1 00:00:00,618 --> 00:00:01,884 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:01,886 --> 00:00:05,805 TONIGHT -- OWEN WILSON, BETTY GILPIN, AND 3 00:00:05,856 --> 00:00:10,526 MUSIC FROM SPICE FEATURING SEAN PAUL AND SHAGGY. 4 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:14,547 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:17,049 >> Jimmy: WELL, HI, EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE 6 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,851 SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:19,904 --> 00:00:26,008 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, WHERE AS -- 8 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:32,381 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FEEL THAT WEIRD ENERGY IN THE ROOM. 9 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:35,284 [ LAUGHTER ] AS OF TODAY, WE ARE OPEN FOR 10 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,936 BUSINESS. WE ARE OFFICIALLY NOW AT 11 00:00:37,989 --> 00:00:40,155 100% CAPACITY. NO CAPACITY LIMITS, NO DISTANCE 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,674 REQUIREMENTS. EVERYWHERE YOU GO. 13 00:00:42,727 --> 00:00:44,243 IN FACT, THE ONLY PLACE THAT ISN'T OPEN FOR BUSINESS IS OUR 14 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,228 SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,048 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STILL DOING JOKES FOR 16 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,801 23 MEMBERS OF AN ALL-HOSTAGE STAFF. 17 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:56,355 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE, YOU KNOW, 18 00:00:56,407 --> 00:00:58,124 WE CAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19 00:00:58,175 --> 00:01:01,110 WE CAN FINALLY BREATHE FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE FIRE SEASON STARTS 20 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,396 BACK UP AGAIN. HERE IN L.A., WE HAVE A LOT TO 21 00:01:03,447 --> 00:01:05,564 LOOK FORWARD TO. NOW THAT THE COVID RESTRICTIONS 22 00:01:05,616 --> 00:01:10,336 HAVE BEEN LIFTED, WE WELCOME BACK BEING STUCK ON THE 405, 23 00:01:10,388 --> 00:01:14,473 WAITING TWO HOURS IN LINE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK, PARKING SPOT 24 00:01:14,525 --> 00:01:17,293 FIGHTS, DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET A BARTENDER TO SEE YOU. 25 00:01:17,295 --> 00:01:20,413 THE GUY BEHIND YOU WHO YELLS AT THE MOVIE SCREEN. 26 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:21,881 LONG, SWEATY HUGS. WALKING THROUGH CLOUDS OF POT 27 00:01:21,932 --> 00:01:27,303 SMOKE AT THE PLAYGROUND. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:31,424 TRIPPING OVER BIRD SCOOTERS OUT FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE. 29 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:34,726 AND OF COURSE, THE SMELL OF A CO-WORKER MICROWAVING FISH. 30 00:01:34,779 --> 00:01:35,761 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 31 00:01:35,813 --> 00:01:37,863 WELCOME BACK, FRIENDS. WELCOME. 32 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:39,115 WE MISSED YOU TERRIBLY. NOW IF YOU SEE A WHITE WOMAN 33 00:01:39,117 --> 00:01:41,133 SCREAMING IN TRADER JOE'S, SHE'S NOT AN ANTI-MASKER, SHE'S JUST 34 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,902 MAD THEY'RE OUT OF OAT MILK. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:42,953 --> 00:01:45,905 IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL SUMMER. 36 00:01:45,956 --> 00:01:52,227 I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING ABOUT -- REMEMBER THIS LADY, WHO 37 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,497 POSITIONED HERSELF OUTSIDE THE BASKIN-ROBBINS? 38 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,066 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS BRAVE WOMAN I'M ASSUMING 39 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:58,317 DIED TO GET CALIFORNIA'S ECONOMY OPEN AGAIN. 40 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,970 SO, THANK YOU SCREECHY ICE CREAM KAREN. 41 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,856 [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR SACRIFICE WAS NOT IN VAIN. 42 00:02:03,908 --> 00:02:08,794 RIGHT, GUILLERMO? OH, GUILLERMO'S SICK AGAIN 43 00:02:08,846 --> 00:02:09,945 TONIGHT. GUILLERMO'S SICK AGAIN TONIGHT, 44 00:02:09,947 --> 00:02:11,747 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:02:11,749 --> 00:02:15,784 THE DODGERS HAVE THEIR FIRST FULL-CAPACITY GAME OF THE SEASON 46 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,286 TONIGHT. COINCIDENTALLY, GUILLERMO IS 47 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:19,254 SICK. [ APPLAUSE ] 48 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,224 I WONDER IF THIS IS GOING TO CATCH ON IN L.A. 49 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:26,978 THE FANS WERE BACK AT WRIGLEY FIELD THIS WEEKEND IN CHICAGO. 50 00:02:27,031 --> 00:02:28,164 THEY DID SOMETHING I'VE NOT SEEN BEFORE. 51 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:31,450 YOU EVER TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO STARTED THE WAVE? 52 00:02:31,502 --> 00:02:33,251 I ONCE WENT ON A DEEP DIVE IN THE INTERNET. 53 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:36,721 LET'S REMEMBER THIS. THIS COULD BE THE NEXT WAVE. 54 00:02:36,774 --> 00:02:38,207 THIS IS A PHENOMENON THAT SEEMS TO DATE BACK TO 2019 AT WRIGLEY 55 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:42,527 FIELD. WHERE A FAN OR FANS, I'M NOT 56 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,498 SURE WHO OR HOW MANY, TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO START 57 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:49,852 STACKING CUPS, THE BEER CUPS, THE CLEAR PLASTIC ONES THEY SELL 58 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:52,020 THE BUDWEISER IN. THEY STACK THEM UP AS HIGH AS 59 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:55,290 THEY COULD. THEN THE CUPS -- IT GOT CUT OFF 60 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,395 BY COVID BECAUSE PEOPLE STOPPED GOING TO GAMES. 61 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:03,432 THEY STOPPED STACKING CUPS. UNTIL THIS IS THE CUBS/CARDINALS 62 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,501 GAME AT WRIGLEY ON SUNDAY. THE FANS WERE SO HAPPY TO BE 63 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,136 BACK -- [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:03:07,138 --> 00:03:10,422 THEY FORMED THIS, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT WAS, BUT THEY CALL 65 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:15,160 IT -- SOME CALL IT A BEER SNAKE, SOME CALL IT A CUP SNAKE. 66 00:03:15,213 --> 00:03:20,749 IT AS SNAKE MADE OUT OF CUPS. I GUESS THE MESSAGE IS WE'RE NOT 67 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:21,566 WORRIED ABOUT COVID AT ALL ANYMORE. 68 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,585 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEONE COUNTED IT UP, AND THEY 69 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,738 ESTIMATE THAT THIS SNAKE REPRESENTS $30,000 WORTH OF 70 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:28,840 BEERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:03:28,893 --> 00:03:30,192 APPARENT HE THE CUBS DON'T LIKE IT. 72 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:33,629 BARSTOOL SPORTS STARTED SELLING CUP SNAKE SHIRTS, WHICH ARE NOW 73 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,030 BANNED FROM WRIGLEY FIELD. AND SECURITY AT WRIGLEY HAS BEEN 74 00:03:35,032 --> 00:03:39,485 CONFISCATING CUPS. NOT JUST CONFISCATING BUT LOOK 75 00:03:39,537 --> 00:03:42,004 AT THIS GUY, ANGRILY TAKING THOSE CUPS AWAY. 76 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:47,042 GIMME THOSE CUPS, YOU STACKER! [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:03:47,044 --> 00:03:50,729 I GUESS BEER SOMETIMES SPILLS ON OTHER FANS, WHICH -- IN A WAY I 78 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:52,548 FEEL THEY'RE PENALIZING PEOPLE FOR CLEANING UP THE STADIUM, 79 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,349 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,701 I SAY LET THE PEOPLE STACK THEIR CUPS! 81 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:56,885 AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, IS THAT REALLY SO BAD? 82 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:02,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S NOT FORGET, A YEAR AGO, 83 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:06,512 ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, PRIESTS WERE BAPTIZING BABIES WITH WATER 84 00:04:06,564 --> 00:04:09,881 GUNS, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:10,749 WHAT'S A LITTLE CUP STACKING GONNA HURT? 86 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:17,155 EVEN DR. FAUCI WAS OUT LAST NIGHT PARTYING IT UP. 87 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:23,078 AT BLACK THAT MEAN GOE FLAMINGO IN NEW YORK. 88 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,397 ♪ THERE HE IS. 89 00:04:25,449 --> 00:04:26,882 [ LAUGHTER ] IN NEW YORK, AS MORE PEOPLE ARE 90 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:29,051 TAKING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AGAIN, THEY'VE SEEN A SHARP 91 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,270 INCREASE IN SUBWAY CARS CAKED WITH FECES, GARBAGE, BLOOD, AND 92 00:04:31,322 --> 00:04:32,855 VOMIT. IN OTHER WORDS, NEW YORK CITY IS 93 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,424 BACK! KRCH 94 00:04:35,426 --> 00:04:39,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ DRUMROLL ♪ 95 00:04:39,129 --> 00:04:43,699 SPEAKING OF HUMAN EXCREMENT, CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR 96 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:44,150 GREENE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:50,306 PLAUTDS APPLAUSE [ APPLAUSE ] DID SOMETHING UNUSUAL. 98 00:04:50,308 --> 00:04:51,673 SOMETHING UNUSUAL FOR HER. SHE APOLOGIZED. 99 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,208 REMEMBER LAST MONTH WHEN SHE COMPARED CONGRESSPEOPLE HAVING 100 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,544 TO WEAR MASKS TO JEWS HAVING TO WEAR THE STAR OF DAVID DURING 101 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,947 THE HOLOCAUST? WELL, YESTERDAY, KLAN MOM PAID A 102 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,217 VISIT TO THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM IN D.C., AND I GUESS A FIELD TRIP 103 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:06,271 DID SOME GOOD BECAUSE SHE APOLOGIZED. 