>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE”!
TONIGHT, TERRY CREWS, CORINNE FOXX, AND MUSIC FROM
GRETA VAN FLEET. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, AND DON'T THINK I DON'T APPRECIATE
IT. I DO. THANK YOU. I'D LIKE TO BEGIN THE SHOW
TONIGHT WITH A BOMBSHELL THAT WAS DROPPED THIS MORNING ON
BACHELOR NATION. REMEMBER COLTON UNDERWOOD?
THE VIRGIN BACHELOR? THIS MORNING, HE DELIVERED WHAT
MAY GO DOWN AS THE MOST SHOCKING FINALE IN BACHELOR HISTORY.
>> I RAN FROM MYSELF FOR A LONG TIME, I HATED MYSELF FOR A LONG
TIME. I'M GAY.
>> Jimmy: WELL ‐‐ I AM TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS JUST WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO SAY IT. WAIT A MINUTE.
IF YOU'RE GAY, WHY ARE YOU IN A HOUSE DATING 25 WOMEN?
THAT WAS THE BIG QUESTION, I GUESS.
WAS IT FAIR TO THOSE WOMEN WHO WERE ALL THERE FOR THE RIGHT
REASONS, I'M SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DOES ABC NOW OWE THEM A DO‐OVER? COULD THEY SUE?
HOW DOES COLTON FEEL ABOUT PUTTING THE LIVES OF SO MANY
DENTAL HYGIENISTS ON HOLD?
>> I JUST WISH I WOULDN'T HAVE DRAGGED PEOPLE INTO MY OWN MESS
OF FIGURING OUT WHO I WAS. I ‐‐ I GENUINELY MEAN THAT.
BUT I ALSO AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE ‐‐ I CAN SIT HERE AND SAY
I'M SORRY TO ALL THOSE WOMEN, I CAN ALSO SAY THANK YOU.
BECAUSE WITHOUT THEM, AND WITHOUT THE BACHELOR FRANCHISE,
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER CAME OUT.
>> Jimmy: WELL ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US HERE AT ABC, YOU'RE
WELCOME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. I MEAN, NOW WE HAVE TO QUESTION
EVERYTHING. IT ALMOST MAKES YOU WONDER,
SHOULD MARRIAGE EVEN BE A GAME SHOW PRIZE? YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AS IS ALWAYS THE CASE WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS,
EVERYBODY'S LIKE, I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE WAS GAY FROM THE
MINUTE HE SAID HE WAS A VIRGIN! IT'S A WEIRD THING TO TAKE A
VICTORY LAP FOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH ANNOUNCING I KNEW IT WHEN
SOMEONE COMES OUT AS GAY? WHAT DO YOU THINK, RuPAUL SENDS
YOU A MEDAL OR SOMETHING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DON'T. THE TRUTH US IS IT DOESN'T
MATTER, NONE OF THESE RELATIONSHIPS WORK OUT.
COULD HAVE BEEN A MANNEQUIN AT A DEPARTMENT STORE, WOULD HAVE
WORKED OUT THE SAME WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE FIRST CLUE COLTON IS GUY, HE WATCHES "THE BACHELOR."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS PROOF THEY KNEW IS BILLY EICHNER, WHO
SENSED IT RIGHT AWAY.
>> THE FIRST THING I DO ‐‐ I'M GAY, I KNOW THAT'S A SHOCK.
THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO. MAYBE YOU'RE THE FIRST GAY
BACHELOR AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ‐‐ I ‐‐ I ‐‐
>> PUT THAT IN YOUR PROMO, SEE YOU LATER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BILLY EICHNER CHECK
ALL THE BACHELORS, GIVE THEM A ONCE‐OVER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE IS EVIDENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, TOO.
LIKE THE TIME COLTON TWEETED THIS LYRIC FROM TAYLOR SWIFT.
A FRIEND TO ALL IS A FRIEND TO NONE, TAYLOR COMING THROUGH WITH
THE HARD TRUTHS ARE THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES WHEN IT COMES TO
SEXUAL ORIENTATION, BUT QUOTING TAYLOR SWIFT IS UP THERE ON THE
LIST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HINT, TOO.
THE WALK HE TOOK WITH HEATHER. THE BEAUTIFUL 23‐YEAR‐OLD
FASHION STUDENT WHO HAD NEVER BEEN KISSED.
>> OH MY GOSH.
>> FIRE.
>> THE FIRE, THE STARS, THE BEACH.
>> THE WAVES.
>> NOTHING BETTER.
>> NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT.
JUST AMAZING.
>> SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
>> UNBELIEVABLE. WHAT ARE THOSE LIGHTS UP THERE?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS WONDERING. THAT'S WHAT I WAS ASKING.
I THINK IT'S BOATS? I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SOMEBODY SHOULD GO LOOK AT THAT.
I'LL GO, YOU STAY HERE ON THE BEACH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE ANNE HATHAWAY SCENES IN "BROKEBACK
MOUNTAIN."
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THE MOST FAMOUS MOMENT FROM THAT SEASON, YOU REMEMBER THIS?
♪
>> HE JUST JUMPED THE [ BLEEP ] FENCE.
>> NOW WE KNOW WHY HE JUMPED THE FENCE.
FRM NOW ON, COMING OUT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS "JUMPING THE
FENCE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
I WISH HE HAD ANNOUNCED THIS ON THE SHOW.
“I'M SORRY CASSIE, THE FINAL ROSE GOES TO GUILLERMO."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Guillermo: YEAH!
>> Jimmy: ANYWAY. I'M HAPPY FOR COLTON.
I WISH HIM WELL. AND THIS IS ‐‐ IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT REMINDER TO ALL OF US THAT “THE
BACHELOR” IS A HUGE WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST HUGE. HEY, SPEAKING OF BACHELORS,
FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ IS HAVING ANOTHER HECK OF A WEEK.
