1 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:02,869 >>ANNOUNCER: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,537 TONIGHT -- ELISABETH MOSS. 3 00:00:04,589 --> 00:00:08,674 OMAR SY. AND MUSIC FROM VALERIE JUNE. 4 00:00:08,726 --> 00:00:13,979 AND NOW -- JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: OH, HI, EVERYONE. 5 00:00:14,032 --> 00:00:16,232 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:16,234 --> 00:00:21,403 THANKS FOR CLAPPING AND FOR WATCHING AND FUTURE JOINING US. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,056 I APPRECIATE IT. I HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS GOOD. 8 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:27,859 BY THE WAY, GUILLERMO IS NOT HERE TONIGHT. 9 00:00:27,912 --> 00:00:31,764 HE'S SICK. ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE STOOL. 10 00:00:31,816 --> 00:00:34,283 THE DOCTOR SAID HE ATE A BAD PINATA. 11 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,685 SO WE WISH HIM WELL, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO CHANCE HE IS 12 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:41,657 WATCHING THIS, LIKE LESS THAN NONE. 13 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:43,892 BETTER CHANCE HE'S AT THE BALLET TONIGHT THAN WATCHING THE SHOW 14 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:49,115 RIGHT NOW. ON A PERSONAL NOTE WE HAD A BIG 15 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:50,749 DAY FAMILY WISE TODAY. MY WIFE'S SISTER, KELLY, MY 16 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:53,135 SISTER IN LAW, AND BROTHER-IN-LAW, ERIC, HAD A BABY 17 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:53,803 TODAY. THEIR FIRST BABY. 18 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:57,857 A GIRL. ONE OF THE GIRL BABIES. 19 00:00:57,908 --> 00:01:00,609 SO MY WIFE HAS BEEN AT THE HOSPITAL SINCE YESTERDAY. 20 00:01:00,611 --> 00:01:06,866 SO I HAD THE KIDS MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND THIS MORNING. 21 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:17,610 I WAS WAITING FOR APPLAUSE. I WASN'T EXPECTING LAUGHTER. 22 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:22,581 BILLY, OUR SON, WHO IS 4 YEARS OLD, THIS MORNING SAYS TO ME, 23 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:25,217 WITH A GREAT DEAL OF DELIGHT, HE SAYS "MOM'S A HEART AND YOU'RE A 24 00:01:25,269 --> 00:01:28,170 FART." I WAS PROUD AND MAD AT THE SAME 25 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:31,607 TIME. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 26 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:33,843 THE GOOD NEWS IS WE HAVE A NEW BABY IN OUR FAMILY. 27 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:40,433 THE BAD NEWS IS THAT BABY HAS TO SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THIS BABY, 28 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:43,386 DONALD TRUMP TODAY. DONALD TRUMP JR. WISHED HIS DAD 29 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:47,106 A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BY POSTING ONE OF THE FOOFIEST PHOTOS EVER 30 00:01:47,158 --> 00:01:51,160 TAKEN OF A PRESIDENT OR ANYONE EVER. 31 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:54,647 I GUESS DJTJ DIDN'T HAVE ANY PICTURES WHERE HIS DAD WAS 32 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:57,400 HUGGING HIM SO, THIS WAS THE NEXT BEST THING. 33 00:01:57,402 --> 00:02:00,069 BUT IT IS A SPECIAL DAY. 75 YEARS AGO TODAY, A RACIST 34 00:02:00,071 --> 00:02:02,687 SLUMLORD, AND HIS WIFE WELCOMED A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY, 35 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:05,741 DONALD JANUARY TRUMP, WHO WENT ON TO BECOME OUR FIRST PUMPKIN 36 00:02:05,743 --> 00:02:08,477 PRESIDENT. TRUMP ALSO GOT A SHOUT OUT FROM 37 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:12,915 HIS FORMER LAWYER, AND POSSIBLE FUTURE CELLMATE, RUDY GIULIANI. 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,966 WHO TWEETED, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP! 39 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:21,106 EVERYONE SAYS THEY MISS YOUR POLICIES!" 40 00:02:21,159 --> 00:02:24,309 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY HOW MUCH I MISS HIS 41 00:02:24,362 --> 00:02:25,710 POLICIES. WHAT WERE THEY AGAIN? 42 00:02:25,763 --> 00:02:28,330 I DON'T KNOW HE HAD THEM. UNFORTUNATELY FOR TRUMP, HE WILL 43 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,083 NEVER GET TO SEE THESE AFFECTIONATE TWEETS BECAUSE HE 44 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:35,237 IS BANNED FROM TWITTER. HE IS NOT ALLOWED ON IT, AND 45 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:38,190 THAT IS A SHAME, BECAUSE NO ONE GETS MORE EXCITED THAN DONALD 46 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,726 TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY THAN THE BIRTHER-DAY BOY HIMSELF. 47 00:02:41,779 --> 00:02:45,381 >> TOMORROW AMERICA WILL CELEBRATE A VERY IMPORTANT 48 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:50,001 ANNIVERSARY, THE 245th BIRTHDAY OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY. 49 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:51,253 UNRELATED, GOING TO BE MY BIRTHDAY ALSO. 50 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:56,892 AND ALL I DID IS PUT OUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET. 51 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,144 HE SENT ME A VERY BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY CARD. 52 00:02:59,197 --> 00:03:00,229 >> THE CHAIRMAN OF NBC CALLED ME. 53 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,432 IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. AND IT WAS 7:00 IN THE MORNING. 54 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,884 AND HE CALLED. HE SAID DONALD, I JUST WANTED TO 55 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:10,622 WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DONALD.SAID - 56 00:03:10,675 --> 00:03:13,492 MY WIFE SAID WHO WAS THAT? THAT WAS THE CHAIRMAN OF NBC. 57 00:03:13,544 --> 00:03:15,811 THEY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEFORE YOU DID. 58 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:18,647 >> HE WROTE ME A BEAUTIFUL LETTER ON BIRTHDAYS. 59 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,299 BIRTHDAY LAST WEEK. >> THEY ALL CALLED TO WISH ME A 60 00:03:21,352 --> 00:03:23,235 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY. >> WE STARTED REALLY ON JUNE 61 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:26,205 14th, FLAG DAY, MY BIRTHDAY. MY BIRTHDAY. 62 00:03:26,257 --> 00:03:29,591 >> JUNE 14th IS MY BIRTHDAY. >> THAT WAS JUNE 14th, MY 63 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,811 BIRTHDAY. . 64 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:36,482 >> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON JUNE 14th, FLAG DAY OF ALL THINGS. 65 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:38,917 >> WE HAD FINISHED DINNER. WE'RE NOW HAVING DESSERT. 66 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,786 AND WE HAD THE MOUSSE BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE THAT 67 00:03:41,839 --> 00:03:47,058 YOU'VE EVER SEEN. >> OH, WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 68 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:50,296 DONALD. ALL I KNOW IS MY BIRTHDAY WISH 69 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:57,553 FOR DONALD TRUMP LAST YEAR CAME TRUE. 70 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:00,138 SO THEY'RE HAVING THIS G7 SUMMIT OVER IN ENGLAND. 71 00:04:00,191 --> 00:04:03,659 AFTER THE SUMMIT, QUEEN ELIZABETH HOSTED THE BIDE DENSE 72 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:09,881 AT HER HOME IN WINDSOR CASTLE. IT WAS A HISTORY RICK MEETING. 73 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:13,853 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THE QUEEN HAD EVER BEEN CALLED KEMOSABE. 74 00:04:13,904 --> 00:04:15,103 PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THE QUEEN REMINDED HIM OF HIS MOTHER, AND 75 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,605 THE QUEEN, THIS WAS KIND OF COOL -- THE QUEEN SAID, "OH 76 00:04:16,607 --> 00:04:17,639 REALLY? COULD YOUR MOTHER DO THIS?" 77 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,724 AND THEN DROPPED INTO THE SPLITS. 78 00:04:18,776 --> 00:04:21,460 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. THE CEREMONIES THAT SURROUND 79 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:24,513 THESE VISITS FROM FOREIGN LEADERS IS ELABORATE, TO SAY THE 80 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:27,115 LEAST. FIRST, THE QUEEN COMES OUT 81 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:32,637 CARRYING A PURSE FULL OF SWEET 'N LOW PROBABLY. 82 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:36,191 THEN THE BIDENS PULL UP IN THEIR CAR TO THE WINDSOR CASTLE VALET 83 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,477 PARKING. JOE TIPS THE GUY A CRISP NEW 84 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:43,632 POUND. SO THEN THEY LISTEN TO THE 85 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:46,685 NATIONAL ANTHEM TOGETHER. JOE COVERS HIS HEART. 86 00:04:46,737 --> 00:04:49,004 THE QUEEN DOES NOT. SHE'S STILL MAD ABOUT TRUMP. 