>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT ‐‐
MICHAEL CHE, CILLIAN MURPHY, AND
MUSIC FROM THE LINDA LINDAS.
AND NOW ‐‐
JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S ME, HI.
I'M JIMMY, I AM THE HOST.
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
THANKS FOR ‐‐ EITHER YOU'RE
WATCHING US OR YOU'RE AT HOME
JUST SITTING THERE WHILE WE
WORK.
WHAT KIND OF AN ARRANGEMENT IS
THIS?
MEANWHILE, THERE'S SOME WOMAN
NOBODY KNOWS NAMED CANDY IN OUR
AUDIENCE TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SECURITY
MEASURES?
DID YOU CHECK HER OUT, MAKE SURE
SHE WORKS HERE?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, SHE WORKS
HERE.
>> Jimmy: SHE DOES?
>> Guillermo: FIRST DAY TODAY
HERE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE DO HERE?
>> Guillermo: UH ‐‐ I THINK
SHE ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Guillermo: SHE HELPS THE
PRODUCTION.
>> Jimmy: WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU SEE OUR SECURITY IS TOP
NOTCH.
THANKS FOR JOINING US HERE IN
LOS ANGELES.
YOU KNOW, HERE IN L. A., COUNTY
HEALTH OFFICIALS WERE HOPING
WE'D BE CLOSE TO HERD IMMUNITY
BY NOW.
THEY WERE HOPING WE'D GET THERE
BY JULY, NOW THEY'RE SAYING IT
PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL LATE
AUGUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE IN NO RUSH TO GET SHOTS.
INSTEAD OF "VACCINE," MAYBE WE
SHOULD START CALLING IT "ARM
BOTOX."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT SHOULD BE THE RULE.
IF YOU DON'T GET THE VACCINE,
YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO GET
TATTOOED OR YOUR LIPS PLUMPED.
OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING
IS THAT A LOT OF THESE
UNVACCINATED PEOPLE AREN'T JUST
AVOIDING THE SHOT, THEY'RE
NOT WEARING MASKS.
THEY'RE LIKE, "PANDEMIC'S OVER!"
NOT FOR YOU, IT ISN'T.
YOU DIDN'T CHIP IN FOR THE GIFT,
YOU DON'T GET TO SIGN THE CARD.
OKAY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT THINGS ARE SETTLING DOWN.
SLOWLY, WE HAVE BEGUN THE
PROCESS OF RE‐IGNITING OUR
SOCIAL LIVES.
AND THAT ISN'T EASY, BECAUSE
WHERE DO YOU START?
WHO DO YOU START WITH?
WHO DO YOU SEE FIRST?
IT'S TOUGH.
SO WE CAME UP WITH A
COVILLE‐STYLE PRIORITY PLAN TO
HELP.
SO FIRST, AND ALSO LAST, WE HAVE
THE RED TIER.
THESE ARE PEOPLE YOU DID NOT
COMMUNICATE WITH AT ALL DURING
THE PANDEMIC.
THEY NEVER TEXTED TO SAY, "YOU
OKAY?"
OR "SUP?"
THEY DIDN'T DROP OFF A LOAF OF
BREAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU DIDN'T SPEAK TO THEM EVEN
ONCE.
THESE ARE PEOPLE, NOT ONLY DO
YOU NOT HAVE TO SEE THEM SOON,
YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM
AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT CLOSEST TO THE BOTTOM,
WE HAVE THE PURPLE TIER.
THESE ARE THE FRIENDS AND
RELATIVES WHO WERE TOO IN TOUCH
DURING THE PANDEMIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONES WHO FORCED YOU TO DO
ZOOM HAPPY HOURS.
THAT WENT WELL PAST THE FREE
40 MINUTES.
YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THEM.
THEY'RE NEAR THE BACK OF THE
LINE.
THEN WE HAVE THE ORANGE TIER.
THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO RECORDED A
BIRTHDAY VIDEO MESSAGE FOR YOU,
MAYBE DROVE TO YOUR HOUSE AND
WAVED, MAYBE THEY DROPPED OFF A
PIE.
THEY GET A PRIORITY SLOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
FINALLY, THE TOP TIER IS THE
YELLOW TIER.
THIS IS ANYONE WHO OVER THE
COURSE OF THE PANDEMIC USED THE
BATHROOM IN YOUR HOUSE, OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S HOW WE'RE GOING TO JUDGE
IT.
IF THEIR PANTS WERE OFF UNDER
YOUR ROOF, NOT ONLY CAN YOU GET
TOGETHER, YOU CAN WRESTLE IF YOU
WANT, YOU CAN REALLY GO CRAZY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I HOPE THAT HELPS.
IN NEW YORK, MOST EVERYTHING IS
AS IT WAS, INCLUDING STATE
POLITICS.
EMBATTLED GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO
IS HOSTING A LAVISH FUNDRAISER,
PRESUMABLY TO KICK OFF HIS BID
FOR A FOURTH TERM IN OFFICE.
THE DINNER WILL COST
$10,000 A PLATE.
AND FOR AN EXTRA $250, HE'LL
WHISPER SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR
THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR DECADES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE FUNDRAISER IS BEING HELD IN
AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT
TO HEAR FROM A GUY FACING
MULTIPLE SEXUAL HARASSMENT
ACCUSATIONS.
THE "NEW YORK TIMES" SPOKE TO
EIGHT PEOPLE OFF THE RECORD WHO
WERE INVITED TO THE FUND‐RAISER.
ONLY TWO SAID THEY PLANNED TO
GO.
IT'S BASICALLY HIS VERSION OF
ONLYFANS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS THE INVITATION, AND IF
YOU READ ALL THE WAY TO THE
BOTTOM, YOU'LL SEE, "6‐9 P. M. ‐‐
LADIES DRINK FREE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
CUOMOJITOS FOR EVERYONE!
MEANWHILE, UP I‐95, IN THE
CONNECTICUT HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES BECAUSE OF
COVID, THE PUBLIC HAS NOT BEEN
ALLOWED TO ATTEND LEGISLATIVE
SESSIONS, AS THEY USUALLY ARE.
AND AS A RESULT, THE LEGISLATORS
HAVE BEEN DRINKING.
ON THE JOB.
REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS HAVE
BEEN DRINKING DURING WORK HOURS.
IN CONNECTICUT.
AND WHILE IT IS NICE TO SEE THEM
FINALLY AGREEING ON SOMETHING,
THE RESULT OF THAT MERRY‐MAKING
IS THIS NOW VIRAL VIDEO OF
REPRESENTATIVE ROBIN COMEY
TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.
>> A CONSTITUENT OF MINE, UM ‐‐
I, UH ‐‐ CAME UP TO ME, UH,
AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ WANTED TO KNOW,
UM ‐‐ WHY SHE WAS, UH ‐‐ UM ‐‐
ABLE TO, UM ‐‐ UM ‐‐ EXCUSE ME.
UM ‐‐ I HAD TO TELL HER THAT,
UH, THAT SHE WAS, UM ‐‐ UM ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: KEEP UMMING!
YOU'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY.
>> I WAS WONDERING IF THIS WAS
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR HER TO, UM,
UM ‐‐ UH ‐‐ UM ‐‐ OPPORTUNITY
TO ‐‐ FOR HE TO, UM ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO,
UM ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, SHE WAS SO CLOSE.
IT'S LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO
ORDER OFF THE WENDY'S DRIVE‐THRU
MENU AT 3:00 A. M.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE ISSUED A FORMAL APOLOGY
AFTERWARD.
SHE SAID SEVERAL FACTORS LED TO
HER EPISODE.
INCLUDING ANXIETY, EXHAUSTION,
TOO MUCH WINE AT DINNER, AND
LIVING IN CONNECTICUT ALSO.
AND OF COURSE, EVERYONE SCOURED
HER SOCIAL MEDIA.
TURNS OUT SHE'S GOT QUITE THE
DRUNK HISTORY.
IN APRIL, SHE CELEBRATED
NATIONAL BEER DAY.
GO, GO CAMPANEROS!
AND IN SEPTEMBER SHE TWEETED, "I
DID NOT BUY ENOUGH WINE FOR THIS
NEWS."
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NEWS
WAS, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DID
BUY ENOUGH WINE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GUILLERMO, CAN YOU IMAGINE
DRINKING ON THE JOB?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Guillermo: NO, NO, NO WAY!
>> Jimmy: UNTHINKABLE.
IN NORTH KOREA, KIM JONG‐UN HAS
APPOINTED A NUMBER TWO, A NUMBER
TWO TO SERVE AS HIS SECOND IN
COMMAND.
I'M NOT A HISTORIAN, BUT DO
COUNTRIES USUALLY HAVE AN
ASSISTANT DICTATOR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
A LOT OF PEOPLE EXPECTED THAT
HIS SISTER WOULD GET THE JOB.
BUT THAT WAS NOT TO BE.
NORTH KOREAN STATE MEDIA
RELEASED A VIDEO OF THE NEW
NUMBER TWO TODAY.
♪
>> Jimmy: WOW, WAIT, WAIT A
MINUTE, I KNOW THAT GUY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I GUESS HE WAS LOOKING FOR A
HEALTHIER WORK ENVIRONMENT AFTER
TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IN AMERICA'S NORTH KOREA, THE
SUNSHINE STATE, FROM TIME TO
TIME, WE ENJOY TAKING A LOOK AT
WHAT'S GOING ON.
AND TONIGHT, WE'RE DOING IT
AGAIN IN A GOVERNOR DESANTIS
EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN
FLORIDA."
>> I AM PROUD TO BE HERE TODAY
IN THE EVERGLADES AS WE KICK OFF
REGISTRATION FOR THE 2021 PYTHON
CHALLENGE.
PARTICIPANTS WHO REMOVE THE MOST
PYTHONS AND WHO CAPTURE THE
LONGEST PYTHONS WILL RECEIVE
PRIZES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY THE
PRIZES ARE ALL PYTHONS.
IT'S A PYTHON‐A‐THON!
GOING ON THERE IN FLORIDA.
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
MICHAEL CHE AND CILLIAN MURPHY
ARE WITH US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALSO, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE BAND
WE HAVE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
IT'S A GROUP OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO
CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF THE
WORLD LAST MONTH WITH A SONG
THEY WROTE AND PERFORMED IN THE
L.A. PUBLIC LIBRARY.
WHICH IS PRETTY PUNK ROCK IN AND
OF ITSELF.
AND THEIR MUSIC IS TOO.
THEY'RE BACKSTAGE WAITING RIGHT
NOW.
I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO THEM.
THIS IS THE LINDA LINDAS.
HI, LINDA LINDAS.
MEELA, LEW‐SIA, ELOISE, AND
BELLA.
I GOT THAT CORRECT, LADIES?
>> YEAH.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD.
WE HAVE TWO SISTERS, A COUSIN,
AND A FRIEND.
CORRECT?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU CALLED THE
LINDA LINDAS?
>> THERE'S A JAPANESE INDIE FILM
CALLED "LINDA LINDA LINDA."
IN IT THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOL
GIRLS WHO COVER THE SONG "LINDA
LINDA" BY THE BLUEHEARTS.
WE'RE KIND OF NAMED AFTER BOTH
OF THOSE.
>> HOWEVER, NONE OF US ARE NAMED
LINDA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NONE OF YOU ARE
LINDAS, YOU'RE CALLED THE LINDA
LINDAS.
TELL US THE TITLE OF THE SONG.
>> THE SONGS CALLED "RACIST
SECONDIST BOY."
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ABOUT A BOY
YOU KNOW?
>> THE BACKSTORY IS THAT A
BOYFRIEND AT SCHOOL TOLD ME HIS
DAD TOLD HIM THIS STORY ABOUT
CHINESE PEOPLE, I TOLD HIM I WAS
CHINESE, HE BACKED AWAY FROM ME.
>> THERE'S ALSO SEXISM AROUND
BOYS OUR AGE.
UNFORTUNATELY, A LOT OF PEOPLE,
LIKE EVERY AGE, RIGHT?
SO WE WERE REALLY ANGRY AND WE
DECIDED TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT
IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THEN HOW DID YOU FIND
OUT, AFTER YOU WROTE THIS SONG,
SHOT IT, PUT IT ONLINE, HOW DID
YOU FIND OUT IT HAD BECOME VERY
POPULAR?
