> 00:22:46,986 WEEK BEFORE THEY'RE LIKE, LET'S STUFF EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM AND 489 00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:50,990 WE'LL GIVE OUT A BUNCH OF AWARDS FOR THINGS THAT PEOPLE LOVE, BUT 490 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:53,259 FOR SOME REASON, YOU KNOW, LIKE STANDUP. 491 00:22:53,259 --> 00:22:53,659 >> Wanda: RIGHT. 492 00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:55,962 >> YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR BEST STANDUP SPECIAL. 493 00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:56,295 >> RIGHT. 494 00:22:56,295 --> 00:23:01,868 >> Wanda: AND YOU ‐‐ 495 00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:04,270 >> I AND YOU ‐‐ 496 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:05,104 >> Wanda: I DID NOT WIN. 497 00:23:05,104 --> 00:23:06,572 >> YOU DID NOT WIN. 498 00:23:06,572 --> 00:23:09,442 >> Wanda: I WAS PRESENTING NOT AWARD FOR LATER IN THE SHOW. 499 00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:13,112 I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO END UP HOLDING THE EMMY IN MY HAND. 500 00:23:13,112 --> 00:23:13,446 [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:17,116 LIKE YOU SAID, NOBODY KNOWS WHO WON. 502 00:23:17,116 --> 00:23:17,884 >> YEAH. 503 00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:18,217 [ APPLAUSE ] 504 00:23:18,217 --> 00:23:20,319 WHEN I WENT UP, YOU TOOK THIS PICTURE. 505 00:23:20,319 --> 00:23:22,188 >> I TOOK THAT PICTURE. 506 00:23:22,188 --> 00:23:24,157 >> Wanda: NICK TOOK THIS PICTURE AND SENT IT TO ME. 507 00:23:24,157 --> 00:23:27,126 I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO GO UP AND FAKE LIKE I WON. 508 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:27,460 [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:27,994 >> YES. 510 00:23:27,994 --> 00:23:29,128 >> Wanda: PEOPLE CONGRATULATED ME. 511 00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:30,797 >> YEAH. IT WAS A BIG WIN FOR YOU. 512 00:23:30,797 --> 00:23:32,331 >> Wanda: BIG, BIG WIN. BIG WIN. 513 00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,434 >> DID YOU ‐‐ AND DID YOU ‐‐ 514 00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:36,569 >> Wanda: OH, I OWNED IT. YEAH, I WAS LIKE, YEAH, THANK 515 00:23:36,569 --> 00:23:40,239 YOU! I WASN'T EXPECTING IT. 516 00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:40,673 >> YEAH. 517 00:23:40,673 --> 00:23:41,741 >> Wanda: IT WAS GREAT. 518 00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:44,577 >> HAVE YOU WON AN EMMY YET? 519 00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:48,147 >> Wanda: I'VE WON, BUT FOR ‐‐ LIKE I WON FOR "THE CHRIS ROCK 520 00:23:48,147 --> 00:23:50,783 SHOW," WRITING. I WON A BUNCH OF EMMYS FOR 521 00:23:50,783 --> 00:23:51,851 "INSIDE THE NFL." 522 00:23:51,851 --> 00:23:52,418 >> OKAY. 523 00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:53,219 >> Wanda: YEAH. 524 00:23:53,219 --> 00:23:56,389 >> JUST AS YOU HAD ALWAYS DREAMED. 525 00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:57,490 >> Wanda: EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 526 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:57,823 [ APPLAUSE ] 527 00:23:57,823 --> 00:23:59,058 IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING. 528 00:23:59,058 --> 00:23:59,725 >> OH, IT'S COMING. 529 00:23:59,725 --> 00:24:03,729 >> Wanda: STICK AROUND, OKAY? WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE NICK 530 00:24:03,729 --> 00:24:05,264 KROLL AFTER THIS. 531 00:24:05,264 --> 00:24:05,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 532 00:24:05,765 --> 00:24:08,000 ♪ 533 00:24:11,672 --> 00:24:14,609 >>> WERE YOU TRYING TO GO TO THE WEED STORE? 534 00:24:14,609 --> 00:24:14,942 >> YEAH. 535 00:24:14,942 --> 00:24:16,177 >> I KIND OF BOUGHT IT OUT. 536 00:24:16,177 --> 00:24:18,112 >> LIKE YOU BOUGHT ALL THE DRUGS INSIDE? 537 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:21,148 >> THEY GAVE ME A DEAL, I JUST CLEANED THEM OUT. 538 00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:23,985 I JUST WAS LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO BE WITHOUT ON THE LAST DAY. 539 00:24:23,985 --> 00:24:26,654 >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GUESS I'LL ‐‐ MAN. 540 00:24:26,654 --> 00:24:29,857 >> I COULD GIVE YOU SOME, I'M NOT GOING TO USE ALL OF IT, 541 00:24:29,857 --> 00:24:31,259 OBVIOUSLY. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SAVING FOR A 542 00:24:31,259 --> 00:24:31,592 RAINY DAY. 543 00:24:31,592 --> 00:24:33,127 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 544 00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:37,965 >> Wanda: WELCOME BACK. I'M HERE WITH NICK KROLL. 545 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:41,369 SO THAT'S FROM YOUR NEW MOVIE "HOW IT ENDS." 546 00:24:41,369 --> 00:24:42,169 >> YES. 547 00:24:42,169 --> 00:24:43,738 >> Wanda: TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE. 548 00:24:43,738 --> 00:24:49,043 >> A MOVIE WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ZOE LESTER JONES AND DARRELL 549 00:24:49,043 --> 00:24:51,078 WEAN. THEY CAME TO ME A MONTH INTO THE 550 00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:56,262 PANDEMIC, LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY SHOT IN LIKE APRIL, IN L. A., 551 00:24:56,262 --> 00:25:00,900 WHEN NOBODY WAS OUT IN THE WORLD. AND IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT ZOE'S 552 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:05,305 CHARACTER AND HER YOUNGER SELF ON LIKE THE LAST DAY ON EARTH AS 553 00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:10,410 THEY WANDER AROUND AND LIKE HAVE THIS ADVENTURE. 554 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,379 AND OBVIOUSLY IT WAS SORT O A TIME CAPSULE OF LIKE HOW IT FELT 555 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:18,117 IN THAT MOMENT WHEN WE WERE ALL IN OUR OWN HOMES, AND I WAS 556 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,821 LIKE, YEAH, I'LL BE IN YOUR THING, BUT LIKE, I'LL BE VERY 557 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:25,258 FAR AWAY FROM YOU AND BE OUTSIDE, AND EVERYONE WHEN YOU 558 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:29,195 WATCH THE MOVIE, IT FEELS LIKE A REAL REGULAR MOVIE EXCEPT THAT 559 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,664 YOU WILL NOTICE EVERYBODY'S GOT THIS PHYSICAL DISTANCE APART 560 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:36,302 FROM EACH OTHER. AND SO, YEAH, WE SHOT IT. 561 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,172 SO IT'S WEIRD NOW, BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF A 562 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:42,775 TIME CAPSULE OF, OH, RIGHT, THAT WAS AT THIS MOMENT WHEN IT WAS 563 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:45,812 SO SCARY. BUT IT'S A VERY SWEET, FUNNY 564 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:49,282 MOVIE. IT'S GOT A GREAT CAST. AND EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW ‐‐ 565 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,751 EVERYBODY FIGURED OUT THEIR WAY INTO IT, YOU KNOW? 566 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,620 >> Wanda: THAT'S WEIRD. YOU'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE ABOUT 567 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,789 THE END OF THE WORLD DURING A TIME WHEN WE FELT LIKE, IS THIS 568 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,057 THE END OF THE WORLD? 569 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,493 >> RIGHT, THAT'S HOW IT FELT. SO IT WAS PRETTY EASY TO ACCESS. 570 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:03,129 [ LAUGHTER ] 571 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,032 [ APPLAUSE ] 572 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,202 >> Wanda: SO TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT HOSTING. 573 00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:10,904 AND NEXT WEEK YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOSTING? 574 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:15,675 >> I'M HOSTING A SHOW NEXT WEEK. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? 575 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,477 >> Wanda: EVERYONE HERE IS GREAT. 576 00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:18,578 >> UH‐HUH? 577 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,113 >> Wanda: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 578 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:21,314 >> UH‐HUH? 579 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,416 >> Wanda: KEEP YOUR EYE ON GUILLERMO. 580 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,951 >> OH, I WILL. 581 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:25,284 [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:29,188 >> Wanda: I THINK THE BIGGEST PIECE OF ADVICE I COULD GIVE TO 583 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,858 YOU IS SKIP THE BREAKFAST BURRITO. 