1 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:12,061 >>> FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!." TONIGHT RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. 2 00:00:12,063 --> 00:00:16,231 KIMMEL LIVE!." TONIGHT RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! 3 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,099 TONIGHT RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: OY, THANK YOU, THANK 4 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:17,466 AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: OY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 5 00:00:17,468 --> 00:00:18,133 >> Jimmy: OY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HI, EVERYONE. 6 00:00:18,135 --> 00:00:21,403 YOU. HI, EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY. 7 00:00:21,405 --> 00:00:21,970 HI, EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 8 00:00:21,972 --> 00:00:25,007 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 9 00:00:25,009 --> 00:00:25,641 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT 10 00:00:25,643 --> 00:00:26,575 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT WAS ONE OF THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE 11 00:00:26,577 --> 00:00:27,609 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT WAS ONE OF THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE DAYS WE'VE HAD HERE AT OUR 12 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,178 WAS ONE OF THE LEAST PRODUCTIVE DAYS WE'VE HAD HERE AT OUR OFFICE IN QUITE SOME TIME. 13 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:35,751 DAYS WE'VE HAD HERE AT OUR OFFICE IN QUITE SOME TIME. BECAUSE MIKE LINDELL, THE 14 00:00:35,753 --> 00:00:37,453 OFFICE IN QUITE SOME TIME. BECAUSE MIKE LINDELL, THE MYPILLOW GUY, WITH WHOM I AM 15 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,788 BECAUSE MIKE LINDELL, THE MYPILLOW GUY, WITH WHOM I AM OBSESSED, LAUNCHED 16 00:00:48,732 --> 00:00:52,134 FOR 48 STRAIGHT ON HIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA SITE, FRANKSPEECH.COM. 17 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:52,735 SOCIAL MEDIA SITE, FRANKSPEECH.COM. AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE 18 00:00:52,737 --> 00:00:53,368 FRANKSPEECH.COM. AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID THE CEO OF A PILLOW COMPANY 19 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,002 AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID THE CEO OF A PILLOW COMPANY COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCH A 20 00:00:54,004 --> 00:00:54,570 SAID THE CEO OF A PILLOW COMPANY COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCH A MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AND 21 00:00:54,572 --> 00:01:01,009 COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCH A MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AND THOSE PEOPLE WERE 100% CORRECT. 22 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:02,411 MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AND THOSE PEOPLE WERE 100% CORRECT. IT IS REALLY -- I HIGHLY 23 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:02,745 THOSE PEOPLE WERE 100% CORRECT. IT IS REALLY -- I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. 24 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:04,346 IT IS REALLY -- I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. IT IS QUITE A SPECTACLE. 25 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:06,415 RECOMMEND IT. IT IS QUITE A SPECTACLE. IF YOU'RE HIGH, I RECOMMEND IT. 26 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,484 IT IS QUITE A SPECTACLE. IF YOU'RE HIGH, I RECOMMEND IT. IT'S LIKE THE JERRY LEWIS 27 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:11,086 IF YOU'RE HIGH, I RECOMMEND IT. IT'S LIKE THE JERRY LEWIS TELETHON IF JERRY WAS ON A 28 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:13,989 IT'S LIKE THE JERRY LEWIS TELETHON IF JERRY WAS ON A PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL AND CRACK. 29 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,390 TELETHON IF JERRY WAS ON A PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL AND CRACK. IT'S QUITE A PRODUCTION. 30 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:17,259 PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL AND CRACK. IT'S QUITE A PRODUCTION. PHONES WERE RINGING, CRANK CALLS 31 00:01:17,261 --> 00:01:18,293 IT'S QUITE A PRODUCTION. PHONES WERE RINGING, CRANK CALLS WERE POURING IN, THE LIGHTS WENT 32 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,395 PHONES WERE RINGING, CRANK CALLS WERE POURING IN, THE LIGHTS WENT OUT, HE KEPT RANTING AND RAVING 33 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:21,430 WERE POURING IN, THE LIGHTS WENT OUT, HE KEPT RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT THE SAME THINGS OVER AND 34 00:01:21,432 --> 00:01:22,998 OUT, HE KEPT RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,269 ABOUT THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. MACHINES, VACCINES, AND ME. 36 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,637 OVER AGAIN. MACHINES, VACCINES, AND ME. >> I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET 37 00:01:28,639 --> 00:01:30,506 MACHINES, VACCINES, AND ME. >> I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU USE THE "N" WORD, THE C 38 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:34,309 >> I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU USE THE "N" WORD, THE C WORD, THE F WORD, OR USE GOD'S 39 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,444 YOU USE THE "N" WORD, THE C WORD, THE F WORD, OR USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. 40 00:01:35,446 --> 00:01:35,844 WORD, THE F WORD, OR USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. YOU KNOW WHAT? 41 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,113 NAME IN VAIN. YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT AWAY, JIMMY KIMMEL GRABBED 42 00:01:38,115 --> 00:01:40,182 YOU KNOW WHAT? RIGHT AWAY, JIMMY KIMMEL GRABBED THAT, MOCKED ME, AND THEN HE 43 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,584 RIGHT AWAY, JIMMY KIMMEL GRABBED THAT, MOCKED ME, AND THEN HE MOCKED ME BY BEING A CRACK 44 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:42,851 THAT, MOCKED ME, AND THEN HE MOCKED ME BY BEING A CRACK ADDICT. 45 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,186 MOCKED ME BY BEING A CRACK ADDICT. ANYWAY, IT'S HORRIFIC. 46 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,121 ADDICT. ANYWAY, IT'S HORRIFIC. JIMMY KIMMEL GETS ON TV AND 47 00:01:46,123 --> 00:01:47,623 ANYWAY, IT'S HORRIFIC. JIMMY KIMMEL GETS ON TV AND MAKES A JOKE OUT OF THIS LAUNCH. 48 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,691 JIMMY KIMMEL GETS ON TV AND MAKES A JOKE OUT OF THIS LAUNCH. HE GOES BACK TO MY DRUG DAYS, 49 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,060 MAKES A JOKE OUT OF THIS LAUNCH. HE GOES BACK TO MY DRUG DAYS, SAYS IT'S A WONDER I HAVE ANY 50 00:01:52,062 --> 00:01:52,528 HE GOES BACK TO MY DRUG DAYS, SAYS IT'S A WONDER I HAVE ANY TEETH LEFT. 51 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,096 SAYS IT'S A WONDER I HAVE ANY TEETH LEFT. >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY KIMMEL BASHED 52 00:01:54,098 --> 00:01:54,596 TEETH LEFT. >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY KIMMEL BASHED ME THE OTHER NIGHT. 53 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:56,298 >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY KIMMEL BASHED ME THE OTHER NIGHT. HE SAYS THIS EX-CRACK ADDICT, 54 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,900 ME THE OTHER NIGHT. HE SAYS THIS EX-CRACK ADDICT, IT'S A WONDER HE HAS TEETH. 55 00:01:57,902 --> 00:01:59,735 HE SAYS THIS EX-CRACK ADDICT, IT'S A WONDER HE HAS TEETH. YOU KNOW, I TALKED ABOUT MY 56 00:01:59,737 --> 00:02:01,737 IT'S A WONDER HE HAS TEETH. YOU KNOW, I TALKED ABOUT MY CRACK ADDICTION, MADE FUN OF 57 00:02:01,739 --> 00:02:03,939 YOU KNOW, I TALKED ABOUT MY CRACK ADDICTION, MADE FUN OF THAT, AND BASICALLY SLAMMING 58 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:04,773 CRACK ADDICTION, MADE FUN OF THAT, AND BASICALLY SLAMMING ADDICTION SHAMING PEOPLE. 59 00:02:04,775 --> 00:02:06,542 THAT, AND BASICALLY SLAMMING ADDICTION SHAMING PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, SHAMING THE AMERICAN 60 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,976 ADDICTION SHAMING PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, SHAMING THE AMERICAN DREAM, JIMMY KIMMEL. 61 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:10,078 YOU KNOW, SHAMING THE AMERICAN DREAM, JIMMY KIMMEL. >> JIMMY KIMMEL WENT ON TV AND 62 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:10,946 DREAM, JIMMY KIMMEL. >> JIMMY KIMMEL WENT ON TV AND HAD A CONNIPTION. 63 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:13,582 >> JIMMY KIMMEL WENT ON TV AND HAD A CONNIPTION. HE GOES CAN YOU BELIEVE MIKE 64 00:02:13,584 --> 00:02:14,049 HAD A CONNIPTION. HE GOES CAN YOU BELIEVE MIKE LINDELL'S COMING UP. 65 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,851 HE GOES CAN YOU BELIEVE MIKE LINDELL'S COMING UP. WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING 66 00:02:15,853 --> 00:02:16,051 LINDELL'S COMING UP. WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING THAT. 67 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,519 WE DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING THAT. HE SHOULD STICK TO PILLOWS. 68 00:02:17,521 --> 00:02:19,555 THAT. HE SHOULD STICK TO PILLOWS. >> AND THEN HE SAYS MIKE'S 69 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,423 HE SHOULD STICK TO PILLOWS. >> AND THEN HE SAYS MIKE'S PLATFORM, YOU CAN'T USE GOD'S 70 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:22,524 >> AND THEN HE SAYS MIKE'S PLATFORM, YOU CAN'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. 71 00:02:22,526 --> 00:02:23,992 PLATFORM, YOU CAN'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. AND NOBODY LAUGHED IN HIS 72 00:02:23,994 --> 00:02:24,860 NAME IN VAIN. AND NOBODY LAUGHED IN HIS AUDIENCE. 73 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:26,862 AND NOBODY LAUGHED IN HIS AUDIENCE. JIMMY, YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY 74 00:02:26,864 --> 00:02:27,863 AUDIENCE. JIMMY, YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 75 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:28,831 JIMMY, YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE HAVE SENSE NOW. 76 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,365 ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE HAVE SENSE NOW. >> AND I'M SORRY, JIMMY KIMMEL. 77 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,568 PEOPLE HAVE SENSE NOW. >> AND I'M SORRY, JIMMY KIMMEL. YOU WON'T GET TO USE GOD'S NAME 78 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,001 >> AND I'M SORRY, JIMMY KIMMEL. YOU WON'T GET TO USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. 79 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:34,236 YOU WON'T GET TO USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. >> I'M PRAYING FOR JIMMY KIMMEL. 80 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,572 IN VAIN. >> I'M PRAYING FOR JIMMY KIMMEL. I GO ON YOUR SHOW, JIMMY AND ALL 81 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,141 >> I'M PRAYING FOR JIMMY KIMMEL. I GO ON YOUR SHOW, JIMMY AND ALL YOU LATE NIGHT HOSTS WHO SIT 82 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:41,176 I GO ON YOUR SHOW, JIMMY AND ALL YOU LATE NIGHT HOSTS WHO SIT HERE AND MOCK PEOPLE AND MOCK 83 00:02:41,178 --> 00:02:41,410 YOU LATE NIGHT HOSTS WHO SIT HERE AND MOCK PEOPLE AND MOCK THINGS. 84 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,078 HERE AND MOCK PEOPLE AND MOCK THINGS. >> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT. 85 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:48,083 THINGS. >> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT. THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOUT OUTS. 86 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:48,617 >> Jimmy: HE'S RIGHT. THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOUT OUTS. HERE'S SOMETHING. 87 00:02:48,619 --> 00:02:49,651 THANKS FOR ALL THE SHOUT OUTS. HERE'S SOMETHING. YOU THINK HE IS REALLY PRAYING 88 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:52,087 HERE'S SOMETHING. YOU THINK HE IS REALLY PRAYING FOR ME? 89 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,756 YOU THINK HE IS REALLY PRAYING FOR ME? LIKE HONESTLY, YOU THINK WHEN HE 90 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,791 FOR ME? LIKE HONESTLY, YOU THINK WHEN HE SAID HIS PRAYERS BEFORE BED, HE 91 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:58,126 LIKE HONESTLY, YOU THINK WHEN HE SAID HIS PRAYERS BEFORE BED, HE ACTUALLY NAMED ME? 92 00:02:58,128 --> 00:03:01,129 SAID HIS PRAYERS BEFORE BED, HE ACTUALLY NAMED ME? GUILLERMO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 93 00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:01,997 ACTUALLY NAMED ME? GUILLERMO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO. 94 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:03,165 GUILLERMO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE DID. 95 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:04,733 >> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE DID. MIKE LINDELL DOESN'T SEEM TO 96 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:06,134 >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE DID. MIKE LINDELL DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND, I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN. 97 00:03:06,136 --> 00:03:06,768 MIKE LINDELL DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND, I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING, 98 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:09,404 UNDERSTAND, I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING, BUT I LOVE IT. 99 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,305 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING, BUT I LOVE IT. I AM ENJOYING IT. 100 00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:11,540 BUT I LOVE IT. I AM ENJOYING IT. OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE HIM ON 101 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:13,208 I AM ENJOYING IT. OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE HIM ON OUR SHOW. 102 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:13,742 OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE HIM ON OUR SHOW. UNDER TWO CONDITIONS. 103 00:03:13,744 --> 00:03:14,376 OUR SHOW. UNDER TWO CONDITIONS. NUMBER ONE, HE HAS TO ACTUALLY 104 00:03:14,378 --> 00:03:16,345 UNDER TWO CONDITIONS. NUMBER ONE, HE HAS TO ACTUALLY COME INTO OUR STUDIO. 105 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:16,912 NUMBER ONE, HE HAS TO ACTUALLY COME INTO OUR STUDIO. I NEED TO SEE HIM IN PERSON. 106 00:03:16,914 --> 00:03:21,583 COME INTO OUR STUDIO. I NEED TO SEE HIM IN PERSON. I WANT TO SMELL THE KNOCKWURST 107 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:22,084 I NEED TO SEE HIM IN PERSON. I WANT TO SMELL THE KNOCKWURST IN HIS MUSTACHE. 108 00:03:22,086 --> 00:03:23,118 I WANT TO SMELL THE KNOCKWURST IN HIS MUSTACHE. AND NUMBER TWO, I WOULD LIKE TO 109 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:23,752 IN HIS MUSTACHE. AND NUMBER TWO, I WOULD LIKE TO CONDUCT OUR INTERVIEW IN A BED, 110 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:25,754 AND NUMBER TWO, I WOULD LIKE TO CONDUCT OUR INTERVIEW IN A BED, SURROUNDED BY PILLOWS. 111 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:30,425 CONDUCT OUR INTERVIEW IN A BED, SURROUNDED BY PILLOWS. JUST ME AND MIKE SNUGGLED UP IN 112 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,994 SURROUNDED BY PILLOWS. JUST ME AND MIKE SNUGGLED UP IN A CALIFORNIA KING SURROUNDED BY 113 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:34,062 JUST ME AND MIKE SNUGGLED UP IN A CALIFORNIA KING SURROUNDED BY SACKS OF GOOSE FEATHERS. 114 00:03:34,064 --> 00:03:35,130 A CALIFORNIA KING SURROUNDED BY SACKS OF GOOSE FEATHERS. SEEMS REASONABLE, RIGHT? 115 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,164 SACKS OF GOOSE FEATHERS. SEEMS REASONABLE, RIGHT? HE'S GONNA NEED A BREAK. 116 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:37,199 SEEMS REASONABLE, RIGHT? HE'S GONNA NEED A BREAK. HE'S BEEN GOING NON-STOP SINCE 117 00:03:37,201 --> 00:03:39,268 HE'S GONNA NEED A BREAK. HE'S BEEN GOING NON-STOP SINCE 7:00 THIS MORNING. 118 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:40,335 HE'S BEEN GOING NON-STOP SINCE 7:00 THIS MORNING. IN 17 HOURS, HE'S TAKEN MAYBE 119 00:03:40,337 --> 00:03:42,404 7:00 THIS MORNING. IN 17 HOURS, HE'S TAKEN MAYBE TWO BREATHS. 120 00:03:42,406 --> 00:03:43,972 IN 17 HOURS, HE'S TAKEN MAYBE TWO BREATHS. AT ONE POINT HE CLAIMED THEY HAD 121 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,540 TWO BREATHS. AT ONE POINT HE CLAIMED THEY HAD 75 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING. 122 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:46,575 AT ONE POINT HE CLAIMED THEY HAD 75 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING. EVEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OH, 123 00:03:46,577 --> 00:03:54,383 75 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHING. EVEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OH, PLEASE, QUIT EXAGGERATING." 124 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:55,751 EVEN TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OH, PLEASE, QUIT EXAGGERATING." THE FACT THAT ANYONE WATCHING, 125 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:57,185 PLEASE, QUIT EXAGGERATING." THE FACT THAT ANYONE WATCHING, BESIDES ME, OF COURSE, IS A 126 00:03:57,187 --> 00:03:57,419 THE FACT THAT ANYONE WATCHING, BESIDES ME, OF COURSE, IS A MIRACLE. 127 00:03:57,421 --> 00:03:58,220 BESIDES ME, OF COURSE, IS A MIRACLE. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG 128 00:03:58,222 --> 00:03:59,254 MIRACLE. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG SIGN-UP DAY BUT WHEN YOU WENT TO 129 00:03:59,256 --> 00:03:59,888 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIG SIGN-UP DAY BUT WHEN YOU WENT TO THE SIGN-UP PAGE, THIS IS WHAT 130 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:03,659 SIGN-UP DAY BUT WHEN YOU WENT TO THE SIGN-UP PAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT. 131 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:04,893 THE SIGN-UP PAGE, THIS IS WHAT YOU GOT. AN ERROR 502. 132 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:05,861 YOU GOT. AN ERROR 502. BUT ONCE THEY DID FINALLY GET 133 00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:06,395 AN ERROR 502. BUT ONCE THEY DID FINALLY GET GOING LINDELL BLAMED THE 134 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,429 BUT ONCE THEY DID FINALLY GET GOING LINDELL BLAMED THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON 135 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:07,963 GOING LINDELL BLAMED THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND 136 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:11,500 TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ON ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. 137 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,001 ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. >> WE'RE UNDER THE BIGGEST 138 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,403 DOMESTIC. >> WE'RE UNDER THE BIGGEST ATTACK IN HISTORY. 139 00:04:14,405 --> 00:04:16,772 >> WE'RE UNDER THE BIGGEST ATTACK IN HISTORY. WE'RE GETTING DEATH THREATS AND 140 00:04:16,774 --> 00:04:17,572 ATTACK IN HISTORY. WE'RE GETTING DEATH THREATS AND EVERYTHING ELSE. 141 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,341 WE'RE GETTING DEATH THREATS AND EVERYTHING ELSE. FRANK SPEECH, IF YOU CAN'T COME 142 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,109 EVERYTHING ELSE. FRANK SPEECH, IF YOU CAN'T COME IN, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN OUR 143 00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:21,643 FRANK SPEECH, IF YOU CAN'T COME IN, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN OUR POWER OFF. 144 00:04:21,645 --> 00:04:23,312 IN, THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN OUR POWER OFF. THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR POWER GRID 145 00:04:23,314 --> 00:04:23,712 POWER OFF. THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR POWER GRID HERE. 146 00:04:23,714 --> 00:04:24,713 THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR POWER GRID HERE. I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED. 147 00:04:24,715 --> 00:04:26,014 HERE. I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED. OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN ATTACKED. 148 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,416 I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED. OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN ATTACKED. EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS BEEN 149 00:04:27,418 --> 00:04:27,683 OUR COUNTRY HAS BEEN ATTACKED. EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS BEEN ATTACKED. 150 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:28,750 EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS BEEN ATTACKED. THESE ARE THE KIND OF ATTACKS 151 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,252 ATTACKED. THESE ARE THE KIND OF ATTACKS WE'RE GETTING, EVERYBODY. 152 00:04:30,254 --> 00:04:31,086 THESE ARE THE KIND OF ATTACKS WE'RE GETTING, EVERYBODY. THEY'RE EVEN TRYING TO ATTACK 153 00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:31,753 WE'RE GETTING, EVERYBODY. THEY'RE EVEN TRYING TO ATTACK THE PHONES, EVERYBODY. 154 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:33,789 THEY'RE EVEN TRYING TO ATTACK THE PHONES, EVERYBODY. WE WERE ATTACKED BY EVERY 155 00:04:33,791 --> 00:04:34,022 THE PHONES, EVERYBODY. WE WERE ATTACKED BY EVERY COUNTRY. 156 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,858 WE WERE ATTACKED BY EVERY COUNTRY. >> PART OF THIS ATTACK ON THIS 157 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,125 COUNTRY. >> PART OF THIS ATTACK ON THIS COUNTRY. 158 00:04:37,127 --> 00:04:39,928 >> PART OF THIS ATTACK ON THIS COUNTRY. >> THEY'RE ATTACKING MY 159 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:40,228 COUNTRY. >> THEY'RE ATTACKING MY COUNTRY -- 160 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,330 >> THEY'RE ATTACKING MY COUNTRY -- >> THEY ACT I ATTACKED FRANK. 161 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:42,397 COUNTRY -- >> THEY ACT I ATTACKED FRANK. THE BIGGEST ATTACK. 162 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:43,498 >> THEY ACT I ATTACKED FRANK. THE BIGGEST ATTACK. THEY'RE ATTACKING US. 163 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,434 THE BIGGEST ATTACK. THEY'RE ATTACKING US. THEY'RE ATTACKING US. 164 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:46,568 THEY'RE ATTACKING US. THEY'RE ATTACKING US. THEY ATTACKED US. 165 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:47,536 THEY'RE ATTACKING US. THEY ATTACKED US. WE WERE ATTACKED. 166 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,604 THEY ATTACKED US. WE WERE ATTACKED. HUGE ATTACK. 167 00:04:49,606 --> 00:04:51,640 WE WERE ATTACKED. HUGE ATTACK. NOW THEY ATTACK. 168 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:52,240 HUGE ATTACK. NOW THEY ATTACK. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST 169 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:54,109 NOW THEY ATTACK. IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST ATTACK EVER. 170 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:54,743 IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST ATTACK EVER. >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE GOING TO DO 171 00:04:54,745 --> 00:05:00,415 ATTACK EVER. >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE GOING TO DO THIS FOR THIRTY MORE HOURS? 172 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:00,983 >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE GOING TO DO THIS FOR THIRTY MORE HOURS? IRHOPE HE HAS A DOCTOR ON 173 00:05:00,985 --> 00:05:01,483 THIS FOR THIRTY MORE HOURS? IRHOPE HE HAS A DOCTOR ON STANDBY. 174 00:05:01,485 --> 00:05:02,017 IRHOPE HE HAS A DOCTOR ON STANDBY. I LOOKED UP SOME OF THE 175 00:05:02,019 --> 00:05:02,651 STANDBY. I LOOKED UP SOME OF THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF USING CRACK 176 00:05:02,653 --> 00:05:03,051 I LOOKED UP SOME OF THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF USING CRACK COCAINE. 177 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:03,652 LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF USING CRACK COCAINE. CRACK COCAINE ABUSE MAY CAUSE 178 00:05:03,654 --> 00:05:04,619 COCAINE. CRACK COCAINE ABUSE MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING MENTAL OR 179 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:05,654 CRACK COCAINE ABUSE MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. 