>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" TONIGHT ‐‐
JOHN STAMOS. KATHERYN WINNICK. AND MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WHICH IS, ACCORDING TO "U. S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT," THE
NUMBER SIX BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S RIGHT ‐‐ SIXTH! WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT BAD
CONSIDERING WE HAD A VIOLENT INSURRECTION TO OVERTHROW OUR
OWN GOVERNMENT THIS YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE AWARD FOR NUMBER ONE COUNTRY ‐‐ THE BEST ONE IN THE
WORLD GOES TO ‐‐ DRUMROLL PLEASE ‐‐ OH, NEVER MIND NO
DRUMROLL ‐‐ CANADA! CANADA IS NUMBER ONE.
THOSE MOTHER PUCKERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
A COUNTRY WITH A MOOSE ON ITS COINS IS BETTER THAN US.
JAPAN WAS NUMBER TWO. DESPITE BEING HOME TO A GIANT,
RADIOACTIVE LIZARD. GERMANY WAS THIRD.
SWITZERLAND AND AUSTRALIA ROUND OUT THE TOP FIVE.
AND THEN IT'S US. WE ACTUALLY MOVED UP A SPOT FROM
NUMBER SEVEN LAST YEAR. KRCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO THAT'S GOOD. IF TRUMP HAD WON, HE'D HAVE MADE
AMERICA EIGHT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
SO ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NEIGHBORS UP NORTH, AND
APOLOGY ACCEPTED. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS NUMBER
SIX THING. WOULD MIKE LINDELL, MR. MYPILLOW, LIVE ANY PLACE
OTHER THAN NUMBER ONE? I DON'T THINK SO.
MIKE LINDELL IS LAUNCHING A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR
LIKE‐MINDED INDIVIDUALS CALLED
FRANKSPEECH.COM. AND I TELL YOU, IT SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S GOING TO BE THE PLACE TO BE.
>> WELCOME TO FRANKSPEECH.COM. THIS IS GOING TO BE A PLATFORM
LIKE NO OTHER. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A
YOUTUBE/TWITTER COMBINATION. BEEN WORKING ON IT FOUR YEARS.
I HAVE SPENT OVER THE LAST FOUR WEEKS NLTSS ARE, I'VE SPENT
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MAKING IT THE MOST SECURE.
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE CAPACITY.
YOUR INPUT, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE THE MOST SECURE.
WE'RE GOING TO BE ATTACKED.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, COME GET LOST IN A WORLD OF PARANOIA AND
MOUSTACHE WAX.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING MIKE LINDELL IS GOING TO BE LIVING IN
A HOTEL SOON?
>> LOOK AT OUR MISSION STATEMENT.
WE WENT BACK AND COMBINE ‐‐ WE FELT FROM OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
AND THE SUPREME COURT AND STUFF WHAT DEFINES FREE SPEECH.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE ON
THERE, THERE WILL BE A GOOD REPORTING SYSTEM.
BUT YOU DON'T GET TO USE THE FOUR SWEAR WORDS.
THE C‐WORD, N‐WORD, F‐WORD, OR GOD'S NAME IN VAIN.
>> Jimmy: GREAT! THAT MEANS KIDS CAN WATCH YOU
HAVE A FULL MENTAL COLLAPSE TOO! WHICH "C WORD" DO YOU THINK HE'S
TALKING ABOUT? CIABATTA? THE PILLOW MAN HAS A LOT GOING
ON. HE'S ALSO LAUNCHING WHAT HE BELIEVES WILL BE "A RIVAL TO
AMAZON." CALLED "MY STORE." I SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON
GOING THROUGH THIS. AND THERE ARE SOME DELIGHTFUL
ITEMS FOR SALE AT MYSTORE. PEANUT BRITTLE, NATURALLY.
"FREEDOM FLAGS." WHICH ARE 48% MORE PATRIOTIC
THAN REGULAR FLAGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S A SERIES OF CHILDREN'S BOOKS CALLED "DONALD THE
CAVEMAN." FEATURING A NEANDERTHAL DONALD TRUMP BEATING AN ELDERLY
DINOSAUR WITH THE CONSTITUTION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
THERE'S A BUNCH OF PRODUCTS THAT SOUND LIKE WE MADE THEM UP.
WE DIDN'T. "WOOF PURRFECT," PET STAIN
REMOVER. "BLEED STOP," STOPS BLEEDING IN
SECONDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
"MY FOOTSIE," A $45 SLEEPING BAG FOR YOUR FEET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FOR ONLY $39.99, YOU CAN HAVE A LIFE‐SIZE CARDBOARD
CUTOUT OF MIKE LINDELL. LURKING MENACINGLY IN YOUR HOME!
WHO WOULD BUY THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, BESIDES ME? WHO WOULD BUY THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONLY PERSON CRAZY ENOUGH TO PAY $40 FOR A LIFE‐SIZE
MIKE LINDELL, IS MIKE LINDELL. WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?
WHY IS HE STARTING THESE WEBSITES?
YOU'RE A FORMER CRACK ADDICT WHO MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SELLING
PILLOWS. SELL PILLOWS! WHY ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE TEETH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, JEFF BEZOS, YOU COULD POSSIBLY SAY THE SAME THING
JEFF BEZOS. HE HAS MANY UNUSUAL SIDE
PROJECTS, INCLUDING THIS. HIS AEROSPACE COMPANY, BLUE
ORIGIN, JUST LANDED A MULTI‐MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT
WITH THE PENTAGON TO BUILD A NUCLEAR‐POWERED SPACESHIP.
WHICH ISN'T THAT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FIRST HALF OF
"WALL‐E"?
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT IS. A SUPERSTORE NAMED "BUY N LARGE"
BUILDS A GIANT SPACECRAFT TO EVACUATE HUMANITY WHILE THE
EARTH IS ABANDONED UNDER MASSIVE PILES OF CARDBOARD BOXES.
