1 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:02,720 >> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,390 TONIGHT ‐‐ ANDY GARCIA, L. A. DODGER CLAYTON 3 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:09,560 KERSHAW, AND MUSIC FROM NOGA 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:16,166 EREZ, AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:18,135 >> Jimmy: WELL, HI. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 6 00:00:18,135 --> 00:00:20,804 HI, EVERYONE, I'M JIMMY KIMMEL. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 7 00:00:20,804 --> 00:00:27,611 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT 8 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,647 WAS A VERY BIG DAY. TODAY WAS BACK TO SCHOOL DAY 9 00:00:29,647 --> 00:00:30,816 HERE IN LOS ANGELES. THIS IS BACK TO SCHOOL WEEK, 10 00:00:30,816 --> 00:00:34,920 REALLY. PARENTS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,855 THIS ALMOST A YEAR. OUR KIDS WENT BACK THIS MORNING. 12 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:38,056 WE WERE SO EAGER TO DROP THEM OFF, I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE IT 13 00:00:38,056 --> 00:00:43,161 WAS THEIR SCHOOL. IT WAS A SCHOOL. 14 00:00:43,161 --> 00:00:45,931 WHEN THE LOCKDOWN STARTED, OUR DAUGHTER WAS IN PRE‐K WHEN THE 15 00:00:45,931 --> 00:00:48,800 LOCKDOWN STARTED. NOW SHE HAS HER LEARNER'S PERMIT. 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,637 SHE'S PICKING ME UP FROM WORK TONIGHT. 17 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:54,006 AFTER MORE THAN A YEAR OF ZOOMING FROM THEIR ROOMS, THIS 18 00:00:54,006 --> 00:00:57,042 IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE IN L. A. THIS 19 00:00:57,042 --> 00:01:02,915 MORNING. 20 00:01:02,915 --> 00:01:07,586 >> GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! 21 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:15,293 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. OFF ‐‐ OFF TO APPLEBEE'S. 22 00:01:15,293 --> 00:01:18,253 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE EASING INTO IT. THERE ARE NEW POLICIES IN PLACE 23 00:01:18,253 --> 00:01:20,055 THAT MAKE SCHOOLS SAFE. SOME CLASSES ARE BEING HELD 24 00:01:20,055 --> 00:01:22,691 OUTDOORS. DESKS ARE BEING SPACED APART. 25 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,826 SO THE KIDS AREN'T CLOSE. BULLIES ARE ASKING NERDS TO 26 00:01:24,826 --> 00:01:29,298 STICK THEIR OWN HEADS IN THE TOILET. FOR SWIRLIES. 27 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:33,001 THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU KNOW WHAT HAS SEEN AN UPTICK 28 00:01:33,001 --> 00:01:34,903 DURING THE PANDEMIC? BESIDES CRYING? UFOS. 29 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:40,442 OR, AT LEAST, SIGHTINGS OF THEM. REPORTS OF UNIDENTIFIED FLYING 30 00:01:40,442 --> 00:01:45,781 OBJECTS HAVE SKYROCKETED. THERE WERE A THOUSAND MORE 31 00:01:45,781 --> 00:01:48,650 SIGHTINGS NATIONWIDE OVER THE SAME PERIOD LAST YEAR. 32 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:52,354 MOST OF THE REPORTS CAME DURING MARCH AND APRIL WHEN THE 33 00:01:52,354 --> 00:01:57,893 LOCKDOWN WAS AT ITS MOST STRICT AND WE WERE AT OUR MIDWEST HIGH. 34 00:01:57,893 --> 00:02:01,530 BUT LISTEN, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN STARING INTO A RING LIGHT FOR 12 35 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:06,001 HOURS A DAY, YOU'RE BOUND TO SEE SOME CIRCLES IN THE SKY. 36 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:09,271 THANKS, EVERYBODY. APPRECIATE THAT. 37 00:02:09,271 --> 00:02:13,041 [ APPLAUSE ] 38 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:19,381 NOW YOU'RE PATRONIZING. OKAY. MATT GAETZ IS THAT CONGRESSMAN 39 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:25,053 FROM FLORIDA WITH THE HAIR. HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE 40 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:31,626 JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND THE HOUSE ETHIC COMMITTEE. 41 00:02:31,626 --> 00:02:36,365 TURN INTO A WARNER BROTHERS ‐‐ AND THE HOUSE ETHICS COMMITTEE, 42 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,367 AND THEY ARE INVESTIGATING ALLEGATIONS OF SEX TRAFFICKING 43 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,602 OF A MINOR. GAETZ MADE AN APPEARANCE AT THE 44 00:02:40,602 --> 00:02:43,205 TRUMP DORAL RESORT IN MIAMI THIS WEEKEND FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE 45 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:50,245 "SAVE AMERICA" SUMMIT. IT'S HOSTED BAY GROUP CALLED 46 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:53,181 WOMEN FOR AMERICA FIRST, WHICH IS HILARIOUS, AND THEIR KEYNOTE 47 00:02:53,181 --> 00:02:56,051 SPEAKER HAD A DIRE WARNING FOR THE LADIES AT LUNCH. 48 00:02:56,051 --> 00:03:01,023 >> SO WHEN YOU SEE THE LEAKS AND THE LIES AND THE FALSEHOODS AND 49 00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:06,661 THE SMEARS, WHEN YOU SEE THE ANONYMOUS SOURCES AND INSIDERS 50 00:03:06,661 --> 00:03:14,369 FORECASTING MY DEMISE, KNOW THIS. THEY ARE REN'T REALLY COMING FO 51 00:03:14,369 --> 00:03:15,370 ME. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. 52 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:21,076 >> NO, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. THEY'RE NOT COMING FOR ‐‐ JUST 53 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,478 YOU. LET HE WHO HAS NEVER VENMO'D A 54 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:29,418 PROSTITUTE CAST THE FIRST STONE. SADLY FOR MATT, THAT TRUMP HOTEL 55 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:33,422 IN MIAMI WAS AS CLOSE AS GAETZY GOT TO THE T‐MAN. 56 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:36,224 THE CONGRESSMAN WAS REPORTEDLY DENIED A MEETING WITH TRUMP AT 57 00:03:36,224 --> 00:03:37,793 MAR‐A‐LAGO, WHICH THAT HAS TO BE A HEARTBREAKER. 58 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:38,860 MATT GAETZ WAS LIKE THE SON DONALD TRUMP NEVER HAD. 59 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:44,699 NOW HE'S GETTING TREATED LIKE THE SONS HE DOES HAVE. 60 00:03:44,699 --> 00:03:48,336 THIS WOULD BE THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE GAETZ DISGUISES 61 00:03:48,336 --> 00:03:52,541 HIMSELF AS A CADDIE AND TRIES TO SNEAK INTO MAR‐A‐LAGO. 62 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:57,879 I MEAN, HOW TOXIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR TRUMP TO NOT WANT TO MEET 63 00:03:57,879 --> 00:03:58,914 WITH YOU? HE'S LITERALLY PEN PALS WITH KIM 64 00:03:58,914 --> 00:04:00,482 JONG‐UN. HE ONCE INVITED THE TALIBAN FOR 65 00:04:00,482 --> 00:04:03,518 A WEEKEND OF "GLAMPING" AT CAMP DAVID. 66 00:04:03,518 --> 00:04:05,487 AND NOW HE WON'T LET MATT GAETZ COME SEE HIM. 67 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,122 TEAM GAETZ PUSHED BACK ON THE REPORTS THAT HE GOT THE COLD 68 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,658 SHOULDER. A GAETZ SPOKESMAN SAID HE "HAS 69 00:04:09,658 --> 00:04:11,193 NOT SOLICITED A MEETING WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP ANYTIME 70 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:12,794 RECENTLY." THIS, BY THE WAY, IS THE 71 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:17,365 SPOKESMAN FOR MATT GAETZ. NOT KIDDING. 72 00:04:17,365 --> 00:04:20,535 HIS NAME'S HARLAN HILL. WHAT IS GOING ON THERE? 73 00:04:20,535 --> 00:04:22,104 THAT IS NOT A SPOKESMAN. THAT IS A FOUR YEAR OLD DRESSED 74 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:28,844 UP AS ORVILLE REDENBACHER FOR HALLOWEEN. 75 00:04:28,844 --> 00:04:32,581 THIS STORY THAT TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO SEE HIM MUST HAVE REALLY 76 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:37,719 BUGGED MATT GAETZ. HE TWEETED "THIS IS A TOTAL LIE. 77 00:04:37,719 --> 00:04:43,158 I AM ON A PREPLANNED VACATION WITH MY FIANCEE, AND THAT'S GOT 78 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:47,028 FOB A FUN VACATION RIGHT NOW. HONEY, IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS. 79 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:52,868 IT'S THE DEEP STATE. NOTHING'S FUNNIER THAN THESE 80 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:54,069 GUYS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO TRUMP COMING TO HIM IN THEIR 81 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:55,137 TIME OF NEED AND THINKING HE'S GOING TO HELP THEM. 82 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:57,205 ASKING DONALD TRUMP FOR A FAVOR IS LIKE ASKING A NIGERIAN PRINCE 83 00:04:57,205 --> 00:05:04,446 FOR A REFUND. YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. OAK? 84 00:05:04,446 --> 00:05:08,083 INSTEAD OF MEETING WITH MATT GAETZ, TRUMP ON ‐‐ ON SATURDAY 85 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:11,253 NIGHT, TRUMP WAS THE RECIPIENT OF THE FIRST EVER CHAMPION FOR 86 00:05:11,253 --> 00:05:13,622 FREEDOM AWARD, WHICH WAS GIVEN BY A GROUP OF REPUBLICAN 87 00:05:13,622 --> 00:05:19,027 FUNDRAISERS. TRUMP STROLLED IN HIS GOLF 88 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:25,267 CLOTHES AND HAD THESE FOND WORDS FOR HIS OLD FRIEND MITCH. 89 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:30,472 >> TRUMP CALLED MITCH McCONNELL A QUOTE, DUMB SON OF A BITCH. 90 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:33,241 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MY 91 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:36,444 PRESIDENT. ACCORDING TO THOSE IN ATTENDANCE, TRUMP ALSO MOCKED 92 00:05:36,444 --> 00:05:39,247 HIS WIFE, ELAINE CHAO. I SAID I HIRED HIS WIFE, DID HE 93 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:46,388 EVER SAY THANK YOU? AND HE ALSO VERY FALSELY CLAIMED 94 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,822 THAT THE CROWD THAT STORMED THE CAPITOL HAD OVER A MILLION 95 00:05:47,822 --> 00:05:49,858 PEOPLE. HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF. "THE VIOLENT AND TREASONOUS 96 00:05:49,858 --> 00:05:51,359 INSURRECTION I DIRECTED WAS THE BIGGEST VIOLENT AND TREASONOUS 97 00:05:51,359 --> 00:05:54,095 INSURRECTION IN HISTORY!" AND HE ALSO STILL WANTS CREDIT 98 00:05:54,095 --> 00:05:57,699 FOR THE VACCINE. TRUMP SAID THAT SOMEONE 99 00:05:57,699 --> 00:05:59,234 SUGGESTED TO HIM THAT THE VACCINE SHOULD BE CALLED THE 100 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:03,405 "TRUMPCINE." AND HE LIKED THAT. THE TRUMPCINE WOULD BE A MIX OF 101 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:08,109 ADDERALL, HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, AND KETCHUP. 102 00:06:08,109 --> 00:06:13,715 AND OF COURSE HE STILL SAYS HE WON THE ELECTION. 103 00:06:13,715 --> 00:06:16,051 THIS IS GETTING SADDER AND SADDER. 