1 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:04,153 >> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:07,039 TONIGHT -- DAX SHEPARD, "ARMCHAIR EXPERT" 3 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:10,743 CO-HOST MONICA PADMAN, TONY HALE, AND MUSIC FROM 4 00:00:10,795 --> 00:00:16,198 SAWEETIE. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,134 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,137 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,892 WE ARE COMING TO YOU FROM OUR STUDIO HERE IN LOS ANGELES, HOME 8 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:29,612 OF THE 2021 JIMMY KIMMEL L.A. BOWL. 9 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH I ANNOUNCED ON OUR PROGRAM 10 00:00:31,983 --> 00:00:35,684 LAST NIGHT, AND NEWS OF WHICH HAS TAKEN THE WORLD OF SPORTS BY 11 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:41,807 STORM. >> HE'S HOSTED THE OSCARS, HAD A 12 00:00:41,859 --> 00:00:45,978 LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS BUT NOW JIMMY KIMMEL 13 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,364 HAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME NAMED AFTER HIM. 14 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:51,801 >> JIMMY KIMMEL HAS HIS OWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL GAME, KID 15 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:54,003 YOU NOT. >> GET READY FOR THE KIMMEL 16 00:00:54,005 --> 00:00:56,122 BOWL. >> IT'S A REAL FOOTBALL BOWL 17 00:00:56,173 --> 00:00:59,624 GAME WITH HIS NAME ON IT. >> JIMMY KIMMEL'S SPONSORING, 18 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:01,143 WHOSE THAT? >> PRETTY GOOD. 19 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,546 >> COUSIN SAL SPONSORING THE TAILGATE. 20 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:09,685 >> I MEAN, IS THIS GOING TO BE THE MOST FUN BOWL GAME IN 21 00:01:09,687 --> 00:01:12,138 EXICHTENCE, IT MIGHT. >> CONGRATS TO HIM. 22 00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:17,459 >> JIMMY KIMMEL, ALL THOSE NAMED BOWLS ARE SILLY NAMES ANYWAY. 23 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,778 >> Jimmy: NOT GOING TO RUIN MY MOOD. 24 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:23,149 THINGS ARE REALLY TURNING AROUND IN 2021. 25 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,400 ANYWAY, THESE ARE THE KINDS OF GOOD TIMES WE HAVE HERE IN 26 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,001 CALIFORNIA, WHICH IS WHY WE WERE JUST NAMED THE MOST FUN STATE IN 27 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,872 THE COUNTRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 28 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:36,728 . OF COURSE WE'RE THE MOST FUN! 29 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:39,148 WE HAVE, BY FAR, THE MOST DAVE AND BUSTERS OF ANYONE! 30 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,617 OUR DAVE AND BUSTER INDEX IS OFF THE CHARTS! 31 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:43,201 THEY RANKED THE STATES BASED ON ENTERTAINMENT, RECREATION, AND 32 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:44,503 NIGHTLIFE. CALIFORNIA FINISHED NUMBER ONE. 33 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:50,509 FLORIDA IS NUMBER TWO. UNTIL FINKEL GETS THERE AND IT'S 34 00:01:50,561 --> 00:01:53,495 GOING WAY OUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 35 00:01:53,547 --> 00:02:00,136 ONE OF OUR DEPARTING PRODUCERS, CRAIG, HE'S HEARD SUCH GREAT 36 00:02:00,138 --> 00:02:01,503 THINGS ABOUT FLORIDA HE'S MOVING THERE. 37 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:02,788 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEVADA, NUMBER THREE. 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:08,177 HAWAII SOMEHOW FINISHED 20TH. AND THE LEAST FUN STATE 39 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,046 ACCORDING TO THIS MEANINGLESS LIST IS WEST VIRGINIA. 40 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:14,232 WHICH CLEARLY THE FOLKS WHO PUT THIS TOGETHER HAVE NEVER BEEN TO 41 00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:16,902 THE STIRRUP GALLERY MUSEUM IN ELKINS, HOME OF "ONE OF THE TOP 42 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:19,254 FIVE COLLECTIONS OF POWDER HORNS IN THE UNITED STATES!" 43 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:24,427 TOP FIVE! [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:02:24,429 --> 00:02:28,564 TEXAS IS IN THE FUN TOP TEN IN AT NUMBER EIGHT BUT THAT RANKING 45 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:32,267 IS IN JEOPARDY, THANKING TO THEIR GOVERNOR 46 00:02:32,269 --> 00:02:33,936 GREG ABBOTT, WHO FOUND A BRAND NEW WAY TO KISS TRUMP'S ORANGE 47 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,956 BOTTOM. >> THE LETTER WE'RE ABOUT TO 48 00:02:37,007 --> 00:02:42,628 SIGN PROVIDES $250 MILLION TO BE 49 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,698 ALLOCATED AS A DOWN PAYMENT TO BEGIN THE BORDER WALL. 50 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:50,453 THAT'S A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS, AND IT'S MORE THAN 51 00:02:50,455 --> 00:02:53,422 ENOUGH TO HIRE THE PROJECT MANAGER AND CONTRACTORS AND TO 52 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:57,559 BEGIN BUILDING THE WALL. AND WE ARE COMMITTED. 53 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:06,485 [ APPLAUSE ] >> OH, HOW ABOUT THAT. 54 00:03:06,537 --> 00:03:08,988 AT LEAST HE'S HONEST. THAT'S RIGHT. 55 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:13,542 TEXAS IS BUILDING A WALL AND NEW MEXICO IS GONNA PAY FOR IT. 56 00:03:13,544 --> 00:03:15,360 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE THE WALL IS TO KEEP TED 57 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:19,865 CRUZ FROM FLEEING TO MEXICO THE NEXT TIME THERE'S AN 58 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,200 EMERGENCY. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:03:21,252 --> 00:03:21,850 THIS IS INTERESTING. FACEBOOK APPARENTLY DOESN'T WANT 60 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,269 US TO FIGHT ANYMORE. THEY ARE TESTING OUT WHAT THEY 61 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,789 CALL "CONFLICT ALERTS." THEY USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE 62 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,760 TO DETECT DISCORD IN A GROUP, AND THEN SEND A NOTIFICATION TO 63 00:03:31,762 --> 00:03:33,546 THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THAT GROUP TO TRY TO CALM EVERYONE DOWN. 64 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:36,298 THIS IS THE EXAMPLE THEY GAVE. SOMEONE WRITES, "ANYONE WHO 65 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,284 THINKS THAT RANCH DRESSING BELONGS ON A PIZZA IS SERIOUSLY 66 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:41,770 DISTURBED." TRUE, BY THE WAY. 67 00:03:41,772 --> 00:03:43,105 THEN THE COMMENTS, "RANCH DRESSING MAKES EVERYTHING 68 00:03:43,107 --> 00:03:44,707 BETTER! ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS 69 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:48,577 MESSED UP. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL." 70 00:03:48,579 --> 00:03:51,714 "IT'S MAYONNAISE THAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY." 71 00:03:51,716 --> 00:03:54,132 "NEWS FLASH, MAYO AND AIOLI ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING!" 72 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:56,134 I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PEOPLE THAT WORK AT FACEBOOK HAVE NEVER 73 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:59,905 BEEN ON FACEBOOK. BECAUSE 74 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:02,874 A.I. IS NO MATCH FOR N.I., NATURAL IGNORANCE. 75 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:07,896 MAYBE THE A.I. WILL GET INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO REALIZE 76 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,881 THAT FACEBOOK ITSELF IS THE PROBLEM, AND DESTROY IT ONCE AND 77 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:12,051 FOR ALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 78 00:04:12,102 --> 00:04:15,938 DONALD TRUMP IS NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON FACEBOOK, WHICH IS STILL 79 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:18,023 FUNNY TO ME. IT'S LIKE BEING BANNED FROM 80 00:04:18,075 --> 00:04:21,660 RIDING THE BUS. BUT HE WAS BACK WITH HIS PAL 81 00:04:21,712 --> 00:04:25,380 HANNITY LAST NIGHT, AND OF ALL THE THINGS TO BE CONCERNED 82 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,916 ABOUT, OF ALL OF THE MANY ISSUES THAT PLAGUE OUR WORLD, 83 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,634 WHAT DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP IS THINKING ABOUT? 84 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:32,120 IS IT A, HIS RIGGED ELECTION? B, THE GRAND JURY IN NEW YORK? 85 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:37,659 OR C, WINDMILLS? LET'S FIND OUT. 86 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:42,097 >> THEY GET WIND MILLS ALL OVER THE PLACE TO RUIN OUR LAND AND 87 00:04:42,099 --> 00:04:45,400 KILL OUR BIRDS, TO KILL EVERYTHING, IT'S NOT GOOD. 88 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,318 >> Jimmy: DONALD QUIJOTE STRIKES AGAIN! 89 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,336 WHY DO YOU THINK HE HATES WINDMILLS SO MUCH? 90 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,222 MAYBE THEY'RE MESSING UP HIS HAIR? 91 00:04:50,274 --> 00:04:52,708 I DON'T KNOW BUT THE TAN OF LA MANCHA ALSO LASHED 92 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,276 OUT AT ONE OF OUR MOST BITTER RIVALS. 