104 00:05:06,324 --> 00:05:10,109 >> THE HORRORS OF THE HOLOCAUST ARE SOMETHING THAT SOME PEOPLE 105 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,694 DON'T EVEN BELIEVE HAPPENED. [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,413 >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT SHE'S HERE TO FINALLY SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. 107 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:16,782 IT DID HAPPEN. AND IT WAS BAD. 108 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:20,952 IT'S AMAZING WHAT JUST A LITTLE EDUCATION CAN DO. 109 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:25,774 SHE NOW KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST AS EVERY SIXTH GRADER 110 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,691 IN WASHINGTON, D.C. QUICK, BUILD A CLIMATE CHANGE 111 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:29,311 MUSEUM! [ APPLAUSE ] 112 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,347 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THAT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE SAID 113 00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:33,882 SHE'S SORRY. AND SHE IS SORRY. 114 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:37,035 SHE MIGHT BE THE SORRIEST EXCUSE FOR A CONGRESSWOMAN WE'VE EVER 115 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:38,804 HAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:05:38,856 --> 00:05:41,439 NEXT SHE'S PLANNING A VISIT TO THE NATIONAL AIR AND JEWISH 117 00:05:41,492 --> 00:05:47,245 SPACE LASER MUSEUM. [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:05:47,298 --> 00:05:49,298 YESTERDAY, I MENTIONED THIS YESTERDAY, WAS DONALD TRUMP'S 119 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:55,704 75th BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY. SHE HAD A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER AT 120 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:57,188 TRUMP'S CLUB IN BEDMINSTER LAST NIGHT. 121 00:05:57,241 --> 00:06:00,309 HIS SON, DJTJ, POSTED VIDEO OF THAT ON INSTAGRAM. 122 00:06:00,311 --> 00:06:09,702 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 123 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:14,423 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MR. PRESIDENT ♪ 124 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:20,945 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THAT WHAT 125 00:06:20,998 --> 00:06:22,464 A PARTY, ALL THE BEST PEOPLE WERE THERE. 126 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,282 ALTHOUGH I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HIS WIFE WASN'T. 127 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:29,655 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HIS 75th BIRTHDAY. 128 00:06:29,707 --> 00:06:33,775 THIS IS A BIG BIRTHDAY. WHERE'S MELANIA? 129 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,845 WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF SHE RAN OFF WITH HUNTER BIDEN? 130 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,497 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] WHERE'S MELANIA? 131 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:41,032 WAIT, WHERE'S HUNTER? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, 132 00:06:41,085 --> 00:06:43,251 BUT BATMAN WAS TRENDING YESTERDAY AFTER REPORTS THAT A 133 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,404 SEX SCENE GOT AXED FROM THE UPCOMING SEASON OF "HARLEY 134 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:48,624 QUINN," WHICH IS AN ANIMATED SERIES ON HBO MAX. 135 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:52,945 THE CREATORS WROTE A SCENE IN WHICH BATMAN PERFORMS ORAL SEX 136 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,580 ON CATWOMAN, BUT THE GANG AT DC COMICS SAID NO WAY. 137 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:59,250 AND THE REASON THEY GAVE IS THEY SAID "HEROES DON'T DO THAT." 138 00:06:59,303 --> 00:07:01,487 DC IS SO PC. [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:07:01,538 --> 00:07:03,756 OF COURSE HEROES DO THAT. YOU THINK JAMES BOND DOESN'T DO 140 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:06,725 THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:07:06,777 --> 00:07:10,779 YOU THINK MR. T. DOESN'T DO THAT? 142 00:07:10,781 --> 00:07:13,248 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] I PITY THE FOOL WHO THINKS HE 143 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:17,252 DOESN'T DO THAT. FOR GOD'S SAKE, MR. ROGERS 144 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:18,921 PROBABLY DID THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 145 00:07:18,923 --> 00:07:22,357 BATMAN HAS ALL THOSE GADGETS, OF COURSE HE DOES THAT. 146 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,692 [ LAUGHTER ] IN THAT SUIT, IT'S THE ONLY SEX 147 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,778 ACT HE CAN PERFORM. [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:29,648 I LOVE THAT THEY WERE OUTRAGED BY THIS, BUT NOT A PEEP ABOUT 149 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,051 BRUCE WAYNE KEEPING A TEENAGE WARD IN HIS CAVE. 150 00:07:32,102 --> 00:07:35,270 [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE REASON BATMAN EXISTS 151 00:07:35,272 --> 00:07:40,959 IS BECAUSE IT WASN'T SAFE TO GO DOWNTOWN IN GOTHAM. 152 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:44,379 [ APPLAUSE ] BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN 153 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,532 TELL BATMAN WAS HAVING SEX IN YOUR BED? 154 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,133 YOU FIND THE WORDS "POW!" "BAM!" AND "SPLAT!" LAYING ALL OVER THE 155 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:53,272 PLACE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 156 00:07:53,323 --> 00:07:56,258 THAT'S A JOKE FOR THE OLD-SCHOOL BATMAN FANS. 157 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,659 [ LAUGHTER ] WE ARE NOW ABOUT A MONTH AWAY 158 00:07:57,711 --> 00:08:00,445 FROM THE SUMMER OLYMPICS IN TOKYO WHERE MOST OF THE PEOPLE 159 00:08:00,498 --> 00:08:02,714 WHO LIVE THERE ARE LESS THAN THRILLED ABOUT THE IDEA OF 160 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:08,052 HOSTING THE GAMES DURING A PANDEMIC. 161 00:08:08,105 --> 00:08:09,355 ONLY 5% OF THE POPULATION IS CURRENTLY VACCINATED IN TOKYO. 162 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,872 AND BECAUSE OF THAT, ONE OF THE TRADITIONS AT THE OLYMPIC 163 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,360 VILLAGE IS BEING THREATENED. ORGANIZERS TYPICALLY GIVE OUT 164 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,945 CONDOMS TO THE ATHLETES, BUT THIS TIME, THERE'S A CATCH. 165 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:20,331 ACCORDING TO OLYMPIC OFFICIALS, "THE DISTRIBUTION OF CONDOMS IS 166 00:08:20,384 --> 00:08:23,102 NOT FOR USE AT THE ATHLETE'S VILLAGE, BUT TO HAVE ATHLETES 167 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:26,722 TAKE THEM BACK TO THEIR HOME COUNTRIES TO RAISE AWARENESS." 168 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:27,889 [ LAUGHTER ] RAISE AWARENESS? 169 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,893 OF CONDOMS? "COUNTRYMEN, GATHER 'ROUND! 170 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:38,400 THIS IS A LATEX BALLOON DESIGNED TO CAPTURE BABY BATTER!" 171 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:40,218 BEHOLD! THIS IS CRAZY. 172 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,169 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRAINING 173 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:45,440 THEIR WHOLE LIVES TO HAVE SEX AT THE OLYMPICS, IT'S NOT FAIR! 174 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:51,213 [ LAUGHTER ] THE OLYMPICS START IN JUST ABOUT 175 00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:53,231 FIVE WEEKS AND I WONDER IF ANYONE IS AWARE THEY'RE COMING 176 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:57,136 AT ALL. SO WE WENT ON THE STREET AND WE 177 00:08:57,187 --> 00:09:00,205 ASKED PEOPLE, WE GET PEOPLE FROM UL ALL OVER THE WORLD IN 178 00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:03,826 HOLLYWOOD, WE ASKED THEM TO GIVE THE REVIEW OF THE OLYMPICS SO 179 00:09:03,828 --> 00:09:05,594 FAR, EVEN THOUGH AS I SAID THEY HAVE NOT STARTED. 180 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:06,879 BUT DID THAT STOP PEOPLE SAYING THEY'RE WATCHING? 181 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:11,033 OF COURSE NOT, IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS NEWS." 182 00:09:11,035 --> 00:09:16,387 [ APPLAUSE ] >> HEY, BEEN WATCHING THE 183 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,389 OLYMPICS? >> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 184 00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:19,608 >> HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE OLYMPICS? 185 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,143 >> YEAH. >> HAVE YOU BEEN ENJOYING THEM? 186 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,579 >> THE TOKYO ONES, YOU MEAN? >> YEAH. 187 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:24,813 >> YEAH. >> NICK, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING 188 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,648 THE OLYMPICS? >> I HAVE BEEN. 189 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,584 >> YOU BEEN ENJOYING THEM? >> I DO, YEAH. 190 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:32,871 >> THE BIG STORY, CAITLYN JENNER RETURNING TO COMPETE FOR THE 191 00:09:32,923 --> 00:09:34,956 UNITED STATES IN THE DECATHLON AS A WOMAN. 192 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:38,627 HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, SEEING HER UP THERE COMPETING? 193 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:43,398 >> I THINK IT WAS AMAZING, A BIG STEP FORWARD FOR WOMEN ACROSS 194 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,484 AMERICA. A BEAUTIFUL THING, ESPECIALLY 195 00:09:46,537 --> 00:09:49,821 SEEING -- COMPETING IN THE DECATHLON, THAT TAKES YEARS OF 196 00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:53,909 HARD WORK, DEDICATION, ATHLETICISM. 197 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,678 IT'S AMAZING, COMPETING AT A HIGH LEVEL. 198 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,481 >> DO YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, GIVE HER ENCOURAGEMENT? 