>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
TONIGHT -- EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO HALL.
ALAN KIM AND MUSIC FROM MADISON BEER AND NOW
JIMMY KIMMEL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. WE SO MUCH TO GET TO
EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO ARE STANDING BY.
DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, BUT FIRST, THE RETURN OF THE
MYTHICAL CREATURE KNOWN AS DONALD TRUMP
WHO WAS AT CPAC, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THE ANTIBIOTIC
YOU GET AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO TED CRUZ IN A HOT TUB.
BUT IT'S NOT. IT IS THE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL
ACTION COMMITTEE CONVENTION. WHERE THINGS GOT OFF TO A
MAGA-NIFICENT START. ♪ THAT OUR FLAG
♪ WAS STILL THERE ♪
OH, SAY ♪ ♪ DOES THAT
♪ STAR-SPANGLED ♪ BANNER
♪ YET WAVE ♪
♪ O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE ♪
♪ EEEEEE. >> Jimmy: AND THAT WAS THE BEST
PART OF THE WHOLE THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT. THE MAIN EVENT WAS FIBERACE
HIMSELF. AFTER WEEKS OF HIBERNATION,
DONALD TRUMP EMERGED FROM HIS CAVE.
HIDING. HE WAS MORE THAN AN HOUR LATE
GETTING STARTED. BUT ONCE HE GOT ONSTAGE, NOT
ONLY WAS THE MAGIC BACK, HE WAS SURPRISINGLY DIPLOMATIC.
SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY SUPPORTIVE OF HIS SUCCESSOR IN THE WHITE
HOUSE. >> Jimmy: JOE BIDEN HAS HAD THE
MOST DISASTROUS FIRST MONTH OF ANY PRESIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY,
THAT'S TRUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SO SAID THE PRESIDENT WHO SPENT HIS FIRST MONTH
ARGUING OVER CROWD SIZE, ORDERED A MUSLIM BAN, RAGE-TWEETED THE
WOMENS' MARCH, FIRED SALLY YATES, MOCKED
ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER FOR LOW RATINGS ON "THE APPRENTICE," AND
GOLFED SIX TIMES. YELL-VIS WENT ON AND ON FOR MORE
THAN 90 MINUTES. HE WAS YELLING.
MY WIFE WAS YELLING AT ME FOR WATCHING IT.
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW THAT SHOW "DR. PIMPLE POPPER?"
ALL THIS DISGUSTING STUFF KEEPS COMING OUT, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH
GOD- WHEN WILL IT END?" BUT UNTIL IT DOES, YOU CAN'T
LOOK AWAY? THAT'S HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S DONALD TRUMP.
BUT HE WAS IN GOOD SPIRITS. READY TO REMINISCE.
HE EVEN SHARED WARM WISHES FROM MELANIA.
>> WHEN I MADE THE FIRST REMARKS, WHEN I CAME DOWN THE
ESCALATOR WITH OUR GREAT FUTURE FIRST LADY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHO SAYS HELLO.
WHO LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS NOT AT ALL. YOU COULD ALL FALL INTO THE SEA,
AND NEITHER ONE OF US WOULD BAT AN EYE.
IT WAS QUITE A SELF-LOVE FEST. HIGHLIGHTED BY TRUMP'S
DELIGHTFUL DELUSION THAT HE IS MORE BELOVED THAN RONALD REAGAN.
>> WE HAD 56 UNBELIEVABLE PACKED RALLIES AND NOBODY'S EVER HAD
ANYTHING LIKE WHAT WE HAD. WE STARTED HEARING "WE LOVE YOU"
I ASKED SOMEBODY BECAUSE WE REALLY LIKED RONALD REAGAN HE
WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT, WE HAD OTHERS AND I SAID, DID ANYBODY
EVER SAY THAT, AND TO THE BEST OF THE SCHOLARS NOBODY'S EVER
HEARD THAT BEFORE. SO IT'S AN HONOR, BELIEVE ME,
IT'S AN HONOR. >> Jimmy: ONE I'M HUMBLED BY.
HE IS SOMETHING ELSE. HE FEELS COMPETITIVE WITH DEAD
PEOPLE! TRUMP ALSO TOOK SHOTS AT THE
SUPREME COURT. HE SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE
"GUTS OR THE COURAGE TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION."
THAT'S GOOD. THE DRAFT DODGER WHO CAN'T OPEN
HIS OWN DIET COKES IS TALKING ABOUT GUTS AND COURAGE.
AND OF COURSE, THE BIG QUESTION MANY HAVE BEEN ASKING IS WILL
TRUMP RUN AGAIN? AND THE ANSWER IS MAYBE,
PROBABLY -- OKAY, YES. >> BUT WHO KNOWS?
WHO KNOWS? I MAY EVEN DECIDE TO BEAT THEM
FOR A THIRD TIME, OKAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HA HA. DIDN'T GERMANY SAY THE
SAME THING AFTER WORLD WAR II? NOW LOOK AT THIS CROWD, I WANT
YOU TO WATCH THIS GUY HERE, THIS GUY, YEAH.
GOING ABSOLUTELY BANANAS.
OVER THIS. JUST
JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE HIS CHEER SQUAD WON REGIONALS.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THAT EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING IN
MY LIFE. HE'S NEVER GONNA LOVE YOU, ERIC
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST GIVE DONALD TRUMP FLORIDA
AND SAY GOODBYE. LET'S CUT IT RIGHT HERE.
