1 00:00:00,618 --> 00:00:01,868 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:06,272 TONIGHT -- ZOOEY DESCHANEL. 3 00:00:06,324 --> 00:00:07,990 SAM RICHARDSON. A GUY WHO GOT SWALLOWED BY A 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:10,893 WHALE, AND MUSIC FROM KODAK BLACK. 5 00:00:10,895 --> 00:00:15,615 AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 6 00:00:15,666 --> 00:00:18,000 >> Jimmy: HELLO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 7 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,236 HI, I'M JIMMY. I AM THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 8 00:00:20,238 --> 00:00:22,104 THANKS FOR WATCHING. OH, MAN. 9 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:24,640 WE HAVE QUITE A SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 10 00:00:24,642 --> 00:00:26,042 WE HAVE QUITE A FEW THINGS ON TAP. 11 00:00:26,044 --> 00:00:29,312 I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE TONIGHT. 12 00:00:29,314 --> 00:00:32,664 WE HAVE A MIRACLE AT SEA. A MAN WHO WAS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY 13 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:38,821 A SEA CREATURE, AND IS HERE TO TELL US ABOUT THAT EXPERIENCE. 14 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND WE ALSO ARE FOLLOWING THE 15 00:00:40,691 --> 00:00:45,077 TRAVELS OF JOE BIDEN, WHO SPENT THE DAY IN GENEVA FOR A 16 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,878 MUCH-ANTICIPATED SUMMIT WITH ROOTIN' TOOTIN' 17 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,197 VLADIMIR PUTIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:49,198 BIDEN WAS THERE TO CONVEY THAT THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,351 TOLERATE ANY MALARKEY, SHENANIGANS, OR PANKY OF THE 20 00:00:52,403 --> 00:00:55,004 HANKY TYPE. AT ALL. 21 00:00:55,006 --> 00:00:58,824 [ LAUGHTER ] HE TOLD REPORTERS HE'S SEEKING A 22 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:01,994 PREDICTABLE AND RATIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSIA. 23 00:01:02,046 --> 00:01:03,546 WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE SAME THING I TOLD MY WIFE WHEN WE 24 00:01:03,548 --> 00:01:04,880 EXCHANGED WEDDING VOWS. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:01:04,882 --> 00:01:06,765 THE MEETING WAS SHORTER THAN EXPECTED. 26 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:09,151 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO FOUR OR FIVE HOURS, BUT THEY WRAPPED IT 27 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,337 UP IN LESS THAN THREE. I HAD A FEELING THOSE TWO 28 00:01:11,389 --> 00:01:13,339 WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE HOMETOWN DATE. 29 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:18,694 [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS GOT OFF TO A SOMEWHAT 30 00:01:18,696 --> 00:01:20,029 CHAOTIC START WHEN THE PROCEEDINGS WERE BRIEFLY 31 00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:21,713 OBSTRUCTED BY A VERY STUBBORN PHOTOGRAPHER WHO GOT RIGHT IN 32 00:01:21,766 --> 00:01:30,089 FRONT OF THE CAMERA THAT FEEDS EVERY NEWS CHANNEL. 33 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:36,661 >> COULD YOU MOVE? I CAN'T GET A SHOT OF BOTH OF 34 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:37,929 THEM. CAN YOU MOVE? 35 00:01:37,982 --> 00:01:40,967 WE CAN'T GET A SHOT. CAN YOU MOVE? 36 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:47,139 THIS GUY'S GOT TO MOVE. >> SIR. 37 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:50,025 I TOLD YOU, GO AWAY, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: YES, GO AWAY, PLEASE. 38 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:56,399 BY THE WAY, ALL THAT OBSTINANCE FOR THIS PICTURE THAT PRETTY 39 00:01:56,401 --> 00:01:58,216 MUCH EVERYONE GOT? BY THE WAY, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE 40 00:01:58,269 --> 00:01:59,468 BACKGROUND IN THAT SHOT? TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 41 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:04,289 THAT IS THE SAME BACKGROUND THEY USED AT THE OLAN MILLS PORTRAIT 42 00:02:04,342 --> 00:02:10,295 STUDIO IN 1983. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 43 00:02:10,348 --> 00:02:12,531 PRESIDENT BIDEN -- THIS WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. 44 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,533 HE GOT A GIFT FOR HIS RUSSIAN COUNTERPART. 45 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:16,552 HE GAVE PUTIN A PAIR OF CUSTOM AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. 46 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,870 "HELLO MR. MURDERER, I BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU. 47 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:19,288 TRY 'EM ON THEY'RE JUST LIKE MINE." 48 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,957 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP HAD TO BE SO JEALOUS. 49 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:26,078 HE LOVED HIS SUGAR VLADDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:29,131 ONE COMPLIMENT FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN, TRUMP NEVER STOPPED 51 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,533 TALKING ABOUT IT. >> YOU KNOW, PUTIN SAID, DONALD 52 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:35,204 TRUMP IS A GENIUS. PUTIN CALLED ME A GENIUS. 53 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,440 VLADIMIR PUTIN SAID, DONALD TRUMP IS A GENIUS. 54 00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:38,958 PUTIN SAID, DONALD TRUMP'S A GENIUS. 55 00:02:39,009 --> 00:02:42,661 THEN PUTIN SAID, DONALD TRUMP IS A GENIUS, HE'S GOING TO BE THE 56 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,647 NEXT GREAT LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES. 57 00:02:44,649 --> 00:02:47,216 HE SAID ONE NICE THING ABOUT ME, HE SAID I'M A GENIUS. 58 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:52,721 WHEN PUTIN TELLS EVERYBODY G DONALD TRUMP IS A GENIUS, THEN I 59 00:02:52,723 --> 00:02:54,457 HAVE PEOPLE SAYING YOU SHOULD DISAVOW. 60 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:59,411 I SHOULD DISAVOW THAT? I'M NOT DISAVOWING HE CALLS ME A 61 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:01,279 GENIUS. GUY CALLS YOU A GENIUS, YOU'RE 62 00:03:01,332 --> 00:03:04,349 NOT GOING TO DISAVOW, DO WE AGREE? 63 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:07,403 ONLY A STUPID PERSON WOULD DISAVOW. 64 00:03:07,405 --> 00:03:11,156 WHY I WOULD DISAVOW? GUY CALLS YOU A GENIUS, IS 65 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:15,177 ANYBODY GOING TO DISAVOW IN MY REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS SAID, YOU 66 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:19,932 HAVE TO REPUTE THAT. I SAID, I'M NOT REPUTING IT WHEN 67 00:03:19,984 --> 00:03:23,869 SOMEBODY CALLS ME A GENIUS, WHY WOULD I REPUTE THAT? 68 00:03:23,921 --> 00:03:26,422 [ LAUGHTER ] WHY THE HELL WOULD I REPUTE 69 00:03:26,424 --> 00:03:27,690 THAT? >> Jimmy: I BELIEVE THE WORD 70 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:31,510 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS REFUTE, NOT REPUTE, BUT THEN I'M NOT A 71 00:03:31,562 --> 00:03:34,680 GENIUS. DUMMY DONALD WAS SO EXCITED TO 72 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:36,865 TELL EVERYBODY PUTIN CALLED HIM A GENIUS. 73 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:41,237 DID HE CALL HIM A GENIUS IN THE FACT CHECKERS SAY -- NO, HE DID 74 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:43,756 NOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 75 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:50,696 PROBABLY CALLED HIM A "PENIS" AND TRUMP HEARD IT WITH A "G." 76 00:03:50,748 --> 00:03:54,416 [ LAUGHTER ] MUCH OF THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN 77 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,018 PUTIN AND BIDEN TODAY WAS FOCUSED ON CYBERATTACKS. 78 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,436 BIDEN HINTED STRONGLY THAT THE UNITED STATES WOULD TAKE ACTION 79 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,337 IF THE RUSSIANS CONTINUE WITH THE ELECTION MEDDLING AND 80 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:00,539 RANSOMWARE. BIDEN THREATENED TO HIT PUTIN 81 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:02,191 WITH CAPTCHA CODES THAT HAVE SO MANY FIRE HYDRANTS HE'LL NEVER 82 00:04:02,193 --> 00:04:04,577 GET THROUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:04:04,628 --> 00:04:09,881 AND WHEN ASKED WHETHER HE CAN TRUST PUTIN, BIDEN SAID, "LET'S 84 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:12,601 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. YOU KNOW, AS THAT OLD EXPRESSION 85 00:04:12,603 --> 00:04:14,003 GOES, THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING IS IN THE EATING IT. 86 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:16,021 WE'RE GONNA KNOW SHORTLY." [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:04:16,073 --> 00:04:17,622 THERE'S ALSO ANOTHER EXPRESSION THAT GOES "IF VLADIMIR PUTIN 88 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,858 GIVES YOU PUDDING, DON'T EAT IT." 89 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:23,345 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY FILLED 90 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,598 WITH PLUTONIUM. [ APPLAUSE ] 91 00:04:25,649 --> 00:04:27,133 SPEAKING OF EXOTIC JOES, THE TIGER KING, JOE EXOTIC IS STILL 92 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,101 IN PRISON. HE IS SERVING A 22 YEAR SENTENCE 93 00:04:30,154 --> 00:04:32,688 FOR SOLICITING A HITMAN. BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED HIM FROM 94 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:36,809 SPREADING HIS BUSINESS WINGS. JOE ANNOUNCED VIA TWITTER THAT 95 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,745 HE IS LAUNCHING A LINE OF CANNABIS PRODUCTS. 96 00:04:39,797 --> 00:04:43,098 FROM JAIL. EDIBLES AND SMOKABLES TOO. 97 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:48,320 BOY. BETWEEN THE TIGERS AND THE 98 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:51,357 PRISON AND THE WEED, DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT JOE 99 00:04:51,408 --> 00:04:54,192 EXOT AND I CAN MIKE TYSON ARE FOLLOWING THE EXACT SAME 100 00:04:54,245 --> 00:04:59,748 POST-BOXING CAREER PATH? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ARE ] 101 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,101 ALL HE NEEDS NOW IS HALF A FACE TATTOO. 102 00:05:02,152 --> 00:05:03,685 YOU KNOW WHO JUST GOT A BOOK DEAL? 103 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,620 DONALD TRUMP'S SON-IN-LAW, JARED, HAS SIGNED ON TO WRITE 104 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,790 WHAT HIS PUBLISHERS PROMISE WILL BE THE DEFINITIVE RECOUNTING OF 105 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,192 THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT TELLS THE STORY ABOUT 106 00:05:10,194 --> 00:05:14,063 JARED KUSHNER'S METEORIC RISE FROM NORDSTROM'S MANNEQUIN TO 107 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,413 SYCOPHANT SON-IN-LAW TO WHITE HOUSE INCOMPETENT. 