1 00:00:01,164 --> 00:00:03,703 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:07,206 DJ KHALED, FLORENCE PUGH, AND MUSIC FROM FOUSHEE. AND NOW ‐‐ 3 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:10,009 JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:12,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:16,882 >> Jimmy: HI, I'M THAT GUY, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:19,285 THANKS FOR WATCHING. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 7 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:23,089 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I AM READY TO R‐O‐K. 8 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,157 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, GUILLERMO? 9 00:00:25,157 --> 00:00:27,226 >> Guillermo: GREAT, I'M READY TO ROCK. 10 00:00:27,226 --> 00:00:29,228 >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY'S FEELING GREAT. 11 00:00:29,228 --> 00:00:30,868 MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD GIVE EACH OTHER BACK RUBS AFTER THE SHOW. 12 00:00:30,868 --> 00:00:33,204 >> Guillermo: WHATEVER YOU SAY. 13 00:00:33,204 --> 00:00:37,542 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF THE THAT PEFLKY VIRUS GOING AROUND 14 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,644 KILLING THE GOLDEN GIRLS, WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A REAL 15 00:00:39,644 --> 00:00:43,781 AUDIENCE. SO I'VE BEEN DOING THE SHOW FOR 16 00:00:43,781 --> 00:00:47,352 OUR STAFF. AND THEY ‐‐ 17 00:00:47,352 --> 00:00:51,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 18 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:57,762 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. 19 00:00:57,762 --> 00:00:59,764 WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW TOMORROW, TOO, IF YOU KEEP IT UP. 20 00:00:59,764 --> 00:01:01,466 [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:01,466 --> 00:01:04,435 SO WE'RE TRYING TO MIX IT UP. WE INVITED ONE VACCINATED PERSON 22 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:07,805 TO SIT IN OUR AUDIENCE PER WEEK. A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WORK HERE. 23 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:10,608 AND THIS WEEK, WE WELCOME JILLIAN. 24 00:01:10,608 --> 00:01:11,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 25 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:18,416 HI, JILLIAN. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 26 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:21,052 >> I'M FROM OHIO ORIGINALLY, COLUMBUS. 27 00:01:21,052 --> 00:01:22,186 >> Jimmy: WHAT CITY IN OHIO? 28 00:01:22,186 --> 00:01:23,388 >> COLUMBUS. 29 00:01:23,388 --> 00:01:25,890 >> Jimmy: COLUMBUS, OHIO. 30 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:27,325 >> GO, BUCKS. 31 00:01:27,325 --> 00:01:29,527 >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU COULDN'T COME YESTERDAY BECAUSE YOU HAD A 32 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:30,495 ROCKET TO LAUNCH? 33 00:01:30,495 --> 00:01:33,865 >> YEAH, A LITTLE BUSY. WE HAVE ONE THIS COMING WEEKEND 34 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:34,198 AS WELL. 35 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:36,501 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD EXCUSE. YOU WORK FOR SPACEX? 36 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:37,502 >> YEAH, I DO. 37 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:41,839 >> Jimmy: WHAT THAT IS LIKE? IS ANYBODY REQUIRED TO BUY A 38 00:01:41,839 --> 00:01:43,074 TESLA TO WORK THERE? 39 00:01:43,074 --> 00:01:43,608 [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:47,111 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. IT'S A JOY, IT'S A PLEASURE. 41 00:01:47,111 --> 00:01:48,746 >> Jimmy: DO THEY PAY YOU IN DOGECOIN? 42 00:01:48,746 --> 00:01:49,247 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:52,050 >> NO, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA A LITTLE BIT AGO. 44 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:55,119 >> Jimmy: I SEE, YEAH. ARE YOU A ROCKET SCIENTIST? 45 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:56,888 >> YEAH, TECHNICALLY. 46 00:01:56,888 --> 00:01:57,388 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. 47 00:01:57,388 --> 00:01:57,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 48 00:01:57,889 --> 00:01:59,924 >> THANK YOU. 49 00:01:59,924 --> 00:02:02,560 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON TO ASK, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE 50 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,197 ON THE UFOs OR THE UAPs AS THEY CALL THEM NOW? 51 00:02:06,197 --> 00:02:07,999 >> GREAT QUESTION. 52 00:02:07,999 --> 00:02:08,766 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 53 00:02:08,766 --> 00:02:11,869 >> IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, I REALLY WANT IT TO BE TRUE. 54 00:02:11,869 --> 00:02:12,270 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,806 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AS A SCIENTIST, THOUGH, I THINK 56 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:16,674 I NEED A LITTLE MORE HARD EVIDENCE. 57 00:02:16,674 --> 00:02:18,309 >> Jimmy: YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE, ALL RIGHT. 58 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:21,179 THE GOVERNMENT, THEY WERE EXPECTED TO RELEASE THIS BIG 59 00:02:21,179 --> 00:02:23,614 REPORT ON WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT UFOs THIS WEEK. 60 00:02:23,614 --> 00:02:28,453 THAT WAS PUSHED TO LATER THIS MONTH. BUT WE LEARNED FROM THE 61 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:29,720 "NEW YORK TIMES" YESTERDAY WHAT IS IN IT. 62 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:30,888 TURNS OUT, THE ALIENS WERE CREATED IN A LAB IN CHINA. 63 00:02:30,888 --> 00:02:31,322 [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:02:31,322 --> 00:02:35,493 OH, WAIT, I MIGHT BE MIXING UP MY STORIES. BUT NO. 65 00:02:35,493 --> 00:02:37,228 ACCORDING TO THE "TIMES," INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS FOUND NO 66 00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:39,230 EVIDENCE THAT UNIDENTIFIED AERIAL PHENOMENA ARE ALIEN 67 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:42,467 SPACESHIPS, BUT THEY ALSO COULD NOT RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY 68 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:49,474 THAT THEY ARE ALIEN SPACESHIPS. THE REPORT SAYS THEY EITHER ARE 69 00:02:49,474 --> 00:02:50,708 OR AREN'T ALIEN SPACESHIPS. 70 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,442 [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:53,444 SO I'M GLAD THAT'S SETTLED. ONE THEORY IS THAT THE OBJECTS 72 00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:55,680 ARE FROM A COUNTRY THAT HAS QUIETLY ADVANCED WELL AHEAD OF 73 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:01,652 US TECHNOLOGY‐WISE. WHICH IS WORSE THAN ALIENS. 74 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:05,490 FA RUSSIA OR CHINA ‐‐ BEST‐CASE SCENARIO, WAKANDA IS REAL. 75 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:07,925 [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:03:07,925 --> 00:03:11,329 YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD AT SPACEX, BESIDES THE GUY THAT 77 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:13,998 OWNS IT? 78 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:14,331 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:14,331 --> 00:03:16,267 >> I WILL SAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LAUNCH OVER L. A.? 80 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:19,270 THAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, THAT GLOW IN THE 81 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:21,372 CLOUD IS PHENOMENAL. BUT OTHER THAN THAT. 82 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:22,740 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT YOU COULD EXPLAIN. 83 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:23,741 >> YEAH, YEAH. 84 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:26,611 >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T UNEXPLAINED. YOU'VE GOT SEEN A UFO? 85 00:03:26,611 --> 00:03:27,712 >> NOT THERE, NOT YET. 86 00:03:27,712 --> 00:03:31,549 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT AN EXPERT LIKE YOU ARE, BUT SHOULDN'T WE BE 87 00:03:31,549 --> 00:03:36,087 LAYING A GIANT REESE'S PIECES ALL THE WAY TO THE CIA OR 88 00:03:36,087 --> 00:03:38,055 DISNEYLAND OR SOMETHING TO TRY TO CATCH ONE OF THESE THINGS? 89 00:03:38,055 --> 00:03:39,357 >> I LOVE THAT IDEA, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 90 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:41,459 [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:42,660 >> Jimmy: IN WHAT WAS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A COINCIDENCE, THE 92 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,462 FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE SPACE FORCE HAS RETURNED. 93 00:03:44,462 --> 00:03:47,665 THERE WAS A MIKE PENCE SIGHTING IN NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR THE FIRST 94 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:49,600 TIME IN QUITE SOME TIME. HE HAS APPARENTLY COME OUT OF 95 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,802 HIDING. PENCE SPOKE AT THE ANNUAL LINCOLN‐REAGAN DINNER WHERE HE 96 00:03:51,802 --> 00:03:55,773 WEIGHED IN ON THE RIFT CREATED WHEN HIS FORMER BOSS FORCED HIM 97 00:03:55,773 --> 00:03:58,075 AND HIS FAMILY TO FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES DURING THE CAPITOL 98 00:03:58,075 --> 00:03:59,544 INSURRECTION. AND APPARENTLY, THEY ARE STILL 99 00:03:59,544 --> 00:04:03,781 NOT ON THE SAME PAGE WHEN IT COMES TO THE EVENTS OF 100 00:04:03,781 --> 00:04:04,115 JANUARY 6th. 101 00:04:04,115 --> 00:04:07,318 >> YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP AND I HAVE SPOKEN MANY TIMES SINCE 102 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:13,457 WE LEFT OFFICE. AND I DON'T KNOW IF WE'LL EVER 103 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:17,562 SEE EYE TO EYE ON THAT DAY. BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE PROUD OF 104 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:20,865 WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OVER THE LAST 105 00:04:20,865 --> 00:04:28,773 FOUR YEARS. 106 00:04:28,773 --> 00:04:30,942 >> Jimmy: WHAT A CHARACTER. WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED. 107 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:35,546 SETTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT DONALD TRUMP ACCOMPLISHED LESS 108 00:04:35,546 --> 00:04:37,815 THAN NOTHING IN HIS FOUR YEARS, WHAT DID MIKE PENCE ACCOMPLISH? 109 00:04:37,815 --> 00:04:39,217 THIS IS LIKE YOUR DOG SAYING "WE COOKED UP A PRETTY NICE DINNER 110 00:04:39,217 --> 00:04:39,884 TONIGHT, DIDN'T WE?" 111 00:04:39,884 --> 00:04:41,085 [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:04:41,085 --> 00:04:46,324 AND AS FAR AS NOT SEEING EYE TO EYE ON THE INSURRECTION GOES, 113 00:04:46,324 --> 00:04:52,597 TRUMP ACTUALLY INCITED A MOB THAT BROKE IN TO KILL MIKE PENCE. 