THERE WERE A LOT OF CRAZY SPEECHES, BUT TRUMP OUT-CRAZIED
THEM ALL. WHICH WAS NO MEAN FEAT,
CONSIDERING THAT ONE OF THE SPEAKERS IS PART OF A JAPANESE
CULT THAT BELIEVES ITS FOUNDER IS AN ALIEN FROM VENUS.
AND ANOTHER ONE WAS DON JR. TO HIS CREDIT, TRUMP DID URGE
EVERYONE TO GET VACCINATED. BUT HE DID NOT MENTION THAT HE
GOT VACCINATED HIMSELF, "NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED
THAT TRUMP AND MELANIA WERE VACCINATED AT THE WHITE HOUSE IN
JANUARY. WHY WOULD YOU GET A VACCINE FOR
A VIRUS THAT DISAPPEARED, THAT WASHED AWAY ON ITS OWN LAST
SUMMER? I DON'T KNOW.
THEY PROBABLY HAD TO VACCINATE HIM BY COVERING THE NEEDLE IN
PEANUT BUTTER, AND MAKING HIM EAT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AS FAR AS WE KNOW, TRUMP DID NOT
GET PAID TO SPEAK AT CPAC. EVEN THOUGH IT IS A FOR-PROFIT
EVENT. THEY SELL ALL KINDS OF GREAT
STUFF. THIS IS REALLY A GREAT PLACE TO
DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, THIS
THISSER BEST --
PART OF WAKING UP IS DONALD TRUMP."
THERE ARE SHIRTS THAT SHOW JOE BIDEN WITH A HITLER
MUSTACHE. AND THIS GUY WEARING A TRUMP
MASK LIKE A CHINSTRAP IS SELLING PRODUCTS VIA MAGAHAMMOCKS.COM.
HE SELLS DONALD TRUMP-THEMED HAMMOCKS.
THIS ONE GOES FOR 1500 BUCKS. THERE'S A "FAKE NEWS" HAMMOCK
FOR THE UNUSUAL PRICE OF $499.20.
AND THIS ONE SAYS, "DEPLORABLE." ON IT, ALSO $499.20
ALL PROUDLY MADE IN EL SALVADOR. I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE
WEBSITE. THERE'S A SECTION OF "FREQUENTLY
ASKED QUESTIONS." SECTION, HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS,
"HOW DO I GET IN AND OUT OF A HAMMOCK?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "HOW TO SIT ON A HAMMOCK CHAIR?"
AND "CAN I USE MY HAMMOCK WHEN IS WET?'
[ LAUGHTER ] YES, BUT WHEN IS WET, WHY YOU BE
IN RAIN? [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO BUYS THESE? IT'S LIKE THEY OPENED A DOLLAR
TREE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF HAMMOCKS, GUESS WHO ELSE SHOWED UP TO CPAC?
>> THERE'S NO OTHER COUNTRY THAT HAS A DREAM.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? THERE'S NO FRENCH DREAM OR
CANADIAN DREAM OR NIGERIAN DREAM.
ONLY AN AMERICAN DREAM. >> AMERICAN DREAM.
>> Jimmy: AND AS SOMEONE WHO SLEEPS 14 HOURS A DAY,
DR. CARSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT DREAMS.
AND NOT ONLY WERE PHILOSOPHIES EXCHANGED AT CPAC.
NOT ONLY WERE PRINCIPLES AND VALUES CEMENTED AND SHARED.
THERE WERE A LOT OF LAUGHS TOO. >> 15,000 FANS, THREE NIGHTS IN
ORLANDO, C-PACKED WITH LAUGHS, FEATURING THE FUNNIEST WHITES IN
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. >> ORLANDO IS AWESOME.
NOT AS NICE AS CANCUN. >> THE KINGS OF CONSERVATIVE
COMEDY. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THE
COMEDY EVENT FOX NEWS CALLS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING SINCE
HILLARY COLLAPSED ON THE SIDEWALK.
NO MESS. >> APPARENTLY THE PROTOCOL
CHANGED AGAIN. >> NO CENSORSHIP.
>> FAUCI ME, FAUCI YOU. >> AND PUNCH LINES.
>> I HEAR AMERICA'S BACK, BACK TO WHAT?
>> MORE THAN TWO AND HALF HOURS OF
POTATO JOKES. >> MR. POTATO HEAD WAS AMERICA'S
FIRST TRANSGENDER DOLL AND EVEN HE GOT CANCER.
>> STARRING KIMBERLY GILL FOIL. >> LEADING
FROM BEHIND FROM BEHIND KAMALA, THAT IS.
>> AND FLATO THE ENTERTAINER. >> SPEAKING OF BOMBING THE
MIDDLE EAST, HAVE YOU SEEN LIZ CHENEY'S POLL NUMBERS.
>> AND HEADLINER TED CUCARACHA CRUZ.
>> IF YOU STAND UP PUT THE MASK ON.
>> WITH SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE FROM HOLLOW GRAM.
AND INTRODUCING -- >> A TRIUM FANTAY ITRIUMPHAN PR
MAKE A RETURN TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
I WONDER WHO, WHO WHO WILL IT BE.
MELANIA. >> THE CONSERVATIVE COMEDYIANS
YOU WILL PEE YOUR PANTS. >> IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF
WALLACE, FREEDOM. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD BUY,
TED. ON THE OTHER SIDES OF
THE POLITICAL COIN LAST NIGHT, THE GOLDEN GLOBES.