>> I WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AND MY
PHONE KEPT BUZZING.
MY TEACHER KEPT LOOKING AT ME
LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I OPENED MY INSTAGRAM AND MY
WHOLE FEED IS US.
I WAS LIKE, WHOA.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THE RACIST,
SEXIST BOY?
DOES HE KNOW THIS HAPPENED?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.
>> WE DON'T TALK TO HIM.
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
>> DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I HOPE HE'S WATCHING TONIGHT, I
REALLY DO.
YOU GUYS GET READY.
DON'T BREAK ANY OF OUR STUFF.
I KNOW YOU'RE A PUNK ROCK BAND.
>> OUR BAD, SORRY.
>> WE'LL TRY OUR BEST.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
THE LINDA LINDAS ARE WITH US.
[ APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY TO
CELEBRATE TODAY.
OUR FIRST LADY, DR. JILL BIDEN,
TURNED 70 YEARS OLD TODAY.
SHE IS NOW THE OLDEST SITTING
FIRST LADY IN MODERN UNITED
STATES HISTORY.
ALSO OLDEST STANDING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
REALLY, JUST THE OLDEST.
THE PRESIDENT AND HIS BRIDE
CELEBRATED BY GOING TO THEIR
BEACH HOUSE IN DELAWARE.
WHICH IS THE MOST OLD PERSON
THING JOE COULD THINK OF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY WATCHED THE SUN SET OVER
THE NOVELTY T‐SHIRT SHOPS AND
ADULT VIDEO STORES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JOE DID GET HER SOME THOUGHTFUL
GIFTS.
HE GOT HER A BIG JAR OF
BUTTERSCOTCH, AND A COUPON FOR
ONE HIGHLY INVASIVE BACK RUB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, I BET JOE IS GONNA PITCH
SOME WOO TONIGHT.
JOE AND JILL MET IN 1975.
SOMEBODY POSTED SOME OF THEIR
OLD PHOTOGRAPHS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE STRAIGHT.
THERE THEY ARE.
ENJOYING FAMILY TIME, JUST LIKE
THE TRUMPS.
VERY SIMILAR.
JILL BIDEN IS OUR FIRST LADY,
AND SHE WAS OUR SECOND LADY FOR
EIGHT YEARS BEFORE THIS.
BUT I WONDER IF PEOPLE ARE
PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING
THAT IS GOING ON AT ALL.
SO IN HONOR OF HER BIRTHDAY, WE
WENT ON THE STREET AND SHOWED
PASSERSBY A PHOTO OF DR. BIDEN
TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO
THE FIRST LADY IS.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS WOMAN
IS?
>> NO IDEA.
>> TAKE A GUESS.
>> CAROL BURNETT?
>> WHO IS THIS PERSON?
>> MARTHA STEWART?
>> IS THAT JANE FONDA?
>> IT'S NOT DOLLY PARTON FOR
SURE, SO I DON'T KNOW.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> I WAS THINKING VANNA WHITE,
BUT IT'S NOT VANNA EITHER.
>> BARBRA STREISAND.
>> SHE LOOK LIKE ‐‐ NANCY
PELOSI.
>> SHE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE CAROLE
BASKIN.
>> IF I CAN TAKE ANOTHER
GUESS ‐‐ SHE LOOK LIKE ‐‐ ONE OF
THE ACTRESS ON "DALLAS" OR
SOMETHING.
>> I THINK SHE HAS A COOKING
SHOW WITH LIKE A RAPPER?
IS THAT HER?
>> SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY IN
GOVERNMENT.
>> DO YOU HAVE GUESSES AS TO
WHO?
>> DONNA FAIRFIELD.
>> WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S
MARRIED TO?
>> JOHN KERRY WHEN HE WAS ALIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU A
PICTURE OF HER AND HER HUSBAND,
MAYBE THAT WILL HELP.
>> OKAY.
HE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
WHAT IF WE SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF
HER AND HER HUSBAND?
MAYBE THAT WILL HELP.
>> IS THAT HILLARY?
>> WHAT JOB DO YOU THINK HE HAS?
>> I WANT TO SAY ‐‐ MAYBE
LIKE ‐‐ SOMETHING HAVING TO DO
WITH THE GOVERNMENT, BUT LIKE
REALLY UP THERE?
>> RIGHT.
>> LIKE HELPING THE GOVERNMENT?
>> HOW FAR UP THERE DO YOU THINK
HE IS?
>> LIKE ‐‐ ALMOST CLOSE TO LIKE
PRESIDENTIAL GOVERNMENT, LIKE IN
THE BUILDING.
>> RIGHT.
>> BUT I HAVE NO IDEA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE HER
NAME WOULD BE?
>> LISA?
MARY?
>> NO.
>> KRISTA?
>> CHRISTINE?
>> MAYBE EMILY?
BARBARA?
KATHY?
>> IF I HAD TO GUESS, SHE LOOK
LIKE A GLORIA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY, JANE.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM CHICAGO.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DONNA.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNIFER
BIDEN, WE WISH YOU THE BEST,
THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S THE
THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
CILLIAN MURPHY IS WITH US.
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM THE LINDA
LINDAS.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MICHAEL CHE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
TONIGHT, FROM THE FILM "A QUIET
PLACE PART II," CILLIAN MURPHY
IS WITH US.
THEN LATER, A GROUP OF YOUNG
GIRLS WHO ARE AS CUTE AS THEY
ARE TALENTED.
TONIGHT, IN PERSON, PUNK ROCK
GROUP, THE LINDA LINDAS WILL BE
WITH US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WE HAVE A NEW SHOW FOR YOU
TOMORROW WITH DJ KHALED,
FLORENCE PUGH, AND MUSIC FROM
FOUSHEE.
PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT.
OUR FIRST GUEST HAS SPENT SEVEN
YEARS DOING DESK WORK ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
NOW YOU CAN WATCH HIM ANY DAY OF
THE WEEK.
HIS NEW SKETCH COMEDY SHOW,
"THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE," IS ON
HBO MAX NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL CHE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HEY, MICHAEL, HOW ARE
YOU?
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL.
BOY, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER.
