1 00:00:01,976 --> 00:00:04,800 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,071 SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, SOLEIL MOON FRYE, AND MUSIC FROM 3 00:00:09,071 --> 00:00:15,244 LORD HURON. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:15,244 --> 00:00:17,713 >> Jimmy: HI THERE, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 5 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:21,784 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE IN 6 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:27,857 HOLLYWOOD. YOU KNOW, CANNABIS, WHICH IS THE 7 00:00:27,857 --> 00:00:28,858 FRENCH WORD FOR MARIJUANA ‐‐ 8 00:00:28,858 --> 00:00:31,994 [ LAUGHTER ] 9 00:00:31,994 --> 00:00:34,463 HAS BEEN LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL USE HERE IN OUR STATE SINCE 2016. 10 00:00:34,463 --> 00:00:37,032 BEFORE THAT, YOU HAD TO PRETEND YOU HAD BACK PROBLEMS. 11 00:00:37,032 --> 00:00:38,434 HAD TO GET A FAKE DOCTOR'S NOTE. 12 00:00:38,434 --> 00:00:38,734 [ LAUGHTER ] 13 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,969 AND OF COURSE, MANY FEARED THAT LEGALIZING IT WOULD LEAD TO A 14 00:00:39,969 --> 00:00:43,706 CRIME WAVE OR SOME KIND OF MORAL COLLAPSE. 15 00:00:43,706 --> 00:00:46,909 REALLY, ALL IT DID WAS DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF NAPS WE TAKE. 16 00:00:46,909 --> 00:00:47,343 [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:00:47,343 --> 00:00:49,044 AND OUR FAVORITE GUMMIES ARE NO LONGER "BEAR." 18 00:00:49,044 --> 00:00:51,080 [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:56,185 GUMMIES ARE LIKE YOGA PANTS NOW. LIKE EVERY MOM HAS THEM, RIGHT? 20 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:58,220 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 21 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:00,723 LEGALIZED CANNABIS HAS BEEN A RESOUNDING SUCCESS PRETTY MUCH 22 00:01:00,723 --> 00:01:04,493 EVERYWHERE, SO NOW MORE STATES ARE FOLLOWING SUIT. 23 00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:09,064 AS OF YESTERDAY, NEW JERSEY IS THE 14th STATE TO SAY YES TO 24 00:01:09,064 --> 00:01:09,265 DRUGS. 25 00:01:09,265 --> 00:01:09,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 26 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:14,837 THE GARDEN STATE IS NOW GROWING WEED. 27 00:01:14,837 --> 00:01:19,842 AND IT'S FITTING THAT THIS IS HAPPENING IN NEW JERSEY BECAUSE 28 00:01:19,842 --> 00:01:22,111 THERE'S No WAY THAT WHOEVER DESIGNED THEIR STATE FLAG WASN'T 29 00:01:22,111 --> 00:01:22,578 HIGH WHEN THEY DID IT. 30 00:01:22,578 --> 00:01:28,784 [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:33,389 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. YOU GOT TWO WOMEN, ONE HAS A HAT 32 00:01:33,389 --> 00:01:39,895 ON A STICK, A SHIELD, A HORSE HEAD, A BACKDROP THE COLOR OF MY 33 00:01:39,895 --> 00:01:40,329 MOM'S KITCHEN IN 1981. 34 00:01:40,329 --> 00:01:43,098 [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:43,098 --> 00:01:44,800 THEY SHOULD MAKE ROLLING PAPERS OUT OF THIS FLAG. 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,468 POT WON'T BE AVAILABLE FOR SALE IN JERSEY FOR A FEW MONTHS, BUT 37 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:47,670 WE HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE WITH THIS HERE OUT WEST, SO IN THE 38 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:51,040 MEANTIME, WE CAME UP WITH A FEW CUSTOM STRAIN NAMES FOR OUR 39 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:55,044 FRIENDS IN NEW JERSEY. THIS IS OUR BUDTENDER, GUILLERMO. 40 00:01:55,044 --> 00:02:01,750 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 41 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:06,021 WE'VE COME UP WITH SOME PRODUCT THAT IS YOU FOLKS IN NEW JERSEY 42 00:02:06,021 --> 00:02:08,123 MAY ENJOY WHEN IT IS LEGAL TO SELL THEM. FIRST WE HAVE ‐‐ 43 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:12,394 BONG JOVI. HOBE‐TOKEN. CHRIS CRISPY. 44 00:02:12,394 --> 00:02:12,695 [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:02:12,695 --> 00:02:15,831 FUGH‐EDIBLES. BRUCE SPRINGSTONED. 