93 00:04:54,328 --> 00:05:03,752 A COUNTRY THAT MAKES RUSSIA LOOK LIKE DISNEYLAND BY COMPARISON 94 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,971 AND JOE BIDEN, LETS THEM JUST SIT THERE ON OUR HEADS, AND DOES 95 00:05:06,023 --> 00:05:09,407 NOTHING ABOUT IT. >> CANADA IS VERY, VERY TOUGH, 96 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:13,962 AS TOUGH AS ANYBODY. IT'S VERY UNFAIR THE WAY CANADA 97 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,130 TREATS US >> Jimmy: WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD 98 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:16,131 BUILD A WALL UP NORTH IN MONTANA TOO! 99 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,766 WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM WITH CANADA? I BET CELINE DION REFUSED TO 100 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,187 SING AT HIS BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING. 101 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,373 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE NEVER FORGOT IT. 102 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,508 THE CDC HAS LABELED THE DELTA VARIANT- OF THE CORONAVIRUS- A 103 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,745 “VARIANT OF CONCERN” IT IS BELIEVED TO BE MORE 104 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:34,200 TRANSMISSIBLE AND THE SYMPTOMS ARE MORE SEVERE. 105 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,402 THAN PREVIOUS VARIANTS OF THE CORONAVIRUS. 106 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:38,087 THIS IS LIKE THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE EVERYONE IS 107 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,688 CELEBRATING VICTORY WHILE THE KID NOBODY LISTENS TO IS TRYING 108 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,623 TO WARN THEM THE MONSTER HAS GOTTEN STRONGER. 109 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,841 BUT THERE IS A SIMPLE WAY- TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND THOSE 110 00:05:42,893 --> 00:05:45,861 AROUND YOU. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET THE 111 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:49,148 VACCINE. A LITTLE SHOT- AND YOU'RE 112 00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:52,183 PROTECTED. IT'S FREE. 113 00:05:52,236 --> 00:05:54,185 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD GOT IT- AND THERE ARE 114 00:05:54,238 --> 00:05:55,821 VIRTUALLY ZERO SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS. 115 00:05:55,873 --> 00:06:02,628 BUT SOMEHOW PEOPLE ARE STILL LIKE“I'M NOT LETTING 116 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:07,666 ANYONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE DECIDING 117 00:06:07,718 --> 00:06:08,550 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP AT RED LIGHTS. 118 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,200 WHY SHOULD I? THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T TELL ME HOW 119 00:06:09,253 --> 00:06:10,552 TO DRIVE MY OWN CAR! A YEAR AGO, WE WERE PUMPING GAS 120 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,455 IN A HAZMAT SUIT. IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT. 121 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,990 MUCH OF HISTORY- HAS BEEN CONVENIENTLY REVISED- AND WITH 122 00:06:14,992 --> 00:06:21,981 THAT SAID- IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF“THIS WEEK IN COVID 123 00:06:22,032 --> 00:06:26,201 HISTORY” >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, 124 00:06:26,203 --> 00:06:31,623 IT'S JUNE 2020 AMERICANS ARE MASKED UP AND FED UP. 125 00:06:31,676 --> 00:06:35,911 >> I PROTEST FACE KOFRGS. >> I'M NOT A TERRORIST. 126 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:39,097 >> OF COURSE NOT. >> I'M NOT A SEX SLAVE THAT 127 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:43,051 WEARS MASKS. >> MEANWHILE COVID-19 IS DOING 128 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,053 23 SKADOO. >> IT'S FADING AWAY. 129 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,573 IT'S GOING TO FADE AWAY. >> THE NUMBERS ARE VERY 130 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:50,943 MINISCULE TO WHAT IT WAS. >> IT IS DIEING OUT. 131 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,711 THE NUMBERS ARE STARTING TO GET VERY GOOD. 132 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:55,864 >> THEY ARE? NOT ACCORDING TO GOVERNOR 133 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,367 GORGEOUS >> SOUR NUMBERS ARE GOING UP NOT 134 00:06:58,369 --> 00:07:00,736 GOING DOWN AND I'M VERY CONCERNED. 135 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,472 >> AND EVEN DR. FAUCI IS CONFUSED. 136 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:07,826 >> HE TOLD A BRITISH NEWSPAPER, I WOULD HOPE WE COULD GET BACK 137 00:07:07,878 --> 00:07:11,480 TO SOME DEGREE OF NORMALITY WITHIN A YEAR OR SO. 138 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:16,985 >> HA, A YEAR, NO WAY, FAUCI. THE HEAD OF THE COVID TASK FORCE 139 00:07:16,987 --> 00:07:20,689 HAS SOME GOOD NEWS. >> AMERICANS ARE BUYING RV'S AT 140 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,891 A PRETTY RAPID PACE. >> TERRIFIC. 141 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:26,378 AND THE CORONAVIRUS? >> AMERICA IS HITTING THE ROAD 142 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:30,516 IN AMERICAN-MADE RV'S. >> HITTING THE ROAD AND HEADED 143 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:35,054 TO TULSA TOWN. RIGHTY OH. 144 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:37,990 >> COME ON EVERYBODY, YEAH YEAH ♪ 145 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,925 ♪ >> THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT 146 00:07:39,977 --> 00:07:43,512 WEARING MASKS OUTSIDE AND INSIDE TWO ARENAS IN TULSA FOR THE 147 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,030 PRESIDENT'S FIRST POST-LOCKDOWN RALLY. 148 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,334 >> THESE HOMIES ARE CATCHING RALLY VIBE. 149 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,869 >> AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING SICK. 150 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:54,122 >> NO WE'RE NOT CONCERNED. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE SAFE. 151 00:07:54,174 --> 00:08:00,729 >> EVERYONE, LIKE KIMBERLY -- >> FOUR MORE YEARS! 152 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:06,468 >> AND THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN STAFF. 153 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:13,141 AND LIVING COUSIN HERMAN CAIN. NOW BACK TO THE NEWS. 154 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:18,847 >> IT'S A DISEASE, HAS MORE NAMES THAN ANY DISEASE IN 155 00:08:18,849 --> 00:08:21,149 HISTORY. KUNG F LU. 156 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:26,238 >> NICE XENOPHOBIC ZINGER DONNIE DANGERFIELD. 157 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:32,644 WE'RE UNDER ATTACK. >> PAW PATROL. 158 00:08:32,696 --> 00:08:40,218 >> THE CANCEL CULTURE MOVE MT MAY NOW BE COMING FOR PAW P 159 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,603 PATROL. >> AND I SAID NOTHING. 160 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,290 THAT'S BEEN THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY. 161 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:50,245 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER PAW PATROL, I GUESS IT WENT AWAY. 162 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,880 SUNDAY- IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW- IS THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER. 163 00:08:51,882 --> 00:08:55,050 AND IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FATHERS DAY. 164 00:08:55,101 --> 00:09:00,638 YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR FATHER'S DAY, GUILLERMO. 165 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:03,609 >> I DON'T KNOW I JUST HOPE TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO MY WIFE. 166 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:09,348 >> AND I WANT A FULL REPORT. I WANT TO KNOW EVERY MOMENT. 167 00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:12,301 >> PROMISE I WILL. >> Jimmy: FROM BEGINNING TO END. 168 00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:14,185 >> I PROMISE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A 169 00:09:14,238 --> 00:09:20,692 NICE GIFT IDEA FOR DAD THIS WEEKEND, DON'T TOUCH THE 170 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:21,793 THERMOSTAT. JUST LEAVE IT WHERE IT WAS. 171 00:09:21,846 --> 00:09:22,494 THIS MIGHT BE THE- WORST- OF MANY- UNREMARKABLE FATHERS DAYS 172 00:09:22,546 --> 00:09:23,779 EVER- BECAUSE- I FEEL LIKE WE HAD ALL OUR BIG, EMOTIONAL 173 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:26,965 FAMILY REUNIONS ON MOTHERS DAY, AND NOW THAT FATHERS DAY IS 174 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:30,436 HERE, WE'RE BACK TO,“HERE'S SOME SOCKS DAD- TALK TO YOU NEXT 175 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:34,022 YEAR” THERE'S A STEREOTYPE- SOME 176 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,190 MIGHT SAY AN UNFAIR ONE- THAT DADS DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO 177 00:09:35,192 --> 00:09:37,259 THEIR KIDS. SO IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE- WE 178 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:39,344 DECIDED TO PUT THAT TO THE TEST. WE WENT TO THE FARMER'S MARKET 179 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:45,067 HERE IN L.A.- TO PUT DADS ON THE SPOT- IN A NEW EDITION OF“POP 180 00:09:45,069 --> 00:09:51,590 QUIZ” >> WE'RE ASKING DADS HOW MUCH 181 00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:54,860 THEY KNOW ABOUT THEIR KID. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU VERY BASIC 182 00:09:54,912 --> 00:09:58,614 INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR SON AND TELL US IF YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT OR 183 00:09:58,616 --> 00:10:02,067 WRONG, FIRST QUESTION WHEN IS YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY? 184 00:10:02,119 --> 00:10:06,771 >> OH, NO. ALL RIGHT. 