1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,268 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S “JIMMY KIMMEL LIV”! 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,003 TONIGHT -- DAVE GROHL. 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:07,874 BILLY PORTER. AND MUSIC FROM VIOLET AND 4 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:12,211 DAVE GROHL & FRIENDS. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,348 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HI, EVEYONE. 6 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:19,418 HI, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 7 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:24,223 THAENLG THANKS FOR WATCHING IT. THANKS FOR JOINING US AT OUR 8 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:28,561 HEADQUARTERS HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, L.A., CALIFORNIA. 9 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,163 HOLLYWOOD GOT A LITTLE SHOUT-OUT FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE 10 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:36,101 UNITED STATES TODAY. APPARENTLY HE'S BEEN THINKING 11 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,970 ABOUT THE OSCARS DOWN THERE AT MAR-A-LAGO. 12 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,438 AND TODAY HE COMMITTED THOSE THOUGHTS TO PAPER. 13 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,040 “STATEMENT BY DONALD J. TRUMP, 45th PRESIDENT OF THE 14 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:46,912 UNITED STATES." [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:52,118 SOMEBODY. >> SOMEBODY BROUGHT THIS INTO MY 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:59,525 ROOM, OH BOY, THIS IS GOOD TO BE GOOD, WHAT IS IT? 17 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,060 “WHAT USED TO BE CALLED THE ACADEMY AWARDS, AND IS NOW 18 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:02,595 CALLED THE“OSCAR”, A FAR LESS IMPORTANT AND ELEGANT NAME, HAD 19 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:03,795 THE LOWEST TELEVISION RATINGS IN RECORDED HISTORY, EVEN MUCH 20 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:10,702 LOWER THAN LAST YEAR, WHICH SET ANOTHER RECORD LOW. 21 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:11,636 IF THEY KEEP WITH THE CURRENT RIDICULOUS FORMULA, IT WILL ONLY 22 00:01:11,706 --> 00:01:12,605 GET WORSE, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. GO BACK 15 YEARS, LOOK AT THE 23 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:13,772 FORMULA THEY THEN USED, CHANGE THE NAME BACK TO THE ACADEMY 24 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,942 AWARDS, DON'T BE SO POLITICALLY CORRECT AND BORING, AND DO IT 25 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:20,679 RIGHT. ALSO BRING BACK A GREAT HOST. 26 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,082 THESE TELEVISION PEOPLE SPEND ALL THEIR TIME THINKING ABOUT 27 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:27,152 HOW TO PROMOTE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, WHICH IS DESTROYING OUR 28 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,488 COUNTRY, AND CANCEL CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS. 29 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,491 THAT FORMULA CERTAINLY HASN'T WORKED VERY WELL FOR THE 30 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,428 ACADEMY." THEN THAT'S THE END. 31 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,096 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE PASSED OUT IN HIS 32 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,432 OATMEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,502 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE BANNED FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. 34 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,638 INSTEAD OF TWEETING LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU HAVE TO FAX 35 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,572 A STATEMENT TWO DAYS AFTER EVERYONE FORGOT THE OSCARS 36 00:01:47,642 --> 00:01:48,640 HAPPENED. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:53,979 [ APPLAUSE ] THE ACADEMY IN AN UNUSUAL MOVE 38 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:57,249 FIRED BACK THIS AFTERNOON WITH THEIR OWN STATEMENT. 39 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:02,254 THEY WROTE, "STATEMENT BY THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES ARTS 40 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,122 [ LAUGHTER ]." "WHAT USED TO BE CALLED THE 41 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,992 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND NOW SOME GUY CALLED DON, A 42 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:11,063 FAR LESS IMPORTANT AND ELEGANT NAME, HAS THE LOWEST APPROVAL 43 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,531 RATING OF ANY PRESIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY. 44 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:16,468 YOUR HAIR IS RIDICULOUS, YOUR TAN IS RIDICULOUS, EVERYTHING 45 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,470 YOU SAY IS DUMB. GO BACK 15 YEARS, GET A NEW 46 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:22,474 REALITY SHOW, PRETEND TO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK, AND GO BACK TO 47 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:25,343 BED. P.S., OUR SHOW SUCKED THIS YEAR 48 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,147 BECAUSE YOU GAVE EVERYBODY COVID." 49 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,281 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE END. 50 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:35,554 VERY WELL SAID, WELL PUT. DONALD TRUMP'S IDEA OF THE 51 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:40,893 PERFECT OSCARS SHOW WOULD BE THREE HOURS OF JON VOIGT 52 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:44,630 PRAISING HIS TWO SECONDS ON-SCREEN IN“HOME ALONE 2” 53 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,831 BUT HE DOES MAKE SOME VALID POINTS. 54 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:53,038 AND SO WE PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON TO COME 55 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:57,309 UP WITH AN OSCARS SHOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE 56 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,978 ENTERTAINING FOR DONALD TRUMP. THESE ARE NOMINATED MOVIES TRUMP 57 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,246 WOULD HAVE PROBABLY ENJOYED. “THE FATHER -- 58 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,580 WHO NEVER SHOWED ME AFFECTION” [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,315 “MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM THAT I SPANKED WITH A FORBES MAGAZIN”" 60 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,316 [ LAUGHTER ] “PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN -- 61 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,252 130 GRAND TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT." 62 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,189 [ LAUGHTER ] "THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO SEVEN 63 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,525 LAYER DIP." [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:17,996 AND "GRAB HER BY THE OCTOPUS TEACHER." 65 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:18,997 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 66 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,132 FUNNY, DONALD TRUMP BASICALLY IS THE OSCARS. 67 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,666 OLD, BLOATED, COMPLETELY SELF-INVOLVED, AND OBSESSED WITH 68 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:23,402 GOLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,803 HE'S THEM. AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY, 70 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,271 PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD NO THOUGHTS ON THE OSCARS. 71 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:34,080 BUT HE DID GIVE US SOME NEW GUIDELINES FOR WEARING MASKS. 72 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:39,284 >> STARTING TODAY, IF YOU'RE FULLY VACCINATED AND YOU'RE 73 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:45,224 OUTDOORS, YOU NEED -- AND NOT IN A BIG CROWD, YOU NO LONGER NEED 74 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,225 TO WEAR A MASK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 75 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:49,028 WHERE ARE WE ON PANTS, ARE THOSE STILL REQUIRED? 76 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,096 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WASN'T ALL, THE PRESIDENT 77 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:54,633 HAD A PEST MESSAGE FOR THE MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO STILL 78 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,503 HAVE NOT BEEN VACCINATED. >> FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN 79 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,704 THEIR VACCINATION YET, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE YOUNGER OR 80 00:03:59,774 --> 00:04:02,108 THINK YOU DON'T NEED IT, THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO GO GET 81 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,643 VACCINATED. NOW. 82 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,846 NOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T 83 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,848 HAVE TO GET WEIRD ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,251 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW. 85 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:17,589 CALM DOWN. THIS MASK MANDATE HAS BEEN -- 86 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,392 IT'S BEEN PARTICULARLY TOUGH ON PEOPLE LIKE ME, WHO HAVE VERY 87 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,128 KISSABLE LIPS, RIGHT, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH. 88 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:28,800 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO TO RECAP. 