1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:03,002 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:03,004 --> 00:00:07,206 TONIGHT, TOM HIDDLESTON, MAYA ERSKINEE AND ANNA KONKLE, 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:12,277 AND MUSIC FROM CHIIILD, AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:14,613 >> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY. 5 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,416 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 6 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:23,756 THANKS FOR JOINING US. IT'S TUESDAY, TACO TUESDAY TO 7 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,558 SOME, DEPENDING UPON YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. 8 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,627 AND THIS ONE GOT OFF TO A ROUGH START. 9 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,563 THE INTERNET WAS DOWN FOR ALMOST AN HOUR TODAY. 10 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:38,237 MULTIPLE MAJOR WEBSITES CRASHED THIS MORNING DUE TO AN OUTAGE AT 11 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,239 A CLOUD SERVICES COMPANY CALLED "FASTLY." 12 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,307 WHICH SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS NAMED BY DONALD TRUMP DEMANDING A DIET 13 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:46,245 COKE. AMAZON, CNN, "THE NEW YORK 14 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:58,324 TIMES," PINTEREST, TWITCH, GOOGLE, eBAY AND MORE WERE ALL 15 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,258 OFFLINE FOR 50 MINUTES. LADING TO THE WORLD'S MOST 16 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,659 PRODUCTIVE HOUR IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. 17 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,594 BUT IT ALL CAME BACK, THANK GOODNESS. 18 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,196 EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HIT CONTROL-ALT-DELETE AT THE SAME 19 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:11,270 TIME AND VOILA! THE ICHBT INTERNET IS BACK. 20 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,671 IT IS ALSO VERY HOT IN A LOT OF THE COUNTRY. 21 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:13,739 A RECORD-BREAKING HEAT WAVE IS WAVING. 22 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,141 SIX STATES SAW RECORD HIGHS YESTERDAY. 23 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,809 AND SOME OF THEM ARE ALSO BEING HIT WITH A HORDE OF CICADAS. 24 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:20,679 IT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN WHEN A WEATHR FORECAST ENDS WITH, 25 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:27,820 "JUST AS THE BIBLE FORETOLD." BUT IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING. 26 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:31,156 THESE CICADAS ARE NOISY INSECTS THAT EMERGE AFTER 17 YEARS 27 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:34,159 UNDERGROUND TO MATE. LIKE A BUNCH OF HORNY TEENAGERS 28 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:38,164 ON PROM NIGHT. THE REASON THEY ALL COME OUT AT 29 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,701 THE SAME TIME IS BECAUSE IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR 30 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,437 PREDATORS TO EAT ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. 31 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:48,974 IT'S LIKE BOTTOMLESS BREADSTICKS AT OLIVE GARDEN BUT FOR BUGS. 32 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,509 AND THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM, THEY'RE EVEN POPPING UP ON 33 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:54,112 WEATHER RADAR. THIS IS FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. 34 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,916 ALL THAT BLUE? THOSE ARE BUGS. 35 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,319 BETWEEN COVID, THE HEAT, AND THESE CICADAS, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE 36 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:04,390 FIGURED OUT AN ALGORITHM TO MAKE SURE WE NEVER GO OUTSIDE AGAIN. 37 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:09,862 I SUSPECT NETFLIX. IS BEHIND THIS. 38 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,264 AND, OF COURSE, OUR FIRST INSTINCT WHEN WE FIND SOMETHING 39 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:16,735 WEIRD IN THE WOODS OR NATURE OR WHATEVER IS TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU 40 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,604 CAN GET HIGH FROM IT. AND THAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE 41 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,207 BECAUSE SOME OF THESE CICADAS ARE INFECTED WITH A PSYCHEDELIC 42 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:28,614 FUNGUS. >> EMERGING CICADAS CAN BE A 43 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:32,551 TASTY SOURCE OF PROTEIN, BUT WILL EATING THEM GET YOU HIGH? 44 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,286 >> I DID SOME QUICK CALCULATIONS. 45 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:38,824 MY FEEL SOMETHING YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE TO EAT ABOUT A HUNDRED OF 46 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:42,361 THE INFECTED CICADAS, WERE IT TO HAVE ANY POTENTIAL EFFECT. 47 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,496 >> Jimmy: GREAT. DONE. 48 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:47,166 I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. MAYBE I'LL EAT A HUNDRED CICADAS 49 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:51,837 BEFORE THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 50 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,441 THE CICADA OF PRESIDENTS, DONALD TRUMP, IS PLANNING TO 51 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,242 RE-EMERGE FOR SOME PAID LIVE APPEARANCES. 52 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,246 TRUMP IS TEAMING UP WITH BILL O'REILLY FOR A SERIES OF 53 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,783 LIVE EVENTS THEY'RE CALLING "THE HISTORY TOUR." 54 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,918 WHICH WAS ALSO THE NAME OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S TOUR 25 YEARS 55 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:12,525 AGO. AND WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THOSE 56 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:16,395 TWO DO "THE GIRL IS MINE." IT'S QUITE THE DUET. 57 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,997 THEY'RE PLANNING TO DO FOUR SHOWS AND TICKETS GO ON SALE 58 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,199 NEXT WEEK. SO IF YOU ENJOYED CHARLIE 59 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,334 SHEEN'S VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH TOUR, BUT WEREN'T SO EXCITED 60 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:26,272 ABOUT THE "TRUTH" PART THIS MIGHT BE YOUR THING. 61 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,673 DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER LAWYER COULD USE A LAWYER RIGHT NOW 62 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,208 AFTER CNN RELEASED WHAT COULD TURN OUT TO BE THE SECOND-MOST 63 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:34,546 DAMAGING TAPE OF RUDY GIULIANI. REMEMBER TRUMP'S "PERFECT CALL" 64 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:38,284 WITH THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT? THE ONE HE GOT IMPEACHED FOR? 65 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:44,356 ALL THAT QUID PRO QUO STUFF? WELL, A FEW WEEKS BEFORE THAT 66 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:53,499 CALL IN JULY OF 2019, HIS ROUTED RUDY DIALED UP A SENIOR 67 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,299 UKRAINIAN OFFICIAL TO PUT THE SQUEEZE ON. 68 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,434 AND NOW AUDIO FROM THAT CALL HAS LEAKED. 69 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,436 MOST LIKELY FROM RUDY'S HAIR. CNN GOT THEIR HANDS ON A 70 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,104 RECORDING IN WHICH RUDY G. CAN BE HEARD REPEATEDLY PRESSING 71 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:08,514 UKRAINIAN OFFICIALS WHO AT THE TIME WERE DESPERATE FOR THE 72 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:17,122 U.S. SUPPORT THAT WOULD DESPERATELY HOLD THEIR GROUND. 73 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,258 TRUMP DECIDED TO WITHHOLD THAT WOULD HELP THEM HOLD THEIR 74 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,525 GROUND AGAINST THE RUSSIAN ARMY. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE 75 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:21,594 WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS IS BUT AT THAT SAME TIME, RUDY WAS 76 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,995 LEANING ON THEM TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY WERE INVESTIGATING 77 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,129 JOE BIDEN. THIS IS WHAT GIULIANI WANTED THE 78 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:28,266 PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE TO DO. >> IF HE COULD MAKE SOME 79 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:33,272 STATEMENT AT THE RIGHT TIME THAT HE SUPPORTS A FAIR, HONEST LAW 80 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:36,007 ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM AND THAT THESE INVESTIGATIONS GO WHERE 81 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:39,812 THEY HAVE TO GO AND BE RUN BY HONEST PEOPLE THAT IS CORRECT 82 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:42,548 WOULD CLEAR THE AIR REFERRALLY WELL, AND I THINK IT WOULD MAKE 83 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:47,887 IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO COME AND MAKE IT POSSIBLE, I THINK, FOR 84 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,155 ME TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT MAKING 85 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:54,493 SURE THAT WHATEVER MISUNDERSTANDINGS ARE PUT ASIDE 86 00:04:54,561 --> 00:05:00,099 AND MAYBE EVEN, I KIND OF THINK THIS COULD BE A GOOD THING FOR 87 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:02,434 HAVING A MUCH BETTER RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE REALLY 88 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:08,707 UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IN HIS MOUTH? 