114 00:04:52,597 --> 00:04:54,098 THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF RONALD REAGAN SAID, "YOU KNOW, 115 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:55,833 JOHN HINCKLEY AND I WILL NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE, BUT WE DO AGREE 116 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,401 THAT JODIE FOSTER IS SOMETHING ELSE!" 117 00:04:57,401 --> 00:04:59,804 [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:01,305 BUT THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE THEY TRIED TO HANG 119 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:06,811 MIKE PENCE FROM. MIKE PENCE'S LEGACY IS SO WEIRD. 120 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:08,813 HE'S JUST THIS BORING, NOTHING OF A MAN WHO DECIDED TO RUN WITH 121 00:05:08,813 --> 00:05:15,286 A GUY NO ONE, INCLUDING HIM, THOUGHT WAS GOING TO WIN, NOBODY 122 00:05:15,286 --> 00:05:19,490 WANTED TO RUN WITH, AND WOUND UP BEING NUMBER TWO TO ONE OF THE 123 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:20,725 WORST LEADERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. 124 00:05:20,725 --> 00:05:22,326 IT'S LIKE IF HITLER HAD A SIDEKICK NAMED DENNIS. 125 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:22,660 [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,894 YOU OPEN A HISTORY BOOK, YOU SEE DENNIS IN ALL THE PICTURES RIGHT 127 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:27,098 BEHIND HITLER. GIVING A THUMBS UP. 128 00:05:27,098 --> 00:05:32,770 YOU ASK YOUR TEACHER, "WHO IS THAT?" 129 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:33,871 SHE'S LIKE," OH, THAT'S DENNIS." 130 00:05:33,871 --> 00:05:34,805 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:36,540 OUR CRAZY EX‐POTUS IS SPINNING OUT RIGHT NOW. 132 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:39,310 ON WEDNESDAY, HE QUIT HIS OWN BLOG. HIS OWN WEBSITE. 133 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,312 BECAUSE NO ONE WAS READING IT. AND TODAY, FACEBOOK ANNOUNCED 134 00:05:41,312 --> 00:05:44,315 THAT HE WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THEIR PLATFORM UNTIL AT LEAST 135 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:47,852 JANUARY OF 2023. SO THE RECOUNT OF MONTE CRISTO 136 00:05:47,852 --> 00:05:48,452 PUT OUT A STATEMENT. 137 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:50,221 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:05:50,221 --> 00:05:57,728 "STATEMENT BY DONALD J. TRUMP. 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 139 00:05:57,728 --> 00:05:59,730 STATES OF AMERICA. NEXT TIME I'M IN THE WHITE 140 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,232 HOUSE, THERE WILL BE NO MORE DINNERS, AT HIS REQUEST, WITH 141 00:06:01,232 --> 00:06:02,700 MARK ZUCKERBERG AND HIS WIFE. IT WILL BE ALL BUSINESS!" 142 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,701 [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:06:03,701 --> 00:06:05,670 THAT'S RIGHT, ZUCKERBERG! YOU AND YOUR WIFE GUZZLED DOWN 144 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:06,737 YOUR LAST McFLURRIES WITH ME! 145 00:06:06,737 --> 00:06:08,673 [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:06:08,673 --> 00:06:14,011 SO THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MAR‐A‐LARDO. 147 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:15,179 [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:06:15,179 --> 00:06:17,448 HERE IN CALIFORNIA, THE STATE SAFETY BOARD IS RECOMMENDING 149 00:06:17,448 --> 00:06:24,288 THAT OFFICES PUT AN END TO MANDATORY MASK‐WEARING RULES FOR 150 00:06:24,288 --> 00:06:27,825 WORKERS WHO ARE FULLY VACCINATED, OR WORKERS WHO ARE 151 00:06:27,825 --> 00:06:28,659 LYING ABOUT BEING FULLY VACCINATED. 152 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:29,593 [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:06:29,593 --> 00:06:30,961 THEY SAY IT'S OKAY TO REMOVE YOUR MASK AS LONG AS EVERYONE IN 154 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:33,831 YOUR WORKPLACE IS FULLY VAXXED. MASKS WILL STILL BE REQUIRED IF 155 00:06:33,831 --> 00:06:39,070 EVEN ONE PERSON IN A WORKPLACE ISN'T VACCINATED. 156 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:42,573 AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR MOST OF US HERE AT THE SHOW WHEN I SAY 157 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,942 MAY GOD HELP THAT ONE PERSON. 158 00:06:44,942 --> 00:06:45,275 [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:45,609 WHOEVER YOU ARE. 160 00:06:45,609 --> 00:06:46,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 161 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:46,844 RIGHT, GUILLERMO? 162 00:06:46,844 --> 00:06:49,547 >> Guillermo: RIGHT, JIMMY! 163 00:06:49,547 --> 00:06:53,651 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH THE LAKERS LAST NIGHT? 164 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:55,219 >> Guillermo: YEAH, IT WAS BAD. 165 00:06:55,219 --> 00:06:57,588 >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY BAD, YEAH. GOOD FOR PHOENIX, BAD FOR US. 166 00:06:57,588 --> 00:07:00,091 THE SUNS BEAT UP ON THE LAKERS PRETTY GOOD THIS WEEK. 167 00:07:00,091 --> 00:07:02,593 AND THIS IS INTERESTING. LAST NIGHT, A GUY ON REDDIT 168 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:05,596 POINTED OUT THAT ALL THE PLAYERS WHO ARE APPEARING IN THE NEW 169 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:09,333 "SPACE JAM" MOVIE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS. 170 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:12,069 LeBRON, ANTHONY DAVIS, DAMIAN LILLARD, KLAY THOMPSON, 171 00:07:12,069 --> 00:07:15,172 AND MARVIN THE MARTIAN, ALL ELIMINATED. 172 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:15,506 [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:18,809 NONE OF THEM ARE IN. THEY'RE CALLING IT THE "SPACE 174 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:23,080 JAM" CURSE NOW. ALIENS, RIGHT JILLIAN? 175 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:23,914 >> YEP. 176 00:07:23,914 --> 00:07:24,248 [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:07:24,248 --> 00:07:27,051 >> Jimmy: IF YOU WATCHED THE GAME, THE SUNS GOT A HUGE BOOST 178 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:29,587 FROM KENDALL JENNER'S BOYFRIEND, DEVIN BOOKER. 179 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:32,623 WHICH IS INTERESTING. IN 2017, THE SUNS TWEETED THIS 180 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:35,693 PHOTO OF DEVIN LOOKING A LOT LIKE THAT OLD PHOTO OF A YOUNG 181 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:38,229 THE ROCK. THIS TWEET GOT THE ROCK AND 182 00:07:38,229 --> 00:07:40,731 DEVIN TALKING AND THE ROCK TOLD DEVIN THAT IF THE SUNS EVER WIN 183 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:44,735 A TITLE, HE'LL GET HIM A PERSONALIZED FANNY PACK. 184 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:48,839 HE SAID, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL, WHEN YOU HOLD UP THAT O'BRIEN 185 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:51,475 TROPHY ONE FINE DAY, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PERSONALIZED 186 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:53,677 FANNY PACK READY TO THROW ON. DEVIN BOOKER WROTE BACK "DEAL." 187 00:07:53,677 --> 00:07:55,179 AND NOW, THAT IT MIGHT HAPPEN, I DON'T WANT US TO LOSE SIGHT OF 188 00:07:55,179 --> 00:07:57,448 THIS. THE FULFILLMENT OF THIS PROMISE 189 00:07:57,448 --> 00:07:59,016 MIGHT BE JUST THE THING TO HEAL THIS NATION. 190 00:07:59,016 --> 00:08:00,451 [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:08:00,451 --> 00:08:02,219 SO I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND THE ROCK TO ORDER THAT FANNY PACK 192 00:08:02,219 --> 00:08:06,724 NOW. BECAUSE ESPECIALLY NOW WITH DELAYS FROM COVID, ORDERING FROM 193 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:07,992 ETSY TAKES FOREVER. 194 00:08:07,992 --> 00:08:09,660 [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:11,595 SO GET THAT. THIS ONE HAS THREE ZIPPERED 196 00:08:11,595 --> 00:08:16,767 POCKETS AND AN ADJUSTABLE STRAP! WHO WOULDN'T TREASURE AN ITEM 197 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,803 LIKE THAT? BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE IN THE 198 00:08:18,803 --> 00:08:21,071 MARKET FOR A SUMMER INTERNSHIP, AND YOU LIVE HERE IN L. A., THERE 199 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:23,808 IS AN UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY AT A LOCAL CANNABIS DELIVERY 200 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:26,811 COMPANY. WE MAY HAVE FOUND THE MOST 201 00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:28,045 HIGHLY COVETED INTERNSHIP OF ALL TIME. 202 00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:31,315 THIS IS AN ACTUAL POST FOR AN ACTUAL POSITION. 203 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:34,852 "DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO REVIEW CANNABIS FOR A LIVING? 204 00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:39,590 WE ARE SEEKING A PASSIONATE, DETAIL‐ORIENTED, CREATIVE WRITER 205 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,091 TO REVIEW EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT ON OUR WEED DELIVERY PLATFORM. 206 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:43,093 THE CANDIDATE MUST BE TIMELY AND ATTENTIVE TO DETAIL." 207 00:08:43,093 --> 00:08:44,428 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! 208 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:46,096 [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:48,332 "HAVE A PASSION AND HUNGER TO TRY THE MOST INNOVATIVE CANNABIS 210 00:08:48,332 --> 00:08:50,801 PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET." WELL, THEY'LL DEFINITELY HAVE A 211 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:53,571 HUNGER. AND "BE A GREAT TEAM MEMBER WITH 212 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:57,074 COLLABORATIVE SPIRIT." THAT MEANS PASS THE DUTCHIE TO 213 00:08:57,074 --> 00:08:58,008 THE LEFT HAND SIDE. 214 00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,477 [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:03,681 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 216 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:04,849 APPLICANTS MUST SUBMIT A ONE‐PAGE WRITING SAMPLE AND FAIL 217 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:05,749 A DRUG TEST. 218 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:08,452 [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:09:08,452 --> 00:09:11,689 WHERE WERE THESE INTERNSHIPS WHEN I WAS A KID? 220 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:15,693 WE WERE FOLDING 501s AT MILLER'S OUTPOST. 