>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT, LIAM NEESON, GUGU MBATHA-RAW, AND MUSIC FROM
T-PAIN & KEHLANI. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: HELLO. OH, HEY!
SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I WAS JUST
STANDING BACK THERE, THEN -- I'M SAY MY NAME, RIGHT?T WHEN THEY -
[ LAUGHTER ] HI, EVERYONE, I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON DAY ONE OF JOE BIDEN'S EUROPEAN
VACATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST JOINT -- JAUNT -- FIRST JOINT.
HE GOT REALLY HIGH ON AIR FORCE ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO PICTURE BIDEN ON
AIR FORCE ONE. HE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY
WHO TRAVELS WITH A NECK PILLOW AND SPENDS THE WHOLE FLIGHT
TALKING TO THE STEWARDESS ABOUT HIS FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN
CINCINNATI OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
JOE BIDEN IS IN EUROPE FOR HIS FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP.
HIS ITINERARY IS PACKED. EIGHT DAYS.
THREE COUNTRIES. NO MALARKEY.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO
STOP IN MALARKEY, BUT THEY DECIDED NO.
RIGHT NOW, BIDEN IS IN ENGLAND. AND, UNLIKE THE LAST TIME A
PRESIDENT VISITED, THIS TIME, WHEN HE RINGS THE DOORBELL, THE
QUEEN WON'T HAVE TO PRETEND SHE'S NOT HOME.
"THE QUEEN'S NOT HERE! THE QUEEN WENT TO THE MALL!"
[ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN WILL MEET WITH THE QUEEN
ON SUNDAY. AND HE IS SCHEDULED TO HAVE A
PRIVATE MEETING IN GENEVA NEXT WEEK WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN.
I HOPE HE BRINGS HIS DOG, MAJOR, TO THAT ONE.
THAT'S THE RUSSIAN PEE TAPE I REALLY WANT TO SEE.
[ LAUGHTER ] JOE BIDEN IS HOPING TO REPAIR
SOME OF THE DAMAGE TRUMP DID TO OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR
ALLIES. HE'S CALLING THIS THE "LESS
SHOVIN', MORE LOVIN'" TOUR. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S EXCITING FOR AMERICA. IT'S LIKE INTRODUCING OUR NEW
FIANÉE TO ALL OUR FRIENDS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T BEEN AS
CLOSE OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS BECAUSE OUR EX WAS A LOUD, LYING
CHEATER WHO NEVER PICKED UP THE CHECK, BUT NOW WE'VE GOT A NEW
GUY. HE'S A LITTLE BORING, HE'S NOT
EXACTLY GEORGE CLOONEY, BUT HE TREATS US WELL, AND HE DOESN'T
THROW STARBURST FRUIT CHEWS AT THE OTHER WORLD LEADERS.
SO IT SHOULD BE NICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE NEWS COVERAGE OF BIDEN'S
TRIP GOT OFF TO A BUMPY START. THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS PLANE WAS
DELAYED ALMOST SEVEN HOURS BECAUSE A SWARM OF CICADAS FLEW
INTO THE ENGINE. OF THE PLANE.
IF THIS WAS A MOVIE, THE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A
CABIN IN THE WOODS TO CONVINCE SULLY SULLENBERG TORE DO ONE
LAST JOB. [ LAUGHTER ]
THESE POOR CICADAS, THEY COME OUT ONCE EVERY 17 YEARS, THEY'RE
LIKE, "HEY GUYS!" AND WE'RE LIKE "GROSS!
GET AWAY FROM US!" THEY'RE LIKE, "BUT WE JUST WANT
TO GO CHECK OUT THE ENGINE OF THIS PLANE."
AND THEY'RE SO OUT OF TOUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABOVE-GROUND SINCE 2004, AND IT SHOWS.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS ONE. ED HARDY SHIRT, VON DUTCH HAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S USING A BLACKBERRY.
WEARING ONE OF THOSE LIVE STRONG BRACELETS.
IT'S EMBARRASSING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AS IF COVID AND THE CICADAS WEREN'T ENOUGH, HEALTH OFFICIALS
ARE NOW SAYING WE COULD BE HEADED FOR THE WORSTFLU SEASON
EVER. REMEMBER THE FLU?
I MISS THE FLU. BARELY ANYONE GOT THE FLU THIS
YEAR, BECAUSE OF ALL THE MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCING, BUT NOW
THAT THINGS ARE OPENING UP, THEY'RE SAYING IT MAY RETURN
"WITH A VENGEANCE." I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S SO MAD
ABOUT. WE HAD A LITTLE THING WITH
ANOTHER VIRUS. CALM DOWN!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE GOOD NEWS, AT LEAST ON THE
COVID FRONT, IS THAT VACCINES FOR CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS
6 MONTHS OLD ARE EXPECTED TO BE AVAILABLE IN THE FALL.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR PARENTS, MOST KIDS ARE ANTI-VAXXERS.
NAME ONE TODDLER WHO EVER WILLINGLY GOT A SHOT.
THERE AREN'T ANY. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A
LOLLIPOP LOTTERY. RIGHT NOW, OUR VACCINES ARE AT
RISK OF GOING TO WASTE. MILLIONS OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON
VACCINES EXPIRE AT THE END OF THE MONTH, AND OUR GOVERNMENT IS
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM. THREE MONTHS AGO, WE WOULD HAVE
SOLD A KIDNEY TO GET A VACCINE. NOW IT'S LIKE THEY'RE BED BATH
AND BEYOND COUPONS OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
PART OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF ANTI-VAXHOLES
GOING AROUND INFECTING OUR MINDS WITH GARBAGE.