89 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:12,577 A HARD CANDY IN THERE. THERE YOU GO. 90 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:13,378 HE LAYS IT ALL OUT. NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT THAT AT 91 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,579 ALL. HE'S LIKE, "YOU GUYS LIKE QUID? 92 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,315 WELL, WE GOT SOME PRIMO QUID, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME QUO. 93 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,517 AND DONALD TRUMP IS VERY PRO QUO." 94 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:22,921 GIULIANI IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY FEDERAL PROSECUTORS. 95 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,057 THIS GUY ALL HE DOES IS DIG UP DIRT WHETHER IT'S ON BIDEN OR 96 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:31,730 JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIS GRAVE EVERY MORNING. 97 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,132 HE'S A DIRT DIGGER. AND HE COULD BE IN A LOT OF 98 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:37,869 TROUBLE FOR IT. IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY TO THAT 99 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,338 CALL YOU CAN HEAR EVEN HIS TEETH ARE TRYING TO DISTANCE 100 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:42,007 THEMSELVES FROM HIS MOUTH. THIS IS AN ENCOURAGING 101 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,075 STATISTIC. MORE AMERICANS SUPPORT SAME-SEX 102 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:50,015 MARRIAGE THAN EVER BEFORE. AFTER THINKING IT WOULD BRING 103 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,885 THE END OF THE WORLD, 70% ARE NOW IN FAVOR OF IT. 104 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:59,024 IT'S AMAZING HOW FAR WE'VE COME IN SUCH A LONG TIME. 105 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:01,559 I MENTIONED LAST NIGHT THAT IT'S PRIDE MONTH. 106 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,362 AND A NUMBER OF AMERICAN COMPANIES ARE EMBRACING THAT 107 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:07,633 FACT. INCLUDING BURGER KING. 108 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:13,905 BURGER KING HAS AN LGBTQ+ SPIN ON THEIR NEW CHICKEN SANDWICH 109 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:14,973 "DURING #PRIDE MONTH (EVEN ON SUNDAYS) YOUR CHICKEN SANDWICH 110 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,909 CRAVING CAN DO GOOD! WE ARE MAKING A DONATION TO @HRC 111 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,779 FOR EVERY CH'KING SOLD" THIS IS A NOT SO-SUBTLE SHOT AT 112 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:28,254 CHICK-FIL-A. WHICH IS NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS. 113 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,589 CHICK MATE. IN OTHER WORDS. 114 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:33,325 AND WHILE YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT MAKES THE CH'KING AN LGBTQ 115 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:36,127 PLUS-FRIENDLY SANDWICH THE SECRET IS ALL THEIR CHICKENS ARE 116 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:45,270 GAY. AND IT'S SPECIFIC TO THAT 117 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:51,743 RESTAURANT CHAIN, YES. EVEN APPLE HAS A SPECIAL "PRIDE 118 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:56,682 EDITION" OF THEIR WATCH. ARE YOU WORRIED THAT IF YOU 119 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,884 LAUGH AT THAT YOU MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE? 120 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,753 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A CONFUSING TIME, 121 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:09,828 IT REALLY IS. APPLE YESTERDAY, THE COMPANY, 122 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,964 NOT THE FRUIT, UNVEILED ALL THE NEW FEATURES FOR iOS 15. 123 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,432 THERE'S A LOT OF NEW STUFF. ON FACETIME YOU CAN NOW SCHEDULE 124 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:17,302 CALLS, BLUR YOUR BACKGROUND, AND SEE EVERYONE ON THE CALL IN A 125 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:21,906 GRID VIEW. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY INVENTED 126 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:24,709 ZOOM. APPLE IS ALSO UPDATING ITS 127 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:27,513 MOBILE WALLET WITH DIGITAL KEYS THAT WILL LET USERS REMOTELY 128 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,848 UNLOCK EVERYTHING FROM THEIR CAR TO THEIR FRONT DOORS. 129 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:35,787 SO YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOUR PHONE IS CHARGED, OTHERWISE 130 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:40,525 YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE YARD. AND THIS WAS THE BIG ONE, 131 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:44,129 THIS WAS THE NEW THING EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT TODAY. 132 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,197 A NEW FEATURE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND WATCH VIDEOS 133 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:50,336 REMOTELY WITH A FRIEND. ♪ 134 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:54,807 >> TECHNOLOGY PLAYS A BIGGER ROLE IN OUR LIVES THAN ANYTIME 135 00:07:54,809 --> 00:08:04,483 IN HISTORY, WHICH IS WHY IN 2021 IS MAKING IT EASIER THAN EVERY 136 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:10,755 TO ACCIDENTALLY SHARE YOUR PORN. WE MADE IT EASIER TO SCREEN 137 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:14,560 SHARE PORN ON THE FAMILY TV. THEN WE CONNECTED ALL YOUR 138 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:19,164 DEVICES SO YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW'S 139 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,166 SEARCHING FOR ON THE iPAD YOU LET HIM BORROW. 140 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:26,372 NOW WITH AN UNINTENTIONAL SWIPE OF A PINKY, YOU CAN INVITE A 141 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:31,976 RANDOM CONTACT TO WATCH WHATEVER VIDEO YOU'RE CURRENTLY WATCHING, 142 00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:35,980 ESPECIALLY PORN. WE'VE ALSO UPDATED YOUR CAMERA. 143 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:42,520 NOW YOU CAN SDECACCIDENTLY SEND LINK TO YOUR FRONT FACING CAMERA 144 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,390 TO YOUR BOSS, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR ENTIRE CONTACT LIST, EVEN WHEN 145 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:48,326 YOU'RE PLEASURING YOURSELF. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE 146 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,863 PLEASURING YOURSELF. AND LASTLY, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO 147 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:56,602 DO SOMETHING CALLED HEALTH SHARING, WHERE YOU CAN MONITOR 148 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:01,740 THE HEALTH LEVELS OF YOUR LOVED ONES. 149 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:06,145 LET'S SAY YOUR MOM AND DAD'S HEART RATES SIMULTANEOUSLY 150 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:12,951 INCREASE ON THE NIGHT OF THEIR ANNIVERSARY. 151 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,353 YOU'LL YOU'LL RECEIVE A NOTIFICATION. 152 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,156 TERE YOU HAVE IT. DADDY'S GETTING SOME OF THAT 153 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,825 MOMMY HONEY GOOD. REAL GOOD. 154 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:27,766 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, YOU DISGUSTING PORNO PIGS. 155 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,635 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT NEW STUFF THERE. 156 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,171 I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF APPLE 157 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:41,580 STARTED TAKING FEATURES AWAY. LIKE, "STARTING ON WEDNESDAY, 158 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,914 NO ONE CAN EVER LEAVE YOU A VOICEMAIL AGAIN." 159 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,783 AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE HAD A 160 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:49,254 BABY GIRL HERE IN CALIFORNIA ON FRIDAY. 161 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,122 UP IN SANTA BARBARA. AND OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A BIG 162 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,058 SCORE FOR US. THE LAST TIME WE HAD A ROYAL 163 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:57,930 BABY AROUND HERE WAS WHEN QUEEN LATIFAH WAS BORN. 164 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,398 IT'S BEEN QUITE SOME OF TIME. SO WE WENT OUT ON HOLLYWOOD 165 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:03,335 BOULEVARD AND WE ASKED PEOPLE FOR THEIR THOUGHTS ON A BUNCH OF 166 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,269 MADE UP STUFF IN TONIGHT'S ROYAL BABY EDITION OF "LIE WITNESS 167 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:12,744 NEWS." ♪ 168 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:16,014 >> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW ROYAL BABY THAT WAS JUST BORN. 169 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:20,619 THEY STREAMED THE BIRTH ON TWITCH, DID YOU WATCH THAT? 170 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,554 >> YEAH, I CAUGHT A FEW CLIPS OF IT. 171 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,024 IT WAS INTERESTING. >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT? 172 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,761 WHAT WAS THE QUALITY OF THAT BIRTH ON TWITCH? 