1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,702 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD ‐‐ IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:04,471 DAVID HARBOUR, WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER, AND 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:09,743 MUSIC FROM HALF ALIVE. AND NOW ‐‐ JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,813 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,749 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. I'M JIMMY. I AM THE HOST. 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,017 THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR COMING. 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,819 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,488 I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD HOLIDAY WEEKEND. 9 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,490 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S JUNE ALREADY? 10 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,225 THE REASON I ASK IS BECAUSE MANY, IF NOT MOST, OF OUR 11 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:28,529 NATION'S NEWSCASTERS CAN'T. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,331 >> CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st ALREADY. 13 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,566 >> CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st. 14 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,134 >> YEAH, RIGHT, ALREADY? 15 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,270 >> CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S JUNE 1st ALREADY. 16 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,905 >> CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1ST. 17 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,740 >> CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st. 18 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,475 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st TODAY. 19 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,476 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 20 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,644 >> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 21 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:48,348 >> HARD TO BELIEVE TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH OF JUNE. 22 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,384 >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st. 23 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,753 >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S JUNE 1st. 24 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,021 >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S JUNE. 25 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,022 >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT IS JUNE. 26 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:57,190 >> I SAY THAT EVERY MONTH. 27 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:58,926 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 28 00:00:58,926 --> 00:00:59,226 [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,595 >> Jimmy: WAIT TILL THEY FIND OUT IT'S NOT BUTTER. 30 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,730 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? 31 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,768 >> Guillermo: YES, FANTASTIC WEEKEND. 32 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:08,835 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S JUNE? 33 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,271 >> Guillermo: I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUNE ALREADY. 34 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:11,572 [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,741 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I TEXTED GUILLERMO FRIDAY NIGHT. 36 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,177 WHAT ARE YOU EATING? HE WROTE BACK, A TUNA MELT. 37 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,514 [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,249 WE WENT TO THE PARTICIPATE THIS WEEKEND. 39 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,351 I PUT ALMOST ENOUGH SUNSCREEN ON MY BODY. 40 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:29,022 I GOT EVERY ZONE KEPT FOR A PATCH RIGHT BACK HERE, JUST 41 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,391 BELOW MY LEFT SHOULDER. I MISSED THAT BECAUSE MY ARMS 42 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:32,960 DON'T REACH. WHICH IS A FLAW IN THE HUMAN 43 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:33,360 BODY, BY THE WAY. 44 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,629 [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:36,863 YOUR HANDS SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET AT ALL THE PARTS. 46 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,365 BUT I COULDN'T. AND NOW I HAVE A BRIGHT RED 47 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,567 PATCH SHAPED EXACTLY LIKE THE STATE OF LOUISIANA ON MY BACK. 48 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,468 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,203 OTHER THAN THAT, I HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, AND YOU KNOW WHY? 50 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:47,040 BECAUSE I'M VACCINATED. 51 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:47,541 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 52 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,409 OH, WHAT A JOY IT IS. 53 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:50,444 [ RIM SHOT ] 54 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,212 WALKING AROUND WITHOUT A MASK ON. HUGGING PEOPLE. 55 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,615 I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO. 56 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,415 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 57 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,517 SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A VACCINE YET, GO GET ONE, IT'S 58 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,853 THE GREATEST. YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "WHY 59 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:07,461 DIDN'T I DO THIS BEFORE?" YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "I'M 60 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,263 SUCH AN IDIOT." WE'LL BE LIKE, "YES, YOU'RE AN 61 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:10,497 IDIOT!" 62 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,231 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:12,733 AND THEN YOU'LL BE FREE. TRAVEL WAS WAY UP THIS WEEKEND. 64 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,967 THE TSA SCREENED MORE THAN SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE, AND THAT'S 65 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,202 ANOTHER FUNNY THING. YOU CAN GET ON A FLIGHT 66 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,470 UNVACCINATED ‐‐ NO PROBLEM. BUT GOD FORBID YOU BRING A 67 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,505 FULL‐SIZE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO. YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 68 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:19,573 [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,941 I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED TO REMEMBER WHAT MEMORIAL DAY IS 70 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,709 ABOUT. THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR 71 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,845 OUR COUNTRY. SOME DID THIS WEEKEND, AND SOME 72 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:30,817 DID NOT. OF ALL THE MANY MEMORIAL DAY 73 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,120 MESSAGES FROM PRESIDENTS OBAMA, BIDEN, CLINTON, BUSH, AND EVEN 74 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,356 TRUMP. NONE STOOD OUT MORE THAN A TWEET 75 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:40,193 FROM VANILLA ICE, WHO WROTE "HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, HAPPY 76 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,129 BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO HAVE A BACKYARD COOKOUT, SPORTS, 77 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:45,632 AND SHARING SMILES. THANKS TO THE SOLDIERS. 78 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:50,203 #HAPPYMEMORIALDAY" WHICH IS FINE, IT'S AN OKAY MESSAGE, WERE 79 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,973 IT NOT ACCOMPANIED BY THIS PHOTO OF A NINJA TURTLE. 80 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:53,273 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,642 DRAPED WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, 82 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:56,510 DUDES. 83 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,211 [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,714 THIS IS GOOD, TOO. SOMEONE GOOFED ON SOON‐TO‐BE 85 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,949 IMPRISONED CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ. 86 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:06,753 THEY TRICKED HIM INTO RETWEETING A PICTURE OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD 87 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,990 BY WRITING, "@MATTGAETZ CONGRESSMAN, MY GRANDPA'S A BIG 88 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,225 FAN OF YOURS AND IS A VETERAN. HE WOULD BE THRILLED IF YOU 89 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,494 COULD RETWEET THIS PHOTO OF HIM FOR MEMORIAL DAY. 90 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:20,167 HERE HE IS AS A YOUNG PRIVATE FIRST CLASS." 91 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:24,237 AND THEN ONCE MATT GAETZ DID RETWEET IT, THE GRANDSON CHANGED 92 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:30,377 THE NAME ON HIS ACCOUNT IS "MATT GAETZ IS A PEDO," WHICH WAS UP 93 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:34,081 THERE ON MATT GAETZ' ACCOUNT, SO HE TOOK IT DOWN. 94 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,116 HE GOT MATTFISHED! 95 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,117 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 96 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,618 AND OUR VICE PRESIDENT, KAMALA HARRIS, TOOK SOME 97 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:42,522 UNFRIENDLY FIRE FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT ENJOY HER WORK. 98 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,859 CONSERVATIVES, THEY REALLY CRANKED THE FAKE OUTRAGE KNOB UP 99 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:49,896 TO 11 AFTER THIS TWEET. SHE WROTE, "ENJOY THE LONG 100 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,231 WEEKEND." ING IF, THE MAGAVERSE WAS FUFR 101 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,366 YUS ABOUT THIS. FORMER AMBASSADOR, NIKKI HALEY, 102 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,835 CALLED THE VICE PRESIDENT "UNPROFESSIONAL AND UNFIT" FOR 103 00:03:54,835 --> 00:04:00,607 THIS TWEET. THIS IS THE SAME NIKKI HALEY WHO 104 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,975 SAID NOTHING WHEN TRUMP SAID HE PREFERS WAR HEROES WHO DON'T GET 105 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,577 CAPTURED. THAT WAS OKAY. NO COMMENT THERE. 106 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:08,415 BUT TWEETING "ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND." MAKES YOU "UNFIT." 107 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,417 WHEN THE TRUTH IS, YOU KNOW WHO'S UNFIT? THIS GUY IS. 108 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,251 [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,620 FLABBY GILMORE. IT IS AMAZING THAT THESE PEOPLE 110 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,923 STILL APPEAR IN PUBLIC. AFTER WHAT WENT ON FOR FOUR 111 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:24,197 YEARS. TRUMP'S OLD PARDON PAL, MICHAEL FLYNN, WHO ADMITTED TO 112 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,968 LYING TO THE FBI, WHO WENT TO PRISON FOR IT, APARTY AT 113 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,469 WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY Q ANON‐CON THIS WEEKEND. 114 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,837 WHERE HE QUITE PLAINLY SUPPORTED AN IDEA FROM A MAN IN THE CROWD 115 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,706 WHO ASKED WHY WE DON'T JUST OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? 