221 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:16,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:09:16,026 --> 00:09:19,330 THE PAY IS $15 AN HOUR, MINIMUM WAGE, UP TO 16 HOURS A WEEK. 223 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,699 WHICH I DID THE MATH HERE, THEY WANT AN INTERN FOR 16 HOURS A 224 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:23,100 WEEK, LET'S SAY THEY'RE THERE FOR EIGHT WEEKS, THAT'S 225 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,803 128 HOURS. AND THEY WANT THIS PERSON TO 226 00:09:25,803 --> 00:09:31,008 TEST 600 "PRODUCTS." THAT MEANS THE EMPLOYEE WOULD 227 00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:35,179 NED TO TEST AND WRITE ABOUT 4.7 PRODUCTS PER HOUR. 228 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:36,947 ARE THESE PEOPLE AT ALL FAMILIAR WITH THE SPEED AT WHICH STONED 229 00:09:36,947 --> 00:09:37,715 PEOPLE OPERATE? 230 00:09:37,715 --> 00:09:38,916 [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:42,119 THEY'D BETTER HAVE THEM TEST SOME METH TOO. 232 00:09:42,119 --> 00:09:42,620 IF THEY WANT THAT DONE. 233 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,087 [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:09:43,087 --> 00:09:44,855 THIS IS SOMETHING YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN 235 00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,090 THESE SORTS OF THINGS. 236 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:53,964 THE STOCK MARKET HAS BEEN ‐‐ THERE'S BEEN UNUSUAL MOVEMENT 237 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:55,733 IN THE STOCK MARKET. SHARES PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE 238 00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:57,935 WORTHLESS HAVE BECOME HOT PROPERTIES, LARGELY BECAUSE OF 239 00:09:57,935 --> 00:10:01,205 YOUNG TRADERS WHO JOIN FORCES ON REDDIT TO BUY WHAT ARE KNOWN AS 240 00:10:01,205 --> 00:10:05,409 "MEME STOCKS," WHICH IS SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 241 00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:06,810 ABOUT. SO JOINING US NOW TO HOPEFULLY 242 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:09,813 EXPLAIN IS ONE OF THE ARCHITECTS BEHIND THIS, HIS NAME IS 243 00:10:09,813 --> 00:10:11,081 JUST BRADEN. 244 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:12,149 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 245 00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:14,451 >> SUP? SUP, JIMMY? 246 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,620 >> Jimmy: HI, SORRY. YOUR NAME IS JUST BRADEN? 247 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,089 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 248 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:20,658 >> Jimmy: WELL BRADEN, THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. 249 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:21,091 WE APPRECIATE IT. 250 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:24,161 >> NO. NOT "BRADEN." "JUST BRADEN." 251 00:10:24,161 --> 00:10:25,029 FIRST NAME "JUST," LAST NAME "BRADEN." 252 00:10:25,029 --> 00:10:25,362 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:27,464 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR BIRTH NAME? JUST? 254 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:30,768 >> YES. 255 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:32,169 >> Jimmy: SO YOUR PARENTS SHOULD BE IN JAIL, YOU REALIZE THAT, 256 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:32,670 RIGHT? 257 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:35,439 >> THEY ARE. IT'S PRETTY SICK. 258 00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:36,941 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL ‐‐ JUST ‐‐ CAN YOU HELP US UNDERSTAND HOW 259 00:10:36,941 --> 00:10:37,675 THIS MEME STOCK THING WORKS? 260 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:45,349 >> SURE. IT'S PRETTY EASY. IF YOU WANNA MAKE A TON OF MONEY 261 00:10:45,349 --> 00:10:50,020 IN THIS MARKET, YOU GOTTA THINK OF THE STUPIDEST POSSIBLE THING 262 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:53,724 YOU CAN INVEST IT, THEN YOU POUR YOUR WHOLE TRUST FUND INTO IT. 263 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:56,160 BADOOSH! 264 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,195 >> Jimmy: WHAT SORT OF STUPID THINGS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 265 00:10:58,195 --> 00:11:00,731 >> REMEMBER POGS? 266 00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:03,767 >> Jimmy: POGS? YES. THE LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER YOU 267 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:04,802 THROW AT THE GROUND, RIGHT? 268 00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,070 >> EXACTLY. THOSE SUCKED BIG TIME. 269 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:09,573 BUT RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING HARD ON POG FUTURES. 270 00:11:09,573 --> 00:11:13,577 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EVEN BUY STOCK IN POGS? 271 00:11:13,577 --> 00:11:16,180 >> IT'S NOT A STOCK, IT'S A "STONK," YOU BOOMER. 272 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:19,483 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:24,088 >> Jimmy: IT'S A STONK? I NEED TO BUY STONKS, THEN? 274 00:11:24,088 --> 00:11:25,589 WHAT OTHER STUPID THINGS HAVE YOU INVESTED IN? 275 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:27,358 >> LET'S SEE ‐‐ SCRUNCHIES, TAMAGOTCHI, KEANU 276 00:11:27,358 --> 00:11:29,727 MEMES, POKEMON EROTICA. THAT'S A HOT ONE. 277 00:11:29,727 --> 00:11:33,297 HEY, YOU KNOW HOW DOMINO'S BROUGHT BACK THE NOID? 278 00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,698 >> Jimmy: DOMINO'S? 279 00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:38,535 >> YEAH, I DROPPED 100K ON THAT LITTLE BITCH, AND I'M GONNA HODL 280 00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:40,070 TO THE MOON! 281 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,805 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? "HODL TO THE MOON?" 282 00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:44,074 >> IT MEANS YOU DON'T SELL UNTIL IT MAKES MONEY. 283 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,810 >> Jimmy: OH. WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT? 284 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:50,080 >> BECAUSE THE INTERNET POISONED MY BRAIN, DUDE! 285 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,852 I'M ALL ABOUT NOSTALGIA, IRONIC REFERENCES, AND REGURGITATING 286 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:58,222 SLANG LIKE "CHEUGY," "NO CAP," AND "LUNCHABLES." 287 00:11:58,222 --> 00:11:58,722 [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:11:58,722 --> 00:12:00,491 >> Jimmy: "LUNCHABLES" IS NOT SLANG. 289 00:12:00,491 --> 00:12:02,459 >> IT IS THE WAY I USE IT. I'M A DISRUPTOR, JIMMY. 290 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,962 I DISRUPT. IF SOMETHING IS RUPT, I HIT IT 291 00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:08,966 WITH A DISS! WHICH BRINGS ME TO JUST BRADEN'S 292 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:12,670 MEME STONK PICK OF THE WEEK, BRADEN COIN. 293 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:16,440 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW WHAT'S BRADEN COIN? 294 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,174 >> I'M BRADEN COIN. 295 00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:20,811 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CRYPTOCURRENCY? 296 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:23,814 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. I AM A CRYPTOCURRENCY. 297 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:27,017 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 298 00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:28,452 >> IT MEANS THAT I AM THE FUTURE. 299 00:12:28,452 --> 00:12:29,653 AND JUST LIKE THE FUTURE, I'M TERRIBLE. 300 00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:30,854 [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,923 SO BE SMART AND BUY THE ‐‐ 302 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:35,392 [ BLEEP ]. 303 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,126 BUY THE ‐‐ 304 00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:37,428 >> HEY, YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE. 305 00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:40,264 >> OH, HEY, GUYS. 306 00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:40,631 >> Jimmy: HEY ‐‐ 307 00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,065 >> LOOKING SWOLL. 308 00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:41,832 >> NO CAP. 309 00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:42,599 >> Jimmy: WHO ARE THOSE MEN? 310 00:12:42,599 --> 00:12:45,803 >> MIKE. RONNIE. S.E.C. AGENTS. GOOD DUDES. 311 00:12:45,803 --> 00:12:47,071 I GO TO JAIL ABOUT ONCE A WEEK. IT'S LIT. 312 00:12:47,071 --> 00:12:50,574 >> Jimmy: YOU SEEM VERY RELAXED ABOUT GOING TO JAIL. 313 00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:52,810 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE ONLY TIME I GET TO SEE MY FOLKS. 314 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:53,143 [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,945 >> Jimmy: I SEE, THAT'S RIGHT. ARE THEY ALSO IN FOR DOING THIS 316 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,447 SORT OF THING? 317 00:12:56,447 --> 00:13:00,250 >> NO, WHEN I WAS A BABY, THEY STOLE ME FROM THE PARKING LOT OF 318 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:04,421 THE K‐MART. JUST REMEMBER, BUY THE 319 00:13:04,421 --> 00:13:06,824 [ BLEEP ], HODL THE MOON, BOYS, 320 00:13:06,824 --> 00:13:08,392 JUST REMEMBER THAT! 321 00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:10,294 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, JUST. 322 00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:10,794 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 323 00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:11,328 DID HE CALL ME A BOOMER? 324 00:13:11,328 --> 00:13:13,464 >> Guillermo: YEAH. 325 00:13:13,464 --> 00:13:15,999 >> Jimmy: I AM A VERY YOUNG MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD SAY 326 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:20,070 ANYTHING LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 327 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:22,639 TONIGHT. FLORENCE PUGH IS WITH US. 328 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:26,443 SHE IS IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE "BLACK WIDOW. 329 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:26,944 [ APPLAUSE ] 330 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:29,947 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM FOUSHEE. BE RIGHT BACK WITH DJ KHALED, SO 331 00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:37,788 STICK AROUND! 332 00:13:37,788 --> 00:13:38,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 333 00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:42,634 ♪ 334 00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:50,576 >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THAT. MURAL OF THE GREAT KOBE BRYANT 335 00:13:50,576 --> 00:13:51,810 THAT WAS UNVEILED YESTERDAY RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM US 336 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,913 AT HOLLYWOOD AND HIGHLAND. THAT'S REAL GOOD, HUH? 337 00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:59,184 IT'S BY AN ARTIST NAMED BRIAN PETERSON. 