173 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,897 >> DEFINITELY NOTHING SHORT OF SPECTACULAR. 174 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,432 YOU COULD TELL THERE WAS A LOT OF MONEY BEHIND IT. 175 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:38,904 IT WAS A GREAT WATCH FOR ANYBODY WHO ENJOYS WHATEVER THE CROWN IS 176 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,905 UP TO. >> WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN 177 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:44,109 YOU WATCHED THAT? >> GRUESOME. 178 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:49,714 CHILDBIRTH FOR WOMEN IS BECOMING MORE NORMAL FOR WOMEN. 179 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,317 WE'RE NOT SURPRISED. IT'S A SHOCKING SIGHT TO SEE 180 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,652 WHEN YOU LOOK AT CHILDBIRTH, BECAUSE IT'S GRUESOME. 181 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,922 >> WHO WERE YOU WATCHING THAT WITH? 182 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,590 >> MYSELF. I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH TIKTOK 183 00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:05,530 AND IT CAME ON MY PAGE A, I WAS LIKE, WHOA, THIS IS DIFFERENT. 184 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:09,801 YOU DON'T SEE CHILDBIRTH THAT OFTEN ON TIKTOK AT ALL 185 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:13,672 >> WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN THE QUEEN CAME OUT WITH A STATEMENT 186 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,009 AFTER THE BABY WAS BORN THAT SHE WAS ALSO PREGNANT. 187 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:21,947 WAS SHE JUST TRYING TO STEAL SOME OF MEGHAN'S THUNDER? 188 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:29,955 >> THAT'S KIND OF WE'RE IRD THAE WOULD SAY THAT RIGHT THEN. 189 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:35,560 >> ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED WITH QUEEN? 190 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,896 >> YEAH. >> WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE 191 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,365 CAMERA AND TELL HER. >> YOU SHOULD BE WANTING TO 192 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,568 UPLIFT OTHER WOMEN AND MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE QUEENS AS WELL. 193 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:48,640 I DON'T LIKE THAT, QUEEN. >> IT'S A BRITISH THING NAME A 194 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,509 GIRL GEORGE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT NAME? 195 00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:53,845 >> IF IT'S A TRADITION AND THAT'S SOMETHING THEY'RE 196 00:11:53,847 --> 00:12:06,325 COMFORTABLE WITH, I DON'T. >> AND GEORGE'S MIDDLE NAME, 197 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,861 KASTANSINGTON. >> IS THERE A SPECIAL MEANING 198 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,129 BEHIND THE NAME? >> I DON'T KNOW. 199 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,866 I THINK IT'S A NAME ABOUT NOTHING. 200 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,268 >> DOES THAT MAKE HERR MORE OF PEOPLE PERSON, HAVING THE BABY 201 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,405 ON THE FLOOR OF A WALMART BATHROOM? 202 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,875 >> IT WAS BOLD. >>> 203 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:33,418 >> WHAT WAS YOUR THOUGHT OF WHEN THEY DECIDED TO HAVE THE 204 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:39,157 TRADITIONAL BRITISH BIRTH SQUATTING IN A KIDDIE POOL WITH 205 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,826 EARL GREY TEA. >> IT IS MORE CONVENIENT FOR 206 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,563 MOMS. >> DID SHE HAVE AN EARL GREY TEA 207 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:45,897 BIRTH? >> NO. 208 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,566 SHE HAD LIKE A NORMAL DELIVERY, WITHOUT ANY TEA. 209 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:52,904 >> WERE YOU SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT MEGHAN HAD TWINS AND PUT 210 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,907 ONE UP FOR ADOPTION? HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 211 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,511 >> THAT WAS, THAT WAS A SURPRISE, BECAUSE I DON'T 212 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:02,180 BELIEVE THAT NO CHILD SHOULD BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY THAN THE 213 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,049 OTHER ONE. OR LOVED DIFFERENTLY THAN THE 214 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,250 OTHER ONE. >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO 215 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,053 CONGRATULATE THE BABY THAT SHE DID KEEP? 216 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:14,393 >> YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MADE IT. 217 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:20,265 >> THE ROYALS SAY SHE HAS THE FULL LONG NAME. 218 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:32,410 >> RIGHT. >> CAROL BONMAYOR, RUFFIN RUPAUL 219 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,079 RUEF RUEFENIA DOUBTFIRE. 220 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:40,352 >> CONGRATULATIONS WESTMERTHER KENSINGTON. 221 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:46,491 >> WELCOME TO THE WORLD. >> CONGRATULATIONS PRINCE HENRY 222 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,960 AND MEGHAN MCCAIN. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW 223 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,095 FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM "PEN FIFTEEN" MAYA ERSKINE 224 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:53,498 AND ANNA KONKLE ARE HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM CHIIILD. 225 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:59,704 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LOKI HIMSELF, TOM HIDDLESTON. 226 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,339 STICK AROUND. SO STICK AROUND! 227 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,913 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 228 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:12,316 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM THE VERY FUNNY 229 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:16,521 SHOW "PEN 15" ON HULU, MAYA ERSKINE AND ANNA KONKLE ARE WITH 230 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,658 US. THEN LATER, HE IS FROM MONTREAL. 231 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,459 HIS ALBUM "HOPE FOR SALE" COMES OUT JULY 23rd, MUSIC FROM 232 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,595 CHIIILD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 233 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:27,932 YOU'LL LIKE THIS, HE'S GOOD. TOMORROW NIGHT, LIAM NEESON AND 234 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,734 GUGU MBATHA-RAW WILL JOIN US WITH MUSIC FROM T-PAIN AND 235 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:33,004 KEHLANI. AND THURSDAY, PRESIDENT 236 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,940 BILL CLINTON, JAMES PATTERSON, WIZ KHALIFA, AND MUSIC FROM 237 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,942 JACKSON BROWNE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 238 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,479 SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR BOTH OF THOSE. 239 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,013 YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST AS THE ASGARDIAN GOD OF MISCHIEF AND 240 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:53,491 BROTHER TO THOR. HIS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW 241 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,360 SERIES "LOCI" PREMIERES LIKE IN A FEW HOURS ON DISNEY PLUS. 242 00:14:56,430 --> 00:15:02,567 SAY HELLO TO TOM HIDDLESTON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 243 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,702 HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M DOING GOOD, JIMMY, HOW 244 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,637 ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: DOING WELL. 245 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,571 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE LOCI THING IN A MINUTE. 246 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,974 YOU'RE IN LONDON NOW? >> YES, I'M IN LONDON. 247 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,177 IT'S COMING UP FOR 1:00 IN THE MORNING. 248 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,578 >> OH. >> I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE, HAPPY 249 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:17,382 TO TALK TO YOU. THIS IS AN EXCITING DAY. 250 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,185 YOU KNOW. IT'S WEDNESDAY FOR ME. 251 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:29,127 AND WEDNESDAYS, WE KNOW LOKI COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAYS SO HERE 252 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,261 WE ARE. >> Jimmy: ALSO, IS EVERYBODY 253 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,931 TALKING ABOUT THE ROYAL BABY? YOU KNOW IT'S OURS, RIGHT? 254 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,332 IT BELONGS TO US. [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:40,405 SHE'S AN AMERICAN, WE ALREADY BOUGHT HER A JET SKI. 256 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,474 >> IT'S KNOWN, IT'S KNOWN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 257 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,743 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A BIG PREMIERE THERE, RIGHT? 