>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT -- DAX SHEPARD, "ARMCHAIR EXPERT"
CO-HOST MONICA PADMAN, TONY HALE, AND MUSIC FROM
SAWEETIE. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
WE ARE COMING TO YOU FROM OUR STUDIO HERE IN LOS ANGELES, HOME
OF THE 2021 JIMMY KIMMEL L.A. BOWL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH I ANNOUNCED ON OUR PROGRAM
LAST NIGHT, AND NEWS OF WHICH HAS TAKEN THE WORLD OF SPORTS BY
STORM. >> HE'S HOSTED THE OSCARS, HAD A
LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS BUT NOW JIMMY KIMMEL
HAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME NAMED AFTER HIM.
>> JIMMY KIMMEL HAS HIS OWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL GAME, KID
YOU NOT. >> GET READY FOR THE KIMMEL
BOWL. >> IT'S A REAL FOOTBALL BOWL
GAME WITH HIS NAME ON IT. >> JIMMY KIMMEL'S SPONSORING,
WHOSE THAT? >> PRETTY GOOD.
>> COUSIN SAL SPONSORING THE TAILGATE.
>> I MEAN, IS THIS GOING TO BE THE MOST FUN BOWL GAME IN
EXICHTENCE, IT MIGHT. >> CONGRATS TO HIM.
>> JIMMY KIMMEL, ALL THOSE NAMED BOWLS ARE SILLY NAMES ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: NOT GOING TO RUIN MY MOOD.
THINGS ARE REALLY TURNING AROUND IN 2021.
ANYWAY, THESE ARE THE KINDS OF GOOD TIMES WE HAVE HERE IN
CALIFORNIA, WHICH IS WHY WE WERE JUST NAMED THE MOST FUN STATE IN
THE COUNTRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
. OF COURSE WE'RE THE MOST FUN!
WE HAVE, BY FAR, THE MOST DAVE AND BUSTERS OF ANYONE!
OUR DAVE AND BUSTER INDEX IS OFF THE CHARTS!
THEY RANKED THE STATES BASED ON ENTERTAINMENT, RECREATION, AND
NIGHTLIFE. CALIFORNIA FINISHED NUMBER ONE.
FLORIDA IS NUMBER TWO. UNTIL FINKEL GETS THERE AND IT'S
GOING WAY OUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ONE OF OUR DEPARTING PRODUCERS, CRAIG, HE'S HEARD SUCH GREAT
THINGS ABOUT FLORIDA HE'S MOVING THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEVADA, NUMBER THREE.
HAWAII SOMEHOW FINISHED 20TH. AND THE LEAST FUN STATE
ACCORDING TO THIS MEANINGLESS LIST IS WEST VIRGINIA.
WHICH CLEARLY THE FOLKS WHO PUT THIS TOGETHER HAVE NEVER BEEN TO
THE STIRRUP GALLERY MUSEUM IN ELKINS, HOME OF "ONE OF THE TOP
FIVE COLLECTIONS OF POWDER HORNS IN THE UNITED STATES!"
TOP FIVE! [ LAUGHTER ]
TEXAS IS IN THE FUN TOP TEN IN AT NUMBER EIGHT BUT THAT RANKING
IS IN JEOPARDY, THANKING TO THEIR GOVERNOR
GREG ABBOTT, WHO FOUND A BRAND NEW WAY TO KISS TRUMP'S ORANGE
BOTTOM. >> THE LETTER WE'RE ABOUT TO
SIGN PROVIDES $250 MILLION TO BE
ALLOCATED AS A DOWN PAYMENT TO BEGIN THE BORDER WALL.
THAT'S A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS, AND IT'S MORE THAN
ENOUGH TO HIRE THE PROJECT MANAGER AND CONTRACTORS AND TO
BEGIN BUILDING THE WALL. AND WE ARE COMMITTED.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> OH, HOW ABOUT THAT.
AT LEAST HE'S HONEST. THAT'S RIGHT.
TEXAS IS BUILDING A WALL AND NEW MEXICO IS GONNA PAY FOR IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE THE WALL IS TO KEEP TED
CRUZ FROM FLEEING TO MEXICO THE NEXT TIME THERE'S AN
EMERGENCY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS INTERESTING. FACEBOOK APPARENTLY DOESN'T WANT
US TO FIGHT ANYMORE. THEY ARE TESTING OUT WHAT THEY
CALL "CONFLICT ALERTS." THEY USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
TO DETECT DISCORD IN A GROUP, AND THEN SEND A NOTIFICATION TO
THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THAT GROUP TO TRY TO CALM EVERYONE DOWN.
THIS IS THE EXAMPLE THEY GAVE. SOMEONE WRITES, "ANYONE WHO
THINKS THAT RANCH DRESSING BELONGS ON A PIZZA IS SERIOUSLY
DISTURBED." TRUE, BY THE WAY.
THEN THE COMMENTS, "RANCH DRESSING MAKES EVERYTHING
BETTER! ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS
MESSED UP. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL."
"IT'S MAYONNAISE THAT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY."
"NEWS FLASH, MAYO AND AIOLI ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING!"
I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PEOPLE THAT WORK AT FACEBOOK HAVE NEVER
BEEN ON FACEBOOK. BECAUSE
A.I. IS NO MATCH FOR N.I., NATURAL IGNORANCE.
MAYBE THE A.I. WILL GET INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO REALIZE
THAT FACEBOOK ITSELF IS THE PROBLEM, AND DESTROY IT ONCE AND
FOR ALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DONALD TRUMP IS NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON FACEBOOK, WHICH IS STILL
FUNNY TO ME. IT'S LIKE BEING BANNED FROM
RIDING THE BUS. BUT HE WAS BACK WITH HIS PAL
HANNITY LAST NIGHT, AND OF ALL THE THINGS TO BE CONCERNED
ABOUT, OF ALL OF THE MANY ISSUES THAT PLAGUE OUR WORLD,
WHAT DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP IS THINKING ABOUT?