WERE ON NBC, THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE THE OPPOSITE OF CPAC IN
EVERY WAY. EXCEPT FOR THEY DON'T HAVE ANY
BLACK PEOPLE ON THE BOARD. THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON
OTHERWISE IT WAS VERY DIFFERENT. IT WAS A VIRTUAL SHOW.
AND THEY HAD TECHNICAL PROBLEMS. BUT THERE WERE SOME HIGHLIGHTS.
TWO WEEKS AGO, JODIE FOSTER WAS HERE ON OUR SHOW.
WE TALKED ABOUT THE FACT THAT GREEN BAY PACKERS QB
AARON RODGERS THANKED HER WHEN HE GOT HIS MVP AWARD.
WHICH SHE HAD NO IDEA WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD THANK AARON RODGERS IF SHE WON
THE GOLDEN GLOBES. >> -- AND AARON RODGERS.
>> Jimmy: THE ANSWER IS YES, YOU WOULD.
THE MOST UNEXPECTED TRIUMPH OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN TRACY MORGAN
GAVE THE AWARD FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCORE TO MY COUSIN SAL, INSTEAD
OF THE MOVIE "SOUL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND THE GOLDEN GLOBE GOES TO --
"SAL" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, SAL. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU WERE
RECOGNIZED FOR YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS IN MUSIC.
TODAY, BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU JUST WOKE UP IS MARCH 1st.
MARCH IS HERE. GUILLERMO, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S
MARCH? GUILLERMO.
>> TIME GOES FAST. >> Jimmy: WELL YOU'RE NOT ALONE
IN DISBELIEF. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MONTAGE OF
INCREDULOUS NEWSCASTERS. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S MARCH
1st. >> NO CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S
MARCH. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S MARCH
1st ALREADY. >> MARCH 1st CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT. >> MARCH 1st, CAN YOU BELIEVE
IT. >> MARCH 1st CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
>> MARCH 1st, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.
>> OH, MY GOSH, HARD TO BELIEVE. >> HARD TO BELIEVE WE ARE
ALREADY INTO THE MONTH OF MARCH. >> HARD TO BELIEVE WE'RE ALREADY
I THE MONTH OF MARCH. >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY
MARCH. >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY
MARCH. >> HARD TO BELIEVE IT IS MARCH.
>> HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S MARCH. >> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S MARCH.
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY MARCH.
>> IT'S FUNNY, I WAS GETTING READY THIS MORNING AND I'M LIKE,
I BET YOU IT'S MARCH BY NOW. SO I LOOKED AT THE CALENDAR,
THERE YOU GO. >>.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO. WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD BE NEXT,
APRIL. ANYONE'S GUESS.
THE END OF FEBRUARY MARKS THE END OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH, AND
THE START OF A NEW TIME OF CELEBRATION.
>> BLACK HISTORY MONTH A TIME OF REFLECTION AND
COMMEMORATION FOR ALL AMERICANS IS COMING TO A CLOSE.
TO MAKE WAY FOR WHITE HISTORY MONTHS.
BRING IN HANNITY'S FAVORITE MONTHS OF THE YEAR MARCH THROUGH
JANUARY, EPIC PERSUASION OF THE CAUCASIAN PERSUASION
-- WE GOT
OAKLEY'S VELVEETA CHEESE.
GETTING OFF WHERE A WARNING. AND
I HAVE A DREAM FEATURING
GIANNA CARA IN CONCERT.
KICK IT OFF FOR WHITE KICK OFF MONTH SPECTACULAR
-- WHITE ON.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU EXCITED ABOUT THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MONTH OF MARCH IS?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S WOMEN'S HISTORY
MONTH. >> OH, IT IS, WOW, THAT'S GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: HA HA. APRIL IS DRUNKEN SIDE KICK
MONTH, SO LOOK FORWARD TO THAT. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. AND I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER WAY
TO KICK OFF WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH THAN WITH A
BACHELOR: WOMEN TELL ALL" SPECIAL.
WHICH AIRED TONIGHT ON ABC, ALL THE WOMEN WHO WERE REJECTED
BY THIS YEAR'S BACHELOR GET TOGETHER FOR A LONG GROUP
THERAPY SESH LED BY NOTED PSYCHIATRIST CHRIS HARRISON.
FOR THE MOST PART IT WAS CHILDISH.
A BUNCH OF IMMATURE PEOPLE YELLING OVER EACH OTHER.
SO WE AS WE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DO GAVE IT THE TODDLER
TREATMENT, AND I THINK YOU WILL AGREE THAT IT MAKES A LOT MORE
SENSE LIKE THIS. ♪
>> THE HOUSE ACTUALLY DID HAVE SOME WOMEN.
>> UNFORTUNATELY -- >> WHY ARE YOU LUMPING EVERYONE
TOGETHER. >> THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS GUYS A
PROBLEM. >> BULLYING IS SUCH A STRONG
WORD. >> IS THE HOUSE REALLY TOXIC.
>> OKAY MEAN GIRL [ BLEEP ] WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL IT, THE
HOUSE WAS NOT TOXIC UNTIL YOU MADE IT TOXIC.
>> YOU CAME HARDER ALMOST MORE THAN ANYBODY.
>> EXCUSE ME I'M STILL SPEAKING. >> GO AHEAD.