258 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:45,944 IS THAT THE CASE? >> YEAH, WE DID. 259 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:50,615 IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS -- IT WAS JUST SO NICE TO BE OUT OF THE 260 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,818 HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:58,556 IT'S BEEN AWHILE. WE HAD IT IN THE TATE MODERN, 262 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,827 THE EXTRAORDINARY BUILDING, THE MUSEUM ON THE SOUTH BANK OF THE 263 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:07,299 RIVER THAMES. AND EVERYBODY -- THEY DECKED THE 264 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:13,438 WHOLE PLACE OUT. THE SCREEN WAS A FOUR-SIDED BLUE 265 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,906 CUBE. >> Jimmy: OH. 266 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:21,112 >> LIKE THE TESSERACT. LOKI IS A FAN OF THAT OBJECT, AS 267 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,380 YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH SURE, YEAH. 268 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:26,117 >> IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING TO WALK INTO -- I HAVEN'T BEEN 269 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:31,923 AROUND THAT MANY PEOPLE IN 18 MO 270 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,657 MONTHS. >> Jimmy: YOU TURNED 40 THIS 271 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,792 YEAR. DID YOU CELEBRATE? 272 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:38,396 >> THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY YOUNG, 273 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,000 ESPECIALLY IN ASGARD YEARS, IT'S VERY YOUNG. 274 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,536 >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, I HAVEN'T QUITE MADE THE 275 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,738 CALCULATION. YEAH, 40. 276 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:51,809 I WAS ACTUALLY -- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE DAY I TURNED 40, I WAS 277 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,680 ON SET AS LOKI. AND I WAS REFLECTING ON THE FACT 278 00:16:55,749 --> 00:17:00,618 THAT WHEN I TURNED 30, I WAS ALSO ON SET AS LOKI. 279 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,821 >> Jimmy: OH. >> IN THE FIRST "THOR" MOVIE. 280 00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:06,557 I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS CHARACTER FOR OVER A QUARTER OF MY LIFE, 281 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,960 WHICH KIND OF BLEW MY MIND. >> Jimmy: WILL YOU BE HAPPY OR 282 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,563 UPSET IF 50 HAPPENS AND YOU'RE LOKI STILL ON THE SET? 283 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:17,702 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'LL BE AMAZED, I'LL BE 284 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,704 AMAZED. AYOU MAY HAVE JUST WRITTEN THE 285 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:20,505 FUTURE, LET'S WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 286 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,706 >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU MENTIONED THAT. 287 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:25,176 CHRIS HEMSWORTH POSTED ON INSTAGRAM A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU 288 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:29,514 GUYS MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND YOU APPEAR TO HAVE SCRIPTS 289 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,984 IN FRONT OF YOU. SO THIS WAS TAKEN BASICALLY 10 290 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,852 YEARS AGO, 11 YEARS AGO, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 291 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,922 >> I THINK THAT WAS BASICALLY 2009. 292 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,526 WE JUST GOT CAST. AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I MET 293 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,861 CHRIS. WE WERE AT KENNETH BRANAGH'S 294 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,799 HOUSE IN ENGLAND. AND I -- ALL I SEE WHEN I LOOK 295 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:52,003 AT THAT PHOTO IS INACCESSIBLE YOUTH. 296 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:58,609 >> Jimmy: INACCESSIBLE YOUTH? ALL I SEE THAT IS CHRIS IS 297 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,012 DRESSED LIKE A VALET PARKER AT CAESARS PALACE. 298 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,213 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A COSTUME ATTEMPT OR 299 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,618 WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? >> IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE WE 300 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,819 JUST MET, CHRIS WAS THOR, I WAS LOKI. 301 00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:12,691 KENNETH BRANAGH HAD AN IDEA. I THINK HE WENT INTO AN OLD 302 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,960 WARDROBE, PULLED OUT THESE COLORS. 303 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,228 THOR'S CAPE IS RED, LOKI'S CAPE IS GREEN. 304 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:21,232 I THINK THOSE COSTUMES ARE FROM HIS MOVIES OF HENRY V AND 305 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:25,637 HAMLET. [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:30,041 BUT MY ABIDING MEMORY OF THAT DAY WAS CHRIS HEMSWORTH WALKING 307 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:34,245 THROUGH THE DOOR AND MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS, OH, THEY'VE CAST 308 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,647 THE RIGHT ACTOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,584 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU HAD AUDITIONED FOR THOR AS WELL AS 310 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,986 LOKI, RIGHT? >> RIGHT, YES. 311 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,988 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT TOO, THIS IS THAT SAME -- I THINK 312 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:49,127 RIGHT AROUND THAT SAME TIME. MARVEL ROLLS DICE, CASTS 313 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,997 NO-NAMES FOR "THOR." [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,799 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S TRUE, THEY TOOK A BIG 315 00:18:54,801 --> 00:19:01,139 GAMBLE. YOU KNOW, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 316 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,675 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY UP THERE 317 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,343 MADE A DECISION. >> Jimmy: HOLLYWOOD HAS A WAY OF 318 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,944 MAKING YOU FEEL GOOD, I THINK THAT'S THE MESSAGE HERE. 319 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,547 [ LAUGHTER ] >> TRUE. 320 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:14,152 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE HAD CHRIS ON THE SHOW REMOTELY, HE WAS IN 321 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,421 HIS HOUSE IN AUSTRALIA. AND HE HAS TWO OF THOR'S 322 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,490 HAMMERS. I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S ACQUIRED OR 323 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,492 STOLEN OR BEEN GIFTED THEM FROM THE SET. 324 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,429 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'VE SEEN THEM, ACTUALLY, 325 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,763 I'VE SEEN THEM. >> Jimmy: YOU DID, YEAH. 326 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,766 >> YEAH, BECAUSE WE FILMED "RAGNAROK" OVER THERE. 327 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,302 I WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I SAW IT, IT WAS RIGHT THERE, 328 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,370 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,972 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING? 330 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:39,777 BECAUSE LOKI HAS KNIVES SOMETIMES, OF COURSE THE -- 331 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:44,782 >> HE HAS THE HORNS. I'M ASHAMED TO SAY I HAVE 332 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,317 NOTHING QUITE SO ICONIC AS THE HORNS. 333 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,786 I DID HAVE A LOOK, IF YOU WAIT ONE SECOND, I HAVE THIS. 334 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,656 >> Jimmy: OKAY. OH, LOOK AT THAT, IT WAS A CHAIR 335 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:53,324 HE WAS SITTING ON THE WHOLE TIME. 336 00:19:53,393 --> 00:20:01,466 [ LAUGHTER ] >> REMEMBER THIS? 337 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,268 >> Jimmy: A SCARF. NO, I DON'T. 338 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,670 I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT. WAS THAT IN KENNETH'S CLOSET 339 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:10,875 TOO? [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,745 >> LOKI COMES DOWN TO VISIT THOR IN THE FIRST MOVIE. 341 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,949 AND HE'S WEARING THIS SCARF. >> Jimmy: OH. 342 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:24,155 [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 343 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,089 >> THAT'S WHAT I GOT, THERE YOU GO. 344 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,157 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU GOT, HUH? 345 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:32,763 >> LOKI IS WORTHY TOO. >> Jimmy: I HATE TO BRING UP AN 346 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:36,234 UNUNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECT. BUT MATT DAMON ALSO -- MATT 347 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:44,708 DAMON PLAYS AN ACTOR PLAYING LOKI IN "THOR: RAGNAROK." 