>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT ‐‐
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. KYLA‐DREW. GUILLERMO ON THE OSCARS RED
CARPET. AND MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR CLAPPING.
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HAVING A REGULAR AUDIENCE.
YOU KNOW?
I HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS GOOD. ON SATURDAY, I DON'TKNOW IF YOU
SAW THIS, IN BROOKLYN, THEY HAD A MEMORIAL FOR DMX, THE
LEGENDARY HIP‐HOP ARTIST. WE HAD HIM ON OUR SHOW A COUPLE
TIMES. AND HE ALWAYS PUT ON A GREAT
SHOW. BUT ON SATURDAY, HE TOPPED EVERYTHING WITH WHAT HAS TO BE
THE SINGLE GREATEST FUNERAL PROCESSION OF ALL TIME.
LOOK AT THIS. INSTEAD OF A HEARSE, THEY
TRANSPORTED HIS COFFIN VIA MONSTER TRUCK.
IS THAT NOT INCREDIBLE? THIS IS WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE
DONE FOR PRINCE PHILIP OVER IN ENGLAND.
I TOLD MY WIFE THAT IS HOW I WANT MY FUNERAL TO GO.
I WANT TO ROLL LIKE THE RUFF RYDERS.
EXCEPT I WANT MY TRUCK TO GO ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
START IN BROOKLYN, WHERE I WAS BORN.
MAKE A STOP IN EVERY CITY I EVER LIVED.
TAMPA, PHOENIX, TUCSON, SEATTLE, PALM SPRINGS, LAS VEGAS, AND END
UP RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD. WITH A CABO WABO BRUNCH FOR
EVERYONE. WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE? GUILLERMO, WILL YOU SEE TO IT
THAT THAT HAPPENS? THAT MY WISHES ARE CARRIED OUT?
>> Guillermo: I PROMISE YOU I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SPEAKING OF ELABORATE FUNERALS,
DID YOU WATCH THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT?
[ APPLAUSE ]
NOT MANY PEOPLE DID. THE RATINGS FOR THE OSCARS
PLUMMETED FROM 23 MILLION LAST YEAR TO LESS THAN 10 MILLION
THIS YEAR. HOW CAN SOMETHING SO WOKE PUT SO
MANY PEOPLE TO SLEEP? I DON'T KNOW.
FOR WHATEVER REASON, THE AWARDS WERE HELD AT UNION STATION IN
DOWNTOWN, WHICH IS THE CLOSEST MANY OF THESE STARS HAVE EVER
BEEN TO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. AND THEY TRIED TO MIX IT UP.
THEY REALLY DID. THIS WAS THE OSCARS THAT FINALLY
ANSWERED THE QUESTION, "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T CUT OFF
ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES?" TURNS OUT, THEY GO ON FOR A VERY
LONG TIME. AND THEN, YOU HAD ANOTHER
PROBLEM, WHICH WAS THE IDEA OF HOLDING AN AWARDS SHOW IN A
TRAIN STATION.
>> ON BEHALF OF DANA AND KEN POWERS, OUR CO‐DIRECTOR, THIS
FILM STARTED AS A LOVE LETTER TO JAZZ, BUT WE HAD NO IDEA HOW
MUCH JAZZ WOULD TEACH US ABOUT LIFE.
>> VERY TRAGIC. THAT WAS THE TEAM FROM THE MOVIE
"SOUL." THAT WON BEST ANIMATED FEATURE.
IN A WAY, THEY GOT A SOUL TRAIN AWARD, DIDN'T THEY?
THERE WERE SOME SURPRISES, NOTABLY IN THE CATEGORY OF BEST
ACTOR. EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WOULD GO
TO THE LATE CHADWICK BOSEMAN. THEY EVEN SAVED THAT CATEGORY
FOR THE END OF THE SHOW, ASSUMING IT WOULD BE A BIG
EMOTIONAL MOMENT TO WRAP IT UP, BUT INSTEAD OF CHADWICK BOSEMAN,
ANTHONY HOPKINS WON BEST ACTOR FOR PLAYING A MAN WITH DEMENTIA
IN "THE FATHER," AND HE WAS SO COMMITTED TO HIS ROLE, HE FORGOT
TO SHOW UP. AND THIS IS TRUE.
HE WAS REPORTEDLY ASLEEP WHEN HE WON, WHICH IS NOT A GREAT SIGN
FOR A NETWORK TELEVISION WHEN THEY SAY HEY, ANTHONY, YOU MIGHT
WIN TONIGHT. AND HE'S LIKE, "EH, I'LL JUST
WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE TOMORROW." IT WAS AN HISTORIC EVENING.
BEFORE LAST NIGHT, AN OSCAR HAD NEVER BEEN GIVEN TO A STILL
PHOTO OF ANTHONY HOPKINS BEFORE. THE BIG WINNER WAS "NOMADLAND."
THAT WON BEST PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, AND THE STAR OF THE
MOVIE, FRANCES McDORMAND, TOOK HOME BEST ACTRESS.
THIS WAS FRANCES McDORMAND'S THIRD OSCAR.
AND SHE'S GREAT, BUT WHENEVER
SHE GIVES A SPEECH, IT'S LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW ON SATURDAY
MORNING, AND YOU GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND YOU THINK, "I
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T OPEN THIS," BUT YOU DO, AND THEN IT'S A
COUPLE THERE TO SHARE THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JEHOVAH?
AND YOU TOLERATE IT BECAUSE THEY SEEM SINCERE, BUT YOU'RE JUST
TRYING TO END THE CONVERSATION AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO YOU
CAN GET BACK IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S HOW FRANCES McDORMAND
GIVES AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. SHE'S NOT THAT INTO IT.
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO FIND HER FIRST TWO OSCARS ROLLING
AROUND IN HER TRUNK. OR SOMETHING.
GUILLERMO WAS AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. DID YOU HAVE FUN?
>> Guillermo: I ALWAYS HAVE FUN, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN?
>> Guillermo: YES.
>> Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU SAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN, I WONDER.
DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FUN AT THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT?
THEY GAVE YOU A BAD SPOT, DIDN'T THEY?
>> Guillermo: THEY GIVE US A BAD SPOT, BUT WE MAKE IT THE BEST
TIME FOR US.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SURE, YEAH. GUILLERMO IS ON THE RED CARPET.
HE RISKED HIS VERY LIFE TO BE THERE, AND WE'LL HAVE HIS
EXCLUSIVE REPORT WITH ALL THE STARS A LITTLE LATER ON.
SPEAKING OF STARS, CAITLYN JENNER, OVER THE
WEEKEND, ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS PLANNING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF
CALIFORNIA IN THE RECALL ELECTION LATER THIS YEAR.
CAITLYN IS RUNNING AS A REPUBLICAN AND HAS PROMISED THAT
IF ELECTED, SHE WILL MAKE SURE SHE IS NEVER ALLOWED TO USE A
PUBLIC RESTROOM AGAIN. YOU KNOW THE LAST REPUBLICAN TO
WIN A RECALL ELECTION IN OUR STATE YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?
>> Guillermo: ARNOLD.
>> Jimmy: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. HE HAS NOT YET WEIGHED IN ON
CAITLYN AT ALL. BUT HE WILL BE WITH US TONIGHT,
SO I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT OUR POSSIBLE FIRST LADY
GOVERNOR. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE
GETTING VACCINATED. AS OF LAST WEEK, 140 MILLION OF
AMERICANS HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE SHOT, BUT MANY NOW ARE SKIPPING
THE SECOND SHOT. ACCORDING TO THE CDC., 8% OF
PEOPLE WHO GOT THEIR FIRST DOSE HAVE MISSED THEIR APPOINTMENT
FOR THEIR SECOND. WHICH IS CONFUSING.
THE SECOND SHOT IS THE ONE THAT GIVES YOU LASTING IMMUNITY.
IT'S LIKE BUYING FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM YOGURT AND ONLY EATING
THE YOGURT. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
YOU HAVE TO GET BOTH SHOTS. I HAVE A WILD IDEA. HEAR ME OUT.
WHAT IF WE ALL JUST DID WHAT THE
HEALTH EXPERTS TELL US TO DO TO DO? I KNOW, IT'S SO NOT CRAZY, IT
JUST MIGHT WORK. THURSDAY WILL MARK JOE BIDEN'S
100th DAY IN OFFICE, AND YET, THERE ARE SOME WHO ARE STILL
CONTESTING THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION.
IN ARIZONA, THE REPUBLICAN‐LED STATE SENATE HAS CALLED FOR AN
AUDIT OF THE RESULTS IN MARICOPA COUNTY. THAT'S PHOENIX.
IT'S THE LARGEST COUNTY IN THE STATE AND THE ONE THAT WENT FOR
JOE BIDEN. THEY'VE TAKEN POSSESSION OF THE
BALLOTS AND THE MACHINES AND EVERYTHING, AND THEY HIRED A
CONSULTING COMPANY FROM FLORIDA TO GO THROUGH IT ALL IN SECRET.
THEY HIRED A COMPANY THAT HAS NO EXPERIENCE COUNTING BALLOTS, WAS
FOUNDED BY A GUY WHO SPREAD ELECTION CONSPIRACIES BEFORE.
AND THE NAME OF THE COMPANY, FOR REAL, IS CYBER NINJAS.
THE CYBER NINJAS ARE COUNTING BALLOTS IN ARIZONA.
THIS IS THEIR WEBSITE. THEY'VE ENTRUSTED OUR DEMOCRACY
TO A COMPANY THAT HAS SWORDS ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
AND THIS IS GOOD, TOO. I GUESS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A
CYBER NINJA, BUT LOOKS MORE LIKE A GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO MASTURBATE
AT THE LIBRARY. I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE MYPILLOW
GUY ABOUT THIS ON WEDNESDAY. HE WILL BE WITH US.
BUT FIRST, BACK TO THE STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS ‐‐ AWARDS.
WE HAVE A BELOVED OSCAR TRADITION HERE AT THE SHOW.
EVERY YEAR, GUILLERMO RENTS A GOLDEN TUXEDO AND HITS THE RED
CARPET TO CHAT WITH THE STARSES A THEY MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE
THEATER. USUALLY HE WILL OFFER A PRESHOW
SHOT OF TEQUILA TO THE NOMINEES, BUT THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THE
PANDEMIC, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
THIS IS HOW FAR GUILLERMO WAS STATIONED AWAY FROM THE ACTION.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS FARTHER AWAY WAS ANTHONY HOPKINS.
BUT DISTANCE AND DISEASE ARE HARDLY ENOUGH TO STOP OUR HERO.
AND SO, HERE WE GO ONCE AGAIN, IT'S GUILLERMO'S NIGHT TO SHINE
FROM A SAFE DISTANCE ON THE RED CARPET, OR NEAR IT, AT THE
OSCARS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Guillermo: WITH THE LAST, ALL THE WAY TO THE END.
LOOK, THERE IS A GREEN WALL RIGHT THERE. LOOK.
WE LITERALLY ARE AT THE END OF THE WORLD.
WE'RE GOING MAKE IT WORK. WE'RE GOING MAKE IT HAPPEN.
IT'S A "MINORI" PARTY.
>> A "MINORI" PARTY!
>> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE YOU BOTH IN MY OSCAR PO
POLL.
>> DID YOU VOTE FOR US?
>> Guillermo: I VOTE FOR YOU. YOU CAN TAKE MY VENMO.
>> WHAT'S YOUR VENMO?
>> Guillermo: GUILLERMO LOVES MONEY.
>> GUILLERMO LOVES MONEY.
>> Guillermo: A GROUP HUG.
>> I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH.
>> Guillermo: THANK YOU, GUYS. LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOU IN "SOUND OF METAL." DIN OR DAWN?
>> I REALLY LIKE THE SOUND OF FARTING, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH.
>> Guillermo: WOW YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! ME TOO?
