1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,701 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S 2 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,769 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 3 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,771 TONIGHT ‐‐ 4 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,274 ANDERSON COOPER, EMILY VANCAMP, 5 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,276 AND MUSIC FROM ZOE WEES. 6 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,711 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 7 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:13,647 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,649 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 9 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:16,283 I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE 10 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,718 SHOW. 11 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:21,922 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 12 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,824 YOU KNOW, WE DO THIS SHOW FROM 13 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:24,558 HOLLYWOOD IN THE STATE OF 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,026 CALIFORNIA, WHERE AS OF TODAY 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,294 ANY PERSON OVER THE AGE OF 16 IS 16 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:27,828 ELIGIBLE TO GET THE COVID 17 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:28,061 VACCINE. 18 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 19 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:31,665 THIS IS INTERESTING. 20 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,900 DID YOU KNOW THE VACCINE IS ONLY 21 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,134 HALF AS EFFECTIVE IF YOU DON'T 22 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:34,868 POST ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM? 23 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,370 [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,039 IF YOU'RE 16, TIKTOK. 25 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,742 GUT YOU GET THE IDEA. 26 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,310 [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,311 UNFORTUNATELY, JUST OVER 1 IN 5 28 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:44,945 AMERICANS SAY THEY WILL NOT GET 29 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:45,746 THE VACCINE. 30 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:46,313 SAME NUMBER AS DENTISTS WHO 31 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:46,980 DON'T RECOMMEND SUGARLESS GUM. 32 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,482 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,851 AND ANOTHER 12% SAY THEY'RE 34 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,052 GOING TO WAIT TO LET EVERYONE 35 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,120 ELSE GET TO IT SEE HOW IT GOES. 36 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,388 I GUESS I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE 37 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,122 BEING SKEPTICAL ABOUT PUTTING A 38 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:55,722 NEW KIND OF MEDICINE IN THEIR 39 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,957 BODIES. 40 00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:00,727 BUT THE TRUTH IS WE DON'T KNOW 41 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,361 ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING WE PUT 42 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,429 IN OUR BODIES. 43 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:05,799 WE EAT HOT DOGS, CHICKEN 44 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:06,667 McNUGGETS, WE DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW 45 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:06,934 CODE RED. 46 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:07,401 [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,603 NOW, SUDDENLY, WE'RE ALL 48 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:14,474 JESSICA ALBA ALL OF A SUDDEN. 49 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:15,108 ORGANIC IN MY VOOINS ONLY, THANK 50 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:15,642 YOU. 51 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:16,410 THE OTHER THING IS IT'S FREE. 52 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,411 WE LOVE FREE STUFF. 53 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,412 I HAVE WORKED FOR MANY A RADIO 54 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,647 STATION IN MY LIFE. 55 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,281 I KNOW THAT MOST AMERICANS WILL 56 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,051 TAKE THE DAY OFF OF WORK TO GET 57 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,552 A KEY CHAIN FOR FREE. 58 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:25,852 [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,187 [ APPLAUSE ] 60 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,422 I TELL YOU WHAT. 61 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,389 THIS POOR DR. FAUCI. 62 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,157 HE MUST BE BEATING HIS HEAD 63 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:32,659 AGAINST A WALL. 64 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,394 DR. FAUCI APPEARED TODAY BEFORE 65 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,898 A CONGRESSIONAL SUBCOMMITTEE ON 66 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,399 COVID‐19 AND WAS FORCED TO 67 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,901 ENDURE THE RELENTLESS STUPIDITY 68 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,635 OF A SHAVED APE FROM OHIO NAMED 69 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:45,339 JIM JORDAN. 70 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,306 >> WHAT MEASURE? 71 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,608 ARE WE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE 72 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,343 THIS FOREVER? 73 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,677 WHEN DOES ‐‐ WHEN DO WE GET TO 74 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,412 THE POINT ‐‐ WHAT MEASURE WHAT 75 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,849 DO WE HAVE TO REACH BEFORE TCOM‐ 76 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:56,483 AMERICANS GET THEIR LIBERTY AND 77 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:59,186 FREEDOMS BACK? 78 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,054 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE INDICATING 79 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:01,922 LIBERTY AND FREEDOM. 80 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,124 I LOOK AT IT AS A PUBLIC HEALTH 81 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,192 MEASURE TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM 82 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,426 DYING AND GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. 83 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,028 >> YOU DON'T THINK AMERICANS' 84 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:08,962 LIBERTIES HAVE BEEN THREATENED 85 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,565 THE LAST YEAR, DR. FAUCI? 86 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,332 THEY'VE BEEN ASSAULTED, THEIR 87 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:12,699 LIBERTIES HAVE. 88 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:13,934 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 89 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:14,534 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS ASSAULTED? 90 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,135 THOSE WRESTLERS WHEN YOU WERE 91 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,638 THEIR COACH AT OHIO STATE. 92 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,639 [ MOANS AND APPLAUSE ] 93 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,172 THAT YOU DIDN'T NOTICE. 94 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,776 BUT GO ON. 95 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,211 >> FOR SURE, WHEN WE GET THE 96 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,980 LEVEL OF INFECTION VERY LOW, IT 97 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,316 IS NOW AT SUCH A HIGH LEVEL, 98 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,751 THERE'S A THREAT AGAIN OF 99 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,284 MAJOR ‐‐ 100 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,252 >> DR. FAUCI. 101 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,187 OVER THE LAST YEAR, AMERICANS' 102 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,389 FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS HAVE BEEN 103 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,223 COMPLETELY ATTACKED. 104 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,724 YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO CHURCH, YOUR 105 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,426 RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE, YOUR RIGHT TO 106 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,360 PETITION YOUR GOVERNMENT, 107 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,529 FREEDOM OF THE PRESS, FREEDOM OF 108 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,431 SPEECH, HAVE ALL BEEN ASSAULTED. 109 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,732 >> Jimmy: LISTEN, MEATHEAD. 110 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,034 FIRST OF ALL, DR. FAUCI HASN'T 111 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,235 ASSAULTED ANYONE. 112 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:49,236 ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE CARES ABOUT 113 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,003 PEOPLE BEING ASSAULTED. 114 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:50,771 AND SECONDLY, DOING SQUATS AT 115 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:51,505 24‐HOUR FITNESS DOESN'T MAKE YOU 116 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,739 A HEALTH EXPERT. 117 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,842 LOOK, I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, AND 118 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,943 I THINK IT'S WORTH REPEATING. 119 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:57,577 ALL THE DOCTORS TELL YOU TO WEAR 120 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,211 MASKS, AND BE CAREFUL, AND THAT 121 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,681 THE VACCINE IS SAFE. 122 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,182 SO IF YOU DECIDE IT ISN'T, 123 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,719 THAT'S FINE, DON'T GET IT, BUT 124 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,353 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO THE 125 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,187 DOCTOR'S ANYMORE. 126 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:07,688 WHY WOULD YOU? 127 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,221 THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! 128 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:08,955 GO TREAT YOUR GONORRHEA WITH 129 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:09,723 WITCH HAZEL AND A COTTON SWAB. 130 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,791 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:17,898 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 132 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,333 DR. FAUCI, THIS GUY HAS BEEN 133 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,334 DOING THIS FOREVER. 134 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:21,935 HE'S GIVING HIS VERY EDUCATED 135 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:22,669 OPINIONS. 136 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:23,303 THE CLOSEST JIM JORDAN EVER GOT 137 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,404 TO BEING AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE 138 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,038 EXPERT IS CONTRACTING SCABIES ON 139 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,039 A WRESTLING MAT. 140 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,274 [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:29,042 I MENTIONED LAST NIGHT, 142 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,777 PRESIDENTS BIDEN AND OBAMA ARE 143 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,279 HEADLINING A STAR‐STUDDED 144 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:36,516 PRIMETIME SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND 145 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,184 TO TRY TO ENCOURAGE AMERICANS TO 146 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:37,784 GET THE VACCINE. 147 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,554 WHICH IS SO CRAZY. 148 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,321 WE WANTED IT SO MUCH, NOW WE 149 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,155 WON'T GET IT. 150 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,258 IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN AMERICAN 151 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,593 HISTORY CELEBRITIES AND 152 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,627 POLITICIANS HAVE COME TOGETHER 153 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,629 FOR A "SAY YES TO DRUGS 154 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:49,896 CAMPAIGN." 155 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,031 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 156 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:51,798 I'M NOT SURE HOW EFFECTIVE THIS 157 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,532 WILL BE. 158 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,533 MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO WON'T GET 159 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,768 IT DON'T SUPPORT JOE BIDEN OR 160 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,502 BARACK OBAMA, BUT GUESS WHO DID 161 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,571 GET THE VACCINE THIS WEEK? 162 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,339 NONE OTHER THAN FORMER FIRST 163 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,073 DAUGHTER IVANKA TRUMP. 164 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,074 SHE WROTE, "TODAY, I GOT THE 165 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,576 SHOT! 166 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,577 I HOPE THAT YOU DO TOO! 167 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,311 THANK YOU NURSE TORRES!" 168 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:05,078 WHICH IS GOOD. 169 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,913 I'M GLAD SHE DID IT. 170 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,117 AND POSTED ABOUT IT. 171 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,785 BUT THE COMMENTS UNDER HER POST 172 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,953 ARE, NOPE, NOT DOING IT. 173 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:13,687 HARD NO. 174 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:14,454 PASS. 175 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,689 YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT? 176 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,690 AND I NEVER WILL. 177 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,458 WHAT A SOLID FANBASE. 178 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:19,693 WHICH IS IT, TRUMPSTERS? 179 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,927 DOES DONALD TRUMP DESERVE CREDIT 180 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:21,695 FOR THE MIRACLE VACCINES, OR ARE 181 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:26,066 THEY USELESS? 182 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,667 IT CAN'T BE BOTH OF THOSE 183 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,736 THINGS. 184 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:35,642 MEANWHILE, THERE ARE NEW DETAILS 185 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,378 IN THE SORDID SAGA OF FUTURE 186 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,012 FORMER FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT 187 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,147 GAETZ. 188 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:40,914 YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED GAETZ WAS 189 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:44,151 INVOLVED IN MORE WILD HOUSE 190 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,952 PARTIES THAN KID N' PLAY 191 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,253 IN THE '90s. 192 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:46,553 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,187 HE REPORTEDLY HAD DRUGS AND SEX 194 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:47,788 AT THESE PARTIES WHERE WOMEN 195 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,388 WERE GIVEN GIFTS AND MONEY IN 196 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:48,822 EXCHANGE FOR THEIR 197 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:49,422 PARTICIPATION. 198 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,158 MUCH OF IT PAID THROUGH VENMO. 