AND NOW IT'S REAL. A BILLIONAIRE IS BUILDING A
NUCLEAR‐POWERED SPACESHIP. THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO LOOK INTO, 007.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I GUESS HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT WHEN WE FLEE TO MARS WE'LL
STILL BE ABLE TO GET TWO‐DAY SHIPPING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S ANOTHER UNSETTLING TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT.
FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS THE NYPD HAS BEEN USING WHAT THEY CALL A
"DIGIDOG." WHICH IS A ROBOTIC POLICE DOG
THEY CAN SEND INTO DANGEROUS SITUATIONS TO FREAK EVERYONE
OUT.
>> I NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
DO YOU SEE THIS? THAT'S R2D2, Y'ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, I ALWAYS KNEW R2 WAS A NARC.
SLOWLY BUT SURELY WE ARE SEEING MORE AND MORE ROBOTS ON THE
STREET. ONE OF OUR WRITERS WAS WALKING
HIS DOG IN WEST HOLLYWOOD THE OTHER NIGHT AND RAN INTO THIS.
OKAY, THERE'S HIS DOG. AND THIS IS A FOOD DELIVERY
ROBOT.
>> YEAH, YOU TELL HIM, TELL THAT ROBOT!
>> Jimmy: REAL DOGS DON'T TRUST ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE
FIRST ONES THEY'LL REPLACE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.
ISN'T THIS SOMETHING WE SHOULD HAVE VOTED ON?
THEY AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF SOME KIND.
"ROBOCOP IS REAL NOW, AND OPTIMUS PRIME DELIVERS CHIPOTLE."
BUT I GUESS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GENERALLY WELCOMING TO ROBOTS
IN EVERYDAY LIFE, BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS ON
SOCIAL MEDIA OF HUMAN BEINGS HELPING THEM OUT.
♪
>> I GOTCHA, BUDDY. GET OUT OF HERE.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> THERE. BE FREE. GO. GREAT. YAY!
>> I GOT YOU, HOMIE, I GOT YOU. COOL, BE FREE.
>> THANK YOU.
♪
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME. I JUST HELPED A ROBOT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. YOU CAN SEE NOW.
OH, THAT'S SO CUTE. WHY'S IT DOING THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I GUESS THERE'S BUGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED OUT.
SO STRANGE. UBER IS STILL USING HUMANS.
FOR NOW. THE CEO OF UBER SAYS IF MARIJUANA GETS LEGALIZED ON THE
FEDERAL LEVEL, THEY MAY START HAVING THEIR DRIVERS DELIVER IT.
THAT'S SURPRISING. BASED ON THE SMELL OF EVERY UBER
I'VE EVER BEEN IN ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
I ASSUMED THEY WERE ALREADY DELIVERING WEED.
BUT ITS A SMART MOVE. ORDER UBER WEED.
40 MINUTES LATER, YOU ORDER UBER EATS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE YOU SAW THIS ON MY INSTAGRAM. BUT I GOT THE VACCINE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMMENTING ON HOW MUSCULAR MY
ARM IS. AND THEY'RE RIGHT. I AGREE. IT IS VERY MUSCULAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL FINE. I ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T LAUGH THAT HARD. I POSTED THAT AND A SURPRISING
NUMBER OF PEOPLE BELIEVED IT WAS MY ACTUAL ARM.
AND I DIDN'T CORRECT ANYBODY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL GOOD. I FELT LIKE THE END OF
"SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION." YOU KNOW? I'M COURSING WITH ANTIBODIES
RIGHT NOW! THE CDC AND FDA THIS MORNING
RECOMMENDED PUTTING A "PAUSE" ON THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.
THAT'S THE ONE YOU GET IN ONE SHOT.
AFTER SIX WOMEN WHO GOT THE SHOT DEVELOPED A "RARE AND SEVERE"
BLOOD CLOT. I BLAME THE SECOND JOHNSON.
HE NEVER GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU KNOW THAT? AND NOW THE WHITE HOUSE IS
SCRAMBLING TO RESTORE CONFIDENCE IN VACCINES.
PUBLIC TRUST IS ALREADY A MAJOR OBSTACLE TO ACHIEVING HERD
IMMUNITY. SO WHAT DOES THIS SETBACK MEAN?
FOR THE ANSWER, IT'S TIME TO "ASK DR. JIM!"
♪
>> HI, I'M DR. JIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TODAY'S QUESTION COMES FROM FACEBOOK.
"DEAR DR. JIM, MY SISTER SAYS VACCINES ARE DANGEROUS, AND YOU
CAN'T TRUST SCIENTISTS OR DENTISTS." DOESN'T THIS PROVE IT?
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN. NOT THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL MILLIE BOBBY, ACTUALLY, NO. IT DOESN'T.
FIRST OF ALL, OUT OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE WHO RECEIVED THE J&J
SHOT, ONLY SIX PEOPLE HAD THE SIDE EFFECT.
THAT MEANS THE ODDS ARE LESS THAN 1 IN 1 MILLION.
.0000009, THAT'S MORE ZEROES THAN THERE ARE IN THE TRUMP
FAMILY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT QUESTION. HERE WE GO. "BUT I THOUGHT THEY SAID THE
VACCINE WAS SAFE? WHY IS THIS ONLY COMING UP NOW?
LOVE, MC HAMMER. NOT THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL MC, I'LL TELL YOU WHY. THEY TESTED THESE DRUGS USING
SOMETHING CALLED A "DOUBLE‐BLIND CLINICAL TRIAL."