89 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,336 IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE, NOT IN A BIG GROUP, AND YOU'RE FULLY 90 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,469 VACCINATED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK. 91 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,605 IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE AND NOT VACCINATED, GO BACK INSIDE AND 92 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,740 GET VACCINATED. OKAY? 93 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:38,477 [ LAUGHTER ] AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH TOO. 94 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,880 I'D LIKE TO BRING THAT BACK. [ APPLAUSE ] 95 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,015 THIS NEW, LOOSENING OF OUR COLLECTIVE MUZZLE COULD NOT HAVE 96 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:46,752 COME SOONER FOR TUCKER CARLSON OF FOX NEWS. 97 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:52,224 HE'S VERY UPSET. AMERICA'S FAVORITE MAN-KAREN IS 98 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:56,028 SO CONCERNED ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:00,032 CHILDREN BEING FORCED TO WEAR MASKS, HE'S ENCOURAGING OTHER 100 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,834 LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS TO GET AUTHORITIES INVOLVED. 101 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:06,572 >> CHILDREN BEING FORCED TO WEAR MASKS OUTSIDE, THAT SHOULD BE 102 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,440 ILLEGAL. YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD BE NO 103 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:12,178 DIFFERENT TO YOUR RESPONSE BEING SOMEONE BEAT A KID AT WALMART, 104 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:15,180 CALL THE POLICE. CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. 105 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,582 KEEP CALLING UNTIL SOMEONE ARRIVES. 106 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,451 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT IS ABUSE, CHILD ABUSE, AND YOU ARE MORALLY 107 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,053 OBLIGATED TO ATTEMPT TO PREVENT IT. 108 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:24,790 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TUCKER IS, OF COURSE, 109 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,526 VERY SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF CHILDREN, SINCE HE IS ONE 110 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,128 HIMSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,063 THE GUY SAID NOTHING AFTER SANDY HOOK. 112 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,065 NOW HE WANT YOU TO CALL THE COPS. 113 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,334 THERE'S A KID WITH COTTON ON HIS FACE! 114 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:41,206 >> IF IT'S YOUR OWN CHILDREN BEING ABUSED, ACT ACCORDINGLY. 115 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,809 SAY YOUR KID'S SCHOOL EMAILED YOU TO ANNOUNCE, EVERY DAY YOUR 116 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:49,214 SIXTH GRADER WAS GOING TO GET PUNCHED IN FACE BY A TEACHER. 117 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:52,151 HOW WOULD YOU RESPOND? THAT'S PRECISELY HOW YOU SHOULD 118 00:05:52,153 --> 00:05:55,087 RESPOND WHEN THEY TELL YOU YOUR KIDS HAVE TO WEAR A MASK ON THE 119 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,288 SOCCER FIELD. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, SPOKEN LIKE 120 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,358 SOMEONE WHO GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE ON THE SOCCER FIELD EVERY 121 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:01,627 DAY IN SIXTH GRADE. [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,364 WHAT KIND OF ANALOGY IS THAT? WHO'S AT HOME NODDING ALONG WITH 123 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,699 THAT? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT TUCKER 124 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:12,638 CARLSON IS ACTUALLY A TOP SECRET SASHA BARON COHEN CHARACTER HE'S 125 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,841 GOING TO REVEAL TO US? IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION. 126 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,844 AT LEAST THE MYPILLOW GUY WAS A CRACKHEAD. 127 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,848 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: TUCKER HAS NO EXCUSE. 128 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,983 THE PILLOW MAN WILL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT. 129 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,852 [ LAUGHTER ] MIKE LINDELL IS EXCITED AND HE'S 130 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,653 BEEN BUSY HYPING HIS APPEARANCE ON OUR SHOW. 131 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:34,392 >> IN THE MEANTIME, TUNE INTO "JIMMY KIMMEL" WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 132 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,594 MY FRIENDS AND STUFF -- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WATCH PARTIES, 133 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:39,931 WE'RE ALL GETTING TOGETHER, LIKE WATCHING THIS EVENT ON TV. 134 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,333 >> WE ARE. WE'VE ALREADY INVITED PEOPLE 135 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:45,470 OVER. MELISSA'S MAKING DIPS AND CHIPS 136 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:48,340 AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS LIKE WE WERE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL. 137 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,009 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,612 WELL, I'M GLAD MELISSA'S MAKING CHIPS. 139 00:06:53,681 --> 00:07:01,487 I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES THAT. BUT THE ONLY THING THIS WILL 140 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,954 HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE SUPER BOWL IS ONE OF THE KEY PLAYERS 141 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,422 APPEARS TO HAVE SUFFERED A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. 142 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,559 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW. 143 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,561 ARE YOU READY? >> Guillermo: I'M READ. 144 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,163 >> Jimmy: MIKE LINDELL SAID PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TRY TO KILL 145 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:13,231 HIM. >> Guillermo: I HOPE HE'S 146 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,234 BRINGING PILLOWS FOR EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: HE IS. 147 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,302 >> Guillermo: OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MISSING THE 148 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:21,707 POINT, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU GETTING PILLOWS, I'M WORRIED 149 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,043 ABOUT ME GETTING KILLED, PILLOWED. 150 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:28,647 >> Guillermo: DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO 151 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,382 YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] 152 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:33,785 >> Jimmy: I'D BE SAFER IF THE PILLOWS WERE GUARDING THE SHOW. 153 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,322 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN A WAY ONE IS, YES. 154 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:41,593 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ABOUT 155 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:48,200 THIS. A BATTLE IS BRINGING BETWEEN 156 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,668 BILLIONAIRES JEFF BEZOS AND ELON MUSK. 157 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,869 THEIR COMPANIES, BLUE ORIGIN AND SPACE X, WERE BOTH UP FOR THE 158 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,938 SAME MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR GOVERNMENT CONTRACT TO BUILD A 159 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,073 SHIP THAT CANTAKE ASTRONAUTS TO THE MOON. 160 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,141 DON'T WE HAVE THAT ALREADY? ANYWAY. 161 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:01,413 LAST WEEK, NASA AWARDED THE CONTRACT TO ELON MUSK. 162 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,747 NOW JEFF BEZOS IS CHALLENGING IT. 163 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,549 HE FILED A PROTEST WITH THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY 164 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,419 OFFICE, ACCUSING NASA OF MOVING THE GOALPOSTS FOR BIDDERS AT THE 165 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:11,490 LAST MINUTE. MUSK, WHO OWNS SPACEX, FIRED 166 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:15,560 BACK WITH A TWEET THAT SAID, “CAN'T GET IT UP TO ORBIT LOL” 167 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:19,697 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE GUY WHO'S HOSTING 168 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:20,966 “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,901 A FEUD BETWEEN JEFF BEZOS AND ELON MUSK IS HOW WE ALL DIE, 170 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:27,306 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,841 THEY'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND WE WILL BE 172 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,043 KILLED. I HAVE AN IDEA. 173 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,711 INSTEAD OF ASTRONAUTS, LET'S SEND JEFF BEZOS AND ELON MUSK TO 174 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,314 THE MOON. [ APPLAUSE ] 175 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,582 THAT'S RIGHT. FIRST PERSON TO GET A JAR OF 176 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,251 PEANUT BUTTER DELIVERED THERE GETS THE CONTRACT. 177 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,119 LOSER HAS TO STAY ON THE MOON FOREVER. 178 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:44,255 WINNER, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:08:44,325 --> 00:08:48,326 WE HAD SOME DISAPPOINTING NEWS TODAY FOR THRILL-SEEKERS AND 180 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,195 DRUG-TAKERS. FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, 181 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,398 THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL, AND THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE BULLS 182 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:54,866 IN PAMPLONA, SPAIN, HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. 183 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:58,137 THE MAYOR OF PAMPLONA SAID THAT WITH COVID, IT'S JUST TOO 184 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,139 DANGEROUS TO DO SOMETHING THAT DANGEROUS. 