1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:04,132 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:04,132 --> 00:00:09,905 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. KYLA‐DREW. GUILLERMO ON THE OSCARS RED 3 00:00:09,905 --> 00:00:11,573 CARPET. AND MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS. 4 00:00:11,573 --> 00:00:17,079 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:21,283 >> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 6 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:24,419 THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR CLAPPING. 7 00:00:24,419 --> 00:00:26,622 THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HAVING A REGULAR AUDIENCE. 8 00:00:26,622 --> 00:00:28,891 YOU KNOW? 9 00:00:28,891 --> 00:00:36,765 I HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS GOOD. ON SATURDAY, I DON'TKNOW IF YOU 10 00:00:36,765 --> 00:00:41,303 SAW THIS, IN BROOKLYN, THEY HAD A MEMORIAL FOR DMX, THE 11 00:00:41,303 --> 00:00:43,171 LEGENDARY HIP‐HOP ARTIST. WE HAD HIM ON OUR SHOW A COUPLE 12 00:00:43,171 --> 00:00:45,641 TIMES. AND HE ALWAYS PUT ON A GREAT 13 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:47,376 SHOW. BUT ON SATURDAY, HE TOPPED EVERYTHING WITH WHAT HAS TO BE 14 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:50,479 THE SINGLE GREATEST FUNERAL PROCESSION OF ALL TIME. 15 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,603 LOOK AT THIS. INSTEAD OF A HEARSE, THEY 16 00:00:53,603 --> 00:00:55,400 TRANSPORTED HIS COFFIN VIA MONSTER TRUCK. 17 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,001 IS THAT NOT INCREDIBLE? THIS IS WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE 18 00:00:58,001 --> 00:00:59,035 DONE FOR PRINCE PHILIP OVER IN ENGLAND. 19 00:00:59,035 --> 00:01:04,606 I TOLD MY WIFE THAT IS HOW I WANT MY FUNERAL TO GO. 20 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,840 I WANT TO ROLL LIKE THE RUFF RYDERS. 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,645 EXCEPT I WANT MY TRUCK TO GO ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 22 00:01:10,645 --> 00:01:12,914 START IN BROOKLYN, WHERE I WAS BORN. 23 00:01:12,914 --> 00:01:15,283 MAKE A STOP IN EVERY CITY I EVER LIVED. 24 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,551 TAMPA, PHOENIX, TUCSON, SEATTLE, PALM SPRINGS, LAS VEGAS, AND END 25 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:23,825 UP RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD. WITH A CABO WABO BRUNCH FOR 26 00:01:23,825 --> 00:01:26,027 EVERYONE. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? GUILLERMO, WILL YOU SEE TO IT 27 00:01:26,027 --> 00:01:30,231 THAT THAT HAPPENS? THAT MY WISHES ARE CARRIED OUT? 28 00:01:30,231 --> 00:01:31,833 >> Guillermo: I PROMISE YOU I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 29 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:33,868 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SPEAKING OF ELABORATE FUNERALS, 30 00:01:33,868 --> 00:01:37,772 DID YOU WATCH THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT? 31 00:01:37,772 --> 00:01:38,873 [ APPLAUSE ] 32 00:01:38,873 --> 00:01:45,647 NOT MANY PEOPLE DID. THE RATINGS FOR THE OSCARS 33 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,916 PLUMMETED FROM 23 MILLION LAST YEAR TO LESS THAN 10 MILLION 34 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:51,252 THIS YEAR. HOW CAN SOMETHING SO WOKE PUT SO 35 00:01:51,252 --> 00:01:53,021 MANY PEOPLE TO SLEEP? I DON'T KNOW. 36 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:58,927 FOR WHATEVER REASON, THE AWARDS WERE HELD AT UNION STATION IN 37 00:01:58,927 --> 00:02:00,862 DOWNTOWN, WHICH IS THE CLOSEST MANY OF THESE STARS HAVE EVER 38 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:05,466 BEEN TO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. AND THEY TRIED TO MIX IT UP. 39 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,467 THEY REALLY DID. THIS WAS THE OSCARS THAT FINALLY 40 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:07,702 ANSWERED THE QUESTION, "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T CUT OFF 41 00:02:07,702 --> 00:02:09,737 ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES?" TURNS OUT, THEY GO ON FOR A VERY 42 00:02:09,737 --> 00:02:13,274 LONG TIME. AND THEN, YOU HAD ANOTHER 43 00:02:13,274 --> 00:02:19,881 PROBLEM, WHICH WAS THE IDEA OF HOLDING AN AWARDS SHOW IN A 44 00:02:19,881 --> 00:02:20,682 TRAIN STATION. 45 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,786 >> ON BEHALF OF DANA AND KEN POWERS, OUR CO‐DIRECTOR, THIS 46 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:28,556 FILM STARTED AS A LOVE LETTER TO JAZZ, BUT WE HAD NO IDEA HOW 47 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:33,861 MUCH JAZZ WOULD TEACH US ABOUT LIFE. 48 00:02:33,861 --> 00:02:38,600 >> VERY TRAGIC. THAT WAS THE TEAM FROM THE MOVIE 49 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,168 "SOUL." THAT WON BEST ANIMATED FEATURE. 50 00:02:40,168 --> 00:02:43,504 IN A WAY, THEY GOT A SOUL TRAIN AWARD, DIDN'T THEY? 51 00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:44,939 THERE WERE SOME SURPRISES, NOTABLY IN THE CATEGORY OF BEST 52 00:02:44,939 --> 00:02:47,041 ACTOR. EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WOULD GO 53 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,510 TO THE LATE CHADWICK BOSEMAN. THEY EVEN SAVED THAT CATEGORY 54 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:51,613 FOR THE END OF THE SHOW, ASSUMING IT WOULD BE A BIG 55 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:55,350 EMOTIONAL MOMENT TO WRAP IT UP, BUT INSTEAD OF CHADWICK BOSEMAN, 56 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:58,987 ANTHONY HOPKINS WON BEST ACTOR FOR PLAYING A MAN WITH DEMENTIA 57 00:02:58,987 --> 00:03:00,622 IN "THE FATHER," AND HE WAS SO COMMITTED TO HIS ROLE, HE FORGOT 58 00:03:00,622 --> 00:03:08,463 TO SHOW UP. AND THIS IS TRUE. 59 00:03:08,463 --> 00:03:11,766 HE WAS REPORTEDLY ASLEEP WHEN HE WON, WHICH IS NOT A GREAT SIGN 60 00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:14,035 FOR A NETWORK TELEVISION WHEN THEY SAY HEY, ANTHONY, YOU MIGHT 61 00:03:14,035 --> 00:03:16,304 WIN TONIGHT. AND HE'S LIKE, "EH, I'LL JUST 62 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:20,842 WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE TOMORROW." IT WAS AN HISTORIC EVENING. 63 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:22,443 BEFORE LAST NIGHT, AN OSCAR HAD NEVER BEEN GIVEN TO A STILL 64 00:03:22,443 --> 00:03:27,081 PHOTO OF ANTHONY HOPKINS BEFORE. THE BIG WINNER WAS "NOMADLAND." 65 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:30,752 THAT WON BEST PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, AND THE STAR OF THE 66 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,855 MOVIE, FRANCES McDORMAND, TOOK HOME BEST ACTRESS. 67 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:36,491 THIS WAS FRANCES McDORMAND'S THIRD OSCAR. 68 00:03:36,491 --> 00:03:42,196 AND SHE'S GREAT, BUT WHENEVER 69 00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:45,833 SHE GIVES A SPEECH, IT'S LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW ON SATURDAY 70 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,936 MORNING, AND YOU GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND YOU THINK, "I 71 00:03:48,936 --> 00:03:50,138 PROBABLY SHOULDN'T OPEN THIS," BUT YOU DO, AND THEN IT'S A 72 00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:53,741 COUPLE THERE TO SHARE THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JEHOVAH? 73 00:03:53,741 --> 00:03:55,243 AND YOU TOLERATE IT BECAUSE THEY SEEM SINCERE, BUT YOU'RE JUST 74 00:03:55,243 --> 00:03:59,781 TRYING TO END THE CONVERSATION AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO YOU 75 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,749 CAN GET BACK IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S HOW FRANCES McDORMAND 76 00:04:01,749 --> 00:04:04,786 GIVES AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. SHE'S NOT THAT INTO IT. 77 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:09,657 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO FIND HER FIRST TWO OSCARS ROLLING 78 00:04:09,657 --> 00:04:10,825 AROUND IN HER TRUNK. OR SOMETHING. 79 00:04:10,825 --> 00:04:14,562 GUILLERMO WAS AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. DID YOU HAVE FUN? 80 00:04:14,562 --> 00:04:16,464 >> Guillermo: I ALWAYS HAVE FUN, JIMMY. 81 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,232 >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN? 82 00:04:18,232 --> 00:04:18,833 >> Guillermo: YES. 83 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:22,470 >> Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU SAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN, I WONDER. 84 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,938 DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FUN AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT? 85 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,340 THEY GAVE YOU A BAD SPOT, DIDN'T THEY? 86 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:28,876 >> Guillermo: THEY GIVE US A BAD SPOT, BUT WE MAKE IT THE BEST 87 00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:29,410 TIME FOR US. 88 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:32,280 >> Jimmy: WELL, SURE, YEAH. GUILLERMO IS ON THE RED CARPET. 89 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,283 HE RISKED HIS VERY LIFE TO BE THERE, AND WE'LL HAVE HIS 90 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:36,951 EXCLUSIVE REPORT WITH ALL THE STARS A LITTLE LATER ON. 91 00:04:36,951 --> 00:04:40,088 SPEAKING OF STARS, CAITLYN JENNER, OVER THE 92 00:04:40,088 --> 00:04:43,191 WEEKEND, ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS PLANNING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF 93 00:04:43,191 --> 00:04:44,759 CALIFORNIA IN THE RECALL ELECTION LATER THIS YEAR. 94 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:47,762 CAITLYN IS RUNNING AS A REPUBLICAN AND HAS PROMISED THAT 95 00:04:47,762 --> 00:04:49,997 IF ELECTED, SHE WILL MAKE SURE SHE IS NEVER ALLOWED TO USE A 96 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:56,337 PUBLIC RESTROOM AGAIN. YOU KNOW THE LAST REPUBLICAN TO 97 00:04:56,337 --> 00:05:04,078 WIN A RECALL ELECTION IN OUR STATE YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? 