199 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,659 "THE DAILY BEAST" GOT THEIR 200 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:56,163 HANDS ON VENMO TRANSACTIONS FROM 201 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,598 THIS GUY, JOEL GREENBURG, ONE OF 202 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,866 GAETZ'S CLOSEST FRIENDS. 203 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:03,470 GREENBERG IS COOPERATING WITH 204 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,205 AUTHORITIES, WHICH BAD FOR MATT 205 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,641 GAETZ, PRESUMABLY AS A RESULT OF 206 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,341 MORE THAN 150 PAYMENTS MADE TO 207 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,676 DOZENS OF YOUNG WOMEN. 208 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:10,677 AT LEAST 16 OF THOSE PAYMENTS 209 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,146 WERE MADE TO A WOMAN WHO LATER 210 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,815 DATED MATT GAETZ. 211 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,049 AND THE NOTES ON THESE VENMO 212 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,485 PAYMENTS ARE RIDICULOUS. 213 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,621 THREE PAYMENT FORTH $500, $500, 214 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:22,155 $250, LABELED "ICE CREAM." 215 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,824 [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,558 AND FIVE OTHER PAYMENTS LABELED 217 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,225 "SALAD." 218 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:25,692 [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,395 ONE OF THOSE SALADS COST MORE 220 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,397 THAN $1,000, I GUESS THEY ADDED 221 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:30,630 AVOCADO. 222 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,932 [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:32,566 TWO OF THE TRANSACTIONS WERE FOR 224 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,934 "STUFF" AND "OTHER STUFF." 225 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,402 AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS. 226 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,170 IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT MATT GAETZ 227 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:41,675 IS IMPLICATED IN DOING STUFF. 228 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,142 BUT "OTHER STUFF"? 229 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:45,512 THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 230 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:45,812 [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:46,446 OF COURSE WE KNOW ABOUT ALL OF 232 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,414 THIS BECAUSE STUPID 233 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,014 JOEL GREENBERG MADE HIS VENMO 234 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,649 TRANSACTIONS PUBLIC. 235 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,052 AS DID MATT GAETZ. 236 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,720 THEY DIDN'T CHECK THE PRIVACY 237 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:53,887 BOX. 238 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:54,187 [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,055 WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A 240 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:55,488 CRIMINAL MASTERMIND? 241 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:56,523 [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,357 MEANWHILE, THIS IS THE KIND OF 243 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,091 POLITICAL SCANDAL THEY'VE GOT UP 244 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,562 NORTH. 245 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,197 IN CANADA YESTERDAY, A MEMBER OF 246 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,732 PARLIAMENT, CANADA'S EQUIVALENT 247 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:06,933 TO OUR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, 248 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,034 ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED HIMSELF ON 249 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:08,602 AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ZOOM 250 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,070 MEETING. 251 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,807 HIS CAMERA WAS ON, HE DIDN'T 252 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:14,407 KNOW IT, AND EVERYONE SAW HIS 253 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:14,975 CANADIAN BACON. 254 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,443 [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,945 THERE HE IS. 256 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:19,579 THIS IS THE CANADIAN VERSION OF 257 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,146 STORMING THE CAPITOL. 258 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,082 [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,550 OF COURSE HE APOLOGIZED. 260 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,117 OF COURSE, HE APOLOGIZED. 261 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,318 HE'S CANADIAN. 262 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,052 HE WOULD HAVE APOLOGIZED WHETHER 263 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:26,820 IT HAPPENED OR NOT. 264 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,454 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED 265 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,588 HERE? 266 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:32,058 IF JERRY NADLER STARTED SWINGING 267 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,427 HIS THING AROUND ON CAMERA? 268 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:34,728 [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,896 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 270 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:36,663 >> Guillermo: THEY WOULD PUT HIM 271 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:36,930 IN JAIL. 272 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,530 >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW 273 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,433 ABOUT THAT. 274 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:40,901 >> Guillermo: HM. 275 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,335 >> Jimmy: WHY DID I EVEN TURN TO 276 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:42,502 YOU? 277 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,069 >> Guillermo: I DON'T KNOW. 278 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 279 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:46,406 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET BACK TO THE 280 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:46,740 UNITED STATES. 281 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,774 I KNOW THERE'S A LOT GOING ON, 282 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:51,278 BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOSE SIGHT 283 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,012 OF WHAT THE MYPILLOW GUY IS UP 284 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,280 TO. 285 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,048 STARTING TODAY, MIKE LINDELL IS 286 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,584 OFFERING SPECIAL VIP ACCESS TO 287 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,853 HIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM. 288 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,088 HIS NEW ALTERNATIVE TO TWITTER. 289 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,091 BUT IN ORDER TO QUALIFY AS A 290 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:05,692 VIP, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CELL 291 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,261 PHONE NUMBER. 292 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,029 AND THAT'S IT. 293 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:09,562 SO IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. 294 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,231 [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,233 LINDELL SAYS HE SPENT MILLIONS 296 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:13,733 OF DOLLARS ON THE SITE. 297 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:14,301 AND YOU CAN SEE FROM THE WEB 298 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,304 DESIGN, IT REALLY SHOWS. 299 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:17,604 [ LAUGHTER ] 300 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,805 LOOKS LIKE THE WEBSITE FOR A 301 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,808 COMPANY THAT PROVIDES IN‐FLIGHT 302 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:22,375 WI‐FI FOR DISCOUNT AIRLINES. 303 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,311 [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,212 IT'S CALLED "FRANK." 305 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:26,746 THE VOICE OF FREE SPEECH. 306 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:27,447 WITH A BIG RED "F." 307 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,048 JUST LIKE THE REPORT CARDS OF 308 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:28,715 EVERYONE ON IT. 309 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:29,683 [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,685 YOU THINK TRUMP WILL JOIN FRANK? 311 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,187 NO. 312 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,789 THEY'RE LIKE, WHO THE HELL IS 313 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:35,989 FRANK? 314 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,425 WHY ISN'T IT NAMED DONALD? 315 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,025 ON TOP OF FRANK, I MENTIONED 316 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,995 THIS THE OTHER NIGHT. 317 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,530 MIKE LINDELL IS LAUNCHING AN 318 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,798 ONLINE STORE THAT HE HOPES WILL 319 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,500 BE BIGGER THAN AMAZON. 320 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,069 >> HELLO, I'M MIKE LINDELL, 321 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,537 INVENTOR OF MYPILLOW. 322 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,005 FOR YEARS ENTREPRENEURS AND 323 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,506 INVENTORS HAVE CAME TO ME WITH 324 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:54,407 PRODUCTS AND IDEAS AND THEY 325 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,942 DON'T KNOW HOW TO MARKET THEM, 326 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,510 OR I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME EVEN 327 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:58,278 TO SHOW THEM. 328 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,647 AND NOW, TODAY, I AM PROUD TO 329 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,284 ANNOUNCE THIS PLATFORM CALLED 330 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:04,584 MYSTORE.COM. 331 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,252 I AM GOING TO PUT VETTED 332 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:06,753 PRODUCTS FROM GREAT 333 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,088 ENTREPRENEURS UP HERE, LIKE YOU 334 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,723 SEE A SAMPLING OF THEM HERE 335 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:10,957 TODAY, THAT ARE GOING TO CHANGE 336 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:11,758 THIS COUNTRY. 337 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:13,360 WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THESE 338 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,961 GREAT PRODUCTS AND GET THE ‐‐ 339 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,497 AND BE ABLE TO, UM, GET THESE 340 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,165 GREAT ENTREPRENEURS, THEIR GREAT 341 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,601 IDEAS, HOW DO YOU, THE PUBLIC. 342 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:22,569 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A WAY FOR 343 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:23,236 BUSINESSES TO SELL THEIR PRODUCT 344 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:23,703 ON THIS THE INTERNET. 345 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:24,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,072 THIS COULD BE HUGE. 347 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,340 ON MY WAY INTO WORK TODAY, I 348 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,575 FIGURED OUT TODAY WHO THE 349 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,377 MYPILLOW GUY REMINDS ME OF. 350 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,077 THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING. 351 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,312 ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN L. A. 352 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,813 WILL GET THIS, BUT HE'S THE 353 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,382 MINNESOTA VERSION OF THIS ‐‐ 354 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:43,323 [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,058 THE ACCIDENTES. 356 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:45,692 ONE DAY, I'M GONNA CRASH RIGHT 357 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,961 INTO HIM. 358 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,496 JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. 359 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,065 OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO KNOW MORE 360 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:52,799 ABOUT MY STORE. 361 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,734 WE GOT IN CONTACT WITH MIKE 362 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,202 LINDELL, AND THERE HE IS, HE'S 363 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:56,703 JOINING US NOW. 364 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,203 MIKE LINDELL, EVERYBODY. 365 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,305 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 366 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,909 >> SOMEBODY'S IN HERE! 367 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,845 I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOLD THEY 368 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,947 COULD USE THE LAUNDRY ROOM UNTIL 369 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:08,214 MIDNIGHT? 370 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:08,648 >> Jimmy: MIKE? 371 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:08,848 MIKE? 372 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,884 >> WHO THE HELL IS IN MY 373 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,151 MACHINE? 374 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,652 >> Jimmy: NOBODY IS IN MY 375 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,453 MACHINE, IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL. 376 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,588 >> YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHERE ARE 377 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:15,755 YOU? 378 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:16,356 >> Jimmy: I'M IN L. A., THANK 379 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,992 YOU, THOUGH. 380 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:19,492 >> ROSALINDA PLEASE! 381 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,226 RON SAID I HAD THE ROOM FOR 382 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,762 TWENTY MINUTES! 383 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:23,430 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHO RON 384 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:23,596 IS. 385 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:23,930 WHERE ARE YOU? 386 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:24,464 WHAT IS THAT ROOM? 387 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,732 >> I'M AT THE SHIPPING AND 388 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,434 RECEIVING DOCK FOR MY NEW 389 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,368 BUSINESS, MYSTORE. 390 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,603 [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:31,971 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 392 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:32,172 WELL. 393 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,640 THEN ‐‐ IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A 394 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,707 LAUNDRY ROOM THAN A STORE. 395 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:35,742 >> IT'S MULTI‐PURPOSE. 396 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,176 [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,177 IT'S ALSO THE LAUNDRY ROOM OF 398 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,013 THE MOTEL 6 I LIVE AT. 399 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:40,914 [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:41,347 >> Jimmy: OH. 401 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,182 >> LET ME TELL YOU, JIMMY. 