185 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:04,476 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THEY'RE NOT. 186 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,077 GOING TO PUSH IT TO NEXT YEAR. IT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING TO THINK 187 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,881 BACK ON WHAT WE WERE DOING AND THINKING IN THE THICK OF THE 188 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:12,350 VIRUS LAST YEAR. WHEN WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG IT 189 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:16,421 WAS GOING TO LAST, WHEN WE ARE WE WERE HEARING ALL SORTS OF 190 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,623 MIXED MESSAGES. AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO 191 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,759 LOOK BACK AT THE NEWS FROM ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK, IN A NEW 192 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,828 EDITION OF“THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY” 193 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:29,301 >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, AS WE END APRIL 2020, AMERICANS 194 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:31,370 ARE DOING DANDY. >> AN EFFORT IS UNDER WAY TO 195 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:36,107 MAKE HAND SANITIZERS TASTE WORSE SO THAT CHILDREN AND ADULTS 196 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,509 WON'T DRINK IT. >> OKAY. 197 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:41,580 MAYBE NOT DANDY. SPEAKING OF DRINKING 198 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:47,385 DISINFECTANT, SAY HELLO TO PRESIDENT TRUMP. 199 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,989 HE'S FULL OF PEP. AND THE BUCK STOPS -- ELSEWHERE. 200 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,592 >> WE INHERITED A VERY BROKEN TEST. 201 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,060 A BROKEN SYSTEM AND A BROKEN TEST. 202 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,930 I COULD TELL YOU NANCY PELOSI WAS DANCING IN THE STREETS IN 203 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,865 CHINATOWN. EVEN PROFESSIONALS LIKE ANTHONY 204 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:03,268 WERE SAYING THIS IS NO PROBLEM, THIS IS LATE IN FEBRUARY, THIS 205 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,871 IS NO PROBLEM, THIS IS GOING TO BLOW, THIS IS GOING TO BLOW 206 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,606 OVER. IT COULD HAVE BEEN STOPPED. 207 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:13,144 BUT PEOPLE CHOSE NOT TO STOP IT. >> TALK ABOUT A BLAME DUCK 208 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,547 PRESIDENT. MEANWHILE, THE HEAD OF THE 209 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,282 CORONA TASK FORCE VISITS SICK PATIENTS IN THE HOSPITAL. 210 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:20,685 WHY ISN'T HE WEARING A MASK? >> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, I'M 211 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,354 GLAD THAT YOU ASKED ME. >> THANK YOU. 212 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:26,024 >> IT WAS ACTUALLY AFTER HE LEFT MAYO CLINIC THAT HE FOUND OUT 213 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,760 THAT THEY HAD A POLICY OF ASKING EVERYONE TO WEAR A MASK. 214 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:33,498 >> MOTHER KNOWS BEST. SO WHEN WILL THINGS GO BACK TO 215 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,766 NORMAL? >> I THINK BY JUNE A LOT OF THE 216 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,970 COUNTRY SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL, THE HOPE IS BY JULY, THE 217 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,172 COUNTRY'S REALLY ROCKING AGAIN. >> HE'S READY FOR WHITE BOY 218 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,510 SUMMER. AT LEAST FOR NOW, COVID IS THE 219 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,378 ONLY THING WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. 220 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,314 >> MURDER HORNETS. >> MURDER HORNETS. 221 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,317 >> GIANT MURDER HORNETS ARE HERE IN THE U.S. 222 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,120 >> OH FOR [ BLEEP ] SAKE. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 223 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,188 COVID HISTORY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 224 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,792 >> Jimmy: WELL. WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 225 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:01,860 TONIGHT. BILLY PORTER IS WITH US. 226 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:06,865 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AS IS -- YOU SEE THAT VAN PULL 227 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,867 UP, THAT'S DAVE GROHL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 228 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:13,405 DAVE DIRECTED A NEW DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BANDS DOING THEIR EARLY 229 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,741 TOURS. DAVE'S DRIVING THE VAN THE TOO 230 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,476 FIGHTERS DROVE AROUND IN ON THEIR FIRST TOUR. 231 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,013 THERE HE, DAVE GROHL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 232 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:25,883 THAT IS A FIRE LANE. DAVE GROHL IS PARKED IN A FIRE 233 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,086 LANE. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL GET TO 234 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,022 SEE DAVE GROHL GETTING TOWED. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 235 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,298 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 236 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:45,503 TONIGHT, FROM“POS” ON FX. THE MULTI-HATTED BILLY PORTER IS 237 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:50,708 WITH US. TOMORROW NIGHT -- OH, YEAH, YOU 238 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,710 SHOULD WATCH THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT, JUSTIN THEROUX 239 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,045 WILL JOIN US AS WILL MYPILLOW CEO MIKE LINDELL. 240 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,713 MIKE WILL BE IN-STUDIO, PROVIDED THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CHASING HIM 241 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,447 DON'T GET TO HIM FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:11:56,517 --> 00:12:00,852 AND WE WILL HAVE MUSIC FROM TOM JONES. 243 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,188 WHAT AN OPENING ACT THAT WILL BE FOR TOM. 244 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:03,922 AND ON THURSDAY, MAYA RUDOLPH, MALCOLM GLADWELL, AND KINGS OF 245 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,924 LEON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 246 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,659 WATCH BOTH OF THOSE. OUR FIRST GUEST IS A SINGER, 247 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:11,329 SONGWRITER, DRUMMER, PRODUCER, AND DIRECTOR WHO HAS NEVER 248 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,465 BACKED DOWN FROM A FIGHT WITH A FOO. 249 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,333 HE INTERVIEWS MORE THAN TWO DOZEN ROCK STARS ABOUT THEIR 250 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,203 EARLY DAYS ON THE ROAD IN HIS NEW DOCUMENTARY“WHAT DRIVES 251 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,740 US." IT PREMIERES FRIDAY EXCLUSIVELY 252 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,744 ON THE CODA COLLECTION ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 253 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:31,282 PLEASE WELCOME DAVE GROHL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 254 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:42,827 ♪ >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 255 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:46,230 >> I'M ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BOY, YOU REALLY KEEP 256 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,233 BUSY, DON'T YOU? A LOT OF GUYS WILL SIT AROUND. 257 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,035 YOU'RE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING, WHETHER IT BE BARBECUING OR 258 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:54,373 MAKING MOVIES. YOU DIRECTED THIS MOVIE. 259 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,240 >> I DON'T DO WELL ON VACATIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,843 >> Jimmy: I GUESS NOT. >> AND HONESTLY, YOU KNOW, THE 261 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:04,516 LAST YEAR THAT WE SPENT AT HOME NOT BEING ON THE ROAD, I THINK 262 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,385 I'VE PROBABLY BEEN BUSIER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 263 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,653 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE. 264 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,456 I MEAN, I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DAY TO 265 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,858 DAY. BUT YOU HAVE THINGS COMING OUT 266 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,062 ALL THE TIME. INCLUDING THIS DOCUMENTARY THAT, 267 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,664 FIRST OF ALL, I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 268 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,866 BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GREAT SUBJECT. 269 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,735 AND YOU GOT SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE. 270 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,938 AND YOU PUT IT TOGETHER SO BEAUTIFULLY. 271 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,208 THE IDEA, AS I MENTIONED, IS THE EARLY DAYS WHEN YOU WERE ON THE 272 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,009 ROAD WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS TRYING TO MAKE IT. 273 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,680 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT -- WHO'S 274 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,083 IN THIS THING? RINGO STARR? 275 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:42,354 >> RINGO'S IN THERE. >> Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD ONE. 276 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:47,492 >> THE EDGE FROM U2. STEVEN TYLER FROM AEROSMITH. 