348 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:45,910 >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I BELIEVE IN THIS 349 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,313 UPCOMING -- OH, MY -- FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW WHO DECIDED TO 350 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,648 PUT THAT UP ON SCREEN BUT LET'S NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. 351 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,517 [ LAUGHTER ] SINCE WE DID, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER 352 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:57,255 LOOK. A LOOK OF PEER CONSTIPATION. 353 00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:01,726 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 354 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,927 LOOK AT HIM. THERE HE IS. 355 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,663 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU DISAPPOINTED THAT -- WHEN YOU FOUND OUT HE 356 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:13,471 WOULD BE PLAYING YOUR CHARACTER? >> LOKI, AS WE KNOW, CONTAINS 357 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,341 MULTITUDES. AND SOMEHOW CONTAINS MATT DAMON. 358 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,144 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,945 >> EVEN IN THAT SUIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 360 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,749 >> THERE'S A THING WHERE -- THERE'S A THING WHERE YOU -- 361 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,217 LIKE YOU ALWAYS BUMP HIM FROM YOUR SHOW, RIGHT? 362 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,553 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A THING. IT'S JUST A SCHEDULING ISSUE, 363 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,821 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:35,760 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S NOT LIKE I DO IT ON 365 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,895 PURPOSE. >> I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE -- YOU 366 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:42,500 KNOW, I FEEL KIND OF LIKE MATT'S BUMPED ME FROM MY OWN CHARACTER. 367 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,634 >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S RIGHT! 368 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,037 HE'S ALWAYS TAKING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO HIM. 369 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,839 TRYING TO GET INTO PLACES WHERE HE'S UNWELCOME. 370 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,108 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 371 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,244 THANK YOU FOR THAT. >> YEAH, WELL -- ALL I CAN SAY 372 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:59,183 IS, YOU KNOW -- NEXT TIME THERE'S A NEW JASON BOURNE 373 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:02,587 MOVIE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IN ANOTHER REALITY THERE'S ANOTHER 374 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,721 JASON BOURNE WHO MIGHT SHOW UP AROUND THE CORNER. 375 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:07,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D BE 376 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:11,328 A MUCH -- YOU'D AN MILLION TIMES BETTER AS JASON BOURNE. 377 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,465 BUT FOR NOW YOU'RE LOKI. TOM HIDDLESTON IS WITH US. 378 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,468 WE'RE GOING TO SEE A CLIP FROM "LOKI" AFTER THIS, BE RIGHT 379 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:20,538 BACK! >>> ON BEHALF OF THE TIME 380 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:26,143 VARIANCE AUTHORITY, I HEREBY ARREST YOU FOR CRIMES AGAINST 381 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,945 THE SACRED TIMELINE. HANDS UP. 382 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:34,018 YOU'RE COMING WITH US. >> I'M SORRY -- WHO'S US? 383 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:40,692 >> LAST CHANCE, VARIANT. >> IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG DAY. 384 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,828 AND I THINK I'VE HAD MY FILL OF IDIOTS IN ARMORED SUITS TELLING 385 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:47,965 ME WHAT TO DO. SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, THIS IS 386 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:59,777 ACTUALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY. 387 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:03,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS TODD 388 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:08,653 HIDDLESTON AS LOKI, WHICH PREMIERES IN JUST A FEW HOURS ON 389 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,922 DISNEY PLUS. FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE TO TELL 390 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:13,791 YOU, I LOVE THIS LOKI. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST LOVE 391 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:17,461 THESE MARVEL SHOWS. AND YOU ARE SO GREAT IN THIS 392 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,732 ROLE. AND I WONDER, LIKE HOW DID THAT 393 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,066 HAPPEN? I KNOW THIS IS A DUMB QUESTION. 394 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,133 BUT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FACE? 395 00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:31,009 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO A LITTLE INSIGHT INTO 396 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,210 THAT. THERE WAS DEFINITELY A SPECIAL 397 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:35,280 CAMERA, WHICH IS SUPER, SUPER SLO-MO, A CERTAIN NUMBER OF 398 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:38,349 FRAMES PER SECOND. >> Jimmy: H. 399 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:45,089 >> AND BASICALLY, I HAD TO DO LIKE SPECIAL SLO-MO ACTING. 400 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,224 SLOW-MOTION ACTING. >> Jimmy: HUH. 401 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:49,693 >> I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY -- YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO IT ON 402 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,762 YOUR PHONE. BUT IF YOU -- I CAN'T REMEMBER 403 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,497 WHEN I LEARNT THIS. I WANTED TO RECREATE THAT THING 404 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:58,569 YOU SOMETIMES SEE, LIKE A SUPER SLOW MOTION THING, BECAUSE THE 405 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:02,973 IMPACT WOULD BE -- WOULD LIKE MAKE -- THERE YOU GO. 406 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:08,246 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> TO CSEE, TO EXPLAIN. 407 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,715 WHAT I DID IS BASICALLY BLEW A RASPBERRY WITH MY MOUTH. 408 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:15,319 >> Jimmy: OH. >> LIKE IF YOU GET A SLOW-MOTION 409 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:19,324 CAMERA, AND YOU GO -- LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: OH. 410 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:21,259 >> I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. >> Jimmy: OH. 411 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:23,528 WOW. THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE. 412 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:27,331 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE YOU GO, MAN. 413 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,400 THREE YEARS AT DRAMA SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 414 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,338 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CLASSICAL TRAINING. 415 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:36,607 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, JUST BLOW A RASPBERRY AND IT WILL 416 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:37,675 LOOK GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 417 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,810 >> Jimmy: IT DID LOOK GREAT AND THE SHOW IS GREAT. 418 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:43,681 AND I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I FEEL SO DUMB WATCHING THESE SHOWS 419 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,951 BECAUSE IT'S JUST LIKE I'M 7 YEARS OLD AND I'M SAYING THINGS 420 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:50,221 TO MY WIFE, TELLING MY WIFE ABOUT LOKI, AND SHE DOESN'T CARE 421 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,223 AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,425 I MEAN, SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT IT. 423 00:24:54,494 --> 00:25:02,033 I'M LIKE, "YEAH, NO, LOKI IS A NORSE GOD, THE GOD OF MISCHIEF, 424 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:08,572 A REAL GOD, FROM ENFNORSE MYTHOLOGY." 