LIKE "DOCTOR" SHERRI TENPENNY. WHO APPEARED YESTERDAY BEFORE
THE OHIO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES HEALTH COMMITTEE
TO CLAIM, AMONG OTHER UNTRUE THINGS THAT THE VACCINE SOMEHOW
TURNS HUMANS INTO MAGNETS. >> THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE
LONG SUSPECTED THAT THERE WAS SOME SORT OF AN INTERFACE, YET
TO BE DEFINED, AN INTERFACE, BETWEEN WHAT'S BEING INJECTED IN
THESE SHOTS AND ALL OF THE 5G TOWERS.
NOT PROVEN YET. BUT I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN THE
PICTURES ALL OVER THE INTERNET OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THESE
SHOTS, NOW THEY'RE MAGNETIZED. PUT A KEY ON THEIR FOREHEADS, IT
STICKS. PUT SPOONS AND FORKS ALL OVER
THEM, IT STICKS. NOW WE THINK THERE'S A METAL
PIECE TO THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'D THINK 5G WAS A
SCAM IF NO ONE WANTED TO CALL YOU ON THE PHONE.
[ LAUGHTER ] DR. TENPENNY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
TO WEIGH IN WITH HER TEN CENTS. THE HOUSE IN OHIO GOT A
LIVE DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HUMAN MAGNETISM WORKS.
>> YES, VACCINES DO HARM PEOPLE. BY THE WAY, SO I JUST FOUND OUT
SOMETHING WHEN I WAS ON LUNCH, AND I WANT TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DR. TENPENNY'S TESTIMONY ABOUT
MAGNETIC VACCINE CRYSTALS. SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND OUT.
SO I HAVE A KEY AND A BOBBY PIN HERE.
EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE KEY STICKS TO ME.
IT STICKS TO MY NECK, TOO. YEAH, SO IF SOMEBODY CAN EXPLAIN
THIS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. ANY QUESTIONS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YES, I HAVE A QUESTION.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS AND HOW CAN WE SAVE THEM FROM YOU?
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
RIGHT, GUILLERMO? SO THE OLYMPICS OF SUPPOSED TO
START NEXT MONTH IN TOKYO. WHETHER THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN WANT
THEM TO OR NOT. IT WOULD SEEM THEY DO NOT WANT
THEM TO. NOT A LOT OF VACCINATION
HAPPENING THERE BUT THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING FORWARD ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW I HAVE WANTED TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS EVER
SINCE LIONEL RICHIE CLOSED THE OLYMPICS WITH "ALL NIGHT LONG"
AT THE CLOSING CEREMONIES IN '84.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN
HOME BAKING BANANA BREAD, GUILLERMO AND I HAVE BEEN IN
TRAINING, SERIOUS TRAINING. WE LEARNED TO SPEED WALK, WE DID
CARTWHEELS, KIND OF, WITH GABBY DOUGLAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WHILE THOSE DID NOT WORK OUT
AT ALL, WE ARE VERY UPBEAT ABOUT OUR NEWFOUND ABILITY TO FENCE!
>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS? >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD, NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THESE THINGS, THIS IS LOADED.
>> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR HAVING US
HERE AT THE FENCE INTERESTING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A CENTER
FOR FENCING. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE ENOUGH
PEOPLE TO FILL A CENTER. >> YEAH, BRO, THEY'VE GOT THEM
ALL OVER THE PLACE -- >> Jimmy: IS BRAUX SOME KIND OF
A FENCING TERM? >> IT'S FROM THE FRENCH TERM.
>> Guillermo: THIS COMES FROM FRENCH?
>> WE'VE GOT IT ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THE U.S. IS RANKED NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD GOING INTO THE
OLYMPICS. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE MEDALED IN THE
OLYMPICS? >> YES, TWO MEDALS IN RIO.
ONE SILVER IN INDIVIDUAL, ONE BRONZE IN TEAM.
WE JUST WON THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 2019 AS A TEAM.
WHY DON'T I BRING MY TEAMMATE IN, NICK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BRING IN NICK. WHAT'S UP, BRAUX?
>> WHAT'S UP? >> Jimmy: WHY IS IT CALLING
FENCING? >> IT COME IS FROM THE FRENCH
WORD ESCREEN. >> Jimmy: ICE CREAM?
>> EXACTLY. >> Guillermo: WHERE I COME FROM,
THEY SAY FENCING, YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP THE FENCE.
THIS IS A FANCY SPORT, RIGHT? >> THIS IS A GREAT, BIG --
>> Jimmy: LIKE GEORGE'S AT THE COMEDY STORE.
SO IT'S A FRENCH THING. IT GOES BACK A LONG TIME.
IT HAS, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, NO PRACTICAL USE NOW?
>> IF THERE'S A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WE'RE PROBABLY
PRETTY WELL SUITED WITH A MACHETE OR SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK SO, YEAH, YOU'D HAVE TO SWITCH TO
MACHETE. IS MACHETE PART OF THE SPORT?
>> WE USE THOSE IN MEXICO. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP? HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS?
>> FIRST THING, WE'LL TEACH YOU THE EN GARDE STANCE.
YOU PUT YOUR FEET AT 9 DEGREES LIKE THIS.
THEN JUST BRING YOUR FRONT FOOT TO LIKE ABOUT SHOULDER WIDTH.
LIKE THAT. THEN BEND YOUR KNEES A LITTLE
BIT. PERFECT.
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE NATURALS ALREADY.
IF YOU WANT TO GO FORWARD, YOU DO SOMETHING CALLED AN ADVANCE.
STEP FORWARD, BRING YOUR BACK FOOT.
ONE, YEAH, THEN BOOM, EXACTLY. THE OPPOSITE WOULD BE A RETREAT.
THEN THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS WHEN YOU'RE READY TO TRY AND
ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT, YOU DO SOMETHING CALLED A LUNGE.
YOU JUST GO -- LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: SEEN THAT IN THE
MOVIES. >> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO KNOW. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR
SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER DONE A LUNGE BEFORE?
WHICH COUNTRY IS THE BEST AT FENCING?