87 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,289 THEN JOE TAKES A WALK BY HIMSELF, HOPING TO WIN BEST IN 88 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:54,659 SHOW. AND HE DOES. 89 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:58,063 SOMEONE POINTS OUT A FELLA DOING SWORD TRICKS. 90 00:04:58,115 --> 00:05:00,599 IF PRESIDENT ENJOYS THEM. AND THEN SOME GUYS WALK BY, AND 91 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,768 THEY LEAVE TO GET DRUNK, I GUESS. 92 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,937 I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOME 93 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:08,139 CONTROVERSY BECAUSE BIDEN KEPT HIS SUNGLASSES ON WHEN HE 94 00:05:08,192 --> 00:05:10,526 VISITED THE QUEEN. THIS IS A VIOLATION OF PROTOCOL 95 00:05:10,528 --> 00:05:11,026 THAT COULD GET HIM RAY BANNED FROM THE PALACE. 96 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,078 BUT THE QUEEN DIDN'T MIND. AFTER THE CEREMONY, THEY HAD 97 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,247 TEA. THIS IS WHAT "THE CROWN" WOULD 98 00:05:15,299 --> 00:05:26,742 LOOK LIKE IF IT WAS ON CBS. IT DOES LOOK LIKE JOE AND THE 99 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:29,011 QUEEN ARE POSING WITH THEIR DAUGHTER, DOESN'T IT? 100 00:05:29,013 --> 00:05:30,512 ANYWAY, THE OVERSEAS TRIP SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL. 101 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,447 BIDEN ATTENDED THE NATO SUMMIT IN BRUSSELS TODAY. 102 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,116 AND THIS TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 103 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:39,288 THIS WAS ON SATURDAY. THIS IS WITH ANGELA MERKEL. 104 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:44,760 AND THIS WAS AT A PREVIOUS G7 WHERE SHE IS LITERALLY 105 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:48,831 TELLING TRUMP TO GO TO HIS ROOM. MEANWHILE, HERE IN THE UNITED 106 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:52,218 STATES, COVID BE DAMNEDS, THE ANNUAL WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB 107 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:58,189 DOG SHOW WAS BACK. BA 108 00:05:58,242 --> 00:06:07,249 BECAUSE OF THE BEAHM, THEY MOVED OUTDOORS FOR THE FIRST TIME 109 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:08,483 EVER. AND THE WINNER OF BEST IN SHOW 110 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,537 THIS YEAR WAS A PESKY LITTLE PEKINGESE NAMED WASABI. 111 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:16,091 >> I'VE BEEN TOLD IT LOOKS LIKE A GOLDFISH MOVING THROUGH WATER. 112 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,578 >> Jimmy: NO, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. 113 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,147 YOU WOULDN'T NEED A ROOMBA WITH THAT DOG, WOULD YOU? 114 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,766 IT LOOKS LIKE CHEWBACCA MELTED. IT LOOKS LESS LIKE A DOG THAT 115 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,152 WOULD WIN BEST IN SHOW, AND MORE LIKE A FURBALL THAT WOULD WIN 116 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:29,954 BEST IN THROAT. THIS WAS GOOD TOO. 117 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:34,677 DURING THE AGILITY COMPETITION, THE OWNER OF A BOSTON TERRIER 118 00:06:34,679 --> 00:06:38,096 NAMED RIPPLE SHOWED THE WORLD WHY HE NAMED HIS DOG AFTER A 119 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:43,752 DISCOUNT FORTIFIED WINE. >> UP AND OVER. 120 00:06:43,754 --> 00:06:47,172 LOOKING AT THAT CAMERA AND STILL RUNNING AND STAYING CLEAN. 121 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,174 THAT WAS AMAZING. GET TO THE OUTSIDE. 122 00:06:49,226 --> 00:06:51,326 PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, GET OVER THERE! 123 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,178 OH MY GOODNESS. YOU'RE FINE. 124 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:54,296 JUST GET TO THE BACK SIDE. YOU'RE FINE. 125 00:06:54,298 --> 00:06:58,467 >> OH! TOO BAD. 126 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:04,707 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 127 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,492 HE TACKLED AND ALMOST CRUSHED HIS OWN DOG. 128 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:11,346 HOW DO YOU CONSOLE SOMEONE AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 129 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,365 "IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT." YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR IT'S 130 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:16,035 OUTDOORS AND THERE IS AIR AROUND. 131 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:17,936 COMING AT YOU. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD A DOG IN 132 00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:22,891 THE COMPETITION THIS YEAR? BASEBALL'S ALL-TIME HOME RUN 133 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,543 LEADER BARRY BONDS. WHO SEEMS TO HAVE DROPPED QUITE 134 00:07:25,596 --> 00:07:26,261 A BIT OF MUSCLE WEIGHT SINCE HIS PLAYING DAYS. 135 00:07:26,263 --> 00:07:30,148 GEE, I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED? BONDS HAD A MINIATURE SCHNAUZER 136 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:33,585 IN THE SHOW. THERE HE IS. 137 00:07:33,637 --> 00:07:38,340 CUTE LITTLE GUY. HIS NAME IS JUICE. 138 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:42,444 SADLY, JUICE WAS DISQUALIFIED AFTER FAILING A URINE TEST. 139 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:46,097 SPEAKING OF DRUG TESTS, THE MYPILLOW MAN, MIKE LINDELL, IS 140 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:51,636 APPARENTLY OUT OF HIDING. HE WAS IN HIDING BECAUSE PEOPLE 141 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:54,957 WERE TRYING TO KILL HIM. THEY WERE TRYING TO SMOTHER HIM 142 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:59,094 WITH HIS OWN MYPILLOWS. NOW HE IS NOT IN HIDING. 143 00:07:59,096 --> 00:08:01,814 IN FACT, HE WAS AT CENTER STAGE THIS WEEKEND, HOSTING A RALLY IN 144 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:03,865 NEW RICHMOND, WISCONSIN. A RALLY THAT FEATURED A VIDEO 145 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:07,369 CHAT WITH DONALD TRUMP. AND A LIVE APPEARANCE BY NONE 146 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:09,638 OTHER THAN DIAMOND AND SILK. WHO HAD HARSH WORDS FOR 147 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:16,728 DR. FAUCI. >> YOU SUCK HERE. 148 00:08:16,781 --> 00:08:18,880 WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC. 149 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,549 WE GAINED ALL OF THIS COVID WEIGHT. 150 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,553 >> ALL OF THIS WEIGHT. >> AND NOW COME TO FIND OUT, 151 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:33,061 FAUCI -- WHAT'S HIS NAME, GIRL? >> GOT THE FLIP-FLOP FAUCI. 152 00:08:33,063 --> 00:08:36,732 >> HAS BEEN UNDERCOVERLY FLIP-FLOPPING ON THE AMERICAN 153 00:08:36,734 --> 00:08:38,149 PEOPLE. >> UH-HUH. 154 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:41,403 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. I CAN NEVER TELL WHICH ONE IS 155 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:43,154 THE VENTRILOQUIST. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE REVEAL 156 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:44,339 THAT DIAMOND AND SILK WERE TYLER PERRY CHARACTERS ALL 157 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:50,596 ALONG. NOTHING AT THE RALLY WENT AS 158 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:51,797 WAS PLANNED. LINDELL SOMEHOW ARRANGED A 159 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:54,950 MILITARY FLYOVER. FIGHTER JETS WERE SUPPOSED TO 160 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:55,517 COME ROARING OVERHEAD WHILE HE WAS ONSTAGE. 161 00:08:55,569 --> 00:09:00,655 BUT THAT DIDN'T GO EXACTLY THE WAY HE MIGHT HAVE HOPED. 162 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:05,910 >> GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE COMING HERE. 163 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,579 >> YEP. A SURPRISE IN THE SKY. 164 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:13,752 >> A SURPRISE IN THE SKY HERE IN ABOUT A MINUTE. 165 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:20,292 YOU HEAR THEM COMING? YOU CAN'T TIME THIS. 166 00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:25,848 30 SECONDS. >> ARE THEY COMING? 167 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:30,001 >> CAN THEY SEE THEM? >> WE ARE WAITING ON A FLYOVER. 168 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:35,991 WILL YOU JOIN ME IN SINGING "GOD BLESS AMERICA" WHILE WE WAIT ON 169 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,544 THE SURPRISE. >> OTHER CANDIDATES MAY BE 170 00:09:39,597 --> 00:09:40,846 QUALIFIED FROM HAVING THEIR MESSAGES GET OUT THERE. 