277 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:53,698 >> Jimmy: STEVEN TYLER WAS VERY STEVIE TYLER-Y. 278 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,967 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I INTERVIEWED HIM FOR ABOUT 2 279 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,103 HOURS 20 MINUTES. THOSE 10 MINUTES OF STUFF I 280 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:04,710 COULD ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND? [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:07,379 SOLID GOLD. BUT THE ADVANTAGE THAT I HAVE 282 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:11,449 WHEN INTERVIEWING MUSICIANS IS WE SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE. 283 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,985 >> Jimmy: EXCEPT FOR STEVEN, EXCEPT STEVEN. 284 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,020 THAT'S ANOTHER PLANET. BUT YOU KNOW, WE REALLY -- WE 285 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,992 SIT DOWN, WE TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT SHARED EXPERIENCES. 286 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,196 AND WHAT I FOUND IN TALKING TO ALL THESE MUSICIANS IS THAT IT 287 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,465 ALL REALLY DOES COME FROM THE SAME PLACE. 288 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,335 WHEN YOU'RE A KID AND YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ROCK 'N' ROLL, YOU 289 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:35,740 CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT. AND THEN EVENTUALLY YOU THROW 290 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:41,546 EVERYTHING AWAY, YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE BEHIND, JUMP IN A STINKY 291 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,348 OLD VAN WITH YOUR FRIENDS, GO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD WITH NO 292 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:48,019 GUARANTEE IT WILL EVER PAY OFF. >> Jimmy: IN FACT, THE ODDS ARE 293 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,687 AGAINST IT. SOME GUY, I FORGET WHO WAS 294 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:53,892 SAYING IT, THE SENTIMENT SEEMED TO BE, WHEN I SAT DOWN WITH THAT 295 00:14:53,960 --> 00:15:00,365 BAND AND I PLAYED MY FIRST, WHATEVER, PETER FRAMPTON SONG, 296 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,768 WHATEVER, EVERYBODY GOT EXCITED AT SCHOOL, THAT'S WHEN I KNEW. 297 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,970 I THINK THE EDGE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT. 298 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:10,308 >> IT WAS -- YES, U2'S FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE, THEY PLAYED 299 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,111 "SHOW ME THE WAY" BY PETER FRAMPTON. 300 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,446 WHICH EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, TO ME. 301 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,782 >> Jimmy: FUNNY. >> THAT WAS THE SPRINGBOARD FOR 302 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,517 THEM TO BECOME THE BIGGEST BAND IN THE WORLD. 303 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,986 >> Jimmy: FOR THEM TO SHOW US THE WAY FROM THEN ON. 304 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,855 >> YES, ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: STEVEN TYLER I THINK 305 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,725 IS OF THE SAME MIND AS YOU, HE RECOGNIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF THE 306 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:36,667 VEHICLE THAT THEY GOT AROUND IN. THIS VAN WE SAW YOU DRIVE IN ON, 307 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:37,535 THAT VAN IS THE VAN, THE FOO FIGHTERS' VAN. 308 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,870 I HAVE TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. 309 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:44,342 BECAUSE THE IDEA THAT YOU PACKED THE GUYS AND THE EQUIPMENT INTO 310 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,546 THIS VAN SEEMS CONTRARY TO THE IDEA THAT YOU PROBABLY MADE 311 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:55,353 MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WITH NIRVANA BEFORE VYIIE BUYING THIS VAN. 312 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,888 [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD THINK IF I WAS ASKED TO 313 00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,759 BE IN YOUR BAND, I WOULD BE LIKE, THIS IS AWESOME. 314 00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:06,430 I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL IN A VAN. >> THEN I KIDNAP YOU IN A DODGE 315 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,100 RAM VAN. YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK THAT WHEN 316 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,705 THE FOO FIGHTERS STARTED AS A BAND, IT WAS IMPORTANT TO US 317 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:17,042 THAT IT FELT REAL. BECAUSE WE HAD -- PAT AND I HAD 318 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:21,313 COME FROM BEING IN NIRVANA. WILLIAM, OUR ORIGINAL DRUMMER 319 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:25,249 AND OUR BASS PLAYER, NATE, THEY HAD COME FROM ANOTHER BAND. 320 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,920 BOTH WANDS ENDED PREMATURELY BUT WE WEREN'T FINISHED MAKING 321 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,121 MUSIC. KNOWING WE COULD HAVE DONE THAT, 322 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:35,259 JUST JUMP ON A PRIVATE PLANE, FLY AROUND THE WORLD, PLAY 323 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,329 SHOWS, WE FELT MORE COMFORTABLE DOING IT THIS WAY BECAUSE THAT'S 324 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,601 THE WAY WE HAD ALWAYS DONE IT. AND WHEN YOU BEGIN WITH 325 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,204 SOMETHING LIKE AN OLD VAN AND YOUR FRIENDS, IT REALLY LAYS 326 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:52,677 THAT COMES NEXT.FOR EVERYTHING - AND IT MAKES YOU APPRECIATE ALL 327 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,213 OF THE REWARDS THAT COME AFTER THAT. 328 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,416 SO WHEN WE WERE TOURING IN THAT VAN, OR WHEN I WAS 18 YEARS OLD, 329 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:02,354 THE FIRST TIME I WENT ON TOUR WAS IN A VAN LIKE THAT WITH SIX 330 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:06,157 PEOPLE, FOR MONTHS ON END. WE DIDN'T GET HOTELS. 331 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:10,828 WE WOULD SLEEP IN THAT VAN, EVERY NIGHT, ON TOP OF OUR 332 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,697 EQUIPMENT. SO IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE WHO HAD 333 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:17,102 A HOUSE THAT YOU COULD CRASH IN, THEN YOU COULD ACTUALLY SLEEP ON 334 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,904 A COUCH. OH MY GOD, IT'S LIKE THE FOUR 335 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:19,771 SEASONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:20,839 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! YOU KNOW. 337 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:25,042 YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING ON TOP OF AN AMPLIFIER ANYMORE. 338 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:28,580 SO WE KNEW THIS WHEN WE WERE STARTING THE FOO FIGHTERS, BUT 339 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:32,050 IT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME THAT IT CAME FROM A REAL PLACE. 340 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,385 SO THAT WE COULD APPRECIATE IT FOREVER. 341 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,054 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER GO THROUGH THAT PROCESS 342 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,924 AGAIN? >> WELL, I TELL YOU. 343 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:42,994 ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE MADE THIS FILM WAS BECAUSE WE WERE 344 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:48,400 PLANNING ON DOING A 25th ANNIVERSARY TOUR WHERE WE WOULD 345 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,734 RE-DO OUR FIRST TOUR ALL OVER AGAIN. 346 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:55,339 NOT IN THE SAME CORNER BARS WE PLAYED 25 YEARS AGO, LIKE HOCKEY 347 00:17:55,409 --> 00:18:01,479 ARENAS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. WE WOULD PULL INTO THE ARENA IN 348 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,548 THE VAN, JUMP OUT, ROCK FOR THREE HOURS, BACK THE THING OUT, 349 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,549 AND SPLIT. [ APPLAUSE ] 350 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,417 THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED TO DO. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? 351 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,221 >> WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:14,559 >> Jimmy: I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THE REAL UNDERLYING SECRET 353 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,693 IS YOU'RE JUST CHEAP. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,696 >> IT MIGHT BE THAT, TOO. BUT OUR 26th ANNIVERSARY IS 355 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,902 GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU USE THAT VAN, 356 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,838 DRIVE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL? >> WHEN I DO BARBECUE STUFF, IF 357 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,642 I'M DOING CHARITY BARBECUES OR COOKING FOR HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, 358 00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:34,379 I FILL THIS THING WITH ALL THE GEAR AND TOW THE SMOKER BEHIND 359 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:39,117 IT. IT'S GOT 220,000 SMILES ON MILE 360 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,986 IT. ON THE WAY HERE, GOING DOWN THE 361 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:46,457 101, ON THE HIGHWAY, THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS STARTED 362 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,526 CLACKING. I'M LIKE, OH MY GOD, I'M GOING 363 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:53,064 TO TAKE FLIGHT! I'M GOING TO FLY THERE! 364 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,932 STUCK STRAIGHT UP. WHEN I FIRST PULLED UP TO THE 365 00:18:55,001 --> 00:19:02,607 THEATER, I HAD THESE TWO WINDSHIELD WIPERS -- WELL, 366 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,741 THAT'S EMBARRASSING. [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,343 >> Jimmy: DO YOUR KIDS GET IN IT? 368 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:10,682 >> NOT THAT ONE. IT'S LIKE A ROLLING BALL OF 369 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:11,949 TETANUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,284 TYPHOID. I DON'T WANT -- I DO HAVE 371 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:18,089 THAT I DRIVE THE KIDS IN. 60s - >> Jimmy: TETANUS-FREE? 372 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,424 >> IT'S CLEAN. CLEAN. 