THE ODDS OF MATT GAETZ GOING TO PRISON ARE NOW HIGHER THAN HIS
HAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO LAST NIGHT WE LEARNED FROM THE "NEW YORK TIMES" THAT ONE OF
HIS ASSOCIATES TOLD PROSECUTORS, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THAT GAETZ
HAD “ENCOUNTERS WITH WOMEN WHO WERE GIVEN CASH IN EXCHANGE FOR
SEX." WHICH I THINK THEY CALL THAT
PROSTITUTION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEN REVELATIONS OF WILD HOUSE PARTIES WITH LOCAL REPUBLICAN
OFFICIALS. THEY WOULD HAVE AFTER‐PARTIES
FOLLOWING OFFICIAL EVENTS WITH DRUGS AND SEX AND PITA CHIPS AND
EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS A NICE LITTLE DETAIL. THE SOURCE SAID GAETZ LIKED TO
TALK TO THE WOMEN WHO WERE HIRED TO BE AT THE PARTY ABOUT
POLITICS. THAT'S GREAT. HE'S LIKE THE ONE GUY AT THE
BACHELOR PARTY WHO KEEPS TELLING THE STRIPPERS ABOUT HIS DIVORCE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TWO WOMEN WHO SAY THEY WERE AT
THESE PARTIES TOLD CNN THEY SAW GAETZ TAKING PILLS THEY ASSUME
WEDNESDAY PARTY DRUGS, AND HE HAD SEX WITH THE WOMEN, AFTER
WHICH MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS. THAT'S CRAZY.
HAS MATT GAETZ LEARNED NOTHING FROM DONALD TRUMP?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR LAWYER PAY THE WOMEN AFTER YOU
HAVE SEX WITH THEM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IN SECRET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GAETZ HAS REPEATEDLY DENIED THE ALLEGATIONS, BUT WE DUG UP AN
INTERESTING LINE FROM HIS SPEECH IN FLORIDA OVER THE WEEKEND.
>> IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, HIRE A WOMAN.
>> Jimmy: WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CONFESSION TO ME, I DON'T KNOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
GAETZ'S SPOKESBOY, HARLAN HILL, DOUBLED DOWN ON HIS DEFENSE.
HE AGAIN SAID “MATT GAETZ HAS NEVER PAID FOR SEX.”
THAT'S HARLAN HILL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT SEX IS YET?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND WITH ALL THE ALLEGATIONS AND SALACIOUS DETAILS OUT THERE,
THIS IS THE ONE MATT GAETZ IS PUSHING BACK ON THE HARDEST.
CNN REPORTED HE WAS DENIED A MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP AT
MAR‐A‐LAGO, AND MATTIE AND FATTY ARE BOTH CRYING FAKE NEWS.
A LAWYER FROM TEAM GAETZ SENT A LETTER TO CNN, DEMANDING THAT
THEY RETRACT THE STORY. AND TRUMP PUT OUT A STATEMENT
SAYING CNN MADE THE WHOLE THING UP, IT WAS “COMPLETELY FALSE.”
WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT MATT GAETZ HASN'T
REACHED OUT TO MEET WITH DONALD TRUMP.
THE GUY SPENT YEARS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW
CLOSE THEY ARE. LOOK AT ALL THESE PICTURES.
“AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT!” “LOVE THIS PRESIDENT.”
I THINK THIS ONE'S FROM THE STATE OF THE UNION
HE SEES DONALD TRUMP, HE TURNS INTO A HUMAN SELFIE STICK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE HE IS WITH THE TRUMPS AT THE WORLD SERIES.
ANOTHER FROM THE GAME. THERE THEY ARE DEEP IN
CONVERSATION. HERE'S MATT LOOMING IN THE
BACKGROUND AT JOINT BASE ANDREWS. A SELFIE OUTSIDE AIR FORCE ONE.
NOW INSIDE AIR FORCE ONE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL.
“HANGING WITH MY #SQUAD ON AIR FORCE ONE.”
HERE HE IS PHOTOBOMBING SOMEONE ELSE'S SELFIE WITH TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF THEM. ALL THIS GUY DOES IS BRAG ABOUT
HIS TIME WITH TRUMP WHICH I GUESS EXPLAINS WHY HE WOULD BE
SO UPSET ABOUT THE IDEA OF PEOPLE THINKING TRUMP WON'T SEE
HIM. MAYBE THEY'LL SHARE A CELL TOGETHER. WOULDN'T THAT BE SWEET?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MEANWHILE, EVEN OUT OF OFFICE, TRUMP IS STILL DOING DAMAGE
TO THE COUNTRY. MORE THAN 120 MILLION AMERICANS
HAVE RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE DOSE OF THE VACCINE, BUT THERE ARE
STILL A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SKEPTICAL AND WON'T GET IT.
SOMETHING LIKE 40% OF ACTIVE MARINES REFUSE TO GET THE
VACCINE. SO PRESIDENT BIDEN AND HIS
FORMER BOSS OBAMA ARE TEAMING UP TO CONVINCE THOSE WHO ARE
HESITANT. JOE AND O ARE SCHEDULED TO
APPEAR IN AN HOUR‐LONG TV SPECIAL SUNDAY NIGHT.
THE SPECIAL IS CALLED “ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE" AND IT WILL AIR
LIVE ON NBC. THEY HAVE AN ALL‐STAR LINEUP.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, BILLY CRYSTAL,
LIN‐MANUEL MIRANDA, DR. FAUCI, AND JANE SEYMOUR. THAT'S RIGHT.
WHEN YOU WANT THIS COUNTRY TO TAKE A HEALTH ISSUE SERIOUSLY,
HIT ‘EM WITH A DOSE OF DR. QUINN, MEDICINE WOMAN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THEY SAY IF THE RATINGS FOR THE SPECIAL ARE GOOD, NBC PLANS TO
ROLL OUT MORE VIRUSES IN THE FALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
POOR DONALD TRUMP. ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS ANOTHER
SHOW ON NBC, AND NOW JOE BIDEN'S HAS ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IN OTHER DINOSAUR NEWS,
SCIENTISTS IN CHINA HAVE
FOUND THINGS, THEY'VE DISCOVERED WHAT THEY BELIEVE TO BE THE
OLDEST REPTILE WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
IT'S A FLYING CREATURE NOW KNOWN AS A “MONKEYDACTYL.”