104 00:06:16,051 --> 00:06:17,319 IT'S LIKE SMASHMOUTH AT A COUNTY FAIR TELLING YOU THEIR NEW ALBUM 105 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:22,157 IS #1, ONLY BILLBOARD WON'T REPORT ON IT. 106 00:06:22,157 --> 00:06:26,861 ONTO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. THERE'S AN INFESTATION UNFOLDING 107 00:06:26,861 --> 00:06:29,631 IN THE STATE OF OHIO THAT I THINK DEMANDS NATIONAL ATTENTION. 108 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:32,801 IT STARTED WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHEN MULTIPLE CITIZENS CALLED 109 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:36,438 911 CLAIMING THEY SAW MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE AT A CEMETERY IN THE 110 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,506 EAST PRICE HILL NEIGHBORHOOD OF CINCINNATI. 111 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:44,813 POLICE OFFICERS AND ANIMAL EXPERTS SEARCHED FOR HOURS AND 112 00:06:44,813 --> 00:06:49,985 CAME UP NO MONKEYS AT ALL. AND THE ONLY HARD EVIDENCE THAT 113 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:53,989 THESE MONKEYS EXIST IS THIS GRAINY VIDEO SOMEONE POSTED 114 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:54,322 OFACEBOOK. 115 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:55,590 >> THEY'RE JUST SITTING UP THERE. 116 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:58,960 THEY WERE SWINGING FROM THE TREES. 117 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:04,599 HEY, THERE IS ONE DOWN BELOW YOU. YOU CAN SEE HIM. 118 00:07:04,599 --> 00:07:10,272 LOOK, SHINING THE LIGHT. 119 00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:12,741 >> OH MY GOD! BECKY, LOOK. 120 00:07:12,741 --> 00:07:14,476 >> RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. 121 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:19,414 THREE OF THEM RIGHT THERE. 122 00:07:19,414 --> 00:07:23,184 >> Jimmy: THANK GOD SOMEBODY WAS THERE TO SHOOT IT WITH A BROKEN 123 00:07:23,184 --> 00:07:26,054 MOTOROLA RAZR. NO ONE IS SURE WHAT IS GOING ON. 124 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:29,190 THERE AREN'T ANY MONKEYS MISSING FROM THE ZOO IN CINCINNATI. 125 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:32,794 POLICE THINK THESE COULD FROM A PRIVATE COLLECTION, BUT NO 126 00:07:32,794 --> 00:07:34,963 MONKEY OWNERS HAVE FILED A MISSING PRIMATES REPORT. 127 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:36,965 NOT ONLY THAT, THIS PACK OF MYSTERY MONKEYS IS STARTING TO 128 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:41,703 GROW. THEY NOW SAY IT'S A GANG OF FIVE. 129 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:45,807 >> FIVE MONKEYS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN ST. JOE'S CEMETERY. 130 00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:48,610 OFFICERS AND VOLUNTEERS ARE SCOURING THE AREA OVER EAST 131 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,745 PRICE HILL. WE TALKED TO PEOPLE IN THE AREA 132 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:57,352 WHO HAVE SEEN THEM, AND THEY SAY THEY'RE VERY TALL, ALMOST 133 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,186 HUMAN‐LIKE SIZES, BIG AS TRASH CANS. 134 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:01,589 >> FIRST WE THOUGHT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN POSSUMS OR SOMETHING, 135 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:03,992 BUT THEN WE SEEN THEM SWINGING FROM THE TREES LIKE MONKEYS. 136 00:08:03,992 --> 00:08:05,427 OH, THOSE ARE MONKEYS FOR REAL. 137 00:08:05,427 --> 00:08:08,296 >> OH, YEAH. SEEN THEIR TAIL WAGGING AND ALL. 138 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:12,033 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. DO MONKEYS WAG THEIR TAILS? 139 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,670 SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE THEY'VE GOT SOME DOG MONKEYS. 140 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:18,273 THE POLICE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CONFIRM ANY OF THESE SIGHTINGS 141 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:21,876 OR GET IN CONTACT WITH THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE 911 CALLS. 142 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,479 BUT FEAR NOT BECAUSE AN AMATEUR MONKEY SLEUTH NAMED CHARLES IS 143 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:28,116 ON THE CASE! 144 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,652 >> WAS OVER THERE, AND THEY SHOT THAT WAY. 145 00:08:30,652 --> 00:08:32,587 >> CHARLES DELF. 146 00:08:32,587 --> 00:08:34,589 >> LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT THAT TALL. 147 00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:37,692 >> SAYS HE SAW ONE OF THE MONKEYS THURSDAY MORNING. 148 00:08:37,692 --> 00:08:40,395 HE DECIDED TO SEARCH AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE UNUSUAL STORY. 149 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:44,999 >> I WAS MAKING LIKE A GORILLA SOUND. AND ONCE I BRUSHED A TREE, 150 00:08:44,999 --> 00:08:48,236 THAT'S WHEN IT WAS ABOUT THIS TALL, SHOT THAT WAY. 151 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:53,007 >> Jimmy: CHARLES, CAN YOU RECREATE THOSE GORILLA SOUNDS 152 00:08:53,007 --> 00:08:54,275 FOR US? YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES TO CATCH A 153 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:55,310 MONKEY YOU HAVE TO BECOME A MONKEY. 154 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:59,481 AS OF TODAY, THE POLICE HAVE STILL NOT FOUND ANY MONKEYS AND 155 00:08:59,481 --> 00:09:03,985 BELIEVE THIS WHOLE THING COULD BE MISINFORMATION. 156 00:09:03,985 --> 00:09:05,453 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, GUILLERMO? 157 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:07,155 DO YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES? 158 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,423 >> Guillermo: IT'S A CRAZY THEORY. 159 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,192 >> Jimmy: WE MAY HAVE TO GO TO CINCINNATI TO INVESTIGATE THIS 160 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:11,526 OURSELVES. 161 00:09:11,526 --> 00:09:12,127 >> Guillermo: LET'S DO IT. 162 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:16,097 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE MANY TRIPS PLANNED, GUILLERMO AND I. 163 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,967 AND ONE IS TO JAPAN. GAMES ARE SCHEDULED TO TAKE 164 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:22,170 PLACE IN TOKYO AT THE END OF JULY, AND WE WANT TO BE IN THEM. 165 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,939 NOT AT THEM, BUT AT THEM. WELL WANT TO COMPETE. 166 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:30,612 OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T DO GYMNASTICS OR SWIMMING OR TENNIS OR DIVING, 167 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:34,949 OR REALLY ANY OF THEIR SPORTS, BUT THERE IS ONE EVENT I THINK 168 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,652 WE COULD HAVE A SHOT AT. SO WE GOT IN TOUCH WITH A FORMER 169 00:09:37,652 --> 00:09:39,521 OLYMPIAN FROM THE UNITED STATES. WE ASKED HIM TO TEACH US 170 00:09:39,521 --> 00:09:43,224 EVERYTHING HE KNOWS IN THE HOPE THAT GUILLERMO AND I WILL HAVE A 171 00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:45,427 CHANCE TO TEST OUR OLYMPIC METTLE. 172 00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:47,462 AND BEFORE WE SHARE THIS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW TWO THINGS. 173 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,397 NUMBER ONE, IT WAS RAINING AND VERY COLD. 174 00:09:49,397 --> 00:09:55,537 AND NUMBER TWO, I FORGOT I WAS CHEWING GUM. SO SORRY FOR THAT. 175 00:09:55,537 --> 00:10:03,178 ♪ 176 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:04,179 WE'RE IN THE RAIN WITH ALLEN JAMES. 177 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:06,948 YOU WERE AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE FOR THE UNITED STATES. 178 00:10:06,948 --> 00:10:07,281 >> YES. 179 00:10:07,281 --> 00:10:08,983 >> Jimmy: DO YOU PRACTICE EVEN WHEN IT'S RAINING? 180 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,251 >> EVEN WHEN IT'S RAINING. 181 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:11,519 >> Jimmy: YOUR SPORT IS WHAT? 182 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:15,457 >> RACE WALKING AND IT'S A 20K AND 50Q RACE WALK. 183 00:10:15,457 --> 00:10:17,859 >> Jimmy: DIDN'T IT USED TO BE CALLED SPEED WALKING? 184 00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:20,361 >> SOME PEOPLE CALL IT SPEED WALKING. 185 00:10:20,361 --> 00:10:21,095 >> RACE WALKING. 186 00:10:21,095 --> 00:10:25,300 >> Jimmy: NOW IT'S RAINING. COLD TOO. MY NIPPLES PROTRUDING. 187 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,468 THAT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM? 188 00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:27,936 >> IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. 189 00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:28,570 >> Jimmy: ON THE COURSE. 190 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:29,704 >> NO, NOT AT ALL. 191 00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:31,172 >> Jimmy: SO TELL US ABOUT YOUR SPORT. 192 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:35,376 IN FACT, LET'S LOOK AT SOME VIDEO OF YOUR SPORT HERE. 193 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:38,480 THAT'S HOW I WALK WHEN I REALLY HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? 194 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,981 IS THAT THE KIND OF THING WE'RE GOING TO DO? 195 00:10:39,981 --> 00:10:42,183 >> THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE'RE GOING TO DO. 196 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,918 >> Jimmy: NOW THESE PEOPLE ARE WALKING AS FAST AS THEY CAN. 197 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:46,754 >> A LOT OF THEM ARE WALKING AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 198 00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:48,623 YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN WITHIN THE RULES. 199 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:49,290 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE RULES? 200 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:53,094 >> THE RULES ARE AS ONE FOOT LANDS, THE OTHER IS LEAVING THE 201 00:10:53,094 --> 00:10:54,762 GROUND. SO THERE IS CONTACT WITH THE 202 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:55,095 GROUND. 