584 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:32,191 [ LAUGHTER ] 585 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:32,525 >> OKAY. 586 00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:34,360 >> Wanda: STAY AWAY FROM THAT. 587 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,762 >> OH, REALLY? DOES THAT CHAIR NOT ABSORB? 588 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,462 >> Wanda: IT DOES NOT AT ALL. 589 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:36,796 [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,666 NOT AT ALL. 591 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:42,635 >> YOU FART IN THAT LEATHER CHAIR, YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR IT? 592 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,604 >> Wanda: THE WHOLE WORLD HEARS IT. 593 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:48,875 >> TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEXT MOVIE ‐‐ RRRRRT! 594 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:52,679 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 595 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,949 >> Wanda: "HOW IT ENDS" OPENS IN SELECT THEATERS AND ON‐DEMAND 596 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:59,185 JULY 20th. THANKS, NICK. WE'LL BE BACK WITH 597 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,586 CHINEY OGWUMIKE. 598 00:27:07,491 --> 00:27:07,856 ♪ 599 00:27:07,856 --> 00:27:13,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 600 00:27:13,697 --> 00:27:15,399 >> Wanda: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY BUSY 601 00:27:15,399 --> 00:27:19,937 PERSON. SHE IS BOTH A FULL‐TIME PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, AND A 602 00:27:19,937 --> 00:27:21,939 FULL‐TIME MEMBER OF THE SPORTS MEDIA, THE PEOPLE THAT 603 00:27:21,939 --> 00:27:24,208 PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES COMPLAIN ABOUT. 604 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,409 [ LAUGHTER ] 605 00:27:25,409 --> 00:27:28,145 HER NEW PODCAST IS CALLED "CHINEY." 606 00:27:28,145 --> 00:27:33,451 FROM THE WNBA'S LOS ANGELES SPARKS AND ESPN, PLEASE WELCOME 607 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:44,028 CHINEY OGWUMIKE. 608 00:27:44,028 --> 00:27:44,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 609 00:27:44,528 --> 00:27:56,574 ♪ 610 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:59,376 >> Wanda: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 611 00:27:59,376 --> 00:27:59,844 >> HELLO, MY FRIEND. 612 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,679 >> Wanda: HELLO. 613 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:05,416 >> I AM SO GLAD TO BE HERE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU ARE A 614 00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:08,219 WNBA ‐‐ I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY SUP 615 00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:09,687 SUPERFAN, BUT YOU'RE A REAL ONE. 616 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,589 >> Wanda: I AM, I'M A REAL FAN. 617 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:12,723 >> I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 618 00:28:12,723 --> 00:28:14,125 >> Wanda: WHAT? OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 619 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:14,525 >> AND IT'S GOLD. 620 00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:15,059 >> Wanda: WHAT? YES! 621 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:27,238 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 622 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,973 >> Wanda: THANK YOU! THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 623 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:31,942 >> I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT AN EXTRA SMALL OR MEDIUM ‐‐ 624 00:28:31,942 --> 00:28:33,344 >> Wanda: IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LONG. 625 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:33,711 >> IT WILL BE. 626 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:35,346 >> Wanda: BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU. 627 00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:39,316 THANK YOU, I'M GLAD YOU DID. THAT DAMN NICK KROLL DIDN'T 628 00:28:39,316 --> 00:28:41,085 BRING ME A THING. 