338 00:13:59,184 --> 00:13:59,551 [ APPLAUSE ] 339 00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,286 KOBE'S WATCHING OVER US FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 340 00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:02,521 TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE "BLACK WIDOW," 341 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:06,225 FLORENCE PUGH IS WITH US. 342 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:06,725 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 343 00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:08,160 ALL THE WAY FROM ENGLAND. THEN LATER, SHE IS APPLE MUSIC'S 344 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,698 UP NEXT ARTIST. HER NEW ALBUM CALLED "TIME 345 00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:14,733 MACHINE" CAME OUT TODAY. MUSIC FROM FOUSHEE. 346 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,436 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 347 00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:21,440 NEXT WEEK, WE ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH LIAM NEESON, 348 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:27,145 TOM HIDDLESTON, WIZ KHALIFA, AIDY BRYANT, THE BACHELORETTE 349 00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:28,647 KATIE THURSTON, JAMES PATTERSON AND BILL CLINTON. 350 00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:32,451 AND WE WILL HAVE MUSIC FROM CHILD, JOHN MAYER, T‐PAIN AND 351 00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:35,988 KAY‐LAHNEE, AND JACKSON BROWNE. SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. 352 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:36,321 ALL OF THAT. 353 00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:38,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 354 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:42,427 OVER OUR MANY YEARS TOGETHER, OUR FIRST GUEST HAS TAUGHT ME SO 355 00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:46,231 MANY THINGS, LIKE TO NEVER GO JET SKIING AT NIGHT, AND TO 356 00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:47,299 ALWAYS WEAR COCOA BUT TORE BED. 357 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:49,568 [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:52,571 HIS NEW NUMBER ONE ALBUM "KHALED KHALED" IS OUT NOW. 359 00:14:52,571 --> 00:14:54,673 JOINING US NOW FROM BLESS UP WORLD HEADQUARTERS IN MIAMI, 360 00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,475 PLEASE WELCOME DJ KHALED. 361 00:14:56,475 --> 00:15:01,980 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 362 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:06,051 HEY, KHALED, HOW ARE YOU? 363 00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:09,755 >> I'M GOOD, I MISS YOU, BROTHER, I AIN'T TALKED TO YOU 364 00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:12,491 IN A MINUTE. I'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD, HOW 365 00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:12,824 ARE YOU DOING? 366 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:17,362 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD. I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO FLY. pI 367 00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:20,732 UP AT HOME IS GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT? 368 00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:23,335 >> THIS ZOOM THING IS A‐OKAY WITH YOU. I LIKE ZOOM NOW. 369 00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:25,504 WE SAVE SO MUCH MONEY, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 370 00:15:25,504 --> 00:15:29,207 YOU CAN WEAR A NICE SILK SHIRT WITH SOME NICE BASKETBALL 371 00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:31,743 SHORTS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? BECAUSE ZOOM IS JUST STRAIGHT 372 00:15:31,743 --> 00:15:34,346 HEAD SHOTS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT. 373 00:15:34,346 --> 00:15:37,916 >> Jimmy: I TELL YOU, KHALED, YOU COULD HAVE WORN THAT HERE, 374 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:41,019 YOU NEVER HAVE TO FEEL SELF‐CONSCIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE 375 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:43,522 WEARING WHEN YOU COME HERE IN PERSON, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. 376 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:44,923 >> THANK YOU, MY BROTHER, THANK YOU. 377 00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:47,092 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF THINGS. 378 00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:50,028 I KNOW YOU KNOW A LOT OF STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 379 00:15:50,028 --> 00:15:51,663 WHAT ARE YOU HEARING ABOUT UFOs? 380 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:51,997 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:55,100 WHAT ARE YOUR INSIDE SOURCES TELLING YOU THERE IN FLORIDA? 382 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,670 >> WELL, I SUGGEST EVERYBODY JUST MEDITATE AND TELL THEM 383 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:02,975 COOL WITH THEM. YOU WANT TO BE ‐ SO WHEN THEY OFFICIALLY MAKE IT 384 00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:08,914 KNOWN THAT THEY'RE HERE, THEY GONNA KNOW WHO SAYING THINGS 385 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:11,984 THINKING THEY NOT COOL. ME PERSONALLY, I FEEL THAT 386 00:16:11,984 --> 00:16:15,587 THEY'RE COOL. I'M LIKE, WHEN THEY COME, LET'S 387 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:19,091 GET SOMETHING TOGETHER, LET'S BUILD, LET'S BUILD SOME 388 00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:20,459 PARTNERSHIPS, LET'S HUSTLE. 389 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:20,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 390 00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:24,329 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW, IT COULDN'T HURT, 391 00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:26,965 THAT'S FOR SURE. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 392 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:30,902 WHEN THEY COME DOWN, SAY TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, I'M TAKING THEM 393 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,037 RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE. 394 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:32,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 395 00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:34,573 >> HEY, MAN. HEY, AND THIS IS THE HOUSE OF 396 00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:39,444 LOVE, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE REPRESENT LOVE AND POSITIVITY. 397 00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:42,347 ALL THE ALIENS, WE GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE. 398 00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:44,349 LET'S GET MONEY TOGETHER, LET'S DO IT BIG. 399 00:16:44,349 --> 00:16:45,550 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 400 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 401 00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:48,954 THANK YOU. KHALED, A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT 402 00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:54,393 WHAT WOULD YOU BE UP TO, WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING? 403 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:58,563 >> USUALLY IN THE STUDIO FRIDAY NIGHT BUT THE ALBUM IS OUT NOW. 404 00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,599 I'M JUST WORKING OUT OF MY BACKYARD. 405 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:06,138 I BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FAMILY, MY QUEEN, MY TWO BOYS, 406 00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:07,973 ENJOYING THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER. AT THE SAME TIME, I'M WORKING 407 00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:12,644 OUT THE BACKYARD, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, PHONES, EMAILS, MEETING. 408 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:17,416 THE WEATHER'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN MIAMI, DON'T FEEL LIKE WORK. 409 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,817 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A BIG BASKETBALL FAN. 410 00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:21,553 HAVE YOU SPOKEN, TEXTED, COMMUNICATED WITH ANY OF THE 411 00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:22,954 LAKERS AFTER LAST NIGHT'S GAME? 412 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,458 >> NO, BUT YOU KNOW, SHOUT‐OUT TO THE LAKERS. 413 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,593 SHOUT‐OUT TO EVERYBODY. I WANT TO GIVE A BIG SHOUT‐OUT 414 00:17:28,593 --> 00:17:32,130 TO MIAMI HEAT, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 415 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:35,200 PAT RILEY SAID SOMETHING TODAY, I WANT TO READ A QUOTE THAT HE 416 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,702 SAID, LET ME GET IT OFF MY PHONE. 417 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:40,238 >> Jimmy: OKAY. I'M ADMIRING THE HEAT MAJOR KILO 418 00:17:40,238 --> 00:17:41,306 GO THAT YOU HAVE THERE. 419 00:17:41,306 --> 00:17:42,207 >> OH, YEAH. 420 00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:45,610 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE COMBINED YOUR PERSONAL LOW GO WITH THE MIAMI 421 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,611 HEAT'S LOGO. 422 00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:46,945 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:17:46,945 --> 00:17:49,614 DON'T THINK IT WENT UNNOTICED, DJ KHALED. 424 00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:52,684 >> YOU KNOW, I GOT TO REP IT. THIS IS WHAT PAT RILEY SAID. 425 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:57,189 HE SAID, WE READY TO MOVE FORWARD, WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO 426 00:17:57,189 --> 00:18:02,060 DO AND WE'LL DO IT. I LIKE THAT TALK. 427 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:02,393 [ APPLAUSE ] 428 00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:06,932 MIAMI TALK, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? PAT RILEY AND THE WHOLE TEAM. 429 00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:11,737 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE REALIZE THAT KHALED IS 430 00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:12,771 YOUR LEGAL NAME. 431 00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:13,305 >> YES. 432 00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:16,241 >> Jimmy: YOUR FIRST NAME IS KHALED, YOUR LAST NAME IS 433 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,311 KHALED, AND THAT HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE YOU WERE A BABY. 434 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:22,080 >> YES. MY FIRST AND LAST NAME IS THE 435 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,150 SAME. WHEN I WAS A KID IN SCHOOL, NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE ME. 436 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:29,387 YOU KNOW, IF I EVER GOT PULLED OVER, NOBODY BELIEVED ME. 437 00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:33,725 I HAD TO PULL OUT THE I. D. THEY STILL DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. 