>> THIS IS THE BUTT HOLE RIGHT HERE, AND THEN YOU GO ‐‐ THERE
YOU GO.
>> Guillermo: LIKE THAT?
>> GOOD ONE.
>> Guillermo: I JUST LEARNED THOU DO THAT, A FART.
RIGHT THERE!
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN!
>> Guillermo: JOB. I HOPE YOU WIN.
[ FARTING SOUND ]
>> THANKS, GUILLERMO.
>> Guillermo: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NOMINATION.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Guillermo: ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED?
>> HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE?
>> Guillermo: I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOVIE, BUT EVERYBODY IS
TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, THAT IT'S REAL GOOD.
>> YOU SHOULD WATCH IT FIRST.
>> Guillermo: CAN I GET YOUR NETFLIX PASSWORD SO YOU CAN
WATCH THE MONEY?
>> YOU CAN RENT OUT HERE, I THINK.
>> Guillermo: TELL HER I LEARN A NEW SIGN FOR HER.
>> WHAT?
>> Guillermo: IT'S A SIGN OF FART. SO YOU GO LIKE THIS AND ‐‐
>> NOT ME. I'M NOT FARTING.
>> Guillermo: NO, THE GUY FROM "SOUND OF METAL" WAS FARTING.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL?
>> YES, I DO.
>> Guillermo: CAN YOU SHOW IT TO US? WOW! THAT'S AWESOME!
NOW MY TURN. ALL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW HOW.
>> GOOD JOB, GOOD TRY.
>> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IS IT HARD TO BE SO SMOOTH IN LIFE?
>> IT'S HARD TO BE SO SMOOTH? ARE YOU SAYING I'M SMOOTH,
GUILLERMO? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
YOU SAID I'M SMOOTH. IS IT HARD? IF YOU THINK I'M SMOOTH, I FEEL
LIKE I'M JUST BEING MYSELF. SO IT'S NOT HARD IF YOU THINK
I'M SMOOTH. I'M JUST CHILLING.
>> Guillermo: IT'S NOT HARD FOR ME EITHER.
>> I CAN TELL, BRO. I CAN TELL. LOOK AT THAT.
>> Guillermo: THANK YOU.
>> I'M FLEXING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Guillermo: IF YOU WIN, DON'T FORGET, YOU TO SAY THANK OU TO
GUILLERMO.
>> I'LL REMEMBER THAT. I'LL REMEMBER THE SWEETEST GUY
ON THE CARPET.
>> Guillermo: IF YOU DON'T, IT'S GOING TO BE SEVEN YEARS OF BAD
LUCK.
>> WHO SAYS THAT?
MY ABUELITA, MY GRANDMA SAYS THAT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO MESS AROUND WITH GRANDMA.
>> Guillermo: YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCO.
>> I LOOK LIKE A DISCO?
>> Guillermo: YOU KNOW THOUGH GUYS.
>> I LOOK LIKE A DISCO? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
>> Guillermo: I LOOK LIKE A DISCO BALL.
>> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. WE GOT THE MEMO.
>> Guillermo: WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN TONIGHT,
GODZILLA OR KING KONG?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH ONE YOU LIKE? PFIZER OR MODERNA?
>> UM, I DON'T KNOW. WHOEVER IS AVAILABLE.
>> Guillermo: OR TEQUILA?
>> LET'S START WITH THE TEQUILA AND THEN GO TO SOUR DOUGH.
>> Guillermo: TEQUILA WORKS BETTER, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Guillermo: ARE YOU EVER GOING TO DO "ONE NIGHT IN MEXICO"?
>> THAT MIGHT BE FUN.
>> Guillermo: OH MY GOD.
>> ONE NIGHT IN MEXICO STARRING GUILLERMO?
>> Guillermo: YOU THE DIRECTOR. I'M HERE FOR YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Guillermo: THEY ALREADY MADE CINCO, THE HANGOVER.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M OSCAR'S SISTER, AND YOU'RE LIKE HIS
COUSIN.
>> Guillermo: YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S RIGHT.
IS IT HARD TO BE AN ACTRESS?
>> YES, IT'S HARD [ BLEEP ]. YEAH.
I'M FOR SURE GOING TO GO BACK TO MUSIC, DEFINITELY.
>> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
>> WERE YOU JUST DRINKING HAND SANITIZER?
>> Guillermo: YES, I WAS. HOW YOU DOING?
>> YOU WERE DRINKING HAND SANITIZER.
I JUST SNUCK UP ON YOU.
>> Guillermo: YES.
>> IT KEEPS YOUR BREATH FRESH.
>> Guillermo: YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
>> I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF THE DISTANCE.
>> Guillermo: LISTEN, IF YOU WIN, ARE YOU GOING TO REMEMBER
ME? ARE YOU GOING TO SAY I WANT TO
THANKS GUILLERMO FROM "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"?
>> DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO SAY THAT.
>> Guillermo: IS THAT DR. FAUCI RIGHT THERE? DR. FAUCI!
I HAVE ONE QUESTION.
>> DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT MEXICAN TEA THAT YOU GAVE ME THE
LAST TIME, OR LEMONADE.
>> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DON'T LET ME BRING IT THIS
TIME BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS.
>> YEAH, WELL.
>> I WAS A LITTLE BIT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
>> Guillermo: INSTEAD, I'VE BEEN DRINKING THIS INVISIBLE TEQUILA.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, YOU WANT SOME? IT'S REAL GOOD.
ANEJO OR BLANCO?
>> BLANCO.
>> Guillermo: LET'S DO IT.
>> OH.
>> IT'S A FAMILY.
>> Guillermo: FAMILY? ONE, TWO, THREE! SALUD!
>> SALUD!
>> OKAY. YEAH? LIME, LIME, LIME!
♪
>> YOU GOT THE CHEAP STUFF. THANKS, JIMMY!
>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KEEP FINISHING.
KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING.
>> Guillermo: HEY, GOOD LUCK! THAT WAS SMOOTH, RIGHT?