>> -- >> IT'S CALLED GROWING YOU BED
WETTER. >> Jimmy: SUCH A FUN AGE,
IT REALLY IS. WE HAVE A VERY EXCITING SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT. FROM THE NEW MOVIE "MINARI,"
8-YEAR-OLD ALAN KIM IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE IS ADORABLE. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM
MADISON BEER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO HALL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: TONIGHT ON THE SHOW FROM THE NEW MOVIE
"MINARI," ALAN KIM IS HERE. HE IS 8-YEARS-OLD, AND HE IS
ADORABLE. RIGHT GUILLERMO.
>> YEAH HE'S FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: AND FROM NEW YORK CITY
HER NEW ALBUM IS CALLED "LIFE SUPPORT."
MUSIC FROM MADISON BEER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH SACHA BARON COHEN,
CHARLES BARKLEY, DAISY RIDLEY, WESLEY SNIPES.
AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM DAVID-O, CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE, AND
ASHE FEATURING FINNEAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PLEASE JOIN US FOR EACH AND EVERY SHOW.
33 YEARS AGO, OUR FIRST GUESTS STARRED IN ONE OF THE MOST
BELOVED COMEDIES OF ALL. THEY ARE TOGETHER AGAIN WITH A
SEQUEL THAT WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED OF ALL,
"COMING 2 AMERICA" HITS AMAZON PRIME VIDEO ON FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO HALL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, GUYS.
HOW YOU DOING? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING WITH US, FIRST OF ALL.
I DIDN'T SNOW WHAT TO EXPECT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT,
WHETHER YOU GUYS WOULD BE TOGETHER.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE TOGETHER PHYSICALLY?
>> EDDIE'S DAUGHTER, MY GODDAUGHTER WENT TO AN ART SHOW
AND WE ALL WENT AND THERE WAS A LADY THERE WITH A MASK ON AND
I'D NEVER SEEN ANYBODY WITH A MASK ON BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
THERE AND I WAS JOKING, LIKE, LOOK AT NURSE JACKIE OVER IN THE
CORNER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE ALL WAS OUT LOOKING FOR MASKS 74 HOURS LATER.
>> Jimmy: THIS WAS A YEAR AGO AT THE BEGINNNG OF THE WHOLE DEAL.
>> YEAH, JANUARY, FEBRUARY. >> Jimmy: DO YOU MISS EACH
OTHER? >> HA HA HA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, I
WAS LOOKING AT A BUNK OF VIDEO -- BUNCH OF VIDEO AND
FOUND A VIDEO OF YOU GUYS BEING INTERVIEWED BEFORE THE FIRST
MOVIE CAME OUT, THIS WAS 1988. I WANT TO SHOP A CLIP -- SHOW A
CLIP. >> THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I SAW
HIM. >> EVER SINCE THEN WE'VE BEEN
DOING THIS -- >> WE'LL BE COMING TO A CITY
NEAR YOU. >> REAL SOON.
>> HERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: SO MANY YEARS LATER
YOU'LL STILL PALS. >> 1988.
>> CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST
EDDIE ON THE SHOW LAST TIME, BUT REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS A PARTY
AFTER DOLAMITE AT EDDIE'S HOUSE AND SOMEHOW I GOT INVITED TO
YOUR HOUSE AND MY WIFE AND I WERE THE FIRST TO ARRIVE, WHICH
WAS EMBARRASSING, WE WALK IN THE DOOR AND YOU GUYS WERE SITTING
ON THE COUCH WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND I BLURTED OUT OH,
THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE LIKE.
SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE
WATCHING? >> MONO NEON.
>> Jimmy: A GUY WHO IS AN UNBELIEVABLY TALENTED BASS
PLAYER. >> HE'S NOT JUST A BASS PLAYER.
HE'S A BASS PLAYER, AND HE'S -- BA
BASKIET AND SKITTLES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S
UNBELIEVABLE. I'M READING THIS INTERVIEW WITH
THE TWO OF YOU GUYS IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" AND THE GUYS ASKED
IF YOU SHARE A MAKE-UP TRAILER AND ARCEGSENIO SAID NO, WHY NOT
ARSENIO? >> SOMETIMES I WANT TO WATCH CNN
OR [ BLEEP ] AND EDDIE [ BLEEP ] -- EDDIE LOVES --
>> [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT. HA HA HA.
>> EDDIE HAS VERY SPECIFIC
THINGS HE LIKES TO WATCH. HE WON'T WATCH IT AND THEN SAY
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO WATCH. WE HAVE TO WATCH MONO NEON FOR
SIX HOURS, SOMETIMES THOSE MAKE UP JOBS ARE SIX HOURS.
SO I WANTED MY OWN TV. >> I CAN WATCH HIM FOR SIX
HOURS. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN, HONESTLY.
I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE I WAS LIKE OH, MY GOD THIS IS WHAT
THEY WERE WATCHING TWO YEARS AGO.
LET'S SHOW A CLIP SO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE DEAL.
♪ >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
BY THE WAY, NEXT TIME YOU GUYS ARE HERE I PROMISE I WILL FLY
HIM IN WHEREVER HE IS TO BE ON THE SHOW.
>> I THINK HE'S A CALIFORNIA ARTIST.
>> Jimmy: THAN I'LL DRIVE HIM IN.
WHATEVER IT IS. >> HEY, JIMMY, I THINK PRINCE
WAS ABOUT TO HIRE HIM RIGHT BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY.
HE'S AN UNBELIEVABLE MUSICIAN. >> ABSOLUTELY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DISLIKE HIM SO MUCH, ARSENIO.
[ LAUGHTER ] .
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HAD LIKE A REAL FIGHT.