402 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,650 IT'S NOT SAFE TO GO BACK TO 403 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:44,951 MINNESOTA, THE DEEP STATE HAS 404 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,188 THEIR ASSASSINS AFTER ME. 405 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,157 JUST TODAY, I FOUND THIS BULLET 406 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,125 ON MY PILLOW. 407 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,126 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH. 408 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,494 >> IT'S A MESSAGE THAT THEY WANT 409 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:54,994 ME DEAD. 410 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:55,528 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. 411 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,098 THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ‐‐ THAT'S 412 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,367 A AA BATTERY, I THINK, THAT 413 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:01,935 YOU'VE GOT THERE. 414 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,003 >> HA, YES, I GUESS IT IS. 415 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,238 [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,172 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 417 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,341 >> MUST BE MY WALKING, STOP 418 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:08,608 WALKING. 419 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,776 >> Jimmy: THAT MUST BE WHY. 420 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,743 MIKE, I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S 421 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,578 TRYING TO KILL YOU. 422 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,779 I FIND THAT HARD TO ‐‐ 423 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,482 >> >> COME ON, JIMMY, OPEN YOUR 424 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:15,748 MIND. 425 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:19,986 IF I'M NOT BEING HUNTED, WHY 426 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:20,587 HAVE THE SPENT THE LAST FIVE 427 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,755 MONTHS EATING DING DONGS FROM 428 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,557 VENDING MACHINES? 429 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:24,858 [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:25,492 >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER 431 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,527 FOR THAT, I DON'T KNOW. 432 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,128 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 433 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:28,695 YOUR NEW BUSINESS VENTURE, 434 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:29,028 MYSTORE. 435 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:29,796 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN 436 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,231 COMPETE WITH AMAZON? 437 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,666 >> I'LL TELL YOU. 438 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:34,367 BECAUSE MYSTORE IS SUPERIOR TO 439 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:34,901 AMAZON FOR A WHOLE LOT OF 440 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,637 REASONS. 441 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,139 NUMBER ONE, DID YOU KNOW YOU 442 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,074 CAN'T BUY AN INDIVIDUAL PANCAKE 443 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:41,341 ON AMAZON? 444 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,442 [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,411 >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T. 446 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,247 >> HERE, THAT'S THE SOLUTION FOR 447 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:47,447 YOU. 448 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,081 >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW THAT, 449 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,516 NO. 450 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,717 >> AND NUMBER THREE, AMAZON IS 451 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,518 OWNED BY JEFF CRAZOS AND THE 452 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,152 DEEPSTATE AND WE ARE NO LONGER 453 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,486 SUPPORTING THOSE PRODUCTS! 454 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,989 I RECRUITED PATRIOTIC 455 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:00,827 ENTREPRENEURS FROM DOG TRACKS 456 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,394 ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND. 457 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,963 AND WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN STUFF! 458 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:04,264 [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,365 >> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT? 460 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:05,932 WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE YOU 461 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:06,799 MAKING? 462 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,567 >> LIKE SODA POP! 463 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,035 AS YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP SAYS 464 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,537 NO MORE COCA‐COLA, SO WE MADE 465 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,438 FREEDOM FIZZ! 466 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,074 >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 467 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,509 >> YOU KNOW WHEN THEY BATHE THE 468 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,244 VETERANS DOWN AT THE V. A. 469 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:18,511 HOSPITAL? 470 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,180 THEY JUST THROW THE BATHWATER 471 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:20,380 AWAY? 472 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:20,747 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 473 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,916 >> THAT GOT US THINKING. 474 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,251 WHAT'S MORE PATRIOTIC THAN A 475 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:25,685 VETERANS' BATHWATER? 476 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,719 [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,353 SO WE FILLED UP A CAN, ADDED A 478 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:31,291 LITTLE SUGAR TO IT, SOME 479 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,292 NICOTINE TO SPICE IT UP, AN 480 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:32,792 ALKA‐SELTZER TABLET FOR 481 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:33,526 CARBONATION AND VOILA! 482 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,095 FREEDOM FIZZ! 483 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:36,829 >> Jimmy: WOW. 484 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:37,430 THAT IS GENUINELY UPSETTING, 485 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:42,402 MIKE. 486 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,070 >> YOU'RE MORE OF A COFFEE GUY, 487 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:44,304 ARE YOU? 488 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,739 >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. 489 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:47,507 >> WELL THEN, GRAB YOURSELF A 490 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,007 BAG OF CARBINE BREW! 491 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,509 IT'S 100% PURE TEXAS GUNPOWDER 492 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,510 FROM SHOTGUN SHELLS CONFISCATED 493 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,244 BY THE STATE FISH AND GAME 494 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,445 COMMISSION. 495 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,981 [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:55,481 THERE IT IS! 497 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:55,848 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 498 00:11:55,848 --> 00:12:00,320 OH, WOW. 499 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,888 >> GOD ‐‐ GOOD ‐‐ THAT'S 500 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,222 GOOD‐TASTING! 501 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:02,956 [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:03,690 >> Jimmy: DID YOU JUST DRINK HOT 503 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:08,061 GUNPOWDER? 504 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:08,661 >> HELL YES, I DID, AND I FEEL 505 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,229 LIKE I COULD CHEW THROUGH A 506 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:09,629 CHAIN LINK FENCE! 507 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:09,929 [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:10,830 HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE THE 509 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,800 FIRST TIME I ESCAPED REHAB BACK 510 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,003 IN '06. 511 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,705 I GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER STORY FOR 512 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,072 ANOTHER TIME. 513 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:19,639 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH. 514 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:19,906 ALL RIGHT. 515 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:20,206 WELL. 516 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,643 I'D SAY ‐‐ OKAY. 517 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,043 HEY ‐‐ 518 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,612 >> YOU WANT TO SEE SOME MORE? 519 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,246 >> Jimmy: YES, I WOULD LOVE TO 520 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,146 SEE MORE. 521 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:27,647 >> OKAY. 522 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,181 I'M STARTING TO LIKE YOU, 523 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,983 KIMMEL! 524 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,919 YOU'VE GOT ‐‐ YOU'VE GOT ‐‐ 525 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,255 >> Jimmy: HEY, ARE YOU EATING 526 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,689 PACKING PEANUTS RIGHT NOW? 527 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,424 >> I SURE AS HELL AM, JIMMY. 528 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,261 >> Jimmy: ARE THOSE EVEN EDIBLE? 529 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,795 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW BUT 530 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,831 THEY'VE GOT VITAMIN "P" FOR 531 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:45,064 PLASTIC. 532 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,032 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO 533 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:46,833 SHOW US SOMETHING? 534 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,800 >> LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK. 535 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,368 THIS HERE IS ONE OF OUR BEST 536 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:48,901 SELLERS FOR HOME DEFENSE. 537 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,636 IT'S A PILLOWCASE FULL OF WASPS! 538 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,337 [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,506 >> Jimmy: WASPS? 540 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,240 >> IT LOOKS AND FEELS LIKE AN 541 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:54,874 ORDINARY MYPILLOW, BUT IF YOU'RE 542 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:55,742 LYING IN BED AND AN INTRUDER 543 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,577 CLIMBS ON TOP OF YOU AND TRIES 544 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,811 TO PUT HIS BRAUNSCHWEIGER IN 545 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,079 YOUR B‐HOLE, YOU JUST SHAKE IT 546 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:00,847 UP AND LET 'EM FLY! 547 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,116 [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:03,983 >> Jimmy: WOW. 549 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:04,183 WELL. 550 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,551 >> WHO THE HELL IS THERE? 551 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,319 ROSALINDA?! 552 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,053 >> Jimmy: WHO IS ROSALINDA? 553 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,721 >> OH, SHE'S A GREAT GAL. 554 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,189 DON'T GET ME WRONG. 555 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,692 DOESN'T SPEAK A LICK OF ENGLISH! 556 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,693 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, WE'RE 557 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,995 GETTING MARRIED ON TUESDAY. 558 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:16,429 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, 559 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,196 CONGRATULATIONS. 560 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,698 I LOVE A TUESDAY WEDDING. 561 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,699 >> I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR A PLUS 562 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,702 ONE AND SEND YOU FIVE OF THESE 563 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,505 WASP PILLOWS. 564 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,039 >> Jimmy: THAT ‐‐ WELL ‐‐ 565 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,473 >> OW, SON OF A BITCH! 566 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:27,774 THEY SING. 567 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,610 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 568 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,945 >> YOU'VE GOT TO ALLOW 15 TO 35 569 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:33,746 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY. 570 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,514 >> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T MAIL ME 571 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,915 WASPS, MIKE, I DON'T WANT THEM. 572 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:36,649 >> TOO LATE! 573 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,116 NO CANCELLATIONS! 574 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:37,884 WE DON'T BELIEVE IN CANCEL 575 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:38,551 CULTURE. 576 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,786 [ LAUGHTER ] 577 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,386 OH ROSALINDA'S GONNA KILL ME, 578 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,020 SHE'S GOTTA WASH MY RABBIT 579 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,288 COSTUME. 580 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,022 I GOT A LITTLE HOT MUSTARD IN 581 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:43,790 THE SPOT WHERE YOU PULL YOUR 582 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:47,560 DINGER THROUGH. 583 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,562 I'M COMING, HONEY BUNNY! 584 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,165 THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSOR ME! 585 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,466 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE 586 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,133 REALLY BUSY, MIKE, I'LL LET YOU 587 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:54,934 GO. 588 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,569 [ SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 589 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,739 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 590 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,907 >> ROSALINDA! 591 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:01,407 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 592 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,275 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT? 593 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,810 >> Guillermo: GOOD JOB, GOOD 594 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,010 JOB. 595 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:04,644 >> Jimmy: HE'S STARTING TO MAKE 596 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:04,844 SENSE. 597 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,747 ALL RIGHT. 598 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,481 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FULL 599 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:08,981 PROGRAM FOR YOU TONIGHT. 