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD, BUT WE
DON'T, NOW HERE WE ARE.
>> I KNOW.
THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I'VE
BEEN ON YOUR SHOW.
I WAS STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE
PERSONAL ABOUT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, WHERE ARE YOU
RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE IN OHIO, I HEARD?
>> YEAH, I WENT TO OHIO.
STAYING AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE,
JUST HANGING OUT, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, WELL LOOK AT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
RECORD ALBUM.
>> OH, THAT OLD THING?
YEAH, I'M ON A PODCAST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, I KNOW THAT GUY.
HEY, DAVE.
SO YOU'RE ‐‐
>> HELLO, JIMMY KIMMEL.
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE AWAY FROM
MICHAEL'S TIME BUT "THE MIDNIGHT
MIRACLE" IS STREAMING ON
LUMINARY AND APPLE TUESDAY
NIGHTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M ON THE EPISODE, TOO,
THAT'S ON RIGHT NOW.
>> MICHAEL CHE, WE HAVE MICHAEL
CHE ON THERE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE AT DAVE'S
HOUSE.
AND I'M WONDERING ABOUT THIS.
BECAUSE DAVE IS ‐‐ REALLY, HE
FIGURED THE WHOLE THING OUT
BEFORE ANYBODY DID.
HE COULDN'T GO ON THE ROAD, SO
HE BROUGHT THE ROAD TO HIM, TO
HIS HOME.
HE BRINGS COMICS TO HIS HOUSE.
YOU GUYS PERFORM ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ‐‐ ON HIS LAND, RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT HOW IT WORKS?
>> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PERFORM ON MY LAND?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT CORRECT?
YOU'VE GOT A FACT CHECKER BACK
THERE.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO CALL IT CAMP
DAVID.
>> I LOVE THAT, CALL IT CAMP
DAVID.
>> Jimmy: 100%, THAT'S A GREAT
NAME FOR IT.
>> IT'S PERFECT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ABSOLUTELY
PERFECT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU STAY IN DAVE'S
HOUSE ANY KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO
HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THESE
SHOWS.
SOME PEOPLE STAY IN A HOTEL ‐‐
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: AND SOME STAY IN THE
HOUSE.
>> YEAH, I STAY IN A LOCAL
HOTEL.
IT'S REALLY NICE.
IT'S LIKE 200 YEARS OLD.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS ‐‐ IT'S THE WHITEST
HOUSE YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
>> Jimmy: HE BRINGS YOU TO OHIO
AND PUTS YOU IN A DIRTY OLD
HOTEL IN TOWN?
>> I THINK IT'S HAUNTED.
IT'S SOMETHING.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL, I DO
LIKE IT.
>> YOU GOT TO SEE THE PLACE,
IT'S LOVELY.
I SAW COLONEL SANDERS' GHOST ONE
NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: WHO ELSE IS ON THE
BILL?
ARE YOU DOING THE SHOW TONIGHT?
IS THAT THE PLAN?
>> YEAH.
DO WE ‐‐ CAN WE ANNOUNCE THE
BILL?
>> I KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO?
>> JUST BECAUSE ‐‐ BY THE TIME
THIS AIRS ‐‐
>> IS THIS LIVE?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S NOT LIVE,
NO.
>> OKAY, YEAH.
>> IT'S LIVE.
MY GOD, MAN.
IT'S 11:30, THE NEWS JUST WENT
OFF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> OF COURSE IT'S LIVE.
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN ON LIVE TV
BEFORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'D REALLY
LIKE IT, YEAH.
>> NO, IT'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU GUYS ARE DOING
THE SHOW.
ARE YOU STILL DOING IT OUTSIDE?
IS THAT THE PLAN TONIGHT?
>> YES.
YEAH.
>> WE'RE DOING IT ALL OUTSIDE,
JIMMY.
WE DO IT OW IN THE CORNFIELD, MY
NEIGHBOR'S CORNFIELD, NOT MY
LAND, MY NEIGHBOR'S LAND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND IT'S GREAT.
WE GOT A GREAT LINEUP TONIGHT.
TONY WOODS FROM WASHINGTON, D. C.
WE GOT MICHAEL CHE.
WE GOT DANE COOK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A MILLION
YEARS.
SHOULD BE A FUN NIGHT.
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE LUNELLE.
>> Jimmy: WHO LIVES IN LAS
VEGAS, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MY
HOMETOWN.
SHE'S OUT THERE VISITING YOU
GUYS RIGHT NOW.
>> YES, GET ON THE PLANE, SHE'S
GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE
PROJECT ‐‐ THE HOTEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DAVE, I FEEL LIKE ‐‐
>> WE CAN'T WAIT.
>> Jimmy: MICHAEL HAS RENAMED
CAMP DAVID AND THE FRIED CHICKEN
HO
HOTEL.
BY THE WAY, I WOULD PAY ANY
AMOUNT TO STAY AT THE FRIED
CHICKEN HOTEL.
THERE'S NO AMOUNT THAT WOULD BE
TOO HIGH FOR ME TO GET A SUITE
AT THE FRIED CHICKEN HOTEL.
>> YOU GOT TO GO, IT'S AMAZING.
YOUR CLOTHES SMELL LIKE FRY,
IT'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE
PEOPLE ‐‐ BECAUSE NOW THESE
SHOWS ARE ‐‐ YOU'VE GONE THIS
BEFORE, MICHAEL, YOU'VE BEEN
THERE FOR ONE OF ‐‐
>> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
I WAS ‐‐ I THINK I CAME ‐‐ I
THINK I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF
THE FIRST KIND OF ‐‐
>> MICHAEL WAS THE FIRST TO SHOW
UP.
>> I COULDN'T WAIT TO DO IT, IT
WAS AWESOME.
>> HE WAS, JIMMY, HE WAS, FOR
REAL.
>> Jimmy: I BELIEVE IT.
IT'S FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU POP
IN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> BACK THE LIGHT UP A LITTLE
BIT.
THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, DO YOU FEEL
LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THE TOWN ARE
STARTING TO GET JADED?
LIKE, WHO'S UP NEXT?
I MEAN, IS IT ‐‐ ARE THEY THE
SAME PEOPLE COMING TO THESE
SHOWS, OR ARE THEY COMING FROM
ALL OVER?