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A WORD JOE BIDEN WOULD USE FOR
“NONSENSE.” “THAT'S A BUNCH OF MONKEYDACTYL!”
THIS IS A “MONKEYDACTYL.” I WAS HOPING THEY'D LOOK LIKE
FLYING MONKEYS, BUT THEY JUST LOOK LIKE LITTLE DINOSAURS IN
TRUMP HATS. THEY HAVE CLAWS, THUMBS, AND A
GIANT TOOTHED BEAK. THEY'RE LIKE THE SWISS ARMY
KNIFE OF DINOSAURS. THEY CAN KILL A WOOLY MAMMOTH,
THEN OPEN A BOTTLE OF MICHELOB ULTRA, NO PROBLEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE WAS A NOTABLE CELEBRITY DEATH TODAY BUT NOT ONE THAT
ANYONE SEEMS TOO SAD ABOUT. BERNIE MADOFF. IS NOW IN HELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
CONVINCING SATAN TO EMPTY HIS 401(k).
BERNIE MADOFF, WHO ‐‐ IT'S STILL HARD TO BELIEVE A GUY WHO MADE
OFF WITH EVERYONE'S MONEY WAS NAMED "MADOFF."
HE DIED IN PRISON. AMONG THE PEOPLE HE DEFRAUDED
WERE STEVEN SPIELBERG AND KEVIN BACON, WHICH I THINK
TECHNICALLY QUALIFIES HIM FOR THE OSCARS IN‐MEMORIAM MONTAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE SWINDLED A LOT OF PEOPLE, INCLUDING A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE.
BASICALLY, IF YOU'RE EVER WATCHING A NETFLIX MOVIE AND A
VERY WELL‐RESPECTED ACTOR HAS A THREE‐LINE ROLE IN IT?
THAT'S BECAUSE BERNIE MADOFF TOOK ALL HIS MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
EARLIER TONIGHT CNBC RAN AN HOUR‐LONG DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HIM.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PIECE OF GARBAGE WHEN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
HOW AWFUL YOU ARE IS ALL READY TO GO THE MINUTE YOU DIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL TODAY, BERNIE'S SCHEME ACTUALLY STARTED
IN THE ‘70S. HE DEFRAUDED PEOPLE FOR 40 YEARS
UNTIL HE WAS FINALLY TURNED IN BY HIS TWO SONS.
ARE YOU LISTENING, DONALD TRUMP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
JUST SOMETHING TO FILE AWAY. ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE HAVE
SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED. OUR PAL YEHYA IS HERE.
IF YOU KNOW YEHYA, YOU KNOW THAT FUN IS ABOUT ‐‐ WHERE'S ‐‐
THERE'S YEHYA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEHYA IS MAKING HIS FINAL APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW.
BUT BEFORE HE GOES, WE'LL PLAY TV'S MOST CONFUSING GAME.
TERRY CREWS AND CORINNE FOXX GO HEAD TO YEHYA'S HEAD AS WE PLAY
“NAME THAT FAMOUS CELEBRITY!” SO DON'T RUN OFF.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. IT'S TIME FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE
HOLLYWOOD GUESSING GAME, “NAME THAT FAMOUS CELEBRITY!”
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. ONE IS AN ACTOR WITH PECS OF
STEEL, THE OTHER IS AN ACTRESS, PRODUCER, AND BOSS OF JAMIE FOXX.
PLEASE WELCOME TERRY CREWS AND CORINNE FOXX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HELLO, CONTESTANTS, PLEASE TAKE YOUR PLACES.
WELCOME, WELCOME. LET'S MEET THE STAR OF OUR GAME.
I MET THIS GENTLEMAN OUTSIDE A MOVIE THEATER IN 2006.
HE WAS LOOKING FOR CELEBRITIES TO TAKE PICTURES WITH, THERE I
WAS. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO YEHYA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HI, YEHYA, HOW ARE YOU? PLEASE, RIGHT HERE.
>> HI!
>> I LOVE YOU!
>> Jimmy: YEHYA ‐‐
>> OGANDA FOREVER.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> OGANDA, THE GUY GOT BLESSED, I LOVE HIM, THE ACTOR, OGANDA.
>> Jimmy: WAKONDA I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF.
>> NO, I GOT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE'RE OFF TO A RIDICULOUS START.
WHO SAYS WAKONDA FOREVER TO PEOPLE?
OGANDA, YEHYA! ME, I TELL THEM ‐ I LOVE YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO, YEHYA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> GOD BLESS HIM, BLESS HIS FAMILY, HE'S THE BEST GUY IN THE
WORLD.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW, YEHYA, HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE BEEN ON
THIS SHOW?
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO GUESS?
>> MAYBE ‐‐ 20?
>> Jimmy: 20?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> MAYBE LESS?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR 187th APPEARANCE ON THIS SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE MOVING.
YOU'RE MOVING BACK TO EGYPT.
>> I MOVE BECAUSE I'M ALONE, I NOT WORK, AND I HAVE ANY WORK, I
WANT TO MOVE MY BODY ‐‐
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ALMOST OVER, WHY WOULDN'T YOU STAY?
>> I'M COMING BACK.
>> Jimmy: HE'S COMING BACK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A VERY SAD NIGHT FOR THOSE OF US, NOW THAT WE LEARN
YOU'RE COMING BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
CONTESTANTS, PUT ON YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: I WILL EXPLAIN THE RULES OF THIS RIDICULOUS GAME.
I AM GOING TO SHOW YEHYA A PHOTO OF A FAMOUS PERSON HE TOOK A
PICTURE WITH. WITHOUT USING THAT CELEBRITY'S
NAME, YEHYA WILL TRY TO GIVE YOU CLUES AS TO WHO THAT PERSON IS.
YEHYA, AGAIN, VERY IMPORTANT. DO NOT USE THE CELEBRITY'S NAME.
>> YOU TELL ME HUNDRED TIME.
>> Jimmy: A HUNDRED TIMES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> 187 TIMES.
>> A HUNDRED TIMES.
>> Jimmy: TERRY, CORINNE, LISTEN TO THE CLUES.