IS IT A, HIS RIGGED ELECTION? B, THE GRAND JURY IN NEW YORK?
OR C, WINDMILLS? LET'S FIND OUT.
>> THEY GET WIND MILLS ALL OVER THE PLACE TO RUIN OUR LAND AND
KILL OUR BIRDS, TO KILL EVERYTHING, IT'S NOT GOOD.
>> Jimmy: DONALD QUIJOTE STRIKES AGAIN!
WHY DO YOU THINK HE HATES WINDMILLS SO MUCH?
MAYBE THEY'RE MESSING UP HIS HAIR?
I DON'T KNOW BUT THE TAN OF LA MANCHA ALSO LASHED
OUT AT ONE OF OUR MOST BITTER RIVALS.
A COUNTRY THAT MAKES RUSSIA LOOK LIKE DISNEYLAND BY COMPARISON
AND JOE BIDEN, LETS THEM JUST SIT THERE ON OUR HEADS, AND DOES
NOTHING ABOUT IT. >> CANADA IS VERY, VERY TOUGH,
AS TOUGH AS ANYBODY. IT'S VERY UNFAIR THE WAY CANADA
TREATS US >> Jimmy: WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD
BUILD A WALL UP NORTH IN MONTANA TOO!
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM WITH CANADA? I BET CELINE DION REFUSED TO
SING AT HIS BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE NEVER FORGOT IT.
THE CDC HAS LABELED THE DELTA VARIANT- OF THE CORONAVIRUS- A
“VARIANT OF CONCERN” IT IS BELIEVED TO BE MORE
TRANSMISSIBLE AND THE SYMPTOMS ARE MORE SEVERE.
THAN PREVIOUS VARIANTS OF THE CORONAVIRUS.
THIS IS LIKE THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE EVERYONE IS
CELEBRATING VICTORY WHILE THE KID NOBODY LISTENS TO IS TRYING
TO WARN THEM THE MONSTER HAS GOTTEN STRONGER.
BUT THERE IS A SIMPLE WAY- TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND THOSE
AROUND YOU. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET THE
VACCINE. A LITTLE SHOT- AND YOU'RE
PROTECTED. IT'S FREE.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD GOT IT- AND THERE ARE
VIRTUALLY ZERO SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS.
BUT SOMEHOW PEOPLE ARE STILL LIKE“I'M NOT LETTING
ANYONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE DECIDING
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP AT RED LIGHTS.
WHY SHOULD I? THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T TELL ME HOW
TO DRIVE MY OWN CAR! A YEAR AGO, WE WERE PUMPING GAS
IN A HAZMAT SUIT. IT'S EASY TO FORGET THAT.
MUCH OF HISTORY- HAS BEEN CONVENIENTLY REVISED- AND WITH
THAT SAID- IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF“THIS WEEK IN COVID
HISTORY” >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY,
IT'S JUNE 2020 AMERICANS ARE MASKED UP AND FED UP.
>> I PROTEST FACE KOFRGS. >> I'M NOT A TERRORIST.
>> OF COURSE NOT. >> I'M NOT A SEX SLAVE THAT
WEARS MASKS. >> MEANWHILE COVID-19 IS DOING
23 SKADOO. >> IT'S FADING AWAY.
IT'S GOING TO FADE AWAY. >> THE NUMBERS ARE VERY
MINISCULE TO WHAT IT WAS. >> IT IS DIEING OUT.
THE NUMBERS ARE STARTING TO GET VERY GOOD.
>> THEY ARE? NOT ACCORDING TO GOVERNOR
GORGEOUS >> SOUR NUMBERS ARE GOING UP NOT
GOING DOWN AND I'M VERY CONCERNED.
>> AND EVEN DR. FAUCI IS CONFUSED.
>> HE TOLD A BRITISH NEWSPAPER, I WOULD HOPE WE COULD GET BACK
TO SOME DEGREE OF NORMALITY WITHIN A YEAR OR SO.
>> HA, A YEAR, NO WAY, FAUCI. THE HEAD OF THE COVID TASK FORCE
HAS SOME GOOD NEWS. >> AMERICANS ARE BUYING RV'S AT
A PRETTY RAPID PACE. >> TERRIFIC.
AND THE CORONAVIRUS? >> AMERICA IS HITTING THE ROAD
IN AMERICAN-MADE RV'S. >> HITTING THE ROAD AND HEADED
TO TULSA TOWN. RIGHTY OH.
>> COME ON EVERYBODY, YEAH YEAH ♪
>> THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT
WEARING MASKS OUTSIDE AND INSIDE TWO ARENAS IN TULSA FOR THE
PRESIDENT'S FIRST POST-LOCKDOWN RALLY.
>> THESE HOMIES ARE CATCHING RALLY VIBE.
>> AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING SICK.
>> NO WE'RE NOT CONCERNED. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE SAFE.
>> EVERYONE, LIKE KIMBERLY -- >> FOUR MORE YEARS!
>> AND THE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN STAFF.
AND LIVING COUSIN HERMAN CAIN. NOW BACK TO THE NEWS.
>> IT'S A DISEASE, HAS MORE NAMES THAN ANY DISEASE IN
HISTORY. KUNG F LU.
>> NICE XENOPHOBIC ZINGER DONNIE DANGERFIELD.
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK. >> PAW PATROL.
>> THE CANCEL CULTURE MOVE MT MAY NOW BE COMING FOR PAW P
PATROL. >> AND I SAID NOTHING.
THAT'S BEEN THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY.
>> Jimmy: REMEMBER PAW PATROL, I GUESS IT WENT AWAY.
SUNDAY- IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW- IS THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.