>> IT'S REALLY COOL, BECAUSE
DAVE IS LIKE ‐‐ HE'S THE KING OF
THE TOWN.
>> NO, NO, NO.
LISTEN.
EVERYONE IN TOWN IS ELATED.
I GOT TO TELL YOU.
SOME TO NOMINAL COMEDIANS
BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK THEM ‐‐
THEY ARE USED TO ME.
>> THEY'RE SO USED TO HIM.
>> JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT TO COME.
YOU SHOULD COME.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HAVE
NIGHTS OFF IN YOUR LINE OF WORK.
>> I SEE DAVE WALK UP BEHIND OLD
WHITE PEOPLE, AND THEY DON'T
EVEN FLINCH AT ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HE NEEDS NOTHING FROM US.
NO, IT'S A LOT OF FUN, IT'S DOPE
TOWN, IT'S REALLY COOL.
>> GREAT TIME.
>> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE THE BEST
THING EVER.
YEAH, I SHOULD.
DAVE, YOU HAD LETTERMAN THERE.
YOU GUYS GAVE HIM THE HISTORY OF
THE TOWN AND WHAT'S GOING ON AND
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE UP TO.
YEAH, THAT WAS ‐‐ I KNOW, IT
SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF FUN, IT
REALLY DOES.
I WONDER IF YOU'LL EVER LEAVE
AGAIN.
I MEAN, YOU COULD GO OUT NOW,
RIGHT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
ANYMORE.
>> WE LOVE NOTHING IT.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE
COMMUNITY LOOKS FORWARD TO.
MICHAEL'S DESTROYED IT.
JON STEWART CAME THROUGH.
WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL
COMMENTARY, SOME OF THE BEST
JOKES I THINK ANYONE ‐‐ AT A
TIME WHEN PEOPLE REALLY NEEDED
TO HEAR THEM AND TIMING IS
EVERYTHING AND IT MEANT A LOT.
>> NO, IT IS REALLY DOPE,
THOUGH.
IT'S A COOL ‐‐ IT'S ALSO LIKE A
PLACE WHERE YOU CAN PERFORM.
THERE'S NOT MANY OF THOSE LEFT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH ‐‐ WELL, YEAH.
>> IT'S A CORNFIELD, JIMMY, I
CAN'T STRESS THIS POINT ENOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S A CORNFIELD YEAH.
>> I WOULDN'T EAT THE CORN THAT
THROWS THERE, BUT IT AS
CORNFIELD.
>> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S NO CORN IN
THE FIELD?
>> YEAH, IS THERE CORN IN THE
FIELD?
>> NO, THERE'S NO CORN IN THE
FIELD.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FIELD.
THEY DIDN'T PLANT BECAUSE WE'RE
OUT THERE ROCKING.
IT'S ONE OF THESE THINGS ‐‐ IT'S
A CULTURAL PHENOMENON.
LIKE LITERALLY ‐‐ WHEN I SEE YOU
NEXT, PRIVATELY, I'LL TELL YOU.
LITERALLY SOME OF THE BEST
COMEDIANS IN THE WORLD, CAME,
DONATED THEIR TALENT, SAVED THE
ECONOMY FOR THIS SMALL LITTLE
OHIO TOWN.
IT WAS REALLY WONDERFUL.
IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS SOMETHING THAT
I'M VERY PROUD TO BE A PART OF
AND THAT YOU SHOULD BE VERY
PROUD TO BE A PART OF.
DON'T FORGET, AND I CAN'T STRESS
THIS POINT ENOUGH, "THE MIDNIGHT
MIRACLE" IS STREAMING ON
LUMINARY RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
MICHAEL CHE AND HIS PAL DAVE ARE
WITH US, "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE"
ON HBO MAX RIGHT NOW.
BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> HONESTLY, I FELT LIKE
PUNCHING HER RIGHT IN THE TOP OF
HER HEAD, RIGHT IN THE SOFT
SPOT.
>> THAT'S TERRIBLE.
>> I SAID, FELT LIKE.
OKAY?
OBVIOUSLY I WOULDN'T HIT A GIRL.
I DON'T WANT TO GET CANCELED BY
THE LIBERAL MEDIA.
HEY, DO PRIESTS HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT BEING CANCELED?
>> NO, THEY JUST TRANSFER US TO
ANOTHER PARISH.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> IT WAS RIGHT THERE, I HAD TO.
>> NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT
ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: COLIN QUINN AND
MICHAEL CHE AND "THAT DAMN
MICHAEL CHE" ON HBO MAX RIGHT
NOW.
COLIN QUINN IS ONE OFTHE
FUNNIEST GUYS THERE IS, RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> EASILY, EASILY.
HE'S LIKE THE FIRST PERSON THAT
TOLD ME I SHOULD DO "UPDATE."
IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL TO HAVE
HIM ON THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: HE'S ANOTHER COLIN WHO
DID "UPDATE."
WHICH "UPDATE" COLIN DO YOU LIKE
BETTER?
>> OH, QUINN BY FAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FINISH THE
QUESTION, OBVIOUSLY.
NO.
PEOPLE ASK ME IF ME AND JOST ARE
FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE, AND IT'S
FUNNY THAT'S EVEN A QUESTION, I
LOVE JOST.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A FUNNY
THING ‐‐ YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY, AND
BEFORE I SHOW THIS, SET THIS UP
A LITTLE BIT.
I THINK IT NEEDS IT.
>> SO WE ALWAYS HAVE, LIKE ‐‐
OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE VERY CLOSE.
IT'S USUALLY AFTER THE SEASON.
AND WE ALWAYS BUY EACH OTHER
THESE WEIRD GIFTS OR WHATEVER.
LIKE ‐‐ ONE TIME ‐‐ HEY, WE BUY
EACH OTHER WEIRD GIFTS.
THIS TIME I SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE
AND IT'S A DINOSAUR.
A GIANT DINOSAUR STANDING IN MY
BACKYARD.
YEAH, THERE IT IS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE BOUGHT ME A FRIGGING
DINOSAUR.
NOW MY NEIGHBORS THINK I'M
EITHER STRANGE OR 11 YEARS OLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
>> I HAVE A WEIRDER GIFT STORY.