WHERE THEY TAKE A GROUP OF PEOPLE, THEY GIVE THEM THE
VACCINE, THEY COMPARE THEM TO GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T, WHO
GOT A PLACEBO. 20,000 PEOPLE GOT THE VACCINE IN
THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON TRIAL. BUT THIS SIDE EFFECT IS SO RARE,
IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN 1 MILLION DOSES, THAT'S WHY THEY
DIDN'T CATCH IT WITH THE 20,000. BUT NOW 7 MILLION GOT THE
VACCINE, ONLY 6 PEOPLE REPORTED SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS, WHICH THEY
IMMEDIATELY IDENTIFIED. THAT'S HOW CLOSELY THEY ARE
MONITORING THIS, AND THAT SHOULD BE VERY REASSURING.
BECAUSE 6 OUT OF 7 MILLION MEANS GETTING THE VACCINE IS
SAFER THAN NOT GETTING IT. GOT IT? THEN GET IT.
THAT WAS "ASK DR. JIM!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI, REGULAR JIM IS BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF COVID.
AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT. IT'S BEEN A LONG 13 MONTHS.
BUT WE'VE COME SO FAR. AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO
LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK.
IT'S TIME FOR "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY."
>> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, IT'S MID‐APRIL 2020.
AND AMERICANS ARE SO OVER COVID‐19.
>> YOU CAN'T BUY PAINT, YOU CAN'T BUY LAWN FERTILIZER OR
GRASS SEED, COME ON.
>> YEAH, COME ON! LUCKILY, TRUMP IS REOPENING
AMERICA.
>> THE DATA SUGGESTS THAT NATIONWIDE, WE HAVE PASSED THE
PEAK ON NEW CASES. OUR COUNTRY HAS TO GET OPEN.
AND IT WILL GET OPEN. WE HAVE TO GET OUR COUNTRY OPEN,
JEFF.
>> SAY, SIR WHAT METRICS YOU WILL USE TO MAKE THAT DECISION?
>> THE METRICS RIGHT HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, THERE'S CERTAINLY ROOM FOR THOSE UP THERE.
BUT NOT EARN TRUSTS THE PLAN, LIKE DR. GROUCHY.
>> I THINK THAT'S A BIT OVERLY OPTIMISTIC.
>> AND THE DEMON‐CRAT STATE GOVERNORS.
>> FOLKS, THAT WOULD KILL PEOPLE.
>> NOW FOR A COUNTERPOINT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? STAYING AT HOME LEADS TO DEATH
ALSO.
>> YES, LIKE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRINK BLEACH.
LUCKILY, TRUMP CAN CIRCUMVENT THESE NAYSAYERS WITH SOMETHING
CALLED TWITTER, A GIZMO THAT CAN SPREAD TWITTERBUGS TO HIS
SUPPORTERS, WHO EAT THEM RIGHT UP.
>> FIRE FAUCI, FIRE FAUCI!
>> LOOK AT THESE SMILING FACES. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP.
AND YOUR AMAZING METRIC SYSTEM. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN
COVID HISTORY."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGET.
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM "BIG SKY" ON ABC,
KATHERYN WINNICK IS WITH US. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE.
BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN STAMOS, SO STICK AROUND!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM "BIG SKY" HERE ON
ABC, KATHERYN WINNICK IS WITH US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN LATER FROM THE U. K. MAKING THEIR U. S. TV DEBUT THEIR ALBUM
"LIFE'S A BEACH" COMES OUT JUNE 4th. MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT TERRY CREWS AND CORINNE FOXX WILL JOIN US.
WITH MUSIC FROM GRETA VAN FLEET. AND ON THURSDAY,
ANDERSON COOPER, EMILY VANCAMP, AND MUSIC FROM ZOE WEECE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A FULL‐TIME ACTOR, PART‐TIME BEACH BOY, AND
JUST THIS WEEK WAS NAMED "MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE ON ZOOM" BY
MACWORLD MAGAZINE. HE COACHES AN ALL‐GIRL
BASKETBALL TEAM IN A NEW SHOW FROM DAVID E. KELLEY CALLED "BIG
SHOT." IT PREMIERES FRIDAY ON DISNEY
PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME JOHN STAMOS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, JOHN.
>> JIMMY, HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Jimmy: HEY, PAL.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, I MISS YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOUR ROOM LOOKS COOL, WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>> THIS IS MY BATHROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT SINATRA BEHIND YOU, YOU'VE GOT THE
BEATLES BEHIND YOU, YOU'VE GOT GUITARS.
ARE THOSE SPECIAL GUITARS THAT
>> NO, NO. BY SOMEBODY? THOSE ARE "FULL HOUSE" GUITARS.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE, "FULL HOUSE" GUITARS, THEN THEY ARE SPECIAL
GUITARS, AREN'T THEY?
>> YES, THEY ARE. MAY I SAY SOMETHING, PLEASE?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> YOU'RE IN THE GREATEST ZONE I'VE EVER SEEN YOU RIGHT NOW.
YOU STARTED OUT GREAT. YOU'RE SUPER FUNNY.
THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE YEARS, YOU BECAME A HERO, A ROCK STAR FOR
YOUR SON. AND THEN I THINK YOU HELPED
BIDEN GET IN. YOU HAD ALL THAT WEIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE JUST SUPER FUNNY WITH ALL THAT UNDER YOU.
I JUST THINK YOU'RE THE BEST RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE VERY NICE TO SAY IT.
SADLY, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO ISOLATE THAT, IT'S
GOING TO BE ALL OVER FOX NEWS TOMORROW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LET THEM, I DON'T CARE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. YES, BY THE WAY, YOU DO LOOK
HANDSOME, I SEE YOU FIXING YOUR AIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU EVER WERE.
HOW'S THE BABY? EASE N HE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
>> JUST TURNED 3 LAST WEEK. YOUR BILLY IS?
>> Jimmy: HE WILL BE 4 IN A WEEK.
>> HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM FROM NOT DIEING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY THE TRICK.