185 00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:11,210 I'M GUESSING HERE, I'M SAYING MARCH THE SOMETHING. 186 00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:16,014 >> SO YOU SAID MARCH SOMETHING. >> YEAH, MARCH THE 13th. 187 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:20,352 >> SEPTEMBER 1st. >> CLOSE. 188 00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:22,421 >> FEW DAYS OFF. YEAH. 189 00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:27,325 >> HE LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN FARTHER OFF, HE WAS SIX 190 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:30,795 MONTHS ALMOST TO THE DAY. WHO IS NEXT? 191 00:10:30,848 --> 00:10:32,948 >> WHO IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S BEST FRIEND. 192 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,300 >> YOU MET HER TODAY. >> VERONICA. 193 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:39,003 >> NO. STELLA. 194 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:41,957 >> STELLA. >> WHAT IS YOUR DAUGHTERS MIDDLE 195 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,125 NAME. >> CELINE. 196 00:10:43,127 --> 00:10:46,761 >> NO. MY NAME IS NOT -- 197 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:52,684 IT'S JULIA. >> THAT'S GONNA COST HIM AT 198 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:57,021 LEAST A PAIR OF EAR PODS. LET'S IF THIS THIS PERSON IS 199 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,690 BETTER. >> HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER? 200 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:06,781 >> SEVEN. >> WELL, I'M SIX. 201 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,784 >> WHAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S BLOOD TYPE. 202 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:14,222 >> WE DON'T KNOW. >> SIR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 203 00:11:14,224 --> 00:11:17,209 FORFEIT THE SHIRT. HAS YOUR DAUGHTER EVER PLAYED A 204 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,076 INSTRUMENT. >> THAT'S WRONG. 205 00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:20,412 I PLAYED THE PIANO. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 206 00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:22,981 >> HOW LONG DID YOU PLAY THE PIANO FOR? 207 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:27,286 >> OH, LIKE, FIVE YEARS. >> DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR NOW. 208 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:31,606 >> YEAH IT SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR. >> HOW DO YOU FORGET THERE'S A 209 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,925 PIANO IN YOUR HOUSE. THEY'RE LARGE, RIGHT. 210 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:37,145 I GUESS SHE WASN'T THAT GOOD. LET'S TRY ANOTHER DAD. 211 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,264 >> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR SON'S SCHOOL? 212 00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:42,200 >> TAYLOR RUN. >> NO. 213 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:47,189 >> WHAT IS? >> LIBERTY HIGH SCHOOL. 214 00:11:47,191 --> 00:11:49,174 >> IS YOUR SON ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? 215 00:11:49,226 --> 00:11:56,448 >> I THINK TO NO STRAWBERRY -- BLUE -- EH -- SOMETHING BERRY. 216 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,283 >> ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING BERRIES. 217 00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,669 >> NO. >> YEAH. 218 00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:05,023 >> NO. >> ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? 219 00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:09,027 >> PENICILLIN. >> BERRIES, PENICILLIN, WHAT'S 220 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:12,664 THE DIFFERENCE, HEY, KID, IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY CALL 911. 221 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:16,335 >> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR DOUBT ER'S BABY SITTER. 222 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:19,704 >> WE DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE. >> IT'S MALLORY. 223 00:12:19,757 --> 00:12:21,006 >> MALLORY. OKAY. 224 00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:24,509 >> MY FINAL QUESTION, TWO MINUTES AGO I ASKED WHAT IS YOUR 225 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:27,929 SON'S BIRTHDAY WHAT IS YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY. 226 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:32,917 >> IF I DIDN'T ANSWER IT RIGHT IT WOULD FEEL STUPID ANT 227 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:36,604 WOULDN'T SAY AN ANSWER -- IN SEPTEMBER -- THE -- 228 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,757 >> 1st. >> 1st. 229 00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:49,835 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU WANT TO WISH YOUR DAD 230 00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:53,071 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ALTHOUGH 231 00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:57,025 YOU DON'T KNOW MY BIRTHDAY. >> THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK 232 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,361 STUPID. >> YOU DID THAT ALL ON YOUR OWN 233 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,229 BIG FELLA, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR 234 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,014 YOU TONIGHT- TONY HALE IS HERE- WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE- AND 235 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,349 WE'LL BE BACK WITH DAX SHEPARD. SO STICK AROUND. 236 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:07,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 237 00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:25,137 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SERIES "THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT 238 00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:25,770 SOCIETY" ON DISNEY PLUS, TONY HALE IS HERE. 239 00:13:25,823 --> 00:13:32,176 THEN LATER, HER ALBUM IS CALLED "PRETTY BITCH MUSIC." 240 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:37,482 IT COMES OUT NEXT FRIDAY, MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE. 241 00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:38,649 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE NEW SHOWS 242 00:13:38,702 --> 00:13:40,085 WITH BILLY CRYSTAL, CHRIS PRATT, QUENTIN TARANTINO, 243 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:40,802 SARAH PAULSON, AND DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER LAWYER, 244 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,953 MICHAEL COHEN, WITH MUSIC FROM LUCY DAY-KISS, LUKAS NELSON AND 245 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:50,461 PROMISE OF THE REAL, SEVENTEEN, THE ISLEY BROTHERS AND 246 00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:54,416 SNOOP DOGG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 247 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,551 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM 248 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,171 MANY MOVIES AND TV SHOWS, BUT HE HAS FOUND HIS TRUE CALLING IN 249 00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:03,407 THE WORLD OF PODCASTS. STARTING JULY 1ST, "ARMCHAIR 250 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:10,665 EXPERT" MOVES EXCLUSIVELY TO SPOTIFY. 251 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:17,472 IT'S NOT REALLY A WORD ANYWAY. SO LET'S SAY HELLO TO DAX 252 00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:19,374 SHEPARD, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 253 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:30,385 ♪ >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? 254 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,271 >> IS THIS NEW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF 255 00:14:33,323 --> 00:14:35,423 NEW. >> LIKE A MONTH OR SO. 256 00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:39,461 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE OLDER. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME SITTING 257 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,847 IN IT. >> DIDN'T NOTICE WATCHING THE 258 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,149 SHOW LAST NIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU NOTICE 259 00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:47,152 THAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT WHILE WATCHING THE 260 00:14:47,204 --> 00:14:57,846 SHOW WE'RE DOING A VERY BAD JOB. >> FAILING MISSISSIERABLE. 261 00:14:57,848 --> 00:15:01,349 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BENCHING PRESS A BOAT YOU'RE HUGE, YOU GAINED 262 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,819 30 POUNDS OF MUSCLE. >> I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT I 263 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:09,491 HAVE GAINED 25 POUNDS. I'M USUALLY 185. 