>> Jimmy: OH, HEY, DAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE A WEIRDER GIFT STORY.
SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT IT'S
A GOOD ONE.
YEARS AGO, YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS
DOING "THE CHAPPELLE SHOW," IT
WAS SEAN P. DIDDY COMBS'
BIRTHDAY.
GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT HIM FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY?
WHAT DO YOU GET THE GUY THAT HAS
EVERYTHING?
>> Jimmy: A PONY?
I DON'T KNOW.
>> A SHAUN JOHN SWEAT SUIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
A VELOUR SHAUN JOHN SWEAT SUIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE WAS PROBABLY JUST
HAPPY YOU PAID RETAIL FOR THAT
THING.
YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, DAVE WAS
PROMOTING HIS PODCAST.
DO YOU HAVE A PODCAST?
>> NO ‐‐ YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
TWEETED SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A
PODCAST, BUT I CAN FIND NO
RECORD OF YOU HAVING A PODCAST.
>> THIS DAY, JIMMY, YOU JUST GOT
TO BELIEVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NUMBER ONE, TOO.
>> Jimmy: IT'S NUMBER ONE.
>> IT'S A BIG DEAL, PEOPLE ARE
LOOKING FOR IT.
LOOK OUT FOR MY PODCAST, MAN.
IT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, YEAH.
ON YOUR PODCAST.
IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN DOING?
BECAUSE IT DOES SEEM LIKE THAT'S
SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO NOW.
>> ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE PODCASTS.
EVERYBODY HAS A PODCAST.
THEY'RE GETTING ALL THIS LOVE
FOR THEIR PODCASTS.
AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO MAKE
A PODCAST.
SO I'M TRYING TO GET THE PROPS
FOR THE WORK OF DOING A PODCAST.
IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO A
PODCAST ‐‐
>> LISTEN TO "MIDNIGHT MIRACLE"
STREAMING ON LUMINARY RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, MICHAEL,
FIRST OF ALL, YOUR SHOW IS VERY
FUNNY, "THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S AMAZING YOU ARE AS PROLIFIC
AS YOU ARE.
I WANT TO TELL YOU, I LEARNED
SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW, AND I
LOVE LEARNING SOMETHING LIKE
THIS.
BECAUSE IT'S JUST A STRANGE
THING.
TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE.
IS THAT IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY,
OF WHICH WE ARE ‐‐
>> OH‐OH.
>> Jimmy: ‐‐ BOTH A PART ‐‐
>> EASY, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE'S AN IDEA THAT
IF YOU BECOME FAMOUS, THAT MEANS
YOU DID SOMETHING GAY.
>> WELL, JIMMY, I'D LOVE TO
ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
>> DON'T ANSWER IT, MICHAEL!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I CAN'T.
OH MY GOD.
THE FACT THAT YOU WATCHED MY
SHOW AND FEEL LIKE YOU LEARNED
SOMETHING, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
HAPPY THAT MAKES ME, BECAUSE I'M
A HUGE FAN OF YOURS AND I LOVE
THIS SHOW.
SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR EVEN
TAKING THE TIME TO WATCH IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY KIND.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUNNY
APPEARANCES FROM YOUR FELLOW
"SNL" CASTMATES IN THIS THING.
>> YEAH, MAN.
THEY REALLY HELPED.
>> Jimmy: ALSO, I WANTED TO ASK
YOU ABOUT A SKETCH IN WHICH ‐‐
YOU'RE ON THE SUBWAY.
THIS GUY STARTS HARASSING YOU
ABOUT NOT WEARING A MASK ON THE
SUBWAY.
AND THEN, WELL ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT WIDENS OUT TO
REVEAL HE'S COMPLETELY NAKED
OTHER THAN THE MASK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WISH I COULD TELL YOU
THAT'S THE FIRST PENIS I'VE SEEN
ON A TRAIN, JIMMY, BUT I CANNOT,
AS A NEW YORKER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU ARE ‐‐ YOU
WROTE THAT SKETCH, I ASSUME?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A
SKETCH, ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
THE REALITY OF IT?
BECAUSE LIKE ON "SNL," YOU'RE
DOING "UPDATE."
YOU'RE NOT USUALLY IN THESE
SITUATIONS.
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE THERE, THEY'RE
MOSTLY LIVE, YOU GET THROUGH
THEM QUICKLY.
BUT BEING ON A SUBWAY, WITH A
NAKED MAN, SEEMS LIKE AN
EXPERIENCE MOST PEOPLE DON'T
HAVE.
>> YEAH, YOU NEVER ‐‐ WHEN
YOU ‐‐ YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A BIT YOU
ALWAYS JUST THINK OF THE WRITING
OF THE BIT, YOU THINK OF THE
JOKES.
WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SHOOT
IT, YOU'RE LIKE, I GOT TO LOOK
AT THIS GUY'S PENIS FOR EIGHT
HOURS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
AS A STORY I TELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AS OPPOSED TO ACTUAL STANDUP.
BUT NO.
>> I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH.
EIGHT HOURS IS AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, THIS WAS FUN.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD
THIS YEAR SO FAR, IT REALLY WAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, MAN.
YOU GOT TO COME.
YOU GOT DO COME OUT, MAN,
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A BLAST, MAN.
WE'VE HAD FUN ALL FRIGGING WEEK.
>> Jimmy: THERE WOULD BE NOTHING
MORE FUN FOR ME.
THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU FOR TAKING
SOME TIME.
THANK YOU, DAVE.
DAVE, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO PLUG BEFORE WE GO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, JIMMY?
WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO PLUG.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO COME
OUT, MAN.
WE'RE HAVING A BLAST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GREAT COMEDY IS HAPPENING.
AND THE ONLY WAY TO SEE THIS IS
TO BE HERE.
PLEASE, COME ON OUT AND SEE
THIS.
IT'S WONDERFUL.
>> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN, I WILL
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
I WOULD LOVE TO COME.
DAVE CHAPPELLE, MICHAEL CHE.
"THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHE" ON HBO
MAX RIGHT NOW.
THANKS, FELLOWS.
BE RIGHT BACK WITH CILLIAN
MURPHY!
>> Jimmy: HI, THERE.
WE ARE BACK.