199 00:09:59,483 --> 00:10:03,368 >> MRS. JENNER, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'RE AMAZING, 200 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:05,453 YOU AND ALL WOMEN IN AMERICA, THANK YOU. 201 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,790 >> WHICH OLYMPIC SPORTS HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? 202 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:14,396 >> FIGURE SKATING. >> YOU MUST HAVE SEEN NANCY 203 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,166 HARDING WIN THAT BRONZE WITH HER TORN ACLU? 204 00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:20,251 >> CORRECT. >> DO YOU WANT TO WISH HER A 205 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:23,689 SPEEDY RECOVERY ON HER ACLU? >> NANCY HARDING, 206 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,675 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SPEEDY RECOVERY, AND CONGRATULATIONS. 207 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,644 >> WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING WITH? 208 00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:30,846 >> MY BOYFRIEND. >> HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING WATER 209 00:10:30,848 --> 00:10:31,697 POLO? >> BITS OF IT. 210 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:34,833 >> DID IT MAKE YOU SAD WHEN ALL THE PONIES DROWNED? 211 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,786 >> YEAH? >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 212 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:38,403 OLYMPICS, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? 213 00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:46,311 >> HIGHLIGHTS, THINGS LIKE THAT. >> YOU SAW USAIN BOLT WIN THAT 214 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,863 BIG RACE? >> I DID, A LITTLE BIT OF IT. 215 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:51,183 >> NO ONE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO WIN, RACING AGAINST GREG FAST 216 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,834 WHEN. >> YOUNGER PEOPLE, YEAH. 217 00:10:52,886 --> 00:11:02,661 >> LEN QUICKEN, AND THE RUSSIAN, HARRY RONZATAN. 218 00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:06,465 >> I HAVEN'T WATCHED MYSELF. >> HAVE YOU SEEN HIGHLIGHTS? 219 00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:08,951 >> NOT AT ALL. HOWEVER, I HAVE HEARD THAT IT'S 220 00:11:08,953 --> 00:11:10,585 GOOD. >> YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE 221 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,769 BEEN WATCHING? >> NO. 222 00:11:11,822 --> 00:11:14,105 WELL, YES, A LITTLE BIT. >> WHICH FRIENDS? 223 00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:16,574 >> FRIENDS FROM -- LIKE FAMILY. FAMILY FRIENDS. 224 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,928 >> WHICH FAMILY FRIENDS? >> MOM'S SIDE. 225 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,548 >> YOUR MOM'S SIDE? >> YEP. 226 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,333 >> WHAT'S THEIR NAME? >> UM -- SANDY. 227 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,535 >> SANDY'S BEEN WATCHING IT? >> YEP. 228 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,871 >> WHAT SPORTS DOES SANDY LIKE IN THE OLYMPICS? 229 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,608 >> SHOT PUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:38,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SHOT PUT. 231 00:11:38,215 --> 00:11:42,083 OF ALL THE SPORTS. SANDY LIKES SHOT PUT. 232 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,535 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW 233 00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:47,005 FOR YOU TONIGHT. BETTY GILPIN IS HERE. 234 00:11:47,057 --> 00:11:48,123 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SPICE 235 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:54,078 FEATURING SEAN PAUL AND SHAGGY. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 236 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,399 THE WONDERFUL OWEN WILSON, SO STICK AROUND! 237 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,341 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 238 00:12:06,343 --> 00:12:10,862 >> Jimmy: HELLO, FRIENDS. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "THE 239 00:12:10,914 --> 00:12:13,231 TOMORROW WAR," BETTY GILPIN IS HERE. 240 00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:16,268 THEN LATER, FROM JAMAICA, HER DEBUT ALBUM "TEN" COMES OUT 241 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,070 JULY 30th. MUSIC FROM SPICE WITH SEAN PAUL 242 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:21,589 AND SHAGGY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 243 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,359 TOMORROW NIGHT, ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND SAM RICHARDSON WILL JOIN US, 244 00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:28,747 WITH MUSIC FROM KODAK BLACK. AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE GUY 245 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,449 WHO GOT SWALLOWED BY A HUMPBACK WHALE HERE IN STUDIO. 246 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:35,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE FOUND HIM. 247 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:38,122 HE'S ALIVE. IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF HE WASN'T. 248 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,608 [ LAUGHTER ] WE WOULD NOT BE FLYING HIM OUT, 249 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,694 I WILL TELL YOU THAT, WE DO HAVE SOME STANDARDS. 250 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:47,082 TOMORROW NIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO MEET A MAN WHO WAS SWALLOWED BY 251 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,768 A WHALE, FOR REAL, HE WILL BE WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT. 252 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,103 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS TAKING A TEMPORARY LEAVE FROM 253 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:52,771 THE WES ANDERSON CINEMATIC UNIVERSE TO BE PART OF THE 254 00:12:52,823 --> 00:12:54,389 MARVEL ONE. HE PLAYS TVA AGENT 255 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,525 MOBIUS M. MOBIUS IN "LOKI." NEW EPISODES COME OUT WEDNESDAYS 256 00:12:56,527 --> 00:13:01,647 ON DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME OWEN WILSON. 257 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HEY, OWEN. 258 00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:08,219 >> HOW YOU DOING, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. 259 00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:11,473 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. YES. 260 00:13:11,475 --> 00:13:13,491 NICE TO BE HERE, VIRTUALLY, OF COURSE. 261 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:16,011 I WISH THAT I WAS THERE WITH YOU, KIND OF, BECAUSE I LIKE 262 00:13:16,013 --> 00:13:18,797 WHEN WE SORT OF GET THAT CHEMISTRY, GET THAT FLOW GOING. 263 00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:21,032 >> Jimmy: YES. >> SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH 264 00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:22,884 OTHER. BUT WE'LL DO OUR BEST TODAY. 265 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,070 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE WILL. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,489 WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? >> I AM -- WHERE AM I? 267 00:13:27,491 --> 00:13:29,124 YES, I'M ABOUT FIVE HOURS WEST OF YOU. 268 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,493 >> Jimmy: AH. YOU ARE IN HAWAII. 269 00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:33,111 YOU'RE IN MAUI, RIGHT? THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE? 270 00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:34,662 YEAH. >> YES. 271 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:40,585 I'M IN MAUI. BUT, LIKE I SAY, I'M JUST -- I'M 272 00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:41,420 CRUSHED THAT I'M NOT WITH YOU GUYS. 273 00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:45,607 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 274 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,509 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY MISSING OUT, OWEN. 275 00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,778 DO WE HAVE THAT VIDEO? THIS IS RIGHT BEHIND OUR 276 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,396 THEATER. WE HAD A FULL CAR FIRE GOING ON 277 00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:54,716 HERE TODAY, I MEAN, IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 278 00:13:54,718 --> 00:14:03,941 IT SMELLED LIKE PLUMERIA FLOWERS, IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING 279 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:05,711 TO SEE. THAT'S HOLLYWOOD FOR YOU. 280 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,913 >> YOU'RE GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS. [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:11,015 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, YOU LIKE BEING HERE IN 282 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,101 HOLLYWOOD, YOU ASSUME THEY MUST BE SHOOTING SOMETHING WHEN 283 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,254 THERE'S A CAR ON FIRE. TURNS OUT, JUST A GOOD 284 00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:19,891 OLD-FASHIONED CAR ON FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,860 SO YOU'RE DOING WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE. 286 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:24,913 BOY, YOU LOOK HAPPY. ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK -- 287 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,348 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOUR SHIRT IS VERY 288 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,467 IRONED. DID YOU DO THAT YOURSELF? 289 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:33,355 >> I DID, AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT SORT OF STAYS KIND OF 290 00:14:33,357 --> 00:14:35,506 LOOKING OKAY. SO I JUST SORT OF FISH IT OUT OF 291 00:14:35,559 --> 00:14:38,860 THE CLOSET WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT, LIKE TODAY. 292 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:42,380 [ LAUGHTER ] BUTTON IT UP. 293 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:45,433 BUT THANK YOU. I THINK IT'S A NICE COLOR. 