AND IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FATHERS DAY.
YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR FATHER'S DAY, GUILLERMO.
>> I DON'T KNOW I JUST HOPE TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO MY WIFE.
>> AND I WANT A FULL REPORT. I WANT TO KNOW EVERY MOMENT.
>> PROMISE I WILL. >> Jimmy: FROM BEGINNING TO END.
>> I PROMISE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A
NICE GIFT IDEA FOR DAD THIS WEEKEND, DON'T TOUCH THE
THERMOSTAT. JUST LEAVE IT WHERE IT WAS.
THIS MIGHT BE THE- WORST- OF MANY- UNREMARKABLE FATHERS DAYS
EVER- BECAUSE- I FEEL LIKE WE HAD ALL OUR BIG, EMOTIONAL
FAMILY REUNIONS ON MOTHERS DAY, AND NOW THAT FATHERS DAY IS
HERE, WE'RE BACK TO,“HERE'S SOME SOCKS DAD- TALK TO YOU NEXT
YEAR” THERE'S A STEREOTYPE- SOME
MIGHT SAY AN UNFAIR ONE- THAT DADS DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO
THEIR KIDS. SO IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE- WE
DECIDED TO PUT THAT TO THE TEST. WE WENT TO THE FARMER'S MARKET
HERE IN L.A.- TO PUT DADS ON THE SPOT- IN A NEW EDITION OF“POP
QUIZ” >> WE'RE ASKING DADS HOW MUCH
THEY KNOW ABOUT THEIR KID. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU VERY BASIC
INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR SON AND TELL US IF YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT OR
WRONG, FIRST QUESTION WHEN IS YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY?
>> OH, NO. ALL RIGHT.
I'M GUESSING HERE, I'M SAYING MARCH THE SOMETHING.
>> SO YOU SAID MARCH SOMETHING. >> YEAH, MARCH THE 13th.
>> SEPTEMBER 1st. >> CLOSE.
>> FEW DAYS OFF. YEAH.
>> HE LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN FARTHER OFF, HE WAS SIX
MONTHS ALMOST TO THE DAY. WHO IS NEXT?
>> WHO IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S BEST FRIEND.
>> YOU MET HER TODAY. >> VERONICA.
>> NO. STELLA.
>> STELLA. >> WHAT IS YOUR DAUGHTERS MIDDLE
NAME. >> CELINE.
>> NO. MY NAME IS NOT --
IT'S JULIA. >> THAT'S GONNA COST HIM AT
LEAST A PAIR OF EAR PODS. LET'S IF THIS THIS PERSON IS
BETTER. >> HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER?
>> SEVEN. >> WELL, I'M SIX.
>> WHAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S BLOOD TYPE.
>> WE DON'T KNOW. >> SIR, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FORFEIT THE SHIRT. HAS YOUR DAUGHTER EVER PLAYED A
INSTRUMENT. >> THAT'S WRONG.
I PLAYED THE PIANO. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> HOW LONG DID YOU PLAY THE PIANO FOR?
>> OH, LIKE, FIVE YEARS. >> DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR NOW.
>> YEAH IT SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR. >> HOW DO YOU FORGET THERE'S A
PIANO IN YOUR HOUSE. THEY'RE LARGE, RIGHT.
I GUESS SHE WASN'T THAT GOOD. LET'S TRY ANOTHER DAD.
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR SON'S SCHOOL?
>> TAYLOR RUN. >> NO.
>> WHAT IS? >> LIBERTY HIGH SCHOOL.
>> IS YOUR SON ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING?
>> I THINK TO NO STRAWBERRY -- BLUE -- EH -- SOMETHING BERRY.
>> ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING BERRIES.
>> NO. >> YEAH.
>> NO. >> ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING?
>> PENICILLIN. >> BERRIES, PENICILLIN, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE, HEY, KID, IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY CALL 911.
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR DOUBT ER'S BABY SITTER.
>> WE DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE. >> IT'S MALLORY.
>> MALLORY. OKAY.
>> MY FINAL QUESTION, TWO MINUTES AGO I ASKED WHAT IS YOUR
SON'S BIRTHDAY WHAT IS YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY.
>> IF I DIDN'T ANSWER IT RIGHT IT WOULD FEEL STUPID ANT
WOULDN'T SAY AN ANSWER -- IN SEPTEMBER -- THE --
>> 1st. >> 1st.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU WANT TO WISH YOUR DAD
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ALTHOUGH
YOU DON'T KNOW MY BIRTHDAY. >> THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK
STUPID. >> YOU DID THAT ALL ON YOUR OWN
BIG FELLA, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT- TONY HALE IS HERE- WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE- AND
WE'LL BE BACK WITH DAX SHEPARD. SO STICK AROUND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SERIES "THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT
SOCIETY" ON DISNEY PLUS, TONY HALE IS HERE.
THEN LATER, HER ALBUM IS CALLED "PRETTY BITCH MUSIC."
IT COMES OUT NEXT FRIDAY, MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE NEW SHOWS
WITH BILLY CRYSTAL, CHRIS PRATT, QUENTIN TARANTINO,
SARAH PAULSON, AND DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER LAWYER,
MICHAEL COHEN, WITH MUSIC FROM LUCY DAY-KISS, LUKAS NELSON AND
PROMISE OF THE REAL, SEVENTEEN, THE ISLEY BROTHERS AND
SNOOP DOGG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM
MANY MOVIES AND TV SHOWS, BUT HE HAS FOUND HIS TRUE CALLING IN
THE WORLD OF PODCASTS. STARTING JULY 1ST, "ARMCHAIR
EXPERT" MOVES EXCLUSIVELY TO SPOTIFY.
IT'S NOT REALLY A WORD ANYWAY. SO LET'S SAY HELLO TO DAX
SHEPARD, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING?