ARGUMENT WHERE YOU DIDN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER?
>> EDDIE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME. I GOT HANDS.
THE FURNITURE WILL START MOVING, JIMMY.
HE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME. >> HE SAID THAT IN JEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE NICKNAMES
FOR EACH OTHER? >> YES, I CALL HIM PUNK ASS
BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, NOW THE PANDEMIC CAN NEVER END BECAUSE I'M WHIPPING
YOUR ASS CALLING ME PUNK ASS BITCH ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, I FIND IT HARD TO INTERVIEW MY CLOSE
FRIENDS BECAUSE I FEEL I KNOW THE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS I ASK.
ARSENIO, I WONDER IF YOU HAD THAT WHEN EDDIE WOULD COME ON
"THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW" WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO INTERVIEW
HIM? >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE OLD
INTERVIEWS, WE JUST BE LAUGHING. >> I WATCHED ONE TODAY.
>> I THINK ON "IN LIVING COLOR" THEY MADE A JOKE WHEN WE DO
INTERVIEWS, IT'S JUST US LAUGHING INSIDE STUFF SAYING
[ BLEEP ] THAT ONLY US KNOW. LATER ON, HA, HA,, SCREAMING AND
FALLING OUT. WAS NEVER SCRIPTED.
>> YEAH, ONE TIME I WAS INTERVIEWING HIM AND WE ACTUALLY
FORGOT THE WHOLE SEGMENT AND CLIP AND EVERYTHING AND BROUGHT
ON HIS UNCLE RAY. >> Jimmy: HA HA HA.
>> WHO WAS THE SINGER THAT WAS MAD?
STEPHANIE MILLS WAS MAD. REMEMBER BECAUSE SHE WENT TOO
LONG. SHE WAS ON THE SHOW.
SHE WAS MAD. >> Jimmy: SHE GOT BUMPED.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I HEARD SHE WAS MAD BECAUSE SHE WAS ON THE SHOW
WE HAD UNCLE RAY. >> Jimmy: ARSENIO HAS THE
TALK-SHOW LOOK ON HIS FACE, YOU DON'T KNOW, I DID A MILLION
SHOWS AND A HUNDRED PEOPLE WERE MAD.
>> THAT WAS LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO GET A CALL FROM STEPHANIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M STILL MAD, ARSENIO, I'M
STILL MAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EDDIE, WHEN ARSENIO WAS ON "THE CELEBRITY APPREN
APPRENTICE" DID YOU WATCH HIM ON THAT SHOW?
>> YOU WATCHED! >> I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED THE
FINALE OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: HA HA.
ARSENIO WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD FROM YOUR MENTOR, YOUR
CELEBRITY MENTOR, DONALD TRUMP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HA HA HA HA. WE DON'T TALK A LOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS WEIRD, HE
GOT MAD AT ME ONCE, LIKE, HE WON'T TEXT YOU, HE GOT MAD AT ME
ONCE BECAUSE I DID AN INTERVIEW AND HE SAID I DIDN'T MENTION
HIM. SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T MENTION
EVERYTHING YOU SAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> HE TOOK THE INTERVIEW AND WROTE IN SHARPIE, NO TRUMP AND
HE PHOTOGRAPHED AND E-MAILED IT TO ME.
IT WAS THE STRANGEST TRANSMISSION I EVER HAD.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S WHAT I WROTE ON MY BALLOT
IN NOVEMBER, ACTUALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] ARE THERE CAST MEMBERS FROM
"COMING TO AMERICA" THAT YOU GUYS HAD NOT SEEN SINCE YOU SHOT
IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND? >> JOHN AMOS.
>> I HADN'T SEEN OHI. I SEEN JOHN AMOS A FEW TIME, I
HADN'T SEEN OJAI SINCE THE LAST MOVE.
>> Jimmy: WOW AND LOUIS ANDERSON, I LOVE SEEING HIM IN A
CAP, DON'T WANT TO GIVE MUCH AWAY.
>> IT'S A DASHIKI. THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER.
>> Jimmy: HA HA. HOW DID LOUIS COME TO BE A PART
OF THAT FILM? AND YOUR WORLD THERE?
>> I LOVE LOUIS BUT I THINK WE WERE FORCED TO PUT LOUIS IN IT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT? >> WE WERE FORCED TO PUT A WHITE
PERSON. >> YEAH, PARAMOUNT WAS LIKE,
BECAUSE THE WHOLE CAST WAS BLACK, IT WAS IN THE 80'S,
THEY'RE LIKE THERE HAS TO BE A WHITE PERSON IN THE MOVIE.
WHAT? SO IT'S WAS, WHO IS THE FUNNIEST
WHITE GUY AROUND. .
WE KNEW LOUIS WAS COOL SO THAT'S HOW LOUIS GOT IN THE MOVIE.
>> WOW, HE'S THE FUNNIEST WHITE PERSON YOU KNOW.
PRETTY GREAT DISTINCTION TO HAVE.
>> BACK THEN IT WAS 1988, IT WAS LIKE, LOUIS WAS REALLY FUNNY,
IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A WHITE GUY, HE'D BE PERFECT.
>> Jimmy: LOUIS IS STILL PERFECT.
>> AND JIMMY, IT WAS OFFICIAL. I HAD A LIST.
THEY GAVE ME A LIST WITH THREE WHITE GUYS, THEY SAID WHO WOULD
YOU RATHER WORK WITH. I SAID LOUIS.