WHICH WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHICH FAMOUS CELEBRITY YEHYA DAS
SCRIBING, BUZZ IN, FOR EACH CORRECT ANSWER YOU GET 100
POINTS, IF YOU GET IT WRONG THE OTHER PERSON CAN STEAL.
LET'S BEGIN. YEHYA, NAME THIS FAMOUS
CELEBRITY.
>> OH ‐‐ THAT THE GUY ‐‐ HIS ‐‐ HE MAKE A LOT OF MOVE WITH
DAKOTA FANNING ‐‐
>> TOM CRUISE!
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT CORRECT.
>> AFRICAN, AMERICAN‐AFRICAN GUY.
>> MICHAEL KORDELL!
>> NO, HE ‐‐ HALLE BERRY ‐‐
>> DENZEL WASHINGTON?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. PLAUSE YES, CORINNE, THERE YOU
ARE WITH DENZEL. WHAT HAPPENED? THAT'S IN OUR PARKING LOT, RIGHT?
>> I GOT HIM A LOT, HE KNOW ME, HE'S VERY NICE.
>> Jimmy: I BET HE DOES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S THE BEST ACTOR FOR ME, I LOVE HIM.
>> Jimmy: YEHYA, NAME THIS FAMOUS CELEBRITY BUT DON'T NAME
THEM.
>> NO, DON'T SAY THE NAME.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THAT CELEBRITY, SHE DO COUNTRY MUSIC WITH ‐‐
>> TAYLOR SWIFT?
>> NO, NO, THE ONE THAT SHE DO WITH KENNY ROGERS.
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD CLUE.
>> KENNY ROGERS, COUNTRY MUSIC.
>> DOLLY PARTON?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YES, YES!
>> Jimmy: YEHYA, WHERE DID YOU MEET DOLLY PARTON?
>> I DON'T SAY THE RESTAURANT NAME?
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN.
>> IT'S CLOSED NOW. MEDEO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAS SHE NICE?
>> SO VERY NICE. ONE GUY, HE PUSH ME, MAN, WHY
YOU PUSH ME? SO VERY NICE.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A TIED GAME. WHO IS OUR NEXT CELEBRITY, YEHYA?
>> OH, THE GUY, HE IS ACTOR, HE
IS MUSIC ‐‐ YOU KNOW HIM TO ‐‐
>> JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
>> NO, AMERICAN‐AFRICAN TOO.
>> JAMIE FOXX.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. THAT IS RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I DON'T SAY THE NAME.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HER DAD. THAT'S HER DAD.
>> THAT'S THE DAD? HE'S NICE.
>> I CAN'T SEE, THOUGH.
>> NO, COME ON.
>> Jimmy: CORINNE'S LEADING 200‐100. YEHYA, NAME THIS FAMOUS
CELEBRITY.
>> WHOA. THAT THE GUY, NICE MAN,
BEAUTIFUL, MAKE THE MOVIE FIGHTING CLUB ‐‐
>> BRAD PITT?
>> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BRAD PITT FROM THE MOVIE "FIGHTING CLUB."
>> HE KNOW MY NAME, HE'S VERY NICE WITH ME.
ONE DAY, DON'T SEE ME LONG TIME, "YEHYA, HOW YOU BEEN?" CRAZY.
PROBABLY GOT PICTURE OF ME, HE'S SO NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU RUNNING ALONGSIDE HIS TRUCK WHEN YOU
TOOK HIS PHOTO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ACTUALLY, HE GIVE THE VALET THE MONEY, I STAND NEXT TO CAR.
HE TELL ME, GOT PICTURE? I SAY, ONE MORE.
YOU KNOW ME, I LOVE TO TAKE A PICTURE.
>> Jimmy: GREAT STORY, YOU'VE GOT TO WRITE A BOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE NEXT CELEBRITY IS THIS GENTLEMAN. YOU KNOW THIS GUY.
>> OH, THAT THE GENTLEMAN, THE GUY, HE CONTROL USA, AMERICAN.
>> BARACK OBAMA.
>> NO. NOT AFRICAN‐AMERICAN.
>> JOE BIDEN?
>> Jimmy: NOT JOE BIDEN, NOT BARACK OBAMA.
>> ONE BEFORE OBAMA ‐‐
>> GEORGE BUSH.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> NOT GEORGE BUSH.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A BAD CLUE, YEHYA. GO AHEAD, CORINNE?
>> BILL CLINTON.
>> THAT IS RIGHT, CORINNE!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> SUPER NICE WITH ME, YOU KNOW ME, JIMMY, YOU TELL THEM.
HE'S PARKED THE CAR FOR ME HERE, HE SIGNED MY PICTURE, I'M WITH
HIM.
>> MAYBE HE THOUGHT YOU WERE HOSNI MUBARAK.
>> NO, MUBARAK DIED.
>> Jimmy: OH. CORINNE, YOU'VE GOT A COMMANDING
LEAD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: WHO IS OUR NEXT CELEBRITY, YEHYA? GO AHEAD.
>> OH ‐‐ HELLO. THAT'S ME ON THE PHONE.
>> ADELE?
>> MUSIC DIED.
>> LIONEL RICHIE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ HELLO
>> HELLO, THAT'S ME ON THE PHONE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT ONE MORE.
THIS IS FOR 200 POINTS, SO HERE WE GO. YEHYA, NAME THIS FAMOUS
CELEBRITY.
>> OH, THAT GUY ‐‐ HE'S THE ONE WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE, YOU
KNOW THE LAST MOVE WITH ARNOLD, WHATEVER HE HAVE, IT'S A ‐‐
>> JASON STATHAM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S AMERICAN‐AFRICAN. WHAT THAT IS CALLED THAT ONE?
>> Jimmy: THE PECTORAL MUSCLES?
>> IDRIS ALBA?
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> HIS, WHAT IS CALLED?
>> Jimmy: TELL THIS GUY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
>> HE DANCES ‐‐ YEAH. HE LIKE YOU. HE DANCE.
>> UH ‐‐ WESLEY SNIPES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, HE DANCE LIKE YOU, LIKE YOU.
>> TERRY CREWS?
>> Jimmy: IT IS TERRY CREWS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
>> LOOK!
