1 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:04,153 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S “JIMMY KIMMEL LIV”! 2 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:06,005 TONIGHT -- PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND 3 00:00:06,057 --> 00:00:08,007 JAMES PATTERSON. WIZ KHALIFA. 4 00:00:08,059 --> 00:00:11,594 AND MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE. AND NOW -- JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:15,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 6 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,983 HI, THERE, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 7 00:00:18,036 --> 00:00:18,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:24,389 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AT OUR 9 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,175 HOME HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, WHERE WE ARE FEELING A LITTLE BIT LEFT 10 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:29,562 OUT TONIGHT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE SOLAR ECLIPSE. 11 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:32,581 THIS MORNING, THE EASTERN HALF OF NORTH AMERICA EXPERIENCED 12 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:36,919 WHAT IS KNOWN AS A“RING OF FIR” SOLAR ECLIPSE. 13 00:00:36,921 --> 00:00:38,287 WHICH, I LOOKED IT UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE -- 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,772 IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN ALEXA LOSES ITS INTERNET CONNECTION. 15 00:00:39,824 --> 00:00:42,424 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,327 BUT THIS WAS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE IN THE SKY THIS MORNING. 17 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:47,797 THIS IS VIDEO FROM ONTARIO, CANADA. 18 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,799 LOOK AT THAT. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES, WHEN THIS 19 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:52,701 SORT OF THING HAPPENED, THEY WOULD SACRIFICE A VIRGIN. 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:57,273 I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT. I'VE NOT SHARED. 21 00:00:57,275 --> 00:00:59,024 NO BETTER WAY TO CONVINCE THE WOMEN IN THE VILLAGE TO HAVE SEX 22 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:00,492 THAN TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. 23 00:01:00,545 --> 00:01:04,446 [ LAUGHTER ] “WOW, THAT VOLCANO SURE IS 24 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:10,269 STOP BY MY CAVE AT AROUND 8:00." [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,787 WE'VE HAD A LOT OF THESE SPECTACULAR CELESTIAL EVENTS 26 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,840 LATELY. I FEEL LIKE THESE USED TO HAPPEN 27 00:01:14,892 --> 00:01:17,242 ONCE EVERY EIGHT TO TEN YEARS. WE'D GET A COMET OR SOMETHING. 28 00:01:17,295 --> 00:01:21,364 THIS YEAR ALONE, WE HAD A SUPERMOON. 29 00:01:21,366 --> 00:01:24,567 WE HAD A, WHAT, SUPER FLOWER BLOOD MOON. 30 00:01:24,569 --> 00:01:27,153 NOW A RING OF FIRE ECLIPSE. WE'VE NEVER HAD -- 31 00:01:27,204 --> 00:01:28,637 IT'S LIKE GLUTEN ALLERGIES. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY'RE ALL WE 32 00:01:28,639 --> 00:01:30,706 HEAR ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:32,257 I TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. I MISS THE DAYS WHEN OUR 34 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:37,012 PRESIDENT WAS BALLSY ENOUGH TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO AN ECLIPSE. 35 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:37,613 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 36 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,998 STARE IT RIGHT IN THE FACE! PRESIDENT BIDEN DIDN'T SEE THE 37 00:01:40,051 --> 00:01:43,001 ECLIPSE THIS MORNING BECAUSE HE WAS HIDING FROM IT IN ENGLAND. 38 00:01:43,054 --> 00:01:45,804 JOE BIDEN IS ON DAY TWO OF HIS FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP AS 39 00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:49,792 PRESIDENT. TODAY HE MET WITH BRITISH PRIME 40 00:01:49,794 --> 00:01:56,281 MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON. ALSO KNOWN AS“DONALD CRUMPET” 41 00:01:56,334 --> 00:01:57,049 THAT IS QUITE A FACE AND EVERYTHING. 42 00:01:57,101 --> 00:01:59,768 BIDEN IS HOPING TO STRENGTHEN OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR 43 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,321 ALLIES. TRUMP'S OVERSEAS TRIPS WERE LIKE 44 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:06,926 GETTING A VISIT FROM PAULIE ON "THE SOPRANOS." 45 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:08,811 "THE PRESIDENT'S COMING, YOU GOT THE ENVELOPE? 46 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:12,415 GOOD." BIDEN TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT OVER 47 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,116 THE COMING YEAR THE U.S. WILL DONATE 500 MILLION DOSES OF THE 48 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:18,004 PFIZER VACCINE TO 100 COUNTRIES. THIS IS BASED ON AN OLD AMERICAN 49 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,589 FOREIGN POLICY STRATEGY THAT USED TO BE CALLED“BEING NICE” 50 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,460 [ LAUGHTER ] AND BY THE WAY, IF WE'RE LOOKING 51 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,395 TO GIVE AWAY STUFF AMERICANS AREN'T GOING TO USE, WE COULD 52 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,063 PROBABLY DONATE ABOUT FIVE MILLION PELOTONS TOO. 53 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,033 [ LAUGHTER ] THE ADMINISTRATION SAID“THE 54 00:02:31,035 --> 00:02:33,251 UNITED STATES IS NOT SEEKING FAVORS IN EXCHANGE FOR THESE 55 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,837 DOSES. WE'RE NOT MAKING DEMANDS IN 56 00:02:34,839 --> 00:02:36,622 ORDER FOR COUNTRIES TO GET THESE DOSES. 57 00:02:36,674 --> 00:02:41,793 WE ARE NOT IMPOSING CONDITIONS, POLITICAL, ECONOMIC, OR 58 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:43,261 OTHERWISE” WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE. 59 00:02:43,314 --> 00:02:46,615 CAN YOU IMAGINE TRUMP DOING THAT? 60 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,267 HE'D PROBABLY HAVE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST TO SEE WHICH COUNTRY GOT 61 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,268 THE VACCINE FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:52,020 A SENIOR OFFICIAL SAID THAT THE DONATIONS WILL BE FOCUSED ON THE 63 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:55,691 PLACES THAT CURRENTLY NEED VACCINES MOST. 64 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,944 DEVELOPING AREAS LIKE HAITI, INDONESIA, AND ALABAMA. 65 00:02:58,996 --> 00:03:03,582 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS. 66 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:09,571 I THINK WHEN SOMEONE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY GETS ONE OF OUR DOSES, 67 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,022 THEY SHOULD BE TOLD WHOSE VACCINE THEY GOT. 68 00:03:11,075 --> 00:03:15,344 LIKE“THIS JOHNSON & JOHNSON WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A RETIRED 69 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:16,445 ELEMENTARY SCHOOLTEACHER IN FLORIDA. 70 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,281 BUT THEN SHE READ ON FACEBOOK IT WAS MADE FROM DEMON SPERM. 71 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,417 SO NOW IT'S YOURS!" "DE NADA." 72 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:25,955 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, WE REACHED A MAJOR 73 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:30,526 MILESTONE IN REALITY TELEVISION HISTORY. 74 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:35,548 THE SERIES FINALE -- THAT KEEPS THE TOTAL FINALE OF "KEEPING UP 75 00:03:35,599 --> 00:03:40,519 WITH THE KARDASHIANS" ON E! NETWORK. 76 00:03:40,571 --> 00:03:41,821 IT IS THE REAR END OF AN ERA. [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,439 YOU KNOW, THEY SAID“SEINFEL” WAS A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING. 78 00:03:43,441 --> 00:03:46,308 THE KARDASHIANS REALLY SHOWED THEM. 79 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,693 THE WHOLE SEASON 8 WAS KHLOE BUYING A BIKINI TOP. 80 00:03:47,745 --> 00:03:50,595 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF COOL 81 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:53,432 THOUGH. TO COMMEMORATE THE KARDASHIANS' 82 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:56,852 RUN THE SMITHSONIAN IS GOING TO PUT ALL THEIR ORIGINAL LIPS ON 83 00:03:56,854 --> 00:03:58,521 DISPLAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:03:58,523 --> 00:04:00,840 YOU KNOW, WHEN THE KARDASHIANS GOT STARTED, I WAS SKEPTICAL. 85 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:04,443 I THINK WE ALL WERE. I DON'T THINK WE THOUGHT THIS 86 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,361 WOULD STAND THE TEST OF TIME, BUT IT HAS. 87 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,881 THIS FAMILY HAS GIVEN US 270 EPISODES OF TELEVISION OVER THE 88 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:13,952 PAST 900 SEASONS. SO WE THOUGHT, IT'S ONLY RIGHT 89 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:17,222 TO BID FAREWELL TO EACH MEMBER OF THE KARDASHIAN CLAN. 90 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:19,808 AND HERE WE GO. GOODBYE, KIM. 91 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:20,860 GOODBYE, KHLOE. FAREWELL KOURTNEY. 92 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:22,160 SO LONG KRIS. CAITLYN. 93 00:04:22,213 --> 00:04:23,529 KENDALL. KYLIE. 94 00:04:23,581 --> 00:04:26,715 KEELY. KITTY. 95 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,484 KOLLIE. KAMMY. 96 00:04:28,486 --> 00:04:29,818 COMEY. COKEY. 97 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:30,919 KALEY CUOCO. KEEBLER. 98 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,237 CONDI. KANYE. 99 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:33,739 KITANA. CABOODLE. 100 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:34,923 KABOOBIE. CHAMILLIONAIRE. 