108 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:17,833 [ LAUGHTER ] THE BOOK ISN'T DUE OUT UNTIL 109 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:20,102 NEXT YEAR, BUT THEY'RE ALREADY ADAPTING IT INTO A MOVIE 110 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,255 DIRECTED BY SURPRISINGLY ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST RESPECTED 111 00:05:23,307 --> 00:05:28,310 DIRECTORS WORKING TODAY. >> THIS SUMMER, FROM THE 112 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:33,632 WONDERFULLY PREDICTABLE MIND OF DIRECTOR WES ANDERSON -- COMES 113 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:37,603 THE STORY OF A PRIVILEGED WHITE GUY IN A SLIM FITTING SUIT. 114 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:41,473 >> MY NAME IS JARED KUSHNER. >> WHO MARRIED INTO AN 115 00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:50,899 ECCENTRIC, WELL-OFF FAMILY. BUT THE DIVISIVE, NARCISSISTIC 116 00:05:50,901 --> 00:05:55,221 PATRIARCH, AND QUIRKY IN-LAWS WITH SAD FATHER ISSUES, WITH 117 00:05:55,272 --> 00:06:01,910 LOTS OF CREEPY, SYMMETRICAL SHOTS AND AN AWKWARD, INCESTUOUS 118 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:10,552 LOVE TRIANGLE -- ♪ 119 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,805 "THE JARED KUSHNER CHRONICLES: FELLOWSHIP OF THE TACTICAL 120 00:06:13,858 --> 00:06:15,908 VEST." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 121 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:20,779 >> Jimmy: WELL, I'LL GO SEE THAT, YOU KNOW? 122 00:06:20,831 --> 00:06:22,414 WHY IS JOE EXOTIC SELLING WEED, AND THIS GUY ISN'T? 123 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,666 HIS NAME IS KUSH-NER FOR GOD'S SAKE. 124 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:27,803 [ LAUGHTER ] BASEBALL IS BACK. 125 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,839 YOU KNOW, ABOUT HALF THE STADIUMS ARE ALLOWING CAPACITY 126 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,876 CROWDS NOW. WITH MORE TO COME THIS WEEKEND. 127 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:35,327 AND I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE EIGHT TIME ALL-STAR AND 128 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:42,217 THREE-TIME CY YOUNG AWARD WINNER PEDRO MARTINEZ, WHO TONIGHT 129 00:06:42,219 --> 00:06:44,870 UNWITTINGLY THREW OUT THE UNINTENTIONAL JOKE OF THE DAY 130 00:06:44,922 --> 00:06:46,237 RIGHT DOWN THE CENTER OF THE PLATE. 131 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:50,142 >> GUESS WHAT, IT'S MY GAME AND I DICTATE HOW I WANT MY BALLS TO 132 00:06:50,194 --> 00:06:55,297 BE RUBBED UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:59,351 IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB OF RUBBING THE BALLS THE WAY I WANTED THEM 134 00:06:59,403 --> 00:07:02,755 AND I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE, I WAS GOING TO DO WHATEVER. 135 00:07:02,806 --> 00:07:03,289 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I FEEL EXACTLY THE 136 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:07,226 SAME WAY, THANK YOU. I PROMISED IT AND IT'S TIME FOR 137 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:08,961 THE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. I ANNOUNCED I WOULD BE 138 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,612 ANNOUNCING, AND NOW IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THAT, YOU KNOW, 139 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:14,132 THERE ARE FEW AMERICAN TRADITIONS MORE EXCITING THAN A 140 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:16,685 COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL GAME. THE TRADITION, THE PAGEANTRY, 141 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,054 AND MOST SIGNIFICANTLY THE SPONSOR NAMES. 142 00:07:19,056 --> 00:07:23,408 THERE ARE SO MANY MEMORABLE, COLORFUL NAMES. 143 00:07:23,461 --> 00:07:27,162 THE R&L CARRIERS NEW ORLEANS BOWL. 144 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,164 THE ROOFCLAIM.COM BOCA RATON BOWL. 145 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,065 [ LAUGHTER ] THE TROPICAL SMOOTHIE CAÉ 146 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:31,566 FRISCO BOWL. THE LENDING TREE BOWL. 147 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,686 THE CHEEZ-IT BOWL. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. 148 00:07:34,739 --> 00:07:44,846 AND EVER SINCE I WAS 52, WHICH WAS LAST YEAR -- 149 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,030 [ LAUGHTER ] -- I HAVE DREAMED OF HAVING A 150 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,565 COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME NAMED AFTER ME. 151 00:07:47,618 --> 00:07:48,667 AND TONIGHT, I AM THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THAT DREAM HAS 152 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,285 FINALLY COME TRUE. LET'S GO LIVE TO THE BRAND NEW 153 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:52,570 AND BEAUTIFUL SOFI STADIUM HERE IN LOS ANGELES. 154 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:57,125 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHICH IS NOW THE SITE OF THE 155 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,228 INAUGURAL JIMMY KIMMEL L.A. BOWL! 156 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:02,881 THAT'S RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 157 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:03,882 THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOWL GAME. 158 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:08,386 THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING. NEVER BEFORE HAS A BOWL GAME 159 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:12,641 BEEN NAMED AFTER A HUMAN BEING. AND PAPA JOHN DOESN'T COUNT. 160 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:14,026 HE'S BARELY HUMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:18,630 THIS IS OUR DRUMLINE. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DRUMLINE OF 162 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:24,303 THE JIMMY KIMMEL L.A. BOWL. YOU CAN SEE THEY'RE VERY 163 00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:27,823 TALENTED. YOU CAN ALSO SEE THAT THE BASS 164 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,324 DRUMMER IS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:32,610 LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE OUR MISSING SECURITY GUARD, 166 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:33,895 GUILLERMO. GUILLERMO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 167 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:39,518 SICK! >> Guillermo: I CANNOT HEAR YOU! 168 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:41,036 THERE'S TOO MANY DRUMS! >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 169 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,621 I GUESS YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, THERE'S TOO MANY DRUMS. 170 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:47,776 HE DOES SEEM TO BE GETTING A LOT OF PLEASURE OUT OF BEATING ME 171 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,445 ACROSS THE FACE. [ APPLAUSE ] 172 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,497 WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS A 173 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:57,586 REAL BOWL GAME. NAMED AFTER ME. 174 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,904 SO MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18th FOR THE 175 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,273 JIMMY KIMMEL L.A. BOWL HERE ON ABC. 176 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:05,544 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'LL BE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT 177 00:09:05,596 --> 00:09:08,814 FOR ALL OF US. RIGHT, GUILLERMO? 178 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:13,668 >> Guillermo: YES, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: HEY, GUILLERMO. 179 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,221 HOW ABOUT YOU KICK ME A FIELD GOAL FOR GOOD LUCK? 180 00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:18,424 >> Guillermo: OKAY, JIMMY, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 181 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,742 >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,078 HOW YOU FEELING, GUILLERMO? YOU ALL RIGHT? 183 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,314 >> Guillermo: I'M FEELING GREAT, FANTASTIC. 184 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:27,499 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY TEQUILAS HAVE YOU HAD? 185 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:30,035 >> Guillermo: NO TEQUILA, JUST COUGH MEDICINE. 186 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,386 >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:35,707 YOU ARE ATTEMPTING A 20-YARD FIELD GOAL. 188 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:36,992 THIS WILL SET THE TONE FOR EVERYTHING. 189 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,928 WE BELIEVE IN YOU, GUILLERMO. ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS? 190 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,247 >> Guillermo: I'M READY. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE JIMMY 191 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:46,417 KIMMEL L.A. BOWL KICKED OFF. HERE WE GO! 192 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,703 GIVE IT A WHACK, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: READY? 193 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:58,080 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU MADE IT! 194 00:09:58,082 --> 00:09:58,963 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 195 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:02,651 >> Guillermo: YEAH! I MADE IT, YEAH! 196 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:06,021 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. WENT RIGHT OVER THE UPRIGHTS. 197 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,573 THANK YOU, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: YES, JIMMY! 198 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:10,041 >> Jimmy: OH, BOY, THIS IS EXCITING. 199 00:10:10,094 --> 00:10:12,394 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 200 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,463 ZOE DESCHANEL IS HERE. SAM RICHARD SON IS HERE. 201 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,382 KODAK BLACK IS HERE. AND WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL MEET 202 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:20,369 A LOBSTER DIVER WHO LITERALLY ENTERED THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. 203 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:24,255 >> MICHAEL WAS DIVING OFF HIS LOBSTER BOAT NEAR PROVINCETOWN. 