264 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,727 AT THE END OF THE QUARANTINE, I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY. 265 00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:17,031 >> >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD. >> I TOLD MY WIFE I HOPE MARVEL 266 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,750 WILL CALL AND GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO GET HUGE. 267 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:23,554 I REALLY NEED THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 268 00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:28,076 >> I SAID TOWARDS THE END OF QUARANTINE MARVEL'S NOT GONNA 269 00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:32,464 CALL, I'M 46, IF I WANT TO DO IT IT'S ON ME TO DO IT. 270 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:37,352 SO SIX, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, IN THE GYM, EATING PROTEIN, GOING 271 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,720 CRAZY. >> Jimmy: I BET THEY WILL CALL 272 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,207 ONE OF THESE DAYS. >> I DON'T THINK THEY WILL, 273 00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:45,076 JIMMY. WHAT WOULD MY CHARACTER BE. 274 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:47,963 YOU COULD MAYBE GET ME HIRED RIGHT NOW. 275 00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:53,001 >> Jimmy: THERE'S HUNDREDS OF CHARACTERS UNASSIGNED. 276 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,971 >> CLASSIC MAN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DC CHARACTER 277 00:15:55,973 --> 00:16:03,327 NOT NARVEL YOU HAVE TO FEIGN SOME KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD OF 278 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,647 MARVEL. >> REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID BIG BOY 279 00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,750 CARTOONS I'LL DO THOSE. THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 280 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,688 I'LL BE IN A BIG BOY. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SELLING 281 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,273 YOURSELF TOO SHORT. >> YEAH. 282 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:19,511 >> Jimmy: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT 22 SECONDS AND YOU'VE DEMOTED 283 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,713 YOURSELF TO BIG BOY. >> BUT AGAIN, I'LL DO IT. 284 00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:23,448 >> Jimmy: YOU DO LOOK LIKE A BIG BOY. 285 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,634 >> I'M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING TO 286 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:31,422 MY WIFE IS I HAD BEEN A MEDIUM BOY FOR LIKE 45 YEARS AND NOW 287 00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:36,144 I'M A BIG BOY AND I LIKE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 288 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:40,915 I'M NOT A MEDIUM BOY ANY MORE. >> Jimmy: AND GOT YOUR BIG BOY 289 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,018 BAG. >> AND BIG BOY BUS I DRIVE 290 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:43,869 AROUND. >> Jimmy: THAT IS ACTUALLY WE DO 291 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,922 HAVE A LOT OF CONVERSATION ABOUT BIG BOY IN OUR HOUSE WITH MY SON 292 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,742 WHO IS 4 YEARS OLD AND HE WANTS TO BE A BIG BOY IS. 293 00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:55,446 >> WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG FAMOUSLY ON VACATION. 294 00:16:55,499 --> 00:17:00,101 >> Jimmy: WE'RE LOADING UP OUR RV'S AND FAMILIES AND HITTING 295 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,154 THE ROAD THIS SUMMER. >> ARE YOU DRIVING TOO? 296 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:07,308 >> Jimmy: OH, YES. >> MY GOSH WE GOT TO GET CBs. 297 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:10,478 >> Jimmy: YES. DO YOU HAVE A CB? 298 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:15,316 >> MUST HAVE ONE. >> Jimmy: SEE I'LL GET US BOTH 299 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:18,570 CBs. >> OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS GONNA BE 300 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,357 GREAT. I KNOW A LOT OF LINGO THAT I 301 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:26,961 HOPE IS STILL RELEVANT. >> Jimmy: ME TOO. 302 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,164 BANDIT THAT'S THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE. 303 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,701 >> WHAT YARD STICK ARE YOU AT, WHAT'S YOUR 20. 304 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,104 THE 30 YARD STICK. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. 305 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,208 CBs. BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS -- 306 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,727 >> -- I HOPE IT'S MORE FUN THAN THAT. 307 00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:45,280 >> Jimmy: IT WILL BE MORE FUN THAN THAT. 308 00:17:45,282 --> 00:17:47,448 CONGRATULATIONS OFTEN YOUR MOVE TO SPOTIFY. 309 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH I KNOW IS A BIG THING. 310 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:53,237 PART OF, OBVIOUSLY IT'S A FINANCIAL THING, I ASSUME, PART 311 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,923 OF IT >> THEY'RE GOING TO PAY ME 312 00:17:55,975 --> 00:18:01,529 UPWARDS OF $15,000 A YEAR. AND I WAS LIKE WRRKS DO I SIGN. 313 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,549 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE OTHER BENEFITS BEING UNDER THE SPOTD 314 00:18:04,601 --> 00:18:08,353 TIE UMBRELLA. -- SPOTIFY UMBRELLA. 315 00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:15,160 >> I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN IT HAPPENING BUT I GOT A CALL 316 00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:17,995 BECAUSE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA THEY'RE IN BUSINESS WITH HIM AND 317 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:23,151 I SAID IF YOU ASK A QUESTION TO HIM ON INSTAGRAM IN A FEW DAYS 318 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:29,257 HE'S GOING TO READ THE ANSWERS THAT TO ME WAS REALLY THRILLING. 319 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,259 SO MY WIFE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME. 320 00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:34,678 HAVE YOU MET HER. >> Jimmy: YES, SHE'S VERY 321 00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:36,680 SUCCESSFUL. >> SO THE PATTERN OF OUR LIFE IS 322 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:41,035 THIS HAS HAPPENED NUMEROUS TIMES WHERE I FIND OUT THAT I WAS A 323 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:45,123 JEOPARDY CLUE. AND I GO, HON, I WAS A JEOPARDY 324 00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:50,011 CLUE TODAY AND SHE GOES, YEAH, ISN'T IT FUN. 325 00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:55,133 AND I REALIZE, OH, HOW LONG, NOT ONLY YOU ALREADY DID IT AND IT 326 00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:59,871 WASN'T EVEN EXCITING ENOUGH TO TELL ME AND SO NOW I FEEL 327 00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:01,740 STUPID. OR ANOTHER CLASSIC -- 328 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:06,110 >> Jimmy: IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY. I KNOW IT'S ANOTHER SHOW BUT IT 329 00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:09,414 IS A DOUBLE WHAMMY. >> ANOTHER CLASSIC ONE IS I HAD 330 00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:14,352 16 YEARS OF SOB BRIGHT WHICH I LOST, LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT. 331 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:19,357 BUT I HAD POSTED SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WHATEVER, NO ONE GAVE A 332 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,494 [ BLEEP ] THEY SHOULDN'T AND THEN MY WIFE WROTE A BEAUTIFUL 333 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:28,249 THING OF CONGRATULATING ME AND IT BECAME A NEW CYCLE, AMERICA 334 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:33,137 SCELEBRATING KRISTEN FOR BEING O KIND TO ME ON MY ANNIVERSARY, I 335 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,907 WAS LIKE, DID YOU GET 16 YEARS TODAY. 336 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:39,928 SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. I FELT LIKE I FINALLY HAD HER, 337 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,915 RIGHT, I GO, NO WHOOP, BUT ON FRIDAY I GUESS OBAMA'S GONNA 338 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:47,034 LIKE READ A QUESTION I ASKED HIM, HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING 339 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:51,139 ABOUT ME FOR A LITTLE BIT, SHE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WAS 340 00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:55,226 LIKE, WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. I'M JEALOUS. 341 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,228 >> Jimmy: NICE. >> CUT TO FRIDAY. 342 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,749 CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH OBAMA READ MY QUESTION AND ANSWER IT, I 343 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,834 OPEN HIS INSTAGRAM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 344 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:09,007 HE GOES I WANT TO TAKE MY FIRST QUESTION FROM DAX SHEPARD, GOOD 345 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:14,746 QUESTION, BEFORE I GET INTO THAT I WANT TO SAY ME AND MALIA AND 346 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:19,250 SASHA AND MICHELLE LOVE "THE GOOD PLACE " 347 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,152 WHAT A SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 348 00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,656 [ LAUGHTER ] KRISTEN. 