203 00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:57,098 >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TOUCHING THE GROUND WITH YOUR 204 00:10:57,098 --> 00:10:57,499 FEET? 205 00:10:57,499 --> 00:10:57,866 >> YEAH. 206 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,567 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RUNNING. 207 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:02,670 >> WHEN YOU'RE UP OFF THE AIR AND RUNNING, YOU'RE BOUNCING OFF 208 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:03,171 THE GROUND. 209 00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:03,938 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TEACH US. 210 00:11:03,938 --> 00:11:06,708 >> THE KEY IS TO LAND ON YOUR HEEL. 211 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,108 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 212 00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:10,311 >> AND THEN YOU KIND OF ROLL FORWARD. 213 00:11:10,311 --> 00:11:13,882 YOU CAN BEND YOUR KNEE AS IT COMES THROUGH, GUILLERMO. 214 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,183 >> Jimmy: ARE THEY WATCHING REALLY CLOSELY? 215 00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:15,817 >> YEAH. 216 00:11:15,817 --> 00:11:18,052 >> Jimmy: AND DO PEOPLE GET PENALIZED A LOT? 217 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,523 IS IT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS REGULARLY? 218 00:11:21,523 --> 00:11:24,259 >> YOU CAN GET THREE DISQUALIFICATION CALLS, AND THEN 219 00:11:24,259 --> 00:11:26,861 ON THE FOURTH THEY MAKE YOU SIT IN A PENALTY BOX. 220 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:28,997 >> Jimmy: WOW. THERE IS A PENALTY BOX. 221 00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:30,598 I LIKE A SPORT WITH A PENALTY BOX. 222 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:33,668 >> CAN I GO AWAY FOR YOU AT THE PENALTY BOX? 223 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:38,172 >> DO YOU REALIZE THE MEXICANS HAVE WON MORE MEDALS IN RACE 224 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:41,276 WALKING THAN ANY OTHER? 225 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:42,010 >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE, GUILLERMO? 226 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:43,244 >> THAT'S TRUE, BUT WE GO LIKE THIS. 227 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:47,949 >> YOU'RE GETTING BETTER. MUCH BETTER. WAIT. 228 00:11:47,949 --> 00:11:50,451 >> Jimmy: WAIT, HOLD ON. OH MY GOODNESS. 229 00:11:50,451 --> 00:11:53,388 HE IS NOT KIDDING AROUND. 230 00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:54,389 >> HE IS READY. OKAY. 231 00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:58,092 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU, GUILLERMO. 232 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,361 >> SO I'M GOING HAVE YOU GUYS START OFF. 233 00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:04,532 DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR ARMS. YOU'RE GOING TO SWING THEM. 234 00:12:04,532 --> 00:12:07,535 >> Jimmy: WAVE OUR ARMS IN THE AIR LIKE WE JUST DON'T CARE? 235 00:12:07,535 --> 00:12:09,704 >> SURE, LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE. 236 00:12:09,704 --> 00:12:13,441 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO STEP OUT AND KIND OF WALK WITH A STRAIGHT LEG 237 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:20,181 AND BEND ‐‐ YOU'RE DOING PERF PERFECTLY JAMIE, PERFECTLY. 238 00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:22,917 PICK UP THE PACE A LITTLE BIT. A NICE ROLL FROM YOUR HEEL TO 239 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:23,885 YOUR TOES. 240 00:12:23,885 --> 00:12:28,656 >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS COOL AS FAR AS PICKING UP WOMEN GOES? 241 00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:29,490 >> UH ‐‐ 242 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,093 >> Guillermo: SO WE GO HOME NOW? 243 00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:32,694 >> ARE YOU COLD? 244 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,829 >> Jimmy: HERE, LET ME WARM YOU UP. SEE? 245 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:38,633 WHEN YOU'RE IN COMPETITION, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE UNFRIENDLY. 246 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,667 >> RIGHT. 247 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:42,170 >> Jimmy: I'M STARTING TO GET AN ERECTION. LET'S SEPARATE. 248 00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:45,206 I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU GO FULL SPEED AND KIND OF SEE HOW 249 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,107 IT'S REALLY DONE. 250 00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:46,908 >> OKAY. 251 00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:49,444 >> Jimmy: UH‐OH, HE IS TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT. 252 00:12:49,444 --> 00:12:50,545 >> Guillermo: OH MY GOD. 253 00:12:50,545 --> 00:12:53,414 >> HERE. TAKE THAT. I'LL START OFF SLOW. 254 00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:57,919 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE WALKING WHEN SOMETHING IS WRONG. 255 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:01,255 >> Guillermo: YEAH. GOOD JOB, KEEP DOING IT, KEEP 256 00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:02,657 DOING IT GOOD JOB! 257 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,561 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE COY BE ALMOST THAT FAST. 258 00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:09,130 LIKE IF WE WERE RACING A SPRINTER, LIKE IF WE WERE 259 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:13,635 RUNNING AGAINST USAIN BOLT, HE WOULD BLOW BY US, BUT WE COULD 260 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:14,335 MAYBE HANG. 261 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,105 >> Guillermo: SHOULD WE TRY IT? 262 00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:20,108 >> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF WE TRY TO RACE YOU, BUT FOR REAL. 263 00:13:20,108 --> 00:13:23,144 WE WANT YOU TO REALLY RACE US. 264 00:13:23,144 --> 00:13:23,511 >> ALL RIGHT. 265 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,213 >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO START BACK THERE, AND WE'RE GOING 266 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:29,384 START RIGHT HERE. ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO! 267 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:30,652 >> Guillermo: JIMMY, DON'T LET HIM CATCH UP! 268 00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:38,926 ♪ 269 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:47,935 [ APPLAUSE ] 270 00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:53,174 [ BLEEP ] 271 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,876 [ HORN ] 272 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,245 >> Jimmy: DID WE HAVE GOOD FORM? YEAH? 273 00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:00,782 >> YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T SEE IT ONCE YOU GOT MY ANY TAIL, THE 274 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:01,147 SMOKE. 275 00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:01,481 >> Jimmy: OH. 276 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:07,488 >> I COULDN'T SEE THE FORM. ABSOLUTELY. 277 00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:10,792 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT A GUMMY? HONESTLY, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 278 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,394 TEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 279 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,497 >> GUILLERMO, YOU'RE PROBABLY A 3 OR 4. 280 00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:22,236 I THINK WITH YOUR BUILD YOU COULD ABOUT A 4 TO 5. 281 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,337 A LITTLE BIT OF WORK. 282 00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:24,238 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 283 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,707 >> IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME DOING IT. 284 00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:26,941 >> Jimmy: WE'LL TAKE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 285 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:31,579 WE'RE GOING TO TRY A NUMBER OF EVENT, AND WE THINK THIS MAY BE 286 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:37,752 THE ONE FOR US TO GET INTO THE OLYMPICS OF 2021 OR 2 OR 287 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,087 WHENEVER THEY HAPPEN. APPRECIATE IT. 288 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,988 >> THANK YOU. 289 00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:44,258 >> Jimmy: IT STOPPED RAINING. 290 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:44,792 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 291 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:48,463 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS PAY TO BE EARLY. 292 00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:52,333 WHAT'S NEXT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 293 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,802 >> Guillermo: WHAT? 294 00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:55,369 >> Jimmy: BADMINTON. 295 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:56,204 >> Guillermo: OH, WOW. 296 00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:58,840 >> Jimmy: THINK ABOUT IT. WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. 297 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,375 FROM THE WORLD CHAMPION LOS ANGELES DODGERS CLAYTON KERSHAW 298 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,011 IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM NOGA EREZ, 299 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,947 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY GARCIA. SO STICK AROUND. 300 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,648 ♪ 301 00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:16,353 ♪ 302 00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:20,190 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT FROM THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPION LOS ANGELES 303 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,292 DODGERS CLAYTON KERSHAW WILL JOIN US. 304 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:27,598 THEN LATER A TALENTED ARTIST FROM TEL AVIV. THIS IS HER ALBUM. 