101 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:39,061 KATRINA. AND ROB. 102 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:39,644 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 103 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:43,299 GOOD-BYE TO ALL OF YOU. I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT START TO 104 00:04:43,301 --> 00:04:49,438 CRY. “KEEPING” AS I CALLED THE SHOW 105 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,589 FOR SHORT, HAD SO MANY ICONIC MOMENTS. 106 00:04:50,641 --> 00:04:52,457 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO 107 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:54,977 WHITTLE THEM ALL DOWN TO ONE PACKAGE OF GREATEST HITS. 108 00:04:54,979 --> 00:04:57,946 SO INSTEAD, WE PUT TOGETHER A SELECTION OF THE BEST OF 109 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,548 KRIS HUMPHRIES. REMEMBER HIM? 110 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,132 NO? [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:05:01,185 --> 00:05:07,856 OH. WELL, HERE HE WAS. 112 00:05:07,858 --> 00:05:11,327 >> KRIS AND I ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. 113 00:05:11,329 --> 00:05:16,164 >> BABY GIRL! HOW ARE YOU? 114 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,900 >> TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I'M GOING TO PROPOSE. 115 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:22,655 I'M SO NERVOUS. ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE 116 00:05:22,706 --> 00:05:26,775 >> I NEED TO GET RID OF SOME OF THESE LOUBOUTINS AND PURSES AND 117 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,244 CLEAR OUT AT LEAST HALF THIS CLOSET FOR THIS STUFF. 118 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:34,966 >> I'M FINALLY GETTING A DIVORCE. 119 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,869 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. >> Jimmy: WELL, HE WON'T BE 120 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:37,769 MISSED. I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING, I 121 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:38,354 DID NOT KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS. 122 00:05:38,356 --> 00:05:40,406 DID THEY TURN OUT OKAY? LIKE, NONE OF THEM MARRIED A 123 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:41,857 CRAZY PERSON OR ANYTHING. RIGHT? 124 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,325 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW'S THE DAD? 125 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,511 BRUCE, THE OLYMPIC GUY. GOOD? 126 00:05:46,564 --> 00:05:48,780 IF YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH CAITLYN, YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS 127 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:51,684 RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF OUR STATE. 128 00:05:51,735 --> 00:05:57,339 CAITLYN JENNER CAR-CRASHIAN APPEARED ON "THE VIEW" TODAY. 129 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,540 [ LAUGHTER ] TO PROMOTE THAT. 130 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:01,459 AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, IT DID NOT GO GREAT. 131 00:06:01,512 --> 00:06:03,946 >> WELCOME BACK TO "THE VIEW" CAITLYN JENNER. 132 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,632 >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO BE 133 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:10,201 WITH ALL THE LADIES, AND ESPECIALLY YOU. 134 00:06:10,254 --> 00:06:13,822 WHOOPI, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR -- 135 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:19,828 >> PAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S HEAR THAT NOISE 136 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,530 ONE MORE TIME. >> PAH. 137 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:27,202 >> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST HOW THE INTERVIEW STARTED. 138 00:06:27,204 --> 00:06:28,887 ISN'T THAT DONALD TRUMP IN A CAITLYN JENNER WIG? 139 00:06:28,939 --> 00:06:29,754 T THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY. 140 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:33,809 THEY'VE GOT ALL THE SAME MOVES. THE INTERVIEW IS A LOT OF N 141 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,960 NONSENSE, SHE'S JUST TRYING TO GET ATTENTION. 142 00:06:36,013 --> 00:06:39,265 CAITLYN JENNER HAS THE BETTER CHANCE OF BEING THE NEXT BATMAN 143 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,984 THAN THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. SHE KNOWS LITTLE TO NOTHING 144 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,903 ABOUT EVERYTHING, REALLY. THE INTERVIEW ENDED AS GRACENY 145 00:06:44,955 --> 00:06:46,571 AS IT BEGAN. >> I HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF BECAUSE 146 00:06:46,624 --> 00:06:50,258 WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO. OUR THANKS TO CAT -- CAITLYN 147 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,010 JENNER -- >> ALWAYS, I WANT TO SPEND MORE 148 00:06:51,061 --> 00:06:54,630 TIME WITH YOU. >> WELL. 149 00:06:54,632 --> 00:06:55,497 WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW? WE'RE HERE. 150 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,417 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T BE, BUT WE 151 00:06:58,469 --> 00:07:01,870 ARE HERE. AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE 152 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:06,041 KIM JONG-UN TO KEEP UP WITH. THE KARDASHIAN OF NORTH KOREA 153 00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,525 HAS BEEN KEEPING UP WITH DIET AND EXERCISE. 154 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:10,078 THE DEAR LEADER APPEARS TO HAVE LOST SOME WEIGHT OVER THE PAST 155 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,699 FEW MONTHS. THERE HE IS. 156 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:16,719 THAT'S THE AFTER? [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:18,269 THAT'S THE AFTER. SLIM JONG-UN. 158 00:07:18,322 --> 00:07:20,506 HOW DID HE DO IT, YOU ASK? IT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 159 00:07:20,557 --> 00:07:24,243 ACCORDING TO NORTH KOREAN INSIDERS, IT'S ALL THANKS TO 160 00:07:24,294 --> 00:07:40,592 DETERMINATION AND HARD WORK. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 161 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:47,766 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] ♪ 162 00:07:47,818 --> 00:08:11,840 ♪ ♪ 163 00:08:11,842 --> 00:08:31,994 ♪ ♪ 164 00:08:31,996 --> 00:08:55,401 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 165 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:59,454 >> Jimmy: WELL, GOOD FOR HIM. YOU KNOW? 166 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,674 THAT ISN'T EASY FOR ANYBODY, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU RUN A 167 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:03,675 COUNTRY OR NOT. SOMEHOW THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOST 168 00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:04,709 WEIGHT DURING THE PANDEMIC IS KIM JONG-UN. 169 00:09:04,762 --> 00:09:10,365 [ LAUGHTER ] TERRIFIC. 170 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:13,969 REMEMBER THE START OF ALL THIS, THERE WERE ALL THESE RUMORS 171 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:17,539 SAYING HE WAS DEAD OR SICK WITH COVID? 172 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,206 A LOT HAS CHANGED OVER THE PAST 15 MONTHS. 173 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,591 AND BECAUSE IT HAS, WE LIKE TO LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE 174 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:20,925 NEWS A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK. SO LET'S DIG UP THE COVID TIME 175 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,477 CAPSULE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF“THIS WEEK IN COVID 176 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:27,866 HISTORY” >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY. 177 00:09:27,918 --> 00:09:30,935 IT'S JUNE 2020 AND AMERICA IS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF -- COME 178 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:39,143 ON -- YOU GOT THIS -- YES, NAILED IT. 179 00:09:39,196 --> 00:09:43,465 THE CORONA'S ON THE ROPES. EVEN MACHO MEN ARE WEARING MASK. 180 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:47,952 LIKE COACH STEVE AUSTIN, FLOYD MAYWEATHER, BELOVED STAR OF THE 181 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:51,222 GRID CHILDREN, O.J. SIMPSON. DON'T FORGET YOUR GLOVES. 182 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:55,010 WITH COVID CONSUMING THE NATION, IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE A 183 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,079 RALLY. >> YOUR RALLY IS SET FOR JUNE 184 00:09:57,081 --> 00:09:58,947 19th. >> THINK ABOUT IT AS A 185 00:09:58,949 --> 00:10:01,083 CELEBRATION. MY RALLY'S A CELEBRATION. 186 00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:02,767 >> BUT HIS FOX & FRIENDS ARE FLUMMOXED. 187 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:06,788 >> HOW WOULD THESE RALLIES WORK? RIGHT NOW THERE'S SOCIAL 188 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,624 DISTANCING GUIDELINES ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 189 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:11,776 >> OH, I THINK THEY'LL BE FULL RALLIES. 190 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:14,396 >> TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, WHO DO WE CONTAMINATE? 191 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,448 WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND WAVE EXPERTS ARE YAMMERING ON ABOUT? 