116 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:37,978 KEEP IN MIND, THE MAN ONSTAGE ANSWERING THIS QUESTION IS A 117 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:42,616 FORMER GENERAL AND NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER. 118 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:49,556 >> FROM A SIMPLE MARINE, I WANT TO KNOW WHY WHAT HAPPENED IN 119 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,559 MIN‐A‐MAR CAN'T HAPPEN HERE. 120 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:53,860 >> NO REASON. I MEAN, IT SHOULD HAPPEN. 121 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,830 NO REASON. THAT'S RIGHT. 122 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:04,304 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY WHAT HAPPENED IN MIN‐A‐MAR. 123 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,573 PRONOUNCED LIKE "MINI BAR." MYANMAR IS A COUNTRY IN 124 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:07,841 SOUTHEAST ASIA. BACK IN FEBRUARY THE MILITARY 125 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:12,646 SEIZED CONTROL, THEY REFUSED TO ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE 126 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,080 ELECTION THERE, SO THEY ORGANIZED A COUP. 127 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,315 THOUSANDS OF PROTESTORS HAVE BEEN IMPRISONED, HUNDREDS HAVE 128 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:20,620 BEEN KILLED. AND GENERAL LIESENHOWER THINKS 129 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:26,393 WE SHOULD DO THAT HERE TOO. ALTHOUGH, AFTER IT WAS SUGGESTED 130 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:30,163 THAT HE BE COURT‐MARTIALED FOR THAT REMARK, FLYNN TRIED TO 131 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,364 WALK IT BACK. HE WROTE, "LET ME BE VERY CLEAR. 132 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,632 THERE IS NO REASON WHATSOEVER FOR ANY COUP IN AMERICA, AND I 133 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,867 DO NOT AND HAVE NOT AT ANY TIME CALLED FOR ANY ACTION OF THAT 134 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:34,968 SORT." EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEKEND, WHEN 135 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:35,902 YOU DID IT ON VIDEO. 136 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,606 [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:43,743 AND THE TIMES YOU DID IT LEADING UP TO JANUARY 6th. 138 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,946 MAYBE THAT'S THE BILL GATES MICROCHIP MAKING HIM SAY THAT. 139 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,348 [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:54,054 MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A COUP DOWN AT MEE‐AN‐MAR‐A‐LAGO. 141 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:54,754 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 142 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,256 ACCORDING TO MAGGIE HABERMAN OF THE "NEW YORK TIMES," TRUMP 143 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,758 BELIEVES THAT HE'S GOING TO BE REINSTATED AS PRESIDENT IN 144 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:02,529 AUGUST, AFTER ARIZONA FINISHES ITS CYBER NINJA "AUDIT" OF THE 145 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,365 ELECTION THEY'RE DOING. WHICH IS SO COMPLETELY INSANE, 146 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,970 AND DUMB, IT HAS TO BE TRUE. IT JUST HAS TO BE. 147 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,137 WE'LL KNOW IT'S TRUE FOR SURE ONCE WE HEAR HIM DENY IT. 148 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:11,838 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:15,575 AMERICANS WERE BACK AT THE MOVIES THIS WEEKEND. 150 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,877 "A QUIET PLACE 2" MADE $57 MILLION. 151 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,346 WHICH IS THE BIGGEST OPENING SINCE THE PANDEMIC BEGAN. 152 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,081 THOSE WHO ARE FULLY VACCINATED DO NOT HAVE TO WEAR MASKS TO THE 153 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:27,120 MOVIES. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW PROOF. 154 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,455 IT'S DONE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM. WHICH HAS WORKED SO WELL FOR 155 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:29,222 MOVIES FOR DECADES. 156 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,358 [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,860 I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE SOMEONE SNEAKING INTO ONE OF THOSE! 158 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:38,632 HERE IN LOS ANGELES, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS ARE EXPECTED TO 159 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,867 REOPEN IN THE FALL FOR FIVE DAYS A WEEK OF IN‐PERSON LEARNING. 160 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,570 WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR PARENTS. ALSO HERE IN L. A., WE SAW THIS 161 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:48,575 ON THE LOCAL NEWS. YOU KNOW THAT PLACE WHERE THEY 162 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,477 CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY JUNE? YEAH, THE LOCAL NEWS. 163 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:50,944 [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:55,348 THEY RAN A PIECE ABOUT A 2‐YEAR‐OLD GIRL FROM 165 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,716 MONTEREY PARK WHO JUST BECAME THE YOUNGEST AMERICAN EVER TO BE 166 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,486 ADMITTED TO MENSA. THE CLUB FOR PEOPLE WITH 167 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,255 UNUSUALLY HIGH IQs. SHE PASSED THE TEST. 168 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,225 HER IQ WAS MEASURED AT 146. AND WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN 169 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,995 TO MEET HER. BECAUSE SHE'S 2. SO JOINING US NOW, WITH HER 170 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,498 PARENTS, SUE AND DEVON, PLEASE WELCOME A VERY BRAINY TODDLER ‐‐ 171 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,934 KASHE QUEST! 172 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 173 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,772 AND THE QUEST FAMILY. HI, GUYS. 174 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,406 >> HELLO. 175 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,075 >> HOW ARE YOU? 176 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,078 >> Jimmy: HI, KASHE, HOW ARE YOU? 177 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,214 LET ME ASK YOU GUYS, HOW DID YOU END UP WITH SUCH A SMART KID? 178 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,216 >> I LIKE TO THINK IT COMES FROM ME. 179 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,818 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 180 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,987 >> HE MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. 181 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,656 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GO TO 182 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:42,329 MENSA ONCE YOU REALIZED KASHE WAS VERY BRIGHT? 183 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:45,532 >> WELL, IT KIND OF OCCURRED ON OUR PEDIATRICIAN VISIT. 184 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:51,338 SHE WAS SAYING LIKE 10‐WORD SENTENCES AT 18 MONTHS. 185 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,472 >> Jimmy: THE PEDIATRICIAN? 186 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:52,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 187 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,841 >> THE PEDIATRICIAN, KASHE AS WELL. 188 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,677 THEY HAD A DIALOGUE GOING ON, WE WERE JUST IN THE BACKGROUND, 189 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:01,214 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? SHE SAID, GET HER CHECKED OUT. 190 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,451 IT WAS KIND OF MORE ‐‐ NOT TO VALIDATE HERE BUT TO CONFIRM. 191 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,487 >> Jimmy: GOTCHA. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO HANG OUT 192 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,523 WITH THOSE PEOPLE AT MENSA, DOES SHE? 193 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:10,824 [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,057 >> NO. 195 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,559 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE AT MENSA? 196 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:13,159 >> YEAH. 197 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,528 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THEY GAVE YOU A CARD THAT YOU CAN SHOW TO 198 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:16,062 PEOPLE? 199 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:16,396 >> YEAH. 200 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,498 >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF EXCITING, ISN'T IT? 201 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,001 >> WANT TO GIVE MR. KIMMEL YOUR CARD? 202 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,769 >> SHOW JIMMY YOUR CARD. 203 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:26,006 >> Jimmy: WOW, HOW ABOUT THAT. I HAVE A SIMILAR ‐‐ MINE IS, 204 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,809 THOUGH ‐‐ MINE IS NOT A MENSA CARD. MINE IS A GIFT CARD FOR THE 205 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:30,176 MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 206 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,646 [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,682 WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? 208 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:35,949 >> YEAH. 209 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,751 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A NICE PAIR OF SLACKS. 210 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,520 [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,288 SO WHAT'S THE MOST CHALLENGING THING ABOUT HAVING A GENIUS 212 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,090 CHILD? 213 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,092 >> SHE'S GOING TO HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE. 214 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:46,593 >> Jimmy: OH, RA EL? 215 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:50,630 >> OH, IF YOU SAY, LISTEN, BABY, ICE CREAM FRIDAY. 216 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:54,667 YOU BETTER BE THERE ON TIME, ICE CREAM, OR SHE'S CALLING YOU, 217 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,437 SHE'S FACETIMING YOU, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR A 218 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:57,637 WEEK. 219 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:58,671 >> Jimmy: SHE HAS A PHONE? 220 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,241 >> SHE USES MOM'S PHONE. 221 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,544 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? 222 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,446 >> ICE CREAM WITH M&Ms. 223 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,615 >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT'S WHAT MADE HER SO SMART? 224 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:08,915 [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,750 >> POSSIBLY. 226 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,219 >> YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU NEVER KNOW. 227 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,489 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE YOU LEARNING ABOUT, KASHE? 228 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:21,161 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT? 229 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,363 >> TRAINS. 