>> RIGHT NOW WE'RE RANKED NUMBER ONE AS A TEAM.
>> Guillermo: WHAT ABOUT LATINOS, ARE THEY OKAY?
>> THEY SEND A GUY TO OUR EVENT, I MIGHT END UP MATCHING UP WITH
HIM, 50/50 CHANCE. >> Guillermo: HE DOESN'T HAVE NO
CHANCE. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A WHOLE
DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF FENCING. HOW'S THAT BIT GO?
>> Guillermo: LET'S GO FENCING, WE JUMP THE FENCE AND THAT'S IT.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL WORK IT OUT. THIS IS INTERESTING.
THERE'S A PLUG THAT GOES INTO -- IS THIS THE SWORD?
>> THE FOIL, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD, LIKE AN
ELECTRIC BLANKET OR SOMETHING. >> EXACTLY, AN ELECTRIC VEST.
IT WILL TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT YOU HIT THE TARGET.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 3 >> FROM THERE IT WILL HOOK UP TO
THE BACK OF YOUR LEMAY INTO ONE OF THESE REELS.
>> Jimmy: OH, ACTUALLY CONNECTED.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CONNECTED.
>> NOW WE'RE HOOKED UP TO ELECTRICITY.
AND THAT -- >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, YOU SEE
THE POINT? >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT.
IF IT STARTS RAINING, WE WILL DIE, WE WILL FRY?
>> THAT'S WHY WE'RE INDOORS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BREUX,
LET'S DO THIS, BREUX. HOW DID YOU GUYS GET INTO THIS?
>> ACTUALLY KIND OF A COINCIDENCE, BUT BOTH OUR
PARENTS ARE COACHES. >> MY DAD WAS A THREE-TIME
OLYMPIAN FOR THE U.S. TEAM. >> Jimmy: SO IT RUNS IN YOUR
FAMILY. >> I GUESS SO, YEAH.
MY SISTER ALSO JUST QUALIFIED FOR HER FIRST OLYMPIC GAMES.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT RUNS IN MY FAMILY?
ECZEMA. OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS.
♪ ♪ SNOES
. >> Jimmy: WHOA.
IT'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT, I HAVE TO SAY.
>> Guillermo: YEAH. ♪
[ BEEP ] >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU CONSIDER
YOURSELVES TO BE SWASH BUCKLERS? >> NO, WE WOULD NOT.
>> Jimmy: NO? TOUCHED A NERVE THERE, I THINK.
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY SAY "TOUCHE"?
>> YOU SAY "TOOSH." >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT TOUCHE?
>> UNLESS MY FRENCH IS COMPLETELY WRONG.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO START A FENCING FAN CLUB CALLED "THE
TOUCHEBAGS." >> ARE YOU READY, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: I'M READY. >> FENCE!
[ BEEPING ] >> Jimmy: OH, I THINK THE FACT
THAT MY ARM IS 8 INCHES LONGER THAN HIS IS GOING TO BE A BIT OF
AN ADVANTAGE. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE
CRAFTY, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: SUPER FAST.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SUPER FAST. >> READY?
FENCE. ♪
[ BEEPING ]
>> OH, JIMMY! FENCE.
♪ ♪
>> Guillermo: HEY, BUT I TOUCHED HIM FIRST!
>> YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HIT HIM HARDER.
>> Guillermo: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DROP HIM.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT FOR THIS ONE WE HAVE OUR GRAPHICS TEAM
MAKE THESE INTO LIGHTSABERS? WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME?
>> IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT. >> Jimmy: WE DO.
♪ >> Jimmy: ARRGH!
YOU CHOPPED MY HAND OFF! >> Guillermo: NO!
>> Jimmy: AND -- SCENE. [ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, WELL. FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU THINK IT'S
TOO LATE FOR TO US MAKE THE TEAM?
>> I MEAN -- WE JUST SOLIDIFIED OUR TEAM NOT THAT LONG AGO.
>> Jimmy: SO WE SHOULD FOCUS ON 2024?
>> YEAH, HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE COMPETING WITH US FOR 2024.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS, GUYS. WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU AT THE
OLYMPICS NOW. THIS IS EXCITING.
TO KNOW SOMEBODY, TO BE ABLE TO PUT A FACE TO THIS.
>> APPRECIATE THAT. >> Guillermo: AND GOOD LUCK,
GUYS. >> THANK YOU.
>> Guillermo: IT'S GOOD, IT'S FAST, I LIKE IT NOW.
YOU GUYS ARE FAST. YOU GUYS ARE UP AND IN -- IT'S
GOOD. >> Jimmy: GREAT DESCRIPTION OF
IT. GUIL
GUILLERMO, YOU HAD FUN? >> Guillermo: YEAH, I HAD A LOT
OF FUN, NOW I LEARNED WHAT FENCING MEANS.
>> Jimmy: WHERE YOU COME FROM, IT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, WHERE I COME FROM -- WHERE I COME FROM,
FENCING IS WHERE YOU JUMP THE FENCE WITH A BORDER.
OKAY. IN MEXICO, WE USE MACHETE TO
FIGHT. NOT A FOIL.
THESE ARE FENCING JOKES. WELL, GUYS, I'M GETTING THE
LIGHT. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW MARVEL SERIES
"LOKI," GUGU MBHATA-RAW IS WITH US.
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LIAM NEESON.
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MARVEL SERIES "LOKI" ON DISNEY+,
GUGU MBHATA-RAW IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER, TWO TALENTS JOIN FORCES TO BRING US ONE NEW SONG
CALLED "I LIKE DAT," MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] TOMORROW NIGHT, TWO MORE TALENTS
JOINING FORCES. PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND
JAMES PATTERSON, WIZ KHALIFA AND MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE.
PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT. [ APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A GREAT ACTOR WHO GOT AN OSCAR NOMINATION FOR
PLAYING A GUY NAMED OSKAR. WHICH IS KIND OF AWESOME.