98 00:05:04,078 --> 00:05:04,545 >> Guillermo: ARNOLD. 99 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:05,780 >> Jimmy: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. HE HAS NOT YET WEIGHED IN ON 100 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,315 CAITLYN AT ALL. BUT HE WILL BE WITH US TONIGHT, 101 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,350 SO I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT OUR POSSIBLE FIRST LADY 102 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,085 GOVERNOR. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE 103 00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:16,924 GETTING VACCINATED. AS OF LAST WEEK, 140 MILLION OF 104 00:05:16,924 --> 00:05:22,063 AMERICANS HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE SHOT, BUT MANY NOW ARE SKIPPING 105 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:24,165 THE SECOND SHOT. ACCORDING TO THE CDC., 8% OF 106 00:05:24,165 --> 00:05:26,334 PEOPLE WHO GOT THEIR FIRST DOSE HAVE MISSED THEIR APPOINTMENT 107 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:29,804 FOR THEIR SECOND. WHICH IS CONFUSING. 108 00:05:29,804 --> 00:05:32,006 THE SECOND SHOT IS THE ONE THAT GIVES YOU LASTING IMMUNITY. 109 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:34,142 IT'S LIKE BUYING FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM YOGURT AND ONLY EATING 110 00:05:34,142 --> 00:05:39,280 THE YOGURT. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 111 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,784 YOU HAVE TO GET BOTH SHOTS. I HAVE A WILD IDEA. HEAR ME OUT. 112 00:05:42,784 --> 00:05:44,886 WHAT IF WE ALL JUST DID WHAT THE 113 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:52,560 HEALTH EXPERTS TELL US TO DO TO DO? I KNOW, IT'S SO NOT CRAZY, IT 114 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,096 JUST MIGHT WORK. THURSDAY WILL MARK JOE BIDEN'S 115 00:05:55,096 --> 00:05:58,800 100th DAY IN OFFICE, AND YET, THERE ARE SOME WHO ARE STILL 116 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,902 CONTESTING THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. 117 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:04,005 IN ARIZONA, THE REPUBLICAN‐LED STATE SENATE HAS CALLED FOR AN 118 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:09,477 AUDIT OF THE RESULTS IN MARICOPA COUNTY. THAT'S PHOENIX. 119 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,345 IT'S THE LARGEST COUNTY IN THE STATE AND THE ONE THAT WENT FOR 120 00:06:11,345 --> 00:06:14,549 JOE BIDEN. THEY'VE TAKEN POSSESSION OF THE 121 00:06:14,549 --> 00:06:17,251 BALLOTS AND THE MACHINES AND EVERYTHING, AND THEY HIRED A 122 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:20,755 CONSULTING COMPANY FROM FLORIDA TO GO THROUGH IT ALL IN SECRET. 123 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:25,426 THEY HIRED A COMPANY THAT HAS NO EXPERIENCE COUNTING BALLOTS, WAS 124 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,662 FOUNDED BY A GUY WHO SPREAD ELECTION CONSPIRACIES BEFORE. 125 00:06:27,662 --> 00:06:29,764 AND THE NAME OF THE COMPANY, FOR REAL, IS CYBER NINJAS. 126 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:34,068 THE CYBER NINJAS ARE COUNTING BALLOTS IN ARIZONA. 127 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:37,171 THIS IS THEIR WEBSITE. THEY'VE ENTRUSTED OUR DEMOCRACY 128 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:38,239 TO A COMPANY THAT HAS SWORDS ON THEIR HOMEPAGE. 129 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:42,877 AND THIS IS GOOD, TOO. I GUESS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A 130 00:06:42,877 --> 00:06:50,051 CYBER NINJA, BUT LOOKS MORE LIKE A GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO MASTURBATE 131 00:06:50,051 --> 00:06:53,754 AT THE LIBRARY. I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE MYPILLOW 132 00:06:53,754 --> 00:06:55,089 GUY ABOUT THIS ON WEDNESDAY. HE WILL BE WITH US. 133 00:06:55,089 --> 00:06:57,191 BUT FIRST, BACK TO THE STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS ‐‐ AWARDS. 134 00:06:57,191 --> 00:06:58,726 WE HAVE A BELOVED OSCAR TRADITION HERE AT THE SHOW. 135 00:06:58,726 --> 00:07:05,600 EVERY YEAR, GUILLERMO RENTS A GOLDEN TUXEDO AND HITS THE RED 136 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,035 CARPET TO CHAT WITH THE STARSES A THEY MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE 137 00:07:08,035 --> 00:07:11,272 THEATER. USUALLY HE WILL OFFER A PRESHOW 138 00:07:11,272 --> 00:07:14,041 SHOT OF TEQUILA TO THE NOMINEES, BUT THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THE 139 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:21,949 PANDEMIC, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT. 140 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:25,686 THIS IS HOW FAR GUILLERMO WAS STATIONED AWAY FROM THE ACTION. 141 00:07:25,686 --> 00:07:26,854 THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS FARTHER AWAY WAS ANTHONY HOPKINS. 142 00:07:26,854 --> 00:07:28,256 BUT DISTANCE AND DISEASE ARE HARDLY ENOUGH TO STOP OUR HERO. 143 00:07:28,256 --> 00:07:34,829 AND SO, HERE WE GO ONCE AGAIN, IT'S GUILLERMO'S NIGHT TO SHINE 144 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,764 FROM A SAFE DISTANCE ON THE RED CARPET, OR NEAR IT, AT THE 145 00:07:36,764 --> 00:07:38,132 OSCARS. 146 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:39,300 [ APPLAUSE ] 147 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:48,276 ♪ 148 00:07:48,276 --> 00:07:50,878 >> Guillermo: WITH THE LAST, ALL THE WAY TO THE END. 149 00:07:50,878 --> 00:07:54,482 LOOK, THERE IS A GREEN WALL RIGHT THERE. LOOK. 150 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:57,218 WE LITERALLY ARE AT THE END OF THE WORLD. 151 00:07:57,218 --> 00:08:01,255 WE'RE GOING MAKE IT WORK. WE'RE GOING MAKE IT HAPPEN. 152 00:08:01,255 --> 00:08:02,790 IT'S A "MINORI" PARTY. 153 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:06,527 >> A "MINORI" PARTY! 154 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:13,267 >> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE YOU BOTH IN MY OSCAR PO 155 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:13,632 POLL. 156 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:15,369 >> DID YOU VOTE FOR US? 157 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:18,773 >> Guillermo: I VOTE FOR YOU. YOU CAN TAKE MY VENMO. 158 00:08:18,773 --> 00:08:20,908 >> WHAT'S YOUR VENMO? 159 00:08:20,908 --> 00:08:23,778 >> Guillermo: GUILLERMO LOVES MONEY. 160 00:08:23,778 --> 00:08:25,780 >> GUILLERMO LOVES MONEY. 161 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:26,881 >> Guillermo: A GROUP HUG. 162 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,250 >> I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH. 163 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,286 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU, GUYS. LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 164 00:08:32,286 --> 00:08:35,957 I LOVE YOU IN "SOUND OF METAL." DIN OR DAWN? 165 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:40,428 >> I REALLY LIKE THE SOUND OF FARTING, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO 166 00:08:40,428 --> 00:08:41,529 KNOW THE TRUTH. 167 00:08:41,529 --> 00:08:44,699 >> Guillermo: WOW YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! ME TOO? 168 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:49,804 >> THIS IS THE BUTT HOLE RIGHT HERE, AND THEN YOU GO ‐‐ THERE 169 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:50,137 YOU GO. 170 00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:50,738 >> Guillermo: LIKE THAT? 171 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,139 >> GOOD ONE. 172 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,942 >> Guillermo: I JUST LEARNED THOU DO THAT, A FART. 173 00:08:54,942 --> 00:08:57,345 RIGHT THERE! 174 00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:59,080 >> ALL RIGHT, MAN! 175 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,716 >> Guillermo: JOB. I HOPE YOU WIN. 176 00:09:01,716 --> 00:09:03,884 [ FARTING SOUND ] 177 00:09:03,884 --> 00:09:06,754 >> THANKS, GUILLERMO. 178 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:11,025 >> Guillermo: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NOMINATION. 179 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:11,492 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 180 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:12,593 >> Guillermo: ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED? 181 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,462 >> HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE? 182 00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:16,330 >> Guillermo: I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOVIE, BUT EVERYBODY IS 183 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:19,033 TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, THAT IT'S REAL GOOD. 184 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:20,301 >> YOU SHOULD WATCH IT FIRST. 185 00:09:20,301 --> 00:09:24,105 >> Guillermo: CAN I GET YOUR NETFLIX PASSWORD SO YOU CAN 186 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:24,939 WATCH THE MONEY? 187 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:28,142 >> YOU CAN RENT OUT HERE, I THINK. 188 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:29,944 >> Guillermo: TELL HER I LEARN A NEW SIGN FOR HER. 189 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:30,711 >> WHAT? 190 00:09:30,711 --> 00:09:35,016 >> Guillermo: IT'S A SIGN OF FART. SO YOU GO LIKE THIS AND ‐‐ 191 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:38,986 >> NOT ME. I'M NOT FARTING. 192 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:44,725 >> Guillermo: NO, THE GUY FROM "SOUND OF METAL" WAS FARTING. 193 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:48,029 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL? 194 00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:48,362 >> YES, I DO. 195 00:09:48,362 --> 00:09:53,901 >> Guillermo: CAN YOU SHOW IT TO US? WOW! THAT'S AWESOME! 