MUSIC FROM THE LINDA LINDAS IS
ON THE WAY.
YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM
FIVE SEASONS AS TOMMY SHELBY ON
"PEAKY BLINDERS," NOW YOU CAN
SEE HIM WHISPER HIS WAY THROUGH
THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE
COUNTRY ‐‐ "A QUIET PLACE PART
II."
>> I CAN'T HELP YOU.
>> EMMITT.
EMMITT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: "A QUIET PLACE PART
II" IS IN THEATERS NOW, PLEASE
WLCOME CILLIAN MURPHY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HI, CILLIAN, HOW ARE YOU?
>> JIMMY, HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL.
YOU'VE GOT A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW
TONIGHT, UNLESS DAVE CHAPPELLE
IS HIDING BEHIND THAT COUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I KNOW.
UNFORTUNATELY.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN IRELAND,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
DUBLIN CITY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
RIGHT NOW?
>> IT'S ‐‐ IT'S LIKE 1:00 A. M.
>> Jimmy: AH, SO ARE THERE
PEOPLE SLEEPING IN YOUR HOUSE
RIGHT NOW?
>> YES.
BUT I'M IN THE BASEMENT, SO
THEY'RE UP THERE.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, ALL RIGHT, VERY
GOOD.
BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW, EMILY
BLUNT WAS HERE LAST WEEK.
IT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE "A QUITE
PLACE PART II," YOU HAD THE BIG
PREMIERE IN NEW YORK LIKE 14
MONTHS AGO OR SOMETHING.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND EVERYBODY ‐‐ AND
IT WAS ‐‐ EVERYBODY LOVED IT.
AND THEN ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEN YOU JUST HAD
NOTHING, NO ONE ELSE SAW IT FOR
A FULL YEAR, MORE THAN A YEAR
AFTER THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS ‐‐ I DON'T
KNOW, THAT'S PROBABLY NEVER
HAPPENED, NOTHING LIKE THAT HAS
EVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
I MEAN, THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER THAT
NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ‐‐ AND THE
DEAL, WHAT WAS GOING ON?
>> YEAH, WELL, YOU REMEMBER.
I MEAN, THE WHOLE WORLD WAS IN
THIS KIND OF STATE OF ANXIETY.
AND EVERYONE WAS SO SORT OF
UNSURE OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
AND WE WERE JUST KIND OF GETTING
ON WITH IT, DOING THE PRESS AND
EVERYTHING.
THEN WE WENT, DID THE PREMIERE.
PEOPLE LOVED THE MOVIE.
AND THEN ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A PARTY AND
EVERYTHING, RIGHT? pAFTER THE MO?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> WE HAD A REALLY TENSE AFTER
PARTY.
LIKE, WE ALL LOVED THE MOVIE, IT
WAS A GREAT RESPONSE, BUT IT
DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A PARTY
ATMOSPHERE, NECESSARILY.
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL.
ARE THE MOVIE THEATERS OPEN IN
IRELAND NOW?
OR ARE THEY STILL CLOSED THERE?
>> NEXT WEEK, I BELIEVE.
>> Jimmy: OH, NEXT WEEK, VERY
GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, SO THE MOVIE ‐‐ I
ASSUME, BASED ON THAT HAIRCUT,
EITHER YOU'RE ENGAGED IN A
LAWSUIT WITH SUPERCUTS OR YOU'RE
STILL SHOOTING "PEAKY BLINDERS"?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FINISHED ON FRIDAY, LAST
FRIDAY.
>> Jimmy: AH, YOU DID.
THAT'S THE LAST SEASON, SEASON 6
OF THE SHOW?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING?
DID YOU SNATCH A MEMENTO, A
RAZOR BLADE OR ANYTHING FROM THE
SET?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T ‐‐ I DON'T
REALLY ‐‐ I CAN'T EVER WEAR A
FLAT CAP WALKING AROUND.
I DID TAKE ONE OF HIS NICELY
TAILORED COATS.
THEY'RE MADE FOR ME, IT WAS VERY
BEAUTIFUL.
I TOOK THAT AS A MEMENTO.
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT THIS WAS
INTERESTING, ESPECIALLY AFTER
DOING ALL OF THESE SEASONS OF
"PEAKY BLINDERS," THAT YOU'RE ON
THAT CALM APP, THAT MEDITATION
APP, YOU READ A STORY ON THAT
THING.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S ACTING,
READING.
I GUESS IT'S A SIMILAR THING.
HOW DO YOU APPROACH MAKING IT
INTERESTING AND ALSO TRYING TO
PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP?
>> YEAH, IT'S A STRANGE
DIRECTION TO GET.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE, I
SUPPOSE, KIND OF DULLY SOY
SOPORIFIC.
IT'S A DULL STORY ABOUT IRELAND,
AND I'M A BIG FAN OF SLEEPING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO PUT OTHER
PEOPLE TO SLEEP, I'M ALL FOR
THAT.
IT'S THE ONLY GIG I HAD DURING
LOCKDOWN, SO I WAS VERY HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ONE OF THE MOST
POPULAR AUDIO PIECES ON THE APP,
I BELIEVE.
>> WELL, I THINK, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I
THINK HARRY STYLES IS ON THERE
AS WELL, I BET HE GETS MORE HITS
THAN I DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE HE'S NOT
PUTTING AS MANY PEOPLE TO SLEEP,
YOU KNOW?
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE PEOPLE ARE
TUNING IN WITH A DIFFERENT ‐‐
FOR A DIFFERENT REASON WITH
HARRY.
>> THAT COULD BE TRUE.
I CAN'T FULFILL THAT, NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN A BAND
WHEN YOU WERE A KID, RIGHT?
THAT'S KIND OF HOW YOU ‐‐ YOUR
FIRST EXPERIENCE IN PERFORMING?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S REALLY WHAT I
WANTED TO DO.
LIKE A LOT OF ACTORS I TALK TO,
YOU KNOW.
FAILED OR FRUSTRATED MUSICIANS.
THAT WAS FOR A LONG TIME, ALL
THROUGH MY FORMATIVE YEARS,
EARLY 20s, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO DO.
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU CONSIDER
YOURSELF TO BE FAILED OR
FRUSTRATED?
OR BOTH?