230 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,498 >> Jimmy: TRAINS ARE FUN. I HEAR YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE 231 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,100 ELEMENTS, THE PERIODIC TABLE. IS THAT TRUE? 232 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:27,534 >> YEAH. 233 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,936 >> Jimmy: I HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE ELEMENTS. 234 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,704 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ELEMENT? 235 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:32,439 >> ARGON. 236 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,641 >> Jimmy: ARGON? I HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE 237 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,243 ELEMENTS TOO. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN IF WE 238 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,712 HAD A LITTLE CONTEST HERE TO SEE WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE 239 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,647 ELEMENTS, OKAY? 240 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:40,914 >> YEAH. 241 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:47,387 >> Jimmy: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SO YOUR MOM'S GOING TO SHOW US 242 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,421 SOME CARDS. IS THAT HOW IT WORKS? 243 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,791 >> YEP, I'VE GOT SOME CARDS AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHO KNOWS 244 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,392 THEIR ELEMENTS. 245 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,259 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 246 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:53,760 >> LET'S SEE. 247 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,962 >> Jimmy: I HOPE IT'S ME, KASHE. 248 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:00,600 >> THE FIRST ONE IS TO KASHE. WHAT IS THIS ONE? 249 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,501 >> LITHIUM. 250 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:05,939 >> Jimmy: LITHIUM IS CORRECT. 251 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,573 [ APPLAUSE ] 252 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,875 >> NEXT ONE IS FOR MR. JIMMY. HERE'S YOURS. 253 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:14,547 >> Jimmy: OKAY. UM ‐‐ 254 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,484 >> CALCIUM. 255 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,751 [ LAUGHTER AND CORRECT. 256 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:23,156 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING, CALCIUM. 257 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:27,293 THANK YOU, KASHE, I NEEDED A LITTLE HELP WITH THAT ONE. 258 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,430 >> NEXT ONE IS FOR YOU, WHAT'S THIS ONE? 259 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,499 >> POTASSIUM. 260 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:32,932 [ APPLAUSE ] 261 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,568 >> THAT'S CORRECT. TELL MR. JIMMY WHAT HAS 262 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:35,869 POTASSIUM. 263 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:36,703 >> BANANAS. 264 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:40,440 >> Jimmy: BANANAS, YES, THEY'RE DELICIOUS. YES, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 265 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,476 >> NEXT ONE IS FOR MR. JIMMY. 266 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,514 >> Jimmy: HM ‐‐ 267 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,281 >> CHLORINE. 268 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,417 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, CHLORINE, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT BUT 269 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,519 THERE'S NO "H." 270 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,786 >> MR. JIMMY ‐‐ 271 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,689 >> I'M OVERTHINKING IT, I'M OVERTHINKING IT. 272 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,958 KASHE, I THINK YOU'RE WINNING SO FAR. YOU'VE EVEN ANSWERED MY 273 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:02,095 QUESTIONS. OKAY. 274 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:06,866 >> NEXT ONE. MISS KASHE ‐‐ 275 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:07,567 >> BARIUM. 276 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:15,842 >> BARIUM IS CORRECT, GOOD JOB,. 277 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,779 AND THE NEXT ONE ‐‐ 278 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:28,221 >> BARIU. 279 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,423 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE BEING A GENIUS? 280 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:30,723 >> YEAH. 281 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,926 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GET EXCITED WHEN YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS TO 282 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:33,293 THINGS? 283 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:33,760 >> YEAH. 284 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,395 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THE KIDS THAT YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH ARE 285 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:39,032 SILLY? 286 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:39,933 >> YEAH. 287 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,233 [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,601 >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER PICK YOUR NOSE AND EAT IT? 289 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:41,834 >> YEAH. 290 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,469 [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,206 >> Jimmy: SAME HERE, SAME HERE. 292 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,174 >> SHE'S HONEST, SHE'S HONEST. 293 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:53,179 >> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A SUPER‐HIGH INTELLECT, KASHE, I 294 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:57,250 KNOW THAT YOU STILL LOVE KID'S STUFF, LIKE "FROZEN," RIGHT? 295 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:57,584 >> YEAH. 296 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,887 >> Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU, 297 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,791 BECAUSE MY FRIEND GUILLERMO WENT TO ARENDELLE LAST NIGHT. 298 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:05,325 >> WHAT? 299 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,228 >> Jimmy: WE FOUND ALL OF ANNA AND ELSA'S CLOTHES. 300 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:08,461 >> WHOA! 301 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:13,499 >> OH! 302 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,500 >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID? 303 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:20,673 >> WOW! 304 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,842 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,910 >> Jimmy: ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? 306 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,378 >> IS SHE BEAUTIFUL? 307 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:25,712 >> YEAH. 308 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,983 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. SO ALL OF THESE CLOTHES ARE FOR 309 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,418 YOU. YOU CAN WEAR THEM WHILE YOU'RE 310 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,321 STUFF LIKE THAT. AND SECONDLY, WE'RE GOING TO 311 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,558 SEND YOU TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH. 312 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,293 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH IS? 313 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:40,860 BESIDES THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE? 314 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,663 [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,531 THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH IS DISNEYLAND. 316 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:49,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 317 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,737 WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU TO DISNEYLAND. 318 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:56,042 I THINK IT'S OPEN NOW. IF IT'S NOT OPEN, I APOLOGIZE, 319 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,810 THIS IS A TERRIBLE PRANK TO PLAY ON A CHILD. 320 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,246 DO YOU WANT TO PUT THIS MINNIE MOUSE HAT ON? 321 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:00,780 >> YEAH. 322 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,016 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT? 323 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:03,516 ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 324 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,918 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 325 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,254 ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 326 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,289 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY? 327 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:09,722 >> THANK YOU. 328 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,859 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KASHE. HEY, LISTEN. 329 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:16,462 WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT A CURE FOR SOMETHING, LET US KNOW, OKAY? 330 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,164 WE WANT TO BE IN ON THAT. 331 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:18,464 [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,967 THANK YOU, GUYS. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR LITTLE 333 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,036 GENIUS. I'M GOING TO YELL AT MY KIDS SO 334 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,438 MUCH TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME. 335 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:25,738 [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,575 IT'S THE QUEST FAMILY. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. 337 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,277 WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER IS WITH US. 338 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,113 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM HALF ALIVE. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 339 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:34,718 DAVID HARBOUR, SO STICK AROUND! 340 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:37,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 341 00:13:37,394 --> 00:13:38,468 ♪ 342 00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:44,123 >> Jimmy: HOW, BEAUTIFUL. A REAL DISNEY PRINCESS. 343 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:48,761 WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SHOW "THE 344 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:53,466 UNDERGROUND RAIL BODY" ON AMAZON PRIME, WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER IS 345 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,202 WITH US. THEN LATER, THEY ARE FROM 346 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,438 LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA. AND THEY PUT ON A HECK OF A SHOW. 347 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,506 YOU CAN SEE THEM LIVE HERE IN L.A. AT THE WILTERN THEATER 348 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,674 SEPTEMBER 16th. THEIR NEW SONG IS CALLED "WHAT'S WRONG." 349 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,375 MUSIC FROM HALF ALIVE. 350 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:02,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 351 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:07,680 THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH MICHAEL CHE, DJ KHALED, 352 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,682 RACHEL WEISZ, ROB RIGGLE, CILLIAN MURPHY ‐‐ WITH MUSIC 353 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:14,020 FROM WILLIE JONES, FOUSHEÉ, AND AN ALL‐KID PUNK BAND THE LINDA 354 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,587 LINDAS WILL JOIN US AS WELL. 355 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,622 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 356 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,092 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. OUR FIRST GUEST IS A TWO‐TIME 357 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,327 EMMY NOMINATED CHIEF OF POLICE IN A TOWN WITH A SERIOUS DEMON 358 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:27,834 PROBLEM. NEXT, HE STARS ALONGSIDE SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN "BLACK 359 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,302 WIDOW." IT COMES TO THEATERS AND DISNEY 360 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:37,243 PLUS PREMIER ACCESS JULY 9th. SAY HELLO TO DAVID HARBOUR. 361 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:37,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 362 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:52,091 ♪ 363 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,092 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 364 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,427 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU, DAVID. 365 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,330 >> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. THE VACCINATED HANDSHAKE. 366 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:01,067 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE FIRSTHAND SHAKE I'VE HAD IN 367 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,436 QUITE SOME TIME. CAN I QUIZ YOU ON THE PERIODIC 368 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:03,636 TABLE? 369 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,573 >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M AS GOOD AS KASHE. ZINC? 370 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,509 >> Jimmy: ZINC, ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 371 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,777 >> YEAH! ZINC OXIDE. 372 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,245 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 373 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,782 >> CUBIC ZIRCONIUM? 374 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,082 [ LAUGHTER ] 375 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:16,649 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YES! 376 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,117 >> THAT'S IT, THAT'S. 377 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,252 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY? 378 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,254 >> NIACIN? 379 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,223 >> Jimmy: THAT ONE'S SODIUM. 380 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:24,524 [ APPLAUSE ] 381 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,825 >> I SHOULD KNOW THAT. 382 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,459 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 383 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,627 >> I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 384 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,263 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY, ON YOUR NUPTIALS. 385 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:30,596 >> THANK YOU. 386 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,130 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT MARRIED. 387 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,732 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 388 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,900 >> YEAH. 389 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,469 >> Jimmy: I WAS SO BADLY ‐‐ YEAH. 390 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:41,240 THE WAY I THINK PEOPLE FOUND OUT YOU GOT MARRIED, CORRECT ME IF I 391 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,509 HAVE THIS WRONG. FOR WHATEVER REASON, CLARK 392 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,178 COUNTY, NEVADA, HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT. 393 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,679 THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IN THE FIRST PLACE. 394 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,415 CLARK COUNTY, WHERE LAS VEGAS IS, FOR SOME REASON TWEETED YOU 395 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,518 AND YOUR WIFE, YOUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. 396 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:52,785 >> YEAH. 397 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:58,291 >> Jimmy: THEY POSTED IT PUBLICLY. YOU AND LILY ALLEN. 398 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,392 DID YOU GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO DO THAT? 399 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,426 >> NO. 400 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,127 [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,431 CLEARLY, WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS DOES NOT STAY IN VEG HAS. 402 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,801 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 403 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,704 IT'S OUT RAGE JUST. WE REGISTERED THE NIGHT BEFORE, 404 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,773 AND IT BROKE, YEAH. WE WERE TRYING TO GET IN AND OUT 405 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,607 REAL QUICK. 406 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,141 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY. 407 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,109 >> YEAH. WELL. YOU KNOW. IT'S VEGAS. 408 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,544 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE COUNTY THAT DID THAT. 409 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:19,278 >> YEAH. 410 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,815 >> Jimmy: THEN AFTER ‐‐ I ASSUME YOU HAD YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND 411 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:27,987 FRIENDS GOING LIKE, OH, HEY, UH ‐‐ CONGRATULATIONS. 412 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,254 >> YEAH. 413 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,222 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR NOT TELLING US. 414 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,024 >> IT WAS AWKWARD, YEAH, IT WAS AWKWARD. 415 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:37,597 >> Jimmy: YOU TWEETED A PHOTO, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL AT 416 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,965 THIS POINT. 417 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,265 [ APPLAUSE ] 418 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:45,972 YOU AND LILY AND ELVIS PRESLEY. NOT THE ELVIS PRESLEY, A ELVIS 419 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:46,239 PRESLEY. 420 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,609 >> SEEMED LIKE THE REAL ONE TO ME, ALIVE AND PERFORMING 421 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,512 WEDDINGS IN VEGAS. IT'S FUNNY. WE DID IT, WHAT WAS IT, 422 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,313 SEPTEMBER? I SHOULD KNOW THIS, YOU SHOULD 423 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:59,552 KNOW YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY? I THINK SEPTEMBER, IN LAS VEGAS. 424 00:16:59,552 --> 00:16:59,852 [ LAUGHTER ] 425 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,021 WE WENT FOR JUST LIKE A DAY ‐‐ 426 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,057 >> Jimmy: LET ME LOOK AT YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. 427 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:05,992 >> THAT'S WHY WE NEEDED THE TWEET, YEAH. 428 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,093 >> Jimmy: THE 7th OF SEPTEMBER. 429 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:07,660 >> 7th OF SEPTEMBER, OKAY. 430 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,196 [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,233 WE HAD TO DO IT, LIKE WE GOT ENGAGED RIGHT BEFORE THE 432 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:18,938 PANDEMIC. HIT, NOTHING WAS HAPPENING.DEMI‐ 433 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,642 BUT WHEN WE WERE ‐‐ RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC ‐‐ SHE 434 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,311 HAS TWO KIDS, THESE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS, 8 AND 9. 435 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:29,215 WE WERE RIDING BIKES OUT IN THE COUNTRY, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 436 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,119 WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO THE NEXT YEAR OR HOWEVER LONG IT WAS 437 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,088 GOING TO TAKE. THE LITTLE ONE WAS RIDING ALONG, 438 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:41,160 SHE WAS GOING, DAVID ‐‐ DAD ‐‐ DAVE ‐‐ DAD ‐‐ THE "D" GOT HER 439 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,130 CONFUSED. THE OLDER ONE GOT UPSET, WHICH I 440 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,567 UNDERSTAND. "HE'S NOT OUR DAD!" THE YOUNGER ONE IS LIKE, WHAT IS 441 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,936 HE? HE'S KIND OF OUR DAD. NO, HE'S NOT! 442 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:57,310 HE'S KIND OF OUR STEP CAD! NO, HE'S NOT! WHAT IS HE? 443 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:01,180 HE'S JUST SOME GUY IN OUR LIVES! 444 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:01,581 [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,915 YEAH, FOR REAL. AND I WAS LIKE ‐‐ I NEED TO 446 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,849 MARRY THIS WOMAN. 447 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,820 [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,691 BECAUSE THE EMOTIONAL FALLOUT. 449 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:15,661 >> Jimmy: YEAH. NOW HOW ARE YOU REFERRED TO? 450 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,897 >> STILL LIKE SOME GUY IN OUR LIVES. 451 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:18,197 [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,466 THAT'S THE FAVORITE THING I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED. 453 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,133 >> Jimmy: SOME GUY. 454 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,702 >> 9 YEARS OLD. SOME DIE IN OUR LIVES! 455 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,137 [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:30,977 9 YEARS OLD GOING ON 35. JUST SOME GUY IN OUR LIVES! 457 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,913 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. ARE YOU FINISHED WITH SHOOTING 458 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,083 "STRANGER THINGS"? THIS SEASON? CAN YOU SAY? 459 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,586 >> I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY, BUT I'LL TELL YOU. 460 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:40,886 [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:41,387 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 462 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:44,724 >> YEAH, I'M ALMOST DONE. I GOT ONE MORE LITTLE STINT. 463 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,461 WE SHOULD BE DONE IN LIKE AUGUST. BUT I ‐‐ YEAH. 464 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,429 I GOT TO SHAVE THIS AGAIN. 465 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,533 >> Jimmy: WE THOUGHT HOPPER WAS DEAD, THEN HOPPER'S NOT DEAD. 466 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,402 IF I'M RUINING ANYTHING, I APOLOGIZE. 467 00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:03,342 BUT INSTEAD HE IS IN A, WELL, A RUSSIAN PRISON CELL. 468 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,076 >> YES. 469 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,077 >> Jimmy: YES. WE DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, 470 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,679 EXACTLY. 471 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,648 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 472 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,015 >> Jimmy: YES. 473 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,383 >> WE DON'T. I DO. BT WE DON'T. 474 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,217 >> Jimmy: WE DON'T. 475 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,319 >> YEAH. 476 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,656 >> Jimmy: ARE THEY NICE? RUSSIAN PRISON CELLS? 477 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,692 I'VE NOT BEEN. DO THEY BASE THEM ON REAL ONES? 478 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,929 >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THEY BASE THEM ON 1980s MOVIE 479 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,066 VERSIONS OF RUSSIAN GULAGS. 480 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:27,366 [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,568 THAT'S SORT OF THE TROPE OF OUR SHOW. IT'S FUNNY. 482 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:33,172 YEAH, LIKE WE FINISHED THIS SEASON ‐‐ I GUESS IT WAS MARCH? 483 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,677 OF 2019? RIGHT? THEN IT CAME OUT ‐‐ I'M GETTING 484 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,979 A BIT ‐‐ THE YEARS ‐‐ 485 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,380 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IT CAME OUT ‐‐ 486 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,818 >> RIGHT BEFORE THE ‐‐ YEAH, 2019. WE FINISHED MARCH OF 2019. 487 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,453 YOU KNOW, I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO BE IN THIS RUSSIAN 488 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:53,192 PRISON. THEN LITERALLY A MONTH LATER, I 489 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,596 GOT A CALL FROM MARVEL THAT THEY 490 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:02,768 WANTED ME TO PLAY A GUY WHO STARTS OUT, LIKE IN A RUSSIAN 491 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,002 PRISON. 492 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,503 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,339 AND I WAS LIKE, THIS IS FANTASTIC. 494 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:11,143 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT TWITTER AND REDDIT AND ALL THOSE GUYS DO 495 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,713 WITH IT. SO THERE'S ALL THESE CONSPIRACY 496 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:19,418 THEORIES, LIKE HOPPER WENT TO RUSSIA AND THEN PUT ON A SUPER 497 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:23,689 SUIT AND NOW IS THE RED GUARDIAN IN THIS "BLACK WIDOW" MOVIE. 498 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:28,394 >> Jimmy: WOULDN'T IT BE AWESOME IF THEY TIED THOSE TOGETHER? 499 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,864 WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER IF THEY DOUBLED IT UP ON AND YOU BANGED 500 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,533 THOSE SCENES UP WHILE YOU WERE THERE? 501 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,303 >> IT WOULD MAKE SHOOTING EASIER, I'LL GET THEM ON THAT. 502 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,304 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SUGGEST THAT? 503 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,171 >> I HAVEN'T. 504 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,741 >> Jimmy: WAS ONE PRISON NICER THAN THE OTHER PRISON? 505 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,642 WAS THE MARVEL PRISON BUG BUDGET? 506 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,311 >> YEAH, A LITTLE MORE BUDGET, YEAH. 507 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,914 I WAS ON SET, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I'D GROWN OUT ‐‐ WE FINISHED THE 508 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,284 SEASON IN MARCH, I GREW OUT MY HAIR, THEN I GOT CAST IN THIS 509 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,220 OTHER THING TO PLAY A RUSSIAN PRISONER. 510 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:58,557 I HAD LONG HAIR, THIS BEARD, I WAS BIG. 511 00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:02,795 AND I THOUGHT, I CAN'T BE THE SAME GUY WITH LONG HAIR AND A 512 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:07,399 BEARD IN THE SAME PRISON. I WAS, LIKE, TAKING PICTURES OF 513 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,970 THE SET, UNBEKNOWNST TO ANYONE, AND SENDING THEM TO THE DIFFER 514 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,739 BROTHERS, MAKING SURE THEY DIDN'T USE ANY OF THE SAME 515 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,143 COLORS AS THE SET, MAKING SURE THE LOOKS WERE DIFFERENT, THE 516 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:17,643 OUTFITS WERE DIFFERENT. 517 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,077 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 518 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,346 >> YES, I DEPARTMENT SENDING PHOTOS. 519 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:25,251 FINALLY AT THE END, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I HAD ALL THIS HAIR THIS BEARD. 520 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,053 WE PLANNED TO DO IT THAT WAY. I WAS LIKE, GUYS, WE CAN'T DO 521 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,823 THIS, I'M COMING OUT WITH THIS MARVEL MOVIE, I CAN'T HAVE THE 522 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:34,059 BEARD AND HAIR. WE CAME UP WITH A WHOLE 523 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,461 DIFFERENT LOOK FOR IT. WE HAD HIM SHAVE HIS HEAD. 524 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,028 >> Jimmy: WOW. 525 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,196 >> THIS WHOLE THING. 526 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:41,534 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. THAT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE. 527 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,603 YOURE MAKING THIS STORY UP. THERE HAS TO BE A CONNECTION, 528 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,405 YOU'RE TRYING TO DERAIL IT IS WHAT'S GOING ON. 529 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,242 >> I WOULD NEVER DO THAT WITH YOU. 530 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,879 >> Jimmy: WHICH DUFFER BROTHER DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 531 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:54,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,382 >> THE YOUNGER ONE. 533 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,516 >> Jimmy: THE YOUNGER ONE? 534 00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:01,187 >> NO, IT'S FUNNY. THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME TO ME 535 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,557 WHEN I STARTED. NOW THEY LOOK SO DIFFERENT, I 536 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,958 DON'T EVEN THINK OF THEM AS BROTHERS. 537 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:06,625 [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,961 THEY JUST HAVE BECOME COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ENTITIES. 539 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,197 >> Jimmy: THEY ARE BROTHERS, THAT'S NOT ANOTHER CONSPIRACY? 540 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,832 >> TWIN BROTHERS, YEAH. I LIKE ROSS BETTER. 541 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,769 [ LAUGHTER ] 542 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,105 >> Jimmy: IN "STRANGER THINGS," YOU'RE HOPPER, YOU DON'T HAVE A 543 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,875 RUSSIAN ACCENT. BUT IN THIS MOVIE, YOU'VE GOT A 544 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,410 RUSSIAN ACCENT. 545 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:24,944 >> YEAH. 546 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,145 >> Jimmy: "BLACK WIDOW." 547 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,079 >> MAKES NO SENSE. 548 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,113 >> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE. 549 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:28,647 >> NO. 550 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:29,415 >> Jimmy: WHY? 551 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,950 >> IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 552 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,485 >> Jimmy: WHY DOESN'T IT MAKE SENSE? 553 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,453 >> I'VE HAD THIS DISCUSSION SO MANY TIMES. 554 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,588 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO HEAR YOUR LOGIC. 555 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,755 >> IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 556 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:37,957 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WHY? 557 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,258 >> SO HE'S RUSSIAN. 558 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:39,625 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 559 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,259 >> IN RUSSIA. 560 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,761 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 561 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:43,429 >> HE'D BE SPEAKING RUSSIAN. 562 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,396 [ LAUGHTER ] 563 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:48,234 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? YES? 564 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:52,338 >> SO THE ENTIRE MOVIE SHOULD BE ME SPEAKING RUSSIAN WITH 565 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:52,671 SUBTITLES. 566 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,640 >> Jimmy: LET THEM MAKE THEIR OWN MARVEL MOVIES. 567 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,677 FOR US, WE GET ENGLISH. YOU KNOW? 568 00:22:58,677 --> 00:22:59,845 BECAUSE THEN EVERYBODY HAS TO ‐‐ 569 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:04,516 >> I KNOW, IT'S NOT THE BEST LOOK FOR A MARVEL MOVIE, LIKE A 570 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,719 PG‐13. YOU JUST READING SUBTITLES THE 571 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,255 ENTIRE MOVIE. YEAH, IT WAS NOT WELL RECEIVED 572 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,489 BY THE PRODUCERS WHEN I BROUGHT THAT UP. 573 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,492 >> Jimmy: YOU REMEMBER WHEN TOM CRUISE TRIED TO KILL HITLER IN 574 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:17,863 THAT MOVIE? AND THEN HE HAD LIKE ‐‐ ALMOST 575 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:22,301 EVERYONE HAD A GERMAN ACCENT BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A GERMAN ACCENT? 576 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,370 >> I KNOW. 577 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,105 >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE WENT WITH YOUR LINE OF LOGIC AND HE HELD 578 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:26,338 STRONG. 579 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,441 >> SEE? BRILLIANT. I CAVED, THOUGH. 580 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:32,278 I DO HAVE A RUSSIAN ACCENT YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE 581 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:32,778 RUSSIAN SOMETHING. 582 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,314 >> Jimmy: HEY, LISTEN, A RUSSIAN ACCENT IS FUN. 583 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:38,083 I'M SURE THEY'RE KIND OF HAPPY. BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 584 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,853 HE'S A GOOD GUY, RIGHT? 585 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:45,891 >> YEAH, HE'S A ‐‐ YEAH. I MEAN, HE'S A VERY ‐‐ I MEAN, 586 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:49,228 WHO'S A GOOD GUY AT HEART, BUT HE'S DEFINITELY GOT PROBLEMS. 587 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,630 >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING TO SEE A LITTLE BIT 588 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:55,200 OF THAT AND THE PROBLEM. "BLACK WIDOW" IS THE MOVIE. 589 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,670 DAVID HARBOUR IS HERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 590 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:11,717 >>> AHEM! IT STILL FITS. 591 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,085 >> WHOO‐HOO! 592 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:17,589 >> OH MY GOSH. 593 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:19,091 >> I KNOW, I WASHED IT ONCE. 594 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:26,966 COME AND DRINK. 595 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,133 ♪ I BEEN WORKING ON THE DA DA 596 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:33,872 DA ♪ FAMILY. BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 597 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:34,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 598 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:38,110 >> Jimmy: THAT IS DAVID HARBOUR? "BLACK WIDOW." 599 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,245 THEY MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. EVEN THOUGH YOU INITIALLY 600 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:44,116 DISAGREED. 601 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,986 >> YOU LIKE THE RUSSIAN ACCENT? YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LOVED THAT 602 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,555 SCENE IN RUSSIAN, READING SUBTITLES? 603 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:53,625 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT DOSTOYEVSKY, IT'S A MARVEL MOVIE. 604 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,962 CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING PART OF THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 605 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 606 00:24:58,697 --> 00:24:59,231 WHICH IS A VERY BIG DEAL. 607 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,767 >> WELL. IT IS. I MEAN, I THINK YOU WOULD KNOW 608 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,003 HOW BIG OF A DEAL IT IS. 609 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,070 >> Jimmy: OH, WELL ‐‐ 610 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,239 >> CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. 611 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,008 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT THAT, BUT THANK YOU. 612 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:09,508 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 613 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,610 >> COME ON. YOU'RE PLAYING CRAVE ANYONE THE 614 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,678 NEW SPIDER‐MAN. 615 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,914 >> Jimmy: THEY'D BE UPSET IF I TALK ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF. 616 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:19,184 I OFFICIALLY SAY, FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE NO COMMENT IS 617 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,220 WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. BUT LET TALK ABOUT ‐‐ 618 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:21,854 >> I'M EXCITED. 619 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:27,860 >> LET'S FOCUS ON YOU AND THE FACT THAT YOU, EVEN NOW, ARE AN 620 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,560 ACTION FIGURE. 621 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:28,827 >> WHOA. 622 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:33,065 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT JUST SOME GUY IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE. 623 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:33,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 624 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:34,099 YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE. 625 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:35,701 >> COMPLETE WITH GRAPPLING HOOK. 626 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,569 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A GRAPPLING HOOK. 627 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,637 >> AND SHIELD. 628 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:39,271 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 629 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:39,638 >> YEAH. 630 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:42,975 >> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE THE RED GUARDIAN, THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF 631 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:43,609 CAPTAIN AMERICA? 632 00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:44,643 >> KIND OF. A LOT LESS IN SHAPE. 633 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:47,179 [ LAUGHTER ] 634 00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:52,718 BUT A LOT MORE ‐‐ A NICE, THING BEARD ON HIM. 635 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,319 >> Jimmy: THE NICE, THICK BEARD. 636 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,389 >> OFFSETS THAT BIG BELLY, AUGMENTS IT. 637 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,490 HE'S LIKE A COMMUNIST SANTA. 638 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,426 [ LAUGHTER ] 639 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:03,962 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE ANOTHER PROJECT THAT WE'RE GOING TO 640 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,664 WORLD PREMIERE THE TRAILER FOR. 641 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:08,200 >> YEAH, IT'S EXCITING. I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BRING IT 642 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,234 TO YOU GUYS. 643 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,636 >> Jimmy: IS THIS SHOT DURING THE PANDEMIC? 644 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:12,504 >> YES. THIS WAS SOMETHING TOWARDS THE 645 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,474 END OF THE PANDEMIC. I MEAN, WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH 646 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:20,045 SUCH HARD TIMES THIS PAST YEAR. AND I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A 647 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,781 CERTAIN SUBSET OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN THROUGH A TREMENDOUSLY 648 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,116 HARD TIME, WHICH ARE EDUCATORS. 649 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,017 >> Jimmy: YES, FOR SURE. 650 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:30,055 >> SO I WANTED TO BRING THIS, YOU KNOW ‐‐ THIS STORY TO 651 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,423 PEOPLE, JUST TO INSPIRE THEM. 652 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,592 >> Jimmy: HERE IT IS, THE FIRST LOOK AT THE NEW PROJECT FROM 653 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:37,596 DAVID HARBOUR. 654 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,667 >> I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR BOOKS AWAY. 655 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:46,905 ANCHOR YOURSELVES NOT IN THE DUSTY TEXTS THRUST UPON YOU BY 656 00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:50,976 THE SCHOOL BOARD, BUT IN THE RICH TAPESTRY OF THE WORLD 657 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:57,216 AROUND YOU. HISTORY IS NOT THE ROTE 658 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,451 MEMORIZATION OF DATES AND BATTLES WON AND LOST. 659 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,988 IT IS THE LIVING, BREATHING 660 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:09,161 RECORD OF HUMANITY ITSELF. 661 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:13,031 THE MIND IS NOT A VESSEL TO BE FILLED, BUT A FIRE TO BE 662 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:21,773 KINDLED. 663 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:26,879 CHALLENGE WHAT IS EXPECTED OF YOU. YES, WHAT? 664 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:30,749 >> YOU'RE MUTED. WE CAN'T HEAR A THING YOU'RE 665 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:30,983 SAYING. 666 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:31,283 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,552 >> WHAT? OH, DAMMIT, WHAT DO I ‐‐ WHAT DO 668 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,554 I ‐‐ DO I HIT THE SPEAKER THING? 669 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,590 >> IS THAT WHERE YOU LIVE? 670 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,993 >> I'M KIND NERVE BETWEEN THINGS RIGHT NOW. 671 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:41,393 [ LAUGHTER ] 672 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,729 CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? 673 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:44,796 >> YEAH, BUT YOU TURNED A FILTER ON. 674 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,299 [ LAUGHTER ] 675 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:53,872 >> OH, WHAT IS ‐‐ HELLO? HOW DO I GET THAT OFF? HEY, HEY! 676 00:27:53,872 --> 00:28:02,714 STOP LAUGHING AT ME! 677 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:03,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 678 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,150 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 679 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:09,788 >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON. 680 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:13,025 DAVID HARBOUR, EVERYBODY! "BLACK WIDOW" OPENS IN THEATERS 681 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,161 AND ON DISNEY PLUS PREMIER ACCESS JULY 9th. 682 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:19,264 THANK YOU, DAVID. WE'LL BE BACK WITH WILLIAM 683 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,700 JACKSON HARPER! 684 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,545 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. WELCOME BACK. 685 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,381 MUSIC FROM HALF ALIVE IS ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM 686 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,883 "THE GOOD PLACE," FOR WHICH HE WAS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY. 687 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:44,156 HIS NEW SHOW, "THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD," IS ON AMAZON PRIME 688 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:49,228 VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER. 689 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:49,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 690 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,896 HEY, THERE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 691 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,298 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? HOW ARE YOU DOING? 692 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,901 >> Jimmy: DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. YOU LOOK RELAXED. 693 00:28:55,901 --> 00:29:00,439 IS THAT THE CHAIR NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO SIT IN IN YOUR HOUSE? 694 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:03,709 >> IT KIND OF IS. THIS IS A HOLDOVER FROM MY OLD 695 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:06,111 ROOMMATES WHEN WE WERE CAMPED OUT TOGETHER. 696 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:09,948 IT'S THE ONE THING THAT'S MADE IT INTO THE HOUSE WITH ME AND MY 697 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:10,249 GIRLFRIEND. 698 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:13,418 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING GOT WHITTLED AND PARED DOWN? YEAH. 699 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,820 >> DUDE, I OWNED A LOT OF TRASH FOR A LONG TIME. 700 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:17,656 [ LAUGHTER ] 701 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,324 THIS IS THE ONE THAT DID MAKE IT. 702 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,493 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD‐LOOKING CHAIR, YEAH. 703 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:25,230 I'M GLAD YOU GOT TO PRESERVE THAT THING. 704 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:27,232 WAS THERE A FIGHT BETWEEN THE ROOMMATES AS TO WHO GOT IT? 705 00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,401 >> NO, NO. I BOUGHT THIS CHAIR. 706 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:30,369 IT WAS COMING WITH ME AT ALL TIMES. 707 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,937 >> Jimmy: I GOTCHA. 708 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:36,975 >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT WAS A COMFY CHAIR. MANY A BASKETBALL GAME WAS 709 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:37,609 WATCHED IN THIS CHAIR. 710 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,679 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FRIENDS CALL YOU WILL OR WILLIAM OR BILL? 711 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:46,118 >> WELL, USUALLY ‐‐ USUALLY WIL. BUT LIKE MY OLD ROOMMATES USED 712 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:51,790 TO CALL ME BILL WHENEVER THEY WERE ATTACHING SOME KIND OF 713 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,694 PEJORATIVE TO IT. IF I WAS PARTICULARLY OUT OF 714 00:29:55,694 --> 00:30:00,666 SHAPE, I WAS "SOFT BILL." GETTING WILD AT THE BAR, "DRUNK 715 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:05,604 BILL." I WAS THE OLD MAN AT THE APARTMENT, "OLD MAN BILL" A LOT. 716 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,339 WHENEVER THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. 717 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:11,376 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE "DOLLAR BILL" AND THEY'RE LIVING WITH 718 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:11,710 OLD FURNITURE. 719 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:15,113 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 720 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:21,053 MOST PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM "GOOD PLACE" WHICH YOU GOT NOMINATED 721 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,120 FOR AN EMMY. 722 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:22,621 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 723 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:26,325 WHICH MUST HAVE BEEN A BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF PRETTY 724 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,660 DARK YEAR AS FAR AS YEARS GO? 725 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,096 >> YEAH, YEAH. IT WAS, YEAH. 726 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:35,067 LAST YEAR WAS A CRAZY, TOUGH YEAR. 727 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:35,967 IT WAS TOUGH ‐‐ IT WAS TOUGH FOR MY DOG. 728 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,136 [ LAUGHTER ] 729 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,639 >> Jimmy: WHY WAS IT ‐‐ 730 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,974 >> HAVING A HARD TIME. 731 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:47,346 >> Jimmy: HE WAS SEEING TOO MUCH OF YOU? 732 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:53,719 >> I'M SURE IT WAS PART OF IT. GOT SO BAD, WE CONTACTED A DOG 733 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:53,952 PSYCHIC. 734 00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:59,391 [ LAUGHTER ] 735 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,560 TO SORT OF HASH OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HIM. 736 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,228 BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET ME PET HIM. 737 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:06,264 HE WAS ACTING LIKE HE WAS AFRAID OF ME AND STUFF. 738 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:09,468 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? SO ‐‐ 739 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,636 >> Jimmy: CAN I ASK A QUICK QUESTION? 740 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:14,406 IS THE DOG PSYCHIC ALSO A DOG? 741 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:14,706 [ LAUGHTER ] 742 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,075 >> NOT THAT I KNOW. 743 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:17,442 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 744 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:21,580 >> AT LEAST OVER THE PHONE. IT SOUNDED LIKE A WOMAN. 745 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,214 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 746 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,717 >> BUT YEAH, LIKE SHE ‐‐ SHE HAD A LONG WAITING LIST. 747 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,986 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE GOING THROUGH STUFF 748 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:28,353 WITH THEIR PETS. 749 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:32,791 [ LAUGHTER ] 750 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:37,462 AND ACTUALLY, LIKE THE MORNING THAT I GOT THE CALL THAT I GOT 751 00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:39,264 NOMINATED, I WAS ACTUALLY ON A CALL WITH THE DOG PSYCHIC. 752 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,234 [ LAUGHTER ] 753 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,504 WHO HAD SAID, I'M GOING TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH CHICO, GET HIM 754 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:51,109 ON LINE, HE'LL PROBABLY COME OVER AND HIS EYES WILL FLUTTER, 755 00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:53,745 WE'LL GO INTO A TRANCE. I WAS LIKE, THIS IS NOT GOING TO 756 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,081 HAPPEN OVER THE PHONE WITH A DOG, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 757 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,683 SHE GOT ON THE PHONE. I SWEAR TO YOU, CHICO CAME OUT 758 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:04,623 OF HIS HUTCH, LAID DOWN ON HIS BED, CONKED OUT, EYES FLUTTERING. 759 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,526 AND THEN SHE WAS JUST SORT OF GOING THROUGH, YOU KNOW, WHAT 760 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:11,463 WAS BOTHERING HIM AND WHATEVER. 761 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:15,934 SHE ASKED HIM TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF. 762 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,805 HE SAID HE WAS ATHLETIC, THEN HE CORRECTED HIMSELF, "ATHLETIC 763 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:23,275 ENOUGH." 764 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:23,675 [ LAUGHTER ] 765 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:27,479 AT WHICH POINT, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I KNEW THAT THIS WAS ‐‐ THIS 766 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,114 IS OUR DOG. 767 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:29,414 [ LAUGHTER ] 768 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:30,715 THROWING DOWN QUALIFIERS. YOU KNOW. 769 00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:33,351 THAT IS A FAMILY MEMBER. 770 00:32:33,351 --> 00:32:37,088 >> Jimmy: DID CHICO HAVE ANY IDEA THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE 771 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:42,227 NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY THAT DAY? OR WAS THAT NOT IN CHICO'S BRAIN? 772 00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:44,229 >> I DON'T THINK ‐‐ I DON'T THINK HE CARED, NO. 773 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:45,730 >> Jimmy: HE DIDN'T CARE, YEAH. 774 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,967 >> NO, I MEAN ‐‐ AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T ‐‐ IF IT DOESN'T COME 775 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,569 WITH LIKE A PIECE OF BEEF FOR HIM, HE'S UNCONCERNED. 776 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:53,104 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,907 SO, YOU KNOW. HE WAS JUST KNOCKED OUT IN HIS 778 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,776 LITTLE TRANCE, ANSWERING QUESTIONS. 779 00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:00,846 >> Jimmy: THE DOG PSYCHIC, SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO PICK 780 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:05,951 UP ON YOU, ON WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE? ONLY THE DOG? 781 00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:08,553 >> ONLY THE DOG. I'M SURE SHE WAS READING ME. 782 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:12,023 BUT SHE DIDN'T TELL ME, WHICH I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAW. 783 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,326 >> Jimmy: MAY I ASK HOW MUCH THIS COST? 784 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,496 WHAT DOES IT COST FOR A DOG PSYCHIC? 785 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,297 >> IT COSTS TOO MUCH DAMN MONEY. 786 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:24,169 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 787 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,272 >> Jimmy: IS IT MORE THAN NOTHING IS I GUESS WHAT I'M 788 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:27,506 ASKING? 789 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,039 >> YES. 790 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:28,874 >> Jimmy: THEN IT WAS TOO MUCH, YEAH. 791 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,109 [ LAUGHTER ] 792 00:33:31,109 --> 00:33:33,512 I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN ONLINE THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT YOU TO PLAY 793 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:33,778 SUPERMAN. 794 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,914 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 795 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:39,818 >> YES. YEAH. 796 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:43,321 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, EVEN IF YOU DON'T PLAY INTERMAN, IT'S 797 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:46,758 KIND OF AWESOME THAT PEOPLE HEAR SUPERMAN AND THINK YOU SHOULD BE 798 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,927 SUPER MACHINE. I DON'T THINK THERE'S A SINGLE 799 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:52,097 PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT GOES, OH, THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE 800 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:52,998 A SUPERMAN, JIMMY KIMMEL WOULD BE GREAT. 801 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,634 [ LAUGHTER ] 802 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:59,237 >> YEAH, DUDE, NO, IT WAS LIKE ‐‐ IT DEFINITELY BLIND 803 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,773 SIDED ME. I MEAN, IT CAME UP ‐‐ I WAS 804 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:05,810 DOING ANOTHER INTERVIEW, AND THIS GUY WAS LIKE, YEAH, 55,000 805 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,879 LIKES. YOU GO WHAT? WHY? WHO KNOWS ME? YOU KNOW? 806 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,950 [ LAUGHTER ] 807 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:15,186 THEN YEAH I MEAN ‐‐ THAT WOULD BE DOPE, I MEAN, I WOULD ‐‐ THAT 808 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,923 WOULD BE THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME. 809 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:22,027 TO BE ABLE TO PLAY SUPERMAN. I DON'T WANT TO DO THE DIET. 810 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:22,327 [ LAUGHTER ] 811 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:22,727 AND THE EXERCISE. 812 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,563 >> Jmmy: OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 813 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:25,196 >> YOU KNOW. 814 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:27,399 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANYTHING TO YOU WEARING GLASSES 815 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,535 IN "THE GOOD PLACE" AND THEN PEOPLE GOING, OH, YEAH, HE COULD 816 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:31,269 TAKE THOSE OFF AND BE SUPERMAN? 817 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:34,139 [ LAUGHTER ] 818 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:36,341 >> I MEAN, I THINK SO. 819 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:36,808 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 820 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,210 >> THAT'S GOT TO BE ON THE ‐‐ THE EXPLANATION, YOU KNOW? 821 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,680 [ LAUGHTER ] 822 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,783 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I MEAN, OTHERWISE, I MEAN, I'M JUST A 823 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:47,252 NERDY PROFESSOR DUDE. I DON'T KNOW. 824 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,056 >> Jimmy: YOUR NEW SHOW, BARRY JENKINS, THE OSCAR‐WINNING 825 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:55,393 DIRECTOR, HE DIRECTED THIS SHOW BASED ON A PULITZER 826 00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:58,730 PRIZE‐WINNING NOVEL. DO I HAVE THIS CORRECT? 