>> NAH, MAN, I THINK THAT WAS HAND SANITIZER. THANK YOU.
>> Guillermo: THAT'S IT FROM THE RED CARPET.
I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB. I WAS SEXY. I WAS SOBER.
I DIDN'T GET NOBODY SICK. THAT'S A WIN IN MY BOOK.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GUILLERMO. TOUGH GIG THIS YEAR, BUT YOU DID
IT AGAIN. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW SHOW, "DAD, STOP
EMBARRASSING ME," KYLA‐DREW IS HERE.
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELL, HELLO. WELCOME BACK TONIGHT.
FROM THE NEW NETFLIX SERIES "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME,"
KYLA‐DREW IS HERE. THEN LATER, A GREAT AND FUN BAND
FROM OKLAHOMA CITY, THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "AMERICAN HEAD," MUSIC
FROM THE FLAMING LIPS.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH MAYA RUDOLPH,
JUSTIN THEROUX, MALCOLM GLADWELL, BILLY PORTER,
WITH MUSIC FROM TOM JONES, KINGS OF LEON, PLUS DAVE GROHL AND HIS
DAUGHTER VIOLET. AND MAKE SURE TO JOIN US
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHEN MYPILLOW CEO MIKE LINDELL WILL DESCEND
FROM ATOP BANANA MOUNTAIN TO JOIN US HERE IN STUDIO IN
CALIFORNIA. PLEASE DO. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS OUR
FORMER GOVERNOR AND TERMINATOR, WHO HAS DONE IT ALL AND THEN
SOME. HIS NEW PROJECT IS HIS FIRST‐EVER ANIMATED CHILDREN'S
SHOW. "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN" IS AVAILABLE ON
KARTOON CHANNEL NOW. PLEASE WELCOME
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, GOVERNOR. HOW YOU?
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY. I'M DOING GREAT.
I TELL YOU ONE THING, THAT I WAS ASKED SEVERAL TIMES DID I WATCH
THE OSCARS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I TOLD PEOPLE I WATCHED MAYBE ONE‐THIRD OF IT.
SO I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU WHO WON. DID I WIN YESTERDAY?
>> Jimmy: YOU DID WIN. YOU WON BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
WEIRDLY YOU WON.
>> VERY NICE, VERY NICE. I TELL YOU THE REASON I ONLY
WATCHED ONE‐THIRD IS BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M TELLING YOU THAT WITHOUT YOU HOSTING IT, YOU REALLY BROUGHT
IT SO ALIVE. AND SO I GOT ADDICTED WATCHING
YOU HOST THE OSCARS.
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU.
>> I BASICALLY JUST TURNED IT OFF AND JUST COULDN'T WATCH IT
ANYMORE, BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH TALENT THERE ON THE STAGE,
BUT IT WAS SO BORING. HOW CAN THEY MAKE THIS WITH ALL
THIS TALENT SO BORING? I THINK THE NEXT TIME THEY
SHOULD TAKE TO IT MUSCLE BEACH AND HAVE THE OSCARS ON MUSCLE
BEACH. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO SEE
EVERYBODY OILED UP AND IN LITTLE BIKINI THONG TYPE THINGS.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU FEELING? SINCE I SAW YOU LAST, YOU HAD A
SURGERY ON YOUR HEART.
>> YES. THIS WAS MY FOURTH HEART
SURGERY, AND IT WENT FANTASTIC. SO I FEEL GREAT
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S FANTASTIC. SO I'M VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GRANDFATHER NOW.
SO YOU NEED TO STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE.
THIS IS YOUR FIRST GRANDCHILD, YOUR DAUGHTER KATHERINE AND STAR
LORD HAVE GIVEN YOU A GRANDCHILD. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
>> FANTASTIC. THE ONLY THING IT IS MAKES ME
FEEL OLD TO THINK ABOUT NOW I HAVE A GRANDCHILD.
BUT IT'S REALLY GREAT HAVING A GRANDCHILD.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BABY.
BABY LILA, AND I'M VERY CROWD OF KATHERINE AND CHRIS.
THEY'RE DOING REALLY GREAT TOGETHER AS PARENTS.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU AS A
GRANDFATHER, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW GREAT IT WOULD BE IF
MY GRANDPARENTS HAD FARM ANIMALS ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE
YOU HAVE WITH THE MINI DONKEY AND THE HORSE AND ALL THAT STUFF.
YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS WHAT, 8 MONTHS OLD?
SHE IS GOING TO GO CRAZY WHEN SHE REALIZES YOU'RE LIVING IN A
PETTING ZOO.
>> SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN OVER HERE SEVERAL TIMES IN THE HOUSE,
AND SHE SAT ON TOP OF LULU AND ON TOP OF WHISKEY, AND I THINK
SHE IS GOING TO BE A GREAT HORSEBACK RIDER.
>> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT? THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN.
DO YOU BABY‐SIT? DO YOU CHANGE DIAPERS?
DO YOU DO ALL OF THAT STUFF?
>> I DID ALL OF THAT WHEN I HAD KIDS.
WHEN MY KIDS WERE GROWING UP. AND IT WAS LOT OF FUN TO DO
THAT, BUT I HAVE NEVER CHANGED DIAPERS ON LILA, BECAUSE I THINK
CATHERINE IS THE EXPERT GATEKEEPER.
SHE JUST WHENEVER YOU TOUCH THE BABY, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, LIKE
THIS. I SAID CATHERINE, COME ON NOW.
I'VE HELD ENOUGH CHILDREN IN MY HANDS.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. I'M AN EXPERT IN THAT STUFF.
SHE JUST FREAKS OUT AND DOES IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL YOU HAVE TO TELL HER IS YOU'RE FINE, RIGHT?
LOOK AT THAT.
>> BUT IT'S FUN.
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'RE WELL AWA
AWARE, AND I'M SURE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING YOU ABOUT IN YOUR
PERSONAL LIFE, CAITLYN JENNER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF
CALIFORNIA. THEY ANNOUNCING THERE WILL BE A
RECALL ELECTION, AND CAITLYN JENNER WANTS TO RUN.