438 00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:36,695 REAL I. D., IT SAID "KHALED KHALED." 439 00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:41,266 THE NAME OF MY ALBUM "KHALED KH KHALED," I WANTED TO WAIT AT A 440 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:45,470 CERTAIN TIME TO NAME THE ALBUM "KHALED KHALED." 441 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:46,671 I KNEW I WAS GOING TO NAME IT ONE DAY. 442 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:49,975 12th ALBUM, THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME, "KHALED KHALED" REPRESENTS 443 00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:52,677 THE LIGHT, THE LOVE. I WANTED TO BRING THE LIGHT 444 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:55,814 THROUGH THESE HARD TIMES. IT FEELS LIKE THE LIGHT IS JUST 445 00:18:55,814 --> 00:18:57,048 CONNECTING WITH EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 446 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 447 00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:02,788 >> Jimmy: WE CAN SEE YOU AND YOUR TWO VERY CUTE LITTLE BOYS, 448 00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:05,390 HOW OLD ARE THE BOYS NOW? 449 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:10,295 >> ASSAD IS 4 YEARS, 4 1/2, 5 IN OCTOBER. 450 00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:15,100 AND THEN ALLAN IS 1 1/2, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 451 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,602 TODAY ACTUALLY ASSAD GRADUATED FROM SPANISH CLASS. 452 00:19:17,602 --> 00:19:18,436 >> Jimmy: OH! 453 00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:18,770 [ APPLAUSE ] 454 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:24,242 >> YES. HE GRADUATED FROM WHAT THEY CALL 455 00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:26,778 THAT, LIKE PRESCHOOL? BEFORE KINDERGARTEN? 456 00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:27,179 PRESCHOOL, RIGHT? 457 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:29,181 >> Jimmy: PRESCHOOL, YEAH. 458 00:19:29,181 --> 00:19:30,882 >> HE GRADUATED FROM PRESCHOOL. 459 00:19:30,882 --> 00:19:33,151 >> Jimmy: OH, HOW NICE. 460 00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:33,652 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 461 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,320 >> IT'S BEEN EXCITING OVER HERE. 462 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,724 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON. 463 00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:44,296 NOW THESE KID S, YOUR OLDER SON WAS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON YOUR 464 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:44,663 LAST ALBUM. 465 00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:45,931 >> YES. 466 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:48,700 >> Jimmy: NOW THEY'RE BOTH EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS. 467 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,234 >> TRUE. 468 00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:51,469 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, YOU'RE ONLY ONE EXECUTIVE 469 00:19:51,469 --> 00:19:54,673 PRODUCER. LIKE IF THEY WANTED THE BABY 470 00:19:54,673 --> 00:19:58,043 SHARK SONG TO BE ON THE ALBUM, WOULD THEY BE ABLE TO OUTVOTE 471 00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,744 YOU AND PUT IT ON AN ALBUM? 472 00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:00,345 >> YES. ABSOLUTELY. 473 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:02,948 [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:06,418 MY KIDS FSH THE BOSSES. EVERYTHING'S FOR MY KIDS, YOU 475 00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:07,085 KNOW THAT. 476 00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:10,856 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE QUITE A ROSTER OF FAMOUS MUSICIANS, 477 00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:13,491 RAPPERS, ET CETERA, ON THIS ALBUM. 478 00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:16,061 IN FACT, SO MANY, I CAN'T EVEN MENTION THEM ALL. 479 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:19,197 TWO JUSTINS, BIEBER AND TIMBERLAKE. 480 00:20:19,197 --> 00:20:22,300 TWO BABIES, LIL AND DUH. 481 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:22,634 [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:27,239 AND THREE LILS. LIL WAYNE, LIL BABY, LIL DIRK ON 483 00:20:27,239 --> 00:20:28,139 THE ALBUM. 484 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,674 >> YES. 485 00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,410 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. ON TOP OF THAT, BEYONCE IS ON 486 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:33,745 THE ALBUM. 487 00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:34,346 >> YES. 488 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,681 >> Jimmy: SHE DOES WHAT ON THE ALBUM? TELL US EXACTLY. 489 00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:42,854 >> SO THERE'S A SONG ON MY ALBUM CALLED "SORRY NOT SORRY" 490 00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:46,524 FEATURES CHANGE, JAY‐Z, NAS, THEN THE BEY‐HIVE. 491 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:49,895 AND THEN BEYONCE. 492 00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:56,167 AND BEYONCE ON JAY VERSE, DON'T 493 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,771 FORGET ABOUT THAT BEING, THIS BEING THAT BEING. 494 00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:03,775 SHE CAME IN AND SAID, HEY. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 495 00:21:03,775 --> 00:21:05,543 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S IT? 496 00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:06,144 >> THAT'S IT. 497 00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:07,379 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. 498 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:10,815 >> SHE DID THE AD LIB BUT SHE HAD THE BEY‐HIVE, YOU KNOW, TO 499 00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:13,919 CLOSE OUT THE RECORD WITH SOME BEAUTIFUL HARMONIES. 500 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:17,255 AND SPEAKING OF BEYONCE, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BLESSING 501 00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:22,694 ME. SHOUT‐OUT TO JAY‐Z AND NAS.pTHA 502 00:21:22,694 --> 00:21:23,461 COME TRUE FOR ME. 503 00:21:23,461 --> 00:21:27,065 >> Jimmy: THOSE GUYS USED TO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER AND YOU REUNITED 504 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:29,935 THEM ON THIS ALBUM, THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. 505 00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:33,204 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THE 506 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:37,909 PAST, THEY FIXED THAT AWHILE AGO. BUT TO GET THEM ON A RECORD AND 507 00:21:37,909 --> 00:21:40,278 A TALENT LIKE THIS, YES, IT'S A BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT. 508 00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:43,481 THEY'VE BEEN BROTHERS, BUT NOW THE WORLD GET TO SEE IT ON A 509 00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:45,650 MUSICAL LEVEL. AND THEN NOT ONLY DO THEY GET TO 510 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,686 HEAR IT, THEY GET TO WATCH THE VIDEO. 511 00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:50,789 I GOT THEM TO SHOOT THE VIDEO, WHICH WAS A BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT . 512 00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:53,825 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I BET. I BET. WAS IT TENSE AT ALL? 513 00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:59,064 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. BEAUTIFUL ENERGY. PURE LAUGHTER. 514 00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:02,067 YOU KNOW, JUST VIBES, BROTHERHOOD. 515 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:06,738 YOU KNOW, WE WAS TALKING FAMILY, WE TALKING ABOUT HUSTLING, WE 516 00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:09,374 TALKING ABOUT JUST MUSIC ‐‐ THOSE ARE BROTHERS. 517 00:22:09,374 --> 00:22:11,242 WE'RE ALL BROTHERS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 518 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,177 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 519 00:22:12,177 --> 00:22:15,347 [ APPLAUSE ] 520 00:22:15,347 --> 00:22:20,485 DJ KHALED, THIS IS YOUR SINGLE "POPSTAR" FEATURING DRAKE. 521 00:22:20,485 --> 00:22:21,920 THIS IS A LIVE OWL ON YOU? 522 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:27,759 >> YES, THAT'S A REAL OWL. SEE, WHEN KA KHALED AND DRAKE 523 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:29,194 CONNECT, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, THE OWL AND THE KEY, THE KEY IN 524 00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:31,029 HIS MOUTH ‐‐ 525 00:22:31,029 --> 00:22:33,732 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE OWL? 526 00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,100 >> DRAKE'S THE OWL. 527 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,768 >> Jimmy: DRAKE'S THE OWL? 528 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:41,740 >> WE ALL CONNECTED. WHEN THE OWL AND KEY CONNECT, 529 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:45,143 KHALED AND DRAKE CONNECT. WHEN WE COLLIDE, IT'S ALWAYS BIG. 530 00:22:45,143 --> 00:22:49,614 MATTER OF FACT, TO ME, IT'S THE BEST COLLABORATION EVER WHEN 531 00:22:49,614 --> 00:22:54,753 KHALED AND DRAKE CONNECT. THEY'RE ALWAYS BIG ANTHEMS, 532 00:22:54,753 --> 00:22:57,122 THEY'RE ALWAYS TIMELESS, THEY'RE ALWAYS EXCITEMENT. 533 00:22:57,122 --> 00:22:59,124 AND THE FANS, THEY LOVE WHEN WE CONNECT. 534 00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:00,291 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THEY DO. 535 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:05,797 >> IT BECOMES A ‐‐ IT BECOMES AN EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 536 00:23:05,797 --> 00:23:06,130 SAYING? 