305 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,200 IT'S CALLED "KIDS." MAKING HER TELEVISION DEBUT FROM 306 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:36,940 A FLOWER SHOP ALL THE WAY IN ISRAEL MUSIC FROM NOGA EREZ. 307 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:42,045 THIS WEEK WE HAVE NEW SHOWS WITH JOHN STAMOS, TERRY CREWS AND 308 00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:44,648 CORINNE FOXX. AND WE WILL HEAR MUSIC FROM EASY 309 00:15:44,648 --> 00:15:46,216 LIFE, ZOE WEES AND GRETA VAN FLEET. 310 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:48,819 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A CUBAN‐BORN MIAMI‐RAISED, OSCAR AND GOLDEN 311 00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:52,456 GLOBE‐NOMINATED ACTOR WHO FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON HAS 312 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:57,694 DECIDED TO SPEND HIS 65th BIRTHDAY WITH US HERE TONIGHT. 313 00:15:57,694 --> 00:16:01,865 HE STARS ALONGSIDE KATEY SAGAL IN THE NEW LEGAL DRAMA "REBEL." 314 00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:05,135 IT AIRS THURSDAYS AT 10 HERE ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME ANDY GARCIA. 315 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:11,508 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 316 00:16:11,508 --> 00:16:19,917 ♪ 317 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:29,593 WOW. 318 00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:33,530 WE'RE HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON YOUR 65th BIRTHDAY, BUT NOT FOR 319 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:33,863 YOU. 320 00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:36,900 >> I'M HAPPY I'M HERE ON MY 65th BIRTHDAY. 321 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:40,804 >> Jimmy: WE FEEL SAD FOR YOU HAVE TO BE HERE ON YOUR 65th 322 00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:41,137 BIRTHDAY. 323 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:45,476 >> I ONLY HAVE 40 FRIENDS. JIMMY WANTS ME ON THE SHOW ON MY 324 00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:46,009 BIRTHDAY? WOW. 325 00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:47,611 >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 326 00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,213 HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED YO HAD I KNOWN IT WAS YOUR 327 00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:52,683 BIRTHDAY TODAY. BUT NOW THAT I DO, I'M GLAD 328 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:53,283 YOU'RE HERE. 329 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:56,620 >> IT'S A PLEASURE ALWAYS TO SEE YOU, JIM. 330 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,323 >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC FOR 65 YEARS OLD. YOU. DO YOU DO. 331 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:03,961 I'M SURE IT'S MOSTLY GENETIC, BUT DO YOU MOISTURIZE? 332 00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,430 >> IN ALL THE IMPORTANT PLACES. 333 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:10,167 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LET THIS GO 334 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,535 UNCELEBRATED. SO WE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING. 335 00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:16,006 I THINK WE SHOULD SING HERE. AND HERE WE GO. 336 00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,375 HERE COMES GUILLERMO. 337 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:22,946 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 338 00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:27,951 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 339 00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:33,323 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANDY, 340 00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:39,730 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 341 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:40,197 [ APPLAUSE ] 342 00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:47,070 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! A LOT OF CANDLES. 343 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:47,404 [ APPLAUSE ] 344 00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:51,441 DON'T LIGHT YOUR TIE ON FIRE. HE'S STILL GOT IT! 345 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:56,947 LOOK AT THAT. 346 00:17:56,947 --> 00:18:02,920 HERE IS A LITTLE CUBA LINEBACBR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 347 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,188 AND ONE FOR YOU TOO, GUILLERMO, OF COURSE. 348 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:09,860 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MY FRIEND. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 349 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:14,431 WE'RE PLANNING TO PUT 65 CIGARS ON THE CAKE, BUT IT WAS A FIRE 350 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:18,035 HAZARD. WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST BIRTHDAY 351 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:19,002 MEMORY? DO YOU HAVE, BESIDES THIS, 352 00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:23,740 OBVIOUSLY. 353 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,510 >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ‐‐ I MEAN. 354 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,679 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE 21? 355 00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:29,479 >> I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 356 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:29,846 >> Jimmy: 18? 357 00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,582 >> NO, I DON'T REMEMBER. 358 00:18:31,582 --> 00:18:32,416 >> Jimmy: 10? 359 00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:32,781 >> NO. 360 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:36,553 >> Jimmy: DO I HEAR 5? 361 00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,523 >> NO. I ALWAYS ‐‐ I REALLY BASICALLY 362 00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:45,128 JUST SPEND IT MOST OF THE TIME ‐‐ I GUESS WHEN I TURNED 363 00:18:45,128 --> 00:18:48,131 MAYBE ‐‐ MAYBE 50, THEY SURPRISED ME AT THE HOUSE. 364 00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,066 >> Jimmy: AH. 365 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:50,133 >> A BIG ALL FRIENDS. 366 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:54,271 >> Jimmy: INTRUDERS OR FAMILY AND FRIENDS? BOTH. 367 00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,306 >> AND I WAS REALLY SURPRISED, YOU KNOW. 368 00:18:56,306 --> 00:19:01,979 THE FUNNY THING WAS, NOW THAT I FLASH ON IT, I HAD SOME FRIENDS 369 00:19:01,979 --> 00:19:04,581 COMING FROM FLORIDA, OLD FRIENDS OF MINE SAYING THAT THEIR KIDS 370 00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:08,185 WERE GOING TO LOOK AT LOYOLA MARYMOUNT AND LOCAL SCHOOLS. 371 00:19:08,185 --> 00:19:10,354 I WAS GREAT, COME STAY AT THE HOUSE, WHATEVER. 372 00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:13,323 WE WENT TO GO PLAY GOLF. AND THEN WE'RE AT THE GOLF 373 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:18,195 COURSE, AND THEY SAID YOUR WIFE SLIPPED AND HER KNEE, SHE BLEW 374 00:19:18,195 --> 00:19:22,065 OUT HER KNEE. WE GOT TO GET HOME RIGHT AWAY. 375 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:22,432 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 376 00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:25,202 >> AND I'M GOING OH, GOD, ON MY BIRTHDAY, KNEE BLEW OUT. 377 00:19:25,202 --> 00:19:32,042 AND I GET HOME. WE RUSH HOME. IT WASN'T FAR, IN TOLUCA LAKES, 378 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:36,847 AND AS I'M PULLING IN, I SEE THE KEYBOARD PLAYER IN MY BAND 379 00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:40,550 UNLOADING A KEYBOARD LIKE HALF A BLOCK DOWN MY ROAD. 380 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:45,722 I'M GOING LIKE WHAT THE HELL. ALBERTO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 381 00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:48,992 HIS EYES WENT LIKE THIS. HE SAID I'M ‐‐ OH, YOU LIVE HERE? 382 00:19:48,992 --> 00:19:54,164 I'M DOING A PARTY NEXT DOOR. AND I SAID COME OVER AFTER. 383 00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:58,168 I'LL BE HOME, YOU KNOW. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I STARTED TO 384 00:19:58,168 --> 00:20:02,272 WALK IN, AND I STARTED TO CLICK, YOU KNOW. 385 00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:06,109 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. AND THEN I OPEN THE DOOR AND 386 00:20:06,109 --> 00:20:06,877 THERE WAS I DON'T KNOW. 387 00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:08,712 >> Jimmy: SO I THINK WHAT YOU'RE TELLING US. 388 00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:10,614 >> THAT WOULD BE THE FUN, 50. 389 00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:12,916 >> Jimmy: THE FACT THAT YOU PLAY A DETECTIVE IN MOVIES DOES NOT 390 00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:18,388 MEAN YOU ARE A DETECTIVE IN REAL LIFE? 391 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:24,261 >> I'M NOT A DETECTIVE. I'M NOT COLOMBO. 392 00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:30,000 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEE THE BIRTHDAYS, THEY HAVE THE DRI 393 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,767 DRIVE‐BY BIRDS? 394 00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:31,234 >> YES. 395 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,437 >> Jimmy: WE WANTED TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION. 396 00:20:33,437 --> 00:20:38,008 WE HAVE A WALK‐BY BIRTHDAY PARTY. LET'S GO OUT ON THE STREET. 397 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:40,544 THESE PEOPLE ‐‐ HELLO, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, LADIES? 398 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:42,479 HI, LADIES. 399 00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:42,844 >> HI. 400 00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:45,649 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL. 401 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:46,750 I'M INSIDE THE BUILDING. 402 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:47,115 >> HI. 403 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:50,087 >> Jimmy: AND I'M HERE WITH A VERY SPECIAL PERSON. 404 00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:52,189 HIS NAME IS ANDY GARCIA. THE ACTOR. 