>> IS THIS NEW? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF
NEW. >> LIKE A MONTH OR SO.
>> Jimmy: A LITTLE OLDER. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME SITTING
IN IT. >> DIDN'T NOTICE WATCHING THE
SHOW LAST NIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU NOTICE
THAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT WHILE WATCHING THE
SHOW WE'RE DOING A VERY BAD JOB. >> FAILING MISSISSIERABLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE BENCHING PRESS A BOAT YOU'RE HUGE, YOU GAINED
30 POUNDS OF MUSCLE. >> I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT I
HAVE GAINED 25 POUNDS. I'M USUALLY 185.
AT THE END OF THE QUARANTINE, I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY.
>> >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD. >> I TOLD MY WIFE I HOPE MARVEL
WILL CALL AND GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO GET HUGE.
I REALLY NEED THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I SAID TOWARDS THE END OF QUARANTINE MARVEL'S NOT GONNA
CALL, I'M 46, IF I WANT TO DO IT IT'S ON ME TO DO IT.
SO SIX, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, IN THE GYM, EATING PROTEIN, GOING
CRAZY. >> Jimmy: I BET THEY WILL CALL
ONE OF THESE DAYS. >> I DON'T THINK THEY WILL,
JIMMY. WHAT WOULD MY CHARACTER BE.
YOU COULD MAYBE GET ME HIRED RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S HUNDREDS OF CHARACTERS UNASSIGNED.
>> CLASSIC MAN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DC CHARACTER
NOT NARVEL YOU HAVE TO FEIGN SOME KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD OF
MARVEL. >> REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID BIG BOY
CARTOONS I'LL DO THOSE. THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
I'LL BE IN A BIG BOY. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SELLING
YOURSELF TOO SHORT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT 22 SECONDS AND YOU'VE DEMOTED
YOURSELF TO BIG BOY. >> BUT AGAIN, I'LL DO IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO LOOK LIKE A BIG BOY.
>> I'M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING TO
MY WIFE IS I HAD BEEN A MEDIUM BOY FOR LIKE 45 YEARS AND NOW
I'M A BIG BOY AND I LIKE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'M NOT A MEDIUM BOY ANY MORE. >> Jimmy: AND GOT YOUR BIG BOY
BAG. >> AND BIG BOY BUS I DRIVE
AROUND. >> Jimmy: THAT IS ACTUALLY WE DO
HAVE A LOT OF CONVERSATION ABOUT BIG BOY IN OUR HOUSE WITH MY SON
WHO IS 4 YEARS OLD AND HE WANTS TO BE A BIG BOY IS.
>> WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG FAMOUSLY ON VACATION.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE LOADING UP OUR RV'S AND FAMILIES AND HITTING
THE ROAD THIS SUMMER. >> ARE YOU DRIVING TOO?
>> Jimmy: OH, YES. >> MY GOSH WE GOT TO GET CBs.
>> Jimmy: YES. DO YOU HAVE A CB?
>> MUST HAVE ONE. >> Jimmy: SEE I'LL GET US BOTH
CBs. >> OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS GONNA BE
GREAT. I KNOW A LOT OF LINGO THAT I
HOPE IS STILL RELEVANT. >> Jimmy: ME TOO.
BANDIT THAT'S THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE.
>> WHAT YARD STICK ARE YOU AT, WHAT'S YOUR 20.
THE 30 YARD STICK. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
CBs. BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS --
>> -- I HOPE IT'S MORE FUN THAN THAT.
>> Jimmy: IT WILL BE MORE FUN THAN THAT.
CONGRATULATIONS OFTEN YOUR MOVE TO SPOTIFY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH I KNOW IS A BIG THING.
PART OF, OBVIOUSLY IT'S A FINANCIAL THING, I ASSUME, PART
OF IT >> THEY'RE GOING TO PAY ME
UPWARDS OF $15,000 A YEAR. AND I WAS LIKE WRRKS DO I SIGN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE OTHER BENEFITS BEING UNDER THE SPOTD
TIE UMBRELLA. -- SPOTIFY UMBRELLA.
>> I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN IT HAPPENING BUT I GOT A CALL
BECAUSE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA THEY'RE IN BUSINESS WITH HIM AND
I SAID IF YOU ASK A QUESTION TO HIM ON INSTAGRAM IN A FEW DAYS
HE'S GOING TO READ THE ANSWERS THAT TO ME WAS REALLY THRILLING.
SO MY WIFE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME.
HAVE YOU MET HER. >> Jimmy: YES, SHE'S VERY
SUCCESSFUL. >> SO THE PATTERN OF OUR LIFE IS
THIS HAS HAPPENED NUMEROUS TIMES WHERE I FIND OUT THAT I WAS A
JEOPARDY CLUE. AND I GO, HON, I WAS A JEOPARDY
CLUE TODAY AND SHE GOES, YEAH, ISN'T IT FUN.
AND I REALIZE, OH, HOW LONG, NOT ONLY YOU ALREADY DID IT AND IT
WASN'T EVEN EXCITING ENOUGH TO TELL ME AND SO NOW I FEEL
STUPID. OR ANOTHER CLASSIC --
>> Jimmy: IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY. I KNOW IT'S ANOTHER SHOW BUT IT
IS A DOUBLE WHAMMY. >> ANOTHER CLASSIC ONE IS I HAD
16 YEARS OF SOB BRIGHT WHICH I LOST, LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT.
BUT I HAD POSTED SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WHATEVER, NO ONE GAVE A
[ BLEEP ] THEY SHOULDN'T AND THEN MY WIFE WROTE A BEAUTIFUL
THING OF CONGRATULATING ME AND IT BECAME A NEW CYCLE, AMERICA
SCELEBRATING KRISTEN FOR BEING O KIND TO ME ON MY ANNIVERSARY, I
WAS LIKE, DID YOU GET 16 YEARS TODAY.
SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. I FELT LIKE I FINALLY HAD HER,
RIGHT, I GO, NO WHOOP, BUT ON FRIDAY I GUESS OBAMA'S GONNA
LIKE READ A QUESTION I ASKED HIM, HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING
ABOUT ME FOR A LITTLE BIT, SHE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WAS
LIKE, WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. I'M JEALOUS.
>> Jimmy: NICE. >> CUT TO FRIDAY.
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH OBAMA READ MY QUESTION AND ANSWER IT, I
OPEN HIS INSTAGRAM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.
HE GOES I WANT TO TAKE MY FIRST QUESTION FROM DAX SHEPARD, GOOD
QUESTION, BEFORE I GET INTO THAT I WANT TO SAY ME AND MALIA AND
SASHA AND MICHELLE LOVE "THE GOOD PLACE "
WHAT A SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ] KRISTEN.
WE'RE CRAZY ABOUT KRISTEN BELL. HE WENT ON FOR SIX MINUTES ABOUT
HOW MUCH HE LOVED, WELL, THE WHOLE FAMILY, THE WHOLE OBAMA
FAMILY LOVES HER AND THAT SHE IS THE GLUE THAT HAS KEPT THAT
FAMILY TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION BUT HE HAD FORGOTTEN, HE WAS
RAMBLING ABOUT KRISTEN AND DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION.
YEAH, SO I GOT TO INTERVIEW HIM AFTER THAT.
HE'S GOING TO BE OUR FIRST GUEST ON SPOTIFY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ON YOUR PODCAST, YEAH.
>> SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I STARTED THE INTERVIEW BY GOING,
SO HEY YOU NEVER REALLY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION I ASK YOU SO LET
ME ASK YOU AGAIN NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD ASK IT
AGAIN. >> HE DID ANSWER AND HE TALKED
ABOUT KRISTEN MORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE OTHER WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE, MONICA.
>> YES. >> Jimmy: YOUR CO-HOST ON THE
PODCAST IS HERE WITH US. I'D LIKE TO BRING HER OUT.
WE'LL TAKE A BREAK FIRST. DAX SHEPARD IS HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WITH MONICA PADMAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: TONY HALE AND MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE ARE COMING UP.
JOINING US NOW IS DAX'S "ARMCHAIR EXPERT" CO-HOST,
FACT-CHECKER, , MONICA PADMAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP,
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL DOLLED UP.
>> THAT'S MY TRICK, I SWEAR SWEATS AND THEN BRING IT DOWN.
>> Jimmy: LIKE A SUPER HEARO. >> EXACTLY I'M A SUPERHERO.
>> Jimmy: MARVEL MIGHT CALL YOU AFTER THIS.
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CALLING HIM --
>> Jimmy: I HEARD A PODCAST YOU GUYS DID WITH PRINCE HARRY AND
IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND HE WAS VERY DIFFERENT THAN I EXPECTED
HIM TO BE. >> RIGHT.
YEAH. >> Jimmy: DAX, BY THE WAY, YOU
JUMPED RIGHT IN COMPLIMENTING HIS BODY.
>> YES, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NOT JUST THAT BUT
IMMEDIATELY BRINGING UP THE BACHELOR PARTY IN LAS VEGAS
WHERE HE WAS AT. >> HE WAS JACKED.
>> HE WAS. >> IS THAT WHERE IT STARTED.
>> FOR YOUR OBSESSION AND MINE. >> YEAH.
>> YES, THAT'S WHERE IT STARTED. HE'S THE HANDSOME PRINCE.
>> Jimmy: THEY REALLY EXIST. >> THEY DO.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS GOT INTO REALLY GOOD STUFF.
>> SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED PERFECTLY.
WHICHCY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROYALS, UNFORTUNATELY.
>> SO EMBARRASSING. >> Jimmy: I'M THE SAME I DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ROYALS AS WELL.
>> SO WELL SUITED TO INTERVIEW HIM.
IT WAS GREAT. >> HE WAS SO NORMAL.
I WAS SO BLOWN AWAY. HE WAS ALREADY HANDSOME AND
ADDING HIS NORMALCY INTO IT, FULLY.
>> Jimmy: YOU WENT RIGHT INTO TALKING ABOUT THIS CALENDAR.
>> THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW.
WHEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT HIS BODY MONICA SAID DAX IS OBSESSED
WITH THE MALE BODY AND I MADE THIS CALENDAR DID HE EXPRESS AN
INTEREST. >> I THINK SO.
>> FIVE MINUTES OUT HE'S LEAP THROUGH THIS.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A CALENDAR MONICA YOU MADE FOR DAX.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND THE PRINCE IS
LOOKING THROUGH THIS. AND AT A CERTAIN POINT THESE ARE
YOUR FRIENDS, DAX. >> YEAH THESE ARE ALL THE BODIES
I LOVE. MONICA MAKES THIS CALENDAR.
THAT ONE'S CONFUSING. >> THERE'S A COUPLE QUESTIONABLE
ONES. >> OH, THAT'S TOM HANSON WHO YOU
KNOW. THAT'S HIS ENVIABLE HAIRLINE.
>> IMAGINE I'M SENDING TEXT TO ALL THESE PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: OH, THESE ARE SOLICITED PHOTOS.
>> OF COURSE. YES.
I'M LIKE HEY I'M BUILDING THIS CALENDAR FOR DAX, LONG STORY,
COULD YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART.
WITHOUT CLOTHES ON IT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU NOT HAVE MY
CELLPHONE NUMBER. >> WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
THE PRINCE LOVED THAT ONE. DIDN'T SAY IT VOCALLY BUT HE
LIKED IT. >> HE'S LIKE WHY DID I COME TO
AMERICA. >> YEAH, ANOTHER CONFUSING ONE.
>> INSIDE JOKE. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY WE END.
>> BLEEP THAT OUT. >> Jimmy: WOW.
LOOK AT THAT. WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT THAT IS.
MONICA, IS FAIR TO SAY YOU ARE, LIKE, DON'T WANT TO SAY THIRD
WHEEL BUT THIRD WHEEL IN DAX AND KRISTEN'S TRISICKLE OF LAW.
>> ABSOLUTELY WE WERE IN A THREE-WAY MARRIAGE.
>> Jimmy: AND DID YOU MEET IN A SEXUAL WAY.
>> NOT WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF TWO WIVES.
>> YET. .
>> Jimmy: DOES IT BECOME EVER, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE
LIVING TOGETHER DURING THE PANDEMIC.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES IT BECOME
CONFUSING? ARE THE LINES BLURRED BETWEEN
WORK AND PERSONAL LIFE? DO YOU HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN
PODCAST WHERE YOU ARE -- YOU'VE NOT DATED SOMEONE SERIOUSLY
EVER, RIGHT? >> OHH WE'RE GOING THERE.
>> BUCKLE UP. >> Jimmy: WELL YOU HAVE A
PODCAST ABOUT IT, RIGHT. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE THAT
PODCAST. >> MINE.
>> Jimmy: YOUR OWN IDEA. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WONDER IF DAX AND KRISTEN REALLY WANT YOU TO BE
WITH SOMEONE OR IF THEY WANT YOU TO JUST STAY WITH THEM.
>> WE SAY WE WANT HER TO FIND LOVE OR OUR MARRIAGE WOULD FALL
APART. >> NO LIE.
>> THROUGHOUT QUARANTINE, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY BED HOPPERS SHE
CAME TO LIVE WITH US IN QUARANTINE BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN
THE POD WORKING TOGETHER. HIT HIM WHERE IT ENDED.
>> IT HIT CRITICAL MASS A MONTH IN BECAUSE KRISTEN GOT COVID.
WE THOUGHT. AND SO SHE WAS IN HER ROOM
QUARANTINING ON HER OWN, AT THE SAME TIME, DAX BROKE HIS HAND
AND COULDN'T MAKE FOOD, COULDN'T HELP WITH ANYTHING.
>> I HAD RODS COMING OUT OF MY FINGERS.
>> HE DID HAVE RODS. >> OKAY.
>> AND THEN I WAS THERE LIKE OH, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE
CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE ON VACATION.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> OKAY.
BYE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU LEFT.
>> I LEFT. >> IT WAS SO ABRUPT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT WAS SO ABRUPT SHE JUST
ENTERED THE LIVING ROOM WITH ALL HER BELONGINGS.
>> I GOTTA GO. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU WORRIED THEY
WERE GOING TO STOP YOU. >> NO THEY CAN'T.
>> Jimmy: THAT GUYS GOT RODS LIKE WOLVERINE.
>> BUT LIKE MANY MARRIAGES IN QUARANTINE OURS ENDED IN
DIVORCE. >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
CONTINUES WHERE IT MATTERS. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> NOW IT'S A TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE BECAUSE NOW IT'S JUST
FINANCIAL. >> RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] > Jimmy: WELL THE PODCAST IS A
LOT OF FUN TO LISTEN TO. CONGRATULATIONS ON SPOTIFY.
JULY 1st YOU GUYS MOVE THERE "ARM CHAIR EXPERT" IT'S FREE.
>> FREE. >> FREE.
>> Jimmy: AND, OH, PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL BE YOUR FIRST SPOTIFY
GUEST. DAX SHEPARD AND MONICA PADMAN,
EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TONY HALE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK WITH
MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE IS ON THE WAY.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR FROM TWO OF
THE FUNNIEST SHOWS EVER. BUT NOW, HE IS WORKING WITH HIS
FAVORITE PERSON, HIMSELF. HE PLAYS TWIN BROTHERS IN "THE
MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY." >> THERE'S ROLES AND THEN
THERE'S RULES. >> WHICH ARE TOOLS FOR FOOLS.
>> OH, MISTER -- MISTER --
>> USE THIS ONE. >> HE LIKES THIS.
>> SORRY. >> HOW LONG WAS I OUT.
>> THREE SECONDS. >> HERE'S A HELPFUL FACT.
I HAVE TYPE ONE NEC WITH CAT --
>> >> Jimmy: "THE MYSTERIOUS
BENEDICT SOCIETY" PREMIERES A WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON DISNEY
PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME TONY HALE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: TONY, YOU LOOK VERY WELL, TOO, BOY.
>> I FEEL GREAT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY
LOOKS GOOD EXCEPT FOR ME. HOW ARE THINGS GOING.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE, A. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
I WAS KIDDING TO BE HONEST. >> YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR OUT OF DAX HOPING
YOU HAD SOMETHING. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
LAST TIME YOU WERE OFFICIALLY OUR LAST GUEST BEFORE COVID HIT
US AND SENT EVERYBODY HOME. >> YEAH, AND I WILL SAY, LIKE,
THAT -- ME BEING HERE -- BECAUSE I REMEMBER EVERYTHING WAS KINDS
OF GOING CHAOTIC AND WAS REALLY UNCERTAIN.
BEING HERE WAS KIND OF A CONSTANT.
LIKE, AT LEAST THIS IS STILL GOING ON IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL
GIFT TO PEOPLE, AT LEAST KIMMEL IS STAYING STEADY.
>> THEN NO. THEN WE WERE GONE.
I THINK WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TWO OR THREE WEEKS AND WE'D BE
BACK. >> WHEN I CAME OUT TO SHAKE
PETE'S HAND -- >> Jimmy: PETE WAS THE HOST THAT
NIGHT. >> I WENT FOR THE HAND AND HE
WENT FOR THIS. THAT'S WHEN I WENT OH, TIME'S
ARE CHANGING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS OUT
GETTING MY EYEBROWS THREADED. >> WOW.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR FATHER'S DAY?
>> GOING TO NORTH CAROLINA TO HANG WITH THE FAMILY AT THE
LAKE. >> Jimmy: NICE.
I MENTIONED THIS BECAUSE A FEW YEARS AGO ON MOTHER'S DAY WE
ASKED CELEBRITIES TO READ TEXT FROM THEIR MOM.
>> HUGE SECELEBRITIES. >> Jimmy: YOU READ ONE OF THE
MORE INTERESTING TEXT. >> HEY SON OUR NEW FRIENDS ARE
LOVING ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. WE STILL DON'T GET IT.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED
TO ASK IF THAT WAS TRUE. >> OH, YEAH, MY PARENTS THINK IT
IS DUMB, TO THIS DAY THEY THINK IT IS A STUPID SHOW.
I'M NOT KIDDING. THE ONLY EPISODE THEY THOUGHT
WAS FUNNY WHEN MARTIN SHORT WAS ON, AND THEY'RE LIKE WELL, HE'S
FUNNY. THAT GUY'S FUNNY.
THEY THINK IT'S STUPID SHOW TO THIS DAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY THINK ABOUT "VEE P".
>> MY DAD ALWAYS HAS NOTES THEY CALL ME ANTHONY, HE'S LIKE
ANTHONY, YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE MEAN, MIGHT WANT TO TONE IT
BACK. OR THIS ONE IS CROSSING THE
LINE. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T THINK OF ONE
SITUATION IN WHICH YOUR CHARACTER WAS MEAN ON VEEP.
>> JUST THE WHOLE SHOW. HE HAD NOTES ON EVERY CHARACTER.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU PASS THOSE ALONG.
>> I WANTED TO BUT I DIDN'T. YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN.
>> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS ONE DAY WERE AT THE EMMY'S WITH YOU.
>> THEY WERE. BY THE WAY MY PARENTS ARE VERY,
VERY SUPPORTIVE. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO MY MOM AND DAD CAME AND MY
MOM AND WIFE WERE GETTING READY AND DAD AND I WERE WAITING IN
OUR TUXES TO GO TO THE EMMY'S AND MY DAD GOES, HEY, ANTHONY,
DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA HELP YOUR CAREER?
AND I SAID, UH, I THINK I PEAKED.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN GET
BETTER, DAD. >> Jimmy: HADN'T YOU ALREADY WON
A COUPLE EMMYS BEFORE THAT. >> I KNOW.
HE JUST WASN'T THINKING I DON'T KNOW IS THIS REALLY
GOING TO MAKE A STEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOUR DAD DO
FOR A LIVING? >> HE WAS IN I.T., HE WAS A
COLONEL IN THE ARMY AND THEN HE RETIRED --
>> Jimmy: SO THERE'S NO NONSENSE FOR HIM.
A NO-NONSENSE GUY. >> HE'S LIKE IS GOING TO HELP IN
YOUR CAREER. I'M LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN
GET BETTER. IT MIGHT BE GOING DOWN, DAD.
>> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER IS A TEENAGER.
>> YEAH SHE'S 15. >> Jimmy: IS SHE AN ADMIRER OF
YOUR WORK? >> SHE'S PRETTY -- SHE'S PRETTY
EMBARRASSED BY ME RIGHT NOW. I EMBARRASS HER BUT WE STARTED
TO WATCH "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" A LITTLE BIT.
HOWEVER THERE'S SCENED JESSICA WALTER WHO RECENTLY PASS WHO'D
PLAYED LOOSE HE'LL BLUE AND IT WAS A SEEN SHE WAS ON HOUSE
ARREST AND CAN'T SMOKE AND I PLAY BUSTER, HER SON, SHE BLOWS
THE SMOKE IN MY MOUTH. >> Jimmy: NORMAL.
>> AND I INHALE IT AND BLOW IT OUT ON THE BALCONY.
IT'S THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP.
THERE'S A PART WHERE I'M LIKE DO I REALLY WANT MY DAUGHTER
WATCHING ME INHALE SMOKE FROM A WOMAN AND THEN GO OUT TO THE
BALCONY. I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY BUT THINGS
LIKE THAT YOU'RE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: IS SHE FUNNY TOO, YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> VERY FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THE OTHER DAY I WAS SINGING IN THE CAR AND SHE SAID, DAD, DO
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE? AND I SAID, NOT REALLY.
SHE GOES, AT LEAST YOU'RE AWARE OF IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU PLAY TWINS IN THIS
SHOW. >> I DO, I DO.
>> Jimmy: ONE IS BAD, ONE IS GOOD.
>> WELL, ONE I THINK IS GOOD AND ONE IS MISUNDERSTOOD.
>> Jimmy: I SEE. AND WELL, WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING
TWINS -- LIKE, WHEN YOU READ FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS, I DON'T
KNOW HOW IT WORKS, MAYBE YOU JUST GET OFFERED THE JOB, MAYBE
YOU WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS FOR YOU, DO YOU DO BOTH PARTS.
>> THEY WERE VERY KIND IT BRING THE JOB TO ME.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE EMMY'S, NOW THE ANSWER TO INJURE
D -- YOUR DAD
YES, DAD IT WILL HELP TREMENDOUSLY.
>> I'M GOING TO GET A CONVERSATION AT THE HOUSE AFTER
THIS. >> Jimmy: OUT AT THE LAKE, YOU
MEET SUDDENLY FEEL A HARD PUSH. >> EXACTLY.
BUT IT WAS A GREAT CHALLENGE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WITH
ANYTHING YOU START, IT'S DAUNTING.