204 00:10:24,308 --> 00:10:27,926 HE SAYS HE WAS IN THAT WHALE'S MOUTH FOR A GOOD 20 TO 30 205 00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:31,413 SECONDS BEFORE THE WHALE SURFACED AND SPIT HIM OUT. 206 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,901 >> ALL OF A SUDDEN I SAW LIGHT, AND I WAS THROWN FROM HIS MOUTH. 207 00:10:35,953 --> 00:10:40,239 HE WAS SHAKING HIS HEAD, TRYING TO EJECT ME OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 208 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:43,875 >> ALL OF A SUDDEN I SEE MIKE FEET-FIRST COMING OUT OF THE 209 00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:46,294 WATER LIKE THIS. >> NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE 210 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,812 THIS BEFORE. >> Jimmy: A MAN WHO WAS 211 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:52,016 SWALLOWED BY A WHALE WILL BE HERE IN OUR STUDIO TO TELL HIS 212 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,954 TALE NEXT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 213 00:10:56,006 --> 00:11:00,592 >> Guillermo: YEAH, YEAH! ♪ 214 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,213 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT 215 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:07,432 TO YOU BY L.A. TOURISM. L.A. IS BACK, BABY. 216 00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:11,386 START YOUR COMEBACK AT DISCOVERLOSANGELES.COM. 217 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:18,326 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 218 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,262 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 219 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,446 ZOOEY DESCHANEL, SAM RICHARDSON, AND MUSIC FROM KODAK BLACK ARE 220 00:11:21,498 --> 00:11:26,285 ALL COMING UP. BUT FIRST, A MAN WHO WENT INSIDE 221 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:29,421 A HUMPBACK WHALE THE HARD WAY THIS WEEKEND. 222 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:34,325 HE TRAVELED 3,000 MILES AND ENDURED NUMEROUS NOSE SWABS TO 223 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:36,344 BE HERE WITH US IN STUDIO. ALL THE WAY FROM PROVINCETOWN, 224 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,763 MASSACHUSETTS, PLEASE WELCOME CAPTAIN MICHAEL PACKARD AND 225 00:11:37,814 --> 00:11:41,933 FIRST MATE, JOSIAH MAYO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 226 00:11:41,986 --> 00:11:43,986 GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE. 227 00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:48,473 WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 228 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:50,859 WHAT A STRANGE, WHAT A STRANGE -- I GUESS MY FIRST 229 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:55,163 QUESTION SHOULD BE, HAD YOU BEEN SWALLOWED BY A WHALE BEFORE? 230 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,249 OR WAS THIS YOUR FIRST? [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,501 > THANK GOD NO. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HAD NOT, THIS 232 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,970 IS YOUR FIRST TIME. WE BUILT THIS FOR YOU. 233 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,071 I HEARD YOU FREAKED OUT A LITTLE WHEN YOU SAW IT. 234 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:06,174 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DID. 235 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,376 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND I WAS LIKE -- I THOUGHT 236 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,529 ABOUT IT AND I WAS LIKE, NO WAY AM I GETTING IN THERE. 237 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:16,384 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING BACK TO CAPE COD! 238 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,238 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU -- 239 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,857 >> THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT HARDER AND I SAID, YOU KNOW 240 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,627 WHAT? IT'S THE PERFECT CELEBRATION OF 241 00:12:25,629 --> 00:12:28,347 LIFE. I SURVIVED. 242 00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:29,431 >> Jimmy: YOU SURE DID. >> I SURVIVED. 243 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU SURVIVED AND THIS 244 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,752 IS NOT THE FIRST -- >> MY TWO BOYS ARE HOME WATCHING 245 00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:34,452 THIS. >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THEY? 246 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,022 >> THEY'RE 12 AND 16. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? 247 00:12:37,074 --> 00:12:41,977 >> JACOB AND JOSIAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU NAME JOSIAH 248 00:12:41,979 --> 00:12:43,979 AFTER JOSIAH? >> YES, I DID. 249 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:46,248 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT. ALL RIGHT. 250 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:50,418 SO JUST TO SET THE STAGE, FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST 251 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:54,172 NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. YOU WERE IN A PLANE CRASH WITH 252 00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:56,108 FATALITIES. YOU'VE BEEN FACE-TO-FACE WITH 253 00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:59,177 GREAT WHITE SHARKS. YOU DISCOVERED A BODY IN THE 254 00:12:59,229 --> 00:13:00,428 OCEAN. YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF 255 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,263 STUFF. >> I HAVE. 256 00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:05,117 >> Jimmy: YOU MIGHT BE BAD LUCK, ACTUALLY, JOSIAH. 257 00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:06,785 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL. 258 00:13:06,837 --> 00:13:08,987 LAST WEEK YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A WHALE. 259 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:12,074 >> I WASN'T SWALLOWED, JIMMY. I WAS IN HIS MOUTH. 260 00:13:12,076 --> 00:13:13,758 >> Jimmy: WELL -- >> LET'S GET THAT STRAIGHT. 261 00:13:13,811 --> 00:13:16,561 >> Jimmy: I GOT A SHOW TO DO, AND I'M GOING WITH SWALLOWED. 262 00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:18,963 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 263 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:23,118 YOU WERE IN HIS MOUTH, OKAY. YOU WEREN'T SWALLOWED, 264 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,537 INTERESTING. I GUESS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, 265 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:26,838 YEAH. IF YOU WERE SWALLOWED YOU WOULD 266 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,857 HAVE COME OUT THE OTHER END, HUH? 267 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:32,310 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GUYS ARE OUT 268 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:34,079 ON THE BOAT. YOU'RE FISHING FOR LOBSTER, 269 00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:37,883 YOU'RE DIVING FOR LOBSTER. YOU DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY? 270 00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:38,867 >> CORRECT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 271 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,536 YOU DIVE DOWN THERE. YOU GRAB THEM WITH YOUR HANDS. 272 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,372 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 273 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:45,590 JOSIAH, TELL US WHAT YOU WITNESSED. 274 00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:50,412 >> WE'VE DONE A COUPLE OF DIVES, AND WE CAUGHT A COUPLE HUNDRED 275 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,980 POUNDS OF LOBSTER, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 276 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:54,416 HE WENT DOWN FOR A THIRD DIVE. EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL. 277 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,936 HE KIND OF DRIFTED AWAY. HIS BUBBLES WENT AWAY FROM THE 278 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:02,591 BOAT. AND THEN I JUST SAW A HUGE BOIL, 279 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,509 SPLASHING, SLASHING ALL OVER THE WATER. 280 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,428 AND I THOUGHT, OH, MAN, THIS IS IT. 281 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,314 THIS IS THAT SHARK ATTACK THAT WE'RE ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, WORRIED 282 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:14,870 ABOUT. THEN I SAW WHALE PARTS. 283 00:14:14,872 --> 00:14:16,722 I SAW WHALE FLUKE. THE WHALE'S HEAD. 284 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,258 THEN I SUDDENLY KNEW IT WASN'T A SHARK ATTACK, BUT STILL 285 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,078 SOMETHING CRAZY WAS HAPPENING. THEN MICHAEL SHOT OUT OF THE 286 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,679 WATER. I COULD SEE HIS LITTLE LEGS KIND 287 00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:27,498 OF FLYING OUT OF THE WATER. [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,451 JUST OUT OF THE BOIL, ERUPTION OF WHITE WATER. 289 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,921 >> Jimmy: THEN YOU COME UP. AND YOU -- I MEAN, I GUESS -- 290 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,123 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT WERE YOU EXPERIENCING WHILE YOU WERE 291 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:39,227 UNDER THE WATER? >> WELL, WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENED, 292 00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:42,814 I, LIKE JOSIAH SAID, I WAS DESCENDING, I ALMOST GOT TO THE 293 00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:45,767 BOTTOM. I WAS AT ABOUT 35 FEET. 294 00:14:45,769 --> 00:14:49,371 AND I JUST GOT HIT BY A FREIGHT TRUCK. 295 00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:53,241 JUST -- BANG! THEN EVERYTHING JUST WENT 296 00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:56,010 INSTANTLY DARK. AND I'M JUST MOVING, TRAVELING 297 00:14:56,062 --> 00:15:01,933 FAST THROUGH THE WATER, AND I'M LIKE, WHAT THE HECK, DID I JUST 298 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:08,657 GET EATEN BY A SHARK? AND I WAS LIKE, NO, SHARK MOUTHS 299 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,458 AREN'T THAT BIG. AND I DON'T FEEL ANY TEETH. 300 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,726 OH, GREAT! I DIDN'T GET EATEN BY A SHARK! 301 00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:17,098 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 302 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,000 BUT -- BUT I'M IN A WHALE'S MOUTH! 303 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:23,121 WHAT THE HELL DO I DO? >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW, YOU WERE 304 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,440 AWARE WHILE YOU WERE IN THERE, YOU WERE INSIDE THE WHALE? 