373 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,626 >> Jimmy: WHAT BANDS WERE YOU INTO IN HIGH SCHOOL? 374 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:27,365 WHAT MUSIC WERE YOU INTO? >> WHEN I WAS A KID, I FELL IN 375 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,901 LOVE WITH ROCK 'N' ROLL LIKE MOST KIDS. 376 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,903 FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BEATLES. KISS. 377 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:34,506 I LISTENED TO RUSH. STUFF LIKE THAT. 378 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:39,177 THEN BY THE TIME I WAS 13 OR 14 I STARTED LISTENING TO PUNK ROCK 379 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,180 MUSIC. I PUT THE CLASSIC ROCK IS 380 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:47,318 RECORDS AWAY AND WAS LISTENING TO CRAZY, DISSONANT PUNK ROCK 381 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,520 STUFF. >> Jimmy: BY THE TIME YOU WERE 382 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:54,258 16, YOU WERE IN A REAL BAND? >> BY THE TIME I WAS 12 I WAS IN 383 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,994 A NEIGHBORHOOD BAND. BY THE TIME I WA WAS 15, I MADE 384 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,263 MY FIRST RECORD WITH A PUNK ROCK BAND. 385 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:04,335 BY THE TIME I WAS 17, I MADE ANOTHER -- MY FIRST LP. 386 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:09,273 YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS LITTLE. 387 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,341 >> Jimmy: YEAH. THAT'S SO CRAZY. 388 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,743 NOW YOU'RE AN ADULT. WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. 389 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,677 SHE'S GOING TO BE PERFORMING WITH YOU. 390 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,279 >> YES. >> Jimmy: RIGHT ABOUT THE SAME 391 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,215 AGE WHERE YOU STARTED MAKING YOUR FIRST RECORD. 392 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,550 >> YES. >> Jimmy: DAVE GROHL, HIS 393 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:23,888 DOCUMENTARY IS "WHAT DRIVES US." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 394 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,091 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" BROUGHT TO YOU BY 395 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,563 BAILEY'S COLADA, AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE FOR A LIMITED TIME. 396 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,898 FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT BAILEYS.COM AND PLEASE DRINK 397 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,568 RESPONSIBLY. >>> THAT'S HOW YOU LIVE. 398 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:44,842 THIS IS MY NEW REALITY. IS I -- I SIT IN A FART VAN. 399 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,580 AND GET TO BALTIMORE AND PLAY FOR THE BAR STAFF. 400 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,583 IT'S AWESOME. >> DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BEATLES 401 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,784 FART. >> NO! 402 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:58,790 >> IF YOU FART, ADMIT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:03,795 IT CAUSES SO MUCH TROUBLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 404 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,932 >> Jimmy: DAVE GROHL'S DOCUMENTARY "WHAT DRIVES US." 405 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,467 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I WAS 406 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,471 WATCHING THAT, AND THE IDEA THAT THE BEATLES FART, IT MIGHT BE 407 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,007 THE GREATEST QUESTION OF THE YEAR. 408 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,542 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU KNO THAT THE BEATLES 409 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,144 FART? >> I DON'T THINK I ASKED HIM 410 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,881 THAT QUESTION. I THINK HE JUST OFFERED UP THAT 411 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:29,821 NUGGET OF WISDOM TO ME. YEAH, NO, I MEAN, I NEVER 412 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,957 IMAGINED. THE ONLY THING I IMAGINED COMING 413 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,026 OUT OF THE BEATLES WAS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. 414 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:44,636 >> Jimmy: I BET THEIR FARTS SOUNDEDED MELODIC TOO. 415 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:54,445 >> FOUR-PART HARMONY? "FOUR-FART HARMONY," THE NEXT 416 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,914 DOCUMENTARY. WHERE DID YOU MEET RINGO, HOW DO 417 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,585 YOU KNOW HIM? >> THE FIRST TIME I MET HIM WAS, 418 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,653 HE WAS RELEASING A BOOK CALLED "PHOTOGRAPH." 419 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,724 HE TOOK A LOT OF PICTURES BACK IN THE DAY. 420 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,127 AND I MET HIM THEN. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU 421 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:16,868 MEET THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE SO INFLUENTIAL AND INSTRUMENTAL IN 422 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:24,675 YOUR LIFE, THAT THEY BOOK LIECOD FIGURE, THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS. 423 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:29,146 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WRITE THAT. >> YOU FORGET IT, YOU'VE BEEN 424 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,015 LOOKING AT ALBUM COVERS YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 425 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:36,687 RINGO IS THE SWEETEST, FUNNIEST, NICEST, MOST DOWN TO EARTH 426 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:37,889 PERSON YOUR WHOLE LIFE, AND HE'S A BEATLE. 427 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:41,225 >> Jimmy: MOST PEOPLE WON'T GET THAT CHANCE, THIS IS THE CLOSEST 428 00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:42,360 MOST OF US WILL GET. [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:46,497 >> YOU DON'T OFTEN GET TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS FARTS. 430 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:47,932 >> Jimmy: RARELY DOES HE SHARE THAT. 431 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,902 HE HAS TO REALLY LOVE YOU TO TELL YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 432 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:51,836 >> I SUPPOSE. DRUMMER TO DRUMMER. 433 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:59,110 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DRUMMER TO DRUMMER. 434 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,512 SINGING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? 435 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:07,051 >> IN THE DOCUMENTARY THERE'S A BAND CALLED X, LEGENDARY PUNK 436 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,453 ROCK BAND. >> Jimmy: L.A., LOCAL BAND. 437 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:13,524 >> 30 YEARS AGO I GOT A LETTER FROM MY GRANDMOTHER THAT SAID -- 438 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:18,595 IT SAID, DEAR DAVID, YOU MIGHT BE RELATED TO THIS YOUNG MAN, 439 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,666 LOVE, GRANDMA. A NEWSPAPER CLIPPING FROM A 440 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,068 YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO, NEWSPAPER, THAT SAID X WAS COMING TO TOWN. 441 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:28,606 MY GRANDMA IS THE LEAST PUNK ROCK PERSON IN THE WORLD, WHY 442 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:35,079 WOULD SHE CARE? SHE CIRCLED THE NAME 443 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,949 D.J.BONEBRAKE. I REALIZED, OH MY GOD, THAT WAS 444 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:43,287 MY GRANDMOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME. THE BONEBRAKE FAMILY -- 445 00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:44,622 >> Jimmy: WHAT A MAIDEN NAME THAT IS. 446 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,223 >> AMAZING. >> Jimmy: WHAT? 447 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:51,161 >> THE BONEBRAKE FAMILY -- >> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T A FAKE 448 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:54,432 NAME? >> IT WASN'T A PUNK ROCK NAME. 449 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,301 EVERYONE ELSE HAD PUNK ROCK NAMES, IT WAS THE BEST PUNK ROCK 450 00:23:57,370 --> 00:24:02,506 NAME BUT IT WAS HIS ACTUAL NAME. I MET HIM, THE TWO OF US ARE 451 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,842 INDEED RELATED THROUGH THIS BONEBRAKE FAMILY TREE. 452 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,245 SO -- >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN 453 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:15,853 YOU MET HIM, STILL A KID? >> NO, TOO FR RNO, FOO FIGHTERS. 454 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:19,123 WE INVITED THEM TO THE SHOW. I BROUGHT MY MOTHER AND SISTER. 455 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,259 I REMEMBER WHEN HE WALKED IN WE WERE EXPECTING TO SEE LIKE -- 456 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:24,128 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW. 457 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:27,198 HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA! OR WHATEVER. 458 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:31,402 LAUGH SO WE FOUND OUT WE WERE ACTUALLY RELATED TO EACH OTHER. 459 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:35,739 SO WHEN WE WERE FINISHING THE MOVIE I THOUGHT, OKAY, WELL, I 460 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,209 WANT TO RECORD A SONG TO PUT IN THE MOVIE. 461 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,878 I THOUGHT, WAIT THIS MAKES SENSE. 