294 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:48,770 >> Jimmy: A.M. ANGELIC, I WOULD SAY. 295 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:54,192 ARE YOUR PALS WOODY HARRELSON ON THE ISLAND RIGHT NOW? 296 00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:57,696 >> WOODY IS WORKING, BUT WILLIE'S HERE. 297 00:14:57,747 --> 00:15:00,531 THEY'RE ACTUALLY FILMING -- DOING A DOCUMENTARY ON HIM. 298 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:03,952 SO I WAS ACTUALLY -- THEY INTERVIEWED ME FOR THE 299 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,270 DOCUMENTARY A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. 300 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:10,141 THEN I SAW HIM YESTERDAY WE PLAYED SOME DOMINOS. 301 00:15:10,193 --> 00:15:13,645 >> Jimmy: NICE. >> I MIGHT SEE HIM EVEN LATER 302 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:14,345 TODAY. >> Jimmy: OH. 303 00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:18,416 >> BUT YEAH, IT WAS FUN DOING -- YOU KNOW, THE THING WITH WILLIE, 304 00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:23,121 BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A BIG, YOU KNOW -- SUCH A BIG DEAL, KIND 305 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:29,060 OF, GROWING UP, AND MY PARENTS LOVED HIM, AND BEING IN TEXAS. 306 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:32,881 I STILL SORT OF CAN'T QUITE BELIEVE THAT I'M SORT OF FRIENDS 307 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:33,748 WITH HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 308 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:38,153 >> IT SORT OF FEELS LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER WHO KNOWS THE 309 00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:40,304 STAR QUARTERBACK. AND THEN HE LETS -- HE KNOWS HIS 310 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,208 NAME AND SAYS HELLO TO HIM. SOMETIMES EATS LUNCH WITH HIM. 311 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,744 [ LAUGHTER ] KEEPS THE OTHER GUYS FROM 312 00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:50,148 PICKING ON HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,151 BUT YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. AND SO IN THE DOCUMENTARY THEY 314 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:59,024 WERE JUST KIND OF ASKING ME ABOUT, YOU KNOW, ALL THE POKER 315 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,476 STUFF. AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 316 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,326 THERE'S MARIJUANA. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 317 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:07,482 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, THEY'RE -- YOU KNOW, 318 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,067 THAT, OF COURSE, IS PART OF THE STORY. 319 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,955 YOU CAN'T WHITEWASH THAT. >> Jimmy: NO, NO. 320 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:18,310 >> AND SO -- BUT I STILL HAVE A THING FROM GROWING UP THAT IT'S 321 00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:21,329 SORT OF A SECRETIVE -- LIKE YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE THAT. 322 00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:23,264 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> BUT IT'S -- I MEAN, THERE'S 323 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:26,051 NOTHING TO HIDE. >> Jimmy: IT RUINS IT IN A WAY, 324 00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:28,819 DOESN'T IT? YEAH. 325 00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:30,939 >> IT DOES. I MEAN, IT SOMETIMES TAKES SOME 326 00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:33,491 OF THE FUN OUT OF IT. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHN YOU'RE 327 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:37,645 KIND OF A BIT, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW, FEELS LIKE KIND OF BEING 328 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,231 BACK IN NINTH GRADE, SNEAKING OUT AND STUFF. 329 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:41,399 >> Jimmy: YEAH. I'VE BEEN SNORTING BATH SALTS, 330 00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:44,753 ACTUALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:49,390 JUST TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? 332 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:55,897 WHAT ABOUT WILLIE? IS IT LEGAL IN HAWAII NOW? 333 00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:56,882 DECRIMINALIZED OR LEGALIZED THERE? 334 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,132 >> IT IS, YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH. 335 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,384 >> I THINK IT'S THE SAME AS CALIFORNIA NOW. 336 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,253 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. OH, WOW. 337 00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:03,955 AND DOES THAT GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE? 338 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,656 >> PROGRESS. >> Jimmy: OVER WILLIE WHEN IT 339 00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:08,043 COMES TO PLAYING POKER? THE FACT THAT HE IS BAKED OUT OF 340 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:11,813 HIS MIND? >> IT DOESN'T. 341 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:16,467 I WOULD THINK -- I'D THINK THAT WAS, YOU KNOW -- MAYBE, YOU 342 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,287 KNOW, YEARS AGO. THAT WAS MY GAME PLAN BUT IT 343 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:23,341 HASN'T WORKED OUT THAT WAY. I TEND TO LOSE. 344 00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:25,460 BUT MAYBE HE'S JUST A LOT BETTER AT PLAYING HIGH THAN I AM. 345 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,479 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 346 00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:35,019 >> HE'S, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW, WITH DOMINOS AND STUFF, I JUST 347 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:38,139 GET -- HE REALLY CAN -- HE'S GREAT AT DOMINOS. 348 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,624 HE'S BEEN PLAYING SINCE HE WAS A KID. 349 00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:44,529 I SOMETIMES TALK ABOUT WHERE WE PLAY POKER IS CALLED -- IT'S IN 350 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:50,118 SORT OF THE BACK OF HIS GARAGE, AND HE CALLS IT DJANGO'S ORCHID 351 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:50,669 LOUNGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,621 I SOMETIMES, WHEN I WALK IN, BECAUSE I KNOW I'M GOING TO 353 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:56,791 LOSE, I'LL SAY, WELL, HERE I AM, WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE. 354 00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:02,930 [ LAUGHTER ] BACK IN DJANGO'S ORCHID LOUNGE, 355 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,867 WHICH WAS SOMETHING THAT MY DAD USED TO SAY. 356 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,719 THERE WAS THIS HAMBURGER PLACE THAT ME AND MY BROTHERS LOVED 357 00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:13,474 GOING AND MY DAD KIND OF WAS LIKE, HE DIDN'T REALLY LOVE THE 358 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,594 PLACE TIAL THE JUKEBOX WAS ALWAYS BROKEN. 359 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,164 HE'D SAY THAT PLACE WAS REALLY DEPRESSING, HE'D SAY IT WAS 360 00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:23,969 WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE. SO SAYING THAT LINE, APPLYING IT 361 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,839 TO NOW LOSING ALL THE TIME IN DOMINOS, WILLIE HAS SUCH A GREAT 362 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,957 EAR. HE'S LIKE, OH, I LIKE THAT. 363 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,960 WROTE IT DOWN AND STUCK IT UP ON THE WALL. 364 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:37,916 AND THEN ACTUALLY MADE A SONG WITH THAT LINE. 365 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,168 AND I THINK IT'S EVEN SORT OF THE TITLE OF IT. 366 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:45,289 AND THAT, YOU KNOW -- WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY DAD, THE IDEA 367 00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:48,292 THAT HE SAID SOMETHING TO US AS KIDS, KIND OF KIDDING AROUND, 368 00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:54,549 THAT THEN I PARROT BACK TO WILLIE, AND HE PUTS INTO A SONG, 369 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,284 THAT'S A GREAT -- >> THAT SURE IS. 370 00:18:56,286 --> 00:19:00,221 [ APPLAUSE ] HOW ABOUT YOUR BOYS? 371 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:08,229 HOW OLD ARE YOUR BOYS NOW? >> I'VE GOT -- 10 AND 7. 372 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:12,017 THEY'RE STARTED BACK IN SCHOOL, STARTED KIND OF DOING STUFF. 373 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:18,690 FINN, THE 7-YEAR-OLD, HE ACTUALLY -- HE DEEJAYED A PARTY 374 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,475 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 375 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,594 >> HE'S INTERESTED IN DEEJAYING. YEAH. 376 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,797 >> Jimmy: HOW? >> I KNOW IT SOUNDS -- IT SOUNDS 377 00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:27,832 CRAZY. HE WENT TO -- HE HAS DEEJAY 378 00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:33,270 CLASS. TWICE A WEEK THAT HE GOES TO AND 379 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:35,640 HE WORKS ON HIS BEATS AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 380 00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:42,497 >> I'M NOT KIDDING. AND SO HE DEEJAYED -- IT WAS A 381 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,466 FRIEND'S -- LIKE A CHRISTENING OR BIRTHDAY PARTY. 382 00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:49,904 BUT IT WAS MOSTLY GROWNUPS. FELLOWSHIP WAS ALL EXCITED TO 383 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:55,426 HAVE HIS DEEJAY KIT. AND FORD WENT ALONG WITH HIM, 384 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:58,413 KIND OF AS HIS HYPE MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:19:58,415 --> 00:20:00,515 KIND OF TECHNICAL SUPPORT. WHICH HE NEEDED. 