AND IN DOUBT INSPIRED BY THE FACT THAT YOU RAN FOR GOVERNOR
DURING A RECALL ELECTION AND YOU WON.
DO YOU THINK CAITLYN JENNER HAS ANY CHANCE OF WINNING THIS
ELECTION?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ANYONE HAS A CHANCE BECAUSE I THINK THAT THE
PEOPLE ARE DISSATISFIED WHAT'S GOING ON HERE IN CALIFORNIA.
AND I HOPE AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ARE JUMPING INTO THE
RACE AND GOING FOR IT. BECAUSE REMEMBER, WHEN I WAS IN
THE RECALL ELECTION, THERE WERE 150 CANDIDATES THERE, AND IT WAS
A HUGE CIRCUS. IT WAS KIND OF FUN TO RUN FOR
GOVERNOR AT THAT TIME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> IT WILL BE FUN THIS TIME TOO FOR EVERYBODY.
THE KEY THING ABOUT ALL OF THIS IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S
CAITLYN OR IT'S ANYONE ELSE, DO YOU HAVE A CLEAR VISION WHERE
YOU WANT TO GO? WHAT ARE THE KIND OF CHANGES YOU
WANT TO MAKE AND WHY ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO BECOME GOVERNOR?
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THE PEOPLE.
ALL THE OTHER STUFF IS ALL NONSENSE BECAUSE THE PRESS WILL
ATTACK NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. THEY ATTACK ME, BUT IN THE END I
WON.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID WIN, AND CONVINCINGLY.
I THINK ONE THING CAITLYN KNOWS FOR SURE IS THE CHANGES THAT SHE
WANTS TO MAKE. BECAUSE SHE MADE SOME REAL BIG
CHANGES.
>> EXACTLY. HOPEFULLY SHE WILL HAVE THOSE
KIND OF CHANGES IN MIND FOR THE WHOLE STATE, MAKE A LOT OF
CHANGES AND STRAIGHTEN OUT THE MESS WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW.
AND I THINK THERE WILL BE, LIKE I SAID, SHE WILL NOT BE THE ONLY
CANDIDATE. THERE WILL BE MANY OTHER
CANDIDATES. I PREDICT RIGHT NOW THERE WILL
BE ANOTHER 100 CANDIDATES.
>> Jimmy: 100? OH, WOW.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WOW. 100 CANDIDATES.
>> I THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: HAS CAITLYN CALLED YOU TO ASK FOR ADVICE OR YOUR
BLESSING OR ENDORSEMENT?
>> I DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THERE IS JUST ABOUT
EVERYONE IN IS THINKING ABOUT RUNNING HAS CALLED ME.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> I'M VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH CAITLYN.
HAVE I THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER.
BUT I'M ALSO VERY GOOD FRIENDS WITH GOVERNOR NEWSOM, AND I'M
GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE CONTACTED ME
AD HAVE ASKED ME FOR ADVICE ABOUT RUNNING OR NOT RUNNING AND
ALL THOSE KIND OF THINGS.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEWSLETTER.
BECAUSE YOU STARTED A NEWSLETTER WHICH IS ‐‐ AND I HEARD YOU'RE
REALLY WORKING ON THIS PERSONALLY.
IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU.
WHY DID YOU START A NEWSLETTER, AND WHAT KINDS OF STUFF IS IN IT?
>> FIRST I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT EVERYTHING THAT WE DO, WE ALWAYS
GET A LOT OF HELP. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS SAY THERE IS
NO SUCH THING AS A SELF‐MADE MAN. I GET HELP.
BUT I'M VERY MUCH INVOLVED IN THIS.
AND THIS IS REALLY KIND OF THE UNFILTERED ARNOLD.
I'M OUT THERE GIVING PEOPLE ADVICE, TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE,
TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMALS HERE, AND TALKING ABOUT THE TRAINING,
TALKING ABOUT BEING SUCCESSFUL. THERE IS A LOFT QUESTIONS THAT
PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT HOW DO THEY STAY FOCUSED, FOR INSTANCE,
DURING MY CAREER WHEN THERE WAS ALL THE OTHER STUFF GOING ON
AROUND ME. AND I EXPLAIN TO THEM, IT'S VERY
IMPORTANT TO HAVE A VERY CLEAR VISION OF WHAT YOU WANT TO
ACCOMPLISH. SEE THAT VISION ALWAYS IN FRONT
OF YOU, AND GO 100% ALL‐OUT, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
BECAUSE A LOT OF THE NAYSAYERS AROUND ALL OF THIS, YOU TELL
PEOPLE ABOUT IT, THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DO IT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
SO I BASICALLY PROVIDE ENCOURAGE. TO PEOPLE AND KIND OF POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
DON'T LET YOURSELF BE HELD BACK BY ANYBODY.
JUST WORK YOUR ASS OFF. THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR SON PATRICK WAS HERE ABOUT
A MONTH AGO, AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT POT AND SMOKING POT.
AND HE SAID THAT YOU REALLY TALKED HIM OUT OF DOING IT.
IT WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT HE DOES BECAUSE OF YOU.
AND YET IN YOUR NEWSLETTER, YOU POSTED THIS PHOTOGRAPH.
IT'S YOU AND TOMMY CHONG DURING THE EARLY CHEECH AND CHONG DAYS.
NOW THAT WOULD INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING WAS UP.
>> I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE BUSTING ME BIG‐TIME HERE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FIND THIS STUFF.
YOU DIG UP A PHOTOGRAPH FROM THE EARLY '70s.
BUT ANY WAY, YEAH, TOMMY, HE AND I BECAME VERY GOOD FRIENDS.
WE BOTH HAD BIG, BIG DREAMS WHEN WE MET ON VENICE BEACH WORKING
OUT THERE IN THE OUTSIDE WEIGHTLIFTING PLATFORM.