180 00:05:05,656 --> 00:05:07,756 THE FOLLOWING MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. AGGRESSION, EXTREME DEPRESSION, 181 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,825 EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. AGGRESSION, EXTREME DEPRESSION, DELIRIUM, HALLUCINATIONS, 182 00:05:09,827 --> 00:05:11,393 AGGRESSION, EXTREME DEPRESSION, DELIRIUM, HALLUCINATIONS, IRRITABILITY, MOOD DISTURBANCES, 183 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,996 DELIRIUM, HALLUCINATIONS, IRRITABILITY, MOOD DISTURBANCES, PANIC ATTACKS, PARANOIA, 184 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:15,030 IRRITABILITY, MOOD DISTURBANCES, PANIC ATTACKS, PARANOIA, PSYCHOSIS, AND LAUNCHING YOUR 185 00:05:15,032 --> 00:05:18,200 PANIC ATTACKS, PARANOIA, PSYCHOSIS, AND LAUNCHING YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. 186 00:05:18,202 --> 00:05:22,070 PSYCHOSIS, AND LAUNCHING YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,239 OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT 188 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:24,873 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT MIKE LINDELL IS NOT GOING TO BE 189 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:28,677 I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT MIKE LINDELL IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS ALONE. 190 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:31,480 MIKE LINDELL IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS ALONE. THIS IS A HUGE UNDERTAKING. 191 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:33,682 ABLE TO DO THIS ALONE. THIS IS A HUGE UNDERTAKING. BUT FORTUNATELY, HE HAS A LOT OF 192 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:36,385 THIS IS A HUGE UNDERTAKING. BUT FORTUNATELY, HE HAS A LOT OF VERY HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY 193 00:05:36,387 --> 00:05:36,651 BUT FORTUNATELY, HE HAS A LOT OF VERY HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY FRIENDS. 194 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:37,753 VERY HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY FRIENDS. >> WE HAVE TED NUGENT COMING ON. 195 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:38,220 FRIENDS. >> WE HAVE TED NUGENT COMING ON. TED, YOU THERE? 196 00:05:38,222 --> 00:05:39,788 >> WE HAVE TED NUGENT COMING ON. TED, YOU THERE? >> I GOT YOU, MIKE. 197 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:40,889 TED, YOU THERE? >> I GOT YOU, MIKE. HAPPY SPRINGTIME TO YOU, AND 198 00:05:40,891 --> 00:05:42,624 >> I GOT YOU, MIKE. HAPPY SPRINGTIME TO YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE FRONT 199 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:43,191 HAPPY SPRINGTIME TO YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE FRONT LINES FOR FREEDOM. 200 00:05:43,193 --> 00:05:44,626 THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE FRONT LINES FOR FREEDOM. WE SALUTE YOU. 201 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,595 LINES FOR FREEDOM. WE SALUTE YOU. >> MY GREAT FRIEND BEN CARSON 202 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:46,795 WE SALUTE YOU. >> MY GREAT FRIEND BEN CARSON HERE. 203 00:05:46,797 --> 00:05:47,629 >> MY GREAT FRIEND BEN CARSON HERE. BEN, THANKS FOR COMING ON. 204 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:49,431 HERE. BEN, THANKS FOR COMING ON. >> HEY, MIKE, I'M SO GLAD TO BE 205 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,032 BEN, THANKS FOR COMING ON. >> HEY, MIKE, I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 206 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,700 >> HEY, MIKE, I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE WITH YOU. >> HEY, HOLD ON HERE. 207 00:05:51,702 --> 00:05:53,402 HERE WITH YOU. >> HEY, HOLD ON HERE. WE GOT SCOTT BAIO, MY GOOD 208 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:53,769 >> HEY, HOLD ON HERE. WE GOT SCOTT BAIO, MY GOOD FRIEND. 209 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:54,703 WE GOT SCOTT BAIO, MY GOOD FRIEND. SCOTT, ARE YOU THERE? 210 00:05:54,705 --> 00:05:55,370 FRIEND. SCOTT, ARE YOU THERE? >> MIKE, HOW YOU DOING, MY 211 00:05:55,372 --> 00:05:57,973 SCOTT, ARE YOU THERE? >> MIKE, HOW YOU DOING, MY FRIEND? 212 00:05:57,975 --> 00:05:58,974 >> MIKE, HOW YOU DOING, MY FRIEND? >> HELLO, EVERYONE. 213 00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:01,109 FRIEND? >> HELLO, EVERYONE. >> OH WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT 214 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,511 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. >> OH WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT HERE, OUR REAL PRESIDENT, 215 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:02,778 >> OH WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT HERE, OUR REAL PRESIDENT, EVERYONE. 216 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:09,684 HERE, OUR REAL PRESIDENT, EVERYONE. HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT. 217 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:14,156 EVERYONE. HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT. >> NOT GOING TO DOT COM BITCHES. 218 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:15,390 HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT. >> NOT GOING TO DOT COM BITCHES. >> SORRY, FOLKS. 219 00:06:15,392 --> 00:06:16,291 >> NOT GOING TO DOT COM BITCHES. >> SORRY, FOLKS. SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING? 220 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,692 >> SORRY, FOLKS. SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING? THEY'RE ATTACKING US. 221 00:06:17,694 --> 00:06:18,894 SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING? THEY'RE ATTACKING US. >> Jimmy: MORE ATTACKS. 222 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:19,161 THEY'RE ATTACKING US. >> Jimmy: MORE ATTACKS. POOR GUY. 223 00:06:19,163 --> 00:06:20,462 >> Jimmy: MORE ATTACKS. POOR GUY. HE WAS SO EXCITED. 224 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,063 POOR GUY. HE WAS SO EXCITED. HOPEFULLY THE REAL TRUMP WILL 225 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:22,030 HE WAS SO EXCITED. HOPEFULLY THE REAL TRUMP WILL CALL IN. 226 00:06:22,032 --> 00:06:22,631 HOPEFULLY THE REAL TRUMP WILL CALL IN. HOPEFULLY A DOZEN FAKE TRUMPS 227 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:23,231 CALL IN. HOPEFULLY A DOZEN FAKE TRUMPS AND THEN THE REAL TRUMP WILL 228 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,132 HOPEFULLY A DOZEN FAKE TRUMPS AND THEN THE REAL TRUMP WILL CALL IN. 229 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:24,666 AND THEN THE REAL TRUMP WILL CALL IN. AND BY THE WAY IF YOU GET 230 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:25,700 CALL IN. AND BY THE WAY IF YOU GET THROUGH TO MIKE LINDELL AND HE 231 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:26,301 AND BY THE WAY IF YOU GET THROUGH TO MIKE LINDELL AND HE THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS ON THE 232 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,769 THROUGH TO MIKE LINDELL AND HE THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS ON THE LINE, GO WITH IT! 233 00:06:27,771 --> 00:06:28,403 THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS ON THE LINE, GO WITH IT! DON'T JUST SCREAM YOUR WEBSITE 234 00:06:28,405 --> 00:06:29,337 LINE, GO WITH IT! DON'T JUST SCREAM YOUR WEBSITE OUT. 235 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:30,906 DON'T JUST SCREAM YOUR WEBSITE OUT. MILK IT! 236 00:06:30,908 --> 00:06:33,775 OUT. MILK IT! YOU SET THE HOOK, NOW REEL HIM 237 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:35,744 MILK IT! YOU SET THE HOOK, NOW REEL HIM IN! 238 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:38,346 YOU SET THE HOOK, NOW REEL HIM IN! I WANT TO THANK MIKE LINDELL FOR 239 00:06:38,348 --> 00:06:40,982 IN! I WANT TO THANK MIKE LINDELL FOR PROVIDING US WITH A LOT OF NEW 240 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:41,850 I WANT TO THANK MIKE LINDELL FOR PROVIDING US WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF 241 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:47,422 PROVIDING US WITH A LOT OF NEW STUFF AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK WITH DELUSIA-PALOZZA. 242 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:48,757 STUFF AND WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK WITH DELUSIA-PALOZZA. AND WELCOME HIM ON MY SHOW, AS 243 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,792 LUCK WITH DELUSIA-PALOZZA. AND WELCOME HIM ON MY SHOW, AS LONG AS HE MEETS BOTH 244 00:06:50,794 --> 00:06:51,093 AND WELCOME HIM ON MY SHOW, AS LONG AS HE MEETS BOTH CONDITIONS. 245 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:52,661 LONG AS HE MEETS BOTH CONDITIONS. >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, 246 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:52,894 CONDITIONS. >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY. 247 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:53,495 >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WHILE WE'RE ON THE 248 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:57,265 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, THINGS FILLED WITH 249 00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:58,033 >> Jimmy: WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, THINGS FILLED WITH DRUGS, THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL DRUG 250 00:06:58,035 --> 00:06:59,301 SUBJECT, THINGS FILLED WITH DRUGS, THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL DRUG BUST IN HOUSTON. 251 00:06:59,303 --> 00:06:59,901 DRUGS, THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL DRUG BUST IN HOUSTON. A TRAVELER WAS STOPPED AT THE 252 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:00,869 BUST IN HOUSTON. A TRAVELER WAS STOPPED AT THE AIRPORT WITH ASUSPICIOUS 253 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:01,436 A TRAVELER WAS STOPPED AT THE AIRPORT WITH ASUSPICIOUS BURRITO IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG. 254 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:02,437 AIRPORT WITH ASUSPICIOUS BURRITO IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG. THE X-RAY REVEALED A SUSPICIOUS 255 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:02,637 BURRITO IN HIS CARRY-ON BAG. THE X-RAY REVEALED A SUSPICIOUS LUMP. 256 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:03,205 THE X-RAY REVEALED A SUSPICIOUS LUMP. SO THE TSA OPENED IT UP AND 257 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:05,574 LUMP. SO THE TSA OPENED IT UP AND FOUND A BAG OF CRYSTAL METH. 258 00:07:05,576 --> 00:07:07,342 SO THE TSA OPENED IT UP AND FOUND A BAG OF CRYSTAL METH. IN THE BURRITO. 259 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:07,976 FOUND A BAG OF CRYSTAL METH. IN THE BURRITO. SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH A CUP 260 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:08,243 IN THE BURRITO. SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. 261 00:07:08,245 --> 00:07:08,877 SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. OTHERS CHOOSE A BURRITO FULL OF 262 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:09,945 OF COFFEE. OTHERS CHOOSE A BURRITO FULL OF METH. 263 00:07:09,947 --> 00:07:11,513 OTHERS CHOOSE A BURRITO FULL OF METH. WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? 264 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:12,114 METH. WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? I WOULD SMUGGLE MY METH IN A 265 00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:15,217 WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? I WOULD SMUGGLE MY METH IN A CINNABON. 266 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:16,618 I WOULD SMUGGLE MY METH IN A CINNABON. YOU GET A LOT MORE IN. 267 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,019 CINNABON. YOU GET A LOT MORE IN. PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER THE WEEKEND 268 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,122 YOU GET A LOT MORE IN. PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER THE WEEKEND TOOK SOME TIME OUT TO PLAY GOLF. 269 00:07:20,124 --> 00:07:21,156 PRESIDENT BIDEN OVER THE WEEKEND TOOK SOME TIME OUT TO PLAY GOLF. HIS FIRST ROUND OF GOLF SINCE 270 00:07:21,158 --> 00:07:23,225 TOOK SOME TIME OUT TO PLAY GOLF. HIS FIRST ROUND OF GOLF SINCE TAKING OFFICE IN JANUARY. 271 00:07:23,227 --> 00:07:24,793 HIS FIRST ROUND OF GOLF SINCE TAKING OFFICE IN JANUARY. AND OF COURSE HE WAS CRITICIZED 272 00:07:24,795 --> 00:07:25,827 TAKING OFFICE IN JANUARY. AND OF COURSE HE WAS CRITICIZED FOR IT, EVEN THOUGH BY 273 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:27,395 AND OF COURSE HE WAS CRITICIZED FOR IT, EVEN THOUGH BY COMPARISON, AT THIS STAGE OF HIS 274 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:28,997 FOR IT, EVEN THOUGH BY COMPARISON, AT THIS STAGE OF HIS PRESIDENCY, DONALD TRUMP HAD 275 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:33,768 COMPARISON, AT THIS STAGE OF HIS PRESIDENCY, DONALD TRUMP HAD ALREADY LOGGED 19 ROUNDS OF 276 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:34,169 PRESIDENCY, DONALD TRUMP HAD ALREADY LOGGED 19 ROUNDS OF GOLF. 277 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:34,803 ALREADY LOGGED 19 ROUNDS OF GOLF. HE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PLAYER ON 278 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:36,638 GOLF. HE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PLAYER ON THE SENIOR PGA TOUR WHO 279 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,172 HE WAS ESSENTIALLY A PLAYER ON THE SENIOR PGA TOUR WHO OCCASIONALLY VIOLATED THE 280 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:38,874 THE SENIOR PGA TOUR WHO OCCASIONALLY VIOLATED THE CONSTITUTION. 281 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:39,908 OCCASIONALLY VIOLATED THE CONSTITUTION. BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THIS IS 282 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:45,180 CONSTITUTION. BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THIS IS WHEN TRUMP IS MOST FURIOUS ABOUT 283 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:46,248 BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THIS IS WHEN TRUMP IS MOST FURIOUS ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM TWITTER. 284 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:46,848 WHEN TRUMP IS MOST FURIOUS ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM TWITTER. I MEAN, THE CHANCE TO POST AN 285 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:48,350 BEING BANNED FROM TWITTER. I MEAN, THE CHANCE TO POST AN ALMOST UNFATHOMABLY HYPOCRITICAL 286 00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:49,918 I MEAN, THE CHANCE TO POST AN ALMOST UNFATHOMABLY HYPOCRITICAL TWEET CRITICIZING BIDEN FOR 287 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,453 ALMOST UNFATHOMABLY HYPOCRITICAL TWEET CRITICIZING BIDEN FOR PLAYING GOLF ONE TIME AFTER HE 288 00:07:51,455 --> 00:07:53,555 TWEET CRITICIZING BIDEN FOR PLAYING GOLF ONE TIME AFTER HE BASICALLY SPENT HIS ENTIRE 289 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,123 PLAYING GOLF ONE TIME AFTER HE BASICALLY SPENT HIS ENTIRE PRESIDENCY ON THE COURSE, AFTER 290 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,725 BASICALLY SPENT HIS ENTIRE PRESIDENCY ON THE COURSE, AFTER REPEATEDLY ATTACKING OBAMA FOR 291 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,426 PRESIDENCY ON THE COURSE, AFTER REPEATEDLY ATTACKING OBAMA FOR PLAYING GOLF. 292 00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:01,830 REPEATEDLY ATTACKING OBAMA FOR PLAYING GOLF. I MEAN, IT IS LITERALLY AND 293 00:08:01,832 --> 00:08:02,931 PLAYING GOLF. I MEAN, IT IS LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY TEED UP FOR HIM, 294 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,032 I MEAN, IT IS LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY TEED UP FOR HIM, BUT HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO IT. 295 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:04,933 FIGURATIVELY TEED UP FOR HIM, BUT HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO IT. TRUMP, BIDEN, OBAMA, BUSH, 296 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:05,534 BUT HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO IT. TRUMP, BIDEN, OBAMA, BUSH, CLINTON, THEY'RE ALL GOLFERS. 297 00:08:05,536 --> 00:08:07,802 TRUMP, BIDEN, OBAMA, BUSH, CLINTON, THEY'RE ALL GOLFERS. OUR LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS. 298 00:08:07,804 --> 00:08:08,904 CLINTON, THEY'RE ALL GOLFERS. OUR LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS. ALL GOLFERS. 299 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:09,771 OUR LAST FIVE PRESIDENTS. ALL GOLFERS. WHY DO THEY ALL PLAY GOLF? 300 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:10,071 ALL GOLFERS. WHY DO THEY ALL PLAY GOLF? WHAT IS IT? 301 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:10,972 WHY DO THEY ALL PLAY GOLF? WHAT IS IT? WOULDN'T IT BE REFRESHING TO 302 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:12,007 WHAT IS IT? WOULDN'T IT BE REFRESHING TO HEAR ABOUT A PRESIDENT UNWINDING 303 00:08:12,009 --> 00:08:12,641 WOULDN'T IT BE REFRESHING TO HEAR ABOUT A PRESIDENT UNWINDING WITH A NICE ROUND OF SKEE BALL 304 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:16,178 HEAR ABOUT A PRESIDENT UNWINDING WITH A NICE ROUND OF SKEE BALL FOR A CHANGE? 305 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,779 WITH A NICE ROUND OF SKEE BALL FOR A CHANGE? AS OF TODAY EVERY AMERICAN WHO 306 00:08:17,781 --> 00:08:18,813 FOR A CHANGE? AS OF TODAY EVERY AMERICAN WHO IS 16 OR OLDER IS ELIGIBLE TO 307 00:08:18,815 --> 00:08:22,050 AS OF TODAY EVERY AMERICAN WHO IS 16 OR OLDER IS ELIGIBLE TO GET THE VACCINE IN EVERY 308 00:08:22,052 --> 00:08:23,818 IS 16 OR OLDER IS ELIGIBLE TO GET THE VACCINE IN EVERY UNITED STATES STATE. 309 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:28,990 GET THE VACCINE IN EVERY UNITED STATES STATE. PRESIDENTS BIDEN AND OBAMA 310 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:30,892 UNITED STATES STATE. PRESIDENTS BIDEN AND OBAMA APPEARED TOGETHER IN A 311 00:08:30,894 --> 00:08:32,928 PRESIDENTS BIDEN AND OBAMA APPEARED TOGETHER IN A STAR-STUDDED SPECIAL ON NBC LAST 312 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:33,762 APPEARED TOGETHER IN A STAR-STUDDED SPECIAL ON NBC LAST NIGHT URGING AMERICANS TO GET 313 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:34,496 STAR-STUDDED SPECIAL ON NBC LAST NIGHT URGING AMERICANS TO GET THE SHOT. 314 00:08:34,498 --> 00:08:35,030 NIGHT URGING AMERICANS TO GET THE SHOT. ALMOST NO ONE WATCHED THE 315 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:37,165 THE SHOT. ALMOST NO ONE WATCHED THE SPECIAL. 316 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,733 ALMOST NO ONE WATCHED THE SPECIAL. IT HAD VERY LOW RATINGS. 317 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:39,301 SPECIAL. IT HAD VERY LOW RATINGS. WHY WOULD WE? 318 00:08:39,303 --> 00:08:39,868 IT HAD VERY LOW RATINGS. WHY WOULD WE? WE ALREADY HAD A SPECIAL TO 319 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:40,502 WHY WOULD WE? WE ALREADY HAD A SPECIAL TO PROMOTE THE VACCINE IT'S CALLED 320 00:08:40,504 --> 00:08:41,136 WE ALREADY HAD A SPECIAL TO PROMOTE THE VACCINE IT'S CALLED "THE NEWS FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN 321 00:08:41,138 --> 00:08:43,438 PROMOTE THE VACCINE IT'S CALLED "THE NEWS FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN MNTHS." 322 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,540 "THE NEWS FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN MNTHS." BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING 323 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:47,108 MNTHS." BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING HALF OF REPUBLICAN MEN JUST DO 324 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,678 BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING HALF OF REPUBLICAN MEN JUST DO NOT SEEM TO GET IT. 325 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,782 HALF OF REPUBLICAN MEN JUST DO NOT SEEM TO GET IT. WHICH HAS MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING 326 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,616 NOT SEEM TO GET IT. WHICH HAS MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING DR. FAUCI CONFUSED. 327 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,051 WHICH HAS MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING DR. FAUCI CONFUSED. >> ON THE ONE HAND, THEY WANT TO 328 00:08:56,053 --> 00:08:58,220 DR. FAUCI CONFUSED. >> ON THE ONE HAND, THEY WANT TO BE RELIEVED OF THE RESTRICTIONS, 329 00:08:58,222 --> 00:08:58,887 >> ON THE ONE HAND, THEY WANT TO BE RELIEVED OF THE RESTRICTIONS, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DENT 330 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:01,423 BE RELIEVED OF THE RESTRICTIONS, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DENT WANTTO GET VACCINATED. 331 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:03,858 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY DENT WANTTO GET VACCINATED. IT JUST ALMOST DOESN'T MAKE ANY 332 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:04,059 WANTTO GET VACCINATED. IT JUST ALMOST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 333 00:09:04,061 --> 00:09:05,760 IT JUST ALMOST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >> NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE 334 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:06,595 SENSE. >> NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE? 335 00:09:06,597 --> 00:09:07,295 >> NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE? WHEN WILL THIS MADMAN STOP 336 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,630 SENSE? WHEN WILL THIS MADMAN STOP TRYING TO CONTROL US? 337 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,664 WHEN WILL THIS MADMAN STOP TRYING TO CONTROL US? LISTEN, LET'S CALL VACCINE 338 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:12,634 TRYING TO CONTROL US? LISTEN, LET'S CALL VACCINE HESITANCY WHAT IT REALLY IS 339 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,068 LISTEN, LET'S CALL VACCINE HESITANCY WHAT IT REALLY IS "WILLFUL STUPIDITY." 340 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:16,471 HESITANCY WHAT IT REALLY IS "WILLFUL STUPIDITY." AND WE'VE GOT A LOT OF IT. 341 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:21,109 "WILLFUL STUPIDITY." AND WE'VE GOT A LOT OF IT. WHICH COULD MEAN A WHOLE NEW 342 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:21,776 AND WE'VE GOT A LOT OF IT. WHICH COULD MEAN A WHOLE NEW ROUND OF THIS VIRUS. 343 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,044 WHICH COULD MEAN A WHOLE NEW ROUND OF THIS VIRUS. SO THE WHITE HOUSE IS PULLING 344 00:09:23,046 --> 00:09:24,346 ROUND OF THIS VIRUS. SO THE WHITE HOUSE IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO TRY TO SELL 345 00:09:24,348 --> 00:09:25,046 SO THE WHITE HOUSE IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO TRY TO SELL YOUNG PEOPLE ON GETTING THEIR 346 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:26,381 OUT ALL THE STOPS TO TRY TO SELL YOUNG PEOPLE ON GETTING THEIR SHOTS NOW THAT THEY'RE ELIGIBLE. 347 00:09:26,383 --> 00:09:27,949 YOUNG PEOPLE ON GETTING THEIR SHOTS NOW THAT THEY'RE ELIGIBLE. AND PART OF THAT PLAN IS TO PUT 348 00:09:27,951 --> 00:09:31,953 SHOTS NOW THAT THEY'RE ELIGIBLE. AND PART OF THAT PLAN IS TO PUT DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT. 349 00:09:31,955 --> 00:09:33,822 AND PART OF THAT PLAN IS TO PUT DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT. NOT KIDDING. 350 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:34,723 DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT. NOT KIDDING. WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET PEOPLE 351 00:09:34,725 --> 00:09:35,357 NOT KIDDING. WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET PEOPLE VACCINATED THAN AN 80-YEAR-OLD 352 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,291 WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET PEOPLE VACCINATED THAN AN 80-YEAR-OLD INFECTIOUS ISEASE SPECIALIST 353 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:39,661 VACCINATED THAN AN 80-YEAR-OLD INFECTIOUS ISEASE SPECIALIST VOMITING RAINBOWS? 354 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,863 INFECTIOUS ISEASE SPECIALIST VOMITING RAINBOWS? >> WE ALL WANT NORMALCY IN 355 00:09:41,865 --> 00:09:42,097 VOMITING RAINBOWS? >> WE ALL WANT NORMALCY IN AMERICA. 356 00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:45,867 >> WE ALL WANT NORMALCY IN AMERICA. THE HIGHWAY TO THAT NORMALCY IS 357 00:09:45,869 --> 00:09:46,167 AMERICA. THE HIGHWAY TO THAT NORMALCY IS VACCINATION. 