196 00:09:53,901 --> 00:10:01,709 NOW MY TURN. ALL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW HOW. 197 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,744 >> GOOD JOB, GOOD TRY. 198 00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:04,712 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 199 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:06,847 IS IT HARD TO BE SO SMOOTH IN LIFE? 200 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:10,117 >> IT'S HARD TO BE SO SMOOTH? ARE YOU SAYING I'M SMOOTH, 201 00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:11,752 GUILLERMO? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 202 00:10:11,752 --> 00:10:15,289 YOU SAID I'M SMOOTH. IS IT HARD? IF YOU THINK I'M SMOOTH, I FEEL 203 00:10:15,289 --> 00:10:18,225 LIKE I'M JUST BEING MYSELF. SO IT'S NOT HARD IF YOU THINK 204 00:10:18,225 --> 00:10:20,461 I'M SMOOTH. I'M JUST CHILLING. 205 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:22,096 >> Guillermo: IT'S NOT HARD FOR ME EITHER. 206 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:24,832 >> I CAN TELL, BRO. I CAN TELL. LOOK AT THAT. 207 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:25,966 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU. 208 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:28,436 >> I'M FLEXING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 209 00:10:28,436 --> 00:10:32,540 >> Guillermo: IF YOU WIN, DON'T FORGET, YOU TO SAY THANK OU TO 210 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:32,873 GUILLERMO. 211 00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:35,076 >> I'LL REMEMBER THAT. I'LL REMEMBER THE SWEETEST GUY 212 00:10:35,076 --> 00:10:35,743 ON THE CARPET. 213 00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:38,345 >> Guillermo: IF YOU DON'T, IT'S GOING TO BE SEVEN YEARS OF BAD 214 00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:38,678 LUCK. 215 00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:44,518 >> WHO SAYS THAT? 216 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:47,054 MY ABUELITA, MY GRANDMA SAYS THAT. 217 00:10:47,054 --> 00:10:49,757 >> I DON'T WANT TO MESS AROUND WITH GRANDMA. 218 00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:51,659 >> Guillermo: YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCO. 219 00:10:51,659 --> 00:10:54,195 >> I LOOK LIKE A DISCO? 220 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,596 >> Guillermo: YOU KNOW THOUGH GUYS. 221 00:10:55,596 --> 00:10:58,632 >> I LOOK LIKE A DISCO? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 222 00:10:58,632 --> 00:11:01,635 >> Guillermo: I LOOK LIKE A DISCO BALL. 223 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:04,004 >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. WE GOT THE MEMO. 224 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,906 >> Guillermo: WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN TONIGHT, 225 00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:06,440 GODZILLA OR KING KONG? 226 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:14,081 WHICH ONE YOU LIKE? PFIZER OR MODERNA? 228 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:17,384 >> UM, I DON'T KNOW. WHOEVER IS AVAILABLE. 229 00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:18,452 >> Guillermo: OR TEQUILA? 230 00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:23,023 >> LET'S START WITH THE TEQUILA AND THEN GO TO SOUR DOUGH. 231 00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:24,391 >> Guillermo: TEQUILA WORKS BETTER, RIGHT? 232 00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:25,693 >> YEAH, YEAH. 233 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:30,564 >> Guillermo: ARE YOU EVER GOING TO DO "ONE NIGHT IN MEXICO"? 234 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,299 >> THAT MIGHT BE FUN. 235 00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:33,901 >> Guillermo: OH MY GOD. 236 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:39,039 >> ONE NIGHT IN MEXICO STARRING GUILLERMO? 237 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,207 >> Guillermo: YOU THE DIRECTOR. I'M HERE FOR YOU. 238 00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,042 >> ALL RIGHT. 239 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:45,613 >> Guillermo: THEY ALREADY MADE CINCO, THE HANGOVER. 240 00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:47,114 LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG. 241 00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:47,548 >> ALL RIGHT. 242 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:51,352 >> I FEEL LIKE I'M OSCAR'S SISTER, AND YOU'RE LIKE HIS 243 00:11:51,352 --> 00:11:51,717 COUSIN. 244 00:11:51,717 --> 00:11:54,321 >> Guillermo: YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S RIGHT. 245 00:11:54,321 --> 00:11:56,690 IS IT HARD TO BE AN ACTRESS? 246 00:11:56,690 --> 00:12:00,728 >> YES, IT'S HARD [ BLEEP ]. YEAH. 247 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:06,133 I'M FOR SURE GOING TO GO BACK TO MUSIC, DEFINITELY. 248 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,702 >> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 249 00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:11,372 >> WERE YOU JUST DRINKING HAND SANITIZER? 250 00:12:11,372 --> 00:12:14,141 >> Guillermo: YES, I WAS. HOW YOU DOING? 251 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:16,143 >> YOU WERE DRINKING HAND SANITIZER. 252 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:17,578 I JUST SNUCK UP ON YOU. 253 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,012 >> Guillermo: YES. 254 00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:21,048 >> IT KEEPS YOUR BREATH FRESH. 255 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:22,583 >> Guillermo: YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 256 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,919 >> I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF THE DISTANCE. 257 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,154 >> Guillermo: LISTEN, IF YOU WIN, ARE YOU GOING TO REMEMBER 258 00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:31,292 ME? ARE YOU GOING TO SAY I WANT TO 259 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,493 THANKS GUILLERMO FROM "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"? 260 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:33,761 >> DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. 261 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:37,898 >> Guillermo: IS THAT DR. FAUCI RIGHT THERE? DR. FAUCI! 262 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:41,001 I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 263 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:45,005 >> DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT MEXICAN TEA THAT YOU GAVE ME THE 264 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,740 LAST TIME, OR LEMONADE. 265 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:50,477 >> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DON'T LET ME BRING IT THIS 266 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:52,213 TIME BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. 267 00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:54,348 >> YEAH, WELL. 268 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:56,951 >> I WAS A LITTLE BIT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 269 00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:59,620 >> Guillermo: INSTEAD, I'VE BEEN DRINKING THIS INVISIBLE TEQUILA. 270 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,588 >> OH, YEAH? 271 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:06,427 >> Guillermo: YEAH, YOU WANT SOME? IT'S REAL GOOD. 272 00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:07,895 ANEJO OR BLANCO? 273 00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:08,228 >> BLANCO. 274 00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:13,100 >> Guillermo: LET'S DO IT. 275 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:13,667 >> OH. 276 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,336 >> IT'S A FAMILY. 277 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,641 >> Guillermo: FAMILY? ONE, TWO, THREE! SALUD! 278 00:13:20,641 --> 00:13:22,743 >> SALUD! 279 00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:27,414 >> OKAY. YEAH? LIME, LIME, LIME! 280 00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:32,119 ♪ 281 00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:35,022 >> YOU GOT THE CHEAP STUFF. THANKS, JIMMY! 282 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,258 >> ONE, TWO, THREE. 283 00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,326 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KEEP FINISHING. 284 00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:43,864 KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING. 285 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:48,936 >> Guillermo: HEY, GOOD LUCK! THAT WAS SMOOTH, RIGHT? 286 00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:54,375 >> NAH, MAN, I THINK THAT WAS HAND SANITIZER. THANK YOU. 287 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,243 >> Guillermo: THAT'S IT FROM THE RED CARPET. 288 00:13:56,243 --> 00:13:59,346 I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB. I WAS SEXY. I WAS SOBER. 289 00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:03,317 I DIDN'T GET NOBODY SICK. THAT'S A WIN IN MY BOOK. 290 00:14:03,317 --> 00:14:07,154 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. 291 00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:07,688 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 292 00:14:07,688 --> 00:14:11,592 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GUILLERMO. TOUGH GIG THIS YEAR, BUT YOU DID 293 00:14:11,592 --> 00:14:13,294 IT AGAIN. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 294 00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:14,762 TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW SHOW, "DAD, STOP 295 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:15,696 EMBARRASSING ME," KYLA‐DREW IS HERE. 296 00:14:15,696 --> 00:14:19,333 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 297 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,734 WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. 298 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,937 ♪ 299 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:31,679 ♪ 300 00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:33,681 >> Jimmy: WELL, HELLO. WELCOME BACK TONIGHT. 