192 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:21,052 >> I SPOKE TO OUR HEALTH EXPERTS AT SOME LENGTH, THEY ARE SAYING 193 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:24,039 THERE IS NO SECOND SPIKE. >> THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A 194 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:28,110 MAJOR SECOND WAVE IN AMERICA. >> WHERE'S THE SECOND WAVE 195 00:10:28,112 --> 00:10:31,947 THEY'VE BEEN WARNING US ABOUT? >> WHY, IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU 196 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:36,284 SILLY GOOSE-STEPPER. BREAKING -- JOE BIDEN MAKES A 197 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:40,672 BIG STATEMENT IN HIS HOUSE. NOPE, NOPE, DOWN, DOWN -- THERE 198 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:44,426 HE IS. >> THIS PRESIDENT'S GOING TO TRY 199 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,812 TO STEAL THIS ELECTION. THIS IS A GUY WHO SAID THAT ALL 200 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:52,134 MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE FRAUDULENT. >> BY GOLLY, HE'S LOST HIS 201 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:54,002 MARBLES! >> HE'S YOUR FRIENDLY 202 00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:55,120 NEIGHBORHOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST. 203 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,789 >> LEAVE IT TO DEMOCRATS TO GO OUT THERE AND LEVEL THESE 204 00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:01,126 CONSPIRACY THEORIES. >> THAT'S JOE BIDEN AT THIS 205 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:08,884 POINT, THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY -- >> WE'LL CONSPIRA-SEE ABOUT 206 00:11:08,886 --> 00:11:10,501 THAT. >> JOE'S NOT ALL THERE, 207 00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:13,272 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. IF I DON'T WIN, I DON'T WIN. 208 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,173 YOU KNOW. I'LL GO ON AND DO OTHER THINGS. 209 00:11:15,225 --> 00:11:18,544 >> YES, "OTHER THINGS." >> WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO 210 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,864 THE CAPITOL. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE BACK OUR 211 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:29,488 COUNTRY WITH WEAKNESS. >> FREEDOM! 212 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:31,173 >> DUMB IS RIGHT. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 213 00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:34,659 COVID HISTORY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 214 00:11:34,712 --> 00:11:38,346 >> Jimmy: FUN. IT'S FUN TO REFLECT SOMETIMES. 215 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,365 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 216 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:41,750 WIZ KHALIFA IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM 217 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:42,851 JACKSON BROWNE. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH 218 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:46,004 JAMES PATTERSON AND PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON. 219 00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:52,244 SO STICK AROUND! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 220 00:11:57,601 --> 00:12:00,368 SHOW. TONIGHT, HE IS A MULTI-PLATINUM 221 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:05,106 SELLING RECORDING ARTIST. AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM ON 222 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,641 “DUNCANVILLE” WIZ KHALIFA IS HERE. 223 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:11,730 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEN LATER, ANOTHER MULTI 224 00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:13,782 PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST, ONE OF THE GREAT SINGER AND 225 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:20,022 SONGWRITERS OF ALL TIME. HIS 15th ALBUM,“DOWNHILL FROM 226 00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:22,306 EVERYWHER” COMES OUT JULY 23rd. MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE. 227 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:29,965 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE NEW SHOWS 228 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,767 AND YOU'LL BE HERE, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: YES. 229 00:12:31,769 --> 00:12:32,383 >> Jimmy: VEG. VERY GOOD. 230 00:12:32,436 --> 00:12:33,752 WITH GUESTS INCLUDING OWEN WILSON, ELISABETH MOSS, 231 00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:36,054 DAX SHEPARD, ZOOEY DESCHANEL. WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM 232 00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:37,973 KODAK BLACK, SAWEETIE, VALERIE JUNE, AND SPICE 233 00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:42,094 FEATURING SEAN PAUL AND SHAGGY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 234 00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:46,031 PLEASE JOIN US NEXT WEEK TOO. ONE OF OUR FIRST GUESTS TONIGHT 235 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,433 WAS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD TWO DIFFERENT TIMES. 236 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,234 AND THE OTHER HIRED HIM TO BE HIS FACT-CHECKER. 237 00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:54,172 THIS IS THEIR NEWEST BEST-SELLING THRILLER,“THE 238 00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:55,156 PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER” PLEASE SAY HELLO TO 239 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:59,811 JAMES PATTERSON AND PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON. 240 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:00,646 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HELLO, GENTLEMEN. 241 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:06,068 HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 242 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:09,304 THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 243 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,590 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE SOLVING CRIMES TOGETHER. 244 00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:15,744 IT'S POSSIBLE. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 245 00:13:15,746 --> 00:13:18,830 THAT'S OUR DAY JOB. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU LIVING 246 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,031 TOGETHER NOW? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS? 247 00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:22,033 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T THINK WE CAN TALK 248 00:13:22,086 --> 00:13:24,702 ABOUT THAT, NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO THERE. 249 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,504 >> Jimmy: WHOSE HOUSE ARE YOU AT RIGHT NOW? 250 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,423 >> MINE, OURS. WE'RE HERE. 251 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:30,625 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW IT WORKS WHEN YOU'RE PRESIDENT? 252 00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:33,461 HE HAS TO COME TO YOU, RIGHT? >> NO, NO. 253 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,246 I WAS WITH HIM A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 254 00:13:35,299 --> 00:13:37,381 >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. >> HIS HOUSE IS ON THE HUDSON 255 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,601 RIVER, SO I LIKE GOING TO HIM. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 256 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,788 >> Jimmy: IF HILLARY RUNS THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL, ARE WE GOING 257 00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:45,656 TO HEAR IT? IS IT GOING TO INTERRUPT THE 258 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:46,491 SHOOT? [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:49,477 >> IT'S POSSIBLE. THIS IS A REAL THING HERE. 260 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,679 >> IT WILL HAPPEN, YES. >> Jimmy: JAMES, I HAVE A 261 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,850 QUESTION JUST TO START WITH YOU. WHEN YOU ARE DOING INTERVIEWS, 262 00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:57,519 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF INTERVIEWS WITH THE FORMER 263 00:13:57,521 --> 00:14:01,873 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE STEDMAN AT 264 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,475 A PARTY WITH OPRAH? [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:05,627 >> YEAH, LIKE WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 266 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:11,616 RIGHT, YEAH. GIVE ME A BREAK. 267 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,102 >> ACTUALLY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK HERE, YOU KNOW. 268 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:21,460 HE'S SOLD 400 MILLION BOOKS AND I'VE SOLD, IN THE AGGREGATE, 269 00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,878 PROBABLY 4. [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,613 >> Jimmy: 400 MILLION BOOKS IS SO MANY BOOKS. 271 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,899 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU. 272 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,234 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU MAY BE 273 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,888 RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RAIN FOREST BEING DEPLETED. 274 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,172 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SORRY ABOUT THAT. 275 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:36,157 IT'S A SAD, TRAGIC THING. BUT YOU KNOW. 276 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:38,242 GOT TO LIVE WITH IT. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET TO 277 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,847 KNOW EACH OTHER? >> WE HAVE THE SAME 278 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,366 LAWYER-AGENT. AND THE PRESIDENT READS 279 00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,351 EVERYTHING. HE ALSO READS A LOT OF 280 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:49,104 MYSTERIES. AND THE AGENT APPROACHED HIM. 281 00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:53,541 >> YEAH, HE'S -- MY AGENT, OURS, BOB BARNETT, WHO'S A WONDERFUL 282 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,175 GUY. >> YEAH. 283 00:14:54,177 --> 00:15:00,548 >> SAID, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE WRITTEN ALL THESE NONFICTION 284 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,853 BOOKS AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE OUT OF POLITICS AND YOU NEED TO HAVE 285 00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:07,738 FUN. HE SAID, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A 286 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:10,959 MYSTERY, A THRILLER? YOU'VE READ THOUSANDS AND 287 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,078 THOUSANDS OF THEM. AND I HAVE, I'VE BEEN AN ARDENT 288 00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:19,401 READER OF THOSE BOOKS PROBABLY SINCE THE EARLY '80s. 289 00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:23,638 AND SO WHY DON'T YOU DO WITH WITH JAMES PATTERSON? 290 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,208 I KNEW BOB REPRESENTED HIM TOO. I LAUGHED. 291 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:30,462 AND I SAID, WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD HE EVER DO THAT? 292 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,496 >> BOB CALLED ME UP AND I SAID, I'M IN. 293 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,032 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 294 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,452 >> HE SAID HE WOULD. >> Jimmy: NOW I GET THE SENSE 295 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,087 THAT YOU'VE BECOME FRIENDS, RIGHT? 296 00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:41,139 >> YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 297 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:45,477 YEAH, HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME, FOR CHRISTMAS, A MONOPOLY FOR 298 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:50,615 SOCIALISTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:54,736 >> HE GAVE ME SOMETHING I NEEDED MORE, HE GAVE ME A PUTTER THAT 300 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,606 SAID, "GUARANTEED 2-PUTT." [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,026 >> WE'LL SEE IF IT WORKS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU GOLF TOGETHER, 302 00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:04,012 I ASSUME THAT MEANS? >> A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 303 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,965 >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO ASK YOU, PRESIDENT CLINTON, ABOUT THIS 304 00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:09,467 PARTICULAR PHOTOGRAPH HERE. THIS IS A HECK OF A SHOT. 305 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:12,904 I MEAN, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW. 306 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:17,792 THIS IS YOU WITH RUDY GIULIANI, DONALD TRUMP, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, 307 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:20,862 JOE TORRE, AND BILLY CRYSTAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:27,485 >> I JUST WANT TO SAY, I WAS MOSTLY WITH TORRE AND CRYSTAL. 309 00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:30,821 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 310 00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:34,509 >> JOE TORRE HAS A FOUNDATION," SAFE AT HOME FOUNDATION." 311 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,828 HE GREW UP IN A HOUSE WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE. 312 00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:40,198 HE DEVOTED A LOT OF HIS LIFE TO FIXING IT. 313 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:44,469 SO HE HAD, FOR MANY YEARS, A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT THAT WAS 314 00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:48,856 HELD AT THE TRUMP NATIONAL GOLF COURSE.pSO HE ALWAYS INVITED ME, 315 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,878 I ALWAYS TRIED TO COME. I REALLY LIKE JOE TORRE. 316 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,830 HE'S FUN TO PLAY GOLF WITH. >> Jimmy: JOE IS A VERY GOOD 317 00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:58,350 MAN. DID RUDY PLAY, OR WAS HE JUST 318 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:01,002 THERE TO WASH TRUMP'S BALLS? [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,337 >> OH, DEAR. ALL RIGHTY. 320 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,908 >> I THINK HE PLAYED. HE'S GOT A SON, AS I REMEMBER, 321 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,211 WHO'S QUITE GOOD. >> VERY GOOD, YEAH. 322 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,780 >> Jimmy: JAMES, HAVE YOU PLAYED WITH ANY OF THESE GUYS? 323 00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:14,766 >> I HAVE PLAYED WITH -- OBVIOUSLY PRESIDENT CLINTON. 324 00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:16,667 I'VE PLAYED WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP. 325 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,989 AND I'VE PLAYED WITH BUSH, OLDER BUSH. 326 00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,606 >> Jimmy: OH, I'LL PUT YOU ON THE SPOT, THEN. 327 00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,726 RANK THEM AS GOLFERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:28,713 >> I'M NOT GOING TO RANK THEM, BUT HONESTLY, TRUMP BY FAR IS 329 00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:30,881 THE BEST OF THE GOLFERS. INCLUDING MYSELF. 330 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,233 >> THAT'S TRUE. >> HE'S GOOD. 331 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,670 HE'S LEGITIMATELY A GOOD GOLFER. THEY'RE ALL FUN TO PLAY WITH. 332 00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:40,392 BUSH WAS LIKE AN ENERGIZER BUNNY, HE WOULD DO THE 18 IN 333 00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:43,778 ABOUT AN HOUR. AND THE PRICE OF THE NIGHT, WE'D 334 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,048 JUST GO OUT AND HAVE FUN. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO YOU'RE 335 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,685 RANKING PRESIDENT CLINTON THIRD, SOUNDS LIKE TO ME. 336 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:51,202 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 337 00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:55,423 >> I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN SO LONG. WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT OF THE 338 00:17:55,425 --> 00:17:57,559 WHITE HOUSE, I WAS A 10 HANDICAP. 339 00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:59,661 >> Jimmy: IF WE WERE TO RANK CROSS ATS. 340 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,528 >>, YOU WOULD COME OUT ON TOP, I'M PRETTY SURE. 341 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:07,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> PEOPLE ASK WHO'S BETTER, 342 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:12,240 BETWEEN US. HE CAN 3-PUTT FASTER, AND I DROP 343 00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:14,776 AN EXTRA BALL FASTER. >> Jimmy: HAS TRUMP INVITED YOU 344 00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:20,264 AND HILLARY UP TO BEDMINSTER FOR SOME CHICKEN FINGERS AND DIET 345 00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:22,150 COKES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,302 >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T, YEAH. 347 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,323 WHEN YOU GUYS ARE IN QUARANTINE, JAMES, I WOULD IMAGINE, YOU 348 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:31,176 WRITE SO MANY BOOKS, I WOULD IMAGINE YOU'RE WRITING A LOT OF 349 00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:34,179 THE TIME? >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY WROTE MY 350 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:37,765 AUTOBIOGRAPHY, MY EGOBIOGRAPHY, A LOT OF STORIES. 351 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,501 WE ACTUALLY -- SOME ABOUT THE PRESIDENT. 352 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:45,190 EARLY ON, WE WENT OUT TO DINNER, MY WIFE AND I, WITH HILLARY AND 353 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:48,276 THE PRESIDENT. AND WHAT REALLY AMAZED US, IT'S 354 00:18:48,278 --> 00:18:51,479 IN THE BOOK, THIS KIND OF THING, THE STORY OF THE STORY. 355 00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:54,799 THREE OR FOUR TIMES DURING DINNER THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS 356 00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:56,718 UNDER THE TABLE. PEOPLE DON'T NECESSARILY THINK 357 00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,071 OF THEM THAT WAY. THEY DON'T THINK OF THE HUMAN 358 00:19:00,123 --> 00:19:02,123 SIDE. AND SUE AND I, LITERALLY EVERY 359 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,143 NIGHT, WE FALL ASLEEP HOLDING HANDS. 360 00:19:05,195 --> 00:19:09,631 YOU KNOW. JUST THE HUMAN SIDE OF -- AND 361 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,450 PEOPLE THINK OF A THRILLER WRITER, BEING THIS ROMANTIC 362 00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:13,018 DUDE. >> Jimmy: WOW. 363 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,052 >> THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK IF I FELL ASLEEP AT THE 364 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:18,072 TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,658 >> Jimmy: YES, NO? I'M GUESS NOTHING. 366 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:23,428 I DON'T IMAGINE YOU FALL ASLEEP AT ANY TABLES. 367 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,698 I AM IMAGINING MY WIFE RIGHT NOW PUSHING ME AWAY, FORCEFULLY, 368 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,598 WITH HER FOOT, ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. 