405 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:52,823 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH ANDY? 406 00:20:52,823 --> 00:20:54,991 >> I AM. 407 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:55,324 >> YES. 408 00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:56,827 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S HIS 65th BIRTHDAY TODAY. 409 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:59,596 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANDY? 410 00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:00,263 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 411 00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:01,865 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY! 412 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,400 >> YOU CAN TALK TO THEM, ANDY. 413 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,101 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. BE SAFE! 414 00:21:04,101 --> 00:21:05,736 >> THANK YOU. 415 00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:09,940 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. OKAY. 416 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:15,846 WELL, THAT WAS NICE, RIGHT? A WALK‐BY. GOT TO GO. 417 00:21:15,846 --> 00:21:18,548 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG DODGERS FAN. 418 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:21,318 WE'VE ALSO ARRANGED FOR CLAYTON KERSHAW TO BE A PART OF YOUR 419 00:21:21,318 --> 00:21:24,688 BIRTHDAY, BUT HE'S NOT ACTUALLY HERE AND YOU WON'T SEE HIM. 420 00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:29,292 >> WELL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE IN 421 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:30,360 OUR RELATIONSHIP. 422 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,895 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU THROWN OUT THE FIRST PITCH 423 00:21:31,895 --> 00:21:32,896 AT DODGERS STADIUM? 424 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:33,263 >> TWICE. 425 00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:35,165 >> Jimmy: TWO TIMES. WE HAVE PHOTOS FROM BOTH OF 426 00:21:35,165 --> 00:21:37,634 THOSE TIMES. SO THE FIRST ONE ‐‐ WELL, YOUR 427 00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:39,836 FORM IS NOT BAD. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY 428 00:21:39,836 --> 00:21:44,241 IMPROVED BY THE SECOND TIME AROUND. 429 00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:49,513 HAVE YOU BEEN CUBA LIBRE'ING IT UP A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THE FIRST 430 00:21:49,513 --> 00:21:49,877 ONE? 431 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:51,348 >> NO, JUST BEFORE THE SHOW. 432 00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:52,649 >> Jimmy: WAS THAT A THRILL FOR YOU? 433 00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:53,350 >> YEAH. 434 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,218 >> Jimmy: OR WAS THAT SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU NERVOUS? 435 00:21:55,218 --> 00:21:58,255 >> AT LEAST ONE OF THE TIMES, OR MAYBE BOTH OF THE TIMES WAS 436 00:21:58,255 --> 00:21:59,122 CUBAN HERITAGE DAY. 437 00:21:59,122 --> 00:21:59,990 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 438 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:06,463 >> SO I'M THE ONLY CUBAN IN L. A. CALL ANDY. HERE COME OVER. 439 00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:11,601 GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF HOT DOGS. HE'LL BE FINE. 440 00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,069 LIKE A TRAIL OF HOT DOGS. 441 00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:15,839 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN A DODGERS FAN SINCE YOU WERE A KID? 442 00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:18,542 >> SINCE I CAME TO L. A. IN THE LATE '70s, YEAH. 443 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:21,444 >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU CAME TO L. A., YOU WORKED ON A 444 00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:22,646 DOCK WITH BRYAN CRANSTON? 445 00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:25,882 >> YES. WE WORK AT THE ROADWAY DOCK. 446 00:22:25,882 --> 00:22:30,153 YOU KNOW THOSE ‐‐ THOSE 40‐FOOT TRUCKS THAT SAY ROADWAY. 447 00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:30,921 >> Jimmy: ROADWAY, YEAH. 448 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:34,191 >> WE WORKED ON THOSE DOCKS IN THE CITY OF COMMERCE, ALL NIGHT 449 00:22:34,191 --> 00:22:36,927 FROM 7:00 AT NIGHT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, TO 7:00 IN THE 450 00:22:36,927 --> 00:22:37,260 MORNING. 451 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,630 >> Jimmy: SO THERE IS NO WATER NEAR THE DOCK YOU WERE WORKING 452 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:40,995 ON? 453 00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:41,364 >> NO, NO. 454 00:22:41,364 --> 00:22:43,333 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD? 455 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:49,072 >> A BIG SORT OF LIKE ‐‐ IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRACK OF A ‐‐ 456 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:51,675 TRACK AND FIELD, LIKE AN OVAL. AND THEY ALL BACK INTO THAT. 457 00:22:51,675 --> 00:22:54,444 YOU EVEN STRIP AN ENTIRE 40‐FOOTER BY YOURSELF OR YOU 458 00:22:54,444 --> 00:22:56,913 LOAD ONE BY YOURSELF. 459 00:22:56,913 --> 00:22:58,081 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO KNOW BRYAN AT THAT TIME? 460 00:22:58,081 --> 00:23:00,483 >> NOT REALLY. WE KIND OF REMEMBERED EACH OTHER. 461 00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:02,719 HE SAID HEY, I REMEMBER YOU WERE THERE. 462 00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:08,258 WE KIND OF LATER ON, YOU KNOW. WHEN WE MET AS WORKING ACTORS. 463 00:23:08,258 --> 00:23:12,429 WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED. AND YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME AGE. 464 00:23:12,429 --> 00:23:15,465 WHO THE WOULD GUESS TWO GUYS WORKING ON THAT DOCK WOULD GO ON 465 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:16,733 TO BECOME THESE SUPERSTAR. 466 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,269 >> IT'S CRAZY, MAN. I REMEMBER WHENEVER YOU HAD A 467 00:23:19,269 --> 00:23:21,872 LONG PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU HAD TO UNLOAD AND YOU COULDN'T DO IT 468 00:23:21,872 --> 00:23:25,842 BY YOURSELF, YOU WOULD ASK A FELLOW GUY NEXT DOOR, BECAUSE 469 00:23:25,842 --> 00:23:28,345 THESE TRUCKS ARE LOADED UP. THERE IS HUNDREDS OF THEM LIKE 470 00:23:28,345 --> 00:23:31,615 AROUND THIS TRACK. YOU SAY HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A 471 00:23:31,615 --> 00:23:33,550 HAND? SO I'M ‐‐ THERE WAS A LONG ‐‐ 472 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:37,687 BETWEEN YOU AND ME, LIKE A BIG THING WE'RE CARRYING LIKE THIS. 473 00:23:37,687 --> 00:23:40,757 AND THE GUY SAYS HEY, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU MUCH. 474 00:23:40,757 --> 00:23:42,626 I COME HERE PART TIME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 475 00:23:42,626 --> 00:23:45,228 OH, I'M OUT HERE LOOKING FOR WORK AS AN ACTOR. 476 00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:51,935 AND THE GUY SAYS OH, I'M A PRODUCER. 477 00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:57,340 YOU GOT TO START SOMEWHERE, I GUESS. PRODUCER'S OUT OF WOR. 478 00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,842 >> Jimmy: ANDY GARCIA IS HERE. HIS SHOW IS CALLED "REBEL." 479 00:23:58,842 --> 00:24:00,677 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 480 00:24:00,677 --> 00:24:01,980 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 481 00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:07,591 >>> I STARTED RUNNING BACKGROUND CHECKS ON ALL THE POTENTIAL 482 00:24:07,591 --> 00:24:07,924 PLAINTIFFS. 483 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:10,694 >> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BACKGROUND CHECKS YET. 484 00:24:10,694 --> 00:24:11,807 I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE STUDY. WHO IS OVERSEEING IT? 485 00:24:11,807 --> 00:24:13,175 >> DR. NATHANIEL DEFLYNN. 486 00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:13,575 >> NATE? 487 00:24:13,575 --> 00:24:14,076 >> YES. 488 00:24:14,076 --> 00:24:14,677 >> YOUR SON? 489 00:24:14,677 --> 00:24:15,477 >> YES. 490 00:24:15,477 --> 00:24:16,578 >> THE GYNECOLOGIST? 491 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,681 >> DON'T SAY IT LIKE IT'S A DIRTY WORD. 492 00:24:18,681 --> 00:24:22,818 >> OH, YOUR SON THE GYNECOLOGIST IS OVERSEEING A HEART VALVE 493 00:24:22,818 --> 00:24:23,151 STUDY. 494 00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:26,789 >> HE IS CONSULTING WITH A CARDIOLOGIST AND HE IS PERFECTLY 495 00:24:26,789 --> 00:24:27,122 QUALIFIED. 496 00:24:27,122 --> 00:24:27,790 >> YOU LIED TO ME. 497 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:30,693 >> I DID NOT LIE. HE IS DOING A STUDY. 498 00:24:30,693 --> 00:24:35,631 >> THAT IS ANDY GARCIA AND KATIE 499 00:24:35,631 --> 00:24:39,468 SAGAL IN THE NEW SHOW "REBEL." YOU PLAYED HER BOSS. 500 00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:40,836 >> SHE IS NOT TECHNICALLY A LAWYER. 501 00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:47,209 SHE IS NOT A LAWYER ACTUALLY. SHE BRINGS ME ALL HER PRO BONO 502 00:24:47,209 --> 00:24:51,780 CASES AND ALL THE STUFF TO MY OFFICE AND KIND OF COERCES ME 503 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,214 INTO ‐‐ 504 00:24:52,214 --> 00:24:59,421 >> Jimmy: GOT YOU. THIS IS BASED ON ERIN 505 00:24:59,421 --> 00:24:59,788 BRCKOVICH'S ‐‐ 506 00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:01,657 >> INSPIRED BY HER CHARACTER BUT IT'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, AS 507 00:25:01,657 --> 00:25:05,160 IS MINE. 508 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,129 >> Jimmy: SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE A VERSION OF. 509 00:25:07,129 --> 00:25:08,397 >> YEAH, SHE DID. SHE HAD A LAWYER SHE WORKED WITH. 510 00:25:08,397 --> 00:25:12,601 ALBERT FINNEY PLAYED HIM IN THE FILM. OR PLAYED A FICTIONALIZED. 