>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S “JIMMY KIMMEL LIV”!
TONIGHT -- PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND
JAMES PATTERSON. WIZ KHALIFA.
AND MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE. AND NOW -- JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HI, THERE.
HI, THERE, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AT OUR
HOME HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, WHERE WE ARE FEELING A LITTLE BIT LEFT
OUT TONIGHT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
THIS MORNING, THE EASTERN HALF OF NORTH AMERICA EXPERIENCED
WHAT IS KNOWN AS A“RING OF FIR” SOLAR ECLIPSE.
WHICH, I LOOKED IT UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE --
IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN ALEXA LOSES ITS INTERNET CONNECTION.
RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THIS WAS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE IN THE SKY THIS MORNING.
THIS IS VIDEO FROM ONTARIO, CANADA.
LOOK AT THAT. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES, WHEN THIS
SORT OF THING HAPPENED, THEY WOULD SACRIFICE A VIRGIN.
I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT. I'VE NOT SHARED.
NO BETTER WAY TO CONVINCE THE WOMEN IN THE VILLAGE TO HAVE SEX
THAN TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE.
[ LAUGHTER ] “WOW, THAT VOLCANO SURE IS
STOP BY MY CAVE AT AROUND 8:00." [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF THESE SPECTACULAR CELESTIAL EVENTS
LATELY. I FEEL LIKE THESE USED TO HAPPEN
ONCE EVERY EIGHT TO TEN YEARS. WE'D GET A COMET OR SOMETHING.
THIS YEAR ALONE, WE HAD A SUPERMOON.
WE HAD A, WHAT, SUPER FLOWER BLOOD MOON.
NOW A RING OF FIRE ECLIPSE. WE'VE NEVER HAD --
IT'S LIKE GLUTEN ALLERGIES. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY'RE ALL WE
HEAR ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I TELL YOU ANOTHER THING. I MISS THE DAYS WHEN OUR
PRESIDENT WAS BALLSY ENOUGH TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO AN ECLIPSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
STARE IT RIGHT IN THE FACE! PRESIDENT BIDEN DIDN'T SEE THE
ECLIPSE THIS MORNING BECAUSE HE WAS HIDING FROM IT IN ENGLAND.
JOE BIDEN IS ON DAY TWO OF HIS FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP AS
PRESIDENT. TODAY HE MET WITH BRITISH PRIME
MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON. ALSO KNOWN AS“DONALD CRUMPET”
THAT IS QUITE A FACE AND EVERYTHING.
BIDEN IS HOPING TO STRENGTHEN OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR
ALLIES. TRUMP'S OVERSEAS TRIPS WERE LIKE
GETTING A VISIT FROM PAULIE ON "THE SOPRANOS."
"THE PRESIDENT'S COMING, YOU GOT THE ENVELOPE?
GOOD." BIDEN TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT OVER
THE COMING YEAR THE U.S. WILL DONATE 500 MILLION DOSES OF THE
PFIZER VACCINE TO 100 COUNTRIES. THIS IS BASED ON AN OLD AMERICAN
FOREIGN POLICY STRATEGY THAT USED TO BE CALLED“BEING NICE”
[ LAUGHTER ] AND BY THE WAY, IF WE'RE LOOKING
TO GIVE AWAY STUFF AMERICANS AREN'T GOING TO USE, WE COULD
PROBABLY DONATE ABOUT FIVE MILLION PELOTONS TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ADMINISTRATION SAID“THE
UNITED STATES IS NOT SEEKING FAVORS IN EXCHANGE FOR THESE
DOSES. WE'RE NOT MAKING DEMANDS IN
ORDER FOR COUNTRIES TO GET THESE DOSES.
WE ARE NOT IMPOSING CONDITIONS, POLITICAL, ECONOMIC, OR
OTHERWISE” WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE TRUMP DOING THAT?
HE'D PROBABLY HAVE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST TO SEE WHICH COUNTRY GOT
THE VACCINE FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ]
A SENIOR OFFICIAL SAID THAT THE DONATIONS WILL BE FOCUSED ON THE
PLACES THAT CURRENTLY NEED VACCINES MOST.
DEVELOPING AREAS LIKE HAITI, INDONESIA, AND ALABAMA.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THIS.
I THINK WHEN SOMEONE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY GETS ONE OF OUR DOSES,
THEY SHOULD BE TOLD WHOSE VACCINE THEY GOT.
LIKE“THIS JOHNSON & JOHNSON WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A RETIRED
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLTEACHER IN FLORIDA.
BUT THEN SHE READ ON FACEBOOK IT WAS MADE FROM DEMON SPERM.
SO NOW IT'S YOURS!" "DE NADA."
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, WE REACHED A MAJOR
MILESTONE IN REALITY TELEVISION HISTORY.
THE SERIES FINALE -- THAT KEEPS THE TOTAL FINALE OF "KEEPING UP
WITH THE KARDASHIANS" ON E! NETWORK.
IT IS THE REAR END OF AN ERA. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, THEY SAID“SEINFEL” WAS A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING.
THE KARDASHIANS REALLY SHOWED THEM.
THE WHOLE SEASON 8 WAS KHLOE BUYING A BIKINI TOP.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF COOL
THOUGH. TO COMMEMORATE THE KARDASHIANS'
RUN THE SMITHSONIAN IS GOING TO PUT ALL THEIR ORIGINAL LIPS ON
DISPLAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, WHEN THE KARDASHIANS GOT STARTED, I WAS SKEPTICAL.
I THINK WE ALL WERE. I DON'T THINK WE THOUGHT THIS
WOULD STAND THE TEST OF TIME, BUT IT HAS.
THIS FAMILY HAS GIVEN US 270 EPISODES OF TELEVISION OVER THE
PAST 900 SEASONS. SO WE THOUGHT, IT'S ONLY RIGHT
TO BID FAREWELL TO EACH MEMBER OF THE KARDASHIAN CLAN.
AND HERE WE GO. GOODBYE, KIM.
GOODBYE, KHLOE. FAREWELL KOURTNEY.
SO LONG KRIS. CAITLYN.
KENDALL. KYLIE.
KEELY. KITTY.
KOLLIE. KAMMY.
COMEY. COKEY.
KALEY CUOCO. KEEBLER.
CONDI. KANYE.
KITANA. CABOODLE.
KABOOBIE. CHAMILLIONAIRE.
KATRINA. AND ROB.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GOOD-BYE TO ALL OF YOU. I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT START TO
CRY. “KEEPING” AS I CALLED THE SHOW
FOR SHORT, HAD SO MANY ICONIC MOMENTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO
WHITTLE THEM ALL DOWN TO ONE PACKAGE OF GREATEST HITS.
SO INSTEAD, WE PUT TOGETHER A SELECTION OF THE BEST OF
KRIS HUMPHRIES. REMEMBER HIM?
NO? [ LAUGHTER ]
OH. WELL, HERE HE WAS.
>> KRIS AND I ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.
>> BABY GIRL! HOW ARE YOU?
>> TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I'M GOING TO PROPOSE.
I'M SO NERVOUS. ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE
>> I NEED TO GET RID OF SOME OF THESE LOUBOUTINS AND PURSES AND
CLEAR OUT AT LEAST HALF THIS CLOSET FOR THIS STUFF.
>> I'M FINALLY GETTING A DIVORCE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. >> Jimmy: WELL, HE WON'T BE
MISSED. I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING, I
DID NOT KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS.
DID THEY TURN OUT OKAY? LIKE, NONE OF THEM MARRIED A
CRAZY PERSON OR ANYTHING. RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW'S THE DAD?
BRUCE, THE OLYMPIC GUY. GOOD?
IF YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH CAITLYN, YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS
RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF OUR STATE.
CAITLYN JENNER CAR-CRASHIAN APPEARED ON "THE VIEW" TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] TO PROMOTE THAT.
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, IT DID NOT GO GREAT.
>> WELCOME BACK TO "THE VIEW" CAITLYN JENNER.
>> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO BE
WITH ALL THE LADIES, AND ESPECIALLY YOU.
WHOOPI, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR --
>> PAH. >> Jimmy: LET'S HEAR THAT NOISE
ONE MORE TIME. >> PAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST HOW THE INTERVIEW STARTED.
ISN'T THAT DONALD TRUMP IN A CAITLYN JENNER WIG?
T THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY.
THEY'VE GOT ALL THE SAME MOVES. THE INTERVIEW IS A LOT OF N
NONSENSE, SHE'S JUST TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.
CAITLYN JENNER HAS THE BETTER CHANCE OF BEING THE NEXT BATMAN
THAN THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. SHE KNOWS LITTLE TO NOTHING
ABOUT EVERYTHING, REALLY. THE INTERVIEW ENDED AS GRACENY
AS IT BEGAN. >> I HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF BECAUSE
WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO. OUR THANKS TO CAT -- CAITLYN
JENNER -- >> ALWAYS, I WANT TO SPEND MORE
TIME WITH YOU. >> WELL.
WE'RE HERE, YOU KNOW? WE'RE HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T BE, BUT WE
ARE HERE. AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE
KIM JONG-UN TO KEEP UP WITH. THE KARDASHIAN OF NORTH KOREA
HAS BEEN KEEPING UP WITH DIET AND EXERCISE.
THE DEAR LEADER APPEARS TO HAVE LOST SOME WEIGHT OVER THE PAST
FEW MONTHS. THERE HE IS.
THAT'S THE AFTER? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE AFTER. SLIM JONG-UN.
HOW DID HE DO IT, YOU ASK? IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
ACCORDING TO NORTH KOREAN INSIDERS, IT'S ALL THANKS TO
DETERMINATION AND HARD WORK. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, GOOD FOR HIM. YOU KNOW?
THAT ISN'T EASY FOR ANYBODY, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU RUN A
COUNTRY OR NOT. SOMEHOW THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOST
WEIGHT DURING THE PANDEMIC IS KIM JONG-UN.
[ LAUGHTER ] TERRIFIC.
REMEMBER THE START OF ALL THIS, THERE WERE ALL THESE RUMORS
SAYING HE WAS DEAD OR SICK WITH COVID?
A LOT HAS CHANGED OVER THE PAST 15 MONTHS.
AND BECAUSE IT HAS, WE LIKE TO LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE
NEWS A YEAR AGO THIS WEEK. SO LET'S DIG UP THE COVID TIME
CAPSULE ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF“THIS WEEK IN COVID
HISTORY” >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY.
IT'S JUNE 2020 AND AMERICA IS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF -- COME
ON -- YOU GOT THIS -- YES, NAILED IT.
THE CORONA'S ON THE ROPES. EVEN MACHO MEN ARE WEARING MASK.
LIKE COACH STEVE AUSTIN, FLOYD MAYWEATHER, BELOVED STAR OF THE
GRID CHILDREN, O.J. SIMPSON. DON'T FORGET YOUR GLOVES.
WITH COVID CONSUMING THE NATION, IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE A
RALLY. >> YOUR RALLY IS SET FOR JUNE
19th. >> THINK ABOUT IT AS A
CELEBRATION. MY RALLY'S A CELEBRATION.
>> BUT HIS FOX & FRIENDS ARE FLUMMOXED.
>> HOW WOULD THESE RALLIES WORK? RIGHT NOW THERE'S SOCIAL
DISTANCING GUIDELINES ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
>> OH, I THINK THEY'LL BE FULL RALLIES.
>> TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, WHO DO WE CONTAMINATE?
WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND WAVE EXPERTS ARE YAMMERING ON ABOUT?