349 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:29,360 WE'RE CRAZY ABOUT KRISTEN BELL. HE WENT ON FOR SIX MINUTES ABOUT 350 00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:34,282 HOW MUCH HE LOVED, WELL, THE WHOLE FAMILY, THE WHOLE OBAMA 351 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,402 FAMILY LOVES HER AND THAT SHE IS THE GLUE THAT HAS KEPT THAT 352 00:20:38,455 --> 00:20:42,072 FAMILY TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:48,396 AND THEN HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION BUT HE HAD FORGOTTEN, HE WAS 354 00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:52,050 RAMBLING ABOUT KRISTEN AND DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION. 355 00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:55,019 YEAH, SO I GOT TO INTERVIEW HIM AFTER THAT. 356 00:20:55,071 --> 00:20:59,991 HE'S GOING TO BE OUR FIRST GUEST ON SPOTIFY. 357 00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:01,892 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ON YOUR PODCAST, YEAH. 358 00:21:01,945 --> 00:21:06,314 >> SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I STARTED THE INTERVIEW BY GOING, 359 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:10,901 SO HEY YOU NEVER REALLY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION I ASK YOU SO LET 360 00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:14,622 ME ASK YOU AGAIN NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD ASK IT 361 00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:16,141 AGAIN. >> HE DID ANSWER AND HE TALKED 362 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,175 ABOUT KRISTEN MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:21:18,228 --> 00:21:22,463 >> Jimmy: WELL, THE OTHER WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE, MONICA. 364 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,199 >> YES. >> Jimmy: YOUR CO-HOST ON THE 365 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,820 PODCAST IS HERE WITH US. I'D LIKE TO BRING HER OUT. 366 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,139 WE'LL TAKE A BREAK FIRST. DAX SHEPARD IS HERE. 367 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,526 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WITH MONICA PADMAN. 368 00:21:35,578 --> 00:21:39,998 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 369 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:45,520 >> Jimmy: TONY HALE AND MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE ARE COMING UP. 370 00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:47,588 JOINING US NOW IS DAX'S "ARMCHAIR EXPERT" CO-HOST, 371 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:53,694 FACT-CHECKER, , MONICA PADMAN. 372 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP, 373 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,851 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS. 374 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,720 >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL DOLLED UP. 375 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,958 >> THAT'S MY TRICK, I SWEAR SWEATS AND THEN BRING IT DOWN. 376 00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:12,880 >> Jimmy: LIKE A SUPER HEARO. >> EXACTLY I'M A SUPERHERO. 377 00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:14,666 >> Jimmy: MARVEL MIGHT CALL YOU AFTER THIS. 378 00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:17,952 >> BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CALLING HIM -- 379 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:26,477 >> Jimmy: I HEARD A PODCAST YOU GUYS DID WITH PRINCE HARRY AND 380 00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:29,897 IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND HE WAS VERY DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED 381 00:22:29,899 --> 00:22:30,581 HIM TO BE. >> RIGHT. 382 00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:34,385 YEAH. >> Jimmy: DAX, BY THE WAY, YOU 383 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,137 JUMPED RIGHT IN COMPLIMENTING HIS BODY. 384 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,973 >> YES, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NOT JUST THAT BUT 385 00:22:38,975 --> 00:22:44,245 IMMEDIATELY BRINGING UP THE BACHELOR PARTY IN LAS VEGAS 386 00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:47,214 WHERE HE WAS AT. >> HE WAS JACKED. 387 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:51,669 >> HE WAS. >> IS THAT WHERE IT STARTED. 388 00:22:51,721 --> 00:22:54,405 >> FOR YOUR OBSESSION AND MINE. >> YEAH. 389 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:59,293 >> YES, THAT'S WHERE IT STARTED. HE'S THE HANDSOME PRINCE. 390 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,129 >> Jimmy: THEY REALLY EXIST. >> THEY DO. 391 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,581 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS GOT INTO REALLY GOOD STUFF. 392 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,750 >> SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED PERFECTLY. 393 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,687 WHICHCY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROYALS, UNFORTUNATELY. 394 00:23:09,739 --> 00:23:12,756 >> SO EMBARRASSING. >> Jimmy: I'M THE SAME I DON'T 395 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,810 KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ROYALS AS WELL. 396 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,028 >> SO WELL SUITED TO INTERVIEW HIM. 397 00:23:18,081 --> 00:23:20,448 IT WAS GREAT. >> HE WAS SO NORMAL. 398 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:23,601 I WAS SO BLOWN AWAY. HE WAS ALREADY HANDSOME AND 399 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,171 ADDING HIS NORMALCY INTO IT, FULLY. 400 00:23:27,223 --> 00:23:29,540 >> Jimmy: YOU WENT RIGHT INTO TALKING ABOUT THIS CALENDAR. 401 00:23:29,592 --> 00:23:31,559 >> THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW. 402 00:23:31,561 --> 00:23:36,864 WHEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT HIS BODY MONICA SAID DAX IS OBSESSED 403 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:42,536 WITH THE MALE BODY AND I MADE THIS CALENDAR DID HE EXPRESS AN 404 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,821 INTEREST. >> I THINK SO. 405 00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:46,024 >> FIVE MINUTES OUT HE'S LEAP THROUGH THIS. 406 00:23:46,075 --> 00:23:49,193 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A CALENDAR MONICA YOU MADE FOR DAX. 407 00:23:49,245 --> 00:23:51,629 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THE PRINCE IS 408 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,531 LOOKING THROUGH THIS. AND AT A CERTAIN POINT THESE ARE 409 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:57,635 YOUR FRIENDS, DAX. >> YEAH THESE ARE ALL THE BODIES 410 00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:02,606 I LOVE. MONICA MAKES THIS CALENDAR. 411 00:24:02,659 --> 00:24:07,495 THAT ONE'S CONFUSING. >> THERE'S A COUPLE QUESTIONABLE 412 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:12,717 ONES. >> OH, THAT'S TOM HANSON WHO YOU 413 00:24:12,769 --> 00:24:18,105 KNOW. THAT'S HIS ENVIABLE HAIRLINE. 414 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:22,527 >> IMAGINE I'M SENDING TEXT TO ALL THESE PEOPLE. 415 00:24:22,578 --> 00:24:24,561 >> Jimmy: OH, THESE ARE SOLICITED PHOTOS. 416 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:26,013 >> OF COURSE. YES. 417 00:24:26,015 --> 00:24:29,667 I'M LIKE HEY I'M BUILDING THIS CALENDAR FOR DAX, LONG STORY, 418 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:33,554 COULD YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART. 419 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:38,009 WITHOUT CLOTHES ON IT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU NOT HAVE MY 420 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:42,213 CELLPHONE NUMBER. >> WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 421 00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:48,069 THE PRINCE LOVED THAT ONE. DIDN'T SAY IT VOCALLY BUT HE 422 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,604 LIKED IT. >> HE'S LIKE WHY DID I COME TO 423 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,774 AMERICA. >> YEAH, ANOTHER CONFUSING ONE. 424 00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:56,711 >> INSIDE JOKE. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY WE END. 425 00:24:56,713 --> 00:24:59,780 >> BLEEP THAT OUT. >> Jimmy: WOW. 426 00:24:59,782 --> 00:25:04,185 LOOK AT THAT. WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT THAT IS. 427 00:25:04,187 --> 00:25:09,557 MONICA, IS FAIR TO SAY YOU ARE, LIKE, DON'T WANT TO SAY THIRD 428 00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:15,546 WHEEL BUT THIRD WHEEL IN DAX AND KRISTEN'S TRISICKLE OF LAW. 429 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:21,002 >> ABSOLUTELY WE WERE IN A THREE-WAY MARRIAGE. 430 00:25:21,004 --> 00:25:24,672 >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU MEET IN A SEXUAL WAY. 431 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:27,691 >> NOT WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF TWO WIVES. 432 00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:29,994 >> YET. . 433 00:25:30,046 --> 00:25:33,080 >> Jimmy: DOES IT BECOME EVER, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE 434 00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:35,432 LIVING TOGETHER DURING THE PANDEMIC. 435 00:25:35,485 --> 00:25:38,368 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES IT BECOME 436 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:40,121 CONFUSING? ARE THE LINES BLURRED BETWEEN 437 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:43,657 WORK AND PERSONAL LIFE? DO YOU HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE? 438 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,443 >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 439 00:25:46,496 --> 00:25:50,380 PODCAST WHERE YOU ARE -- YOU'VE NOT DATED SOMEONE SERIOUSLY 440 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:53,017 EVER, RIGHT? >> OHH WE'RE GOING THERE. 