1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:01,001 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD ‐‐ IT'S 2 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,002 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 3 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,736 TONIGHT, GAL GADOT. 4 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,506 ERIC ANDRE. 5 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,507 AND MUSIC FROM KALEO. 6 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,541 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 7 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:10,377 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,578 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 9 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:11,778 HI. 10 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:12,579 THANK YOU, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE 11 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,815 HOST OF THE SHOW. 12 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,118 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME. 13 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:18,752 THANK YOU FOR YOUR MANDATORY 14 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,488 APPLAUSE. 15 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:21,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 16 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,423 GIVE ME A MINUTE TO SOAK IT IN. 17 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:23,891 OH, THANK YOU. 18 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:27,127 BOY, I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M TIRED. 19 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,963 AT 3:30 THIS MORNING, OUR SON 20 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,865 BILLY, WHO TURNED 4 YESTERDAY, 21 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,133 SCAMPERED INTO OUR ROOM. 22 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:33,967 HE SCAMPERS. 23 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,836 [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:36,603 HE WAKES US UP. 25 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:37,137 AND SAYS TO MY WIFE, "MOM? 26 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:37,771 CAN YOU ASK SIRI IF TARANTULAS 27 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,438 BITE?" 28 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:39,206 [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,142 THIS WAS THREE HOURS BEFORE THE 30 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,278 SUN COMES UP, HE WANTS TO KNOW 31 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,212 IF TARANTULAS BITE. 32 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,213 SO WE PUT HIM BACK IN BED AND 33 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:46,780 THEN I START WONDERING, "DO 34 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:47,481 TARANTULAS BITE? 35 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,183 OR DO THEY STING?" 36 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,718 DO YOU KNOW, GUILLERMO? 37 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,053 >> Guillermo: I THINK THEY 38 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:53,253 MIGHT. 39 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,088 >> Jimmy: MY ONLY REFERENCE WAS 40 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,323 THIS SPIDER‐MAN COMIC I REMEMBER 41 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,524 FROM WHEN I WAS A KID. 42 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,525 ONE OF THE VILLAINS HE USED TO 43 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,028 FIGHT WAS THE TARANTULA. 44 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,062 HE WAS FROM SOUTH AMERICA. 45 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,363 HE HAD SPIKES ON HIS FEET. 46 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:03,964 SO I THOUGHT, WELL, MAYBE HE 47 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,065 STINGS. 48 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:05,799 SO THEN I HAD TO GET MY PHONE 49 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:06,300 AND LOOK IT UP. 50 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:06,800 TARANTULAS DO BITE. 51 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,701 THEY DO NOT STING. 52 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,137 [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:10,771 ANYWAY, POINT IS ‐‐ WE NEED TO 54 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,373 START LOCKING THE BEDROOM DOOR. 55 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:13,674 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,374 TODAY, BY THE WAY, WAS "TAKE 57 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,142 YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SONS TO WORK 58 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,643 DAY." 59 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,378 ALSO KNOWN AS "GIVE YOUR KIDS A 60 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,880 JUICEBOX AND AN iPAD SO I CAN 61 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,614 FINISH MY DAMN ZOOM MEETING" 62 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:24,051 DAY. 63 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:24,351 [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,252 THIS DAY USUALLY IS A GREAT 65 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,019 OPPORTUNITY FOR CHILDREN TO 66 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:26,954 LEARN WHY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE SO 67 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:27,354 SAD ALL THE TIME. 68 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,256 [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:32,759 BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, A LOT 70 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,493 OF PARENTS AREN'T GOING INTO 71 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,261 WORK. 72 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:34,995 THEY'RE WORKING REMOTELY, AND TO 73 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:35,762 HONOR THEIR STRUGGLE, TONIGHT, 74 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,496 WE PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE MONTAGE 75 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,130 OF MOMS AND DADS TRYING TO WORK 76 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:41,134 FROM HOME. 77 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,036 >> DAVID CAMERON WAS TALKING 78 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,671 ABOUT ‐‐ OH, I'M REALLY SORRY, 79 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,873 THAT'S MY SON ARRIVING, SORRY. 80 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:47,608 REALLY BAD, SORRY. 81 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,041 HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 82 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,977 SORRY. 83 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,111 >> WE'RE WAITING FOR THAT STORM 84 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:51,678 TO ARRIVE HERE IN SOUTHERN 85 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:57,818 CALIFORNIA ‐‐ 86 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,486 >> THE SUPREME COURT AS THEY'VE 87 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:00,954 INDICATED, CLEARLY THAT'S FILED. 88 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,289 THEY'VE REFUSED TO INTERVENE. 89 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,391 AND ULTIMATELY NOW THOSE BALLOTS 90 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,859 ARE GOING TO BE COUNTED. 91 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:06,493 >> STARTING QUICKLY BY BREATHING 92 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:12,699 IN. 93 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:13,634 AND BREATHE OUT. 94 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,236 >> DOCTORS ARE WEIGHING INTO THE 95 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:16,870 CONVERSATION WITH ADVICE THEY 96 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,972 THINK IS IMPORTANT. 97 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,474 >> BOTH HANDS UP THIS TIME, PLUG 98 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,275 THEM UP AND IN. 99 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,477 >> YAY! 100 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,380 >> YAY, WE'VE GOT FRUIT SNACKS. 101 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,448 >> NEGATED THE FIVE OTHER 102 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:28,849 COUNTIES ‐‐ LEO ‐‐ 103 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,684 >> A COMMERCIAL! 104 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,685 >> HI, LEO. 105 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,655 THAT'S YOUR SON LEO? 106 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,456 >> OKAY, GIRLS, HOW ABOUT YOU GO 107 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,325 RIGHT OVER THERE AND LET'S WATCH 108 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,726 DADDY DO HIS STUFF, OKAY? 109 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,329 >> AW! 110 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:42,963 >> LOVE YOU! 111 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,665 >> PLEASE, NO CRYING, NO CRYING. 112 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,133 >> YOU SAY IT'S GOING TO BE 113 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,334 SUNNY TODAY? 114 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:47,834 NO? 115 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,202 IT'S GOING TO BE HOT? 116 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:49,603 GOOD WORK. 117 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:50,937 >> ALL OF THEM ARE THINGS THAT 118 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,372 WE KNOW COULD HAPPEN BECAUSE 119 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,041 THEY HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE. 120 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,509 WE HAVE SEEN ELECTORS ‐‐ 121 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,010 >> ALL RIGHT, COME OVER THIS 122 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,011 WAY, SWEETHEART. 123 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,379 66 WAS OUR HIGH TEMPERATURE. 124 00:02:59,379 --> 00:02:59,613 >> HI! 125 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,481 >> NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT TO BE 126 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,349 QUIET WHEN DADDY'S TALKING. 127 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:02,616 >> OKAY. 128 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,852 >> OKAY. 129 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 130 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,956 >> Jimmy: WELL, IN OTHER WORDS, 131 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,158 GET YOUR SHOTS AND YOUR 132 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,160 VASECTOMY. 133 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:13,794 SPEAKING OF LITTLE SURPRISES ON 134 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,428 ZOOM, THIS IS VIDEO OF SOME KIND 135 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:19,166 OF A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL IN 136 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:19,766 AZERBAIJAN WHO WAS ON A GROUP 137 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,269 VIDEO CALL AND DIDN'T KNOW IT. 138 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:29,042 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 139 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,152 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 140 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,422 >> Jimmy: WELL. 141 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:43,557 I THINK WE JUST FOUND THE NEXT 142 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,926 GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK. 143 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:46,860 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 144 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,994 OOPS! 145 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:48,762 TODAY, AS YOU MAY KNOW, IS ALSO 146 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,262 EARTH DAY. 147 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,764 EARTH DAY STARTED BACK IN THE 148 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,633 ‘70S WITH VERY LOFTY GOALS AND 149 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:56,169 HAS KIND OF TURNED INTO, "GUYS, 150 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,739 PLEASE, JUST FOR ONE DAY TRY NOT 151 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,273 TO LIGHT GARBAGE ON OR NEAR A 152 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,908 PANDA BEAR, OKAY?" 153 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,542 HUMANS CELEBRATING EARTH DAY IS 154 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:06,279 LIKE FLEAS CELEBRATING DOG DAY. 155 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:06,913 THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO 156 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,914 CELEBRATE TODAY, THOUGH. 157 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,182 PRESIDENT BIDEN, AND I'M STILL 158 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,018 NOT TIRED OF SAYING THAT, 159 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,854 ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNITED STATES 160 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,322 WILL CUT OUR CARBON EMISSIONS IN 161 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,289 HALF BY THE YEAR 2030. 162 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,557 WHICH IS HUGE, BECAUSE THE 163 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:20,460 SCIENCE IS ABSOLUTELY CLEAR THAT 164 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:20,994 IT'S NECESSARY TO AVOID A 165 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:21,528 WORLDWIDE CATASTROPHE. 166 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,029 NO ONE SHOULD BE AGAINST THIS. 167 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,531 SO NATURALLY, ALMOST EVERY 168 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,632 REPUBLICAN IS AGAINST THIS. 169 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,299 [ LAUGHTER ] 170 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,768 OTHER COUNTRIES ARE CAUTIOUSLY 171 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,269 OPTIMISTIC. 172 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,270 THEY'RE LIKE, "OKAY, BUT LAST 173 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,004 YEAR, WEREN'T YOU THE GUYS 174 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:31,738 SAYING CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T 175 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:32,506 REAL? 176 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,507 WHICH AMERICA ARE WE TALKING 177 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,508 TO?" 178 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,743 WE'RE LIKE DR. JEKYLL AND 179 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:37,544 MR. HYDE YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND. 180 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,480 [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:40,981 BUT EARTH REALLY IS AN 182 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:41,648 INCREDIBLE PLACE. 183 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,382 THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING THINGS 184 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,383 FROM EARTH. 185 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,152 I MEAN, WE HAVE OCEANS AND 186 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:49,756 MOUNTAINS, AND SHAVING CREAM, 187 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,258 AND PINE CONES. 188 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:51,558 [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,759 THE iPHONE. 190 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,694 WE'VE GOT MONKEYS. 191 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,564 WE'VE GOT CHOCOLATE‐COVERED 192 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:57,798 RAISINS. 