600 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,051 [ LAUGHTER ] 601 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,853 FROM MARVEL'S "THE FALCON AND 602 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,555 THE WINTER SOLDIER," EMILY 603 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,390 VANCAMP IS WITH US. 604 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:17,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 605 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,126 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM ZO WEES. 606 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,794 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 607 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:22,328 ANDERSON COOPER, SO STICK 608 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,865 AROUND! 609 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,745 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 610 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,812 WELCOME BACK. 611 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,381 TONIGHT, FROM MARVEL'S "THE 612 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,982 FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER" 613 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,118 ON DISNEY PLUS, EMILY VANCAMP IS 614 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:45,351 WITH US. 615 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 616 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,355 APPLE MUSIC'S NEXT UP, 617 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,090 HER SONG IS CALLED 618 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:51,891 "GIRLS LIKE US." 619 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,227 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM ZOE WEES. 620 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,730 NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 621 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,464 WITH ELLEN DeGENERES, RIZ AHMED, 622 00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,232 ANDRA DAY, BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, 623 00:14:59,232 --> 00:14:59,799 ERIC ANDRE, GAL GADOT, AND 624 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,433 FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, 625 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:00,933 WITH MUSIC FROM KALEO, 626 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:01,534 JIMMIE ALLEN, BRAD PAISLEY, AND 627 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,636 MAROON 5. 628 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,270 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD WEEK, HUH? 629 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,037 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 630 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,647 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A 631 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,415 MULTI‐AWARD‐WINNING JOURNALIST 632 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,416 AND NEWS ANCHOR WITH THE BEST 633 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,617 GIGGLE IN CABLE NEWS. 634 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,551 [ LAUGHTER ] 635 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,318 YOU CAN WATCH HIM FIVE NIGHTS A 636 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,820 WEEK ON CNN AND STARTING MONDAY, 637 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:26,993 HE STARTS A TWO‐WEEK STINT 638 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:27,493 HOSTING "JEOPARDY!." 639 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:27,994 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO 640 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,930 ANDERSON COOPER. 641 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 642 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,899 >> HOW'S IT GOING, JIMMY? 643 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,900 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 644 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,867 >> I'M DOING WELL. 645 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:35,902 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING THE NEWS 646 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,170 RIGHT AFTER WE TALK, RIGHT? 647 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,871 >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHY 648 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,807 I'M ALL DRESSED UP. 649 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,107 [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:41,941 >> Jimmy: WE'RE WEARING ALMOST 651 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,142 THE SAME THING. 652 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,111 WILL YOU WEAR THAT, OR WILL YOU 653 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:45,344 SWITCH? 654 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,979 DO YOU SWITCH FROM A COMEDY 655 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,347 OUTFIT TO YOUR NEWS OUTFIT? 656 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,348 >> I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS FOR 657 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:49,916 THE PAST THREE OR FOUR DAYS. 658 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,485 [ LAUGHTER ] 659 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,319 I'VE GIVEN UP. 660 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,587 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU COVERING 661 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,023 TONIGHT, WHAT'S THE BIG STORY? 662 00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:00,226 >> OBVIOUSLY THE TRIAL OF DEREK 663 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:00,493 CHAUVIN. 664 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:00,927 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 665 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,162 >> FOR KILLING GEORGE FLOYD. 666 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,630 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'LL HAVE SOME 667 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,933 MORE ABOUT WHERE WE ARE IN THIS 668 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,901 PANDEMIC AND A BUNCH OF OTHER 669 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:09,802 STORIES, PROBABLY. 670 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,037 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE IN L. A. 671 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:11,537 RIGHT NOW? 672 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:11,904 >> YES. 673 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,072 >> Jimmy: DOWN THE STREET FROM 674 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:13,239 US. 675 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:13,739 >> YES. 676 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,107 >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME I SAW 677 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,809 YOU WAS IN MARCH OF LAST YEAR. 678 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,578 >> WHEN ANDY COHEN TRIED TO KILL 679 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,045 US. 680 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:19,345 [ LAUGHTER ] 681 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,880 >> Jimmy: WHEN ANDY COHEN TRIED 682 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,815 TO KILL US, I'M GLAD YOU 683 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,650 MENTIONED THAT. 684 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,051 >> YEAH, YEAH. 685 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:25,785 >> Jimmy: THIS IS RIGHT WHEN WE 686 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,587 FIRST HEARD OF THE PANDEMIC. 687 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,288 >> YOU WERE DOING "MILLIONAIRE." 688 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:29,922 THIS WAS DAYS BEFORE THE ENTIRE 689 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,693 COUNTRY SHUT DOWN. 690 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,062 AND ANDY AND I, FOR REASONS I'M 691 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,831 STILL NOT QUITE CLEAR ON, FLEW 692 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,600 OUT TO LOS ANGELES TO APPEAR 693 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,535 TOGETHER ON "MILLIONAIRE" ON THE 694 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,069 CUSP OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. 695 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,838 [ LAUGHTER ] 696 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,574 UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU OR I, ANDY 697 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,476 COHEN WAS ALREADY INFECTED WITH 698 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:50,743 COVID. 699 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,244 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 700 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,712 >> I FLEW WITH HIM ON A PLANE. 701 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,315 HE HUGGED ME DURING THE SHOW ON 702 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:56,616 TELEVISION. 703 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,083 [ LAUGHTER ] 704 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,452 HE GOT VERY CLOSE TO YOU. 705 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,686 THEN WE FLEW BACK TOGETHER. 706 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,322 >> Jimmy: COHEN‐19. 707 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:03,623 [ LAUGHTER ] 708 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,558 [ APPLAUSE ] 709 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,259 >> YEAH. 710 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,293 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS? 711 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,395 I REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT BACK, 712 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,130 THEN HE TEXTED ME, HE WAS LIKE, 713 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,365 HEY, UM, I TESTED POSITIVE FOR 714 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,668 COVID. 715 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,169 IT WAS LIKE, OH, TERRIFIC, 716 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:17,970 THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 717 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:18,404 >> YEAH. 718 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,038 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU WORRIED WHEN 719 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,307 YOU GOT THAT NEWS. 720 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:21,974 >> YEAH. 721 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:22,875 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE HAD JUST 722 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,176 SENT ME A BUNCH OF PHOTOGRAPHS 723 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,979 OF US ON THE PLANE, HIM WITH HIS 724 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,748 ARM AROUND ME, A GLASS OF 725 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,216 ALCOHOL IN HIS HAND. 726 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,084 I'M LIKE ‐‐ WOW. 727 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,554 THEN, OF COURSE, THEN I 728 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,121 REALIZED, OH MY GOD, WAIT A 729 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:35,354 MINUTE. 730 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,723 HE ACTUALLY HUGGED ME DURING THE 731 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:37,924 SHOW. 732 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,426 AND THAT'S GOING TO PLAY WEEKS 733 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:40,893 FROM NOW. 734 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,327 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 735 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,728 >> WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE 736 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,564 BIGGEST IDIOTS. 737 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:44,864 [ LAUGHTER ] 738 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,464 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 739 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,432 >> THIS PERSON WHO AT THE TIME 740 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,100 WAS INFECTED WITH COVID JUST 741 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,369 GAVE ME A BIG OLD BEAR HUG. 742 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,370 >> Jimmy: FUNNY YOU MENTIONED 743 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,939 THAT, THAT WAS A THING. 744 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,774 WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW AT THAT 745 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:55,775 TIME THIS WAS GOING TO BE A YEAR 746 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,912 OF THIS, WHAT A BIG, OBVIOUSLY, 747 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,980 TERRIBLE DEAL IT WOULD BE. 748 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,749 BUT I ALSO REMEMBER YOUR 749 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,117 CHARITY, AS I RECALL, THE 750 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,752 CHARITY YOU WERE PLAYING FOR ON 751 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,189 "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE," 752 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:10,823 YOU WERE BUYING STYLISH VESTS 753 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,791 FOR DOGS, RIGHT? 754 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,358 ISN'T THAT WHAT IT WAS? 755 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:15,127 >> NO. 756 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:15,628 [ LAUGHTER ] 757 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,464 SPIKE'S K‐9 FUND, A FORMER NAVY 758 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,132 S.E.A.L. STARTED IT. 759 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,001 IT HELPS POLICE DOGS, MILITARY 760 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,536 DOGS, GET VESTS SO THEY'RE NOT 761 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,504 INJURED IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 762 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,273 >> Jimmy: THEY LOOK SPIFFY. 763 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:27,573 [ LAUGHTER ] 764 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,141 A VEST BRINGS IT ALL TOGETHER. 765 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,943 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SAFETY, IT'S 766 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,777 A LOOK TOO. 767 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,044 >> TRUE. 768 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,346 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY ‐‐ IT'S NOT 769 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,347 FUNNY AT ALL. 770 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,383 BUT TO ANDY AND I IT WAS FUNNY 771 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,852 IN THE MONTHS FOLLOWING. 772 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:40,720 BECAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN, NOW 773 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,123 WE'RE ALL FOCUSED ON FRONTLINE 774 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,191 WORKERS, AND YOU KNOW, THESE 775 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,194 PEOPLE WHO ARE HEROICALLY 776 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,061 RISKING THEIR LIVES TO HELP 777 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,230 PEOPLE WHO ARE COMING TO THESE 778 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:51,998 OVERCROWDED HOSPITALS. 779 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,400 AND THERE YOU ARE PLAYING FOR 780 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,568 VESTS FOR DOGS. 781 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,102 [ LAUGHTER ] 782 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:56,936 >> YES. 783 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,137 OBVIOUSLY, IN RETROSPECT, THERE 784 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,238 WERE OTHER THINGS I MIGHT HAVE 785 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,774 PLAYED FOR. 786 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,876 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 787 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,877 GUEST HOSTING ON "JEOPARDY!" 788 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,579 COMING UP, I PLAY FOR TWO 789 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,246 DIFFERENT CHARITIES. 790 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:07,880 AND ALL OF THEM INVOLVE HUMANS. 791 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,682 [ LAUGHTER ] 792 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:10,449 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 793 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,184 WELL, THAT MIGHT BE BAD NEWS FOR 794 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:12,818 DOGS, THEN. 795 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:18,457 THERE COULD BE A PARVO VIRUS 796 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,592 THAT SWEEPS THE COUNTRY. 