1 00:00:00,618 --> 00:00:02,451 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:08,190 TONIGHT, LIAM NEESON, GUGU MBATHA-RAW, AND MUSIC FROM 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:13,045 T-PAIN & KEHLANI. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:15,914 >> Jimmy: HELLO. OH, HEY! 5 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:19,235 SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I WAS JUST 6 00:00:19,237 --> 00:00:24,406 STANDING BACK THERE, THEN -- I'M SAY MY NAME, RIGHT?T WHEN THEY - 7 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,977 [ LAUGHTER ] HI, EVERYONE, I'M JIMMY. 8 00:00:27,979 --> 00:00:28,593 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 9 00:00:28,646 --> 00:00:30,012 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON DAY ONE OF JOE BIDEN'S EUROPEAN 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,880 VACATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 11 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:36,919 THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST JOINT -- JAUNT -- FIRST JOINT. 12 00:00:36,921 --> 00:00:38,153 HE GOT REALLY HIGH ON AIR FORCE ONE. 13 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,222 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TRYING TO PICTURE BIDEN ON 14 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,709 AIR FORCE ONE. HE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY 15 00:00:43,761 --> 00:00:47,612 WHO TRAVELS WITH A NECK PILLOW AND SPENDS THE WHOLE FLIGHT 16 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:50,249 TALKING TO THE STEWARDESS ABOUT HIS FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN 17 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:51,634 CINCINNATI OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:56,088 JOE BIDEN IS IN EUROPE FOR HIS FIRST OVERSEAS TRIP. 19 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,022 HIS ITINERARY IS PACKED. EIGHT DAYS. 20 00:00:57,075 --> 00:00:58,658 THREE COUNTRIES. NO MALARKEY. 21 00:00:58,709 --> 00:00:59,809 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO 22 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:02,044 STOP IN MALARKEY, BUT THEY DECIDED NO. 23 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:05,364 RIGHT NOW, BIDEN IS IN ENGLAND. AND, UNLIKE THE LAST TIME A 24 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:07,833 PRESIDENT VISITED, THIS TIME, WHEN HE RINGS THE DOORBELL, THE 25 00:01:07,885 --> 00:01:11,938 QUEEN WON'T HAVE TO PRETEND SHE'S NOT HOME. 26 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,640 "THE QUEEN'S NOT HERE! THE QUEEN WENT TO THE MALL!" 27 00:01:15,693 --> 00:01:17,242 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN WILL MEET WITH THE QUEEN 28 00:01:17,295 --> 00:01:18,961 ON SUNDAY. AND HE IS SCHEDULED TO HAVE A 29 00:01:18,963 --> 00:01:21,797 PRIVATE MEETING IN GENEVA NEXT WEEK WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN. 30 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:26,886 I HOPE HE BRINGS HIS DOG, MAJOR, TO THAT ONE. 31 00:01:26,937 --> 00:01:28,387 THAT'S THE RUSSIAN PEE TAPE I REALLY WANT TO SEE. 32 00:01:28,439 --> 00:01:31,340 [ LAUGHTER ] JOE BIDEN IS HOPING TO REPAIR 33 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,959 SOME OF THE DAMAGE TRUMP DID TO OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR 34 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:36,245 ALLIES. HE'S CALLING THIS THE "LESS 35 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:38,180 SHOVIN', MORE LOVIN'" TOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:42,134 AND IT'S EXCITING FOR AMERICA. IT'S LIKE INTRODUCING OUR NEW 37 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,354 FIANÉE TO ALL OUR FRIENDS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T BEEN AS 38 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,606 CLOSE OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS BECAUSE OUR EX WAS A LOUD, LYING 39 00:01:47,658 --> 00:01:49,141 CHEATER WHO NEVER PICKED UP THE CHECK, BUT NOW WE'VE GOT A NEW 40 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:52,395 GUY. HE'S A LITTLE BORING, HE'S NOT 41 00:01:52,397 --> 00:01:55,347 EXACTLY GEORGE CLOONEY, BUT HE TREATS US WELL, AND HE DOESN'T 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,867 THROW STARBURST FRUIT CHEWS AT THE OTHER WORLD LEADERS. 43 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,035 SO IT SHOULD BE NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:03,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE NEWS COVERAGE OF BIDEN'S 45 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:08,110 TRIP GOT OFF TO A BUMPY START. THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS PLANE WAS 46 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:11,763 DELAYED ALMOST SEVEN HOURS BECAUSE A SWARM OF CICADAS FLEW 47 00:02:11,816 --> 00:02:12,531 INTO THE ENGINE. OF THE PLANE. 48 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:17,670 IF THIS WAS A MOVIE, THE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A 49 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:20,206 CABIN IN THE WOODS TO CONVINCE SULLY SULLENBERG TORE DO ONE 50 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:21,957 LAST JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,426 THESE POOR CICADAS, THEY COME OUT ONCE EVERY 17 YEARS, THEY'RE 52 00:02:23,428 --> 00:02:27,096 LIKE, "HEY GUYS!" AND WE'RE LIKE "GROSS! 53 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:28,046 GET AWAY FROM US!" THEY'RE LIKE, "BUT WE JUST WANT 54 00:02:28,099 --> 00:02:29,981 TO GO CHECK OUT THE ENGINE OF THIS PLANE." 55 00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,918 AND THEY'RE SO OUT OF TOUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:34,904 THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABOVE-GROUND SINCE 2004, AND IT SHOWS. 57 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:43,061 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS ONE. ED HARDY SHIRT, VON DUTCH HAT. 58 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:47,900 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S USING A BLACKBERRY. 59 00:02:47,952 --> 00:02:49,852 WEARING ONE OF THOSE LIVE STRONG BRACELETS. 60 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:50,653 IT'S EMBARRASSING. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:51,971 AS IF COVID AND THE CICADAS WEREN'T ENOUGH, HEALTH OFFICIALS 62 00:02:52,022 --> 00:02:53,456 ARE NOW SAYING WE COULD BE HEADED FOR THE WORSTFLU SEASON 63 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:55,941 EVER. REMEMBER THE FLU? 64 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:59,094 I MISS THE FLU. BARELY ANYONE GOT THE FLU THIS 65 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,345 YEAR, BECAUSE OF ALL THE MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCING, BUT NOW 66 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:02,531 THAT THINGS ARE OPENING UP, THEY'RE SAYING IT MAY RETURN 67 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,984 "WITH A VENGEANCE." I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S SO MAD 68 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:06,818 ABOUT. WE HAD A LITTLE THING WITH 69 00:03:06,871 --> 00:03:11,240 ANOTHER VIRUS. CALM DOWN! 70 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,793 [ LAUGHTER ] THE GOOD NEWS, AT LEAST ON THE 71 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:17,129 COVID FRONT, IS THAT VACCINES FOR CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 72 00:03:17,181 --> 00:03:19,181 6 MONTHS OLD ARE EXPECTED TO BE AVAILABLE IN THE FALL. 73 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,766 UNFORTUNATELY FOR PARENTS, MOST KIDS ARE ANTI-VAXXERS. 74 00:03:21,819 --> 00:03:24,586 NAME ONE TODDLER WHO EVER WILLINGLY GOT A SHOT. 75 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,006 THERE AREN'T ANY. THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A 76 00:03:27,057 --> 00:03:29,408 LOLLIPOP LOTTERY. RIGHT NOW, OUR VACCINES ARE AT 77 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,977 RISK OF GOING TO WASTE. MILLIONS OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON 78 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:36,314 VACCINES EXPIRE AT THE END OF THE MONTH, AND OUR GOVERNMENT IS 79 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:38,634 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. 80 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,318 BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM. THREE MONTHS AGO, WE WOULD HAVE 81 00:03:40,371 --> 00:03:46,275 SOLD A KIDNEY TO GET A VACCINE. NOW IT'S LIKE THEY'RE BED BATH 82 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,177 AND BEYOND COUPONS OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:03:48,179 --> 00:03:52,531 PART OF THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF ANTI-VAXHOLES 84 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,033 GOING AROUND INFECTING OUR MINDS WITH GARBAGE. 85 00:03:54,084 --> 00:03:58,803 LIKE "DOCTOR" SHERRI TENPENNY. WHO APPEARED YESTERDAY BEFORE 86 00:03:58,856 --> 00:04:00,422 THE OHIO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES HEALTH COMMITTEE 87 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,909 TO CLAIM, AMONG OTHER UNTRUE THINGS THAT THE VACCINE SOMEHOW 88 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:07,713 TURNS HUMANS INTO MAGNETS. >> THERE'S BEEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE 89 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:10,533 LONG SUSPECTED THAT THERE WAS SOME SORT OF AN INTERFACE, YET 90 00:04:10,535 --> 00:04:13,769 TO BE DEFINED, AN INTERFACE, BETWEEN WHAT'S BEING INJECTED IN 91 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,489 THESE SHOTS AND ALL OF THE 5G TOWERS. 92 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,191 NOT PROVEN YET. BUT I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN THE 93 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:22,811 PICTURES ALL OVER THE INTERNET OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THESE 94 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:27,600 SHOTS, NOW THEY'RE MAGNETIZED. PUT A KEY ON THEIR FOREHEADS, IT 95 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:30,019 STICKS. PUT SPOONS AND FORKS ALL OVER 96 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,204 THEM, IT STICKS. NOW WE THINK THERE'S A METAL 97 00:04:32,256 --> 00:04:34,490 PIECE TO THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'D THINK 5G WAS A 98 00:04:34,492 --> 00:04:37,042 SCAM IF NO ONE WANTED TO CALL YOU ON THE PHONE. 99 00:04:37,094 --> 00:04:39,244 [ LAUGHTER ] DR. TENPENNY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE 100 00:04:39,297 --> 00:04:44,382 TO WEIGH IN WITH HER TEN CENTS. THE HOUSE IN OHIO GOT A 101 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:46,685 LIVE DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HUMAN MAGNETISM WORKS. 102 00:04:46,737 --> 00:04:50,339 >> YES, VACCINES DO HARM PEOPLE. BY THE WAY, SO I JUST FOUND OUT 103 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,359 SOMETHING WHEN I WAS ON LUNCH, AND I WANT TO SHOW IT TO YOU. 104 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:56,362 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DR. TENPENNY'S TESTIMONY ABOUT 105 00:04:56,413 --> 00:05:00,549 MAGNETIC VACCINE CRYSTALS. SO THIS IS WHAT I FOUND OUT. 106 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,935 SO I HAVE A KEY AND A BOBBY PIN HERE. 107 00:05:03,988 --> 00:05:08,290 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE KEY STICKS TO ME. 108 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:16,565 IT STICKS TO MY NECK, TOO. YEAH, SO IF SOMEBODY CAN EXPLAIN 109 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:24,523 THIS, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. ANY QUESTIONS? 110 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,724 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YES, I HAVE A QUESTION. 111 00:05:25,776 --> 00:05:30,129 DO YOU HAVE KIDS AND HOW CAN WE SAVE THEM FROM YOU? 112 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,647 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 113 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:34,483 RIGHT, GUILLERMO? SO THE OLYMPICS OF SUPPOSED TO 114 00:05:34,485 --> 00:05:39,254 START NEXT MONTH IN TOKYO. WHETHER THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN WANT 115 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:42,274 THEM TO OR NOT. IT WOULD SEEM THEY DO NOT WANT 116 00:05:42,326 --> 00:05:43,959 THEM TO. NOT A LOT OF VACCINATION 117 00:05:43,961 --> 00:05:49,981 HAPPENING THERE BUT THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING FORWARD ANYWAY. 118 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,600 YOU KNOW I HAVE WANTED TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS EVER 119 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:55,654 SINCE LIONEL RICHIE CLOSED THE OLYMPICS WITH "ALL NIGHT LONG" 120 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:56,338 AT THE CLOSING CEREMONIES IN '84. 121 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,055 [ LAUGHTER ] SO WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN 122 00:05:57,108 --> 00:06:01,110 HOME BAKING BANANA BREAD, GUILLERMO AND I HAVE BEEN IN 123 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:03,528 TRAINING, SERIOUS TRAINING. WE LEARNED TO SPEED WALK, WE DID 124 00:06:03,581 --> 00:06:08,667 CARTWHEELS, KIND OF, WITH GABBY DOUGLAS. 125 00:06:08,719 --> 00:06:09,501 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHILE THOSE DID NOT WORK OUT 126 00:06:09,553 --> 00:06:17,475 AT ALL, WE ARE VERY UPBEAT ABOUT OUR NEWFOUND ABILITY TO FENCE! 127 00:06:17,528 --> 00:06:18,560 >> WHAT'S UP, GUYS? >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? 128 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,964 >> GOOD, NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 129 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,833 GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THESE THINGS, THIS IS LOADED. 130 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,135 >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR HAVING US 131 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,804 HERE AT THE FENCE INTERESTING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S A CENTER 132 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,238 FOR FENCING. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE ENOUGH 133 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:33,058 PEOPLE TO FILL A CENTER. >> YEAH, BRO, THEY'VE GOT THEM 134 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:39,648 ALL OVER THE PLACE -- >> Jimmy: IS BRAUX SOME KIND OF 135 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:46,488 A FENCING TERM? >> IT'S FROM THE FRENCH TERM. 136 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,306 >> Guillermo: THIS COMES FROM FRENCH? 137 00:06:48,359 --> 00:06:49,558 >> WE'VE GOT IT ALL OVER THE WORLD. 138 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,494 THE U.S. IS RANKED NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD GOING INTO THE 139 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,712 OLYMPICS. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 140 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:55,980 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE MEDALED IN THE 141 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:59,034 OLYMPICS? >> YES, TWO MEDALS IN RIO. 142 00:06:59,036 --> 00:07:00,936 ONE SILVER IN INDIVIDUAL, ONE BRONZE IN TEAM. 143 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,023 WE JUST WON THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 2019 AS A TEAM. 144 00:07:04,074 --> 00:07:06,041 WHY DON'T I BRING MY TEAMMATE IN, NICK. 145 00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:10,078 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BRING IN NICK. WHAT'S UP, BRAUX? 146 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,865 >> WHAT'S UP? >> Jimmy: WHY IS IT CALLING 147 00:07:13,918 --> 00:07:18,837 FENCING? >> IT COME IS FROM THE FRENCH 148 00:07:18,889 --> 00:07:21,223 WORD ESCREEN. >> Jimmy: ICE CREAM? 149 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,891 >> EXACTLY. >> Guillermo: WHERE I COME FROM, 150 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,677 THEY SAY FENCING, YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP THE FENCE. 151 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:33,151 THIS IS A FANCY SPORT, RIGHT? >> THIS IS A GREAT, BIG -- 152 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:36,221 >> Jimmy: LIKE GEORGE'S AT THE COMEDY STORE. 153 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:38,556 SO IT'S A FRENCH THING. IT GOES BACK A LONG TIME. 154 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:41,744 IT HAS, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, NO PRACTICAL USE NOW? 155 00:07:41,746 --> 00:07:45,214 >> IF THERE'S A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WE'RE PROBABLY 156 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:48,099 PRETTY WELL SUITED WITH A MACHETE OR SOMETHING. 157 00:07:48,152 --> 00:07:54,940 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK SO, YEAH, YOU'D HAVE TO SWITCH TO 158 00:07:54,992 --> 00:07:55,958 MACHETE. IS MACHETE PART OF THE SPORT? 159 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,811 >> WE USE THOSE IN MEXICO. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 160 00:07:58,862 --> 00:08:00,612 WHAT'S THE FIRST STEP? HOW DO YOU GET INTO THIS? 161 00:08:00,664 --> 00:08:04,733 >> FIRST THING, WE'LL TEACH YOU THE EN GARDE STANCE. 162 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,451 YOU PUT YOUR FEET AT 9 DEGREES LIKE THIS. 163 00:08:06,504 --> 00:08:10,205 THEN JUST BRING YOUR FRONT FOOT TO LIKE ABOUT SHOULDER WIDTH. 164 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,158 LIKE THAT. THEN BEND YOUR KNEES A LITTLE 165 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:14,142 BIT. PERFECT. 166 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,610 YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE NATURALS ALREADY. 167 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:20,232 IF YOU WANT TO GO FORWARD, YOU DO SOMETHING CALLED AN ADVANCE. 168 00:08:20,284 --> 00:08:23,218 STEP FORWARD, BRING YOUR BACK FOOT. 169 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,738 ONE, YEAH, THEN BOOM, EXACTLY. THE OPPOSITE WOULD BE A RETREAT. 170 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:29,441 THEN THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS WHEN YOU'RE READY TO TRY AND 171 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:31,609 ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT, YOU DO SOMETHING CALLED A LUNGE. 172 00:08:31,662 --> 00:08:36,048 YOU JUST GO -- LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: SEEN THAT IN THE 173 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:36,631 MOVIES. >> EXACTLY. 174 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,868 >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO KNOW. >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR 175 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:42,104 SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER DONE A LUNGE BEFORE? 176 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,339 WHICH COUNTRY IS THE BEST AT FENCING? 177 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:49,478 >> RIGHT NOW WE'RE RANKED NUMBER ONE AS A TEAM. 178 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,747 >> Guillermo: WHAT ABOUT LATINOS, ARE THEY OKAY? 179 00:08:51,749 --> 00:08:57,336 >> THEY SEND A GUY TO OUR EVENT, I MIGHT END UP MATCHING UP WITH 180 00:08:57,387 --> 00:09:01,639 HIM, 50/50 CHANCE. >> Guillermo: HE DOESN'T HAVE NO 181 00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:02,173 CHANCE. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A WHOLE 182 00:09:02,226 --> 00:09:06,361 DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF FENCING. HOW'S THAT BIT GO? 183 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:10,448 >> Guillermo: LET'S GO FENCING, WE JUMP THE FENCE AND THAT'S IT. 184 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:12,050 >> Jimmy: WE'LL WORK IT OUT. THIS IS INTERESTING. 185 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:15,720 THERE'S A PLUG THAT GOES INTO -- IS THIS THE SWORD? 186 00:09:15,773 --> 00:09:18,373 >> THE FOIL, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD, LIKE AN 187 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:21,726 ELECTRIC BLANKET OR SOMETHING. >> EXACTLY, AN ELECTRIC VEST. 188 00:09:21,779 --> 00:09:23,362 IT WILL TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT YOU HIT THE TARGET. 189 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:27,131 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 3 >> FROM THERE IT WILL HOOK UP TO 190 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:33,471 THE BACK OF YOUR LEMAY INTO ONE OF THESE REELS. 191 00:09:33,524 --> 00:09:34,939 >> Jimmy: OH, ACTUALLY CONNECTED. 192 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,541 >> YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET CONNECTED. 193 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:37,593 >> NOW WE'RE HOOKED UP TO ELECTRICITY. 194 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:43,115 AND THAT -- >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, YOU SEE 195 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,650 THE POINT? >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT. 196 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:47,752 IF IT STARTS RAINING, WE WILL DIE, WE WILL FRY? 197 00:09:47,805 --> 00:09:51,473 >> THAT'S WHY WE'RE INDOORS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BREUX, 198 00:09:51,475 --> 00:09:57,495 LET'S DO THIS, BREUX. HOW DID YOU GUYS GET INTO THIS? 199 00:09:57,548 --> 00:09:59,948 >> ACTUALLY KIND OF A COINCIDENCE, BUT BOTH OUR 200 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:02,751 PARENTS ARE COACHES. >> MY DAD WAS A THREE-TIME 201 00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:05,253 OLYMPIAN FOR THE U.S. TEAM. >> Jimmy: SO IT RUNS IN YOUR 202 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,838 FAMILY. >> I GUESS SO, YEAH. 203 00:10:06,891 --> 00:10:11,376 MY SISTER ALSO JUST QUALIFIED FOR HER FIRST OLYMPIC GAMES. 204 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,679 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT RUNS IN MY FAMILY? 205 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:18,967 ECZEMA. OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS. 206 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:20,485 ♪ ♪ SNOES 207 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,389 . >> Jimmy: WHOA. 208 00:10:24,441 --> 00:10:27,609 IT'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT, I HAVE TO SAY. 209 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:34,249 >> Guillermo: YEAH. ♪ 210 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:35,550 [ BEEP ] >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU CONSIDER 211 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:40,471 YOURSELVES TO BE SWASH BUCKLERS? >> NO, WE WOULD NOT. 212 00:10:40,524 --> 00:10:42,791 >> Jimmy: NO? TOUCHED A NERVE THERE, I THINK. 213 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:47,062 DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY SAY "TOUCHE"? 214 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:51,783 >> YOU SAY "TOOSH." >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT TOUCHE? 215 00:10:51,835 --> 00:10:53,751 >> UNLESS MY FRENCH IS COMPLETELY WRONG. 216 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:59,074 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO START A FENCING FAN CLUB CALLED "THE 217 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:05,614 TOUCHEBAGS." >> ARE YOU READY, JIMMY? 218 00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:08,734 >> Jimmy: I'M READY. >> FENCE! 219 00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:09,935 [ BEEPING ] >> Jimmy: OH, I THINK THE FACT 220 00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:13,371 THAT MY ARM IS 8 INCHES LONGER THAN HIS IS GOING TO BE A BIT OF 221 00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,840 AN ADVANTAGE. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE 222 00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:18,042 CRAFTY, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: SUPER FAST. 223 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,462 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SUPER FAST. >> READY? 224 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:20,996 FENCE. ♪ 225 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:25,817 ♪ [ BEEPING ] 226 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,585 >> OH, JIMMY! FENCE. 227 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:35,494 ♪ ♪ 228 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,896 >> Guillermo: HEY, BUT I TOUCHED HIM FIRST! 229 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,650 >> YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HIT HIM HARDER. 230 00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:43,485 >> Guillermo: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DROP HIM. 231 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,420 >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT FOR THIS ONE WE HAVE OUR GRAPHICS TEAM 232 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,123 MAKE THESE INTO LIGHTSABERS? WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME? 233 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,458 >> IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT. >> Jimmy: WE DO. 234 00:11:53,130 --> 00:12:18,970 ♪ >> Jimmy: ARRGH! 235 00:12:19,023 --> 00:12:26,478 YOU CHOPPED MY HAND OFF! >> Guillermo: NO! 236 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:34,252 >> Jimmy: AND -- SCENE. [ APPLAUSE ] 237 00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:36,088 ALL RIGHT, WELL. FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU THINK IT'S 238 00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:38,557 TOO LATE FOR TO US MAKE THE TEAM? 239 00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:43,178 >> I MEAN -- WE JUST SOLIDIFIED OUR TEAM NOT THAT LONG AGO. 240 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,346 >> Jimmy: SO WE SHOULD FOCUS ON 2024? 241 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,398 >> YEAH, HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE COMPETING WITH US FOR 2024. 242 00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:50,569 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS, GUYS. WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU AT THE 243 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,104 OLYMPICS NOW. THIS IS EXCITING. 244 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:55,657 TO KNOW SOMEBODY, TO BE ABLE TO PUT A FACE TO THIS. 245 00:12:55,659 --> 00:12:58,810 >> APPRECIATE THAT. >> Guillermo: AND GOOD LUCK, 246 00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,343 GUYS. >> THANK YOU. 247 00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:01,513 >> Guillermo: IT'S GOOD, IT'S FAST, I LIKE IT NOW. 248 00:13:01,565 --> 00:13:06,385 YOU GUYS ARE FAST. YOU GUYS ARE UP AND IN -- IT'S 249 00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:07,319 GOOD. >> Jimmy: GREAT DESCRIPTION OF 250 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,086 IT. GUIL 251 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:09,738 GUILLERMO, YOU HAD FUN? >> Guillermo: YEAH, I HAD A LOT 252 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,390 OF FUN, NOW I LEARNED WHAT FENCING MEANS. 253 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:13,275 >> Jimmy: WHERE YOU COME FROM, IT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT? 254 00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:19,464 >> Guillermo: YEAH, WHERE I COME FROM -- WHERE I COME FROM, 255 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:28,340 FENCING IS WHERE YOU JUMP THE FENCE WITH A BORDER. 256 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,041 OKAY. IN MEXICO, WE USE MACHETE TO 257 00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:37,782 FIGHT. NOT A FOIL. 258 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:45,123 THESE ARE FENCING JOKES. WELL, GUYS, I'M GETTING THE 259 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,893 LIGHT. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT! 260 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:54,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW 261 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,600 FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW MARVEL SERIES 262 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:56,934 "LOKI," GUGU MBHATA-RAW IS WITH US. 263 00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,437 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI. 264 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,956 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LIAM NEESON. 265 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,119 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 266 00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:15,921 TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MARVEL SERIES "LOKI" ON DISNEY+, 267 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:18,156 GUGU MBHATA-RAW IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 268 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,525 THEN LATER, TWO TALENTS JOIN FORCES TO BRING US ONE NEW SONG 269 00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:23,211 CALLED "I LIKE DAT," MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI. 270 00:14:23,213 --> 00:14:30,685 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] TOMORROW NIGHT, TWO MORE TALENTS 271 00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:34,856 JOINING FORCES. PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AND 272 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:38,442 JAMES PATTERSON, WIZ KHALIFA AND MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE. 273 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:39,594 PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] 274 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,813 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A GREAT ACTOR WHO GOT AN OSCAR NOMINATION FOR 275 00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:45,116 PLAYING A GUY NAMED OSKAR. WHICH IS KIND OF AWESOME. 276 00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:48,069 HE HAS BATTLED BATMAN, SITH, AND KIDNAPPERS GALORE. 277 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:52,740 NEXT, HE DRIVES AN 18-WHEELER OVER LOTS OF FROZEN WATER IN 278 00:14:52,792 --> 00:15:18,733 "THE ICE ROAD." >> YOU OKAY, PAL? 279 00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:30,361 [ SOUND OF ICE CRACKING ] >> Jimmy: OH-OH. 280 00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:33,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "THE ICE ROAD" DEBUTS ON NETFLIX 281 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:36,401 JUNE 25th. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO LIAM NEESON. 282 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, THERE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 283 00:15:39,423 --> 00:15:42,090 >> HEY, JIMMY. JUST FINE, HOW'S YOURSELF? 284 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:44,108 >> Jimmy: I'M SO GLAD YOU SURVIVED THAT. 285 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:48,029 I ASSUMED THE CRACKING WAS COMING RIGHT AT YOU, YET THERE 286 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,414 YOU, ARE WARM AND COMFORTABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:52,717 >> I WAS THINKING THERE'S A FISH UNDERNEATH, JIMMY, I'M SURE YOU 288 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:53,735 WERE TOO. >> Jimmy: I'M ALWAYS THINKING 289 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,805 ABOUT THAT, THOSE FISH. IN FACT, JUST THIS MORNING, THIS 290 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,692 AFTERNOON, MY WIFE WAS SAYING, WE HAVE TO CUT THE MASKS IN HALF 291 00:16:00,744 --> 00:16:03,461 AFTER WE USE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE CHOKING FISH. 292 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:04,595 I SAID, THEY'RE NOT CHOKING TROUT, ARE THEY? 293 00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:10,067 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A POINT. 294 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,936 >> Jimmy: HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 295 00:16:11,989 --> 00:16:14,389 I WONDER ABOUT THIS. YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH. 296 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,208 YOU'RE VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL. VERY, VERY WEALTHY. 297 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,743 VERY POWERFUL. ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 298 00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:22,747 WHEN YOU'RE READING A SCRIPT AND THE SCRIPT CALLS FOR YOU TO BE 299 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:28,269 ON A FROZEN LAKE IN CANADA FOR I GUESS LIKE AT LEAST A MONTH, 300 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:31,439 PROBABLY, DO YOU LOOK AT IT AND GO, HM, DO I WANT TO DO THAT? 301 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:36,294 DO I WANT TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF FOR A MONTH? 302 00:16:36,346 --> 00:16:40,231 >> YEAH, THERE'S -- YOU KNOW, I WAS BROUGHT UP AN IRISH 303 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:44,019 CATHOLIC, JIMMY. SOMETHING IN ME LIKES TO BE, YOU 304 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:45,853 KNOW, PUNISHING MYSELF, YOU KNOW? 305 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,489 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SEE. 306 00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:50,876 >> I PRACTICE SOME OF THIS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD OF 307 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,796 THIS GUY WINHOFF. >> Jimmy: YES, YES. 308 00:16:54,847 --> 00:17:00,051 >> SITS IN ICEWATER, BREATHES VERY DEEPLY. 309 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,370 MY SON IS VERY INTO IT, HE'S GOT ME INTO IT TOO. 310 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:05,106 SO THIS WAS A TEST, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THERE IS A SCENE IN 311 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,627 THE MOVIE IN WHICH THERE'S A HOLE. 312 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,546 I'M NOT RUINING ANYTHING, I HOPE, WHEN I SAY THIS. 313 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:15,266 WHEN YOUR CHARACTER DIVES INTO A HOLE TO RESCUE HIS PARTNER. 314 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:19,136 AND IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU'RE DIVING INTO THAT HOLE FOR REAL. 315 00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,939 >> YES. YES, WE DID. 316 00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,826 AND IT WAS -- IT WAS INCREDIBLY COLD. 317 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,797 WE DID HAVE DRY SUITS ON. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 318 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,682 >> BUT WE STILL HAD TO STAY UNDERWATER FOR A GOOD 10, 12 319 00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:35,070 SECONDS SO THAT THE WATER SURFACE WAS SMOOTH AGAIN. 320 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:39,307 AND THEN WE WOULD BURST UP THROUGH IT. 321 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:44,079 AND GOD FORGIVE ME, WHEN I WAS UNDERWATER, I COULDN'T -- I KNEW 322 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:48,667 WHAT I HAD TO DO. THEY CALLED "ACTION." 323 00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:52,620 I COULDN'T HELP THINKING OF "TITANIC," THE PEOPLE WHO DIED 324 00:17:52,622 --> 00:17:56,240 IN "THE TITANIC." IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO QUICK. 325 00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:59,661 WE HAD, AT THE SIDE OF THIS ICE, THEY HAD BUILT A WHOLE HOT TUB 326 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,046 FOR US. SO WHEN WE WERE FINISHED WITH 327 00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:06,301 THE SCENE, WE COULD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THIS HOT TUB. 328 00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:08,469 YOU KNOW, FULL COSTUME, JUST WARM UP. 329 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,806 BUT IT WAS COLD, IT WAS COLD. >> Jimmy: DID THEY TEST THAT OUT 330 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,359 ON SOMEONE THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH ON THE SET, BEFORE THEY PUT 331 00:18:14,411 --> 00:18:18,363 YOU IN THERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:21,916 >> THEY TESTED IT. >> Jimmy: THEY TESTED IT, YEAH. 333 00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:24,035 >> ICE WRANGLERS, PEOPLE LIKE THAT YOU KNOW. 334 00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:27,439 >> Jimmy: ICE WRANGLERS, WOW. >> ICE WRANGLERS. 335 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:30,875 >> Jimmy: WHAT A JOB THAT IS. IS THAT -- IS THAT THE MOST 336 00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:34,362 DIFFICULT OR UNPLEASANT STUNT YOU'VE EVER HAD TO DO? 337 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,048 >> YOU KNOW, I DID -- IT'S FUNNY. 338 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:40,585 I'VE JUST REMEMBERED. I DID A SCENE WITH CHRISTIAN 339 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:45,289 BALE IN "BATMAN BEGINS." 14, 15 YEARS AGO. 340 00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:48,143 IN ICELAND. AND WE WERE HAVING -- I WAS 341 00:18:48,145 --> 00:18:51,863 TEACHING HIM HOW TO FIGHT WITH THESE LITTLE SWORDS. 342 00:18:51,915 --> 00:18:58,019 AND WE WERE LITERALLY FIGHTING AT THE BASE OF THIS HUGE GLACIER 343 00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,504 THAT HAD A POND OF ICE AT THE FRONT. 344 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:06,060 AND WE HAD ICE WRANGLERS. AND SO CHRISTIAN AND I WOULD BE 345 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,896 ON -- DOING OUR DIALOGUE, FIGHTING AND STUFF. 346 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:14,019 AND SUDDENLY THE ICE WRANGLER WOULD STOP, "EVERYBODY OFF THE 347 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:18,439 ICE." WE'D ALL COME OFF VERY QUICK. 348 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,008 AND THIS DPGLACIER WOULD MOVE MAYBE TWO INCHES. 349 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,928 AND THE NOISE THAT CAME UP THROUGH THE EARTH, AND SEEING 350 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:31,268 THIS ICE BUCKLE AND THEN SETTLE AGAIN, WAS -- VERY, VERY 351 00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:31,970 FRIGHTENING. AND THEN THEY'D SAY, "OKAY, GO 352 00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:35,507 BACK ON THE ICE AGAIN." SO CHRISTIAN AND I WOULD BE 353 00:19:35,558 --> 00:19:37,825 LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS? 354 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,744 >> Jimmy: SO THIS PHRASE THAT WE'VE HEARD ALL OUR LIVES ABOUT 355 00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:46,718 THINGS MOVING AT A GLACIAL PACE IS NOT PARTICULARLY SLOW? 356 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,287 IT SOUNDS LIKE IF IT'S MOVING TWO INCHES EVERY SCENE, THE 357 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,507 GLACIERS MIGHT BE HERE SOON. [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:56,061 >> YEAH, YEAH. THAT PARTICULAR GLACIER. 359 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,881 IT'S FUNNY, IF YOU SEE THE FILM, IT LOOKS AS IF IT'S CGI, 360 00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:03,284 ESPECIALLY NOWADAYS BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT THAT CGI STUFF DOWN. 361 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:08,589 BUT THIS WAS A REAL GLACIER. AND IT WAS A REAL FROZEN POND. 362 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,675 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE ANNOYING WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING 363 00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:13,861 FOR REAL, YOU DO IT PRACTICALLY, THEN PEOPLE ASSUME IT MUST HAVE 364 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,931 BEEN A SPECIAL EFFECT OF SOME KIND. 365 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,615 >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 366 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:23,004 YOU GO AROUND THE THEATERS AND GO, "BY THE WAY, EVERYBODY, THAT 367 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,623 WAS REAL, I DID THAT! BACK TO YOUR MOVIE." 368 00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:29,294 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU SAID THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE IT, 369 00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:33,597 YOU WERE DONE DOING ACTION MOVIES, YOU WERE GOING TO DO, I 370 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,083 GUESS, INACTION MOVIES FROM NOW ON. 371 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,153 IS THAT TRUE? >> I HAVE A COUPLE MORE ACTION 372 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:39,954 MOVIES UP MY SLEEVE. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 373 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:48,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I HAVE ASKED FOR A ZIMMER 374 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:52,584 FRAME THAT'S BEEN REALLY KITED OUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE A JAMES BOND 375 00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,285 FILM. BUT YEAH, THERE'S A COUPLE MORE 376 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:58,506 IN THE OFFING, JAMES. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 377 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,409 I THINK IT WILL BE FUN IF YOU NEVER STOP DOING THEM -- IN 378 00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:04,579 FACT, MAYBE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TAKE A 25-YEAR BREAK FROM 379 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:08,149 DOING THEM, THEN START WHEN YOU HIT 90 OR SOMETHING. 380 00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:11,569 [ LAUGHTER ] REALLY KICK IT BACK UP AGAIN. 381 00:21:11,621 --> 00:21:13,170 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 382 00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:17,308 MORE -- WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH LIAM NEESON WHEN WE 383 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,961 RETURN, AND WE WILL RETURN RIGHT AFTER THIS, BE RIGHT BACK. 384 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:29,420 ♪ >> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK. 385 00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:33,875 GUGU MBHATA-RAW AND MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI ARE COMING UP. 386 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:37,945 LIAM NEESON, THE MAN WHO TAUGHT BATMAN TO FIGHT, IS WITH US 387 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,564 RIGHT NOW. LIAM, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID THAT 388 00:21:39,616 --> 00:21:41,900 YOU GOT A COUPLE MORE ACTION MOVIES UP YOUR SLEEVE. 389 00:21:41,951 --> 00:21:48,356 I WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANY "STAR WARS" TV SHOWS UP YOUR SLEEVE? 390 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,177 BECAUSE OBEY ONE KENOBI IS IN PROGRESS RIGHT NOW. 391 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,628 I WONDER IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THAT? 392 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:58,482 >> YES, I HEARD EWAN McGREGOR WAS GOING TO DO A SERIES. 393 00:21:58,535 --> 00:21:59,300 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO. 394 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:03,588 I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED. THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH. 395 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,008 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU HAVE OR 396 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,310 HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED ABOUT IT? 397 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,428 >> I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED, I HAVEN'T. 398 00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:14,882 >> Jimmy: I SEE, INTERESTING. BECAUSE THE THING IS, YOU'RE 399 00:22:14,884 --> 00:22:17,318 SUCH A GOOD ACTOR, YOU COULD EASILY BE LYING AND WE WOULD 400 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:23,925 HAVE NO IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,160 YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, SO THAT'S A NO, YOU SAY NO 402 00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:29,797 ON THAT. YOU HAVE PLAYED OVER THE COURSE 403 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,301 OF YOUR CAREER MANY, MANY MURDERERS, I GUESS. 404 00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:37,171 FOR THE MOST PART, MOST OF THE CHARACTERS WERE MURDERING FOR 405 00:22:37,173 --> 00:22:39,857 SOME GREATER GOOD. BUT MANY, MANY MURDERS. 406 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:43,628 AND I WAS WONDERING, IF I QUIZZED YOU, IF YOU WOULD BE 407 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,498 ABLE TO IDENTIFY WHETHER OR NOT YOUR CHARACTER MURDERED SOMEBODY 408 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:50,351 IN THE WAY I DESCRIBE. OKAY? 409 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,285 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 410 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,738 I'M GOING TO DESCRIBE A HOMICIDE, YOU TELL ME IF YOU DID 411 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:55,923 IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:22:55,925 --> 00:22:58,643 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN NAME THE MOVIE, OKAY? 413 00:22:58,695 --> 00:23:00,277 ALL RIGHT. START OFF REAL EASY. 414 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:09,120 HAVE YOU EVER ENDED SOMEONE'S LIFE WITH A LIGHTSABER? 415 00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:16,611 >> YES. >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. 416 00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:19,330 "STAR WARS: PHANTOM MENACE." WHAT'S THAT? 417 00:23:19,382 --> 00:23:22,450 >> ROBOTS, THEY WERE ROBOTS. >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE ROBOTS, 418 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,901 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. TECHNICALITY. 419 00:23:23,953 --> 00:23:26,287 HAVE YOU THROWN SOMEONE FROM AN AIRPLANE? 420 00:23:26,289 --> 00:23:29,690 TO THEIR DEATH? >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 421 00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:35,312 [ LAUGHTER ] I'D HAVE TO SAY YES, BUT I CAN'T 422 00:23:35,365 --> 00:23:37,648 REMEMBER. >> Jimmy: OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR 423 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:42,586 ANSWER, THEN? >> NO. 424 00:23:42,639 --> 00:23:44,172 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT, YOU HAVE NOT THROWN SOMEONE FROM AN 425 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:47,257 AIRPLANE. [ APPLAUSE ] 426 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,844 MOST PEOPLE HAVE AN IMMEDIATE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. 427 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:53,298 [ LAUGHTER ] HAVE YOU CRUSHED SOMEONE BY 428 00:23:53,349 --> 00:24:00,471 STUFFING THEM UP A MANHOLE? >> YOU MEAN DOWN A MANHOLE? 429 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:05,593 >> Jimmy: PUSHED UP THE MANHOLE. >> OH, PUSHED UP A MANHOLE? 430 00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:07,445 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, NO. >> Jimmy: HM, WELL. 431 00:24:07,497 --> 00:24:12,517 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIDEOTAPE. 432 00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:18,239 >> YOU'RE GOING TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T? 433 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,291 >> OH, OH! >> Jimmy: YOU DID DO THAT, THAT 434 00:24:21,344 --> 00:24:26,247 WAS "DARK MAN." >> THAT WAS 1989. 435 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:30,618 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE. 436 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:36,039 HAVE YOU ELIMINATED SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOOR? 437 00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:37,358 >> YES, I THINK I HAVE, A FEW TIMES. 438 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:46,951 >> Jimmy: YES. THAT IS FROM "TAKEN." 439 00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:51,038 HAVE YOU PUSHED AN INDIVIDUAL IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN? 440 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,576 >> YES. >> Jimmy: OH -- THE ANSWER IS 441 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,645 NO. NO, NO, NO. 442 00:24:57,647 --> 00:24:59,163 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF IT? 443 00:24:59,215 --> 00:25:03,518 >> IT'S JUST LAST WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,621 >> Jimmy: I FORGOT, I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED, NO PERSONAL 445 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,708 QUESTIONS. HAVE YOU KILLED A PERSON WITH A 446 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,313 COAT RACK? >> A COAT RACK? 447 00:25:15,364 --> 00:25:18,299 NO. >> Jimmy: HM? 448 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:23,170 YES, "TAKEN 2." HAVE YOU CRUSHED SOMEONE DEAD IN 449 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:37,901 A HELICOPTER? >> NO. 450 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:42,673 >> Jimmy: "DARK MAN" AGAIN. >> IT'S -- I -- IT'S 32 YEARS 451 00:25:42,725 --> 00:25:46,310 AGO, MAN, WHAT CAN I SAY? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE FINAL 452 00:25:46,362 --> 00:25:47,711 QUESTION. HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN WHILE 453 00:25:47,764 --> 00:25:58,556 HE WAS SITTING ON A TOILET? >> YES. 454 00:25:58,608 --> 00:26:02,243 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, THAT WAS "JURASSIC PARK," 455 00:26:02,245 --> 00:26:04,178 THAT WAS NOT YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 456 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,813 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A DIFFERENT GUY. 457 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,599 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. "THE ICE RODE" PREMIERED JUNE 458 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,235 25th ON NETFLIX. THE GREAT LIAM NEESON. 459 00:26:11,287 --> 00:26:14,622 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, LIAM. 460 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,774 WE'LL BE BACK WITH GUGU MBHATA-RAW. 461 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,801 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI IS ON THE WAY. 462 00:26:26,803 --> 00:26:30,437 FIRST, WHENEVER I NEED STYLE ADVICE, I ONLY TRUST ONE SOURCE, 463 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:34,141 THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO'S ALWAYS GOT A HELPFUL, TRENDY 464 00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:37,528 TIP, THAT'S MY PAL GUILLERMO. NOW HE'S PASSING HIS SECRETS ON 465 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:41,231 TO YOU. >> Guillermo: WHAT'S UP, 466 00:26:41,284 --> 00:26:44,485 EVERYONE? I'M GUILLERMO AND THESE ARE MY 467 00:26:44,487 --> 00:26:45,820 MUFFS. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 468 00:26:45,822 --> 00:26:49,190 YOU WANT TO KEEP IT CUTE? COCOA BUTTER. 469 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:52,944 I LOVE SMELLING LIKE CHOCOLATE. WHAT ELSE CAN I WANT? 470 00:26:52,995 --> 00:26:57,164 NEXT UP, MY FAVORITE SNACK, CHOCOLATE. 471 00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:00,901 YOU GOT TO TRY CHOCOLATE ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. 472 00:27:00,903 --> 00:27:03,638 I WEAR THIS WHEN I'M AT MY BOOK CLUB. 473 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:09,360 I CALL THEM MY CHEATERS. BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE. 474 00:27:09,412 --> 00:27:15,116 SOOTHING RELIEF, COOLING SPRAY, BY PREPARATION H. 475 00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:18,119 IT'S ALL ABOUT BACK THERE CARE. SOOTHING RELIEF COOLING SPRAY, 476 00:27:18,121 --> 00:27:23,975 COOL AND CARE FOR YOUR BACKSIDE. LOOK HOW EASY IT IS TO APPLY. 477 00:27:24,026 --> 00:27:34,252 NEXT UP, MY CELL PHONE. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT. 478 00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:37,522 >> Dicky: PREPARATION H SOOTHING RELIEF COOLING SPRAY. 479 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,123 QUICKLY SOOTHES AND COOLS DISCOMFORT. 480 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:44,178 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 481 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,313 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE, WELCOME BACK. 482 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,482 MUSIC FROM T-PAIN & KEHLANI IS ON THE WAY. 483 00:27:48,484 --> 00:27:49,650 LOOK OUT JUDY, MATHIS, AND JOE BROWN, THERE'S A NEW TV 484 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:52,536 JUDGE ON THE BENCH. OUR NEXT GUEST PLAYS THE 485 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:56,007 NO-NONSENSE JUDGE RENSLAYER OF THE TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY ON 486 00:27:56,058 --> 00:28:00,828 THE MUCH-ANTICIPATED NEW MARVEL TV SHOW, "LOKI." 487 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:07,568 >> VARIANT L-130, AKA LOKI, IS CHARGED WITH SEQUENCE VIOLATION 488 00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:14,508 72089. HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 489 00:28:14,510 --> 00:28:17,194 >> HA HA. MADAM, A GOD DOESN'T PLEAD. 490 00:28:17,246 --> 00:28:21,198 LOOK, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY ENJOYABLE PANTOMIME, BUT I'D 491 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:24,735 LIKE TO GO HOME NOW. >> ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY, 492 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:25,903 SIR? >> GUILTY OF BEING THE GOD OF 493 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:30,174 MISCHIEF, YES. GUILTY OF FINDING ALL THIS 494 00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:34,945 INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS, YES. GUILTY OF A CRIME AGAINST THE 495 00:28:34,997 --> 00:28:37,064 SACRED TIMELINE? ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU HAVE TH 496 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,499 WRONG PERSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 497 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,667 >> Jimmy: "LOKI" IS ON DISNEY+ NOW. 498 00:28:39,669 --> 00:28:46,257 PLEASE WELCOME GUGU MBHATA-RAW. HI, GUGU, HOW ARE YOU? 499 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,575 >> I'M WELL, THANKS, HOW ARE YOU? 500 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,878 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 501 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,465 >> I'M IN QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. 502 00:28:54,517 --> 00:28:59,487 >> YEAH. I'M IN VANCOUVER ON DAY 12 OF 14 503 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,256 DAYS OF QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: OH, THE ENTRY 504 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:04,658 QUARANTINE, I SEE. WHEN YOU GO INTO CANADA, YOU 505 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:08,262 HAVE TO BE INCARCERATED, BASICALLY. 506 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,214 >> PRETTY MUCH. I'VE BEEN IN THIS LITTLE GRAY 507 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:15,302 BOX FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS. YEAH, YEAH. 508 00:29:15,304 --> 00:29:17,688 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE IN LIKE AN APARTMENT OR SOMETHING? 509 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:22,710 THAT'S A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN A 510 00:29:22,712 --> 00:29:23,860 HOTEL FOR THE FIRST THREE DAYS. THEN YOU HAVE YOUR TEST. 511 00:29:23,913 --> 00:29:29,300 THEN IF YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KIND OF GO TO YOUR YOU - 512 00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:30,317 APARTMENT. SO THAT'S WHERE I AM. 513 00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:33,954 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND DO YOU PICK THE HOTEL THAT 514 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:39,393 YOU STAY IN? DO THEY PUT YOU IN WHATEVER 515 00:29:39,395 --> 00:29:41,278 HOTEL THEY FEEL HIKE? LIKE? 516 00:29:41,330 --> 00:29:43,831 >> THERE'S A LIST. THEY CAN CHECK UP ON YOU ONCE 517 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:47,918 YOU MOVE TO YOUR APARTMENT. SO I SHOULD JUST SAY, YOU KNOW, 518 00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:51,621 IF THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR FROM THE QUARANTINE POLICE, I AM 519 00:29:51,674 --> 00:29:55,659 LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TAKE IT AND LET THEM KNOW I'M HERE. 520 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:59,880 >> Jimmy: HAVE THEY CHECKED IN THE 12 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN THERE? 521 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,048 >> NOT YET. I KEEP WAITING. 522 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,466 YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HEAR THEY SEND 523 00:30:02,518 --> 00:30:03,117 MOUNTIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:07,755 THEY RIDE UP ON THEIR HORSES. WOW, IT'S KIND OF A BUMMER THAT 525 00:30:07,757 --> 00:30:10,825 YOU PROBABLY -- I'M SURE YOU OBEYED THE RULES AND STAYED 526 00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:13,376 INSIDE, AND NOBODY'S COME TO CHECK ON YOU. 527 00:30:13,429 --> 00:30:14,762 >> I KNOW. I'M KIND OF DISAPPOINTED. 528 00:30:14,764 --> 00:30:17,931 I'M KIND OF HOPING THEY'LL COME IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. 529 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:21,869 BUT WE'LL SEE. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 530 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,955 >> Jimmy: EVEN JUST TO HAVE SOME HUMAN CONTACT WOULD BE NICE. 531 00:30:25,007 --> 00:30:27,558 IS IT TERRIBLE TO BE INSIDE -- LIKE TO BE IN A ROOM FOR 12 DAYS 532 00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:31,712 STRAIGHT? >> OH, WELL YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A 533 00:30:31,714 --> 00:30:33,380 LITTLE APARTMENT SO IT'S NOT JUST ONE ROOM. 534 00:30:33,382 --> 00:30:36,367 THERE'S A FEW ROOMS. I'VE GOT MY LITTLE KITCHEN AND 535 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:39,753 MY LITTLE BATHROOM AND STUFF. I BROUGHT MY LITTLE TRAMPOLINE 536 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:42,005 WITH ME. SO I'VE BEEN DOING SOME 537 00:30:42,058 --> 00:30:46,527 REBOUNDING, JUST YOU KNOW, WHILE I'M BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS, I'M 538 00:30:46,529 --> 00:30:50,981 LITERALLY BOUNCING OFF MY TRAMPOLINE TO KEEP MY SPIRITS 539 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:53,267 UP. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT A 540 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:54,452 TRAMPOLINE INTO CANADA? [ LAUGHTER ] 541 00:30:54,503 --> 00:30:58,672 >> I DIDN'T TRAVEL WITH IT, PRODUCTION PUT IT IN THE 542 00:30:58,674 --> 00:30:59,473 APARTMENT FOR ME. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 543 00:30:59,475 --> 00:31:06,864 THAT'S A WEIRD ITEM ON THE CONTRACT RIDER," I'LL NEED A 544 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:07,764 TRAM TRAMPOLINE." 545 00:31:07,817 --> 00:31:10,384 >> IT'S ONE OF THOSE WEIRD FORMS OF EXERCISE I DISCOVERED IN THE 546 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,619 PANDEMIC. I WENT TO ONE OF THESE CLASSES 547 00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:14,622 BEFORE THE FIRST LOCKDOWN. I LOVED IT SO MUCH, IT MADE ME 548 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:17,424 FEEL LIKE I WAS ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. 549 00:31:17,426 --> 00:31:21,946 YOU CAN'T BOUNCE ON THE TRAMPOLINE MORE THAN TWO OR 550 00:31:21,997 --> 00:31:23,313 THREE TIMES WITHOUT FEELING UPLIFTED. 551 00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:24,932 >> LITERALLY. >> THIS IS WHAT I NEED FOR 552 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:25,900 QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG WILL YOU 553 00:31:25,902 --> 00:31:30,003 BOUNCE ON THAT TRAMPOLINE? >> I DO CLASSES, THERE'S CLASSES 554 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,756 YOU CAN DO ONLINE, YOU HAVE INSTRUCTIONS AND STUFF. 555 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:36,176 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. >> ONE OF MY FRIENDS DOES THE 556 00:31:36,178 --> 00:31:38,929 CLASSES AT THE SAME TIME. THEN WE DO A LITTLE FACETIME 557 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,899 AFTERWARDS AND PRETEND WE'VE BEEN TO A CLASS TOGETHER. 558 00:31:41,951 --> 00:31:44,451 >> Jimmy: WOW, HOW ABOUT THAT. OKAY, DO YOU HAVE DISNEY PLUS IN 559 00:31:44,453 --> 00:31:46,687 YOUR LITTLE PRISON THERE THAT YOU'RE IN? 560 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,721 >> I DO. I DO. 561 00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:53,577 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH "LOKI" LAST NIGHT WHEN IT PREMIERED? 562 00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:55,329 [ APPLAUSE ] >> I ACTUALLY SAW IT A COUPLE OF 563 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:56,647 DAYS EARLY. >> Jimmy: YOU SAW IT. 564 00:31:56,699 --> 00:31:58,532 I REALLY LIKED IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. 565 00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:01,351 I THOUGHT IT WAS -- DID IT COME OUT -- WERE YOU IMPRESSED BY THE 566 00:32:01,404 --> 00:32:03,904 WAY IT CAME OUT? >> I WAS. 567 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,991 I MEAN, IT'S SO AMAZING, YOU KNOW, WORKING ON THAT SHOW. 568 00:32:07,042 --> 00:32:10,627 THE SETS ARE SO EPIC. AND YET WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE IT 569 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,097 WITH ALL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS, AND YOU KNOW, THE MUSIC AND 570 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:16,984 EVERYTHING, IT STILL KIND OF BLOWS MY BREATH AWAY, YOU KNOW, 571 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:19,353 EVEN THOUGH I WAS THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 572 00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:24,224 WERE YOU AT ALL DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU DIDN'T GET A SUPERHERO 573 00:32:24,226 --> 00:32:24,774 COSTUME? >> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 574 00:32:24,827 --> 00:32:29,613 MY COSTUME'S PRETTY GOOD. I KNOW IT'S NOT TRADITIONAL CAPE 575 00:32:29,665 --> 00:32:32,115 AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 576 00:32:32,168 --> 00:32:33,817 >> I DID LIKE MY COSTUME. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN. 577 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,837 MOST PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED WHEN THEY GET THE COSTUME TO 578 00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:38,172 START, THEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY THEY HATE THE COSTUME. 579 00:32:38,174 --> 00:32:41,725 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I KNOW. 580 00:32:41,777 --> 00:32:45,245 I FELT LIKE I HAD IT SORT OF EASY, BEING IN A SUIT. 581 00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:48,531 BUT IT'S LIKE SILK AND WOOL, IT'S A PRETTY HOT COSTUME TO 582 00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:50,234 WEAR FOR SOME OF THE FIGHT SCENES. 583 00:32:50,286 --> 00:32:51,986 YOU KNOW, NOT AS BAD AS SOME OF THE ARMOR. 584 00:32:51,988 --> 00:32:53,620 >> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU KNOW THE BACKSTORY. 585 00:32:53,672 --> 00:33:05,882 BECAUSE IN THE COMICS, JUDGE RENSLAYER IS ALSO TERMINATRIX. 586 00:33:05,935 --> 00:33:07,401 >> I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THE BACKSTORY, YEAH. 587 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:10,854 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A COMPANY THAT KILLS RATS IN YOUR HOME. 588 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,088 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S NOT. 589 00:33:12,141 --> 00:33:16,376 SHE HAS A LOVE INTEREST IN THE COMICS WITH KANG THE CONCAREER, 590 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:20,798 WHO GOES BACK A LONG WAY. AND WHO IS GOING TO BE IN THE 591 00:33:20,849 --> 00:33:23,283 "ANT-MAN" MOVIE THAT'S COMING OUT. 592 00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:28,472 SO THAT WOULD MAKE YOU I THINK A BAD GUY IF YOU WERE TO CROSS 593 00:33:28,524 --> 00:33:33,344 OVER INTO THAT MOVIE, YES? AM I -- IS ANYTHING RINGING A 594 00:33:33,395 --> 00:33:37,998 BELL HERE? >> OH, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S 595 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,601 THE QUARANTINE POLICE COMING, I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST -- 596 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,019 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 597 00:33:42,071 --> 00:33:49,777 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE KNOWN TOM HIDDLESTON FOR 598 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:52,963 A LONG TIME, RIGHT? >> YES, I HAVE, WE WERE AT DRAMA 599 00:33:53,015 --> 00:33:56,132 SCHOOL AT THE SAME TIME. SO I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE YEAR 600 00:33:56,185 --> 00:33:58,685 ABOVE HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE'S A BIT OLDER THAN ME. 601 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,871 SO I WAS VERY MUCH AWARE OF HIM AT DRAMA SCHOOL. 602 00:34:01,924 --> 00:34:03,940 >> Jimmy: WAS IT AS DRAMATIC AS WE IMAGINE DRAMA SCHOOL MIGHT 603 00:34:03,993 --> 00:34:10,631 BE? >> YEAH, I MEAN, WE WENT TO 604 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,801 RADA, WHICH IS THIS CLASSICAL THEATER TRAINING. 605 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,485 YOU DO QUITE A LOT OF SHAKESPEARE. 606 00:34:15,538 --> 00:34:19,773 ALL SORTS OF -- YOU KNOW, MORE METHOD-STYLE TRAINING. 607 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:24,761 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME MORE ALTERNATIVE KIND OF STYLES OF 608 00:34:24,814 --> 00:34:28,631 MOVEMENT AND STUFF LIKE THAT. I MEAN, PROBABLY THE MOST 609 00:34:28,684 --> 00:34:33,087 NOTORIOUS ONE THAT WE HAVE AT RADA WAS THE ANIMAL PROJECT. 610 00:34:33,089 --> 00:34:35,656 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE ANIMAL PROJECT? 611 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:40,127 >> IT'S SORT OF THIS MOVEMENT COURSE THAT YOU DO IN THE SECOND 612 00:34:40,178 --> 00:34:42,096 YEAR. IT'S SORT OF A RITE OF PASSAGE 613 00:34:42,098 --> 00:34:44,914 WHERE YOU HAVE TO EMBODY AN ANIMAL. 614 00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:47,250 AND EVERYONE TAKES IT REALLY SERIOUSLY. 615 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:51,755 YOU GO TO THE ZOO, YOU STUDY YOUR ANIMAL, YOU GET TO CHOOSE 616 00:34:51,807 --> 00:34:54,608 ANY ANIMAL. YOU KNOW, FROM ANY ANIMAL YOU 617 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,643 LIKE. PEOPLE OFTEN CHOOSE, SAY, A 618 00:34:56,645 --> 00:34:59,129 GORILLA OR SOMETHING. BUT THAT'S CONSIDERED EASY 619 00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:01,464 BECAUSE IT'S A BIT TOO CLOSE TO HUMANS. 620 00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,016 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, YEAH. >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS 621 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:05,786 PRESENTATION, THEN YOU'RE SORT OF JUDGED ON IT AND HOW YOU 622 00:35:05,788 --> 00:35:08,505 PRESENTED YOUR ANIMAL. >> Jimmy: WHAT ANIMAL DID TOM 623 00:35:08,557 --> 00:35:13,894 DO, DO YOU REMEMBER? >> I THINK HE DID A BLACK MAMBA. 624 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:17,397 SOME KIND OF SNAKE. WHICH, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS LOKI 625 00:35:17,399 --> 00:35:23,520 IS CONCERNED, IS PROBABLY QUITE AN APT -- YOU KNOW, SLIPPERY 626 00:35:23,572 --> 00:35:26,607 KIND OF LIZARD-LIKE ANIMAL. >> Jimmy: SO HE WOULD BE HISSING 627 00:35:26,609 --> 00:35:30,127 AND MOVING HIS HEAD AROUND, THAT KIND OF THING IN THE CLASS? 628 00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:32,112 OH, WHAT A CLASS THIS MUST HAVE BEEN. 629 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:32,913 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WERE YOU? 630 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,499 WHAT ANIMAL DID YOU PICK? >> I CHOSE A BAT. 631 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:40,387 >> Jimmy: A BAT? >> YEAH. 632 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,690 I BASICALLY SORT OF GOT THESE ROPES AND HUNG THEM, YOU KNOW, 633 00:35:43,692 --> 00:35:48,545 AROUND THE DANCE STUDIO, HUNG UPSIDE DOWN, DID SORT OF THIS 634 00:35:48,597 --> 00:35:52,916 INTERPRETIVE DANCE TO NINA SIMONE'S "STRANGE FRUIT." 635 00:35:52,968 --> 00:35:55,869 YEAH, IT WAS VERY DRAMA SCHOOL. BUT YEAH, I LOVED IT. 636 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:59,840 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE ALSO BATGIRL IS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING US? 637 00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:00,507 [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 638 00:36:00,509 --> 00:36:04,411 YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST TO CROSS OVER. 639 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:06,180 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW. 640 00:36:06,182 --> 00:36:09,549 IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH. IT'S CALLED "LOKI." 641 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:16,573 IT IS ON DISNEY PLUS RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU, GUGA. 642 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,841 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH T-PAIN AND KEHLANI! 643 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:25,132 D. THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 644 00:36:25,134 --> 00:36:27,451 MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 645 00:36:30,739 --> 00:36:32,305 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 646 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:36,677 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 647 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:40,096 >> Jimmy: MANY THANKS TO LIAM NEESON AND GUGU 648 00:36:40,149 --> 00:36:41,131 MBHATA-RAW. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 649 00:36:41,183 --> 00:36:43,833 TOMORROW NIGHT, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, JAMES PATTERSON, 650 00:36:43,886 --> 00:36:45,301 AND WIZ KHALIFA, WITH MUSIC FROM JACKSON BROWNE. 651 00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:49,089 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT BEFORE WE GO, HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC? 652 00:36:49,091 --> 00:36:50,507 THE SONG IS CALLED "I LIKE DAT" WITH SOME HELP FROM KEHLANI, 653 00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:55,412 T-PAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 654 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:04,371 ♪ BOOP BOOP ♪ 655 00:37:04,373 --> 00:37:07,674 ♪ SHE ALWAYS RIDE WITH THE TOP DOWN EVEN IF IT'S COLD OUTSIDE 656 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,644 OOH ♪ ♪ SHE GOT THE KEYS TO THE 657 00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,446 BOUTIQUES SHE DON'T DO NINE TO FIVES 658 00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:14,248 HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWERS ♪ ♪ ON HER IG LIVE 659 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,266 HUH SHE DO IT MAKE A TOAST TO IT 660 00:37:16,318 --> 00:37:19,853 YOU AINT NEVA HEARD OF ♪ ♪ THAT IN THE BIRKIN BAG 661 00:37:19,855 --> 00:37:22,039 STUPID YOU AINT NEVA HEARD HER BRAG OR SAY THAT SHE GOIN 662 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,775 THROUGH IT ♪ ♪ I JUST WANNA TAP IT TAP 663 00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:29,196 IT BOOP BOOP IT ONE TIME OOO JUST GIVE ME ONE NIGHT 664 00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:34,367 I CAN MAKE HER MINE ♪ ♪ CAUSE I KNOW SHE DONE 665 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:39,973 CAME A LONG WAY SHE DON'T WANT DRINKS NO MORE 666 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,358 IF YOU AIN'T BRINGING ♪ ♪ NO DOUGH TO THE TABLE OOO 667 00:37:42,411 --> 00:37:44,027 YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BIG 668 00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:47,697 COME BACK ON THE WEEKEND ♪ ♪ YOU AIN'T ABLE OOO 669 00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:50,433 SHE GON BE LIKE I GOT IT PULL OUT A THOUSAND DOLLARS 670 00:37:50,486 --> 00:37:53,020 OUT HER SIDE POCKET OOO ♪ ♪ THAT LIL BIT OF DRANK 671 00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:56,023 YOU TRIED TO BUY STOP IT BOTTLES ON ME THE CORK LOOK 672 00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:58,942 LIKE A SKY ROCKET POP IT ♪ ♪ OOO SHE DON'T WANT THE 673 00:37:58,994 --> 00:38:01,962 DRINK SHE WANT THE RENT PAID SHE DON'T PAY FOR NOTHING 674 00:38:01,964 --> 00:38:09,019 SHE JUST GET PAID AH ♪ ♪ I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T 675 00:38:09,071 --> 00:38:10,920 EVEN NEED ME TO TRY OOO SHE PULL UP IN THE RARI 676 00:38:10,973 --> 00:38:14,091 WITH THE ROOF UP ♪ ♪ I'M JUST BUYING DRANK 677 00:38:14,142 --> 00:38:19,329 SHE DOIN TOO MUCH AH I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T EVEN 678 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,331 NEED ME TO BUY HER NOTHIN ♪ ♪ DRANK SHE GOT MONEY IN 679 00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,300 THE BANK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT 680 00:38:23,352 --> 00:38:25,919 SHE KNOW SHE FLY ♪ ♪ SHE STUNTIN 681 00:38:25,921 --> 00:38:30,324 SHE GON BUSS IT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT 682 00:38:30,326 --> 00:38:34,127 EVERY BAND IM THROWING ON ♪ ♪ STAGE I GOT IN MY NAME 683 00:38:34,129 --> 00:38:41,417 ALL DAT AND I AIN'T THROWING 684 00:38:41,470 --> 00:38:43,737 20s OR 10s ♪ ♪ I'M OUT HERE PAYING 685 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:47,007 RENT AND ALL THAT I COULD GET THE DON BUT I'MA 686 00:38:47,009 --> 00:38:48,358 GET THE ACE JUST TO RUN IT ♪ ♪ UP AND SEE EVERYBODY 687 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:52,379 FACE WHEN THEY BRING THE CHECK SO I CAN SIGN MY NAME 688 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,780 IMA HAVE TO FACE ALL THAT ♪ ♪ TELL THE VALET BRING MY 689 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,282 FOREIGN TO THE FRONT YEAH YEAH 690 00:38:55,284 --> 00:38:57,617 I'M GETTING IN SOLO ♪ ♪ I GOT IT SOLO 691 00:38:57,619 --> 00:39:02,505 LET THE CAMERAS HIT MY DIAMOND CUTS YEAH YEAH 692 00:39:02,558 --> 00:39:07,010 GOT THE ROCKS SOLO ♪ ♪ I GOT IT SOLO REAL 693 00:39:07,062 --> 00:39:08,111 BOSSED UP FLY I AIN'T THE PASSENGER I'M THE PILOT 694 00:39:08,163 --> 00:39:10,196 YOU COULD HOP IN BUT YOU ♪ ♪ AIN'T DRIVING 695 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:21,190 ALL I NEED IS SOMEBODY TO RIDE WITH CUZ I'M A GO GETTA 696 00:39:21,243 --> 00:39:22,776 IMMA GO SAY IMMA GO ♪ ♪ TYPE OF A GIRL THAT GOT 697 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,210 YOU CUZ I WANT YOU NOT CUZ I NEED YA 698 00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:27,013 NO I DON'T NEED YA ♪ ♪ BOOP BOOP OOO 699 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,131 SHE DON'T WANT THE DRINK SHE WANT THE RENT PAID 700 00:39:28,183 --> 00:39:32,402 SHE DON'T PAY FOR NOTHING ♪ ♪ SHE JUST GET PAID 701 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:37,223 AH I LIKE DAT SHE DON'T EVEN NEED ME TO TRY OOO SHE PULL 702 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,393 UP IN THE RARI WITH ♪ ♪ THE ROOF UP 703 00:39:39,395 --> 00:39:44,664 I'M JUST BUYING DRANK SHE DOIN TOO MUCH AH I LIKE DAT 704 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:47,617 SHE DON'T EVEN NEED ME TO ♪ ♪ BUY HER NOTHIN DRANK 705 00:39:47,669 --> 00:39:50,921 SHE GOT MONEY IN THE BANK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT 706 00:39:50,973 --> 00:39:53,956 SHE KNOW SHE FLY ♪ ♪ SHE STUNTIN 707 00:39:54,009 --> 00:40:01,331 SHE GON BUSS IT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT 708 00:40:02,151 --> 00:41:00,356 ♪