301 00:14:33,681 --> 00:14:35,482 FROM THE NEW NETFLIX SERIES "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME," 302 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,685 KYLA‐DREW IS HERE. THEN LATER, A GREAT AND FUN BAND 303 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:41,822 FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "AMERICAN HEAD," MUSIC 304 00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:45,158 FROM THE FLAMING LIPS. 305 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:46,360 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 306 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,427 THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH MAYA RUDOLPH, 307 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:51,031 JUSTIN THEROUX, MALCOLM GLADWELL, BILLY PORTER, 308 00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:53,734 WITH MUSIC FROM TOM JONES, KINGS OF LEON, PLUS DAVE GROHL AND HIS 309 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:56,737 DAUGHTER VIOLET. AND MAKE SURE TO JOIN US 310 00:14:56,737 --> 00:15:00,941 WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHEN MYPILLOW CEO MIKE LINDELL WILL DESCEND 311 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:06,346 FROM ATOP BANANA MOUNTAIN TO JOIN US HERE IN STUDIO IN 312 00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:09,783 CALIFORNIA. PLEASE DO. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS OUR 313 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,017 FORMER GOVERNOR AND TERMINATOR, WHO HAS DONE IT ALL AND THEN 314 00:15:11,017 --> 00:15:13,553 SOME. HIS NEW PROJECT IS HIS FIRST‐EVER ANIMATED CHILDREN'S 315 00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:18,158 SHOW. "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN" IS AVAILABLE ON 316 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,226 KARTOON CHANNEL NOW. PLEASE WELCOME 317 00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:23,563 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. 318 00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:24,398 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 319 00:15:24,398 --> 00:15:27,901 HELLO, GOVERNOR. HOW YOU? 320 00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:31,138 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. I'M DOING GREAT. 321 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:38,645 I TELL YOU ONE THING, THAT I WAS ASKED SEVERAL TIMES DID I WATCH 322 00:15:38,645 --> 00:15:39,479 THE OSCARS. 323 00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:39,980 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 324 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,816 >> I TOLD PEOPLE I WATCHED MAYBE ONE‐THIRD OF IT. 325 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:48,722 SO I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU WHO WON. DID I WIN YESTERDAY? 326 00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:52,225 >> Jimmy: YOU DID WIN. YOU WON BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS 327 00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:53,093 WEIRDLY YOU WON. 328 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,062 >> VERY NICE, VERY NICE. I TELL YOU THE REASON I ONLY 329 00:15:56,062 --> 00:16:00,767 WATCHED ONE‐THIRD IS BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING. 330 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:05,071 I'M TELLING YOU THAT WITHOUT YOU HOSTING IT, YOU REALLY BROUGHT 332 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:09,009 IT SO ALIVE. AND SO I GOT ADDICTED WATCHING 333 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:09,576 YOU HOST THE OSCARS. 334 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:14,781 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 335 00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:19,152 >> I BASICALLY JUST TURNED IT OFF AND JUST COULDN'T WATCH IT 336 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,255 ANYMORE, BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH TALENT THERE ON THE STAGE, 337 00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:25,525 BUT IT WAS SO BORING. HOW CAN THEY MAKE THIS WITH ALL 338 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:28,128 THIS TALENT SO BORING? I THINK THE NEXT TIME THEY 339 00:16:28,128 --> 00:16:30,430 SHOULD TAKE TO IT MUSCLE BEACH AND HAVE THE OSCARS ON MUSCLE 340 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:31,998 BEACH. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 341 00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:36,770 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO SEE 342 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:40,540 EVERYBODY OILED UP AND IN LITTLE BIKINI THONG TYPE THINGS. 343 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,408 >> EXACTLY. 344 00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:44,344 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU FEELING? SINCE I SAW YOU LAST, YOU HAD A 345 00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:45,545 SURGERY ON YOUR HEART. 346 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:49,516 >> YES. THIS WAS MY FOURTH HEART 347 00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:55,422 SURGERY, AND IT WENT FANTASTIC. SO I FEEL GREAT 348 00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:55,789 [ APPLAUSE ] 349 00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:58,525 IT'S FANTASTIC. SO I'M VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. 350 00:16:58,525 --> 00:16:59,926 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GRANDFATHER NOW. 351 00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:02,195 SO YOU NEED TO STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE. 352 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:07,501 THIS IS YOUR FIRST GRANDCHILD, YOUR DAUGHTER KATHERINE AND STAR 353 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:10,670 LORD HAVE GIVEN YOU A GRANDCHILD. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 354 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:13,840 >> FANTASTIC. THE ONLY THING IT IS MAKES ME 355 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,876 FEEL OLD TO THINK ABOUT NOW I HAVE A GRANDCHILD. 356 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:18,311 BUT IT'S REALLY GREAT HAVING A GRANDCHILD. 357 00:17:18,311 --> 00:17:21,414 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BABY. 358 00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:26,286 BABY LILA, AND I'M VERY CROWD OF KATHERINE AND CHRIS. 359 00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:29,523 THEY'RE DOING REALLY GREAT TOGETHER AS PARENTS. 360 00:17:29,523 --> 00:17:31,691 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU AS A 361 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:34,728 GRANDFATHER, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE IF 362 00:17:34,728 --> 00:17:39,499 MY GRANDPARENTS HAD FARM ANIMALS ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE 363 00:17:39,499 --> 00:17:43,870 YOU HAVE WITH THE MINI DONKEY AND THE HORSE AND ALL THAT STUFF. 364 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,839 YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS WHAT, 8 MONTHS OLD? 365 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:49,309 SHE IS GOING TO GO CRAZY WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU'RE LIVING IN A 366 00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:49,743 PETTING ZOO. 367 00:17:49,743 --> 00:17:52,812 >> SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN OVER HERE SEVERAL TIMES IN THE HOUSE, 368 00:17:52,812 --> 00:18:00,720 AND SHE SAT ON TOP OF LULU AND ON TOP OF WHISKEY, AND I THINK 369 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,189 SHE IS GOING TO BE A GREAT HORSEBACK RIDER. 370 00:18:03,189 --> 00:18:05,659 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT? THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN. 371 00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:08,194 DO YOU BABY‐SIT? DO YOU CHANGE DIAPERS? 372 00:18:08,194 --> 00:18:09,629 DO YOU DO ALL OF THAT STUFF? 373 00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,898 >> I DID ALL OF THAT WHEN I HAD KIDS. 374 00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:15,168 WHEN MY KIDS WERE GROWING UP. AND IT WAS LOT OF FUN TO DO 375 00:18:15,168 --> 00:18:19,973 THAT, BUT I HAVE NEVER CHANGED DIAPERS ON LILA, BECAUSE I THINK 376 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,342 CATHERINE IS THE EXPERT GATEKEEPER. 377 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:27,047 SHE JUST WHENEVER YOU TOUCH THE BABY, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, LIKE 378 00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:29,149 THIS. I SAID CATHERINE, COME ON NOW. 379 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,717 I'VE HELD ENOUGH CHILDREN IN MY HANDS. 380 00:18:30,717 --> 00:18:33,987 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. I'M AN EXPERT IN THAT STUFF. 381 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:38,024 SHE JUST FREAKS OUT AND DOES IT. 382 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,060 >> Jimmy: ALL YOU HAVE TO TELL HER IS YOU'RE FINE, RIGHT? 383 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,696 LOOK AT THAT. 384 00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:45,165 >> BUT IT'S FUN. 385 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,199 >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'RE WELL AWA 386 00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:49,069 AWARE, AND I'M SURE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING YOU ABOUT IN YOUR 387 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:54,541 PERSONAL LIFE, CAITLYN JENNER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF 388 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,009 CALIFORNIA. THEY ANNOUNCING THERE WILL BE A 389 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,945 RECALL ELECTION, AND CAITLYN JENNER WANTS TO RUN. 390 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:02,515 AND IN DOUBT INSPIRED BY THE FACT THAT YOU RAN FOR GOVERNOR 391 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:04,818 DURING A RECALL ELECTION AND YOU WON. 392 00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:07,220 DO YOU THINK CAITLYN JENNER HAS ANY CHANCE OF WINNING THIS 393 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,589 ELECTION? 