797 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,294 >> IT'S A VERY GOOD CHARITY, THE 798 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:26,399 SPIKE'S K‐9 FUND, BUT I AM 799 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,199 PLAYING FOR HUMANS. 800 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,100 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING 801 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,335 "JEOPARDY!" FOR CHARITY? 802 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,503 >> GUEST HOSTING "JEOPARDY!" FOR 803 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,004 THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, STARTING 804 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,606 MONDAY, FOR TWO DIFFERENT 805 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,340 CHARITIES, YEAH. 806 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,376 AND AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, I'M A 807 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,044 HUGE "JEOPARDY!" FAN. 808 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,779 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, YEAH, RIGHT. 809 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,347 YOU WATCHED IT WITH YOUR MOM 810 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,948 GROWING UP, A THING YOU GUYS 811 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:43,115 DID? 812 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,084 >> IT ACTUALLY WAS, YES. 813 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,519 IT HELPED US AVOID TALKING TO 814 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,220 EACH OTHER. 815 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:48,554 [ LAUGHTER ] 816 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,090 IN WASP FAMILIES IT'S VERY GOOD 817 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:51,957 TO HAVE SOME TELEVISION IN FRONT 818 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:52,191 OF YOU. 819 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,526 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD IN ALL 820 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:53,793 FAMILIES. 821 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,093 [ LAUGHTER ] 822 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:54,960 TELEVISION BRINGS US TOGETHER BY 823 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,361 SETTING US APART. 824 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,564 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,433 SO THIS SHOW ‐‐ YOU'VE BEEN ON 826 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,100 "JEOPARDY!" ‐‐ HOW MANY TIMES 827 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,034 HAVE YOU BEEN A CONTESTANT? 828 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,036 >> I WAS ‐‐ OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, 829 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:08,541 I WAS ON LIKE "POWER PLAYERS 830 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:08,808 JEOPARDY." 831 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,675 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM 832 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,979 LIKE I WAS ON THE HARD‐CORE ‐‐ 833 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:14,513 >> Jimmy: THE REAL CRAZY 834 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,181 TRIVIA‐YEAR‐OLD NERDS, RIGHT. 835 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,048 >> THEY GIVE US THE SPECIAL 836 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,049 QUESTIONS ON THOSE EDITIONS. 837 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:17,483 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 838 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,051 >> I WAS ON IT FOUR TIMES. 839 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,221 FIRST TIME I CRUSHED IT. 840 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,056 I WAS ‐‐ I PANICKED THE NIGHT 841 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,859 BEFORE, BECAUSE I'D AGREED TO DO 842 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,460 IT WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT. 843 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,928 LIKE GOING ON "MILLIONAIRE" WHEN 844 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,495 YOU WERE THERE. 845 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:29,895 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 846 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,330 >> YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT BEFORE, I 847 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,165 WAS ABOUT TO GO ON, OH MY GOD, I 848 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,201 DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 849 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,102 GEOGRAPHY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE 850 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,870 THE BALTIC SEA OR THE ARABIAN 851 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,106 SEA ‐‐ ALL THESE THINGS RUN 852 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,440 THROUGH YOUR MIND. 853 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,909 I TRIED TO CRAM ONLINE, READ ALL 854 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,212 THESE BUZZER THEORIES BY FORMER 855 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,048 "JEOPARDY!" CHAMPIONS. 856 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,082 IT WAS ABOUT ALEX TREBEK'S 857 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,450 VOICE, GETTING INTO THE CADENCE 858 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,488 OF IT, THE ZEN RHYTHM OF IT. 859 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,088 I CRUSHED IT THE FIRST TIME. 860 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,623 THE SECOND TIME I WAS PLAYING 861 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,091 AGAINST CHEECH MARIN, OH MY GOD, 862 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,761 THIS IS GOING TO BE A CAKEWALK, 863 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,863 I'VE SEEN "CHEECH AND CHONG" 864 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,196 MOVIES. 865 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,966 TURNS OUT HE IS THE SMARTEST 866 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:07,166 GUY. 867 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,502 >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY SMART, 868 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,070 CHEECH MARIN. 869 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,038 >> HE DESTROYED ME. 870 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,006 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO 871 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,708 WALK INTO THE CNN NEWSROOM THE 872 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,645 DAY AFTER CHEECH MARIN HAS 873 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,080 DESTROYED YOU? 874 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,380 [ LAUGHTER ] 875 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,083 WOLF BLITZER GIVING YOU SIDEEYE 876 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,584 AS YOU WALK BY. 877 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,119 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THERE MIGHT BE 878 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,821 A "SITUATION ROOM WITH CHEECH"? 879 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,223 >> COULD BE. 880 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,525 >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS 881 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,094 A CONTESTANT ON "WHO WANTS TO BE 882 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,362 A MILLIONAIRE," I REMEMBER THE 883 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,164 QUESTION I GOT STUMPED ON. 884 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,299 I WONDER IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF 885 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,200 THE "JEOPARDY!" QUESTIONS YOU 886 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,501 MISSED WHEN YOU WERE A 887 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:42,802 CONTESTANT? 888 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,502 DO YOU THINK YOU'VE LEARNED 889 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:43,969 THEM, YOU HAVE THEM? 890 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,503 BECAUSE I HAVE THEM HERE. 891 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,938 [ LAUGHTER ] 892 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,939 >> OH, REALLY? 893 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,475 >> Jimmy: YOU ONLY MISSED FIVE 894 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,076 QUESTIONS, I THINK, IN FOUR 895 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:51,310 GAMES. 896 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:51,911 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 897 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,411 >> REALLY? 898 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:52,912 WOW, OKAY. 899 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,180 >> Jimmy: LET ME RUN A COUPLE BY 900 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,015 YOU SO YOU CAN GET WARMED UP. 901 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,317 >> I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THEM. 902 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,819 >> Jimmy: THE CATEGORIES IS 903 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,119 "CAPITALS." 904 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:00,953 MOST OF THE ANCIENT PORTION OF 905 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,954 THIS CITY LIES ON THE EAST BANK 906 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:02,988 OF THE TIBER RIVER. 907 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,457 >> WHAT IS ROME? 908 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,326 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS ROME IS 909 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:07,960 CORRECT, THAT'S RIGHT. 910 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,460 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 911 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,629 YOU GOT IT CORRECT. 912 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,865 >> NOT LAST TIME? 913 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:13,999 >> Jimmy: YOU SAID BAGHDAD LAST 914 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,200 TIME. 915 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,601 >> OH, YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS. 916 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,269 >> Jimmy: CATEGORY, "DAUGHTERS 917 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,038 OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION." 918 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,372 ABIGAIL, KNOWN AS LITTLE ABBY, 919 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,273 WAS THE OLDEST CHILD OF THIS 920 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,375 U.S. PRESIDENT. 921 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,345 >> WHO'S VAN BUREN? 922 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:26,679 >> Jimmy: NO. 923 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,014 LAST TIME YOU ANSWERED LINCOLN. 924 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,615 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS JOHN 925 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:32,151 ADAMS. 926 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,786 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO ONE MORE, 927 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,019 OKAY? 928 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:34,887 >> OKAY. 929 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,655 >> Jimmy: CATEGORY IS 930 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:36,956 "MUSICALS." 931 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,225 THIS 2007 MUSICAL BASED ON A MEL 932 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,526 BROOKS FILM FEATURED SUCH SONGS 933 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,428 AS "THE BRAIN" AND "PUTTING ON 934 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,897 THE RITTS." 935 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,066 >> OH, WHAT IS "YOUNG 936 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:47,399 FRANKENSTEIN." 937 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:48,300 HOW COULD I HAVE GOTTEN THAT 938 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,301 WRONG THE LAST TIME? 939 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,470 >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU SAID 940 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,238 "FRANKENSTEIN," AND OF COURSE, 941 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:52,938 YOU KNOW. 942 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,107 ALEX JUMPED IN. 943 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,109 >> IT'S GOT TO BE PHRASED IN THE 944 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:57,743 FORM OF THE QUESTION. 945 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:58,611 >> Jimmy: ALSO YOU HAVE TO HAVE 946 00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,812 THE "YOUNG" IN THERE. 947 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,479 YOU DID WELL. 948 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,981 I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 949 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:02,982 THE "JEOPARDY!" PEOPLE SENT US 950 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,016 THESE QUESTIONS, AND THEY TOLD 951 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,317 ME, IF HE DOESN'T GET AT LEAST 952 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:05,918 TWO OF THESE RIGHT, HE CAN'T 953 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:06,118 HOST. 954 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 955 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,122 SO THIS WILL BE GOOD. 956 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,758 ANDERSON COOPER IS GUEST HOSTING 957 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:13,058 "JEOPARDY!." 958 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:13,592 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 959 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,196 ANDERSON COOPER! 960 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,597 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 961 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,466 KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU 962 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:20,766 BY CAR MAX. 963 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,601 THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. 964 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:32,177 >>> RIGHT IN THE NUTS, IT WAS 965 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:36,248 SPECTACULAR. 966 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,085 >> AND AS AMES GOES TO RETRIEVE 967 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,987 THE TOMAHAWK, CARSON GRABS HIM 968 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:43,722 BY THE ARM, PULLS HIM BACK. 969 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,990 >> HE JUST MILKS THE LAUGHTER, 970 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:50,562 HE JUST WAITS. 971 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,096 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 972 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,967 JEWISH. 973 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:55,267 [ LAUGHTER ] 974 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,201 >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE GREAT 975 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:57,670 JOHNNY CARSON, OF COURSE. 976 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,505 CNN IS RUNNING A DOCUMENTARY 977 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,407 CALLED "THE STORY OF LATE 978 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:01,640 NIGHT." 979 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,575 I HAPPENED TO BE A PART OF IT. 980 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,811 YOU ARE NOT A PART OF IT? 981 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,213 >> I'M NOT A PART OF IT, I WISH 982 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:08,881 I WAS. 983 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,783 >> Jimmy: BILL CARTER PUT THAT 984 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,183 TOGETHER. 985 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:14,053 IT IS PREMIERING NEXT MONTH ON 986 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,955 MAY 2ED AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD 987 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,689 TO SEEING THAT. 988 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,223 LET'S GET BACK TO YOU. 989 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,825 YOU, AS WE MENTIONED, ARE GUEST 990 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:20,559 HOSTING "JEOPARDY!" THIS WEEK. 991 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:21,427 >> YES. 992 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:23,662 >> Jimmy: YOU DODGED DOOM AS A 993 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,331 RESULT OF YOUR FRIEND, ANDY 994 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,799 COHEN, EXPOSING YOU TO THE 995 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,233 CORONAVIRUS, CARELESSLY, ALMOST 996 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,869 KILLING BOTH OF US, TWO NATIONAL 997 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:31,136 TREASURES. 