HE HAS BATTLED BATMAN, SITH, AND KIDNAPPERS GALORE.
NEXT, HE DRIVES AN 18-WHEELER OVER LOTS OF FROZEN WATER IN
"THE ICE ROAD." >> YOU OKAY, PAL?
[ SOUND OF ICE CRACKING ] >> Jimmy: OH-OH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "THE ICE ROAD" DEBUTS ON NETFLIX
JUNE 25th. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO LIAM NEESON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, THERE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY, JIMMY. JUST FINE, HOW'S YOURSELF?
>> Jimmy: I'M SO GLAD YOU SURVIVED THAT.
I ASSUMED THE CRACKING WAS COMING RIGHT AT YOU, YET THERE
YOU, ARE WARM AND COMFORTABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WAS THINKING THERE'S A FISH UNDERNEATH, JIMMY, I'M SURE YOU
WERE TOO. >> Jimmy: I'M ALWAYS THINKING
ABOUT THAT, THOSE FISH. IN FACT, JUST THIS MORNING, THIS
AFTERNOON, MY WIFE WAS SAYING, WE HAVE TO CUT THE MASKS IN HALF
AFTER WE USE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE CHOKING FISH.
I SAID, THEY'RE NOT CHOKING TROUT, ARE THEY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A POINT.
>> Jimmy: HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
I WONDER ABOUT THIS. YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH.
YOU'RE VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL. VERY, VERY WEALTHY.
VERY POWERFUL. ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
WHEN YOU'RE READING A SCRIPT AND THE SCRIPT CALLS FOR YOU TO BE
ON A FROZEN LAKE IN CANADA FOR I GUESS LIKE AT LEAST A MONTH,
PROBABLY, DO YOU LOOK AT IT AND GO, HM, DO I WANT TO DO THAT?
DO I WANT TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF FOR A MONTH?
>> YEAH, THERE'S -- YOU KNOW, I WAS BROUGHT UP AN IRISH
CATHOLIC, JIMMY. SOMETHING IN ME LIKES TO BE, YOU
KNOW, PUNISHING MYSELF, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> I PRACTICE SOME OF THIS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD OF
THIS GUY WINHOFF. >> Jimmy: YES, YES.
>> SITS IN ICEWATER, BREATHES VERY DEEPLY.
MY SON IS VERY INTO IT, HE'S GOT ME INTO IT TOO.
SO THIS WAS A TEST, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THERE IS A SCENE IN
THE MOVIE IN WHICH THERE'S A HOLE.
I'M NOT RUINING ANYTHING, I HOPE, WHEN I SAY THIS.
WHEN YOUR CHARACTER DIVES INTO A HOLE TO RESCUE HIS PARTNER.
AND IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU'RE DIVING INTO THAT HOLE FOR REAL.
>> YES. YES, WE DID.
AND IT WAS -- IT WAS INCREDIBLY COLD.
WE DID HAVE DRY SUITS ON. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH?
>> BUT WE STILL HAD TO STAY UNDERWATER FOR A GOOD 10, 12
SECONDS SO THAT THE WATER SURFACE WAS SMOOTH AGAIN.
AND THEN WE WOULD BURST UP THROUGH IT.
AND GOD FORGIVE ME, WHEN I WAS UNDERWATER, I COULDN'T -- I KNEW
WHAT I HAD TO DO. THEY CALLED "ACTION."
I COULDN'T HELP THINKING OF "TITANIC," THE PEOPLE WHO DIED
IN "THE TITANIC." IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO QUICK.
WE HAD, AT THE SIDE OF THIS ICE, THEY HAD BUILT A WHOLE HOT TUB
FOR US. SO WHEN WE WERE FINISHED WITH
THE SCENE, WE COULD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THIS HOT TUB.
YOU KNOW, FULL COSTUME, JUST WARM UP.
BUT IT WAS COLD, IT WAS COLD. >> Jimmy: DID THEY TEST THAT OUT
ON SOMEONE THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH ON THE SET, BEFORE THEY PUT
YOU IN THERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY TESTED IT. >> Jimmy: THEY TESTED IT, YEAH.
>> ICE WRANGLERS, PEOPLE LIKE THAT YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: ICE WRANGLERS, WOW. >> ICE WRANGLERS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A JOB THAT IS. IS THAT -- IS THAT THE MOST
DIFFICULT OR UNPLEASANT STUNT YOU'VE EVER HAD TO DO?
>> YOU KNOW, I DID -- IT'S FUNNY.
I'VE JUST REMEMBERED. I DID A SCENE WITH CHRISTIAN
BALE IN "BATMAN BEGINS." 14, 15 YEARS AGO.
IN ICELAND. AND WE WERE HAVING -- I WAS
TEACHING HIM HOW TO FIGHT WITH THESE LITTLE SWORDS.
AND WE WERE LITERALLY FIGHTING AT THE BASE OF THIS HUGE GLACIER
THAT HAD A POND OF ICE AT THE FRONT.
AND WE HAD ICE WRANGLERS. AND SO CHRISTIAN AND I WOULD BE
ON -- DOING OUR DIALOGUE, FIGHTING AND STUFF.
AND SUDDENLY THE ICE WRANGLER WOULD STOP, "EVERYBODY OFF THE
ICE." WE'D ALL COME OFF VERY QUICK.
AND THIS DPGLACIER WOULD MOVE MAYBE TWO INCHES.
AND THE NOISE THAT CAME UP THROUGH THE EARTH, AND SEEING
THIS ICE BUCKLE AND THEN SETTLE AGAIN, WAS -- VERY, VERY
FRIGHTENING. AND THEN THEY'D SAY, "OKAY, GO
BACK ON THE ICE AGAIN." SO CHRISTIAN AND I WOULD BE
LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?