358 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,203 THE HIGHWAY TO THAT NORMALCY IS VACCINATION. VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT ISRAEL HAS 359 00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:49,304 VACCINATION. VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT ISRAEL HAS DONE AND IS DOING. 360 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:53,074 VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT ISRAEL HAS DONE AND IS DOING. WE CAN GET THERE, AND EVERY 361 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,143 DONE AND IS DOING. WE CAN GET THERE, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY, AS WE GET THREE TO 362 00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:56,411 WE CAN GET THERE, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY, AS WE GET THREE TO FOUR MILLION PEOPLE VACCINATED, 363 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:57,045 SINGLE DAY, AS WE GET THREE TO FOUR MILLION PEOPLE VACCINATED, WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT 364 00:09:57,047 --> 00:10:00,448 FOUR MILLION PEOPLE VACCINATED, WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT NORMALCY. 365 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:03,151 WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THAT NORMALCY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 366 00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:04,686 NORMALCY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. YOU KNOW, DR. FAUCI SAYS BY FALL 367 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,154 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. YOU KNOW, DR. FAUCI SAYS BY FALL WE WILL FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT 368 00:10:06,156 --> 00:10:07,989 YOU KNOW, DR. FAUCI SAYS BY FALL WE WILL FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'LL NEED TO GET A THIRD SHOT, 369 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,424 WE WILL FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT WE'LL NEED TO GET A THIRD SHOT, A BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT 370 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:10,091 WE'LL NEED TO GET A THIRD SHOT, A BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE NEW VARIANTS OF THE 371 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:10,892 A BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE NEW VARIANTS OF THE VIRUS. 372 00:10:10,894 --> 00:10:11,526 AGAINST THE NEW VARIANTS OF THE VIRUS. THIS VACCINE IS GOING TO BE LIKE 373 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,427 VIRUS. THIS VACCINE IS GOING TO BE LIKE THE iPHONE. 374 00:10:12,429 --> 00:10:13,495 THIS VACCINE IS GOING TO BE LIKE THE iPHONE. THERE'LL BE AN UPDATE EVERY YEAR 375 00:10:13,497 --> 00:10:14,095 THE iPHONE. THERE'LL BE AN UPDATE EVERY YEAR AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE THE 376 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:17,132 THERE'LL BE AN UPDATE EVERY YEAR AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE THE FRIENDS WHO GET IT BEFORE YOU. 377 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:22,103 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HATE THE FRIENDS WHO GET IT BEFORE YOU. IN ORDER TO STOP COVID, WE NEED 378 00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:25,707 FRIENDS WHO GET IT BEFORE YOU. IN ORDER TO STOP COVID, WE NEED I HAVE A PLAN, GUILLERMO. 379 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,675 IN ORDER TO STOP COVID, WE NEED I HAVE A PLAN, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: OKAY. 380 00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:27,976 I HAVE A PLAN, GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A LOT OF GUYS 381 00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:32,414 >> Guillermo: OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A LOT OF GUYS DON'T WANT TO GET THE VACCINE. 382 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:32,881 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW A LOT OF GUYS DON'T WANT TO GET THE VACCINE. >> Guillermo: YES. 383 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:36,618 DON'T WANT TO GET THE VACCINE. >> Guillermo: YES. >> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT 384 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,719 >> Guillermo: YES. >> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 385 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:38,753 >> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? GOYPZ BECAUS 386 00:10:38,755 --> 00:10:39,387 IS? GOYPZ BECAUS >> Guillermo: BECAUSE THEY'RE 387 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:39,621 GOYPZ BECAUS >> Guillermo: BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID? 388 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:40,488 >> Guillermo: BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE 389 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:40,722 AFRAID? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE AFRAID. 390 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,324 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE AFRAID. WELL, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I 391 00:10:42,326 --> 00:10:42,624 AFRAID. WELL, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I THINK. 392 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,025 WELL, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I THINK. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A 393 00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:44,759 THINK. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A MACHO THING. 394 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:45,760 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A MACHO THING. I DON'T NEED THE VACCINE. 395 00:10:45,762 --> 00:10:47,896 MACHO THING. I DON'T NEED THE VACCINE. IT'S SOME SORT OF SIGN OF 396 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,163 I DON'T NEED THE VACCINE. IT'S SOME SORT OF SIGN OF WEAKNESS. 397 00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,097 IT'S SOME SORT OF SIGN OF WEAKNESS. >> Guillermo: I GOT IT. 398 00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:50,098 WEAKNESS. >> Guillermo: I GOT IT. AND I'M MACHO. 399 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:50,398 >> Guillermo: I GOT IT. AND I'M MACHO. I'M A GUY. 400 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,499 AND I'M MACHO. I'M A GUY. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A MACHO. 401 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:54,202 I'M A GUY. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A MACHO. THERE YOU GO. 402 00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,103 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A MACHO. THERE YOU GO. >> Guillermo: YEAH, I GOT IT. 403 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:57,038 THERE YOU GO. >> Guillermo: YEAH, I GOT IT. >> Jimmy: HE IS A MACHO. 404 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,639 >> Guillermo: YEAH, I GOT IT. >> Jimmy: HE IS A MACHO. WE GOT A MACHO SITTING RIGHT 405 00:10:57,641 --> 00:11:04,979 >> Jimmy: HE IS A MACHO. WE GOT A MACHO SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THE STOOL. 406 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,047 WE GOT A MACHO SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THE STOOL. >> Guillermo: MY HOUSE. 407 00:11:06,049 --> 00:11:09,284 HERE ON THE STOOL. >> Guillermo: MY HOUSE. >> Jimmy: GOT A WHOLE PLATE OF 408 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:10,552 >> Guillermo: MY HOUSE. >> Jimmy: GOT A WHOLE PLATE OF MACHOS OVER THERE. 409 00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:11,586 >> Jimmy: GOT A WHOLE PLATE OF MACHOS OVER THERE. ANYHOW, I DON'T THINK A TV 410 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,322 MACHOS OVER THERE. ANYHOW, I DON'T THINK A TV SPECIAL OR PUTTING DR. FAUCI ON 411 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:17,025 ANYHOW, I DON'T THINK A TV SPECIAL OR PUTTING DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING 412 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:18,860 SPECIAL OR PUTTING DR. FAUCI ON SNAPCHAT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO -- THESE 413 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:19,728 SNAPCHAT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO -- THESE MEN WHO DON'T WANT TO GET A 414 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:19,928 TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WHO -- THESE MEN WHO DON'T WANT TO GET A SHOT. 415 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:20,562 MEN WHO DON'T WANT TO GET A SHOT. THERE IS A LOT OF DISINFORMATION 416 00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:20,829 SHOT. THERE IS A LOT OF DISINFORMATION OUT THERE. 417 00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:21,796 THERE IS A LOT OF DISINFORMATION OUT THERE. AND I THINK THE CDC SHOULD STOP 418 00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:22,430 OUT THERE. AND I THINK THE CDC SHOULD STOP TRYING TO APPEAL TO COMMON SENSE 419 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:29,771 AND I THINK THE CDC SHOULD STOP TRYING TO APPEAL TO COMMON SENSE AND EMBRACE IT. 420 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,373 TRYING TO APPEAL TO COMMON SENSE AND EMBRACE IT. >> HELLO. 421 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,242 AND EMBRACE IT. >> HELLO. I'M DR. DAN BODANSKY. 422 00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:36,411 >> HELLO. I'M DR. DAN BODANSKY. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE READ 423 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:37,445 I'M DR. DAN BODANSKY. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE READ ONLINE, THE AVAILABLE COVID 424 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,880 DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE READ ONLINE, THE AVAILABLE COVID VACCINES ARE VERY SAFE AND VERY 425 00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:39,147 ONLINE, THE AVAILABLE COVID VACCINES ARE VERY SAFE AND VERY EFFECTIVE. 426 00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:42,217 VACCINES ARE VERY SAFE AND VERY EFFECTIVE. BUT IN SOME CASE, MEN WHO GET 427 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,485 EFFECTIVE. BUT IN SOME CASE, MEN WHO GET THE COVID VACCINE MAY EXPERIENCE 428 00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:45,854 BUT IN SOME CASE, MEN WHO GET THE COVID VACCINE MAY EXPERIENCE SIDE EFFECTS THAT RESULT IN 429 00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:47,922 THE COVID VACCINE MAY EXPERIENCE SIDE EFFECTS THAT RESULT IN PENILE GROWTH TO THE TUNE OF 430 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:48,656 SIDE EFFECTS THAT RESULT IN PENILE GROWTH TO THE TUNE OF THREE, FOUR, AND SOME PATIENT 431 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:51,960 PENILE GROWTH TO THE TUNE OF THREE, FOUR, AND SOME PATIENT MORSE THAN FIVE INCHES. 432 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,028 THREE, FOUR, AND SOME PATIENT MORSE THAN FIVE INCHES. IN OTHER WORDS, WHIP IT OUT, 433 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,530 MORSE THAN FIVE INCHES. IN OTHER WORDS, WHIP IT OUT, SWING IT AROUND, IT'S SALAMI 434 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:55,730 IN OTHER WORDS, WHIP IT OUT, SWING IT AROUND, IT'S SALAMI TIME! 435 00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:58,466 SWING IT AROUND, IT'S SALAMI TIME! ♪ 436 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,602 TIME! ♪ >> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM 437 00:12:00,604 --> 00:12:03,271 ♪ >> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE UNITED STATES CENTERS FOR 438 00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,573 >> THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE UNITED STATES CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION. 439 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:05,940 THE UNITED STATES CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION. HANGING LOW, YO. 440 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:06,608 DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION. HANGING LOW, YO. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. 441 00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:08,276 HANGING LOW, YO. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. THAT'S HOW YOU SNEAK TO MEN, ALL 442 00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:08,476 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. THAT'S HOW YOU SNEAK TO MEN, ALL RIGHT? 443 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,110 THAT'S HOW YOU SNEAK TO MEN, ALL RIGHT? HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR 444 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:11,312 RIGHT? HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 445 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,180 HEY, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. ANDRA DAY IS WITH US. 446 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,581 YOU TONIGHT. ANDRA DAY IS WITH US. SHE WILL BE CHATTING AND 447 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:13,948 ANDRA DAY IS WITH US. SHE WILL BE CHATTING AND SINGING. 448 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,050 SHE WILL BE CHATTING AND SINGING. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 449 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:16,618 SINGING. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANOTHER OSCAR NOMINEE, RIZ 450 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:16,818 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANOTHER OSCAR NOMINEE, RIZ AHMED. 451 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,519 ANOTHER OSCAR NOMINEE, RIZ AHMED. SO STICK AROUND. 452 00:12:17,521 --> 00:12:29,297 AHMED. SO STICK AROUND. ♪ 453 00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:30,265 SO STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ 454 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:37,439 >> Jimmy: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TONIGHT. SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR 455 00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:40,909 TONIGHT. SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER WORK IN THE UNITED 456 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,377 SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER WORK IN THE UNITED STATES VERSUS BILLIE HOLIDAY, 457 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,847 FOR HER WORK IN THE UNITED STATES VERSUS BILLIE HOLIDAY, AND SHE HAS A NEW SONG CALLED 458 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,514 STATES VERSUS BILLIE HOLIDAY, AND SHE HAS A NEW SONG CALLED "PHONE DIES." 459 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,484 AND SHE HAS A NEW SONG CALLED "PHONE DIES." ANDRA DAY IS HERE WITH US. 460 00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:50,752 "PHONE DIES." ANDRA DAY IS HERE WITH US. THIS IS NOT UPSIDE DOWN. 461 00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:53,154 ANDRA DAY IS HERE WITH US. THIS IS NOT UPSIDE DOWN. IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS UPSIDE DOWN, 462 00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:53,621 THIS IS NOT UPSIDE DOWN. IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS UPSIDE DOWN, BUT IT'S NOT. 463 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,622 IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS UPSIDE DOWN, BUT IT'S NOT. I'M TOLD IT'S NOT UPSIDE DOWN. 464 00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:55,256 BUT IT'S NOT. I'M TOLD IT'S NOT UPSIDE DOWN. WE HAVE QUITE A WEEK THIS WEEK, 465 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,191 I'M TOLD IT'S NOT UPSIDE DOWN. WE HAVE QUITE A WEEK THIS WEEK, NEW SHOWS WITH ELLEN DeGENERES, 466 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,759 WE HAVE QUITE A WEEK THIS WEEK, NEW SHOWS WITH ELLEN DeGENERES, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, 467 00:12:57,761 --> 00:12:59,327 NEW SHOWS WITH ELLEN DeGENERES, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, ERIC ANDRE, GAL GADOT, AND 468 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,429 BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, ERIC ANDRE, GAL GADOT, AND FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, 469 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:02,964 ERIC ANDRE, GAL GADOT, AND FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, WITH MUSIC FROM MAROON 5, KALEO, 470 00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:03,498 FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, WITH MUSIC FROM MAROON 5, KALEO, AND BRAD PAISLEY WITH 471 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,001 WITH MUSIC FROM MAROON 5, KALEO, AND BRAD PAISLEY WITH JIMMIE ALLEN. 472 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,137 AND BRAD PAISLEY WITH JIMMIE ALLEN. SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THE 473 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:11,973 JIMMIE ALLEN. SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THE STAR-STUDDED LINEUP. 474 00:13:11,975 --> 00:13:13,174 SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THE STAR-STUDDED LINEUP. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 475 00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,742 STAR-STUDDED LINEUP. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, RAPPER, AND 476 00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:15,777 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, RAPPER, AND THE FIRST RIZ TO EVER BE 477 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:16,344 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, RAPPER, AND THE FIRST RIZ TO EVER BE NOMINATED FOR A BEST ACTOR 478 00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:17,879 THE FIRST RIZ TO EVER BE NOMINATED FOR A BEST ACTOR OSCAR. 479 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,948 NOMINATED FOR A BEST ACTOR OSCAR. THE FILM IS CALLED "SOUND OF 480 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,516 OSCAR. THE FILM IS CALLED "SOUND OF METAL" IT'S ON AMAZON PRIME 481 00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:22,050 THE FILM IS CALLED "SOUND OF METAL" IT'S ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO NOW, SAY HELLO TO 482 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,819 METAL" IT'S ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO NOW, SAY HELLO TO RIZ AHMED. 483 00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:29,090 VIDEO NOW, SAY HELLO TO RIZ AHMED. HEY, RIZ, HOW YOU? 484 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:29,624 RIZ AHMED. HEY, RIZ, HOW YOU? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 485 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,059 HEY, RIZ, HOW YOU? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS. 486 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,896 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 487 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,997 CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD TO SEE YOU. SO RIZ, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 488 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:38,533 GOOD TO SEE YOU. SO RIZ, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER, YOU WERE HERE TALKING 489 00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:39,801 SO RIZ, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER, YOU WERE HERE TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVIE LIKE A YEAR 490 00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:42,203 REMEMBER, YOU WERE HERE TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVIE LIKE A YEAR AGO, MAYBE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO. 491 00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:44,305 ABOUT THIS MOVIE LIKE A YEAR AGO, MAYBE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO. WE PREMIERED THE TRAILER FOR THE 492 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,340 AGO, MAYBE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO. WE PREMIERED THE TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE HERE ON THE SHOW. 493 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:48,743 WE PREMIERED THE TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE HERE ON THE SHOW. AND NOW AS A RESULT OF US 494 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,446 MOVIE HERE ON THE SHOW. AND NOW AS A RESULT OF US PREMIERING THAT TRAILER ON OUR 495 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,080 AND NOW AS A RESULT OF US PREMIERING THAT TRAILER ON OUR SHOW, YOU GOT SIX ACADEMY AWARD 496 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:57,185 PREMIERING THAT TRAILER ON OUR SHOW, YOU GOT SIX ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS. 497 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,053 SHOW, YOU GOT SIX ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS. SO WELCOME, I DON'T KNOW. 498 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,488 NOMINATIONS. SO WELCOME, I DON'T KNOW. >> WE OWE YOU EVERYTHING. 499 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,422 SO WELCOME, I DON'T KNOW. >> WE OWE YOU EVERYTHING. I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK 500 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:01,990 >> WE OWE YOU EVERYTHING. I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK LOOKING FOR PAYMENT AT SOME 501 00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:04,959 I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK LOOKING FOR PAYMENT AT SOME POINT. 502 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,161 LOOKING FOR PAYMENT AT SOME POINT. GOT AWAY WITH IT. 503 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,162 POINT. GOT AWAY WITH IT. JIMMY KIMMEL, YEAH, COME BACK, 504 00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:11,299 GOT AWAY WITH IT. JIMMY KIMMEL, YEAH, COME BACK, PAY ME. 505 00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:13,034 JIMMY KIMMEL, YEAH, COME BACK, PAY ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 506 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:14,602 PAY ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. IT FEELS LIKE SUCH CRAZY 507 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,670 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. IT FEELS LIKE SUCH CRAZY JOURNEY, YOU KNOW. 508 00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:16,704 IT FEELS LIKE SUCH CRAZY JOURNEY, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 509 00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:18,139 JOURNEY, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, JUST 510 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:20,241 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, JUST TO BE HERE IN THIS POSITION TO 511 00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:22,410 >> BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, JUST TO BE HERE IN THIS POSITION TO HAVE THESE SIX NOMINATIONS FOR A 512 00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:23,711 TO BE HERE IN THIS POSITION TO HAVE THESE SIX NOMINATIONS FOR A FILM THAT WE MADE AGAINST THE 513 00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:26,281 HAVE THESE SIX NOMINATIONS FOR A FILM THAT WE MADE AGAINST THE ODDS AND SO CLOSE TO ALL OF OUR 514 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:26,514 FILM THAT WE MADE AGAINST THE ODDS AND SO CLOSE TO ALL OF OUR HEARTS. 515 00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:27,849 ODDS AND SO CLOSE TO ALL OF OUR HEARTS. IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING. 516 00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:29,651 HEARTS. IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GOT NOMINATED 517 00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:30,919 IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTOR, WHO IS THE FIRST 518 00:14:30,921 --> 00:14:31,519 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTOR, WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON YOU CALLED TO LET THEM 519 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,721 FOR BEST ACTOR, WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON YOU CALLED TO LET THEM KNOW? 520 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:34,622 PERSON YOU CALLED TO LET THEM KNOW? >> MY PARENTS. 521 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,790 KNOW? >> MY PARENTS. >> Jimmy: PARENTS, YEAH. 522 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:35,990 >> MY PARENTS. >> Jimmy: PARENTS, YEAH. RIGHT. 523 00:14:35,992 --> 00:14:36,824 >> Jimmy: PARENTS, YEAH. RIGHT. THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. 524 00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,326 RIGHT. THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. >> WELL, MY PARENTS. 