171 00:09:40,898 --> 00:09:45,133 YO! BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 172 00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:47,769 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL. >> HOW ABOUT THAT. 173 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,503 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT? WHAT A MESS. 174 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:52,440 HOW THE HELL HE GOT THOSE PILLOWS MADE, I HAVE NO IDEA. 175 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,260 HE ORIGINALLY CLAIMED, MIKE LINDELL SAID 30,000 PEOPLE WERE 176 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:57,445 GOING TO SHOW UP TO THIS THING. THE ACTUAL NUMBER WAS A LOT 177 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:01,667 LOWER THAN THAT. SOME ESTIMATED THE CROWD AT A 178 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:02,751 THOUSAND PEOPLE. TURNS OUT, A BUNCH OF PRANKSTERS 179 00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:03,835 RESERVED TICKETS AND NEVER SHOWED UP. 180 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:06,237 SAME THING THAT HAPPENED AT TRUMP'S RALLY IN TULSA LAST 181 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,456 YEAR. ONE OF THE TROLLS TWEETED THAT 182 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:14,396 HE RESERVED 50 TICKETS UNDER THE NAME "JACK MEOFF." 183 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,866 I GUESS THAT DIDN'T SEND UP ANY RED FLAGS UP. 184 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,084 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS KIND OF THING KEEPS HAPPENING. 185 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:24,957 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO RIGHT TO THE SOURCE, 186 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,425 RIGHT TO OUR OLD PAL MIKE LINDELL. 187 00:10:26,476 --> 00:10:28,593 MIKE? HI, MIKE. 188 00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:32,581 >> WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THEY? >> Jimmy: MIKE! 189 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:36,835 >> WAIT, OH, OH. PILLOW! 190 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:37,769 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT ON THE PHONE, MIKE. 191 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:42,524 OVER HERE. IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL. 192 00:10:42,526 --> 00:10:44,176 >> COME ON, NOT NOW, JIMBY CRUMBLE. 193 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:47,162 I'M WAITIN' ON MY SPACE SHUTTLE! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WAITING ON 194 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,647 WHAT? >> MY SHUTTLE! 195 00:10:48,699 --> 00:10:51,282 I PAID AN ASTRONAUT $2 MILLION TO BUZZ THE CROWD AT MY 196 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:55,320 FRANKSPEECH RALLY AND THE SON OF A GUN MUST HAVE GOT LOST IN 197 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:57,856 SPACE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU PAID AN 198 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,041 ASTRONAUT $2 MILLION? >> I TRIED TO HIRE A PILOT FOR A 199 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,776 SPECIAL SURPRISE WHEN WE CRACKED OPEN THE CHINESE DOMINION 200 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,213 MACHINE. BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN ANY 201 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:08,700 AIRPORT ANYMORE, SO I PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST, AND WITHIN AN 202 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,703 HOUR THIS ASTRONAUT FELLA GOT BACK TO ME WITH GREAT 203 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,990 CREDENTIALS. HE'S A SPACE RANGER FROM THE 204 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:20,979 INTERGALACTIC ALLIANCE. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, MIKE, THAT 205 00:11:21,031 --> 00:11:22,464 SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. AS FAR AS I KNOW, THERE IS NO 206 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:27,269 INTERGALACTIC ALLIANCE. >> OH, THERE, OH, THERE IS. 207 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,037 YES, THERE IS. I'M NO IDIOT. 208 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,556 I TOLD HIM THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA JUST WIRE YOU $2 MILLION 209 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,775 TILL I SEE A PICTURE. AND HE SENT ONE RIGHT AWAY. 210 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:45,086 HIS NAME IS BUZZ AND EVERYTHING. WHERE IN THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY 211 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:48,089 STICKS IS THE DARN FELLOW? >> Jimmy: MIKE, THAT IS NOT AN 212 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:48,574 ASTRONAUT. >> BUZZ! 213 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:53,195 LOOK, I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU -- BUZZ -- THERE HE 214 00:11:53,197 --> 00:11:54,112 IS! NO, NO, SORRY. 215 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:59,267 THAT'S JUST A CICADA. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THERE ARE A 216 00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:02,054 LOT OF THOSE. MIKE, YESTERDAY I HEARD YOU WERE 217 00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:04,256 EXPECTING 30,000 PEOPLE, BUT THE REPORTS SAY ONLY AROUND A 218 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:08,576 THOUSAND PEOPLE SHOWED UP. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS? 219 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,645 >> THE HECK IF I KNOW, JIM. WE HAD 30,000 RESERVATIONS. 220 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:18,987 I GOT'EM ALL RIGHT HERE. 30,000 RESERVATIONS, PRINTED 221 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,422 OUT. WE GOT 50 TICKETS FOR THIS GUY, 222 00:12:20,424 --> 00:12:23,508 JACK MEHOFF, HE WAS A NO-SHOW. 100 TICKETS FOR HUGH JASS. 223 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,162 20 FOR DICK SQUEEZELY. WE HAD PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE 224 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:32,534 WORLD RESERVING SEATS! >> Jimmy: DICK SQUEEZELY WAS 225 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,936 GOING TO BE THERE? >> SOME GUY ALL THE WAY FROM 226 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,255 GREECE RESERVED 2,000 TICKETS. >> Jimmy: REALLY? 227 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:40,391 WHAT WAS HIS NAME? >> HARRY PARATESTES. 228 00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:47,482 NOT ONE PARATESTES SHOWED UP. >> Jimmy: NOW MIKE, I HATE TO BE 229 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,652 THE GUY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THOSE SOUND LIKE FAKE NAMES. 230 00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:54,906 I THINK YOU GOT PRANKED. >> COME ON, HARRY PARATESTES 231 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:58,226 WOULD NEVER DO THAT. HE'S GREEK! 232 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,329 OH, THAT MUST BE BUZZ. OH, NO. 233 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:06,217 JUST MORE TEENS THROWING PISS PEA AT THE WINDOW AGAIN. 234 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:10,539 >> Jimmy: MIKE, THAT'S BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, AND HE IS NOT 235 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,840 COMING. HE IS A TOY ACTUALLY, JUST LIKE 236 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,258 ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SHOW UP THIS WEEKEND. 237 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,676 HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE. >> AND DO YOU KNOW WHY, 238 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:19,331 JIMMY PIMPLE? 'CAUSE THE DEEP STATE HAD'EM 239 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:26,138 >> Jimmy: KNOW NO. >> BECAUSE THE DEEP STATE HAD 240 00:13:26,189 --> 00:13:29,907 EVERYBODY VACCINATED, AND NOW THEY'RE MAGNET ADVERTISED AND 241 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,510 STUCK TO THEIR WASHING MACHINES. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 242 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:37,866 >> MY NEPHEW, JUNO SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF PEOPLE WITH KEYS ALL 243 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,018 STUCK TO THEIR FOREHEADS LIKE THIS. 244 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,652 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT AT ALL TRUE MIKE, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET 245 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:44,840 VACCINATED, SO WHY IS THE KEY STICKING TO YOU? 246 00:13:44,842 --> 00:13:47,959 >> IT STICKS TO ME BECAUSE I QUIT SMOKIN'. 247 00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:54,198 SO I CHEW ON THERMOMETERS TO HELP ME WITH THE ORAL FIXATION. 248 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,283 >> Jimmy: MIKE, DON'T CHEW ON THOSE. 249 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,552 THAT'S FOUL PHIL OF MERCURY. >> NO THANKS, I DON'T NEED ANY 250 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:02,607 INSURANCE. >> Jimmy: NO, THEY'RE NOT -- 251 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:03,758 OKAY. ANY WAY, THIS IS YOUR SECOND 252 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,543 POORLY ATTENDED RALLY. ARE YOU DONE WITH THESE NOW? 253 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,329 >> HELL NO, I WAS EXPECTING 30,000 PEOPLE TO EXPOSE 254 00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:13,618 DOMINION, SO I ORDERED 600 POUNDS OF JUMBO SHRIMP. 