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
I MEAN, TECHNICALLY IT'S A TIE. REALLY CORINNE WON BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH GOING HOME WITH A PRIZE.
>> OKAY. OH! YEAH, THAT WAS ME! IT WAS ME!
I LOVE IT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON.
>> Dicky: TERRY AND CORINNE ARE EACH GOING HOME WITH A FLY
SWATTER SWATTER AND BAG OF ICE.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE BEST PRIZES.
YEHYA, THANK YOU FOR 15 YEARS OF COMPLETE NONSENSE.
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK.
>> I'M COMING.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE COMING BACK, ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT FOR YOU ABOUT OF YOU GO.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BRING IN THE GIFT, GUILLERMO.
SO YOU CAN PURSUE YOUR PASSION BACK HOME, WE GOT YOU A BOUQUET
OF SELFIE STICKS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEHYA, CORINNE, TERRY, THANK YOU ALL.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. CORINNE FOXX IS HERE, MUSIC FROM
GRETA VAN FLEET. BE BACK WITH TERRY RIGHT AFTER
THIS. THANK YOU, YEHYA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SHOW ON
NETFLIX “DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME!,” CORINNE FOXX IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER, A GRAMMY AWARD‐WINNING ROCK BAND FROM
MICHIGAN, THEIR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT ON FRIDAY.
IT'S CALLED “THE BATTLE AT GARDEN'S GATE.”
MUSIC FROM GRETA VAN FLEET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT, ANDERSON COOPER AND EMILY VANCAMP WILL JOIN US
WITH MUSIC FROM ZOE WEES. PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST FORGED AN UNUSUAL PATH HERE.
ATHLETE, ARTIST, ACTOR, ACTIVIST, HIS LINKEDIN PROFILE
IS INCREDIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW HE'S THE AUTHOR OF AN AUDIOBOOK TOO.
HIS NEW MEMOIR, “STRONGER TOGETHER,” WRITTEN WITH HIS WIFE
REBECCA, IS ON AUDIBLE NOW. PLEASE WELCOME TERRY CREWS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING?
>> OH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: GOOD IN.
>> IT'S GOOD TO BE OUTSIDE.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN COOPED UP?
>> THIS IS THE FIRST THING I'VE DONE IN A YEAR, THIS IS CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WE STAYED INSIDE, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YEHYA WAS YOUR RETURN TO SHOW BUSINESS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU REMEMBER MEETING HIM?
>> I THINK THAT WAS BACK WHEN IT WASN'T COVID.
I REMEMBER THAT PICTURE.
>> Jimmy: FOR SURE.
>> OH, WE GOT TO TOUCH PEOPLE, IT WAS NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHO'S THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU MET WHEN YOU CAME
OUT HERE?
>> I GOT THE GREATEST STORY, WILL SMITH.
>> Jimmy: WILL SMITH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> THIS IS SO WILD. I WAS STILL PLAYING FOOTBALL AT
THE TIME. IT WAS 1993. I WAS WITH THE SAN DIEGO
CHARGERS. I DROVE UP. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS A WRITER ON
THE SHOW. HE TOOK ME TO "FRESH PRINCE OF
BEL AIR," RIGHT? AND I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH WILL
AND THE WHOLE ‐‐ AND WILL WAS THIS FORCE OF NATURE, MAN.
I MEAN, HE WAS JUST THE MOST WELCOMING, MOST AMAZING PERSON.
WE STAYED AND LAUGHED, WE WENT TO ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> IT WAS CRAZY. HE WAS INVITING EVERYBODY, IT
WAS A HUGE PARTY.
>> Jimmy: AT ROSCOE'S?
>> YES, AFTER THEY TAPED THEY WENT TO ROSCOE'S.
HE'S PLAYING MUSIC OUT OF HIS BRONCO IN THE PARKING LOT.
IT BECAME THIS HUGE ‐‐ I'M GOING, THIS IS HOW HOLLYWOOD IS!
I CAN'T WAIT TO COME BACK!
[ LAUGHTER ]
LITTLE DID I KNOW I WOULD BE IN THIS TOWN.
>> Jimmy: A BRONCO WHAT YEAR WAS THIS?
>> HE HAD ONE OF THOSE O. J. BRONCOS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE DID?
>> THIS WAS BEFORE ‐‐ IT WAS BEFORE OOCTION J.
WHITE, LITERALLY, HALVES THE CAR BACK THEN.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I'M DATING MYSELF. 1993.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, HOW ABOUT THAT. THAT WAS A THING.
THAT'S BREAKING. SO NOW YOU'VE WRITTEN A BOOK, AN
AUDIO BOOK, RIGHT? WITH YOUR WIFE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT OF SERIOUS STUFF.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY IT'S ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE AND IT SEEMS ALSO
LIKE A LOT OF IT'S ABOUT THINGS ‐‐ YOU TALKING ABOUT
THINGS YOU DID WRONG.
>> YEAH, IT'S LITERALLY ‐‐ SHOULD BE CALLED "MISTAKES WERE
MADE, MOSTLY BY ME."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS, FOR
THIS?
>> I GOT TO SAY THIS, I WAS DOING A SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT IN
VIETNAM. I DO THESE CORPORATE THINGS
WHERE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT POSITIVITY, MOTIVATION.
I GET INTO DEEP STUFF. AND THIS ONE LADY AT THE END OF
THE CONFERENCE COMES UP AND SHE SAID ‐‐ BECAUSE I WAS TELLING ‐‐
TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE ‐‐ THE MISTAKES I MADE.
SHE SAID, BUT HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE SURVIVE?
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY WIFE IS RIGHT HERE, I'M GOING
TO LET HER ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. AND SHE WALKED UP ON THE STAGE,
AND MY WIFE TOOK OVER THE CONFERENCE.
>> Jimmy: TELLING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU ‐‐ THIS SOUNDS
LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HER PERSPECTIVE. WELL, NO ‐‐ THIS IS THE THING.
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE WHAT WE DO IS ‐‐ WE ALWAYS HAVE THIS MALE
SIDE AND THEN THIS FEMALE SIDE. BUT WHEN BOTH OF US TELL THE
STORY AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S LIKE WATCHING IT IN 3D.