525 00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:40,161 THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. >> WELL, MY PARENTS. TO BE HONEST, THEY WERE ALREADY 526 00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:41,963 >> WELL, MY PARENTS. TO BE HONEST, THEY WERE ALREADY AWAKE, SO THEY KIND OF LET ME 527 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:42,163 TO BE HONEST, THEY WERE ALREADY AWAKE, SO THEY KIND OF LET ME KNOW. 528 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,132 AWAKE, SO THEY KIND OF LET ME KNOW. IT WAS A POINTLESS PHONE CALL 529 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:44,365 KNOW. IT WAS A POINTLESS PHONE CALL REALLY. 530 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,600 IT WAS A POINTLESS PHONE CALL REALLY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHARE A 531 00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:48,670 REALLY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHARE A TWEET YOU POSTED AFTER THE 532 00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:50,705 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHARE A TWEET YOU POSTED AFTER THE NOMINATION WAS ANNOUNCED. 533 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,308 TWEET YOU POSTED AFTER THE NOMINATION WAS ANNOUNCED. YOU WROTE "MY COUSIN ADNAN LEGIT 534 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,476 NOMINATION WAS ANNOUNCED. YOU WROTE "MY COUSIN ADNAN LEGIT DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS 535 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,744 YOU WROTE "MY COUSIN ADNAN LEGIT DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS WERE." 536 00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,813 DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS WERE." WHY ALL THE GUESTS? 537 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,615 WERE." WHY ALL THE GUESTS? I WANT BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT 538 00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:02,250 WHY ALL THE GUESTS? I WANT BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD FOR THE FINANCIAL QUARTER. 539 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:04,319 I WANT BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD FOR THE FINANCIAL QUARTER. OTHER COUSIN STEPS IN, NAH, IT'S 540 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,020 AWARD FOR THE FINANCIAL QUARTER. OTHER COUSIN STEPS IN, NAH, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS THAT BECAUSE HE 541 00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:06,754 OTHER COUSIN STEPS IN, NAH, IT'S NOT AS BIG AS THAT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. 542 00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:09,624 NOT AS BIG AS THAT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. IT'S MORE LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL 543 00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:09,991 DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. IT'S MORE LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS. 544 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,093 IT'S MORE LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS. THANKS, BOSS. 545 00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:13,094 FROM YOUR BOSS. THANKS, BOSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 546 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:17,198 THANKS, BOSS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR COUSINS, BUT I WOULD 547 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:17,732 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR COUSINS, BUT I WOULD SAY I'D MAINTAIN THIS IS 548 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:18,366 WITH YOUR COUSINS, BUT I WOULD SAY I'D MAINTAIN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE GETTING 549 00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:22,136 SAY I'D MAINTAIN THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS. 550 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,273 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE GETTING AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS. >> KIND OF SIMILAR, I GUESS. 551 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:26,641 AN EMAIL FROM YOUR BOSS. >> KIND OF SIMILAR, I GUESS. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY SERIOUS OR 552 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:27,809 >> KIND OF SIMILAR, I GUESS. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY SERIOUS OR ARE THEY GOOFING? 553 00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:29,143 >> Jimmy: ARE THEY SERIOUS OR ARE THEY GOOFING? >> NO, THIS IS A REAL THING. 554 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,211 ARE THEY GOOFING? >> NO, THIS IS A REAL THING. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. 555 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:31,913 >> NO, THIS IS A REAL THING. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I SHOULD PUT IT IN CONTEXT. 556 00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:33,681 THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I SHOULD PUT IT IN CONTEXT. IT'S THE ONLY COUSIN OF MINE, 557 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,083 I SHOULD PUT IT IN CONTEXT. IT'S THE ONLY COUSIN OF MINE, RELATIVE OF MINE, ONLY HUMAN 558 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:36,484 IT'S THE ONLY COUSIN OF MINE, RELATIVE OF MINE, ONLY HUMAN BEING I KNOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW 559 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:38,419 RELATIVE OF MINE, ONLY HUMAN BEING I KNOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS ARE, TO BE FAIR. 560 00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:39,654 BEING I KNOW WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE OSCARS ARE, TO BE FAIR. YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD. 561 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,222 WHAT THE OSCARS ARE, TO BE FAIR. YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD. IT KEEPS YOU GROUNDED. 562 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,825 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD. IT KEEPS YOU GROUNDED. IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE A FAMILY 563 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:44,292 IT KEEPS YOU GROUNDED. IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE A FAMILY ZOOM. 564 00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:46,194 IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE A FAMILY ZOOM. MY SISTER HAD ORGANIZED. 565 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,895 ZOOM. MY SISTER HAD ORGANIZED. EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE HAVE A 566 00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:49,564 MY SISTER HAD ORGANIZED. EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE HAVE A BIG FAMILY SO WE DO A GROUP ZOOM 567 00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:50,398 EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE HAVE A BIG FAMILY SO WE DO A GROUP ZOOM WE START IN THE PANDEMIC. 568 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,699 BIG FAMILY SO WE DO A GROUP ZOOM WE START IN THE PANDEMIC. SO WE DID THAT. 569 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,534 WE START IN THE PANDEMIC. SO WE DID THAT. MY SISTER GOES IT WILL BE A 570 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:58,473 SO WE DID THAT. MY SISTER GOES IT WILL BE A CHANCE TO CONGRATULATE RIZWAN. 571 00:15:58,475 --> 00:15:59,540 MY SISTER GOES IT WILL BE A CHANCE TO CONGRATULATE RIZWAN. AND NO BIG DEAL. 572 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,578 CHANCE TO CONGRATULATE RIZWAN. AND NO BIG DEAL. NO ONE ORGANIZED A GROUP ZOOM 573 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,612 AND NO BIG DEAL. NO ONE ORGANIZED A GROUP ZOOM WHEN I. 574 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:05,847 NO ONE ORGANIZED A GROUP ZOOM WHEN I. >> Jimmy: I GOT THE FRONT 575 00:16:05,849 --> 00:16:06,914 WHEN I. >> Jimmy: I GOT THE FRONT PARKING SPACE AT MY OFFICE. 576 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,817 >> Jimmy: I GOT THE FRONT PARKING SPACE AT MY OFFICE. AND DID YOU CONGRATULATE HIM ON 577 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:12,820 PARKING SPACE AT MY OFFICE. AND DID YOU CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD? 578 00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:13,421 AND DID YOU CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD? >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT. 579 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:14,822 HIS CLIENT ENGAGEMENT AWARD? >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT. I FEEL THAT WE SHOULD DO THAT 580 00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:15,089 >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT. I FEEL THAT WE SHOULD DO THAT NOW. 581 00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:15,857 I FEEL THAT WE SHOULD DO THAT NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? 582 00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:16,257 NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? YES. 583 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:17,558 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? YES. OR MAYBE YOU WANT THE SAVE IT 584 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,960 YES. OR MAYBE YOU WANT THE SAVE IT FOR THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH? 585 00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:20,361 OR MAYBE YOU WANT THE SAVE IT FOR THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH? MAYBE. 586 00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:27,902 FOR THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH? MAYBE. [ LAUGHTER ] 587 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,437 MAYBE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> JUST SHOUT AT ADNAN. 588 00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:34,609 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JUST SHOUT AT ADNAN. HE REALLY DESERVES ALL THE -- 589 00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:35,777 >> JUST SHOUT AT ADNAN. HE REALLY DESERVES ALL THE -- BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT. 590 00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,278 HE REALLY DESERVES ALL THE -- BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT. >> Jimmy: SO YOUR FAMILY HAS 591 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,614 BEST CLIENT ENGAGEMENT. >> Jimmy: SO YOUR FAMILY HAS MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THE WHOLE 592 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:40,548 >> Jimmy: SO YOUR FAMILY HAS MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING I GUESS. 593 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,717 MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING I GUESS. >> MY FAMILY, MY FAMILY IS 594 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:45,119 THING I GUESS. >> MY FAMILY, MY FAMILY IS SUPPORT AND HAPPY. 595 00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:45,953 >> MY FAMILY, MY FAMILY IS SUPPORT AND HAPPY. SO IS ADNAN. 596 00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:46,688 SUPPORT AND HAPPY. SO IS ADNAN. HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW. 597 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,122 SO IS ADNAN. HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW. THAT'S COOL IN A WAY, RIGHT? 598 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:48,890 HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW. THAT'S COOL IN A WAY, RIGHT? TO KEEP YOU GROUNDED. 599 00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:50,625 THAT'S COOL IN A WAY, RIGHT? TO KEEP YOU GROUNDED. I FEEL LIKE THIS WHOLE AWARDS 600 00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,326 TO KEEP YOU GROUNDED. I FEEL LIKE THIS WHOLE AWARDS SEASON HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY 601 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:53,194 I FEEL LIKE THIS WHOLE AWARDS SEASON HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY GROUNDED IN A POSITIVE WAY. 602 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:53,928 SEASON HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY GROUNDED IN A POSITIVE WAY. I'M HERE, I'M ON JIMMY KIMMEL, 603 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,830 GROUNDED IN A POSITIVE WAY. I'M HERE, I'M ON JIMMY KIMMEL, I'M TALKING TO YOU. 604 00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:56,998 I'M HERE, I'M ON JIMMY KIMMEL, I'M TALKING TO YOU. AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE, I GOT 605 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,437 I'M TALKING TO YOU. AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE, I GOT TO GO WASH THE DISHES. 606 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,105 AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE, I GOT TO GO WASH THE DISHES. I'M IN MY PAJAMAS. 607 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,039 TO GO WASH THE DISHES. I'M IN MY PAJAMAS. >> Jimmy: RIZ, THERE IS GROUNDED 608 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,542 I'M IN MY PAJAMAS. >> Jimmy: RIZ, THERE IS GROUNDED AND THEN THERE IS TOO GROUNDED. 609 00:17:07,544 --> 00:17:08,676 >> Jimmy: RIZ, THERE IS GROUNDED AND THEN THERE IS TOO GROUNDED. AND I THINK YOUR COUSIN HIT THE 610 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:12,146 AND THEN THERE IS TOO GROUNDED. AND I THINK YOUR COUSIN HIT THE TOO GROUNDED AREA THERE. 611 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:13,748 AND I THINK YOUR COUSIN HIT THE TOO GROUNDED AREA THERE. BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE IS GREAT 612 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,016 TOO GROUNDED AREA THERE. BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE IS GREAT AND YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THE 613 00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:15,216 BY THE WAY, THE MOVIE IS GREAT AND YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THE MOVIE. 614 00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:16,517 AND YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THE MOVIE. I'VE BEEN TELLING A LOT OF 615 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,552 MOVIE. I'VE BEEN TELLING A LOT OF PEOPLE TO WATCH IT. 616 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,954 I'VE BEEN TELLING A LOT OF PEOPLE TO WATCH IT. YOU KNOW, I WISH THIS MOVIE, I 617 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,322 PEOPLE TO WATCH IT. YOU KNOW, I WISH THIS MOVIE, I WISH MOST PEOPLE WOULD SEE IT IN 618 00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,925 YOU KNOW, I WISH THIS MOVIE, I WISH MOST PEOPLE WOULD SEE IT IN A MOVIE THEATER BECAUSE IT IS 619 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,927 WISH MOST PEOPLE WOULD SEE IT IN A MOVIE THEATER BECAUSE IT IS THE SOUND PART OF IT IS SO 620 00:17:25,929 --> 00:17:26,194 A MOVIE THEATER BECAUSE IT IS THE SOUND PART OF IT IS SO IMPORTANT. 621 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:28,596 THE SOUND PART OF IT IS SO IMPORTANT. SO HOPEFULLY PEOPLE HAVE GOOD 622 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:29,831 IMPORTANT. SO HOPEFULLY PEOPLE HAVE GOOD TELEVISION SPEAKERS AT HOME. 623 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,933 SO HOPEFULLY PEOPLE HAVE GOOD TELEVISION SPEAKERS AT HOME. BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU 624 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,469 TELEVISION SPEAKERS AT HOME. BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU DID IS YOU LEARNED -- YOU HAD TO 625 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,104 BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU DID IS YOU LEARNED -- YOU HAD TO LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE, AMERICAN 626 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:38,840 DID IS YOU LEARNED -- YOU HAD TO LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE, AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO PLAY 627 00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,074 LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE, AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS ROLE BECAUSE YOUR 628 00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:41,843 SIGN LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS ROLE BECAUSE YOUR CHARACTER'S LOSING HIS HEARING. 629 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:42,877 THIS ROLE BECAUSE YOUR CHARACTER'S LOSING HIS HEARING. AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO 630 00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:43,077 CHARACTER'S LOSING HIS HEARING. AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN? 631 00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:46,280 AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LEARN? 632 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,682 LEARN? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LEARN? >> I MEAN, IT'S LIKE ANY 633 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:47,949 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LEARN? >> I MEAN, IT'S LIKE ANY LANGUAGE. 634 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:52,053 >> I MEAN, IT'S LIKE ANY LANGUAGE. YOU CAN KEEP LEARNING, RIGHT? 635 00:17:52,055 --> 00:17:54,922 LANGUAGE. YOU CAN KEEP LEARNING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS 636 00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:56,257 YOU CAN KEEP LEARNING, RIGHT? YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS FILM WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS 637 00:17:56,259 --> 00:17:57,725 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS FILM WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS BECAUSE ON ONE LEVEL, YEAH, IT 638 00:17:57,727 --> 00:17:59,260 FILM WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS BECAUSE ON ONE LEVEL, YEAH, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU GOT GREAT 639 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:00,795 BECAUSE ON ONE LEVEL, YEAH, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU GOT GREAT SOUND SYSTEM, YOU WANT TO LISTEN 640 00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,263 WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU GOT GREAT SOUND SYSTEM, YOU WANT TO LISTEN ON HEADPHONES. 641 00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:04,232 SOUND SYSTEM, YOU WANT TO LISTEN ON HEADPHONES. BUT THIS FILM IS ALSO MADE FOR 642 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:04,866 ON HEADPHONES. BUT THIS FILM IS ALSO MADE FOR DEAF AUDIENCES. 643 00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,934 BUT THIS FILM IS ALSO MADE FOR DEAF AUDIENCES. SO EVERY PRINT OF THIS FILM IS 644 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,669 DEAF AUDIENCES. SO EVERY PRINT OF THIS FILM IS CAPTIONED, YOU KNOW, UNIVERSALLY 645 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,605 SO EVERY PRINT OF THIS FILM IS CAPTIONED, YOU KNOW, UNIVERSALLY SO DEAF AUDIENCES CAN ALSO ENJOY 646 00:18:10,607 --> 00:18:10,772 CAPTIONED, YOU KNOW, UNIVERSALLY SO DEAF AUDIENCES CAN ALSO ENJOY IT. 647 00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:12,273 SO DEAF AUDIENCES CAN ALSO ENJOY IT. AND ALSO, THERE ARE BITS OF THE 648 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:14,275 IT. AND ALSO, THERE ARE BITS OF THE FILM WHERE I'M JUST SPEAKING IN 649 00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:16,477 AND ALSO, THERE ARE BITS OF THE FILM WHERE I'M JUST SPEAKING IN SIGN LANGUAGE, AND THERE IS NO 650 00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:16,778 FILM WHERE I'M JUST SPEAKING IN SIGN LANGUAGE, AND THERE IS NO SUBTITLES. 651 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,379 SIGN LANGUAGE, AND THERE IS NO SUBTITLES. AND THAT'S JUST FOR DEAF 652 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:18,913 SUBTITLES. AND THAT'S JUST FOR DEAF AUDIENCES. 653 00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:20,014 AND THAT'S JUST FOR DEAF AUDIENCES. SO HOPEFULLY THE FILM BRINGS 654 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,482 AUDIENCES. SO HOPEFULLY THE FILM BRINGS THOSE TWO AUDIENCES TOGETHER AND 655 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:22,784 SO HOPEFULLY THE FILM BRINGS THOSE TWO AUDIENCES TOGETHER AND CATERS TO BOTH OF THEM AS WELL. 656 00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:25,453 THOSE TWO AUDIENCES TOGETHER AND CATERS TO BOTH OF THEM AS WELL. BUT I LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE FOR 657 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,722 CATERS TO BOTH OF THEM AS WELL. BUT I LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE FOR SEVEN AND A HALF MONTHS WITH MY 658 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:28,923 BUT I LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE FOR SEVEN AND A HALF MONTHS WITH MY SIGN INSTRUCTOR JEREMY LEE STONE 659 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:30,658 SEVEN AND A HALF MONTHS WITH MY SIGN INSTRUCTOR JEREMY LEE STONE WHO IS AN AMAZING DUDE. 660 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,993 SIGN INSTRUCTOR JEREMY LEE STONE WHO IS AN AMAZING DUDE. >> Jimmy: I HEARD HE IS THE 661 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:32,193 WHO IS AN AMAZING DUDE. >> Jimmy: I HEARD HE IS THE BEST. 662 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,895 >> Jimmy: I HEARD HE IS THE BEST. >> JEREMY IS BRILLIANT, MAN. 663 00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:35,396 BEST. >> JEREMY IS BRILLIANT, MAN. HE IS SOMEBODY WHO TAUGHT ME 664 00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:36,764 >> JEREMY IS BRILLIANT, MAN. HE IS SOMEBODY WHO TAUGHT ME AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT HE 665 00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:39,233 HE IS SOMEBODY WHO TAUGHT ME AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT HE ALSO TAUGHT ME A LOT MORE THAN 666 00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:41,135 AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT HE ALSO TAUGHT ME A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 667 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:43,437 ALSO TAUGHT ME A LOT MORE THAN THAT. I FEEL LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THE 668 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,639 THAT. I FEEL LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THE DEAF COMMUNITY TAUGHT ME WHAT 669 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:45,940 I FEEL LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THE DEAF COMMUNITY TAUGHT ME WHAT LISTENING REALLY IS. 670 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:49,277 DEAF COMMUNITY TAUGHT ME WHAT LISTENING REALLY IS. AND I FEEL LIKE DEAF PEOPLE AND 671 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,478 LISTENING REALLY IS. AND I FEEL LIKE DEAF PEOPLE AND THE DEAF PEOPLE THAT WERE 672 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,113 AND I FEEL LIKE DEAF PEOPLE AND THE DEAF PEOPLE THAT WERE MENTORING ME AT THE TIME 673 00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:53,281 THE DEAF PEOPLE THAT WERE MENTORING ME AT THE TIME PREPARING FOR THIS FILM ARE THE 674 00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,916 MENTORING ME AT THE TIME PREPARING FOR THIS FILM ARE THE BEST LISTENERS I'VE EVER MET, 675 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,584 PREPARING FOR THIS FILM ARE THE BEST LISTENERS I'VE EVER MET, BECAUSE THIS THING IS ABOUT YOUR 676 00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:57,952 BEST LISTENERS I'VE EVER MET, BECAUSE THIS THING IS ABOUT YOUR ATTENTION, ABOUT YOUR FOCUS, 677 00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:02,890 BECAUSE THIS THING IS ABOUT YOUR ATTENTION, ABOUT YOUR FOCUS, ABOUT HOLDING FAING SPACE FOR S 678 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:03,891 ATTENTION, ABOUT YOUR FOCUS, ABOUT HOLDING FAING SPACE FOR S ELSE'S ENERGY. 679 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,560 ABOUT HOLDING FAING SPACE FOR S ELSE'S ENERGY. JEREMY TAUGHT ME A GREAT DEAL 680 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,794 ELSE'S ENERGY. JEREMY TAUGHT ME A GREAT DEAL AND NED INTO THE CHARACTER AND 681 00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,196 JEREMY TAUGHT ME A GREAT DEAL AND NED INTO THE CHARACTER AND IN A WAY CHANGED MY LIFE AS A 682 00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:11,332 AND NED INTO THE CHARACTER AND IN A WAY CHANGED MY LIFE AS A HUMAN BEING JUST THE WAY THAT I 683 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:11,599 IN A WAY CHANGED MY LIFE AS A HUMAN BEING JUST THE WAY THAT I COMMUTE. 684 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:12,066 HUMAN BEING JUST THE WAY THAT I COMMUTE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY 685 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:12,366 COMMUTE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. 