369 00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:32,269 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT HAPPENS LATER, BUT YEAH. 370 00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:36,508 >> YOU REMEMBER DOING THE -- DURING THE COVID WHEN THEY HAD 371 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:40,428 ALL THESE WONDERFUL MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE WAS THIS GUY 372 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:46,384 PLAYING "DON'T BE CRUEL" TO TWO COC 373 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:52,207 COCKATOOS, I THINK THEY WERE. THEY WERE STANDING ON A COUCH. 374 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:59,296 AND THE MAN -- THE MALE COCKATOO FLAUNTS HIS PLUMAGE AND MAKES A 375 00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:03,033 MOVE ON THE FEMALE, AND SHE STICKS HER ARM OUT AND STOPS 376 00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:04,886 HIM. I'LL DANCE WITH YOU, BOY, BUT 377 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:07,037 THAT'S IT GO AWAY. >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT CLINTON, 378 00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,406 HAVE YOU BEEN INHALING? WHAT'S GOING ON? 379 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:14,195 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> INHALING THIS BEAUTIFUL 380 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,681 SPRING WEATHER HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 381 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,867 AS FAR AS PROCESS GOES, I KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE SPOKEN A LOT ABOUT 382 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,486 HOW YOU WORKED ON THE BOOK TOGETHER. 383 00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:26,357 BUT I'M CURIOUS AS TO IF THERE'S A DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU, WHO 384 00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:28,392 MAKES THE DECISION? WHO MAKES THE CALL? 385 00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:31,862 >> IF THERE WAS A DISAGREEMENT -- AND THERE REALL. 386 00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:36,551 THE WHOLE KEY FOR US IS, WE -- MUTUAL ADMIRATION IN TERMS OF 387 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,788 OUR SKILL SET, AND WE LISTEN. SO THERE NEVER HAS BEEN ONE. 388 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:44,709 IF THERE WAS A DISAGREEMENT, WE'D GO WITH THE PRESIDENT. 389 00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:46,810 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY AGREE 390 00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:48,879 WITH THAT. I THINK -- 391 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:51,983 >> WELL, THERE YOU GO, OUR FIRST DISAGREEMENT. 392 00:20:52,035 --> 00:20:56,070 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, NO, IF IT WAS ABOUT HOW 393 00:20:56,072 --> 00:20:59,690 THE -- A PRESIDENT OR FORMER PRESIDENT WOULD SOMETHING, WHAT 394 00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:03,360 THEY WOULD DO, AND I KNEW WHAT THE FACTS WERE, THEN HE WOULD 395 00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:06,447 DEFER TO ME. BUT IF IT WAS ABOUT HOW BEST TO 396 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,985 SAY SOMETHING THAT DRIVES THE PLOT, HEIGHTENS THE DRAMA, I 397 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,705 WOULD DEFER TO HIM. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIKE A 398 00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:17,525 SCHOOLBOY IN THESE LAST TWO BOOKS, I LOVE IT, LIKE GOING TO 399 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,745 SCHOOL ALL THE TIME. I EAGERLY WAIT WHEN WE SWITCH 400 00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:21,596 BACK AND FORTH TO SEE WHAT HE SAID. 401 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,332 >> Jimmy: SO I HAVE A QUESTION, MAYBE THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING 402 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,834 THAT JAMES WOULD ASK YOU. AND THAT IS THIS. 403 00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:29,253 BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN IS OVER IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW. 404 00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:34,425 AND HE'S DEALING WITH OUR ALLIES AND VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S GOING TO 405 00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:36,277 MEET WITH. HOW MUCH DOES A PERSONAL 406 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,730 RELATIONSHIP MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH LEADERS OF 407 00:21:39,783 --> 00:21:44,802 FOREIGN COUNTRIES? DOES IT HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON 408 00:21:44,854 --> 00:21:46,037 WHAT YOU GET WHAT YOU AGREE ON? >> IT CAN. 409 00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:52,460 IT DEPENDS UPON HOW PERSONAL IT IS, HOW MUCH TRUST THERE IS, AND 410 00:21:52,462 --> 00:21:59,517 WHAT THE ISSUE IS. THAT IS, IT'S RARE FOR THE 411 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:04,339 LEADER OF ONE COUNTRY TO DEFER TO THE OTHER IF THERE'S A CLEAR 412 00:22:04,341 --> 00:22:09,260 DIFFERENCE OF OPINION AND NO QUESTION OF INTERPRETATION. 413 00:22:09,312 --> 00:22:14,082 BUT I ALWAYS TRIED FIRST TO BE BLUNT WITH PEOPLE IN PRIVATE, 414 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:17,167 WHETHER THEY WERE OUR TRADITIONAL ALLIES OR 415 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,737 ADVERSARIES OR WE WERE HAVING A FIGHT. 416 00:22:19,789 --> 00:22:24,992 BUT ONLY TO ARGUE THAT WHAT I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD DO WAS IN 417 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,546 THEIR INTEREST, NOT JUST OURS. I WOULD ASK THEM -- I'D SAY, 418 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:34,419 OVER THE LONG RUN, ISN'T IT BETTER FOR YOUR PEOPLE IF, X? 419 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:38,322 ISN'T IT BETTER FOR YOU IF YOU'RE RUSSIA TO HAVE A GOOD 420 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,524 RELATIONSHIP WITH EUROPE, A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNITED 421 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:42,577 STATES, TO TRY TO BUILD A FUTURE TOGETHER? 422 00:22:42,579 --> 00:22:47,665 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUSH PEOPLE AROUND WITH CYBER ATTACKS 423 00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:53,187 AND POISONING PEOPLE IN RESTAURANTS WHEN YOU CAN 424 00:22:53,189 --> 00:22:55,873 LEGITIMATELY WIN INTERNATIONAL COMPUTING COMPETITIONS, YOU 425 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,693 COULD BUILD A FUTURE THAT WOULD BENEFIT EVERYBODY? 426 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:03,047 WHY IS NATIONAL SELF-INTEREST CONTRADICTORY TO COOPERATING 427 00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:04,632 WITH OTHERS? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT 428 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,970 WORKED IN THAT PARTICULAR CASE. >> WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THAT 429 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,405 ARGUMENT WITH HIM. >> Jimmy: OH. 430 00:23:10,407 --> 00:23:13,541 >> IT OFTEN WORKED WITH BORIS YEL 431 00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:15,426 YELTSIN, AND HE DID A GOOD JOB. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A 432 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:19,130 BREAK, COME BACK AND TALK TO PRESIDENT CLINTON AND JAMES 433 00:23:19,182 --> 00:23:20,964 PATTERSON. THIS IS THEIR NEW BOOK, "THE 434 00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:21,949 PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER." IT IS OUT NOW. 435 00:23:21,951 --> 00:23:27,739 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. FROM JACKSON BROWNE ARE COMING - 436 00:23:34,797 --> 00:23:39,000 UP. PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND JAMES 437 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:42,236 PATTERSON ARE WITH US. THIS IS THEIR BOOK, "THE 438 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:45,740 PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER." ARE YOU FANS OF JACKSON BROWNE? 439 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,310 >> YES, WE'LL BE LISTENING TO THAT LATER. 440 00:23:49,312 --> 00:23:53,164 >> WE'RE GLAD OUR DEMOGRAPHIC HAS NOT BEEN CUT OUT OF YOUR 441 00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:54,165 MUSIC ENTIRELY. [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:23:54,217 --> 00:23:58,085 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON WIZ KHALIFA, ANY? 443 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,554 >> IF YOU'RE FOR IT, I'M FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,872 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR SECOND BOOK TOGETHER. 445 00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:06,311 THIS TAKES PLACE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORLD, IF YOU WILL, A 446 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,094 DIFFERENT PRESIDENT. >> YEAH. 447 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:12,317 >> Jimmy: IS THERE SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY THAT THIS -- THAT 448 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,418 INSPIRED YOU? DID YOU TAKE ELEMENTS FROM 449 00:24:14,471 --> 00:24:15,803 VARIOUS PRESIDENTS? >> I DON'T THINK SO. 450 00:24:15,805 --> 00:24:19,123 BUT IT IS FICTION. IT'S NOT BASED ON PRESIDENT 451 00:24:19,175 --> 00:24:22,576 CLINTON, NOBODY IN THE BOOK IS BASED ON ANYBODY THAT WE -- YOU 452 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:27,615 KNOW. IT'S TOTAL FICTION. 