AND WE TALKED ABOUT HOW WE WANTED TO BECOME STARS, AND HE
WANTED TO BE IN COMEDY AND WAS DREAMING ABOUT THAT.
I WAS DREAMING OF BEING THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST BODYBUILDER
AND THEN GETTING INTO MOVING AND BEING A LEADING MAN AND ALL OF
THIS STADIUM. WE HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.
HE OF COURSE WAS STONED A LOFT TIMES.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> WE WENT OVER TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE MANY TIMES TO SMOKE POT IN
THOSE DAYS. AND HE ACTUALLY TOLD ME DO NOT
SMOKE A WHOLE JOINT, JUST HAVE A FEW JOINTS AND TRY TO WORK OUT
THAT WAY. SO I STARTED WORKING OUT WITH A
FEW HITS BEFORE WE WENT TO THE GYM AND WORKED OUT THIS WAY, AND
IT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
1975, I COMPETED IN THE MR. OLYMPIA CONTEST FOR THE SIXTH
TIME AND I WON IT THE SIXTH TIME. AFTER THAT I WANTED TO GET
REALLY SERIOUS IN BUSINESS. I WANTED TO FINISH MY BUSINESS
DEGREE IN COLLEGE AND GET INTO ACTING AND SHOW BUSINESS AND ALL
THAT. AND I THEN STOPPED SMOKING FROM
ONE DAY TO THE NEXT AND DIDN'T SMOKE A JOINT EVER SINCE.
>> Jimmy: AND TOMMY KIND OF DID THE OPPOSITE, REALLY, AND IT
WORKED OUT FOR HIM TOO.
>> EXACTLY. YEAH, BUT I REMEMBER WHEN ‐‐ I
REMEMBER WHEN MY SON TALKED TO ME THAT HE STARTED SMOKING WEED.
I SAID DON'T DO IT.
>> Jimmy: SIMPLE AS THAT. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S NEW SHOW
IS CALLED "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN."
IT'S ON KARTOON CHANNEL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER.
♪
>>> ISN'T IN YET. SO LET'S ‐‐
[ SIREN ]
>> PRINCIPAL ON APPROACH. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
PRINCIPAL SHOUTSALOT, ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE THE DOOR BURST
OPEN AND TO SEE YOUR SMILING FACE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WE'RE LEARNING THE CLASSIC AUSTRIAN FOLK DANCE CREATED IN
THE LATE 18th CENTURY. WOULD YOU LIKE THE JOIN US?
IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS SUPERHERO
TURNED TEACHER IN "STAN LEE'S SUPERHERO KINDERGARTEN" WHICH IS
ON KARTOON CHANNEL. DID YOU WORK WITH STAN LEE ON
THIS CARTOON?
>> YES, YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE
INTERESTING THING ABOUT IT IS STAN AND I WAS TALKING ABOUT, WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT CREATING SOME KIND OF A SUPERHERO CHARACTER
FOR ME AND DOING AN ANIMATED SHOW.
AND THEN HE SAID TO ME, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WISH?
AND I SAID TO DO A SEQUEL TO "KINDERGARTEN COP."
HE SAID THE SEQUEL TO "KINDERGARTEN COP", WOW.
AND THEN HE LOOKED UP IN THE AIR AND WAITED FOR A SECOND AND SAID
I HAVE AN IDEA. WHAT IS THAT? HE SAYS WE SHOULD CALL IT "SUPER
HERO KINDERGARTEN." AND YOU WILL BE A RETIRED HERO,
SOME SUPERHERO. AND YOU WILL BE TEACHING
KINDERGARTEN KIDS THAT ALL HAVE SUPER POWERS, HOW TO BECOME GOOD
HEROS IN THE FUTURE, THE FUTURE BATMANS AND THE FUTURE SUPERMAN
AND THOSE CHARACTERS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> HE HAD THIS IDEA. WOW, THIS IS FANTASTIC.
WE CAN ANIMATE IT FOR LITTLE KIDS. THIS IS THE IDEA.
AND THEN HE STARTED WRITING IT UP.
AND I SAW THAT THE CONCEPT AND JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.
LET'S DO IT. SADLY, STAN LEE PASSED AWAY
SINCE THEN SO HE COULD NEVER SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT.
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS HE IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS.
>> Jimmy: HE IS.
>> HE CREATED WITHIN SECONDS, RIGHT THERE SITTING THERE IN MY
OFFICE ON MY COUCH. AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS
IDEA.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A PAIRING. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE DONE VOICEOVER WORK FOR ANIMATION.
IN FACT, GOING WAY BACK, I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP HERE FROM MANY
YEARS BACK.
♪
>> I THOUGHT I SAW A PUDDY TAT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I DID, I DID SEE A PUDDY TAT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TWEETIE BIRD WHEN HE WAS HITTING THE GYM.
AND I THINK ‐‐ WELL, EVERYONE REMEMBERS THIS.
♪
>> EAT MY SHORTS.
>> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD THAT AS A THREAT BEFORE.
YOU WERE THE ORIGINAL BART SIMPSON.
AND SOME OF THE GREAT DISNEY MOVIES TOO.
>> I'VE GOT GIZMOS A PLENTY. I'VE GOT WHO'S IT'S AND WHAT'S
IT'S GALORE. YOU WANT THING A MA BOPS, I GOT
20.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT 20 THING BOBS. IT'S CRAZY.
WE HAVE A LITTLE MORE OF THAT, I THINK
♪ LOOK AT THIS STUFF, ISN'T IT
NEAT, WOULDN'T YOU THINK MY COLLECTION COMPLETE ♪
♪ WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE
GIRL, THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING ♪
>> Jimmy: AH, THE LITTLE MERMANATOR, I LIKE IT.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, THANKS. IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE
YOU ON. I APPRECIATE YOU. I'M GLAD YOU'RE DOING WELL
HEALTH WISE. WATCH SUPERHERE KINDERGARTNER ON
CARTOON NETWORK ON FRIDAYS. WE'LL BE BACK WITH KYLA‐DREW.