425 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:12,109 SHE'S LIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 426 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,777 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU WENT TO SHOOT THIS, WAS 427 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,046 EVERYONE ON THE SET FAMILIAR WITH THE STORY OF LOKI? 428 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,982 >> YES, SOME WERE. SOME WERE. 429 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:22,319 SOME WERE FAMILIAR WITH SOME ASPECTS, LESS FAMILIAR WITH 430 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,654 OTHER ASPECTS. THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE, IN 431 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,725 ORDER TO SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES AND GET EVERYONE ON THE SAME PAGE, 432 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:33,064 THE DIRECTOR, KATE HERON, ASKED ME TO -- TO KIND OF GIVE A LOKI 433 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:35,533 LECTURE. >> Jimmy: OH. 434 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:41,272 >> WHAT WE CALL A SORT OF -- LIKE A LITTLE SORT OF -- REALLY 435 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,207 SHAMBOLIC AMATEUR POWERPOINT PRESENTATION. 436 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:47,945 [ LAUGHTER ] WITH SORT OF, YOU KNOW, CLIPS 437 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,346 AND A WHITE BOARD AND A FEW PENS. 438 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:54,819 AND I SAT DOWN, ACTUALLY, WITH OWEN WILSON, WHO PLAYS MOBIUS IN 439 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:55,953 THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MOBIUS. 440 00:25:56,022 --> 00:26:01,625 >> AND HE KIND OF HAS TO -- MOBIUS KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT 441 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:04,895 LOKI, PROBABLY KNOWS LOKI BETTER THAN LOKI. 442 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:12,169 SO -- SO, YEAH, OWEN I THINK WAS A KEEN STUDENT OF LOKI SCHOOL. 443 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:15,706 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OWEN DOESN'T STRIKE ME 444 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:20,444 AS A COMIC BOOK GUY JUST IN GENERAL. 445 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:23,314 >> I MEAN -- I DON'T -- YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM. 446 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,982 I THINK HE WAS -- HE WAS DEFINITELY -- YOU KNOW, HE 447 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,919 LISTENED VERY ATTENTIVELY. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S -- IF 448 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,789 THAT WAS HIS ANCHOR, FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 449 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,592 ALTHOUGH OWEN ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE HE'S LISTENING VERY ATTENTIVELY, 450 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,260 THEN SOMETIMES YOU FIND OUT THAT HE WASN'T. 451 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:41,732 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, YOU MIGHT 452 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:45,269 BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO BE HERE 453 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,804 NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL SEE AS I TALK TO HIM. 454 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:53,811 HE'LL BE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> OKAY. 455 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,012 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT. 456 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,281 I'M SURE YOU'RE PRETTY HAPPY WITH THE REACTION THAT YOU'VE 457 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:02,019 BEEN GETTING. WE GET INTO THE MULTIVERSE, 458 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:05,823 WHICH I ALMOST KIND OF UNDERSTAND NOW. 459 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,357 IT'S LIKE -- DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT FULLY? 460 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:12,897 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,565 NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. >> Jimmy: CORRECT ME IF I'M 462 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:17,501 WRONG, BUT THE BASIC IDEA IS IF YOU SCREW WITH THE PATH OF TIME, 463 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:23,106 IT HAS TO BE CORRECTED, AND THERE IS AN ORGANIZATION, THE 464 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:27,845 TVA, THAT WILL CORRECT THAT FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD, OR THE 465 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:28,913 UNIVERSE, I GUESS. >> 10 OUT OF 10. 466 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:32,783 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 467 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:35,119 YOU SEE THAT? I AM LISTENING. 468 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:38,589 >> YOU GRADUATE FROM LOKI SCHOOL, JIMMY. 469 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,659 YES, EXACTLY RIGHT. SO THERE'S A -- YEAH, TIME IS 470 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:45,329 NOT LINEAR. THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT 471 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:49,467 TIMELINES WHERE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS DO DIFFERENT THINGS. 472 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:53,537 AND THEY -- AND SO THIS ORGANIZATION, THE TVA, THEY'RE 473 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:56,540 KIND OF LIKE THE GARDENERS OF TIME, THAT'S HOW THEY CALL 474 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,475 THEMSELVES. IF A BRANCH GROWS OFF THAT'S NOT 475 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,812 SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, THEY JUST STEP IN AND PRUNE IT. 476 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:04,615 THEY'RE LIKE KEEPING THE GARDEN OF TIME TIDY. 477 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:10,287 THEN QUESTIONS LIKE, WELL, HANG ON, WHO GETS TO CHOOSE WHAT 478 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:14,692 REALITY IS THE ONE WE SEE? SO ARE THE TVA SOMETHING THAT'S 479 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:18,362 A GOOD FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE, OR ARE THEY MAYBE SOMETHING -- 480 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:20,631 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD JUST RECOMMEND IF YOU'RE STAYING UP 481 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:26,237 ALL NIGHT TONIGHT, AS MANY PEOPLE DO FOR -- SO YOU CAN 482 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,772 WATCH IT RIGHT WHEN IT PREMIERES, GOOD GOOD AND BAKED 483 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:32,710 AND ENJOY THE TVA. [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:36,313 "LOKI" ON DISNEY PLUS COMING IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 485 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,447 TOM HIDDLESTON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 486 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:39,850 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAYA ERSKINE 487 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:44,021 AND ANNA KONKLE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 488 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:50,461 ♪ >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM CHIIILD IS 489 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:51,729 ON THE WAY. ON THIS NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS 490 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:53,463 DAY, OUR NEXT GUESTS PLAY TWO OF THE MOST AWKWARD MIDDLE SCHOOL 491 00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:57,534 BEST FRIENDS IN TV HISTORY. THEY ARE THE CO-CREATORS AND 492 00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:01,939 CO-STARS OF THE "PEN15" ON HULU NOW. 493 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:08,212 PLEASE WELCOME MAYA ERSKINE AND ANNA KONKLE! 494 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:20,291 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 495 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,227 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. 496 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:27,231 >> OH MY GOD, PEOPLE! >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW IT WAS 497 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:30,367 NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS TODAY? >> WE JUST FOUND OUT. 498 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,702 >> WE HUGGED. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE REAL BEST 499 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,770 FRIENDS? >> WE ARE. 500 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,706 >> YEAH, FOR REAL. >> Jimmy: FOR HOW LONG ARE YOU 501 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,842 BEST FRIENDS? >> 22. 502 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:40,577 IT HAPPENED LATE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT GOING TO SAY 503 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,913 HOW MANY YEARS, BUT WHEN WE WERE 22. 504 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:46,316 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE OTHER BEST FRIENDS WHO WERE DETHRONED 505 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,652 OR DEMOTED? >> DID YOU? 506 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:52,790 >> NOT DETHRONED BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU DID TAKE PRECEDENCE IN MY 507 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:53,724 LIFE. >> Jimmy: WOW. 508 00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:54,658 >> BUT WE'RE ON TV, SO THE ANSWER IS NO. 509 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,794 [ LAUGHTER ] >> GOOD CALL. 510 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,663 >> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS VERY FUNNY. 511 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:01,732 AND THE TITLE IS ONE OF THE GREAT TITLES OF ALL TIME. 512 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,937 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 513 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,473 >> Jimmy: ARE THERE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET IT? 514 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,675 >> A LOT OF PEOPLE. I FEEL LIKE THE FIRST SEASON 515 00:30:11,744 --> 00:30:17,415 ESPECIALLY, PEOPLE WOULD CALL IT "PENIS" AND WE'D HAVE TO CORRECT 516 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,417 THEM. BUT IT'S THIS ODD THING. 