>> Jimmy: HUH.
>> BECAUSE THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES. AND THAT'S ‐‐
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GET POKED IN THE EYE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND I LOSE ON BOTH PER SPECKTIVES. PERFESPEC
PERSPECTIVES. BUT THE THING IS MARRIAGE WAS
INSTITUTED ABOUT 4,000 YEARS AGO, AND THAT WAS BACK WHEN
PEOPLE GOT MARRIED AS A TEEN, AND YOU DIED AT 40.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> SO 20 YEARS, THEY WERE LIKE, EH.
YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH OUT OF HERE. WE'RE AT 32. WE'RE WELL INTO IT.
WE SAID, MAN, WE GOT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE.
THAT YOU ARE STRONGER TOGETHER. THAT YOU ARE BETTER OFF MAKING I.
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK, TRY. AND THAT'S THE THING WE WANTED
TO TELL EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU NAMED IT "STRONGER TOGETHER," DID YOU
THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ALSO WHAT HILLARY CLINTON
NAMED HER UNSUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN "MAKE MARRIAGE GREAT AGAIN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> LET'S JUST SAY, SHE WAS MARRIED TO BILL CLINTON,
MISTAKES WERE MADE.
>> Jimmy: MOSTLY BY HIM.
>> THEY COULD DO THIS TOO, RIGHT.
BUT ONE REASON WHY WE DID WANT TO NAME IT "STRONGER TOGETHER,"
WE SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE COUNTRY.
WE ARE STRONGER THIS WAY. REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT, MALE,
FEMALE, BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN, HISPANIC.
AND EVERYBODY WE NOTICED, THERE BECAME THESE CAMPS, LIKE WILLFUL
SIGNIFICANT GRA BASE. WE DECIDED, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST ‐‐ THERE IS A WAY TO
MAKE THINGS WORK. WE GOT TO DO THE EFFORT, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MAKE IT HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: REVEALING THIS POTENTIALLY EMBARRASSING
INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF. IS THIS PART ‐‐ LIKE IS THIS
YOUR ATONEMENT?
>> YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW, YOU GOT DO KNOW I
WROTE A BOOK IN 2014 CALLED "MANHOOD" THAT PRETTY MUCH
TALKED ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND, YOU KNOW, ADDICTION TO PORNOGRAPHY, ALL THE STUFF I HAD
DONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOVED PORNOGRAPHY? YOU MISS IT?
>> OH ‐‐ YOU KNOW, NOT ANYMORE. THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I DID.
>> Jimmy: I WAS KIDDING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M GOOD NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I GOT TO TELL YOU THIS, PORN, ALCOHOL, THE DIFFERENT THINGS
LIKE THAT PEOPLE THINK IT'S A WILLPOWER ISSUE. BUT IT'S NOT.
IT'S LITERALLY A LACK OF INFORMATION ISSUE.
>> Jimmy: HUH.
>> ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES, ONCE YOU REALLY REALIZE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YOUR BRAIN?
>> EXACTLY. ONCE YOU START TO UNDERSTAND,
THEN IT'S LIKE, OH, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BECAUSE THE TRICK IS, YOU THINK IT'S GREAT.
EVERYTHING WORKS FOR YOU. UNTIL IT DOESN'T.
AND THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS I REALLY WANTED TO GET OUT.
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS STUFF IN "MANHOOD."
EVERYBODY WAS ASKING, WHAT DOES HIS WIFE THINK ABOUT THIS?
>> Jimmy: NOW WE FIND OUT.
>> IT'S REALLY A SEQUEL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S THE SEQUEL TO "MANHOOD."
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW SHE DOES THE NEXT ONE WITHOUT YOU, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. YOU, TOGETHER, NOW YOU'RE OUT.
BUT YOU ARE A PERSON, I GET THE SENSE FROM YOU, THAT YOU ARE A
PERSON WHO VERY MUCH WANTS TO IMPROVE HIMSELF.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: IS VERY FOCUSED ON THAT.
>> I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL, I LIKE TO MAKE MY MISTAKES PUBLICLY.
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. IT'S LITERALLY ‐‐ I AM FOCUSED
ON JUST IMPROVING ‐‐ BUT THIS IS THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO DO THAT. EVEN NOW.
>> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY NOW, SURE.
>> EVERYTHING GETS YOU CANCELED. BUT I ONLY ‐‐ I REALIZED, THE
ONLY WAY TO REALLY GROW IS TO TRY.
AND MAKE YOUR MISTAKES ON THE FLY.
THIS IS HOW I BECAME AN ACTOR. I STARTED ACTING AT 30 YEARS OLD.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND I LEARNED WHILE I WAS WORKING.
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS STUFF.
BUT I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES. AND PEOPLE DIDN'T NOTICE.
FINALLY GOT THIS WHOLE THING GOING.
BUT I LOOK AT THE PERIOD IT IS NOW, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER
MAKE AN ACCIDENT, EVER MAKE A MISTAKE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
>> NO ONE GIVES YOU A SECOND CHANCE.
I JUST WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE, I'M STILL HERE. I'M STILL ALIVE.
WE CAN STILL KEEP GOING BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF LIFE LEFT.
I MEAN, LIFE EXPECTANCY RIGHT NOW IS LONGEST IT'S EVER BEEN.
AND WE'RE GOING TO MESS UP. IT'S COOL.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING? ARE YOU GOING TO MESS SOMETHING
UP, SO YOU DO ANOTHER BOOK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE TO.
BECAUSE IT'S NATURAL. BECAUSE I WILL MESS UP AGAIN.
JUST NOT AS BAD AS I DID BEFORE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD.
>> WHAT HAPPENS IS THE MISTAKES HAVE TO GET SMALLER AND SMALLER
AND SMALLER. LIKE, I DIDN'T TAKE THE TRASH
OUT.
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE A VERY BORING BOOK.
THIS ONE IS CALLED "STRONGER TOGETHER."
IT'S AVAILABLE ‐‐ YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT, YOU CAN LISTEN TO TERRY
AND HIS WIFE HASH THEIR WHOLE LIVES OUT ON AUDIBLE.