394 00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:14,260 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, ANYONE HAS A CHANCE BECAUSE I THINK THAT THE 395 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,896 PEOPLE ARE DISSATISFIED WHAT'S GOING ON HERE IN CALIFORNIA. 396 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,432 AND I HOPE AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ARE JUMPING INTO THE 397 00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:22,302 RACE AND GOING FOR IT. BECAUSE REMEMBER, WHEN I WAS IN 398 00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:26,973 THE RECALL ELECTION, THERE WERE 150 CANDIDATES THERE, AND IT WAS 399 00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:29,643 A HUGE CIRCUS. IT WAS KIND OF FUN TO RUN FOR 400 00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:30,910 GOVERNOR AT THAT TIME. 401 00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:31,277 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 402 00:19:31,277 --> 00:19:33,213 >> IT WILL BE FUN THIS TIME TOO FOR EVERYBODY. 403 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,983 THE KEY THING ABOUT ALL OF THIS IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S 404 00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:40,954 CAITLYN OR IT'S ANYONE ELSE, DO YOU HAVE A CLEAR VISION WHERE 405 00:19:40,954 --> 00:19:43,123 YOU WANT TO GO? WHAT ARE THE KIND OF CHANGES YOU 406 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:45,525 WANT TO MAKE AND WHY ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO BECOME GOVERNOR? 407 00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:47,494 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THE PEOPLE. 408 00:19:47,494 --> 00:19:50,463 ALL THE OTHER STUFF IS ALL NONSENSE BECAUSE THE PRESS WILL 409 00:19:50,463 --> 00:19:54,200 ATTACK NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. THEY ATTACK ME, BUT IN THE END I 410 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:54,734 WON. 411 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,270 >> Jimmy: YOU DID WIN, AND CONVINCINGLY. 412 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:59,973 I THINK ONE THING CAITLYN KNOWS FOR SURE IS THE CHANGES THAT SHE 413 00:19:59,973 --> 00:20:01,908 WANTS TO MAKE. BECAUSE SHE MADE SOME REAL BIG 414 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:02,409 CHANGES. 415 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:08,548 >> EXACTLY. HOPEFULLY SHE WILL HAVE THOSE 416 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:11,918 KIND OF CHANGES IN MIND FOR THE WHOLE STATE, MAKE A LOT OF 417 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:14,054 CHANGES AND STRAIGHTEN OUT THE MESS WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW. 418 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:17,190 AND I THINK THERE WILL BE, LIKE I SAID, SHE WILL NOT BE THE ONLY 419 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:19,259 CANDIDATE. THERE WILL BE MANY OTHER 420 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,027 CANDIDATES. I PREDICT RIGHT NOW THERE WILL 421 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:22,395 BE ANOTHER 100 CANDIDATES. 422 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,465 >> Jimmy: 100? OH, WOW. 423 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:26,399 >> YES. 424 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,034 >> Jimmy: WOW. 100 CANDIDATES. 425 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:28,835 >> I THINK SO. 426 00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:31,571 >> Jimmy: HAS CAITLYN CALLED YOU TO ASK FOR ADVICE OR YOUR 427 00:20:31,571 --> 00:20:32,272 BLESSING OR ENDORSEMENT? 428 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:38,011 >> I DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THERE IS JUST ABOUT 429 00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:39,145 EVERYONE IN IS THINKING ABOUT RUNNING HAS CALLED ME. 430 00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:39,913 >> Jimmy: YES. 431 00:20:39,913 --> 00:20:42,082 >> I'M VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH CAITLYN. 432 00:20:42,082 --> 00:20:44,117 HAVE I THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER. 433 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,253 BUT I'M ALSO VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH GOVERNOR NEWSOM, AND I'M 434 00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:49,956 GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE CONTACTED ME 435 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:52,592 AD HAVE ASKED ME FOR ADVICE ABOUT RUNNING OR NOT RUNNING AND 436 00:20:52,592 --> 00:20:53,560 ALL THOSE KIND OF THINGS. 437 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,029 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEWSLETTER. 438 00:20:56,029 --> 00:21:01,768 BECAUSE YOU STARTED A NEWSLETTER WHICH IS ‐‐ AND I HEARD YOU'RE 439 00:21:01,768 --> 00:21:03,069 REALLY WORKING ON THIS PERSONALLY. 440 00:21:03,069 --> 00:21:04,304 IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. 441 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:08,508 WHY DID YOU START A NEWSLETTER, AND WHAT KINDS OF STUFF IS IN IT? 442 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,710 >> FIRST I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT EVERYTHING THAT WE DO, WE ALWAYS 443 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,747 GET A LOT OF HELP. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY THERE IS 444 00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:16,316 NO SUCH THING AS A SELF‐MADE MAN. I GET HELP. 445 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,784 BUT I'M VERY MUCH INVOLVED IN THIS. 446 00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:22,255 AND THIS IS REALLY KIND OF THE UNFILTERED ARNOLD. 447 00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:26,292 I'M OUT THERE GIVING PEOPLE ADVICE, TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE, 448 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:30,396 TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMALS HERE, AND TALKING ABOUT THE TRAINING, 449 00:21:30,396 --> 00:21:33,566 TALKING ABOUT BEING SUCCESSFUL. THERE IS A LOFT QUESTIONS THAT 450 00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:37,003 PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT HOW DO THEY STAY FOCUSED, FOR INSTANCE, 451 00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:39,706 DURING MY CAREER WHEN THERE WAS ALL THE OTHER STUFF GOING ON 452 00:21:39,706 --> 00:21:42,008 AROUND ME. AND I EXPLAIN TO THEM, IT'S VERY 453 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:45,512 IMPORTANT TO HAVE A VERY CLEAR VISION OF WHAT YOU WANT TO 454 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,913 ACCOMPLISH. SEE THAT VISION ALWAYS IN FRONT 455 00:21:46,913 --> 00:21:51,751 OF YOU, AND GO 100% ALL‐OUT, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS. 456 00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:56,289 BECAUSE A LOT OF THE NAYSAYERS AROUND ALL OF THIS, YOU TELL 457 00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:59,592 PEOPLE ABOUT IT, THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DO IT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 458 00:21:59,592 --> 00:22:06,366 SO I BASICALLY PROVIDE ENCOURAGE. TO PEOPLE AND KIND OF POSITIVE 459 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,101 REINFORCEMENT THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 460 00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,637 DON'T LET YOURSELF BE HELD BACK BY ANYBODY. 461 00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:13,339 JUST WORK YOUR ASS OFF. THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 462 00:22:13,339 --> 00:22:15,742 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR SON PATRICK WAS HERE ABOUT 463 00:22:15,742 --> 00:22:19,212 A MONTH AGO, AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT POT AND SMOKING POT. 464 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,816 AND HE SAID THAT YOU REALLY TALKED HIM OUT OF DOING IT. 465 00:22:22,816 --> 00:22:25,785 IT WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT HE DOES BECAUSE OF YOU. 466 00:22:25,785 --> 00:22:30,323 AND YET IN YOUR NEWSLETTER, YOU POSTED THIS PHOTOGRAPH. 467 00:22:30,323 --> 00:22:36,029 IT'S YOU AND TOMMY CHONG DURING THE EARLY CHEECH AND CHONG DAYS. 468 00:22:36,029 --> 00:22:39,999 NOW THAT WOULD INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING WAS UP. 469 00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:44,671 >> I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE BUSTING ME BIG‐TIME HERE. 470 00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:47,574 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIND THIS STUFF. 471 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,677 YOU DIG UP A PHOTOGRAPH FROM THE EARLY '70s. 472 00:22:50,677 --> 00:22:54,614 BUT ANY WAY, YEAH, TOMMY, HE AND I BECAME VERY GOOD FRIENDS. 473 00:22:54,614 --> 00:22:59,052 WE BOTH HAD BIG, BIG DREAMS WHEN WE MET ON VENICE BEACH WORKING 474 00:22:59,052 --> 00:23:01,654 OUT THERE IN THE OUTSIDE WEIGHTLIFTING PLATFORM. 475 00:23:01,654 --> 00:23:05,925 AND WE TALKED ABOUT HOW WE WANTED TO BECOME STARS, AND HE 476 00:23:05,925 --> 00:23:08,061 WANTED TO BE IN COMEDY AND WAS DREAMING ABOUT THAT. 477 00:23:08,061 --> 00:23:11,731 I WAS DREAMING OF BEING THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST BODYBUILDER 478 00:23:11,731 --> 00:23:15,101 AND THEN GETTING INTO MOVING AND BEING A LEADING MAN AND ALL OF 479 00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:17,337 THIS STADIUM. WE HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME. 480 00:23:17,337 --> 00:23:19,439 HE OF COURSE WAS STONED A LOFT TIMES. 