>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT, QUENTIN TARANTINO, ILIZA SHLESINGER, AND MUSIC FROM
LUKAS NELSON & PROMISE OF THE REAL.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S VERY NICE, THANK YOU. LOOK AT THIS.
GREAT TO BE HERE TONIGHT.
I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. THANK YOU. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS OUR SECOND NIGHT WITH A
HALF‐FULL ‐‐ IS THIS AUDIENCE HALF‐FULL OR HALF‐EMPTY?
I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT LIFE. REALLY.
WE HAVE 89 VACCINATED PEOPLE IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S WEIRD HAVING HALF AN AUDIENCE.
IT'S LIKE THANOS SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND KILLED THE REST OF
YOU. SPEAKING OF THANOS, WE GOT AN
INTERESTING BIT OF TID. THIS MORNING, ABOUT THE FORMER
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THE ORANGE ONE. YOU REMEMBER HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE DAILY BEAST SAYS THAT, IN 2019, DONALD TRUMP WANTED THE
GOVERNMENT TO INVESTIGATE, GUESS WHO, GUILLERMO? ME.
>> WHY?
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS, "ACCORDING TO TWO PEOPLE
FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER, TRUMP ASKED ADVISERS AND LAWYERS IN
EARLY 2019 ABOUT WHAT THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS
COMMISSION, THE COURTS SYSTEMS, AND MOST CONFUSINGLY TO SOME
TRUMP LIEUTENANTS. THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE COULD
DO TO PROBE OR MITIGATE SNL, JIMMY KIMMEL, AND OTHER LATE
NIGHT COMEDY MISCHIEF MAKERS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I DON'T THEM PROBING ME. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE ASKED TO SEND THE AUTHORITIES IN TO STOP
US FROM MAKING FUN OF HIM. NOT ONLY THAT, HE WANTED TO MAKE
GUILLERMO PAY FOR THE WALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY. I NO PAYING FOR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THE REPORT GOES ON TO SAY "TO THOSE
WHO HEARD IT, TRUMP'S INQUIRIES INTO WHAT FEDERAL REGULATIONS
COULD BE USED TO BUST THE LIKES OF KIMMEL AND SNL WAS MORE OF A
NUISANCE THAN A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS."
TO ME IT FEELS MORE LIKE A CRISIS THAN A NUISANCE, I DON'T
KNOW. LITTLE DID I KNOW, I'M UP HERE
GOOFING ON HIM, HE'S ASKING THE FEDS TO DO WHO KNOWS WHAT?
AND WHEN HE WAS TOLD THERE WAS NO LEGAL CASE TO BE MADE, TRUMP
CAN'T STOP COMEDIANS FROM MAKING FUN OF YOU IF YOUR PRESIDENT
TRUMP ASKED, "CAN SOMETHING ELSE BE
DONE ABOUT IT?" BASICALLY, TRUMP WANTED TO TURN
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INTO ‐‐ REMEMBER ON THE OLD
"BATMAN" SHOW, WHEN THE PENGUIN HAD THOSE HENCHMEN IN THE BOWLER
HATS AND TIGHT BLACK SHITS? THIS IS WHAT TRUMP WANTED.
A GOON SQUAD. A BUNCH OF TOUGH GUYS TO GO
ROUGH PEOPLE UP. BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
HE CAN MAKE ONE. IN FACT, HE'S MADE SEVERAL,
ERIC, IVANKA, DON JR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT HE CAN'T TAKE ONE. AND BY THE WAY, THIS HAPPENED
NEAR THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR, RIGHT AROUND THE TIME HE HAD A
SUMMIT WITH KIM JONG‐UN. MAYBE HE GOT THE IDEA FROM HIM!
I COULD BE DOG FOOD RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'D BE LIKE, "ALEC BALDWIN IS THE ONE YOU WANT!"
ANYWAY, THANKS FOR WATCHING, JUST ABOUT TEN MINUTES
AGO BEFORE THE SHOW, THEY RELEASED THE STATEMENT, TRUMP
DID, THAT SAID THE STORY I ASKED THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE TO GO
AFTER RATINGS CHALLENGE WITH "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND OTHER
LATE‐NIGHT LOSERS IS TOTAL FAKE NEWS.
HE GOES ON TO INSULT ALEC BALDWIN WITH THAT SAID I DO
BELIEVE THE SHOWS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AN ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN
CONTRIBUTION FROM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, DO YOU THINK SAID IT
GUILLERMO?
>> I THINK HE DID.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE HE DID. ANYWAY, THANKS FOR WATCHING,
MR. FORMER PRESIDENT. MAYBE I'LL SEND YOU A HOODIE.
YOU STILL A TRIPLE XL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE RELEASED STATEMENTS ANY MORE BECAUSE HE'S
BANNED FROM TWITTER OR FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM
ANYMORE, THEY KICKED HIM OFF, BUT HE STILL HAS A PHONE AND A
BUNCH OF FOX NEWS WANNABES, THAT DON'T SCREEN HIS CALLS.
TRUMP DIALED INTO THE REAL AMERICA VOICE NEWS NETWORK,
NEVER HEARD OF IT EITHER,
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, TURNS OUT, HE'S STILL
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
>> HEADLINES WERE ABOUT YOU SAID WE DIDN'T WIN, IS THAT AN
ACCURATE HEADLINE, DID YOU ADMIT DEFEAT.
>> NO I NEVER ADMITTED DEFEAT. WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. I THINK THAT WAS AN ELECTION ‐‐
I DON'T THINK ‐‐ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS READ THE NEWSPAPERS AND
SEE WHAT'S COMING OUT NOW. NOW THE WORD IS CONCEDE, I HAVE
NOT CONCEDED.
>> I AM CONCEITED BUT I HAVE NOT
CONCEDED. HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T GIVE UP!
WE ALSO LEARNED TODAY, THAT BETWEEN MARCH OF LAST YEAR AND
MARCH OF THIS YEAR, 881 SECRET SERVICE EMPLOYEES TESTED
POSITIVE FOR COVID. GEE, I WONDER WHERE THEY GOT IT?
HERE IN THE U. S., MORE THAN 45% OF THE POPULATION IS FULLY
VACCINATED WHICH IS NOT ENOUGH, AND THAT'S
MOSTLY THANKS TO YOUNG PEOPLE. ACCORDING TO THE CDC, 18 TO
24‐YEAR‐OLDS ARE THE AGE GROUP LEAST LIKELY TO GET VACCINATED
AND MOST UNSURE ABOUT GETTING A SHOT.
BECAUSE THEY READ NOTHING BUT CRAP ON TIKTOK. I GUESS
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I GET THAT, 18‐24‐YEAR‐OLDS WHEN YOU'RE THAT AGE, YOU
THINK THEY'RE INVINCIBLE, BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME
GENERATION THAT CAN'T HAVE PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY IN THEIR
LUNCHBOX. OKAY. THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT
INVINCIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE BOTTOM LINE IS WE ARE A COUNTRY FULL OF DUMBS!
AT&T DOES THIS EVERY YEAR, THEY RELEASE A MAP
OF THE MOST COMMONLY MISSPELLED WORDS, BY STATE.
AND WE HAD A NEW TOP DOG THIS YEAR. "QUARANTINE."
WHICH IS OFTEN SPELLED AS "CORN TEEN."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
REMEMBER "THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN?" THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
THEY HIT PUBERTY. THERE ARE A LOT OF COMMON NUMBER
ONES. "CORONAVIRUS," "BELIEVE," "WHICH."
PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM SPELLING. AND THIS SHOULD COME AS NO
SURPRISE, FLORIDA'S IS, BY FAR, THE WEIRDEST.
IN FLORIDA, THEY MOST CONSISTENTLY MISSPELL THE WORD,
"PHARAOH."
WHO IS EVEN GOOGLING PHARAOH, THAT'S GOT TO BE TRUMP
GOOGLING," HOW DO I BECOME AN EGYPTIAN GOD?"
I ACTUALLY LOOKED IT UP. TURNS OUT FLORIDA IS INFESTED
WITH AN INSECT CALLED THE "PHARAOH ANT."
THESE ARE INVASIVE ANTS THAT, EVERY TIME YOU SPRAY THEM, THE
COLONY SPLITS, AND DOUBLES, ONE NEST BECOMES TWO NESTS.
TWO NESTS BECOME FOUR NESTS. IN OTHER WORDS, YET ANOTHER
CHARMING REASON TO GO TO FLORIDA. WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS, HOW
IS THE MOST MISSPELLED WORD IN EVERY STATE NOT "DIARRHEA?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
BETWEEN "DIARRHEA" AND "HANNUKAH," FORGET ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A FOLLOW‐UP SEGMENT FOR YOU
TONIGHT. I MENTIONED THIS ON THE SHOW A
FEW WEEKS AGO. THERE IS A MARIJUANA DELIVERY
COMPANY HERE IN L. A. THAT IS LOOKING FOR AN INTERN TO TEST
OUT THEIR PRODUCTS. THEY HAVE A LOT OF PRODUCTS AND
WANTED SOMEBODY TO TEST THEM AND WRITE A DESCRIPTION OF THEM.
THEY SAID THEY WERE LOOKING FOR INTERNS TO SMOKE OR EAT
EVERYTHING THEY HAVE, AND THEN COME UP WITH A LITTLE REVIEW OF
THEM. WHICH FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IS A
DREAM JOB, AND WHICH IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THINK OF A GUY WE
HAPPENED UPON AT THE OPENING OF
A CANNABIS DISPENSARY IN MICHIGAN IN JANUARIRY LAST YEAR
>> I'M FREDERICK MILLER.
F‐R‐E‐D‐E‐R‐I‐C‐K ‐‐ WE'RE JUST WAITING ON THE
DISPENSARY SEE WHAT THEY GOT. I WAS HOPING TO COME OUT HERE
AND DO SOME TRICKS BUT SO FAR IT'S JUST COLD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S GREAT. HE'S GOT WHAT THEY CALL "IT!"
I THOUGHT FREDDIE WOULD BE A VERY GOOD FIT FOR THIS
JOB SO I DECIDED TO PLAY MARIJUANA MATCHMAKER.
WE GOT IN TOUCH WITH THE CEO OF THE COMPANY, EMJAY, AND WE FLEW
FREDDIE TO L. A. FOR AN INTERVIEW. HERE YOU GO
>> HOW YOU DOING.
>> CHRIS.
>> GREAT TO MEET YOU.
>> GREAT TO MEET YOU TOO.
>> YOU REAL GOT OUR ATTENTION WITH THIS JOB POSTING.
THIS THREE PAID INTERNSHIP IS A DREAM COME TRUE WE'RE SEEKING A
PASSIONATE DETAIL‐ORIENTED CREATIVE WRITER TO WRITE ON
EVERY PRODUCT ON OUR WEED PLATFORM, PASSION FOR CANNABIS
IS A MUST. HOW MANY APPLICATIONS DID YOU
GET FOR THIS.
>> WE'RE AT 1100 SO FAR.
>> YOU WOULD HAVE TO HIRE SOMEBODY JUST TO GO THROUGH
THESE I'D THINK.
>> YOUR CORRECT, VIDEO SUBMISSIONS AND WRITE‐INS, IT'S
BEEN BIGGER THAN EXPECTED.
>> I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF CANDIDATES BUT I FEEL LIKE I GOT
A GUY FOR YOU. HE'S PASSIONATE AND CREATIVE.
HE'S BAKED OUT OF HIS MIND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET HIM?
>> WOULD LOVE TO MEET HIM.
>> FREDDIE.
>> HELLO.
>> HEY, BUDDY.
>> REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> HOW ARE YOU.
>> THIS IS CHRIS.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> THIS MIGHT BE YOUR NEW BOSS, HAVE A SEAT, GUYS.
IS RARE THAT YOU HAVE A INTERMEDIARY WHEN INTERVIEWING
AN EMPLOYEE.
>> YES.
>> OKAY. TELL HIM A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
YOURSELF, FREDDIE.
>> I CURRENTLY WORK AT A DISPENSARY NOW, FROM THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE IN INDIANA.
>> FIRST TIME ON A PLANE WHAT DID YOU THINK.
>> THEY'RE REALLY COOL. I LIKE THE TAKE OFF BECAUSE THEY
DO GO STRAIGHT UP.
>> SEE, CHRIS.
>> SO THIS IS BASICALLY A WRITING JOB, RIGHT, AND I
TESTING JOB.
>> IT IS.
>> SO WHAT COULD YOU ASK SOMEBODY FOR THIS SPOT.
>> PART OF THIS ROLE IS TRYING THE PRODUCTS AND ACCURATELY
WRITING DESCRIPTIONS ABOUT HOW IT MADE YOU FEEL, HOW IT WILL
MAKE OUR CUSTOMERS FEEL. THEY'LL READ THOSE DESCRIPTIONS
AND A LOT OF PURCHASES WOULD BE BASED ON YOUR WRITING.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY ONE OF THESE PRODUCTS AND GIVE IT A
MINI REVIEW TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF HIS WRITING AND CREATIVITY.
>> SURE.
>> LET'S SEE. WE CAN'T ACTUALLY SHOW YOU
SMOKING BECAUSE THIS IS TELEVISION SO WHY DON'T I I'LL
HOLD UP THE FUNNYUNS WHILE YOU SMOKE.
SO GIVE US A SUMMARY OF DESERT GOLD.
>> SUMMARY. OKAY. PICTURE YOURSELF ON AN AIRPLANE
RIDING TO CALIFORNIA, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE
YOU'RE FLYING OVER, THE LANDSCAPE CHANGED, MIDWEST
TOTALLY FLAT, BORING, LOTS OF FARMS, PRETTY UP CLOSE, BORING
FROM UP 50,000 FEET. NOW, OKAY, THEN SUDDENLY THE
DESERTS AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOON LANDING AND YOU'RE LIKE,
WOW, YOU'RE THINKING SOMETHING ELSE. WAS THE MOON LANDING FAKE.
OR KWASNIEWSKI IT SHOT IN CALIFORNIA?
>> VERY UPLIFTING BUDDY.
>> THAT'S THE TYPE OF DESCRIPTION WE GO FOR TO BE
HONEST.
>> HEY, THIS IS DELICIOUS, I SEE WHY YOU NAMED IT BERRIES.
>> IT'S GOOD.
>> WHEN DID YOU START UP IN CALIFORNIA?
>> WE STARTED UP IN MID‐2019, WE REALLY GOT GOING IN JANUARY
2020. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CLOUD BERRY.
>> FIRST OF ALL I LOVE MIXED BERRY.
I DEFINITELY NOTICE THE MIX WITH.
>> REALLY.
>> YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN.
>> I THINK IT'S THE CLOUD BERRY, MAN.
>> YOU DO.
>> WELL, HEY, I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION THOUGH, WHEN DID YOU
START BUSINESS HERE.
>> HE JUST TOLD YOU.
>> I FORGOT. I'M BEING SERIOUS NOW.
>> IT REALLY WORKS.
>> SERIOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AS FAR AS THE CLOUD BERRY GOES YOUR JOB WOULD BE TO WRITE
YOUR REVIEW OF IT HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT.
>> WELL, CLOUD BERRIES, MAN, YOU NAILED IT, IT FEELS LIKE I'M ON
A PLANE AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME ON NOT ON THE PLANE, I'M ON THE
CLOUD LOOKING AT THE PLANE GO BY. MAYBE I'M DRIFTING ALL THE WAY
OUT TO HOLLYWOOD.
>> PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT.
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S MY ELEVATOR PITCH.
>> I LOVE IT. ONE THE BIGGEST THING PEOPLE ASK
US FOR IS LEGITIMATE REVIEWS OF EFFECTS, WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE
WRITERS TO REALLY COMMUNICATE HOW IT EFFECTS THEM WE HEAR
THAT'S A MUCH MORE RELIABLE SOURCE.
>> NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING MORE CREATIVE THAN THAT, HAVE YOU.
DO YOU HAVE A RESUME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
>> I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
>> OH, LOOK AT THIS. IT'S A HANDWRITTEN RESUME.
>> GOOD, IT LOOKS LIKE A DRAWING OF A MONKEY AND A PIG.
>> HERE'S HIS RESUME.
>> I LOVE IT, FREDDIE. YOU KNOW, WE GOT WAY MORE
SUBMISSIONS THAN WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SO WE EXPANDED THE
INTERNSHIP FROM ONE SEAT TO THREE SEATS.
>> WOW. WAIT, THERE'S ONLY THREE PEOPLE
OUT OF 1100 OR SO THAT ARE GOING TO QUALIFY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHRIS, IS THIS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO
THINK ABOUT?
>> LIKE I SAID, I THINK THE BIGGEST THING WE'RE GOING FOR IS
CAN YOU COMMUNICATE EFFECTS IN A FUN AND CREATIVE WAY, I THINK
YOU CHECK BOTH THOSE BOXES VERY QUICKLY.
WE'D LOVE TO OFFER YOU ONE OF THE THREE SEATS.
>> THERE'S ONE THING YOU HAVE TO DO THOUGH FIRST, YOU HAVE TO
FAIL A DRUG TEST, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT. THIS IS GREAT.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SHAKE HANDS.
>> I'M ALL SWEATY.
>> SWEATY FREDDIE.
>> WOW, GUYS, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE PART OF THIS.
THANK YOU, CHRIS. THANK YOU, FREDDIE FOR BRINGING
SO MUCH JOY INTO OUR LIVES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
ILIZA SHLESINGER IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LUKAS NELSON
& PROMISE OF THE REAL. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
QUENTIN TARANTINO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW
MOVIE "GOOD ON PAPER" ON NETFLIX, ILIZA SHLESINGER IS
HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER, FROM RIGHT HERE IN LOS ANGELES, THEIR NEW ALBUM IS
CALLED "A FEW STARS APART," MUSIC FROM LUKAS NELSON
& PROMISE OF THE REAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT, BILLY CRYSTAL WILL BE WITH US
AND EMMA CORRIN WILL JOIN US, WITH MUSIC FROM SEVENTEEN.
AND THURSDAY, CHRIS PRATT AND MCHAEL COHEN, WITH THE
ISLEY BROTHERS & SNOOP DOGG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MANY GREAT
MOVIES, "PULP FICTION," "RESERVOIR DOGS,"
"INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" AND ONE THAT MADE THE RARE LEAP FROM
MOVIE TO BOOK, "ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD: A NOVEL" GOES ON
SALE TUESDAY. PLEASE WELCOME QUENTIN TARANTINO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE ZBRU GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE .
>> BY THE WAY. WHEN YOU WERE DOING THE THING
WITH THE AUDIENCE I NOTICED THE COOL GUY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WITH THAT SHIRT, THANKS A LOT, GUY.
>> Jimmy: I GOTTA TELL YOU, MORE SHOW YOUR FANS COME OUT. ON THE‐
THEY HAVE A BIG CONNECTION TO YOU.
>> THAT'S A REALLY NICE THING TO SAY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TRUE.
>> IT'S REALLY NEAT, SO EVERYBODY WHO CAME HERE TO SEE
ME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MUCH RESPECT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE NOT AROUND HERE MUCH BECAUSE YOU MOVED TO
ISRAEL, RIGHT?
>> YEAH I DID. I MOVED TO TEL AVIV.
THE IDEA WAS THAT WE'D SPEND THREE TO FOUR MONTHS IN TEL AVIV
AND THREE OR FOUR IN LOS ANGELES AND THEN COVID HIT SO THREE TO
FOUR MONTHS BECAME NINE, TWELVE MONTHS.
>> Jimmy: THEY FIGURED IT OUT PRETTY QUICKLY OVER THERE, RIGHT?
>> LOOK, I WOULD HAVE RATHER NOT HAVE BEEN OUT OF MY OWN COUNTRY
AGAINST MY WILL FOR A YEAR.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> HOWEVER, IF I'M GOING TO BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, THE COUNTRY
THAT HANDLED COVID THE BEST THAT'S PROBABLY THE BEST COUNTRY
THAT DID IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU HAVE A BABY NOW WHICH IS
EXCITING.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I TODDLER I GUESS PROBABLY.
>> YEAH HE'S 15 MONTHS OLD.
>> Jimmy: YOUR SON, LEO.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DOES EVERYONE THINK YOU NAMED HIM AFTER LEO DiCAPRIO.
>> WE ALMOST DIDN'T NAME HIM BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD ASSUME
THAT, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT I DIDN'T.
HE'S NAMED AFTER MY WIFE'S GRANDFATHER BUT ALSO BECAUSE
JUST IN OUR HEARTS HE WAS OUR LITTLE LION THAT'S HOW WE
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
>> HE'S WHAT 15 ‐‐
>> 15, 16 MONTHS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS HE TALKING.
>> HE'S TALKING BUT NOT NECESSARILY WORDS.
HE MAKES HIMSELF UNDERSTOOD. HE CAN ONLY SAY ONE WORD AND
THAT IS ABBA, WHICH IS THE HEBREW WORD FOR DADA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> AND A THIRD OF THE TIME HE MEANS MEAN.
>> Jimmy: HA HA HA, HOW SOON BEFORE THAT KID'S SAYING THE
F‐WORD, CAN'T BE LONG, RIGHT.
>> WELL, SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU LEARNING TO SPEAK REMEMBER RUE WHILE ‐‐
SPEAK HEBREW WHILE YOU'RE OVER THERE.
>> I LEARNED A LOT OF WORDS, BUT NOTHING TO STRING TOGETHER A
SENTENCE BUT I'M ACTUALLY LEARNING A LOT WITH LEO BECAUSE
HE WATCHES THESE BABY TV KIND OF THINGS THAT ARE ALL IN HEBREW SO
I AM LEARNING WITH HIM, COT IS CATUL.
HORSE IS, SOU. COW IS PALAR SO I'M LEARNING THE
HEBREW SESAME STREET VERSION OF HEBREW.
>> Jimmy: YOU COME UP WITH THE MOST CREATIVE STUFF.
BECAUSE I REMEMBER THESE KIND OF BOOKS SO WELL.
>> AT THE RIGHT AGE.
>> Jimmy: FROM 25 YEARS AGO. I REMEMBER THE SMELL OF THEM.
I REALLY DO.
>> THEY WERE IN THE 7‐11 NEXT TO THE COMIC BOOK SPIN A RACK THEY
WAS A PAPER BACK SPIN A RACK WITH CRIME NOVELS AND MOVIE
NOVELS.
>> SO THE MOVIE WOULD COME OUT AND BE POPULAR AND THEY'D WRITE
IT UP.
>> USUALLY ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MADE THEM INTERESTING IS
THEY COINCIDED WITH THE RELEASE OF THE MOVIE.
IT WAS MORE OF A PROMOTIONAL TIE IN BUT OFB WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IS
THEY WOULD HIRE A AUTHOR TO DO IT AND GIVE THEM THE SHOOTING
DRAFT OF THE SCRIPT, SO THEY TO WITH DO IT BUT THEN CRAP WOULD
HAPPEN AND THE SCRIPT WOULD CHANGE, THE ACTOR OR THIS OR
THAT WOULD CHANGE BUT THE NOVEL WAS STILL THE SHOOTING DRAFT OF
THE SCRIPT. SO ALL OF A SUDDEN WHOA WHAT'S
THIS, WHO'S THIS CHARACTE, WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> Jimmy: AND WOULD READ THESE.
>> THEY WERE MY FIRST ADULT NOVELS.
>> Jimmy: AND THEY HAD ADDS IN THE BACK FOR OTHER NOVELIZATIONS.
YOU USED TO SEE THAT ALL THE TIME. SOON‐TO‐BE A MAJOR MOTION
PICTURE.
>> THE BACK OF PAPER BACKS ALWAYS HAD FOUR PAGES THAT WERE
JUST ADS FOR OTHER NOVELS AND THE WHOLE IDEA, MY PRETEXT IS IS
A NOVELIZATION PRINTED IN 1978. SO WE WANTED TO HAVE IT LOOK AND
FEEL LIKE THAT. SO THOSE ARE ACTUALLY BOOKS THAT
ARE ON THE HARPER CATALOG THAT YOU COULD GET IN 1978.
>> Jimmy: WONDER IF YOU CAN GET THEM NOW.
>> YOU CAN DEFINITELY GET THEM NOW. THERE'S RIDE ALONG BRONC IS
PHONY BECAUSE THAT'S THE BOOK RICK READS IN THE MOVIE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. OKAY. WHICH ONES DO YOU REMEMBER
READING AS A YOUNG MAN.
>> I READ A LOT. I READ MOVIE NOVELIZATIONS FOR
MOVIES I NEVER SAW. FOR INSTANCE I DIDN'T SEE HELDON
MOD UNTIL SEVEN YEARS AGO BUT I READ THE NOVELIZATION IN THE
70s, IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE SCREENWRITER COLIN HIGGINS.
BUT YOU KNOW, THE ONLY ONE WAS THE BIGGEST HORROR NOVEL
BEST‐SELLERS OF ALL TIME.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> I MEAN, IT WAS A SMASH. IT WAS SUCH A BIG SELLER MOST
PEOPLE THOUGHT THE OMEN WAS BASED ON A BOOK BUT ACTUALLY IT
WAS A NOFVELIZANOVELIZATION.
>> Jimmy: I WAS ONE OF THEM.
>> YOU COULD TELL IF YOU READ IT HE IS KILLING HIMSELF TO WRITE A
GREAT NOVEL IN THE FIRST HALF AND CAN TELL HE RAN OUT OF TIME
SAND HE STARTS NOVELIZING HIS SCREEN PLAY IN THE SECOND HALF.
BUT ONE OF THE REALLY GOOD ONES IS THE NOVELIZATION FOR THE MOVIE
ORCA WHICH WAS A "JAWS" RIP OFF OF THE KILLER WHALE AND
NOVELIZATION WAS WRITTEN BY ADAM HOERCOG WHO WROTE A FANTASTIC
NOVELIZATION BECAUSE IT FOLLOWS THE STORY ALMOST EXACTLY BUT
COMPLETELY CHANGES THE CHARNGT CHARACTERS THEY ALL DO THE SAME
PLOT FUNCTIONS BUT IT'S DIFFERENT, THE LEAD CHARACTER IS
A COMPLETELY OTHER GUY BUT IT'S RICH AND TERRIFIC.
HERE A.I. THE THING ABOUT O HERE'S THE THING ABOUT ORCA I
THINK IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE. I THINK JAWS IS MAYBE POSSIBLY
THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT RIGHT.
>> BUT. ARTHUR HERZOG'S NOVEL OF ORCA IS
MUCH BETTER THAN PETER BENCHLY'S NOVEL FOR JAWS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
SO OBVIOUSLY I'M HOPING OUT HERE IN TV LAND THAT SALES WILL SPIKE
FOR ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD WHEN IT COMES OUT.
HOWEVER I'M ALSO HOPING BACK SALES FOR ORCA BECAUSE OF THIS
APPEARANCE WILL SPIKE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HAVEN'T HAD ANYONE FROM ORCA HERE BEFORE.
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH QUENTIN TARANTINO AFTER THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THERE WE GO, WE'VE GOT AN AUDIENCE WE'VE GOT QUENTIN
TARANTINO, HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK, NOVELIZATION OF ONCE UPON TIME
IN HOLLYWOOD. WITH YOUR SON IS THERE A MOVIE
IN MIND THAT WILL BE THE FIRST YOU SHOW HIM.
>> "TAXI DRIVER".
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL HE'S AT LEAST FOUR.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEO SHOW YOU WORKED AT IN MANHATTAN
BEACH.
>> VIDEO ARCHIVES.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOW A GAME STOP DID YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I DID KNOW, I'M NOT INTO VIDEO GAMES, I'M A GENERATION
REMOVED FROM THAT HOWEVER IT'S STILL IN THE SAME WHEELHOUSE
OPPOSED TO A POTTERY BARN. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU OBVIOUSLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH A LOT OF VHS
TAPES AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GIVE YOU A QUIZ AND I'D
LIKE TO READ THE DESCRIPTION ON THE BACK OF THE TAPE AND I
PROMISE YOU WE'VE NOT GIVEN YOU ANY INDICATION, AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU WOULD DO THIS. THIS WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ME.
IF YOU MIND PUTTING ON THAT BLIND FOLD.
I WILL READ THESE ALLOWED.
>> MESS ON MY HAIR. YOU KNOW I WORK ON MY HAIR ALL
WEEK LONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HIT IT. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT.
FIRST ONE. THREE MIDDLE‐AGE DADDIES VISIT
CALIFORNIA TO HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME AT AT BEACH WHEN THEY LEARN
A NICE APARTMENT AND EXPENSIVE WINE ISN'T ENOUGH TO SCORE THE
CHICKS, THEY EMPLOY ONE TO HELP THEM AT FIRST HE'S AS DISGUSTED
WITH THEM AS HE IS WITH THEIR GOIVE BUT SOON USE IT TO
EVERYONE'S BENEFIT.
>> THREE MIDDLE AGED DADDIES.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SAY DADDIES I THINK IT IS MEANT IN
THE HIP‐KIND OF WAY.
>> OKAY. I DON'T KNOW. I'M GONNA TAKE A GUESS "STUDENT
BODIES".
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE. THE ANSWER WAS, YOU WANT TO TAKE
A PEEK HARD BODIES.
>> OH, THAT COMPLETELY THROUGH ME OFF, DADDIES, THEY'RE NOT
DADDIES AT ALL. I'M THINKING TED DANSON OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THAT MOVIE STARS A GUY NAMED
GRANT KRAMER AND A GAL NAMED CRYSTAL NADINE SHAW WHO WAS IN
THE FIRST THING I EVER DID CALLED "MY BEST FRIEND'S
BIRTHDAY" IT WAS SUCH A BAD DESCRIPTION.
>> ALL RIGHT. NEXT ONE. HERE WE GO.
ROBBIE AND HIS FOUR COLLEGE CLASSMATES DECIDE TO MOVE A
BOARD GAME INTO LOCAL LEGENDARY CAV EARN AND ROBBIES STARTS TO
HAVE VISIONS AND THE LINE OF FANTASY AND REALITY FUSE INTO A
HARROWING ADVENTURE AND GROWING SUSPENSION.
IF YOU NEED A HINT.
>> GIVE MEJIA A ME A HINT.
>> THE STAR WENT ON TO WIN TWO ACADEMY AWARDS.
>> I GIVE UP.
>> TOM HANKS
>> IT WAS A TV MOVIE. AND NICK? IT AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT. HE SURE IS.
>> Jimmy: BOY, THIS IS I GOOD LOOKING COVER.
A FREAKISH ARMY EXPERIMENT OUT OF CONTROL, TERRORIZES A RESORT
TOWN AND IDYLLIC RESORT COMMUNITY RAVAGED BY AN
UNIMAGINABLE TERROR, HORRIBLE BODIES MANGLE THE COUNTRY SIDE
AND SHERIFF LEADS INTO A FANTASTIC SECRET
THE KILLERS IT SEEMS ARE RENEGADE ROTTWEILER S.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW IF BY THEN I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET
THIS ONE.
>> OKAY. THERE'S QUITE A FEW KILLER DOG
MOVIES, ALL RIGHT. BUT I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S THE
EARLY OZB FILM.
>> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK, IT'S DOGS OF HELL.
>> LET ME SEE THAT FOR A SECOND.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT.
>> I MIGHT OH, THE ORIGINAL TITLE ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S THE CHEEKY VIDEO TITLE. LOOK AT THAT.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY IN 3D.
>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE. YOU WANT TO DO ONE MORE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I HAVE BEEN DEFLATED BY THIS. THANK GOD I HAD A VICTORY.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, IT'S HALLOWEEN EVE AND FOUR COLLEGE
FRIENDS PLOT TO KIDNAP THE WIFE OF A WEALTHY FRIEND WITH
IDENTITIES MASKED BEHIND CLOWN COSTUMES AND THE FOUR SLIP INTO
DEADLY SERISERIOUSNESS BY NIGHT END WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE HAS
BECOME A TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE. ONE OF THE STARS IS ONE THE
GREAT COMEDY STARS FROM THE 80s.
>> OH, FROM THE 80s.
>> Jimmy: YES IN FACT WAS ON AS‐SEEN TV.
>> JOHN CANADYCANDY.
>> Jimmy: HIS NAME IS JOHN CANDY. AND HIS MOVIE.
>> WAS IT DURING THE TIME HE WAS FAMOUS OR WAS IT AN OLDER FILM.
>> Jimmy: IT LISTS FLASHnd SCTV AS HIS CREDIT.
LOOKS LIKE HE DID THIS BEFORE.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE, ACTUALLY. THE CLOWN MURDERS.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HA HA HA.
>> Jimmy: GIVE THAT ONE TO LEO. ALL RIGHT.
THERE IT IS, ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD A NOVELIZATION COMES
OUT ON TUESDAY, QUENTIN TARANTINO, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON WITH
PERSON WITH FOUR STAND‐UP SPECIALS, TWO MOVIES, AND ONE
SKETCH SHOW ON NETFLIX. IN MERE HOURS, SHE ADDS A THIRD
MOVIE TO HER NETFLIX QUEUE. THE MOSTLY TRUE STORY
"GOOD ON PAPER," PLEASE WELCOME ILIZA SHLESINGER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU MEET QUENTIN TARANTINO?
>> I DID NOT MEET HIM. I DID NOT.
>> Jimmy: I WISH YOU MET HIM.
>> HE ALMOST MET BEFORE.
>> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU ALMOST MEET.
>> I WAS A PA ON A LISA MARIE PRESLEY VIDEO CALLED DIRTY
LAUNDRY. I WAS 22. AND HE WAS IN THE MUSIC VIDEO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I WAS OPERATING A FAN TRYING TO AVOID DOING MY JOB BUT I SAW
HIM SO I'M BASICALLY ONE OF HIS MUSICIANS.
>> Jimmy: WAS IT ONE OF THOSE HAND FANS FOR LISA MARIE'S HAIR.
>> YEAH SO SHE WOULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: SO SHE CAME UP WITH THAT BEFORE BEYONCÉ.
>> SHE DID I KNOW IT'S A BIG POINT OF CONTENTION BETWEEN THE
TWO OF THEM.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR MOVIE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND I KNOW IT SAYS RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE
MOVIE, BASED ON A MOSTLY TRUE STORY AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY
TOO MUCH BUT THIS IS A CRAZY STORY.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND IT REALLY HAPPENED TO YOU AND FOR FEAR OF RUINING
ANYTHING I'M GOING TO LET YOU TELL THE STORY AS IT APPEARS, IN
LIFE OR ON FILM HOWEVER YOU WANT TO DESCRIBE IT.
>> OKAY. I WISH I HAD A FLASHLIGHT.
THIS IS A MOSTLY TRUE STORY BASED ON A LIE.
THIS IS THE TRUE STORY I WAS FLYING FROM THE EAST TO WEST
COAST ON A PLANE AND GUY SAT NEXT TO ME AND WE STARTED
TALKING, HE WAS AROUND MY AGE, HE WAS SMART AND FUNNY BUT NOT
HOT. AND SO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS LIKE, OKAY, WELL, THIS IS A NICE CONVERSATION AND WE
EXCHANGED TWITTER HANDLES, THIS WAS 2015, BECAME FRIENDS AND
OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR BECAME REALLY CLOSE FRIEND AND THEN
ABOUT A YEAR IN WE STARTED DATING, DATED ABOUT THREE MONTHS
AND I FOUND OUT EVERY SINGLE THING HE SAID TO ME WAS A LIE
FROM THE DAY I MET HIM ON THE PLANE.
SO IT'S A MOSTLY TRUE STORY, THE FIRST TWO‐THIRDS WERE TRUE AND
ALA ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD IF YOU'RE STILL IN THE
BUILDING WE HAVE A REVISION FANTASY HORRIFIC TWIST ENDING.
YEAH VMT.
>> Jimmy: SO I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS.
IN THE FILM MARPG RECEIPT
‐‐ MARGARET CHO WAS YOUR FRIEND WAS SHE INVESTIGATING THE LIES.
>> NO SHE WAS A COMBINATION OF THREE WOMEN.
ONE OF WHOM WAS MY BEST FRIEND WHO WAS QUEER THAT WAS GREAT FOR
ME, AND MY MOTHER WAS ACTUALLY LED THE CHARGE AND SHE'S LIKE
THIS NEW YORKER, SHE'S LIKE SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS WHO HE SAID HE WAS.
>> SHE DID NOT, SHE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT WHEN WE WERE JUST
FRIENDS BUT LITTLE THINGS SET OFF ALARMS IN HER EAR.
WE MET HE SAID HE WENT TO YALE. MY FRIENDS AND COUSINS WENT TO
YALE. SHE CALLED THE YALE'S REGISTER'S
OFFICE TO CONFIRM IF A DENNIS KELLY HAD GONE THERE WHEN THEY
SAID NO THAT'S WHAT LIT A FIRE ‐‐
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. MOM'S NOT MESSING AROUND.
>> THERE WERE COUPLE OTHER THINGS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THE WAY THE LIES WERE PRESENTED THOUGH I HAVE TO
IMAGINE WERE VERY ACCURATE. THIS GUY YOU HAVE TO SAY WAS A
REALLY GOOD LIAR. HE'D SAY, YES, MY MOM HAS
CANCER, MY MOM'S SICK, YOU WOULD SAY WE SHOULD GO VISIT HER AND
THEN HE'D MAKE IT LIKE ON IMPOSITION, THEN, LIKE, NO WE
CAN VISIT WHEN WE COME BACK. ALL OF THESE THINGS SEEM
BELIEVABLE BECAUSE WHO WOULD IMAGINE ANYONE WOULD LIE THAT
MUCH.
>> THAT'S THE WHOLE CRUX OF THIS SOCIOPATHIC BEHAVIOR, WHO WOULD
LIE ABOUT THAT. WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT COLLEAGUE ‐‐
THESE ARE BASIC 101, HERE'S WHERE I WENT TO SCHOOL, WHAT I
DO AND WHO I AM. MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THE
WHEREWITHAL TO LIE RIGHT AFTER THE TOP.
>> OR THEY WOULD LIE IF THEY KNOW IT'S A SHORT‐TERM SITUATION
NOT LIKE WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND MADE UP EVERYTHING.
>> I THINK HE WASN'T COUNTING ON ME BEING COOL ON THE PLANE, HE'S
LIKE SHE'S SMART AND FUNNY, I'M LIKE, HA, THAT'S HOW I CATCH ALL
OF THEM.
>> Jimmy: HA HA.
>> START LOW, YOU GO HIGH. BUT WE WERE FRIENDS FOR THAT
YEAR AND THEN I WAS ALWAYS VERY HONEST, I WOULD GO OUT WITH
OTHER GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE FRIENDS IF THAT MAKES YOU N
COMFORTABLE. HE WAS LIKE, NO I'M DOWN.
I WAS ACTUALLY ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE, TYLER CAMERON FROM THE
BOTCH BACHELOR AND I GOT A CALL FROM HIM CRYING LIKE MY MOM'S
BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, I THINK HE SAW I WAS ON A DATE
WITH SOMEONE HE COULDN'T COMPETE WITH AND YOUR HEARTBREAKS, IT'S
ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: EITHER THAT OR THAT POSTING GAVE HIS MOTHER CANCER.
>> IF I HAD THAT KIND OF POWER I WOULD WIELD IT VERY GENTLY.
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS ONLY IN SOCIETY AS A WOMAN DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE'S AN ABSOLUTE WART HOG BUT HE'S SO SWEET AND KIND I'LL
BE SEXUAL WITH HIM. YOU NEVER SAY TO A GUY, LIKE,
LOOK I KNOW SHE'S AN ARMADILLO BUT IF YOU CAN JUST PUT YOUR
MOUTH ON HERS BECAUSE SHE'S VERY FUNNY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU ‐‐ YOU'RE ON A TOUR RIGHT NOW?
>> I'M ON TOUR AS WE'RE SPEAKING.
>> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU GOING NEXT I'M GOING TO ALABAMA, OH,
YOU HEARD OF IT. GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WELL, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ON THE PLANE. HA HA.
>> NEVER AGAIN. I WEAR MY PPE WELDING GEAR AND I
JUST FACE THE WINDOW.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY PLEASE THANK YOUR HUSBAND HE SENT
BURRITOS FROM THE RESTAURANT KOUFAX THEY HAVE THE WHOLE THING.
>> WE KNOW YOU'RE FANS AND HE CAME UP WITH THAT BURRITO AND I
WOULD LIKE TO THINK IT COULD BE A TRADITION WHICH MEANS I HAVE
TO KEEP COMING BACK.
>> Jimmy: IT IS A TRADITION. YOU AND BURRITOS.
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. THE MOVIE, IT'S CALLED "GOOD ON
PAPER" IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
LUKAS NELSON & PROMISE OF THE REAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>>> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTEDBY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THINK YOU WILL LIKE THIS.
WITH THE SONG "PERENNIAL BLOOM," FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "A FEW
STARS APART," LUKAS NELSON & PROMISE OF THE REAL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ SOME OF THE STILLNESS
I HAVE FOUND IS BOUND TO LAST SOME OF THE RESTLESSNESS WILL
LIVE ON ♪
♪ SOME OF THE PAIN I'VE
ALWAYS KNOWN IS HARD TO PASS BUT A MUTUAL BLESSING TAKES
THE GAME ON ♪
♪ SUMMER SEED BECOME MY
PERENNIAL BLOOM
SUMMER'S HEALING COMING SOON AND THE LOVE BETWEEN US AS ♪
♪ I LAY WITH YOU SENDS ME
FLOATING TO THE MOON
BUT NOW YOU SOUND THE BELL
THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO YOU ♪
♪ SOMEONE BESIDE ME
ACTUALLY SMILED WITHOUT A MASK
I GUESS THERE'S NO USE ♪
♪ PRETENDING LIKE WE'RE
HIGH‐BORN SOMEONE INSIDE THE ACTION
PULLED ME AWAY FROM THE ♪
♪ BLAST ASSURING ME MY
HEART WOULD NOT BE TORN
SUMMER SEED BECOME MY
PERENNIAL BLOOM ♪
♪ SUMMER'S HEALING COMING
SOON AND THE LOVE BETWEEN US
AS I LAY WITH YOU SENDS ME
FLOATING TO THE MOON ♪
♪ BUT NOW YOU SOUND THE
BELL THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO YOU SUMMER SEED BECOME MY ♪
♪ PERENNIAL BLOOM
SUMMER'S HEALING COMING SOON
AND THE LOVE BETWEEN US AS I
LAY WITH YOU ♪
♪ SENDS ME FLOATING TO
THE MOON BUT NOW YOU SOUND THE BELL
THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO YOU ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK QUENTIN TARANTINO,
ILIZA SHLESINGER, AND LUKAS NELSON
& PROMISE OF THE REAL. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. TOMORROW NIGHT, BILLY CRYSTAL
AND EMMA CORRIN, WITH MUSIC FROM SEVENTEEN.
AND PRESIDENT TRUMP, I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. YOU BIG FAT BABY.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]