46 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:22,738 DANK SINATRA. BUD‐A‐BING. 47 00:02:22,738 --> 00:02:26,108 JERSEY TURNPIPE. AND FINALLY, GANJA‐GOOL! 48 00:02:26,108 --> 00:02:26,408 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:02:26,408 --> 00:02:34,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 50 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:38,454 WE SHOULD PUSH THIS ONTO THE STREET, SEE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU 51 00:02:38,454 --> 00:02:38,721 CAN MAKE. 52 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:41,790 >> Dicky: I THINK I GOT TO PUT IT IN MY CAR. 53 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:44,326 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 54 00:02:44,326 --> 00:02:49,631 THANK YOU, GUILLERMO. NEXT MONTH, WE'LL DO VERMONT. 55 00:02:49,631 --> 00:02:50,966 BERNIE IS A GOOD ONE FROM VERMONT. 56 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:52,201 TONIGHT, WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE SENATOR, PROGRESSIVE ICON, 57 00:02:52,201 --> 00:02:54,203 AND MITTEN INFLUENCER, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS. 58 00:02:54,203 --> 00:02:55,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 59 00:02:55,437 --> 00:02:57,973 FOLLOWED BY SOLEIL MOON FRYE. MY GOAL TONIGHT IS TO GET BERNIE 60 00:02:57,973 --> 00:02:59,641 TO SAY "PUNKY BREWSTER." 61 00:02:59,641 --> 00:03:03,045 [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:03:03,045 --> 00:03:07,082 PRESIDENT BIDEN TODAY HELD A VIRTUAL MEETING WITH CANADIAN 63 00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:09,118 PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU. TRUDEAU IS ALMOST THIRTY YEARS 64 00:03:09,118 --> 00:03:10,652 YOUNGER THAN BIDEN. THE FIRST 20 MINUTES OF THE CALL 65 00:03:10,652 --> 00:03:13,989 WAS HIM TELLING JOE HE'S ON MUTE. 66 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:14,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:17,259 THE PURPOSE OF TODAY'S SUMMIT WAS TO "REINVIGORATE" OUR 68 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:20,729 RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH AND REPAIR SOME OF 69 00:03:20,729 --> 00:03:21,764 THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION. 70 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:25,968 I'M GLAD. IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID 71 00:03:25,968 --> 00:03:27,036 "SORRY" TO CANADA FOR ONCE. 72 00:03:27,036 --> 00:03:27,336 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:27,336 --> 00:03:32,941 THIS WAS THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST VIRTUAL BILATERAL MEETING. 74 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:36,111 WHICH SOUNDS SEXY BUT IT WASN'T. 75 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:36,678 [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:03:36,678 --> 00:03:40,783 NEXT WEEK HE'S PLANNING A TIKTOK WITH ANGELA MERKEL SO THAT WILL 77 00:03:40,783 --> 00:03:41,016 BE FUN. 78 00:03:41,016 --> 00:03:41,750 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:47,456 SPEAKING OF FOREIGN LEADERS, REMEMBER BACK IN 2019 WHEN TRUMP 80 00:03:47,456 --> 00:03:48,624 MET KIM JONG‐UN IN VIETNAM, THEY HAD A SUMMIT THERE? 81 00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:50,359 WELL, ACCORDING TO A FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL, 82 00:03:50,359 --> 00:03:51,860 AFTER THE SUMMIT, TRUMP OFFERED TO GIVE KIM A RIDE HOME ON AIR 83 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:54,596 FORCE ONE. 84 00:03:54,596 --> 00:03:55,864 [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:03:55,864 --> 00:03:58,901 FOR REAL. HE SAID, "IT'S FINE, TAKE ERIC'S 86 00:03:58,901 --> 00:03:59,701 SEAT, WE'LL LEAVE HIM HERE." 87 00:03:59,701 --> 00:04:01,336 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:04:01,336 --> 00:04:03,572 APPARENTLY THE OFFER HAD TO BE RESCINDED BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T 89 00:04:03,572 --> 00:04:05,007 ENOUGH SEATBELT EXTENDERS. 