537 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:11,269 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IT'S NOT 1 PLUS 1 EQUALS 2, IT'S 1 PLUS 1 EQUALS 538 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:11,703 A MILLION. 539 00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:13,938 >> ANOTHER ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 540 00:23:13,938 --> 00:23:14,272 [ APPLAUSE ] 541 00:23:14,272 --> 00:23:16,207 >> Jimmy: ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER ONE. 542 00:23:16,207 --> 00:23:21,146 AND KHALED, DID THE ‐‐ I HAVE TO KNOW, DID THE OWL CHOKE ON THE 543 00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:21,510 KEY? 544 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:23,715 >> NO, HE DIDN'T CHOKE ON THE KEY, BUT HE DEFINITELY CLAWED MY 545 00:23:23,715 --> 00:23:24,080 NECK UP. 546 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,784 [ LAUGHTER ] 547 00:23:25,784 --> 00:23:28,987 I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. PUT SOME HOLES IN MY THROAT, 548 00:23:28,987 --> 00:23:34,526 THROUGH THE SILK SHIRT. I HAVE TO BE HONEST AT ALL TIMES. 549 00:23:34,526 --> 00:23:36,494 >> Jimmy: DJ KHALED IS WITH US. 550 00:23:36,494 --> 00:23:40,131 >> MY FACE IS SCRUNCHING. HE WAS REALLY ‐‐ KNOW WHAT I 551 00:23:40,131 --> 00:23:40,464 MEAN? 552 00:23:40,464 --> 00:23:42,801 >> Jimmy: I DON'T BLAME YOU. THIS LOOKS TERRIFYING TO ME. 553 00:23:42,801 --> 00:23:45,603 NEXT TIME, PHOTOSHOP. DJ KHALED IS WITH US. 554 00:23:45,603 --> 00:23:48,343 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 555 00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:58,088 >>> YO, THE VOCALS ARE SENDING! YO! 556 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:05,596 THE VOCALS ARE SENDING! 557 00:24:05,596 --> 00:24:11,168 YO, CHECK IT! THE VOCALS IS IN! 558 00:24:11,168 --> 00:24:11,668 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 559 00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:14,137 >> Jimmy: THAT IS DJ KHALED. VERY EXCITED. 560 00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:17,574 THE VOCALS HAVE COME IN. IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE SAYING 561 00:24:17,574 --> 00:24:21,912 JIMMY. WERE YOU TALKING TO ME? OR AM I JUST AN EGO MANIAC? 562 00:24:21,912 --> 00:24:27,317 >> THAT WAS MY GREAT FRIEND JAMIE, SHOUT‐OUT TO JAMIE, 563 00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:30,687 SHOUT‐OUT TO JESSE COLLINS, JAMIE, WHAT'S UP? 564 00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:34,324 >> Jimmy: DJ KHALED, WHOSE VOCALS CAME IN THAT YOU WERE SO 565 00:24:34,324 --> 00:24:34,825 EXCITED ABOUT? 566 00:24:34,825 --> 00:24:37,894 >> WELL, THAT ONE WAS RODDY RICCH. 567 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:38,528 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 568 00:24:38,528 --> 00:24:45,335 >> I JUST WOKE UP, WHO WAS IN THE STUDIO THE WEEK BEFORE, WHO 569 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:49,206 WAS CATCHING A VIBE. HE SENT THE VOCALS BACK TO THE 570 00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:52,943 TRACK THAT I PRESENTED TO HIM. AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK 571 00:24:52,943 --> 00:24:54,144 WITH HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 572 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:57,414 I WAS HOPING THIS COULD HAPPEN. HE SURPRISED ME ONE MORNING. 573 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,683 I WAS WIDE AWAKE, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 574 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:02,853 I LOOKED AT MY TEXT, IT WAS THE VOCALS, AND I WAS LISTENING TO 575 00:25:02,853 --> 00:25:07,124 THEM ON MY PHONE. AND THAT WAS MY REAL EXCITEMENT 576 00:25:07,124 --> 00:25:11,461 REACTION BY HEARING THE VOCALS AND EXCITED TO GET HIM ON MY 577 00:25:11,461 --> 00:25:12,062 ALBUM, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 578 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:15,365 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD THE PRESENCE OF MIND TO TURN ON THE CAMERA 579 00:25:15,365 --> 00:25:18,969 AND SHOOT YOURSELF AS YOU RAN WITH THAT EXCITEMENT GOING, 580 00:25:18,969 --> 00:25:20,037 BECAUSE YOU KNEW ‐‐ 581 00:25:20,037 --> 00:25:23,740 >> WHAT IT IS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, I LIKE FOR MY FANS TO BE 582 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:24,073 INVOLVED. 583 00:25:24,073 --> 00:25:25,809 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 584 00:25:25,809 --> 00:25:26,276 >> WITH THE PROCESS. 585 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:26,677 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 586 00:25:26,677 --> 00:25:29,246 >> MAKING THE ALBUM. BUT AT THE SAME TIME FEEL THE 587 00:25:29,246 --> 00:25:32,983 TRUE ENERGY FROM ME. BECAUSE I'M EXCITED TO GIVE THE 588 00:25:32,983 --> 00:25:36,687 FANS THIS INCREDIBLE RECORD AND RECORDS OF THE ALBUM. 589 00:25:36,687 --> 00:25:41,191 SO MY FANS IS ENGAGED WITH ME FROM THE BEGINNING, FROM 590 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:44,061 INTRODUCING THE TITLE TO MAKING THE RECORD TO PUTTING IT OUT. 591 00:25:44,061 --> 00:25:47,330 AND ALSO THE EXCITEMENT OF EVERYTHING. 592 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:48,799 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE STEP BY STEP ALONG THE WAY. 593 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:53,203 I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, ON A PERSONAL NOTE, I AM STILL ‐‐ 594 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:56,673 EVERY NIGHT I SLATHER MYSELF UP WITH COCOA BUTTER BECAUSE YOU 595 00:25:56,673 --> 00:26:00,043 INTRODUCED ME TO IT. AND I SMELL LIKE A BIG HERSHEY'S 596 00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:02,045 CHOCOLATE BAR WHEN I GET INTO BED. 597 00:26:02,045 --> 00:26:04,715 >> WELL, CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT SOMETHING NEW FOR YOU. 598 00:26:04,715 --> 00:26:10,454 >> YOU KNOW, SO THE GROOMING, MEN'S GROOMING PRODUCT CALLED 599 00:26:10,454 --> 00:26:14,024 BLESSED WEATHER. AND CHECK THIS OUT. 600 00:26:14,024 --> 00:26:20,664 BLESSED WEATHER, OR TIME WILL TELL. BE TIMELESS, KEEP YOUR FACE 601 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:25,035 CLEAN, WHY LIVE LIFE ROUGH WHEN YOU CAN LIVE LIFE SMOOTH? 602 00:26:25,035 --> 00:26:26,937 LOOK AT MY FACE, LOOK AT MY GROOM GOING? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 603 00:26:26,937 --> 00:26:29,005 I'VE ALWAYS SAID YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FACE. 604 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,540 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 605 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:33,810 >> Jimmy: AND KHALED, I DO WANT TO ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION 606 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:36,546 ABOUT THE RECORD. I MENTIONED YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH 607 00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:40,083 OF THESE HUGE SUPERSTAR ARTISTS. KANYE WEST IS NOT ONE OF THE 608 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:45,288 ARTISTS ON THE ALBUM. BUT HE PLAYED A ROLE IN THE 609 00:26:45,288 --> 00:26:46,022 ALBUM, IS THAT CORRECT? 610 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:51,128 >> HE ACTUALLY CAME BY MY HOUSE AWHILE AGO, A LONG TIME AGO WHEN 611 00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,697 I WAS STARTING THE ALBUM, AROUND 8:00 A. M. 612 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,131 >> Jimmy: OH. 613 00:26:54,131 --> 00:27:00,203 >> OBVIOUSLY I WAS SLEEPING, MY HOUSEKEEPER KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, 614 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:03,774 MR. KHALED, MR. KHALED, I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 615 00:27:03,774 --> 00:27:07,010 SHE'S LIKE, MR. WEST IS IN YOUR BACKYARD. I SAID, HUH? 616 00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:11,681 IT WAS KANYE WEST IN MY BACKYARD. HE TOLD MY CHEF TO COOK HIM 617 00:27:11,681 --> 00:27:12,282 SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH KETCHUP. 618 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:15,485 [ LAUGHTER ] 619 00:27:15,485 --> 00:27:18,488 TRUE STORY. SHOUT‐OUT TO KANYE WEST, NOTHING 620 00:27:18,488 --> 00:27:21,224 BUT LOVE. WE WAS KICKING IN THE BACKYARD, 621 00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:24,394 IT WAS 8:00 IN THE MORNING. WE ENDED UP WALKING IN MY STUDIO. 622 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:28,231 HE PLAYED ME SOME OF HIS MUSIC, I PLAYED HIM SOME OF MY MUSIC. 623 00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:32,102 I WAS JUST STARTING MY ALBUM. HIS MUSIC WAS SOUNDING 624 00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:33,670 INCREDIBLE, HE LOVED MY MUSIC TOO. 625 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:37,641 THAT CLIP THAT YOU GOT WAS ME PLAYING HIM RECORDS, KNOW WHAT 626 00:27:37,641 --> 00:27:40,076 I'M SAYING, OFF MY ALBUM, AND IDEAS. 627 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:43,647 BUT IT WAS INCREDIBLE, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT PLANNED. 628 00:27:43,647 --> 00:27:45,115 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 629 00:27:45,115 --> 00:27:48,385 >> HE REALLY HAD SOME EGGS AND KETCHUP, AND WE REALLY KICKED IT 630 00:27:48,385 --> 00:27:51,388 IN THE STUDIO, AND WE REALLY CAUGHT A VIBE. 631 00:27:51,388 --> 00:27:53,490 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE GETTING OPINIONS 632 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:57,294 FROM SOMEBODY WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON HIS EGGS? 633 00:27:57,294 --> 00:27:57,627 [ LAUGHTER ] 634 00:27:57,627 --> 00:27:59,796 >> I LIKE KETCHUP ON MY EGGS TOO. 635 00:27:59,796 --> 00:28:01,231 I LOVE KETCHUP, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 636 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:06,102 I PUT BARBECUE SAUCE, TOO, EITHER ONE I'M GOOD WITH. 637 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,438 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT KETCHUP ON YOUR EGGS AND PAPAYAS UNDER YOUR 638 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,439 ARMS RIGHT NOW. 639 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:09,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 640 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:13,677 >> I GOT FRUIT ALL OVER ME RIGHT NOW, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 641 00:28:13,677 --> 00:28:15,278 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW, WE LIVE THAT ‐‐ WE 642 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:17,747 LIVE A LIFE, JIMMY, WE LIVE A LIFE. 643 00:28:17,747 --> 00:28:19,816 >> Jimmy: YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING A GREAT TIME. 644 00:28:19,816 --> 00:28:22,285 AND IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN TO TALK TO YOU. 645 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:26,656 IF YOU FIND ANYTHING OUT ABOUT THE UFOs, PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL, 646 00:28:26,656 --> 00:28:26,990 OKAY? 647 00:28:26,990 --> 00:28:31,862 >> NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM. UFOs, ALIENS, NOTHING BUT LOVE, 648 00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:32,227 JIMMY. 