386 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,285 BECAUSE WHEN HE SAW ALL THE GROWNUPS THERE, HE KIND OF GOT A 387 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,104 LITTLE BIT NERVOUS. AND DECIDED THAT HE WAS ONLY 388 00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:11,392 GOING TO PLAY BEATS. AND IT PREPARED THIS GREAT RAP. 389 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,713 HE LOVES WILL SMITH. HE HAS THIS WILL SMITH SONG. 390 00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:18,900 "JUST THE TWO OF US." SO HE HAD THAT WHOLE THING 391 00:20:18,902 --> 00:20:20,702 MEMORIZED. WHEN HE SAW ALL THE GROWNUPS, HE 392 00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:23,854 GOT A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS. THEN FORD KIND OF TALKED HIM 393 00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:26,507 DOWN. AND HE ENDED UP RAPPING THAT 394 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:30,794 SONG. AND IT WAS A BIG HIT. 395 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:33,781 AND THEY HAD A TIP JAR OUT. THEY DID QUITE WELL. 396 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:34,949 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:40,938 >> YEAH. FORD, FORD KIND OF HAS HIS 398 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:46,828 SECURITY, AS I MENTIONED, HYPE MAN, FORD, AND MANAGER, FORD 399 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,329 DECIDED THE SPLIT WOULD BE 50/50. 400 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,666 WHICH FINN WAS THRILLED AT, HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD. 401 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:58,222 BUT THAT'S A PRETTY BOLD SPLIT FOR A MANAGER. 402 00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:58,973 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 403 00:20:59,025 --> 00:20:59,823 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YOU'D HAVE TO GO BACK TO 404 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:01,860 COLONEL PARKER WITH ELVIS, A SPLIT LIKE THAT. 405 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:08,533 >> Jimmy: FINN IS REALLY, WITH BEING THE DEEJAY AND DOING THE 406 00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:12,102 RAPPING, HE'S LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE AND DJ JAZZY JEFF 407 00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,071 COMBINED. >> HE REALLY IS. 408 00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:15,256 >> Jimmy: DOES HE HAVE A DEEJAY NAME? 409 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,141 HAS HE COME UP WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL? 410 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:20,928 >> HE DOES. IT'S DJ KID KAT. 411 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,798 >> Jimmy: KID KAT? >> YEAH. 412 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,099 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> I LIKE IT TOO. 413 00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:30,004 I HAD ANOTHER NAME FOR HIM. THAT HE REJECTED. 414 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,825 HE'S VERY STUCK ON BEING DJ KID KAT. 415 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,009 I THINK IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? 416 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,296 WHAT WAS YOUR SUGGESTION? >> I CAN'T REMEMBER. 417 00:21:38,348 --> 00:21:42,466 IT WAS -- I WAS TRYING TO THINK. IT WAS A -- WAS SOMETHING THAT 418 00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:46,771 HAD LIGHTNING, LIKE SOMETHING A BIT MORE -- THAT FINN THOUGHT 419 00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:50,874 WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 420 00:21:50,927 --> 00:21:52,060 >> HE WANTED TO STICK WITH DJ KID KAT. 421 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:56,848 >> Jimmy: I'M IMAGINING YOU DIPPING INTO DJ KID KAT'S TIP 422 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,266 JAR TO PLAY DOMINOS AT WILLIE'S HOUSE. 423 00:21:58,268 --> 00:22:01,903 [ APPLAUSE ] OWEN WILSON IS WITH US. 424 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:05,990 "LOKI" IS HIS SHOW. WE'LL SEE AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM 425 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,658 THAT RIGHT AFTER THIS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 426 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,313 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT 427 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,348 TO YOU BY VRBO. TOGETHER IS ALWAYS THE BEST 428 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:17,669 PLACE TO BE ON VACATION. >>> TAKE ME TO A REAL 429 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:21,789 APOCALYPSE, TAKE ME TO RAGNAROK, I'LL SHOW YOU. 430 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,875 >> SO YOU CAN RUN BACK TO YOUR HOPE LAND? 431 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,561 NO. >> WE CAN GO ANYWHERE. 432 00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:29,964 >> I'M NOT TAKING YOU FOR A STROLL ALONG THE PROMENADE, MUCH 433 00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:33,267 LESS THE APOCALYPSE. >> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 434 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,703 WE'VE GOT TO PROPERLY TEST THIS THEORY. 435 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:39,507 >> HERE'S A FUN THEORY, YOU LURE ME OUT IN THE FIELD THEN STAB ME 436 00:22:39,509 --> 00:22:41,876 IN THE BACK. THAT'S A THEORY I DON'T WANT TO 437 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,561 TEST. >> I'D NEVER STAB ANYONE IN THE 438 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,447 BACK SH BACK, THAT'S A BORING FORM OF 439 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,599 BETRAYA. >> I'VE STUDIED EVERY MOMENT OF 440 00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:52,286 YOUR LIFE, YOU'VE LITERALLY STABBED PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 441 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:55,806 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OWEN WILSON AND TOM 442 00:22:55,859 --> 00:23:01,145 HIDDELSTON ON "LOKI." BOY, I LOVE THAT. 443 00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:05,316 YOU DIDN'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE MARVEL UNIVERSE GOING INTO THIS? 444 00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:10,138 >> I DIDN'T KNOW A GREAT DEAL ABOUT IT. 445 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,808 IT WAS -- IN FACT, BEFORE WE STARTED FILMING, TOM WAS NICE 446 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:17,828 ENOUGH TO SORT OF WALK ME THROUGH THE WHOLE MYTHOLOGY, WE 447 00:23:17,881 --> 00:23:22,833 CALLED IT "THE LOKI LECTURES." I MEAN, WE SPENT MORE THAN A FEW 448 00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:25,920 DAYS GOING OVER IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 449 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:26,954 >> HE WAS VERY, YOU KNOW, PATIENT WITH ME. 450 00:23:26,956 --> 00:23:31,426 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 451 00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:34,595 TOM TOLD ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK, HE WAS HERE ON 452 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,799 THE SHOW, HE WAS WITH US, AND HE SAID THAT, YEAH, HE HAD VISUAL 453 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:42,370 AIDS, HE HAD CLIPS PREPARED. IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME KIND OF A 454 00:23:42,372 --> 00:23:44,805 COMMUNITY COLLEGE COURSE ON LOKI. 455 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,958 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT 456 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,978 WAS LIKE AND I THINK IF I HAD HAD TEACHERS LIKE TOM, I WOULD 457 00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,597 HAVE DONE BETTER IN SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:54,966 BECAUSE HE WAS VERY UNDERSTANDING. 459 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,051 I MEAN, HE COULD TELL WHEN I WAS FADING. 460 00:23:57,053 --> 00:24:00,772 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD GET TO BE KIND OF LATE AFTERNOON AND HE'D 461 00:24:00,823 --> 00:24:06,276 SAY, "OWEN, MAYBE WE -- MAYBE WE PICK IT UP HERE TOMORROW." 462 00:24:06,329 --> 00:24:11,966 AND I'D SAY, OKAY YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD, I AM GETTING A BIT 463 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,201 TIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:16,003 AND I'D GO HOME. AND ONE NIGHT, I GUESS HE FELT 465 00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:20,208 MAYBE I HADN'T PAID, YOU KNOW, AS MUCH ATTENTION AS I SHOULD 466 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:22,810 HAVE THAT DAY. AND THERE WAS A KNOCK ON MY DOOR 467 00:24:22,812 --> 00:24:25,696 WHERE I WAS STAYING. AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S NIGHTTIME. 468 00:24:25,748 --> 00:24:30,251 AND I OPEN IT. THERE'S TOM. 469 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,806 HE WAS, YOU KNOW -- WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE THE LECTURES. 470 00:24:34,857 --> 00:24:40,444 IT WAS A BET LIKE JEFF PISCOLI WITH MR. HAHN. 471 00:24:40,497 --> 00:24:46,984 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] TOM SAID, DO YOU HAVE YOUR LOKI 472 00:24:47,036 --> 00:24:50,221 NOTEBOOK? I WAS LIKE, NO, I LEFT THAT AT 473 00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:51,622 MARVEL. HE WAS LIKE, I'VE GOT IT FOR 474 00:24:51,674 --> 00:24:52,907 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,041 WE WENT UNTIL ABOUT MIDNIGHT THAT NIGHT. 476 00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:58,563 >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN 477 00:24:58,614 --> 00:25:01,131 THIS, OWEN. BUT TOM -- THIS HAPPENED I 478 00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:03,350 THINK -- THIS PROBABLY HAPPENED -- DEFINITELY BEFORE 479 00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:06,287 YOU GUYS WORKED TOGETHER, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BEFORE YOU 480 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,607 MET, I'M NOT SURE WHEN YOU MET. BUT HERE'S TOM HIDDLESTON DOING 481 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:15,612 AN IMPERSONATION OF YOU. >> OWEN WILSON AS LOKI. 482 00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:26,674 HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON. IS NOT THIS SIMPLER? 483 00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:29,426 IS THIS NOT YOUR, YOUR, YOUR NATURAL STATE? 