TERRY CREWS, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, TERRY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH CORINNE FOXX!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM GRETA VAN FLEET IS COMING UP.
OUR NEXT GUEST SPENT HER WHOLE LIFE BEGGING HER DAD TO STOP
EMBARRASSING HER. HE REFUSED, SO SHE TURNED IT
INTO A SITCOM. “DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME”
STARS JAMIE FOXX. IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW.
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO CORINNE FOXX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME. GREAT TO SEE YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GREAT. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE "GOOD TIMES."
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, "GOOD TIMES" WAS A GOOD TIME, WASN'T
IT?
>> GREAT TIME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING ME
IN IT.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING WHEN IN IT.
>> THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CAREER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE RESTAGED ‐‐ YOU PERFORMED ‐‐
>> I PLAYED THELMA EVANS IN "GOOD TIMES."
VIOLA DAVIS WAS MY MOM. IT WAS INSANE.
>> Jimmy: I NEVER ASKED YOU HOW MUCH YOU KNEW ABOUT "GOOD TIMES."
>> I HAD HEARD OF IT, BUT I REALLY STUDIED IT ONCE I GOT THE
PART AND FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.
>> Jimmy: AS A KID, FOR ME, IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS.
IT WAS IN SYNDICATION, I'D WATCH IT PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY FOR
HOWEVER MANY YEARS IT WAS ON.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: PUTTING IT WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER,
THAT WAS ONE OF ‐‐ I REALLY ‐‐ HONESTLY, ONE OF THE GREAT
NIGHTS OF MY LIFE, I HAVE TO SAY.
>> 100%. NORMAN LEAR, HE'S 90‐PLUS ‐‐
>> Jimmy: 98.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> 98 YEARS OLD AND KICKING IT. I FEEL LIKE HE'S MORE MOBILE
THAN I AM. AND I'M 27.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S PHYSICALLY VERY CAPA CAPABLE.
>> YES, SHARP.
>> Jimmy: MENTALLY VERY CAPABLE. INSPIRING, GIVES YOU HOPE.
AND ALSO MAKE YOSFEEL LIKE A LUMP AT THE SAME TIME.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, HE'S MORE MOBILE THAN I AM RIGHT NOW.
‐‐
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOUR DAD WAS HERE A COUPLE OF
WEEKS AGO.
>> I SAW THAT, I SAW THAT.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WATCH AND YOU KEEP UP?
>> I DON'T LIKE TO SEE HIM ON LATE NIGHT, BECAUSE HE'S ‐‐ HE
EMBARRASSES ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, HE DOES.
>> HE'S SO OVER THE TOP. HE'S IN THE CROWD, HE HAS THE
MIC, HE'S DOING THE WHOLE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: I NEVER EVEN REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
BUT I WAS THINKING OF STORIES, BUT YEAH, BECAUSE EVERYTHING
YOUR PARENTS DO EMBARRASSES YOU.
>> EVERYTHING YOUR PARENTS DO IS EMBARRASSING.
SO HE'S REALLY OVER THE TOP. HE'S REALLY EMBARRASSING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
>> HE'S NEVER OFF. HE'S NOT HOME, HE'S ALWAYS ON.
>> Jimmy: GO AHEAD AND EMBARRASS HIM, TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
THAT MAYBE ‐‐
>> OH, THIS IS MY CHANCE, MY PUBLIC SPACE TO DO IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> WE HAVE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT IT, SO WATCH ALL MY EMBARRASSING
STORIES. WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD, MY DAD,
HE'S AN ENTERTAINER, HAD TO GO TO CLUBS AND GET CHECKS AND DO
THINGS. AND SO I WAS 10. HE WAS LIKE, CORINNE, REALLY
QUICK, WE'VE GOT TO POP IN THIS LITTLE THING.
HE TOOK ME TO A CLUB WITH HIM WHEN I WAS 10.
POPPING BOTTLES, THERE'S GIRLS, AND I'M LIKE, WHAT AM I DOING
HERE? I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
HERE RIGHT NOW, I KNOW MY MOM WOULD BE MAD RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HE DOING?
>> DEEJAYING, ENTERTAINING. LITERALLY POPPING BOTTLES.
>> Jimmy: BEING JAMIE FOXX.
>> AND I'M 10 YEARS OLD. HI!
>> Jimmy: YEAH MY DAD NEVER DID THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SURE, NOBODY'S DAD HAS DONE THAT BEFORE.
>> Jimmy: AND MY DAD ONCE POPPED HIS SHOULDER OUT, BUT THAT'S
ABOUT AS CLOSE AS WE GOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO THE SHOW, AS YOU MENTIONED, A LOT OF IT IS BASED ON REAL
EVENTS FROM YOUR LIFE.
>> YEAH, UH‐HUH.
>> Jimmy: YOUR DAD'S IN THE SHOW. WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE SHOW?
>> WELL, THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IN MY TEENAGE HOOD. I'M 27 NOW.
I KNOW THEY STILL DO THAT WITH 27‐YEAR‐OLDS PLAYING TEENAGERS.
BUT WE CASTED A REAL TEENAGER, KYLA‐DREW, TO PLAY A VERSION OF
ME. WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR WASN'T
THE MOST OVER‐THE‐TOP ACTRESS. MY DAD'S GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY.
WE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE WHO COULD GIVE HIM ONE LOOK.
THE LOOK WAS ‐‐ REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE DID THAT AND I WAS LIKE, THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LOOK.
>> Jimmy: AS EXECUTIVE ENTREPREPRODUCER,
YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WERE TOO OLD FOR THE PART.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES, I DID.
>> Jimmy: AND TELL US ONE OF THE STORIES THAT IS ACTUALLY BASED
ON SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS.
>> YEAH. I THINK IT'S THE SECOND OR THIRD
EPISODE. BUT IN THE SHOW HE GOES TO
SASHA ‐‐ THE NAME OF THE DAUGHTER ‐‐ HER BOYFRIEND'S
HOUSE AND GOES TO INTIMIDATE HIM AND SCARE HIM.
HE BRINGS ALL HIS MUSCULAR FRIENDS.