>> THANKS, JIMMY.
♪
>> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING LIPS IS ON THE WAY.
OUR NEXT GUEST STARTED ACTING AT AGE 8, GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT
15 AND NOW IS A STUDENT AT USC AND STARS ON A SHOW WITH JAMIE
FOXX. "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS
ON NETFLIX NOW. PLEASE WELCOME KYLA‐DREW!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
WELCOME, WELCOME. WE'RE FAR AWAY. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR
COMING.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: KYLA‐DREW IS YOUR FIRST NAME, RIGHT?
>> YES, MY FIRST NAME.
>> Jimmy: IS IT YOUR FIRST AND MIDDLE NAME?
>> NO, JUST MY FIRST NAME. MY MOM, WHEN SHE WAS COMING UP
WITH MY NAME, SHE WANTED ME TO HAVE BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL NAME
SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL IF I WAS BY OR A GIRL.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> SO I CAN GO BY KYLA, DREW, KD, WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU DROPPED YOUR LAST NAME, WHICH IS A LONG MOVE.
IT'S LIKE A MADONNA.
>> BEYONCE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO FABIO IS?
>> FABIO? NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
>> I'M AN '04 BABY.
>> Jimmy: YOU GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT 15 AND YOU'RE A JUNIOR
IN COLLEGE?
>> YES, I'M A JUNIOR AT USC. GO TROJANS!
>> Jimmy: THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME.
HOW DID YOU GET ‐‐ AND YOU JUST TURNED 17, RIGHT?
>> YES, A WEEK AGO.
>> Jimmy: A WEEK AGO? HOW IN A YEAR AND A HALF'S TIME
DID YOU COMPLETE THREE YEARS OF COLLEGE?
>> WELL, MY MAMA DON'T PLAY. INSTEAD OF TAKING AWAY MY iPAD,
SHE WOULD ADD ANOTHER CLASS. SHE OH, YOU'RE GOING TRIP?
OKAY, TAKE THIS GEOMETRY CLASS.
>> Jimmy: WHILE YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS ACTING STUFF?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY. YOU MUST BE A GENIUS, I GUESS, I
WOULD ASSUME.
>> I MEAN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR? ARE YOU STUDYING ACTING OR WHAT
ARE YOU STUDYING?
>> I'M A BUSINESS MAJOR. I WAS DOING AEROSPACE
ENGINEERING. BUT I TOOK THIS CALCULUS CLASS
AND I WAS HUH‐UH, I CAN'T DO IT. I'M DONE.
SO I STUCK WITH THE BUSINESS.
>> Jimmy: WHY WAS AEROSPACE ENGINEERING THE THING YOU GOT
INTO START WITH?
>> IF WE'RE BEING COMPLETELY HONEST, I WATCHED THE MOVIE
"HIDDEN FIGURES" AND I WAS OH, I WANT TO DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW. THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
AND SO THEN YOU SWITCHED TO BUSINESS. BUSINESS IS EASIER?
>> OH, TONS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT MUCH
CALCULUS CLASSES.
>> CALCULUS WAS THE DEAL BREAKER FOR YOU?
>> YEAH, I WAS LIKE ‐‐ LETTERS AND NUMBERS DON'T MATCH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. SO THIS MORNING YOU POSTED
SOMETHING ON INSTAGRAM THAT I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY ‐‐ LIKE YOUR ALARM FOR A PRESENTATION YOU HAD
AT 8:00 A. M. BY THE WAY, I LIKED THAT YOU HAD
AN ALARM AT 8:00 A. M. FOR ANAL A.M. PRESENTATION.
WHY 7:48 ‐‐ AND YOU'RE ABLE THE GET UP 12 MINUTES BEFORE A
PRESENTATION AND DO IT?
>> OH, YES. I HAVE IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE.
IF I HAVE 12 MINUTES, I CAN BRUSH MY TEETH, WASH MY FACE,
TAKE MY DOG OUT. I CAN DO EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WOULD IMAGINE IF YOU'VE COMPLETED THREE YEARS
OF COLLEGE IN TWO YEARS, THAT THAT'S TRUE.
>> TIME MANAGEMENT.
>> Jimmy: SO WHAT WAS THE PRESENTATION ON?
>> IT WAS ‐‐ OKAY, SO THERE IS THIS PLAY CALLED "THE DUTCHMAN."
AND IT WAS IN MY AFRICAN AMERICAN THEATER AND DANCE AND
PERFORMANCE CLASS. IT WAS A 20‐MINUTE PRESENTATION
ON IT. I THINK IT WENT WELL. MY PROFESSOR, SHE WAS SMILING AT
ME. HOPEFULLY SHE LIKED IT.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU HAD A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
THIS MORNING, AND NOW YOU'RE HERE AT THE END OF THE DAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY KIND OF CRAZY.
>> IT IS, IT IS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH?
WILL YOU BE RETIRED WHEN YOU'RE 24?
>> OH, NO, OH, NO. HONESTLY, AM I DOING ENOUGH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE WHEN YOU WERE 6?
>> I WISH. I MEAN, GO KARTS, IF IT COUNTS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PART OF THE WAY THERE.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE?
THE REGULAR AGE EVERYBODY IS?
>> YES, I STARTED DRIVING WHEN I WAS 15.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> AND I GOT MY LICENSE LAST AUGUST. I THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD
DRIVER, YOU KNOW. BUT SOME PEOPLE HERE, YOU KNOW.
I'VE ONLY FLIPPED OFF TWICE. I THINK THAT'S PRETTY GOD FOR
L.A.
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD IN L.A., REALLY. YEAH.
IT'S VERY SOLID FOR L. A. IT IS FUNNY.
NOW THAT YOUR SHOW HAS BEEN ON FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW.
>> YES, IT CAME OUT APRIL 14th.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO FIND I THINK FROM TIME TO TIME THAT
WHEN SOMEBODY FLIPS YOU OFF, THEY THEN RECOGNIZE YOU.
AND THAT'S AN AWKWARD MOMENT.