462 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,948 X IS IN THE MOVIE, D.J. BONEBRAKE IS MY LONG-LOST 463 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,350 COUSIN, THIS REPRESENTS SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST A SONG 464 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:50,354 TO ROLL IN THE CREDITS, IT HAS TO DO WITH LINEAGE AND FAMILY 465 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:51,822 AND INSPIRATION. AND I THOUGHT, WHO BETTER TO 466 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:56,026 SING IT THAN MY DAUGHTER VIOLET? I SAID TO VIOLET, I SAID, HEY, I 467 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,763 HAVE THIS IDEA. I WANT TO RECORD THIS COOL PUNK 468 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,898 ROCK SONG. SHE'S LIKE, OH, OKAY, SEND IT TO 469 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,834 ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 470 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:09,907 SO I SEND IT TO HER. 9:00 AT NIGHT. 471 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:13,043 SHE TEXTS ME, OH MY GOD, THIS IS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT NOW. 472 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:17,782 I RAN UP TO MY HOME STUDIO, I RECORDED THE INSTRUMENTAL, DID 473 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,318 THE BASS DRUMS, GUITAR AND STUFF IN 20 MINUTES. 474 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:23,187 SHE CAME UP AND SANG IT. IT'S THE FIRST TIME SHE AND I 475 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,189 HAVE RECORDED TOGETHER, JUST THE TWO OF US. 476 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:29,060 AND I'M SO PROUD OF IT BECAUSE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 477 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:34,598 AND SHE'S AN AMAZING SINGER. BUT IT KIND OF FOLLOWS THIS 478 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,934 LINEAGE AND FAMILY HISTORY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 479 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:41,072 >> YOU KNOW, FROM THIS GUY IN SWITZERLAND IN THE 1600s, TO NOW 480 00:25:41,074 --> 00:25:45,476 MY DAUGHTER VIOLENT, IT'S THIS BONEBRAKE FAMILY TREE THAT MEANS 481 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:46,744 A LOT. >> Jimmy: REALLY INTERESTING AND 482 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:50,214 CRAZY, AND ALSO, I'VE HEARD THE SONG, AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOUR 483 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:52,016 DAUGHTER DOES HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 484 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,351 >> SHE'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: THINK SHE'S GOING TO 485 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,420 LOAD A VAN WITH HER FRIENDS AND TRAVEL THE COUNTRY? 486 00:25:55,488 --> 00:26:01,826 >> I HOPE THAT SHE DOES. >> Jimmy: WILL YOU GIVE HER THE 487 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,295 RED VAN? >> IT WILL PROBABLY AN TESLA. 488 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,230 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO DID A PROJECT 489 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,631 WITH YOUR MOM. >> I DID. 490 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:12,303 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS ANOTHER INTERESTING ANGLE THAT YOU'VE 491 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:15,039 TAKEN, WHICH IS TALKING TO -- YOU GUY WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THIS 492 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,574 TOO, RIGHT? >> YEAH, MY MOTHER WROTE A BOOK 493 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:20,110 ABOUT MOTHERS OF MUSICIANS. >> Jimmy: MOTHERS OF MUSICIANS. 494 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,846 >> CALLED "FROM THE CRADLE TO THE STAGE." 495 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:27,718 SHE INTERVIEWED DR. DRE'S MOM AND PHARELL'S MOM AND BRANDI 496 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,054 CARLILE'S MOM AND MIRANDA CARLISLE'S MOM. 497 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:34,258 WHAT SHE FOUND IN THESE INTERVIEWS WAS THAT THERE ARE 498 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:38,195 REALLY STRONG PARALLELS IN ALL OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN A 499 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,999 PARENT AND AN ARTIST. AT SOME POINT THESE MUSICIANS 500 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,200 DEC DECIDE, THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS 501 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:47,337 IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. AND THEN IT'S THE PARENT'S JOB 502 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:53,344 TO SHOW LOVE AND FACILITATE WHATEVER THEY CAN DO TO HELP 503 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,814 THEIR KIDS FOLLOW THEIR PASSION. AND WE TURNED IT INTO A 504 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,217 DOCUMENTARY SERIES, WHICH IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, BECAUSE YOU 505 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,953 GET TO KNOW SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THE ARTIST, BUT MORE THAN THAT, 506 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:08,559 YOU REALIZE THAT THE REAL ROCK STARS ARE THESE PARENTS THAT HAD 507 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,827 TO DEAL WITH LITTLE HOODLUMS LIKE US. 508 00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:13,498 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GIVE A KID A DRUM SET, 509 00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:16,233 THAT MEANS HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER. [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:21,371 >> PRETTY MUCH YEAH. THEN WHEN THAT KID BUYS THEIR 511 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,907 MOM A HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 512 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,108 >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL CIRCLE. >> YES. 513 00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:26,177 >> Jimmy: SO THAT IS CALLED -- WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT 514 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:33,317 DOCUMENTARY? THAT IS CALLED "FROM CRADLE TO 515 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,120 STAGE." PREMIERES MAY 6th ON PARAMOUNT 516 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,724 PLUS. "WHAT DRIVES US" PREMIERES 517 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,660 FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. PICK YOUR DAUGHTER UP FROM 518 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,261 SOCCER PRACTICE OR WHEREVER RIGHT NOW. 519 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:48,399 LATER ON, WE'LL HEAR MUSIC FROM VIOLET GROHL, DAVE GROHL, AND 520 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:53,804 SOME VERY IMPORTANT -- >> CHRIS FROM NIRVANA PLAYING 521 00:27:53,873 --> 00:28:00,077 BASS, AND DAVE LOMBARDO FROM SHARE DRUMS, AND DAVE KRISTIN, 522 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:04,548 IT'S A SUPER GROUP. >> Jimmy: A FAMILY SUPER GROUP. 523 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,551 DAVE GROHL, EVERYBODY. BE BACK WITH BILLY PORTER! 524 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:18,229 >> Jimmy: BILLY PORTER AND MUSIC FROM DAVE GROHL STILL TO COME. 525 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,564 AT FIRST -- ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE? 526 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:23,100 >> Guillermo: I NEED A BREAK, I'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD. 527 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:26,637 >> Jimmy: WORKING TOO HARD? YOU WORK ONE HOUR A DAY. 528 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:31,642 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU SIT ON A STOOL. 529 00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:34,912 >> Guillermo: BUT I SIT ON THE STOOL SO HARD. 530 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,514 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A VACATION. 531 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,383 >> Guillermo: I WOULD LIKE A VACATION BUT MY STUPID BOSS 532 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,652 WON'T LET ME GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,188 HE ALWAYS SAY, GUILLERMO, YOU HAVE TO WORK. 534 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:49,126 GUILLERMO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR MONKEY TO THE OFFICE. 535 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:53,997 GUILLERMO, STOP BARKING ON MY FOOD, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 536 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,265 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M YOUR BOSS, RIGHT? 537 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,935 >> Guillermo: AI-YI-YI, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING 538 00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,336 ABOUT YOU, DUDE? [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:03,340 >> Jimmy: SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A VACATION, 540 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:07,544 THE NEXT BEST THING IS A BAILEY'S COLADA, MADE WITH 541 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:12,349 BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM, BLENDED WITH FLAVORS OF CREAMY COCONUT 542 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:18,222 AND SWEET PINEAPPLE. SHALL I POUR YOU ONE? 543 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,758 >> Guillermo: OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: ENJOY. 544 00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,758 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JIMMY. 545 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:22,760 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME. AM I STILL A JERK? 546 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,963 >> Guillermo: ONLY A LITTLE BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 547 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:28,966 >> Dicky: BAILEY'S COLADA IS AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE FOR A 548 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:33,103 LIMITED TIME WHEREVER SPIRIT-BASED BEVERAGES ARE SOLD. 549 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,438 FOR MORE INFORMATION BAILEYS.COM. 550 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,110 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM VIOLET AND DAVE GROHL WITH FRIENDS IS ON 551 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,911 THE WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A 552 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,313 MULTI-TALENTED ENTERTAINER WITH AN EMMY, A TONY, AND A GRAMMY TO 553 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:48,985 PROVE IT. SEASON 3, THE FINAL SEASON OF 554 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:53,057 HIS FX SHOW "POSE" PREMIERES SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10:00. 555 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:57,461 PLEASE WELCOME BILLY PORTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 556 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,730 HEY, BILLY. >> HI, THERE, JIMMY KIMMEL. 557 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:01,598 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> FANTASTIC. 558 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:07,004 I'M GLAD I CAN TALK TO YOU, LAST TIME YOU WEREN'T THERE. 559 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:09,740 >> Jimmy: BILLY EICHNER SWOOPED IN AND TOOK YOU FROM ME. 560 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,342 >> HE'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 561 00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:15,946 WEARING IS SOMETHING THAT I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO PULL 562 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,814 SOMETHING LIKE THAT OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 563 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:21,819 I WORE A SHIRT TODAY THAT HAD A SQUIRREL ON IT AND EVERYONE MADE 564 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,153 FUN OF ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 565 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:26,557 FROM THE MINUTE I GOT OUT OF MY CAR TO THE MINUTE I GOT TO THE 566 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,025 OFFICE. AND I KNOW IT'S GOING TO 567 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,694 CONTINUE AT HOME. >> YOU HAVE TO LET THE HATERS 568 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:31,962 HATE. YOU KNOW, WEAR YOUR SQUIRREL 569 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:32,963 SHIRT, HONEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,966 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> LET THEM JUST HATE. 571 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,102 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> IT'S ALL GOOD. 572 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:45,175 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO. I'M GOING TO BE BURIED IN THAT 573 00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:47,043 SQUIRREL SHIRT! [ LONG-RANGE FORECA 574 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:47,844 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 575 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:48,913 >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 576 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:53,383 >> AT MY HOME IN LONG ISLAND THAT IS A RESULT OF THE 577 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,519 PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: YOU MADE THE MOVE. 578 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,455 YOU MOVED OUT TO THE ISLAND, INTERESTING. 579 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:01,125 >> YES, I LIVED IN MANHATTAN FOR 30 YEARS. 580 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,659 THIS PAST DECEMBER, IT WAS 30 YEARS. 581 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:08,933 WHEN COVID HIT, MY HUSBAND AND I GOT OUT OF DODGE. 582 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,401 MOVED OUT HERE. IT'S JUST BEEN, YOU KNOW -- IT'S 583 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,938 VERY PRIVILEGED. [ LAUGHTER ] 584 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,607 I UNDERSTAND THAT BUT I'M VERY GRATEFUL. 585 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:19,543 SO LET ME JUST SAY THAT. I'VE WORKED HARD FOR IT. 586 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:24,081 I WILL SAY THAT TOO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 587 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:29,286 I'VE WORKED HARD FOR IT. I'VE PULLED MYSELF UP BY MY OWN 588 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,287 BOOTSTRAPS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY. 589 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,422 LET THE HATERS HATE. >> LET THE HATERS HATE. 590 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:35,826 YOU KNOW, I'M LIVING MY HIGH, MIGHTY WHITE WOMAN DREAMS OUT 591 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,694 HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 592 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:42,566 YOU KNOW, IN MY PALACE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THAT WHEN 593 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,035 THIS IS ALL OVER YOU WILL GO BACK TO THE CITY? 594 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:47,771 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO? 595 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,976 >> NO. WELL -- YES. 596 00:31:51,978 --> 00:32:00,117 ULTIMATELY, MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A PIED DE 597 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,987 TERRE, BUT LIVING THERE 30 YEARS, I DON'T NEED THE PACE OF 598 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,254 MANHATTAN ANYMORE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 599 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:08,392 >> I'D LIKE TO STEP OUT OF IT AND HAVE BALANCE AND BOUNDARIES 600 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,060 AND SELF-CARE AND ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 601 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,195 >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND. >> YOU KNOW. 602 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,863 YES, I KNOW YOU DO. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 603 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:17,268 [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU WERE -- YOU'D SAY YOU'D 604 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,069 BEEN LIVING IN NEW YORK FOR 30 YEARS. 605 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,671 WHAT YEAR WERE YOU ON "STAR SEARCH"? 606 00:32:20,673 --> 00:32:23,540 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M A LITTLE BIT 607 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,410 OBSESSED WITH "STAR SEARCH." I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS A KID 608 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,546 ALWAYS. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, I 609 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,816 LOOKED AT A VIDEO TODAY AND I VAGUELY REMEMBER YOU BEING ON 610 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:36,753 IT. WHAT YEAR WAS THAT? 611 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:39,156 >> WE FILMED IT AT THE END OF '91. 612 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,958 >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> AND IT AIRED IN '92. 613 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,028 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO IT AIRED IN 1992. 614 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:49,233 NOW "STAR SEARCH," YOU REMEMBER "STAR SEARCH"? 615 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,568 >> Guillermo: NO, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HOSTED BY ED MCMAHON, 616 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:54,438 THE REAL VERSION OF "STAR SEARCH," THE FIRST ONE. 617 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:57,574 >> YES. >> Jimmy: ED WOULD KIND OF 618 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,643 DISINTERESTEDLY INTRODUCE THESE VARIOUS TALENTED YOUNG PEOPLE. 619 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,846 [ LAUGHTER ] QUITE A FEW FAMOUS PEOPLE WERE 620 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,916 ON "STAR SEARCH." JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, BRITNEY 621 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:06,650 SPEARS. YOU KNOW. 622 00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:08,585 >> BRITNEY SPEARS WAS ON MY EPISODE. 623 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:11,055 >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ON YOUR EPISODE, HOLY COW. 624 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,723 >> MY EPISODE, AS A LITTLE CHILD. 625 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,926 BRITNEY SPEARS WAS ON MY EPISODE. 626 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,861 ♪ I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE THAT'S WHAT SHE SANG. 627 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:21,064 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 628 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:26,070 >> Jimmy: DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS ON "STAR SEARCH," KEVIN JAMES. 629 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,072 >> ROSIE O'DONNELL. >> Jimmy: AND BILLY PORTER TOO, 630 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:33,077 TAKE A LOOK. >> THE WINNER OF $100,000 AND 631 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:46,823 OUR CHAMPION -- BILLY PORTER! CONGRATULATIONS. 632 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,425 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: BILLY, YOU LEFT ED 633 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:52,162 HANGING. ED WAS LIKE -- 634 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,831 >> I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS COMING IN, I DIDN'T KNOW. 635 00:33:54,900 --> 00:34:00,437 >> Jimmy: YOU WON $100,000. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY BACK THEN. 636 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,772 >> DAMN, BUT AFTER TAXES IT WAS $44,000. 637 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,175 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, OKAY. 638 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,978 WHAT'D YOU SPEND IT ON? >> I DIDN'T HAVE A FINANCIAL 639 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:11,048 PERSON TO TALK ME THROUGH IT. I'M FROM THE HOOD SO I DIDN'T 640 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,182 KNOW WHAT TO DO. I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT AN 641 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:17,187 APARTMENT IN MIDTOWN. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT WAS WHAT 642 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,723 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY. 643 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,325 IT JUST SAT IN THE BANK. I GOT MY TEETH FIXED. 644 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:25,929 I HAD GAPS BETWEEN MY TEETH AND I WAS TRYING TO BE A MOVIE STAR, 645 00:34:25,998 --> 00:34:31,802 SO LET ME FIX THESE TEETH, THESE HOLY TEETH, SO I CAN BE A MOVIE 646 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:32,936 STAR. THANK YOU, "STAR SEARCH," FOR MY 647 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,604 TEETH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 648 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:38,341 >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH. >> MY MOVIE STAR TEETH. 649 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:41,811 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, WE'VE DONE A LOT OF SHOWS, WE'VE BEEN 650 00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:46,883 ON A LONG TIME, NOBODY HAS SAID "THANK YOU, STAR SEARCH, FOR MY 651 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:47,951 TEETH" BEFORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 652 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:52,222 THIS IS YOUR THIRD SEASON AND FINAL SEASON OF "POSE." 653 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,757 >> YES. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DONE SHOOTING? 654 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:58,028 IS IT ALL IN THE CAN? >> YEAH, IT'S ALL IN THE CAN. 655 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,630 WE FINISHED ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF AGO. 656 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:04,434 AND IT'S JUST BEEN SUCH A GLORIOUS RIDE. 657 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:07,104 I GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH I GOT ANHE ENTIRE YEAR. WATCH 658 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:13,110 AND, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A PERSON WHO, YOU KNOW, SPEAKS ABOUT MY 659 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:17,381 OWN WORK OR SPEAKS ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I'M IN VERY OFTEN. 660 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:23,120 BUT BABY, GET READY. IT IS PERFECTION. 661 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,188 WE HAVE SAID EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE WANTED TO SAY. 662 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:29,059 WE HAVE TOLD THE STORY THAT WE NEEDED TO TELL. 663 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:34,998 AND -- I JUST FEEL VERY BLESSED TO HAVE LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE 664 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,070 THE DAY WHEN SOMETHING LIKE "POSE" AND SPECIFICALLY A 665 00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,205 CHARACTER LIKE PRAY TELL COULD EXIST. 666 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:45,275 I AM SO GRATEFUL, I REALLY AM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 667 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:46,810 >> Jimmy: VERY NICE. YOU'RE DIRECTING SOMETHING RIGHT 668 00:35:46,879 --> 00:35:49,480 NOW, RIGHT? IS THAT YOUR NEXT PROJECT? 669 00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:53,483 >> YES, MAKING MY FEATURE FILM DEBUT THIS SUMMER WITH A FILM 670 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,353 CALLED "WHAT IF?" A TEENAGE COMING OF AGE ROM-COM 671 00:35:56,355 --> 00:36:02,025 ABOUT A BLACK TRANSGENDER SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO'S, YOU KNOW, 672 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:05,695 JUST TRYING TO GET A BOYFRIEND AND GO TO THE PROM AND GET INTO 673 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,631 COLLEGE. IT'S VERY -- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL 674 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,699 STORY. IT SET IN PITTSBURGH, MY 675 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,568 HOMETOWN. I'M GOING BACK TO MY HOMETOWN TO 676 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,170 SHOOT IT. >> Jimmy: WOW. 677 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:18,241 >> IT'S FOR ORION PICTURES, THE RELAUNCH OF ORION PICTURES, SO 678 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,176 IT'S VERY EXCITING, I'M VERY EXCITED. 679 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,044 >> Jimmy: YOUR FIRST DIRECTING PROJECT EVER? 680 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:24,848 >> NO, NO, NO. I DIRECTED IN THEATER A LOT. 681 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:27,651 I'VE DIRECTED FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS IN THE THEATER. 682 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,921 >> Jimmy: IS IT SIMILAR, DIRECTING THEATER AND A MOVIE? 683 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,122 OR TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS? >> I DON'T KNOW YET. 684 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:37,260 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, OH. 685 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,196 YEAH. >> I'M GETTING READY TO DO IT, 686 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,331 I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I COME BACK. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 687 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:45,068 >> TALK ABOUT MY NEW MUSIC. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD 688 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,870 IDEA. PLEASE DO COME BACK AFTER YOU'VE 689 00:36:46,939 --> 00:36:49,072 DIRECTED THE MOVIE. SEASON 3 OF "POSE" PREMIERES 690 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:54,945 SUNDAY NIGHT, 10:00, ON FX. BILLY PORTER, EVERYBODY! 691 00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:55,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, BILLY. 692 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:59,015 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 693 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,751 >> Jimmy: TAKE CARE. BE RIGHT BACK WITH VIOLET, DAVE 694 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:03,987 GROHL, AND FRIENDS! >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK BILLY 695 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,091 PORTER. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MATT 696 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,562 DAMON. TOMORROW NIGHT, JUSTIN THEROUX 697 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:14,164 AND MYPILLOW MIKE LINDELL AND MUSIC FROM TOM JONES. 698 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,567 “NIGHTLIN” IS NEXT. BUT FIRST, WITH A COVER OF THE X 699 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:21,704 SONG,“NAUSE” FROM HIS NEW DOCUMENTARY“WHAT DRIVES U” 700 00:37:21,774 --> 00:37:22,238 KRIST NOVOSELIC, DAVE LOMBARDO, AND GREG KURSTIN, WITH VIOLET 701 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:27,377 AND DAVE GROHL! ♪ 702 00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:36,186 ♪ ♪ TODAY 703 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:38,254 YOU'RE GONNA BE SO SICK SO SICK ♪ 704 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:39,256 ♪ YOU'LL PROP YOUR FOREHEAD ON THE SINK ♪ 705 00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:40,924 ♪ SAY OH CHRIST 706 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:44,194 OH JESUS CHRIST ♪ ♪ MY HEAD'S GONNA CRACK 707 00:37:44,196 --> 00:37:53,202 LIKE A BANK ♪ ♪ TONIGHT 708 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,072 YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP IN CLOTHES ♪ 709 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:58,809 ♪ SO LATE LIKE A CANDY BAR WRAPPED UP FOR LUNCH ♪ 710 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,345 ♪ THAT'S ALL YOU GET TO TASTE ♪ 711 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:14,424 ♪ POVERTY AND SPIT POVERTY AND SPIT ♪ 712 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:15,759 ♪ NAUSEA BLOODY RED EYES 713 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:19,296 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 714 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:25,502 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 715 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:27,838 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 716 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:34,911 GO TO SLEEP ♪ ♪ 717 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:43,787 ♪ ♪ TODAY 718 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,722 YOU'RE GONNA BE SO SICK SO SICK ♪ 719 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,057 ♪ YOU'LL PROP YOUR FOREHEAD ON THE SINK ♪ 720 00:38:47,059 --> 00:38:49,192 ♪ SAY OH CHRIST 721 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,527 OH JESUS CHRIST ♪ ♪ MY HEAD'S GONNA CRACK 722 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:56,066 LIKE A BANK ♪ ♪ 723 00:38:56,134 --> 00:39:01,605 ♪ ♪ TONIGHT 724 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,739 YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP IN CLOTHES ♪ 725 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:05,142 ♪ SO LATE LIKE A CANDY BAR WRAPPED UP FOR LUNCH ♪ 726 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,743 ♪ THAT'S ALL YOU GET TO TASTE ♪ 727 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,079 ♪ POVERTY AND SPIT SPIT 728 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:14,350 SPIT ♪ ♪ 729 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:21,758 ♪ ♪ NAUSEA 730 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,629 BLOODY RED EYES GO TO NAUSEA ♪ 731 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:29,499 ♪ BLOODY RED EYES GO TO NAUSEA ♪ 732 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:33,704 ♪ BLOODY RED EYES GO TO NAUSEA ♪ 733 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:38,975 ♪ BLOODY RED EYES GO TO SLEEP ♪ 734 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:51,988 ♪ ♪ 735 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,190 ♪ TALKING OUT OF HARMONY YOU CAN'T REMEMBER 736 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:55,859 WHAT YOU SAID ♪ ♪ CUT IT OUT 737 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,061 YOU FEEL ♪ ♪ TAKE THE SCISSORS 738 00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:02,132 SAW THE HEAD ♪ ♪ TALKING OUT OF HARMONY 739 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,466 CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ♪ 740 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:07,270 ♪ CUT IT OUT YOU FEEL ♪ 741 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:16,880 ♪ TAKE THE SCISSORS SAW THE HEAD ♪ 742 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:20,416 ♪ ♪ 743 00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:22,485 ♪ NAUSEA BLOODY RED EYES 744 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,754 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 745 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,224 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 746 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:31,895 GO TO NAUSEA ♪ ♪ BLOODY RED EYES 747 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:43,907 GO TO SLEEP ♪ 748 00:40:43,975 --> 00:41:00,356 ♪