>> YES, IT'S CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MOST OF THE JOB IS KEEPING THEM FROM ‐‐ WHY, IS
BILLY A DAREDEVIL?
>> HE'S A LITTLE ‐‐ YEAH, HE'S A DAREDEVIL.
HE LIKES TO DO BITS AND STUNTS. HE LIKES TO BASH INTO WALLS.
HEY, DAD, LOOK AT THIS! I PLAY, I'M JUST A DAD, NOT
PAYING ATTENTION, PUSHING HIM ON THE SWING.
HE KICKS ME IN THE BUTT. THEN HEY, DAD, LOOK AT THIS BIT!
EVERYTHING'S A BIT. DAD, I'VE GOT TO PEE! IT'S A BIT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SAMED BY MY BILLY, WHO CHASED HIS
GRANDMOTHER AROUND WITH HIS PENIS LAST WEEKEND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON, I GUESS.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE HOPING HE GETS OVER THAT BEFORE ADULTHOOD.
>> QUE. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY SENT US A PHOTOGRAPH OF BILLY.
THIS IS BILLY ‐‐ THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST‐LOOKING KIDS I'VE EVER
SEEN.
>> HE LEARNED TO READ VERY EARLY.
>> Jimmy: IS HE A YEAR OLD?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU FROM AROUND THE SAME AGE.
I NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD SEE AN UNATTRACTIVE PHOTO OF YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WASN'T A GOOD‐LOOKING BABY AT ALL.
MY MOM USED TO TELL THE STORY I WAS A REALLY UGLY BABY, SHE HAD
TO PUT A BLANKET OVER THE BAB NET, THE NEIGHBORS WOULDN'T LOOK
AT ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, I FEEL LIKE WHAT, YOU HAD SIX MONTHS OF
UGLY, THEN THE REST, WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PUT THAT PICTURE BACK UP FOR A ECOND.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE BUDDY HACKETT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, WEIRD, HUH? I THINK ‐‐ WELL, YOU KNOW.
IT ALL WORKED OUT.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS THE LOCKDOWN FOR YOUR FAMILY?
>> WELL, IT WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW. IT WAS TOUGH.
I MEAN, IT WAS ‐‐ THE SILVER LINING WAS HAVING SO MUCH TIME
WITH MY SON. ALTHOUGH WE GOT ‐‐ YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I JUST MADE SURE IT WAS JUST THE THREE OF US, NOBODY
CAME IN, NOBODY CAME OUT. WE WERE SORT OF.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID? THAT'S INTERESTING.
YOU SAID WHAT? REPEAT THAT TO ME AGAIN.
I THINK I MUST HAVE MISHEARD WHAT YOU SAID. IT WAS JUST THE ‐‐
>> I STAYED HOME ‐‐ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I STAYED HOME, IT WAS ME AND MY WIFE AND MY SON, THAT'S IT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE GUESTS, DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER?
>> NO, NO. DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER?
>> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS OVER.
BUT I DO ‐‐ I ACTUALLY ‐‐ GUILLERMO POSTED SOMETHING ON
HIS INSTAGRAM. GUILLERMO, YOU POSTED THIS ON
YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.
>> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY, YES.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> Guillermo: I POST SO MANY THINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU POST SO MANY THINGS.
>> Guillermo: I'M NOT SURE.
>> WHAT DID YOU POST?
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE THINGS GUILLERMO POSTED, I GUESS YOU
HAVEN'T SEEN IT WHY DON'T WE RUN THAT.
>> HI, GUILLERMO.
>> HI, JOHN, I'M HERE.
>> I LIKE THAT MASK.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S A LOT OF SUITCASES.
HOW LONG ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING? HERE, I'LL HELP YOU.
>> MAYBE SIX, SEVEN MONTHS?
>> THAT'S A LONG TIME. OKAY.
♪
>> WHOO‐HOO!
♪
>> THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!
>> WHOO‐HOO!
>> YAY!
♪
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP.
♪
>> THAT WASN'T GOOD.
>> TERRIBLE.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE, SHIRTS OR SKINS?
>> I'LL BE SKINS.
>> OKAY. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD. DO YOU HAVE TO BE SKINS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LOOSE, THEN IT GOES LIKE THAT.
>> OH MY GOD!
>> THAT'S GOOD. YEAH!
>> TOILET PAPER FIGHT!
♪
>> THERE'S NOTHING SILLY ABOUT THIS GOOSE.
DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BE SILLY AROUND THIS GOOSE. SEE?
>> I WANT PIZZA.
>> PIZZA?
>> YEAH, CHICKEN.
♪
>> NO, NO ‐‐
♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> MM!
♪
>> HA! COME BACK! I'M KIDDING, COME HERE.
GET YOUR SHIRT. AHH!
♪
>> I WISH THIS WOULD NEVER END.
♪
>> HA HA! YEAH YOU'RE ON MY BALLS.
♪
>> THANK YOU, JOHN STAMOS, FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
>> YOU GOT IT, PAL.
>> LEAN RIGHT! AHH! DOWN, GO DOWN. AHH!
KICK, KICK YOUR FEET. ATTABOY, KICK. CHEERS!
>> TO THE PANDEMIC!
♪
>> THIS IS NICE.
>> YEAH.
>> SUCKS TO BE AT HOME.
>> YEAH.
♪
>> DON'T TELL ANYONE WE DID THIS, OKAY?
>> OKAY. I PROMISE, I WON'T TELL NOBODY,
JOHN STAMOS.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I FEEL ‐‐ A LITTLE BIT LEFT OUT, I HAVE TO SAY.
>> WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY GUILLERMO.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS HE WAS ‐‐
>> HE WAS SO SWEET. WE HAD SUCH A GREAT SHOT.
GUILLERMO, I LOVE YOU, THAT WAS SO FUN, COME BACK AGAIN WHEN
THIS IS OVER.
>> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
I DID FEEL A LITTLE JEALOUS WATCHING THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL. YOU'RE INVITED.
>> Jimmy: NO, I WASN'T INVITED, ACTUALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JOHN, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM JOHN'S NEW SHOW
"BIG SHOT" WHICH PREMIERES FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS.
JOHN STAMOS IS WITH US! BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> MY FATHER CALLED ME AN EMBARRASSMENT. AN EMBARRASSMENT.
THOSE WORDS DROVE ME MORE THAN ANY OTHER WORDS TO NOT BE THAT.
BUT THE IRONY OF THOSE WORDS IS THAT THEY MADE ME LOSE MYSELF.
I'D THROW TANTRUMS, CHAIRS. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AFTER
EVERY GAME, I COULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I COULD SAY TO MYSELF
THAT I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO TRY TO WIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS JOHN STAMOS IN "BIG SHOT," THE NEW SHOW FROM
DAVID E. KELLY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
IF I HEARD ABOUT A SHOW WHERE A GUY GOES FROM COLLEGE TO COACH
AN ALL‐GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM, I PROBABLY
WOULDN'T WATCH IT. BUT THIS SHOW IS REALLY GOOD,
AND YOU ARE REALLY GOOD IN IT. I MEAN, IT'S A REALLY GOOD SHOW.
>> THANK YOU. I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS ‐‐ I MEAN, THE IDEA OF THIS, WE STARTED THE
SHOW TWO YEARS AGO. WE HAD NO IDEA THAT THIS MONTH
WOULD BE THE TIME WHEN WOMEN'S SPORTS, WOMEN'S BASKETBALL, IS
IN THE HEADLINES, INEQUALITIES THAT WERE GOING ON, NCAA HAD TO
APOLOGIZE. BUT THE PANDEMIC. YOU KNOW.
WHO KNEW THAT WE REALLY WERE GOING TO NEED A SHOW LIKE THIS
AT THIS TIME? AND THE REALITY OF A CHARACTER
LIKE KORN GOING INTO THIS SITUATION, RELEASING HIS
ASSUMPTIONS AND CONNECTING WITH THESE GIRLS, I REALLY THINK IT
BREAKS DOWN STEREOTYPES. I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE ON THIS
ONE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DAVID E. KELLY, BOY. THIS GUY HAS GOT LIKE 30
DIFFERENT SHOWS GOING AT ONCE.
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, WRESTLE THE OTHER SHOWS FOR
ATTENTION? HOW DOES IT WORK WITH HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I EMAIL HIM. WE HAVE GREAT WRITERS, THIS
BRILLIANT WRITER, DEAN LOWRY, WHO WRITES THE SHOW AS WELL.
WHEN I GOT THE CALL, IT WAS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN OFFER ON
THIS DAVID E. KELLY SHOW. GREAT, AM I GOING TO PLAY A
LAWYER? A CHARACTER ON "BIG LITTLE LIES"?
THEY SAID, NO, IT'S ABOUT BASKETBALL. I WENT, OH NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU NOT A BASKETBALL GUY?
>> GOD GAVE ME A LOT OF THINGS BUT ATHLETICISM WAS NOT ONE OF
THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> I WAS A BAND GEEK LIKE YOU. I DIDN'T PLAY CLARINET ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT I WAS A BAND GEEK, I'M STILL A BAND GEEK.
I'M TERRIBLE AT SPORTS. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
I'VE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE. "DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL, JOHN."
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE A PICTURE OF JOHN IN THE HIGH SCHOOL BAND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHAT HIGH SCHOOL?
>> JOHN F. KENNEDY.
>> Jimmy: JOHN, I FEEL LIKE ‐‐ BY THE WAY, I FEEL LIKE DRUMMERS
FROM HIGH SCHOOL BANDS, THEY MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS.
THEY GET TO CLAIM THEY WERE BAND GEEKS BUT THE DRUMMERS AREN'T.
THE DRUMMERS ARE ALMOST NORMAL, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOK AT THIS, FOR INSTANCE. THIS RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S A BAND GEEK RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> DO YOU STILL PLAY CLARINET?
>> Jimmy: I DID, I PLAYED WITH MY DAUGHTER LAST NIGHT.
SHE WANTED TO PLAY. YEAH, I DON'T PLAY MUCH.
BUT YEAH, I FOUND THAT IT DOESN'T REALLY ‐‐ NO ONE REALLY
LIKES IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> CLAIR NETS, NO. CLAV CLAV BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKED
THE SHOW. YOU WATCHED IT?
>> Jimmy: I DID.
>> DID YOU BUY ME AS A COACH? BECAUSE I ‐‐.
>> Jimmy: I DID BUY YOU AS A COACH. DID YOU STUDY?
NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT BASKETBALL, ALTHOUGH YOU DO HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL FULL COURT IN YOUR HOME.
>> RIGHT, IT'S GETTING RID OF THAT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHO DID YOU STUDY?
>> GUILLERMO WAS NAKED ON THAT COURT, BY THE WAY, YAW SAW THAT.
>> Jimmy: PHYSICALLY I THINK RICK PITINO, I THINK PAT RILEY
WHEN I SEE YOU. pWHO DID YOU MODEL YOUR COACHIN
AFTER?
>> I DID A DEEP DIVE ON BOBBY KNIGHT.
I FOUND HIM REALLY FASCINATING. FUNNY TOO.
MY CHARACTER THROWS A CHAIR, THAT'S HOW I GET KICKED OUT OF
THE NCAA. I STUDY HIM. A FRIEND KNEW JERRY WEST, THE
GREAT JERRY WEST. SHE SAID, TALK TO JERRY WEST.
I SAID, WHO'S JERRY WEST?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW JERRY. A LAKER, THE LOGO.
HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO INVITE ME DOWN, TO HANG OU.