629 00:28:41,085 --> 00:28:43,154 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 630 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:47,258 THIS IS LOVELY, I'LL PUT IT RIGHT THERE. HEAR THAT, NICK? 631 00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:48,225 [ LAUGHTER ] 632 00:28:48,225 --> 00:28:52,663 SO LIKE YOU SAID, I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE GAME. 633 00:28:52,663 --> 00:28:54,832 AND YOU AND YOUR SISTER ARE ON THE SAME TEAM? 634 00:28:54,832 --> 00:28:55,900 >> WE ARE. 635 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,003 >> Wanda: JUST TELL PEOPLE YOUR STORY. 636 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,605 YOUR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS FROM ‐‐ 637 00:29:01,605 --> 00:29:02,106 >> NIGERIA. 638 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:05,009 >> Wanda: NIGERIA, YEAH. BUT YOU WERE BORN IN TEXAS. 639 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:09,380 >> BORN AND RAISED IN HOUSTON, TEXAS. OUR FIRST SPORT WAS NOT 640 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:13,951 BASKETBALL, IT WAS GYMNASTICS. FELL INTO BASKETBALL. 641 00:29:13,951 --> 00:29:18,155 WE KNEW WE WERE NOT DOING GYMNASTICS, WHEN ON THE UNEVEN 642 00:29:18,155 --> 00:29:19,790 BARS MY BUTT WAS HITTING. 643 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:20,123 [ LAUGHTER ] 644 00:29:20,123 --> 00:29:23,761 MY MOM'S CO‐WORKER WAS, PUT THEM INTO A TALL GIRL SPORT. 645 00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:28,365 BASKETBALL, FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. I HAVE THREE SISTERS. 646 00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:29,300 ALL OF US GOT DRAFTED PROFESSIONALLY. 647 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,468 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 648 00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:32,636 IT'S BEEN A COOL DREAM FOR US. 649 00:29:32,636 --> 00:29:35,773 >> Wanda: WOW, THAT'S AWESOME. 650 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:39,710 >> NOW WE GOT THAT DOUBLE TROUBLE ON THE L. A. SPARKS, NEKA 651 00:29:39,710 --> 00:29:40,077 AND I. 652 00:29:40,077 --> 00:29:43,347 >> Wanda: RIGHT, THAT'S AWESOME. MAN, NOT ONE BUM IN YOUR FAMILY 653 00:29:43,347 --> 00:29:43,680 AT ALL. 654 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,051 >> NO, WE DON'T ACCEPT THAT, NOT AT ALL. 655 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:50,688 >> Wanda: AND THE NIGERIAN CULTURE IS VERY IMPORTANT IN 656 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:54,225 WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WITH YOUR UPBRINGING TOO? 657 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:56,493 >> YEAH, NIGERIAN HERITAGE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US. 658 00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:58,929 WE ALWAYS SAY WE'RE VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE THE BEST OF 659 00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:02,266 BOTH WORLDS. BEING NIGERIAN AND AMERICAN, 660 00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:06,437 EXPLORING BOTH AVENUES OF OUR HERITAGE. 661 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:06,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 662 00:30:06,937 --> 00:30:13,177 >> Wanda: THAT'S VERY GOOD. I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE YOUR 663 00:30:13,177 --> 00:30:15,846 DOCUMENTARY. "144." IT WAS SO GOOD. 664 00:30:15,846 --> 00:30:21,952 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, CHECK IT OUT. I MEAN, TO ME IT JUST 665 00:30:21,952 --> 00:30:26,123 ENCAPSULATED WOMEN. WHEN YOU PUT US IN CHARGE, YOU 666 00:30:26,123 --> 00:30:28,359 KNOW? AND YOU GUYS ‐‐ EVERYONE HAD A 667 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:28,724 VOICE. 668 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:29,093 >> THANK YOU. 669 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,495 >> Wanda: YOU ALL JUST CAME UP WITH THESE DECISIONS ‐‐ 670 00:30:31,495 --> 00:30:33,664 >> NICE TO SEE A WOMAN IN CHARGE HERE TOO! 671 00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:35,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 672 00:30:35,966 --> 00:30:40,170 >> Wanda: YEAH, BUT I'M SORRY, TELL THEM ABOUT THE DOCUMENTARY. 673 00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:42,539 >> YES. I DID NOT KNOW ‐‐ I AM A 674 00:30:42,539 --> 00:30:48,512 BASKETBALL PLAYER, I'M ALSO AN NBA ANALYST AND HOST ON THE ESPN 675 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:51,081 RADIO SHOW. NOW ADDED ANOTHER TITLE, 676 00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:54,952 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "144," THE DOCUMENTARY THAT JUST AIRED 677 00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:59,523 BEFORE THE WNBA SEASON STARTED. EVERYONE KNOWS 2020 CHALLENGED 678 00:30:59,523 --> 00:31:01,592 ALL OF US IN WAYS WE DIDN'T IMAGINE. 