305 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,741 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SAID YOU 306 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,626 COULD FEEL YOURSELF MOVING THROUGH THE WATER QUICKLY, IT 307 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,829 WAS ALMOST LIKE BEING IN A SUBMARINE OR SOMETHING WHERE YOU 308 00:15:31,882 --> 00:15:34,849 WERE FEELING MOTION? >> EXACTLY, YEAH, A SUBMARINE OR 309 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,703 A CAR OR A MOTORCYCLE. BUT WITH WATER JUST RUSHING. 310 00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:42,106 >> Jimmy: DID YOU BEGIN TO STRUGGLE AND LET THE WHALE KNOW 311 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:45,076 THAT YOU WERE IN THERE? >> I WAS STRUGGLING AND BANGING 312 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:49,815 AND KICKING. AND JUST THINKING, THERE'S NO 313 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,782 WAY I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS UNLESS HE DECIDES TO LET ME GO. 314 00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:57,138 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I'M DEAD. 315 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,589 >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU HAD ALL OF THOSE THOUGHTS. 316 00:15:58,642 --> 00:16:01,626 HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE? >> I WOULD SAY APPROXIMATELY 30 317 00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,144 TO 40 SECONDS. >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD 318 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:07,198 FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS EVER HAPPENING TO 319 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,750 ANYONE BEFORE? BESIDES THE BIBLE? 320 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:13,305 >> JUST SINCE THIS HAPPENED, I JUST SAW A CAMERAMAN IN SOUTH 321 00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:13,989 AFRICA. >> Jimmy: WOW. 322 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:17,292 OH, I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO MEET HIM, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN. 323 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,110 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE A CLUB. 324 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:22,731 THEN YOU CALL 911? >> YEAH, WE GOT HIM BACK IN THE 325 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,333 BOAT. A FRIEND OF OURS HELPED ME LIFT 326 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,036 HIM BACK ON THE BOAT. WE FIRST COMMUNICATED WITH HIM. 327 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:31,289 I PULLED THE BOAT UP TO HIM, YOU KNOW. 328 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:33,792 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY? 329 00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:36,444 HE SAID HIS LEG WAS BROKEN, THOUGHT HIS LEG WAS BROKEN. 330 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,882 WE PULLED HIM ON THE BOAT. >> THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS, I 331 00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:44,686 WAS IN THE [ BLEEP ] WHALE'S MOUTH! 332 00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:49,758 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 333 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,662 >> Jimmy: AND SO THEN -- JOSIAH, YOU CALLED MICHAEL'S WIFE? 334 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,647 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: EXPLAINED THIS TO HER? 335 00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:00,735 >> I TRIED NOT TO. I JUST TRIED TO SAY, MICHAEL'S 336 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,337 OKAY. ALWAYS LEAD WITH, MICHAEL'S 337 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,039 OKAY, BUT. >> Jimmy: OH THIS HAS HAPPENED 338 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,256 BEFORE? >> ANY TIME THERE'S ANYTHING ON 339 00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:06,324 THE BOAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH? 340 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,826 >> YEAH, I CALLED HER AND LET HER KNOW. 341 00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:11,379 SHE HAD TO CALL ME BACK SHORTLY AFTER TO VERIFY WHAT SHE'D JUST 342 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:12,947 HEARD, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,368 AND I WAS TRYING TO DOWNPLAY IT. NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT WITH THE 344 00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:19,487 AMBULANCE OR WITH HER. I WAS -- JUST SAID, WE HAD AN 345 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,439 ENCOUNTER WITH A WHALE. I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO IT. 346 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:23,975 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SENSE THAT THE LOBSTERS WERE WATCHING AND FELT 347 00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:25,960 LIKE THEY WERE GETTING SOME KIND OF REVENGE? 348 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,463 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE THEY WERE IN CAHOOTS WITH 349 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,999 THE WHALE. MICHAEL, YOU SAID THAT SOMEBODY 350 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:35,070 ASKED YOU ON REDDIT IF YOU -- WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU 351 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:38,239 IN A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE. YOU SAID, MATT DAMON. 352 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,141 I JUST WONDER WHY YOU WOULD AIM SO LOW. 353 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:44,295 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IF HE DOES PLAY YOU, CAN 354 00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:46,014 THE WHALE EAT HIM? CAN THAT BE HIS FINAL 355 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:52,003 DESTINATION? [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:17:52,055 --> 00:17:53,521 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS REALLY ONE OF THE 357 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,290 CRAZIEST STORIES I'VE EVER HEARD. 358 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,159 YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE TELLING THIS STORY UNTIL THE DAY 359 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,478 YOU DIE. I MEAN, IT IS -- AT FIRST I 360 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,796 THOUGHT, THERE'S NO WAY THAT REALLY HAPPENED. 361 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,216 THEN I SAW YOU GUYS ON THE NEWS. I WAS LIKE, OH, YEAH, THESE GUYS 362 00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:07,585 DON'T SEEM TO BE LYING. THEY SEEM LIKE HONEST GUYS. 363 00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:10,422 >> YEAH, THAT'S ONE OF THE COOL THINGS ABOUT THE STORY IS THAT, 364 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:14,109 YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE LIKE MICHAEL WITH HIS 365 00:18:14,111 --> 00:18:17,912 REPUTATION. IF IT WAS SOME YAHOO, ALL WE'D 366 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:19,864 BE DOING IS ARGUING WHETHER IT HAPPENED OR NOT. 367 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:25,086 IT'S MICHAEL, HIS REPUTATION AS A HIGH LINE FISHERMAN, GUYS WHO 368 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,339 DON'T EXAGGERATE EVER. >> Jimmy: A GREAT LESSON FOR 369 00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:33,277 HUMPBACK WHALES, IF YOU ARE TO SWALLOW SOMEONE, MIND A CREDIBLE 370 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,663 INDIVIDUAL, SOMEONE RESPECTED IN THE LOCAL COMMUNITY. 371 00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:38,249 [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A FEW GIFTS FOR YOU, 372 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:39,651 MICHAEL. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE "FREE 373 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,653 WILLY" ON DVD, BUT THAT'S SOMETHING FOR YOU. 374 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:48,492 WE GOT YOU, THIS IS GOING TO COME IN HANDY, THIS IS 375 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,779 "MO-BE-GONE" WHALE REPELLENT. THIS SHIRT, ONE OF A KIND, 376 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,533 NOBODY HAS THIS, "KISS ME, I GOT SWALLOWED BY A MAIL." 377 00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:58,069 I DON'T THINK WE COULD REALLY EVER DO THIS WITHOUT A NOD TO 378 00:18:58,121 --> 00:19:03,024 TOM CARVELLE, AND WE MADE YOU A SPECIAL FUDGY THE WHALE CAKE 379 00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:07,044 WITH A GUY INSIDE HIM. >> I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. 380 00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:10,181 >> Jimmy: YES, GO AHEAD. >> I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THE 381 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:13,101 WHALE FOR GETTING IN HIS WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:19,374 AND I WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: IF THE WHALE IS 383 00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:22,009 WATCHING TONIGHT. YES. 384 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,244 WELL, THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING OUT HERE. 385 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,414 WHAT A JOURNEY THIS HAS BEEN. >> ONE OTHER THING. 386 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,799 >> Jimmy: YEAH? >> YOU KNOW, I TRY TO MAKE A 387 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:30,618 LIVING. IF ANYBODY EVER WANTS TO BUY ANY 388 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,372 OF MY LOBSTERS, I SELL THEM THROUGH A WHOLESALE GUY, THEY'RE 389 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,157 WELLED WELLFLEET SHELLFISH COMPANY. 390 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,511 >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE GET -- >> MASSACHUSETTS, THEY CAN 391 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,796 CONTACT THEM. >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE SEND THIS 392 00:19:41,798 --> 00:19:44,532 BIG WHALE WITH YOU, THEN YOU COULD PILE THE LOBSTERS UP IN 393 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:50,004 HERE AND SELL THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 394 00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:53,224 JOSIAH AND MICHAEL, THE WHALE GUYS. 395 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,793 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZOE DESCHANEL! 