>> Jimmy: REALLY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE OTHER TWO?
>> OH, YEAH. BUT I CAN'T SAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK
WE'RE GOING TO JUMP IN THE TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE
BARBER SHOP. "COMING 2 AMERICA" COMING TO
AMAZON PRIME ON FRIDAY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH EDDIE AND
ARSENIO. >> Announcer: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY CROWN ROYAL.
IN PARTNERSHIP WITH "COMING 2 AMERICA," HONORING BLACK
HERITAGE MONTH AND BLACK ROYALTY ALL YEAR ROUND.
>>> WELL, I'LL BE DAMN, LOOK WHO DONE COME UP IN HERE.
>> AH -- >> DIAMOND AND BLOOD DIAMOND.
>> YES, MANDELA AND WINNY. >> IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD SEEMS TO BE THRIVING.
>> THAT'S THAT GENTRIFICATION. THE COLOR MAN DIDN'T HAVE
[ BLEEP ], THEN THE WHITE MAN MOVE IN WITH THE DOG PARKS AND
MY BROWN STONE WORTH $10 MILLION.
>> YOUR BROWN STONE AIN'T WORTH NO $10 MILLION.
>> IT IS TOO WORTH $10 MILLION AND I'M GONNA SELL IT AND GET ME
A TESLA. CLEAR CHEER
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO HALL IN "COMING 2
AMERICA" I'D LOVE TO TALK TO THE GUYS IN THE BARBER SHOP YOU EVER
TALK ABOUT THAT. >> OH, NO, IT FATAKES SIX HOURSO
DO THAT MAKE UP. A MOVIE TAKE THREES MONTHS TO
DO, TO DO A MOVIE WITH THOSE PEOPLE WOULD TAKE LIKE A YEAR.
>> Jimmy: I SEE THAT AS YOUR PROBLEM, AND NOT OURS, YOU KNOW.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S A TRIP, IT'S KIND OF LIKE IT'S THANKLESS
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IT'S US IN THOSE MAKE UPS.
LAST WEEK, I WAS DOING THE INTERVIEW WITH OPRAH, SHE WAS
LIKE, OH, THE -- I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 9 -- THE BARBER
SHOP, I SAID I'M THE OLD JEWISH GUY IN THE BARBER SHOP, SHE WAS
LIKE WHAT, SHE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
SHE SAW THE ORIGINAL AND THIS ONE AND ALL THIS TIME DIDN'T
KNOW. AND SHE'S NOT THE ONLY PERSON
THAT DOESN'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THOSE MAKE UPS, THOSE MAKE UPS ARE AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> ORIGINALLY THEY'RE DESIGNED
BY RICK BAKER, THE GENIUS, AND THOSE MAKE UPS, YOU CAN'T TELL,
YOU CAN'T SEE, IT'S LIKE, I COULD GO TALK TO YOU AND YOU
WON'T KNOW THAT IT'S A MAKE UP. IT'S LIKE AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST OLD PEOPLE MAKE UP I'VE SEEN IN ANY
MOVIE, I REALLY THINK IT IS. DID YOU EVER APPROACH STRANGERS
THEY DIDN'T MOW? ON AND THEN - THEY DIDN'T KNOW?
>> EDDIE HIT ON AN OLD LADY ONCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> RICK BAKER LET US WALK AROUND, HE SAID TRY IT OUT, SEE
HOW IT WORKS OF AND EDDIE RAN INTO JOHN AMOS AND THEN GOT AN
OLD LADY'S PHONE NUMBER, SHE THOUGHT HE WAS A REAL OLD DUDE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC. AND DID YOU CALL?
>> YEAH, NOT ONLY DID I CALL -- NO NEVER MIND --
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: TRACY MORGAN IS IN THE MOVIE.
AND I WONDER IF YOU HAD A PART YOU THOUGHT TRACY WOULD BE GREAT
FOR OR IF YOU THOUGHT WE GOT TO PUT TRACY IN THE MOVIE, LET'S
COME UP WITH A PART FOR HIM. >> YOU KNOW, FROM THE VERY
BEGINNING, UP UNTIL THE THIRD DRAFT OF THE SCRIPT, TRACY
MORGAN WAS MY SON WHEN I FIRST GOT THE IDEA I WAS LIKE, TRACY
MORGAN'S GOING TO BE MY SON. WE WROTE TWO OR THREE VERSIONS
OF THE SCRIPT AND AFTER WE STARTED WRITING FOR LESLIE WE
WERE LIKE WILL PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS IS ME AND LESLIE'S CHILD.
BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S OUR AGE.
SO I STARTED THINKING OF IT DIFFERENTLY.
TRACY WAS STILL GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE BUT AS A DIFFERENT
CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: RIGHT YEAH.
>> JIMMY, I WOULD DROP HINTS BCAUSE I NEVER LIKED THAT IDEA,
I LOVED TRACY AND WANTED HIM IN IT BUT I WOULD SAY MAYBE FOR THE
THIRD ONE MORGAN FREEMAN CAN BE YOUR SON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU GUYS SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF --
>> THAT'S VERY FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO, AFTER ONCE WE CAN GO TO
COMEDY CLUBS AGAIN, YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS WHOLE GROUP FROM
THE MOVIE AND DO SOME KIND OF STAND-UP TOUR, IS THAT TRUE?
>> THERE'S SO MANY COMICS IN THE MOVIE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YOU GOT MYSELF, ARSENIO,
JERMAINE FOWLER, TREVOR NOAH, MICHAEL BLACKSON, LESLIE JONES.