>> I SPOKE TO OUR HEALTH EXPERTS AT SOME LENGTH, THEY ARE SAYING
THERE IS NO SECOND SPIKE. >> THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A
MAJOR SECOND WAVE IN AMERICA. >> WHERE'S THE SECOND WAVE
THEY'VE BEEN WARNING US ABOUT? >> WHY, IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU
SILLY GOOSE-STEPPER. BREAKING -- JOE BIDEN MAKES A
BIG STATEMENT IN HIS HOUSE. NOPE, NOPE, DOWN, DOWN -- THERE
HE IS. >> THIS PRESIDENT'S GOING TO TRY
TO STEAL THIS ELECTION. THIS IS A GUY WHO SAID THAT ALL
MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE FRAUDULENT. >> BY GOLLY, HE'S LOST HIS
MARBLES! >> HE'S YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
>> LEAVE IT TO DEMOCRATS TO GO OUT THERE AND LEVEL THESE
CONSPIRACY THEORIES. >> THAT'S JOE BIDEN AT THIS
POINT, THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY -- >> WE'LL CONSPIRA-SEE ABOUT
THAT. >> JOE'S NOT ALL THERE,
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. IF I DON'T WIN, I DON'T WIN.
YOU KNOW. I'LL GO ON AND DO OTHER THINGS.
>> YES, "OTHER THINGS." >> WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO
THE CAPITOL. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE BACK OUR
COUNTRY WITH WEAKNESS. >> FREEDOM!
>> DUMB IS RIGHT. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN
COVID HISTORY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: FUN. IT'S FUN TO REFLECT SOMETIMES.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
WIZ KHALIFA IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM
JACKSON BROWNE. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH
JAMES PATTERSON AND PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.
SO STICK AROUND! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW. TONIGHT, HE IS A MULTI-PLATINUM
SELLING RECORDING ARTIST. AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM ON
“DUNCANVILLE” WIZ KHALIFA IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEN LATER, ANOTHER MULTI
PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST, ONE OF THE GREAT SINGER AND
SONGWRITERS OF ALL TIME. HIS 15th ALBUM,“DOWNHILL FROM
EVERYWHER” COMES OUT JULY 23rd. MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE NEW SHOWS
AND YOU'LL BE HERE, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: YES.
>> Jimmy: VEG. VERY GOOD.
WITH GUESTS INCLUDING OWEN WILSON, ELISABETH MOSS,
DAX SHEPARD, ZOOEY DESCHANEL. WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM
KODAK BLACK, SAWEETIE, VALERIE JUNE, AND SPICE
FEATURING SEAN PAUL AND SHAGGY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PLEASE JOIN US NEXT WEEK TOO. ONE OF OUR FIRST GUESTS TONIGHT
WAS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD TWO DIFFERENT TIMES.
AND THE OTHER HIRED HIM TO BE HIS FACT-CHECKER.
THIS IS THEIR NEWEST BEST-SELLING THRILLER,“THE
PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER” PLEASE SAY HELLO TO
JAMES PATTERSON AND PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE SOLVING CRIMES TOGETHER.
IT'S POSSIBLE. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
THAT'S OUR DAY JOB. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU LIVING
TOGETHER NOW? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T THINK WE CAN TALK
ABOUT THAT, NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO THERE.
>> Jimmy: WHOSE HOUSE ARE YOU AT RIGHT NOW?
>> MINE, OURS. WE'RE HERE.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW IT WORKS WHEN YOU'RE PRESIDENT?
HE HAS TO COME TO YOU, RIGHT? >> NO, NO.
I WAS WITH HIM A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
>> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. >> HIS HOUSE IS ON THE HUDSON
RIVER, SO I LIKE GOING TO HIM. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: IF HILLARY RUNS THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL, ARE WE GOING
TO HEAR IT? IS IT GOING TO INTERRUPT THE
SHOOT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S POSSIBLE. THIS IS A REAL THING HERE.
>> IT WILL HAPPEN, YES. >> Jimmy: JAMES, I HAVE A
QUESTION JUST TO START WITH YOU. WHEN YOU ARE DOING INTERVIEWS,
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF INTERVIEWS WITH THE FORMER
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE STEDMAN AT
A PARTY WITH OPRAH? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, LIKE WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
RIGHT, YEAH. GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> ACTUALLY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK HERE, YOU KNOW.
HE'S SOLD 400 MILLION BOOKS AND I'VE SOLD, IN THE AGGREGATE,
PROBABLY 4. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: 400 MILLION BOOKS IS SO MANY BOOKS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU MAY BE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RAIN FOREST BEING DEPLETED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S A SAD, TRAGIC THING. BUT YOU KNOW.
GOT TO LIVE WITH IT. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET TO
KNOW EACH OTHER? >> WE HAVE THE SAME
LAWYER-AGENT. AND THE PRESIDENT READS
EVERYTHING. HE ALSO READS A LOT OF
MYSTERIES. AND THE AGENT APPROACHED HIM.
>> YEAH, HE'S -- MY AGENT, OURS, BOB BARNETT, WHO'S A WONDERFUL
GUY. >> YEAH.
>> SAID, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE WRITTEN ALL THESE NONFICTION
BOOKS AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE OUT OF POLITICS AND YOU NEED TO HAVE
FUN. HE SAID, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE A
MYSTERY, A THRILLER? YOU'VE READ THOUSANDS AND
THOUSANDS OF THEM. AND I HAVE, I'VE BEEN AN ARDENT
READER OF THOSE BOOKS PROBABLY SINCE THE EARLY '80s.
AND SO WHY DON'T YOU DO WITH WITH JAMES PATTERSON?
I KNEW BOB REPRESENTED HIM TOO. I LAUGHED.
AND I SAID, WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD HE EVER DO THAT?