679 00:31:01,592 --> 00:31:05,296 WE SAW FROM THE WNBA, I WAS NOT ABLE TO PLAY BASED ON HEALTH 680 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,698 CIRCUMSTANCES. BUT I WAS COMMITTED TO UPLIFTING 681 00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:10,067 THE WOMEN OF THE W TAMPA BAY IN THAT MOMENT BECAUSE I KNEW 682 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,835 SOMETHING SPECIAL WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. 683 00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:14,672 NOW MY BIG SIS IS PRESIDENT OF THE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION, THE 684 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:16,707 GIRL HERE IS VICE PRESIDENT. SO YEAH, THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS 685 00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:17,040 AS A FAMILY. 686 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:22,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 687 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:25,616 AND SO WE WERE ALWAYS TALKING TO OUR UNION AND OUR PLAYERS, YOU 688 00:31:25,616 --> 00:31:28,452 KNOW, THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PANDEMIC. WE TRIED TO PROVIDE AN 689 00:31:28,452 --> 00:31:30,854 ENVIRONMENT FOR THE PLAYERS TO HAVE A PLATFORM TO SPEAK. 690 00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:33,857 AND IT'S AN AMAZING EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE THAT WE HAD. 691 00:31:33,857 --> 00:31:35,993 YOU KNOW, BEING OUTSIDE OF THE BUBBLE AND SEEING EVERYTHING 692 00:31:35,993 --> 00:31:38,896 GOING ON, I JUST WANTED TO LEVERAGE MY PARTNERS. 693 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:41,131 BECAUSE THERE WAS A SPECIAL STORY GOING ON. 694 00:31:41,131 --> 00:31:44,935 SO I WAS GRATEFUL THAT ESPN ALLOWED ME TO SHEPHERD THAT 695 00:31:44,935 --> 00:31:48,238 STORY, BRING IT TO LIFE, ALONG WITH AN AMAZING CREW OF THREE 696 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,541 OTHER WOMEN, OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS. 697 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:53,544 PEOPLE SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN 2020 AND THE WNBA HELPED TRANSFORM 698 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,579 THE LANDSCAPE OF THIS COUNTRY. 699 00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:56,680 >> Wanda: IT REALLY DID, YES, YES, ABSOLUTELY. 700 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,451 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 701 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:04,822 MY OPINION, MY OPINION, THE WNBA, IT SAVED OUR DEMOCRACY. 702 00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:08,325 IT REALLY DID. I MEAN, WHAT YOU ALL DID IN 703 00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:11,929 GEORGIA WITH, YOU KNOW, WITH SENATOR WARNOCK, AND JUST ALL 704 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:12,563 THE ‐‐ 705 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,531 >> AND SOME T‐SHIRTS. 706 00:32:14,531 --> 00:32:14,865 [ APPLAUSE ] 707 00:32:14,865 --> 00:32:17,768 >> Wanda: YES, YES. IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE, 708 00:32:17,768 --> 00:32:20,104 INCREDIBLE. SO NOT JUST WHAT THE LEAGUE DOES 709 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:25,409 OFF THE COURT. I MEAN, THE GAME. I LOVE IT. IT'S FUN TO WATCH. 710 00:32:25,409 --> 00:32:28,312 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE HOW DO WE GET MORE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN 711 00:32:28,312 --> 00:32:30,514 THE GAME AND SHOW UP TO THE GAME TO SUPPORT THIS LEAGUE? 712 00:32:30,514 --> 00:32:34,151 >> YEAH, I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS WHEN IT 713 00:32:34,151 --> 00:32:36,553 COMES TO WOMEN IN SPORT. WE NEED TO STOP DOING THAT. 714 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:37,054 >> Wanda: RIGHT. 715 00:32:37,054 --> 00:32:39,957 >> WE SEE THE CONVERSATION HAPPENING WITH THE OLYMPICS AND 716 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,458 ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN IN THE OLYMPICS. 