517 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,352 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE KIDS, PEOPLE WOULD WRITE, DO YOU WANT 518 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:28,492 TO BE PART OF THE PEN 15 CLUB? YOU SAY YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE 519 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:32,363 DESPERATE TO FIT IN. THEY WRITE IT ON YOUR HAND WITH 520 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,165 A SHARPIE. >> Jimmy: WE'D DO IT 521 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,966 DIFFERENTLY. WE'D SAY, DO YOU WANT TO BE PART 522 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,702 OF THE PEN CLUB? I'M PEN 14, DO YOU WANT TO BE 523 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,037 PEN 14? [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:45,509 THEN YOU WRITE "PEN 15" ON THE HAND, AND PRESUMABLY THERE WOULD 525 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:50,514 BE A PEN 16, BUT REALLY, EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING AT YOU. 526 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:52,316 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS OF THAT 527 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:56,654 HAPPENING AND I BLOCKED IT OUT, THEN CALLED THE SHOW "PEN15" BUT 528 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,256 DON'T REMEMBER THE TRUE ORIGIN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. 529 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:02,792 >> Jimmy: THE CHARACTERS HAVE YOUR NAMES BASED ON YOUR LIVES 530 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,662 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE ADULTS, OBVIOUSLY. 531 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,598 BUT THE OTHER -- THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THE SHOW, ONE OF THE WEIRD 532 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:11,535 THINGS ABOUT SHOW, IS THAT IT'S LIKE WEIRD THAT YOU'RE ADULTS 533 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,471 WITH CHILD ACTORS, BUT LIKE AFTER ABOUT THREE MINUTES YOU 534 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:18,675 KIND OF FORGET. >> I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY WHEN 535 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:21,011 WE'RE EDITING. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T. 536 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:25,015 >> IT'S EVERY WRINKLE, EVERY -- ACTUALLY, WE WERE DOING COLOR, 537 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,884 COLORING THE SHOW. AND THE COLORIST KEPT BEING 538 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:31,288 LIKE, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE WRINKLES OUT? 539 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,091 BECAUSE I CAN DEWRINKLE. ME. 540 00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:36,026 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> I DECIDED TO KEEP THEM. 541 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,563 WE FEEL IT'S MORE AUTHENTICALLY FREAKISH. 542 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,432 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK WHAT'S ODD IS THAT 543 00:31:41,434 --> 00:31:45,569 ALWAYS ON SET, WE WANT TO LOOK AS REJECT-Y AS POSSIBLE, BUT 544 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:49,306 ALWAYS TURN TO EACH OTHER AND BE LIKE, "BUT WAIT, DO I LOOK TOO 545 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:51,441 HOT RIGHT NOW? BE HONEST." 546 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:56,513 MAKEUP WOULD BE LIKE, "NO, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE 547 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,715 FINE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. 548 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,584 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER? 549 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,319 YOUR MOM PLAYS YOUR MOM ON THE SHOW. 550 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:05,856 WAS SHE AN ACTOR BEFOREHAND? >> ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO. 551 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:07,591 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE HER TO DO THIS? 552 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,860 >> I HAD TO CONVINCE THEM TO LET HER DO IT. 553 00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:11,061 A LITTLE BIT I DID HAVE TO CONVINCE HER. 554 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:16,000 SHE WAS REALLY NERVOUS, BUT THEN KIND OF, YOU KNOW, FIT IN AND 555 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,201 HAS ACTUALLY GROWN INTO THIS AMAZING ACTOR. 556 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:21,137 >> INCREDIBLE ACTRESS, YEAH. BUT SHE'S ALSO KIND OF A DIVA 557 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,872 NOW I WOULD SAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:26,876 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> SHE WAS LIKE THE LAST ACT 559 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:29,146 TORE CLOSE HER CONTRACT BECAUSE SHE HAD ISSUES WITH DATES, WAS 560 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:33,149 LIKE PUSHING, PUSHING BACK. >> SOMEONE SAID, WE'RE HAVING 561 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,619 TROUBLE CLOSING ONE OF THE CONTRACTS, THEY DIDN'T SAY YOUR 562 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,487 MOM AT FIRST. >> YEAH. 563 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,689 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GOT TO THE POINT WHERE THE LAWYERS 564 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:41,559 HAD TO REACH OUT TO YOU GUYS? >> YEAH. 565 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,894 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO CLOSE THE DEAL? 566 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,763 >> FOR MY MOM. >> Jimmy: TURNED OUT IT WAS YOUR 567 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:47,631 MOM? [ LAUGHTER ] 568 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,898 >> THEY'RE LIKE, CAN YOU TALK TO HER? 569 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:52,369 I WAS LIKE, YEAH, MOM WHAT JOB DO YOU HAVE? 570 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:53,436 >> SHE'S LIKE, I WANT TO GO TO VIENNA. 571 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:57,241 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 572 00:32:57,243 --> 00:33:00,777 >> Jimmy: ANNA, DOES YOUR MOTHER WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW NOW? 573 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:03,513 >> I THINK SHE WOULD LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 574 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:09,986 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HAPPENING? >> I CAN INDIRECTLY ASK. 575 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:13,924 >> I THINK SHE'D BE GREAT. MAYA'S TRIED TO BRING ME ON THE 576 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,526 SHOW, WHICH I FEEL BAD. SHE'S GOING TO WATCH. 577 00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:16,727 HEY, MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 578 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:22,599 BUT YEAH, SHE'S -- SHE'S VERY -- ALEX TOO, MY PARTNER, SHE'D BE 579 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,068 AN AMAZING ACTRESS. SO MANY EMOTIONS. 580 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:29,339 >> TRUE. >> IT WOULD COME THROUGH ON 581 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:30,741 SCREEN. I DID AN AUDITION WITH HER 582 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,076 RECENTLY, BECAUSE COVID LEFT ME NO OPTIONS. 583 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,278 AGAIN NO OFFENSE TO HER. [ LAUGHTER ] 584 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,881 I USUALLY WOULD DO IT WITH YOU OR WHATEVER, BUT SHE WAS IN MY 585 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,150 POD. IT WAS LIKE A PERIOD PIECE. 586 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,686 AND I THINK IT WAS FOR -- I WAS PLAYING SOMEONE WITH NINE 587 00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:46,156 PERSONALITIES OR SOMETHING. AND I DON'T GET DRAMATIC 588 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,359 AUDITIONS OFTEN. SO I'M LIKE, THIS IS IMPORTANT, 589 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:51,295 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. AND IT WAS LIKE READING WITH A 590 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:54,231 NARRATOR, OR LIKE SOMEONE IN "GAME OF THRONES." 591 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:58,902 LIKE EVERY LINE WAS LIKE, "AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?" 592 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:02,839 THEN I WAS LIKE -- I'M TRYING TO BE AS GROUNDED AS POSSIBLE, SO 593 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:05,376 IT WAS REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD. I GOT REALLY MAD. 594 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:06,710 INAPPROPRIATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 595 00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:09,179 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU GET MAD AT YOUR MOM BECAUSE 596 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,649 SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT AN ACTOR. 597 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:13,851 >> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S MEAN, THAT'S MEAN. 598 00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:15,853 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING A 599 00:34:15,855 --> 00:34:17,253 PARENT. YOU GUYS ARE NOW PARENTS. 