>> BOB CALLED ME UP AND I SAID, I'M IN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> HE SAID HE WOULD. >> Jimmy: NOW I GET THE SENSE
THAT YOU'VE BECOME FRIENDS, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME, FOR CHRISTMAS, A MONOPOLY FOR
SOCIALISTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE GAVE ME SOMETHING I NEEDED MORE, HE GAVE ME A PUTTER THAT
SAID, "GUARANTEED 2-PUTT." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE'LL SEE IF IT WORKS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU GOLF TOGETHER,
I ASSUME THAT MEANS? >> A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO ASK YOU, PRESIDENT CLINTON, ABOUT THIS
PARTICULAR PHOTOGRAPH HERE. THIS IS A HECK OF A SHOT.
I MEAN, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW.
THIS IS YOU WITH RUDY GIULIANI, DONALD TRUMP, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG,
JOE TORRE, AND BILLY CRYSTAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, I WAS MOSTLY WITH TORRE AND CRYSTAL.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> JOE TORRE HAS A FOUNDATION," SAFE AT HOME FOUNDATION."
HE GREW UP IN A HOUSE WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE.
HE DEVOTED A LOT OF HIS LIFE TO FIXING IT.
SO HE HAD, FOR MANY YEARS, A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT THAT WAS
HELD AT THE TRUMP NATIONAL GOLF COURSE.pSO HE ALWAYS INVITED ME,
I ALWAYS TRIED TO COME. I REALLY LIKE JOE TORRE.
HE'S FUN TO PLAY GOLF WITH. >> Jimmy: JOE IS A VERY GOOD
MAN. DID RUDY PLAY, OR WAS HE JUST
THERE TO WASH TRUMP'S BALLS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, DEAR. ALL RIGHTY.
>> I THINK HE PLAYED. HE'S GOT A SON, AS I REMEMBER,
WHO'S QUITE GOOD. >> VERY GOOD, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: JAMES, HAVE YOU PLAYED WITH ANY OF THESE GUYS?
>> I HAVE PLAYED WITH -- OBVIOUSLY PRESIDENT CLINTON.
I'VE PLAYED WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP.
AND I'VE PLAYED WITH BUSH, OLDER BUSH.
>> Jimmy: OH, I'LL PUT YOU ON THE SPOT, THEN.
RANK THEM AS GOLFERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M NOT GOING TO RANK THEM, BUT HONESTLY, TRUMP BY FAR IS
THE BEST OF THE GOLFERS. INCLUDING MYSELF.
>> THAT'S TRUE. >> HE'S GOOD.
HE'S LEGITIMATELY A GOOD GOLFER. THEY'RE ALL FUN TO PLAY WITH.
BUSH WAS LIKE AN ENERGIZER BUNNY, HE WOULD DO THE 18 IN
ABOUT AN HOUR. AND THE PRICE OF THE NIGHT, WE'D
JUST GO OUT AND HAVE FUN. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO YOU'RE
RANKING PRESIDENT CLINTON THIRD, SOUNDS LIKE TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN SO LONG. WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT OF THE
WHITE HOUSE, I WAS A 10 HANDICAP.
>> Jimmy: IF WE WERE TO RANK CROSS ATS.
>>, YOU WOULD COME OUT ON TOP, I'M PRETTY SURE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> PEOPLE ASK WHO'S BETTER,
BETWEEN US. HE CAN 3-PUTT FASTER, AND I DROP
AN EXTRA BALL FASTER. >> Jimmy: HAS TRUMP INVITED YOU
AND HILLARY UP TO BEDMINSTER FOR SOME CHICKEN FINGERS AND DIET
COKES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T, YEAH.
WHEN YOU GUYS ARE IN QUARANTINE, JAMES, I WOULD IMAGINE, YOU
WRITE SO MANY BOOKS, I WOULD IMAGINE YOU'RE WRITING A LOT OF
THE TIME? >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY WROTE MY
AUTOBIOGRAPHY, MY EGOBIOGRAPHY, A LOT OF STORIES.
WE ACTUALLY -- SOME ABOUT THE PRESIDENT.
EARLY ON, WE WENT OUT TO DINNER, MY WIFE AND I, WITH HILLARY AND
THE PRESIDENT. AND WHAT REALLY AMAZED US, IT'S
IN THE BOOK, THIS KIND OF THING, THE STORY OF THE STORY.
THREE OR FOUR TIMES DURING DINNER THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS
UNDER THE TABLE. PEOPLE DON'T NECESSARILY THINK
OF THEM THAT WAY. THEY DON'T THINK OF THE HUMAN
SIDE. AND SUE AND I, LITERALLY EVERY
NIGHT, WE FALL ASLEEP HOLDING HANDS.
YOU KNOW. JUST THE HUMAN SIDE OF -- AND
PEOPLE THINK OF A THRILLER WRITER, BEING THIS ROMANTIC
DUDE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK IF I FELL ASLEEP AT THE
TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, NO? I'M GUESS NOTHING.
I DON'T IMAGINE YOU FALL ASLEEP AT ANY TABLES.
I AM IMAGINING MY WIFE RIGHT NOW PUSHING ME AWAY, FORCEFULLY,
WITH HER FOOT, ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT HAPPENS LATER, BUT YEAH.
>> YOU REMEMBER DOING THE -- DURING THE COVID WHEN THEY HAD
ALL THESE WONDERFUL MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE WAS THIS GUY
PLAYING "DON'T BE CRUEL" TO TWO COC
COCKATOOS, I THINK THEY WERE. THEY WERE STANDING ON A COUCH.
AND THE MAN -- THE MALE COCKATOO FLAUNTS HIS PLUMAGE AND MAKES A
MOVE ON THE FEMALE, AND SHE STICKS HER ARM OUT AND STOPS
HIM. I'LL DANCE WITH YOU, BOY, BUT
THAT'S IT GO AWAY. >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT CLINTON,
HAVE YOU BEEN INHALING? WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> INHALING THIS BEAUTIFUL
SPRING WEATHER HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
AS FAR AS PROCESS GOES, I KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE SPOKEN A LOT ABOUT
HOW YOU WORKED ON THE BOOK TOGETHER.
BUT I'M CURIOUS AS TO IF THERE'S A DISAGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU, WHO
MAKES THE DECISION? WHO MAKES THE CALL?
>> IF THERE WAS A DISAGREEMENT -- AND THERE REALL.
THE WHOLE KEY FOR US IS, WE -- MUTUAL ADMIRATION IN TERMS OF
OUR SKILL SET, AND WE LISTEN. SO THERE NEVER HAS BEEN ONE.
IF THERE WAS A DISAGREEMENT, WE'D GO WITH THE PRESIDENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY AGREE
WITH THAT. I THINK --
>> WELL, THERE YOU GO, OUR FIRST DISAGREEMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, NO, IF IT WAS ABOUT HOW
THE -- A PRESIDENT OR FORMER PRESIDENT WOULD SOMETHING, WHAT
THEY WOULD DO, AND I KNEW WHAT THE FACTS WERE, THEN HE WOULD
DEFER TO ME. BUT IF IT WAS ABOUT HOW BEST TO
SAY SOMETHING THAT DRIVES THE PLOT, HEIGHTENS THE DRAMA, I
WOULD DEFER TO HIM. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIKE A
SCHOOLBOY IN THESE LAST TWO BOOKS, I LOVE IT, LIKE GOING TO
SCHOOL ALL THE TIME. I EAGERLY WAIT WHEN WE SWITCH
BACK AND FORTH TO SEE WHAT HE SAID.
>> Jimmy: SO I HAVE A QUESTION, MAYBE THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING
THAT JAMES WOULD ASK YOU. AND THAT IS THIS.
BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN IS OVER IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW.
AND HE'S DEALING WITH OUR ALLIES AND VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S GOING TO
MEET WITH. HOW MUCH DOES A PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIP MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH LEADERS OF
FOREIGN COUNTRIES? DOES IT HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON
WHAT YOU GET WHAT YOU AGREE ON? >> IT CAN.
IT DEPENDS UPON HOW PERSONAL IT IS, HOW MUCH TRUST THERE IS, AND
WHAT THE ISSUE IS. THAT IS, IT'S RARE FOR THE
LEADER OF ONE COUNTRY TO DEFER TO THE OTHER IF THERE'S A CLEAR
DIFFERENCE OF OPINION AND NO QUESTION OF INTERPRETATION.
BUT I ALWAYS TRIED FIRST TO BE BLUNT WITH PEOPLE IN PRIVATE,
WHETHER THEY WERE OUR TRADITIONAL ALLIES OR
ADVERSARIES OR WE WERE HAVING A FIGHT.
BUT ONLY TO ARGUE THAT WHAT I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD DO WAS IN
THEIR INTEREST, NOT JUST OURS. I WOULD ASK THEM -- I'D SAY,
OVER THE LONG RUN, ISN'T IT BETTER FOR YOUR PEOPLE IF, X?
ISN'T IT BETTER FOR YOU IF YOU'RE RUSSIA TO HAVE A GOOD
RELATIONSHIP WITH EUROPE, A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNITED
STATES, TO TRY TO BUILD A FUTURE TOGETHER?
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUSH PEOPLE AROUND WITH CYBER ATTACKS
AND POISONING PEOPLE IN RESTAURANTS WHEN YOU CAN
LEGITIMATELY WIN INTERNATIONAL COMPUTING COMPETITIONS, YOU
COULD BUILD A FUTURE THAT WOULD BENEFIT EVERYBODY?
WHY IS NATIONAL SELF-INTEREST CONTRADICTORY TO COOPERATING
WITH OTHERS? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT
WORKED IN THAT PARTICULAR CASE. >> WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THAT
ARGUMENT WITH HIM. >> Jimmy: OH.
>> IT OFTEN WORKED WITH BORIS YEL
YELTSIN, AND HE DID A GOOD JOB. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK, COME BACK AND TALK TO PRESIDENT CLINTON AND JAMES
PATTERSON. THIS IS THEIR NEW BOOK, "THE
PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER." IT IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. FROM JACKSON BROWNE ARE COMING -
UP. PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND JAMES
PATTERSON ARE WITH US. THIS IS THEIR BOOK, "THE
PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER." ARE YOU FANS OF JACKSON BROWNE?
>> YES, WE'LL BE LISTENING TO THAT LATER.
>> WE'RE GLAD OUR DEMOGRAPHIC HAS NOT BEEN CUT OUT OF YOUR
MUSIC ENTIRELY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON WIZ KHALIFA, ANY?
>> IF YOU'RE FOR IT, I'M FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR SECOND BOOK TOGETHER.
THIS TAKES PLACE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORLD, IF YOU WILL, A
DIFFERENT PRESIDENT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THERE SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY THAT THIS -- THAT
INSPIRED YOU? DID YOU TAKE ELEMENTS FROM
VARIOUS PRESIDENTS? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
BUT IT IS FICTION. IT'S NOT BASED ON PRESIDENT
CLINTON, NOBODY IN THE BOOK IS BASED ON ANYBODY THAT WE -- YOU
KNOW. IT'S TOTAL FICTION.
A FREIGHT TRAIN MOVING FORWARD. >> WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
INTERESTING, SINCE THE FIRST -B PRESIDENT WHO BASICALLY GOES
MISSING FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND A BIG GLOBAL
CYBERSECURITY CRISIS, IF THIS TIME YOU GOT TO SEE THE
DIFFERENCE IN BEING A SITTING PRESIDENT AND A FORMER PRESIDENT
AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR LOVED ONES ARE AT RISK.
>> AND TO SHOW THE HUMANITY OF THIS GUY.