686 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,169 >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. IT'S EASY TO MESS UP, BECAUSE 687 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,971 INTERESTING. IT'S EASY TO MESS UP, BECAUSE MANY OF THE WORDS AND THE 688 00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:18,706 IT'S EASY TO MESS UP, BECAUSE MANY OF THE WORDS AND THE LETTERS, THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR. 689 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,675 MANY OF THE WORDS AND THE LETTERS, THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR. DID YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? 690 00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:21,876 LETTERS, THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR. DID YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? WERE THERE ANY TIMES WHERE 691 00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:22,510 DID YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? WERE THERE ANY TIMES WHERE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE 692 00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:25,947 WERE THERE ANY TIMES WHERE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING? 693 00:19:25,949 --> 00:19:28,015 PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING? >> IT'S A VERY RICH AND COMPLEX 694 00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:29,717 SAYING? >> IT'S A VERY RICH AND COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE, AND WHEN 695 00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:30,318 >> IT'S A VERY RICH AND COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE, AND WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING ANY LANGUAGE, 696 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,087 AND BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE, AND WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING ANY LANGUAGE, YOU CAN SCREW IT UP. 697 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:38,593 YOU'RE LEARNING ANY LANGUAGE, YOU CAN SCREW IT UP. ACTUALLY, MY DIRECTOR, DARIUS 698 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,661 YOU CAN SCREW IT UP. ACTUALLY, MY DIRECTOR, DARIUS MODER, HE SCREWED UP REALLY 699 00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:41,929 ACTUALLY, MY DIRECTOR, DARIUS MODER, HE SCREWED UP REALLY BADLY, EVERY DAY ON SET 700 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,230 MODER, HE SCREWED UP REALLY BADLY, EVERY DAY ON SET ACTUALLY. 701 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:46,767 BADLY, EVERY DAY ON SET ACTUALLY. WE HAD A LOT OF DEFECTORS AND WE 702 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,270 ACTUALLY. WE HAD A LOT OF DEFECTORS AND WE HAD INTERPRETERS, AND I WAS ON 703 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,938 WE HAD A LOT OF DEFECTORS AND WE HAD INTERPRETERS, AND I WAS ON AND OFF CAMERA SPEAKING IN SIGN 704 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:51,639 HAD INTERPRETERS, AND I WAS ON AND OFF CAMERA SPEAKING IN SIGN LANGUAGE AT THAT POINT. 705 00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:52,607 AND OFF CAMERA SPEAKING IN SIGN LANGUAGE AT THAT POINT. I WAS MORE FLUENT. 706 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,041 LANGUAGE AT THAT POINT. I WAS MORE FLUENT. SO DARIUS WOULD COME AND JOIN 707 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:54,308 I WAS MORE FLUENT. SO DARIUS WOULD COME AND JOIN THE PARTY. 708 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,843 SO DARIUS WOULD COME AND JOIN THE PARTY. AND HE WOULD GO UP TO PEOPLE. 709 00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:58,946 THE PARTY. AND HE WOULD GO UP TO PEOPLE. AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING 710 00:19:58,948 --> 00:19:59,380 AND HE WOULD GO UP TO PEOPLE. AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING "NICE TO MEET YOU." 711 00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,781 AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING "NICE TO MEET YOU." BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING NICE 712 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:07,388 "NICE TO MEET YOU." BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING NICE TO [ BLEEP ] YOU. 713 00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:09,423 BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING NICE TO [ BLEEP ] YOU. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT IS THE 714 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:09,724 TO [ BLEEP ] YOU. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? 715 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,158 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? -- I WONDER -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 716 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,094 DIFFERENCE? -- I WONDER -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I WONDER IF YOU SAID THAT, IF 717 00:20:13,096 --> 00:20:15,496 -- I WONDER -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I WONDER IF YOU SAID THAT, IF WE'D HAVE TO BLUR OUT YOUR 718 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:15,730 I WONDER IF YOU SAID THAT, IF WE'D HAVE TO BLUR OUT YOUR HANDS. 719 00:20:15,732 --> 00:20:16,464 WE'D HAVE TO BLUR OUT YOUR HANDS. >> I'M NOT DOING IT. 720 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,399 HANDS. >> I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M NOT DOING IT. 721 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:19,667 >> I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M NOT DOING IT. >> Jimmy: OH, WHAT'S NICE. 722 00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:22,036 I'M NOT DOING IT. >> Jimmy: OH, WHAT'S NICE. >> I'M NOT DOING IT HERE RIGHT 723 00:20:22,038 --> 00:20:22,236 >> Jimmy: OH, WHAT'S NICE. >> I'M NOT DOING IT HERE RIGHT NOW. 724 00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:23,671 >> I'M NOT DOING IT HERE RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S NICE TO -- 725 00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:24,639 NOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S NICE TO -- >> NICE. 726 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,340 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S NICE TO -- >> NICE. NICE, IT'S LIKE NICE. 727 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:27,808 >> NICE. NICE, IT'S LIKE NICE. >> Jimmy: NICE TO AND THEN YOU 728 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,943 NICE, IT'S LIKE NICE. >> Jimmy: NICE TO AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS? 729 00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:33,347 >> Jimmy: NICE TO AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,615 GO LIKE THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] OH IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS? 731 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:37,151 [ LAUGHTER ] OH IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS? >> NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT 732 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:37,652 OH IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS? >> NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY 733 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,155 >> NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY INTENTIONAL. 734 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,357 MUST HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY INTENTIONAL. >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW. 735 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,559 INTENTIONAL. >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 736 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,128 >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. RIZ AHMED IS WITH US. 737 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:47,762 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. RIZ AHMED IS WITH US. THE MOVIE IS "THE SOUND OF 738 00:20:47,764 --> 00:20:47,995 RIZ AHMED IS WITH US. THE MOVIE IS "THE SOUND OF METAL." 739 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,629 THE MOVIE IS "THE SOUND OF METAL." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 740 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:54,135 METAL." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ 741 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:55,202 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ >> PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL 742 00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:56,804 ♪ >> PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DR. 743 00:20:56,806 --> 00:21:08,766 >> PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY DR. PEPPER ZERO 744 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:30,488 >> HOW ABOUT NOW? HOW'S THAT? >> OH, THAT'S BAD. 745 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,623 HOW'S THAT? >> OH, THAT'S BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIZ AHMED IN 746 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,090 >> OH, THAT'S BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIZ AHMED IN "THE SOUND OF METAL." 747 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,959 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIZ AHMED IN "THE SOUND OF METAL." IT IS ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 748 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,395 "THE SOUND OF METAL." IT IS ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. HE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR 749 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,095 IT IS ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. HE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR. 750 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,464 HE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR. WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE OSCARS 751 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,932 BEST ACTOR. WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE OSCARS WITH YOU? 752 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,534 WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE OSCARS WITH YOU? >> I'M GOING TO BE TAKING MY 753 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:43,801 WITH YOU? >> I'M GOING TO BE TAKING MY WIFE. 754 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,870 >> I'M GOING TO BE TAKING MY WIFE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PLAY. 755 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,071 WIFE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PLAY. >> YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO TAKE 756 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:47,271 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PLAY. >> YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO TAKE YOU. 757 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,607 >> YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO TAKE YOU. >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE NICE. 758 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,941 YOU. >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE NICE. ACTUALLY, WE WERE THERE TOGETHER 759 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,542 >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE NICE. ACTUALLY, WE WERE THERE TOGETHER ONCE BEFORE. 760 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,209 ACTUALLY, WE WERE THERE TOGETHER ONCE BEFORE. YOU WERE A PRESENTER THE YEAR I 761 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,079 ONCE BEFORE. YOU WERE A PRESENTER THE YEAR I HOSTED. 762 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:55,279 YOU WERE A PRESENTER THE YEAR I HOSTED. YEAH. 763 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,013 HOSTED. YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. 764 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,914 YEAH. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN ALL HELL BROKE 765 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:57,315 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE AT THE END. 766 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,152 >> Jimmy: WHEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE AT THE END. RIGHT. 767 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,453 LOOSE AT THE END. RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW, PRESENTING THIS 768 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,321 RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW, PRESENTING THIS YEAR, I AM BAD. 769 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,822 >> YOU KNOW, PRESENTING THIS YEAR, I AM BAD. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I PRESENT, 770 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,556 YEAR, I AM BAD. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I PRESENT, SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS. 771 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,190 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I PRESENT, SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: THEY DECIDED NEVER TO 772 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,726 SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: THEY DECIDED NEVER TO HAVE A HOST AGAIN. 773 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,394 >> Jimmy: THEY DECIDED NEVER TO HAVE A HOST AGAIN. SO YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR WIFE, 774 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,363 HAVE A HOST AGAIN. SO YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR WIFE, WHICH YOU DID NOT HAVE A WIFE 775 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,698 SO YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR WIFE, WHICH YOU DID NOT HAVE A WIFE LAST TIME I CHATTED WITH YOU. 776 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,467 WHICH YOU DID NOT HAVE A WIFE LAST TIME I CHATTED WITH YOU. THIS WAS -- YOU HAD A COVID 777 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,836 LAST TIME I CHATTED WITH YOU. THIS WAS -- YOU HAD A COVID MARRIAGE, YES? 778 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,737 THIS WAS -- YOU HAD A COVID MARRIAGE, YES? >> THAT'S A WEIRD WAY OF 779 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,071 MARRIAGE, YES? >> THAT'S A WEIRD WAY OF LABELING IT. 780 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:20,538 >> THAT'S A WEIRD WAY OF LABELING IT. >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS. 781 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,506 LABELING IT. >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS. YEAH. 782 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,575 >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS. YEAH. >> IT'S JUST A COVID -- IT'S A 783 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:28,479 YEAH. >> IT'S JUST A COVID -- IT'S A GAME THROUGH LOCKDOWN. 784 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:28,679 >> IT'S JUST A COVID -- IT'S A GAME THROUGH LOCKDOWN. YES. 785 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,548 GAME THROUGH LOCKDOWN. YES. IT'S JUST COVID -- AS SOON AS 786 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,285 YES. IT'S JUST COVID -- AS SOON AS COVID IS DONE. 787 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:34,552 IT'S JUST COVID -- AS SOON AS COVID IS DONE. MARRIAGE. 788 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,753 COVID IS DONE. MARRIAGE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK ABOUT 789 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:35,953 MARRIAGE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 790 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,089 >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? DID YOU THINK WELL, MAYBE IN THE 791 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,458 THAT? DID YOU THINK WELL, MAYBE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PANDEMIC, DID IT 792 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,459 DID YOU THINK WELL, MAYBE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PANDEMIC, DID IT GIVE YOU PAUSE AND MAKE YOU 793 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,527 MIDDLE OF THIS PANDEMIC, DID IT GIVE YOU PAUSE AND MAKE YOU THINK MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT? 794 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,896 GIVE YOU PAUSE AND MAKE YOU THINK MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT? OR MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO MOVE 795 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:46,697 THINK MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT? OR MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO MOVE FASTER BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S 796 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:52,503 OR MAYBE IT'S BETTER TO MOVE FASTER BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 797 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,338 FASTER BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? >> SO I GUESS ONE THING THAT WAS 798 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:57,074 GOING TO HAPPEN? >> SO I GUESS ONE THING THAT WAS GOOD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED IN 799 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,976 >> SO I GUESS ONE THING THAT WAS GOOD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED IN LOCKDOWN IS IT GIVES YOU A 800 00:22:58,978 --> 00:22:59,610 GOOD ABOUT GETTING MARRIED IN LOCKDOWN IS IT GIVES YOU A REALLY GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT 801 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,112 LOCKDOWN IS IT GIVES YOU A REALLY GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING A REALLY BEING WEDDING. 802 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,381 REALLY GOOD EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING A REALLY BEING WEDDING. >>Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TRUE. 803 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:03,881 HAVING A REALLY BEING WEDDING. >>Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TRUE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 804 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,649 >>Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TRUE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO 805 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:06,384 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO INVITE COUSIN ADNAN TO YOUR 806 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:10,321 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO INVITE COUSIN ADNAN TO YOUR WEDDING, YOU KNOW. 807 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:11,088 INVITE COUSIN ADNAN TO YOUR WEDDING, YOU KNOW. SORRY, DUDE. 808 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,490 WEDDING, YOU KNOW. SORRY, DUDE. >> I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU, BRO, 809 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,593 SORRY, DUDE. >> I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU, BRO, BUT YEAH. 810 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,328 >> I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU, BRO, BUT YEAH. THAT'S THE GOOD UPSIDE TO IT. 811 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:18,496 BUT YEAH. THAT'S THE GOOD UPSIDE TO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. 812 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:18,696 THAT'S THE GOOD UPSIDE TO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH. 813 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:19,864 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH. DID YOU HAVE A VERY SMALL 814 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,132 YEAH. DID YOU HAVE A VERY SMALL WEDDING THEN, I ASSUME? 815 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,500 DID YOU HAVE A VERY SMALL WEDDING THEN, I ASSUME? >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SMALL. 816 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,169 WEDDING THEN, I ASSUME? >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SMALL. IT WAS LIKE IN THE BACKYARD. 817 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,638 >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SMALL. IT WAS LIKE IN THE BACKYARD. IT WAS VERY CHILL, VERY 818 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:27,905 IT WAS LIKE IN THE BACKYARD. IT WAS VERY CHILL, VERY INTIMATE. 819 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,807 IT WAS VERY CHILL, VERY INTIMATE. NOT MANY PEOPLE THERE AT ALL. 820 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:30,341 INTIMATE. NOT MANY PEOPLE THERE AT ALL. JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, VERY 821 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:35,646 NOT MANY PEOPLE THERE AT ALL. JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, VERY IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 822 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,581 JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, VERY IMMEDIATE FAMILY. AND TO BE HONEST, IT WAS KIND OF 823 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,783 IMMEDIATE FAMILY. AND TO BE HONEST, IT WAS KIND OF BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT REASON, YOU 824 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:38,983 AND TO BE HONEST, IT WAS KIND OF BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT REASON, YOU KNOW. 825 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,085 BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT REASON, YOU KNOW. IT WAS VERY RELAXED, VERY 826 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,319 KNOW. IT WAS VERY RELAXED, VERY INTIMATE, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO 827 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,821 IT WAS VERY RELAXED, VERY INTIMATE, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING SURE HUNDREDS 828 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,457 INTIMATE, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING SURE HUNDREDS OF GUESTS ARE OKAY AND LOADS OF 829 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,491 WORRY ABOUT MAKING SURE HUNDREDS OF GUESTS ARE OKAY AND LOADS OF RANDOMS JUST KNOCK ABOUT. 830 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,193 OF GUESTS ARE OKAY AND LOADS OF RANDOMS JUST KNOCK ABOUT. IS THAT -- DID WE INVITE THAT 831 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:49,427 RANDOMS JUST KNOCK ABOUT. IS THAT -- DID WE INVITE THAT PERSON? 832 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,394 IS THAT -- DID WE INVITE THAT PERSON? WHO IS THAT? 833 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,329 PERSON? WHO IS THAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR COUSIN. 834 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,564 WHO IS THAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR COUSIN. THAT MY COUSIN? 835 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,532 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR COUSIN. THAT MY COUSIN? >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO MAKE 836 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,367 THAT MY COUSIN? >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO MAKE IT A SURPRISE, OR WAS IT A 837 00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:57,001 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO MAKE IT A SURPRISE, OR WAS IT A SURPRISE, YOUR PROPOSAL? 838 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,102 IT A SURPRISE, OR WAS IT A SURPRISE, YOUR PROPOSAL? >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE 839 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:58,335 SURPRISE, YOUR PROPOSAL? >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE WEDDING. 840 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:02,173 >> I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE WEDDING. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. 841 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:02,740 WEDDING. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> SURPRISE, WE'RE GETTING 842 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,709 >> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> SURPRISE, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TODAY! 843 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:06,577 >> SURPRISE, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TODAY! >> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS 844 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,547 MARRIED TODAY! >> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS HEADED OUT FOR A BARBECUE. 