>> Jimmy: SO THIS PHRASE THAT WE'VE HEARD ALL OUR LIVES ABOUT
THINGS MOVING AT A GLACIAL PACE IS NOT PARTICULARLY SLOW?
IT SOUNDS LIKE IF IT'S MOVING TWO INCHES EVERY SCENE, THE
GLACIERS MIGHT BE HERE SOON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, YEAH. THAT PARTICULAR GLACIER.
IT'S FUNNY, IF YOU SEE THE FILM, IT LOOKS AS IF IT'S CGI,
ESPECIALLY NOWADAYS BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT THAT CGI STUFF DOWN.
BUT THIS WAS A REAL GLACIER. AND IT WAS A REAL FROZEN POND.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE ANNOYING WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING
FOR REAL, YOU DO IT PRACTICALLY, THEN PEOPLE ASSUME IT MUST HAVE
BEEN A SPECIAL EFFECT OF SOME KIND.
>> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
YOU GO AROUND THE THEATERS AND GO, "BY THE WAY, EVERYBODY, THAT
WAS REAL, I DID THAT! BACK TO YOUR MOVIE."
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU SAID THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE IT,
YOU WERE DONE DOING ACTION MOVIES, YOU WERE GOING TO DO, I
GUESS, INACTION MOVIES FROM NOW ON.
IS THAT TRUE? >> I HAVE A COUPLE MORE ACTION
MOVIES UP MY SLEEVE. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I HAVE ASKED FOR A ZIMMER
FRAME THAT'S BEEN REALLY KITED OUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE A JAMES BOND
FILM. BUT YEAH, THERE'S A COUPLE MORE
IN THE OFFING, JAMES. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I THINK IT WILL BE FUN IF YOU NEVER STOP DOING THEM -- IN
FACT, MAYBE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TAKE A 25-YEAR BREAK FROM
DOING THEM, THEN START WHEN YOU HIT 90 OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] REALLY KICK IT BACK UP AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
MORE -- WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH LIAM NEESON WHEN WE
RETURN, AND WE WILL RETURN RIGHT AFTER THIS, BE RIGHT BACK.
♪ >> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK.
GUGU MBHATA-RAW AND MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI ARE COMING UP.
LIAM NEESON, THE MAN WHO TAUGHT BATMAN TO FIGHT, IS WITH US
RIGHT NOW. LIAM, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID THAT
YOU GOT A COUPLE MORE ACTION MOVIES UP YOUR SLEEVE.
I WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANY "STAR WARS" TV SHOWS UP YOUR SLEEVE?
BECAUSE OBEY ONE KENOBI IS IN PROGRESS RIGHT NOW.
I WONDER IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THAT?
>> YES, I HEARD EWAN McGREGOR WAS GOING TO DO A SERIES.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO.
I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED. THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU HAVE OR
HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED ABOUT IT?
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED, I HAVEN'T.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, INTERESTING. BECAUSE THE THING IS, YOU'RE
SUCH A GOOD ACTOR, YOU COULD EASILY BE LYING AND WE WOULD
HAVE NO IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, SO THAT'S A NO, YOU SAY NO
ON THAT. YOU HAVE PLAYED OVER THE COURSE
OF YOUR CAREER MANY, MANY MURDERERS, I GUESS.
FOR THE MOST PART, MOST OF THE CHARACTERS WERE MURDERING FOR
SOME GREATER GOOD. BUT MANY, MANY MURDERS.
AND I WAS WONDERING, IF I QUIZZED YOU, IF YOU WOULD BE
ABLE TO IDENTIFY WHETHER OR NOT YOUR CHARACTER MURDERED SOMEBODY
IN THE WAY I DESCRIBE. OKAY?
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO DESCRIBE A HOMICIDE, YOU TELL ME IF YOU DID
IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN NAME THE MOVIE, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. START OFF REAL EASY.
HAVE YOU EVER ENDED SOMEONE'S LIFE WITH A LIGHTSABER?
>> YES. >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT.
"STAR WARS: PHANTOM MENACE." WHAT'S THAT?
>> ROBOTS, THEY WERE ROBOTS. >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE ROBOTS,
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. TECHNICALITY.
HAVE YOU THROWN SOMEONE FROM AN AIRPLANE?
TO THEIR DEATH? >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'D HAVE TO SAY YES, BUT I CAN'T
REMEMBER. >> Jimmy: OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR
ANSWER, THEN? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT, YOU HAVE NOT THROWN SOMEONE FROM AN
AIRPLANE. [ APPLAUSE ]
MOST PEOPLE HAVE AN IMMEDIATE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] HAVE YOU CRUSHED SOMEONE BY
STUFFING THEM UP A MANHOLE? >> YOU MEAN DOWN A MANHOLE?
>> Jimmy: PUSHED UP THE MANHOLE. >> OH, PUSHED UP A MANHOLE?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, NO. >> Jimmy: HM, WELL.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIDEOTAPE.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T?
>> OH, OH! >> Jimmy: YOU DID DO THAT, THAT
WAS "DARK MAN." >> THAT WAS 1989.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE.
HAVE YOU ELIMINATED SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOOR?
>> YES, I THINK I HAVE, A FEW TIMES.
>> Jimmy: YES. THAT IS FROM "TAKEN."
HAVE YOU PUSHED AN INDIVIDUAL IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN?
>> YES. >> Jimmy: OH -- THE ANSWER IS
NO. NO, NO, NO.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF IT?
>> IT'S JUST LAST WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I FORGOT, I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED, NO PERSONAL
QUESTIONS. HAVE YOU KILLED A PERSON WITH A
COAT RACK? >> A COAT RACK?
NO. >> Jimmy: HM?