998 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,505 [ LAUGHTER ] 999 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,341 YOUR SON IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD 1000 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,375 THIS MONTH, YES? 1001 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,476 >> YES. 1002 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,344 APRIL 27th. 1003 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,244 VERY EXCITING. 1004 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,179 >> Jimmy: WILL YOU HAVE A 1005 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,847 BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HIM, FOR YOUR 1006 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:42,848 SON WYATT? 1007 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:44,583 >> YOU KNOW, I GUESS ‐‐ I'M A 1008 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,285 REALLY BAD PLANNER, CLEARLY. 1009 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,087 SO I HAVEN'T REALLY PLANNED 1010 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:48,520 ANYTHING YET. 1011 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,622 BUT YEAH, I THINK I'LL TRY TO DO 1012 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:50,889 SOMETHING. 1013 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:51,924 I FEEL LIKE ‐‐ HE OBVIOUSLY 1014 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:52,958 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 1015 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:53,392 WITH THAT. 1016 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:53,826 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1017 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,060 >> I FIGURED THE ONLY THING THAT 1018 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,062 REALLY MATTERS IS JUST LIKE 1019 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,497 STAGING ‐‐ YOU KNOW HOW THEY 1020 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,366 STAGE THE MOON LANDING? 1021 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 1022 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,668 >> Jimmy: YES, SURE, RIGHT. 1023 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,103 >> SO I THINK I'M GOING TO STAGE 1024 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:04,603 THIS. 1025 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,906 I'LL GET A CAKE, A PROP CAKE. 1026 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,608 PUT ON A HAT. 1027 00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:09,875 BALLOONS. 1028 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,610 MAYBE HIRE SOME PEOPLE TO STAND 1029 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:11,844 AROUND. 1030 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,112 THEN YEARS FROM NOW I CAN SHOW 1031 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:16,215 HIM HE HAD A GREAT 1 BIRTHDAY 1032 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:16,749 PARTY. 1033 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,116 [ LAUGHTER ] 1034 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,751 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WILL APPLY THIS 1035 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,452 FAKE NEWS CNN PRINCIPLE TO YOUR 1036 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:20,986 OWN SON, ANDERSON COOPER? 1037 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,789 [ LAUGHTER ] 1038 00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:26,191 >> YEAH, NO, SERIOUSLY ‐‐ YES, I 1039 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,394 WILL PROBABLY GET A COUPLE OF 1040 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:29,695 FRIENDS AND HAVE A PARTY. 1041 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,164 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU AND ANDY 1042 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,932 COHEN, YOU BOTH HAVE KIDS. 1043 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,634 AND YOU HANG OUT TOGETHER, 1044 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:35,968 RIGHT? 1045 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:36,835 HOW OFTEN? 1046 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:39,705 >> ANDY COMES OVER WITH HIS SON, 1047 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:40,773 BENJAMIN, EVERY WEEKEND. 1048 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,742 USUALLY SUNDAYS. 1049 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:44,009 SATURDAYS. 1050 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:46,145 IT'S FUNNY, HE'S BEEN DOING THIS 1051 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,447 FOR, YOU KNOW, REALLY THIS PAST 1052 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:48,647 YEAR. 1053 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,783 BUT I'VE STARTED TO REALIZE HE'S 1054 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,985 JUST COMING OVER BECAUSE HE'S ‐‐ 1055 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:54,286 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO 1056 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,355 WITH HIS SON. 1057 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,857 LIKE WITH ALL THIS TIME. 1058 00:25:58,857 --> 00:25:59,258 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1059 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,292 >> YAWNING CHASMS OF TIME. 1060 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:00,726 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1061 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,261 >> THAT HE'S HAD. 1062 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,063 AND SO, LIKE I'LL SAY TO HIM, 1063 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,798 LAST TIME HE CALLED UP, HE WAS, 1064 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,799 OH, CAN I COME OVER? 1065 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,000 I WAS LIKE, YEAH, WHAT DO YOU 1066 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,401 WANT TO DO? 1067 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,036 HE GOES, I'D LIKE TO DO ABOUT 1068 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:12,004 THREE HOURS. 1069 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:12,304 [ LAUGHTER ] 1070 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:12,938 HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT IN BLOCKS 1071 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,873 OF TIME. 1072 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,275 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT ‐‐ THERE 1073 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,976 WAS ONE TIME I WAS LIKE, I'M NOT 1074 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:18,844 GOING TO BE HERE. 1075 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:19,845 HE'S LIKE, OH, NO, THAT'S FINE, 1076 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:20,145 THAT'S FINE. 1077 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,980 [ LAUGHTER ] 1078 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,515 HE JUST NEEDS A PLACE TO GO. 1079 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,817 >> Jimmy: AND NOT ONLY THAT, 1080 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,019 IT'S EASIER WHEN YOU'VE GOT TWO 1081 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,921 KIDS TOGETHER. 1082 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,154 >> YES. 1083 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,355 >> Jimmy: THEY ENTERTAIN EACH 1084 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:30,589 OTHER. 1085 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:30,989 >> SORT OF. 1086 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,692 MY SON IS NOT EVEN 1, ANDY'S SON 1087 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:34,493 IS OVER 2. 1088 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,494 >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. 1089 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:38,063 >> SO THAT'S A HUGE GAP IN AGES 1090 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:38,764 AT THAT AGE. 1091 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,065 >> Jimmy: OH, SO YOU REALLY HAVE 1092 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:41,033 TO KEEP AN EYE ON ANDY'S SON, 1093 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,401 THEN? 1094 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:42,835 >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1095 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,636 [ LAUGHTER ] 1096 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,037 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 1097 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:45,270 >> YEAH. 1098 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,872 IN FACT, I ‐‐ I SHOULD NOT SAY 1099 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,373 THIS. 1100 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:54,780 BUT ‐‐ ANDY'S SON ‐‐ MY SON ‐‐ 1101 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,749 SOMEBODY GAVE MY SON A BEAR THAT 1102 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:00,018 WAS LIKE ‐‐ TALKED OR CLAPPED. 1103 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,553 AND MY SON HADN'T EVEN PLAYED 1104 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,021 WITH IT. 1105 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,824 ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE THERE'S 1106 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:06,892 THIS SMELL IN THE ‐‐ AND SOME 1107 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:10,429 SMOKE. 1108 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,564 AND WE REALIZE THAT ANDY'S SON 1109 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,500 HAS TAKEN MY SON'S BEAR, PUT IT 1110 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,567 IN THE MICROWAVE, AND TURNED IT 1111 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:15,734 ON. 1112 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:20,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 1113 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,074 HE BAKED THE BEAR. 1114 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,076 IT WAS IN THERE FOR LIKE 10 1115 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:24,710 SECONDS. 1116 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:25,277 LITERALLY, THERE WAS SMOKE 1117 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,179 COMING OUT OF THIS ‐‐ 1118 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:29,781 >> Jimmy: SMOKY THE BEAR, OF 1119 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:32,351 COURSE. 1120 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:32,651 [ LAUGHTER ] 1121 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,018 IT MAKES SENSE. 1122 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:33,285 >> YEAH. 1123 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,820 KIDS DO THE DARNEDEST THING. 1124 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:35,921 >> Jimmy: KEEP WIAN AWAY FROM 1125 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,089 THE COHEN BOY, I DON'T KNOW HOW 1126 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,857 MANY TIMES I'VE TOLD YOU. 1127 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:40,058 THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 1128 00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:41,226 ANDERSON COOPER ON CNN EVERY 1129 00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:42,861 DAY, AND GUEST HOSTING 1130 00:27:42,861 --> 00:27:44,897 "JEOPARDY!" WEEKDAYS IN 1131 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:45,197 SYNDICATION. 1132 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,499 THANKS A LOT, ANDERSON, TAKE 1133 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:47,833 CARE. 1134 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,333 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1135 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:48,867 WE'LL BE BACK WITH EMILY 1136 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,435 VANCAMP! 1137 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:01,780 >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK. 1138 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:02,381 MUSIC FROM ZOE WEES IS ON THE 1139 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,849 WAY. 1140 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,616 YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM TWO 1141 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:05,851 CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIES AND ONE 1142 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,386 VERY BIG MARVEL TV SHOW, SHE 1143 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,387 PLAYS SHARON CARTER ON "THE 1144 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,389 FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER." 1145 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:10,956 NEW EPISODES AIR FRIDAYS ON 1146 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:11,623 DISNEY PLUS. 1147 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:15,527 PLEASE WELCOME EMILY VANCAMP. 1148 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,597 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1149 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:19,298 HI, EMILY. 1150 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:19,598 >> HI. 1151 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:20,199 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? 1152 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,733 >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1153 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,901 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. 1154 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,204 WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 1155 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,638 >> I'M IN ATLANTA AT THE MOMENT. 1156 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,906 >> Jimmy: IN ATLANTA. 1157 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,341 ARE YOU THERE SHOOTING? 1158 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,676 EVERYBODY SHOOTS EVERYTHING IN 1159 00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:30,943 ATLANTA. 1160 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,277 >> EVERYTHING'S IN ATLANTA, LIKE 1161 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:33,512 A MINI HOLLYWOOD, YES. 1162 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,781 I'M HERE FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS. 1163 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:36,949 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU WORKING 1164 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,117 ON OUT THERE RIGHT NOW? 1165 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,652 >> SO CURRENTLY "THE RESIDENT." 1166 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,487 I WAS DOING "FALCON AND THE 1167 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:43,522 WINTER SOLDIER" OUT HERE. 1168 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:48,927 IT'S BEEN MY HOME BASE FOR A 1169 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:49,361 LIT 1170 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:49,661 LITTLE BIT. 1171 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,229 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 1172 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,496 THE FOX SHOW "THE RESIDENT." 1173 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,998 YOU ARE NOT THE RESIDENT, YOU 1174 00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,800 ARE A NURSE PRACTITIONER ON THAT 1175 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,000 SHOW? 1176 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,968 >> I AM INDEED, YES. 1177 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,169 >> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU COULD 1178 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,136 PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK 1179 00:28:58,136 --> 00:28:59,338 ABOUT IT ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW IF 1180 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,740 YOU'VE BEEN VACCINATED YET. 1181 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,874 YOU COULD PROBABLY DRESS UP IN 1182 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,142 YOUR COSTUME FROM THE SHOW AND 1183 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,177 PRETEND TO BE A HEALTH WORKER, 1184 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:05,377 RIGHT? 1185 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,812 [ LAUGHTER ] 1186 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:07,045 >> SURE. 1187 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,983 I COULD. 1188 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:14,519 I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D WANT TO DO 1189 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:14,720 THAT. 1190 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,087 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1191 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,555 >> I DON'T KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW, 1192 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,023 PEOPLE WOULD LIKE ME TO DO THAT. 1193 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,224 YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 1194 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,392 I'M SURE I COULD PASS OUT SOME 1195 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,160 JABS HERE AND THERE, YOU KNOW. 1196 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,796 >> Jimmy: YOU FEEL NOW THAT YOU 1197 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,431 ARE ‐‐ ARE YOU ABLE, YOU FEEL 1198 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,200 LIKE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE 1199 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,235 SOMEBODY A VACCINATION PROPERLY? 1200 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,838 >> LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY. 1201 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:33,905 BUT I PROBABLY COULD. 1202 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,107 >> Jimmy: WHERE WOULD YOU PUT 1203 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:35,340 IT? 1204 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,542 WHERE IN YOUR BODY WOULD YOU PUT 1205 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,210 IT? 1206 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:38,944 >> I'D GO ARM. 1207 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:39,778 >> Jimmy: ARM, YEAH. 1208 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,313 BUT THERE'S A PART OF THE ARM 1209 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,247 WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO. 1210 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,449 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1211 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,450 >> RIGHT HERE. 1212 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,451 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, THE 1213 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:46,685 DELTOID. 1214 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:46,985 [ LAUGHTER ] 1215 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,121 >> THANK YOU. 1216 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,222 WHY AM I TRUSTING YOU? 1217 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,156 YOU DON'T KNOW. 1218 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:51,823 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW. 1219 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,659 I GOT IT, SO I KNOW WHERE IT 1220 00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:54,593 GOES, AT LEAST THAT'S WHERE THEY 1221 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,561 PUT IT IN ME. 1222 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:59,498 YOU ARE ‐‐ YOU PLAY SHARON 1223 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:03,001 CARTER, AGENT 13, FORMER AGENT 1224 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,803 OF S. H. I. E. L. D. 1225 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,470 THAT'S COOL. 1226 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,238 REALLY, IT WOULD BE JUST GREAT 1227 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,273 TO BE PART OF THE MARVEL 1228 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:09,841 CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 1229 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:11,510 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE POWERS. 1230 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:12,644 AT LEAST NOT YET. 1231 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,079 IS THAT KIND OF A BUMMER WHEN 1232 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:15,881 YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WITH 1233 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,849 POWERS? 1234 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,718 >> I MEAN, LOOK, THAT'S PART OF 1235 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,853 WHO I SIGNED UP TO PLAY. 1236 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,388 SHARON DOESN'T HAVE POWERS. 1237 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,890 I MEAN, IT'S GREAT UNTIL IT 1238 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,825 COMES TO THE FIGHT SEQUENCES, 1239 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,759 YOU KNOW. 1240 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,628 AND THEN, YOU KNW ‐‐ AND THEN 1241 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,229 THEY START STRIPPING AWAY THEIR 1242 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,964 WEAPONS, SO YOU KNOW, I DON'T 1243 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,399 HAVE, YOU KNOW, A SHIELD OR A, 1244 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,301 YOU KNOW, STEEL ARM OR, YOU 1245 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,170 KNOW, I CAN'T FLY. 1246 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,571 SO IT WAS INTERESTING. 1247 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,073 AS WE WERE DOING AND LEARNING 1248 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,441 THESE FIGHT SEQUENCES, THEY 1249 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,276 WANTED LESS AND LESS WEAPONS. 1250 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:48,547 SO IT JUST BECAME A LOT OF, YOU 1251 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,248 KNOW, BLOODY HAND ON HAND 1252 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:50,515 COMBAT. 1253 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,750 >> Jimmy: AND YOU PICKING UP A 1254 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,218 SHOE AND HITTING SOMEBODY WITH 1255 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:53,385 IT. 1256 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:54,419 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1257 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,687 I THINK IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE IT 1258 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,123 WAS A POLE THAT SHE FINDS AT 1259 00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,524 THIS SHIPYARD. 1260 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,360 SO, YOU KNOW, LOTS AND LOTS OF 1261 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:01,927 BRUISES. 1262 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,228 LOTS OF BLOODY KNUCKLES. 1263 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,930 BUT IT WAS ALL GOOD FUN. 1264 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:06,264 >> Jimmy: YOU GET REAL BRUISES 1265 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,099 AND BLOODY KNUCKLES? 1266 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,301 OR MADE‐UP BRUISES AND BLOODY 1267 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,069 KNUCKLES? 1268 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:11,670 >> NO, THEY WERE REAL. 1269 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,539 ONE OF THE FIRST TAKES I 1270 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,275 BLOODIED MY KNUCKLES. 1271 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:18,977 WE HADN'T ANTICIPATED THE GRAVEL 1272 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:19,711 ON THE GROUND IT WASN'T ANYONE'S 1273 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:24,082 FAULT BUT ‐‐ 1274 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,485 >> Jimmy: IT WAS SOMEONE'S 1275 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:26,918 FAULT. 1276 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:27,219 [ LAUGHTER ] 1277 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,186 THERE'S NO SURPRISE GRAVEL. 1278 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,221 GRAVEL IS GRAVEL. 1279 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,490 >> JUST ‐‐ IT WAS LIKE HAND 1280 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:31,790 POSITIONING. 1281 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:32,824 BUT ANYWAY, YEAH. 1282 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,494 I REMEMBER I WAS LIKE SENDING 1283 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:36,895 PHOTOS OF MY BLOODY KNUCKLES TO 1284 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:37,529 MY FAMILY. 1285 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,764 THEY'RE JUST SO USED TO THIS 1286 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:39,998 STUFF NOW. 1287 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:42,401 I THINK IT JUST, YOU KNOW, GOT 1288 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,169 LOST IN THE MIX OF BABY PHOTOS 1289 00:31:44,169 --> 00:31:45,437 AND NIECES AND NEPHEWS. 1290 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,806 NO ONE COMMENTED ON IT. 1291 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:48,340 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 1292 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,875 >> ANOTHER DAY AT WORK FOR 1293 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:50,108 EMILY. 1294 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,810 >> Jimmy: YOU TEXTED YOUR 1295 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,412 RELATIVES, LOOK AT HOW BLOODY MY 1296 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:53,912 HAND IS. 1297 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,615 EVERYBODY IS LIKE, WHO CARES? 1298 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:57,682 LOOK AT CHRISTINA. 1299 00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:00,118 >> YEAH LOOK AT THE KIDS. 1300 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:02,020 JUST ANOTHER DAY AT WORK. 1301 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,822 THEY KNOW THAT I'M ‐‐ THEY'RE 1302 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,124 USED TO THIS STUFF, IT'S GREAT. 1303 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:06,858 >> Jimmy: THEY MUST BE. 1304 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,527 YOU NEED TO RATTLE THEIR CAGES. 1305 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:09,995 >> THEY'RE ASKING ME TO GIVE 1306 00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:10,829 THEM THEIR SHOTS. 1307 00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,397 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. 1308 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:14,032 >> LIKE, WHAT CAN WE GET OUT OF 1309 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:14,332 THIS? 1310 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,568 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER THEY WANT, 1311 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:16,868 DON'T DO IT. 1312 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,170 YOUR FAMILY LIVES IN CANADA, 1313 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,405 WHAT PART OF CANADA? 1314 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,373 >> FROM NEAR TORONTO. 1315 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,908 >> Jimmy: NEAR TORONTO. 1316 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,142 WELL, WE'VE DONE THIS A COUPLE 1317 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:24,843 TIMES BEFORE. 1318 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,044 I ALWAYS LOVE IT. 1319 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:28,046 I HAVE A LOT OF CANADIAN 1320 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:28,313 FRIENDS. 1321 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,681 AND MY FRIENDS, AT LEAST, I 1322 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,149 DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN EXTEND THIS 1323 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:32,717 TO EVERYONE THERE, ARE VERY 1324 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:36,087 PROUD OF CANADIAN ACHIEVEMENTS. 1325 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:36,655 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1326 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:37,656 >> YES, WE ARE. 1327 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:38,523 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU CONSIDER 1328 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,858 YOURSELF TO BE ONE OF THOSE 1329 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:40,091 PEOPLE? 1330 00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:40,425 >> DEFINITELY. 1331 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:41,927 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 1332 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,462 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LIVING IN 1333 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,629 THE UNITED STATES FOR A VERY 1334 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,664 LONG TIME. 1335 00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:46,565 SO, YOU KNOW, I TRY TO HOLD ON 1336 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,300 TO ‐‐ 1337 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:48,867 >> Jimmy: ME TOO, SAME HERE. 1338 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,602 [ LAUGHTER ] 1339 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,003 I HAVE A LIST OF ITEMS. 1340 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,673 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL ME IF 1341 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,309 THEY ORIGINATED IN YOUR NATIVE 1342 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:57,576 COUNTRY. 1343 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,877 IT'S TIME TO PLAY "IS IT 1344 00:32:58,877 --> 00:32:59,411 CANADIAN?" 1345 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:03,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1346 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,883 I'M GOING TO BEGIN WITH A 1347 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:05,851 MARVEL‐RELATED QUESTION. 1348 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,886 IS WOLVERINE CANADIAN? 1349 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,755 >> NO. 1350 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,291 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS INCORRECT. 1351 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,926 WOLVERINE IS CANADIAN. 1352 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:15,393 >> WOW. 1353 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:15,994 >> Jimmy: IN FACT ‐‐ 1354 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,896 >> HOCKEY STICKS AND EVERYTHING. 1355 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:18,997 >> Jimmy: HE WAS BILLED AS THE 1356 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,100 FIRST CANADIAN SUPERHERO BY 1357 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:22,567 MARVEL. 1358 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,002 AND A MEMBER OF THE X‐MEN. 1359 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,837 WITH THIS ONE. CAN DO BETTER ‐ 1360 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,305 >> SORRY, I'M TERRIBLE. 1361 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,573 >> Jimmy: THE WONDERBRA. 1362 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:29,741 IS THE WONDERBRA A CANADIAN 1363 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,677 PRODUCT? 1364 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,712 >> THAT'S SO RANDOM. 1365 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:34,179 >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS. 1366 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,647 [ LAUGHTER ] 1367 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:40,285 >> I WILL SAY ‐‐ NO. 1368 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:40,852 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE INCORRECT 1369 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,587 AGAIN. 1370 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:43,555 >> OKAY, NOW I'M JUST GOING TO 1371 00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:46,124 SAY YES TO EVERYTHING. 1372 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:46,424 [ LAUGHTER ] 1373 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,025 THIS IS CRAZY. 1374 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:47,859 ALL RIGHT, I'M LEARNING 1375 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,159 SOMETHING. 1376 00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,694 >> Jimmy: THE WONDERBRA WAS 1377 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,662 DEVELOPED BY A COMPANY CALLED 1378 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,497 THE CANADIAN LADY CORSET 1379 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:52,964 COMPANY. 1380 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:53,965 ALL RIGHT, NEXT. 1381 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,267 ICE HOCKEY. 1382 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,068 YOUR NATIONAL PASSION. 1383 00:33:57,068 --> 00:34:00,572 IS ICE HOCKEY CANADIAN? 1384 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,374 >> I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW THAT 1385 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:05,243 IT DID NOT ORIGINATE IN CANADA. 1386 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:06,478 SO MANY PEOPLE SAY ‐‐ I LIKE TO 1387 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:11,750 BELIEVE IT DID, BUT ANYWAY. 