396 00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:05,569 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, FROM THE 397 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,856 NEW MOVIE "THE TOMORROW WAR," SAM RICHARDSON IS HERE. 398 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,509 THEN LATER, HE IS CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR OF LIFE WITH THIS 399 00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:17,165 NEW EP, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODAK." MUSIC FROM KODAK BLACK. 400 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,616 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] TOMORROW NIGHT, DAX SHEPARD, 401 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,468 MONICA PADMAN, AND TONY HALE WILL JOIN US, AND WE'LL HAVE 402 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,807 MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE. OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND 403 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,092 GRAMMY-NOMINATED SINGING ACTRESS AND ACTING SINGSTRESS WHO IS SO 404 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,744 COMMITTED TO LOVE. SHE IS HOSTING A GAME SHOW WITH 405 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:33,364 MICHAEL BOLTON. "THE CELEBRITY DATING GAME" AIRS 406 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:37,134 MONDAYS AT 10:00 HERE ON ABC. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO ZOOEY 407 00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:40,421 DESCHANEL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 408 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,624 HELLO, ZOOEY. >> HI. 409 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,493 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 410 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:51,899 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD. ZOOEY, HOWEVER BEEN SWALLOWED OR 411 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,503 MAYBE JUST MOUTHED BY A WHALE? >> NO, I HAVE NOT. 412 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,472 THAT WAS A REALLY INTERESTING STORY, THOUGH. 413 00:20:57,474 --> 00:21:00,241 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL YOUNG, GIVE IT TIME. 414 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,509 [ LAUGHTER ] OFF GOT A LOT OF GUITARS, YOU'VE 415 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,478 GOT A BANJO ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD THERE. 416 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,580 >> I DO, I DO. I GET CRAZY WITH IT. 417 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,932 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF BANJO HEAD GOING ON 418 00:21:07,984 --> 00:21:10,434 RIGHT NOW. >> THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL ME 419 00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:11,486 SOMETIMES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AT HOME? 420 00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:13,721 >> I'M AT HOME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU STAYING 421 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,775 INDOORS TO BE SAFE? >> I'VE BEEN DIPPING MY TOE IN 422 00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:20,995 THE POOL OF POSSIBILITY. [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:21,929 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 424 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,016 >> I WENT -- I'VE GONE TO A COUPLE OF RESTAURANTS. 425 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:26,567 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? >> WHICH WAS REALLY FUN. 426 00:21:26,569 --> 00:21:28,369 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? >> CRAZY. 427 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,439 LIKE -- I WENT TO THE MOVIES. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 428 00:21:31,441 --> 00:21:34,725 >> IT'S -- IT'S JUST SORT OF AMAZING HOW -- I MEAN, HOW GREAT 429 00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:37,795 IT IS JUST TO DO NORMAL THINGS AND HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THEM. 430 00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:40,098 >> Jimmy: YES. AND YET YOU DIDN'T COME HERE 431 00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:42,517 TONIGHT, YOU STAYED AT HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:46,571 >> WELL, YOU GUYS WERE LIKE, YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE PERSON. 433 00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:48,723 AND I WAS LIKE, I CAN'T CHOOSE WHO TO BRING. 434 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:52,343 >> Jimmy: SO EVERYONE ELSE -- >> EVERYBODY'S GOT TO BE HERE. 435 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,696 >> Jimmy: ZOOEY, YOU ARE HOSTING, THIS IS NOT NEWS TO 436 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:59,267 YOU, I'M FULLY AWARE THAT YOU ARE FULLY AWARE OF THIS. 437 00:21:59,269 --> 00:22:01,369 BUT YOU ARE HOSTING "THE CELEBRITY DATING GAME. 438 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,971 >> YES, THAT'S CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WITH MICHAEL BOLTON. 439 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,475 AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS FROM THE BILLBOARD. 440 00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:11,428 I SAW THE BILLBOARD AND I THOUGHT -- 441 00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:16,700 >> YOU KNOW, I DID EMAIL YOU TO TELL YOU. 442 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:20,187 >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T EXPECT A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM YOU ON IT. 443 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,305 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I DID THINK, WELL, 444 00:22:21,358 --> 00:22:25,927 THAT'S KIND OF A FUNNY IDEA THAT THESE TWO WOULD HOST -- WOULD 445 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,578 ACTUALLY EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER. 446 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:32,916 >> YEAH, AND YOU WERE LIKE, BUT IT'S ALSO WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, 447 00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:34,502 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT KIND OF 448 00:22:34,504 --> 00:22:36,221 WORKS, I GUESS, HUH? >> YEAH. 449 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,972 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THIS COME TO PASS? 450 00:22:37,974 --> 00:22:39,807 >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT WAS FEBRUARY. 451 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:46,164 I GOT A CALL FROM MY AGENTS. THEY WERE LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO 452 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:48,883 COHOST "THE CELEBRITY DATING GAME" WITH MICHAEL BOLTON? 453 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,036 AND I WAS LIKE, 100% YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:54,922 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL THAT CELEBRITIES NEED HELP GETTING 455 00:22:54,924 --> 00:22:55,656 DATES? >> YEAH. 456 00:22:55,658 --> 00:22:58,443 >> Jimmy: BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN, THEY DO NOT. 457 00:22:58,494 --> 00:23:01,512 >> THEY NEED HELP FROM ME. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY AT ALL, 458 00:23:01,564 --> 00:23:03,814 IS THERE ANY PRESSURE? YOU HAVE CELEBRITIES ON, THEY'VE 459 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:07,084 GOT THREE CONTESTANTS TO CHOOSE FROM. 460 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:11,955 ARE YOU IN ANY WAY WORRIED THAT SOME LASTING RELATIONSHIPS WILL 461 00:23:12,008 --> 00:23:15,576 COME OUT OF YOUR SHOW AND NONE WILL COME OUT OF "THE BACHELOR" 462 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,111 THAT PRECEDES YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:21,015 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I -- THAT WOULD BE MY HOPE. 464 00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:24,234 IS THAT I WIN AND THEY LOSE, RIGHT? 465 00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:27,005 ISN'T THAT WHAT EVERYBODY HOPES? >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE FUN THINGS 466 00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:31,409 ABOUT THE ORIGINAL "DATING GAME" WAS WHEN THE CONTESTANT, THE 467 00:23:31,461 --> 00:23:35,663 PERSON WHO WAS BEING SOLICITED, WOULD COME AND FINALLY SEE THE 468 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,782 THREE PEOPLE THAT HE OR SHE HAD BEEN TALKING TO THE WHOLE SHOW. 469 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,420 AND REALIZE THAT THEY'D MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 470 00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:44,505 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT THEY'D PICKED THE WRONG 471 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,440 ONE. HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THERE 472 00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:50,711 WITH THE CELEBRITIES? >> WELL -- SO -- I'M THE HOST, 473 00:23:50,713 --> 00:23:55,700 AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TIP THE SCALES IN ANY WAY. 474 00:23:55,752 --> 00:24:00,404 LIKE IT'S APPARENTLY A REALLY BIG DEAL, IN THE GAME SHOW WORLD 475 00:24:00,457 --> 00:24:03,524 THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TIP THE SCALES, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE 476 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,875 IN TROUBLE, LIKE WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 477 00:24:04,928 --> 00:24:07,645 LIKE THE FBI WILL COME AND -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THEY 478 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,831 MADE THAT MOVIE "QUIZ SHOW" ABOUT THAT VERY SUBJECT. 479 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,468 >> OKAY, SO I NEVER SAW THAT MOVIE. 480 00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:15,770 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> BUT THEY EXPLAINED IT TO ME 481 00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:20,224 BEFOREHAND AND I WAS -- YOU KNOW, I TAKE RULES SERIOUSLY. 482 00:24:20,276 --> 00:24:24,545 SO I COULDN'T GO LIKE, "PICK NUMBER 2." 483 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,313 I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 484 00:24:26,315 --> 00:24:27,231 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> THERE WAS ONE PERSON I 485 00:24:27,283 --> 00:24:30,384 ACTUALLY HAD THIS FEELING LIKE HE WAS NOT THE RIGHT PERSON, HE 486 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:33,187 DIDN'T SEEM AS SWEET AS LIKE ONE OF THE OTHER CONTESTANTS. 487 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,472 SHE CHOSE THE PERSON THAT WASN'T AS NICE. 488 00:24:34,524 --> 00:24:38,526 AND IT CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND HE LIKE WALKED RIGHT PAST 489 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:41,813 OUR BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITY. AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR MICHAEL 490 00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:45,866 BOLTON. [ LAUGHTER ] 491 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,486 RIGHT TO MICHAEL BOLTON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE KIND OF 492 00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:53,825 MAGNETIC ENERGY THAT MICHAEL BOLTON HAS THAT RAW CHARISMA, 493 00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:56,393 THAT YOU WALK PAST A LINE OF WOMEN THAT ARE DYING TO MEET 494 00:24:56,446 --> 00:25:00,381 YOU, RIGHT TO HIM. >> I'M NOT KIDDING YOU, A LOT OF 495 00:25:00,383 --> 00:25:03,417 PEOPLE, A LOT OF THE CELEBRITIES, TRY TO CHOOSE 496 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,370 MICHAEL BOLTON. MALE AND FEMALE. 497 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:09,841 AND I WAS LIKE, YOU CAN'T CHOOSE MICHAEL, HE'S A HOST, THAT'S 498 00:25:09,892 --> 00:25:11,559 AGAINST THE RULES. RULES. 499 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,427 >> AGAINST THE RULES. >> Jimmy: YOU YOURSELF WOULD NOT 500 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,381 BE A CONTESTANT ON THIS GAME, FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS. 501 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,948 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE, YOU'RE THE 502 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:19,851 HOST. ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY IN 503 00:25:19,902 --> 00:25:23,588 A SERIOUS CELEBRITY DATING GAME RELATIONSHIP, IS THAT RIGHT? 504 00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:26,907 >> YES, THAT'S CORRECT, YES. >> Jimmy: HE IS ONE OF THE 505 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,328 FAMOUS PROPERTY BROTHERS FROM HGTV, YOUR BEAU? 506 00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:31,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YES, YES. 507 00:25:31,247 --> 00:25:34,181 HE IS. HE'S ONE OF THE PROPERTY 508 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,867 BROTHERS. >> Jimmy: IT MUST BE SO ODD TO 509 00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:39,487 DATE AN IDENTICAL TWIN. BECAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER -- WHICH 510 00:25:39,489 --> 00:25:43,257 ONE -- WHICH PROPERTY BROTHER ARE YOU WITH? 511 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,976 >> I MEAN, DOES IT MATTER? [ LAUGHTER ] 512 00:25:46,029 --> 00:25:51,482 >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN -- YEAH, I THINK IT -- I MEAN, 513 00:25:51,534 --> 00:25:52,800 TECHNICALLY THEY'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, RIGHT? 514 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:56,704 I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH ONE OF THE TWO IS JONATHAN OR DREW 515 00:25:56,706 --> 00:26:03,244 YOUR PERSON? >> IS THERE AN IAN? 516 00:26:03,246 --> 00:26:06,463 OR NO? JONATHAN OR DREW? 517 00:26:06,516 --> 00:26:07,397 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THERE'S AN IAN, NO. 518 00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:08,633 >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? 519 00:26:08,684 --> 00:26:13,070 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: NO, NOT WHO KNOWS, 520 00:26:13,122 --> 00:26:14,805 RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T 521 00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:15,590 KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 522 00:26:15,592 --> 00:26:17,241 >> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. LOOK. 523 00:26:17,293 --> 00:26:18,059 I DON'T KNOW. OKAY? 524 00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:21,996 I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NOT ASKED 525 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,365 THEM? YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH -- YOU 526 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,534 DON'T CALL THEM BY NAME? >> OKAY. 527 00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:30,271 YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK. 528 00:26:30,273 --> 00:26:33,557 WE WERE INTRODUCED REALLY QUICKLY. 529 00:26:33,610 --> 00:26:34,775 YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,761 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? >> WE WERE BOTH THERE AT THE 531 00:26:37,814 --> 00:26:39,363 SAME TIME. ARE IT WAS FAST, I WASN'T REALLY 532 00:26:39,415 --> 00:26:43,217 PAYING ATTENTION, YOU KNOW? BUT NOW IT'S KIND OF LIKE TOO 533 00:26:43,219 --> 00:26:44,118 LATE TO ASK. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 534 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,969 [ LAUGHTER ] >> RIGHT? 535 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:50,974 I DO KNOW THAT I'M DATING THE CANADIAN ONE, WHICH I THOUGHT 536 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,894 WAS MY CLUE, BUT TURNS OUT THEY'RE BOTH CANADIAN. 537 00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,512 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THAT WAS STATISTICALLY 538 00:26:55,565 --> 00:26:57,798 IMPOSSIBLE BUT IT'S NOT. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, IT'S ALMOST 539 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,335 THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIGURE THAT 540 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,054 OUT. I'VE DRAWN UP A CHART HERE. 541 00:27:04,107 --> 00:27:05,506 >> WOW. PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THAT. 542 00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:08,426 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU HAVEN'T, CLEARLY. 543 00:27:08,477 --> 00:27:09,293 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, WHICH -- 544 00:27:09,345 --> 00:27:13,547 >> I DESERVE THAT. >> Jimmy: WHICH BROTHER IS THIS? 545 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,532 >> UM -- ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS? 546 00:27:15,585 --> 00:27:17,702 >> Jimmy: CORRECT, THAT IS ONE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS. 547 00:27:17,753 --> 00:27:19,437 I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM OFF THE BOARD. 548 00:27:19,488 --> 00:27:24,792 >> THAT WAS A TRICK ONE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ZEROING IN. 549 00:27:24,794 --> 00:27:27,311 THAT LEAVES US WITH THESE TWO, WHO ARE SIDE BY SIDE. 550 00:27:27,363 --> 00:27:30,998 NOW, I GUESS THE QUESTION, WE SEE YOU WITH THIS ONE. 551 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,151 IS THIS ONE -- THIS ONE -- DO YOU THINK YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE 552 00:27:34,203 --> 00:27:34,852 ONE WITH MORE OR LESS FACIAL HAIR? 553 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:40,124 >> OKAY, OKAY -- I DO KNOW HE HAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BEARD 554 00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:41,459 TRIMMER THINGIES. DOES THAT HELP? 555 00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:44,111 >> Jimmy: NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:49,316 DOES HE WEAR A LOT OF FLANNEL? BECAUSE FLANNEL'S MORE JONATHAN. 557 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,502 >> UGH. IT'S SO HARD TO REMEMBER. 558 00:27:52,555 --> 00:27:56,874 HE DOES -- OKAY. I KNOW HE OWNS JEANS. 559 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,760 AND HE HAS BROWN HAIR. AND HE LIKES FOOD. 560 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,696 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, HOLD ON, LET ME 561 00:28:01,698 --> 00:28:03,647 ASK SIRI. HEY, SIRI. 562 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:07,618 WHICH OF THE PROPERTY BROTHERS IS DATING ZOOEY DESCHANEL? 563 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:10,604 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, OH! 564 00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:15,075 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, HE'S WITH YOU. 565 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:17,461 >> YEAH, YEAH. WE CAME IN TOGETHER. 566 00:28:17,513 --> 00:28:22,599 >> Jimmy: OH, WELL. THEN ASK HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE. 567 00:28:22,652 --> 00:28:25,135 >> OH, OKAY. I KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF THE 568 00:28:25,188 --> 00:28:27,188 PROPERTY BROTHERS. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 569 00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:29,173 >> JONATHAN. >> HE'S JONATHAN. 570 00:28:29,225 --> 00:28:30,624 ARE YOU SURE? >> I'M PRETTY SURE. 571 00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:32,960 >> OKAY, OKAY. [ APPLAUSE ] 572 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:36,363 >> Jimmy: HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? >> I WRITE IT ON MY HANDS. 573 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:40,668 I WRITE IT ON MY HAND EVERY DAY. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY, JONATHAN. 574 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,119 >> OH, IT'S BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME? 575 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:43,804 >> EVERY DAY. >> OH. 576 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,088 >> YEAH. >> THAT MAKES IT EASY. 577 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:47,841 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK ON 578 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,159 YOUR COMMUNICATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:28:49,212 --> 00:28:52,496 >> BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. >> I THINK WE'RE DOING FINE. 580 00:28:52,548 --> 00:28:58,869 THANK YOU, JONATHAN. ALL DO NOW- THANK YOU, ZOOEY. 581 00:28:58,921 --> 00:29:04,291 ZOOEY DESCHANEL, "THE CELEBRITY DATING GAME" MONDAYS AT 10:00 ON 582 00:29:04,293 --> 00:29:04,942 ABC. THANKS, GUYS. 583 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,277 WE'LL BE BACK WITH SAM RICHARDSON. 584 00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:17,505 ♪ >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. 585 00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:19,673 MUSIC FROM KODAK BLACK IS ON THE WAY. 586 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,725 OUR NEXT GUEST SURVIVED FIVE SEASONS OF SELINA MEYER ON THE 587 00:29:21,778 --> 00:29:23,778 GREAT SHOW "VEEP." NOW, HE FACES A DEADLY ALIEN 588 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:25,212 SPECIES IN THE NEW SCI-FI THRILLER "THE TOMORROW WAR." 589 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,197 IT PREMIERES JULY 2nd ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 590 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:32,186 PLEASE WELCOME SAM RICHARDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 591 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:46,033 ♪ >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY 592 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:48,319 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHAKE HANDS BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT. 593 00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:55,126 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS. I ENJOYED YOUR WORK ON "VEEP" 594 00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:57,828 AND ON "DETROITERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 595 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,629 THE STUFF YOU DO WITH YOUR BUDDY TIM ROBINSON. 