>> Jimmy: TRACY. >> TRACY MORGAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF COMICS, WE COULD DO A "COMING 2 AMERICA"
TOUR AND CALL THE TOUR COMING ALL OVER AMERICA.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT. THINGS HAVE BEEN TOO CLEAN UP
UNTIL NOW WITH ALL OF THE HAND WASHING AND MASK.
>> ABOUT TO JUMP THINGS OFF. >> Jimmy: WELL, I GOT TO TELL
YOU MY WIFE AND I WATCHED THE MOVIE ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. I DON'T THINK THERE'S GOING TO
BE I A SINGLE PERSON WHO LOVED THE FIRST ONE WHO WILL BE
DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY
AND YOU'RE SO GREAT IN IT. >> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S "COMING TO AMERICA" AND WILL BE
AVAILABLE TO STREAM FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
SO THAT'S YOUR WEEKEND PLAN. ARSENIO HALL AND EDDIE MURPHY,
THANKS, APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JIMMY KIMMEL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HI THERE. MUSIC FROM
MADISON BEER IS COMING UP. OUR NEXT GUEST STARRED IN A
GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING FILM, WAS NOMINATED FOR A SCREEN ACTORS
GUILD AWARD, AND LOST AT LEAST 2 BABY TEETH ALL THIS YEAR.
HIS MOVIE IS CALLED "MINARI." >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
>> I'M NOT PRETTY, I'M GOOD-LOOKING.
>> Jimmy: "MINARI" IS IN THEATERS, AND ON
DIGITAL PLATFORMS NOW PLEASE WELCOME ALAN KIM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
WELCOME. WOW.
HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GREAT IN THIS
MOVIE. YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR BELT
THERE? WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING THERE?
>> I HAVE A PURPLE BELT. I TOOK A TEST LAST WEDNESDAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND, LIKE, I UPGRADED.
>> Jimmy: YOU UPGRADED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS TAEKWONDO? >> YES.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF BELT DID YOU HAVE BEFORE THIS?
>> IT WAS A BLUE BELT. >> Jimmy: THIS MEANS YOU CAN
BEAT UP ALL THE BLUE BELTS NOW, RIGHT?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NO.
SO YOU KNOW A LOT OF MOVES? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME
IN A FIGHT IF WE WERE TO HAVE A BATTLE?
>> I GUESS SO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MAYBE WE'LL FIGHT AT THE END OF THE SEGMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
DO IT. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT A LOT OF
MOVES. YOU -- HA HA.
YOUR MOVIE WON A GOLDEN GLOBE LAST NIGHT!
THAT'S EXCITING HUH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT WAS EXCITING. >> Jimmy: MORE EXCITING THAN THE
PURPLE BELT? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. WE HAVE A VIDEO LET'S ROLL THE
TAPE. >> AND THE GOLDEN GLOBE GOES TO
"MINARI." >> Jimmy: YOU GOT VERY EXCITED,
IT SEEMS LIKE. >> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU ALWAYS STAND THAT CLOSE TO THE TELEVISION?
>> I MEAN, NOT THAT MUCH. >> Jimmy: NOT THAT MUCH, YEAH.
SO IN THE MOVIE, WE SAW THE WOMAN WHO PLAYS YOUR GRANDMA,
NOT REALLY YOUR GRANDMA, COMES TO LIVE WITH YOU AND ONE OF THE
THINGS THAT YOU DO IS, SHE SAYS GO GET ME SOME MT. DEW, AND
INSTEAD, YOU PEE IN A BOWL AND BRING HER THE PEE.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT IN REAL LIFE?
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NO, THAT'S TOO -- THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS, YEAH.
DID ANYONE HAVE TO WARN YOU NOT TO DO IT IN REAL LIFE WHEN THEY
SHOWED YOU WHAT TO DO IN THE MOVE 1YI?
>> IFNO. >> Jimmy: IS THAT WAS FUN JI
THOUGH. >> YEAH BUT A TINY BIT GUILTY.
>> Jimmy: DID SHE THINK IT WAS FUNNY?
>> NOT SURE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY
PEE IN THE BOWL? >> NO IT WAS ACTUALLY MT. DEW.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS MT. DEW, DO YOU DRINK MT. DEW.
>> WELL, LIKE, IN THE MOVE YI, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I DRANK
MT. DEW SO I GUESS SHOUT OUT TO I ZACK FOR INTRODUCING ME TO MT.
DEW. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH MONEY DOES
THE TOOTH FAIRY BRING YOU WHEN YOU LOSE A TOOTH TO MT. DEW?
>> WELL, THE FIRST TIME I LOST MY TOOTH IT WAS AROUND $5.
AND THEN IT BECAME $10 AND THEN $
$20. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THEN $2. AND THEN I CAN'T REMEMBER THE
REST. >> Jimmy: WOW.
IT REALLY CRASHED ON THE STOCK MARKET.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS $5, $10, $20, IT'S
LIKE YOUR TEETH ARE LIKE GAME STOP AND THEN IT WAS LIKE $2?
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AND DO YOU HAVE ANY
TLAEFT ARE GOING TO COME OUT LEFT THAT ARE GOING TO COME OUT?
>> I HAVE TWO TEETH POPPED OUT AND THE TOOTH FAIRY DIDN'T COME
SADLY BECAUSE OF QUARANTINE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THE TOOTH
FAIRY IS QUARANTINED ALSO, YEAH. YEAH.