453 00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:30,134 A FREIGHT TRAIN MOVING FORWARD. >> WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 454 00:24:30,186 --> 00:24:33,921 INTERESTING, SINCE THE FIRST -B PRESIDENT WHO BASICALLY GOES 455 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,359 MISSING FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND A BIG GLOBAL 456 00:24:38,361 --> 00:24:42,547 CYBERSECURITY CRISIS, IF THIS TIME YOU GOT TO SEE THE 457 00:24:42,598 --> 00:24:47,802 DIFFERENCE IN BEING A SITTING PRESIDENT AND A FORMER PRESIDENT 458 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:52,006 AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR LOVED ONES ARE AT RISK. 459 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,408 >> AND TO SHOW THE HUMANITY OF THIS GUY. 460 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:57,928 IN TERMS OF HAVING A LOVED ONE WHOSE DAUGHTER IS MISSING AND 461 00:24:57,981 --> 00:25:00,047 KIDNAPPED. WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHO THIS GUY 462 00:25:00,049 --> 00:25:01,566 IS AS A HUMAN BEING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 463 00:25:01,617 --> 00:25:04,852 JAMES, WHEN A PRESIDENT IS YOUR COWRITER, DO YOUR WORDS HAVE TO 464 00:25:04,854 --> 00:25:09,640 BE VETTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT GIVING ANYTHING OF 465 00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:10,842 IMPORTANCE TO NATIONAL SECURITY AWAY? 466 00:25:10,893 --> 00:25:12,493 >> YEAH, BUT FIRST OF ALL, HE VETS IT. 467 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,929 AND HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING, SO THAT'S THE FIRST. 468 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,614 THEN AFTER THAT, FOR SURE. >> I AM SUPER CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT 469 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,451 I SAY. >> YEAH. 470 00:25:20,503 --> 00:25:23,521 >> AND ONE OF THESE -- THERE'S AN INCIDENT IN THIS BOOK THAT 471 00:25:23,573 --> 00:25:28,276 DEALS WITH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, THAT IS IN 472 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:32,113 THE PUBLIC RECORD, WHERE THERE'S A CHINESE DIPLOMAT WHO IS STILL 473 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:38,853 ANGRY AT THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE WE BOMB THE CHINESE 474 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:43,574 INDUSTRY IN BELGRADE AND SERBIA IN THE EFFORT TO LIBERATE KOSOVO 475 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:48,880 FROM ETHNIC CLEANSING IN 1999. AND OUR MAPS SAID IT WAS A 476 00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:52,083 SERBIAN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION. AND WE ATTEMPTED TO HIT IT AT 477 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,418 NIGHT WHERE WE WOULDN'T KILL ANYBODY. 478 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,572 AND IN FACT, IT HAD BEEN BOUGHT BY THE CHINESE EMBASSY IN THE 479 00:25:57,574 --> 00:26:02,526 FAIRLY RECENT PAST, AND THREE NONCOMBATANT, NONINVOLVED 480 00:26:02,579 --> 00:26:04,478 CITIZENS, CHINESE CITIZENS, WERE KILLED. 481 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,297 IT WAS A BIG INCIDENT AT THE TIME. 482 00:26:06,349 --> 00:26:09,216 BUT THAT'S -- I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT THAT COULD 483 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:14,322 POSSIBLY BE INFERRED AS CONFIDENTIAL BECAUSE IT WAS ALL 484 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,673 IN THE PUBLIC RECORD. >> EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE HE'LL 485 00:26:16,726 --> 00:26:18,843 START A STORY AND GO, "OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT." 486 00:26:18,895 --> 00:26:21,395 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WOULD DO THAT TO YOU 487 00:26:21,397 --> 00:26:24,849 TOO, THOUGH, I TELL YOU. >> GOT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT. 488 00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:29,337 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE KICKING AROUND STORIES, AND OBVIOUSLY WE 489 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:32,723 SAW WHAT HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6th AT THE CAPITOL. 490 00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:34,175 DO YOU THINK THAT THAT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN AT 491 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:37,694 THE WHITE HOUSE? >> OH, YEAH. 492 00:26:37,747 --> 00:26:41,649 I THINK THAT'S WHY THE -- THAT WAS THE REAL WALL THAT THE 493 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,468 PREVIOUS PRESIDENT BUILT. HE BUILT A WALL AROUND THE WHITE 494 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,571 HOUSE. WE WORRY ABOUT IT. 495 00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:55,496 BUT -- AFTER TIMOTHY McVEIGH DID THAT BOMB THAT BLEW UP 496 00:26:55,498 --> 00:26:58,199 OKLAHOMA -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 497 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,418 >> THE FEDERAL BUILDING, IT WAS BASICALLY THE CONCUSSIVE POWER 498 00:27:00,469 --> 00:27:03,971 OF THE BOMB, WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY A FERTILIZER BOMB IN 499 00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:08,843 A PICKUP TRUCK. AND SO OUR SECURITY PEOPLE DID 500 00:27:08,845 --> 00:27:13,730 SIMULATIONS OF THAT KIND OF BOMB OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. 501 00:27:13,783 --> 00:27:18,919 AND THEY CONCLUDED THAT IT WOULD TAKE DOWN THE ROOF ON THE THIRD 502 00:27:18,921 --> 00:27:22,106 FLOOR AND COLLAPSE THE WEST WING, WHICH WAS BUILT A LONG 503 00:27:22,158 --> 00:27:25,309 TIME AGO. THE EAST WING WAS BUILT IN WORLD 504 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:26,994 WAR II AND WOULD HAVE RESISTED IT. 505 00:27:26,996 --> 00:27:30,781 AND SO THEY CLOSED OFF THAT SECTION OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE 506 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:34,268 TO VEHICLES. SO YEAH, IF YOU'RE CHARGED WITH 507 00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:36,387 MAINTAINING SECURITY, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF ALL 508 00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:40,090 THE TIME. >> YOU KNOW, WITH THIS BOOK, IF 509 00:27:40,143 --> 00:27:42,309 SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED, A LOVED ONE, A WIFE, A SON, A 510 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,628 DAUGHTER, WHATEVER, WENT MISSING, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING 511 00:27:44,681 --> 00:27:47,248 BUT THAT ON TELEVISION UNTIL IT WAS RESOLVED. 512 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,968 AND THAT'S WHAT THIS BOOK DOES, IT CREATES THAT SCENARIO FOR 513 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,220 PEOPLE. AND IT'S SO -- IT'S ACCURATE IN 514 00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:58,726 TERMS OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. >> THE REAL SECURITY PROBLEM 515 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:02,813 HERE, ONCE THE YOUNG WOMAN IS KIDNAPPED, WHICH DRIVES HER DAD 516 00:28:02,865 --> 00:28:05,232 NUTS BECAUSE IT'S FOR SOMETHING HE DID, AND HE'S NOT PRESIDENT 517 00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:07,918 ANYMORE, DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE POWER OF THE GOVERNMENT TO GO 518 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:12,440 GET HER -- THEN YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN THE 519 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,575 SECRET SERVICE COVERAGE, FOR EXAMPLE, OF A SITTING PRESIDENT 520 00:28:14,577 --> 00:28:17,527 AND A FORMER PRESIDENT, WHAT THEY CAN DO. 521 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:20,547 THEN YOU LEARN WHAT HAPPENS IF THE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE 522 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:24,351 NOT ONLY DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU, BUT ONE OF THEM MAY BE AGAINST 523 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,854 YOU. AND IT'S -- SO IT'S A -- YOU CAN 524 00:28:26,856 --> 00:28:29,556 LEARN A LOT ABOUT IT, NOT BECAUSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 525 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:34,028 EXACTLY HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, BUT YOU'LL CERTAINLY SEE HOW 526 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:38,815 DIFFERENT IT IS TO BEAR THE LEGACY OF YOUR SERVICE'S 527 00:28:38,868 --> 00:28:41,752 PRESIDENT AND HAVING IT TAKEN OUT ON YOUR CHILD AND NOT BEING 528 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,086 ABLE TO DO NEARLY AS MUCH ABOUT IT. 529 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:46,607 >> JIMMY, I LOVE THAT YOU'VE GOT TWO BOOKS TO REMIND PEOPLE TO 530 00:28:46,609 --> 00:28:50,827 BUY TWO, NOT JUST ONE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE SOMETHING EVEN 531 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,481 BETTER FOR YOU, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR THIRD BOOK, YOU'RE 532 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,831 GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT'S CALLED "THE PRESIDENT'S 533 00:28:54,884 --> 00:28:57,634 TACO BOWL." [ LAUGHTER ] 534 00:28:57,687 --> 00:29:00,488 IT'S THE BLACK OLIVES IN THE PRESIDENT'S TACO BOWL GO 535 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,673 MISSING. [ APPLAUSE ] 536 00:29:02,725 --> 00:29:07,528 AND HE CALLS UPON ALL THE ARMED FORCES TO RETRIEVE THEM. 537 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,047 >> NOW, WE'VE GOT TO KEEP POLITICS OUT OF OUR BOOKS. 538 00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:12,767 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BOOK. 539 00:29:12,769 --> 00:29:15,936 IT IS CALLED "THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER." 540 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,222 PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND JAMES PATTERSON. 541 00:29:18,274 --> 00:29:21,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN, FOR BEING 542 00:29:21,711 --> 00:29:22,910 WITH US. >> THANK YOU. 543 00:29:22,912 --> 00:29:25,379 >> Jimmy: BE BACK WITH WIZ KHALIFA! 544 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,953 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 545 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:37,224 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE IS ON 546 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,043 THE WAY. I TELL YOU WHAT. 547 00:29:39,095 --> 00:29:43,047 IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE, WITH 548 00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:46,883 THE UNMISTAKABLE SCENT OF WEED WAFTING FROM OUR NEXT GUEST'S 549 00:29:46,936 --> 00:29:48,119 DRESSING ROOM. HE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING 550 00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:49,103 RECORDING ARTIST, MINI-MOGUL, AND AN ACTOR, TOO. 551 00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:50,855 YOU CAN HEAR HIM ON “DUNCANVILLE” MONDAY NIGHTS ON 552 00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:55,743 FOX. PLEASE WELCOME WIZ KHALIFA. 