255 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,921 THEY'VE BEEN IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR FOR TWO DAYS, AND THEY'RE 256 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:20,642 GONNA GO BAD. OH THEY'RE HOT! 257 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,728 >> Jimmy: MIKE, THEY'RE ALREADY BAD. 258 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:27,399 >> MY THROAT'S CLOSING UP. THEY'RE HOT. 259 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:32,404 THEY'RE HOT. THAT'S CAJUN STYLE. 260 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,656 MY THROAT'S CLOSING UP. >> Jimmy: OH. 261 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,574 NO. >> DO YOU HEAR THAT RINGING, 262 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:40,044 JIMMY? DO YOU HEAR THE RINGING IN YOUR 263 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:41,979 EARS? >> Jimmy: I DON'T. 264 00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:46,418 >> I THINK BUZZ MIGHT BE HERE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO 265 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,051 SHELLFISH? >> YES, VERY! 266 00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:48,086 BUT SHRIMP ARE OKAY CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS THEY'RE BUGS. 267 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,473 THE CICADAS OF THE SEA! >> Jimmy: MIKE, DO YOU HAVE AN 268 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,876 EPIPEN? >> I DON'T BELIEVE IN EPIPENS. 269 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,460 NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! I'VE GOT SOMEONE COMING HERE 270 00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,011 WITH ANOTHER PILLOWCASE FULL OF SHRIMP! 271 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:02,183 >> Jimmy: WHO'S BRINGING YOU MORE SHRIMP? 272 00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:05,170 >> LET'S SEE HER. I THINK HER NAME IS -- I THINK 273 00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:10,509 HER NAME IS ANITA MANPUMP. OH, IT'S GETTIN' DARK! 274 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,429 I THINK THESE SHRIMP MIGHT BE ANTIFA! 275 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,499 >> Jimmy: YES, OKAY. WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK BACK, MIKE, 276 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,253 WITH MIKE ON ANOTHER OCCASION, I GUESS. 277 00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:22,587 HE'S PERISHED. ALL RIGHT. 278 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:26,341 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 279 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,711 FROM NETFLIX, OMAR SY IS HERE. WE HAVE VALERIE JUNE AND 280 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,113 ELISABETH MOSS. STICK AROUND. 281 00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:42,924 ♪ >> Jimmy: HI. 282 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,994 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. TONIGHT, FROM THE 283 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,013 SERIES "LUPIN" ON NETFLIX, OMAR SY IS HERE. 284 00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:50,648 THEN LATER, A GREAT SINGER FROM MEMPHIS. 285 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,600 HER ALBUM IS CALLED "THE MOON AND STARS: PRESCRIPTIONS FOR 286 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:57,272 DREAMERS." MUSIC FROM VALERIE JUNE. 287 00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,693 THIS WEEK, WE HAVE NEW SHOWS AS USUAL WITH OUR GUESTS, 288 00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:07,365 INCLUDING OWEN WILSON, DAX SHEPARD, ZOOEY DESCHANEL. 289 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,852 MUSIC FROM SAWEETIE, FROM SPICE FEATURING SEAN PAUL 290 00:16:10,854 --> 00:16:13,054 AND SHAGGY, AND FROM KODAK BLACK. 291 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,539 JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT. OUR FIRST GUEST, IS AN 292 00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:17,158 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A CLOAK. 293 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,144 THE SEASON FINALE OF HER HIGHLY CELEBRATED "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" 294 00:16:20,197 --> 00:16:22,130 HAPPENS WEDNESDAY ON HULU. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO 295 00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:28,186 ELISABETH MOSS. HI, ELISABETH. 296 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,154 HOW YOU? >> I'M GOOD. 297 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:31,489 HOW YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. 298 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,408 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU 299 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:37,012 TOO. >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU'RE IN A 300 00:16:37,014 --> 00:16:39,264 HOTEL IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. >> I AM. 301 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:44,118 I'M IN CHI-TOWN. >> Jimmy: YOUR SPOT. 302 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,689 I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG CUBS FAN, AND THE CUBS ARE DOING VERY 303 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:50,825 WELL. THEY'RE PLAYING MY TEAM, THE 304 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:51,993 METS TONIGHT, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 305 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,728 >> THAT'S RIGHT. THEY ARE. 306 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,265 AND I ALSO ENJOY MY METS BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND IS A METS FAN. 307 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,133 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 308 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:03,755 YOU KNOW, THE METS AND THE CUBS HAVE A SIMILAR DNA IN THAT WE'RE 309 00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:07,325 LIKE KIND OF LONG-TERM LOSERS WITH AN OCCASIONAL GLIMMER OF 310 00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:10,045 LIGHT. >> YES, YES. 311 00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:14,115 EXACTLY RIGHT. YEARS AND YEARS OF TERRIBLE 312 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,150 HEARTBREAK. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU HAVE TO 313 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,370 HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM TO BE A FAN OF 314 00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:24,675 EITHER ONE OF THE TEAMS. >> I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY 315 00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:25,644 RIGHT. BUT WE'RE LOYAL. 316 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:26,778 >> Jimmy: LOYALTY IS THE KEY, YES. 317 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,813 DID YOU GO TO THE GAMES? THEY'RE OPEN. 318 00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:30,281 >> I DID. I WENT ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 319 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:37,505 AND IT WAS THE SECOND NIGHT THAT IT WAS 100% CAPACITY, WHICH WAS 320 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,023 INCREDIBLY EXCITING. >> Jimmy: OH, I BET. 321 00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:42,043 >> OH MY GOD. YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS 322 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:47,348 PLAY-OFF GAME. EVERY STRIKE, 35,000 PEOPLE WERE 323 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,783 SCREAMING. IT WAS AWESOME. 324 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,986 >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF MAGICAL THE WAY THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. 325 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:56,074 YOU'RE PLAYING YOUR PROBABLY ARCHRIVAL ST. LOUIS CARDINALS. 326 00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:59,360 EVERYBODY IS THERE TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A REALLY LONG 327 00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:02,497 TIME. IT'S ALREADY FUN TO GO TO A CUBS 328 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,932 GAME. AT LEAST AS MUCH FUN AS IT IS TO 329 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,218 GO TO ANY OTHER GAME. WHAT DO YOU EAT? 330 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,888 WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO EAT AT WRIGLEY FIELD? 331 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:14,242 >> I LIKE TO GET A BAG OF PEANUTS, GO TO TOWN ON THOSE. 