193 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,332 RYAN GOSLING, RYAN REYNOLDS. 194 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,201 THE AURORA BOREALIS. 195 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,870 PENS ARE GOOD. 196 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:04,538 THE PROPERTY BROTHERS. 197 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,306 MAGIC JOHNSON, TENNIS RACKETS, 198 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,040 YOGA PANTS, POODLES, TACOS, 199 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,009 YARN, MARSHMALLOWS, AND MR. T. 200 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 201 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,846 I MEAN, THAT IS A DIVERSE 202 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:13,480 PORTFOLIO OF THINGS WE SHOULD BE 203 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,548 GRATEFUL FOR. 204 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,782 THE EARTH IS ALSO HOME TO THE 205 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:16,750 BURNING MAN FESTIVAL. 206 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,552 YOU KNOW THAT ONE WHERE THE 207 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,286 PEOPLE GO DO WEIRD STUFF IN THE 208 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,555 DESERT? 209 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,524 IT WAS CANCELED LAST YEAR DUE TO 210 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:25,225 COVID, BUT THEY'RE HOPING TO 211 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:25,892 BRING IT BACK IN AUGUST WITH ONE 212 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,160 POTENTIAL CAVEAT. 213 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:27,928 YOU MAY HAVE TO SHOW PROOF YOU 214 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,564 GOT THE VACCINE. 215 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,364 TO ENTER. 216 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,866 AND OF COURSE THAT HAS RESULTED 217 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,502 IN BACKLASH FROM PROSPECTIVE 218 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,570 ATTENDEES, SOME OF THEM ARE 219 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,704 ANGRY, THEY'RE COMPLAINING. 220 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,739 SO THE CEO OF BURNING MAN ISSUED 221 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:43,844 A STATEMENT SAYING, "THERE ARE 222 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,711 PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT ARE 223 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:45,579 CHALLENGING WHETHER IT IS 224 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,714 NECESSARY, WE HEAR YOU, WE HEAR 225 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:47,914 YOU." 226 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:48,548 BUT WHAT WE'RE HEARING IS DUMB. 227 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,217 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,251 WHY IS ANYONE TREATING THIS LIKE 229 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,018 IT'S A VALID POSITION TO TAKE? 230 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,019 IT MIGHT AS WELL BE, "I KNOW 231 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,087 THERE ARE THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T 232 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,924 BELIEVE IN COOKING, SO WE WILL 233 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,593 BE OFFERING RAW CHICKEN TO SOME 234 00:05:59,593 --> 00:05:59,993 OF THE ATTENDEES." 235 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:00,961 [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:01,595 THEY DON'T WANT TO BE FORCED TO 237 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,128 PUT DRUGS IN THEIR BODIES. 238 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:02,729 THEY WANT TO JUST SHOW UP AND 239 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:03,263 PUT DRUGS IN THEIR BODIES. 240 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,031 [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,834 [ APPLAUSE ] 242 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:08,301 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, I 243 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,536 APPRECIATE IT. 244 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,537 SUNDAY, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 245 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,839 IS OSCAR NIGHT. 246 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,274 HERE ON ABC. 247 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,775 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW. 248 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,043 BUT NOW YOU DO. 249 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,044 THE OSCARS IS THE NIGHT ON WHICH 250 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,779 THE FILM INDUSTRY HONORS ALL THE 251 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,282 GREAT MOVIES EVERYONE WATCHED ON 252 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:22,616 TV THIS YEAR. 253 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:23,250 [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,152 THE CEREMONY WILL BE HELD AT 255 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,454 UNION STATION, WHICH IS OUR 256 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,889 TRAIN STATION DOWNTOWN. 257 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:29,990 AND THE GOVERNOR'S BALL WILL BE 258 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,292 HELD IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER IN 259 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:32,559 RECEDE DE. 260 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,528 [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:35,795 GUILLERMO. 262 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,998 YOU WILL BE ON THE RAMPT? 263 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:38,598 >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT. 264 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,900 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TESTED FOR 265 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,100 COVID? 266 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,434 >> Guillermo: YES. 267 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,270 >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT HAVE IT? 268 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,337 >> Guillermo: NOTHING. 269 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,105 >> Jimmy: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SHOTS 270 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,507 OF TEQUILA, YOU GIVE OUT SHOTS 271 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,975 OF MOY CONCERN THAT THIS YEAR? 272 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,377 >> Guillermo: THAT'S A GREAT 273 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,778 IDEA, YES. 274 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:52,078 [ APPLAUSE ] 275 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,480 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A TRADITION 276 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,815 THE WEEK BEFORE THE ACADEMY 277 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,050 AWARDS, WE ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY 278 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:57,717 THOUGHT OF THE SHOW, EVEN THOUGH 279 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,820 THE SHOW HASN'T HAPPENED YET. 280 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:01,588 AND WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN WITH A 281 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,322 NEW BATCH OF FAKE NEWSERS IN A 282 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,089 BRAND NEW OSCAR EDITION OF "LIE 283 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:10,063 WITNESS NEWS." 284 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,464 >> WE'RE TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT 285 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:12,666 THE BIG OSCARS LAST NIGHT. 286 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,733 DID YOU THINK THEY WERE ABLE TO 287 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:14,234 PULL OFF THE SHOW IN THE 288 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,071 PANDEMIC? 289 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,739 >> HONESTLY, I ‐‐ I THINK THEY 290 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,107 DID THE BEST THAT THEY COULD 291 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,275 WITH WHAT THEY HAD AND THE 292 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,910 RESOURCES THAT WERE ALLOCATED. 293 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,011 I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH 294 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,980 THAT YOU CAN DO WITH A PANDEMIC 295 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,281 HAPPENING. 296 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,182 AND, LIKE, WHEN IN DOUBT, THE 297 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,018 SHOW MUST GO ON, RIGHT? 298 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,453 >> WHERE WERE YOU WATCHING THE 299 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,421 OSCARS LAST NIGHT? 300 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,057 >> UM ‐‐ ON MY COMPUTER. 301 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,124 WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 302 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,526 WE DID LIKE A ZOOM THING. 303 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:40,627 WE WERE LIKE WATCHING IT 304 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:40,894 TOGETHER. 305 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,495 >> DID YOU GUYS HAVE A LITTLE 306 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,763 BETTING POOL TO SEE WHO GOT THE 307 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:43,964 MOST? 308 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:44,364 >> YEAH. 309 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,165 >> HOW DID YOU DO WITH YOURS? 310 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:48,601 >> YOU KNOW ‐‐ UM ‐‐ YOU WIN 311 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,035 SOME, YOU LOSE SOME. 312 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,170 SO ‐‐ YEAH. 313 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,707 BUT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 314 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,308 >> THERE WERE A LOT OF BIG 315 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:55,942 UPSETS LAST NIGHT. 316 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:56,376 >> YEAH. 317 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,177 THERE WERE. 318 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:57,544 THERE WERE. 319 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,846 WHICH IS, I MEAN ‐‐ SOME ARE A 320 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,114 SURPRISE, SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, 321 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,048 YOU MIGHT SEE IT COMING. 322 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,650 THAT MIGHT BE THE DARK HORSE OF 323 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,684 THE NIGHT. 324 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,119 >> NOBODY THOUGHT "THE SALAD 325 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,721 SISTERS" WAS GOING TO WIN. 326 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,589 >> I MEAN, IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW? 327 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:13,493 >> WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT MAURY 328 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,495 POVICH WON FOR HIS ROLE TELLING 329 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,831 ANTHONY HOPKINS THAT HE WAS THE 330 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,032 FATHER IN "THE FATHER"? 331 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,568 >> YES, I GREW UP WATCHING MAURY 332 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,802 POVICH, SO I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND 333 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:23,903 OF A LITTLE SILLY. 334 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,205 >> WERE YOU ROOTING FOR HIM? 335 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,840 >> I WAS HOPING THAT ANTHONY 336 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,010 HOPKINS WOULD WIN, BUT IT DID 337 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,644 SURPRISE ME THAT MAURY POVICH 338 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:31,845 WON. 339 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,980 >> THE BIG MOMENT, SONIC THE 340 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:34,981 HEDGEHOG GETTING UP TO ACCEPT 341 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,349 HIS BEST PICTURE AWARD, CALLING 342 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,784 FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL 343 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,085 THE LIVES LOST TO COVID. 344 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,788 DID THAT MOMENT TO YOU HAVE THE 345 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,456 EMOTIONAL IMPACT THAT SONIC WAS 346 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,391 GOING FOR? 347 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,259 >> NOT REALLY, BECAUSE I THINK 348 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,861 IT'S A BIT HARD TO GET THAT SAME 349 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,529 EFFECT WITH A CARTOON THAN AN 350 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,497 ANIMATED PICTURE. 351 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,865 I THINK THE IDEA WAS THERE, BUT 352 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,666 I THINK IT WAS DIFFICULT TO COME 353 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:53,900 ACROSS. 354 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,801 >> CYNTHIA, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 355 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:55,535 THE OSCARS. 356 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,136 YOU WERE WATCHING LAST NIGHT? 357 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,671 >> YES. 358 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,940 >> GLENN CLOSE GOT UP DURING HER 359 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,509 ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AND THANKED 360 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:02,709 SATAN. 361 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,343 WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN SHE 362 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,712 DID THAT? 363 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,980 >> IT'S NOT A TIME ‐‐ THERE 364 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:07,914 WASN'T A PLACE FOR IT. 365 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,116 PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BELIEFS. 366 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,718 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT THEY 367 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:11,985 FEEL. 368 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,219 BUT THIS VENUE WASN'T THE PLACE 369 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:13,653 FOR THAT. 370 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:14,988 >> NOT THE PLACE FOR SATAN? 371 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,456 >> NOT THE PLACE TO BE SPEAKING 372 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,191 OR THANKING SATAN, YOU KNOW. 373 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,859 I'M NOT GOING TO ‐‐ I'M TOTALLY 374 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,261 AGAINST SATAN, I'M TOTALLY 375 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,062 AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT HE 376 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,230 STANDS FOR. 377 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:24,431 >> OH. 378 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,532 >> BUT PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN 379 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,901 BELIEFS ON WHATEVER IT MAY BE. 380 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,902 THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR 381 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,403 THAT IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL 382 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:30,637 AREAS. 383 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,739 >> DID YOU GET EMOTIONAL WHEN 384 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:33,139 SAS 385 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,475 SACHA BARON COHEN BROUGHT RUDY 386 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,609 GIULIANI OUT AND HUGGED HIM ON 387 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:37,577 STAGE? 388 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,713 >> I THINK SASHA CHA BARON COHE 389 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,449 ALL OVER THE PLACE SOMETIMES. 390 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,418 TO DO THAT, IT DID PULL AT THE 391 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,519 HEARTSTRINGS A LITTLE BIT. 392 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,588 >> WHICH MOVIE WON BEST PICTURE 393 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,723 LAST NIGHT? 394 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:51,724 >> HEH. 395 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,994 I THINK I LOGGED OFF BEFORE, 396 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,564 LIKE, I FINISHED BECAUSE I WAS 397 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,499 SO EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED. 398 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,367 >> ALL YOUR FRIENDS STOPPED 399 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,202 WATCHING THEN TOO? 400 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,470 >> I THINK SO, WE LOGGED OFF AT 401 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:03,837 THE SAME TIME. 402 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,904 >> MAKES SENSE. 403 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,139 >> YEAH. 404 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,675 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK JEFFREY 405 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,443 EPSTEIN DID, HOW DID HE DO AS 406 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:10,677 HOST? 407 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,846 >> DID PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT. 408 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:13,980 I THINK HE TRIED TO BRING 409 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:14,948 EVERYONE TOGETHER. 410 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,883 HE TRIED TO THE FORGET AND ACT 411 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:21,020 LIKE WE'RE NOT WEARING FACE 412 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,555 MASKS, HE DID A GOOD JOB. 413 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,958 >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HIS 414 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,191 SINGING? 415 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,459 >> NOT A BIG FAN OF HIS SIGNING. 416 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,527 I'M MORE OF A MICHAEL JACKSON 417 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,028 PERSON, STUFF LIKE THAT. 418 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:29,863 >> SURE. 419 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:30,830 YOU LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON MORE 420 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:31,798 THAN JEFFREY EPSTEIN? 421 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,433 >> HE'S THE KING OF POP, YES. 422 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,702 I LIKE THE WAY HE SINGS. 423 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,170 >> WAS IT NICE JUST TO GET A 424 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,539 SENSE OF NORMALCY BACK? 425 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,340 >> ABSOLUTELY. 426 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,175 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A BIT OFF AND 427 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,776 A FEW THINGS HAPPENED, I THINK 428 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:44,711 IT WAS GREAT TO HAVE THE 429 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,146 COMMUNITY STILL COME TOGETHER 430 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,281 AND BE EXCITED ABOUT SHARING 431 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:48,648 SOMETHING. 432 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,016 >> AND IT'S GREAT JUST TO GET 433 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,851 PEOPLE BACK ON THE BOULEVARD AND 434 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:52,919 LYING ABOUT SEEING THE OSCARS 435 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:53,286 AGAIN, ISN'T IT? 436 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:56,890 >> ABSOLUTELY. 437 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,390 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 438 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,625 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ALL. 439 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,928 I APPRECIATE YOUR CANDOR. 440 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:02,629 WE'VE GOT AN ALL‐STAR SHOW FOR 441 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,363 YOU TONIGHT. 442 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,131 ERIC ANDRE IS HERE. 443 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,267 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM KALEO. 444 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,736 AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH GAL 445 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,204 GADOT! 446 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:14,941 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 447 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,010 WELCOME BACK. 448 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,011 TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW ANIMATED 449 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:18,745 MOVIE, "THE MITCHELLS VS. THE 450 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,512 MACHINES," THE VERY FUNNY 451 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,213 ERIC ANDRE IS HERE. 452 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,881 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 453 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,149 THEN LATER, FROM REYKJAVIK, 454 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:23,883 ICELAND, THEIR NEW ALBUM COMES 455 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,151 OUT TOMORROW. 456 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,419 IT'S CALLED "SURFACE SOUNDS." 457 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,320 MUSIC FROM KALEO. 458 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:33,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 459 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,262 WE HAVE A NICE LINEUP NEXT WEEK. 460 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:36,996 WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH 461 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:37,764 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, 462 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:38,498 DAVE GROHL, MAYA RUDOLPH, 463 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,265 JUSTIN THEROUX, 464 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,567 MALCOLM GLADWELL, BILLY PORTER, 465 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,268 AND MR. MYPILLOW, MIKE LINDELL, 466 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:42,802 WILL BE HERE ON WEDNESDAY. 467 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,536 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 468 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,304 WITH MUSIC FROM THE FLAMING 469 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,038 LIPS, TOM JONES, AND KINGS OF 470 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,607 LEON. 471 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,174 SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. 472 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 473 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:50,777 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS 474 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,544 WONDER WOMAN, WHICH IS REALLY 475 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,546 THE ONLY CREDIT YOU NEED. 476 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,281 SHE ALSO HAS A NEW DOCUMENTARY 477 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,585 SERIES ABOUT REAL‐LIFE WOMEN OF 478 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,319 WONDER. 479 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,086 "IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT" 480 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:00,820 PREMIERES MONDAY ON NATIONAL 481 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,821 GEOGRAPHIC'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 482 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,457 PLEASE WELCOME GAL GADOT. 483 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 484 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,261 HI, GAL, HOW ARE YOU? 485 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,496 >> HEY, JIMMY, I'M GOOD, HOW ARE 486 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:10,797 YOU? 487 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,764 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. 488 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,700 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, I'M SENDING 489 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,001 YOU A BIG HUG FROM HERE. 490 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:15,969 >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN PRACTICING 491 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,804 SAYING YOUR NAME, DID I DO IT 492 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:18,004 WELL? 493 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,472 >> I DIDN'T NOTICE, I'M SO 494 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,306 SORRY. 495 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:20,607 [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,274 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THEN JUST 497 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,978 GO WITH YES. 498 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:25,912 >> I'M SLOW. 499 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,847 IT'S THE PREGNANCY. 500 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,781 I'M ALL SLOW. 501 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,416 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PREGNANT, 502 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,017 CONGRATULATIONS. 503 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,185 THIS IS REALLY ‐‐ 504 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,886 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 505 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:34,554 YOU'RE PRACTICING TO TAKE YOUR 506 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,788 KID TO WORKDAY THE OLD‐FASHIONED 507 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,124 WAY, AREN'T YOU? 508 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,792 >> BIG‐TIME. 509 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,326 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 510 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,494 YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER GIRL, 511 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:41,694 RIGHT? 512 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,429 YOU HAVE TWO GIRLS, NOW ANOTHER 513 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:43,630 GIRL? 514 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:43,863 >> YEAH. 515 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:48,034 ANOTHER ONE. 516 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:48,468 THAT'S HOW WE ROLL. 517 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,269 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR 518 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,672 DAUGHTERS, THE ONES THAT ARE OUT 519 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,239 NOW? 520 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,807 >> ELLA IS 9, HIGH YAS 4. 521 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,242 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 522 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,111 SO, YOU KNOW, I WAS 9 YEARS OLD 523 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,712 WHEN MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS BORN. 524 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,914 IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING A 525 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,684 COMBINATION OF FELLOW 526 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,351 PARENT/SIBLING. 527 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,719 BUT DO THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW THE 528 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,888 BABY GOT IN THERE? 529 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:09,355 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 530 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,058 OF COURSE. 531 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,726 I'M OUT OF MY HEAD THE WHOLE 532 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,996 SESSION WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH 533 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,196 MAYA. 534 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,698 MAYA IS NOW SUPER CURIOUS ABOUT, 535 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,134 HOW DID THE BABY GET IN THERE? 536 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,568 HOW IS SHE GOING TO COME OUT? 537 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:23,603 ALL OF THAT. 538 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,972 SO WE EXPLAINED THE PG WAY. 539 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,073 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 540 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:27,774 >> YOU KNOW. 541 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,374 MOMMY AND DADDY HAD A BIG HUG. 542 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,110 [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,112 DADDY PLANTED A SEED IN MOMMY'S 544 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:33,446 TUMMY. 545 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,148 ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 546 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,749 SO WE'RE DOING, YOU KNOW, THE 547 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,151 BIRDS AND BEES HOW WE KNOW IT. 548 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,285 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 549 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,019 THE HUG. 550 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:40,787 THE HUG IS AN INTERESTING WAY. 551 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,955 >> THE HUG. 552 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:43,723 REALLY BIG HUG. 553 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,824 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. 554 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,192 NOW THE GIRLS ARE WORRIED ABOUT 555 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:46,526 HUGGING DADDY? 556 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,362 [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,864 >> NO, BUT NOW I THOUGHT ABOUT 558 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,566 IT, THAT IF THEY'RE GOING TO 559 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,768 WATCH THIS INTERVIEW AND I JUST 560 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,503 SAID, I'M SENDING YOU A BIG HUG 561 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,438 FROM HERE. 562 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:58,738 [ LAUGHTER ] 563 00:13:58,738 --> 00:13:59,939 IF THEY'RE GOING TO BE WORRIED 564 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:00,306 ABOUT THAT. 565 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,941 >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, OKAY. 566 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,343 THEY'LL BE WORRIED, I'LL BE 567 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:03,976 THINKING OF IT FOR THE REST OF 568 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:04,243 THE WEEK. 569 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,311 [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,746 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. 571 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:10,216 WE'RE FRIENDS. 572 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,785 >> Jimmy: SO ARE THEY EXCITED 573 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,453 OVERALL? 574 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,754 I IMAGINE THEY'RE EXCITED FOR A 575 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,588 LITTLE KID, RIGHT? 576 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,489 >> THEY'RE EXCITED. 577 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,258 AT THE BEGINNING, I DID NOT 578 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,194 EXPECT ‐‐ WE DID A WHOLE THING. 579 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,262 WE GOT THEM CUPCAKES AND WE GOT 580 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,932 A CUPCAKE FOR EACH MEMBER OF THE 581 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,166 FAMILY, INCLUDING THE DOG. 582 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:27,967 AND THEN THERE WAS ONE CUPCAKE 583 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,269 LEFT. 584 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,105 AND I TOLD THEM, DO YOU KNOW WHO 585 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,507 THIS CUPCAKE BELONGS TO? 586 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,708 THEN THEY WERE LIKE, WHOM? 587 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,310 THEY STARTED TO NAME OTHER 588 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,378 FAMILY MEMBERS. 589 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,315 THEN I SAID ‐‐ I DID THIS. 590 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,449 AND SHE WENT, NO! 591 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,817 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 592 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,819 >> I WAS LIKE, WHAT? 593 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,522 BUT THEN SHE GOT USED TO THE 594 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:49,722 IDEA. 595 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,290 NOW SHE'S SUPER, SUPER EXCITED. 596 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,725 >> WHO ATE THE CUPCAKE, WHEN ALL 597 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,126 WAS SAID AND DONE? 598 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,763 [ LAUGHTER ] 599 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,563 >> THE GIRLS. 600 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,231 THEY SHARED IT. 601 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,399 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 602 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,135 THEN I TOLD MAYA, MAYA, DO YOU 603 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,870 KNOW WHAT MOM MIJAS IN HER 604 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,606 STOMACH? 605 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:11,511 MAYA SAID YES, A CUPCAKE. 606 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,412 A BABY. 607 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,312 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A WAY TO GET 608 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,114 THE CUPCAKE TO THE BABY, TO 609 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:15,381 SURE. 610 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,115 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 611 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,784 BESIDES HUGGING. 612 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,117 [ LAUGHTER ] 613 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,987 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO IN 614 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:21,554 QUARANTINE, IN LOCKDOWN, 615 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,157 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT? 616 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,892 >> OH, MAN. 617 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:26,159 YOU KNOW. 618 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,328 THE USUAL STUFF. 619 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:29,996 WE COOKED A LOT. 620 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:30,396 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 621 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,331 >> TOO MUCH. 622 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,067 >> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU SAY TOO 623 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,368 MUCH? 624 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,136 >> PROBABLY TOO MUCH ‐‐ WHY DO I 625 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:37,804 SAY TOO MUCH? 626 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,373 I ACTUALLY ‐‐ SO I, YOU KNOW ‐‐ 627 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,375 THE EARLY DAYS OF PANDEMIC WHEN 628 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:47,146 YOU START DRINKING MIMOSA OR 629 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,548 SANGRIA OR WHATEVER AT 11:00 630 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:48,748 A.M.? 631 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,582 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 632 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:49,882 [ LAUGHTER ] 633 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,716 >> SO I DID THAT. 634 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,520 THEN I DECIDED I'M GOING TO MAKE 635 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,822 A CABOT SALAD. 636 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,891 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT ONE WANTS TO 637 00:15:58,891 --> 00:15:59,058 DO. 638 00:15:59,058 --> 00:15:59,425 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 639 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,894 >> I START TO CHOP THE THING, I 640 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,396 CHOPPED THE TOP OF MY FINGER. 641 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,399 >> Jimmy: I DID THAT TOO, 642 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,068 CHOPPED THE TOP OF MY FINGER 643 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,136 CUTTING PARMESAN CHEESE. 644 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,138 >> DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELING ‐‐ 645 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,506 >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE NO FEELING, 646 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:13,940 NONE AT ALL. 647 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,740 >> ME TOO. 648 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,374 ME TOO. 649 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,276 >> Jimmy: I TOUCH IT ALL THE 650 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,878 TIME, I'M OBSESSED WITH IT NOW. 651 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,646 >> ME TOO, I'M WAITING FOR IT TO 652 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,247 COME BACK. 653 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:24,383 IT'S NEVER THERE, YEAH. 654 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,485 ANYWAY, HE WENT TO THE CHOPPING 655 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,752 BOARD AND HE HELD THE FINGER. 656 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,855 >> Jimmy: HE DID? 657 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,656 >> THEN HE GETS SO DISGUSTED HE 658 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,158 THREW IT INTO THE GARBAGE. 659 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:32,692 >> Jimmy: NO, HE DID NOT! 660 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,428 WHAT? 661 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,229 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE KIDS 662 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:36,496 WITH HIM. 663 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,130 [ LAUGHTER ] 664 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,199 >> I KNOW. 665 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,735 IT WAS TOO LATE, WE ALREADY HAD. 666 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,035 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:43,736 >> Jimmy: WOW. 668 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,404 HE THREW YOUR FINGER DOWN THE 669 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,572 GARBAGE DISPOSAL? 670 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:47,607 DID HE TURN THE SWITCH ON TO 671 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,041 MAKE SURE? 672 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,611 >> THEN WE WERE BOTH LIKE, WHAT 673 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,279 ARE WE DOING? 674 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,014 YEAH, IT WAS A MESS, WE WERE A 675 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:55,281 MESS. 676 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,849 I STOPPED COOKING AND STOPPED 677 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,216 DRINKING. 678 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:57,517 [ LAUGHTER ] 679 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,117 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO THE 680 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,186 HOSPITAL FOR THE FINGER? 681 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:00,820 >> NO. 682 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,323 BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE GARBAGE 683 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:04,590 DISPOSAL. 684 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,092 THERE'S NOTHING TO SEW. 685 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:06,692 NEVER MIND. 686 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,994 IT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION. 687 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:08,761 I APOLOGIZE. 688 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,630 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL, NOT AT 689 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:10,830 ALL. 690 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,798 >> I FEEL TOO COMFORTABLE WITH 691 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:13,266 YOU. 692 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:13,566 [ LAUGHTER ] 693 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,834 >> Jimmy: I KNOW BACK HOME IN 694 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,636 ISRAEL, THEY'VE DONE A GREAT JOB 695 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,470 WITH COVID, RIGHT? 696 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,137 >> THEY HAVE. 697 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,272 >> Jimmy: THEY REALLY FIGURED IT 698 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,139 OUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. 699 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,173 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY FIGURED IT 700 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,041 OUT AND IT TOOK US SO LONG TO 701 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,645 FIGURE IT OUT? 702 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,614 >> UM, UM ‐‐ WELL ‐‐ I THINK IT 703 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,683 WAS MUCH MORE MANAGEABLE. 704 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,251 IN ISRAEL THERE'S 9 MILLION 705 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,619 PEOPLE, HERE THERE'S 350 706 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:33,853 MILLION. 707 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,154 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, SURE, 708 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:35,354 YEAH. 709 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,757 >> A BIT OF A CHANGE. 710 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,425 BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I THINK 711 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,661 THEY'VE DONE A REALLY GOOD JOB 712 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,630 AS FAR AS EXPLAINING, YOU KNOW, 713 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,766 HOW GOOD THE VACCINATION IS. 714 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,968 SO PEOPLE LITERALLY WENT AND 715 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,636 THEY FELT LIKE THEY WERE GETTING 716 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,240 HOLY WATER INJECTED INTO THEIR 717 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:54,440 ARM. 718 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,675 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 719 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,809 >> WHICH IS PARTIALLY TRUE. 720 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,977 NOW THEY'RE HAVING THE TIME OF 721 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,278 THEIR LIFE, AND I'M SUPER PROUD 722 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,613 OF THEM, I'M JEALOUS. 723 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,213 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU? 724 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,582 SO THEY ARE RUBBING IT IN, 725 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,916 SENDING YOU PICTURES OF WHAT A 726 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,650 GOOD TIME THEY'RE ALL HAVING 727 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:04,951 OVER THERE? 728 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,953 >> YEAH. 729 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,121 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 730 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,523 >> WHATSAPP GROUPS, YEAH. 731 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,859 INDEPENDENCE DAY LAST WEEK. 732 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,695 THEY WERE ALL PARTYING AND 733 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,696 SENDING US VIDEO. 734 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,164 IT'S LIKE 2019 AGAIN. 735 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,265 LIKE COVID NEVER HAPPENED. 736 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,533 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 737 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:20,733 WOW. 738 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,767 >> BUT IT'S AMAZING. 739 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,570 IT'S AMAZING ‐‐ I'M HAPPY FOR 740 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,838 THEM AND IT'S GREAT. 741 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:26,806 >> Jimmy: YES. 742 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,040 YES, I THINK YOU SOUND 743 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,608 CONVINCING, BUT NOT REALLY, 744 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:28,808 RIGHT? 745 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,377 [ LAUGHTER ] 746 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,312 >> JUST A BIT ‐‐ I JUST WANT TO 747 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,415 BE WITH THEM. 748 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,884 TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM AS WELL. 749 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,418 IT WILL HAPPEN. 750 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,119 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL GET THERE, 751 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,320 DON'T WORRY, EVENTUALLY. 752 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,555 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 753 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,889 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING 754 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,625 TO SEE A MOMENT FROM YOUR NEW 755 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,259 SHOW "IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT." 756 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,297 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 757 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:51,897 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 758 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,200 KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU 759 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,134 BY DR PEPPER ZERO SUGAR. 760 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:55,768 THE ZERO YOU DESERVE IS FINALLY 761 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,270 HERE. 762 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,877 ♪ 763 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,003 >> Jimmy: THAT IS FROM GAL 764 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,872 GADOT'S NEW DOCUMENTARY SERIES 765 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,674 "IMPACT" WHICH IS ON THE 766 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,308 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC YOUTUBE 767 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:36,876 CHANNEL. 768 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,411 THAT WAS FROM BRAZIL, THAT SCENE 769 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,212 WE JUST SAW? 770 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:40,813 >> YES. 771 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,682 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT A 772 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,582 BEAUTIFUL ‐‐ REALLY, FIRST OF 773 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,218 ALL, THE SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY 774 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,187 BEAUTIFUL, BOTH VISUALLY AND THE 775 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:48,454 STORIES. 776 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,556 HOW DO YOU FIND THESE STORIES? 777 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,390 TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT THAT 778 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,860 STORY THAT WE JUST SAW. 779 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,799 STORIES? HOW DO YOU FIND THE ‐ 780 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,200 YOU JUST NEED TO THROW A STONE 781 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,635 AND IT'S LITERALLY WHEREVER YOU 782 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,337 THROW IT, YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND AN 783 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,741 AMAZING, INSPIRING STORY LIKE 784 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,008 THAT. 785 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,744 BUT WE TOOK, YOU KNOW ‐‐ WE TOOK 786 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:16,182 THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THEM. 787 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:21,220 AND THIS ONE IS FOLLOWING TWENY, 788 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,323 A BALLER RENO FROM ONE OF THE 789 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:28,627 MOST DANGEROUS PLACES IN RIO. 790 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:32,698 AND SHE BASICALLY ESTABLISHED A 791 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,300 DANCING STUDIO, A DANCING 792 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,703 SCHOOL, FOR GIRLS IN THE 793 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:38,771 FAVELLAS THAT DOESN'T HAVE 794 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,905 ACCESS TO GO TO SCHOOLS OR 795 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,173 ANYTHING LIKE THAT, AND THEY'RE 796 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,443 CAUGHT IN THIS VICIOUS CIRCLE OF 797 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,112 GETTING PREGNANT AT A REALLY 798 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,880 EARLY AGE, HAVING A BOY WHO GOES 799 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,482 AND DEALS WITH DRUGS AND 800 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,382 CRITICISM AND STUFF LIKE THAT, 801 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,151 OR HAVING A GIRL THAT WILL GET 802 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,953 PREGNANT AGAIN, ET CETERA, ET 803 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,186 CETERA. 804 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,856 SHE GIVES THEM AN OUTLET TO 805 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,459 FOCUS ON, WHERE THEY CAN BE 806 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,294 EMPOWERED, WHERE THEY CAN, YOU 807 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,797 KNOW, ESTABLISH THEMSELVES AS A 808 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,333 DANCER, ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 809 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:07,767 AND IT'S AMAZING. 810 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,768 >> Jimmy: YOU SAY THESE ARE NOT 811 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,236 DIFFICULT TO FIND, THESE 812 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:10,736 STORIES? 813 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,605 >> WE WERE SUPER SURPRISED. 814 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,740 I THOUGHT AT THE BEGINNING WE 815 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,909 HAD A GLOBAL SHOW, ONE STORY WAS 816 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,611 IN THE MIDDLE EAST, ONE WAS IN 817 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,513 ASIA, ONE WAS IN EVERY DIFFERENT 818 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,547 CONTINENT BECAUSE I WANTED TO 819 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,882 SHOW THE CONNECTIVITY OF 820 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:23,149 HUMANKIND. 821 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,750 BUT THEN COVID STARTED. 822 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,952 SO WE DECIDED WE'RE GOING TO DO 823 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,221 A DOMESTIC SHOW FOR THE FIRST 824 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:29,455 SEASON. 825 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,290 AND I WAS WORRIED WE'RE NOT 826 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,892 GOING TO FIND ENOUGH STORIES. 827 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,427 AND I WAS AMAZED BY THE AMOUNT 828 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,028 OF STORIES THAT WE FOUND. 829 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,630 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS A LOVELY 830 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,898 THING TO DO. 831 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,232 I KNOW THAT YOU ‐‐ THERE'S GOING 832 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,768 TO BE A THIRD "WONDER WOMAN" 833 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,103 MOVIE AS WELL? 834 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,006 "WONDER WOMAN VERSUS GODZILLA," 835 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:47,473 I BELIEVE. 836 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,574 THAT IS THE WORKING TITLE? 837 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:48,874 [ APPLAUSE ] 838 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:49,141 >> REALLY? 839 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,876 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 840 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,144 >> Jimmy: I HAVE SOURCES AT 841 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,212 WARNER BROTHERS. 842 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:53,412 YEAH. 843 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,682 >> I'M NOT IN THIS WHATSAPP 844 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,184 GROUP, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN I 845 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:58,350 DO. 846 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,119 >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD WIN IN THAT 847 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,354 FIGHT, WONDER WOMAN VERSUS 848 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:02,688 GODZILLA? 849 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,790 I HAVE TO BELIEVE WONDER WOMAN, 850 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:04,957 YES? 851 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,458 >> YOU SAID THAT I WOULD SAY THE 852 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,027 SAME THING, YEAH. 853 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,428 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 854 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,830 THAT ROLE OBVIOUSLY CHANGED 855 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,030 YOUR‐. 856 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,532 MADE YOU A HUGE INTERNATIONAL 857 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,166 STAR. 858 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,468 DID YOU KEEP ANYTHING? 859 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,504 DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE WONDER 860 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,605 WOMAN STUFF? 861 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,441 BECAUSE CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAS 862 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,075 STOLEN HAMMERS FROM THE SET OF 863 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,977 "THOR." 864 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,412 >> I DO. 865 00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:30,883 I DO ACTUALLY HAVE ‐‐ I DON'T 866 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,918 HAVE CHRIS' AX, BUT I HAVE 867 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:33,819 THE ‐‐ THIS ONE. 868 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:34,820 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU HAVE THAT. 869 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,921 >> I HAVE THE HELMET. 870 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:36,889 >> Jimmy: THAT IS NICE. 871 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,858 IS THAT MADE OF REAL METAL? 872 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,526 OR IS IT PLASTIC PAINTED TO LOOK 873 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,026 LIKE METAL? 874 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:41,961 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 875 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,630 >> Jimmy: I THINK MASS TICK. 876 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:44,830 YEAH? 877 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,998 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 878 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:46,832 >> Jimmy: OH. 879 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:47,132 [ LAUGHTER ] 880 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,602 IT'S LIKE EVERY CAR NOW, REALLY. 881 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,238 >> THOUGH IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE. 882 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,505 >> Jimmy: AND SO YOU GET TO KEEP 883 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,608 THAT FOREVER, YES? 884 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,675 DO YOU EVER PUT IT ON JUST TO 885 00:22:56,675 --> 00:23:00,646 DELIGHT THE KIDS? 886 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,281 WHAT I'M REALLY GETTING AT IS, 887 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,215 WOULD YOU PUT ON IT TO DELIGHT 888 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:03,582 THESE KIDS HERE? 889 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 890 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,086 >> OH, NOW? 891 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:11,023 SURE. 892 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:13,025 BUT IT'S TWO PIECES OF A THING. 893 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,895 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU AN NEED TO PUT 894 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,162 ONE ON. 895 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,598 WOW, LOOK AT THAT, YEAH, THAT'S 896 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:19,798 RIGHT. 897 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:20,232 THAT'S WONDER WOMAN. 898 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,669 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 899 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,070 THAT'S WONDER WOMAN. 900 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,438 SHE'S PREGNANT AND SHE'S MISSING 901 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,407 THE TIP OF HER FINGER, BUT 902 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,276 OTHERWISE THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT. 903 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,078 >> SHE'S OKAY, SHE'S THROUGH IT. 904 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,047 >> Jimmy: SHE'S DOING ALL RIGHT. 905 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,315 "IMPACT WITH GAL GADOT" 906 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,816 PREMIERES MONDAY ON NATIONAL 907 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,418 GEOGRAPHIC'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 908 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,352 CONGRATULATIONS, WE WISH YOU THE 909 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,421 BEST OF ELTH AND EVERYTHING. 910 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,322 BE RIGHT BACK WITH ERIC ANDRE, 911 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,057 SO STICK AROUND! 912 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,030 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 913 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,965 >> Jimmy: ERIC ANDRE AND KALEO 914 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,499 OR THE WAY. 915 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,100 BUT FIRST, IT TOOK YEARS TO GET 916 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,869 IT RIGHT BUT DR PEPPER ZERO 917 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,437 SUGAR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. 918 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,905 TO CELEBRATE, WE'RE GIVING AWAY 919 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,974 THE ZERO AWARD, A YEAR'S SUPPLY 920 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,743 OF DR PEPPER ZERO SUGAR, AND A 921 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:05,911 DR PEPPER BIRD HOUSE SOMEONE'S 922 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,013 AUNT SOLD ON THE INTERNET. 923 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:08,314 [ LAUGHTER ] 924 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,448 THREE CONTENDERS HAVE WAITED 925 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,084 MOMENT.HOLE LIVES FOR THIS 926 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:16,822 HERE'S JENCITA VARGAS, A 927 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:17,856 FRONTLINE WORKER WHOSE QUEST FOR 928 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,525 DR PEPPER LED TO HER REQUEST FOR 929 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,593 DR PEPPER FACE MASKS FOR FELLOW 930 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:21,827 NURSES. 931 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,731 LESLIE CROW, WHO COLLECTS DR 932 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:28,233 PEPPER MEMORABILIA AND THREW A 933 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:34,239 DR PEPPER‐THEMED PARTY FOR HER 934 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:34,940 UNBORN SON. 935 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:35,808 YOU'RE ALL DESERVING. 936 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,609 THE WINNER IS? 937 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:38,243 GUILLERMO, BRING THE ENVELOPE, 938 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:38,477 PLEASE. 939 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,747 THE WINNER IS ‐‐ LESLIE CROW! 940 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,247 CONGRATULATIONS, LESLIE. 941 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,283 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 942 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,351 LESLIE, TELL US, WHAT DOES THIS 943 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:48,387 VICTORY MEAN TO YOU? 944 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,756 >> OH MY GOD, Y'ALL JUST MADE MY 945 00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:51,557 WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR. 946 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,526 AND I'M NOT GOING TO RUN OUT OF 947 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:55,060 DR PEPPER ANY TIME SOON. 948 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,762 >> Jimmy: OH, SORRY, LESLIE, WE 949 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:57,596 RAN OUT OF TIME. 950 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,966 AS YOU CAN HEAR THE SYMPHONY 951 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:01,233 ORCHESTRA. 952 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,935 GO CELEBRATE WITH A DR PEPPER 953 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:03,969 ZERO SUGAR. 954 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:04,436 ENJOY, PLEASE. 955 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:04,937 THANK YOU, LESLIE, AND 956 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:05,304 CONGRATULATIONS. 957 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:08,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 958 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,274 >> Dicky: CONGRATULATIONS, 959 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:09,842 LESLIE. 960 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,977 ENJOY THAT DR PEPPER ZERO SUGAR. 961 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,278 ALL THE FLAVOR YOU DESERVE, NONE 962 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,414 OF THE SUGAR. 963 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:19,518 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 964 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,419 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 965 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,888 MUSIC FROM KALEO IS ON THE WAY. 966 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:23,622 LAST MONTH, OUR NEXT GUEST 967 00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:24,390 EARNED THE NUMBER ONE SPOT ON 968 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,391 NETFLIX FOR BEING SEXUALLY 969 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,125 ASSAULTED BY A GORILLA IN HIS 970 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:26,892 CRAZY HIDDEN CAMERA MOVIE "BAD 971 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:29,595 TRIP." 972 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,363 THIS TIME, HE HAS IT EASIER IN 973 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,331 THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "THE 974 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,098 MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES." 975 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:33,999 IT PREMIERES A WEEK FROM 976 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:34,433 TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 977 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:38,737 PLEASE WELCOME ERIC ANDRE. 978 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:39,238 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 979 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:52,985 ♪ 980 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:53,285 >> YEAH! 981 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:53,652 I'M HERE, Y'ALL! 982 00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:56,221 COME ON! 983 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,656 >> Jimmy: THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH OF 984 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:57,823 HIM. 985 00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:59,158 THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BOTH OF 986 00:25:59,158 --> 00:25:59,324 US. 987 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,527 >> HE'S WORKING HIS TITS OFF FOR 988 00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:01,760 US. 989 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,463 WHAT CAN WE DO NOW IN CORONA? 990 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,964 WHEN DO HANDSHAKES COME BACK? 991 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,066 >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE THING. 992 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,435 WE HAVE TO PRETEND WE'RE NOT 993 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,402 SHAKING HANDS SO EVERYBODY 994 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,437 DOESN'T GO CRAZY. 995 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,604 BUT WE CAN SHAKE HANDS. 996 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,972 I GOT THE VACCINE. 997 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:14,573 >> I DON'T WANT TO SHAKE YOUR 998 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:14,773 HAND. 999 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:16,708 [ LAUGHTER ] 1000 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,010 >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 1001 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,511 >> I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH 1002 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:19,711 YOU. 1003 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,345 I'M TERRIFIED. 1004 00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:22,314 NOT OF CORONA, OF WHATEVER OTHER 1005 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,016 DISEASES ‐‐ 1006 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,784 >> Jimmy: THE REGULAR THINGS, 1007 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,352 OKAY, THAT'S REASONABLE. 1008 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:30,722 >> CONSUMPTION, BUBONIC PLAGUE? 1009 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:31,790 PEOPLE STILL GET CONSUMPTION? 1010 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,958 >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 1011 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:33,592 WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, I DON'T 1012 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:33,792 KNOW. 1013 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,861 [ LAUGHTER ] 1014 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,096 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I'M GLAD 1015 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,764 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 1016 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,499 YOU HAD A REALLY BAD ‐‐ 1017 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:41,867 LITERALLY A BAD TRIP, DIDN'T 1018 00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:42,034 YOU? 1019 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:45,571 >> DON'T GET ME STARTED, DON'T 1020 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:45,938 GET ME STARTED. 1021 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:46,238 [ LAUGHTER ] 1022 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,272 >> Jimmy: I WAS FOLLOWING YOU 1023 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,241 ON ‐‐ I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER, 1024 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,477 BUT I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR TWEETS 1025 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,244 LAST NIGHT. 1026 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:53,812 SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE HAPPENING. 1027 00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:54,246 >> YES. 1028 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,915 SO I WAS FILMING IN CHARLESTON, 1029 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:57,282 SOUTH CAROLINA. 1030 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,083 NO DIRECT FLIGHTS. 1031 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,185 I HAD TO CONNECT IN ATLANTA. 1032 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,721 I'M IN THE ATLANTA AIRPORT. 1033 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:06,592 DELTA LOUNGE. 1034 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:07,226 DRINKI 1035 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,596 DRINKING A PINA COLADA, ENJOYING 1036 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,431 MYSELF. 1037 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,267 AT THE GATE THEY SWIPE MY 1038 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:15,767 TICKET, WELCOME ABOARD. 1039 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:16,702 TWO COPS APPEAR. 1040 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:20,239 TWO WHITE COPS ON THAT LITTLE 1041 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:20,639 NARROW JETBRIDGE. 1042 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,977 THEY WHIP OUT THEIR BADGE LIKE 1043 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:30,082 "HAWAII 5‐0" STYLE. 1044 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,517 "COME WITH ME!" 1045 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,184 BUSINESS CLASS, THE ONLY BROWN 1046 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:32,851 PERSON THERE, THEY'RE SINGLING 1047 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:33,085 ME OUT. 1048 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,553 SHE WHIPS OUT HER BADGE. 1049 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:37,456 LIKE THE ROOKIE, THE YOUNGER OF 1050 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:37,789 THE TWO COPS. 1051 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:38,690 SHE STARTS INTERROGATING ME, 1052 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,692 WHAT DRUGS DO YOU HAVE ON YOU? 1053 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:41,293 ARE YOU TRANSPORTING CRYSTAL 1054 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,595 METH TO LOS ANGELES? 1055 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:44,496 LIKE I'M WALTER WHITE FROM 1056 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:44,863 "BREAKING BAD." 1057 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:48,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 1058 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,068 CRAZY INTERROGATION. 1059 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,037 I'M THINKING TSA AT FIRST, LIKE 1060 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:52,838 WAIT, WHAT? 1061 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,072 I STARTED GETTING NERVOUS. 1062 00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:57,543 THEY UNDO MY PINA COLADA. 1063 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:58,043 [ LAUGHTER ] 1064 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,478 ANY BUZZ VANISHED. 1065 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:02,080 I START PANICKING. 1066 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,216 DID I HAVE A JOINT FROM TWO 1067 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,118 COACHELLAS AGO AT THE BOTTOM OF 1068 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:06,752 MY BAG? 1069 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,520 SHE'S INTERROGATING ME, WHAT 1070 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,054 DRUGS DO YOU HAVE? 1071 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,122 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1072 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,090 RACIAL PROFILING, STOP AND 1073 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:12,324 TRRIFIC? 1074 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,693 IT WAS THE CLAYTON POINT P. D. 1075 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,094 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF 1076 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,996 BEING STOPPED ONCE YOU WERE ‐‐ 1077 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:20,933 >> AWKWARD JETBRIDGE WHERE 1078 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:21,466 THERE'S NO ‐‐ PEOPLE ARE 1079 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:22,768 AWKWARDLY SHAKING AROUND ME. 1080 00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:23,669 I'M SWEATING. 1081 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,103 >> Jimmy: YOU'D GONE THROUGH 1082 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:25,370 SECURITY? 1083 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,972 >> I'D GONE THROUGH TSA, WENT 1084 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:27,973 THROUGH TSA. 1085 00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:28,574 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1086 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:29,708 >> SHE'S INTERROGATING ME. 1087 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,010 SHE GOES, CAN I SEARCH YOUR 1088 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:32,311 LUGGAGE? 1089 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,213 AND I LOOKED UP AT THE OLDER COP 1090 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,014 AND I WAS LIKE, CAN I SAY NO? 1091 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,683 AND HE'S LIKE, YEAH, YOU CAN SAY 1092 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:37,849 NO. 1093 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:38,483 AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, THEN, NO! 1094 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,485 [ LAUGHTER ] 1095 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,855 NO, LIKE GET ME OUT OF HERE! 1096 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:44,089 CLEARLY. 1097 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,557 SO I GET ON THE PLANE. 1098 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,693 I GET REALLY WOKE ON THE PLANE. 1099 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,261 I'M ON THE PLANE WI‐FI, THE 1100 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:52,331 PLANE TAKES OFF, I'M TWEETING AT 1101 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,332 THE MAYOR OF ATLANTA, TWEETING 1102 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,133 AT THE PLAN THAT P. D., TWEETING 1103 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,335 AT JOE BIDEN, LIKE YOU NEED TO 1104 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,303 TELL THE DCHL EA TO GET OFF MY 1105 00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:58,737 BACK! 1106 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,305 I DON'T KNOW, CLAYTON COUNTY 1107 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:00,706 POLICE. 1108 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:02,407 TWEETING AT EVERYBODY THE WHOLE 1109 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,343 FLIGHT, DRINKING VODKA TONICS, 1110 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:04,943 GETTING MORE DRUNK AND ANGRY. 1111 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:07,112 [ LAUGHTER ] 1112 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,914 AND THEN THE MAYOR STARTS ‐‐ THE 1113 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,482 MAYOR OF ATLANTA STARTS TWEETING 1114 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,183 BACK AT ME. 1115 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:11,917 >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT. 1116 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,619 >> I'M LIKE, OH, I DIDN'T KNOW 1117 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:15,153 WHAT WAS GOING TO WORK. 1118 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:15,554 [ LAUGHTER ] 1119 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,389 >> Jimmy: MAYOR KEISHA LANCE 1120 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:17,623 BOTTOMS. 