845 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,483 >> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS HEADED OUT FOR A BARBECUE. >> WHO'S SHAGGY NOW. 846 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,852 HEADED OUT FOR A BARBECUE. >> WHO'S SHAGGY NOW. >> Jimmy: NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT 847 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:15,286 >> WHO'S SHAGGY NOW. >> Jimmy: NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PROPOSAL ITSELF. 848 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,854 >> Jimmy: NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PROPOSAL ITSELF. >> I THINK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A 849 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,288 THE PROPOSAL ITSELF. >> I THINK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. 850 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,522 >> I THINK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. BECAUSE WE WENT INTO THE PARK. 851 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,957 JOKE. BECAUSE WE WENT INTO THE PARK. IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS YOU 852 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,258 BECAUSE WE WENT INTO THE PARK. IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS YOU COULD DO AT THAT POINT IN THE 853 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,359 IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS YOU COULD DO AT THAT POINT IN THE LOCKDOWN, AND WE WERE KIND OF 854 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,361 COULD DO AT THAT POINT IN THE LOCKDOWN, AND WE WERE KIND OF HAVING A LITTLE PICNIC. 855 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:25,296 LOCKDOWN, AND WE WERE KIND OF HAVING A LITTLE PICNIC. AND I POPPED THE QUESTION. 856 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,165 HAVING A LITTLE PICNIC. AND I POPPED THE QUESTION. AND SHE LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE 857 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:31,802 AND I POPPED THE QUESTION. AND SHE LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE YOU'RE JOKING. 858 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,038 AND SHE LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE YOU'RE JOKING. AND MAYBE THE WAY I PROPOSED 859 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,539 YOU'RE JOKING. AND MAYBE THE WAY I PROPOSED DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T HELP. 860 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,141 AND MAYBE THE WAY I PROPOSED DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T HELP. BECAUSE SHE'S A NOVELIST. 861 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,375 DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T HELP. BECAUSE SHE'S A NOVELIST. SHE IS AMAZING WITH WORDS. 862 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,611 BECAUSE SHE'S A NOVELIST. SHE IS AMAZING WITH WORDS. SO SHE LOVES A BIT OF SCRABBLE. 863 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,580 SHE IS AMAZING WITH WORDS. SO SHE LOVES A BIT OF SCRABBLE. SO WE WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING 864 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,515 SO SHE LOVES A BIT OF SCRABBLE. SO WE WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING SCRABBLE AND I DID THAT CORNY 865 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,016 SO WE WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING SCRABBLE AND I DID THAT CORNY THING WHERE I STOLE ALL THE 866 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,251 SCRABBLE AND I DID THAT CORNY THING WHERE I STOLE ALL THE LETTERS UP FRONT AND I SPELLED 867 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:47,485 THING WHERE I STOLE ALL THE LETTERS UP FRONT AND I SPELLED IT OUT. 868 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,085 LETTERS UP FRONT AND I SPELLED IT OUT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT I LIKE 869 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,286 IT OUT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT I LIKE THAT. 870 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:50,254 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT I LIKE THAT. IS THAT CORNY? 871 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,223 THAT. IS THAT CORNY? >> NICE AND CORNY. 872 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,390 IS THAT CORNY? >> NICE AND CORNY. >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF 873 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:54,225 >> NICE AND CORNY. >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE DOING THAT BEFORE. 874 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,759 >> Jimmy: I NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE DOING THAT BEFORE. >> WELL, MAYBE. 875 00:24:55,761 --> 00:24:55,993 ANYONE DOING THAT BEFORE. >> WELL, MAYBE. REALLY? 876 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:56,560 >> WELL, MAYBE. REALLY? >> Jimmy: NO. 877 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:56,861 REALLY? >> Jimmy: NO. HAVE YOU? 878 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,495 >> Jimmy: NO. HAVE YOU? DO YOU KNOW OF PEOPLE DOING THAT 879 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:01,232 HAVE YOU? DO YOU KNOW OF PEOPLE DOING THAT BEFORE? 880 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,900 DO YOU KNOW OF PEOPLE DOING THAT BEFORE? >> AFTER THIS, I HOPE EVERYONE 881 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,401 BEFORE? >> AFTER THIS, I HOPE EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE DOING IT. 882 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,604 >> AFTER THIS, I HOPE EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE DOING IT. >> Jimmy: WELL SURE, NOW. 883 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,539 IS GOING TO BE DOING IT. >> Jimmy: WELL SURE, NOW. BUT YOU'RE A TRENDSETTER IS WHAT 884 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,039 >> Jimmy: WELL SURE, NOW. BUT YOU'RE A TRENDSETTER IS WHAT YOU ARE. 885 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,574 BUT YOU'RE A TRENDSETTER IS WHAT YOU ARE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY 886 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:11,308 YOU ARE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY THEN, I GUESS. 887 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,610 YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY THEN, I GUESS. >> NO. 888 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:16,146 THEN, I GUESS. >> NO. I HAD A BACHELOR ZOOM. 889 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:20,050 >> NO. I HAD A BACHELOR ZOOM. >> Jimmy: A BACHELOR ZOOM. 890 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:24,121 I HAD A BACHELOR ZOOM. >> Jimmy: A BACHELOR ZOOM. GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THAT WAS. 891 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:29,159 >> Jimmy: A BACHELOR ZOOM. GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THAT WAS. WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I HOPE. 892 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:32,396 GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THAT WAS. WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I HOPE. >> NO, I JUST SENT OUT A LINK 893 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:34,098 WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I HOPE. >> NO, I JUST SENT OUT A LINK INTO THE ETHER, ANYONE WHO WANTS 894 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,332 >> NO, I JUST SENT OUT A LINK INTO THE ETHER, ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN, JUMP IN. 895 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,467 INTO THE ETHER, ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN, JUMP IN. >> Jimmy: WOULD IT BE BAD FORM 896 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:37,101 TO JOIN, JUMP IN. >> Jimmy: WOULD IT BE BAD FORM TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY AFTER 897 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:40,070 >> Jimmy: WOULD IT BE BAD FORM TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY AFTER THE WEDDING? 898 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,205 TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY AFTER THE WEDDING? >> A GREAT IDEA. 899 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,740 THE WEDDING? >> A GREAT IDEA. I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH 900 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:43,007 >> A GREAT IDEA. I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH THIS. 901 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:43,741 I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH THIS. LET'S DO THIS. 902 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:44,675 THIS. LET'S DO THIS. >> Jimmy: LISTEN, HERE'S WHAT 903 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:45,876 LET'S DO THIS. >> Jimmy: LISTEN, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 904 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,311 >> Jimmy: LISTEN, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. NEXT TIME YOU'RE BACK HERE IN 905 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,846 WE'RE GOING TO DO. NEXT TIME YOU'RE BACK HERE IN STUDIO WITH US, GUILLERMO AND I 906 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,481 NEXT TIME YOU'RE BACK HERE IN STUDIO WITH US, GUILLERMO AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU NEXT DOOR 907 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:53,050 STUDIO WITH US, GUILLERMO AND I ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU NEXT DOOR TO HOOTERS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT 908 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,287 ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU NEXT DOOR TO HOOTERS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. 909 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,555 TO HOOTERS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. WE'LL INVITE THE HOLLYWOOD 910 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,556 WILL HAPPEN. WE'LL INVITE THE HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD SUPER HEROES. 911 00:25:58,558 --> 00:25:59,056 WE'LL INVITE THE HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD SUPER HEROES. EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE. 912 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,792 BOULEVARD SUPER HEROES. EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE. IT WILL BE GOOD TIMES. 913 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:04,028 EVERYBODY WILL BE THERE. IT WILL BE GOOD TIMES. YOU NEED -- YEAH, THAT ONE YOU 914 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,763 IT WILL BE GOOD TIMES. YOU NEED -- YEAH, THAT ONE YOU ARE OWED, I THINK. 915 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:07,464 YOU NEED -- YEAH, THAT ONE YOU ARE OWED, I THINK. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 916 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,700 ARE OWED, I THINK. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE AND YOUR OSCAR 917 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:10,000 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE AND YOUR OSCAR NOMINATION. 918 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,335 MARRIAGE AND YOUR OSCAR NOMINATION. A VERY EXCITING. 919 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,803 NOMINATION. A VERY EXCITING. I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK ON 920 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:13,237 A VERY EXCITING. I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK ON SUNDAY NIGHT. 921 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,638 I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK ON SUNDAY NIGHT. THE MOVIE IS GREAT. 922 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,773 SUNDAY NIGHT. THE MOVIE IS GREAT. IT'S CALLED "THE SOUND OF 923 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,006 THE MOVIE IS GREAT. IT'S CALLED "THE SOUND OF METAL." 924 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,475 IT'S CALLED "THE SOUND OF METAL." IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON 925 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:19,143 METAL." IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. 926 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:19,877 IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO. RIZ AHMED, EVERYBODY. 927 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:20,210 PRIME VIDEO. RIZ AHMED, EVERYBODY. THANKS, RIZ. 928 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:24,648 RIZ AHMED, EVERYBODY. THANKS, RIZ. WE'LL BE BACK WITH ANDRA DAY. 929 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:39,229 >> Jimmy: HELLO. WELCOME BACK, FIVE YEARS AGO OUR NEXT GUEST'S FIRST ALBUM EARNED 930 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,864 WELCOME BACK, FIVE YEARS AGO OUR NEXT GUEST'S FIRST ALBUM EARNED HER TWO GRAMMY NOMINATIONS. 931 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,232 NEXT GUEST'S FIRST ALBUM EARNED HER TWO GRAMMY NOMINATIONS. HER FIRST LEAD IN A MOVIE WON 932 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,667 HER TWO GRAMMY NOMINATIONS. HER FIRST LEAD IN A MOVIE WON HER A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND SHE IS 933 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:44,301 HER FIRST LEAD IN A MOVIE WON HER A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR THAT 934 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:47,705 HER A GOLDEN GLOBE, AND SHE IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR THAT MOVIE TOO. 935 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,407 NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR THAT MOVIE TOO. ♪ IF I MAN AIN'T GOT NO MONEY 936 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:55,446 MOVIE TOO. ♪ IF I MAN AIN'T GOT NO MONEY AND I SAY TAKE ALL MY MINE, 937 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:56,113 ♪ IF I MAN AIN'T GOT NO MONEY AND I SAY TAKE ALL MY MINE, HONEY ♪ 938 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,449 AND I SAY TAKE ALL MY MINE, HONEY ♪ ♪ AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS IF I 939 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:03,587 HONEY ♪ ♪ AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS IF I DO ♪ 940 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,588 ♪ AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS IF I DO ♪ >> Jimmy: "THE UNITED STATES VS. 941 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,156 DO ♪ >> Jimmy: "THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW. 942 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:14,298 >> Jimmy: "THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW. PLEASE WELCOME ANDRA DAY! 943 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,201 BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW. PLEASE WELCOME ANDRA DAY! ♪ 944 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:22,172 PLEASE WELCOME ANDRA DAY! ♪ [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 945 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,007 ♪ [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] HOW ARE YOU? 946 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:23,874 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] HOW ARE YOU? THANKS FOR COMING. 947 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:24,842 HOW ARE YOU? THANKS FOR COMING. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 948 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,010 THANKS FOR COMING. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 949 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:26,610 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU. 950 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,745 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN 951 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:27,978 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN HERE. 952 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,979 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN HERE. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME THE 953 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:29,279 HERE. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME THE FIRST TIME. 954 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:29,880 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME THE FIRST TIME. >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN COME 955 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:30,180 FIRST TIME. >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN COME EVERY TIME. 956 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,417 >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU CAN COME EVERY TIME. IT'S FINE. 957 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:34,852 EVERY TIME. IT'S FINE. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR OSCAR 958 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:35,152 IT'S FINE. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR OSCAR NOMINATION. 959 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:35,452 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR OSCAR NOMINATION. [ APPLAUSE ] 960 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:38,355 NOMINATION. [ APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU. 961 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,124 [ APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY 962 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,659 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE 963 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:44,662 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE A KID PROBABLY, YOU TRY TO FIND 964 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,463 BECAUSE I THINK LIKE WHEN YOU'RE A KID PROBABLY, YOU TRY TO FIND MAYBE YOU'VE LISTENED TO MUSIC 965 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,867 A KID PROBABLY, YOU TRY TO FIND MAYBE YOU'VE LISTENED TO MUSIC AND IMITATE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU 966 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:50,868 MAYBE YOU'VE LISTENED TO MUSIC AND IMITATE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LIKE. 967 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:54,038 AND IMITATE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU LIKE. AND THEN AS A PERFORMER, YOU 968 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,439 LIKE. AND THEN AS A PERFORMER, YOU THEN DO YOUR OWN THING AND YOU 969 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:57,007 AND THEN AS A PERFORMER, YOU THEN DO YOUR OWN THING AND YOU TRY NOT TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU 970 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:57,274 THEN DO YOUR OWN THING AND YOU TRY NOT TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE. 971 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,276 TRY NOT TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE. AND THEN SOMETIMES THAT ABILITY 972 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,445 LIKE. AND THEN SOMETIMES THAT ABILITY TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE GETS 973 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,746 AND THEN SOMETIMES THAT ABILITY TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE GETS YOU AN OSCAR NOMINATION LIKE IN 974 00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:04,715 TO IMITATE PEOPLE YOU LIKE GETS YOU AN OSCAR NOMINATION LIKE IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE. 975 00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:06,684 YOU AN OSCAR NOMINATION LIKE IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE. >> WELL, WE'RE STILL JUST 976 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:07,785 THIS PARTICULAR CASE. >> WELL, WE'RE STILL JUST IMITATING PEOPLE WE LIKE, EVEN 977 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,219 >> WELL, WE'RE STILL JUST IMITATING PEOPLE WE LIKE, EVEN AS PERFORMERS. 978 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,087 IMITATING PEOPLE WE LIKE, EVEN AS PERFORMERS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? 979 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,656 AS PERFORMERS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE 100% CORRECT, 980 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:13,023 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE 100% CORRECT, RIGHT. 981 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:13,390 I THINK YOU'RE 100% CORRECT, RIGHT. YEAH. 982 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:21,865 RIGHT. YEAH. >> IT'S JUST AN AM MAGAZINE 983 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:22,366 YEAH. >> IT'S JUST AN AM MAGAZINE NATAMAL 984 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:22,933 >> IT'S JUST AN AM MAGAZINE NATAMAL NATION. 985 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,001 NATAMAL NATION. SIMONE, WHITNEY. 986 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,402 NATION. SIMONE, WHITNEY. I'M JUST ONE BIG COPYCAT. 987 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,204 SIMONE, WHITNEY. I'M JUST ONE BIG COPYCAT. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU STARTED 988 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,172 I'M JUST ONE BIG COPYCAT. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU STARTED WRITING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH IN 989 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,907 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU STARTED WRITING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH IN THE EVENT YOU WIN, OR WILL YOU 990 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,141 WRITING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH IN THE EVENT YOU WIN, OR WILL YOU JUST REUSE WHAT YOU SAID AT THE 991 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:31,508 THE EVENT YOU WIN, OR WILL YOU JUST REUSE WHAT YOU SAID AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES? 992 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,342 JUST REUSE WHAT YOU SAID AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES? >> PRETTY MUCH THAT. 993 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:32,943 GOLDEN GLOBES? >> PRETTY MUCH THAT. I'M GOOD ABOUT RECYCLING, YOU 994 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,045 >> PRETTY MUCH THAT. I'M GOOD ABOUT RECYCLING, YOU KNOW. 995 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,081 I'M GOOD ABOUT RECYCLING, YOU KNOW. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET 996 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:37,815 KNOW. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET EVERY NAME. 997 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,516 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET EVERY NAME. IT'S SO NERVE-RACKING, AND THERE 998 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,851 EVERY NAME. IT'S SO NERVE-RACKING, AND THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE. 999 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:41,385 IT'S SO NERVE-RACKING, AND THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE. >> Jimmy: THERE, RIGHT? 1000 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:41,952 IS SO MUCH PRESSURE. >> Jimmy: THERE, RIGHT? >> YEAH. 1001 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,220 >> Jimmy: THERE, RIGHT? >> YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE CHAOTIC. 1002 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,421 >> YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE CHAOTIC. >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD BE THE WORST 1003 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:45,989 IT'S A LITTLE CHAOTIC. >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON FOR YOU TO FORGET? 1004 00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:46,390 >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON FOR YOU TO FORGET? >> WELL, LIKE LEE. 1005 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:50,761 PERSON FOR YOU TO FORGET? >> WELL, LIKE LEE. THAT WOULD SUCK. 1006 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:51,729 >> WELL, LIKE LEE. THAT WOULD SUCK. EVERYONE ELSE, THANK YOU. 1007 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,297 THAT WOULD SUCK. EVERYONE ELSE, THANK YOU. NO, WHO WOULD BE THE WORST 1008 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:53,697 EVERYONE ELSE, THANK YOU. NO, WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON? 1009 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,432 NO, WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON? LEE WOULD BE THE FIRST. 1010 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:56,767 PERSON? LEE WOULD BE THE FIRST. BILLIE, PROBABLY. 1011 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:57,367 LEE WOULD BE THE FIRST. BILLIE, PROBABLY. OR JUST [ BLEEP ] THEM. 1012 00:28:57,369 --> 00:29:01,772 BILLIE, PROBABLY. OR JUST [ BLEEP ] THEM. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYBODY. 