YES, "TAKEN 2." HAVE YOU CRUSHED SOMEONE DEAD IN
A HELICOPTER? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: "DARK MAN" AGAIN. >> IT'S -- I -- IT'S 32 YEARS
AGO, MAN, WHAT CAN I SAY? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE FINAL
QUESTION. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN WHILE
HE WAS SITTING ON A TOILET? >> YES.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, THAT WAS "JURASSIC PARK,"
THAT WAS NOT YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A DIFFERENT GUY.
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. "THE ICE RODE" PREMIERED JUNE
25th ON NETFLIX. THE GREAT LIAM NEESON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, LIAM.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH GUGU MBHATA-RAW.
>> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI IS ON THE WAY.
FIRST, WHENEVER I NEED STYLE ADVICE, I ONLY TRUST ONE SOURCE,
THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO'S ALWAYS GOT A HELPFUL, TRENDY
TIP, THAT'S MY PAL GUILLERMO. NOW HE'S PASSING HIS SECRETS ON
TO YOU. >> Guillermo: WHAT'S UP,
EVERYONE? I'M GUILLERMO AND THESE ARE MY
MUFFS. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
YOU WANT TO KEEP IT CUTE? COCOA BUTTER.
I LOVE SMELLING LIKE CHOCOLATE. WHAT ELSE CAN I WANT?
NEXT UP, MY FAVORITE SNACK, CHOCOLATE.
YOU GOT TO TRY CHOCOLATE ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
I WEAR THIS WHEN I'M AT MY BOOK CLUB.
I CALL THEM MY CHEATERS. BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE.
SOOTHING RELIEF, COOLING SPRAY, BY PREPARATION H.
IT'S ALL ABOUT BACK THERE CARE. SOOTHING RELIEF COOLING SPRAY,
COOL AND CARE FOR YOUR BACKSIDE. LOOK HOW EASY IT IS TO APPLY.
NEXT UP, MY CELL PHONE. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT.
>> Dicky: PREPARATION H SOOTHING RELIEF COOLING SPRAY.
QUICKLY SOOTHES AND COOLS DISCOMFORT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HI, THERE, WELCOME BACK.
MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI IS ON THE WAY.
LOOK OUT JUDY, MATHIS, AND JOE BROWN, THERE'S A NEW TV
JUDGE ON THE BENCH. OUR NEXT GUEST PLAYS THE
NO-NONSENSE JUDGE RENSLAYER OF THE TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY ON
THE MUCH-ANTICIPATED NEW MARVEL TV SHOW, "LOKI."
>> VARIANT L-130, AKA LOKI, IS CHARGED WITH SEQUENCE VIOLATION
72089. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
>> HA HA. MADAM, A GOD DOESN'T PLEAD.
LOOK, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY ENJOYABLE PANTOMIME, BUT I'D
LIKE TO GO HOME NOW. >> ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY,
SIR? >> GUILTY OF BEING THE GOD OF
MISCHIEF, YES. GUILTY OF FINDING ALL THIS
INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS, YES. GUILTY OF A CRIME AGAINST THE
SACRED TIMELINE? ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU HAVE TH
WRONG PERSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: "LOKI" IS ON DISNEY+ NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME GUGU MBHATA-RAW. HI, GUGU, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M WELL, THANKS, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
>> I'M IN QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: OH, NO.
>> YEAH. I'M IN VANCOUVER ON DAY 12 OF 14
DAYS OF QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: OH, THE ENTRY
QUARANTINE, I SEE. WHEN YOU GO INTO CANADA, YOU
HAVE TO BE INCARCERATED, BASICALLY.
>> PRETTY MUCH. I'VE BEEN IN THIS LITTLE GRAY
BOX FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS. YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE IN LIKE AN APARTMENT OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN A
HOTEL FOR THE FIRST THREE DAYS. THEN YOU HAVE YOUR TEST.
THEN IF YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KIND OF GO TO YOUR YOU -
APARTMENT. SO THAT'S WHERE I AM.
>> Jimmy: WOW. AND DO YOU PICK THE HOTEL THAT
YOU STAY IN? DO THEY PUT YOU IN WHATEVER
HOTEL THEY FEEL HIKE? LIKE?
>> THERE'S A LIST. THEY CAN CHECK UP ON YOU ONCE
YOU MOVE TO YOUR APARTMENT. SO I SHOULD JUST SAY, YOU KNOW,
IF THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR FROM THE QUARANTINE POLICE, I AM
LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TAKE IT AND LET THEM KNOW I'M HERE.
>> Jimmy: HAVE THEY CHECKED IN THE 12 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN THERE?
>> NOT YET. I KEEP WAITING.
YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HEAR THEY SEND
MOUNTIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY RIDE UP ON THEIR HORSES. WOW, IT'S KIND OF A BUMMER THAT
YOU PROBABLY -- I'M SURE YOU OBEYED THE RULES AND STAYED
INSIDE, AND NOBODY'S COME TO CHECK ON YOU.
>> I KNOW. I'M KIND OF DISAPPOINTED.
I'M KIND OF HOPING THEY'LL COME IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS.
BUT WE'LL SEE. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
>> Jimmy: EVEN JUST TO HAVE SOME HUMAN CONTACT WOULD BE NICE.
IS IT TERRIBLE TO BE INSIDE -- LIKE TO BE IN A ROOM FOR 12 DAYS
STRAIGHT? >> OH, WELL YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A
LITTLE APARTMENT SO IT'S NOT JUST ONE ROOM.
THERE'S A FEW ROOMS. I'VE GOT MY LITTLE KITCHEN AND
MY LITTLE BATHROOM AND STUFF. I BROUGHT MY LITTLE TRAMPOLINE
WITH ME. SO I'VE BEEN DOING SOME
REBOUNDING, JUST YOU KNOW, WHILE I'M BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS, I'M
LITERALLY BOUNCING OFF MY TRAMPOLINE TO KEEP MY SPIRITS
UP. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT A
TRAMPOLINE INTO CANADA? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DIDN'T TRAVEL WITH IT, PRODUCTION PUT IT IN THE
APARTMENT FOR ME. >> Jimmy: I SEE.