649 00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:34,631 >> Jimmy: NOTHING BUT LOVE. SHOUT‐OUT TO THE ALIENS, BLESS 650 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:38,869 UP, AND ANOTHER ONE. "KHALED KHALED," EVERYBODY, 651 00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:39,936 THAT'S THE ALBUM. 652 00:28:39,936 --> 00:28:40,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 653 00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:43,673 IT'S OUT NOW. DJ KHALED. THANKS, KHALED. 654 00:28:43,673 --> 00:28:46,743 WE'LL BE BACK WITH FLORENCE PUGH! 655 00:28:58,145 --> 00:29:01,344 >> Jimmy: HEY, NOW. MUSIC FROM FOUSHEE IS ON THE WAY. 656 00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:02,845 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR‐NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW 657 00:29:02,845 --> 00:29:07,583 FROM "LITTLE WOMEN," AND NOW, AS THE SPY SLASH ASSASSIN 658 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:11,988 YELENA BELOVA IN "BLACK WIDOW." IT COMES TO THEATERS AND DISNEY 659 00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:16,859 PLUS PREMIER ACCESS JULY 9th. SAY HELLO TO FL3 FLORENCE PUGH! 660 00:29:16,859 --> 00:29:18,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 661 00:29:18,728 --> 00:29:20,229 HOW ARE YOU? 662 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:23,933 >> I'M GOOD, THANK YOU, HOW ARE YOU? 663 00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:25,768 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD. YOU'RE IN LONDON? 664 00:29:25,768 --> 00:29:28,070 >> I AM, IT'S NIGHT‐NIGHTTIME. 665 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,106 >> Jimmy: HOW IS IT IN LONDON? DO YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH YOUR 666 00:29:30,106 --> 00:29:30,973 FAMILY OR A HOTEL? 667 00:29:30,973 --> 00:29:34,010 >> BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR THEM SO LONG, I USUALLY GO BACK 668 00:29:34,010 --> 00:29:34,810 TO MY FAMILY. 669 00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:39,615 >> Jimmy: DO YOU SLEEP IN YOUR OWN ROOM, YOUR CHILDHOOD BED? 670 00:29:39,615 --> 00:29:42,285 >> I DO, THERE'S MY TEENAGE PICTURES UP. 671 00:29:42,285 --> 00:29:43,586 >> Jimmy: THEY'VE GOT IT ALL. 672 00:29:43,586 --> 00:29:44,086 >> IT'S NICE. 673 00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:46,989 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST WHEN YOU COME HOME AND THEN ‐‐ LIKE 674 00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:49,525 MY MOTHER ALMOST IMMEDIATELY CONVERTED MY ROOM TO HER OFFICE. 675 00:29:49,525 --> 00:29:52,094 [ LAUGHTER ] 676 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:55,932 >> WELL, NO, WHAT HAPPENS IN MY FAMILY IS THERE'S USUALLY AN 677 00:29:55,932 --> 00:29:58,134 ADDITIONAL ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE. 678 00:29:58,134 --> 00:30:00,836 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? AN ACTUAL ANIMAL? 679 00:30:00,836 --> 00:30:04,941 >> NO, MY DAD IS REALLY GOOD AT HOMING ANIMALS OUT OF THE BLUE. 680 00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:09,679 SO WHEN I CAME BACK THIS TIME, THERE WAS A COCKRELL LIVING AT 681 00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:12,715 THE BOTTOM OF MY STAIRS CALLED HOUDINI. 682 00:30:12,715 --> 00:30:13,482 >> Jimmy: A CHICKEN? 683 00:30:13,482 --> 00:30:14,684 >> YEAH, A CHICKEN. 684 00:30:14,684 --> 00:30:17,086 >> Jimmy: WHY IS THE CHICKEN'S NAME HOUDINI? 685 00:30:17,086 --> 00:30:18,688 >> BECAUSE HE ALWAYS ESCAPES. 686 00:30:18,688 --> 00:30:19,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 687 00:30:19,021 --> 00:30:22,091 >> Jimmy: I SEE. YOU PUT LITTLE CHICKEN‐SIZED 688 00:30:22,091 --> 00:30:23,659 HANDCUFFS ON HOUDINI? 689 00:30:23,659 --> 00:30:24,193 >> YEAH. 690 00:30:24,193 --> 00:30:26,462 >> Jimmy: SEE IF HE CAN GET OUT? ALL RIGHT. 691 00:30:26,462 --> 00:30:28,397 IS THERE ‐‐ THAT'S THE NEW ANIMAL LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE. 692 00:30:28,397 --> 00:30:31,100 ARE YOU SHARING A COOP? 693 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:35,137 >> YEAH, YEAH. I SHARE WITH THE HENS. 694 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:36,806 THE COCKRELL. 695 00:30:36,806 --> 00:30:40,476 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WHAT WAS IT, RIGHT AFTER 696 00:30:40,476 --> 00:30:42,878 YOU GOT THE OSCAR NOMINATION FOR "LITTLE WOMEN." 697 00:30:42,878 --> 00:30:44,013 >> YEAH. 698 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:44,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 699 00:30:44,513 --> 00:30:47,917 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SAYING YOU WERE GOING TO BRING YOUR PARENTS 700 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,553 FOR YOUR PLUS‐TWO. DID YOU BRING YOUR PARENTS TO 701 00:30:50,553 --> 00:30:51,120 THE SHOW? 702 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,625 >> I BROUGHT BOTH OF THEM. THEY BOTH CAME. 703 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,094 WHICH I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS GOING TO BE A POSSIBILITY, AND 704 00:30:58,094 --> 00:31:01,330 THEY BOTH FOUND A WAY TO COME, WHICH WAS AMAZING. 705 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:04,600 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THAT GO? YOU WERE A LITTLE CONCERNED. 706 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,405 >> CONCERNED ONLY BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM WANTED TO COME, AND 707 00:31:09,405 --> 00:31:12,642 THEY'RE BOTH BIG CHARACTERS, AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL THEM I 708 00:31:12,642 --> 00:31:16,178 ONLY HAD ONE TICKET. THEY BOTH MANAGED TO COME AND IT 709 00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:19,315 ENDED UP BEING THE WEEK OF THEIR LIVES, AND WE STILL TALK ABOUT 710 00:31:19,315 --> 00:31:20,016 IT TO THIS DAY. 711 00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:22,985 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO THE PARTIES AND ALL THAT AFTERWARDS? 712 00:31:22,985 --> 00:31:26,322 >> JUST PURE HAVOC. THEY'RE LIKE ‐‐ IT WAS LIKE 713 00:31:26,322 --> 00:31:28,791 WRANGLING TODDLERS THE ENTIRE WEEK. 714 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:32,061 I WAS MORE OF THE WRANGLER THAN THEY WERE. 715 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:35,364 SO THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE. BUT YEAH, WE WENT TO ALL THE 716 00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:35,697 PARTIES. 717 00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:38,668 >> Jimmy: DO THEY STAY TOGETHER? DID THEY DIVIDE AND CONQUER? 718 00:31:38,668 --> 00:31:42,038 >> OH, NO, NO. THEY GO INTO A PARTY, THEN THEY 719 00:31:42,038 --> 00:31:46,342 JUST SEPARATE, THEN THEY COME BACK WITH AS MANY FRIENDS ON 720 00:31:46,342 --> 00:31:50,179 EACH ‐‐ THEY BASICALLY BET TO EACH OTHER HOW MANY COOL PEOPLE 721 00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:52,248 THEY MET. OE OF THE FIRST PARTIES THAT I 722 00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:58,721 WENT TO, I HADN'T SEEN MY MOM, I WENT TO FIND HER, I SAW SHE WAS 723 00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:01,524 CHATTING TO KATE HUDSON. HEY, MOM, JUST CHECKING YOU'RE 724 00:32:01,524 --> 00:32:04,760 OKAY. SHE TURNED TO ME, "WHAT?" 725 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,094 [ LAUGHTER ] 726 00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:09,165 I'M LIKE, CHECKING YOU'RE OKAY. SHE'S LIKE, "I'M TALKING TO KATE 727 00:32:09,165 --> 00:32:11,233 HUDSON." I'M LIKE, I CAN SEE THAT, SORRY, 728 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:14,136 I'LL BACK AWAY, THEN. 729 00:32:14,136 --> 00:32:14,470 [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:17,606 >> Jimmy: SHE KNOWS THE REAL MESSAGE YOU'RE CHECKING TO SEE 731 00:32:17,606 --> 00:32:19,208 IF KATE HUDSON IS OKAY, RIGHT? 732 00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,643 >> YES, YES. 733 00:32:20,643 --> 00:32:20,976 [ LAUGHTER ] 734 00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:24,513 >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT DAD? WHO DID HE GET AHOLD OF? 735 00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:27,116 >> WELL, OKAY. SO FIRST OF ALL, MY DAD HAD LIKE 736 00:32:27,116 --> 00:32:31,053 AN ONGOING ROMANCE ‐‐ WELL, IT WAS MORE IN HIS HEAD ‐‐ ONGOING 737 00:32:31,053 --> 00:32:33,189 ROMANCE WITH RENEE ZELLWEGER. 738 00:32:33,189 --> 00:32:33,522 [ LAUGHTER ] 739 00:32:33,522 --> 00:32:39,795 HE WAS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HER. AND SHE ENDED UP REMEMBERING HIM 740 00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:43,899 ON OSCARS NIGHT. AND WENT UP TO MY MOM AND SAID, 741 00:32:43,899 --> 00:32:48,170 CAN I JUST SAY YOU HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL HUSBAND? 742 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:51,907 THIS ENTIRE TIME, WE ALL THOUGHT HE HAD BEEN MAKING IT UP, THAT 743 00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:54,243 HE WAS FRIENDS WITH RENEE ZELLWEGER. 744 00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:56,011 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 745 00:32:56,011 --> 00:32:57,646 MY MOM WAS LIKE, WHAT? 746 00:32:57,646 --> 00:33:00,750 >> Jimmy: DO THEY DRINK AT THESE PARTIES? DO THEY HAVE A FEW? 747 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,252 >> OH, WHAT DO YOU THINK, JIMMY? 748 00:33:03,252 --> 00:33:03,585 [ LAUGHTER ] 749 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:06,589 THEY ARE PARTIERS, THEY GO OUT AND MAKE MEMORIES. 750 00:33:06,589 --> 00:33:11,026 NO, OKAY, OKAY. NO, OKAY, THIS IS THE BEST ONE. 751 00:33:11,026 --> 00:33:14,697 SO BASICALLY ON OSCARS NIGHT, WE WENT TO THE MADONNA PARTY. 752 00:33:14,697 --> 00:33:17,767 AND IT WAS JUST LIKE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I HAD MY PARENTS. 753 00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:20,369 THEY WENT OFF AND DID THEIR OWN THING. 754 00:33:20,369 --> 00:33:23,339 AND MY DAD HAS THIS HABIT OF JUST BEFRIENDING EVERYONE. 755 00:33:23,339 --> 00:33:25,975 ANYONE AND EVERYONE. AND THEN HE ALWAYS GIVES EITHER 756 00:33:25,975 --> 00:33:28,811 MY NUMBER OUT TO THEM OR SAYS THAT I SHOULD GO AND SEE THEM ON 757 00:33:28,811 --> 00:33:33,282 THEIR SUNDAY LUNCH OR SOMETHING. I'M ALWAYS LIKE, OH, NO. 758 00:33:33,282 --> 00:33:38,187 LIKE, WHO'S BEFRIENDED WHO, WHO AM I ENTITLED TO FOR THE WEEKEND? 759 00:33:38,187 --> 00:33:41,957 ALL NIGHT MY DAD COMES UP TO ME, FLORENCE, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY 760 00:33:41,957 --> 00:33:44,126 FRIEND. I'M LIKE, JUST ONE SECOND, I'M 761 00:33:44,126 --> 00:33:48,030 DANCING WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE. THEN HE WOULD COME BACK AN HOUR 762 00:33:48,030 --> 00:33:51,734 LATER, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND. I'M LIKE, ONE SECOND, I'M 763 00:33:51,734 --> 00:33:54,703 CHATTING TO, I DON'T KNOW, SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S INCREDIBLE. 