717 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,527 WE NEED TO GET RID OF THAT, STRIP THAT DOWN. 718 00:32:43,527 --> 00:32:46,397 THERE'S A LOT OF HESITATION THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM THINKING, 719 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:49,767 SHOULD I GO TO A GAME OR NOT? GET RID OF THAT. 720 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,302 INSTEAD OF HESITATION, FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR SHOT. 721 00:32:52,302 --> 00:32:55,672 FOLLOW THROUGH. LET'S BE REAL. OUR TICKETS ARE A LITTLE MORE 722 00:32:55,672 --> 00:32:56,340 AFFORDABLE THAN THE NBA TICKETS. 723 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:59,443 [ APPLAUSE ] 724 00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:02,913 IF YOU'RE ABLE, IF YOU'RE REALLY ABLE TO GO, JUST TAKE A CHANCE 725 00:33:02,913 --> 00:33:05,482 AND YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PLAYERS BECAUSE YOU'LL GET TO 726 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,985 ENGAGE WITH THEM. I PROMISE YOU, WHEN WE'RE 727 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:11,622 PLAYING, WE HEAR YOU. WAN DA, I HEAR YOU. 728 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:16,126 I HEAR VIVICA A. FOX WHO'S ALWAYS WITH THE L. A. SPARKS. 729 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,163 THAT'S THE BEAUTY, WE HAVE CHAMPIONS OUT THERE, AND THIS 730 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:22,266 LEAGUE EMBODIES WHAT CHAMPIONS SHOULD BE BOTH ON AND OFF THE 731 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:22,666 COURT, SO WHY NOT? 732 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,301 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 733 00:33:24,301 --> 00:33:26,970 >> Wanda: RIGHT. I NOTICE THERE ARE A LOT OF NBA 734 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:29,072 PLAYERS IN SUPPORT OF THE LEAGUE ALSO. 735 00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:31,742 I SEE THEM WEARING THE ORANGE JERSEYS, LIKE LeBRON WAS WEARING 736 00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:35,746 ONE. 737 00:33:35,746 --> 00:33:39,249 >> ALVIN KAMARA. IT'S BEEN GREAT TO SEE THEIR 738 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:42,519 SUPPORT. I TELL PEOPLE, IT'S NOT LIKE WE 739 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,321 NEED THE VALIDATION, BUT IT'S GREAT TO DIVERT AUDIENCES THAT 740 00:33:44,321 --> 00:33:47,057 pMIGHT LOOK PAST US, TO BRING THEM TO OUR CENTER COURT. 741 00:33:47,057 --> 00:33:49,560 SO YEAH, I MEAN, SUNDAY WE GOT A GAME, WANDA. 742 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,361 >> Wanda: I'LL BE THERE, MY WIFE AND I WILL BE THERE SUNDAY. 743 00:33:51,361 --> 00:33:54,998 [ APPLAUSE ] 744 00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:58,569 WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE. AND KOBE. 745 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:01,638 KOBE WAS A HUGE SUPPORTER OF THE WOMEN'S GAME TOO. 746 00:34:01,638 --> 00:34:02,272 >> YEAH. 747 00:34:02,272 --> 00:34:03,607 >> Wanda: DID YOU EVER MEET KOBE? 748 00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:06,210 >> I DID. I WAS ABLE TO MEET KOBE, MAY HE 749 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:06,944 REST IN PEACE. 750 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:07,978 >> Wanda: YES, ABSOLUTELY. 751 00:34:07,978 --> 00:34:11,281 >> ALSO GIGI, WHO EMBODIED THE FUTURE OF OUR GAME. 752 00:34:11,281 --> 00:34:13,717 THERE WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT THAT I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT ‐‐ YOU KNOW 753 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:17,821 AFTER YOU START LAYING IN BED AT NIGHT. WHEN I WAS AT STANFORD, A 754 00:34:17,821 --> 00:34:20,657 FRESHMAN AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY, YOU KNOW YOUR GIRL ‐‐ I'M A 755 00:34:20,657 --> 00:34:22,826 MIDDLE CHILD, I ALWAYS DO THE MOST. 756 00:34:22,826 --> 00:34:26,396 WE ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THE PAC‐10 TOURNAMENT AT STAPLES HERE IN 757 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:28,131 L.A. SO I WAS A FRESHMAN, ALL RIGHT, 758 00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:31,101 GUYS, I'M GOING TO BE THE CORNY ONE, IF WE WIN THE TOURNAMENT, 759 00:34:31,101 --> 00:34:35,105 I'M LEAVE AGLER FOR KOBE. THE TOP TEAM WAS ABLE TO HAVE 760 00:34:35,105 --> 00:34:40,077 THE HOME LOCKER ROOM. AFTER WE WON, WE'RE ABOUT TO 761 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:43,313 LEAVE, THEY'VE LIKE, YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR LETTER. 