MR. WEST, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO THIS REHEARSAL ‐‐ STOP
RIGHT THERE, SON, IT'S NOT REHEARSAL, IT'S CALLED PRACTICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE AREN'T COSTUMES, THEY'RE UNIFORMS.
THAT'S WHERE I HAD TO START. HE WAS SO SWEET.
I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM HIM.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS RIDICULOUS, YOU WENT TO JERRY WEST.
YEAH, I WANT TO LEARN TO DUNK, I'M GOING TO TALK TO MICHAEL
JORDAN ABOUT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S WAY TOO HIGH ON THE FOOD CHAIN TO BOTHER JERRY WEST ABOUT
THIS.
>> HE HAD A GOOD TIME. HE THOUGHT I WAS RIDICULOUS BUT
WE HAD A GOOD DAY. I FIGURED IF I DIDN'T PULL OFF
THE COACHING THING, THE SHOW WOULDN'T WORK SO I DUG IN.
>> Jimmy: YOU PULLED OFF THE COACHING THING.
I WAS A BASKETBALL COACH FOR KIDS ONCE ‐‐
>> WERE YOU? WOW.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY BAD, ACTUALLY.
>> THAT SCENE YOU SHOWED, ONE OF THE GREAT LOCKER ROOM SCENES.
I STUDIED ALL OF THEM. DAVID WROTE THIS GREAT SCENE AND
INCLUDED MY FATHER. I TALKS ABOUT DOING YOUR BEST.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, CAN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY, I
DID MY BEST? YOU KNOW. I FOUND THAT SO POWERFUL.
I'VE BECOME A FATHER. I HAVE A 16‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER,
SHE MOVED IN WITH ME, EPISODE 3, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE
DAD, HOW TO BE COACH TO THESE GIRLS.
IT'S A WONDERFUL SHOW, I'M SO PROUD OF IT SO FAR.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE ALSO WORKING ON A PODCAST.
THIS IS NOT THE TYPICAL PODCAST THAT WE MIGHT EXPECT.
FROM A WELL‐KNOWN ACTOR.
>> WELL, EVERYBODY HAS A ‐‐ YOU THROW A STICK OUT, YOU'LL HIT
SIX PEOPLE WITH A PODCAST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS THE CRAZY STORY, I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT.
25 YEARS AGO, DEAN TORRANCE, I MET DEAN TORRANCE THROUGH THE
BEACH BOYS. HE HAD THE ‐‐ HE LOANED THIS
GUY, BARRY KENAN, MONEY TO PULL OFF THIS KIDNAPPING SCHEME,
KIDNAPPED FRANK SINATRA JR., DO YOU HAVE?
>> Jimmy: I KNOW THE STORY FAIRLY WELL.
IT IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST STORIES.
>> CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: EVER.
>> AND IT NEVER REALLY WAS TOLD PROPERLY.
MAYBE THERE WAS ONE TV MOVIE. SINATRA STOPPED IT.
SINATRA PUT A HIT ON THIS GUY. IT'S A FASCINATING STORY.
I'VE KNOWN HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS.
WE'RE DOING A TELEVISION PROJECT WITH HIM.
BUT THE PODCAST SEEMED REALLY A SMART THING TO DO NOW.
I SAT WITH HIM THREE OR FOUR DAYS, HE TOLD THE STORY FROM HIS
POINT OF VIEW.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAT WITH THE KIDNAPPER?
FRANK SINATRA JR.'S KIDNAPPER? WHO BY THE WAY, THE IF THAT HE'S
ALIVE IS AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE.
>> COMPLETE, YEAH. HE TOLD ME THIS GREAT STORY.
ONE OF THE LAST GUYS THAT TRIED TO SHOOT HIM WAS THIS OLDER GUY.
IT WAS ALMOST LIKE CATO, TRYING TO GET HIM.
SHOT HIM A FEW TIMES, IT WAS AN OLDER MAFIA GUY.
HE HAD BARRY IN HIS SIGHTS. HIS COLOSTOMY BAG BROKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> YEAH, THAT'S HOW OLD THE GUY WAS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU GET WITH ELDERLY MAUVE YOES SEW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> FUNNY STORY.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS THIS GUY?
>> 82, AND HE'S FASCINATING.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU SHOULD SHOOT HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
A GIFT TO FRANK UP IN HEAVEN.
>> Dicky: YOU MEET FRANK?
>> Jimmy: NEVER MET FRANK.
>> I GOT TO MEET HIM ONCE. I GOT TO BRING MY DAD TO A
CONCERT. IT WAS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY
LIFE. RI RICKLES WAS OPENING. FRANK GOES ON.
RICKLES INTRODUCES PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AS THEY USED TO DO.
JOHN STAMOS. I WAS EMBARRASSED. I DIDN'T STAND UP.
HE SAID, "HE'S PROBABLY IN THE GRASS, HE'S PROBABLY IN THE
CHEAP SEATS IN THE GRASS, HE'S PROBABLY SMOKING GRASS."
AND SINATRA GRABS THE MIC AND SAYS, "SMOKE ONE FOR ME, JOHNNY."
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY SHOOT HIS SON'S
KIDNAPPER. JOHN SAME MOETS. "BIG SHOT" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON
DISNEY PLUS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KATHERYN WINNICK! THANKS, JOHN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: HI, THERE. MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE IS ON THE
WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST SPENT SIX SEASONS
AS A SWORD‐WIELDING SHIELD MAIDEN VIKING ON
"VIKINGS" WHICH IS VERY AGGRESSIVE FOR A CANADIAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW SHE'S A P.I. IN "BIG SKY." WATCH IT TUESDAYS AT 10:00 HERE
ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME KATHERYN WINNICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI, KATHERYN, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. I KNOW YOU'RE CANADIAN, I KNOW
YOU'RE IN VANCOUVER RIGHT NOW, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING NAMED
NUMBER ONE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GOT TO BE EXCITING.