>> I THINK A BIT OF BOTH,
REALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE NAME OF
THE BAND THAT YOU'RE IN?
>> OH.
SO WE WERE HEAVILY INTO FRANK
ZAPPA WHEN WE WERE ‐‐ STILL AM.
BUT WE DISCOVERED FRANK ZAPPA AT
A VERY SORT OF ‐‐ THAT AGE WHERE
YOU JUST ABSORB THINGS.
AND HE WAS THE ‐‐ HE BLEW OUR
MINDS.
SO WE LOVED HIS ALBUM "HOT RATS"
THAT HE MADE I THINK IN '69.
THERE WAS A TUNE ON THAT RECORD
CALLED "SONS OF MR. GREEN
JEANS."
WE NICKED THAT.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW ON "PEAKY
BLINDERS," YOU HAVE WELL‐KNOWN,
GREAT MUSICIANS CONTRIBUTING
SONGS TO THE SOUND TRANSACTION.
I THINK ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHO ELSE WAS ON THAT
SOUNDTRACK?
>> OH, MAN.
WE'VE HAD ‐‐ WE'VE BEEN REALLY
LUCKY.
NICK CAVE HAS BEEN GENEROUS,
RADIOHEAD, P. J. HARVEY, TOM
WAITS, WHITE STRIPES.
>> Jimmy:ARE YOU INVOLVED IN
THAT AT ALL, AS FAR AS
CONTACTING THESE PEOPLE OR
TALKING TO THEM ABOUT IT?
>> I DO WHAT I CAN.
THE TIMES THAT I'VE MET
MUSICIANS, THEY SEEM TO REALLY
LIKE THE SHOW.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC.
OR THE TEAMS.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
THEY SEEM TO BE INTO IT AND
THEY'VE BEEN REALLY GENEROUS IN
GIVING THE MUSIC, LIKE I SAID.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S ANY
OTHER SHOW THAT HAS A SOUNDTRACK
THAT IS THAT ‐‐ I MEAN, MAYBE
SINCE "THE SOPRANOS" OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THAT HEAVY, YOU
KNOW.
>> WE'RE REALLY LUCKY.
IT ALL STARTED WITH NICK CAVE,
THAT TUNE," RED RIGHT HAND," SET
THE TONE.
>> Jimmy: HE PLANTED THE BAD
SEEDS.
AND FROM A SOUNDTRACK GREW.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK I CAN
END IT MORE POETICALLY THAN
THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE MOVIE IS VERY GOOD AND VERY
SCARY.
"A QUIET PLACE PART II" IS THE
MOVIE.
IT IS IN THEATERS, MOVIE
THEATERS, WE CAN GO TO THEM IN
AMERICA NOW.
CILLIAN MURPHY, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, CILLIAN, APPRECIATE
IT.
GET SOME REST.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE LINDA
LINDAS!
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW MAKING THEIR
LATE‐NIGHT TELEVISION DEBUT,
WITH THE SONGS, "RACIST SEXIST
BOY" AND "CLAUDIA KISHI" ‐‐ THE
LINDA LINDAS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ RACIST, SEXIST BOY
YOU ARE A RACIST
SEXIST BOY ♪
♪ AND TO HAVE
REALLY DANGEROUS TOYS
FAKE DANCE SHOOT ♪
♪ AND DESTROY
YOU ARE A RACIST
SEXIST BOY ♪
♪ YOU SAY MEAN STUFF AND
YOU CLOSE YOUR MIND TO
THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ♪
♪ YOU TURN AWAY FROM
WHAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE
RACIST SEXIST BOY ♪
♪ YOU ARE A RACIST
SEXIST BOY
AND YOU HAVE RACIST ♪
♪ SEXIST JOYS
WE REBUILD WHAT YOU DESTROY
YOU ARE A RACIST ♪
♪ SEXIST BOY
YOU SAY MEAN STUFF AND
YOU CLOSE YOUR MIND TO ♪
♪ THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE
YOU TURN AWAY FROM
WHAT YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR
POSER ♪
♪ RIFFRAFF
JERKFACE ♪
♪ HATER
RACIST SEXIST BOY ♪
♪ YOU ARE A RACIST
SEXIST BOY ♪
♪
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
♪ OOH OOH OOH
HER STYLE'S FUNKY
COOL AND FUN ♪
♪ AND TO ME SHE
IS NUMBER ONE
SHE'S NOT AFRAID ♪
♪ TO WEAR ALL PINK
SHE DON'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ♪
♪ I AM CLAUDIA KISHI
YOU ARE CLAUDIA KISHI
SHE IS CLAUDIA KISHI ♪
♪ WE ARE CLAUDIA KISHI
HOLLOWED OUT BOOKS
TO HIDE HER TREATS ♪
♪ THEY STAY IN TIME
SHE GOES OFF BEAT ♪
♪ SHE WEARS RED HIGH
TOPS WITHOUT SOCKS
HER SENSE OF STYLE ♪
♪ IT REALLY ROCKS
I AM CLAUDIA KISHI
YOU ARE CLAUDIA KISHI ♪
♪ SHE IS CLAUDIA KISHI
WE ARE CLAUDIA KISHI
JUNK FOOD ART ♪
♪ STYLE AND MYSTERY
TALKIN' BOUT CLAUDIA KISHI
JUNK FOOD ART ♪
♪ STYLE AND MYSTERY
TALKIN' BOUT CLAUDIA KISHI
JUNK FOOD ART ♪
♪ STYLE AND MYSTERY
TALKIN' BOUT CLAUDIA KISHI
JUNK FOOD ART ♪
♪ STYLE AND MYSTERY
TALKIN' BOUT CLAUDIA KISHI
I AM CLAUDIA KISHI ♪
♪ YOU ARE CLAUDIA KISHI
SHE IS CLAUDIA KISHI
WE ARE CLAUDIA KISHI ♪
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN.
I WANT TO THANK MICHAEL CHE,
DAVID CHAPPELLE, CILLIAN MURPHY, AND THESE
LADIES, THE LINDA LINDAS.
THAT WAS VERY WELL DONE.
ARE YOU IN THE MARKET FOR A
CLARINET PLAYER?
I'D LIKE TO JOIN THE BAND.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.