332 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,326 >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> THERE IS ALSO THE CHICAGO 333 00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:19,581 DOG, OBVIOUSLY. ALTHOUGH I AM A BIT OF A TRAITOR 334 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:23,451 BECAUSE I DO LIKE KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS. 335 00:18:23,453 --> 00:18:27,122 AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE KETCHUP ON YOUR HOT DOGS IN 336 00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:28,272 CHICAGO. IT'S JUST MUSTARD. 337 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:31,259 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. I -- MY WHOLE LIFE HAVE BEEN OF 338 00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:37,014 THE IDEA YOU DO EAT KETCHUP ON YOUR HOT DOG IN CHICAGO. 339 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,617 >> WOULD NEVER EAT KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOG. 340 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:41,119 BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE THING IN CHICAGO. 341 00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:42,770 >> NO. IT'S THE OPPOSITE. 342 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,589 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE KETCHUP. 343 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:47,275 >> Jimmy: OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS! 344 00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:52,881 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, MY EX-WIFE 345 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,583 WAS FROM CHICAGO. AND I THINK THAT NOW, I MEAN, IF 346 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,585 WE HAD BEEN ABLE TO WORK THROUGH THAT, MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE GONE 347 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,605 BETTER. >> IT'S KIND OF ALL MAKNG SENSE 348 00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:04,992 NOW, ISN'T IT. >> Jimmy: SO KETCHUP ON THE HOT 349 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,828 DOG. YEAH, THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. 350 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,881 WHAT ABOUT PIZZA? WHAT KIND OF PIZZA DO YOU LIKE? 351 00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:13,368 >> WELL, CHICAGO, AS YOU KNOW, IS KNOWN FOR ITS DEEP DISH. 352 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:16,654 AND I, AND MY BROTHER AND I LOVE DEEP DISH. 353 00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:31,285 WE'RE VERY PARTIAL TO PIZZERIA UNO OR DUE. 354 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:37,325 WE LIKE PIZZA UNO AND DUI. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME I WAS IN 355 00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,093 CHICAGO I WENT AROUND ONE DAY TO ALL THE DIFFERENT. 356 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,897 I KNOW THERE ARE SOME GREAT SMALLER PLACES THAT PEOPLE DON'T 357 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,599 KNOW AS FAR AS DEEP DISH PIZZA GOES. 358 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:54,125 BUT I WENT TO UNO, DOUI, GINO'S EAST. 359 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,744 I FOUND LUMINATI'S TO BE THE BEST ACCORDING TO MY LIKING. 360 00:19:56,746 --> 00:20:00,915 IT WAS THE CLEAR WINNER. BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU EAT KETCHUP 361 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,450 ON YOUR HOT DOGS. YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME CONFUSION 362 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:08,656 GOING ON. >> SO YOU LOST RESPECT FOR ME 363 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,491 LIKE TWO AND A HALF MINUTES AGO. >> Jimmy: YOUR CREDIBILITY, I 364 00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:15,346 COULD HEAR IT SQUIRTING RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE, YEAH. 365 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:20,001 NOW I DO -- THE REASON I BROUGHT UP PIZZA IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE 366 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,689 A -- WHAT AN HONOR IS THIS TOO. YOU HAVE A BOOTH WITH YOUR 367 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:29,377 PLAQUE ON IT AT CAFE FIORELLO IN NEW YORK. 368 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:34,215 IT SAYS THIS TABLE IS RESERVED FOR LINDA, ELISABETH AND DEREK 369 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,333 MOSS. DO YOU GUYS EAT AT THIS PLACE A 370 00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:37,852 LOT OF TIMES? >> YES. 371 00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:41,289 WE HAVE REALLY PUT IN THE WORK AT THIS RESTAURANT. 372 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,993 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE? >> WE'VE BEEN GOING THERE FOR 373 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:50,598 OVER 25 YEARS, AND THEY -- THEY FINALLY GAVE US A PLAQUE A FEW 374 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,317 YEARS AGO. AND THEY ACTUALLY -- THEY GAVE 375 00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:55,686 US TWO PLAQUES BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT WE WANTED ONE AT THE 376 00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:58,523 BAR. AND THEN WE WERE LIKE NO, NOT 377 00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,541 REALLY. WE KIND OF WANTED ONE AT A 378 00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,076 BOOTH. SO THEY GAVE US ANOTHER ONE AT 379 00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:03,862 THE BOOTH. SO NOW WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO 380 00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,680 PLAQUES AT THE RESTAURANT. >> Jimmy: WHEN THEY WANT TO GIVE 381 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,449 YOU A PLAQUE AT THE BAR, DO YOU EVER WORRY THAT INDICATES YOU 382 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,803 MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM? >> NO. 383 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:15,223 THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. 384 00:21:15,225 --> 00:21:18,909 >> Jimmy: IF SOMEONE IS SEATED AT YOUR BOOTH, HOW DOES IT WORK? 385 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:20,928 WHAT KIND OF RIGHTS DO YOU HAVE TO THAT BOOTH? 386 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,199 >> I MEAN, IT FEELS AWKWARD. SO YOU KIND OF LIKE -- THEY SIT 387 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,469 YOU IN THE BOOTH NEXT TO THAT BOOTH THAT HAS YOUR PLAQUE AT 388 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,156 IT. YOU SORT OF SIT THERE AND SNEER 389 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,040 AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SITTING THERE. 390 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:36,361 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. HEY, HIT THE ROAD. 391 00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:37,228 FINISH UP. IT'S TIME. 392 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,947 I WAS TALKING TO ONE OF OUR WRITERS ON THE SHOW ABOUT THIS 393 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,717 PLACE TODAY. HE USED TO GO THERE A LOT 394 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,302 BECAUSE IT'S RIGHT ACROSS FROM LINCOLN CENTER. 395 00:21:44,354 --> 00:21:49,624 AND FOR A TIME, HE WAS -- I THINK HE WAS STALKING SOMEONE ON 396 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:54,128 BROADWAY LIKE LISA LUPOME OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 397 00:21:54,130 --> 00:22:00,268 AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU CAN GET A BUCKET OF CHOCOLATE MOUSE. 398 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,419 >> YES! >> Jimmy: AND IT HAS A BUCKET OF 399 00:22:02,472 --> 00:22:03,655 WHIPPED CREAM THERE TOO. >> YES, YES! 400 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:09,194 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU CAN GET. AND THEY BRING TWO ACTUAL 401 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,629 BUCKETS. ONE FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE MOUSSE 402 00:22:11,681 --> 00:22:14,065 AND ONE FILLED WITH WHIPPED CREAM. 403 00:22:14,117 --> 00:22:17,618 AND THERE IS A LADLE. THEY JUST KIND OF GET IN AND 404 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,838 THERE PUT IT ON YOUR PLATE AND GET IN THE OTHER BUCKET. 405 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:29,881 IT'S FANTASTIC! >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S PATTI 406 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:30,781 LUPONE. LOOK AT HIM. 407 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:35,019 HE HAS ONE GLASS LENS STEAMED UP THINKING ABOUT THAT. 408 00:22:35,071 --> 00:22:36,371 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THAT. 409 00:22:36,373 --> 00:22:41,125 BUT IT'S QUITE SOMETHING TO SEE. ELISABETH, I WANT TO MENTION 410 00:22:41,177 --> 00:22:42,160 SOMETHING ABOUT "THE HANDMAID'S TALE." 411 00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:45,563 YOU ARE DIRECTING NOT ONE, BUT THREE EPISODES. 412 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:48,332 YOU DIRECTED THREE EPISODES OF THE SHOW THIS SEASON, AND YOU 413 00:22:48,385 --> 00:22:50,451 NEVER DIRECTED BEFORE. THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME, RIGHT? 414 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:53,537 >> YEAH, YEAH, CORRECT. IT'S MY FIRST TIME. 415 00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:56,657 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DECIDE YEAH, I WANT TO DIRECT, WHEN DO YOU GO 416 00:22:56,659 --> 00:23:01,679 NOT ONLY DO I WANT TO DIRECT, I WANT TO DIRECT THREE OF THEM? 417 00:23:01,731 --> 00:23:05,783 >> WELL, I WAS ORIGINALLY ONLY SUPPOSED TO DO THE ONE. 418 00:23:05,835 --> 00:23:07,618 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> AND THEN I LIKED IT SO MUCH 419 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:10,938 THAT I THOUGHT, WELL, THERE IS AN OPEN POSITION LATER IN THE 420 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,756 SEASON. WE DIDN'T HAVE A DIRECTOR. 421 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,460 AND I KIND OF PUT MYSELF FORWARD FOR THE JOB. 422 00:23:15,511 --> 00:23:18,146 >> Jimmy: OH, SO YOU WERE REALLY ENJOYING IT THEN? 423 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:20,081 >> YEAH, I REALLY, REALLY LOVED IT. 424 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:24,034 BUT MY FIRST EPISODE WAS LIKE THIS GIGANTIC -- I LIKED THE 425 00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:26,303 SCRIPT SO MUCH. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SCRIPT 426 00:23:26,356 --> 00:23:29,256 WRITTEN BY BRUCE MILLER. AND I JUST LOVED THE SCRIPT. 427 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,943 I LOVED THE STORY. AND THEN WHEN I STARTED PREPPING 428 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:38,166 IT, I REALIZE ED IT WAS ALL THIS SPECIAL EFFECT AND VFX AND GREEN 429 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,435 SCREENS EVERYWHERE AND ALL THESE REALLY DIFFICULT SEQUENCES TO 430 00:23:40,437 --> 00:23:43,704 DO, AND I HAD NEVER DIRECTED ANYTHING BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 431 00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,856 >> Jimmy: YEAH. BUT IT OBVIOUSLY WORKED OUT. 432 00:23:45,909 --> 00:23:51,095 >> I GUESS SO. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU 433 00:23:51,147 --> 00:23:52,413 STARTED WITH THE HARD ONE I GUESS. 434 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,882 WE'RE GOING TAKE A BREAK. WE'RE GOING SEE A CLIP FROM THE 435 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,035 SEASON FINALE OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" WHEN WE COME BACK. 436 00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:58,569 ELISABETH MOSS IS WITH US. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 437 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:15,186 ♪ >> WHAT AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE. 438 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:19,123 >> HELLO, FRED. >> Jimmy: HELLO, FRED. 439 00:24:19,175 --> 00:24:24,395 THAT'S ELISABETH MOSS. JOSEPH FIENNES IN THE SEASON 440 00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:28,516 FINALE OF "THE HANDMAID'S TALE." DO YOU THINK THE FANS WILL BE 441 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:32,720 PLEASED WITH HOW IT ENDS? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ALLOWED 442 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,771 TO SAY. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ANSWER 443 00:24:33,823 --> 00:24:35,656 THAT QUESTION BECAUSE EVEN THAT COLD BE REVEALING. 444 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:40,495 I WILL SAY THAT I -- I THINK IT'S -- I THINK IT'S SATISFYING. 445 00:24:40,497 --> 00:24:41,762 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S SATISFYING. 446 00:24:41,764 --> 00:24:42,530 OKAY. VERY GOOD. 447 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:44,298 >> YES. >> Jimmy: WHEN IS THE LAST TIME 448 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:48,669 YOU WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "MADMEN"? 449 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:52,807 >> MANY YEARS. I DON'T THINK I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN 450 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:57,845 EVERY EPISODE OF "MAD MEN". >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 451 00:24:57,847 --> 00:25:00,031 >> AT LEAST SIX YEARS OR SO SINCE WE FINISHED. 452 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,150 >> Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER ON THAT SHOW, AS YOU KNOW, PEGGY WAS A 453 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,437 VERY SEXIST WORK ENVIRONMENT. NOW IN "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" 454 00:25:06,489 --> 00:25:08,089 IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A BIT WORSE THAN THAT. 455 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:14,795 AND SO WE WERE ABLE TO FIND SOME LINES THAT YOU DELIVERED IN 456 00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:19,183 CHARACTER THAT -- I WONDER IF YOU KNOW WHO SAID WHICH. 457 00:25:19,235 --> 00:25:22,653 SO HERE WE GO. IT'S TIME TO PLAY WHO SAID IT, 458 00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:26,490 PEGGY OR JUNE. >> OH, GOD. 459 00:25:26,543 --> 00:25:28,576 >> Jimmy: VERY SIMPLE. I'M GOING READ THE LINE. 460 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,178 YOU TELL ME WHO SAID IT. PEGGY OR JUNE. 461 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,599 PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT GOOD GET TO WALK AROUND DOING WHATEVER THEY 462 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:37,335 WANT. WHO SAID THAT, PEGGY OR JUNE? 463 00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:40,555 >> PEGGY. >> Jimmy: PEGGY IS THE ANSWER. 464 00:25:40,557 --> 00:25:43,924 >> PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT GOOD GET TO WALK AROUND DOING WHATEVER 465 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:51,098 THEY WANT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE 1 FOR 1. 466 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:55,770 NEXT UP, MAYBE MEN ARE JUST TOO LIZ DISTRACTED. 467 00:25:55,772 --> 00:26:00,741 >> OH, GOD, MAYBE MEN ARE JUST TOO EASILY DISTRACTED. 468 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:05,880 WOW. THAT COULD REALLY BE EITHER ONE. 469 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,948 MAYBE MEN ARE JUST TOO EASILY DISTRACTED. 470 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,368 I'M GOING GO WITH -- I'M GOING TO GO WITH JUNE. 471 00:26:10,419 --> 00:26:12,119 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING GO WITH JUNE? 472 00:26:12,121 --> 00:26:16,841 AND THE ANSWER IS -- >> MAYBE MEN ARE JUST TOO EASILY 473 00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:19,527 DISTRACTED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO. 474 00:26:19,529 --> 00:26:21,929 NEXT ONE IS EVERY TIME I WALK BY, I WONDER ARE YOU GOING TO BE 475 00:26:21,931 --> 00:26:26,700 NICE TO ME OR CRUEL. >> PEGGY. 476 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,137 >> Jimmy: PEGGY IS YOUR ANSWER. AND PEGGY IS -- 477 00:26:30,139 --> 00:26:35,492 >> EVERY TIME I WALK BY, I WONDER ARE YOU GOING TO BE NICE 478 00:26:35,545 --> 00:26:37,595 TO ME OR CRUEL. >> Jimmy: THE ANSWER. 479 00:26:37,647 --> 00:26:41,466 THAT'S CORRECT. >> OH. 480 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,233 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING GREAT. >> I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 481 00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:50,925 >> Jimmy: WHERE THE DRESS, PULL THE STRINGS. 482 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,093 >> OH, JUNE. >> Jimmy: JUNE? 483 00:26:52,095 --> 00:27:00,218 JUNE. >> WEAR THE DRESS. 484 00:27:00,269 --> 00:27:04,489 PULL THE STRINGS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ON FIRE. 485 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:08,893 >> I'M ENJOYING YOU SAYING THESE LINES MOST OF ALL. 486 00:27:08,945 --> 00:27:11,879 >> Jimmy: SO DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE OPEN TO CHANGE? 487 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:18,152 COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE HER A REAL VOICE? 488 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,988 >> OH, GOD. JUNE. 489 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:23,357 >> Jimmy: YOU SAY JUNE. THE ANSWER IS -- 490 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:29,397 >> SO DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE OPEN TO CHANGE? 491 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:33,251 COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE HER A REAL VOICE? 492 00:27:33,302 --> 00:27:36,854 >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD MEMORY. 493 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,139 ALL RIGHT. ONE LAST ONE. 494 00:27:38,141 --> 00:27:41,075 HERE WE GO. MEN, GOD LOVE 'EM, THEY'RE JUST 495 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:47,030 CHILDREN WITH PAYCHECKS. PEGGY OR JUNE? 496 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,801 >> MEN, GOD LOVE 'EM. THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN WITH 497 00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:51,802 PAYCHECKS. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY SNAPPY. 498 00:27:51,854 --> 00:27:54,838 THAT'S GOT TO BE PEGGY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE 499 00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:56,741 PEGGY? LET'S FIND OUT. 500 00:27:56,792 --> 00:27:59,477 >> MEN, GOD LOVE 'EM. THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN WITH 501 00:27:59,528 --> 00:28:02,162 PAYCHECKS. >> Jimmy: WELL, PEG, BUT CLOSE. 502 00:28:02,164 --> 00:28:11,405 AND JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, WE HAVE ONE LAST CLIP. 503 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:19,914 >> BAD KITTY. [ SCREAMING ] 504 00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:27,038 THANKS. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREATEST 505 00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:29,440 STUNTS EVER. THE SEASON FINALE. 506 00:28:29,492 --> 00:28:30,807 >> IT WAS GOOD. >> Jimmy: OF "THE HANDMAID'S 507 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:35,996 TALE" IS WEDNESDAY ON HULU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 508 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:38,482 ELISABETH MOSS, THANKS, ELISABETH. 509 00:28:38,534 --> 00:28:40,768 TAKE CARE. WE'LL BE BACK WITH OMAR SY. 510 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:44,905 ♪ ♪ 511 00:28:50,413 --> 00:28:51,561 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELCOME BACK. 512 00:28:51,614 --> 00:28:52,880 MUSIC FROM VALERIE JUNE IS ON THE WAY. 513 00:28:52,882 --> 00:28:56,016 OUR NEXT GUEST WAS SO SUCCESSFUL IN HIS NATIVE FRANCE, HE WON THE 514 00:28:56,018 --> 00:28:58,986 EQUIVALENT OF THE OSCAR, AND WAS VOTED FAVORITE PERSONALITY THREE 515 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:02,172 TIMES THAT HE MOVED HERE TO BE LOVED BY A NEW COUNTRY. 516 00:29:02,225 --> 00:29:05,092 HIS VERY POPULAR NETFLIX SHOW "LUPIN" IS BACK WITH NEW 517 00:29:05,094 --> 00:29:08,896 EPISODES. PLEASE WELCOME OMAR SY. 518 00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:22,960 ♪ >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO HAVE YOU 519 00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:24,661 HERE. I LIKE THAT SWEATER YOU HAVE 520 00:29:24,714 --> 00:29:25,346 TOO. IT'S NICE. 521 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:26,329 >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 522 00:29:26,382 --> 00:29:28,331 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD. 523 00:29:28,384 --> 00:29:30,518 AND YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. 524 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,170 BOY, WHAT AN INTERESTING STORY YOU HAVE. 525 00:29:33,222 --> 00:29:36,390 IT'S SO INTERESTING I MENTION YOU WIN THE FRENCH VERSION OF 526 00:29:36,392 --> 00:29:39,626 THE OSCAR AND THEN YOU COME HERE TO THE UNITED STATES. 527 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:43,597 AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, WE DON'T WATCH MANY FRENCH SHOWS. 528 00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:46,867 I CAN'T THINK OF ANY FRENCH SHOWS THAT WE WATCH OTHER THAN 529 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:49,720 YOURS HERE. IT'S NOT LIKE -- IT'S VERY 530 00:29:49,772 --> 00:29:53,274 ONE-SIDED WHERE IN FRANCE I THINK WE SEND A LOT OF AMERICAN 531 00:29:53,276 --> 00:29:55,993 SHOWS THERE, BUT IT DOESN'T USUALLY GO THE OTHER WAY. 532 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:58,428 >> YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S CHANGING, WHICH IS GOOD. 533 00:29:58,481 --> 00:30:00,381 I'M HAPPY WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY DO WE GET THE 534 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,852 SHOW, WE GOT YOU. DID YOU WATCH AMERICAN TV SHOWS 535 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,287 WHEN YOU WERE IN FRANCE? >> OF COURSE. 536 00:30:06,289 --> 00:30:10,791 WE GREW UP WITH A LOT OF SHOWS LIKE THAT, LIKE WE HAVE -- 537 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:15,095 BECAUSE WHEN TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT I USED TO WATCH, IT'S DIFFICULT 538 00:30:15,097 --> 00:30:16,547 BECAUSE THE TITLES ARE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 539 00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:22,269 SO WE HAVE THAT SHOW WITH THE GUY THAT HAD SUPER POWERS, YOU 540 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,357 KNOW. HE WAS GOING VERY, VERY FAST. 541 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:29,577 AND TO SHOW HOW IT WAS FAST, THEY GO LIKE SLOW MOTION. 542 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:35,398 YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY? >> Jimmy: OH, THE $6 MILLION 543 00:30:35,451 --> 00:30:40,070 MAN. >> YEAH. 544 00:30:40,122 --> 00:30:42,506 YEAH. DA DA DA DA DA. 545 00:30:42,558 --> 00:30:44,859 WITH THE EYES. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY 546 00:30:44,861 --> 00:30:45,793 FAVORITES. LEE MAJORS. 547 00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:52,616 >> EXACTLY. AND HE MARRIED THE SUPER. 548 00:30:52,668 --> 00:30:57,287 >> Jimmy: THE BIONIC WOMAN. >> RIGHT. 549 00:30:57,340 --> 00:31:03,010 JAMIE SUMMERS, THE BIONIC WOMAN. YEAH. 550 00:31:03,012 --> 00:31:05,579 >> EXACTLY AND STEVE AUSTIN. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS HIS 551 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,064 CHARACTER. AND THEN LATER, STEVE AUSTIN WAS 552 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:10,500 THE NAME OF A WRESTLER, WHICH I THINK CONFUSES PEOPLE. 553 00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:13,320 BUT THE REAL STEVE AUSTIN IS THE $6 MILLION MAN. 554 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,538 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: WHICH WOULD BUY 555 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:17,291 NOTHING NOW. YOU WOULD BARELY EVEN GET A 556 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:23,580 HOUSE. WOW, DID YOU WATCH COMEDIES TOO, 557 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:27,751 LIKE IT IS COMS? >> YEAH WE HAD "HAPPY DAYS". 558 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:35,910 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> FONZIE WITH -- IT'S FUNNY. 559 00:31:35,912 --> 00:31:41,115 IT WAS OUR SHOWS, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WOULD THEY BE 560 00:31:41,117 --> 00:31:43,100 DUBBED INTO FRENCH? >> DUBBED ALL IN FRENCH. 561 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,135 >> Jimmy: SO FONZIE SPOKE IN FRENCH. 562 00:31:45,187 --> 00:31:47,470 WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN HE SAID EHHH! 563 00:31:47,523 --> 00:31:53,260 WHEN HE WOULD DO THAT? >> WITH HIS THUMB, IT WAS OHHH. 564 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:55,045 >> Jimmy: THEY COULD HAVE LEFT THAT ONE ALONE. 565 00:31:55,097 --> 00:32:01,335 YOU KNOW, THEY USED TO SAY ON "HAPPY DAYS," THEIR INSULT WAS 566 00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:04,738 "SIT ON IT." THEY WOULD SAY "SIT ON IT." 567 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:08,892 DOES THAT RING A BELL. >> WAS IT FONZIE SAYING IT? 568 00:32:08,945 --> 00:32:13,464 >> FONZIE MOSTLY WOULD SAY IT. BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE RICHIE 569 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:17,868 WOULD GET SOME GUMPTION GOING AND HE WOULD SAY FONZIE, SIT ON 570 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,020 IT. OH IS REALLY WHAT IT WAS. 571 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:23,090 SO IS THAT HOW YOU -- I MEAN, THAT SHOW WAS OBVIOUSLY DUBBED. 572 00:32:23,092 --> 00:32:26,727 DID YOU WATCH HOES IN ENGLISH TO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH? 573 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,229 >> YEAH, I DID WHEN I CAME HERE FIRST, BECAUSE I TRIED TO LEARN 574 00:32:29,231 --> 00:32:32,766 ENGLISH. AND I DECIDED TO WATCH TV. 575 00:32:32,768 --> 00:32:37,938 AND I WATCH CNN. AND THEY WERE TALKING SO FAST. 576 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,107 OKAY. I WILL NEVER LEARN THIS 577 00:32:40,109 --> 00:32:44,094 LANGUAGE. AND I SAY OKAY, THE DAY I WILL 578 00:32:44,146 --> 00:32:48,248 UNDERSTAND THEM, HE WILL BE -- I STARTED -- I TRIED ANOTHER 579 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,117 CHANNEL. IT WAS BRAVO. 580 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:54,804 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> AND I STARTED WITH THE 581 00:32:54,857 --> 00:32:56,539 KARDASHIANS. >> Jimmy: OH REALLY. 582 00:32:56,592 --> 00:32:58,808 THEY HELP YOU'D LEARN ENGLISH. >> YEAH. 583 00:32:58,861 --> 00:33:02,946 IT WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND BECAUSE. 584 00:33:02,999 --> 00:33:04,331 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY. 585 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,815 >> EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 586 00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:09,152 >> Jimmy: WE KNOW. >> THANKS. 587 00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:14,374 >> Jimmy: WOW. SO THEN YOU CAME OVER HERE, AND 588 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:16,210 YOU'RE LIVING HERE, YOUR FAMILY LIVES HERE. 589 00:33:16,212 --> 00:33:18,345 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIVE -- IS YOUR 590 00:33:18,347 --> 00:33:22,666 HOUSEHOLD LIKE FULLY AMERICAN OR YOU KEEP THE FRENCH TRADITIONS? 