827 00:34:58,730 --> 00:34:59,230 >> YEAH. 828 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,032 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING FANTASTIC REVIEWS FOR THIS. 829 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:05,136 ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT SORT OF THING? 830 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:08,173 >> YOU KNOW, SOMEWHAT. YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS CURIOUS 831 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:11,343 WHAT PEOPLE ARE ‐‐ HOW PEOPLE ARE TAKING IT, YOU KNOW. 832 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,478 BUT YEAH, NOT ‐‐ NOT TOO MUCH. 833 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,946 >> Jimmy: DO YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES ON WHEN YOU LOOK AT 834 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:15,280 THOSE REVIEWS? 835 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,451 [ LAUGHTER ] 836 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,688 THIS IS KIND OF COOL TOO. THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU LOOKING 837 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:24,255 AT YOURSELF IN NEW YORK ‐‐ 838 00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:24,923 [ LAUGHTER ] 839 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:30,895 ON A BILLBOARD. WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE? 840 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:37,202 >> MY GIRLFRIEND, ALLIE. I ACTUALLY SAW SOME OF MY OTHER 841 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:40,038 CASTMATES HAD POSTED THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT THERE WAS A BILLBOARD 842 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,440 IN TIMES SQUARE. THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT 843 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,678 AS AN ACTOR MOVING TO THE CITY YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE 844 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,215 THAT DREAM, ONE DAY I'M GOING TO BE THERE! 845 00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:51,750 WITHIN A MONTH YOU'RE SORT OF LIKE, OR I'LL JUST TAKE A JOB. 846 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:56,321 [ LAUGHTER ] 847 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,024 AND SO, LIKE, HAVING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, IT WAS JUST 848 00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:02,861 LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS, SHE WAS LIKE, WE GOT TO SEE THAT, 849 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:03,061 MAN. 850 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:03,862 >> Jimmy: YES, SURE. 851 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,064 >> YEAH, WE GOT TO SEE THAT LIVE. 852 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:10,101 >> Jimmy: AM I INCORRECT IN SAYING THAT IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE 853 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,336 YOU DIDN'T EVEN ACTUALLY STOP? THAT YOU WERE JUST KIND OF 854 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:11,569 WALKING? 855 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,872 [ LAUGHTER ] 856 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:18,977 >> I ‐‐ I KIND OF TRIED TO. MY GIRLFRIEND DEFINITELY MADE ME 857 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679 STAY AND LOOK. THERE WAS A COUPLE WITH ME 858 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,180 FACING THE CAMERA WHICH LOOKED CORNY AS HELL. 859 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 860 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:27,452 LET'S JUST DO THE ONE WHERE WE'RE JUST LOOKING, AND THAT'S 861 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,253 MUCH MORE TASTEFUL. 862 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:32,457 >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THESE FANTASTIC THINGS. 863 00:36:32,457 --> 00:36:36,461 HAPPENING TO YOU AND TO YOUR DOG, CHICO ‐‐ 864 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:36,761 [ LAUGHTER ] 865 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:40,165 TO EVERYBODY, REALLY. "THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD" OUT 866 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:43,835 ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO NOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 867 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:44,335 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 868 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,471 WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER, EVERYBODY, SUPERMAN. 869 00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:47,336 WE'LL BE BACK WITH HALF ALIVE. 870 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:54,345 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 871 00:36:54,345 --> 00:37:00,118 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 872 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:03,288 >> Jimmy: THESE GUYS PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO WHAT WE ARE ABOUT 873 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,256 TO SEE, SO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. WITH THE SONG "WHAT'S WRONG," 874 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:08,927 FROM LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA ‐‐ HALF ALIVE! 875 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:14,399 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 876 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,336 ♪ 877 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:22,340 ♪ TIME IS ALWAYS RIGHT 878 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:27,345 IN PAST TENSE AVOIDING IS MY NEWEST OBSESSION ♪ 879 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,581 ♪ STARTED WITH THE RIGHT 880 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:33,852 INTENTIONS BUT LEFT EM ON THE SHELF ♪ 881 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:34,853 ♪ SO TELL ME HOW TO 882 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:37,355 LIVE IN TENSION CAUSE EVERY COULD'VE ♪ 883 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,858 ♪ BEEN KILLS WHEN 884 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:43,628 LIVING HERE HAS BEEN HELL AND I CAN'T HOLD IT MYSELF ♪ 885 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:44,863 ♪ THE WHISPER IN MY HEART 886 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,366 IT COULD NEVER SPEAK UP THE MESSAGE IN MY CHEST ♪ 887 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,835 ♪ GATHERED TOO MUCH DUST 888 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,338 I CAN'T AFFORD THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT'S UNJUST ♪ 889 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,572 ♪ KEEP IT TOP SHELF 890 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:56,841 KEEP IT ALL LOCKED UP SO YIPPEE KI‐YAY ♪ 891 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,843 ♪ IT'S NOT MY BLOOD 892 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,846 BUT EVERY SINGLE DAY IT CALLS MY BLUFF ♪ 893 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:04,082 ♪ IT'S NOT OK THEN 894 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:06,851 IT AIN'T QUITE DONE THEN IT AIN'T QUITE DONE ♪ 895 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,620 ♪ NO 896 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:14,125 THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 897 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:20,632 ♪ LOOKING THROUGH A 898 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:24,335 HAZE I'M BASING EVERYTHING AROUND ♪ 899 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,070 ♪ ME ON TRACES 900 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:29,574 THE CRIMINAL I'VE BEEN CHASING IS ♪ 901 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:32,076 ♪ WEARING MY SHOES 902 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:35,079 THE WHISPER IN MY HEART IT COULD NEVER SPEAK UP ♪ 903 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,081 ♪ THE MESSAGE IN MY CHEST 904 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:40,385 GATHERED TOO MUCH DUST I CAN'T AFFORD THE TRUTH ♪ 905 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,886 ♪ EVEN IF IT'S UNJUST 906 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,622 KEEP IT TOP SHELF KEEP IT ALL LOCKED UP ♪ 907 00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:46,124 ♪ SO YIPPEE KI‐YAY 908 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,127 IT'S NOT MY BLOOD BUT EVERY SINGLE DAY ♪ 909 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,628 ♪ IT CALLS MY BLUFF 910 00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:53,631 IT'S NOT OK THEN IT AIN'T QUITE DONE ♪ 911 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:54,866 ♪ THEN IT AIN'T QUITE DONE 912 00:38:54,866 --> 00:39:03,575 NO ♪ 913 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:09,647 ♪ OH MY GOD IT AIN'T QUITE 914 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:10,615 DONE ♪ 915 00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:12,417 ♪ IT AIN'T QUITE DONE IT AIN'T 916 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:16,254 QUITE DONE ♪ 917 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:20,925 ♪ OH MY GOD IT AIN'T QUITE 918 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:26,130 DONE HOLD ON IT AIN'T QUITE DONE ♪ 919 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,999 ♪ OH MY GOD IT AIN'T QUITE 920 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:29,000 WHY HOLD ON ♪ 921 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,201 ♪ IT AIN'T QUITE 922 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:35,974 LOVE, HOLD ON IT AIN'T QUITE DONE ♪ 923 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:39,811 ♪ THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT 924 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:45,216 TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 925 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,985 ♪ THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT 926 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,754 TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 927 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:51,256 ♪ THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT 928 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:54,759 TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 929 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,728 ♪ THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT 930 00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:01,232 TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 931 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,000 ♪ THE TIME'S ALWAYS RIGHT 932 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,738 TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG ♪ 933 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:12,710 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 934 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,380 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 935 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:19,984 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 936 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,788 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK KASHE, THE ADORABLE GENIUS, 937 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,523 DAVID HARBOUR, WILLIAM JACKSON HARPER, HALF 938 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:28,726 ALIVE, AND APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON ‐‐ 939 00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:33,131 WHO IS NOT AN ADORABLE GENIUS. TOMORROW NIGHT, RACHEL WEISS AND 940 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,866 ROB RIGGLE, WITH MUSIC FROM WILLIE JONES. "NIGHTLINE"IS NEXT. 941 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,366 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.