THAT'S A WEIRD ITEM ON THE CONTRACT RIDER," I'LL NEED A
TRAM TRAMPOLINE."
>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE WEIRD FORMS OF EXERCISE I DISCOVERED IN THE
PANDEMIC. I WENT TO ONE OF THESE CLASSES
BEFORE THE FIRST LOCKDOWN. I LOVED IT SO MUCH, IT MADE ME
FEEL LIKE I WAS ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD.
YOU CAN'T BOUNCE ON THE TRAMPOLINE MORE THAN TWO OR
THREE TIMES WITHOUT FEELING UPLIFTED.
>> LITERALLY. >> THIS IS WHAT I NEED FOR
QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG WILL YOU
BOUNCE ON THAT TRAMPOLINE? >> I DO CLASSES, THERE'S CLASSES
YOU CAN DO ONLINE, YOU HAVE INSTRUCTIONS AND STUFF.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. >> ONE OF MY FRIENDS DOES THE
CLASSES AT THE SAME TIME. THEN WE DO A LITTLE FACETIME
AFTERWARDS AND PRETEND WE'VE BEEN TO A CLASS TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: WOW, HOW ABOUT THAT. OKAY, DO YOU HAVE DISNEY PLUS IN
YOUR LITTLE PRISON THERE THAT YOU'RE IN?
>> I DO. I DO.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH "LOKI" LAST NIGHT WHEN IT PREMIERED?
[ APPLAUSE ] >> I ACTUALLY SAW IT A COUPLE OF
DAYS EARLY. >> Jimmy: YOU SAW IT.
I REALLY LIKED IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS -- DID IT COME OUT -- WERE YOU IMPRESSED BY THE
WAY IT CAME OUT? >> I WAS.
I MEAN, IT'S SO AMAZING, YOU KNOW, WORKING ON THAT SHOW.
THE SETS ARE SO EPIC. AND YET WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE IT
WITH ALL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS, AND YOU KNOW, THE MUSIC AND
EVERYTHING, IT STILL KIND OF BLOWS MY BREATH AWAY, YOU KNOW,
EVEN THOUGH I WAS THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
WERE YOU AT ALL DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU DIDN'T GET A SUPERHERO
COSTUME? >> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
MY COSTUME'S PRETTY GOOD. I KNOW IT'S NOT TRADITIONAL CAPE
AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I DID LIKE MY COSTUME. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN.
MOST PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED WHEN THEY GET THE COSTUME TO
START, THEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY THEY HATE THE COSTUME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I KNOW.
I FELT LIKE I HAD IT SORT OF EASY, BEING IN A SUIT.
BUT IT'S LIKE SILK AND WOOL, IT'S A PRETTY HOT COSTUME TO
WEAR FOR SOME OF THE FIGHT SCENES.
YOU KNOW, NOT AS BAD AS SOME OF THE ARMOR.
>> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU KNOW THE BACKSTORY.
BECAUSE IN THE COMICS, JUDGE RENSLAYER IS ALSO TERMINATRIX.
>> I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE BACKSTORY, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A COMPANY THAT KILLS RATS IN YOUR HOME.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S NOT.
SHE HAS A LOVE INTEREST IN THE COMICS WITH KANG THE CONCAREER,
WHO GOES BACK A LONG WAY. AND WHO IS GOING TO BE IN THE
"ANT-MAN" MOVIE THAT'S COMING OUT.
SO THAT WOULD MAKE YOU I THINK A BAD GUY IF YOU WERE TO CROSS
OVER INTO THAT MOVIE, YES? AM I -- IS ANYTHING RINGING A
BELL HERE? >> OH, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
THE QUARANTINE POLICE COMING, I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST --
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE KNOWN TOM HIDDLESTON FOR
A LONG TIME, RIGHT? >> YES, I HAVE, WE WERE AT DRAMA
SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME. SO I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE YEAR
ABOVE HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME.
SO I WAS VERY MUCH AWARE OF HIM AT DRAMA SCHOOL.
>> Jimmy: WAS IT AS DRAMATIC AS WE IMAGINE DRAMA SCHOOL MIGHT
BE? >> YEAH, I MEAN, WE WENT TO
RADA, WHICH IS THIS CLASSICAL THEATER TRAINING.
YOU DO QUITE A LOT OF SHAKESPEARE.
ALL SORTS OF -- YOU KNOW, MORE METHOD-STYLE TRAINING.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME MORE ALTERNATIVE KIND OF STYLES OF
MOVEMENT AND STUFF LIKE THAT. I MEAN, PROBABLY THE MOST
NOTORIOUS ONE THAT WE HAVE AT RADA WAS THE ANIMAL PROJECT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE ANIMAL PROJECT?
>> IT'S SORT OF THIS MOVEMENT COURSE THAT YOU DO IN THE SECOND
YEAR. IT'S SORT OF A RITE OF PASSAGE
WHERE YOU HAVE TO EMBODY AN ANIMAL.
AND EVERYONE TAKES IT REALLY SERIOUSLY.
YOU GO TO THE ZOO, YOU STUDY YOUR ANIMAL, YOU GET TO CHOOSE
ANY ANIMAL. YOU KNOW, FROM ANY ANIMAL YOU
LIKE. PEOPLE OFTEN CHOOSE, SAY, A
GORILLA OR SOMETHING. BUT THAT'S CONSIDERED EASY
BECAUSE IT'S A BIT TOO CLOSE TO HUMANS.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH, YEAH. >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
PRESENTATION, THEN YOU'RE SORT OF JUDGED ON IT AND HOW YOU
PRESENTED YOUR ANIMAL. >> Jimmy: WHAT ANIMAL DID TOM
DO, DO YOU REMEMBER? >> I THINK HE DID A BLACK MAMBA.
SOME KIND OF SNAKE. WHICH, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS LOKI
IS CONCERNED, IS PROBABLY QUITE AN APT -- YOU KNOW, SLIPPERY
KIND OF LIZARD-LIKE ANIMAL. >> Jimmy: SO HE WOULD BE HISSING
AND MOVING HIS HEAD AROUND, THAT KIND OF THING IN THE CLASS?
OH, WHAT A CLASS THIS MUST HAVE BEEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WERE YOU?
WHAT ANIMAL DID YOU PICK? >> I CHOSE A BAT.
>> Jimmy: A BAT? >> YEAH.
I BASICALLY SORT OF GOT THESE ROPES AND HUNG THEM, YOU KNOW,
AROUND THE DANCE STUDIO, HUNG UPSIDE DOWN, DID SORT OF THIS
INTERPRETIVE DANCE TO NINA SIMONE'S "STRANGE FRUIT."
YEAH, IT WAS VERY DRAMA SCHOOL. BUT YEAH, I LOVED IT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE ALSO BATGIRL IS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING US?
[ LAUGHTER ] WOW.
YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST TO CROSS OVER.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW.
IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH. IT'S CALLED "LOKI."
IT IS ON DISNEY PLUS RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU, GUGA.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH T-PAIN AND KEHLANI!
D. THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: MANY THANKS TO LIAM NEESON AND GUGU
MBHATA-RAW. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
TOMORROW NIGHT, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, JAMES PATTERSON,
AND WIZ KHALIFA, WITH MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT BEFORE WE GO, HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?
THE SONG IS CALLED "I LIKE DAT" WITH SOME HELP FROM KEHLANI,
T-PAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ BOOP BOOP ♪
♪ SHE ALWAYS RIDE WITH THE TOP DOWN EVEN IF IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
OOH ♪ ♪ SHE GOT THE KEYS TO THE
BOUTIQUES SHE DON'T DO NINE TO FIVES
HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWERS ♪ ♪ ON HER IG LIVE
HUH SHE DO IT MAKE A TOAST TO IT
YOU AINT NEVA HEARD OF ♪ ♪ THAT IN THE BIRKIN BAG
STUPID YOU AINT NEVA HEARD HER BRAG OR SAY THAT SHE GOIN
THROUGH IT ♪ ♪ I JUST WANNA TAP IT TAP
IT BOOP BOOP IT ONE TIME OOO JUST GIVE ME ONE NIGHT
I CAN MAKE HER MINE ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW SHE DONE
CAME A LONG WAY SHE DON'T WANT DRINKS NO MORE
IF YOU AIN'T BRINGING ♪ ♪ NO DOUGH TO THE TABLE OOO
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BIG
COME BACK ON THE WEEKEND ♪ ♪ YOU AIN'T ABLE OOO
SHE GON BE LIKE I GOT IT PULL OUT A THOUSAND DOLLARS
OUT HER SIDE POCKET OOO ♪ ♪ THAT LIL BIT OF DRANK
YOU TRIED TO BUY STOP IT BOTTLES ON ME THE CORK LOOK
LIKE A SKY ROCKET POP IT ♪ ♪ OOO SHE DON'T WANT THE
DRINK SHE WANT THE RENT PAID SHE DON'T PAY FOR NOTHING
SHE JUST GET PAID AH ♪ ♪ I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T
EVEN NEED ME TO TRY OOO SHE PULL UP IN THE RARI
WITH THE ROOF UP ♪ ♪ I'M JUST BUYING DRANK
SHE DOIN TOO MUCH AH I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T EVEN
NEED ME TO BUY HER NOTHIN ♪ ♪ DRANK SHE GOT MONEY IN
THE BANK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
SHE KNOW SHE FLY ♪ ♪ SHE STUNTIN
SHE GON BUSS IT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
EVERY BAND IM THROWING ON ♪ ♪ STAGE I GOT IN MY NAME
ALL DAT AND I AIN'T THROWING
20s OR 10s ♪ ♪ I'M OUT HERE PAYING
RENT AND ALL THAT I COULD GET THE DON BUT I'MA
GET THE ACE JUST TO RUN IT ♪ ♪ UP AND SEE EVERYBODY
FACE WHEN THEY BRING THE CHECK SO I CAN SIGN MY NAME
IMA HAVE TO FACE ALL THAT ♪ ♪ TELL THE VALET BRING MY
FOREIGN TO THE FRONT YEAH YEAH
I'M GETTING IN SOLO ♪ ♪ I GOT IT SOLO
LET THE CAMERAS HIT MY DIAMOND CUTS YEAH YEAH
GOT THE ROCKS SOLO ♪ ♪ I GOT IT SOLO REAL
BOSSED UP FLY I AIN'T THE PASSENGER I'M THE PILOT
YOU COULD HOP IN BUT YOU ♪ ♪ AIN'T DRIVING
ALL I NEED IS SOMEBODY TO RIDE WITH CUZ I'M A GO GETTA
IMMA GO SAY IMMA GO ♪ ♪ TYPE OF A GIRL THAT GOT
YOU CUZ I WANT YOU NOT CUZ I NEED YA
NO I DON'T NEED YA ♪ ♪ BOOP BOOP OOO
SHE DON'T WANT THE DRINK SHE WANT THE RENT PAID
SHE DON'T PAY FOR NOTHING ♪ ♪ SHE JUST GET PAID
AH I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T EVEN NEED ME TO TRY OOO SHE PULL
UP IN THE RARI WITH ♪ ♪ THE ROOF UP
I'M JUST BUYING DRANK SHE DOIN TOO MUCH AH I LIKE DAT
SHE DON'T EVEN NEED ME TO ♪ ♪ BUY HER NOTHIN DRANK
SHE GOT MONEY IN THE BANK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
SHE KNOW SHE FLY ♪ ♪ SHE STUNTIN
SHE GON BUSS IT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
♪