596 00:29:59,682 --> 00:30:02,632 YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTIC TOGETHER. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 597 00:30:02,685 --> 00:30:05,853 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. SORRY FOR SHAKING YOUR HAND. 598 00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:08,889 >> Jimmy: NOT AT ALL. I DO WANT TO OFFER YOU A LITTLE 599 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,625 PURELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE, 600 00:30:11,627 --> 00:30:13,677 ALTHOUGH I AM VERY VACCINATED. >> I BELIEVE YOU. 601 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:17,231 >> Jimmy: I GOT IT THREE TIMES. I ASSUME THIS IS YOUR FIRST 602 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,116 ACTION MOVIE, IS THAT RIGHT? >> IT IS. 603 00:30:19,168 --> 00:30:22,603 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING -- I'VE DONE A BIT -- A BUNCH OF COMEDY 604 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,438 SUFF. >> Jimmy: A LOT OF COMEDY STUFF. 605 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,173 >> RIGHT. NEVER AN ACTION MOVIE LIKE THIS. 606 00:30:26,175 --> 00:30:30,177 SO IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: SO WHEN YOU'RE HIRED 607 00:30:30,179 --> 00:30:32,713 TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS THAT'S REALLY DIFFERENT, OR MAYBE IT'S 608 00:30:32,715 --> 00:30:35,916 NOT THAT DIFFERENT, I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT 609 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,618 APPROACH TO HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT? 610 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,055 >> WELL -- I MEAN, YEAH. YOU KNOW, JUST TRYING TO FIGURE 611 00:30:41,057 --> 00:30:46,126 OUT LIKE WHAT THE -- LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS 612 00:30:46,128 --> 00:30:49,679 ACTION MOVIE. LIKE WHAT ARE THE RULES OF 613 00:30:49,732 --> 00:30:50,280 ACTION MOVIES. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 614 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:58,555 >> HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR ONE? AND SO I WAS GOING TO -- SO I 615 00:30:58,608 --> 00:31:04,411 DID A CHARITY EVENT WHERE I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 616 00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:09,400 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. >> CHARITY EVENT, YOU GUYS. 617 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:10,267 >> Jimmy: WONDERFUL. >> ISN'T THAT NICE. 618 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:17,892 OKAY? THIS EVENT CALLED STEPS OF FAITH 619 00:31:17,894 --> 00:31:20,694 THAT MY FRIEND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 620 00:31:20,696 --> 00:31:25,916 STEPS OF FAITH, GUYS. I MEAN, STEPS. 621 00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:33,340 MY FRIEND BILLY BRIMBLECOM PUTS ON IN KANSAS, WHERE IT HELPS 622 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,510 AMPUTEES GET PROSTHETICS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, YEAH. 623 00:31:36,512 --> 00:31:39,964 >> AND WE -- AND IT'S CALLED THUNDER GONGS. 624 00:31:40,015 --> 00:31:43,834 WE SING A LOT OF THE SONGS, CELEBRITY GUESTS COME AND SING. 625 00:31:43,886 --> 00:31:50,624 I DID SONGS WITH -- I DID SOME SONGS WITH A BIG -- CELEBRITY. 626 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:54,194 >> Jimmy: WHO. >> UH, HIS NAME IS BEN. 627 00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:57,047 UH -- >> Jimmy: BEN STEIN? 628 00:31:57,099 --> 00:32:02,085 >> NO, NOT BEN STEIN. >> Jimmy: OH. 629 00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:09,243 >> ONLY BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO THINK OF HIS NAME RIGHT NOW. 630 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:09,927 EMBARRASS SFWLG YOU CAN'T THINK OF HIS NAME? 631 00:32:09,979 --> 00:32:15,782 I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING. >> IT'S MY NIGHTMARE TO HAVE 632 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:20,971 THIS HAPPEN ON A TV SHOW. >> Jimmy: BEN KENOBI, PROBABLY. 633 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:25,409 A SINGER? >> A SINGER. 634 00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:28,195 >> Jimmy: BEN FULTZ? >> NOT BEN FUTURES. 635 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:31,549 >> Jimmy: BEN HARPER? >> BEN HARPER. 636 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,669 SO SORRY, BEN. MY BEST FRIEND, BEN HARPER. 637 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,722 THE FINALLY HAPPENED. BEN HARP I. 638 00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:42,376 WE SANG THESE SONGS TOGETHER. I WAS AT HOME, HE CALLS ME UP, 639 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:45,112 HEY, I'M DOING A CONCERT, WHY DON'T YOU COME SEE IT? 640 00:32:45,114 --> 00:32:47,498 FOR SURE. I GO TO THE CONCERT AT THE 641 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,984 HOLLYWOOD BOWL. WOW, THIS IS AMAZING. 642 00:32:49,986 --> 00:32:53,387 SO I GO TO THE BOWL. SEE HIS SHOW. 643 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:56,156 THEN GO BACKSTAGE AFTERWARDS. AND. 644 00:32:56,208 --> 00:33:02,980 >> Jimmy: I'M LAUGHING. YOU REALLY KNOW HIM, I'M 645 00:33:03,032 --> 00:33:03,664 REALIZING. YOU REALLY FOR-GOT HIS NAME. 646 00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:07,051 >> IF YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY COUSIN'S NAME IS LIKE, OH-OH. 647 00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:08,084 >> Jimmy: WE'LL SAVE THAT FOR THE END. 648 00:33:08,137 --> 00:33:13,123 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. BACKSTAGE, HE'S INTRODUCING ME 649 00:33:13,175 --> 00:33:17,928 TO PEOPLE, REALLY GREAT -- THIS IS SAM, HE'S A GREAT SINGER. 650 00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,713 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VERY KIND. 651 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,666 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, LIKE, OH, THANK YOU. 652 00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:27,404 BUT THEN -- GERARD BUTLER COMES BACKSTAGE. 653 00:33:27,456 --> 00:33:29,723 >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> I'M LIKE, GERARD BUTLER! 654 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:34,444 I'M ABOUT DO THIS ACTION MOVIE. HE'S AN ACTION SUPERSTAR. 655 00:33:34,497 --> 00:33:37,898 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THIS MUST MEAN SOMETHING, YOU 656 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,650 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SERENDIPITOUS ENERGY FROM THE 657 00:33:40,703 --> 00:33:42,903 UNIVERSE. BEN INTRODUCES ME. 658 00:33:42,905 --> 00:33:47,524 HE SAYS, OH, THIS IS SAM, HE'S A GREAT SINGER. 659 00:33:47,576 --> 00:33:50,227 GIRARD BUTLER'S FRIEND IS LIKE, OH, YEAH? 660 00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:53,530 SING SOMETHING. THE FULL NIGHTMARE OF PANIC. 661 00:33:53,582 --> 00:33:56,116 UH! EVERYBODY'S SING SOMETHING, SING 662 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,568 SOMETHING, SING SOMETHING L SOMETHING! 663 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,069 EVERYBODY. I'M PANICKING. 664 00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:00,571 WHAT DO YOU DO? ANOTHER NIGHTMARE OF MINE. 665 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:04,925 WHAT'S THAT? THEN I'M LIKE THINKING, I LOOK 666 00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:06,710 AT MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. 667 00:34:06,762 --> 00:34:13,333 I LOOK AT BEN, HE'S LIKE, YEAH. THEN LIKE, I GO THROUGH MY 668 00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:15,135 ROLODEX. I CAN'T SING SOMETHING SERIOUS, 669 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,738 WHO AM I TO DO THAT? I CAN'T SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 670 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:18,888 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. 671 00:34:18,941 --> 00:34:21,041 >> IT'S NOT ENOUGH, IT'S TOO MUCH OF A JOKE. 672 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,677 I'M THINKING. OH! 673 00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:26,330 I START SINGING THE THEME TO "FAMILY MATTERS." 674 00:34:26,382 --> 00:34:31,418 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ IT'S A RARE CONDITION THIS DAY 675 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:34,454 AND AGE ♪ ♪ TO READ GOOD NEWS ON THE 676 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,006 NEWSPAPER PAGE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 677 00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:38,008 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. CHARITY. 678 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:43,597 BEN HARPER. [ LAUGHTER ] 679 00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:46,100 SO I'M OUT OF IT, LIKE GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. 680 00:34:46,102 --> 00:34:48,335 YOU KNOW. THEN A GUY COMES UP TO ME, LIKE 681 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:51,872 HEY, THAT'S HILARIOUS, MAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS VIDEO OF ADAM 682 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:56,510 DEVINE SINGING ALL THE THEMES TO THINGS, HE'S THE GUY WHO -- OH, 683 00:34:56,512 --> 00:35:00,714 OKAY, COOL, GREAT. HE'S LOOKING THROUGH HIS PHONE, 684 00:35:00,716 --> 00:35:03,033 GREAT. THEN I START TALKING TO GERARD. 685 00:35:03,085 --> 00:35:05,502 HE'S LIKE, OH, MAN, THAT WAS REALLY GREAT. 686 00:35:05,554 --> 00:35:08,372 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? I'M GOING TO SHOOT THIS MOVIE IN 687 00:35:08,424 --> 00:35:11,391 ATLANTA, IT'S LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE, IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY 688 00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:12,976 COOL. HE'S LIKE, I'VE DONE A TON OF 689 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,995 ACTION MOVIES, CAN I GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE? 690 00:35:14,997 --> 00:35:17,781 I'VE GOT TWO PIECES OF ADVICE THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. 691 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:22,202 I WAS LIKE, YEAH, PLEASE, SURE. FROM HEAVEN THIS IS COMING. 