764 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:59,508 THEN FINALLY, IN THE LOO, I'M 765 00:33:59,508 --> 00:34:05,815 LIKE, DAD GRABBED ME AND HE GOES, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY 766 00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:09,652 FRIEND NOEL. HE SPINS ME AROUND. IT'S NOEL GALLAGHER. 767 00:34:09,652 --> 00:34:14,590 AND I LOOK AT MY DAD. I'M LIKE, DAD, THAT'S NOT YOUR 768 00:34:14,590 --> 00:34:15,858 FRIEND, THAT'S NOEL GALLAGHER, YOU JUST MET HIM. 769 00:34:15,858 --> 00:34:18,327 [ LAUGHTER ] 770 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:21,430 SO THAT'S MY DAD. AND THEN MY MOM WENT MISSING FOR 771 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:24,633 HOURS. MY MOM WAS MISSING.pAND I WAS S 772 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:27,536 WORRIED ABOUT HER. I WAS LIKE, I SHOULD GO FIGURE 773 00:34:27,536 --> 00:34:30,739 OUT WHERE MOM IS. I KEEP ASKING EVERYONE, I ASKED 774 00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:34,977 MY STYLIST REBECCA. OH NO, SHE'S FINE, I JUST SAW 775 00:34:34,977 --> 00:34:39,081 HER. MY MOM COMES CRAWLING FROM SOMEWHERE. 776 00:34:39,081 --> 00:34:40,416 SHE'S HOLDING ON TO BANISTERS AND DOORS. 777 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:45,120 I'M LIKE, MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? SHE'S LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, I'M 778 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,758 JUST ‐‐ I'M LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED? SHE GOES, NO, NO, I'M JUST ‐‐ 779 00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:52,127 I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH SNOOP DOGG. 780 00:34:52,127 --> 00:34:52,461 [ LAUGHTER ] 781 00:34:52,461 --> 00:35:02,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 782 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,908 SO MY MOM'S WITH SNOOP DOGG. 783 00:35:05,908 --> 00:35:06,241 [ LAUGHTER ] 784 00:35:06,241 --> 00:35:08,611 >> Jimmy: WOW, HOW ABOUT THAT, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO 785 00:35:08,611 --> 00:35:10,045 EVERYONE'S MOM, THAT'S FOR SURE. 786 00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:10,379 [ LAUGHTER ] 787 00:35:10,379 --> 00:35:13,148 >> I LITERALLY HAD TO GRAB THEM BOTH AND THEN LEAVE. 788 00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:16,619 COME ON, KIDS, WE'RE GOING HOME NOW, FUN IS DONE. 789 00:35:16,619 --> 00:35:16,952 [ LAUGHTER ] 790 00:35:16,952 --> 00:35:20,055 >> Jimmy: THE ROLES HAVE REVERSED. 791 00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:22,525 LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. I KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY MUCH ABOUT 792 00:35:22,525 --> 00:35:24,727 THIS MOVIE, "BLACK WIDOW." WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOUR 793 00:35:24,727 --> 00:35:27,763 CHARACTER? 794 00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:30,266 >> SHE HAS REALLY COOL PONYTAILS. 795 00:35:30,266 --> 00:35:31,634 >> Jimmy: COOL PONYTAILS. 796 00:35:31,634 --> 00:35:32,902 >> THAT'S WHAT I CAN SAY. 797 00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:34,837 >> Jimmy: SHE'S A SPY? WE KNOW THAT. 798 00:35:34,837 --> 00:35:38,340 >> SHE'S A SPY, SHE'S AN ASS 799 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:41,877 ASSASSIN, SHE'S A SISTER FIGURE TO SCARLET. SHE'S PRETTY GOBY. 800 00:35:41,877 --> 00:35:44,580 SHE'S GOOD AT BUTTERFLY KNIVES. THAT WAS A TRICK THAT I WAS 801 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:44,947 HAPPY TO LEARN. 802 00:35:44,947 --> 00:35:46,715 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 803 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:50,219 >> WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 804 00:35:50,219 --> 00:35:53,155 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER YOU WANT TO TELL US, I WANT TO KNOW, YEAH. 805 00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:54,823 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 806 00:35:54,823 --> 00:35:55,758 >> I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING. 807 00:35:55,758 --> 00:35:58,460 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S LOOK AT A CLIP, THEN WE'LL 808 00:35:58,460 --> 00:35:59,929 GATHER OUR THOUGHTS. HERE WE GO. 809 00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:00,596 >> OKAY. 810 00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,932 >> WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT THING? 811 00:36:02,932 --> 00:36:03,999 >> DO WHAT? 812 00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:05,701 >> THAT THING YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING. 813 00:36:05,701 --> 00:36:13,475 LIKE THE ‐‐ THIS THING THAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING. 814 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:18,814 WITH THE ARM AND THE HAIR. YOU DO A FIGHTING POSE. 815 00:36:18,814 --> 00:36:20,816 IT'S A FIGHTING POSE, YOU'RE A POSEUR. 816 00:36:20,816 --> 00:36:27,590 >> I'M NOT A POSEUR. 817 00:36:27,590 --> 00:36:27,923 [ LAUGHTER ] 818 00:36:27,923 --> 00:36:28,424 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 819 00:36:28,424 --> 00:36:30,025 >> Jimmy: THAT IS REALLY FUNNY. THIS LOOKS GOOD. 820 00:36:30,025 --> 00:36:34,263 THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE. HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A COOL 821 00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:37,700 SUPERHERO NAME? YOU NEED A NICKNAME, YOU KNOW? 822 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:42,471 >> I WAS THINKING THIS THE OTHER DAY. YELENA ‐‐ HOW CAN I SHORTEN 823 00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:45,140 THAT? THEN I WAS LIKE, YELLE! 824 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,176 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:36:47,176 --> 00:36:48,811 I REALIZED THAT WASN'T COOL. 826 00:36:48,811 --> 00:36:54,116 >> Jimmy: I LIKE YELLE, THE LOUDEST SUPERHERO IN THE WORLD. 827 00:36:54,116 --> 00:36:59,088 >> YO, IT'S YELLE COMING DOWN THE STREET! 828 00:36:59,088 --> 00:37:02,858 >> Jimmy: "BLACK WIDOW" COMES TO THEATERS AND DISNEY PLUS PREMIER 829 00:37:02,858 --> 00:37:07,296 ACCESS ON JULY 9th. FLORENCE PUGH, THANK YOU, 830 00:37:07,296 --> 00:37:07,629 FLORENCE! 831 00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:08,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 832 00:37:08,063 --> 00:37:11,567 TAKE CARE. WE'LL BE BACK WITH FOUSHEE! 833 00:37:19,691 --> 00:37:22,731 >> Jimmy: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR MUSIC. THIS IS THE "TIME MACHINE" 834 00:37:22,731 --> 00:37:24,733 PROJECT, WITH THE SONG "MY SLIME." 835 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:27,169 FROM THE CAROUSEL AT THE SANTA MONICA PIER, FOUSHEE! 836 00:37:27,169 --> 00:37:30,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 837 00:37:32,774 --> 00:37:33,139 ♪ 838 00:37:33,139 --> 00:37:38,013 ♪ 839 00:37:38,013 --> 00:37:41,516 ♪ YOU'RE MY SLIME 840 00:37:41,516 --> 00:37:46,788 MY PARTNER IN CRIME WE JUST BLEW A DAY BUT 841 00:37:46,788 --> 00:37:49,524 YOU'RE STILL ON MY MIND ♪ 842 00:37:49,524 --> 00:37:50,759 ♪ LET'S GO TO 843 00:37:50,759 --> 00:37:57,499 PARIS SOME TIME LET'S SHOOT THE SIP WINE LA LA LA ♪ 844 00:37:57,499 --> 00:38:00,235 ♪ FELL FOR THE GOOD GUY 845 00:38:00,235 --> 00:38:06,741 HE DON'T TRIP WE TAKE TRIPS IT'S TIGHT LA LA LA ♪ 846 00:38:06,741 --> 00:38:08,510 ♪ TAILOR FIT IT'S LIGHT 847 00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:11,780 TAILOR FIT IT'S LIGHT ♪ 848 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:12,781 ♪ GORILLA GRIP IT'S TIGHT 849 00:38:12,781 --> 00:38:15,050 GOT HIM SWEATING BRICKS TONGUE TIED ♪ 850 00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:16,284 ♪ I WENT AND GOT 851 00:38:16,284 --> 00:38:21,022 A NEW BOYFRIEND CAUSE THE OLD ONE GOT TIRED ♪ 852 00:38:21,022 --> 00:38:22,290 ♪ LET'S ROLL GET FRIED 853 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:23,792 GET YOUR FORK AND KNIFE ♪ 854 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:25,227 ♪ I KNEW HE HAD AN APPETITE 855 00:38:25,227 --> 00:38:30,999 WHEN HE SAID THIS IS ALL MINE ♪ 856 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,236 ♪ YOU'RE MY SLIME 857 00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:39,007 MY PARTNER IN CRIME WE JUST BLEW A DAY BUT 858 00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,776 YOU'RE STILL ON MY MIND ♪ 859 00:38:41,776 --> 00:38:42,777 ♪ LET'S GO TO 860 00:38:42,777 --> 00:38:50,018 PARIS SOME TIME 861 00:38:50,018 --> 00:38:51,786 OH OOH OOH MMM ♪ 862 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:52,520 ♪ LET'S GO TO 863 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:58,793 PARIS SOME TIME OOH OOH OOH MMM ♪ 864 00:38:58,793 --> 00:38:59,494 ♪ LET'S GO TO 865 00:38:59,494 --> 00:39:10,505 PARIS SOME TIME ♪ 866 00:39:10,505 --> 00:39:12,240 ♪ EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE 867 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,010 EVERYONE'S SO DISAPPOINTING BUT YOU ♪ 868 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,011 ♪ I WOULD RATHER 869 00:39:16,011 --> 00:39:18,013 BE WITH NO ONE YOU MAKE ME WANT 870 00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:24,519 TO BE WITH SOMEONE ♪ 871 00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:25,520 ♪ YOU'RE MY SLIME 872 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:32,227 MY PARTNER IN CRIME WE JUST BLEW A DAY BUT 873 00:39:32,227 --> 00:39:34,229 YOU'RE STILL ON MY MIND ♪ 874 00:39:34,229 --> 00:39:35,730 ♪ LET'S GO TO 875 00:39:35,730 --> 00:39:37,999 PARIS SOME TIME ♪ 876 00:39:37,999 --> 00:39:42,737 ♪ STILL ON MY MIND 877 00:39:42,737 --> 00:39:46,241 LET'S GO TO PARIS SOME TIME ♪ 878 00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:51,513 ♪ STILL ON MY MIND 879 00:39:51,513 --> 00:39:56,518 LET'S GO TO PARIS SOME TIME ♪ 880 00:39:56,518 --> 00:39:58,286 ♪ LET'S SHOOT THE 881 00:39:58,286 --> 00:40:04,492 SIP WINE LA LA LA FELL FOR THE GOOD GUY 882 00:40:04,492 --> 00:40:12,867 LA LA LA ♪ 883 00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:19,174 ♪ LET'S GO TO PARIS SOME TIME ♪ 884 00:40:19,174 --> 00:40:22,777 THANK YOU. 885 00:40:29,484 --> 00:40:33,722 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK DJ KHALED, FLORENCE PUGH, 886 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:35,457 FOUSHEE, HALEY JOEL OSMENT AND JILLIAN TOO. 887 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:37,892 THANK YOU, GILLIAN, YOU REALLY HELD IT TOGETHER TONIGHT. 888 00:40:37,892 --> 00:40:38,393 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 889 00:40:38,393 --> 00:40:39,561 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. PLEASE TRY TO ENJOY THE NEXT 890 00:40:39,561 --> 00:40:43,231 71 HOURS WITHOUT ME. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 891 00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:46,731 HAVE A HECK OF A WEEKEND, AND GOOD NIGHT.