481 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:19,839 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 482 00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:22,775 >> WE WENT OVER TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE MANY TIMES TO SMOKE POT IN 483 00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:29,782 THOSE DAYS. AND HE ACTUALLY TOLD ME DO NOT 484 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:33,186 SMOKE A WHOLE JOINT, JUST HAVE A FEW JOINTS AND TRY TO WORK OUT 485 00:23:33,186 --> 00:23:35,922 THAT WAY. SO I STARTED WORKING OUT WITH A 486 00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:40,093 FEW HITS BEFORE WE WENT TO THE GYM AND WORKED OUT THIS WAY, AND 487 00:23:40,093 --> 00:23:41,761 IT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC. 488 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:48,635 [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:52,205 1975, I COMPETED IN THE MR. OLYMPIA CONTEST FOR THE SIXTH 490 00:23:52,205 --> 00:23:55,642 TIME AND I WON IT THE SIXTH TIME. AFTER THAT I WANTED TO GET 491 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,244 REALLY SERIOUS IN BUSINESS. I WANTED TO FINISH MY BUSINESS 492 00:23:58,244 --> 00:24:02,181 DEGREE IN COLLEGE AND GET INTO ACTING AND SHOW BUSINESS AND ALL 493 00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:03,917 THAT. AND I THEN STOPPED SMOKING FROM 494 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,753 ONE DAY TO THE NEXT AND DIDN'T SMOKE A JOINT EVER SINCE. 495 00:24:06,753 --> 00:24:09,422 >> Jimmy: AND TOMMY KIND OF DID THE OPPOSITE, REALLY, AND IT 496 00:24:09,422 --> 00:24:10,356 WORKED OUT FOR HIM TOO. 497 00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:15,595 >> EXACTLY. YEAH, BUT I REMEMBER WHEN ‐‐ I 498 00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:18,765 REMEMBER WHEN MY SON TALKED TO ME THAT HE STARTED SMOKING WEED. 499 00:24:18,765 --> 00:24:22,468 I SAID DON'T DO IT. 500 00:24:22,468 --> 00:24:25,305 >> Jimmy: SIMPLE AS THAT. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S NEW SHOW 501 00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:28,308 IS CALLED "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN." 502 00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:31,411 IT'S ON KARTOON CHANNEL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 503 00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:32,045 GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER. 504 00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:32,745 ♪ 505 00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:41,372 >>> ISN'T IN YET. SO LET'S ‐‐ 506 00:24:41,372 --> 00:24:41,705 [ SIREN ] 507 00:24:41,705 --> 00:24:47,078 >> PRINCIPAL ON APPROACH. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 508 00:24:47,078 --> 00:24:52,383 PRINCIPAL SHOUTSALOT, ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE THE DOOR BURST 509 00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:54,085 OPEN AND TO SEE YOUR SMILING FACE. 510 00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:55,487 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 511 00:24:55,487 --> 00:24:58,656 >> WE'RE LEARNING THE CLASSIC AUSTRIAN FOLK DANCE CREATED IN 512 00:24:58,656 --> 00:25:01,025 THE LATE 18th CENTURY. WOULD YOU LIKE THE JOIN US? 513 00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:04,262 IT'S SO MUCH FUN. 514 00:25:04,262 --> 00:25:08,867 >> Jimmy: THAT IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS SUPERHERO 515 00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:10,668 TURNED TEACHER IN "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN" WHICH IS 516 00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:14,172 ON KARTOON CHANNEL. DID YOU WORK WITH STAN LEE ON 517 00:25:14,172 --> 00:25:15,006 THIS CARTOON? 518 00:25:15,006 --> 00:25:16,975 >> YES, YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE 519 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:20,578 INTERESTING THING ABOUT IT IS STAN AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT, WE 520 00:25:20,578 --> 00:25:23,281 WERE TALKING ABOUT CREATING SOME KIND OF A SUPERHERO CHARACTER 521 00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:24,816 FOR ME AND DOING AN ANIMATED SHOW. 522 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:28,820 AND THEN HE SAID TO ME, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WISH? 523 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:34,526 AND I SAID TO DO A SEQUEL TO "KINDERGARTEN COP." 524 00:25:34,526 --> 00:25:38,396 HE SAID THE SEQUEL TO "KINDERGARTEN COP", WOW. 525 00:25:38,396 --> 00:25:41,199 AND THEN HE LOOKED UP IN THE AIR AND WAITED FOR A SECOND AND SAID 526 00:25:41,199 --> 00:25:46,905 I HAVE AN IDEA. WHAT IS THAT? HE SAYS WE SHOULD CALL IT "SUPER 527 00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:52,477 HERO KINDERGARTEN." AND YOU WILL BE A RETIRED HERO, 528 00:25:52,477 --> 00:25:56,481 SOME SUPERHERO. AND YOU WILL BE TEACHING 529 00:25:56,481 --> 00:26:01,386 KINDERGARTEN KIDS THAT ALL HAVE SUPER POWERS, HOW TO BECOME GOOD 530 00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:08,193 HEROS IN THE FUTURE, THE FUTURE BATMANS AND THE FUTURE SUPERMAN 531 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:09,060 AND THOSE CHARACTERS. 532 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:09,427 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 533 00:26:09,427 --> 00:26:11,963 >> HE HAD THIS IDEA. WOW, THIS IS FANTASTIC. 534 00:26:11,963 --> 00:26:17,035 WE CAN ANIMATE IT FOR LITTLE KIDS. THIS IS THE IDEA. 535 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,403 AND THEN HE STARTED WRITING IT UP. 536 00:26:18,403 --> 00:26:22,574 AND I SAW THAT THE CONCEPT AND JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. 537 00:26:22,574 --> 00:26:26,644 LET'S DO IT. SADLY, STAN LEE PASSED AWAY 538 00:26:26,644 --> 00:26:29,013 SINCE THEN SO HE COULD NEVER SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT. 539 00:26:29,013 --> 00:26:31,849 BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS HE IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS. 540 00:26:31,849 --> 00:26:32,450 >> Jimmy: HE IS. 541 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:35,486 >> HE CREATED WITHIN SECONDS, RIGHT THERE SITTING THERE IN MY 542 00:26:35,486 --> 00:26:38,122 OFFICE ON MY COUCH. AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS 543 00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:38,455 IDEA. 544 00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:41,059 >> Jimmy: WHAT A PAIRING. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME 545 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,294 YOU'VE DONE VOICEOVER WORK FOR ANIMATION. 546 00:26:43,294 --> 00:26:45,697 IN FACT, GOING WAY BACK, I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP HERE FROM MANY 547 00:26:45,697 --> 00:26:46,631 YEARS BACK. 548 00:26:46,631 --> 00:26:49,500 ♪ 549 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,770 >> I THOUGHT I SAW A PUDDY TAT. 550 00:26:52,770 --> 00:26:53,605 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 551 00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:57,008 >> I DID, I DID SEE A PUDDY TAT. 552 00:26:57,008 --> 00:27:00,345 >> Jimmy: IT'S TWEETIE BIRD WHEN HE WAS HITTING THE GYM. 553 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:04,582 AND I THINK ‐‐ WELL, EVERYONE REMEMBERS THIS. 554 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:04,947 ♪ 555 00:27:04,947 --> 00:27:08,753 >> EAT MY SHORTS. 556 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,655 >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD THAT AS A THREAT BEFORE. 557 00:27:10,655 --> 00:27:13,324 YOU WERE THE ORIGINAL BART SIMPSON. 558 00:27:13,324 --> 00:27:17,462 AND SOME OF THE GREAT DISNEY MOVIES TOO. 559 00:27:17,462 --> 00:27:24,002 >> I'VE GOT GIZMOS A PLENTY. I'VE GOT WHO'S IT'S AND WHAT'S 560 00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:29,540 IT'S GALORE. YOU WANT THING A MA BOPS, I GOT 561 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:29,905 20. 562 00:27:29,905 --> 00:27:33,544 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT 20 THING BOBS. IT'S CRAZY. 563 00:27:33,544 --> 00:27:35,847 WE HAVE A LITTLE MORE OF THAT, I THINK 564 00:27:35,847 --> 00:27:38,182 ♪ LOOK AT THIS STUFF, ISN'T IT 565 00:27:38,182 --> 00:27:41,586 NEAT, WOULDN'T YOU THINK MY COLLECTION COMPLETE ♪ 566 00:27:41,586 --> 00:27:43,288 ♪ WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE 567 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:47,959 GIRL, THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING ♪ 568 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:53,097 >> Jimmy: AH, THE LITTLE MERMANATOR, I LIKE IT. 569 00:27:53,097 --> 00:27:57,335 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, THANKS. IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE 570 00:27:57,335 --> 00:28:01,339 YOU ON. I APPRECIATE YOU. I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING WELL 571 00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:05,710 HEALTH WISE. WATCH SUPERHERE KINDERGARTNER ON 572 00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:08,713 CARTOON NETWORK ON FRIDAYS. WE'LL BE BACK WITH KYLA‐DREW. 573 00:28:08,713 --> 00:28:11,234 >> THANKS, JIMMY. 574 00:28:11,234 --> 00:28:15,572 ♪ 575 00:28:15,572 --> 00:28:18,442 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS IS ON THE WAY. 576 00:28:18,442 --> 00:28:21,292 OUR NEXT GUEST STARTED ACTING AT AGE 8, GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT 577 00:28:21,292 --> 00:28:25,196 15 AND NOW IS A STUDENT AT USC AND STARS ON A SHOW WITH JAMIE 578 00:28:25,196 --> 00:28:26,931 FOXX. "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS 579 00:28:26,931 --> 00:28:29,000 ON NETFLIX NOW. PLEASE WELCOME KYLA‐DREW! 580 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:38,076 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 581 00:28:38,076 --> 00:28:45,650 WELCOME, WELCOME. WE'RE FAR AWAY. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR 582 00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:46,150 COMING. 583 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,151 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 584 00:28:47,151 --> 00:28:49,520 >> Jimmy: KYLA‐DREW IS YOUR FIRST NAME, RIGHT? 