>>> FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!." TONIGHT RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY.
AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: OY, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.
HI, EVERYONE.
I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT
WAS ONE OF THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE
DAYS WE'VE HAD HERE AT OUR
OFFICE IN QUITE SOME TIME.
BECAUSE MIKE LINDELL, THE
MYPILLOW GUY, WITH WHOM I AM
OBSESSED, LAUNCHED
FOR 48 STRAIGHT ON HIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA SITE, FRANKSPEECH.COM.
AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
SAID THE CEO OF A PILLOW COMPANY
COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCH A
MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AND
THOSE PEOPLE WERE 100% CORRECT.
IT IS REALLY -- I HIGHLY
RECOMMEND IT.
IT IS QUITE A SPECTACLE.
IF YOU'RE HIGH, I RECOMMEND IT.
IT'S LIKE THE JERRY LEWIS
TELETHON IF JERRY WAS ON A
PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL AND CRACK.
IT'S QUITE A PRODUCTION.
PHONES WERE RINGING, CRANK CALLS
WERE POURING IN, THE LIGHTS WENT
OUT, HE KEPT RANTING AND RAVING
ABOUT THE SAME THINGS OVER AND
OVER AGAIN.
MACHINES, VACCINES, AND ME.
>> I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET
YOU USE THE "N" WORD, THE C
WORD, THE F WORD, OR USE GOD'S
NAME IN VAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
RIGHT AWAY, JIMMY KIMMEL GRABBED
THAT, MOCKED ME, AND THEN HE
MOCKED ME BY BEING A CRACK
ADDICT.
ANYWAY, IT'S HORRIFIC.
JIMMY KIMMEL GETS ON TV AND
MAKES A JOKE OUT OF THIS LAUNCH.
HE GOES BACK TO MY DRUG DAYS,
SAYS IT'S A WONDER I HAVE ANY
TEETH LEFT.
>> YOU KNOW, JIMMY KIMMEL BASHED
ME THE OTHER NIGHT.
HE SAYS THIS EX-CRACK ADDICT,
IT'S A WONDER HE HAS TEETH.
YOU KNOW, I TALKED ABOUT MY
CRACK ADDICTION, MADE FUN OF
THAT, AND BASICALLY SLAMMING
ADDICTION SHAMING PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, SHAMING THE AMERICAN
DREAM, JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> JIMMY KIMMEL WENT ON TV AND
HAD A CONNIPTION.
HE GOES CAN YOU BELIEVE MIKE
LINDELL'S COMING UP.
WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING
THAT.
HE SHOULD STICK TO PILLOWS.
>> AND THEN HE SAYS MIKE'S
PLATFORM, YOU CAN'T USE GOD'S
NAME IN VAIN.
AND NOBODY LAUGHED IN HIS
AUDIENCE.
JIMMY, YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY
ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
PEOPLE HAVE SENSE NOW.
>> AND I'M SORRY, JIMMY KIMMEL.
YOU WON'T GET TO USE GOD'S NAME
IN VAIN.
>> I'M PRAYING FOR JIMMY KIMMEL.
I GO ON YOUR SHOW, JIMMY AND ALL
YOU LATE NIGHT HOSTS WHO SIT
HERE AND MOCK PEOPLE AND MOCK
THINGS.
>> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT.
THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOUT OUTS.
HERE'S SOMETHING.
YOU THINK HE IS REALLY PRAYING
FOR ME?
LIKE HONESTLY, YOU THINK WHEN HE
SAID HIS PRAYERS BEFORE BED, HE
ACTUALLY NAMED ME?
GUILLERMO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE HE DID.
MIKE LINDELL DOESN'T SEEM TO
UNDERSTAND, I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING,
BUT I LOVE IT.
I AM ENJOYING IT.
OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE HIM ON
OUR SHOW.
UNDER TWO CONDITIONS.
NUMBER ONE, HE HAS TO ACTUALLY
COME INTO OUR STUDIO.
I NEED TO SEE HIM IN PERSON.
I WANT TO SMELL THE KNOCKWURST
IN HIS MUSTACHE.
AND NUMBER TWO, I WOULD LIKE TO
CONDUCT OUR INTERVIEW IN A BED,
SURROUNDED BY PILLOWS.
JUST ME AND MIKE SNUGGLED UP IN
A CALIFORNIA KING SURROUNDED BY
SACKS OF GOOSE FEATHERS.
SEEMS REASONABLE, RIGHT?
HE'S GONNA NEED A BREAK.
HE'S BEEN GOING NON-STOP SINCE
7:00 THIS MORNING.
IN 17 HOURS, HE'S TAKEN MAYBE
TWO BREATHS.
AT ONE POINT HE CLAIMED THEY HAD
75 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING.
EVEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OH,
PLEASE, QUIT EXAGGERATING."
THE FACT THAT ANYONE WATCHING,
BESIDES ME, OF COURSE, IS A
MIRACLE.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG
SIGN-UP DAY BUT WHEN YOU WENT TO
THE SIGN-UP PAGE, THIS IS WHAT
YOU GOT.
AN ERROR 502.
BUT ONCE THEY DID FINALLY GET
GOING LINDELL BLAMED THE
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON
ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND
DOMESTIC.
>> WE'RE UNDER THE BIGGEST
ATTACK IN HISTORY.
WE'RE GETTING DEATH THREATS AND
EVERYTHING ELSE.
FRANK SPEECH, IF YOU CAN'T COME
IN, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN OUR
POWER OFF.
THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR POWER GRID
HERE.
I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED.
OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN ATTACKED.
EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS BEEN
ATTACKED.
THESE ARE THE KIND OF ATTACKS
WE'RE GETTING, EVERYBODY.
THEY'RE EVEN TRYING TO ATTACK
THE PHONES, EVERYBODY.
WE WERE ATTACKED BY EVERY
COUNTRY.
>> PART OF THIS ATTACK ON THIS
COUNTRY.
>> THEY'RE ATTACKING MY
COUNTRY --
>> THEY ACT I ATTACKED FRANK.
THE BIGGEST ATTACK.
THEY'RE ATTACKING US.
THEY ATTACKED US.
WE WERE ATTACKED.
HUGE ATTACK.
NOW THEY ATTACK.
IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST
ATTACK EVER.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS HE GOING TO DO
THIS FOR THIRTY MORE HOURS?
IRHOPE HE HAS A DOCTOR ON
STANDBY.
I LOOKED UP SOME OF THE
LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF USING CRACK
COCAINE.
CRACK COCAINE ABUSE MAY CAUSE
THE FOLLOWING MENTAL OR
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
AGGRESSION, EXTREME DEPRESSION,
DELIRIUM, HALLUCINATIONS,
IRRITABILITY, MOOD DISTURBANCES,
PANIC ATTACKS, PARANOIA,
PSYCHOSIS, AND LAUNCHING YOUR
OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT
MIKE LINDELL IS NOT GOING TO BE
ABLE TO DO THIS ALONE.
THIS IS A HUGE UNDERTAKING.
BUT FORTUNATELY, HE HAS A LOT OF
VERY HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY
FRIENDS.
>> WE HAVE TED NUGENT COMING ON.
TED, YOU THERE?
>> I GOT YOU, MIKE.
HAPPY SPRINGTIME TO YOU, AND
THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE FRONT
LINES FOR FREEDOM.
WE SALUTE YOU.
>> MY GREAT FRIEND BEN CARSON
HERE.
BEN, THANKS FOR COMING ON.
>> HEY, MIKE, I'M SO GLAD TO BE
HERE WITH YOU.
>> HEY, HOLD ON HERE.
WE GOT SCOTT BAIO, MY GOOD
FRIEND.
SCOTT, ARE YOU THERE?
>> MIKE, HOW YOU DOING, MY
FRIEND?
>> HELLO, EVERYONE.
>> OH WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT
HERE, OUR REAL PRESIDENT,
EVERYONE.
HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.
>> NOT GOING TO DOT COM BITCHES.
>> SORRY, FOLKS.
SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
THEY'RE ATTACKING US.
>> Jimmy: MORE ATTACKS.
POOR GUY.
HE WAS SO EXCITED.
HOPEFULLY THE REAL TRUMP WILL
CALL IN.
HOPEFULLY A DOZEN FAKE TRUMPS
AND THEN THE REAL TRUMP WILL
CALL IN.
AND BY THE WAY IF YOU GET
THROUGH TO MIKE LINDELL AND HE
THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS ON THE
LINE, GO WITH IT!
DON'T JUST SCREAM YOUR WEBSITE
OUT.
MILK IT!
YOU SET THE HOOK, NOW REEL HIM
IN!
I WANT TO THANK MIKE LINDELL FOR
PROVIDING US WITH A LOT OF NEW
STUFF AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF
LUCK WITH DELUSIA-PALOZZA.
AND WELCOME HIM ON MY SHOW, AS
LONG AS HE MEETS BOTH
CONDITIONS.
>> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT,
JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: WHILE WE'RE ON THE
SUBJECT, THINGS FILLED WITH
DRUGS, THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL DRUG
BUST IN HOUSTON.
A TRAVELER WAS STOPPED AT THE
AIRPORT WITH ASUSPICIOUS
BURRITO IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG.
THE X-RAY REVEALED A SUSPICIOUS
LUMP.
SO THE TSA OPENED IT UP AND
FOUND A BAG OF CRYSTAL METH.
IN THE BURRITO.
SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH A CUP
OF COFFEE.
OTHERS CHOOSE A BURRITO FULL OF
METH.
WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE?
I WOULD SMUGGLE MY METH IN A
CINNABON.
YOU GET A LOT MORE IN.
PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER THE WEEKEND
TOOK SOME TIME OUT TO PLAY GOLF.
HIS FIRST ROUND OF GOLF SINCE
TAKING OFFICE IN JANUARY.
AND OF COURSE HE WAS CRITICIZED
FOR IT, EVEN THOUGH BY
COMPARISON, AT THIS STAGE OF HIS
PRESIDENCY, DONALD TRUMP HAD
ALREADY LOGGED 19 ROUNDS OF
GOLF.
HE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PLAYER ON
THE SENIOR PGA TOUR WHO
OCCASIONALLY VIOLATED THE
CONSTITUTION.
BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THIS IS
WHEN TRUMP IS MOST FURIOUS ABOUT
BEING BANNED FROM TWITTER.
I MEAN, THE CHANCE TO POST AN
ALMOST UNFATHOMABLY HYPOCRITICAL
TWEET CRITICIZING BIDEN FOR
PLAYING GOLF ONE TIME AFTER HE
BASICALLY SPENT HIS ENTIRE
PRESIDENCY ON THE COURSE, AFTER
REPEATEDLY ATTACKING OBAMA FOR
PLAYING GOLF.
I MEAN, IT IS LITERALLY AND
FIGURATIVELY TEED UP FOR HIM,
BUT HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO IT.
TRUMP, BIDEN, OBAMA, BUSH,
CLINTON, THEY'RE ALL GOLFERS.
OUR LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS.
ALL GOLFERS.
WHY DO THEY ALL PLAY GOLF?
WHAT IS IT?
WOULDN'T IT BE REFRESHING TO
HEAR ABOUT A PRESIDENT UNWINDING
WITH A NICE ROUND OF SKEE BALL
FOR A CHANGE?
AS OF TODAY EVERY AMERICAN WHO
IS 16 OR OLDER IS ELIGIBLE TO
GET THE VACCINE IN EVERY
UNITED STATES STATE.
PRESIDENTS BIDEN AND OBAMA
APPEARED TOGETHER IN A
STAR-STUDDED SPECIAL ON NBC LAST
NIGHT URGING AMERICANS TO GET
THE SHOT.
ALMOST NO ONE WATCHED THE
SPECIAL.
IT HAD VERY LOW RATINGS.
WHY WOULD WE?
WE ALREADY HAD A SPECIAL TO
PROMOTE THE VACCINE IT'S CALLED
"THE NEWS FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN
MNTHS."
BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING
HALF OF REPUBLICAN MEN JUST DO
NOT SEEM TO GET IT.
WHICH HAS MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING
DR. FAUCI CONFUSED.
>> ON THE ONE HAND, THEY WANT TO
BE RELIEVED OF THE RESTRICTIONS,
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DENT
WANTTO GET VACCINATED.
IT JUST ALMOST DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE.
>> NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE
SENSE?
WHEN WILL THIS MADMAN STOP
TRYING TO CONTROL US?
LISTEN, LET'S CALL VACCINE
HESITANCY WHAT IT REALLY IS
"WILLFUL STUPIDITY."
AND WE'VE GOT A LOT OF IT.
WHICH COULD MEAN A WHOLE NEW
ROUND OF THIS VIRUS.
SO THE WHITE HOUSE IS PULLING
OUT ALL THE STOPS TO TRY TO SELL
YOUNG PEOPLE ON GETTING THEIR
SHOTS NOW THAT THEY'RE ELIGIBLE.
AND PART OF THAT PLAN IS TO PUT
DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT.
NOT KIDDING.
WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET PEOPLE
VACCINATED THAN AN 80-YEAR-OLD
INFECTIOUS ISEASE SPECIALIST
VOMITING RAINBOWS?
>> WE ALL WANT NORMALCY IN
AMERICA.
THE HIGHWAY TO THAT NORMALCY IS
VACCINATION.
VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT ISRAEL HAS
DONE AND IS DOING.
WE CAN GET THERE, AND EVERY
SINGLE DAY, AS WE GET THREE TO
FOUR MILLION PEOPLE VACCINATED,
WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT
NORMALCY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
YOU KNOW, DR. FAUCI SAYS BY FALL
WE WILL FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT
WE'LL NEED TO GET A THIRD SHOT,
A BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT
AGAINST THE NEW VARIANTS OF THE
VIRUS.
THIS VACCINE IS GOING TO BE LIKE
THE iPHONE.
THERE'LL BE AN UPDATE EVERY YEAR
AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE THE
FRIENDS WHO GET IT BEFORE YOU.
IN ORDER TO STOP COVID, WE NEED
I HAVE A PLAN, GUILLERMO.
>> Guillermo: OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A LOT OF GUYS
DON'T WANT TO GET THE VACCINE.
>> Guillermo: YES.
>> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
IS?
GOYPZ BECAUS
>> Guillermo: BECAUSE THEY'RE
AFRAID?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
AFRAID.
WELL, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I
THINK.
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A
MACHO THING.
I DON'T NEED THE VACCINE.
IT'S SOME SORT OF SIGN OF
WEAKNESS.
>> Guillermo: I GOT IT.
AND I'M MACHO.
I'M A GUY.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE A MACHO.
THERE YOU GO.
>> Guillermo: YEAH, I GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: HE IS A MACHO.
WE GOT A MACHO SITTING RIGHT
HERE ON THE STOOL.
>> Guillermo: MY HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: GOT A WHOLE PLATE OF
MACHOS OVER THERE.
ANYHOW, I DON'T THINK A TV
SPECIAL OR PUTTING DR. FAUCI ON
SNAPCHAT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING
TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO -- THESE
MEN WHO DON'T WANT TO GET A
SHOT.
THERE IS A LOT OF DISINFORMATION
OUT THERE.
AND I THINK THE CDC SHOULD STOP
TRYING TO APPEAL TO COMMON SENSE
AND EMBRACE IT.
>> HELLO.
I'M DR. DAN BODANSKY.
DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE READ
ONLINE, THE AVAILABLE COVID
VACCINES ARE VERY SAFE AND VERY
EFFECTIVE.
BUT IN SOME CASE, MEN WHO GET
THE COVID VACCINE MAY EXPERIENCE
SIDE EFFECTS THAT RESULT IN
PENILE GROWTH TO THE TUNE OF
THREE, FOUR, AND SOME PATIENT
MORSE THAN FIVE INCHES.
IN OTHER WORDS, WHIP IT OUT,
SWING IT AROUND, IT'S SALAMI
TIME!
♪
>> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM
THE UNITED STATES CENTERS FOR
DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION.
HANGING LOW, YO.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S HOW YOU SNEAK TO MEN, ALL
RIGHT?
HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT.
ANDRA DAY IS WITH US.
SHE WILL BE CHATTING AND
SINGING.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ANOTHER OSCAR NOMINEE, RIZ
AHMED.
SO STICK AROUND.
♪
>> Jimmy: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TONIGHT. SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR
FOR HER WORK IN THE UNITED
STATES VERSUS BILLIE HOLIDAY,
AND SHE HAS A NEW SONG CALLED
"PHONE DIES."
ANDRA DAY IS HERE WITH US.
THIS IS NOT UPSIDE DOWN.
IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS UPSIDE DOWN,
BUT IT'S NOT.
I'M TOLD IT'S NOT UPSIDE DOWN.
WE HAVE QUITE A WEEK THIS WEEK,
NEW SHOWS WITH ELLEN DeGENERES,
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG,
ERIC ANDRE, GAL GADOT, AND
FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH,
WITH MUSIC FROM MAROON 5, KALEO,
AND BRAD PAISLEY WITH
JIMMIE ALLEN.
SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THE
STAR-STUDDED LINEUP.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, RAPPER, AND
THE FIRST RIZ TO EVER BE
NOMINATED FOR A BEST ACTOR
OSCAR.
THE FILM IS CALLED "SOUND OF
METAL" IT'S ON AMAZON PRIME
VIDEO NOW, SAY HELLO TO
RIZ AHMED.
HEY, RIZ, HOW YOU?
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATULATIONS.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SO RIZ, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
REMEMBER, YOU WERE HERE TALKING
ABOUT THIS MOVIE LIKE A YEAR
AGO, MAYBE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO.
WE PREMIERED THE TRAILER FOR THE
MOVIE HERE ON THE SHOW.
AND NOW AS A RESULT OF US
PREMIERING THAT TRAILER ON OUR
SHOW, YOU GOT SIX ACADEMY AWARD
NOMINATIONS.
SO WELCOME, I DON'T KNOW.
>> WE OWE YOU EVERYTHING.
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK
LOOKING FOR PAYMENT AT SOME
POINT.
GOT AWAY WITH IT.
JIMMY KIMMEL, YEAH, COME BACK,
PAY ME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
IT FEELS LIKE SUCH CRAZY
JOURNEY, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, JUST
TO BE HERE IN THIS POSITION TO
HAVE THESE SIX NOMINATIONS FOR A
FILM THAT WE MADE AGAINST THE
ODDS AND SO CLOSE TO ALL OF OUR
HEARTS.
IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GOT NOMINATED
FOR BEST ACTOR, WHO IS THE FIRST
PERSON YOU CALLED TO LET THEM
KNOW?
>> MY PARENTS.
>> Jimmy: PARENTS, YEAH.
RIGHT.
THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
>> WELL, MY PARENTS.
TO BE HONEST, THEY WERE ALREADY
AWAKE, SO THEY KIND OF LET ME
KNOW.
IT WAS A POINTLESS PHONE CALL
REALLY.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHARE A
TWEET YOU POSTED AFTER THE
NOMINATION WAS ANNOUNCED.
YOU WROTE "MY COUSIN ADNAN LEGIT
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS
WERE."
WHY ALL THE GUESTS?
I WANT BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT
AWARD FOR THE FINANCIAL QUARTER.
OTHER COUSIN STEPS IN, NAH, IT'S
NOT AS BIG AS THAT BECAUSE HE
DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING.
IT'S MORE LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL
FROM YOUR BOSS.
THANKS, BOSS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOUR COUSINS, BUT I WOULD
SAY I'D MAINTAIN THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE GETTING
AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS.
>> KIND OF SIMILAR, I GUESS.
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY SERIOUS OR
ARE THEY GOOFING?
>> NO, THIS IS A REAL THING.
THIS REALLY HAPPENED.
I SHOULD PUT IT IN CONTEXT.
IT'S THE ONLY COUSIN OF MINE,
RELATIVE OF MINE, ONLY HUMAN
BEING I KNOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT THE OSCARS ARE, TO BE FAIR.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD.
IT KEEPS YOU GROUNDED.
IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE A FAMILY
ZOOM.
MY SISTER HAD ORGANIZED.
EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE HAVE A
BIG FAMILY SO WE DO A GROUP ZOOM
WE START IN THE PANDEMIC.
SO WE DID THAT.
MY SISTER GOES IT WILL BE A
CHANCE TO CONGRATULATE RIZWAN.
AND NO BIG DEAL.
NO ONE ORGANIZED A GROUP ZOOM
WHEN I.
>> Jimmy: I GOT THE FRONT
PARKING SPACE AT MY OFFICE.
AND DID YOU CONGRATULATE HIM ON
HIS CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD?
>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT.
I FEEL THAT WE SHOULD DO THAT
NOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YES.
OR MAYBE YOU WANT THE SAVE IT
FOR THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH?
MAYBE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> JUST SHOUT AT ADNAN.
HE REALLY DESERVES ALL THE --
BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOUR FAMILY HAS
MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THE WHOLE
THING I GUESS.
>> MY FAMILY, MY FAMILY IS
SUPPORT AND HAPPY.
SO IS ADNAN.
HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW.
THAT'S COOL IN A WAY, RIGHT?
TO KEEP YOU GROUNDED.
I FEEL LIKE THIS WHOLE AWARDS
SEASON HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY
GROUNDED IN A POSITIVE WAY.
I'M HERE, I'M ON JIMMY KIMMEL,
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE, I GOT
TO GO WASH THE DISHES.
I'M IN MY PAJAMAS.
>> Jimmy: RIZ, THERE IS GROUNDED
AND THEN THERE IS TOO GROUNDED.
AND I THINK YOUR COUSIN HIT THE
TOO GROUNDED AREA THERE.
BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE IS GREAT
AND YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THE
MOVIE.
I'VE BEEN TELLING A LOT OF
PEOPLE TO WATCH IT.
YOU KNOW, I WISH THIS MOVIE, I
WISH MOST PEOPLE WOULD SEE IT IN
A MOVIE THEATER BECAUSE IT IS
THE SOUND PART OF IT IS SO
IMPORTANT.
SO HOPEFULLY PEOPLE HAVE GOOD
TELEVISION SPEAKERS AT HOME.
BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU
DID IS YOU LEARNED -- YOU HAD TO
LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE, AMERICAN
SIGN LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO PLAY
THIS ROLE BECAUSE YOUR
CHARACTER'S LOSING HIS HEARING.
AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO
LEARN?
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LEARN?
>> I MEAN, IT'S LIKE ANY
LANGUAGE.
YOU CAN KEEP LEARNING, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS
FILM WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS
BECAUSE ON ONE LEVEL, YEAH, IT
WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU GOT GREAT
SOUND SYSTEM, YOU WANT TO LISTEN
ON HEADPHONES.
BUT THIS FILM IS ALSO MADE FOR
DEAF AUDIENCES.
SO EVERY PRINT OF THIS FILM IS
CAPTIONED, YOU KNOW, UNIVERSALLY
SO DEAF AUDIENCES CAN ALSO ENJOY
IT.
AND ALSO, THERE ARE BITS OF THE
FILM WHERE I'M JUST SPEAKING IN
SIGN LANGUAGE, AND THERE IS NO
SUBTITLES.
AND THAT'S JUST FOR DEAF
AUDIENCES.
SO HOPEFULLY THE FILM BRINGS
THOSE TWO AUDIENCES TOGETHER AND
CATERS TO BOTH OF THEM AS WELL.
BUT I LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE FOR
SEVEN AND A HALF MONTHS WITH MY
SIGN INSTRUCTOR JEREMY LEE STONE
WHO IS AN AMAZING DUDE.
>> Jimmy: I HEARD HE IS THE
BEST.
>> JEREMY IS BRILLIANT, MAN.
HE IS SOMEBODY WHO TAUGHT ME
AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT HE
ALSO TAUGHT ME A LOT MORE THAN
THAT.
I FEEL LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THE
DEAF COMMUNITY TAUGHT ME WHAT
LISTENING REALLY IS.
AND I FEEL LIKE DEAF PEOPLE AND
THE DEAF PEOPLE THAT WERE
MENTORING ME AT THE TIME
PREPARING FOR THIS FILM ARE THE
BEST LISTENERS I'VE EVER MET,
BECAUSE THIS THING IS ABOUT YOUR
ATTENTION, ABOUT YOUR FOCUS,
ABOUT HOLDING FAING SPACE FOR S
ELSE'S ENERGY.
JEREMY TAUGHT ME A GREAT DEAL
AND NED INTO THE CHARACTER AND
IN A WAY CHANGED MY LIFE AS A
HUMAN BEING JUST THE WAY THAT I
COMMUTE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING.
IT'S EASY TO MESS UP, BECAUSE
MANY OF THE WORDS AND THE
LETTERS, THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR.
DID YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS?
WERE THERE ANY TIMES WHERE
PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE
SAYING?
>> IT'S A VERY RICH AND COMPLEX
AND BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE, AND WHEN
YOU'RE LEARNING ANY LANGUAGE,
YOU CAN SCREW IT UP.
ACTUALLY, MY DIRECTOR, DARIUS
MODER, HE SCREWED UP REALLY
BADLY, EVERY DAY ON SET
ACTUALLY.
WE HAD A LOT OF DEFECTORS AND WE
HAD INTERPRETERS, AND I WAS ON
AND OFF CAMERA SPEAKING IN SIGN
LANGUAGE AT THAT POINT.
I WAS MORE FLUENT.
SO DARIUS WOULD COME AND JOIN
THE PARTY.
AND HE WOULD GO UP TO PEOPLE.
AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING
"NICE TO MEET YOU."
BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING NICE
TO [ BLEEP ] YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT IS THE
DIFFERENCE?
-- I WONDER -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WONDER IF YOU SAID THAT, IF
WE'D HAVE TO BLUR OUT YOUR
HANDS.
>> I'M NOT DOING IT.
I'M NOT DOING IT.
>> Jimmy: OH, WHAT'S NICE.
>> I'M NOT DOING IT HERE RIGHT
NOW.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S NICE TO --
>> NICE.
NICE, IT'S LIKE NICE.
>> Jimmy: NICE TO AND THEN YOU
GO LIKE THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS?
>> NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT
MUST HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY
INTENTIONAL.
>> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
RIZ AHMED IS WITH US.
THE MOVIE IS "THE SOUND OF
METAL."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪
>> PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DR.
PEPPER ZERO
>> HOW ABOUT NOW? HOW'S THAT? >> OH, THAT'S BAD.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS RIZ AHMED IN
"THE SOUND OF METAL."
IT IS ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
HE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR
BEST ACTOR.
WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE OSCARS
WITH YOU?
>> I'M GOING TO BE TAKING MY
WIFE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PLAY.
>> YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO TAKE
YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE NICE.
ACTUALLY, WE WERE THERE TOGETHER
ONCE BEFORE.
YOU WERE A PRESENTER THE YEAR I
HOSTED.
YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN ALL HELL BROKE
LOOSE AT THE END.
RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW, PRESENTING THIS
YEAR, I AM BAD.
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I PRESENT,
SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS.
>> Jimmy: THEY DECIDED NEVER TO
HAVE A HOST AGAIN.
SO YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR WIFE,
WHICH YOU DID NOT HAVE A WIFE
LAST TIME I CHATTED WITH YOU.
THIS WAS -- YOU HAD A COVID
MARRIAGE, YES?
>> THAT'S A WEIRD WAY OF
LABELING IT.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT IS.
YEAH.
>> IT'S JUST A COVID -- IT'S A
GAME THROUGH LOCKDOWN.
YES.
IT'S JUST COVID -- AS SOON AS
COVID IS DONE.
MARRIAGE.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK ABOUT
THAT?
DID YOU THINK WELL, MAYBE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THIS PANDEMIC, DID IT
GIVE YOU PAUSE AND MAKE YOU
THINK MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT?
OR MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO MOVE
FASTER BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN?
>> SO I GUESS ONE THING THAT WAS
GOOD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED IN
LOCKDOWN IS IT GIVES YOU A
REALLY GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT
HAVING A REALLY BEING WEDDING.
>>Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TRUE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
INVITE COUSIN ADNAN TO YOUR
WEDDING, YOU KNOW.
SORRY, DUDE.
>> I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU, BRO,
BUT YEAH.
THAT'S THE GOOD UPSIDE TO IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
YEAH.
DID YOU HAVE A VERY SMALL
WEDDING THEN, I ASSUME?
>> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SMALL.
IT WAS LIKE IN THE BACKYARD.
IT WAS VERY CHILL, VERY
INTIMATE.
NOT MANY PEOPLE THERE AT ALL.
JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, VERY
IMMEDIATE FAMILY.
AND TO BE HONEST, IT WAS KIND OF
BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT REASON, YOU
KNOW.
IT WAS VERY RELAXED, VERY
INTIMATE, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT MAKING SURE HUNDREDS
OF GUESTS ARE OKAY AND LOADS OF
RANDOMS JUST KNOCK ABOUT.
IS THAT -- DID WE INVITE THAT
PERSON?
WHO IS THAT?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR COUSIN.
THAT MY COUSIN?
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO MAKE
IT A SURPRISE, OR WAS IT A
SURPRISE, YOUR PROPOSAL?
>> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE
WEDDING.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO.
>> SURPRISE, WE'RE GETTING
MARRIED TODAY!
>> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS
HEADED OUT FOR A BARBECUE.
>> WHO'S SHAGGY NOW.
>> Jimmy: NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE PROPOSAL ITSELF.
>> I THINK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A
JOKE.
BECAUSE WE WENT INTO THE PARK.
IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS YOU
COULD DO AT THAT POINT IN THE
LOCKDOWN, AND WE WERE KIND OF
HAVING A LITTLE PICNIC.
AND I POPPED THE QUESTION.
AND SHE LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE
YOU'RE JOKING.
AND MAYBE THE WAY I PROPOSED
DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T HELP.
BECAUSE SHE'S A NOVELIST.
SHE IS AMAZING WITH WORDS.
SO SHE LOVES A BIT OF SCRABBLE.
SO WE WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING
SCRABBLE AND I DID THAT CORNY
THING WHERE I STOLE ALL THE
LETTERS UP FRONT AND I SPELLED
IT OUT.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT I LIKE
THAT.
IS THAT CORNY?
>> NICE AND CORNY.
>> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF
ANYONE DOING THAT BEFORE.
>> WELL, MAYBE.
REALLY?
>> Jimmy: NO.
HAVE YOU?
DO YOU KNOW OF PEOPLE DOING THAT
BEFORE?
>> AFTER THIS, I HOPE EVERYONE
IS GOING TO BE DOING IT.
>> Jimmy: WELL SURE, NOW.
BUT YOU'RE A TRENDSETTER IS WHAT
YOU ARE.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY
THEN, I GUESS.
>> NO.
I HAD A BACHELOR ZOOM.
>> Jimmy: A BACHELOR ZOOM.
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THAT WAS.
WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I HOPE.
>> NO, I JUST SENT OUT A LINK
INTO THE ETHER, ANYONE WHO WANTS
TO JOIN, JUMP IN.
>> Jimmy: WOULD IT BE BAD FORM
TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY AFTER
THE WEDDING?
>> A GREAT IDEA.
I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH
THIS.
LET'S DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: LISTEN, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
NEXT TIME YOU'RE BACK HERE IN
STUDIO WITH US, GUILLERMO AND I
ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU NEXT DOOR
TO HOOTERS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
WILL HAPPEN.
WE'LL INVITE THE HOLLYWOOD
BOULEVARD SUPER HEROES.
EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE.
IT WILL BE GOOD TIMES.
YOU NEED -- YEAH, THAT ONE YOU
ARE OWED, I THINK.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
MARRIAGE AND YOUR OSCAR
NOMINATION.
A VERY EXCITING.
I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK ON
SUNDAY NIGHT.
THE MOVIE IS GREAT.
IT'S CALLED "THE SOUND OF
METAL."
IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON
PRIME VIDEO.
RIZ AHMED, EVERYBODY.
THANKS, RIZ.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH ANDRA DAY.
>> Jimmy: HELLO. WELCOME BACK, FIVE YEARS AGO OUR NEXT GUEST'S FIRST ALBUM EARNED
HER TWO GRAMMY NOMINATIONS.
HER FIRST LEAD IN A MOVIE WON
HER A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND SHE IS
NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR THAT
MOVIE TOO.
♪ IF I MAN AIN'T GOT NO MONEY
AND I SAY TAKE ALL MY MINE,
HONEY ♪
♪ AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS IF I
DO ♪
>> Jimmy: "THE UNITED STATES VS.
BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME ANDRA DAY!
♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW ARE YOU?
THANKS FOR COMING.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN
HERE.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME THE
FIRST TIME.
>> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN COME
EVERY TIME.
IT'S FINE.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR OSCAR
NOMINATION.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE I THINK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE
A KID PROBABLY, YOU TRY TO FIND
MAYBE YOU'VE LISTENED TO MUSIC
AND IMITATE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU
LIKE.
AND THEN AS A PERFORMER, YOU
THEN DO YOUR OWN THING AND YOU
TRY NOT TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU
LIKE.
AND THEN SOMETIMES THAT ABILITY
TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE GETS
YOU AN OSCAR NOMINATION LIKE IN
THIS PARTICULAR CASE.
>> WELL, WE'RE STILL JUST
IMITATING PEOPLE WE LIKE, EVEN
AS PERFORMERS.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU'RE 100% CORRECT,
RIGHT.
YEAH.
>> IT'S JUST AN AM MAGAZINE
NATAMAL
NATION.
SIMONE, WHITNEY.
I'M JUST ONE BIG COPYCAT.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU STARTED
WRITING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH IN
THE EVENT YOU WIN, OR WILL YOU
JUST REUSE WHAT YOU SAID AT THE
GOLDEN GLOBES?
>> PRETTY MUCH THAT.
I'M GOOD ABOUT RECYCLING, YOU
KNOW.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET
EVERY NAME.
IT'S SO NERVE-RACKING, AND THERE
IS SO MUCH PRESSURE.
>> Jimmy: THERE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE CHAOTIC.
>> Jimmy: WHO WOULD BE THE WORST
PERSON FOR YOU TO FORGET?
>> WELL, LIKE LEE.
THAT WOULD SUCK.
EVERYONE ELSE, THANK YOU.
NO, WHO WOULD BE THE WORST
PERSON?
LEE WOULD BE THE FIRST.
BILLIE, PROBABLY.
OR JUST [ BLEEP ] THEM.
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYBODY.
>> Jimmy: WHO WILL YOU BRING TO
THE OSCAR SHOW WITH YOU?
>> I'M ACTUALLY EITHER BRINGING
MY OLDER SISTER OR MY YOUNGER
BROTHER.
I'M GOING LET THEM BOX IT OUT.
ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO DO WHO
GETS ME THE BEST GIFT.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA.
I LIKE THAT IDEA.
A GIFT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A
PRESENTATION CEREMONY ON LIKE
SATURDAY.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU GET THE GIFT, AND
THEN YOU WILL DECIDE BETWEEN THE
TWO OF THEM.
>> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: OR WE COULD LET
AMERICA DECIDE.
YOU CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND
TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF YOURSELF
ENTIRELY.
>> YEAH, I LOVE MY FAMILY A
LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR THAT.
>> Jimmy: SO NOT MOM, DAD?
NOT COMING?
>> NO.
YOU KNOW, MOM, TRY TO LIKE
BASICALLY KIND OF KEEP TRACK OF
HOW MANY TIMES EACH FAMILY
MEMBER HAS BEEN TO AN EVENT.
MY MOTHER HAS BEEN.
MY FATHER HAS BEEN.
THEY'VE ALL BEEN TO THE WHITE
HOUSE OR THE GRAMMYS.
AND MY FATHER -- ACTUALLY, MY
FATHER ONE YEAR AT THE GRAMMYS,
HE MET ADELE.
HE WAS JUST BACKSTAGE CHILLING
WITH ADELE RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS
ABOUT TO GO ON.
AND HE BLURTS OUT MY DAUGHTER IS
ANDRA DAY.
AND SHE LOOKS OVER YOU MUST BE
SO PROUD.
SHE IS REALLY FAMOUS.
I'M GOING LET HIM COOL HIS JETS
A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THIS EVENT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY.
WE EXPECT OUR PARENTS AND PEOPLE
AROUND US TO STAY COOL IN THOSE
SITUATIONS.
BUT COOL IS SOMETHING, THERE IS
A HARDENING THAT GOES ON.
>> LIKE RIGHT NOW.
I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY
COLLECTED.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO.
YOU SEEM VERY COOL RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE NOT?
>> NOT TO LOOK BEHIND ME.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF PLAYING IT
COOL, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, THAT
YOU IN A WAY -- WOULD IT BE FAIR
TO SAY STEVIE WONDER DISCOVERED
YOU?
>> YEAH.
I MEAN, WELL, OKAY.
THE FAIR THING TO SAY IS THAT
KAI MILLER MORRIS, STEVIE
WONDER'S WIFE AT THE TIME
DISCOVERED ME.
SHE ACTUALLY SAW A CLIP OF ME
SINGING.
I WAS JUST SINGING IN FRONT OF
THIS STRIP MALL IN MALIBU.
IT WAS LIKE A SHOE STORE OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: AND SHE HAPPENED TO
PAWN IT?
>> THERE IS SOMEBODY I WAS
WORKING WITH AT THE TIME.
AND HE HAPPENED TO PAWN HER IN A
PASTRY SHOP.
OKAY.
I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE
THIS STORY.
BUT IT'S FINE.
IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE.
BUT YEAH, HE HAPPENED UPON HER
IN A PASTRY SHOP.
AND SHE LIKED MY VOICE AND
PLAYED IT FOR STEVIE AND HE
LIKED IT AND ORCHESTRATED A
CALL.
LY NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT.
IT FELT LIKE A METEOR HIT MY --
NOT EVEN MY HOUSE, MY WHOLE
WORLD.
I WAS LIVING BEHIND A 7-ELEVEN
TO THE RIGHT OF A DUMPSTER.
I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: AND STEVIE WONDER
CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU, I
GUESS.
>> BRETT MUCH, YEAH.
THOSE THREE WORDS.
WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT,
ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU GOT OFF
THE PHONE, YOUR HEAD MUST HAVE
BEEN SPINNING.
>> YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS JUST SORT
OF IN A DAZE.
ALL I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY WAS
THAT HE HAD ONE SONG LIKE A
SPECIFIC SONG THAT I THINK THIS
WOULD BE GREAT TO WRITE WITH
YOU.
AND THEN I REMEMBER THINKING
THAT'S A REALLY LONG TITLE.
AND THEN THE OTHER THING IS HE
ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN WAS.
OH, FOR REAL?
COOL, WE'RE DOING THIS.
I'M A CAPRICORN.
SO, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE
THAT THE ZODIAC.
GOOD THING IT MATCHED UP.
>> YEAH, SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN
HIS STUDIO TOGETHER.
BUT APPARENTLY NOBODY LIKES CAP
CORNS.
>> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT TRUE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT?
>> I LOOKED AT ONE OF THOSE
COMPATIBILITY THINGS.
AND IT WAS LIKE THIS PERSON'S
MATCHED WITH THIS AND THIS
MATCHES WITH THIS.
AND THIS -- EVERYBODY IS
SOMEBODY OUT THERE IS LIKE GIRL
RISING AND MOONS.
NO, I KNOW Y'ALL DISAPPOINTED IN
ME RIGHT NOW.
BUT I LOOKED AT IT.
IT WAS CAPRICORNS ARE COMPATIBLE
WITH CAPRICORNS.
I WAS LIKE DAMN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT?
>> WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
NOVEMBER 13th.A SCORPIO.-
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
GETTING ALONG.
>> I DO.
I THINK SO.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?
HOW LONG BEFORE YOU SEE STEVIE
WONDER AFTER THAT TELEPHONE
CALL?
>> IT WASN'T THAT LONG,
HONESTLY.
THEY SET UP A DINNER.
WE WERE AT A DINNER -- WAS IT
MR. CHARLES?
NAH.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THE FOOD WAS REALLY GOOD.
AND I HAD NEVER HAD FOOD THIS
GOOD BEFORE.
THIS WAS DEFINITELY A RICH
RESTAURANT.
I WISH I COULD HAVE REMEMBERED
IT.
YEAH, SO WE HAD A DINNER.
HE INTRODUCED ME.
ULTIMATELY, HE INTRODUCED ME TO
THE ACTUALLY, OH MY GOD, I'M
TRIPPING.
IT WAS A LOT OF TIME IN BETWEEN
THAT, BECAUSE THE PERSON I WAS
WORKING WITH UNFORTUNATELY AT
THE TIME WAS NOT THE MOST
FORTHRIGHT PERSON.
SO I GOT THE MESSAGE THAT I
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY
DIDN'T LIKE ME.
AND I SAID OKAY, COOL, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: AFTER THE DINNER?
>> NO, NO, THIS IS BEFORE THE
DINNER.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> AND SO THEN THEY ACTUALLY
HELD ON TO MY INFORMATION AND
REACHED OUT THE ME A YEAR LATER
AND WE REALLY HOPE YOU'RE STILL
INTERESTED.
WHAT I HEARD WAS NOT THE TRUTH.
AND THEN WE HAD THE DINNER AND
HE INTRODUCED ME TO ADRIAN WHO
DID MY FIRST ALBUM.
A JOURNEY FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT.
HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SING
WITH STEVIE?
>> YEAH WE SANG TOGETHER A FEW
TIMES AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
WE ALSO SANG AT THE STAPLES
CENTER.
IT IS THE MOST NERVE-RACKING
EXPERIENCE EVER.
IT'S JUST LIKE -- BECAUSE FIST
OF ALL, HIS SONGS ARE NOT EASY
TO SING.
THEY SEEM -- OKAY.
I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS.
THIS ISN'T RUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY
CAN SING, GREAT.
FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN'T,
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T.
BUT FOR A LAYPERSON SINGING
MAYBE.
BUT FOR SOMEBODY WHO REALLY
KNOWS MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE CHORUS
IS SO COMPLEX.
IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE.
I WAS TRYING NOT TO MESS IT UP.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO
DO A SONG FOR US TONIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, WHEN
SOMEONE FROM YOUR RECORD COMPANY
TEXTED THIS TO OUR MUSIC
PRODUCER, HE THOUGHT HE'D
ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMETHING HE
SHOULDN'T HAVE.
>> OH!
GOT A SPECIAL TEXT FROM MISS
DAY.
OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THE NEW SINGLE IS
CALLED "PHONE DIES."
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND "THE UNITED STATES
VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU
NOW IF YOU WANT TO WATH.
THIS OSCAR NOMINATED
PERFORMANCE.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
YOU'RE GOING TO SING WHEN WE
COME BACK.
ANDRA DAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪
>> THIS ON JIMMY KIMMEL, GAL GADOT, JIMMY KIMMEL AND BRAD PAISLEY, MAROON 5 AND
>>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL CONCERT
SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES
MENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE ARE BACK AND SHE IS READY,
HERE WITH THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE
OF "PHONE DIES," ANDRA DAY.
♪ WOZAH WOZAH
GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪
♪ WOZAH WOZAH
GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪
♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY
BUT BE MY BABY
I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE
VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪
♪ YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE
VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES
THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY
BUT BE MY BABY ♪
♪ I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE
VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES
YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE
VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪
♪ WOZAH WOZAH
GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪
♪ WOZAH WOZAH
GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪
♪ NOW YOU KNOW I'M
NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU
'CAUSE YOU'VE BECOME
A PART OF ME ♪
♪ I'M SO LOCKED IN
NOTHING CAN PULL ME OUT
♪ I'M SO LOCKED IN UR LOVE'S A MINE ME OUT SO FULL OF GEMS ♪
♪ THAT OUR VALUE WON'T GO DOWN
IT LINGERS IN YOUR MIND
MEMORIES OF OUR ♪
♪ SOULS INTERTWINED
AND WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE
WITH PASSION
BUT I'M AT TWO PERCENT ♪
♪ WASSUP WASSUP
OH YOU COULD FEEL IT
PULL UP PULL UP 'CAUSE
YOU KNOW THAT ♪
♪ I'M ALREADY ON
AIN'T NOTHING COMING BETWEEN
LINK IS SO POWERFUL
UNTIL THE POWER GOES ♪
♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, YEAH,
BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ UNTIL MY PHONE DIES, UNTIL MY
PHONE DIES ♪
♪ IT'S SO AMAZING BEING MY BABY
I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE
VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES
YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE ♪
♪ VIBES UNTIL
MY PHONE DIES ♪
♪
WOZAH WOZAH ♪ ♪ WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE PASSION
BE MY BABY
I'M THAT PERSON
WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE ♪
♪ PASSION
I'M THAT PERSON ♪
♪
>> AND THEN I COULD JUST RUN OUT LIKE THIS. >> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT
>> Jimmy: THERE'S SOME PRESENTS FOR YOU. >> IT'S 100% REAL.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> GREAT SHOW, JIMMY.
>> NEW WEEK NIGHTS ON ABC.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
WE RAN OUT OF TIME.
TOMORROW NIGHT ELLEN DeGENERES
AND BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL BE
HERE WITH MUSIC FROM BRAD
PAISLEY AND JIMMIE ALLEN.
AND NOW, IT IS TECHNICALLY 4/20,
SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M
GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT
WATCHING MIKE LINDELL.
GOODNIGHT.
♪
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