591 00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:28,222 >> TRY, TRY TO KEEP THE FRENCH TRADITION, AND I HAVE ANOTHER 592 00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:32,409 BATTLE BECAUSE TRY TO KEEP ALSO MY SENEGALESE ROOTS AT HOME. 593 00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,695 TRY WITH THE LANGUAGE, TRY AT HOME. 594 00:33:34,697 --> 00:33:39,233 TRY TO COOK FRENCH CUISINES, BUT IT'S VERY, VERY DIFFICULT 595 00:33:39,235 --> 00:33:46,373 BECAUSE NOW I THINK MY KIDS ARE 60% AMERICAN, 30% FRENCH, 10% 596 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:46,907 SENEGALESE. BUT IT'S A REAL FIGHT. 597 00:33:46,909 --> 00:33:51,061 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. IT DOESN'T HEAD IN THAT OTHER 598 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:54,048 DIRECTION EITHER. >> NO, NO EXACTLY. 599 00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:55,999 >> Jimmy: YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO BACK. 600 00:33:56,052 --> 00:33:58,102 >> MAYBE. >> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW IS SO 601 00:33:58,153 --> 00:34:02,823 POPULAR HERE. AND "LUPIN" IS BASED ON BOOKS. 602 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,943 A VERY FAMOUS CHARACTER, SIMILAR TO -- WHAT WOULD IT BE SIMILAR 603 00:34:06,996 --> 00:34:13,717 TO HERE IN THE UNITED STATES? >> SO HERE WHAT DO YOU HAVE LIKE 604 00:34:13,769 --> 00:34:20,423 ON LIKE THE AMERICAN LITERATURE, BUT IT'S LIKE IN FRENCH. 605 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:23,327 >> Jimmy: SHERLOCK -- OH, NO, THAT'S ENGLISH. 606 00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:25,863 >> LIKE IN ENGLAND. BUT I DON'T. 607 00:34:25,914 --> 00:34:28,765 >> Jimmy: JAMES BOND. >> EXACTLY. 608 00:34:28,818 --> 00:34:32,386 BUT IN U.S. >> Jimmy: WE JUST HAVE LIKE 609 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,188 BATMAN, I THINK. NO, WE HAVE JACK RYAN. 610 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,775 AND WE'VE GOT I HATE TO MENTION JASON BOURNE, BUT YEAH, WE HAVE 611 00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:43,797 MATT AS WELL. >> Jimmy: SO THIS GUY, HE IS 612 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:47,784 PART OF A CULTURE. AND WE GREW UP WITH ALL THE 613 00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:50,421 BOOK, YOU KNOW. WE HAVE A LOT OF SHOWS. 614 00:34:50,472 --> 00:34:53,590 EVEN MOVIES, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU DECIDED I WANT TO 615 00:34:53,642 --> 00:34:57,711 PLAY THIS ROLE, BUT YOU APPROACH IT DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE YOU'RE 616 00:34:57,713 --> 00:35:01,048 NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING LUPIN. >> NO. 617 00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:05,452 I PLAY INSPIRED BY THE BOOK. WE GAVE THE BOOK A PLACE IN OUR 618 00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:08,972 SHOW. IT IS A CHARACTER ITSELF. 619 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:15,678 BECAUSE WHEN DECIDED TO DO IT, WE WAS WONDERING WHY DOING 620 00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:18,182 ANOTHER ONE? BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT IN FRANCE. 621 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:23,086 SO THE THING IS WE WANTED TO HAVE LIKE THE BOOK BEING 622 00:35:23,139 --> 00:35:24,471 SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY CLEVER. 623 00:35:24,473 --> 00:35:28,291 WHEN YOU SAY IT'S INSPIRED BY, I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT GET THE IDEA 624 00:35:28,344 --> 00:35:33,130 THAT IT'S JUST AN INSPIRED BY IN SPIRIT, BUT IT'S LITERALLY 625 00:35:33,182 --> 00:35:36,183 INSPIRED. YOUR CHARACTER IS INSPIRED BY 626 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,818 THE CHARACTER IN THE BOOK. >> YEAH. 627 00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:39,302 >> Jimmy: AND BEHAVES LIKE HIM. >> EXACTLY. 628 00:35:39,355 --> 00:35:41,004 >> Jimmy: DOES THE THINGS THAT HE DOES. 629 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,439 WHICH IS VERY CLEVER. >> THANK YOU. 630 00:35:42,491 --> 00:35:46,843 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S THE MOST -- I THINK IT'S THE MOST POPULAR 631 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,345 NON-ENGLISH SHOW IN AMERICA. >> YES. 632 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:54,000 THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND EVEN MORE POPULAR. 633 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,702 >> I'M HAPPY. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE 634 00:35:55,704 --> 00:35:58,788 DOING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE SAID THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER BE ABLE 635 00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:02,125 TO DO, WHICH IS FORCE AMERICANS TO READ. 636 00:36:02,178 --> 00:36:06,029 THE SUBTITLES. WE'RE NOT SO GOOD WITH THAT KIND 637 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:09,299 OF STUFF. >> I'M HAPPY TO HELP. 638 00:36:09,351 --> 00:36:10,484 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. 639 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:13,937 THE SHOW IS CALLED "LUPIN." ALL THE EPISODES OF "LUPIN PART 640 00:36:13,989 --> 00:36:15,939 2" ARE ON NETFLIX NOW, AND MORE COMING UP. 641 00:36:15,991 --> 00:36:19,309 OMAR SY, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, OMAR. 642 00:36:19,361 --> 00:36:22,846 WE'LL BE BACK WITH VALERIE JUNE. ♪ 643 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,237 >>ANNOUNCER: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 644 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,674 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 645 00:36:33,676 --> 00:36:36,042 >> WE'RE GOING TO TURN THAT FACE UP. 646 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:37,661 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS HER ALBUM. 647 00:36:37,713 --> 00:36:39,980 IT'S CALLED "THE MOON AND STARS: PRESCRIPTIONS FOR DREAMERS." 648 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:44,785 THE SONG IS CALLED "SMILE." VALERIE JUNE! 649 00:36:54,763 --> 00:37:07,157 ♪ ALL I COULD DO ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE 650 00:37:07,209 --> 00:37:14,448 LIFE STARTED KEEPING ME ♪ ♪ GETTING ME DOWN 651 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:19,736 MM, ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE ♪ 652 00:37:19,788 --> 00:37:26,043 ♪ WELL, I DUSTED OFF GUESS I'LL GET BACK UP 653 00:37:26,094 --> 00:37:34,868 IT WAS WORTH THE FALL ♪ ♪ WHEN THE TIMES GOT TOUGH 654 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:42,526 THERE'S A RISK INVOLVED EVERYTHING A COST ♪ 655 00:37:42,578 --> 00:37:47,881 ♪ I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH I'LL MAKE IT 656 00:37:47,883 --> 00:37:56,139 THROUGH SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ SO WEATHERED AND WORN 657 00:37:56,191 --> 00:38:09,652 EVER DREAMING SO WILD MM, ALL I COULD ♪ 658 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:11,638 DO WAS SMILE ♪ ♪ IF YOU NEVER LEAP 659 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:18,095 THEN YOUR HEART WON'T KNOW ♪ ♪ SO YOU TAKE THE CHANCE 660 00:38:18,146 --> 00:38:23,884 SO YOU JUST LET GO AND YOU'LL GET 661 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:32,408 KNOCKED DOWN ♪ ♪ BUT THAT'S HOW YOU GROW 662 00:38:32,461 --> 00:38:46,456 ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE ♪ 663 00:38:46,508 --> 00:38:55,666 ♪ ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE THERE'D BE TEARS IN MY EYES 664 00:38:55,717 --> 00:39:01,988 ALL I COULD DO ♪ ♪ I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH 665 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:10,246 I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH ♪ 666 00:39:10,299 --> 00:39:24,227 ♪ I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH SOMEHOW 667 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:31,267 SEE YOU SMILE ♪ ♪ AND KNOW YOU, AND KNOW YOU 668 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:44,614 SHINE ♪ ♪ MM, ALL I COULD 669 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:55,208 DO WAS SMILE CALL I COULD DO WAS, ALL I COULD 670 00:39:55,210 --> 00:40:06,586 DO WAS, ALL I COULD DO WAS, ALL I COULD DO WAS SMILE ♪ 671 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,539 [ APPLAUSE ] >>ANNOUNCER: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 672 00:40:09,591 --> 00:40:11,608 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 673 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,878 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 674 00:40:16,632 --> 00:40:18,698 ELISABETH MOSS, OMAR SY, JAMES ADOMIAN, AND VALERIE JUNE. 675 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,600 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. TOMORROW NIGHT, OWEN WILSON AND 676 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,552 BETTY GILPIN. WITH MUSIC FROM SPICE FEATURING 677 00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:24,738 SEAN PAUL AND SHAGGY. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 678 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:28,775 FEEL BETTER GUILLERMO. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 679 00:40:28,777 --> 00:40:52,181 GOOD NIGHT. ♪