1121 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,224 THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW "BAD TRIP" 1122 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,492 DID REALLY WELL. 1123 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,028 SHE WROTE, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT 1124 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:23,729 YOUR EXPERIENCE, MY 1125 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:24,896 UNDERSTANDING IS IT'S NOT 1126 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:25,931 ATLANTA P. D. BUT ONE OF THE 1127 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,099 OTHER AGENCIES WORKING IN THE 1128 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,300 AIRPORT, WE ARE WORKING TO 1129 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:28,567 CONFIRM. 1130 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:29,034 >> YES. 1131 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:30,302 IT WASN'T ATLANTA P. D. 1132 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,903 IT'S LIKE THE NEIGHBORING ‐‐ THE 1133 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,939 MORE BORING COUNTY NEXT DOOR, 1134 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,007 CLAYTON COUNTY. 1135 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,141 IT'S THEIR POLICE DEPARTMENT. 1136 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,243 THEY'RE DOING LIKE OLD‐SCHOOL 1137 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,911 GIULIANI STOP AND FRISK RACIAL 1138 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:40,178 PROFILING. 1139 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,080 IT HAPPENED TO MY OTHER BUDDY, A 1140 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,081 BLACK COMEDIAN, TOO. 1141 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:44,816 HE WAS LIKE, I WAS THE ONLY 1142 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,351 BLACK PERSON ON THE JETBRIDGE 1143 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:49,087 AND THEY STOPPED ME, AND THEY 1144 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,690 UNDID MY WHOLE BACKPACK, THEY'RE 1145 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:54,660 DOING LIKE '90s ERA MANHATTAN 1146 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,795 BROWN PERSON. OF ANY BLACK OR ‐ 1147 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,463 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO 1148 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,197 YOU WERE? 1149 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,699 NO, I WAS MASKED UP. 1150 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,401 >> Jimmy: I COULD SEE IF THEY 1151 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,469 KNEW WHO YOU WERE, STOPPING TO 1152 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,104 CHECK IF YOU HAD DRUGS, YES. 1153 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:09,041 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 1154 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:13,045 SO THEY RELEASED YOU, THE 1155 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,112 CLAYTON COUNTY POLICE RELEASED 1156 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:14,713 AN INTERESTING RESPONSE. 1157 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:15,647 >> YES, DO YOU HAVE THAT? 1158 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,381 >> Jimmy: I HAVE IT. 1159 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,783 >> I HAVE IT IN MY POCKET. 1160 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:18,750 >> Jimmy: I'LL READ IT IF YOU 1161 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:18,950 LIKE. 1162 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,687 >> I PRINTED IT OUT, I'M 1163 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:21,953 PREPARED. 1164 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:23,555 I WANT YOU TO READ IT BUT I WANT 1165 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,723 TO SHOW THE AMOUNT OF 1166 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:25,324 PREPARATION, I PRINTED IT OUT 1167 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:25,557 MYSELF. 1168 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:29,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1169 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,129 THIS GUY HAS A PROPS DEPARTMENT. 1170 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:32,864 I MEAN, THIS IS ABC, YOU GUYS 1171 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:33,932 HAVE MONEY. 1172 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:34,533 MY [ BLEEP ] PRINTER AT HOME. 1173 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,301 [ LAUGHTER ] 1174 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,970 I WAS LIKE, I'M HELPING JIMMY 1175 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:39,237 OUT! 1176 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:42,007 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT GOOD I HAVE 1177 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:42,274 IT, YEAH. 1178 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,542 >> IT'S LIKE A MENU AT A 1179 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:44,676 WOLFGANG PUCK RESTAURANT, IT'S 1180 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:44,976 BEAUTIFUL. 1181 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,211 >> Jimmy: MY NAME ON THE BACK, 1182 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:46,712 YEAH. 1183 00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:47,012 [ APPLAUSE ] 1184 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,146 >> DO YOU WANT MY [ BLEEP ] 1185 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:48,347 PROP? 1186 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:48,947 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE YOURS 1187 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:49,181 BETTER. 1188 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,549 [ LAUGHTER ] 1189 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,818 >> MY PRINTER'S RUNNING OUT OF 1190 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,786 INK, TOO, SO EVERY OTHER LINE IS 1191 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:55,053 MISSING. 1192 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,621 >> Jimmy: THE TRUTH IS YOURS IS 1193 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:57,522 EASIER TO READ. 1194 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,391 >> ALL RIGHT. 1195 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,025 >> Jimmy: THE CLAYTON COUNTY 1196 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:00,826 POLICE DEPARTMENT'S RESPONSE TO 1197 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,627 ACTOR ERIC ANDRE'S CLAIMS OF 1198 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:03,729 RACIAL PROFILING. 1199 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,564 ON APRIL 21st THE CLAYTON COUNTY 1200 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,165 POLICE DEPARTMENT MADE A 1201 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:10,001 CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A MALE 1202 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:10,268 TRAVELER. 1203 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:11,870 >> FIRST OF ALL, IT SOUNDS LIKE 1204 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,271 WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX. 1205 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:13,572 [ LAUGHTER ] 1206 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,973 LIKE THEY MET ME IN A BATHROOM 1207 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:15,374 AT A GAS STATION. 1208 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,410 WE MADE LOVE. 1209 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:19,678 WHILE GEORGE MICHAEL PLAYED IN 1210 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,713 THE BACKGROUND. 1211 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,447 BUT NO, IT WASN'T CONSENSUAL, 1212 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:23,882 THEY WHIPPED OUT A BADGE, COME 1213 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,416 WITH ME! 1214 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,551 I'M LIKE, I'M NOT GOING TO GO, 1215 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:26,718 NO! 1216 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,389 AND RUN ONTO THE PLANE, SWAN 1217 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:30,589 DIVE. 1218 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,757 >> Jimmy: CONSENSUAL IN THE 1219 00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:34,426 BROADEST DEFINITION OF THE WORD? 1220 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:34,926 >> BROADEST DEFINITION. 1221 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,428 >> Jimmy: IDENTIFIED AS ERIC 1222 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,696 ANDRE AS HE WAS PREPARED TO FLY 1223 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,097 FROM THE ATLANTA AIRPORT. 1224 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,766 MR. ANDRE CHOSE TO SPEAK WITH 1225 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:41,133 INVESTIGATORS. 1226 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:41,400 >> YEAH. 1227 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,768 >> Jimmy: DURING THE INITIAL 1228 00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:43,068 ENCOUNTER. 1229 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,336 >> I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, BUT 1230 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:44,536 SURE. 1231 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,304 >> Jimmy: DURING THE ENCOUNTER, 1232 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,407 MR. ANDRE VOLUNTARILY PROVIDED 1233 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,108 THE INVESTIGATORS INFORMATION AS 1234 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,576 TO HIS TRAVEL PLANS. 1235 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,611 >> I'LL GIVE THEM THAT, YEAH. 1236 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,946 I TOLD THEM I WAS FILMING 1237 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:55,247 SOMETHING. 1238 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,548 >> Jimmy: MR. ANDRE VOLUNTARILY 1239 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,417 CONSENTED TO A SEARCH OF HIS 1240 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,651 LUGGAGE BUT THE INVESTIGATORS 1241 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,485 CHOSE NOT TO DO SO. 1242 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:01,086 >> NO. 1243 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,254 THAT'S A LIE. 1244 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,055 THAT'S A BOLD‐FACED LIE. 1245 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,391 ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS GO, HEY, 1246 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,226 MAN, WE'RE SORRY, WE MESSED UP, 1247 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:11,596 WE'RE DOING SOME RACIST SEARCHES 1248 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,898 AND FRISK [ BLEEP ] AT THE 1249 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:13,131 AIRPORT. 1250 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,666 AND THEN OWN AND IT STOP DOING 1251 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:14,833 IT. 1252 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,235 WHY WOULD DELTA, WHICH HAS THEIR 1253 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,704 HUB IN ATLANTA, WHY WOULD THEY 1254 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,406 WANT THIS NEGATIVE PR? 1255 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,008 WHY WOULD THE ATLANTA AIRPORT 1256 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,110 WANT THIS NEGATIVE PR? 1257 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,311 [ APPLAUSE ] 1258 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,280 WHY WOULD THE CLAY DON'T COUNTY 1259 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,881 TAXPAYERS WANT THEIR COPS TO DO 1260 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:30,115 THIS? 1261 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,183 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW THAT WE 1262 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,984 CAN HOLD DELTA RESPONSIBLE FOR 1263 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:33,985 THIS, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY 1264 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,687 DON'T CONTROL THE POLICE. 1265 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,688 >> BUT I DO WANT SOME FREQUENT 1266 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:36,988 FLIER MILES. 1267 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,690 [ LAUGHTER ] 1268 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,827 I'M TRYING TO ANGLE. 1269 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,395 ANGLE THIS INTO SOMETHING. 1270 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,597 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET 1271 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:46,231 YOU OFF YOUR ANGLE, ALL RIGHT. 1272 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:47,966 >> YES, NO, I'M TRYING TO GET A 1273 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,734 COUPLE FREE FLIGHTS TO PHOENIX. 1274 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:50,235 [ LAUGHTER ] 1275 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:51,503 >> Jimmy: INVESTIGATORS 1276 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,371 IDENTIFIED THERE WAS NO REASON 1277 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:55,507 TO CONTINUE OUR CONVERSATION, 1278 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,708 AND THEREFORE, TERMINATED THE 1279 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,275 ENCOUNTER. 1280 00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:58,610 MR. ANDRE BOARDED THE PLANE 1281 00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,678 WITHOUT BEING DETAINED AND 1282 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,179 CONTINUED ON HIS TRAVELS. 1283 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,948 THE DEA AND THE ATLANTA POLICE 1284 00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:04,683 DEPARTMENT DID NOT ASSIST IN 1285 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:10,522 THIS CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER. 1286 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:10,822 CONSENSUAL. 1287 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,590 WEIRD TERMINOLOGY. 1288 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,325 >> I KNOW, LIKE THEY WERE TRYING 1289 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,427 TO DEEP TRENCH KISS ME OR 1290 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:15,927 SOMETHING. 1291 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:16,228 [ LAUGHTER ] 1292 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:16,828 >> Jimmy: THAT SUCKS. 1293 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:17,963 >> IT TOTALLY SUCKS. 1294 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:19,998 SO I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW ‐‐ IT'S 1295 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:20,398 FUNNY. 1296 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:24,035 I'M ANGRILY TWEETING THE WHOLE 1297 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:24,269 FLIGHT. 1298 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:25,470 WHEN I LAND, I GET TO L. A. X., I 1299 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,873 GO TO BAGGAGE CLAIM, AND TMZ IS 1300 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,007 THERE READY WITH THEIR CAMERA. 1301 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:29,608 THAT'S FINE. 1302 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,243 I TELL THEM THE WHOLE THING NO 1303 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:31,476 PROBLEM. 1304 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,078 AS I'M GETTING TO MY CAR, I'M SO 1305 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,145 WOUND UP AND ANGRY. 1306 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,047 I TURN TO THE TMZ GUY'S CAMERA 1307 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,183 AND I GO, THE ONLY DRUG I HAD IN 1308 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,385 MY BACKPACK WAS PROPECIA! 1309 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:44,689 [ LAUGHTER ] 1310 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,191 I SWEAR TO GOD HE GOES, "YOUR 1311 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,828 HAIR LOOKS GREAT." 