90 00:04:05,007 --> 00:04:10,045 [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:12,147 OH, AND ALSO, FOR THAT REASON AND ALSO BECAUSE KIM JONG‐UN IS 92 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:14,583 A MURDERER, SO THAT TOO. WHAT A RIDE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN. 93 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,921 SOUNDS LIKE THE PREMISE FOR A MOVIE. "SEOUL PLANE." 94 00:04:18,921 --> 00:04:23,492 [ APPLAUSE ] 95 00:04:23,492 --> 00:04:27,296 SAVE YOUR COMMENTS, I KNOW, IT'S THE WRONG KOREA. 96 00:04:27,296 --> 00:04:28,797 BUT "PYONGANG PLANE" DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE. 97 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:29,698 [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:04:29,698 --> 00:04:31,400 FATTY LaBELLE IS GETTING BACK ON STAGE THIS WEEKEND. 99 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,701 HE'LL BE AT CPAC, THE ANNUAL CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION 100 00:04:32,701 --> 00:04:36,572 CONFERENCE. WE HAVEN'T SEEN DONALD TRUMP IN 101 00:04:36,572 --> 00:04:37,573 A WHILE. HOW MUCH McNUGGET RAGE WEIGHT DO 102 00:04:37,573 --> 00:04:38,340 YOU THINK HE'S PUT ON? 103 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:45,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:04:45,013 --> 00:04:48,584 LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS HYPING UP TRUMP'S APPEARANCE ON "HANNITY" 105 00:04:48,584 --> 00:04:51,653 LAST NIGHT. REMEMBER SIX WEEKS AGO WHEN 106 00:04:51,653 --> 00:04:58,927 LINDSEY SAID "COUNT ME OUT" AND "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" OF TRUMP? 107 00:04:58,927 --> 00:05:00,129 WELL, NEITHER DOES HE. 108 00:05:00,129 --> 00:05:02,731 >> EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD RALLY AROUND IT. 109 00:05:02,731 --> 00:05:04,666 I THINK IT WILL HELP US WITH INDEPENDENTS. 110 00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:09,371 I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP LEAVING THE 111 00:05:09,371 --> 00:05:10,339 PARTY THAN RIGHT NOW. 112 00:05:10,339 --> 00:05:12,508 >> Jimmy: REALLY? THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 113 00:05:12,508 --> 00:05:14,576 ABOUT TO BARF UP YOUR GRAPE NUTS? 114 00:05:14,576 --> 00:05:14,877 [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:05:14,877 --> 00:05:16,778 LINDSEY SPENT LAST WEEKEND WITH TRUMP AT MAR‐A‐LAGO SO HE HAS 116 00:05:16,778 --> 00:05:17,980 SOME INSIGHT AS TO WHAT THE GREAT HAIR‐DINI MIGHT PULL OUT 117 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:22,951 OF HIS MAGA HAT NEXT. 118 00:05:22,951 --> 00:05:26,054 >> ANY INSIGHT AS TO WHETHER THE PRESIDENT ‐‐ 119 00:05:26,054 --> 00:05:26,288 >> YES. 120 00:05:26,288 --> 00:05:27,623 >> ‐‐ HAS MADE UP HIS MIND ABOUT RUNNING IN 2024? 121 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:32,227 >> STAY TUNED. 122 00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:35,130 >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO BARF UP MY GROUP NUTS. 123 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:36,331 [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:40,802 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? 125 00:05:40,802 --> 00:05:42,237 IF HE COMES BACK, YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN. 126 00:05:42,237 --> 00:05:42,704 [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:05:42,704 --> 00:05:44,540 I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH HILLARY IN THE WOODS. 128 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:47,743 MIKE PENCE, BY THE WAY, WILL NOT BE ATTENDING CPAC, EVEN THOUGH 129 00:05:47,743 --> 00:05:52,648 THEY DID REACH OUT AND ASSURE HIM THAT HE'D BE SAFE FROM ALL 130 00:05:52,648 --> 00:05:54,550 THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM LAST MONTH. 131 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:56,618 CPAC, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IS AN ANNUAL EVENT. 132 00:05:56,618 --> 00:06:01,123 IT'S LIKE COMIC‐CON FOR NEO‐CONS AND NEO‐NAZIS. 133 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:07,129 THIS YEAR, THE FESTIVITIES WILL BE HELD IN ORLANDO. 134 00:06:07,129 --> 00:06:09,998 THE THEME IS "AMERICA UNCANCELLED." 135 00:06:09,998 --> 00:06:11,466 THIS IS THEIR BIG THING. WHICH IS INTERESTING BECAUSE 136 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:14,603 YESTERDAY, THEY CANCELED ONE OF THE SPEAKERS THEY HAD SCHEDULED. 