441 00:25:53,069 --> 00:25:55,369 >> BUCKLE UP. >> Jimmy: WELL YOU HAVE A 442 00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:59,656 PODCAST ABOUT IT, RIGHT. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE THAT 443 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:00,575 PODCAST. >> MINE. 444 00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:03,161 >> Jimmy: YOUR OWN IDEA. >> YEAH. 445 00:26:03,212 --> 00:26:05,863 >> Jimmy: WONDER IF DAX AND KRISTEN REALLY WANT YOU TO BE 446 00:26:05,915 --> 00:26:08,583 WITH SOMEONE OR IF THEY WANT YOU TO JUST STAY WITH THEM. 447 00:26:08,585 --> 00:26:14,271 >> WE SAY WE WANT HER TO FIND LOVE OR OUR MARRIAGE WOULD FALL 448 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,524 APART. >> NO LIE. 449 00:26:16,526 --> 00:26:20,861 >> THROUGHOUT QUARANTINE, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY BED HOPPERS SHE 450 00:26:20,863 --> 00:26:24,532 CAME TO LIVE WITH US IN QUARANTINE BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN 451 00:26:24,534 --> 00:26:27,417 THE POD WORKING TOGETHER. HIT HIM WHERE IT ENDED. 452 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:34,758 >> IT HIT CRITICAL MASS A MONTH IN BECAUSE KRISTEN GOT COVID. 453 00:26:34,811 --> 00:26:37,444 WE THOUGHT. AND SO SHE WAS IN HER ROOM 454 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:41,649 QUARANTINING ON HER OWN, AT THE SAME TIME, DAX BROKE HIS HAND 455 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,502 AND COULDN'T MAKE FOOD, COULDN'T HELP WITH ANYTHING. 456 00:26:45,555 --> 00:26:48,606 >> I HAD RODS COMING OUT OF MY FINGERS. 457 00:26:48,658 --> 00:26:50,991 >> HE DID HAVE RODS. >> OKAY. 458 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:55,496 >> AND THEN I WAS THERE LIKE OH, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE 459 00:26:55,498 --> 00:26:58,032 CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE ON VACATION. 460 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:02,303 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> OKAY. 461 00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:04,004 BYE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU LEFT. 462 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:07,391 >> I LEFT. >> IT WAS SO ABRUPT. 463 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:10,327 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT WAS SO ABRUPT SHE JUST 464 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,847 ENTERED THE LIVING ROOM WITH ALL HER BELONGINGS. 465 00:27:12,849 --> 00:27:15,583 >> I GOTTA GO. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU WORRIED THEY 466 00:27:15,585 --> 00:27:19,036 WERE GOING TO STOP YOU. >> NO THEY CAN'T. 467 00:27:19,088 --> 00:27:21,572 >> Jimmy: THAT GUYS GOT RODS LIKE WOLVERINE. 468 00:27:21,624 --> 00:27:27,361 >> BUT LIKE MANY MARRIAGES IN QUARANTINE OURS ENDED IN 469 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,262 DIVORCE. >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 470 00:27:28,264 --> 00:27:29,964 CONTINUES WHERE IT MATTERS. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 471 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:33,617 >> NOW IT'S A TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE BECAUSE NOW IT'S JUST 472 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:37,354 FINANCIAL. >> RIGHT. 473 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,407 [ LAUGHTER ] > Jimmy: WELL THE PODCAST IS A 474 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,077 LOT OF FUN TO LISTEN TO. CONGRATULATIONS ON SPOTIFY. 475 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:47,848 JULY 1st YOU GUYS MOVE THERE "ARM CHAIR EXPERT" IT'S FREE. 476 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,950 >> FREE. >> FREE. 477 00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:53,988 >> Jimmy: AND, OH, PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL BE YOUR FIRST SPOTIFY 478 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:57,491 GUEST. DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN, 479 00:27:57,493 --> 00:28:00,961 EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TONY HALE. 480 00:28:00,963 --> 00:28:04,482 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 481 00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:12,122 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK WITH 482 00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:15,026 MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE IS ON THE WAY. 483 00:28:15,077 --> 00:28:17,445 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR FROM TWO OF 484 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:21,682 THE FUNNIEST SHOWS EVER. BUT NOW, HE IS WORKING WITH HIS 485 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:25,653 FAVORITE PERSON, HIMSELF. HE PLAYS TWIN BROTHERS IN "THE 486 00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:29,139 MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY." >> THERE'S ROLES AND THEN 487 00:28:29,192 --> 00:28:36,647 THERE'S RULES. >> WHICH ARE TOOLS FOR FOOLS. 488 00:28:36,699 --> 00:28:40,468 >> OH, MISTER -- MISTER -- 489 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,803 >> USE THIS ONE. >> HE LIKES THIS. 490 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:45,456 >> SORRY. >> HOW LONG WAS I OUT. 491 00:28:45,508 --> 00:28:50,995 >> THREE SECONDS. >> HERE'S A HELPFUL FACT. 492 00:28:51,047 --> 00:28:55,132 I HAVE TYPE ONE NEC WITH CAT -- 493 00:28:55,184 --> 00:28:55,733 >> >> Jimmy: "THE MYSTERIOUS 494 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:57,284 BENEDICT SOCIETY" PREMIERES A WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON DISNEY 495 00:28:57,286 --> 00:29:01,722 PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME TONY HALE. 496 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:14,184 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 497 00:29:14,237 --> 00:29:16,937 >> Jimmy: TONY, YOU LOOK VERY WELL, TOO, BOY. 498 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,974 >> I FEEL GREAT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY 499 00:29:19,976 --> 00:29:22,343 LOOKS GOOD EXCEPT FOR ME. HOW ARE THINGS GOING. 500 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:25,012 >> THAT'S NOT TRUE, A. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 501 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:28,249 I WAS KIDDING TO BE HONEST. >> YOU LOOK AMAZING. 502 00:29:28,251 --> 00:29:34,004 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR OUT OF DAX HOPING 503 00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:38,376 YOU HAD SOMETHING. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 504 00:29:38,427 --> 00:29:42,246 LAST TIME YOU WERE OFFICIALLY OUR LAST GUEST BEFORE COVID HIT 505 00:29:42,298 --> 00:29:46,016 US AND SENT EVERYBODY HOME. >> YEAH, AND I WILL SAY, LIKE, 506 00:29:46,068 --> 00:29:49,253 THAT -- ME BEING HERE -- BECAUSE I REMEMBER EVERYTHING WAS KINDS 507 00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:52,606 OF GOING CHAOTIC AND WAS REALLY UNCERTAIN. 508 00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:55,109 BEING HERE WAS KIND OF A CONSTANT. 509 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,214 LIKE, AT LEAST THIS IS STILL GOING ON IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL 510 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:03,267 GIFT TO PEOPLE, AT LEAST KIMMEL IS STAYING STEADY. 511 00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:05,469 >> THEN NO. THEN WE WERE GONE. 512 00:30:05,521 --> 00:30:08,889 I THINK WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TWO OR THREE WEEKS AND WE'D BE 513 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,559 BACK. >> WHEN I CAME OUT TO SHAKE 514 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:13,794 PETE'S HAND -- >> Jimmy: PETE WAS THE HOST THAT 515 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,596 NIGHT. >> I WENT FOR THE HAND AND HE 516 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:19,266 WENT FOR THIS. THAT'S WHEN I WENT OH, TIME'S 517 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,302 ARE CHANGING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS OUT 518 00:30:21,304 --> 00:30:27,641 GETTING MY EYEBROWS THREADED. >> WOW. 519 00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:31,478 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR FATHER'S DAY? 520 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,849 >> GOING TO NORTH CAROLINA TO HANG WITH THE FAMILY AT THE 521 00:30:34,851 --> 00:30:36,733 LAKE. >> Jimmy: NICE. 522 00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:41,655 I MENTIONED THIS BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO ON MOTHER'S DAY WE 523 00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:45,542 ASKED CELEBRITIES TO READ TEXT FROM THEIR MOM. 524 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:50,448 >> HUGE SECELEBRITIES. >> Jimmy: YOU READ ONE OF THE 525 00:30:50,499 --> 00:30:54,368 MORE INTERESTING TEXT. >> HEY SON OUR NEW FRIENDS ARE 526 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:58,522 LOVING ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. WE STILL DON'T GET IT. 527 00:30:58,574 --> 00:31:01,241 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED 528 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:06,113 TO ASK IF THAT WAS TRUE. >> OH, YEAH, MY PARENTS THINK IT 529 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:10,050 IS DUMB, TO THIS DAY THEY THINK IT IS A STUPID SHOW. 530 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,537 I'M NOT KIDDING. THE ONLY EPISODE THEY THOUGHT 531 00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:18,842 WAS FUNNY WHEN MARTIN SHORT WAS ON, AND THEY'RE LIKE WELL, HE'S 532 00:31:18,895 --> 00:31:21,128 FUNNY. THAT GUY'S FUNNY. 533 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,414 THEY THINK IT'S STUPID SHOW TO THIS DAY. 534 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:30,888 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY THINK ABOUT "VEE P". 535 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:35,792 >> MY DAD ALWAYS HAS NOTES THEY CALL ME ANTHONY, HE'S LIKE 536 00:31:35,845 --> 00:31:39,179 ANTHONY, YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE MEAN, MIGHT WANT TO TONE IT 537 00:31:39,181 --> 00:31:41,382 BACK. OR THIS ONE IS CROSSING THE 538 00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:42,500 LINE. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T THINK OF ONE 539 00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:47,020 SITUATION IN WHICH YOUR CHARACTER WAS MEAN ON VEEP. 540 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:50,774 >> JUST THE WHOLE SHOW. HE HAD NOTES ON EVERY CHARACTER. 541 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,493 >> Jimmy: DID YOU PASS THOSE ALONG. 542 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:58,065 >> I WANTED TO BUT I DIDN'T. YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN. 543 00:31:58,067 --> 00:32:01,468 >> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS ONE DAY WERE AT THE EMMY'S WITH YOU. 544 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:05,606 >> THEY WERE. BY THE WAY MY PARENTS ARE VERY, 545 00:32:05,608 --> 00:32:07,958 VERY SUPPORTIVE. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE IT. 546 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:11,011 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO MY MOM AND DAD CAME AND MY 547 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:15,599 MOM AND WIFE WERE GETTING READY AND DAD AND I WERE WAITING IN 548 00:32:15,651 --> 00:32:20,220 OUR TUXES TO GO TO THE EMMY'S AND MY DAD GOES, HEY, ANTHONY, 549 00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:23,974 DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA HELP YOUR CAREER? 550 00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:28,679 AND I SAID, UH, I THINK I PEAKED. 551 00:32:28,731 --> 00:32:31,498 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN GET 552 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,534 BETTER, DAD. >> Jimmy: HADN'T YOU ALREADY WON 553 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,669 A COUPLE EMMYS BEFORE THAT. >> I KNOW. 554 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:40,056 HE JUST WASN'T THINKING I DON'T KNOW IS THIS REALLY 555 00:32:40,109 --> 00:32:42,943 GOING TO MAKE A STEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOUR DAD DO 556 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:47,681 FOR A LIVING? >> HE WAS IN I.T., HE WAS A 557 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,451 COLONEL IN THE ARMY AND THEN HE RETIRED -- 558 00:32:50,453 --> 00:32:52,786 >> Jimmy: SO THERE'S NO NONSENSE FOR HIM. 559 00:32:52,788 --> 00:32:57,274 A NO-NONSENSE GUY. >> HE'S LIKE IS GOING TO HELP IN 560 00:32:57,326 --> 00:33:00,360 YOUR CAREER. I'M LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN 561 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:04,848 GET BETTER. IT MIGHT BE GOING DOWN, DAD. 562 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,134 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER IS A TEENAGER. 563 00:33:07,136 --> 00:33:09,703 >> YEAH SHE'S 15. >> Jimmy: IS SHE AN ADMIRER OF 564 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:14,274 YOUR WORK? >> SHE'S PRETTY -- SHE'S PRETTY 565 00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:19,913 EMBARRASSED BY ME RIGHT NOW. I EMBARRASS HER BUT WE STARTED 566 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:24,868 TO WATCH "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" A LITTLE BIT. 567 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:31,308 HOWEVER THERE'S SCENED JESSICA WALTER WHO RECENTLY PASS WHO'D 568 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:36,112 PLAYED LOOSE HE'LL BLUE AND IT WAS A SEEN SHE WAS ON HOUSE 569 00:33:36,165 --> 00:33:41,518 ARREST AND CAN'T SMOKE AND I PLAY BUSTER, HER SON, SHE BLOWS 570 00:33:41,570 --> 00:33:44,421 THE SMOKE IN MY MOUTH. >> Jimmy: NORMAL. 571 00:33:44,473 --> 00:33:48,509 >> AND I INHALE IT AND BLOW IT OUT ON THE BALCONY. 572 00:33:48,511 --> 00:33:53,280 IT'S THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP. 573 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:56,367 THERE'S A PART WHERE I'M LIKE DO I REALLY WANT MY DAUGHTER 574 00:33:56,418 --> 00:34:00,687 WATCHING ME INHALE SMOKE FROM A WOMAN AND THEN GO OUT TO THE 575 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,506 BALCONY. I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY BUT THINGS 576 00:34:02,558 --> 00:34:05,008 LIKE THAT YOU'RE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 577 00:34:05,061 --> 00:34:07,610 >> Jimmy: IS SHE FUNNY TOO, YOUR DAUGHTER. 578 00:34:07,663 --> 00:34:09,029 >> VERY FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 579 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:13,801 >> THE OTHER DAY I WAS SINGING IN THE CAR AND SHE SAID, DAD, DO 580 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:18,055 YOU THINK YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE? AND I SAID, NOT REALLY. 581 00:34:18,107 --> 00:34:20,858 SHE GOES, AT LEAST YOU'RE AWARE OF IT. 582 00:34:20,909 --> 00:34:25,445 [ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY GOOD. 583 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,098 PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY TWINS IN THIS 584 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,616 SHOW. >> I DO, I DO. 585 00:34:29,618 --> 00:34:31,652 >> Jimmy: ONE IS BAD, ONE IS GOOD. 586 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:35,856 >> WELL, ONE I THINK IS GOOD AND ONE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. 587 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,859 >> Jimmy: I SEE. AND WELL, WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING 588 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,413 TWINS -- LIKE, WHEN YOU READ FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS, I DON'T 589 00:34:42,464 --> 00:34:45,532 KNOW HOW IT WORKS, MAYBE YOU JUST GET OFFERED THE JOB, MAYBE 590 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:49,570 YOU WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS FOR YOU, DO YOU DO BOTH PARTS. 591 00:34:49,572 --> 00:34:52,739 >> THEY WERE VERY KIND IT BRING THE JOB TO ME. 592 00:34:52,791 --> 00:35:01,014 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE EMMY'S, NOW THE ANSWER TO INJURE 593 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:01,832 D -- YOUR DAD 594 00:35:01,884 --> 00:35:03,016 YES, DAD IT WILL HELP TREMENDOUSLY. 595 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:06,987 >> I'M GOING TO GET A CONVERSATION AT THE HOUSE AFTER 596 00:35:06,989 --> 00:35:08,689 THIS. >> Jimmy: OUT AT THE LAKE, YOU 597 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,674 MEET SUDDENLY FEEL A HARD PUSH. >> EXACTLY. 598 00:35:11,727 --> 00:35:16,597 BUT IT WAS A GREAT CHALLENGE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WITH 599 00:35:16,599 --> 00:35:19,349 ANYTHING YOU START, IT'S DAUNTING. 600 00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:23,437 BUT THE COOL THING IS, I WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT PLAYING TWINS 601 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,640 BUT THEN COVID HIT AND DOING THE SHOW KIND OF BECAME A BIGGER 602 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:30,493 DEAL TO ME BECAUSE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE WHERE THERE'S THIS 603 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:35,749 GLOBAL CRISIS AND I PLAY MR. BENEDICT WHO SEND THESE FOUR 604 00:35:35,751 --> 00:35:39,136 KIDS OUT TO HELP FIND THE CAUSE AND THESE KIDS DON'T HAVE 605 00:35:39,188 --> 00:35:44,925 MAICAL POWERS BUT THEIR SUPER POWERS ARE THEIR INTEL ELECT, 606 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,928 CREATIVITY AND EMPATHY. >> Jimmy: LIKE THE TRUMP 607 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,181 ADMINISTRATION. >> LIKE THE TRUMP 608 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:54,401 ADMINISTRATION. DONALD TRUMP, SCHINT EXHIBIT A. 609 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:58,705 AFTER THE YEAR WE HAD THOSE ARE OUR SUPER POWERS. 610 00:35:58,707 --> 00:36:02,659 WITH ALL OF THE NOISE THOSE ARE THE VOICES THAT RISE TO THE TOP. 611 00:36:02,711 --> 00:36:05,212 >> Jimmy: IT WOULD STILL BE AWESOME TO FLY OR SOMETHING. 612 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:11,051 >> FUNNY THING, MY DAUGHTER WENT BUNGEE JUMPING THIS PAST SUNDAY, 613 00:36:11,053 --> 00:36:13,536 I TOOK HER, I DID NOT DO IT BUT I WATCHED. 614 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:17,140 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. >> I HAVE A TERRIBLE FEAR OF 615 00:36:17,193 --> 00:36:20,110 HEIGHTS. >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE THE 616 00:36:20,162 --> 00:36:21,595 WORST THING YOU'D HAVE TO WITNESS. 617 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:26,433 >> IT WAS SO SCAREY, LIKE, I'M GOING TO WATCH MY DAUGHTER FALL 618 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:29,469 TO HER DEATH AND I'M GONNA GET IT ON VIDEO. 619 00:36:29,471 --> 00:36:32,873 >> Jimmy: HE'S OKAY, . 620 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,858 >> SHE BOUNCED BACK UP. 621 00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:38,311 >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO HAVE A MOVIE CALLED NINE DAYS 622 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,515 WITH FANTASTIC REVIEWS. >> YEAH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FILM 623 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:47,821 DIRECTED BY ED S AND WINSTON DUKE IS IN IT AND IT IS AROUND 624 00:36:47,823 --> 00:36:52,308 FIVE SOULS THAT GET TO LIVE I PLAY ONE OF THE FIVE SOULS. 625 00:36:52,361 --> 00:36:53,677 >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU GET TO LIVE. 626 00:36:53,729 --> 00:36:54,310 OF >> THANK YOU 627 00:36:54,363 --> 00:36:55,778 >> Jimmy: "THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY" PREMIERES A 628 00:36:55,831 --> 00:36:56,146 WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS. 629 00:36:58,767 --> 00:36:59,566 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE. 630 00:36:59,568 --> 00:37:00,901 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 631 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,575 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 632 00:37:08,577 --> 00:37:10,260 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 633 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:14,314 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 634 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:20,020 THIS IS HER ALBUM "PRETTY BITCH MUSIC" IS OUT NEXT 635 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:20,821 FRIDAY. WITH THE SONG "FAST MOTION," 636 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:26,626 SAWEETIE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 637 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:27,394 ♪ ♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST 638 00:37:27,396 --> 00:37:28,178 UH HUH FIRST PLACE 639 00:37:28,230 --> 00:37:33,317 YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT 640 00:37:33,368 --> 00:37:36,937 ♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS 641 00:37:36,939 --> 00:37:39,273 I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪ 642 00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:41,942 ♪ I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH 643 00:37:41,944 --> 00:37:45,445 FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ 644 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:45,979 WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN 645 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:47,014 I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ 646 00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:50,833 ♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN 647 00:37:50,886 --> 00:37:54,137 I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION 648 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:57,640 WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ ICIEST CHICK IN 649 00:37:57,693 --> 00:37:59,926 THE WHOLE LAND I HIT THE ROAD 650 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,144 IN A ALL WHITE LAMB ♪ ♪ I KEEP A FRESH 651 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,480 SET UP ON MY HANDS YOU DON'T LIKE ME 652 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,264 BUT YOU ON MY GRAM ♪ ♪ HOW YOU LOOK 653 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:07,601 HOW YOU LOOK HOW YOU SOUND ♪ 654 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,719 ♪ I'M A BOSS I'M A BRAT 655 00:38:09,772 --> 00:38:11,755 HARD TO HANDLE ♪ ♪ I'M A REAL LIFE MOOD 656 00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:12,556 A REAL LIFE MUSE GOT SOME PRETTY 657 00:38:12,608 --> 00:38:13,357 TOES IN MY SANDALS ♪ ♪ I CAN'T HELP 658 00:38:13,408 --> 00:38:15,208 I WAS BORN LIKE THIS AIN'T MY FAULT 659 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,293 THAT YOU WANT MY DRIP ♪ ♪ LITTLE BITTER CHICK 660 00:38:16,345 --> 00:38:18,695 COULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND NOW YOU GOTTA LISTEN 661 00:38:18,747 --> 00:38:22,082 WHILE I POP MY ♪ ♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST 662 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,901 UH HUH ♪ ♪ FIRST PLACE 663 00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:28,455 YOU COMING IN LAST THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 664 00:38:28,457 --> 00:38:29,172 ♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS 665 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:30,123 I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪ 666 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:30,924 ♪ I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH 667 00:38:30,926 --> 00:38:33,593 FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ 668 00:38:33,595 --> 00:38:36,763 ♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS 669 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:37,514 I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT ♪ 670 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:39,866 ♪ LO COMOTION WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ 671 00:38:39,868 --> 00:38:42,269 ♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN 672 00:38:42,271 --> 00:38:45,672 I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN 673 00:38:45,674 --> 00:38:48,491 I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ 674 00:38:48,544 --> 00:38:53,647 ♪ LO COMOTION WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ 675 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,950 ♪ RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER BE NUMBER TWO 676 00:38:56,952 --> 00:38:57,751 GOT THE CANDY APPLE LUBS ♪ ♪ HIT THE GAS 677 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:58,402 THEN I ZOOM MAD CAUSE I'M RICH ♪ 678 00:38:58,453 --> 00:38:59,136 ♪ AND I'M YOUNG AND I'M CUTE 679 00:38:59,187 --> 00:39:00,303 ALL EYES ON ME WHEN I STEP IN THE ROOM ♪ 680 00:39:00,356 --> 00:39:02,356 ♪ WHY YOU STAY WITH MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH 681 00:39:02,358 --> 00:39:04,324 DON'T YOU GET TIRED THAT'S A MOUTH FULL ♪ 682 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:07,027 ♪ WANNA WEAR MY JEWELS AND SIP MY JUICE 683 00:39:07,029 --> 00:39:09,646 NEED A COUPLE CUBAN LINKS WITH SOME BIG BAMBOOS ♪ 684 00:39:09,698 --> 00:39:10,964 ♪ I CAN'T HELP I WAS BORN LIKE THIS 685 00:39:10,966 --> 00:39:13,733 AIN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU WANT MY DRIP ♪ 686 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,119 ♪ LITTLE BITTLE CHICK COULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND 687 00:39:16,171 --> 00:39:17,621 NOW YOU GOTTA WATCH WHILE I WIN WIN WIN ♪ 688 00:39:17,673 --> 00:39:19,389 ♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH ♪ 689 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,658 ♪ FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST 690 00:39:21,710 --> 00:39:23,192 THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M HITTING THAT 691 00:39:23,245 --> 00:39:25,696 HITTING THAT GAS I'M HITTING THAT 692 00:39:25,747 --> 00:39:27,414 HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪ ♪ I'M COMING IN FAST 693 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,850 UH HUH FIRST PLACE 694 00:39:29,852 --> 00:39:32,402 YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ ♪ I'M HITTING THAT 695 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,621 HITTING THAT GAS I'M HITTING THAT 696 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:35,689 HITTING THAT ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION 697 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,991 WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN 698 00:39:37,993 --> 00:39:41,361 I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ 699 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:43,714 ♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN 700 00:39:43,765 --> 00:39:46,433 I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION 701 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:50,320 WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING 702 00:39:50,372 --> 00:39:53,489 MY BRA TOO TIGHT YOU MAD AS HELL 703 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:54,824 THAT I SHINE SO BRIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING 704 00:39:54,877 --> 00:39:57,744 MY BRA TOO TIGHT JIGGLING 705 00:39:57,746 --> 00:40:00,163 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING 706 00:40:00,215 --> 00:40:02,315 MY BRA TOO TIGHT YOU MAD AS HELL 707 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,950 THAT I SHINE SO BRIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING 708 00:40:03,952 --> 00:40:05,101 MY BRA TOO TIGHT JIGGLING 709 00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:12,826 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 710 00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:15,612 >> Announcer: "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 711 00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:17,764 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 712 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:20,667 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK DAX SHEPARD, MONICA PADMAN, 713 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,118 TONY HALE, AND SAWEETIE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 714 00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:24,671 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. BLESS UP. 715 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:25,455 WORD UP. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, 716 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:35,432 GOODNIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 717 00:40:35,484 --> 00:40:38,134 >> HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME 718 00:40:38,187 --> 00:40:40,654 FATHER'S DAY AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU A MAGA RALLY SOME TIME IN 719 00:40:40,656 --> 00:40:50,747 THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE. HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS, BE WELL.