BUT THE COOL THING IS, I WAS VERY EXCITED ABOUT PLAYING TWINS
BUT THEN COVID HIT AND DOING THE SHOW KIND OF BECAME A BIGGER
DEAL TO ME BECAUSE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE WHERE THERE'S THIS
GLOBAL CRISIS AND I PLAY MR. BENEDICT WHO SEND THESE FOUR
KIDS OUT TO HELP FIND THE CAUSE AND THESE KIDS DON'T HAVE
MAICAL POWERS BUT THEIR SUPER POWERS ARE THEIR INTEL ELECT,
CREATIVITY AND EMPATHY. >> Jimmy: LIKE THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION. >> LIKE THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION. DONALD TRUMP, SCHINT EXHIBIT A.
AFTER THE YEAR WE HAD THOSE ARE OUR SUPER POWERS.
WITH ALL OF THE NOISE THOSE ARE THE VOICES THAT RISE TO THE TOP.
>> Jimmy: IT WOULD STILL BE AWESOME TO FLY OR SOMETHING.
>> FUNNY THING, MY DAUGHTER WENT BUNGEE JUMPING THIS PAST SUNDAY,
I TOOK HER, I DID NOT DO IT BUT I WATCHED.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. >> I HAVE A TERRIBLE FEAR OF
HEIGHTS. >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE THE
WORST THING YOU'D HAVE TO WITNESS.
>> IT WAS SO SCAREY, LIKE, I'M GOING TO WATCH MY DAUGHTER FALL
TO HER DEATH AND I'M GONNA GET IT ON VIDEO.
>> Jimmy: HE'S OKAY, .
>> SHE BOUNCED BACK UP.
>> Jimmy: YOU ALSO HAVE A MOVIE CALLED NINE DAYS
WITH FANTASTIC REVIEWS. >> YEAH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FILM
DIRECTED BY ED S AND WINSTON DUKE IS IN IT AND IT IS AROUND
FIVE SOULS THAT GET TO LIVE I PLAY ONE OF THE FIVE SOULS.
>> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU GET TO LIVE.
OF >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: "THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY" PREMIERES A
WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS HER ALBUM "PRETTY BITCH MUSIC" IS OUT NEXT
FRIDAY. WITH THE SONG "FAST MOTION,"
SAWEETIE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ ♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST
UH HUH FIRST PLACE
YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT
♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS
I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪
♪ I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH
FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST ♪
WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪
♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION
WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ ICIEST CHICK IN
THE WHOLE LAND I HIT THE ROAD
IN A ALL WHITE LAMB ♪ ♪ I KEEP A FRESH
SET UP ON MY HANDS YOU DON'T LIKE ME
BUT YOU ON MY GRAM ♪ ♪ HOW YOU LOOK
HOW YOU LOOK HOW YOU SOUND ♪
♪ I'M A BOSS I'M A BRAT
HARD TO HANDLE ♪ ♪ I'M A REAL LIFE MOOD
A REAL LIFE MUSE GOT SOME PRETTY
TOES IN MY SANDALS ♪ ♪ I CAN'T HELP
I WAS BORN LIKE THIS AIN'T MY FAULT
THAT YOU WANT MY DRIP ♪ ♪ LITTLE BITTER CHICK
COULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND NOW YOU GOTTA LISTEN
WHILE I POP MY ♪ ♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST
UH HUH ♪ ♪ FIRST PLACE
YOU COMING IN LAST THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS
I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪
♪ I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH
FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST ♪
♪ I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT GAS
I'M HITTING THAT HITTING THAT ♪
♪ LO COMOTION WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪
♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪
♪ LO COMOTION WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪
♪ RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER BE NUMBER TWO
GOT THE CANDY APPLE LUBS ♪ ♪ HIT THE GAS
THEN I ZOOM MAD CAUSE I'M RICH ♪
♪ AND I'M YOUNG AND I'M CUTE
ALL EYES ON ME WHEN I STEP IN THE ROOM ♪
♪ WHY YOU STAY WITH MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH
DON'T YOU GET TIRED THAT'S A MOUTH FULL ♪
♪ WANNA WEAR MY JEWELS AND SIP MY JUICE
NEED A COUPLE CUBAN LINKS WITH SOME BIG BAMBOOS ♪
♪ I CAN'T HELP I WAS BORN LIKE THIS
AIN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU WANT MY DRIP ♪
♪ LITTLE BITTLE CHICK COULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND
NOW YOU GOTTA WATCH WHILE I WIN WIN WIN ♪
♪ FAST I'M COMING IN FAST UH HUH ♪
♪ FIRST PLACE YOU COMING IN LAST
THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M HITTING THAT
HITTING THAT GAS I'M HITTING THAT
HITTING THAT MY BODY ♪ ♪ I'M COMING IN FAST
UH HUH FIRST PLACE
YOU COMING IN LAST ♪ ♪ I'M HITTING THAT
HITTING THAT GAS I'M HITTING THAT
HITTING THAT ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION
WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪
♪ I PUT IT IN I PUT IT IN
I PUT IT IN MOTION ♪ ♪ LO COMOTION
WE CAUSING A COMMOTION ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING
MY BRA TOO TIGHT YOU MAD AS HELL
THAT I SHINE SO BRIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING
MY BRA TOO TIGHT JIGGLING
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING
MY BRA TOO TIGHT YOU MAD AS HELL
THAT I SHINE SO BRIGHT ♪ ♪ MY BACK IS ACHING
MY BRA TOO TIGHT JIGGLING
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK DAX SHEPARD, MONICA PADMAN,
TONY HALE, AND SAWEETIE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. BLESS UP.
WORD UP. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING,
GOODNIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME
FATHER'S DAY AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU A MAGA RALLY SOME TIME IN
THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE. HAVE A GREAT DAY GUYS, BE WELL.