>> EVEN THOUGH THE HUMANS ARE QUARANTINED DOESN'T MEAN THE
FAIRIES HAVE TO BE QUARANTINED. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S VERY
CONTAGIOUS AMONG FAIRIES AND THERE'S ONLY ONE TOOTH FAIRY IF
SHE DIES THAT'S IT, NOBODY GETS THE MONEY FOR T.J. ANY -- TOOTH
ANY MORE. WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH YOUR MONEY? KEEP IT IN THE BANK?
>> I KEEP IT IN A TOY BOWL AND I KEPT THE PASSWORD AND I'M NOT
TELLING YOU SO DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME.
>> Jimmy: NO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE PASSWORD TO YOUR TOY
VAULT SO PLEASE DON'T TELL IT TO ME.
>> GOOD. >> Jimmy: IN FACT IF YOU TRY TO
TELL IT TO ME I'LL COVER MY EARS.
>> GOOD. >> Jimmy: IS THIS WORKING?
>> YES. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HA HA. SO YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL,
YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DROP OUT BECAUSE
YOU DROP OUT, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP GOING?
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, THAT'S SUCH A GOOD MOVIE.
HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOVE Y YOURSELF?
>> YES WITH MY MONTH. .
I'VE WATCHED IT LIKE EIGHT TIMES NOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, EIGHT TIMES, AND DO YOU LOVE WATCHING YOURSELF ON
THE MOVIE? >> I MEAN, LIKE, I LIKE IT BUT I
ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN SINCE I WATCHED IT LIKE
EIGHT TIMES NOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE
NEXT BELT, YOU WANT TO FIGHT A LITTLE BIT BEFORE WE GO.
>> SURE LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO.
HERE WE GO. SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT.
COME ON NOW. OH!
SEE I'M CONSTANTLY MOVING. >> HA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE
CHIN! HERE GIVE ME ONE RIGHT IN THE
STOMACH. OH, MY GOD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> DID THAT HURT.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. WE CAN'T SHAKE HANDS, "MINARI"
IS IN THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL PLATFORMS NOW.
ALAN KIM EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MADISON BEER.
THANK YOU, ALAN. >> Announcer: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL"
LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING. ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: HER NEW ALBUM IS
CALLED "LIFE SUPPORT." WITH THE SONG "I DON'T SPEAK
BOY," MADISON BEER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ ♪ I'M LETTING YOU IN
YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN I SWEAR WHEN YOU TALK
YOU JUST LIKE THE SOUND ♪ ♪ ONE TOO MANY TIMES I LET
YOU RUIN MY LIFE CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD CHANGE
BUT I SEE IT NOW ♪ ♪ ALL THE YELLING AND KISSING
AND FIGHTING WE NEVER COULD SEE ♪
♪ EYE TO EYE CAUSE YOU MIGHT SEEM LIKE A MAN
BUT YOU'RE NOT ONE IN YOUR MIND ♪
♪ YEAH I'M BACK ON MY SHHH YOUR HONOR
AND IT'S TEMPTING TO CALL YOU AND SEE ♪
♪ HOW YOU'RE DOING BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
YA IF I TRIED ♪ ♪ I DON'T SPEAK BOY
YOU'RE ALWAYS COMING BACK BUT YOUR LOVES POISON ♪
♪ SO I THINK THAT I WOULD RATHER JUST AVOID IT
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YA ♪ ♪ CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK BOY NO
I DON'T SPEAK I DON'T SPEAK
I DON'T SPEAK BOY ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW TO
TALK OR COMMUNICATE WERE SO ON AND OFF TO ♪
♪ YOU IT'S A GAME IF YOU DON'T LEVEL UP I'M
LEAVING YOU IN ♪ ♪ THE DUST YEAH
SO I'M MOVING ON UNTIL YOU START TRYING TO
ACT YOUR AGE YEAH ♪ ♪ CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK BOY
YOU'RE ALWAYS COMING BACK BUT YOUR LOVES POISON ♪
♪ SO I THINK THAT I WOULD RATHER JUST AVOID IT
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YA ♪ ♪ CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK BOY NO
I DON'T SPEAK I DON'T SPEAK
I DON'T SPEAK ♪ ♪ ALL THE YELLING AND
KISSING AND FIGHTING WE NEVER COULD SEE
EYE TO EYE YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU MIGHT SEEM LIKE
A MAN BUT YOU'RE NOT ONE IN YOUR MIND ♪
♪ YEAH I'M BACK ON MY SHH YOUR HONOR AND IT'S TEMPTING
TO CALL YOU AND SEE ♪ ♪ HOW YOU'RE DOING
BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND YA IF I TRIED ♪
♪ CAUSE I DONT SPEAK BOY BOY
YOU'RE ALWAYS COMING BACK BUT YOUR LOVES POISON ♪
♪ SO I THINK THAT I WOULD RATHER JUST AVOID IT
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YA ♪ ♪ CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK BOY NO
I DON'T SPEAK I DON'T SPEAK
I DON'T SPEAK ♪ ♪ I DON'T SPEAK
I DON'T SPEAK I DON'T SPEAK BOY ♪
I DON'T SPEAK I DON'T SPEAK
I DON'T SPEAK BOY ♪ >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
EDDIE MURPHY, ARSENIO HALL, ALAN KIM, AND MADISON BEER.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO
BE BACK TOMORROW, SO I'LL SEE YOU THEN,
GOODNIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ ♪