1013 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,707 OR JUST [ BLEEP ] THEM. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: WHO WILL YOU BRING TO 1014 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:04,575 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYBODY. >> Jimmy: WHO WILL YOU BRING TO THE OSCAR SHOW WITH YOU? 1015 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,143 >> Jimmy: WHO WILL YOU BRING TO THE OSCAR SHOW WITH YOU? >> I'M ACTUALLY EITHER BRINGING 1016 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,178 THE OSCAR SHOW WITH YOU? >> I'M ACTUALLY EITHER BRINGING MY OLDER SISTER OR MY YOUNGER 1017 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:08,445 >> I'M ACTUALLY EITHER BRINGING MY OLDER SISTER OR MY YOUNGER BROTHER. 1018 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:12,850 MY OLDER SISTER OR MY YOUNGER BROTHER. I'M GOING LET THEM BOX IT OUT. 1019 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,017 BROTHER. I'M GOING LET THEM BOX IT OUT. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO DO WHO 1020 00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:15,385 I'M GOING LET THEM BOX IT OUT. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO DO WHO GETS ME THE BEST GIFT. 1021 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,153 ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO DO WHO GETS ME THE BEST GIFT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA. 1022 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,488 GETS ME THE BEST GIFT. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA. I LIKE THAT IDEA. 1023 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,456 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA. I LIKE THAT IDEA. A GIFT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A 1024 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,657 I LIKE THAT IDEA. A GIFT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A PRESENTATION CEREMONY ON LIKE 1025 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:20,924 A GIFT, YOU SHOULD HAVE A PRESENTATION CEREMONY ON LIKE SATURDAY. 1026 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:21,425 PRESENTATION CEREMONY ON LIKE SATURDAY. >> THAT'S GOOD. 1027 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,393 SATURDAY. >> THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GET THE GIFT, AND 1028 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,228 >> THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GET THE GIFT, AND THEN YOU WILL DECIDE BETWEEN THE 1029 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:24,828 >> Jimmy: YOU GET THE GIFT, AND THEN YOU WILL DECIDE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM. 1030 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,330 THEN YOU WILL DECIDE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM. >> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. 1031 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,998 TWO OF THEM. >> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: OR WE COULD LET 1032 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,732 >> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: OR WE COULD LET AMERICA DECIDE. 1033 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:29,666 >> Jimmy: OR WE COULD LET AMERICA DECIDE. YOU CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND 1034 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,435 AMERICA DECIDE. YOU CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF YOURSELF 1035 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,002 YOU CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF YOURSELF ENTIRELY. 1036 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,036 TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF YOURSELF ENTIRELY. >> YEAH, I LOVE MY FAMILY A 1037 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:36,240 ENTIRELY. >> YEAH, I LOVE MY FAMILY A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR THAT. 1038 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,175 >> YEAH, I LOVE MY FAMILY A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: SO NOT MOM, DAD? 1039 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:38,909 LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: SO NOT MOM, DAD? NOT COMING? 1040 00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:39,777 >> Jimmy: SO NOT MOM, DAD? NOT COMING? >> NO. 1041 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:44,414 NOT COMING? >> NO. YOU KNOW, MOM, TRY TO LIKE 1042 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,050 >> NO. YOU KNOW, MOM, TRY TO LIKE BASICALLY KIND OF KEEP TRACK OF 1043 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:47,651 YOU KNOW, MOM, TRY TO LIKE BASICALLY KIND OF KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES EACH FAMILY 1044 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:48,986 BASICALLY KIND OF KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY TIMES EACH FAMILY MEMBER HAS BEEN TO AN EVENT. 1045 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:49,753 HOW MANY TIMES EACH FAMILY MEMBER HAS BEEN TO AN EVENT. MY MOTHER HAS BEEN. 1046 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:50,654 MEMBER HAS BEEN TO AN EVENT. MY MOTHER HAS BEEN. MY FATHER HAS BEEN. 1047 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,789 MY MOTHER HAS BEEN. MY FATHER HAS BEEN. THEY'VE ALL BEEN TO THE WHITE 1048 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,758 MY FATHER HAS BEEN. THEY'VE ALL BEEN TO THE WHITE HOUSE OR THE GRAMMYS. 1049 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,827 THEY'VE ALL BEEN TO THE WHITE HOUSE OR THE GRAMMYS. AND MY FATHER -- ACTUALLY, MY 1050 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,529 HOUSE OR THE GRAMMYS. AND MY FATHER -- ACTUALLY, MY FATHER ONE YEAR AT THE GRAMMYS, 1051 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:00,264 AND MY FATHER -- ACTUALLY, MY FATHER ONE YEAR AT THE GRAMMYS, HE MET ADELE. 1052 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,698 FATHER ONE YEAR AT THE GRAMMYS, HE MET ADELE. HE WAS JUST BACKSTAGE CHILLING 1053 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,000 HE MET ADELE. HE WAS JUST BACKSTAGE CHILLING WITH ADELE RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS 1054 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,968 HE WAS JUST BACKSTAGE CHILLING WITH ADELE RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS ABOUT TO GO ON. 1055 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,437 WITH ADELE RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS ABOUT TO GO ON. AND HE BLURTS OUT MY DAUGHTER IS 1056 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:07,905 ABOUT TO GO ON. AND HE BLURTS OUT MY DAUGHTER IS ANDRA DAY. 1057 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,107 AND HE BLURTS OUT MY DAUGHTER IS ANDRA DAY. AND SHE LOOKS OVER YOU MUST BE 1058 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:10,607 ANDRA DAY. AND SHE LOOKS OVER YOU MUST BE SO PROUD. 1059 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:11,842 AND SHE LOOKS OVER YOU MUST BE SO PROUD. SHE IS REALLY FAMOUS. 1060 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:14,845 SO PROUD. SHE IS REALLY FAMOUS. I'M GOING LET HIM COOL HIS JETS 1061 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,513 SHE IS REALLY FAMOUS. I'M GOING LET HIM COOL HIS JETS A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THIS EVENT. 1062 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,447 I'M GOING LET HIM COOL HIS JETS A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THIS EVENT. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY. 1063 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,982 A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THIS EVENT. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY. WE EXPECT OUR PARENTS AND PEOPLE 1064 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:19,850 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY. WE EXPECT OUR PARENTS AND PEOPLE AROUND US TO STAY COOL IN THOSE 1065 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:23,053 WE EXPECT OUR PARENTS AND PEOPLE AROUND US TO STAY COOL IN THOSE SITUATIONS. 1066 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,190 AROUND US TO STAY COOL IN THOSE SITUATIONS. BUT COOL IS SOMETHING, THERE IS 1067 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,925 SITUATIONS. BUT COOL IS SOMETHING, THERE IS A HARDENING THAT GOES ON. 1068 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:28,458 BUT COOL IS SOMETHING, THERE IS A HARDENING THAT GOES ON. >> LIKE RIGHT NOW. 1069 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,894 A HARDENING THAT GOES ON. >> LIKE RIGHT NOW. I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY 1070 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:31,161 >> LIKE RIGHT NOW. I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY COLLECTED. 1071 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:31,695 I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY COLLECTED. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. 1072 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,096 COLLECTED. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. YOU SEEM VERY COOL RIGHT NOW. 1073 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,299 >> Jimmy: YOU DO. YOU SEEM VERY COOL RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE NOT? 1074 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:36,834 YOU SEEM VERY COOL RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE NOT? >> NOT TO LOOK BEHIND ME. 1075 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,136 YOU'RE NOT? >> NOT TO LOOK BEHIND ME. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF PLAYING IT 1076 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,905 >> NOT TO LOOK BEHIND ME. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF PLAYING IT COOL, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, THAT 1077 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,674 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF PLAYING IT COOL, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, THAT YOU IN A WAY -- WOULD IT BE FAIR 1078 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,275 COOL, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, THAT YOU IN A WAY -- WOULD IT BE FAIR TO SAY STEVIE WONDER DISCOVERED 1079 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:45,642 YOU IN A WAY -- WOULD IT BE FAIR TO SAY STEVIE WONDER DISCOVERED YOU? 1080 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:46,176 TO SAY STEVIE WONDER DISCOVERED YOU? >> YEAH. 1081 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,377 YOU? >> YEAH. I MEAN, WELL, OKAY. 1082 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,180 >> YEAH. I MEAN, WELL, OKAY. THE FAIR THING TO SAY IS THAT 1083 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,849 I MEAN, WELL, OKAY. THE FAIR THING TO SAY IS THAT KAI MILLER MORRIS, STEVIE 1084 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,183 THE FAIR THING TO SAY IS THAT KAI MILLER MORRIS, STEVIE WONDER'S WIFE AT THE TIME 1085 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,218 KAI MILLER MORRIS, STEVIE WONDER'S WIFE AT THE TIME DISCOVERED ME. 1086 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,686 WONDER'S WIFE AT THE TIME DISCOVERED ME. SHE ACTUALLY SAW A CLIP OF ME 1087 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:56,086 DISCOVERED ME. SHE ACTUALLY SAW A CLIP OF ME SINGING. 1088 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,588 SHE ACTUALLY SAW A CLIP OF ME SINGING. I WAS JUST SINGING IN FRONT OF 1089 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,956 SINGING. I WAS JUST SINGING IN FRONT OF THIS STRIP MALL IN MALIBU. 1090 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,925 I WAS JUST SINGING IN FRONT OF THIS STRIP MALL IN MALIBU. IT WAS LIKE A SHOE STORE OR 1091 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:02,459 THIS STRIP MALL IN MALIBU. IT WAS LIKE A SHOE STORE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1092 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,094 IT WAS LIKE A SHOE STORE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: AND SHE HAPPENED TO 1093 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:04,862 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: AND SHE HAPPENED TO PAWN IT? 1094 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,363 >> Jimmy: AND SHE HAPPENED TO PAWN IT? >> THERE IS SOMEBODY I WAS 1095 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,698 PAWN IT? >> THERE IS SOMEBODY I WAS WORKING WITH AT THE TIME. 1096 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,366 >> THERE IS SOMEBODY I WAS WORKING WITH AT THE TIME. AND HE HAPPENED TO PAWN HER IN A 1097 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,500 WORKING WITH AT THE TIME. AND HE HAPPENED TO PAWN HER IN A PASTRY SHOP. 1098 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:10,701 AND HE HAPPENED TO PAWN HER IN A PASTRY SHOP. OKAY. 1099 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:11,768 PASTRY SHOP. OKAY. I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE 1100 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:12,402 OKAY. I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS STORY. 1101 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:12,970 I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS STORY. BUT IT'S FINE. 1102 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,205 THIS STORY. BUT IT'S FINE. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE. 1103 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,607 BUT IT'S FINE. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE. BUT YEAH, HE HAPPENED UPON HER 1104 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:17,841 IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE. BUT YEAH, HE HAPPENED UPON HER IN A PASTRY SHOP. 1105 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,610 BUT YEAH, HE HAPPENED UPON HER IN A PASTRY SHOP. AND SHE LIKED MY VOICE AND 1106 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:20,978 IN A PASTRY SHOP. AND SHE LIKED MY VOICE AND PLAYED IT FOR STEVIE AND HE 1107 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,212 AND SHE LIKED MY VOICE AND PLAYED IT FOR STEVIE AND HE LIKED IT AND ORCHESTRATED A 1108 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,080 PLAYED IT FOR STEVIE AND HE LIKED IT AND ORCHESTRATED A CALL. 1109 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,415 LIKED IT AND ORCHESTRATED A CALL. LY NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT. 1110 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,384 CALL. LY NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT. IT FELT LIKE A METEOR HIT MY -- 1111 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,019 LY NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT. IT FELT LIKE A METEOR HIT MY -- NOT EVEN MY HOUSE, MY WHOLE 1112 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:29,219 IT FELT LIKE A METEOR HIT MY -- NOT EVEN MY HOUSE, MY WHOLE WORLD. 1113 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,754 NOT EVEN MY HOUSE, MY WHOLE WORLD. I WAS LIVING BEHIND A 7-ELEVEN 1114 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:33,857 WORLD. I WAS LIVING BEHIND A 7-ELEVEN TO THE RIGHT OF A DUMPSTER. 1115 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:34,558 I WAS LIVING BEHIND A 7-ELEVEN TO THE RIGHT OF A DUMPSTER. I KNOW. 1116 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,792 TO THE RIGHT OF A DUMPSTER. I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND STEVIE WONDER 1117 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,762 I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND STEVIE WONDER CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU, I 1118 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:38,962 >> Jimmy: AND STEVIE WONDER CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU, I GUESS. 1119 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,198 CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU, I GUESS. >> BRETT MUCH, YEAH. 1120 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,899 GUESS. >> BRETT MUCH, YEAH. THOSE THREE WORDS. 1121 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,467 >> BRETT MUCH, YEAH. THOSE THREE WORDS. WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT, 1122 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,669 THOSE THREE WORDS. WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT, ACTUALLY. 1123 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,039 WE CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT, ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU GOT OFF 1124 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,274 ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU GOT OFF THE PHONE, YOUR HEAD MUST HAVE 1125 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:50,841 >> Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU GOT OFF THE PHONE, YOUR HEAD MUST HAVE BEEN SPINNING. 1126 00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:52,809 THE PHONE, YOUR HEAD MUST HAVE BEEN SPINNING. >> YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 1127 00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:53,744 BEEN SPINNING. >> YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT 1128 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,245 >> YEAH, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS JUST SORT 1129 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,480 I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS JUST SORT OF IN A DAZE. 1130 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,615 HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS JUST SORT OF IN A DAZE. ALL I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY WAS 1131 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,118 OF IN A DAZE. ALL I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY WAS THAT HE HAD ONE SONG LIKE A 1132 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,185 ALL I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY WAS THAT HE HAD ONE SONG LIKE A SPECIFIC SONG THAT I THINK THIS 1133 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:03,320 THAT HE HAD ONE SONG LIKE A SPECIFIC SONG THAT I THINK THIS WOULD BE GREAT TO WRITE WITH 1134 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:03,487 SPECIFIC SONG THAT I THINK THIS WOULD BE GREAT TO WRITE WITH YOU. 1135 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,022 WOULD BE GREAT TO WRITE WITH YOU. AND THEN I REMEMBER THINKING 1136 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,256 YOU. AND THEN I REMEMBER THINKING THAT'S A REALLY LONG TITLE. 1137 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,025 AND THEN I REMEMBER THINKING THAT'S A REALLY LONG TITLE. AND THEN THE OTHER THING IS HE 1138 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,259 THAT'S A REALLY LONG TITLE. AND THEN THE OTHER THING IS HE ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN WAS. 1139 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,594 AND THEN THE OTHER THING IS HE ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN WAS. OH, FOR REAL? 1140 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:11,094 ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN WAS. OH, FOR REAL? COOL, WE'RE DOING THIS. 1141 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:11,962 OH, FOR REAL? COOL, WE'RE DOING THIS. I'M A CAPRICORN. 1142 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:14,197 COOL, WE'RE DOING THIS. I'M A CAPRICORN. SO, YEAH. 1143 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,899 I'M A CAPRICORN. SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE 1144 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,434 SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ZODIAC. 1145 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,969 >> Jimmy: HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ZODIAC. GOOD THING IT MATCHED UP. 1146 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,637 THAT THE ZODIAC. GOOD THING IT MATCHED UP. >> YEAH, SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN 1147 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:21,505 GOOD THING IT MATCHED UP. >> YEAH, SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN HIS STUDIO TOGETHER. 1148 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,507 >> YEAH, SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN HIS STUDIO TOGETHER. BUT APPARENTLY NOBODY LIKES CAP 1149 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:23,707 HIS STUDIO TOGETHER. BUT APPARENTLY NOBODY LIKES CAP CORNS. 1150 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,542 BUT APPARENTLY NOBODY LIKES CAP CORNS. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT TRUE? 1151 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:25,809 CORNS. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. 1152 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:26,310 >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? 1153 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:28,378 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> I LOOKED AT ONE OF THOSE 1154 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:28,845 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> I LOOKED AT ONE OF THOSE COMPATIBILITY THINGS. 1155 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,447 >> I LOOKED AT ONE OF THOSE COMPATIBILITY THINGS. AND IT WAS LIKE THIS PERSON'S 1156 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,381 COMPATIBILITY THINGS. AND IT WAS LIKE THIS PERSON'S MATCHED WITH THIS AND THIS 1157 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:32,449 AND IT WAS LIKE THIS PERSON'S MATCHED WITH THIS AND THIS MATCHES WITH THIS. 1158 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,417 MATCHED WITH THIS AND THIS MATCHES WITH THIS. AND THIS -- EVERYBODY IS 1159 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:35,419 MATCHES WITH THIS. AND THIS -- EVERYBODY IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE IS LIKE GIRL 1160 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:36,954 AND THIS -- EVERYBODY IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE IS LIKE GIRL RISING AND MOONS. 1161 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:37,654 SOMEBODY OUT THERE IS LIKE GIRL RISING AND MOONS. NO, I KNOW Y'ALL DISAPPOINTED IN 1162 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,489 RISING AND MOONS. NO, I KNOW Y'ALL DISAPPOINTED IN ME RIGHT NOW. 1163 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,258 NO, I KNOW Y'ALL DISAPPOINTED IN ME RIGHT NOW. BUT I LOOKED AT IT. 1164 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,327 ME RIGHT NOW. BUT I LOOKED AT IT. IT WAS CAPRICORNS ARE COMPATIBLE 1165 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:43,860 BUT I LOOKED AT IT. IT WAS CAPRICORNS ARE COMPATIBLE WITH CAPRICORNS. 1166 00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:44,227 IT WAS CAPRICORNS ARE COMPATIBLE WITH CAPRICORNS. I WAS LIKE DAMN. 1167 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:48,699 WITH CAPRICORNS. I WAS LIKE DAMN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? 1168 00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:50,667 I WAS LIKE DAMN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? >> WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 1169 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,736 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? >> WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? NOVEMBER 13th.A SCORPIO.- 1170 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:53,236 >> WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? NOVEMBER 13th.A SCORPIO.- >> ALL RIGHT. 1171 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:54,371 NOVEMBER 13th.A SCORPIO.- >> ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT. 1172 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,073 >> ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE 1173 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:56,573 WE'LL SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING ALONG. 1174 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:57,541 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING ALONG. >> I DO. 1175 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:58,075 GETTING ALONG. >> I DO. I THINK SO. 1176 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:58,275 >> I DO. I THINK SO. YEAH. 1177 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,077 I THINK SO. YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP? 1178 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,378 YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP? HOW LONG BEFORE YOU SEE STEVIE 1179 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,579 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP? HOW LONG BEFORE YOU SEE STEVIE WONDER AFTER THAT TELEPHONE 1180 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:02,779 HOW LONG BEFORE YOU SEE STEVIE WONDER AFTER THAT TELEPHONE CALL? 1181 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:03,814 WONDER AFTER THAT TELEPHONE CALL? >> IT WASN'T THAT LONG, 1182 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:04,081 CALL? >> IT WASN'T THAT LONG, HONESTLY. 1183 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,082 >> IT WASN'T THAT LONG, HONESTLY. THEY SET UP A DINNER. 1184 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,818 HONESTLY. THEY SET UP A DINNER. WE WERE AT A DINNER -- WAS IT 1185 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:08,685 THEY SET UP A DINNER. WE WERE AT A DINNER -- WAS IT MR. CHARLES? 1186 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:08,852 WE WERE AT A DINNER -- WAS IT MR. CHARLES? NAH. 1187 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:09,453 MR. CHARLES? NAH. I DON'T KNOW. 1188 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,854 NAH. I DON'T KNOW. BUT THE FOOD WAS REALLY GOOD. 1189 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:12,322 I DON'T KNOW. BUT THE FOOD WAS REALLY GOOD. AND I HAD NEVER HAD FOOD THIS 1190 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,390 BUT THE FOOD WAS REALLY GOOD. AND I HAD NEVER HAD FOOD THIS GOOD BEFORE. 1191 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,658 AND I HAD NEVER HAD FOOD THIS GOOD BEFORE. THIS WAS DEFINITELY A RICH 1192 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:14,958 GOOD BEFORE. THIS WAS DEFINITELY A RICH RESTAURANT. 1193 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,592 THIS WAS DEFINITELY A RICH RESTAURANT. I WISH I COULD HAVE REMEMBERED 1194 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,227 RESTAURANT. I WISH I COULD HAVE REMEMBERED IT. 1195 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,595 I WISH I COULD HAVE REMEMBERED IT. YEAH, SO WE HAD A DINNER. 1196 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,063 IT. YEAH, SO WE HAD A DINNER. HE INTRODUCED ME. 1197 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:23,133 YEAH, SO WE HAD A DINNER. HE INTRODUCED ME. ULTIMATELY, HE INTRODUCED ME TO 1198 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,468 HE INTRODUCED ME. ULTIMATELY, HE INTRODUCED ME TO THE ACTUALLY, OH MY GOD, I'M 1199 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:24,735 ULTIMATELY, HE INTRODUCED ME TO THE ACTUALLY, OH MY GOD, I'M TRIPPING. 1200 00:33:24,737 --> 00:33:26,269 THE ACTUALLY, OH MY GOD, I'M TRIPPING. IT WAS A LOT OF TIME IN BETWEEN 1201 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:27,804 TRIPPING. IT WAS A LOT OF TIME IN BETWEEN THAT, BECAUSE THE PERSON I WAS 1202 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:28,538 IT WAS A LOT OF TIME IN BETWEEN THAT, BECAUSE THE PERSON I WAS WORKING WITH UNFORTUNATELY AT 1203 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,008 THAT, BECAUSE THE PERSON I WAS WORKING WITH UNFORTUNATELY AT THE TIME WAS NOT THE MOST 1204 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:31,441 WORKING WITH UNFORTUNATELY AT THE TIME WAS NOT THE MOST FORTHRIGHT PERSON. 1205 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:32,943 THE TIME WAS NOT THE MOST FORTHRIGHT PERSON. SO I GOT THE MESSAGE THAT I 1206 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:33,977 FORTHRIGHT PERSON. SO I GOT THE MESSAGE THAT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY 1207 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:34,811 SO I GOT THE MESSAGE THAT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME. 1208 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,880 WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME. AND I SAID OKAY, COOL, YOU KNOW. 1209 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:37,581 DIDN'T LIKE ME. AND I SAID OKAY, COOL, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: AFTER THE DINNER? 1210 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,383 AND I SAID OKAY, COOL, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: AFTER THE DINNER? >> NO, NO, THIS IS BEFORE THE 1211 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:39,616 >> Jimmy: AFTER THE DINNER? >> NO, NO, THIS IS BEFORE THE DINNER. 1212 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:40,417 >> NO, NO, THIS IS BEFORE THE DINNER. >> Jimmy: OH. 1213 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:41,918 DINNER. >> Jimmy: OH. >> AND SO THEN THEY ACTUALLY 1214 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,687 >> Jimmy: OH. >> AND SO THEN THEY ACTUALLY HELD ON TO MY INFORMATION AND 1215 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:44,888 >> AND SO THEN THEY ACTUALLY HELD ON TO MY INFORMATION AND REACHED OUT THE ME A YEAR LATER 1216 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:48,091 HELD ON TO MY INFORMATION AND REACHED OUT THE ME A YEAR LATER AND WE REALLY HOPE YOU'RE STILL 1217 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:48,392 REACHED OUT THE ME A YEAR LATER AND WE REALLY HOPE YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED. 1218 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:49,726 AND WE REALLY HOPE YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED. WHAT I HEARD WAS NOT THE TRUTH. 1219 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,428 INTERESTED. WHAT I HEARD WAS NOT THE TRUTH. AND THEN WE HAD THE DINNER AND 1220 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,363 WHAT I HEARD WAS NOT THE TRUTH. AND THEN WE HAD THE DINNER AND HE INTRODUCED ME TO ADRIAN WHO 1221 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,431 AND THEN WE HAD THE DINNER AND HE INTRODUCED ME TO ADRIAN WHO DID MY FIRST ALBUM. 1222 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,332 HE INTRODUCED ME TO ADRIAN WHO DID MY FIRST ALBUM. A JOURNEY FOR SURE. 1223 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:55,932 DID MY FIRST ALBUM. A JOURNEY FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT. 1224 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,501 A JOURNEY FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT. HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SING 1225 00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:58,468 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT. HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SING WITH STEVIE? 1226 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,537 HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO SING WITH STEVIE? >> YEAH WE SANG TOGETHER A FEW 1227 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,705 WITH STEVIE? >> YEAH WE SANG TOGETHER A FEW TIMES AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 1228 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,206 >> YEAH WE SANG TOGETHER A FEW TIMES AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. WE ALSO SANG AT THE STAPLES 1229 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:03,540 TIMES AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. WE ALSO SANG AT THE STAPLES CENTER. 1230 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,809 WE ALSO SANG AT THE STAPLES CENTER. IT IS THE MOST NERVE-RACKING 1231 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,476 CENTER. IT IS THE MOST NERVE-RACKING EXPERIENCE EVER. 1232 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,311 IT IS THE MOST NERVE-RACKING EXPERIENCE EVER. IT'S JUST LIKE -- BECAUSE FIST 1233 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:10,213 EXPERIENCE EVER. IT'S JUST LIKE -- BECAUSE FIST OF ALL, HIS SONGS ARE NOT EASY 1234 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:10,747 IT'S JUST LIKE -- BECAUSE FIST OF ALL, HIS SONGS ARE NOT EASY TO SING. 1235 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:11,515 OF ALL, HIS SONGS ARE NOT EASY TO SING. THEY SEEM -- OKAY. 1236 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,783 TO SING. THEY SEEM -- OKAY. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS. 1237 00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,184 THEY SEEM -- OKAY. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS. THIS ISN'T RUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I 1238 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:15,318 I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS. THIS ISN'T RUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY 1239 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,220 THIS ISN'T RUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN SING, GREAT. 1240 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,422 MEAN, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN SING, GREAT. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN'T, 1241 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:19,423 CAN SING, GREAT. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN'T, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T. 1242 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:22,059 FOR THOSE WHO KNOW THEY CAN'T, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T. BUT FOR A LAYPERSON SINGING 1243 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:22,359 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T. BUT FOR A LAYPERSON SINGING MAYBE. 1244 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,527 BUT FOR A LAYPERSON SINGING MAYBE. BUT FOR SOMEBODY WHO REALLY 1245 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,395 MAYBE. BUT FOR SOMEBODY WHO REALLY KNOWS MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE CHORUS 1246 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,763 BUT FOR SOMEBODY WHO REALLY KNOWS MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE CHORUS IS SO COMPLEX. 1247 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:27,464 KNOWS MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE CHORUS IS SO COMPLEX. IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE. 1248 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:30,901 IS SO COMPLEX. IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE. I WAS TRYING NOT TO MESS IT UP. 1249 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:31,868 IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE. I WAS TRYING NOT TO MESS IT UP. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO 1250 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,537 I WAS TRYING NOT TO MESS IT UP. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SONG FOR US TONIGHT. 1251 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:35,972 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SONG FOR US TONIGHT. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, WHEN 1252 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,674 DO A SONG FOR US TONIGHT. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, WHEN SOMEONE FROM YOUR RECORD COMPANY 1253 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,377 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, WHEN SOMEONE FROM YOUR RECORD COMPANY TEXTED THIS TO OUR MUSIC 1254 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,978 SOMEONE FROM YOUR RECORD COMPANY TEXTED THIS TO OUR MUSIC PRODUCER, HE THOUGHT HE'D 1255 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,447 TEXTED THIS TO OUR MUSIC PRODUCER, HE THOUGHT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMETHING HE 1256 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:46,083 PRODUCER, HE THOUGHT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE. 1257 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:46,817 ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE. >> OH! 1258 00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:47,784 SHOULDN'T HAVE. >> OH! GOT A SPECIAL TEXT FROM MISS 1259 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:47,951 >> OH! GOT A SPECIAL TEXT FROM MISS DAY. 1260 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,620 GOT A SPECIAL TEXT FROM MISS DAY. OKAY. 1261 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:53,957 DAY. OKAY. >> Jimmy: THE NEW SINGLE IS 1262 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:55,625 OKAY. >> Jimmy: THE NEW SINGLE IS CALLED "PHONE DIES." 1263 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:56,293 >> Jimmy: THE NEW SINGLE IS CALLED "PHONE DIES." >> YES. 1264 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,762 CALLED "PHONE DIES." >> YES. >> Jimmy: AND "THE UNITED STATES 1265 00:34:58,764 --> 00:34:59,429 >> YES. >> Jimmy: AND "THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU 1266 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,899 >> Jimmy: AND "THE UNITED STATES VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW IF YOU WANT TO WATH. 1267 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:03,934 VS. BILLIE HOLIDAY" IS ON HULU NOW IF YOU WANT TO WATH. THIS OSCAR NOMINATED 1268 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,769 NOW IF YOU WANT TO WATH. THIS OSCAR NOMINATED PERFORMANCE. 1269 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,236 THIS OSCAR NOMINATED PERFORMANCE. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 1270 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:06,870 PERFORMANCE. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU'RE GOING TO SING WHEN WE 1271 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:07,170 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU'RE GOING TO SING WHEN WE COME BACK. 1272 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:07,437 YOU'RE GOING TO SING WHEN WE COME BACK. ANDRA DAY. 1273 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:07,871 COME BACK. ANDRA DAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1274 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,172 ANDRA DAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ 1275 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:34,281 >> THIS ON JIMMY KIMMEL, GAL GADOT, JIMMY KIMMEL AND BRAD PAISLEY, MAROON 5 AND 1276 00:35:34,283 --> 00:35:36,550 GADOT, JIMMY KIMMEL AND BRAD PAISLEY, MAROON 5 AND >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL CONCERT 1277 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:39,319 PAISLEY, MAROON 5 AND >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES 1278 00:35:39,321 --> 00:35:39,586 >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES MENZ. 1279 00:35:39,588 --> 00:35:40,453 SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES MENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1280 00:35:40,455 --> 00:35:40,921 MENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> ALL RIGHT. 1281 00:35:40,923 --> 00:35:42,322 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> ALL RIGHT. WE ARE BACK AND SHE IS READY, 1282 00:35:42,324 --> 00:35:44,157 >> ALL RIGHT. WE ARE BACK AND SHE IS READY, HERE WITH THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE 1283 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:48,528 WE ARE BACK AND SHE IS READY, HERE WITH THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE OF "PHONE DIES," ANDRA DAY. 1284 00:35:48,530 --> 00:35:49,029 HERE WITH THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE OF "PHONE DIES," ANDRA DAY. ♪ WOZAH WOZAH 1285 00:35:49,031 --> 00:35:50,096 OF "PHONE DIES," ANDRA DAY. ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ 1286 00:35:50,098 --> 00:35:51,131 ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH 1287 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:53,200 GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ 1288 00:35:53,202 --> 00:35:55,302 ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY 1289 00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:59,472 GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT BE MY BABY 1290 00:35:59,474 --> 00:36:02,075 ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT BE MY BABY I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE 1291 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,144 BUT BE MY BABY I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ 1292 00:36:04,146 --> 00:36:05,712 I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE 1293 00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:09,883 VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES 1294 00:36:09,885 --> 00:36:12,853 ♪ YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY 1295 00:36:12,855 --> 00:36:16,857 VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT BE MY BABY ♪ 1296 00:36:16,859 --> 00:36:18,225 THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY BUT BE MY BABY ♪ ♪ I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE 1297 00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:19,759 BUT BE MY BABY ♪ ♪ I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES 1298 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:20,293 ♪ I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE 1299 00:36:20,295 --> 00:36:28,101 VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ 1300 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,669 YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH 1301 00:36:29,671 --> 00:36:31,238 VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ 1302 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:36,843 ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH 1303 00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:47,921 GAH DOONG BEH GEE LEH ♪ ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ 1304 00:36:47,923 --> 00:36:50,523 ♪ WOZAH WOZAH GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ ♪ NOW YOU KNOW I'M 1305 00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:52,626 GAH DENG FEE GEE LEH ♪ ♪ NOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU 1306 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:55,762 ♪ NOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU 'CAUSE YOU'VE BECOME 1307 00:36:55,764 --> 00:37:01,768 NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOU 'CAUSE YOU'VE BECOME A PART OF ME ♪ 1308 00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:04,571 'CAUSE YOU'VE BECOME A PART OF ME ♪ ♪ I'M SO LOCKED IN 1309 00:37:04,573 --> 00:37:05,138 A PART OF ME ♪ ♪ I'M SO LOCKED IN NOTHING CAN PULL ME OUT 1310 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,673 ♪ I'M SO LOCKED IN UR LOVE'S A MINE ME OUT SO FULL OF GEMS ♪ 1311 00:37:06,675 --> 00:37:10,310 SO FULL OF GEMS ♪ ♪ THAT OUR VALUE WON'T GO DOWN 1312 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,878 ♪ THAT OUR VALUE WON'T GO DOWN IT LINGERS IN YOUR MIND 1313 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,946 WON'T GO DOWN IT LINGERS IN YOUR MIND MEMORIES OF OUR ♪ 1314 00:37:12,948 --> 00:37:13,446 IT LINGERS IN YOUR MIND MEMORIES OF OUR ♪ ♪ SOULS INTERTWINED 1315 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:14,481 MEMORIES OF OUR ♪ ♪ SOULS INTERTWINED AND WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE 1316 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:19,753 ♪ SOULS INTERTWINED AND WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE WITH PASSION 1317 00:37:19,755 --> 00:37:23,857 AND WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE WITH PASSION BUT I'M AT TWO PERCENT ♪ 1318 00:37:23,859 --> 00:37:24,224 WITH PASSION BUT I'M AT TWO PERCENT ♪ ♪ WASSUP WASSUP 1319 00:37:24,226 --> 00:37:27,494 BUT I'M AT TWO PERCENT ♪ ♪ WASSUP WASSUP OH YOU COULD FEEL IT 1320 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:27,961 ♪ WASSUP WASSUP OH YOU COULD FEEL IT PULL UP PULL UP 'CAUSE 1321 00:37:27,963 --> 00:37:29,596 OH YOU COULD FEEL IT PULL UP PULL UP 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ♪ 1322 00:37:29,598 --> 00:37:31,164 PULL UP PULL UP 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ♪ ♪ I'M ALREADY ON 1323 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,767 YOU KNOW THAT ♪ ♪ I'M ALREADY ON AIN'T NOTHING COMING BETWEEN 1324 00:37:33,769 --> 00:37:34,801 ♪ I'M ALREADY ON AIN'T NOTHING COMING BETWEEN LINK IS SO POWERFUL 1325 00:37:34,803 --> 00:37:48,148 AIN'T NOTHING COMING BETWEEN LINK IS SO POWERFUL UNTIL THE POWER GOES ♪ 1326 00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:49,516 LINK IS SO POWERFUL UNTIL THE POWER GOES ♪ ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, YEAH, 1327 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:59,359 UNTIL THE POWER GOES ♪ ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, YEAH, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪ 1328 00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:00,927 ♪ THIS MIGHT SOUND CRAZY, YEAH, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪ ♪ UNTIL MY PHONE DIES, UNTIL MY 1329 00:38:00,929 --> 00:38:01,995 BABY, BABY, BABY ♪ ♪ UNTIL MY PHONE DIES, UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ 1330 00:38:01,997 --> 00:38:05,632 ♪ UNTIL MY PHONE DIES, UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ IT'S SO AMAZING BEING MY BABY 1331 00:38:05,634 --> 00:38:08,768 PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ IT'S SO AMAZING BEING MY BABY I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE 1332 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,337 ♪ IT'S SO AMAZING BEING MY BABY I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES 1333 00:38:10,339 --> 00:38:10,937 I'LL LET YOU FEEL THESE VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE ♪ 1334 00:38:10,939 --> 00:38:11,371 VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE ♪ ♪ VIBES UNTIL 1335 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:18,645 YEAH WE CAN FEEL THESE ♪ ♪ VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ 1336 00:38:18,647 --> 00:38:26,186 ♪ VIBES UNTIL MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ 1337 00:38:26,188 --> 00:38:27,787 MY PHONE DIES ♪ ♪ ♪ 1338 00:38:28,522 --> 00:38:46,473 WOZAH WOZAH ♪ ♪ WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE PASSION 1339 00:38:46,475 --> 00:38:48,842 ♪ WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE PASSION BE MY BABY 1340 00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:52,412 PASSION BE MY BABY I'M THAT PERSON 1341 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:54,481 BE MY BABY I'M THAT PERSON WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE ♪ 1342 00:38:54,483 --> 00:39:01,788 I'M THAT PERSON WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE ♪ ♪ PASSION 1343 00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:11,398 WE GON' BUILD A FUTURE ♪ ♪ PASSION I'M THAT PERSON ♪ 1344 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:18,238 ♪ PASSION I'M THAT PERSON ♪ ♪ 1345 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:52,739 >> AND THEN I COULD JUST RUN OUT LIKE THIS. >> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT 1346 00:39:53,841 --> 00:39:59,446 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOME PRESENTS FOR YOU. >> IT'S 100% REAL. 1347 00:39:59,448 --> 00:40:02,048 FOR YOU. >> IT'S 100% REAL. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1348 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:04,651 >> IT'S 100% REAL. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> GREAT SHOW, JIMMY. 1349 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:06,619 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> GREAT SHOW, JIMMY. >> NEW WEEK NIGHTS ON ABC. 1350 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:07,687 >> GREAT SHOW, JIMMY. >> NEW WEEK NIGHTS ON ABC. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1351 00:40:07,689 --> 00:40:08,721 >> NEW WEEK NIGHTS ON ABC. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. 1352 00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:11,291 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1353 00:40:11,293 --> 00:40:14,494 RIZ AHMED AND ANDRA DAY. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME. 1354 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:16,463 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME. TOMORROW NIGHT ELLEN DeGENERES 1355 00:40:16,465 --> 00:40:17,897 WE RAN OUT OF TIME. TOMORROW NIGHT ELLEN DeGENERES AND BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL BE 1356 00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:21,768 TOMORROW NIGHT ELLEN DeGENERES AND BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL BE HERE WITH MUSIC FROM BRAD 1357 00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:23,703 AND BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL BE HERE WITH MUSIC FROM BRAD PAISLEY AND JIMMIE ALLEN. 1358 00:40:23,705 --> 00:40:24,337 HERE WITH MUSIC FROM BRAD PAISLEY AND JIMMIE ALLEN. AND NOW, IT IS TECHNICALLY 4/20, 1359 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:24,904 PAISLEY AND JIMMIE ALLEN. AND NOW, IT IS TECHNICALLY 4/20, SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M 1360 00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:25,472 AND NOW, IT IS TECHNICALLY 4/20, SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT 1361 00:40:25,474 --> 00:40:26,306 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING MIKE LINDELL. 1362 00:40:26,308 --> 00:40:32,045 GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING MIKE LINDELL. GOODNIGHT. 1363 00:40:32,047 --> 00:40:41,221 WATCHING MIKE LINDELL. GOODNIGHT. ♪ 1364 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,596 B