1388 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:12,384 YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR OFFICIAL 1389 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:12,651 ANSWER IS. 1390 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,786 >> YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR 1391 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,288 OFFICIAL ANSWER IS. 1392 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:16,588 [ LAUGHTER ] 1393 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,623 >> IT'S ‐‐ I ‐‐ I'LL SAY IT 1394 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:19,991 DIDN'T ORIGINATE IN CANADA. 1395 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,293 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT, IT 1396 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,160 DID NOT. 1397 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,661 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1398 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,095 IT ORIGINATED IN ENGLAND. 1399 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:25,196 >> IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT. 1400 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,398 >> Jimmy: ACCORDING TO WHAT WE 1401 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,065 ARE TOLD. 1402 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:27,699 >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE 1403 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:28,633 ABOUT THAT, MY HUSBAND IS 1404 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:28,867 ENGLISH. 1405 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,902 >> Jimmy: WELL. 1406 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,737 NOT FOR HIM. 1407 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,205 >> TRYING TO CLAIM IT BUT HE 1408 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:34,439 CAN'T. 1409 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:35,674 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT BAD FOR HIM, 1410 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,542 H CAN CLAIM IT NOW, IT'S HIS. 1411 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:37,842 [ LAUGHTER ] 1412 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,644 TWO MORE QUESTIONS. 1413 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:40,912 THE BOARD GAME TRIVIAL PURSUIT, 1414 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:41,913 IS IT CANADIAN? 1415 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:47,152 >> OH. 1416 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,988 YES. 1417 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:50,655 >> Jimmy: YES IS THE CORRECT 1418 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:55,360 ANSWER, IT IS. 1419 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,061 [ APPLAUSE ] 1420 00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:57,829 1979, TWO CANADIAN JOURNALISTS 1421 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,497 KEPT LOSING THEIR SCRABBLE PILES 1422 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,733 AND THAT LED HEM TO INVENT A 1423 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,268 GAME CALLED TRIVIAL PURSUIT. 1424 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,936 I DON'T KNOW HOW ONE LED TO THE 1425 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:05,170 OTHER. 1426 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,138 >> THAT'S VERY CANADIAN. 1427 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:07,439 [ LAUGHTER ] 1428 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:08,974 PROBABLY WHILE DRINKING BEER, 1429 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:09,541 AND YOU KNOW. 1430 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,408 >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING YOU 1431 00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:12,344 SHOULD DEFINITELY KNOW. 1432 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:17,482 VAN CAMP'S BAKED BEANS, ARE THEY 1433 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:17,749 CANADIAN? 1434 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:18,216 >> NO. 1435 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:18,883 >> Jimmy: THEY ARE NOT CANADIAN. 1436 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:23,088 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1437 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,122 THEY ARE AN AMERICAN PRODUCT. 1438 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,624 SO CONGRATULATIONS. 1439 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,858 YOU DID PRETTY WELL THERE. 1440 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,293 I THINK YOU GOT MORE RIGHT THAN 1441 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:28,493 WRONG. 1442 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:29,661 SO CONGRATULATIONS. 1443 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,395 AND THANKS FOR PLAYING "IS IT 1444 00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:32,063 CANADIAN?" 1445 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:32,564 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1446 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:32,897 >> THANK YOU. 1447 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,000 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1448 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,735 WE COVERED A LOT HERE, EMILY. 1449 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,503 NEW EPISODES OF "THE FALCON AND 1450 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,071 THE WINTER SOLDIER" ARE FRIDAYS 1451 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,740 ON DISNEY PLUS. 1452 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,909 EMILY VANCAMP, EVERYONE, THANKS, 1453 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:45,110 EMILY! 1454 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:45,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1455 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:51,549 BE BACK WITH ZOE WEES! 1456 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:52,517 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 1457 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:53,451 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 1458 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:54,085 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1459 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:54,986 THE BEST OR NOT. 1460 00:35:57,734 --> 00:35:59,402 >> Jimmy: HELLO AGAIN. 1461 00:35:59,402 --> 00:36:00,403 MUSIC FROM ZOE WEES IS MERE 1462 00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:01,171 MOMENTS AWAY. 1463 00:36:01,171 --> 00:36:01,805 GUILLERMO, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED 1464 00:36:01,805 --> 00:36:02,672 LIKE THAT? 1465 00:36:02,672 --> 00:36:03,239 >> Guillermo: BECAUSE I'M A 1466 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:03,907 MOVIE STAR. 1467 00:36:03,907 --> 00:36:04,674 [ LAUGHTER ] 1468 00:36:04,674 --> 00:36:09,112 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? 1469 00:36:09,112 --> 00:36:09,646 >> Guillermo: YES, I ARE. 1470 00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:11,381 [ LAUGHTER ] 1471 00:36:11,381 --> 00:36:12,549 ROLL THE TAPE! 1472 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:14,017 >> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE 1473 00:36:14,017 --> 00:36:15,285 ULTIMATE TEST DRIVE MEETS THE 1474 00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:16,686 ULTIMATE TEST DRIVER? 1475 00:36:16,686 --> 00:36:17,787 >> Guillermo: THAT'S ME. 1476 00:36:17,787 --> 00:36:21,491 I AM THE ULTIMATE TEST DRIVER. 1477 00:36:21,491 --> 00:36:23,860 >> CARMAX PRESENTS THE 24‐HOUR 1478 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,327 TEST DRIVE. 1479 00:36:24,327 --> 00:36:25,261 >> Guillermo: AND I'M GOING TO 1480 00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:26,863 USE EVERY MINUTE. 1481 00:36:26,863 --> 00:36:27,664 >> ACTION! 1482 00:36:27,664 --> 00:36:28,331 >> Guillermo: TIME TO LEARN ALL 1483 00:36:28,331 --> 00:36:28,765 THE SEAT POSITIONS. 1484 00:36:28,765 --> 00:36:30,500 WHEE! 1485 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,368 >> ADVENTURE. 1486 00:36:32,368 --> 00:36:33,803 >> Guillermo: HELLO, 1487 00:36:33,803 --> 00:36:35,305 INFOTAINMENT SYSTEM, LET'S 1488 00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:37,106 FIGURE OUT HOW YOU TICK. 1489 00:36:37,106 --> 00:36:37,841 >> GROWING. 1490 00:36:37,841 --> 00:36:38,708 >> Guillermo: SO MANY CUP 1491 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:39,876 HOLDERS, AND TODAY IS THE DAY 1492 00:36:39,876 --> 00:36:42,111 I'M GOING TO TRY ALL OF THEM. 1493 00:36:42,111 --> 00:36:45,982 >> AND TIME IS NOT RUNNING OUT! 1494 00:36:45,982 --> 00:36:47,217 >> Guillermo: HOW LONG DO I HAVE 1495 00:36:47,217 --> 00:36:47,417 LEFT? 1496 00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:49,652 >> JUST LIKE WE SAID, IT'S 24 1497 00:36:49,652 --> 00:36:49,919 HOURS. 1498 00:36:49,919 --> 00:36:51,354 WE WANT YOU TO BE COMPLETELY 1499 00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,490 CONFIDENT YOU FOUND THE RIGHT 1500 00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:53,656 CAR. 1501 00:36:53,656 --> 00:36:55,158 >> Guillermo: COOL, I HAVE TIME 1502 00:36:55,158 --> 00:36:58,294 TO VISIT MY COUSIN RICKY IN 1503 00:36:58,294 --> 00:36:59,229 RANCHO CUCAMONGA. 1504 00:36:59,229 --> 00:37:02,432 I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM MY NEW 1505 00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:02,665 TATTOO. 1506 00:37:02,665 --> 00:37:02,999 LET'S RIDE! 1507 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:05,969 >> THE 24‐HOUR TEST DRIVE NOW 1508 00:37:05,969 --> 00:37:07,704 SHOWING AT CARMAX. 1509 00:37:07,704 --> 00:37:08,938 >> Guillermo: THAT'S LIKE A 1510 00:37:08,938 --> 00:37:09,539 WHOLE DAY! 1511 00:37:09,539 --> 00:37:12,609 >> IT IS A WHOLE DAY. 1512 00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:14,544 CAR MAX, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. 1513 00:37:17,614 --> 00:37:18,181 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 1514 00:37:18,181 --> 00:37:18,848 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 1515 00:37:18,848 --> 00:37:19,415 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 1516 00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:22,585 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1517 00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:24,587 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1518 00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:25,855 ANDERSON COOPER, EMILY VANCAMP 1519 00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:28,358 AND JAMES ADOMIAN. 1520 00:37:28,358 --> 00:37:29,092 AKA MIKE LINDELL. 1521 00:37:29,092 --> 00:37:30,894 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1522 00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:32,595 WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 1523 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:33,229 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 1524 00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:33,897 WE HAVE MUSIC ALL THE WAY FROM 1525 00:37:33,897 --> 00:37:34,364 GERMANY. 1526 00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:35,398 WITH THE SONG "GIRLS LIKE US," 1527 00:37:35,398 --> 00:37:37,100 ZOE WEES! 1528 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:41,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1529 00:37:42,338 --> 00:37:43,339 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR 1530 00:37:43,339 --> 00:37:44,107 GIRLS LIKE US 1531 00:37:44,107 --> 00:37:44,841 WE DON'T KNOW 1532 00:37:44,841 --> 00:37:45,608 WHO WE TRUST ♪ 1533 00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:46,342 ♪ NOT EVEN THE 1534 00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:47,076 ONES WE LOVE 1535 00:37:47,076 --> 00:37:50,547 CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1536 00:37:50,547 --> 00:37:52,315 ♪ STUCK HERE 1537 00:37:52,315 --> 00:37:54,317 STUCK HERE IN THESE WATERS 1538 00:37:54,317 --> 00:37:56,819 SO SICK TO MY STOMACH 1539 00:37:56,819 --> 00:37:59,556 IS ANYBODY THERE ♪ 1540 00:37:59,556 --> 00:38:01,391 ♪ RED LIGHTS 1541 00:38:01,391 --> 00:38:06,362 RED LIGHTS IN THE DARKNESS 1542 00:38:06,362 --> 00:38:06,896 EVERYONE'S SO HEARTLESS 1543 00:38:06,896 --> 00:38:10,400 DOES ANYBODY CARE ♪ 1544 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,635 ♪ IT'S SO HARD TO EXPLAIN 1545 00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:14,370 WITH YOUR HEART IN A CAGE 1546 00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:16,372 ONLY WHISPER BUT 1547 00:38:16,372 --> 00:38:19,375 YOU WANNA SHOU ♪ 1548 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:21,878 ♪ CAUSE THE SECOND YOU WAKE 1549 00:38:21,878 --> 00:38:23,846 TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO TAKE 1550 00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:27,750 EVERY PART OF YOU 1551 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:28,184 WANTS TO CRY OUT ♪ 1552 00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:28,851 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR 1553 00:38:28,851 --> 00:38:29,586 GIRLS LIKE US 1554 00:38:29,586 --> 00:38:30,853 WE DON'T KNOW 1555 00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:32,589 WHO WE TRUST ♪ 1556 00:38:32,589 --> 00:38:33,590 ♪ NOT EVEN THE 1557 00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:34,357 ONES WE LOVE 1558 00:38:34,357 --> 00:38:38,094 CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1559 00:38:38,094 --> 00:38:39,095 ♪ TRY TO NUMB THIS PAIN 1560 00:38:39,095 --> 00:38:40,863 CAUSE WE DON'T 1561 00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:42,131 WANNA GET HURT AGAIN ♪ 1562 00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:44,367 ♪ LEFT ALONE OUT 1563 00:38:44,367 --> 00:38:45,368 IN THE RAIN 1564 00:38:45,368 --> 00:38:48,338 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1565 00:38:48,338 --> 00:38:50,607 ♪ MIRROR 1566 00:38:50,607 --> 00:38:52,575 MIRROR ON THE WALL 1567 00:38:52,575 --> 00:38:54,077 I DON'T SEE BEAUTIFUL 1568 00:38:54,077 --> 00:38:58,081 STARING BACK AT ME ♪ 1569 00:38:58,081 --> 00:38:59,549 ♪ WATCHING, WATCHING 1570 00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:01,050 MY HEART BLEED OUT 1571 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:06,322 TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT ♪ 1572 00:39:06,322 --> 00:39:07,690 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR 1573 00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:08,057 GIRLS LIKE US 1574 00:39:08,057 --> 00:39:09,058 WE DON'T KNOW 1575 00:39:09,058 --> 00:39:11,694 WHO WE TRUST ♪ 1576 00:39:11,694 --> 00:39:12,061 ♪ NOT EVEN THE 1577 00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:13,062 ONES WE LOVE 1578 00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:16,332 CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1579 00:39:16,332 --> 00:39:17,834 ♪ TRY TO NUMB THIS PAIN 1580 00:39:17,834 --> 00:39:19,068 CAUSE WE DON'T 1581 00:39:19,068 --> 00:39:20,803 WANNA GET HURT AGAIN ♪ 1582 00:39:20,803 --> 00:39:21,804 ♪ LEFT ALONE OUT 1583 00:39:21,804 --> 00:39:22,805 IN THE RAIN 1584 00:39:22,805 --> 00:39:26,809 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1585 00:39:26,809 --> 00:39:30,046 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR US 1586 00:39:30,046 --> 00:39:31,014 FOR GIRLS LIKE US 1587 00:39:31,014 --> 00:39:32,015 GIRLS LIKE US 1588 00:39:32,015 --> 00:39:35,752 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1589 00:39:35,752 --> 00:39:38,021 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR US 1590 00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:40,523 FOR GIRLS LIKE US 1591 00:39:40,523 --> 00:39:41,257 GIRLS LIKE US 1592 00:39:41,257 --> 00:39:46,029 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1593 00:39:46,029 --> 00:39:47,030 ♪ SO OOH 1594 00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:48,297 AND THE WORST PART IS 1595 00:39:48,297 --> 00:39:49,032 WHEN THEY SMILE LIKE THIS 1596 00:39:49,032 --> 00:39:52,035 AND IT HITS ME HARD ♪ 1597 00:39:52,035 --> 00:39:56,272 ♪ HITS ME HARD 1598 00:39:56,272 --> 00:39:58,007 ♪ TRY TO PLAY IT COOL 1599 00:39:58,007 --> 00:39:59,008 BUT INSIDE I'M BRUISED 1600 00:39:59,008 --> 00:40:01,010 AND IT BREAKS MY HEART 1601 00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:07,684 BREAKS MY HEART ♪ 1602 00:40:07,684 --> 00:40:09,285 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR ALL OF US 1603 00:40:09,285 --> 00:40:09,619 WE DON'T KNOW 1604 00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:11,287 WHO WE TRUST 1605 00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:13,056 NOT EVEN THE ONES WE LOVE ♪ 1606 00:40:13,056 --> 00:40:15,792 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW 1607 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:18,294 TRY TO NUMB THIS PAIN 1608 00:40:18,294 --> 00:40:19,295 CAUSE WE DON'T 1609 00:40:19,295 --> 00:40:20,530 WANNA GET HURT AGAIN ♪ 1610 00:40:20,530 --> 00:40:21,564 ♪ LEFT ALONE OUT 1611 00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:22,565 IN THE RAIN 1612 00:40:22,565 --> 00:40:25,568 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 1613 00:40:25,568 --> 00:40:27,537 ♪ IT'S HARD FOR US 1614 00:40:27,537 --> 00:40:31,274 FOR GIRLS LIKE US 1615 00:40:31,274 --> 00:40:32,308 GIRLS LIKE US 1616 00:40:32,308 --> 00:40:32,775 GIRLS LIKE US ♪ 1617 00:40:32,775 --> 00:40:37,013 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW 1618 00:40:37,013 --> 00:40:37,780 IT'S HARD FOR US 1619 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,249 FOR GIRLS LIKE US 1620 00:40:40,249 --> 00:40:41,751 GIRLS LIKE US ♪ 1621 00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:42,251 ♪ GIRLS LIKE US 1622 00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:47,256 THEY DON'T KNOW ♪