585 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,855 >> YES, MY FIRST NAME. 586 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,623 >> Jimmy: IS IT YOUR FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME? 587 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,693 >> NO, JUST MY FIRST NAME. MY MOM, WHEN SHE WAS COMING UP 588 00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:59,964 WITH MY NAME, SHE WANTED ME TO HAVE BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL NAME 589 00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:03,901 SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL IF I WAS BY OR A GIRL. 590 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:05,236 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 591 00:29:05,236 --> 00:29:08,873 >> SO I CAN GO BY KYLA, DREW, KD, WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 592 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:12,376 >> Jimmy: AND YOU DROPPED YOUR LAST NAME, WHICH IS A LONG MOVE. 593 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:18,683 IT'S LIKE A MADONNA. 594 00:29:18,683 --> 00:29:19,717 >> BEYONCE. 595 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:22,620 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO FABIO IS? 596 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,021 >> FABIO? NO. 597 00:29:24,021 --> 00:29:25,056 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 598 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:26,757 >> I'M AN '04 BABY. 599 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:29,327 >> Jimmy: YOU GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT 15 AND YOU'RE A JUNIOR 600 00:29:29,327 --> 00:29:29,861 IN COLLEGE? 601 00:29:29,861 --> 00:29:34,765 >> YES, I'M A JUNIOR AT USC. GO TROJANS! 602 00:29:34,765 --> 00:29:36,501 >> Jimmy: THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 603 00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:39,403 HOW DID YOU GET ‐‐ AND YOU JUST TURNED 17, RIGHT? 604 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:40,671 >> YES, A WEEK AGO. 605 00:29:40,671 --> 00:29:43,274 >> Jimmy: A WEEK AGO? HOW IN A YEAR AND A HALF'S TIME 606 00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:45,810 DID YOU COMPLETE THREE YEARS OF COLLEGE? 607 00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:51,949 >> WELL, MY MAMA DON'T PLAY. INSTEAD OF TAKING AWAY MY iPAD, 608 00:29:51,949 --> 00:29:56,187 SHE WOULD ADD ANOTHER CLASS. SHE OH, YOU'RE GOING TRIP? 609 00:29:56,187 --> 00:29:57,555 OKAY, TAKE THIS GEOMETRY CLASS. 610 00:29:57,555 --> 00:29:59,190 >> Jimmy: WHILE YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS ACTING STUFF? 611 00:29:59,190 --> 00:29:59,991 >> YES. 612 00:29:59,991 --> 00:30:02,693 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY. YOU MUST BE A GENIUS, I GUESS, I 613 00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:03,027 WOULD ASSUME. 614 00:30:03,027 --> 00:30:04,929 >> I MEAN. 615 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:08,032 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR? ARE YOU STUDYING ACTING OR WHAT 616 00:30:08,032 --> 00:30:09,066 ARE YOU STUDYING? 617 00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:13,104 >> I'M A BUSINESS MAJOR. I WAS DOING AEROSPACE 618 00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:15,506 ENGINEERING. BUT I TOOK THIS CALCULUS CLASS 619 00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:18,276 AND I WAS HUH‐UH, I CAN'T DO IT. I'M DONE. 620 00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:20,077 SO I STUCK WITH THE BUSINESS. 621 00:30:20,077 --> 00:30:23,347 >> Jimmy: WHY WAS AEROSPACE ENGINEERING THE THING YOU GOT 622 00:30:23,347 --> 00:30:24,649 INTO START WITH? 623 00:30:24,649 --> 00:30:27,818 >> IF WE'RE BEING COMPLETELY HONEST, I WATCHED THE MOVIE 624 00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:30,755 "HIDDEN FIGURES" AND I WAS OH, I WANT TO DO THAT. 625 00:30:30,755 --> 00:30:32,690 >> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW. THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. 626 00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:35,927 AND SO THEN YOU SWITCHED TO BUSINESS. BUSINESS IS EASIER? 627 00:30:35,927 --> 00:30:39,564 >> OH, TONS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT MUCH 628 00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:40,198 CALCULUS CLASSES. 629 00:30:40,198 --> 00:30:41,966 >> CALCULUS WAS THE DEAL BREAKER FOR YOU? 630 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:45,236 >> YEAH, I WAS LIKE ‐‐ LETTERS AND NUMBERS DON'T MATCH. 631 00:30:45,236 --> 00:30:49,006 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. SO THIS MORNING YOU POSTED 632 00:30:49,006 --> 00:30:51,943 SOMETHING ON INSTAGRAM THAT I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING. 633 00:30:51,943 --> 00:30:54,946 THIS IS YOUR DAILY ‐‐ LIKE YOUR ALARM FOR A PRESENTATION YOU HAD 634 00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:57,348 AT 8:00 A. M. BY THE WAY, I LIKED THAT YOU HAD 635 00:30:57,348 --> 00:31:01,219 AN ALARM AT 8:00 A. M. FOR ANAL A.M. PRESENTATION. 636 00:31:01,219 --> 00:31:04,855 WHY 7:48 ‐‐ AND YOU'RE ABLE THE GET UP 12 MINUTES BEFORE A 637 00:31:04,855 --> 00:31:05,823 PRESENTATION AND DO IT? 638 00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,858 >> OH, YES. I HAVE IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE. 639 00:31:07,858 --> 00:31:11,862 IF I HAVE 12 MINUTES, I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH, WASH MY FACE, 640 00:31:11,862 --> 00:31:13,464 TAKE MY DOG OUT. I CAN DO EVERYTHING. 641 00:31:13,464 --> 00:31:16,133 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WOULD IMAGINE IF YOU'VE COMPLETED THREE YEARS 642 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:19,437 OF COLLEGE IN TWO YEARS, THAT THAT'S TRUE. 643 00:31:19,437 --> 00:31:20,404 >> TIME MANAGEMENT. 644 00:31:20,404 --> 00:31:22,406 >> Jimmy: SO WHAT WAS THE PRESENTATION ON? 645 00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:26,510 >> IT WAS ‐‐ OKAY, SO THERE IS THIS PLAY CALLED "THE DUTCHMAN." 646 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:29,947 AND IT WAS IN MY AFRICAN AMERICAN THEATER AND DANCE AND 647 00:31:29,947 --> 00:31:32,917 PERFORMANCE CLASS. IT WAS A 20‐MINUTE PRESENTATION 648 00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:36,320 ON IT. I THINK IT WENT WELL. MY PROFESSOR, SHE WAS SMILING AT 649 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,755 ME. HOPEFULLY SHE LIKED IT. 650 00:31:37,755 --> 00:31:40,324 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU HAD A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 651 00:31:40,324 --> 00:31:42,593 THIS MORNING, AND NOW YOU'RE HERE AT THE END OF THE DAY. 652 00:31:42,593 --> 00:31:44,629 >> YEAH. 653 00:31:44,629 --> 00:31:46,130 >> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY KIND OF CRAZY. 654 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:47,832 >> IT IS, IT IS. 655 00:31:47,832 --> 00:31:49,700 >> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH? 656 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,169 WILL YOU BE RETIRED WHEN YOU'RE 24? 657 00:31:52,169 --> 00:31:55,406 >> OH, NO, OH, NO. HONESTLY, AM I DOING ENOUGH. 658 00:31:55,406 --> 00:31:57,441 >> Jimmy: DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE WHEN YOU WERE 6? 659 00:31:57,441 --> 00:32:00,511 >> I WISH. I MEAN, GO KARTS, IF IT COUNTS. 660 00:32:00,511 --> 00:32:03,214 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PART OF THE WAY THERE. 661 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:05,583 HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE? 662 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:06,651 THE REGULAR AGE EVERYBODY IS? 663 00:32:06,651 --> 00:32:08,686 >> YES, I STARTED DRIVING WHEN I WAS 15. 664 00:32:08,686 --> 00:32:09,086 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 665 00:32:09,086 --> 00:32:13,224 >> AND I GOT MY LICENSE LAST AUGUST. I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD 666 00:32:13,224 --> 00:32:17,194 DRIVER, YOU KNOW. BUT SOME PEOPLE HERE, YOU KNOW. 667 00:32:17,194 --> 00:32:19,864 I'VE ONLY FLIPPED OFF TWICE. I THINK THAT'S PRETTY GOD FOR 668 00:32:19,864 --> 00:32:20,229 L.A. 669 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,966 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD IN L.A., REALLY. YEAH. 670 00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:26,771 IT'S VERY SOLID FOR L. A. IT IS FUNNY. 671 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:28,939 NOW THAT YOUR SHOW HAS BEEN ON FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW. 672 00:32:28,939 --> 00:32:30,741 >> YES, IT CAME OUT APRIL 14th. 673 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:33,377 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO FIND I THINK FROM TIME TO TIME THAT 674 00:32:33,377 --> 00:32:35,780 WHEN SOMEBODY FLIPS YOU OFF, THEY THEN RECOGNIZE YOU. 675 00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,415 AND THAT'S AN AWKWARD MOMENT. 676 00:32:37,415 --> 00:32:39,317 >> YEAH. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO 677 00:32:39,317 --> 00:32:42,987 BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I SEE MYSELF ON BILLBOARDS NOW. 678 00:32:42,987 --> 00:32:46,557 AND I'M OH SHOOT, I GOT TO ACT LIKE I GOT SOME SENSE BEHIND THE 679 00:32:46,557 --> 00:32:46,890 WHEELS. 680 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:47,391 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO. 681 00:32:47,391 --> 00:32:49,860 >> I CAN'T JUST BE DOING THINGS OUT OF POCKET. 682 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,064 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T. JAMIE FOXX WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT. 683 00:32:53,064 --> 00:32:56,734 HE DOESN'T TOLERATE ANY NONSENSE AT ALL. 684 00:32:56,734 --> 00:33:00,504 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT! 685 00:33:00,504 --> 00:33:04,508 >> Jimmy: SO CORIN, YOUR CHARACTER IS BASED ON JAMIE 686 00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:07,645 FOXX'S DAUGHTER KORYN WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THE SHOW. 687 00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:13,851 AND YOU PLAY A TV VERSION OF HER. SHE HAS SPOKEN QUITE WELL ABOUT 688 00:33:13,851 --> 00:33:17,588 HOW MUCH JAMIE EMBARRASSES HER. DOES HE EMBARRASS YOU AS WELL? 689 00:33:17,588 --> 00:33:20,591 OR IS IT JUST A FATHER/DAUGHTER THING? 690 00:33:20,591 --> 00:33:21,826 >> OH, YES, YES. 691 00:33:21,826 --> 00:33:22,960 >> Jimmy: HE DOES EMBARRASS YOU? 692 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:30,368 >> YES, HE DOES. HE THINKS THAT HE'S REAL HIP 693 00:33:30,368 --> 00:33:34,338 WITH THE GEN‐Z, THE GENERATION. 