511 00:25:12,601 --> 00:25:14,837 I'M NOT SURE. SHE ALWAYS HAD TO WORK WITH A 512 00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:16,605 LAW FIRM IN ORDER TO TRY THE CASES, YOU KNOW. 513 00:25:16,605 --> 00:25:18,307 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER IS ON THE SHOW. 514 00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:21,944 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR DAUGHTER DANIELLE WAS ON THE SHOW? YEAH. 515 00:25:21,944 --> 00:25:22,544 SHE IS ON THE SHOW WITH YOU. 516 00:25:22,544 --> 00:25:27,182 >> REALLY? WHICH ONE WAS SHE? 517 00:25:27,182 --> 00:25:30,352 >> Jimmy: SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS NOT YOUR LOVE INTEREST. YES. YES. 518 00:25:30,352 --> 00:25:33,722 >> WOW. 519 00:25:33,722 --> 00:25:35,524 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY OF YOUR KIDS ARE ACTING NOW? 520 00:25:35,524 --> 00:25:39,795 >> MY OLDEST DAUGHTER DOMINIQUE AND DANIELA, MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER, 521 00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:44,967 AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER IS A MODEL AND MY SON IS IN MUSIC SCHOOL IN 522 00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:45,968 LOYOLA IN NEW ORLEANS. 523 00:25:45,968 --> 00:25:47,970 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR OTHER LOVE, REALLY, MUSIC? 524 00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:48,604 >> YEAH. 525 00:25:48,604 --> 00:25:50,939 >> Jimmy: IS HE STUDYING? A PERCUSSIONIST? 526 00:25:50,939 --> 00:25:54,510 >> HE IS A PERCUSSIONIST, BUT HE IS IN A MUSIC INDUSTRY PROGRAM. 527 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,879 HE IS A GREAT DJ, A REALLY WONDERFUL DJ. 528 00:25:56,879 --> 00:26:00,716 HE HAS REALLY BEEN DEDICATING A LOT OF HIS TIME TO THOSE SKILLS. 529 00:26:00,716 --> 00:26:03,018 BUT HE PLAYS PERCUSSION AND STUFF. 530 00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:04,420 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE THAT YOUR KIDS ARE DOING THIS STUFF? 531 00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:08,824 >> I LOVE MY KIDS. 532 00:26:08,824 --> 00:26:11,193 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU TOLD THEM YOU GOT TO GO WORK ON THE DOCK IN 533 00:26:11,193 --> 00:26:15,197 THE CITY OF INDUSTRY? 534 00:26:15,197 --> 00:26:17,566 >> THEY HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THAT. 535 00:26:17,566 --> 00:26:19,935 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE NOT? 536 00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:23,238 >> THEY UNDERSTAND THAT DAD DID. BUT THEY'VE HAD ‐‐ THEY HAVE, 537 00:26:23,238 --> 00:26:24,873 YOU KNOW ‐‐ IT'S A DIFFERENT THING, YOU KNOW. 538 00:26:24,873 --> 00:26:29,578 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY SO FAR? 539 00:26:29,578 --> 00:26:29,911 >> NO. 540 00:26:29,911 --> 00:26:32,881 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO BACK OUT ON THE STREET AND SEE IF WE CAN ‐‐ 541 00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:36,685 WELL, THERE GOES A GUY. WE MISSED HIM. HELLO THERE, HI. 542 00:26:36,685 --> 00:26:37,152 HELLO! 543 00:26:37,152 --> 00:26:37,886 >> HI. 544 00:26:37,886 --> 00:26:38,654 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A FAMILY? 545 00:26:38,654 --> 00:26:39,621 >> WE ARE. 546 00:26:39,621 --> 00:26:41,256 >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 547 00:26:41,256 --> 00:26:42,424 >> SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. 548 00:26:42,424 --> 00:26:45,794 >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME TO L. A. WHAT'S GOING ON? 549 00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:47,529 >> COLLEGE TOURING. 550 00:26:47,529 --> 00:26:50,632 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. WHAT SCHOOLS ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 551 00:26:50,632 --> 00:26:53,836 >> CAL POLY AND CHAPMAN. 552 00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:56,238 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. MAY I ASK, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE 553 00:26:56,238 --> 00:26:57,072 ACTOR ANDY GARCIA? 554 00:26:57,072 --> 00:26:58,674 >> YES. 555 00:26:58,674 --> 00:26:59,708 >> Jimmy: GUESS WHAT DAY TODAY IS? 556 00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:00,509 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 557 00:27:00,509 --> 00:27:07,282 >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW! I SWEAR THAT WAS NOT SET UP. 558 00:27:07,282 --> 00:27:15,057 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ANDERSEN'S BIRTHDAY? 559 00:27:15,057 --> 00:27:16,558 >> WE'RE OMNISCIENT. 560 00:27:16,558 --> 00:27:17,893 >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE FAMILY? 561 00:27:17,893 --> 00:27:18,393 >> YES. 562 00:27:18,393 --> 00:27:22,097 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S GOT TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS AT 563 00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,099 THANKSGIVING. WELL THANKS FOR WISHING ANDY A 564 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:26,101 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HE WAS JUST TELLING US HE WAS 565 00:27:26,101 --> 00:27:28,704 HOPING SOME STRANGERS FROM SEATTLE WOULD. 566 00:27:28,704 --> 00:27:30,372 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 567 00:27:30,372 --> 00:27:31,139 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 568 00:27:31,139 --> 00:27:32,541 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THANKS. THERE YOU GO. 569 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:37,212 SEE THAT, ANDY? YOU STILL GOT IT. WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 570 00:27:37,212 --> 00:27:39,781 THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. I APPRECIATE IT. 571 00:27:39,781 --> 00:27:42,017 >> I APPRECIATE YOU. 572 00:27:42,017 --> 00:27:44,419 >> Jimmy: ANDY GARCIA, "REBEL" IS HIS SHOW, THURSDAY NIGHTS, 573 00:27:44,419 --> 00:27:47,723 10:00 HERE ON ABC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CLAYTON 574 00:27:47,723 --> 00:27:48,088 KERSHAW. 575 00:27:48,088 --> 00:27:48,422 [ APPLAUSE ] 576 00:27:48,422 --> 00:27:49,224 ♪ 577 00:27:57,239 --> 00:27:58,239 ♪ 578 00:27:58,239 --> 00:28:00,961 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM NOGA EREZ IS ON THE 579 00:28:00,961 --> 00:28:02,762 WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FUTURE HALL 580 00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:04,731 OF FAMER. AN ALL‐AROUND GOOD GUY. AND ON THE DAYS HE'S NOT 581 00:28:04,731 --> 00:28:08,268 PITCHING AT DODGER STADIUM, HE'LL VACCINATE YOU TOO. 582 00:28:08,268 --> 00:28:10,070 THAT'S TRUE. FROM OUR WORLD SERIES CHAMPION 583 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:12,072 LOS ANGELES DODGERS, PLEASE WELCOME THREE‐TIME CY YOUNG 584 00:28:12,072 --> 00:28:17,444 AWARD WINNER CLAYTON KERSHAW. 585 00:28:17,444 --> 00:28:17,978 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 586 00:28:17,978 --> 00:28:18,612 HEY, CLAYTON. 587 00:28:18,612 --> 00:28:19,813 >> HEY, JIMMY. 588 00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:20,280 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? 589 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,515 >> I'M GREAT, MAN. 590 00:28:22,515 --> 00:28:26,286 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, CLAYTON, I HAVE TO SAY, I IMAGINE THAT YOU 591 00:28:26,286 --> 00:28:30,590 WOULD HAVE A SERIES OF TROPHIES BEHIND YOU, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE A 592 00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:32,626 REGULAR HOUSE YOU'RE IN. 593 00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:35,695 >> YEAH, JUST PICTURES, HUH. NO TROPHY HERE IS. 594 00:28:35,695 --> 00:28:37,464 >> Jimmy: AND THEN THERE IS ONE OF THOSE CORAL THINGS THAT YOU 595 00:28:37,464 --> 00:28:41,801 TAKE FROM THE SEA. 596 00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:45,538 >> YEAH, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I THINK ELLEN WORKED ON THIS FOR 597 00:28:45,538 --> 00:28:48,375 PROBABLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE THIS. SHE REALLY WANTED TO MAKE SURE 598 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:49,743 IT LOOKED GOOD FOR YOU. 599 00:28:49,743 --> 00:28:53,480 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IF YOU SQUAT DOWN A LITTLE BIT, IF YOU 600 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,884 SCRUNCH DOWN, AND GO TO YOUR LEFT, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU 601 00:28:57,884 --> 00:29:01,087 HAVE ANTLERS. YEAH. 602 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,956 >> IT'S A FUN GAME! 603 00:29:02,956 --> 00:29:05,425 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF FUN, I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THIS WEEKEND 604 00:29:05,425 --> 00:29:06,926 WAS A FUN ONE FOR YOU. 605 00:29:06,926 --> 00:29:10,330 >> OH, IT WAS A BLAST. IT WAS JUST ‐‐ THERE ARE SO MANY 606 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:12,732 GREAT THINGS. OBVIOUSLY STARTING WITH THE RING. 607 00:29:12,732 --> 00:29:14,301 BUT WE HAD FANS BACK AT DODGER STADIUM. 608 00:29:14,301 --> 00:29:15,335 [ APPLAUSE ] 609 00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:17,871 IT WAS AWESOME. 610 00:29:17,871 --> 00:29:21,107 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A SWEEP. YOU SWEPT THE NATIONALS. 611 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,110 YOU THREW A SHUT‐OUT. I MEAN, THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THAT'S 612 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,579 A HECK OF A WAY TO COME BACK. 613 00:29:26,579 --> 00:29:29,015 >> YEAH. IT WAS AWESOME. IT'S BEEN A BLAST SO FAR. 614 00:29:29,015 --> 00:29:31,718 IT REALLY HAS. OBVIOUSLY, THE LAST YEAR WAS 615 00:29:31,718 --> 00:29:33,653 GREAT. AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS 616 00:29:33,653 --> 00:29:35,555 YEAR TOO. IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY SPECIAL. 617 00:29:35,555 --> 00:29:37,691 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING WELL. YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN 618 00:29:37,691 --> 00:29:39,492 BASEBALL RIGHT NOW. OF COURSE IT'S VERY EARLY. 619 00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:41,628 BUT YOU DID GET YOUR RING THIS WEEKEND TOO. 620 00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:44,064 >> I DID GET MY RING. I DID. 621 00:29:44,064 --> 00:29:44,597 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXCITING. 622 00:29:44,597 --> 00:29:46,166 >> IT IS. 623 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,069 >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE THE RING? CAN YOU SHOW IT TO US? 624 00:29:49,069 --> 00:29:50,603 >> YEAH YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 625 00:29:50,603 --> 00:29:51,738 >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO SEE IT. 626 00:29:51,738 --> 00:29:53,673 >> YOU GOT TO SEE THE BOX FIRST. 627 00:29:53,673 --> 00:29:55,041 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GREAT. 