484 00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:33,748 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW, IT -- IT'S THE 485 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:39,236 UNSPOKEN TRUTH OF HUMANITY THAT, UH, THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU CRAVE 486 00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:43,341 SUBJUGATION. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 487 00:25:43,392 --> 00:25:45,926 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DO YOU. 488 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,445 SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT DO YOU GIVE TOM? 489 00:25:48,498 --> 00:25:52,099 >> THAT'S PRETTY STRONG. I THINK THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 490 00:25:52,101 --> 00:25:57,171 I LIKE THE -- I ALSO FELT THE SORT OF WORD CHOICE WAS GOOD. 491 00:25:57,173 --> 00:26:00,308 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT LAST LINE. 492 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,960 >> Jimmy: HIGH PRAISE, THEN. YOUR OWEN WILSON IS THE BEST OF 493 00:26:03,012 --> 00:26:05,430 ALL OF THEM, I WILL SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,081 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THIS IS QUITE AN 495 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,949 HONOR. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HAD THIS 496 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,084 BEFORE. BUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ACTION 497 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:13,438 FIGURE NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 498 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:18,042 THE MOBIUS MARVEL LEGEND. DID YOU HAVE ANY SAY ON WHAT 499 00:26:18,094 --> 00:26:22,580 THIS LOOKS -- WOULD LOOK LIKE? >> A LITTLE BIT. 500 00:26:22,632 --> 00:26:26,834 I MEAN, THEY SHOWED IT TO ME. AND I HAD SOME NOTES, ACTUALLY. 501 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:31,772 THE FIRST -- THE FIRST ONE THEY GAVE ME, THEY MADE ACTUALLY A 502 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:35,042 LITTLE BIT TOO BUFF, KIND OF. WHERE I FELT IT WAS NOT QUITE 503 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,062 BELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: OH. 504 00:26:38,114 --> 00:26:42,416 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I FELT LIKE THAT THEY -- 505 00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:45,853 IN THE EARLY INCARNATIONS, THEY KIND OF WERE MISSING THAT 506 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:49,156 MISCHIEVOUS TWINKLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 507 00:26:49,158 --> 00:26:52,976 THAT THEY THEN PUT INTO THAT CHARACTER. 508 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,428 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I THINK THEY GOT ME. 509 00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:55,930 >> Jimmy: I THINK THEY DID PRETTY GOOD. 510 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,766 I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY GOT THE TWINKLE. 511 00:26:58,768 --> 00:27:00,368 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I MEAN, THEY GOT YOU, THEY 512 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:03,221 GOT YOUR STICK. EVEN LIKE YOUR ARMS APPEAR TO BE 513 00:27:03,272 --> 00:27:08,493 QUITE -- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE DONE -- THE HANDS ARE 514 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,311 REALLY BIG TOO. NO, THEY COULD DO BETTER. 515 00:27:10,313 --> 00:27:12,296 THEY COULD DO BETTER, I THINK. BUT THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 516 00:27:12,348 --> 00:27:15,883 >> LOOK AT THE -- YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 517 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,053 WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE PART OF -- YOU GET THE CALL FROM 518 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:22,489 MARVEL, YOU'RE EXCITED TO BE A PART OF THIS MCU. 519 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:26,661 AND I WAS EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT MY SUPERPOWERS WERE GOING TO BE. 520 00:27:26,663 --> 00:27:27,912 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY TOLD ME IT WAS LIKE, 521 00:27:27,964 --> 00:27:30,248 WELL -- IT'S NOT SO MUCH SUPERPOWERS. 522 00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:36,921 HE'S A VERY GOOD LISTENER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 523 00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:42,693 AND HIS SARCASM. I GUESS IS MOBIUS' -- 524 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,847 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE OWEN WILSON AS THE LISTENER ON NEW 525 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:50,651 EPISODES OF "LOKI" WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ON DISNEY PLUS. 526 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,920 THANKS, OWEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 527 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,989 LOVE TALKING TO YOU. HOPE ALL IS WELL. 528 00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:03,147 WE'LL BE BACK WITH BETTY GILPIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:09,503 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. BETTY GILPIN AND MUSIC FROM 530 00:28:09,505 --> 00:28:13,790 SPICE, SHAGGY ARE STILL TO COME. AFTER A LONG YEAR WE ARE FINALLY 531 00:28:13,843 --> 00:28:17,211 ABLE TO GATHER AGAIN. AS GUILLERMO WILL TELL YOU, 532 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:22,316 THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO DO THAN THAN IN A HOUSE FROM VRBO. 533 00:28:22,318 --> 00:28:24,551 >> Guillermo: HI, IT'S ME, GUILLERMO. 534 00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:26,837 WE MISSED SO MANY FAMILY EVENTS LAST YEAR. 535 00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:31,842 I BOOKED THIS GRACE HOUSE ON VRBO AND INVITED MY WHOLE 536 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,129 FAMILY, AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. 537 00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:37,014 FOLLOW ME! >> TRICK-OR-TREAT! 538 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,799 >> Guillermo: SPOOKY. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! 539 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:44,755 YEAH! WHOO! 540 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:48,242 HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 541 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:52,413 COME ON, IT'S TIME FOR -- CHRISTMAS! 542 00:28:52,415 --> 00:28:57,668 HAPPY NEW YEAR! YAY! 543 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:03,541 OH! YAY! 544 00:29:03,592 --> 00:29:09,613 COME ON, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME FOR ONE MORE HOLIDAY! 545 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:14,384 THANKSGIVING IN THE POOL! >> Dicky: VRBO. 546 00:29:14,437 --> 00:29:17,304 TOGETHER IS ALWAYS THE BEST PLACE TO BE ON VACATION. 547 00:29:26,582 --> 00:29:28,882 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM SPICE, SHAGGY, AND SEAN PAUL IS ON THE 548 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,018 WAY. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS LADY 549 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,053 WRESTLER LIBERTY BELLE FROM THE SHOW "GLOW," NOW SHE JOINS 550 00:29:33,055 --> 00:29:36,807 STAR-LORD HIMSELF, CHRIS PRATT, IN THE NEW SCI-FI ACTION MOVIE 551 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:42,129 "THE TOMORROW WAR," IT PREMIERES JULY 2ED ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 552 00:29:42,131 --> 00:29:46,867 PLEASE WELCOME BETTY GILPIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 553 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:56,110 ♪ >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 554 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,427 >> HI. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN, 555 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,548 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, GOOD TO 556 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,466 SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT IN MAUI, 557 00:30:02,518 --> 00:30:05,002 YOU ARE HERE IN FILTHY LOS ANGELES. 558 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:06,203 >> SADLY, NO. MENTALLY I AM. 559 00:30:06,255 --> 00:30:08,272 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THAT CAR FIRE IN THE BACK? 560 00:30:08,324 --> 00:30:10,808 >> REALLY DID, COOL ATMOSPHERE, VERY EDGY. 561 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:12,326 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NICE. 562 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:16,179 WE SOMETIMES HAND OUT MARSHMALLOWS ON A STICK TO THE 563 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,715 GUESTS. >> NICE, I BET THOSE ARE 564 00:30:18,768 --> 00:30:19,633 CHOPSTICKS. >> Jimmy: YOU'LL GET THOSE ON 565 00:30:19,635 --> 00:30:21,769 THE WAY OUT, I'M SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:30:21,771 --> 00:30:25,372 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE MARCH 16th, 2020. 567 00:30:25,374 --> 00:30:26,290 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE FIRST 568 00:30:26,342 --> 00:30:28,092 SHOW WE CANCELED BECAUSE OF COVID. 569 00:30:28,144 --> 00:30:30,660 >> YES, YEAH, I TOOK IT PERSONALLY. 570 00:30:30,713 --> 00:30:32,279 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR MOVIE HAD COME 571 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,415 OUT LIKE THAT WEEKEND. WHICH MOVIE WAS THAT? 572 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:38,319 >> SO -- JUST TO BACK UP, JIMMY, MY NARRATIVE AS AN ACTOR -- 573 00:30:38,321 --> 00:30:43,591 [ LAUGHTER ] I BASICALLY STRUGGLED FOR -- 574 00:30:43,593 --> 00:30:45,225 JUST DIDN'T GET PARTS FOR LIKE A DECADE. 575 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:49,180 A LOT OF SOBBING IN TRAFFIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 576 00:30:49,231 --> 00:30:53,634 YOU KNOW, WORKING A LITTLE, DOING, YOU KNOW, BLACK BOX PLAYS 577 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:54,902 ABOUT CONFUSING WAR METAPHORS THAT NO ONE SAW. 578 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:58,472 [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF GOING HOME AND BEING, 579 00:30:58,474 --> 00:31:02,076 DEAR JOURNAL, MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL STAR IN A MOVIE. 