>> IT'S PRETTY AMAZING IN VANCOUVER, IT REALLY IS.
>> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS, I UNDERSTAND, ARE UKRAINIAN?
>> YES. I'M FIRST‐GEN RACE CANADIAN.
BOTH MY PARENTS WERE BORN OVER THERE.
THEY BROUGHT ME OVER HERE, OR I WAS BORN IN CANADA, AND I SPEAK
UKRAINIAN AS MY FIRST LANGUAGE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU'RE UKRANIAN?
>> PRETTY TRADITIONAL FAMILY.
>> Jimmy: THEY RAISED YOU IN THE OLD COUNTRY WAYS?
>> PRETTY STRICT. WE SPOKE UKRAINIAN AS WELL.
ENGLISH AS WELL. WE WENT TO UKRAINIAN SCHOOL
EVERY SATURDAY, A PAIN IN THE BUTT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU AT UKRANIAN SCHOOL?
YOU LEARN THE LANGUAGE?
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
WE LEARN ABOUT THE TRADITIONS, ABOUT THE UKRAINIAN CULTURE, HOW
TO MAKE PIEROGIS.
>> Jimmy: PROBABLY NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN
TRADITIONS LISTS.
>> BABUSHKA PIEROGIS, YES.
>> Jimmy: A MARTIAL ARTIST AS WELL.
YOU OWN YOUR OWN MARTIAL ARTS STUDIO.
WHAT KIND MARTIAL ARTS DID YOU STUDY OR DO YOU STUDY?
>> I BECAME OBSESSED WITH TAE KWON DO.
I STARTED AT 7 YEARS OLD. GOT MY FIRST BLACK BELT AT AGE
13. STARTED MY MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOL
AT AGE 16.
>> Jimmy: AT 16 YEARS OLD YOU WERE TEACHING OTHER PEOPLE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TO DO MARTIAL ARTS?
>> TO DO MARTIAL ARTS.
>> Jimmy: ADULTS?
>> ADULTS, KIDS, FAMILIES. I WAS PRETTY STRICT.
THEY WOULD COME IN, THEY WOULD HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO ME AT A
CERTAIN ANGLE. IF THEY MISSPOKE, THEY HAD TO DO
PUSHUPS. I WOULD SIT ON THEIR BACKS AND
THEY HAD TO DO PUSHUPS WITH ME ON THEIR BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MY KIDS SUBJECT ME TO THAT SAME PUNISHMENT.
WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF THE
>> MINUTE KAI MARTIAL ARTS.
>> Jimmy: DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING?
>> IT'S FROM MY LAST NAME, WINNICK, FOR WIN.
KAI IN KOREAN MEANS "THE ART OF THE FOOT."
>> Jimmy: SO COBRA KAI IS, LIKE, THE SNAKE FOOT?
>> OH, I GUESS SO, YES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS SO, WOW. WE REALLY LEARN SOME THINGS
SOMETIMES, RIGHT?
>> Guillermo: RIGHT, JIMMY, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I ASSUME THIS WAS YOUR BIG BREAK.
YOU PLAYED DONALD TRUMP'S FIRST WIFE, IVANA, IN A TELEVISION
MOVIE IN, WHAT, 2005?
>> IT WAS MY VERY FIRST KIND OF LEAD ON A TV SHOW.
AN ABC TV MOVIE CALLED "TRUMP UNAUTHORIZED."
I REMEMBER I WAS SO NERVOUS. AND SO EXCITED.
I DECIDED JUST TO TRY TO GET, YOU KNOW, REALLY INTO THE
CHARACTER. REALLY GET INTO THE ROLE.
I LOOKED HER UP. I KNOW SHE'S CZECH.
I STARTED WORKING WITH THE ACCENT.
AND I DECIDED TO GO FULL METHOD. I HAD EVERYBODY ON SET CALL ME
KATRINA AVAKANITSKA. AS AN ACTOR, YOU SHOW UP IN
CHARACTER.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> CAME IN WITH A MINK CODE THAT I HAD FROM MY GRANDMOTHER, HER
MINK COAT. PUMPS AND HIGH HEELS. EVERY DAY, TO SET.
MY HAIR DONE UP. IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS,
I'M LIKE, OH MY GOSH, I TOOK MYSELF WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
AND IT WASN'T UNTIL LITERALLY ABOUT A YEAR LATER, I WAS IN
ASPEN, SKIING. AND I'M AT THE LITTLE NELL HOTEL.
I HEAR THIS VOICE. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I LOST MY
RESERVATION?" I'M LIKE, WAIT A SECOND.
I KNOW THAT VOICE. I KNOW THAT, I'D RECOGNIZE THAT
I TOUR AROUND AND I SEE THE BACK OF THIS STATUESQUE WOMAN WEARING
THIS LONG MINK COAT WITH HIGH HEELS AND HER HAIR DONE UP.
I'M LIKE, NO WAY. NO WAY. THIS CAN'T BE, THIS CAN'T BE.
AND I WALK UP TO HER, I'M LIKE, IVANA TRUMP?
AND SHE LOOKS AT ME, SHE'S LIKE, YES? I'M LIKE, I'M IVANA TRUMP!
NO, I PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE! I WAS SO AWESTRUCK.
SHE WAS KIND OF MY FIRST CELEBRITY THAT I MET BACK IN THE
DAY. THIS IS WAY BEFORE TRUMP BECAME
PRESIDENT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, SURE, YEAH.
>> I ASKED HER, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE?
SHE'S LIKE, "NOPE, I HAVE NOT SEEN IT."
ONE OF THOSE THINGS, I'M LIKE, WOW.
>> Jimmy: I BET DONALD WATCHED IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I BET YOU HE WATCHED IT A LOT OF TIMES.
>> HE MIGHT HAVE, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY.
SO SHE WASN'T THRILLED TO SEE YOU, SOUNDS LIKE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY THINK SO.
BUT I HOPE SHE LIKED THE MOVIE. IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST BIG
BREAKS BEFORE "VIKINGS."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, "VIKINGS." BY THE WAY, I'VE NOTICED THAT
YOUR FANS FROM "VIKINGS" ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY BUZZING ABOUT
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ‐‐
[ APPLAUSE ]
THERE'S QUITE A FEW OF THEM HERE AS WELL.
>> REALLY LUCKY.
>> Jimmy: HAVE THEY FOLLOWED YOU TO "BIG SKY"?
>> I HAVE DIE‐HARD FANS, IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN BEAT THEM UP IF THEY DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND ALSO SEEING THEM EVEN IN COMIC‐CON, ONE OF THE WEIRDEST
THINGS, WHEN YOU SEE THEM IN PERSON AND THEY LIFT UP THEIR
SLEEVES AND THERE'S TATTOOS OF MY FACE ON THEIR BODIES.
AND IT'S PRETTY GNARLY WHEN YOU SEE THEM.
YOU'RE LIKE, WAIT A SECOND, DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A TV SHOW.
>> Jimmy: DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THE FAIR THING TO DO WOULD BE TO
TATTOO ONE OF THEM ON YOUR BODY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
WE HAVE CRAZY FANS.
>> Jimmy: JOHN SAME MOW WAS ON A MOMENT AGO.
HE'S GOT A SHOW CALLED "BIG SHOT" BY DAVID E. KELLY.
>> "BIG SKY," DAVID E. KELLY.
>> Jimmy: I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET CONFUSED AND MAKE YOU START
pPLAYING BASKETBALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, I COULD TEACH HIM SOME KARATE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. THAT WOULD BE A GOOD CROSS‐OVER
EVENT. YOU BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF
JOHN STAMOS WHILE HE'S COACHING BASKETBALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME ON, JOHN, LET'S GO.
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING IVANA TRUMP WOULD APPRECIATE.
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW. "BIG SKY," IT AIRS TUESDAY
NIGHTS 10:00 HERE ON ABC. KATHERYN WINNICK, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU, KATHERYN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THIS ALBUM, "LIFE'S A BEACH," COMES OUT JUNE 4th.
MAKING THEIR U. S. TV DEBUT WITH THE SONG "SKELETONS" ALL THE WAY
FROM LONDON, EASY LIFE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ SKELETONS
♪
♪ I'VE BEEN GOING
OUT OF MY MIND CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME WAY
TOO MUCH ADRENALINE HOLD THE LINE ♪
♪ I HEARD A LITTLE BUMP
IN THE NIGHT ALTHOUGH IT'S GOOD ON PAPER
ON OCCASION WE COLLIDE ♪
♪ WE COLLIDE SKELETONS
I'M FINDING IT HARD TO PASS THE TIME WITHOUT YOU
YOU SPELL IT ALL OUT ♪
♪ IN BLACK AND WHITE
I'M DOWN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING DARK
♪ THAT I LIKE BUT I CAN'T QUITE
PUT MY PINKY ON IT ♪
♪ GOT A GOOD APPETITE
FOR A BAD REPUTATION BUT I DON'T WANNA BE JUST
ANOTHER ONE OF ♪
♪ YOUR SKELETONS
SIX FEET DEEP LIKE SKELETONS COULD HAVE BEEN SO ♪
♪ SWEET BUT SKELETONS
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS CALL THE POLICE WHEN I START TO
BELIEVE IT'S SKELETONS ♪
♪ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S
GOT SKELETONS EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S
GOT SKELETONS ♪
♪ ONE AT A TIME
THEY ALL APPEAR YOUR CARDS CLOSE TO YOUR CHEST ♪
♪ YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S
ALL FOR THE BEST JUST RUMORS FROM LOSERS
WHAT I DON'T KNOW ♪
♪ CAN'T HURT ME I GUESS
I FEEL THE NEED TO QUESTION YOUR PAST
LIKE HOW MANY ♪
♪ EXES YOU'VE HAD
OUR FUTURE'S ALL KOMBUCHA BUT WE NEVER TRUST
THE WEATHER FORECAST ♪
♪ I'M FINDING IT HARD TO PASS
THE TIME WITHOUT YOU YOU SPELL IT ALL OUT ♪
♪ IN BLACK AND WHITE I'M DOWN
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING DARK ♪
♪ THAT I LIKE BUT I CAN'T
QUITE PUT MY PINKY ON IT GOT A GOOD APPETITE ♪
♪ FOR A BAD REPUTATION
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SKELETONS ♪
♪ SIX FEET DEEP LIKE SKELETONS
COULD HAVE BEEN SO SWEET SKELETONS ♪
♪ FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS CALL
THE POLICE WHEN I START TO BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S GOT
SKELETONS EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S GOT SKELETONS ♪
♪ ONE AT A TIME THEY ALL
APPEAR ♪
♪
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SKELETONS ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE SIX FEET DEEP
HEY WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO SWEET ♪
♪ FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS CALL
THE POLICE WHEN I START TO BELIEVE IT ♪
♪ EVERYONE AROUND HERE'S GOT
EVERYBODY AROUND HERE'S GOT SKELETONS ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JOHN STAMOS, KATHERYN WINNICK,
AND EASY LIFE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
WE DID RUN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM, WE'LL TRY TO RESCHEDULE HIM.
TOMORROW NIGHT TERRY CREWS AND CORRINE FOXX WITH MUSIC FROM
GRETA VAN FLEET. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, AND IF YOU EVER GET A TV SHOW I'LL WATCH
YOURS TOO.
GOODNIGHT.