628 00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:58,745 >> SO HERE IS THE BOX. AND THEN GOT YOUR NAME ON IT. 629 00:29:58,745 --> 00:30:00,847 AND THEN OPEN IT UP, AND IT'S GOT LIKE A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO. 630 00:30:00,847 --> 00:30:02,949 YOU SEE THAT? 631 00:30:02,949 --> 00:30:05,218 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. WOW! 632 00:30:05,218 --> 00:30:08,355 >> AND THEN I'LL TAKE THIS OUT FOR YOU TOO. 633 00:30:08,355 --> 00:30:10,557 YOU SEE IT A LITTLE UP CLOSE LIKE. 634 00:30:10,557 --> 00:30:14,694 >> Jimmy: WOW! THAT'S AWESOME. 635 00:30:14,694 --> 00:30:16,296 >> YEAH. NOT TOO BAD. 636 00:30:16,296 --> 00:30:18,832 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I HAVE ONE OF THOSE IN MY REFRIGERATOR. 637 00:30:18,832 --> 00:30:22,435 EVERY TIME I OPEN IT, IT SHOWS A MONTAGE OF ME EATING DIFFERENT 638 00:30:22,435 --> 00:30:27,907 THINGS. THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. AND HOW DO YOU KEEP THE KIDS 639 00:30:27,907 --> 00:30:30,977 FROM NOT TAKING THAT AND THROWING IT DOWN THE TOILET? 640 00:30:30,977 --> 00:30:33,413 >> WE'RE WORKING ON THAT. SO FAR NOT SO GOOD. 641 00:30:33,413 --> 00:30:36,216 WE'RE WORKING ON IT, THOUGH. 642 00:30:36,216 --> 00:30:40,987 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THE ASTROS GET BOOED AT ANGELS STADIUM? 643 00:30:40,987 --> 00:30:42,389 >> I DID SEE THAT. I DID SEE THAT. 644 00:30:42,389 --> 00:30:47,060 >> Jimmy: DID YOU APPRECIATE THAT? 645 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:50,196 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET ME GO, ARE YOU? 646 00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:53,833 >> Jimmy: AM I THE ONLY ONE STILL HUNG ON THIS? I DON'T KNOW. 647 00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:56,703 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? THE GOOD THING IS I DON'T HAVE 648 00:30:56,703 --> 00:30:59,038 TO BE HUNG UP ON IT BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER FANS 649 00:30:59,038 --> 00:31:01,775 THAT ARE WAITING THEIR TIME FOR IT OF SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 650 00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:02,175 ABOUT IT. 651 00:31:02,175 --> 00:31:04,010 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. THE FANS ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE 652 00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:08,214 OF THIS ONE, I THINK. I TOLD YOU MAYBE LIKE A YEAR 653 00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:11,050 AGO, IT WAS DURING THE WORLD SERIES THAT YOU WERE WEARING 654 00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:12,919 YOUR HAT, WHICH YOU HAVE A TRADITION. 655 00:31:12,919 --> 00:31:15,088 YOU WEAR ONE HAT FOR THE WHOLE SEASON. 656 00:31:15,088 --> 00:31:18,591 AND YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAT, AND IT WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY FILTHY, 657 00:31:18,591 --> 00:31:24,964 AND MY DAUGHTER JANE, WHO IS 6 YEARS OLD SAID WHY IS HIS HAT SO 658 00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:27,167 DIRTY? AND THEN I HAD TO EXPLAIN THE 659 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:32,839 WHOLE HAT THING, WHICH SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL. 660 00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:35,608 BUT EVEN MORE SIGNIFICANTLY YOU START OUT THE NEW SEASON WITH 661 00:31:35,608 --> 00:31:39,312 THE NEW HAT, AND A NEW GLOVE. HOW LONG HAD YOU HAD THE OLD 662 00:31:39,312 --> 00:31:39,677 GLOVE? 663 00:31:39,677 --> 00:31:44,117 >> YEAH, SO I FINALLY RETIRE MID GLOVE AFTER BASICALLY MY WHOLE 664 00:31:44,117 --> 00:31:46,352 CAREER. SO IT'S BEEN ABOUT 13 YEARS. 665 00:31:46,352 --> 00:31:47,554 YEAH, LOOK AT THAT THING. 666 00:31:47,554 --> 00:31:53,426 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE ‐‐ ‐‐ IT LOOKS 667 00:31:53,426 --> 00:31:57,764 LIKE SOMETHING ONUS WAGNER PLAYED WITH. 668 00:31:57,764 --> 00:32:01,434 >> I WOULDN'T OUT WITH THAT THING ON. THEY TOLD ME DURING THE 669 00:32:01,434 --> 00:32:04,671 PLAY‐OFFS, KIDDING AROUND, HEY, IF WE WIN THIS THING YOU NEED TO 670 00:32:04,671 --> 00:32:07,941 RETIRE THAT GLOVE. IT'S TIME. I KIND OF BLEW THEM OFF, OKAY, 671 00:32:07,941 --> 00:32:09,742 WHATEVER. BUT THEY KEPT ON ME. NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO 672 00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:13,813 RETIRE THAT GLOVE. AND THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 673 00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:17,116 THEY WERE RIGHT. SO SURE ENOUGH, WE WON. 674 00:32:17,116 --> 00:32:20,286 AND I PUT IT AWAY. BUT SPRING TRAINING THIS YEAR, I 675 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:21,788 WAS PRETTY HORRIBLE. SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT BREAKING 676 00:32:21,788 --> 00:32:25,158 INTO THE GLASS. GETTING IT BACK OUT. 677 00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:28,194 SO FAR SO GOOD. IT'S STILL IN SAFE KEEPING. 678 00:32:28,194 --> 00:32:30,497 >> Jimmy: DID IT MAKE YOU SAY GOODBYE TO THE GLOVE? 679 00:32:30,497 --> 00:32:32,899 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I FEEL SAD WHEN I GET RID OF A CAR THAT 680 00:32:32,899 --> 00:32:33,366 I'VE LEASED. 681 00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:37,770 >> YES. I DON'T ‐‐ I DON'T DO CHANGE 682 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:41,541 WELL. LIKE HAVE I THE SAME STUFF. I JUST DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING, 683 00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,643 EVER. AND SO, YEAH, IT WAS TOUGH TO 684 00:32:43,643 --> 00:32:44,177 SAY GOODBYE. 685 00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:47,113 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU PICK A NEW GLOVE? 686 00:32:47,113 --> 00:32:49,215 KNOWINGIT'S REALLY LIKE PICKING A WIFE. 687 00:32:49,215 --> 00:32:50,650 KNOWING YOU'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOR A REALLY LONG TIE. 688 00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:55,388 >> YEAH. WELL, I MEAN, TRUTH BE TOLD, 689 00:32:55,388 --> 00:32:58,191 THIS GLOVE IS SIX YEARS OLD THAT I'M USING RIGHT NOW. 690 00:32:58,191 --> 00:33:02,061 I JUST HAD IT STOWED AWAY. SO IT'S STILL AN OLD GLOVE TOO. 691 00:33:02,061 --> 00:33:02,595 >> Jimmy: WOW. 692 00:33:02,595 --> 00:33:03,196 >> YEAH. 693 00:33:03,196 --> 00:33:07,267 >> Jimmy: YOU TAPPED AN EX TO COME IN. 694 00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:08,902 >> YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 695 00:33:08,902 --> 00:33:11,170 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT IS CRAZY. 696 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:13,540 SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FREE AGENT AT THE END OF THE SEASON. 697 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:14,307 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 698 00:33:14,307 --> 00:33:17,777 >> I DO KNOW, THAT YES. 699 00:33:17,777 --> 00:33:21,214 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? ARE YOU THINKING WINNING ANOTHER 700 00:33:21,214 --> 00:33:23,516 WORLD SERIES MAKES YOU MORE OR LESS LIKELY TO RETIRE? 701 00:33:23,516 --> 00:33:27,153 >> I THINK I WILL NOT RETIRE, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 702 00:33:27,153 --> 00:33:31,291 IF WE WON ANOTHER ONE, JIMMY, I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE TOUGH. 703 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:35,628 HOW DO YOU TOP THAT? YOU'RE JUST GETTING GREEDY AT 704 00:33:35,628 --> 00:33:35,962 THAT POINT. 705 00:33:35,962 --> 00:33:38,164 >> Jimmy: WELL, TOM BRADY. LOOK WHAT TOM BRADY DID. 706 00:33:38,164 --> 00:33:41,834 AND I WORRY THAT YOU SEE THAT AND YOU THINK OH, WELL MAYBE 707 00:33:41,834 --> 00:33:47,974 I'LL GO TO SOME HELL HOLE LIKE FLORIDA OR SOMETHING. 708 00:33:47,974 --> 00:33:49,976 >> TOM BRADY IS IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN. 709 00:33:49,976 --> 00:33:52,779 HE IS 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME. I CAN'T IMAGINE. 710 00:33:52,779 --> 00:33:57,050 I HOPE I'M JUST WALKING WHEN I'M 43. 711 00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:59,185 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE NICE. SO YOUR FOUNDATION, YOU HAVE 712 00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:03,623 SOME GREAT CHARITY EVENTS HERE IN LOS ANGELES, AND YOU HAVE 713 00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:07,126 THIS FOUNDATION. AND YOU HAVE COME UP WITH NOW A 714 00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:10,530 BEER. I HAVE THE BEER. YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH TO SEND ME 715 00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:11,564 SOME OF THE BEER. 716 00:34:11,564 --> 00:34:12,498 >> THERE IT IS. 717 00:34:12,498 --> 00:34:14,334 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR PERSONAL BEER NOW. 718 00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:17,971 BY THE WAY, WHEN THEY BREW THIS BEER, AND THIS IS THE REALLY 719 00:34:17,971 --> 00:34:20,807 COOL THING ABOUT IT, THEY HAVE THESE BIG VATS. 720 00:34:20,807 --> 00:34:24,043 IT'S A MICROBREWERY. AND CLAYTON PUTS HIS OLD GLOVE 721 00:34:24,043 --> 00:34:26,112 IN IT, RIGHT? ISN'T THAT HOW YOU GET THE 722 00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:26,445 FLAVOR? 723 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,181 >> WE WERE TRYING TO SELL THIS, OKAY. 724 00:34:28,181 --> 00:34:31,217 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. SO THERE IS NO GLOVE IN IT? 725 00:34:31,217 --> 00:34:33,586 >> NO GLOVE, NO GLOVE. 726 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:36,155 >> Jimmy: TELL US WHO THIS BENEFITS, THIS BEER? 727 00:34:36,155 --> 00:34:39,726 >> IT BENEFITS KERSHAW'S CHALLENGE. IT'S OUR FOUNDATION. 728 00:34:39,726 --> 00:34:43,196 IT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN ‐‐ WE HAVE DIFFERENT BENEFICIARIES ACROSS 729 00:34:43,196 --> 00:34:45,832 THE COUNTRY. BUT HERE IN L. A. WE BENEFIT THE 730 00:34:45,832 --> 00:34:48,234 DREAM CENTER IN DIFFERENT PLACES LIKE SHOES THAT FIT AND THINGS 731 00:34:48,234 --> 00:34:51,304 LINEBACKER THAT. IT WAS A REALLY COOL OPPORTUNITY. 732 00:34:51,304 --> 00:34:54,307 WICKED CURVE, HAVE A BEER OF YOUR OWN AND GET TO RAISE MONEY 733 00:34:54,307 --> 00:34:56,876 FOR A GOOD CAUSE, IT'S KIND OF TWO THINGS THAT YOU'RE DRINKING 734 00:34:56,876 --> 00:34:59,045 FOR A GOOD CAUSE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH 735 00:34:59,045 --> 00:34:59,779 THAT, RIGHT? 736 00:34:59,779 --> 00:35:02,081 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GREAT EXCUSE TO DRINK TOO. 737 00:35:02,081 --> 00:35:03,583 [ APPLAUSE ] 738 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,986 BY THE WAY, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR PAL MATT STAFFORD IS 739 00:35:06,986 --> 00:35:10,657 A QUARTERBACK FOR THE RAMS. YOU GUYS HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER 740 00:35:10,657 --> 00:35:11,124 FOR HOW LONG? 741 00:35:11,124 --> 00:35:16,596 >> YEAH, WE PLAYED SOCCER TOGETHER WHEN WE WERE PROBABLY 8 742 00:35:16,596 --> 00:35:18,464 YEARS OLD. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 743 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,299 >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT A CRAZY THING THAT WAS. 744 00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:22,201 WERE YOU EXCITED HE DECIDED TO COME HERE? 745 00:35:22,201 --> 00:35:26,272 >> YEAH, I'M SUPER EXCITED. I TEXTED HIM WHEN HE GOT TRADED 746 00:35:26,272 --> 00:35:27,940 AND I SAID I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. 747 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:31,811 AND HELP WAS SO FIRED UP. THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTED 748 00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:32,845 TO BE. THE RAMS ARE A GREAT SITUATION 749 00:35:32,845 --> 00:35:34,380 FOR HIM. AND I GET TO WATCH CLOSE. 750 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,615 SO IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME. 751 00:35:35,615 --> 00:35:40,753 >> Jimmy: WOULDN'T IT BE TERRIBLE FOR YOU TO LEAVE ONE OF 752 00:35:40,753 --> 00:35:42,455 YOUR OLD FRIENDS SINCE YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD? 753 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:45,124 IT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO STAY HERE 754 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:46,325 UNTIL THE END OF YOUR CAREER, RIGHT? 755 00:35:46,325 --> 00:35:49,696 >> EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 756 00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:50,029 [ APPLAUSE ] 757 00:35:50,029 --> 00:35:53,299 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. I'M GLAD THAT THINGS ARE OFF TO 758 00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:56,402 A GOOD START. PROCEEDS FROM KERSHAW'S WICKED 759 00:35:56,402 --> 00:36:01,240 CURVE BENEFIT AT‐RISK KIDS THROUGH CLAYTON'S FOUNDATION, 760 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,509 KERSHAW'S CHALLENGE. AND THE DODGERS HOME STAND 761 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:06,846 CONTINUES AGAINST THE ROCKIES TOMORROW NIGHT. THANKS, CLAYTON. 762 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:08,014 CLAYTON KERSHAW, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH NOGA EREZ. 763 00:36:08,014 --> 00:36:10,116 ♪ 764 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:14,957 >> Announcer: THE JIMMY KIMMEL CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 765 00:36:14,957 --> 00:36:17,125 MERCEDES‐BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 766 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:18,193 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS. 767 00:36:18,193 --> 00:36:19,761 YOU CAN SEE HER STREAMING IN CONCERT APRIL 28th AT THE 768 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,865 SUCCULENT SESSIONS. HER ALBUM IS CALLED "KIDS" WITH 769 00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:30,706 THE SONG "VIEWS" AND HELP FROM 770 00:36:30,706 --> 00:36:35,711 ROUSSO, NOGA EREZ! 771 00:36:35,711 --> 00:36:36,076 ♪ 772 00:36:36,076 --> 00:36:38,480 >> SING THE SAME SONG. 773 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,314 ♪ PEOPLE BUY VIEWS 774 00:36:39,314 --> 00:36:45,187 I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS BUT ALSO BAD NEWS FOR EVERYBODY ♪ 775 00:36:45,187 --> 00:36:46,221 ♪ PEOPLE BUY VIEWS 776 00:36:46,221 --> 00:36:47,256 I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS BUT I GOT BAD NEWS 777 00:36:47,256 --> 00:36:48,290 FOR EVERYBODY ♪ 778 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,858 ♪ HOLY WATER IS NO JUICE 779 00:36:49,858 --> 00:36:52,461 BUT I KNOW US JEWS WE DON'T LIKE TO LOSE TO ANYBODY ♪ 780 00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:54,029 ♪ PEOPLE BUY VIEWS 781 00:36:54,029 --> 00:36:57,332 BUT I DON'T BUY VIEWS DON'T TURN ON MY FUSE 782 00:36:57,332 --> 00:36:57,833 AND WATCH YOUR BACK ♪ 783 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,268 ♪ AND WATCH YOUR BACK 784 00:36:59,268 --> 00:37:01,370 I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK I POP A CAN OF IRONLAK 785 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:01,904 AND PAINT YOU BLACK ♪ 786 00:37:01,904 --> 00:37:02,404 ♪ YOUR NAME IN BLACK 787 00:37:02,404 --> 00:37:06,074 THE LIST I'M KEEPING OVER‐PACKED THE OTHERS KEEP ♪ 788 00:37:06,074 --> 00:37:06,575 ♪ THE NUMBERS FAKE 789 00:37:06,575 --> 00:37:09,711 AND CUT THE RANKS SO EVERYDAY I'M LOW UNTIL I BLOW ♪ 790 00:37:09,711 --> 00:37:10,746 ♪ DIGGING HELL LIKE 791 00:37:10,746 --> 00:37:14,349 CALL ME DASHA SNOW MONEY LET THE PUPPETS 792 00:37:14,349 --> 00:37:15,918 RUN THE SHOW M 793 00:37:15,918 --> 00:37:16,451 ♪ UNDER RADAR CALLING 794 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:21,056 ME JANE DOE ANDALE MY B WE HAVE TO GO ♪ 795 00:37:21,056 --> 00:37:22,090 ♪ SEE YA LATER UNDERRATED 796 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:23,659 STILL IT'S ME LMAO AT THE GATE OF EDEN GARDEN ♪ 797 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:24,192 ♪ I'LL BE ON THE 798 00:37:24,192 --> 00:37:25,727 SPEEDY BOARDING TINY TROLLEY WITH MY SLATE IN ♪ 799 00:37:25,727 --> 00:37:27,296 ♪ CLEAN AND SHINING 800 00:37:27,296 --> 00:37:29,398 BUT THEY DON'T MIND IT YOU GOTTA CHIME IN 801 00:37:29,398 --> 00:37:30,432 NOW THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 802 00:37:30,432 --> 00:37:31,466 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW 803 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:35,837 WHAT I KEEP IN STORE WHEN I BE COUNTING 804 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,573 BIG CASH BABY ON THE SCORE ♪ 805 00:37:37,573 --> 00:37:39,107 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW, 806 00:37:39,107 --> 00:37:43,779 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I KEEP IN STORE ♪ 807 00:37:43,779 --> 00:37:45,414 ♪ BYE FOOLS BUY VIEWS 808 00:37:45,414 --> 00:37:52,120 TOUCH WOOD NO BUT ALSO BIG NEWS FOR EVERYBODY. 809 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,555 PEOPLE BUY VIEWS I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS 810 00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:53,889 BUT ALSO BAD M 811 00:37:53,889 --> 00:37:54,356 ♪ NEWS FOR EVERYBODY 812 00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:55,757 PEOPLE BUY VIEWS I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS 813 00:37:55,757 --> 00:37:58,327 BUT I GOT BAD NEWS ♪ 814 00:37:58,327 --> 00:37:58,860 ♪ LOSE TO ANYBODY 815 00:37:58,860 --> 00:37:59,895 PEOPLE BUY VIEWS BUT I DON'T BUY VIEWS 816 00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:07,936 DON'T TURN ON MY FUSE ♪ 817 00:38:07,936 --> 00:38:11,607 ♪ ONE TWO THREE FOR FIFE SIX 818 00:38:11,607 --> 00:38:13,942 SEVEN. EIGHT NINE TEN, YET TO HEAVEN ♪ 819 00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:15,277 I GOTTA WHOLE LOTTA CASH BLOWIN' IT FAST LOOKING 820 00:38:15,277 --> 00:38:16,311 LIKE I'VE STOLEN A STASH ♪ 821 00:38:16,311 --> 00:38:17,379 ♪ WHOA I'M THE BEST BABY 822 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:19,948 Y'ALL LOTTA HATE NOT GETTING CAKE I CAN TELL THAT YOU ♪ 823 00:38:19,948 --> 00:38:23,585 ♪ REPRESENT THAT FAKENESS YEAH 824 00:38:23,585 --> 00:38:27,189 THE JIG IS UP I COULD TELL YOUR WHOLE DAMN CAREER IS GOIN' UNDER 825 00:38:27,189 --> 00:38:29,791 LAST YEAR, I HEATED UP THE WINTER LIKE THE SUMMER 826 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:30,325 SO THIS YEAR I'M ♪ 827 00:38:30,325 --> 00:38:31,893 ♪ MESSIN UP THE BUDGET 828 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,428 NOW THEY DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT 829 00:38:33,428 --> 00:38:34,496 I KEEP IN STORE ♪ 830 00:38:34,496 --> 00:38:34,997 ♪ WHEN I BE COUNTING 831 00:38:34,997 --> 00:38:37,165 BIG CASH THEY BE ON THE SCORE THEY DON'T KNOW ♪ 832 00:38:37,165 --> 00:38:38,233 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW 833 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:43,438 WHAT I KEEP IN STORE BYE FOOLS BUY VIEWS 834 00:38:43,438 --> 00:38:43,805 TOUCH WOOD NO ♪ 835 00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:44,506 ♪ JUST HIT THE FAN 836 00:38:44,506 --> 00:38:51,213 JUST HIT THE FAN JUST HIT THE FAN IT JUST HIT THE FAN ♪ 837 00:38:51,213 --> 00:38:53,849 ♪ IT JUST HIT THE FAN 838 00:38:53,849 --> 00:38:54,683 ♪ PEOPLE BUY NEWS AND NOW IT'S 839 00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:55,917 OLD NEWS ♪ 840 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:56,418 ♪ BUT ALSO BAD NEWS 841 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,520 FOR EVERYBODY PEOPLE BUY VIEWSE I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS ♪ 842 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,054 ♪ BUT I GOT BAD NEWS 843 00:38:59,054 --> 00:39:01,089 SFOR EVERYBODY HOLY WATER IS NO JUICE 844 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,157 BUT I KNOW US JEWS ♪ 845 00:39:02,157 --> 00:39:02,658 ♪ WE DON'T LIKE TO 846 00:39:02,658 --> 00:39:07,329 LOSE TO ANYBODY PEOPLE BUY VIEWS BUT I DON'T BUY VIEWS ♪ 847 00:39:07,329 --> 00:39:08,397 ♪ DON'T TURN ON MY FUSE 848 00:39:08,397 --> 00:39:15,470 AND WATCH YOUR BACK ♪ 849 00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:20,409 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK 850 00:39:20,409 --> 00:39:25,080 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 851 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,551 >> Announcer: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED 852 00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:33,622 BY MERCEDES‐BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 853 00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:38,811 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO ANDY GARCIA, CLAYTON KERSHAW AND NOGA EREZ. 854 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:39,879 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 855 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:41,147 TOMORROW NIGHT JOHN STAMOS AND KATHERYN WINNICK WITH MUSIC FROM 856 00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:45,084 EASY LIFE. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME 857 00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:51,590 GUILLERMO AND I ARE LATE FOR OUR COUPLES MASSAGE. GOODNIGHT. 858 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,124 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 859 00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:59,131 ♪ 860 00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:14,213 ♪ 861 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:41,140 ♪