694 00:33:34,338 --> 00:33:35,039 >> Jimmy: YES. 695 00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:39,210 >> AND I'M TRYING TO HELP HIM. THE WHIP AND NAE NAE IS SO FIVE 696 00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,345 YEARS AGO. LET'S KEEP THAT IN THE PAST. 697 00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:43,647 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING HE IS NOT HIP? 698 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:44,949 BECAUSE I THINK OF HIM AS HIP. 699 00:33:44,949 --> 00:33:45,683 >> OH. 700 00:33:45,683 --> 00:33:47,985 >> Jimmy: SO THAT PUTS ME WAY IN THE BACK. 701 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,489 >> OH. I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. 702 00:33:51,489 --> 00:33:53,858 >> Jimmy: SO YOU TEACH HIM ABOUT WHAT'S UP AND WHAT'S GOING ON? 703 00:33:53,858 --> 00:33:58,763 >> OH, YEAH. I INTRODUCED HIM TO LIL BABY, 704 00:33:58,763 --> 00:33:59,663 MEGAN THEE STALLION. 705 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,065 >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE. 706 00:34:01,065 --> 00:34:05,136 >> THEN YOU GOT A LEVEL UP ON HIM. 707 00:34:05,136 --> 00:34:08,038 >> Jimmy: LIL BABY IS A BABY, RIGHT? 708 00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:10,574 >> YEAH. IT'S ALL THE BABIES. 709 00:34:10,574 --> 00:34:12,109 LIL BABY, THE BABY. 710 00:34:12,109 --> 00:34:14,011 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'VE TAUGHT HIM THESE THINGS. 711 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:14,344 >> YES. 712 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,448 >> Jimmy: AND THEN HE ADOPTS THEM AND HE SEEMS AS IF HE IS ON 713 00:34:17,448 --> 00:34:19,116 THE CUTTING EDGE AS FAR AS THINGS GO. 714 00:34:19,116 --> 00:34:22,153 >> OH, YEAH. HE'S REAL HIP NOW. 715 00:34:22,153 --> 00:34:23,421 LIKE I'VE TAUGHT HIM A LOT. 716 00:34:23,421 --> 00:34:26,023 >> Jimmy: WHO HAS LEARNED MORE FROM WHOM, WOULD YOU SAY? 717 00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:30,127 >> OH, HONESTLY, I'VE LEARNED THE MOST FROM HIM PROBABLY. 718 00:34:30,127 --> 00:34:30,895 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 719 00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:34,865 >> HE IS JAMIE FOXX, YOU KNOW. YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS PROPS. 720 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:36,901 >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE THING YOU'VE LEARNED FROM HIM. 721 00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:39,603 YOU TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE NUMBER ONE THING I 722 00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:40,204 LEARNED FROM HIM. 723 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:44,942 >> HE TOLD ME I NEED TO HOLD MY OWN AND TAUGHT ME TO HOLD MY OWN 724 00:34:44,942 --> 00:34:47,711 AMONGST HIM AND DAVID, BECAUSE THEY'RE COMEDIC LEGENDS. 725 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:48,946 >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT THOUGH YOU? 726 00:34:48,946 --> 00:34:51,248 >> YEAH, HE DID. HE SAID GIRL, YOU'RE HERE 727 00:34:51,248 --> 00:34:52,883 BECAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED. YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE. 728 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,419 AND I PROCESSED THAT IN MY HEAD. AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THAT 729 00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:59,590 LESSON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. SO. 730 00:34:59,590 --> 00:34:59,923 [ APPLAUSE ] 731 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:03,427 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF COMPLIMENTING YOU WHILE ALSO 732 00:35:03,427 --> 00:35:06,330 COMPLIMENTING HIMSELF AND DAVE. 733 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,699 [ LAUGHTER ] 734 00:35:08,699 --> 00:35:11,302 YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED FROM JAMIE? 735 00:35:11,302 --> 00:35:13,270 IT'S ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 736 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:13,704 >> YEAH. 737 00:35:13,704 --> 00:35:16,407 >> Jimmy: YOU GET THINGS ARE WORK AND YOU GET LIKE OH, I 738 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:18,509 WONDER WHEN WE'RE GOING TO BE DONE. 739 00:35:18,509 --> 00:35:21,045 MEANWHILE, JAMIE, HE DOESN'T STOP EACH DURING THE COMMERCIAL 740 00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:23,247 BREAKS HERE. DURING THE COMMERCIALS, HE WILL 741 00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:25,983 GO OUT AND ENTERTAIN THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, EVEN IF THEY 742 00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:28,552 WORK HERE AND DON'T DESERVE ENTERTAINMENT. 743 00:35:28,552 --> 00:35:33,357 [ APPLAUSE ] 744 00:35:33,357 --> 00:35:34,291 >> HE'S THE BEST. 745 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:35,659 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. 746 00:35:35,659 --> 00:35:39,997 I HAVE A FEELING IF I SEE YOU IN A YEAR, YOU'LL HAVE A DOCTORATE 747 00:35:39,997 --> 00:35:43,834 OR YOU'LL BE LIKE DR. FAUCI'S BOSS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 748 00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:49,039 >> WELL, SHOOT. WE'LL SEE. YOU NEVER KNOW. DR. KYLA‐DREW. 749 00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:53,644 THAT SOUNDS NICE. SHOOT, I HAD TO SWITCH THE MAJOR. 750 00:35:53,644 --> 00:35:54,879 >> Jimmy: "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS ON NETFLIX 751 00:35:54,879 --> 00:35:56,981 NOW. KYLA‐DREW, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, KYLA. 752 00:35:56,981 --> 00:35:57,781 >> THANK YOU. 753 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,444 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE FLAMING LIPS. 754 00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:06,696 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 755 00:36:06,696 --> 00:36:12,268 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 756 00:36:12,268 --> 00:36:15,572 >> Jimmy: AND NOW WE TAKE YOU TO THE CENTER STAGE. 757 00:36:15,572 --> 00:36:17,874 THE ALBUM IS CALLED "AMERICAN HEAD." 758 00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:19,075 RETURNING TO THE VERY FIRST VENUE THEY EVER PLAYED IN WITH 759 00:36:19,075 --> 00:36:20,443 THE SONG, "WILL YOU RETURN," WITH AN ASSIST FROM 760 00:36:20,443 --> 00:36:22,812 MICAH NELSON, THE FLAMING LIPS! 761 00:36:22,812 --> 00:36:24,547 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 762 00:36:25,548 --> 00:36:29,419 ♪ 763 00:36:29,419 --> 00:36:32,121 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 764 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:35,658 WILL YOU COME DOWN WILL YOU RETURN 765 00:36:35,658 --> 00:36:45,001 WILL YOU COME DOWN ♪ 766 00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:48,671 ♪ FLOWER GUN 767 00:36:48,671 --> 00:36:58,615 NOW YOU'RE ON THE RUN 768 00:36:58,615 --> 00:37:02,252 FLOWER HEAD 769 00:37:02,252 --> 00:37:11,094 NOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD ♪ 770 00:37:11,094 --> 00:37:17,834 ♪ AND THEIR GHOSTS 771 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:25,108 FLOATING AROUND YOUR BED 772 00:37:25,108 --> 00:37:32,382 HEAR IT SAID NOW ALL YOUR ♪ 773 00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:40,823 ♪ FRIENDS ARE DEAD 774 00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:47,063 WILL YOU RETURN WILL YOU COME DOWN 775 00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:53,803 WILL YOU RETURN ♪ 776 00:37:53,803 --> 00:37:54,337 ♪ WILL YOU COME DOWN 777 00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:57,473 WILL YOU RETURN 778 00:37:57,473 --> 00:38:07,850 WILL YOU COME DOWN 779 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:11,154 ♪ SHOOTING STAR 780 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:19,529 CRASHING IN YOUR CAR 781 00:38:19,529 --> 00:38:26,769 WHAT WENT WRONG ♪ 782 00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:28,271 ♪ NOW ALL YOUR 783 00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:32,976 FRIENDS ARE GONE 784 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:38,181 AND THEY SCREAM 785 00:38:38,181 --> 00:38:47,123 SCREAMING FROM BEYOND ♪ 786 00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:55,465 ♪ HEAR THEIR SONG 787 00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:56,165 NOW ALL YOUR 788 00:38:56,165 --> 00:39:06,342 FRIENDS ARE GONE 789 00:39:06,342 --> 00:39:06,743 WILL YOU RETURN ♪ 790 00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:07,410 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 791 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,945 WILL YOU RETURN 792 00:39:08,945 --> 00:39:16,152 WILL YOU RETURN ♪ 793 00:39:16,152 --> 00:39:16,552 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 794 00:39:16,552 --> 00:39:24,227 WILL YOU RETURN WILL YOU RETURN ♪ 795 00:39:24,227 --> 00:39:28,598 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 796 00:39:28,598 --> 00:39:32,101 WILL YOU RETURN 797 00:39:32,101 --> 00:39:44,180 WILL YOU COME DOWN 798 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:57,126 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 799 00:39:57,126 --> 00:40:08,871 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 800 00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:19,682 ♪ WILL YOU RETURN 801 00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:20,015 [ APPLAUSE ] 802 00:40:20,015 --> 00:40:22,618 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY KIMMEL. 803 00:40:22,618 --> 00:40:24,220 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 804 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:27,132 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 805 00:40:30,421 --> 00:40:31,485 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, 806 00:40:31,485 --> 00:40:34,588 KYLA‐DREW, AND THE FLAMING LIPS. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 807 00:40:34,588 --> 00:40:36,690 TOMORROW NIGHT, DAVE GROHL WILL BE HERE WITH HIS DAUGHTER VIOLET 808 00:40:36,690 --> 00:40:38,726 AND SOME FAMOUS FRIENDS. BILLY PORTER WILL JOIN US TOO. 809 00:40:38,726 --> 00:40:41,862 THANKS FOR WATCHING. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 810 00:40:41,862 --> 00:40:45,362 SO GET A SNACK AND MAKE A NIGHT OF IT.