762 00:34:43,313 --> 00:34:47,184 THE GAME SCOUTING REPORT, WROTE A LITTLE NOTE, DEAR KOBE, THANKS 763 00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:51,488 FOR LENDING US YOUR LOCKER ROOM, WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU, SIGNED. 764 00:34:51,488 --> 00:34:53,624 SO I SLIP IT INTO THE ‐‐ ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 765 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:56,026 MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG, I'M A CENTER. 766 00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:56,359 [ LAUGHTER ] 767 00:34:56,359 --> 00:35:00,264 I GET OUR POINT GUARD TO SLIP IT INTO HIS LOCKER. 768 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:00,597 [ LAUGHTER ] 769 00:35:00,597 --> 00:35:05,102 YOU KNOW, IT'S A NASTY LETTER FROM A GAME SCOUTING REPORT. 770 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:08,238 ABOUT A WEEK LATER, WE'RE AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY. 771 00:35:08,238 --> 00:35:13,443 SHOUT‐OUT TO HALL OF FAMER TARA VANDERVEER, ALL‐TIME WINNINGEST 772 00:35:13,443 --> 00:35:16,613 COACH IN WOMEN'S BASKETBALL. SHE GOES AFTER PRACTICE, HEY, 773 00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:19,249 EVERYBODY! TODAY I GOT A CALL FROM THE 774 00:35:19,249 --> 00:35:22,653 LAKERS, KOBE SENT A MESSAGE SAYING HE GOT YOUR LETTER, HE 775 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,454 WISHES US GOOD LUCK FOR THE NCAA TOURNAMENT. 776 00:35:24,454 --> 00:35:27,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 777 00:35:27,124 --> 00:35:29,626 >> Wanda: OH, MAN. WOW. 778 00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:33,463 >> THAT TRULY WAS THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT KOBE BRYANT HAD. 779 00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:36,567 HE SAW US. HE SAW GREATNESS IN US BEFORE WE 780 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,635 EVEN KNEW IT IN OURSELVES. I WAS A FRESHMAN. 781 00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:40,904 YOUR GIRL WAS NOT A NUMBER ONE PICK OR ANYTHING. 782 00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:43,907 BUT THAT'S WHAT HE BROUGHT TO THE GAME THAT AUTHENTICITY. 783 00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:46,810 HE DID NOT JUST TALK THE TALK, HE SHOWED UP THROUGH HIS ACTIONS. 784 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:50,113 I REMEMBE THAT, AND IT HONESTLY GIVES ME THE ENERGY TO KEEP 785 00:35:50,113 --> 00:35:50,514 DRIVING FORWARD. 786 00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:50,847 >> Wanda: WOW. 787 00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:53,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 788 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,586 >> SO THANK YOU. 789 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,087 >> Wanda: CHINEY'S WEEKLY PODCAST IS CALLED "CHINEY," AND 790 00:35:57,087 --> 00:35:58,322 THE SPARKS PLAY THE MINNESOTA LYNX THIS SUNDAY AT THE L. A. 791 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:04,895 CONVENTION CENTER. I WILL BE THERE, YES, YOU WILL. 792 00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:07,097 >> Wanda: THANK YOU, CHINEY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 793 00:36:07,097 --> 00:36:09,967 FROM MACY GRAY AND THE CALIFORNIA JET CLUB. 794 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:10,734 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 795 00:36:16,918 --> 00:36:18,152 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 796 00:36:18,152 --> 00:36:23,758 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 797 00:36:26,627 --> 00:36:29,664 >> Wanda: IT'S TIME TO PUT ON SOME MUSIC AND CHILL. 798 00:36:29,664 --> 00:36:31,666 WITH THE SONG "THINKING OF YOU," MACY GRAY AND THE CALIFORNIA JET 799 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:33,134 CLUB! 800 00:36:33,134 --> 00:36:37,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 801 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:38,306 ♪ 802 00:36:38,306 --> 00:36:39,307 ♪ IT'S EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 803 00:36:39,307 --> 00:36:47,281 THAT I LIKE YOU GIVE ME MOTION YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES ♪ 804 00:36:47,281 --> 00:36:49,016 ♪ YOU OPEN DOORS FOR ME 805 00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:51,519 YOU TREAT ME RIGHT 806 00:36:51,519 --> 00:36:58,993 AND I DO 807 00:36:58,993 --> 00:37:01,295 OH OH SO MUCH TO KNOW ♪ 808 00:37:01,295 --> 00:37:06,400 ♪ SO MUCH TO CARE ABOUT 809 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,937 WE'LL LET THEM WORRY LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT ♪ 810 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:14,175 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 811 00:37:14,175 --> 00:37:16,677 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 812 00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:20,648 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 813 00:37:20,648 --> 00:37:23,651 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 814 00:37:23,651 --> 00:37:27,655 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 815 00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:31,125 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 816 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,627 ♪ YOU LOOK SO FINE 817 00:37:32,627 --> 00:37:37,932 THERE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR HEY BABY TAKE IT OFF 818 00:37:37,932 --> 00:37:43,437 LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ♪ 819 00:37:43,437 --> 00:37:44,405 ♪ LET'S PLAY THAT HOLD ME DOWN 820 00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:46,173 THAT PULL MY HAIR 821 00:37:46,173 --> 00:37:53,147 ‘CAUSE I DO ♪ 822 00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:58,886 ♪ I SEE THE WORLD HAS CHANGED 823 00:37:58,886 --> 00:38:00,888 I SEE IT STRANGE ALL THAT MATTERS IS 824 00:38:00,888 --> 00:38:04,392 THAT WE REMAIN ♪ 825 00:38:04,392 --> 00:38:07,662 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 826 00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:11,432 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 827 00:38:11,432 --> 00:38:15,436 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 828 00:38:15,436 --> 00:38:18,439 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 829 00:38:18,439 --> 00:38:22,944 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 830 00:38:22,944 --> 00:38:27,381 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 831 00:38:27,381 --> 00:38:27,715 ♪ HEY BABY 832 00:38:27,715 --> 00:38:31,652 TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE HEY BABY 833 00:38:31,652 --> 00:38:36,157 TAKE ME AWAY ♪ 834 00:38:36,157 --> 00:38:38,125 ♪ LET'S DRINK THAT WINE 835 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:48,269 LET'S TREAT EACH OTHER RIGHT 836 00:38:48,269 --> 00:38:53,174 CAUSE I, YEAH I, I ♪ 837 00:38:53,174 --> 00:38:53,674 ♪ 838 00:38:53,674 --> 00:39:08,155 ♪ 839 00:39:08,155 --> 00:39:08,889 ♪ 840 00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:20,668 ♪ 841 00:39:20,668 --> 00:39:22,169 ♪ SO MUCH TO DO 842 00:39:22,169 --> 00:39:27,842 SO MUCH TO CARE ABOUT WOAH LET THEM WORRY 843 00:39:27,842 --> 00:39:32,380 LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT ♪ 844 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,382 ♪ ‘CAUSE I AM DRINKING AND 845 00:39:34,382 --> 00:39:39,653 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 846 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:42,390 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 847 00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:44,625 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 848 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:49,663 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 849 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:53,434 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 850 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,170 ♪ I AM DRINKING AND 851 00:39:56,170 --> 00:40:00,441 I AM THINKING OF YOU I AM THINKING ABOUT YOU 852 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,391 THINKING ABOUT YOU TOO ♪ 853 00:40:03,391 --> 00:40:05,192 ♪ 854 00:40:05,192 --> 00:40:11,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 855 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:15,382 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 856 00:40:15,382 --> 00:40:16,981 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 857 00:40:19,211 --> 00:40:24,216 >> Wanda: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE'VE GOT TONIGHT. 858 00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:25,717 I'D LIKE TO THANK NICK KROLL, CHINEY OGWUMIKE, MACY GRAY AND 859 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:30,222 THE CALIFORNIA JET CLUB, AND OF COURSE, JIMMY KIMMEL FOR LETTING 860 00:40:30,222 --> 00:40:35,694 ME SIT IN YOUR CHEAP‐ASS OFFICE MAX CHAIR. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 861 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:39,194 THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.