IN TERMS OF HAVING A LOVED ONE WHOSE DAUGHTER IS MISSING AND
KIDNAPPED. WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHO THIS GUY
IS AS A HUMAN BEING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
JAMES, WHEN A PRESIDENT IS YOUR COWRITER, DO YOUR WORDS HAVE TO
BE VETTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT GIVING ANYTHING OF
IMPORTANCE TO NATIONAL SECURITY AWAY?
>> YEAH, BUT FIRST OF ALL, HE VETS IT.
AND HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING, SO THAT'S THE FIRST.
THEN AFTER THAT, FOR SURE. >> I AM SUPER CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT
I SAY. >> YEAH.
>> AND ONE OF THESE -- THERE'S AN INCIDENT IN THIS BOOK THAT
DEALS WITH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, THAT IS IN
THE PUBLIC RECORD, WHERE THERE'S A CHINESE DIPLOMAT WHO IS STILL
ANGRY AT THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE WE BOMB THE CHINESE
INDUSTRY IN BELGRADE AND SERBIA IN THE EFFORT TO LIBERATE KOSOVO
FROM ETHNIC CLEANSING IN 1999. AND OUR MAPS SAID IT WAS A
SERBIAN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION. AND WE ATTEMPTED TO HIT IT AT
NIGHT WHERE WE WOULDN'T KILL ANYBODY.
AND IN FACT, IT HAD BEEN BOUGHT BY THE CHINESE EMBASSY IN THE
FAIRLY RECENT PAST, AND THREE NONCOMBATANT, NONINVOLVED
CITIZENS, CHINESE CITIZENS, WERE KILLED.
IT WAS A BIG INCIDENT AT THE TIME.
BUT THAT'S -- I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT THAT COULD
POSSIBLY BE INFERRED AS CONFIDENTIAL BECAUSE IT WAS ALL
IN THE PUBLIC RECORD. >> EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE HE'LL
START A STORY AND GO, "OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WOULD DO THAT TO YOU
TOO, THOUGH, I TELL YOU. >> GOT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE KICKING AROUND STORIES, AND OBVIOUSLY WE
SAW WHAT HAPPENED ON JANUARY 6th AT THE CAPITOL.
DO YOU THINK THAT THAT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN AT
THE WHITE HOUSE? >> OH, YEAH.
I THINK THAT'S WHY THE -- THAT WAS THE REAL WALL THAT THE
PREVIOUS PRESIDENT BUILT. HE BUILT A WALL AROUND THE WHITE
HOUSE. WE WORRY ABOUT IT.
BUT -- AFTER TIMOTHY McVEIGH DID THAT BOMB THAT BLEW UP
OKLAHOMA -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> THE FEDERAL BUILDING, IT WAS BASICALLY THE CONCUSSIVE POWER
OF THE BOMB, WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY A FERTILIZER BOMB IN
A PICKUP TRUCK. AND SO OUR SECURITY PEOPLE DID
SIMULATIONS OF THAT KIND OF BOMB OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND THEY CONCLUDED THAT IT WOULD TAKE DOWN THE ROOF ON THE THIRD
FLOOR AND COLLAPSE THE WEST WING, WHICH WAS BUILT A LONG
TIME AGO. THE EAST WING WAS BUILT IN WORLD
WAR II AND WOULD HAVE RESISTED IT.
AND SO THEY CLOSED OFF THAT SECTION OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
TO VEHICLES. SO YEAH, IF YOU'RE CHARGED WITH
MAINTAINING SECURITY, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF ALL
THE TIME. >> YOU KNOW, WITH THIS BOOK, IF
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED, A LOVED ONE, A WIFE, A SON, A
DAUGHTER, WHATEVER, WENT MISSING, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING
BUT THAT ON TELEVISION UNTIL IT WAS RESOLVED.
AND THAT'S WHAT THIS BOOK DOES, IT CREATES THAT SCENARIO FOR
PEOPLE. AND IT'S SO -- IT'S ACCURATE IN
TERMS OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. >> THE REAL SECURITY PROBLEM
HERE, ONCE THE YOUNG WOMAN IS KIDNAPPED, WHICH DRIVES HER DAD
NUTS BECAUSE IT'S FOR SOMETHING HE DID, AND HE'S NOT PRESIDENT
ANYMORE, DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE POWER OF THE GOVERNMENT TO GO
GET HER -- THEN YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN THE
SECRET SERVICE COVERAGE, FOR EXAMPLE, OF A SITTING PRESIDENT
AND A FORMER PRESIDENT, WHAT THEY CAN DO.
THEN YOU LEARN WHAT HAPPENS IF THE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE
NOT ONLY DON'T WANT TO HELP YOU, BUT ONE OF THEM MAY BE AGAINST
YOU. AND IT'S -- SO IT'S A -- YOU CAN
LEARN A LOT ABOUT IT, NOT BECAUSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
EXACTLY HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, BUT YOU'LL CERTAINLY SEE HOW
DIFFERENT IT IS TO BEAR THE LEGACY OF YOUR SERVICE'S
PRESIDENT AND HAVING IT TAKEN OUT ON YOUR CHILD AND NOT BEING
ABLE TO DO NEARLY AS MUCH ABOUT IT.
>> JIMMY, I LOVE THAT YOU'VE GOT TWO BOOKS TO REMIND PEOPLE TO
BUY TWO, NOT JUST ONE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE SOMETHING EVEN
BETTER FOR YOU, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR THIRD BOOK, YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT'S CALLED "THE PRESIDENT'S
TACO BOWL." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE BLACK OLIVES IN THE PRESIDENT'S TACO BOWL GO
MISSING. [ APPLAUSE ]
AND HE CALLS UPON ALL THE ARMED FORCES TO RETRIEVE THEM.
>> NOW, WE'VE GOT TO KEEP POLITICS OUT OF OUR BOOKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BOOK.
IT IS CALLED "THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER."
PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND JAMES PATTERSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN, FOR BEING
WITH US. >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BE BACK WITH WIZ KHALIFA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HI, THERE. MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE IS ON
THE WAY. I TELL YOU WHAT.
IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE, WITH
THE UNMISTAKABLE SCENT OF WEED WAFTING FROM OUR NEXT GUEST'S
DRESSING ROOM. HE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING
RECORDING ARTIST, MINI-MOGUL, AND AN ACTOR, TOO.
YOU CAN HEAR HIM ON “DUNCANVILLE” MONDAY NIGHTS ON
FOX. PLEASE WELCOME WIZ KHALIFA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> I BEEN BAD, I BEEN CHILLING. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN DOING
CONCERTS? >> I HAVE.
I DID THE FIRST CONCERT AT DRE'S IN VEGAS LAST WEEKEND.
>> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. >> A POOL PARTY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT LIKE IN VEGAS?
>> OH, MAN. IT'S FULLY OPEN, BRO.
>> Jimmy: FULLY OPEN? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY DON'T CARE, YEAH. NO MASKS.
NO -- I HOPE THEY'RE ALL VACCINATED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UNDOUBTEDLY.
PEOPLE'S SAFETY IS THE TOP CONCERN THERE, WHEN YOU'RE IN
LAS VEGAS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S FUN.
THAT'S GOT TO BE -- I'M SURE THAT'S REFRESHING, TO BE ABLE TO
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DO THAT.
>> YEAH, IT'S REFRESHING. IT'S A LITTLE BIT SCARY TOO.
>> Jimmy: IS IT, WAS IT? >> YEAH, THE NERVES.
YOU KIND OF -- THEY PROGRAM US TO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO TOUCH US.
>> YEAH, RIGHT. >> SO PEOPLE GET TOO CLOSE,
AGGHH! >> Jimmy: I FEEL THAT WAY TOO.
IT'S WEIRD. EVEN WHEN YOU SHAKE SOMEBODY'S
HAND, IT'S LIKE, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?
>> YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. BUT IT WAS FUN.
IT'S DEFINITELY GOOD TO HAVE THE LIVE MUSIC ASPECT.
>> Jimmy: SURE. >> I LOVE PERFORMING.
I LOVE BEING IN FRONT OF THE FANS AND JUST GOING OUT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY POPULAR, HOW MANY FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM?
>> I THINK 35 MILLION. >> Jimmy: 35 MILLION FANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S LOOK AT YOUR INSTAGRAM.
I LIKE THIS. >> 32.5 MILLION, THAT'S WHAT IT
IS, I WAS CLOSE. >> Jimmy: YOU'LL GET TO 35.
CAPTAIN OF THE TAYLOR GANG, RICH-ASS STONER.
>> YEP, THAT'S ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE TAYLOR GANG?
>> TAYLOR GANG IS MY GROUP OF FRIENDS.
IT'S MY LABEL, IT'S MY GROUP OF FANS.
IT'S A LIFESTYLE. >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO TAYLOR
HIGH SCHOOL? >> I DID GO TO TAYLOR ALLARDYCE
IN SQUIRREL HILL, SHOUT-OUT TO ALLARDYCE '06 WHEN I GRADUATED.
YEAH, IT BECAME A LIFESTYLE. JUST EVERYTHING THAT WE DO IS
TAILORED TO WHO WE ARE AND THE WAY THAT WE LIVE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TAILORED TO TAYLOR.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY --
COULD I GET IN? >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN
TAYLOR GANG RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN
THE TAYLOR GANG. >> JUST GOT TO WAKE UP AND SMOKE
THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
GEEZ, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE.
>> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: DID YOU ROLL THIS
YOURSELF? >> I DID.
>> Jimmy: WOW. I MIGHT HAVE TO FRAME THIS OR
SOMETHING. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SMOKED POT, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GET A LIGHTER, AND YOU'LL
HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: A LIGHTER?
WHICH END WOULD I USE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> PICK ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW THIS. BUT YOUR SON IS PLAYING LITTLE
LEAGUE WITH GUILLERMO'S SON AND CLETO'S SON.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BOTH ON THE OPPOSING
TEAMS. >> ALL RIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: TELL WIZ WHAT YOU TOLD
ME THE PARENTS WERE SAYING. >> Guillermo: SAYING, THAT GUY
IS MAL TERRIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OF WEED? >> MY WEED SMELLS GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. WOW, BOY.
YOU AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE GAME, THAT'S GOT TO BE A SIGHT.
I BET WHEN THAT ICE CREAM COMES AROUND, YOU WERE AT THE FRONT F
THE LINE. >> I DO HIT UP THE CONCESSION
STAND A LOT, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.
BUT IT'S FUN, MAN. I LOVE BEING WITH THE KIDS,
COACHING MY SON ON. I COACHED LAST YEAR.
BUT I GOT A LITTLE BIT BUSIER THIS TIME.
BUT IT'S REALLY, REALLY FUN TO JUST HANG OUT.
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT, YEAH, BEING AT HOME FOR A
LONG PERIOD OF TIME. >> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> EXACTLY. MAN, IT'S A BLAST.
AND THEY'RE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SO, YOU KNOW, SHOWING UP
SMELLING LIKE POT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
GIVING THEM THOSE GOOD OLD MEMORIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT? [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE PICTURE YOU POSTED, YOU AND YOUR MOM,
AND WE CAN SEE NOW THERE'S SOME SMOKE HAPPENING THERE.
>> YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: NOW YOUR MOM -- DID
SHE INTRODUCE YOU TO CANNABIS? >> I THINK EVERYBODY'S PARENTS
KIND OF INTRODUCED THEM. >> Jimmy: NOT MINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE I'M FROM.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY. >> NO, MY MOM IS SUPER CHILL.
I CALL HER HOOD. BUT YOU KNOW, SHE DOWN TO EARTH.