580 00:31:02,078 --> 00:31:04,144 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I DID, AND THAT MOVIE CAME 581 00:31:04,146 --> 00:31:06,363 OUT ON MARCH 13th, 2020. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 582 00:31:06,415 --> 00:31:11,418 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND SO -- I GUESS, WHAT WAS 583 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,887 THAT, IN THE THEATER FOR THREE DAYS? 584 00:31:12,889 --> 00:31:16,256 >> YEAH, NO BRAG, IT WAS IN THEATERS FOR THREE DAYS. 585 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,124 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN THEY 586 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:21,328 DIDN'T -- IT DIDN'T GET TO FINISH BEING IN THEATERS WHEN 587 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,898 THEY CAME BACK? >> NO, BUT I THINK FAILING FOR 588 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,151 SO LONG FELT LIKE A SUPERPOWER. I THINK IF IT HAD HAPPENED WHEN 589 00:31:27,203 --> 00:31:30,504 I WAS JUST STARTING OUT, I WOULD HAVE BEEN AIRLIFTED TO THE 590 00:31:30,506 --> 00:31:33,574 SELF-PITY HOSPITAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 591 00:31:33,576 --> 00:31:36,526 BUT I -- I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S LIKE -- IT WAS IN 592 00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:38,612 THEATERS FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS LONGER THAN I EVER THOUGHT! 593 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:42,032 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 594 00:31:42,084 --> 00:31:43,800 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL YOU'VE BEEN WHAT RIGHT SIDENED? 595 00:31:43,853 --> 00:31:51,258 >> YEAH, YEAH, INSIDE I'M A WIZENED OLD 65-YEAR-OLD. 596 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,210 >> Jimmy: THEATER AND THINGS PEOPLE WEREN'T SEEING, THIS IS 597 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:56,046 IN NEW YORK? >> YES, DEAD BODY ON "LAW AND 598 00:31:56,098 --> 00:31:57,898 ORDER," THAT KIND OF THING. [ LAUGHTER ] 599 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,783 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF THE RITES OF PASSAGE AS FAR AS 600 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:00,884 ACTORS IN NEW YORK. >> YEAH, FOR SURE. 601 00:32:00,937 --> 00:32:04,638 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE LIKE A JOB, OR A REGULAR JOB AT THAT 602 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:05,322 TIME? WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 603 00:32:05,374 --> 00:32:10,461 >> I MEAN, JOBS HERE AND THERE. I WAS -- IT WAS A LOT OF TIME TO 604 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:13,714 WANDER AROUND NEW YORK. I BELIEVE THE TERM IS "HIGH AS 605 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,284 BALLS." [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:32:17,286 --> 00:32:19,603 A LOT OF STONED WALKS. >> Jimmy: WALKING, I SEE. 607 00:32:19,655 --> 00:32:25,125 >> YEAH, A LOT OF WALKING. AND I HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHERE I 608 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,896 CAN'T CONTROL MY FACE. I THINK THAT I'M GIVING THE FACE 609 00:32:28,898 --> 00:32:34,201 OF WHAT I FEEL CONSTANTLY INSIDE, WHICH IS -- SORRY, 610 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,704 SORRY, SORRY, THANK YOU, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 611 00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:40,291 INSTEAD, MY FACE IS DOING, I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR PETS. 612 00:32:40,342 --> 00:32:41,909 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I WAS GIVING THAT FACE ON 613 00:32:41,911 --> 00:32:45,162 THESE HIGH AS BALLS WALKS. AND THERE WAS THIS GROUP OF 614 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:50,034 GIRLS I WOULD ALWAYS PASS WHO SAT ON A STOOP NEAR MY 615 00:32:50,085 --> 00:32:51,502 APARTMENT. THEY WERE SITTING PRESUMABLY 616 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:52,802 ACROSS FROM THEIR SCHOOL ON THEIR LUNCH. 617 00:32:52,855 --> 00:32:55,805 I WOULD ALWAYS GIVE THEM ACCIDENTAL "I'M GOING TO KILL 618 00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:58,192 YOUR PETS" FACE. I COULD FEEL THEIR ANGER AND 619 00:32:58,194 --> 00:33:01,312 HATRED FOR ME RISING. ONE DAY IT CAME TO A HEAD WHERE 620 00:33:01,363 --> 00:33:06,650 I LOOKED UP, ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 621 00:33:06,702 --> 00:33:13,356 AND I SAID, I'M LOOKING AT YOU. IN A WAY I THOUGHT WAS, SISTER, 622 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,026 I SEE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 623 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:18,845 BUT IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT WAY, APPARENTLY. 624 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:22,449 SO IT CAME OFF LIKE, I'M LOOKING AT YOU. 625 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:27,404 AND THEY AS A GROUP, THE FIVE OF THEM, ROSE LIKE THE DEAD 626 00:33:27,456 --> 00:33:33,410 WHITEWALKER BODIES IN THE JON SNOW BATTLE. 627 00:33:33,462 --> 00:33:34,261 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ENCIRCLED ME. 628 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,212 THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DARK. I GOT JUMPED. 629 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:36,797 >> Jimmy: THEY BEAT YOU? >> THEY KNOCKED ME TO THE 630 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,681 GROUND. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. 631 00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:40,267 >> PUNCHED ME, KICKED ME IN THE STOMACH. 632 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,885 I WAS SOBBING. NEW YORKERS LITERALLY STEPPING 633 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,871 OVER ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 634 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,891 THEN I DID SOMETHING THAT TONY SOPRANO WOULD NOT BE PROUD OF. 635 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:51,861 I WAS LIKE, I'M GONNA TELL ON THEM! 636 00:33:51,914 --> 00:33:54,197 BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE STOPPED! THEY'RE DANGEROUS! 637 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:59,820 SO I MARCHED ACROSS THE STREET TO THIS SCHOOL AND WENT INSIDE. 638 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,222 I COULDN'T BREATHE, I WAS CRYING SO HARD. 639 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:05,175 ALL DISHEVELED. AND I SAID TO THE WOMAN AT THE 640 00:34:05,227 --> 00:34:09,196 FRONT DESK -- PICTURE A MARGOT MARTINDALE TYPE. 641 00:34:09,198 --> 00:34:11,948 >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> A GROUP OF YOUR STUDENTS JUST 642 00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:15,618 ASSAULTED ME, THEY PUSHED ME TO THE GROUND, THEY KICKED ME, THEY 643 00:34:15,671 --> 00:34:18,154 ARE DANGEROUS, THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED! 644 00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:22,259 AND THIS WOMAN PUT HER HAND ON HER CHIN AND LOOKED AT ME. 645 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:25,329 AND I JUST SAW HER WHOLE LIFE GO THROUGH HER FACE. 646 00:34:25,381 --> 00:34:27,681 AND SHE SAID FIVE WORDS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER. 647 00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:31,351 SHE SAID, "HONEY, THIS IS A PRESCHOOL." 648 00:34:31,353 --> 00:34:38,025 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 649 00:34:38,027 --> 00:34:42,245 SO WHEN YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF TRAUMA, A MOVIE BEING CANCELED, 650 00:34:42,298 --> 00:34:44,548 IT DOESN'T REALLY REGISTER. >> Jimmy: I SEE, ALL RIGHT, 651 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,666 YEAH. YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU'RE NEW YORK 652 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,301 TOUGH. >> YEAH, YEAH. 653 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:49,019 IT DOESN'T FAZE ME. CAR ON FIRE? 654 00:34:49,071 --> 00:34:51,839 I LIT THAT CAR ON FIRE, BY THE WAY. 655 00:34:51,841 --> 00:34:53,424 [LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS MOVIE WITH CHRIS 656 00:34:53,475 --> 00:34:55,776 PRATT, WHEN DID YOU SHOOT THIS MOVIE? 657 00:34:55,778 --> 00:34:58,028 >> OH, GOD. BEFORE -- BEFORE EVERYTHING 658 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,163 CRUMBLED. 2019? 659 00:34:59,214 --> 00:35:00,898 I DON'T REMEMBER, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 660 00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:03,917 >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY CHRIS' WIFE? >> YES. 661 00:35:03,919 --> 00:35:06,553 >> Jimmy: CHRIS' CHARACTER'S WIFE. 662 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,755 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN ACTION MOVIE? 663 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:13,009 >> YEAH. CHRIS PRATT PLAYS THIS SCIENCE 664 00:35:13,062 --> 00:35:17,147 TEACHER WHO GETS DRAFTED TO TIME TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE TO FIGHT 665 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,732 ALIENS. I PLAY HIS THERAPIST WIFE. 666 00:35:18,734 --> 00:35:22,002 THE MOVIE FOLLOWS THE THERAPIST WIFE -- NO, THE MOVIE FOLLOWS 667 00:35:22,004 --> 00:35:23,337 CHRIS AS HE GOES TO THE FUTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 668 00:35:23,339 --> 00:35:28,091 [ APPLAUSE ] BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS KIND OF 669 00:35:28,144 --> 00:35:29,559 WONDERING, WHAT DOES EMMY THINK ABOUT THIS? 670 00:35:29,612 --> 00:35:31,061 YOU NEVER FIND OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 671 00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:34,014 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY ANN COULTER. 672 00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:35,098 >> YES. >> Jimmy: THAT -- 673 00:35:35,151 --> 00:35:35,916 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 674 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,518 WOULD CALL -- THE WITCH? THE WITCH FROM CABLE TELEVISION, 675 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,120 I GUESS. >> YEAH, YEAH, ANN COULTER. 676 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,639 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY HER IN THIS BIG MOVIE? 677 00:35:42,691 --> 00:35:45,308 >> YEAH, THIS IS ANOTHER COVID DISAPPOINTMENT. 678 00:35:45,361 --> 00:35:49,396 I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY ANN COULTER IN "AMERICAN CRIME 679 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:51,348 STORY." THE MONICA LEWINSKY STORY. 