>> YEAH. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I SEE MYSELF ON BILLBOARDS NOW.
AND I'M OH SHOOT, I GOT TO ACT LIKE I GOT SOME SENSE BEHIND THE
WHEELS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO.
>> I CAN'T JUST BE DOING THINGS OUT OF POCKET.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T. JAMIE FOXX WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT.
HE DOESN'T TOLERATE ANY NONSENSE AT ALL.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT!
>> Jimmy: SO CORIN, YOUR CHARACTER IS BASED ON JAMIE
FOXX'S DAUGHTER KORYN WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THE SHOW.
AND YOU PLAY A TV VERSION OF HER. SHE HAS SPOKEN QUITE WELL ABOUT
HOW MUCH JAMIE EMBARRASSES HER. DOES HE EMBARRASS YOU AS WELL?
OR IS IT JUST A FATHER/DAUGHTER THING?
>> OH, YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: HE DOES EMBARRASS YOU?
>> YES, HE DOES. HE THINKS THAT HE'S REAL HIP
WITH THE GEN‐Z, THE GENERATION.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND I'M TRYING TO HELP HIM. THE WHIP AND NAE NAE IS SO FIVE
YEARS AGO. LET'S KEEP THAT IN THE PAST.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING HE IS NOT HIP?
BECAUSE I THINK OF HIM AS HIP.
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: SO THAT PUTS ME WAY IN THE BACK.
>> OH. I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU TEACH HIM ABOUT WHAT'S UP AND WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, YEAH. I INTRODUCED HIM TO LIL BABY,
MEGAN THEE STALLION.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE.
>> THEN YOU GOT A LEVEL UP ON HIM.
>> Jimmy: LIL BABY IS A BABY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. IT'S ALL THE BABIES.
LIL BABY, THE BABY.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'VE TAUGHT HIM THESE THINGS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN HE ADOPTS THEM AND HE SEEMS AS IF HE IS ON
THE CUTTING EDGE AS FAR AS THINGS GO.
>> OH, YEAH. HE'S REAL HIP NOW.
LIKE I'VE TAUGHT HIM A LOT.
>> Jimmy: WHO HAS LEARNED MORE FROM WHOM, WOULD YOU SAY?
>> OH, HONESTLY, I'VE LEARNED THE MOST FROM HIM PROBABLY.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> HE IS JAMIE FOXX, YOU KNOW. YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS PROPS.
>> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE THING YOU'VE LEARNED FROM HIM.
YOU TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE NUMBER ONE THING I
LEARNED FROM HIM.
>> HE TOLD ME I NEED TO HOLD MY OWN AND TAUGHT ME TO HOLD MY OWN
AMONGST HIM AND DAVID, BECAUSE THEY'RE COMEDIC LEGENDS.
>> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT THOUGH YOU?
>> YEAH, HE DID. HE SAID GIRL, YOU'RE HERE
BECAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED. YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE.
AND I PROCESSED THAT IN MY HEAD. AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THAT
LESSON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. SO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF COMPLIMENTING YOU WHILE ALSO
COMPLIMENTING HIMSELF AND DAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED FROM JAMIE?
IT'S ALL SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GET THINGS ARE WORK AND YOU GET LIKE OH, I
WONDER WHEN WE'RE GOING TO BE DONE.
MEANWHILE, JAMIE, HE DOESN'T STOP EACH DURING THE COMMERCIAL
BREAKS HERE. DURING THE COMMERCIALS, HE WILL
GO OUT AND ENTERTAIN THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE, EVEN IF THEY
WORK HERE AND DON'T DESERVE ENTERTAINMENT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HE'S THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.
I HAVE A FEELING IF I SEE YOU IN A YEAR, YOU'LL HAVE A DOCTORATE
OR YOU'LL BE LIKE DR. FAUCI'S BOSS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> WELL, SHOOT. WE'LL SEE. YOU NEVER KNOW. DR. KYLA‐DREW.
THAT SOUNDS NICE. SHOOT, I HAD TO SWITCH THE MAJOR.
>> Jimmy: "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS ON NETFLIX
NOW. KYLA‐DREW, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, KYLA.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE FLAMING LIPS.
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW WE TAKE YOU TO THE CENTER STAGE.
THE ALBUM IS CALLED "AMERICAN HEAD."
RETURNING TO THE VERY FIRST VENUE THEY EVER PLAYED IN WITH
THE SONG, "WILL YOU RETURN," WITH AN ASSIST FROM
MICAH NELSON, THE FLAMING LIPS!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU COME DOWN WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU COME DOWN ♪
♪ FLOWER GUN
NOW YOU'RE ON THE RUN
FLOWER HEAD
NOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD ♪
♪ AND THEIR GHOSTS
FLOATING AROUND YOUR BED
HEAR IT SAID NOW ALL YOUR ♪
♪ FRIENDS ARE DEAD
WILL YOU RETURN WILL YOU COME DOWN
WILL YOU RETURN ♪
♪ WILL YOU COME DOWN
WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU COME DOWN
♪ SHOOTING STAR
CRASHING IN YOUR CAR
WHAT WENT WRONG ♪
♪ NOW ALL YOUR
FRIENDS ARE GONE
AND THEY SCREAM
SCREAMING FROM BEYOND ♪
♪ HEAR THEIR SONG
NOW ALL YOUR
FRIENDS ARE GONE
WILL YOU RETURN ♪
♪ WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU RETURN ♪
♪ WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU RETURN WILL YOU RETURN ♪
♪ WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU RETURN
WILL YOU COME DOWN
♪ WILL YOU RETURN
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER,
KYLA‐DREW, AND THE FLAMING LIPS. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
TOMORROW NIGHT, DAVE GROHL WILL BE HERE WITH HIS DAUGHTER VIOLET
AND SOME FAMOUS FRIENDS. BILLY PORTER WILL JOIN US TOO.
THANKS FOR WATCHING. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
SO GET A SNACK AND MAKE A NIGHT OF IT.