AND THAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND I DIDN'T KNOW TILL YEARS LATER, BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND WAS
SO SCARED, TO TELL ME, AND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL YEARS LATER MY
DAD WAS LIKE, OH, YEAH, WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE, I BROUGHT ALL MY
TOUGH FRIENDS, WE DID THE WHOLE SHOTGUN SPEECH.
I WAS LIKE, THAT MAKES SENSE YOU IN RETROSPECT, THAT MAKES SENSE.
>> Jimmy: WOW. I FEEL NOWADAYS HE WOULD BE
ARRESTED FOR THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> PROBABLY, PROBABLY. I DON'T THINK YOU DO THAT TO A
16‐YEAR‐OLD BOY.
>> Jimmy: DID HE BEHAVE HIMSELF AFTERWARDS, YOUR BOYFRIEND?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU NOTICE A CHANGE?
>> YEAH, HE WAS VERY SCARED, ESPECIALLY AROUND MY DAD.
IT ADDED UP. I WAS LIKE, OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES
SENSE, THAT'S WHY HE BROKE UP WITH ME, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
? THAT IS FUNNY. A LOT OF THE TOPICS ARE TOPICS
THAT EVERYBODY DEALS WITH, BUT ONE OF THEM IS A RELATIVELY NEW
TOPIC. SOMETHING THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY
IN SITCOMS VERY MUCH. SOCIAL MEDIA.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALSO HAVING YOUR DAD ‐‐ LIKE MY PARENTS ARE ON
SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT NO ONE FOLLOWS THEM.
>> NO, NO, NO. MY DAD'S SOCIAL MEDIA ‐‐ I WAS
JUST TELLING HIM THE OTHER DAY, YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO DO IT.
YOU CAN HIRE SOMEBODY, LIKE AN INTERN, THEY CAN DO IT FOR YOU.
BECAUSE IT'S SO CRINGEWORTHY FOR ME.
HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING ON THERE.
AND THEN HE COMMENTS ON MY INSTAGRAMS.
I HAVE FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME. MICHAEL JORDAN FOLLOWS ME.
HE'LL COMMENT. "DADDY LOVES YOU!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
DAD, NO! I'M 27, ALMOST 30, LIKE PLEASE
DON'T COMMENT ON MY INSTAGRAM. LIKE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S BEING TRUTHFUL, DADDY DOES LOVE YOU, AND THAT'S
THAT.
>> APPARENTLY. DADDY WHEN I'M 27.
>> Jimmy: YOU MOVED OUT OF THE HOUSE?
>> NO, BUT HE WANTS ME TO ‐‐ EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE TRIES
TO CONVINCE ME TO MOVE BACK. NO, DAD.
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE SAID 15 OR 16 PEOPLE LIVING AT THE HOUSE.
>> MY GRANDMA, GRANDPA, AUNTS, UNCLES, THREE COUSINS, MY
SISTER, HIM. AND FIVE OF HIS FRIENDS.
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THAT LIVE 31.
>> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S A COVID THING, BUT THIS IS ALWAYS?
>> IT'S HOW IT IS AT ALL TIMES. THERE'S ALWAYS RANDOM PEOPLE.
AND NOW ‐‐ I'M NEVER REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THESE PEOPLE.
AND THEN YEARS LATER I'M MEETING ED SA SHEERAN AND I'M LIKE,
WAIT, YOU USED TO LIVE AT OUR HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> YEAH, I DID. HE WAS ONE OF THE PASSER‐BY
PEOPLE THAT CAME AND STAYED TWO WEEKS WHEN HE WAS UP AND COMING.
I DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT IT. HE WAS RELEVANT TALENTED, I
REMEMBER HIM PLYING PIANO. OKAY, ONE OTHER GUY WHO'S LIVING
HERE. IT WAS ED SHEERAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. WELL, HEY. WILL AN ED LOOK‐ALIKE BE IN THE
SHOW?
>> YEAH WE'VE GOT TO WRITE HIM FOR NEXT SEASON FOR SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR COMING.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIG SHOW, "DAD, STOP
EMBARRASSING ME" ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: CORINNE FOXX, EVERYBODY!
BE RIGHT BACK WITH GRETA VAN FLEET.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THEIR NEW ALBUM, "THE BATTLE AT
GARDEN'S GATE” COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY WITH THE SONG “HEAT
ABOVE,” GRETA VAN FLEET!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ SORROWS OF THE EARTH
MAY OUR TEARS OF RAIN WASH DOWN TO BATHE YOU ♪
♪ THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS
WORTH WHEN THE FIRES STILL BURN AND RAGE ALL AROUND ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR THAT
DREADFUL SOUND FIRE STILL BURNING
ON THE GROUND ♪
♪
♪ FOLLOW THE FEARSOME SOUND
AS THEY MARCH TO BATTLE
HEAR THE DRUMS POUND ♪
♪ WE DO NOT FIGHT FOR WAR
BUT TO SAVE THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO DO SO ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR THAT
DREADFUL SOUND FIRE STILL BURNING ON THE GROUND ♪
♪
♪ CAN YOU FEEL MY LOVE
RISING WITH THE HEAT ABOVE
LIFE'S THE STORY OF
ASCENDING TO THE STARS AS ONE ♪
♪
♪ MARCHING ACROSS THE LAND
IS A PEACEFUL ARMY JOINING THE BAND ♪
♪ WALKING HAND IN HAND
TO AN ANTHEM LOUDLY SUNG WHERE THEY STAND ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR THAT
DREADFUL SOUND FIRE STILL BURNING ON THE GROUND ♪
♪
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
♪ WHOO WHOO WHOO
♪
♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH
♪ WHOA OH OH
♪ HEY HEY
♪ HEY WHOA WHOA
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
♪
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK TERRY CREWS, CORINNE FOXX AND
GRETA VAN FLEET. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON, YEHYA
USED UP ALL HIS TIME TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TOMORROW, ANDERSON COOPER AND EMILY VANCAMP WITH MUSIC FROM
ZOE WEES. “NIGHTLINE” IS NEXT.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOODNIGHT.