1 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:01,408 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:01,408 --> 00:00:07,614 JOHN STAMOS. KATHERYN WINNICK. AND MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE. 3 00:00:07,614 --> 00:00:08,081 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:08,081 --> 00:00:11,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:11,551 --> 00:00:15,409 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:15,409 --> 00:00:18,712 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:18,712 --> 00:00:25,219 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 8 00:00:25,219 --> 00:00:27,408 WHICH IS, ACCORDING TO "U. S. NEWS AND WORLD REPORT," THE 9 00:00:27,408 --> 00:00:29,047 NUMBER SIX BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! 10 00:00:29,047 --> 00:00:30,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 11 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,684 THAT'S RIGHT ‐‐ SIXTH! WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOT BAD 12 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:36,789 CONSIDERING WE HAD A VIOLENT INSURRECTION TO OVERTHROW OUR 13 00:00:36,789 --> 00:00:37,757 OWN GOVERNMENT THIS YEAR. 14 00:00:37,757 --> 00:00:39,225 [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:00:39,225 --> 00:00:41,427 THE AWARD FOR NUMBER ONE COUNTRY ‐‐ THE BEST ONE IN THE 16 00:00:41,427 --> 00:00:47,066 WORLD GOES TO ‐‐ DRUMROLL PLEASE ‐‐ OH, NEVER MIND NO 17 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:49,168 DRUMROLL ‐‐ CANADA! CANADA IS NUMBER ONE. 18 00:00:49,168 --> 00:00:49,969 THOSE MOTHER PUCKERS. 19 00:00:49,969 --> 00:00:51,871 [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:55,208 A COUNTRY WITH A MOOSE ON ITS COINS IS BETTER THAN US. 21 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,744 JAPAN WAS NUMBER TWO. DESPITE BEING HOME TO A GIANT, 22 00:00:57,744 --> 00:01:02,115 RADIOACTIVE LIZARD. GERMANY WAS THIRD. 23 00:01:02,115 --> 00:01:03,349 SWITZERLAND AND AUSTRALIA ROUND OUT THE TOP FIVE. 24 00:01:03,349 --> 00:01:07,186 AND THEN IT'S US. WE ACTUALLY MOVED UP A SPOT FROM 25 00:01:07,186 --> 00:01:08,755 NUMBER SEVEN LAST YEAR. KRCH 26 00:01:08,755 --> 00:01:09,722 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 27 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:12,458 SO THAT'S GOOD. IF TRUMP HAD WON, HE'D HAVE MADE 28 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:13,593 AMERICA EIGHT AGAIN. 29 00:01:13,593 --> 00:01:16,796 [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:01:16,796 --> 00:01:17,330 [ APPLAUSE ] 31 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:18,831 SO ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NEIGHBORS UP NORTH, AND 32 00:01:18,831 --> 00:01:20,333 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS NUMBER 33 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:25,038 SIX THING. WOULD MIKE LINDELL, MR. MYPILLOW, LIVE ANY PLACE 34 00:01:25,038 --> 00:01:28,074 OTHER THAN NUMBER ONE? I DON'T THINK SO. 35 00:01:28,074 --> 00:01:32,578 MIKE LINDELL IS LAUNCHING A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR 36 00:01:32,578 --> 00:01:37,050 LIKE‐MINDED INDIVIDUALS CALLED 37 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:43,723 FRANKSPEECH.COM. AND I TELL YOU, IT SOUNDS LIKE 38 00:01:43,723 --> 00:01:45,525 IT'S GOING TO BE THE PLACE TO BE. 39 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:49,695 >> WELCOME TO FRANKSPEECH.COM. THIS IS GOING TO BE A PLATFORM 40 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:52,231 LIKE NO OTHER. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A 41 00:01:52,231 --> 00:01:54,300 YOUTUBE/TWITTER COMBINATION. BEEN WORKING ON IT FOUR YEARS. 42 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,870 I HAVE SPENT OVER THE LAST FOUR WEEKS NLTSS ARE, I'VE SPENT 43 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:01,207 MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MAKING IT THE MOST SECURE. 44 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:04,710 WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE CAPACITY. 45 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,547 YOUR INPUT, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE THE MOST SECURE. 46 00:02:07,547 --> 00:02:09,282 WE'RE GOING TO BE ATTACKED. 47 00:02:09,282 --> 00:02:13,653 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, COME GET LOST IN A WORLD OF PARANOIA AND 48 00:02:13,653 --> 00:02:15,354 MOUSTACHE WAX. 49 00:02:15,354 --> 00:02:15,688 [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:18,958 WHY DO I GET THE FEELING MIKE LINDELL IS GOING TO BE LIVING IN 51 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:19,792 A HOTEL SOON? 52 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,694 >> LOOK AT OUR MISSION STATEMENT. 53 00:02:21,694 --> 00:02:24,964 WE WENT BACK AND COMBINE ‐‐ WE FELT FROM OUR FOUNDING FATHERS 54 00:02:24,964 --> 00:02:29,469 AND THE SUPREME COURT AND STUFF WHAT DEFINES FREE SPEECH. 55 00:02:29,469 --> 00:02:34,073 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE ON 56 00:02:34,073 --> 00:02:35,608 THERE, THERE WILL BE A GOOD REPORTING SYSTEM. 57 00:02:35,608 --> 00:02:39,479 BUT YOU DON'T GET TO USE THE FOUR SWEAR WORDS. 58 00:02:39,479 --> 00:02:46,819 THE C‐WORD, N‐WORD, F‐WORD, OR GOD'S NAME IN VAIN. 59 00:02:46,819 --> 00:02:48,187 >> Jimmy: GREAT! THAT MEANS KIDS CAN WATCH YOU 60 00:02:48,187 --> 00:02:49,422 HAVE A FULL MENTAL COLLAPSE TOO! WHICH "C WORD" DO YOU THINK HE'S 61 00:02:49,422 --> 00:02:51,290 TALKING ABOUT? CIABATTA? THE PILLOW MAN HAS A LOT GOING 62 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:53,292 ON. HE'S ALSO LAUNCHING WHAT HE BELIEVES WILL BE "A RIVAL TO 63 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:59,665 AMAZON." CALLED "MY STORE." I SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON 64 00:02:59,665 --> 00:03:04,437 GOING THROUGH THIS. AND THERE ARE SOME DELIGHTFUL 65 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:06,105 ITEMS FOR SALE AT MYSTORE. PEANUT BRITTLE, NATURALLY. 66 00:03:06,105 --> 00:03:11,210 "FREEDOM FLAGS." WHICH ARE 48% MORE PATRIOTIC 67 00:03:11,210 --> 00:03:11,644 THAN REGULAR FLAGS. 68 00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:12,745 [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:14,013 THERE'S A SERIES OF CHILDREN'S BOOKS CALLED "DONALD THE 70 00:03:14,013 --> 00:03:17,750 CAVEMAN." FEATURING A NEANDERTHAL DONALD TRUMP BEATING AN ELDERLY 71 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,352 DINOSAUR WITH THE CONSTITUTION. 72 00:03:19,352 --> 00:03:23,122 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:23,122 --> 00:03:24,590 AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. 74 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:27,059 THERE'S A BUNCH OF PRODUCTS THAT SOUND LIKE WE MADE THEM UP. 75 00:03:27,059 --> 00:03:28,828 WE DIDN'T. "WOOF PURRFECT," PET STAIN 76 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:30,329 REMOVER. "BLEED STOP," STOPS BLEEDING IN 77 00:03:30,329 --> 00:03:31,597 SECONDS. 78 00:03:31,597 --> 00:03:34,066 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:34,066 --> 00:03:37,570 "MY FOOTSIE," A $45 SLEEPING BAG FOR YOUR FEET. 80 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:37,903 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:03:37,903 --> 00:03:42,842 AND FOR ONLY $39.99, YOU CAN HAVE A LIFE‐SIZE CARDBOARD 82 00:03:42,842 --> 00:03:44,577 CUTOUT OF MIKE LINDELL. LURKING MENACINGLY IN YOUR HOME! 83 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:45,478 WHO WOULD BUY THIS? 84 00:03:45,478 --> 00:03:46,712 [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:03:46,712 --> 00:03:49,348 I MEAN, BESIDES ME? WHO WOULD BUY THIS? 86 00:03:49,348 --> 00:03:49,815 [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:53,085 THE ONLY PERSON CRAZY ENOUGH TO PAY $40 FOR A LIFE‐SIZE 88 00:03:53,085 --> 00:03:57,490 MIKE LINDELL, IS MIKE LINDELL. WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? 89 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:58,991 WHY IS HE STARTING THESE WEBSITES? 90 00:03:58,991 --> 00:04:00,493 YOU'RE A FORMER CRACK ADDICT WHO MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SELLING 91 00:04:00,493 --> 00:04:05,498 PILLOWS. SELL PILLOWS! WHY ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 92 00:04:05,498 --> 00:04:06,632 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE TEETH! 93 00:04:06,632 --> 00:04:08,134 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:04:08,134 --> 00:04:13,739 MEANWHILE, JEFF BEZOS, YOU COULD POSSIBLY SAY THE SAME THING 95 00:04:13,739 --> 00:04:15,474 JEFF BEZOS. HE HAS MANY UNUSUAL SIDE 96 00:04:15,474 --> 00:04:17,510 PROJECTS, INCLUDING THIS. HIS AEROSPACE COMPANY, BLUE 97 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:20,012 ORIGIN, JUST LANDED A MULTI‐MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT 98 00:04:20,012 --> 00:04:23,783 WITH THE PENTAGON TO BUILD A NUCLEAR‐POWERED SPACESHIP. 99 00:04:23,783 --> 00:04:29,722 WHICH ISN'T THAT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FIRST HALF OF 100 00:04:29,722 --> 00:04:30,690 "WALL‐E"? 101 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:31,857 [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:34,860 IT IS. A SUPERSTORE NAMED "BUY N LARGE" 103 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:38,564 BUILDS A GIANT SPACECRAFT TO EVACUATE HUMANITY WHILE THE 104 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:40,600 EARTH IS ABANDONED UNDER MASSIVE PILES OF CARDBOARD BOXES. 105 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,335 AND NOW IT'S REAL. A BILLIONAIRE IS BUILDING A 106 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:45,805 NUCLEAR‐POWERED SPACESHIP. THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHING YOU WANT 107 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:46,939 TO LOOK INTO, 007. 108 00:04:46,939 --> 00:04:47,707 [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:49,976 I GUESS HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT WHEN WE FLEE TO MARS WE'LL 110 00:04:49,976 --> 00:04:51,911 STILL BE ABLE TO GET TWO‐DAY SHIPPING. 111 00:04:51,911 --> 00:04:52,578 [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:04:52,578 --> 00:04:57,149 HERE'S ANOTHER UNSETTLING TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT. 113 00:04:57,149 --> 00:04:59,418 FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS THE NYPD HAS BEEN USING WHAT THEY CALL A 114 00:04:59,418 --> 00:05:03,389 "DIGIDOG." WHICH IS A ROBOTIC POLICE DOG 115 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:06,359 THEY CAN SEND INTO DANGEROUS SITUATIONS TO FREAK EVERYONE 116 00:05:06,359 --> 00:05:16,302 OUT. 117 00:05:16,302 --> 00:05:19,005 >> I NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 118 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:26,512 DO YOU SEE THIS? THAT'S R2D2, Y'ALL. 119 00:05:26,512 --> 00:05:26,845 [ LAUGHTER ] 120 00:05:26,845 --> 00:05:30,750 >> Jimmy: YES, I ALWAYS KNEW R2 WAS A NARC. 121 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,151 SLOWLY BUT SURELY WE ARE SEEING MORE AND MORE ROBOTS ON THE 122 00:05:32,151 --> 00:05:33,119 STREET. ONE OF OUR WRITERS WAS WALKING 123 00:05:33,119 --> 00:05:37,523 HIS DOG IN WEST HOLLYWOOD THE OTHER NIGHT AND RAN INTO THIS. 124 00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:40,059 OKAY, THERE'S HIS DOG. AND THIS IS A FOOD DELIVERY 125 00:05:40,059 --> 00:05:47,400 ROBOT. 126 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,336 >> YEAH, YOU TELL HIM, TELL THAT ROBOT! 127 00:05:50,336 --> 00:05:53,072 >> Jimmy: REAL DOGS DON'T TRUST ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE 128 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:53,673 FIRST ONES THEY'LL REPLACE. 129 00:05:53,673 --> 00:05:54,974 [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:05:54,974 --> 00:05:55,975 I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. 131 00:05:55,975 --> 00:05:58,010 ISN'T THIS SOMETHING WE SHOULD HAVE VOTED ON? 132 00:05:58,010 --> 00:06:03,182 THEY AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF SOME KIND. 133 00:06:03,182 --> 00:06:09,655 "ROBOCOP IS REAL NOW, AND OPTIMUS PRIME DELIVERS CHIPOTLE." 134 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:12,158 BUT I GUESS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GENERALLY WELCOMING TO ROBOTS 135 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:14,960 IN EVERYDAY LIFE, BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF VIDEOS ON 136 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:20,733 SOCIAL MEDIA OF HUMAN BEINGS HELPING THEM OUT. 137 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:25,237 ♪ 138 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:31,077 ♪ 139 00:06:31,077 --> 00:06:34,547 >> I GOTCHA, BUDDY. GET OUT OF HERE. 140 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:39,452 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 141 00:06:39,452 --> 00:06:43,956 YOU'RE WELCOME. 142 00:06:43,956 --> 00:06:49,328 >> THERE. BE FREE. GO. GREAT. YAY! 143 00:06:49,328 --> 00:06:51,630 >> I GOT YOU, HOMIE, I GOT YOU. COOL, BE FREE. 144 00:06:51,630 --> 00:07:00,706 >> THANK YOU. 145 00:07:01,841 --> 00:07:09,382 ♪ 146 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:09,715 >> THANK YOU. 147 00:07:09,715 --> 00:07:16,822 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. I JUST HELPED A ROBOT. 148 00:07:16,822 --> 00:07:17,156 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:07:17,156 --> 00:07:21,394 >> THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. YOU CAN SEE NOW. 150 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:28,734 OH, THAT'S SO CUTE. WHY'S IT DOING THAT? 151 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:29,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:29,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 153 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:32,238 >> Jimmy: I GUESS THERE'S BUGS THAT NEED TO BE WORKED OUT. 154 00:07:32,238 --> 00:07:34,607 SO STRANGE. UBER IS STILL USING HUMANS. 155 00:07:34,607 --> 00:07:38,611 FOR NOW. THE CEO OF UBER SAYS IF MARIJUANA GETS LEGALIZED ON THE 156 00:07:38,611 --> 00:07:42,114 FEDERAL LEVEL, THEY MAY START HAVING THEIR DRIVERS DELIVER IT. 157 00:07:42,114 --> 00:07:47,686 THAT'S SURPRISING. BASED ON THE SMELL OF EVERY UBER 158 00:07:47,686 --> 00:07:48,154 I'VE EVER BEEN IN ‐‐ 159 00:07:48,154 --> 00:07:50,389 [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:51,824 I ASSUMED THEY WERE ALREADY DELIVERING WEED. 161 00:07:51,824 --> 00:07:53,826 BUT ITS A SMART MOVE. ORDER UBER WEED. 162 00:07:53,826 --> 00:07:55,694 40 MINUTES LATER, YOU ORDER UBER EATS. 163 00:07:55,694 --> 00:07:56,962 [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:07:56,962 --> 00:08:01,033 MAYBE YOU SAW THIS ON MY INSTAGRAM. BUT I GOT THE VACCINE. 165 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:05,538 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 166 00:08:05,538 --> 00:08:06,906 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMMENTING ON HOW MUSCULAR MY 167 00:08:06,906 --> 00:08:11,444 ARM IS. AND THEY'RE RIGHT. I AGREE. IT IS VERY MUSCULAR. 168 00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:13,512 [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:08:13,512 --> 00:08:16,749 I FEEL FINE. I ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD. 170 00:08:16,749 --> 00:08:17,950 [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:23,656 DON'T LAUGH THAT HARD. I POSTED THAT AND A SURPRISING 172 00:08:23,656 --> 00:08:25,291 NUMBER OF PEOPLE BELIEVED IT WAS MY ACTUAL ARM. 173 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:25,891 AND I DIDN'T CORRECT ANYBODY. 174 00:08:25,891 --> 00:08:27,993 [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:08:27,993 --> 00:08:29,261 I FEEL GOOD. I FELT LIKE THE END OF 176 00:08:29,261 --> 00:08:33,833 "SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION." YOU KNOW? I'M COURSING WITH ANTIBODIES 177 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:36,135 RIGHT NOW! THE CDC AND FDA THIS MORNING 178 00:08:36,135 --> 00:08:40,306 RECOMMENDED PUTTING A "PAUSE" ON THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE. 179 00:08:40,306 --> 00:08:41,640 THAT'S THE ONE YOU GET IN ONE SHOT. 180 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,609 AFTER SIX WOMEN WHO GOT THE SHOT DEVELOPED A "RARE AND SEVERE" 181 00:08:43,609 --> 00:08:47,112 BLOOD CLOT. I BLAME THE SECOND JOHNSON. 182 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,148 HE NEVER GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. 183 00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:49,481 [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:08:49,481 --> 00:08:51,116 DID YOU KNOW THAT? AND NOW THE WHITE HOUSE IS 185 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:54,854 SCRAMBLING TO RESTORE CONFIDENCE IN VACCINES. 186 00:08:54,854 --> 00:08:56,589 PUBLIC TRUST IS ALREADY A MAJOR OBSTACLE TO ACHIEVING HERD 187 00:08:56,589 --> 00:09:00,392 IMMUNITY. SO WHAT DOES THIS SETBACK MEAN? 188 00:09:00,392 --> 00:09:07,466 FOR THE ANSWER, IT'S TIME TO "ASK DR. JIM!" 189 00:09:07,466 --> 00:09:12,238 ♪ 190 00:09:12,238 --> 00:09:12,671 >> HI, I'M DR. JIM. 191 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:13,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:09:13,772 --> 00:09:16,275 TODAY'S QUESTION COMES FROM FACEBOOK. 193 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:18,043 "DEAR DR. JIM, MY SISTER SAYS VACCINES ARE DANGEROUS, AND YOU 194 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:24,583 CAN'T TRUST SCIENTISTS OR DENTISTS." DOESN'T THIS PROVE IT? 195 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:25,351 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN. NOT THAT ONE. 196 00:09:25,351 --> 00:09:26,519 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:28,754 WELL MILLIE BOBBY, ACTUALLY, NO. IT DOESN'T. 198 00:09:28,754 --> 00:09:33,792 FIRST OF ALL, OUT OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE WHO RECEIVED THE J&J 199 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,361 SHOT, ONLY SIX PEOPLE HAD THE SIDE EFFECT. 200 00:09:35,361 --> 00:09:43,002 THAT MEANS THE ODDS ARE LESS THAN 1 IN 1 MILLION. 201 00:09:43,002 --> 00:09:44,169 .0000009, THAT'S MORE ZEROES THAN THERE ARE IN THE TRUMP 202 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:44,770 FAMILY! 203 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:45,237 [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:09:45,237 --> 00:09:48,374 NEXT QUESTION. HERE WE GO. "BUT I THOUGHT THEY SAID THE 205 00:09:48,374 --> 00:09:51,744 VACCINE WAS SAFE? WHY IS THIS ONLY COMING UP NOW? 206 00:09:51,744 --> 00:09:52,678 LOVE, MC HAMMER. NOT THAT ONE. 207 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:53,479 [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:56,749 WELL MC, I'LL TELL YOU WHY. THEY TESTED THESE DRUGS USING 209 00:09:56,749 --> 00:10:00,619 SOMETHING CALLED A "DOUBLE‐BLIND CLINICAL TRIAL." 210 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:03,422 WHERE THEY TAKE A GROUP OF PEOPLE, THEY GIVE THEM THE 211 00:10:03,422 --> 00:10:05,658 VACCINE, THEY COMPARE THEM TO GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T, WHO 212 00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:08,460 GOT A PLACEBO. 20,000 PEOPLE GOT THE VACCINE IN 213 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:15,701 THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON TRIAL. BUT THIS SIDE EFFECT IS SO RARE, 214 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,970 IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN 1 MILLION DOSES, THAT'S WHY THEY 215 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:22,808 DIDN'T CATCH IT WITH THE 20,000. BUT NOW 7 MILLION GOT THE 216 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:27,713 VACCINE, ONLY 6 PEOPLE REPORTED SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS, WHICH THEY 217 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:30,082 IMMEDIATELY IDENTIFIED. THAT'S HOW CLOSELY THEY ARE 218 00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:33,218 MONITORING THIS, AND THAT SHOULD BE VERY REASSURING. 219 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,421 BECAUSE 6 OUT OF 7 MILLION MEANS GETTING THE VACCINE IS 220 00:10:35,421 --> 00:10:37,056 SAFER THAN NOT GETTING IT. GOT IT? THEN GET IT. 221 00:10:37,056 --> 00:10:38,257 THAT WAS "ASK DR. JIM!" 222 00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:41,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 223 00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:44,711 >> Jimmy: HI, REGULAR JIM IS BACK. 224 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:48,348 [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,250 I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF COVID. 226 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,953 AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT. IT'S BEEN A LONG 13 MONTHS. 227 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,621 BUT WE'VE COME SO FAR. AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO 228 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,523 LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK. 229 00:10:56,523 --> 00:11:01,795 IT'S TIME FOR "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." 230 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:06,333 >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, IT'S MID‐APRIL 2020. 231 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:10,837 AND AMERICANS ARE SO OVER COVID‐19. 232 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:15,075 >> YOU CAN'T BUY PAINT, YOU CAN'T BUY LAWN FERTILIZER OR 233 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:15,609 GRASS SEED, COME ON. 234 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,613 >> YEAH, COME ON! LUCKILY, TRUMP IS REOPENING 235 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:19,946 AMERICA. 236 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:23,817 >> THE DATA SUGGESTS THAT NATIONWIDE, WE HAVE PASSED THE 237 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:28,221 PEAK ON NEW CASES. OUR COUNTRY HAS TO GET OPEN. 238 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,024 AND IT WILL GET OPEN. WE HAVE TO GET OUR COUNTRY OPEN, 239 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,357 JEFF. 240 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,528 >> SAY, SIR WHAT METRICS YOU WILL USE TO MAKE THAT DECISION? 241 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,797 >> THE METRICS RIGHT HERE. 242 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,130 [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,633 >> WELL, THERE'S CERTAINLY ROOM FOR THOSE UP THERE. 244 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,936 BUT NOT EARN TRUSTS THE PLAN, LIKE DR. GROUCHY. 245 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,739 >> I THINK THAT'S A BIT OVERLY OPTIMISTIC. 246 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:50,310 >> AND THE DEMON‐CRAT STATE GOVERNORS. 247 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,578 >> FOLKS, THAT WOULD KILL PEOPLE. 248 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,346 >> NOW FOR A COUNTERPOINT. 249 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,450 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? STAYING AT HOME LEADS TO DEATH 250 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:56,815 ALSO. 251 00:11:56,815 --> 00:12:01,188 >> YES, LIKE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY DRINK BLEACH. 252 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:06,293 LUCKILY, TRUMP CAN CIRCUMVENT THESE NAYSAYERS WITH SOMETHING 253 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:10,063 CALLED TWITTER, A GIZMO THAT CAN SPREAD TWITTERBUGS TO HIS 254 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,766 SUPPORTERS, WHO EAT THEM RIGHT UP. 255 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,101 >> FIRE FAUCI, FIRE FAUCI! 256 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,704 >> LOOK AT THESE SMILING FACES. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP. 257 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:23,410 AND YOUR AMAZING METRIC SYSTEM. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 258 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:23,777 COVID HISTORY." 259 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,612 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 260 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,615 >> Jimmy: WOW. NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGET. 261 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:32,595 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM "BIG SKY" ON ABC, 262 00:12:32,595 --> 00:12:38,468 KATHERYN WINNICK IS WITH US. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE. 263 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,658 BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN STAMOS, SO STICK AROUND! 264 00:12:45,961 --> 00:12:46,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 265 00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:47,974 ♪ 266 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:51,027 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM "BIG SKY" HERE ON 267 00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:52,309 ABC, KATHERYN WINNICK IS WITH US. 268 00:12:52,309 --> 00:13:00,651 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 269 00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:01,919 THEN LATER FROM THE U. K. MAKING THEIR U. S. TV DEBUT THEIR ALBUM 270 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,220 "LIFE'S A BEACH" COMES OUT JUNE 4th. MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE. 271 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 272 00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,957 TOMORROW NIGHT TERRY CREWS AND CORINNE FOXX WILL JOIN US. 273 00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:09,960 WITH MUSIC FROM GRETA VAN FLEET. AND ON THURSDAY, 274 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,729 ANDERSON COOPER, EMILY VANCAMP, AND MUSIC FROM ZOE WEECE. 275 00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:14,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 276 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:18,435 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A FULL‐TIME ACTOR, PART‐TIME BEACH BOY, AND 277 00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:21,405 JUST THIS WEEK WAS NAMED "MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE ON ZOOM" BY 278 00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:23,874 MACWORLD MAGAZINE. HE COACHES AN ALL‐GIRL 279 00:13:23,874 --> 00:13:27,044 BASKETBALL TEAM IN A NEW SHOW FROM DAVID E. KELLEY CALLED "BIG 280 00:13:27,044 --> 00:13:27,878 SHOT." IT PREMIERES FRIDAY ON DISNEY 281 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:34,618 PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME JOHN STAMOS. 282 00:13:34,618 --> 00:13:36,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 283 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,054 HELLO, JOHN. 284 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,823 >> JIMMY, HOW'S IT GOING? 285 00:13:39,823 --> 00:13:40,724 >> Jimmy: HEY, PAL. 286 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,826 >> NICE TO SEE YOU, I MISS YOU. 287 00:13:42,826 --> 00:13:45,395 >> Jimmy: YOUR ROOM LOOKS COOL, WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE? 288 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:47,064 WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 289 00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:48,632 >> THIS IS MY BATHROOM. 290 00:13:48,632 --> 00:13:49,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:52,135 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT SINATRA BEHIND YOU, YOU'VE GOT THE 292 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,438 BEATLES BEHIND YOU, YOU'VE GOT GUITARS. 293 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:55,639 ARE THOSE SPECIAL GUITARS THAT 294 00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:59,376 >> NO, NO. BY SOMEBODY? THOSE ARE "FULL HOUSE" GUITARS. 295 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:02,880 >> Jimmy: THEY ARE, "FULL HOUSE" GUITARS, THEN THEY ARE SPECIAL 296 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,614 GUITARS, AREN'T THEY? 297 00:14:03,614 --> 00:14:06,216 >> YES, THEY ARE. MAY I SAY SOMETHING, PLEASE? 298 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:06,617 >> Jimmy: YES. 299 00:14:06,617 --> 00:14:11,722 >> YOU'RE IN THE GREATEST ZONE I'VE EVER SEEN YOU RIGHT NOW. 300 00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:13,323 YOU STARTED OUT GREAT. YOU'RE SUPER FUNNY. 301 00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:16,593 THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE YEARS, YOU BECAME A HERO, A ROCK STAR FOR 302 00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:18,795 YOUR SON. AND THEN I THINK YOU HELPED 303 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:22,032 BIDEN GET IN. YOU HAD ALL THAT WEIGHT. 304 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:24,501 NOW YOU'RE JUST SUPER FUNNY WITH ALL THAT UNDER YOU. 305 00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,803 I JUST THINK YOU'RE THE BEST RIGHT NOW. 306 00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:27,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 307 00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:31,808 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE VERY NICE TO SAY IT. 308 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:34,044 SADLY, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO ISOLATE THAT, IT'S 309 00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,279 GOING TO BE ALL OVER FOX NEWS TOMORROW. 310 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:37,814 [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,383 >> LET THEM, I DON'T CARE. 312 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,051 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 313 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:45,789 IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. YES, BY THE WAY, YOU DO LOOK 314 00:14:45,789 --> 00:14:48,625 HANDSOME, I SEE YOU FIXING YOUR AIR. 315 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:48,959 [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,662 NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU EVER WERE. 317 00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:57,568 HOW'S THE BABY? EASE N HE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 318 00:14:57,568 --> 00:14:59,970 >> JUST TURNED 3 LAST WEEK. YOUR BILLY IS? 319 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,238 >> Jimmy: HE WILL BE 4 IN A WEEK. 320 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,574 >> HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM FROM NOT DIEING? 321 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:03,941 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:06,910 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY THE TRICK. 323 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,011 >> YES, IT'S CRAZY. 324 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:10,514 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MOST OF THE JOB IS KEEPING THEM FROM ‐‐ WHY, IS 325 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:11,381 BILLY A DAREDEVIL? 326 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:14,318 >> HE'S A LITTLE ‐‐ YEAH, HE'S A DAREDEVIL. 327 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:18,055 HE LIKES TO DO BITS AND STUNTS. HE LIKES TO BASH INTO WALLS. 328 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:22,626 HEY, DAD, LOOK AT THIS! I PLAY, I'M JUST A DAD, NOT 329 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,895 PAYING ATTENTION, PUSHING HIM ON THE SWING. 330 00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:29,833 HE KICKS ME IN THE BUTT. THEN HEY, DAD, LOOK AT THIS BIT! 331 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:33,503 EVERYTHING'S A BIT. DAD, I'VE GOT TO PEE! IT'S A BIT. 332 00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:37,107 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SAMED BY MY BILLY, WHO CHASED HIS 333 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,377 GRANDMOTHER AROUND WITH HIS PENIS LAST WEEKEND. 334 00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:40,710 [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,179 >> LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON, I GUESS. 336 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:43,880 >> Jimmy: WE'RE HOPING HE GETS OVER THAT BEFORE ADULTHOOD. 337 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,317 >> QUE. YEAH. 338 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:50,387 >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY SENT US A PHOTOGRAPH OF BILLY. 339 00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:56,159 THIS IS BILLY ‐‐ THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST‐LOOKING KIDS I'VE EVER 340 00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:56,492 SEEN. 341 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:57,995 >> HE LEARNED TO READ VERY EARLY. 342 00:15:57,995 --> 00:16:00,330 >> Jimmy: IS HE A YEAR OLD? 343 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:00,897 >> YES. 344 00:16:00,897 --> 00:16:04,434 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU FROM AROUND THE SAME AGE. 345 00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,870 I NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD SEE AN UNATTRACTIVE PHOTO OF YOU. 346 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:09,139 [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,876 >> I WASN'T A GOOD‐LOOKING BABY AT ALL. 348 00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:15,345 MY MOM USED TO TELL THE STORY I WAS A REALLY UGLY BABY, SHE HAD 349 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:19,416 TO PUT A BLANKET OVER THE BAB NET, THE NEIGHBORS WOULDN'T LOOK 350 00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,450 AT ME. 351 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:20,784 [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:24,888 >> Jimmy: WELL, I FEEL LIKE WHAT, YOU HAD SIX MONTHS OF 353 00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:25,422 UGLY, THEN THE REST, WOW. 354 00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:29,159 [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,294 PUT THAT PICTURE BACK UP FOR A ECOND. 356 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:35,198 YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE BUDDY HACKETT. 357 00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:35,565 [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:39,569 >> YEAH, WEIRD, HUH? I THINK ‐‐ WELL, YOU KNOW. 359 00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:40,537 IT ALL WORKED OUT. 360 00:16:40,537 --> 00:16:42,572 >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE LOCKDOWN FOR YOUR FAMILY? 361 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:45,208 >> WELL, IT WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW. IT WAS TOUGH. 362 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:49,279 I MEAN, IT WAS ‐‐ THE SILVER LINING WAS HAVING SO MUCH TIME 363 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,580 WITH MY SON. ALTHOUGH WE GOT ‐‐ YEAH. 364 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:53,784 YOU KNOW, I JUST MADE SURE IT WAS JUST THE THREE OF US, NOBODY 365 00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:57,320 CAME IN, NOBODY CAME OUT. WE WERE SORT OF. 366 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,155 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? THAT'S INTERESTING. 367 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,857 YOU SAID WHAT? REPEAT THAT TO ME AGAIN. 368 00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:05,462 I THINK I MUST HAVE MISHEARD WHAT YOU SAID. IT WAS JUST THE ‐‐ 369 00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:07,097 >> I STAYED HOME ‐‐ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:17:07,097 --> 00:17:09,733 I STAYED HOME, IT WAS ME AND MY WIFE AND MY SON, THAT'S IT. 371 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,002 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE GUESTS, DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER? 372 00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:14,571 >> NO, NO. DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER? 373 00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:16,306 >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS OVER. 374 00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:20,777 BUT I DO ‐‐ I ACTUALLY ‐‐ GUILLERMO POSTED SOMETHING ON 375 00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:23,547 HIS INSTAGRAM. GUILLERMO, YOU POSTED THIS ON 376 00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:24,214 YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. 377 00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:25,348 >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY, YES. 378 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,850 >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 379 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:30,320 >> Guillermo: I POST SO MANY THINGS. 380 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:30,653 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:31,722 >> Jimmy: YOU POST SO MANY THINGS. 382 00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:32,622 >> Guillermo: I'M NOT SURE. 383 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:34,024 >> WHAT DID YOU POST? 384 00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:36,259 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE THINGS GUILLERMO POSTED, I GUESS YOU 385 00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:39,196 HAVEN'T SEEN IT WHY DON'T WE RUN THAT. 386 00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:40,630 >> HI, GUILLERMO. 387 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:41,965 >> HI, JOHN, I'M HERE. 388 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,066 >> I LIKE THAT MASK. 389 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:43,399 >> YEAH. 390 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:50,540 >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S A LOT OF SUITCASES. 391 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:55,245 HOW LONG ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING? HERE, I'LL HELP YOU. 392 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:55,812 >> MAYBE SIX, SEVEN MONTHS? 393 00:17:55,812 --> 00:18:00,083 >> THAT'S A LONG TIME. OKAY. 394 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:00,448 ♪ 395 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,918 ♪ 396 00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:06,690 >> WHOO‐HOO! 397 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:07,055 ♪ 398 00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:13,730 ♪ 399 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,532 >> THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER! 400 00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:15,865 >> WHOO‐HOO! 401 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:18,969 >> YAY! 402 00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:19,334 ♪ 403 00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:24,841 ♪ 404 00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:25,275 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP. 405 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,812 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP. 406 00:18:28,812 --> 00:18:29,177 ♪ 407 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:35,519 ♪ 408 00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:35,986 >> THAT WASN'T GOOD. 409 00:18:35,986 --> 00:18:38,255 >> TERRIBLE. 410 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:40,857 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE, SHIRTS OR SKINS? 411 00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:41,258 >> I'LL BE SKINS. 412 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:47,764 >> OKAY. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD. DO YOU HAVE TO BE SKINS? 413 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:53,170 [ LAUGHTER ] 414 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,905 >> LOOSE, THEN IT GOES LIKE THAT. 415 00:18:54,905 --> 00:18:55,272 >> OH MY GOD! 416 00:18:55,272 --> 00:19:01,578 >> THAT'S GOOD. YEAH! 417 00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:04,514 >> TOILET PAPER FIGHT! 418 00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:04,879 ♪ 419 00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:08,752 ♪ 420 00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:11,588 >> THERE'S NOTHING SILLY ABOUT THIS GOOSE. 421 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:16,026 DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BE SILLY AROUND THIS GOOSE. SEE? 422 00:19:16,026 --> 00:19:17,093 >> I WANT PIZZA. 423 00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:17,426 >> PIZZA? 424 00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:21,531 >> YEAH, CHICKEN. 425 00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:21,896 ♪ 426 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:31,208 ♪ 427 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,810 >> NO, NO ‐‐ 428 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:40,016 ♪ 429 00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:41,151 [ LAUGHTER ] 430 00:19:41,151 --> 00:19:45,922 >> MM! 431 00:19:45,922 --> 00:19:46,287 ♪ 432 00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:52,362 ♪ 433 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:57,701 >> HA! COME BACK! I'M KIDDING, COME HERE. 434 00:19:57,701 --> 00:20:00,570 GET YOUR SHIRT. AHH! 435 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:00,935 ♪ 436 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:07,544 ♪ 437 00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:11,514 >> I WISH THIS WOULD NEVER END. 438 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:11,879 ♪ 439 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:15,252 ♪ 440 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:18,555 >> HA HA! YEAH YOU'RE ON MY BALLS. 441 00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:18,920 ♪ 442 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:26,963 ♪ 443 00:20:26,963 --> 00:20:29,532 >> THANK YOU, JOHN STAMOS, FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 444 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,067 >> YOU GOT IT, PAL. 445 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:37,908 >> LEAN RIGHT! AHH! DOWN, GO DOWN. AHH! 446 00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:40,477 KICK, KICK YOUR FEET. ATTABOY, KICK. CHEERS! 447 00:20:40,477 --> 00:20:43,280 >> TO THE PANDEMIC! 448 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,644 ♪ 449 00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:46,216 ♪ 450 00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:46,616 >> THIS IS NICE. 451 00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:49,586 >> YEAH. 452 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:50,086 >> SUCKS TO BE AT HOME. 453 00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:53,356 >> YEAH. 454 00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:53,721 ♪ 455 00:20:53,721 --> 00:21:00,430 ♪ 456 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,032 >> DON'T TELL ANYONE WE DID THIS, OKAY? 457 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:05,168 >> OKAY. I PROMISE, I WON'T TELL NOBODY, 458 00:21:05,168 --> 00:21:08,004 JOHN STAMOS. 459 00:21:08,004 --> 00:21:08,371 >> I LOVE YOU. 460 00:21:08,371 --> 00:21:10,173 >> I LOVE YOU TOO. 461 00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:11,174 ♪ 462 00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:15,779 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 463 00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:21,518 >> Jimmy: I FEEL ‐‐ A LITTLE BIT LEFT OUT, I HAVE TO SAY. 464 00:21:21,518 --> 00:21:26,856 >> WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY GUILLERMO. 465 00:21:26,856 --> 00:21:27,624 >> Jimmy: I GUESS HE WAS ‐‐ 466 00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:30,360 >> HE WAS SO SWEET. WE HAD SUCH A GREAT SHOT. 467 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,362 GUILLERMO, I LOVE YOU, THAT WAS SO FUN, COME BACK AGAIN WHEN 468 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:32,829 THIS IS OVER. 469 00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:36,032 >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 470 00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:37,167 I DID FEEL A LITTLE JEALOUS WATCHING THAT. 471 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:37,500 [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,603 >> WELL. YOU'RE INVITED. 473 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,173 >> Jimmy: NO, I WASN'T INVITED, ACTUALLY. 474 00:21:43,173 --> 00:21:43,606 [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,543 JOHN, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM JOHN'S NEW SHOW 476 00:21:46,543 --> 00:21:49,713 "BIG SHOT" WHICH PREMIERES FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS. 477 00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:52,960 JOHN STAMOS IS WITH US! BE RIGHT BACK. 478 00:21:56,078 --> 00:22:04,037 >>> MY FATHER CALLED ME AN EMBARRASSMENT. AN EMBARRASSMENT. 479 00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:08,541 THOSE WORDS DROVE ME MORE THAN ANY OTHER WORDS TO NOT BE THAT. 480 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:14,914 BUT THE IRONY OF THOSE WORDS IS THAT THEY MADE ME LOSE MYSELF. 481 00:22:14,914 --> 00:22:22,055 I'D THROW TANTRUMS, CHAIRS. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AFTER 482 00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:26,359 EVERY GAME, I COULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I COULD SAY TO MYSELF 483 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,293 THAT I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO TRY TO WIN. 484 00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:32,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 485 00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:35,201 >> Jimmy: THAT IS JOHN STAMOS IN "BIG SHOT," THE NEW SHOW FROM 486 00:22:35,201 --> 00:22:36,803 DAVID E. KELLY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 487 00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:42,708 IF I HEARD ABOUT A SHOW WHERE A GUY GOES FROM COLLEGE TO COACH 488 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:46,212 AN ALL‐GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TEAM, I PROBABLY 489 00:22:46,212 --> 00:22:47,747 WOULDN'T WATCH IT. BUT THIS SHOW IS REALLY GOOD, 490 00:22:47,747 --> 00:22:51,150 AND YOU ARE REALLY GOOD IN IT. I MEAN, IT'S A REALLY GOOD SHOW. 491 00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:53,786 >> THANK YOU. I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. 492 00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:56,789 YOU KNOW, IT WAS ‐‐ I MEAN, THE IDEA OF THIS, WE STARTED THE 493 00:22:56,789 --> 00:23:00,126 SHOW TWO YEARS AGO. WE HAD NO IDEA THAT THIS MONTH 494 00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:04,330 WOULD BE THE TIME WHEN WOMEN'S SPORTS, WOMEN'S BASKETBALL, IS 495 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:10,703 IN THE HEADLINES, INEQUALITIES THAT WERE GOING ON, NCAA HAD TO 496 00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:12,505 APOLOGIZE. BUT THE PANDEMIC. YOU KNOW. 497 00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:15,475 WHO KNEW THAT WE REALLY WERE GOING TO NEED A SHOW LIKE THIS 498 00:23:15,475 --> 00:23:18,344 AT THIS TIME? AND THE REALITY OF A CHARACTER 499 00:23:18,344 --> 00:23:22,081 LIKE KORN GOING INTO THIS SITUATION, RELEASING HIS 500 00:23:22,081 --> 00:23:25,118 ASSUMPTIONS AND CONNECTING WITH THESE GIRLS, I REALLY THINK IT 501 00:23:25,118 --> 00:23:27,820 BREAKS DOWN STEREOTYPES. I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE ON THIS 502 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,721 ONE, YEAH. 503 00:23:28,721 --> 00:23:32,859 >> Jimmy: DAVID E. KELLY, BOY. THIS GUY HAS GOT LIKE 30 504 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:33,493 DIFFERENT SHOWS GOING AT ONCE. 505 00:23:33,493 --> 00:23:34,260 >> YES, YES. 506 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:37,296 >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, WRESTLE THE OTHER SHOWS FOR 507 00:23:37,296 --> 00:23:39,599 ATTENTION? HOW DOES IT WORK WITH HIM? 508 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:39,932 [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:23:39,932 --> 00:23:44,437 >> I EMAIL HIM. WE HAVE GREAT WRITERS, THIS 510 00:23:44,437 --> 00:23:48,241 BRILLIANT WRITER, DEAN LOWRY, WHO WRITES THE SHOW AS WELL. 511 00:23:48,241 --> 00:23:51,878 WHEN I GOT THE CALL, IT WAS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN OFFER ON 512 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:54,914 THIS DAVID E. KELLY SHOW. GREAT, AM I GOING TO PLAY A 513 00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:58,017 LAWYER? A CHARACTER ON "BIG LITTLE LIES"? 514 00:23:58,017 --> 00:24:01,254 THEY SAID, NO, IT'S ABOUT BASKETBALL. I WENT, OH NO. 515 00:24:01,254 --> 00:24:01,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:03,823 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU NOT A BASKETBALL GUY? 517 00:24:03,823 --> 00:24:06,826 >> GOD GAVE ME A LOT OF THINGS BUT ATHLETICISM WAS NOT ONE OF 518 00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:07,260 THEM. 519 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:07,593 [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:24:07,593 --> 00:24:07,994 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 521 00:24:07,994 --> 00:24:14,033 >> I WAS A BAND GEEK LIKE YOU. I DIDN'T PLAY CLARINET ‐‐ 522 00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:14,366 [ LAUGHTER ] 523 00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:14,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 524 00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:17,270 BUT I WAS A BAND GEEK, I'M STILL A BAND GEEK. 525 00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:19,005 I'M TERRIBLE AT SPORTS. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? 526 00:24:19,005 --> 00:24:22,475 I'VE BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE. "DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL, JOHN." 527 00:24:22,475 --> 00:24:25,778 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE A PICTURE OF JOHN IN THE HIGH SCHOOL BAND. 528 00:24:25,778 --> 00:24:26,279 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 529 00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:26,979 WHAT HIGH SCHOOL? 530 00:24:26,979 --> 00:24:28,147 >> JOHN F. KENNEDY. 531 00:24:28,147 --> 00:24:31,584 >> Jimmy: JOHN, I FEEL LIKE ‐‐ BY THE WAY, I FEEL LIKE DRUMMERS 532 00:24:31,584 --> 00:24:35,655 FROM HIGH SCHOOL BANDS, THEY MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS. 533 00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:40,259 THEY GET TO CLAIM THEY WERE BAND GEEKS BUT THE DRUMMERS AREN'T. 534 00:24:40,259 --> 00:24:42,328 THE DRUMMERS ARE ALMOST NORMAL, YOU KNOW? 535 00:24:42,328 --> 00:24:42,661 [ LAUGHTER ] 536 00:24:42,661 --> 00:24:45,965 LOOK AT THIS, FOR INSTANCE. THIS RIGHT HERE. 537 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:46,666 THAT'S A BAND GEEK RIGHT THERE. 538 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:51,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 539 00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:53,539 >> DO YOU STILL PLAY CLARINET? 540 00:24:53,539 --> 00:24:57,076 >> Jimmy: I DID, I PLAYED WITH MY DAUGHTER LAST NIGHT. 541 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:59,011 SHE WANTED TO PLAY. YEAH, I DON'T PLAY MUCH. 542 00:24:59,011 --> 00:25:01,280 BUT YEAH, I FOUND THAT IT DOESN'T REALLY ‐‐ NO ONE REALLY 543 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:01,613 LIKES IT. 544 00:25:01,613 --> 00:25:03,449 [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:25:03,449 --> 00:25:09,355 >> CLAIR NETS, NO. CLAV CLAV BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKED 546 00:25:09,355 --> 00:25:11,190 THE SHOW. YOU WATCHED IT? 547 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:11,791 >> Jimmy: I DID. 548 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:15,228 >> DID YOU BUY ME AS A COACH? BECAUSE I ‐‐. 549 00:25:15,228 --> 00:25:17,396 >> Jimmy: I DID BUY YOU AS A COACH. DID YOU STUDY? 550 00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:20,600 NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT BASKETBALL, ALTHOUGH YOU DO HAVE 551 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,268 A BEAUTIFUL FULL COURT IN YOUR HOME. 552 00:25:22,268 --> 00:25:24,870 >> RIGHT, IT'S GETTING RID OF THAT NOW. 553 00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:25,204 [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:26,439 >> Jimmy: WHO DID YOU STUDY? 555 00:25:26,439 --> 00:25:29,909 >> GUILLERMO WAS NAKED ON THAT COURT, BY THE WAY, YAW SAW THAT. 556 00:25:29,909 --> 00:25:33,179 >> Jimmy: PHYSICALLY I THINK RICK PITINO, I THINK PAT RILEY 557 00:25:33,179 --> 00:25:36,048 WHEN I SEE YOU. pWHO DID YOU MODEL YOUR COACHIN 558 00:25:36,048 --> 00:25:36,381 AFTER? 559 00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:38,584 >> I DID A DEEP DIVE ON BOBBY KNIGHT. 560 00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:41,387 I FOUND HIM REALLY FASCINATING. FUNNY TOO. 561 00:25:41,387 --> 00:25:43,856 MY CHARACTER THROWS A CHAIR, THAT'S HOW I GET KICKED OUT OF 562 00:25:43,856 --> 00:25:48,027 THE NCAA. I STUDY HIM. A FRIEND KNEW JERRY WEST, THE 563 00:25:48,027 --> 00:25:51,030 GREAT JERRY WEST. SHE SAID, TALK TO JERRY WEST. 564 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:53,199 I SAID, WHO'S JERRY WEST? 565 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:54,767 [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,769 YOU KNOW JERRY. A LAKER, THE LOGO. 567 00:25:56,769 --> 00:26:00,573 HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO INVITE ME DOWN, TO HANG OU. 568 00:26:00,573 --> 00:26:03,409 MR. WEST, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO THIS REHEARSAL ‐‐ STOP 569 00:26:03,409 --> 00:26:07,647 RIGHT THERE, SON, IT'S NOT REHEARSAL, IT'S CALLED PRACTICE. 570 00:26:07,647 --> 00:26:07,980 [ LAUGHTER ] 571 00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,815 THOSE AREN'T COSTUMES, THEY'RE UNIFORMS. 572 00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:15,154 THAT'S WHERE I HAD TO START. HE WAS SO SWEET. 573 00:26:15,154 --> 00:26:16,589 I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM HIM. 574 00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:18,090 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIDICULOUS, YOU WENT TO JERRY WEST. 575 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:24,030 YEAH, I WANT TO LEARN TO DUNK, I'M GOING TO TALK TO MICHAEL 576 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,531 JORDAN ABOUT IT. 577 00:26:25,531 --> 00:26:25,864 [ LAUGHTER ] 578 00:26:25,864 --> 00:26:28,734 IT'S WAY TOO HIGH ON THE FOOD CHAIN TO BOTHER JERRY WEST ABOUT 579 00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,099 THIS. 580 00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:31,470 >> HE HAD A GOOD TIME. HE THOUGHT I WAS RIDICULOUS BUT 581 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,373 WE HAD A GOOD DAY. I FIGURED IF I DIDN'T PULL OFF 582 00:26:34,373 --> 00:26:41,781 THE COACHING THING, THE SHOW WOULDN'T WORK SO I DUG IN. 583 00:26:41,781 --> 00:26:42,882 >> Jimmy: YOU PULLED OFF THE COACHING THING. 584 00:26:42,882 --> 00:26:45,351 I WAS A BASKETBALL COACH FOR KIDS ONCE ‐‐ 585 00:26:45,351 --> 00:26:46,752 >> WERE YOU? WOW. 586 00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:48,254 >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY BAD, ACTUALLY. 587 00:26:48,254 --> 00:26:50,756 >> THAT SCENE YOU SHOWED, ONE OF THE GREAT LOCKER ROOM SCENES. 588 00:26:50,756 --> 00:26:54,026 I STUDIED ALL OF THEM. DAVID WROTE THIS GREAT SCENE AND 589 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:57,296 INCLUDED MY FATHER. I TALKS ABOUT DOING YOUR BEST. 590 00:26:57,296 --> 00:27:00,499 AT THE END OF THE DAY, CAN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY, I 591 00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:03,569 DID MY BEST? YOU KNOW. I FOUND THAT SO POWERFUL. 592 00:27:03,569 --> 00:27:07,640 I'VE BECOME A FATHER. I HAVE A 16‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER, 593 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,309 SHE MOVED IN WITH ME, EPISODE 3, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE 594 00:27:10,309 --> 00:27:12,011 DAD, HOW TO BE COACH TO THESE GIRLS. 595 00:27:12,011 --> 00:27:15,414 IT'S A WONDERFUL SHOW, I'M SO PROUD OF IT SO FAR. 596 00:27:15,414 --> 00:27:16,982 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE ALSO WORKING ON A PODCAST. 597 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:21,320 THIS IS NOT THE TYPICAL PODCAST THAT WE MIGHT EXPECT. 598 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,722 FROM A WELL‐KNOWN ACTOR. 599 00:27:22,722 --> 00:27:26,425 >> WELL, EVERYBODY HAS A ‐‐ YOU THROW A STICK OUT, YOU'LL HIT 600 00:27:26,425 --> 00:27:28,461 SIX PEOPLE WITH A PODCAST. 601 00:27:28,461 --> 00:27:28,794 [ LAUGHTER ] 602 00:27:28,794 --> 00:27:31,364 THIS IS THE CRAZY STORY, I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT. 603 00:27:31,364 --> 00:27:35,234 25 YEARS AGO, DEAN TORRANCE, I MET DEAN TORRANCE THROUGH THE 604 00:27:35,234 --> 00:27:38,471 BEACH BOYS. HE HAD THE ‐‐ HE LOANED THIS 605 00:27:38,471 --> 00:27:43,242 GUY, BARRY KENAN, MONEY TO PULL OFF THIS KIDNAPPING SCHEME, 606 00:27:43,242 --> 00:27:45,077 KIDNAPPED FRANK SINATRA JR., DO YOU HAVE? 607 00:27:45,077 --> 00:27:47,913 >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE STORY FAIRLY WELL. 608 00:27:47,913 --> 00:27:49,749 IT IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST STORIES. 609 00:27:49,749 --> 00:27:50,116 >> CRAZY. 610 00:27:50,116 --> 00:27:50,516 >> Jimmy: EVER. 611 00:27:50,516 --> 00:27:53,085 >> AND IT NEVER REALLY WAS TOLD PROPERLY. 612 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:56,822 MAYBE THERE WAS ONE TV MOVIE. SINATRA STOPPED IT. 613 00:27:56,822 --> 00:27:59,425 SINATRA PUT A HIT ON THIS GUY. IT'S A FASCINATING STORY. 614 00:27:59,425 --> 00:28:01,060 I'VE KNOWN HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS. 615 00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,129 WE'RE DOING A TELEVISION PROJECT WITH HIM. 616 00:28:03,129 --> 00:28:06,365 BUT THE PODCAST SEEMED REALLY A SMART THING TO DO NOW. 617 00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:10,403 I SAT WITH HIM THREE OR FOUR DAYS, HE TOLD THE STORY FROM HIS 618 00:28:10,403 --> 00:28:10,770 POINT OF VIEW. 619 00:28:10,770 --> 00:28:12,738 >> Jimmy: YOU SAT WITH THE KIDNAPPER? 620 00:28:12,738 --> 00:28:16,575 FRANK SINATRA JR.'S KIDNAPPER? WHO BY THE WAY, THE IF THAT HE'S 621 00:28:16,575 --> 00:28:18,944 ALIVE IS AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE. 622 00:28:18,944 --> 00:28:21,514 >> COMPLETE, YEAH. HE TOLD ME THIS GREAT STORY. 623 00:28:21,514 --> 00:28:24,850 ONE OF THE LAST GUYS THAT TRIED TO SHOOT HIM WAS THIS OLDER GUY. 624 00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:27,286 IT WAS ALMOST LIKE CATO, TRYING TO GET HIM. 625 00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:30,656 SHOT HIM A FEW TIMES, IT WAS AN OLDER MAFIA GUY. 626 00:28:30,656 --> 00:28:34,693 HE HAD BARRY IN HIS SIGHTS. HIS COLOSTOMY BAG BROKE. 627 00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 628 00:28:35,027 --> 00:28:35,561 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 629 00:28:35,561 --> 00:28:37,530 >> YEAH, THAT'S HOW OLD THE GUY WAS. 630 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:42,468 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU GET WITH ELDERLY MAUVE YOES SEW. 631 00:28:42,468 --> 00:28:42,801 [ LAUGHTER ] 632 00:28:42,801 --> 00:28:43,903 >> FUNNY STORY. 633 00:28:43,903 --> 00:28:44,937 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS THIS GUY? 634 00:28:44,937 --> 00:28:47,239 >> 82, AND HE'S FASCINATING. 635 00:28:47,239 --> 00:28:52,311 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU SHOULD SHOOT HIM. 636 00:28:52,311 --> 00:28:52,845 [ LAUGHTER ] 637 00:28:52,845 --> 00:28:53,178 [ APPLAUSE ] 638 00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:54,713 A GIFT TO FRANK UP IN HEAVEN. 639 00:28:54,713 --> 00:28:55,881 >> Dicky: YOU MEET FRANK? 640 00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:56,849 >> Jimmy: NEVER MET FRANK. 641 00:28:56,849 --> 00:29:00,786 >> I GOT TO MEET HIM ONCE. I GOT TO BRING MY DAD TO A 642 00:29:00,786 --> 00:29:05,424 CONCERT. IT WAS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY 643 00:29:05,424 --> 00:29:09,028 LIFE. RI RICKLES WAS OPENING. FRANK GOES ON. 644 00:29:09,028 --> 00:29:11,630 RICKLES INTRODUCES PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AS THEY USED TO DO. 645 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:14,834 JOHN STAMOS. I WAS EMBARRASSED. I DIDN'T STAND UP. 646 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:17,303 HE SAID, "HE'S PROBABLY IN THE GRASS, HE'S PROBABLY IN THE 647 00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:20,806 CHEAP SEATS IN THE GRASS, HE'S PROBABLY SMOKING GRASS." 648 00:29:20,806 --> 00:29:23,876 AND SINATRA GRABS THE MIC AND SAYS, "SMOKE ONE FOR ME, JOHNNY." 649 00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:28,214 [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:28,547 [ APPLAUSE ] 651 00:29:28,547 --> 00:29:31,917 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY SHOOT HIS SON'S 652 00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:36,255 KIDNAPPER. JOHN SAME MOETS. "BIG SHOT" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON 653 00:29:36,255 --> 00:29:38,123 DISNEY PLUS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 654 00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:40,033 KATHERYN WINNICK! THANKS, JOHN. 655 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 656 00:29:46,475 --> 00:29:48,377 ♪ 657 00:29:48,377 --> 00:29:49,745 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE IS ON THE 658 00:29:49,745 --> 00:29:52,681 WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST SPENT SIX SEASONS 659 00:29:52,681 --> 00:29:56,184 AS A SWORD‐WIELDING SHIELD MAIDEN VIKING ON 660 00:29:56,184 --> 00:29:57,319 "VIKINGS" WHICH IS VERY AGGRESSIVE FOR A CANADIAN. 661 00:29:57,319 --> 00:29:58,553 [ LAUGHTER ] 662 00:29:58,553 --> 00:30:02,224 NOW SHE'S A P.I. IN "BIG SKY." WATCH IT TUESDAYS AT 10:00 HERE 663 00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:03,892 ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME KATHERYN WINNICK. 664 00:30:03,892 --> 00:30:06,428 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 665 00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:08,063 >> Jimmy: HI, KATHERYN, HOW ARE YOU? 666 00:30:08,063 --> 00:30:09,097 >> GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 667 00:30:09,097 --> 00:30:12,100 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. I KNOW YOU'RE CANADIAN, I KNOW 668 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,937 YOU'RE IN VANCOUVER RIGHT NOW, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING NAMED 669 00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:18,407 NUMBER ONE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 670 00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:18,740 [ LAUGHTER ] 671 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:19,841 THAT'S GOT TO BE EXCITING. 672 00:30:19,841 --> 00:30:22,778 >> IT'S PRETTY AMAZING IN VANCOUVER, IT REALLY IS. 673 00:30:22,778 --> 00:30:24,579 >> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS, I UNDERSTAND, ARE UKRAINIAN? 674 00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:27,983 >> YES. I'M FIRST‐GEN RACE CANADIAN. 675 00:30:27,983 --> 00:30:31,119 BOTH MY PARENTS WERE BORN OVER THERE. 676 00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:37,926 THEY BROUGHT ME OVER HERE, OR I WAS BORN IN CANADA, AND I SPEAK 677 00:30:37,926 --> 00:30:39,461 UKRAINIAN AS MY FIRST LANGUAGE. 678 00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:45,834 >> Jimmy: REALLY, YOU'RE UKRANIAN? 679 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,336 >> PRETTY TRADITIONAL FAMILY. 680 00:30:47,336 --> 00:30:49,671 >> Jimmy: THEY RAISED YOU IN THE OLD COUNTRY WAYS? 681 00:30:49,671 --> 00:30:52,908 >> PRETTY STRICT. WE SPOKE UKRAINIAN AS WELL. 682 00:30:52,908 --> 00:30:56,111 ENGLISH AS WELL. WE WENT TO UKRAINIAN SCHOOL 683 00:30:56,111 --> 00:30:58,380 EVERY SATURDAY, A PAIN IN THE BUTT. 684 00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:01,249 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU AT UKRANIAN SCHOOL? 685 00:31:01,249 --> 00:31:03,318 YOU LEARN THE LANGUAGE? 686 00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:05,687 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 687 00:31:05,687 --> 00:31:11,526 WE LEARN ABOUT THE TRADITIONS, ABOUT THE UKRAINIAN CULTURE, HOW 688 00:31:11,526 --> 00:31:13,662 TO MAKE PIEROGIS. 689 00:31:13,662 --> 00:31:17,733 >> Jimmy: PROBABLY NUMBER ONE ON THE MOST IMPORTANT UKRAINIAN 690 00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:18,934 TRADITIONS LISTS. 691 00:31:18,934 --> 00:31:21,837 >> BABUSHKA PIEROGIS, YES. 692 00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:23,438 >> Jimmy: A MARTIAL ARTIST AS WELL. 693 00:31:23,438 --> 00:31:26,541 YOU OWN YOUR OWN MARTIAL ARTS STUDIO. 694 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:29,011 WHAT KIND MARTIAL ARTS DID YOU STUDY OR DO YOU STUDY? 695 00:31:29,011 --> 00:31:31,179 >> I BECAME OBSESSED WITH TAE KWON DO. 696 00:31:31,179 --> 00:31:36,018 I STARTED AT 7 YEARS OLD. GOT MY FIRST BLACK BELT AT AGE 697 00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:38,920 13. STARTED MY MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOL 698 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,821 AT AGE 16. 699 00:31:39,821 --> 00:31:42,257 >> Jimmy: AT 16 YEARS OLD YOU WERE TEACHING OTHER PEOPLE? 700 00:31:42,257 --> 00:31:42,891 >> YEAH. 701 00:31:42,891 --> 00:31:44,159 >> Jimmy: TO DO MARTIAL ARTS? 702 00:31:44,159 --> 00:31:45,427 >> TO DO MARTIAL ARTS. 703 00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:46,194 >> Jimmy: ADULTS? 704 00:31:46,194 --> 00:31:51,299 >> ADULTS, KIDS, FAMILIES. I WAS PRETTY STRICT. 705 00:31:51,299 --> 00:31:53,301 THEY WOULD COME IN, THEY WOULD HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO ME AT A 706 00:31:53,301 --> 00:31:57,272 CERTAIN ANGLE. IF THEY MISSPOKE, THEY HAD TO DO 707 00:31:57,272 --> 00:31:58,974 PUSHUPS. I WOULD SIT ON THEIR BACKS AND 708 00:31:58,974 --> 00:32:02,077 THEY HAD TO DO PUSHUPS WITH ME ON THEIR BACK. 709 00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:02,410 [ LAUGHTER ] 710 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:05,247 >> Jimmy: MY KIDS SUBJECT ME TO THAT SAME PUNISHMENT. 711 00:32:05,247 --> 00:32:06,415 WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF THE 712 00:32:06,415 --> 00:32:10,685 >> MINUTE KAI MARTIAL ARTS. 713 00:32:10,685 --> 00:32:12,320 >> Jimmy: DOES THAT MEAN SOMETHING? 714 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:17,893 >> IT'S FROM MY LAST NAME, WINNICK, FOR WIN. 715 00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:21,196 KAI IN KOREAN MEANS "THE ART OF THE FOOT." 716 00:32:21,196 --> 00:32:26,935 >> Jimmy: SO COBRA KAI IS, LIKE, THE SNAKE FOOT? 717 00:32:26,935 --> 00:32:28,270 >> OH, I GUESS SO, YES. 718 00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:31,773 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS SO, WOW. WE REALLY LEARN SOME THINGS 719 00:32:31,773 --> 00:32:32,307 SOMETIMES, RIGHT? 720 00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:34,309 >> Guillermo: RIGHT, JIMMY, YEAH. 721 00:32:34,309 --> 00:32:34,642 [ LAUGHTER ] 722 00:32:34,642 --> 00:32:36,978 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I ASSUME THIS WAS YOUR BIG BREAK. 723 00:32:36,978 --> 00:32:41,883 YOU PLAYED DONALD TRUMP'S FIRST WIFE, IVANA, IN A TELEVISION 724 00:32:41,883 --> 00:32:44,619 MOVIE IN, WHAT, 2005? 725 00:32:44,619 --> 00:32:50,592 >> IT WAS MY VERY FIRST KIND OF LEAD ON A TV SHOW. 726 00:32:50,592 --> 00:32:53,361 AN ABC TV MOVIE CALLED "TRUMP UNAUTHORIZED." 727 00:32:53,361 --> 00:32:55,897 I REMEMBER I WAS SO NERVOUS. AND SO EXCITED. 728 00:32:55,897 --> 00:32:59,000 I DECIDED JUST TO TRY TO GET, YOU KNOW, REALLY INTO THE 729 00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,935 CHARACTER. REALLY GET INTO THE ROLE. 730 00:32:59,935 --> 00:33:02,370 I LOOKED HER UP. I KNOW SHE'S CZECH. 731 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:04,873 I STARTED WORKING WITH THE ACCENT. 732 00:33:04,873 --> 00:33:11,780 AND I DECIDED TO GO FULL METHOD. I HAD EVERYBODY ON SET CALL ME 733 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:16,518 KATRINA AVAKANITSKA. AS AN ACTOR, YOU SHOW UP IN 734 00:33:16,518 --> 00:33:16,851 CHARACTER. 735 00:33:16,851 --> 00:33:17,219 >> Jimmy: YES. 736 00:33:17,219 --> 00:33:22,457 >> CAME IN WITH A MINK CODE THAT I HAD FROM MY GRANDMOTHER, HER 737 00:33:22,457 --> 00:33:26,595 MINK COAT. PUMPS AND HIGH HEELS. EVERY DAY, TO SET. 738 00:33:26,595 --> 00:33:29,564 MY HAIR DONE UP. IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS, 739 00:33:29,564 --> 00:33:32,601 I'M LIKE, OH MY GOSH, I TOOK MYSELF WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. 740 00:33:32,601 --> 00:33:37,239 AND IT WASN'T UNTIL LITERALLY ABOUT A YEAR LATER, I WAS IN 741 00:33:37,239 --> 00:33:40,242 ASPEN, SKIING. AND I'M AT THE LITTLE NELL HOTEL. 742 00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:46,014 I HEAR THIS VOICE. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I LOST MY 743 00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:47,916 RESERVATION?" I'M LIKE, WAIT A SECOND. 744 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:51,887 I KNOW THAT VOICE. I KNOW THAT, I'D RECOGNIZE THAT 745 00:33:51,887 --> 00:33:58,059 I TOUR AROUND AND I SEE THE BACK OF THIS STATUESQUE WOMAN WEARING 746 00:33:58,059 --> 00:34:00,629 THIS LONG MINK COAT WITH HIGH HEELS AND HER HAIR DONE UP. 747 00:34:00,629 --> 00:34:03,798 I'M LIKE, NO WAY. NO WAY. THIS CAN'T BE, THIS CAN'T BE. 748 00:34:03,798 --> 00:34:07,235 AND I WALK UP TO HER, I'M LIKE, IVANA TRUMP? 749 00:34:07,235 --> 00:34:11,873 AND SHE LOOKS AT ME, SHE'S LIKE, YES? I'M LIKE, I'M IVANA TRUMP! 750 00:34:11,873 --> 00:34:14,709 NO, I PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE! I WAS SO AWESTRUCK. 751 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:18,246 SHE WAS KIND OF MY FIRST CELEBRITY THAT I MET BACK IN THE 752 00:34:18,246 --> 00:34:20,815 DAY. THIS IS WAY BEFORE TRUMP BECAME 753 00:34:20,815 --> 00:34:21,149 PRESIDENT. 754 00:34:21,149 --> 00:34:22,217 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, SURE, YEAH. 755 00:34:22,217 --> 00:34:24,419 >> I ASKED HER, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 756 00:34:24,419 --> 00:34:28,089 SHE'S LIKE, "NOPE, I HAVE NOT SEEN IT." 757 00:34:28,089 --> 00:34:30,192 ONE OF THOSE THINGS, I'M LIKE, WOW. 758 00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:31,993 >> Jimmy: I BET DONALD WATCHED IT. 759 00:34:31,993 --> 00:34:32,327 [ LAUGHTER ] 760 00:34:32,327 --> 00:34:37,132 I BET YOU HE WATCHED IT A LOT OF TIMES. 761 00:34:37,132 --> 00:34:37,966 >> HE MIGHT HAVE, ACTUALLY. 762 00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:40,569 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. 763 00:34:40,569 --> 00:34:42,037 SO SHE WASN'T THRILLED TO SEE YOU, SOUNDS LIKE? 764 00:34:42,037 --> 00:34:46,107 >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY THINK SO. 765 00:34:46,107 --> 00:34:49,477 BUT I HOPE SHE LIKED THE MOVIE. IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST BIG 766 00:34:49,477 --> 00:34:50,879 BREAKS BEFORE "VIKINGS." 767 00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:53,815 >> Jimmy: YEAH, "VIKINGS." BY THE WAY, I'VE NOTICED THAT 768 00:34:53,815 --> 00:34:58,954 YOUR FANS FROM "VIKINGS" ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY BUZZING ABOUT 769 00:34:58,954 --> 00:35:01,990 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ‐‐ 770 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:02,323 [ APPLAUSE ] 771 00:35:02,323 --> 00:35:04,292 THERE'S QUITE A FEW OF THEM HERE AS WELL. 772 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:05,493 >> REALLY LUCKY. 773 00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:09,898 >> Jimmy: HAVE THEY FOLLOWED YOU TO "BIG SKY"? 774 00:35:09,898 --> 00:35:12,767 >> I HAVE DIE‐HARD FANS, IT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 775 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:15,370 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN BEAT THEM UP IF THEY DON'T. 776 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:15,703 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:19,507 >> AND ALSO SEEING THEM EVEN IN COMIC‐CON, ONE OF THE WEIRDEST 778 00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:22,244 THINGS, WHEN YOU SEE THEM IN PERSON AND THEY LIFT UP THEIR 779 00:35:22,244 --> 00:35:26,181 SLEEVES AND THERE'S TATTOOS OF MY FACE ON THEIR BODIES. 780 00:35:26,181 --> 00:35:28,450 AND IT'S PRETTY GNARLY WHEN YOU SEE THEM. 781 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:31,019 YOU'RE LIKE, WAIT A SECOND, DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO 782 00:35:31,019 --> 00:35:32,320 SERIOUSLY, IT'S A TV SHOW. 783 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,656 >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE THE FAIR THING TO DO WOULD BE TO 784 00:35:34,656 --> 00:35:36,291 TATTOO ONE OF THEM ON YOUR BODY? 785 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,694 [ LAUGHTER ] 786 00:35:39,694 --> 00:35:42,464 >> YEAH. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. 787 00:35:42,464 --> 00:35:43,565 WE HAVE CRAZY FANS. 788 00:35:43,565 --> 00:35:45,500 >> Jimmy: JOHN SAME MOW WAS ON A MOMENT AGO. 789 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:50,338 HE'S GOT A SHOW CALLED "BIG SHOT" BY DAVID E. KELLY. 790 00:35:50,338 --> 00:35:53,008 >> "BIG SKY," DAVID E. KELLY. 791 00:35:53,008 --> 00:35:54,843 >> Jimmy: I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET CONFUSED AND MAKE YOU START 792 00:35:54,843 --> 00:35:55,277 pPLAYING BASKETBALL. 793 00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:56,878 [ LAUGHTER ] 794 00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:59,648 >> HEY, I COULD TEACH HIM SOME KARATE. 795 00:35:59,648 --> 00:36:02,350 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. THAT WOULD BE A GOOD CROSS‐OVER 796 00:36:02,350 --> 00:36:04,119 EVENT. YOU BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF 797 00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:06,688 JOHN STAMOS WHILE HE'S COACHING BASKETBALL. 798 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:07,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 799 00:36:07,021 --> 00:36:08,390 >> COME ON, JOHN, LET'S GO. 800 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:09,424 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. 801 00:36:09,424 --> 00:36:13,328 I THINK IT'S SOMETHING IVANA TRUMP WOULD APPRECIATE. 802 00:36:13,328 --> 00:36:16,965 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW. "BIG SKY," IT AIRS TUESDAY 803 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:21,102 NIGHTS 10:00 HERE ON ABC. KATHERYN WINNICK, EVERYBODY. 804 00:36:21,102 --> 00:36:21,603 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 805 00:36:21,603 --> 00:36:22,237 THANK YOU, KATHERYN. 806 00:36:22,237 --> 00:36:22,604 >> THANK YOU. 807 00:36:22,604 --> 00:36:26,074 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM EASY LIFE! 808 00:36:26,074 --> 00:36:26,574 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 809 00:36:26,574 --> 00:36:29,634 ♪ 810 00:36:33,685 --> 00:36:35,885 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY 811 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:39,205 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 812 00:36:39,205 --> 00:36:43,409 >> Jimmy: THIS ALBUM, "LIFE'S A BEACH," COMES OUT JUNE 4th. 813 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,144 MAKING THEIR U. S. TV DEBUT WITH THE SONG "SKELETONS" ALL THE WAY 814 00:36:45,144 --> 00:36:49,648 FROM LONDON, EASY LIFE! 815 00:36:49,648 --> 00:36:51,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 816 00:36:55,654 --> 00:36:57,923 ♪ SKELETONS 817 00:36:57,923 --> 00:36:59,391 ♪ 818 00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:01,160 ♪ I'VE BEEN GOING 819 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,163 OUT OF MY MIND CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME WAY 820 00:37:04,163 --> 00:37:06,665 TOO MUCH ADRENALINE HOLD THE LINE ♪ 821 00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:08,167 ♪ I HEARD A LITTLE BUMP 822 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:13,405 IN THE NIGHT ALTHOUGH IT'S GOOD ON PAPER 823 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,374 ON OCCASION WE COLLIDE ♪ 824 00:37:15,374 --> 00:37:20,379 ♪ WE COLLIDE SKELETONS 825 00:37:20,379 --> 00:37:25,818 I'M FINDING IT HARD TO PASS THE TIME WITHOUT YOU 826 00:37:25,818 --> 00:37:31,624 YOU SPELL IT ALL OUT ♪ 827 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,125 ♪ IN BLACK AND WHITE 828 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:39,398 I'M DOWN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING DARK 829 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:40,833 ♪ THAT I LIKE BUT I CAN'T QUITE 830 00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:43,169 PUT MY PINKY ON IT ♪ 831 00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:47,072 ♪ GOT A GOOD APPETITE 832 00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:48,908 FOR A BAD REPUTATION BUT I DON'T WANNA BE JUST 833 00:37:48,908 --> 00:37:49,642 ANOTHER ONE OF ♪ 834 00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:50,643 ♪ YOUR SKELETONS 835 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,647 SIX FEET DEEP LIKE SKELETONS COULD HAVE BEEN SO ♪ 836 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:55,915 ♪ SWEET BUT SKELETONS 837 00:37:55,915 --> 00:37:58,117 FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS CALL THE POLICE WHEN I START TO 838 00:37:58,117 --> 00:37:59,885 BELIEVE IT'S SKELETONS ♪ 839 00:37:59,885 --> 00:38:00,619 ♪ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S 840 00:38:00,619 --> 00:38:03,122 GOT SKELETONS EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S 841 00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:04,657 GOT SKELETONS ♪ 842 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:05,658 ♪ ONE AT A TIME 843 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,894 THEY ALL APPEAR YOUR CARDS CLOSE TO YOUR CHEST ♪ 844 00:38:08,894 --> 00:38:09,895 ♪ YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S 845 00:38:09,895 --> 00:38:13,265 ALL FOR THE BEST JUST RUMORS FROM LOSERS 846 00:38:13,265 --> 00:38:14,266 WHAT I DON'T KNOW ♪ 847 00:38:14,266 --> 00:38:15,267 ♪ CAN'T HURT ME I GUESS 848 00:38:15,267 --> 00:38:17,036 I FEEL THE NEED TO QUESTION YOUR PAST 849 00:38:17,036 --> 00:38:18,037 LIKE HOW MANY ♪ 850 00:38:18,037 --> 00:38:19,772 ♪ EXES YOU'VE HAD 851 00:38:19,772 --> 00:38:21,507 OUR FUTURE'S ALL KOMBUCHA BUT WE NEVER TRUST 852 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:25,244 THE WEATHER FORECAST ♪ 853 00:38:25,244 --> 00:38:28,480 ♪ I'M FINDING IT HARD TO PASS 854 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:35,955 THE TIME WITHOUT YOU YOU SPELL IT ALL OUT ♪ 855 00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:38,991 ♪ IN BLACK AND WHITE I'M DOWN 856 00:38:38,991 --> 00:38:40,726 YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING DARK ♪ 857 00:38:40,726 --> 00:38:44,063 ♪ THAT I LIKE BUT I CAN'T 858 00:38:44,063 --> 00:38:50,069 QUITE PUT MY PINKY ON IT GOT A GOOD APPETITE ♪ 859 00:38:50,069 --> 00:38:53,806 ♪ FOR A BAD REPUTATION 860 00:38:53,806 --> 00:39:00,012 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SKELETONS ♪ 861 00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:03,382 ♪ SIX FEET DEEP LIKE SKELETONS 862 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,150 COULD HAVE BEEN SO SWEET SKELETONS ♪ 863 00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:06,952 ♪ FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS CALL 864 00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:09,488 THE POLICE WHEN I START TO BELIEVE IT ♪ 865 00:39:09,488 --> 00:39:11,423 ♪ EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S GOT 866 00:39:11,423 --> 00:39:14,159 SKELETONS EVERYBODY ROUND HERE'S GOT SKELETONS ♪ 867 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:16,495 ♪ ONE AT A TIME THEY ALL 868 00:39:16,495 --> 00:39:16,828 APPEAR ♪ 869 00:39:16,828 --> 00:39:21,500 ♪ 870 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:30,342 ♪ 871 00:39:30,342 --> 00:39:31,277 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST 872 00:39:31,277 --> 00:39:33,312 ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SKELETONS ♪ 873 00:39:33,312 --> 00:39:35,147 ♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE SIX FEET DEEP 874 00:39:35,147 --> 00:39:37,483 HEY WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO SWEET ♪ 875 00:39:37,483 --> 00:39:39,251 ♪ FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS CALL 876 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,787 THE POLICE WHEN I START TO BELIEVE IT ♪ 877 00:39:41,787 --> 00:39:44,823 ♪ EVERYONE AROUND HERE'S GOT 878 00:39:44,823 --> 00:39:50,262 EVERYBODY AROUND HERE'S GOT SKELETONS ♪ 879 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 880 00:39:52,197 --> 00:39:52,998 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 881 00:39:52,998 --> 00:39:55,768 CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 882 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,875 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 883 00:40:06,563 --> 00:40:07,739 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JOHN STAMOS, KATHERYN WINNICK, 884 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:12,678 AND EASY LIFE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 885 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,880 WE DID RUN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM, WE'LL TRY TO RESCHEDULE HIM. 886 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,114 TOMORROW NIGHT TERRY CREWS AND CORRINE FOXX WITH MUSIC FROM 887 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:16,982 GRETA VAN FLEET. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 888 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:19,585 THANKS FOR WATCHING, AND IF YOU EVER GET A TV SHOW I'LL WATCH 889 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:22,354 YOURS TOO. 890 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:31,330 GOODNIGHT.