600 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:21,125 BOY, THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE, THAT YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS, YOU 601 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:25,595 DO THE SHOW TOGETHER, THEN YOU BOTH GET PREGNANT AT ROUGHLY THE 602 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,530 SAME TIME. BY THE SAME MAN, YES? 603 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,201 >> YES. >> YES. 604 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:32,202 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 605 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:35,205 >> OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: END UP HAVING BABIES 606 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,273 WITHIN HOW MUCH TIME OF EACH OTHER? 607 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:39,276 >> TWO MONTHS. >> NINE WEEKS OUT. 608 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,344 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE GREATEST, RIGHT? 609 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,279 >> IT'S SURREAL. >> IT ACTUALLY IS THE BEST, TO 610 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,749 HAVE A FRIEND, A BEST FRIEND, GO THROUGH IT AT THE SAME TIME. 611 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,552 I FEEL BAD, THOUGH, BECAUSE SHE'S TWO MONTHS AHEAD OF ME, SO 612 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,623 SHE'S KIND OF GIVING ME -- >> NOT REALLY. 613 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:55,625 >> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, BUT WE'RE SHARING. 614 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:56,827 >> Jimmy: YOUR BABY'S THE ROUGH DRAFT. 615 00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:58,895 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES. 616 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,897 YEAH, THEN SHE GETS TO PERFECT IT, RIGHT. 617 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:06,036 YEAH, YEAH. COOL, COOL, COOL. 618 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,572 >> WE MET A FEW DAYS AGO FOR THE FIRST TIME. 619 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,974 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> FINALLY GOT VACCINATED. 620 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,309 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL. 621 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,244 >> Jimmy: DID THEY SEEM TO TAKE A LIKING TO EACH OTHER? 622 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:17,247 >> I THINK THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, I'M GOING TO SAY IT. 623 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:18,782 >> YEAH. >> I DON'T THINK THEY WERE 624 00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:23,987 COEXISTING, I THINK THEY WERE STARING DEEP INTO EACH OTHERS' 625 00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:25,122 EYES. >> SOULS. 626 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,723 >> TRULY CONNECTING. >> A LOT OF INAPPROPRIATE 627 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:29,059 GRABBING OF FACES. >> LICKING, STUFF LIKE THAT. 628 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,594 BUT I LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, YOU'RE 629 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:33,597 GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT THAT. 630 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,733 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT ALLOWED, 631 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,200 THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 632 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:38,802 >> Jimmy: WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE. 633 00:35:38,871 --> 00:35:41,004 YOU CANS FORCE THEM TOO MUCH OR IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 634 00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:41,805 >> TRUE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY 635 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:45,809 KEEP THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. >> HM. 636 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,479 >> Jimmy: THAT WORKS, RIGHT? >> WE THINK THEY'RE GOING TO 637 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:53,883 GROW UP AND BE LIKE, OH, YEAH, I'VE KNOWN ESSY -- 638 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:57,154 >> YOU CAN SAY IT. >> SORRY. 639 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,423 ESSY HER DAUGHTER'S NAME, FOREVER. 640 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,958 BUT HER PARENTS ARE FAMILY FRIENDS AND I REALLY HATE HER. 641 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:05,229 WE THINK THEY'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT POINT, THEN FALL BACK IN 642 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,429 LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 643 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:08,698 >> Jimmy: WELL, THE SHOW IS VERY, VERY FUNNY. 644 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:14,170 CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THE EPISODES OF "PEN15" WHICH MEANS 645 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,906 PENIS, ON HULU NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 646 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,575 MAYA ERSKINE, ANNA KONKLE, EVERYBODY. 647 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,644 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 648 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:25,449 CHIIILD. >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 649 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:28,785 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 650 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:33,657 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: NOW WE TRAVEL TO THE 651 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:37,861 MAGICAL CITY OF MONTREAL. HIS FORTHCOMING ALBUM IS CALLED 652 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,597 "HOPE FOR SALE." IT COMES OUT JULY 23rd. 653 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,734 MAKING HIS U.S. TV DEBUT, CHIIILD! 654 00:36:43,736 --> 00:36:48,405 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ CAUGHT SWIMMING 655 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:51,809 IN YOUR NEW SUNDRESS BLOOD RED JUST LIKE 656 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:58,081 YOUR NEW CORVETTE ♪ ♪ KEEP LIVING LIKE 657 00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:03,020 THE SUN DON'T SET DANCE FOR ME DARLING 658 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:24,975 PIROUETTE ♪ ♪ AH AH AH 659 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:37,921 ♪ AH AH AH ♪ AH AH AH 660 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,391 ♪ PLATINUM BLONDE SITTING SHOTGUN 661 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:43,393 LIGHTS OUT LOUD SMOKING HOT ONE ♪ 662 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,995 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN OUT RUNNING ROUND 663 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:53,202 ROUND ROUND SUCK YOU DRY ♪ 664 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,338 ♪ TILL YOU GOT ONE SELL YOU LIES AND 665 00:37:55,407 --> 00:38:02,479 YOU BOUGHT 'EM GET YOU HIGH ♪ 666 00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:11,021 ♪ GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN I SAID IT'S NICE 667 00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:20,029 TO MEET YOU I KNOW YOU'RE DOING FINE ♪ 668 00:38:20,099 --> 00:38:30,707 ♪ HOW CAN WE BE STRANGERS AFTER TONIGHT ♪ 669 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:42,786 ♪ ♪ DARLING WE'RE SLEEPWALKING 670 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:49,660 SLEEPWALKING DARLING WE'RE SLEEPWALKING 671 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:59,336 SLEEPWALKING ♪ ♪ IT'S STARTING 672 00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:01,071 TO HAUNT ME DARLING YOU'RE 673 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:08,145 FAST ASLEEP ♪ ♪ UNDER THE SURFACE 674 00:39:08,147 --> 00:39:15,819 ABOVE REALITY IT'S STARTING TO HAUNT ME 675 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:23,426 I SEE A MASTERPIECE ♪ ♪ UNDER THE SURFACE 676 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:31,167 ABOVE REALITY HOW DOES IT FEEL 677 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:36,440 WALKING FAST ASLEEP ♪ ♪ UNDER THE MOONLIGHT 678 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:39,442 DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL OR WHAT'S FANTASY 679 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:47,583 UNDER THE MOONLIGHT ♪ ♪ HOW DOES IT FEEL 680 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:52,789 WALKING FAST ASLEEP UNDER THE SUNLIGHT 681 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:56,926 OPEN YOUR EYES IT'S ♪ ♪ OKAY TO DREAM 682 00:39:56,995 --> 00:40:02,599 UNDER THE SUNLIGHT DARLING WE'RE SLEEPWALKING 683 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:10,807 SLEEPWALKING ♪ ♪ DARLING WE'RE SLEEPWALKING 684 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:17,013 SLEEPWALKING ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 685 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:20,350 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 686 00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:21,418 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 687 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:27,557 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK TOM HIDDLESTON, MAYA ERSKINE, 688 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,959 ANNA KONKLE, AND CHIIILD. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 689 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,828 TOMORROW NIGHT, LIAM NEESON AND GUGU MBATHA-RAW, WITH MUSIC FROM 690 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:34,964 T-PAIN AND KEHLANI. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, IF YOU'RE 691 00:40:35,033 --> 00:41:00,356 NASTY. THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.