680 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,033 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> AND BECAUSE OF COVID, THE 681 00:35:53,035 --> 00:35:56,754 SCHEDULE DIDN'T WORK OUT. AND SO IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE 682 00:35:56,805 --> 00:35:58,455 THINGS. BUT THE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT WAS 683 00:35:58,507 --> 00:36:02,542 THAT I HAD SPENT A YEAR LISTENING TO ANN COULTER 684 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:03,577 AUDIOBOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 685 00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,095 >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. >> IN THE CAR. 686 00:36:05,147 --> 00:36:07,197 TO GET HER VOICE DOWN. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. 687 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:11,284 >> AND YEAH, IT CAME AS A SHOCK THAT IN THE APOCALYPSE, BEING AN 688 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,787 ACTOR IS NOT AN ESSENTIAL WORKER. 689 00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:14,571 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SKILLS 690 00:36:14,623 --> 00:36:18,458 THAT ARE USABLE AT ALL. SO IT'S JUST KIND OF SHUFFLING 691 00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:21,695 AROUND IN STAINED PAJAMAS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU STILL DO ANN 692 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,530 COULTER? >> I DO, AND IT DOESN'T -- IT'S 693 00:36:23,532 --> 00:36:24,581 IN A VACUUM. >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE -- 694 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:28,802 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE COULD USE A GOOD VACUUMING. 695 00:36:28,804 --> 00:36:31,371 >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. WLL. 696 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:35,892 DOES SHE HAVE A LOT OF -- I WOULD SAY DEVISE SGLIF DO YOU 697 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:39,413 NEED TO US SET THE STAGE, MAYBE SOME LIGHTING, A BROOM OR 698 00:36:39,415 --> 00:36:40,614 SOMETHING, SOME HORNS? [ LAUGHTER ] 699 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:44,050 >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT, YEAH. AIRLIFTED, IN STYLE, YEAH. 700 00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:55,412 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. MILK, MILK, LEMONADE. 701 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:59,266 AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE. STICK YOUR FINGER UP THE HOLE. 702 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:06,589 NOW YOU HAVE A TOOTSIE ROLL. STICK YOUR FINGER TWICE AS 703 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:11,545 FAR -- ANN'S STILL TALKING -- NOW YOU HAVE A HERSHEY BAR. 704 00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:12,229 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 705 00:37:12,281 --> 00:37:15,865 >> Jimmy: WOW. VERY GOOD. 706 00:37:15,918 --> 00:37:18,569 BY THE WAY, NOT THAT FAR FROM OWEN WILSON, REALLY, EITHER. 707 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:23,806 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH. 708 00:37:23,859 --> 00:37:28,211 WE'RE ALL CHEEKBONY PILGRIM PEOPLE, WE'RE ALL THE SAME. 709 00:37:28,264 --> 00:37:31,515 >> Jimmy: "THE TOMORROW WAR" PREMIERES JULY 2nd ON AMAZON 710 00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:34,651 PRIME VIDEO. BETTY GILPIN, THANK YOU. 711 00:37:34,703 --> 00:37:43,643 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME BACK. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 712 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:46,229 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 713 00:37:46,282 --> 00:37:50,100 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 714 00:37:52,554 --> 00:37:54,170 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 715 00:37:54,223 --> 00:37:59,526 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 716 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:01,895 OWEN WILSON AND BETTY GILPIN. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 717 00:38:01,897 --> 00:38:04,714 TOMORROW NIGHT, ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND SAM RICHARDSON, WITH MUSIC 718 00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:06,533 FROM KODAK BLACK. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 719 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,286 WE TRAVEL TO PORT ROYAL, JAMAICA. 720 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:11,772 HER ALBUM "TEN" COMES OUT JULY 30th. 721 00:38:11,774 --> 00:38:14,691 WITH AN ASSIST FROM SHAGGY AND SEAN PAUL, ON THE SONG "GO DOWN 722 00:38:14,743 --> 00:38:21,348 DEH," SPICE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 723 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:24,000 ♪ ♪ 724 00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:29,872 ♪ DEM WAAN TO WINE DEM WAIST TELL DEM FORWARD INNA HASTE 725 00:38:29,925 --> 00:38:34,010 BUDDA BONG BONG ♪ EARLY MORNING LOVE 726 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:35,646 SHE GET IT GOOD FROM SHE RISE ♪ 727 00:38:35,697 --> 00:38:36,513 ♪ MI PUT IT ON SUH GOOD AND MEK SHE SHAKE 728 00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:37,714 ALL SHE THIGHS ♪ ♪ SMILE PON HER FACE 729 00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:39,249 MI KNOW SHE PLEASE WITH THE SIZE ♪ 730 00:38:39,301 --> 00:38:40,517 ♪ CAH ME NUH RAMP FI MEK DEM GYAL YA 731 00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:42,285 ROLL ALL DEM EYES ♪ ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH 732 00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:44,655 WINE AND GO DOWN DEH MMMM GO DOWN DEH 733 00:38:44,706 --> 00:38:48,642 WINE AND GO DOWN DEH ♪ ♪ WINE PON YUH GOOD 734 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,196 MEK SWEAT A DRIP OFF A MI BODY YEH ♪ 735 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,098 ♪ HOW YUH FULL A CHAT AN YUH CYA KEEP UP 736 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:55,749 WID MI ENERGY ♪ ♪ WHAT AN EPIC NIGHT 737 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:57,517 HAVE IT EMBEDDED INA YUH MEMORY ♪ 738 00:38:57,569 --> 00:39:00,404 ♪ LETHAL BUBBLE HAFFI TREAT IT LIKE A FELONY ♪ 739 00:39:00,455 --> 00:39:03,674 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THERE IS NOBODY 740 00:39:03,725 --> 00:39:05,292 THAT DO YOU BETTER THAN THIS REGGAE GUY ♪ 741 00:39:05,294 --> 00:39:06,776 ♪ I CAN DO THIS EVERY MORNING EVERY EVENING 742 00:39:06,829 --> 00:39:10,497 HAVE YOU SCREAMING STRAIGHT BACK TO SUNRISE ♪ 743 00:39:10,499 --> 00:39:12,933 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 744 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,769 MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH ♪ 745 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,804 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 746 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,591 MMMM GO DOWN DEH MMMM ♪ 747 00:39:21,643 --> 00:39:23,660 ♪ GAL NUH BADDA FIGHT IT JUST GET INNA DI POSITION 748 00:39:23,712 --> 00:39:25,512 AND BUSS ONE ♪ ♪ NEVA YOU FORGET 749 00:39:25,514 --> 00:39:27,997 THIS IS YAH MISSION TO TEK A GAL MAN ♪ 750 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:29,716 ♪ YUH HAFFI INNA CONDITION AND BUSS ONE 751 00:39:29,718 --> 00:39:37,841 TEK A SIP AND LOSE YOU INHIBITION ♪ 752 00:39:37,893 --> 00:39:39,443 ♪ CAH WHEN YUH START MY IGNITION 753 00:39:39,494 --> 00:39:40,577 SEE YOU SWINGING AND DIS AH MY AMBITION ♪ 754 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:43,246 ♪ FI GIVE YUH DI LEGIT LOVE TO MEK YUH TURN AND TWIST ON 755 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,230 MI GIVE YUH DI STEAM MEK YUH BALANCE AND GRIP ON ♪ 756 00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:45,432 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 757 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,918 MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH ♪ 758 00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:50,537 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 759 00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:59,429 MMMM GO DOWN DEH MMMM ♪ 760 00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,947 ♪ MY TIME FI WINE MEK DEM KNOW SHE 761 00:40:00,949 --> 00:40:02,716 DAT NOBODY CYAAN STOP MI SHINE ♪ 762 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,201 ♪ CARIBBEAN GYAL DEM EVER CLEAN AND REFINED 763 00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:06,836 GYAL JUS MEK DEM KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE A KIND ♪ 764 00:40:06,889 --> 00:40:09,439 ♪ MMMMM GAL DEM A DO IT LIKE 765 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,908 MMMMMM A BUBBLE THROUGH DI NIGHT ♪ 766 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,678 ♪ MMMMMMM A SO ME DO IT RIGHT 767 00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:17,597 ONE TING MI TELL WOMAN DEM GET MI HYPE ♪ 768 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,933 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 769 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:22,202 MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH ♪ 770 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,638 ♪ MMMM GO DOWN DEH WINE AND GO DOWN DEH 771 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,657 MMMM GO DOWN DEH MMMM ♪ 772 00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:30,627 ♪ GAL GO DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN 773 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,879 DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪ ♪ MOVE DAT AH MOVE 774 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,364 DAT AH MOVE DAT AH MOVE DATAH ♪ 775 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:37,150 ♪ GAL GO DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN 776 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,885 DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪ ♪ MOVE DAT AH MOVE 777 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,987 DAT AH MOVE DAT AH MOVE DATAH ♪ 778 00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:43,373 ♪ GAL GO DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN 779 00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:45,192 DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪ ♪ MOVE DAT AH MOVE 780 00:40:45,194 --> 00:40:49,629 DAT AH MOVE DAT AH MOVE DATAH ♪ 781 00:40:49,681 --> 00:41:00,356 ♪ I'LL MEET YOU UNDER THE MAN