SHE GREW UP IN THE '70s. YOU KNOW, LISTENING TO P. FUNK
AND ALL OF THAT. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH?
>> THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF P. FUNK IN THE CRIB.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE. HEY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, GOT TO
PUT A LITTLE. GOT TO PUT A PACIFIER AND SOME
P. FUNK. "P" STANDS FOR "PACIFIER" IN THE
CRIB. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ARE PART OF A MIXED MARTIAL ARTS LEAGUE?
>> CO-OWNER, ONE OF THE ARTISTIC DIRECTORS WHEN IT COMES TO THE
MUSIC AND WHERE WE'RE GOING WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT SIDE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE?
>> PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE. >> Jimmy: NOT A CATCHY NAME FOR
A LEAGUE. >> PFL FOR SHORT, THAT'S FUN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PFL IS FINE.
YOU'RE LIKE, WHAT IS THE MOST GENERIC NAME WE COULD COME UP
FOR THIS PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE BUT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU
DO. YOU DO MIXED MARTIAL ARTS?
>> I DO MMA FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING
PEOPLE, YOU'RE TRAINING? >> NO, JUST TRAINING.
IT'S NOT FOR SPORT -- WELL, IT IS FOR SPORT, BUT IT'S NOT FOR
COMPETITIVENESS. I'M JUST TRAINING TO STAY IN
SHAPE AND STAY SHARP. >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH DO YOU DO,
HOW OFTEN? >> I GO EVERY DAY.
>> Jimmy: EVERY DAY? >> FIVE DAYS A WEEK, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU DANGEROUS? IF THERE WERE TO BE -- IF
SOMEONE WERE TO LEAP OUT AT US, YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM?
>> I WOULD CATCH THEM, HOLD THEM LIKE A BABY.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAWS PLAUSE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING SOME ACTING, TOO.
YOU'RE DOING VOICE-OVER ON "DUNCANVILLE."
ALSO YOU ARE PART OF "DICKINSON."
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU LIKE IN
ACTING IN THEATER OR ANYTHING WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
>> NOT LIKE PROFESSIONAL. I DID LIKE TALENT SHOWS, LITTLE
ART STUFF AROUND SCHOOL. MY DAD HAD ME IN SOME ACTING
PROGRAMS. I WAS ALWAYS INTO IT, BUT I
NEVER TOOK IT THAT SERIOUS, THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU DO PLAYS OR ANYTHING?
>> ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT PLAYS DID YOU DO?
>> I WAS IN THIS PROGRAM CALLED THE STAR PROGRAM.
I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT IT STOOD FOR.
WE WROTE OUR OWN PLAYS, THINGS LIKE THAT.
IT WAS COOL. >> Jimmy: YOU DID, OH.
I GUESS THE STAR PROGRAM WORKED BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHOUT-OUT TO THE STAR
PROGRAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SHOUT-OUT TO THE STAR PROGRAM.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE PART OF THE TAYLOR GANG.
I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT. >> YO.
>> Jimmy: ARE THERE MEETINGS THAT I CAN COME TO?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> 100%, A TAYLOR GANG SIGN IN
THE SKY WHEN YOU SMOKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY. I'LL REPORT BACK TO THE CAPTAIN.
"DUNCANVILLE" AIRS MONDAY NIGHTS ON FOX.
AND THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE SEASON IS UNDER WAY,
ESPN2 AND ESPN PLUS. WIZ KHALIFA, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE BACK WITH JACKSON
BROWNE! >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: THIS IS HIS 15th
ALBUM,“DOWNHILL FROM EVERYWHERE”
IT COMES OUT JULY 23rd. FROM THE HILLS OF LAUREL CANYON
WITH THE SONG“MY CLEVELAND HEART” JACKSON BROWNE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE
A FEW CHANGES RIGHT AWAY ♪ ♪ THE WAY I LEAP
AND THE WAY I FALL ♪ ♪ THE WAY I NEED
SOMEBODY ELSE'S EYES TO SEE ME ♪
♪ THE WAY I NEED ANYONE AT ALL ♪
♪ BUT I EXPECT THE REAL CHANGES TO START ♪
♪ WHEN I FINALLY GET MY CLEVELAND HEART ♪
♪ THEY'RE MADE TO TAKE A BASHIN' ♪
♪ AND NEVER LOSE THEIR PASSION ♪
♪ THEY NEVER BREAK THEY DON'T EVEN BEAT ♪
♪ AND THEY DON'T ACHE THEY JUST PLUG IN
AND SHINE ♪ ♪ DON'T MAKE MISTAKES
AND THEY DON'T KNOW DEFEAT ♪
♪ LIKE MY HEART MAKES LIKE THIS BROKEN
HEART OF MINE ♪ ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN WALKIN'
THAT BROKEN LINE BETWEEN ♪ ♪ THE WAY LIFE IS
AND THE WAY IT SEEMS ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN STRANDED
ON THAT ENDLESS STRAIGHTAWAY ♪
♪ BETWEEN THE TRUTH AND MY WILDEST DREAMS ♪
♪ BUT I WILL NO LONGER NEED TO TELL THEM APART ♪
♪ WHEN I'VE FINALLY GOT MY CLEVELAND HEART ♪
♪ THEY JUST KEEP ON HOPIN' AND STAY SO BIG AND OPEN ♪
♪ THEY NEVER BREAK THEY DON'T EVEN BEAT ♪
♪ AND THEY DON'T ACHE THEY JUST PLUG IN
AND SHINE ♪ ♪ DON'T MAKE MISTAKES
AND THEY DON'T KNOW DEFEAT ♪
♪ LIKE MY HEART MAKES LIKE THIS BROKEN
HEART OF MINE ♪ ♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THANKS TO PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, JAMES PATTERSON,
WIZ KHALIFA, JACKSON BROWNE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
“NIGHTLIN” IS NEXT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
WE HOPE YOU DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.
GOODNIGHT.