1312 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,128 [ LAUGHTER ] 1313 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:50,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1314 00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:51,229 >> Jimmy: WORKING, DEFINITELY 1315 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:52,731 WORKING. 1316 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,633 HOPEFULLY THEY WILL THINK TWICE 1317 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:55,967 ABOUT THAT, THE NEXT TIME THAT 1318 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:56,234 HAPPENS. 1319 00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:58,003 >> WHY ARE THEY RACIALLY 1320 00:33:58,003 --> 00:33:58,270 PROFILING? 1321 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,572 PEOPLE IN THAT AWKWARD‐ASS 1322 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:01,172 JETBRIDGE, WHY ARE THEY DOING 1323 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:02,807 STOP AND FRISK ‐‐ 1324 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,843 >> Jimmy: ANYWHERE, YEAH. 1325 00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,611 >> YEAH, LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE, 1326 00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:08,613 YOU'RE NOT MAKING MY LIFE SAFER, 1327 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,215 I DON'T KNOW WHOSE LIFE YOU'RE 1328 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,383 MAKING SAFER. 1329 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,818 STOP THE MURDERERS AND BURGLARS, 1330 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:13,985 MAN. 1331 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:14,286 [ APPLAUSE ] 1332 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,588 I DIDN'T HAVE A DOOBIE ON ME. 1333 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,056 >> Jimmy: I'LL GET YOU ONE. 1334 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,392 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD USE ONE, 1335 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:20,759 YEAH. 1336 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:21,059 [ LAUGHTER ] 1337 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:21,927 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE. 1338 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:24,963 BY THE WAY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW 1339 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,364 THAT I TALK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, 1340 00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:32,203 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE "BAD 1341 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:32,404 TRIP." 1342 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:32,904 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1343 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:33,905 REALLY TALK ABOUT IT A LOT, 1344 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,406 MYSELF INCLUDED. 1345 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:34,806 >> THANK YOU. 1346 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,208 >> Jimmy: SO THIS ONE, YOU'RE 1347 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,877 WITH NETFLIX AGAIN, "THE 1348 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:41,046 MITCHELLS VERSUS THE MACHINES," 1349 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,447 ABOUT ROBOTS TAKING OVER THE 1350 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:42,647 WORLD. 1351 00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,115 NOT A TERRIBLE IDEA, SOUNDS 1352 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:44,616 LIKE. 1353 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,017 I THINK WE'D BE IN BETTER HANDS 1354 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,218 WITH THE ROBOTS. 1355 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,720 >> YOUR SET SO IS FANCY, I 1356 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,056 LITERALLY HAD A MOMENT WHERE I 1357 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:52,057 KICKED THIS COFFEE TABLE AND I 1358 00:34:52,057 --> 00:34:54,459 WAS LIKE, I SHOULD VENMO THEM 1359 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,160 BACK FOR THE DAMAGE. 1360 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:55,894 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING'S FAKE, 1361 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:56,828 NOTHING IS REAL. 1362 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,930 >> CAN I HAVE ANOTHER CHOCOLATE? 1363 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,765 YES ARE THE ROBOTS. 1364 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:01,800 >> Jimmy: THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING 1365 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,434 OVER THE WORLD. 1366 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,134 >> THAT'S THE THING. 1367 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,070 I WAS HAVING THE BEST ‐‐ DOING 1368 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,305 VERY WELL, HAVING THE BEST WEEK 1369 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:07,739 EVER. 1370 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,908 GOT NOMINATED FOR AN MTV MOVIE 1371 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,343 AWARD FOR "BAD TRIP." 1372 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:11,843 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1373 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,411 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 1374 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:14,446 >> THEN THE FUZZ, MAN. 1375 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,648 THE FUZZ KILLED MY BUZZ, DUDE. 1376 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,182 [ LAUGHTER ] 1377 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:17,916 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1378 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,951 >> DECRIMINALIZE ALL DRUGS. 1379 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,186 AT LEAST DECRIMINALIZE 1380 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:21,453 MUSHROOMS. 1381 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:21,686 COME ON. 1382 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:24,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1383 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:26,391 NOBODY ‐‐ HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD, 1384 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,059 HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW ABOUT FRED? 1385 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,028 GOT A REALLY BAD MUSHROOM 1386 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:30,428 PROBLEM. 1387 00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:30,729 [ LAUGHTER ] 1388 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:33,298 NO ONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH 1389 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,165 MUSHROOMS. 1390 00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:36,401 THERE'S NO MUSHROOM ADDICTION. 1391 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:37,469 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 1392 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,003 FRED ARMISEN? 1393 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,838 >> I'M TALKING ABOUT FRED 1394 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,574 ARMISEN, HE'S HERE, HE'S ON 1395 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:42,874 MUSHROOMS. 1396 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,176 >> Jimmy: DANNY McBRIDE, MAYA 1397 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:49,080 RUDOLPH, ABBI JACOBSON, OLIVIA 1398 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,216 COLMAN, CHRISSY TEIGEN, AND YOU. 1399 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:53,985 >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MANY ‐‐ I 1400 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,154 HAD NO IDEA THOSE PEOPLE WERE IN 1401 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,656 THE MOVIE, INCREDIBLE CAST. 1402 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:58,757 >> Jimmy: THERE WASN'T A CAST 1403 00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:58,957 PARTY? 1404 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,725 >> WHEN YOU DO AN ANIMATED 1405 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,293 MOVIE, YOU STAND IN FRONT OF A 1406 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,095 MICROPHONE FOR 90 MINUTES, GO 1407 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:04,963 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, AND THREE 1408 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,931 YEARS LATER YOU MEET THE CAST. 1409 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 1410 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:09,034 PACK THE RED CARPET. 1411 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:09,801 THAT'S AN AMAZING CAST. 1412 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,469 >> Jimmy: I HOPE ONE DAY YOU AND 1413 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:15,373 THE CAST HAVE A NICE CONSENSUAL 1414 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:16,574 ENCOUNTER TOGETHER. 1415 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:16,908 [ LAUGHTER ] 1416 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:17,409 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1417 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:21,980 >> Jimmy: THE MITCHELLS PR VERS 1418 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:22,881 THE MACHINES PREMIERES A WEEK 1419 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,215 FROM TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 1420 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:24,983 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 1421 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:25,717 FROM KALEO. 1422 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:31,022 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 1423 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:31,756 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 1424 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:32,524 MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1425 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,060 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1426 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:38,263 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 1427 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:39,030 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 1428 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:39,764 MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1429 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:44,703 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1430 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,236 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1431 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:46,237 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO GAL GADOT 1432 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:47,105 AND ERIC ANDRE. 1433 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:47,872 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1434 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:48,506 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 1435 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:49,607 I HOPE YOU DRESSED ACCORDINGLY, 1436 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:50,375 BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO 1437 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,876 TRANSPORT YOU ALL THE WAY TO A 1438 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,111 BOOKSTORE IN ICELAND. 1439 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,612 THIS NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 1440 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:55,613 "SURFACE SOUNDS." 1441 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:56,347 WITH THE SONG, "BREAK MY BABY," 1442 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,217 KALEO! 1443 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1444 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:03,688 ♪ 1445 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:20,138 ♪ 1446 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:20,905 ♪ 1447 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:29,147 ♪ 1448 00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:32,650 ♪ SUN IS DOWN ON EAST SIDE 1449 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:36,654 WHILE WE ALL TURN A BLIND EYE 1450 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:40,158 YOU KNOW I'VE GOT YOUR BACK 1451 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:42,393 BUT WOULD YOU EVER ♪ 1452 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:46,331 ♪ DO THAT FOR ME? 1453 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:50,802 YEAH FOR ME OH ♪ 1454 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:55,840 ♪ FOR ME YEAH FOR ME 1455 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,943 ♪ BILLY BOY HE'S GIFTED 1456 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:03,681 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DENY IT 1457 00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,683 DON'T LEAVE US EMPTY HANDED♪ 1458 00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:07,919 ♪ CAUSE YOU KNOW WE 1459 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:17,662 DON'T DESERVE THAT FROM YOU 1460 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,165 OH FROM YOU OH ♪ 1461 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:25,503 ♪ FROM YOU OH YEAH FROM YOU 1462 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:31,509 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK MY BABY YOU 1463 00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:35,814 KNOW SHE LOVES TO BE ♪ 1464 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:41,452 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK MY BABY 1465 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:47,792 ♪ 1466 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:57,101 ♪ WHOA SON 1467 00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:59,604 ♪ TAKE YOU IN AND SPIT YOU OUT 1468 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:00,271 ♪ YOU'RE ONLY WORTH HOW MUCH YOU 1469 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:05,610 SELL ♪ 1470 00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:07,846 ♪ YOU'VE COME TOO FAR 1471 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,848 WE BOTH AGREE 1472 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,617 JUST GIVE THE PEOPLE 1473 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:20,625 WHAT THEY NEED ♪ 1474 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,594 ♪ WILL YOU TURN AWAY 1475 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:25,864 OR WILL YOU TAKE MY PLACE 1476 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:29,100 DOES IT START TO SHOW 1477 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,337 NOW THAT THE PRESSURE IS ON ♪ 1478 00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:35,573 ♪ WILL THEY CALL MY NAME 1479 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:42,413 WHEN IT ALL GOES UP IN FLAMES 1480 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,682 WILL YOU BE BY MY SIDE ♪ 1481 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:57,829 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK MY BABY 1482 00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,999 ♪ YOU KNOW SHE LOVES TO 1483 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:01,900 FAKE IT YEAH ♪ 1484 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:11,175 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK MY BABY 1485 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:11,342 ♪ 1486 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,712 ♪ 1487 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:17,382 ♪ WHOA BREAK IT DOWN OH SON 1488 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:22,086 ♪ 1489 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:22,787 ♪ YES BREAK IT DOWN 1490 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:31,062 ♪ 1491 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:36,167 ♪ WHOA YEAH WHOO WHOO WHOO 1492 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:50,581 ♪ WHOO WHOO BREAK MY BABY