692 00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:24,321 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> HE'S LIKE, FIRST THING, MAKE 693 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:28,308 SURE YOU WEAR EAR PLUGS. BECAUSE YOU'RE SHOOTING THESE 694 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,078 GUNS, I'VE ALMOST GONE DEAF BECAUSE OF THE GUNS, MAKE SURE 695 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,063 YOU WEAR EAR PLUGS. I'M LIKE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 696 00:35:33,115 --> 00:35:34,531 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SECOND PIECE OF ADVICE, MAYBE 697 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:36,783 THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE, AND THE GUY SAYS, I 698 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:40,587 FOUND THE VIDEO! [ LAUGHTER ] 699 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,056 HE SHOWS US THIS VIDEO. WE'RE SITTING HERE WATCHING THIS 700 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:48,145 SKETCH ON THIS PHONE. LIKE, OKAY, COOL, COOL. 701 00:35:48,197 --> 00:35:50,164 WE'RE BOTH LIKE, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 702 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:52,849 ALL OF A SUDDEN, EVERYBODY COMES OUT FROM THE PARTY. 703 00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:55,185 SO WE ALL LEAVE. SO I WAS LIKE -- 704 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:57,037 >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. >> THANKS, DUDE. 705 00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:59,940 >> Jimmy: DIDN'T GET THE ADVICE. >> DIDN'T GET THE ADVICE. 706 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,558 SO BUMMED. >> THEN YOU DID THE MOVIE. 707 00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:03,993 >> THEN I DID THAT MOVIE. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 708 00:36:04,046 --> 00:36:05,528 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REACH OUT TO GERARD. 709 00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:10,300 >> YEAH, I KNOW, HOPEFULLY. LIKE A WEEK AGO I WAS -- I'M 710 00:36:10,352 --> 00:36:13,854 STAYING IN ATLANTA. A WEEK AGO I WAS PULLING OUT OF 711 00:36:13,856 --> 00:36:17,524 THIS DRIVEWAY. THE PLACE I'M STAYING HAS THIS 712 00:36:17,526 --> 00:36:20,076 DRIVEWAY -- OR HAS THIS GARAGE RIGHT ON THIS BACK STREET. 713 00:36:20,129 --> 00:36:22,930 YOU CAN'T SEE WHEN PEOPLE ARE WALKING BY. 714 00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:26,833 I'M PULLING OUT, TWO GUYS WALK PAST, ALMOST HIT THEM, STOP REAL 715 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:30,237 QUICK, WHOOPS, SORRY. THEY WALK IN, KEEP ON WALKING. 716 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,240 I'M LIKE, SORRY. WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK I KNOW 717 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:36,176 THAT GUY. I PULL FORWARD, HEY. 718 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,329 HEY, SAM! ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GARAGE DOOR 719 00:36:39,381 --> 00:36:43,200 STARTS TO CLOSE ON MY CAR. MY BUDDY RUNS IN, GRAB THE 720 00:36:43,252 --> 00:36:46,804 GARAGE DOOR, LIFT IT UP, I DRIVE OUT. 721 00:36:46,855 --> 00:36:48,455 THE STRENGTH. OH MY GOD, THANK YOU! 722 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:52,159 IT WAS GERARD BUTLER. [ LAUGHTER ] 723 00:36:52,161 --> 00:36:52,976 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS? 724 00:36:53,028 --> 00:36:56,029 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET THE -- DID 725 00:36:56,031 --> 00:36:56,997 YOU GET PIECE NUMBER TWO OF ADVICE? 726 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:00,884 >> I COMPLETELY FORGOT. >> Jimmy: YOU FORGOT, YOU'RE 727 00:37:00,936 --> 00:37:03,386 VERY FORGETFUL. >> I'VE GOT TO HOPE FOR THE 728 00:37:03,439 --> 00:37:05,038 THIRD ONE. >> Jimmy: BEFORE WE GO, WHAT IS 729 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,025 YOUR COUSIN'S NAME? GO! 730 00:37:08,076 --> 00:37:10,978 >> DUANE. >> Jimmy: "THE TOMORROW WAR" 731 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,830 PREMIERES JULY 2ED ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 732 00:37:12,881 --> 00:37:15,632 ACTION MOVIE STAR SAM RICHARDSON, EVERYBODY. 733 00:37:15,684 --> 00:37:19,219 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE BACK WITH KODAK BLACK! 734 00:37:25,527 --> 00:37:29,429 >> Jimmy: THIS EP IS CALLED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODAK." 735 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:30,781 WITH THE SONG "FEELIN' PEACHY," KODAK BLACK! 736 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:33,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ YOU KNOW I NEEDED YOU 737 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,302 WHY WOULD LEAVE ME KEEPING IT REAL EVERY DAY ♪ 738 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:36,619 ♪ IT AIN'T EASY SORRY THIS AIN'T ORANGE 739 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:38,338 THIS IS PEACH ♪ ♪ GOTTA KEEP A CARBON 740 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,324 IN MY REACH PICKIN' CALAMARI OUT ♪ 741 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:40,790 ♪ MY TEETH BABY THIS IS PEACH 742 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,711 THIS IS PEACH GOTTA KEEP A CARBON ♪ 743 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,546 ♪ IN MY REACH PICKIN' CALAMARI OUT 744 00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:49,899 MY TEETH BABY ♪ ♪ MIGHT JUST PUT THEM 745 00:37:49,952 --> 00:37:51,318 FORGI'S ON A JEEP I KEEP SPILLING COFFEE ♪ 746 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,687 ♪ ON MY JEANS I DON'T LIKE THIS TALKING 747 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,873 I'M GONE SQUEEZE BABY ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I NEEDED YOU 748 00:37:55,924 --> 00:37:57,474 WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME KEEPING IT REAL EVERY DAY ♪ 749 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,610 ♪ IT AIN'T EASY CARDIGANS WEATHER 750 00:37:59,661 --> 00:38:01,228 IT COME OUT NEXT SEASON ♪ ♪ WOULD YOU JUST STAY 751 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:03,547 WITH ME PLEASE I'MA BLESS LIL' MAMA ♪ 752 00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:05,265 ♪ LIKE SHE SNEEZING SCORED A TRIPLE DOUBLE 753 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,834 FOR MY NIECES ♪ ♪ I JUST BOUGHT A ROVER 754 00:38:07,836 --> 00:38:10,119 FOR NO REASON I'M ON HOUSE ARREST ♪ 755 00:38:10,172 --> 00:38:12,855 ♪ I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE LOCKED UP IN THE PEN 756 00:38:12,908 --> 00:38:13,423 BUT I AIN'T PEED ♪ ♪ THE WATER DRIPPING 757 00:38:13,475 --> 00:38:15,893 OFF ME AQUAFINA LOVE MY UNCLE ♪ 758 00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:17,177 ♪ UNCLE LOVE MY AUNTIE 759 00:38:17,179 --> 00:38:18,645 AUNTIE ♪ ♪ BLOWING ALL THIS MONEY 760 00:38:18,647 --> 00:38:20,330 'CAUSE IT FREEZE ♪ ♪ SCAMMING IN MIAMI 761 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,382 BY THE BEACH TELLING ON YOUR HOMIES ♪ 762 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:24,768 ♪ THAT AIN'T Z BOY I HEARD YOU RATTED 763 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:27,337 FOR A CHEESECAKE ♪ ♪ THIS IS PEACH 764 00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,339 GOTTA KEEP A CARBON IN MY REACH ♪ 765 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:32,875 ♪ PICKIN' CALAMARI OUT MY TEETH BABY 766 00:38:32,928 --> 00:38:34,861 MIGHT JUST PUT THEM ♪ ♪ FORGI'S ON A JEEP 767 00:38:34,863 --> 00:38:37,213 I KEEP SPILLING COFFEE ON MY JEANS ♪ 768 00:38:37,266 --> 00:38:41,401 ♪ I DON'T LIKE THIS TALKING I'M GONE SQUEEZE BABY 769 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:42,569 SNIPERS AND THE BEAMS ♪ ♪ IN LIL' LIL' HAITI 770 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,954 SIPPING ON THE LEAN BUT I AIN'T LAZY ♪ 771 00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:49,092 ♪ BAE CHECK YOUR SAVING SHE SAY DON'T WASTE IT ♪ 772 00:38:49,144 --> 00:38:53,747 ♪ I BEEN SMOKING COFFEE WITH THE TREE 773 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,181 I'MA KEEP YOU HEALTHY ♪ ♪ SELLING P'S 774 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,716 DEVIL WANNA SIGN ME WHAT'S THE PLEA ♪ 775 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,619 ♪ DOUBLE NINES ON ME I'M FROM THE 18th 776 00:38:59,621 --> 00:39:01,104 LOUIS V PEACH ♪ ♪ COLORED BLANKET 777 00:39:01,156 --> 00:39:02,639 DOGGING ON THESE -- I GOT RABIES ♪ 778 00:39:02,691 --> 00:39:04,157 ♪ HITTING HER FROM THE BACK I TOLD HER FACE ME 779 00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:05,325 I BEEN GETTING A LOT ♪ ♪ OF MONEY LATELY 780 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,543 CARDI B I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR BRACELET ♪ 781 00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:07,910 ♪ SHAWTY SAY I'M HANDSOME FOR A HAITIAN 782 00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:09,546 I JUST RENT THE SPIDER ♪ ♪ FOR THE WEEKEND 783 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:10,797 LYING ON MY -- BUT IT AIN'T SHRINKING ♪ 784 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,899 ♪ SORRY THIS AIN'T ORANGE THIS IS PEACH 785 00:39:12,901 --> 00:39:14,584 GOTTA KEEP A CARBON ♪ ♪ IN MY REACH 786 00:39:14,636 --> 00:39:17,520 PICKIN' CALAMARI OUT MY TEETH BABY ♪ 787 00:39:17,573 --> 00:39:19,656 ♪ YUH MIGHT JUST PUT THEM 788 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,124 FORGI'S ON A JEEP ♪ ♪ I KEEP SPILLING COFFEE 789 00:39:21,176 --> 00:39:23,076 ON MY JEANS ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE THIS TALKING 790 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,846 I'M GONE SQUEEZE BABY YEAH ♪ 791 00:39:25,848 --> 00:39:27,247 ♪ CRACKA TRYNA TELL ME GO TO SLEEP 792 00:39:27,249 --> 00:39:29,616 I BEEN WRITING ♪ ♪ LYRICS AFTER THREE 793 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:33,820 BROTHER TOLD ME -- STICK TO RAPPIN' ♪ 794 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,389 ♪ EVERYBODY KNOW YOU 'BOUT YO ACTION 795 00:39:35,391 --> 00:39:36,773 WHITE GIRL SAY ♪ ♪ SHE FEELING PEACHY 796 00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:38,775 I STILL SMELL THE -- ON MY PINKY ♪ 797 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:40,610 ♪ BAE THAT -- TASTE LIKE TANGERINE 798 00:39:40,662 --> 00:39:42,295 SORRY THIS AIN'T ORANGE ♪ ♪ THIS IS PEACH 799 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,030 GOTTA KEEP A CARBON IN MY REACH ♪ 800 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:48,368 ♪ PICKIN' CALAMARI OUT MY TEETH BABY 801 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,503 MIGHT JUST PUT THEM ♪ ♪ FORGI'S ON A JEEP 802 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,355 I KEEP SPILLING COFFEE ON MY JEANS ♪ 803 00:39:52,408 --> 00:40:00,830 ♪ I DON'T LIKE THIS TALKING I'M GONE SQUEEZE BABY UH ♪ 804 00:40:00,883 --> 00:40:20,017 ♪ ♪ 805 00:40:20,068 --> 00:40:28,725 ♪ >> Jimmy: THANKS TO ZOOEY 806 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,297 DESCHANEL, JONATHAN SCOTT, SAM RICHARDSON, KODAK BLACK, 807 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,316 MICHAEL PACKARD, JOSIAH MAYO, AND THE WHALE TOO FOR BRINGING 808 00:40:36,318 --> 00:40:37,550 US TOGETHER. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 809 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:41,054 TOMORROW NIGHT, DAX SHEPARD, MONICA PADMAN, AND TONY HALE, 810 00:40:41,056 --> 00:40:42,656 WITH MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 811 00:40:42,658 --> 00:40:53,032 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.