553 00:29:55,745 --> 00:30:05,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 554 00:30:05,988 --> 00:30:10,791 >> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 555 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:15,496 >> I BEEN BAD, I BEEN CHILLING. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN DOING 556 00:30:15,498 --> 00:30:16,213 CONCERTS? >> I HAVE. 557 00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:20,301 I DID THE FIRST CONCERT AT DRE'S IN VEGAS LAST WEEKEND. 558 00:30:20,303 --> 00:30:21,302 >> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. >> A POOL PARTY. 559 00:30:21,304 --> 00:30:22,420 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT LIKE IN VEGAS? 560 00:30:22,471 --> 00:30:25,672 >> OH, MAN. IT'S FULLY OPEN, BRO. 561 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,591 >> Jimmy: FULLY OPEN? [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:30,377 >> THEY DON'T CARE, YEAH. NO MASKS. 563 00:30:30,379 --> 00:30:31,495 NO -- I HOPE THEY'RE ALL VACCINATED. 564 00:30:31,547 --> 00:30:34,648 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UNDOUBTEDLY. 565 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,800 PEOPLE'S SAFETY IS THE TOP CONCERN THERE, WHEN YOU'RE IN 566 00:30:36,853 --> 00:30:37,467 LAS VEGAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 567 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,138 >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S FUN. 568 00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:44,925 THAT'S GOT TO BE -- I'M SURE THAT'S REFRESHING, TO BE ABLE TO 569 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:45,876 GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DO THAT. 570 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:50,147 >> YEAH, IT'S REFRESHING. IT'S A LITTLE BIT SCARY TOO. 571 00:30:50,199 --> 00:30:51,782 >> Jimmy: IS IT, WAS IT? >> YEAH, THE NERVES. 572 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:55,102 YOU KIND OF -- THEY PROGRAM US TO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO TOUCH US. 573 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:58,923 >> YEAH, RIGHT. >> SO PEOPLE GET TOO CLOSE, 574 00:30:58,974 --> 00:31:00,574 AGGHH! >> Jimmy: I FEEL THAT WAY TOO. 575 00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:02,709 IT'S WEIRD. EVEN WHEN YOU SHAKE SOMEBODY'S 576 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,761 HAND, IT'S LIKE, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS? 577 00:31:04,814 --> 00:31:07,247 >> YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. BUT IT WAS FUN. 578 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,833 IT'S DEFINITELY GOOD TO HAVE THE LIVE MUSIC ASPECT. 579 00:31:09,886 --> 00:31:11,385 >> Jimmy: SURE. >> I LOVE PERFORMING. 580 00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:15,422 I LOVE BEING IN FRONT OF THE FANS AND JUST GOING OUT. 581 00:31:15,424 --> 00:31:17,808 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY POPULAR, HOW MANY FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM? 582 00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:20,628 >> I THINK 35 MILLION. >> Jimmy: 35 MILLION FANS. 583 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:22,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S LOOK AT YOUR INSTAGRAM. 584 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:26,049 I LIKE THIS. >> 32.5 MILLION, THAT'S WHAT IT 585 00:31:26,102 --> 00:31:30,371 IS, I WAS CLOSE. >> Jimmy: YOU'LL GET TO 35. 586 00:31:30,373 --> 00:31:34,158 CAPTAIN OF THE TAYLOR GANG, RICH-ASS STONER. 587 00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:36,243 >> YEP, THAT'S ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 588 00:31:36,245 --> 00:31:38,846 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE TAYLOR GANG? 589 00:31:38,848 --> 00:31:40,831 >> TAYLOR GANG IS MY GROUP OF FRIENDS. 590 00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:42,866 IT'S MY LABEL, IT'S MY GROUP OF FANS. 591 00:31:42,919 --> 00:31:45,202 IT'S A LIFESTYLE. >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO TAYLOR 592 00:31:45,254 --> 00:31:50,340 HIGH SCHOOL? >> I DID GO TO TAYLOR ALLARDYCE 593 00:31:50,393 --> 00:31:57,280 IN SQUIRREL HILL, SHOUT-OUT TO ALLARDYCE '06 WHEN I GRADUATED. 594 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,984 YEAH, IT BECAME A LIFESTYLE. JUST EVERYTHING THAT WE DO IS 595 00:32:00,035 --> 00:32:02,369 TAILORED TO WHO WE ARE AND THE WAY THAT WE LIVE. 596 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,888 >> Jimmy: IT'S TAILORED TO TAYLOR. 597 00:32:04,941 --> 00:32:07,391 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY -- 598 00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:09,460 COULD I GET IN? >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 599 00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:11,195 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN 600 00:32:11,247 --> 00:32:13,046 TAYLOR GANG RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN 601 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,600 THE TAYLOR GANG. >> JUST GOT TO WAKE UP AND SMOKE 602 00:32:16,652 --> 00:32:18,185 THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 604 00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:20,570 GEEZ, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE. 605 00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:24,358 >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: DID YOU ROLL THIS 606 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,375 YOURSELF? >> I DID. 607 00:32:25,428 --> 00:32:27,060 >> Jimmy: WOW. I MIGHT HAVE TO FRAME THIS OR 608 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,578 SOMETHING. >> YEAH, YEAH. 609 00:32:28,631 --> 00:32:29,496 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SMOKED POT, WOW. 610 00:32:29,498 --> 00:32:34,301 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GET A LIGHTER, AND YOU'LL 611 00:32:34,303 --> 00:32:36,503 HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: A LIGHTER? 612 00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:37,654 WHICH END WOULD I USE? [ LAUGHTER ] 613 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:42,826 >> PICK ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 614 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:47,898 IF YOU KNOW THIS. BUT YOUR SON IS PLAYING LITTLE 615 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:52,753 LEAGUE WITH GUILLERMO'S SON AND CLETO'S SON. 616 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,788 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BOTH ON THE OPPOSING 617 00:32:54,790 --> 00:32:57,324 TEAMS. >> ALL RIGHT. 618 00:32:57,326 --> 00:32:58,742 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: TELL WIZ WHAT YOU TOLD 619 00:32:58,794 --> 00:33:02,262 ME THE PARENTS WERE SAYING. >> Guillermo: SAYING, THAT GUY 620 00:33:02,264 --> 00:33:07,417 IS MAL TERRIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 621 00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:10,420 >> Jimmy: OF WEED? >> MY WEED SMELLS GOOD. 622 00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:11,605 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 623 00:33:11,607 --> 00:33:17,261 >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW, BOY. 624 00:33:17,313 --> 00:33:18,762 YOU AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, THAT'S GOT TO BE A SIGHT. 625 00:33:18,814 --> 00:33:22,649 I BET WHEN THAT ICE CREAM COMES AROUND, YOU WERE AT THE FRONT F 626 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,668 THE LINE. >> I DO HIT UP THE CONCESSION 627 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,587 STAND A LOT, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. 628 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,172 BUT IT'S FUN, MAN. I LOVE BEING WITH THE KIDS, 629 00:33:29,225 --> 00:33:30,907 COACHING MY SON ON. I COACHED LAST YEAR. 630 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,110 BUT I GOT A LITTLE BIT BUSIER THIS TIME. 631 00:33:34,163 --> 00:33:36,080 BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN TO JUST HANG OUT. 632 00:33:36,131 --> 00:33:38,682 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT, YEAH, BEING AT HOME FOR A 633 00:33:38,734 --> 00:33:40,050 LONG PERIOD OF TIME. >> EXACTLY. 634 00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:41,001 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO STUFF LIKE THAT. 635 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:42,869 >> EXACTLY. MAN, IT'S A BLAST. 636 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:44,921 AND THEY'RE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT. 637 00:33:44,974 --> 00:33:47,891 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SO, YOU KNOW, SHOWING UP 638 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,493 SMELLING LIKE POT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 639 00:33:49,545 --> 00:33:53,047 GIVING THEM THOSE GOOD OLD MEMORIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 640 00:33:53,049 --> 00:33:53,914 TALKING ABOUT? [ APPLAUSE ] 641 00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:56,767 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE PICTURE YOU POSTED, YOU AND YOUR MOM, 642 00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:59,503 AND WE CAN SEE NOW THERE'S SOME SMOKE HAPPENING THERE. 643 00:33:59,555 --> 00:34:04,525 >> YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: NOW YOUR MOM -- DID 644 00:34:04,527 --> 00:34:09,263 SHE INTRODUCE YOU TO CANNABIS? >> I THINK EVERYBODY'S PARENTS 645 00:34:09,265 --> 00:34:10,464 KIND OF INTRODUCED THEM. >> Jimmy: NOT MINE. 646 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,216 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE I'M FROM. 647 00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:18,656 >> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY. >> NO, MY MOM IS SUPER CHILL. 648 00:34:18,707 --> 00:34:21,424 I CALL HER HOOD. BUT YOU KNOW, SHE DOWN TO EARTH. 649 00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:26,013 SHE GREW UP IN THE '70s. YOU KNOW, LISTENING TO P. FUNK 650 00:34:26,015 --> 00:34:27,430 AND ALL OF THAT. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 651 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:28,982 >> THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF P. FUNK IN THE CRIB. 652 00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:32,185 >> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE. HEY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, GOT TO 653 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:36,439 PUT A LITTLE. GOT TO PUT A PACIFIER AND SOME 654 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:40,477 P. FUNK. "P" STANDS FOR "PACIFIER" IN THE 655 00:34:40,529 --> 00:34:45,833 CRIB. [ LAUGHTER ] 656 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:47,151 YOU ARE PART OF A MIXED MARTIAL ARTS LEAGUE? 657 00:34:47,202 --> 00:34:50,337 >> CO-OWNER, ONE OF THE ARTISTIC DIRECTORS WHEN IT COMES TO THE 658 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,239 MUSIC AND WHERE WE'RE GOING WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT SIDE. 659 00:34:52,241 --> 00:34:54,858 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE? 660 00:34:54,910 --> 00:34:58,112 >> PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE. >> Jimmy: NOT A CATCHY NAME FOR 661 00:34:58,114 --> 00:35:01,598 A LEAGUE. >> PFL FOR SHORT, THAT'S FUN. 662 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:02,499 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PFL IS FINE. 663 00:35:02,551 --> 00:35:07,754 YOU'RE LIKE, WHAT IS THE MOST GENERIC NAME WE COULD COME UP 664 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,206 FOR THIS PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE BUT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU 665 00:35:10,259 --> 00:35:12,809 DO. YOU DO MIXED MARTIAL ARTS? 666 00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:15,696 >> I DO MMA FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING 667 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:18,065 PEOPLE, YOU'RE TRAINING? >> NO, JUST TRAINING. 668 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:22,386 IT'S NOT FOR SPORT -- WELL, IT IS FOR SPORT, BUT IT'S NOT FOR 669 00:35:22,438 --> 00:35:23,704 COMPETITIVENESS. I'M JUST TRAINING TO STAY IN 670 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,590 SHAPE AND STAY SHARP. >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH DO YOU DO, 671 00:35:26,642 --> 00:35:28,575 HOW OFTEN? >> I GO EVERY DAY. 672 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,294 >> Jimmy: EVERY DAY? >> FIVE DAYS A WEEK, YEAH. 673 00:35:31,347 --> 00:35:34,331 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DANGEROUS? IF THERE WERE TO BE -- IF 674 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:37,300 SOMEONE WERE TO LEAP OUT AT US, YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM? 675 00:35:37,353 --> 00:35:38,485 >> I WOULD CATCH THEM, HOLD THEM LIKE A BABY. 676 00:35:38,487 --> 00:35:44,291 [ LAUGHTER ] MAWS PLAUSE. 677 00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:47,027 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING SOME ACTING, TOO. 678 00:35:47,029 --> 00:35:50,080 YOU'RE DOING VOICE-OVER ON "DUNCANVILLE." 679 00:35:50,132 --> 00:35:53,884 ALSO YOU ARE PART OF "DICKINSON." 680 00:35:53,936 --> 00:35:54,835 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU LIKE IN 681 00:35:54,837 --> 00:35:57,020 ACTING IN THEATER OR ANYTHING WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 682 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,307 >> NOT LIKE PROFESSIONAL. I DID LIKE TALENT SHOWS, LITTLE 683 00:36:00,309 --> 00:36:04,695 ART STUFF AROUND SCHOOL. MY DAD HAD ME IN SOME ACTING 684 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:06,580 PROGRAMS. I WAS ALWAYS INTO IT, BUT I 685 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:09,049 NEVER TOOK IT THAT SERIOUS, THOUGH. 686 00:36:09,051 --> 00:36:10,317 >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO PLAYS OR ANYTHING? 687 00:36:10,319 --> 00:36:13,303 >> ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT PLAYS DID YOU DO? 688 00:36:13,355 --> 00:36:15,822 >> I WAS IN THIS PROGRAM CALLED THE STAR PROGRAM. 689 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,725 I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT IT STOOD FOR. 690 00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:20,894 WE WROTE OUR OWN PLAYS, THINGS LIKE THAT. 691 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:23,781 IT WAS COOL. >> Jimmy: YOU DID, OH. 692 00:36:23,832 --> 00:36:26,900 I GUESS THE STAR PROGRAM WORKED BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAR. 693 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,987 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHOUT-OUT TO THE STAR 694 00:36:30,038 --> 00:36:30,788 PROGRAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 695 00:36:30,839 --> 00:36:32,189 >> Jimmy: SHOUT-OUT TO THE STAR PROGRAM. 696 00:36:32,241 --> 00:36:34,875 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE PART OF THE TAYLOR GANG. 697 00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:36,693 I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT. >> YO. 698 00:36:36,745 --> 00:36:39,846 >> Jimmy: ARE THERE MEETINGS THAT I CAN COME TO? 699 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,898 [ LAUGHTER ] >> 100%, A TAYLOR GANG SIGN IN 700 00:36:41,951 --> 00:36:44,952 THE SKY WHEN YOU SMOKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 701 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:48,872 >> Jimmy: OKAY. I'LL REPORT BACK TO THE CAPTAIN. 702 00:36:48,924 --> 00:36:51,208 "DUNCANVILLE" AIRS MONDAY NIGHTS ON FOX. 703 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:55,629 AND THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE SEASON IS UNDER WAY, 704 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,549 ESPN2 AND ESPN PLUS. WIZ KHALIFA, EVERYBODY! 705 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,833 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE BACK WITH JACKSON 706 00:36:59,835 --> 00:37:03,637 BROWNE! >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 707 00:37:06,575 --> 00:37:07,524 CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 708 00:37:07,576 --> 00:37:13,463 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: THIS IS HIS 15th 709 00:37:13,515 --> 00:37:17,301 ALBUM,“DOWNHILL FROM EVERYWHERE” 710 00:37:17,352 --> 00:37:18,868 IT COMES OUT JULY 23rd. FROM THE HILLS OF LAUREL CANYON 711 00:37:18,921 --> 00:37:24,508 WITH THE SONG“MY CLEVELAND HEART” JACKSON BROWNE! 712 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:30,864 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 713 00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:43,026 ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE 714 00:37:43,078 --> 00:37:46,980 A FEW CHANGES RIGHT AWAY ♪ ♪ THE WAY I LEAP 715 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:50,851 AND THE WAY I FALL ♪ ♪ THE WAY I NEED 716 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:54,605 SOMEBODY ELSE'S EYES TO SEE ME ♪ 717 00:37:54,656 --> 00:38:00,560 ♪ THE WAY I NEED ANYONE AT ALL ♪ 718 00:38:00,562 --> 00:38:06,199 ♪ BUT I EXPECT THE REAL CHANGES TO START ♪ 719 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:13,373 ♪ WHEN I FINALLY GET MY CLEVELAND HEART ♪ 720 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:17,143 ♪ THEY'RE MADE TO TAKE A BASHIN' ♪ 721 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:21,531 ♪ AND NEVER LOSE THEIR PASSION ♪ 722 00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:25,168 ♪ THEY NEVER BREAK THEY DON'T EVEN BEAT ♪ 723 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:27,104 ♪ AND THEY DON'T ACHE THEY JUST PLUG IN 724 00:38:27,155 --> 00:38:29,556 AND SHINE ♪ ♪ DON'T MAKE MISTAKES 725 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,910 AND THEY DON'T KNOW DEFEAT ♪ 726 00:38:32,961 --> 00:38:35,545 ♪ LIKE MY HEART MAKES LIKE THIS BROKEN 727 00:38:35,597 --> 00:38:49,076 HEART OF MINE ♪ ♪ 728 00:38:49,078 --> 00:38:59,502 ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN WALKIN' 729 00:38:59,555 --> 00:39:01,555 THAT BROKEN LINE BETWEEN ♪ ♪ THE WAY LIFE IS 730 00:39:01,557 --> 00:39:04,641 AND THE WAY IT SEEMS ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN STRANDED 731 00:39:04,693 --> 00:39:07,243 ON THAT ENDLESS STRAIGHTAWAY ♪ 732 00:39:07,296 --> 00:39:14,784 ♪ BETWEEN THE TRUTH AND MY WILDEST DREAMS ♪ 733 00:39:14,837 --> 00:39:22,225 ♪ BUT I WILL NO LONGER NEED TO TELL THEM APART ♪ 734 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:29,916 ♪ WHEN I'VE FINALLY GOT MY CLEVELAND HEART ♪ 735 00:39:29,918 --> 00:39:36,790 ♪ THEY JUST KEEP ON HOPIN' AND STAY SO BIG AND OPEN ♪ 736 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:41,628 ♪ THEY NEVER BREAK THEY DON'T EVEN BEAT ♪ 737 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,131 ♪ AND THEY DON'T ACHE THEY JUST PLUG IN 738 00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:47,550 AND SHINE ♪ ♪ DON'T MAKE MISTAKES 739 00:39:47,603 --> 00:39:49,653 AND THEY DON'T KNOW DEFEAT ♪ 740 00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:52,822 ♪ LIKE MY HEART MAKES LIKE THIS BROKEN 741 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,843 HEART OF MINE ♪ ♪ 742 00:39:56,895 --> 00:40:09,222 ♪ ♪ 743 00:40:09,224 --> 00:40:34,631 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 744 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,184 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY 745 00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:39,085 MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 746 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:46,777 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, JAMES PATTERSON, 747 00:40:46,828 --> 00:40:48,779 WIZ KHALIFA, JACKSON BROWNE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 748 00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:49,996 “NIGHTLIN” IS NEXT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 749 00:40:49,998 --> 00:40:51,598 WE HOPE YOU DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 750 00:40:51,600 --> 00:41:00,406 GOODNIGHT.