137 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:15,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:17,906 THEY THE WHITED, WE HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT SOMEONE WE INVITED 139 00:06:17,906 --> 00:06:22,744 TO CPAC HAS EXPRESSED REPREHENSIBLE VIEWS ‐‐ ONLY ONE? 140 00:06:22,744 --> 00:06:23,845 [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:06:23,845 --> 00:06:25,247 THAT HAVE NO HOME WITH OUR CONFERENCE OR OUR ORGANIZATION. 142 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:27,115 THE INDIVIDUAL WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING AT OUR CONFERENCE. 143 00:06:27,115 --> 00:06:34,189 THAT INDIVIDUAL WAS A RAPPER WHO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF 144 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:36,491 CALLED YOUNG PHARAOH. YOUNG WILL NO LONGER BE 145 00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:38,260 APPEARING AT CPAC. AFTER HE TWEETED "JUDAISM IS A 146 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:40,462 BIG LIE" THAT WAS "CREATED FOR POLITICAL GAIN." OOPS. 147 00:06:40,462 --> 00:06:41,330 SORRY JARED! 148 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:44,233 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:45,467 SORRY, IVANKA. BUT EVEN WITHOUT YOUNG PHARAOH, 150 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:47,736 THEY HAVE A HELLUVA LINEUP. SOME ARE SAYING THIS COULD BE 151 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:51,240 THE BEST C‐PAC YET. 152 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:58,547 >> THIS WEEKEND, IT'S CPAC 2021 WITH OUR MOST EPIC LINEUP YET! 153 00:06:58,547 --> 00:07:06,455 INCLUDING COLONEL SENATOR SANDERS! THE CRAZY GUN LADY! 154 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:11,093 EL SENATOR TED CRUZ! ACTORS YOU THOUGHT WERE DEAD! 155 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:16,198 BOURBON, THE MUPPET THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE! CHINLESS DON JR. 156 00:07:16,198 --> 00:07:19,868 CRAZY LARRY KUDLOW. AND CRYSTAL GAYLE. 157 00:07:19,868 --> 00:07:23,038 AND THE REASON YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T SPEAK ANYMORE, PRESIDENT 158 00:07:23,038 --> 00:07:26,942 DONALD J. TRUMP! NO DISTANCE, NO MASKS, BE HERE 159 00:07:26,942 --> 00:07:29,344 IN PERSON! 160 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:34,950 CPAC 2021 ONLY IN ORLANDO! 161 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:35,450 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 162 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:38,720 >> Jimmy: WOW. CRYSTAL GAYLE? 163 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,988 RUDY GIULIANI IS NOT ON THE LIST AT CPAC. 164 00:07:39,988 --> 00:07:41,223 HE IS NO LONGER REPRESENTING DONALD TRUMP. 165 00:07:41,223 --> 00:07:45,394 AND HIS NEXT CLIENT COULD BE HIMSELF. 166 00:07:45,394 --> 00:07:50,198 LAST MONTH, RUDY GOT HIT WITH A $1.3 BILLION LAWSUIT FROM 167 00:07:50,198 --> 00:07:52,734 DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS. THEY'RE SUING HIM FOR SPREADING 168 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:53,835 MISINFORMATION ABOUT THEIR MACHINES. 169 00:07:53,835 --> 00:07:58,640 AND APPARENTLY THEY HAD A HECK OF A TIME SERVING HIM WITH 170 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,976 PAPERS. YOU KNOW, IN ORDER TO SUE SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THEM 171 00:08:00,976 --> 00:08:02,077 WITH THE DOCUMENT TO GET THE LAWSUIT GOING. 172 00:08:02,077 --> 00:08:03,645 BUT EVERY TIME THE PROCESS SERVER GOT CLOSE, RUDY WOULD 173 00:08:03,645 --> 00:08:07,082 TRANSFORM INTO A BAT AND FLY AWAY. 174 00:08:07,082 --> 00:08:07,449 [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:08:07,449 --> 00:08:11,753 NO REALLY. AT ONE POINT, THE SERVER JAMMED 176 00:08:11,753 --> 00:08:18,060 THE LAWSUIT INTO THE DOOR OF AN SUV GIULIANI GOT INTO, BUT 177 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:22,064 RUDY'S DOORMAN GRABBED AN UMBRELLA AND PRIED IT OUT ONTO 178 00:08:22,064 --> 00:08:23,565 THE GROUND. YOU KNOW, IF THEY REALLY WANTED 179 00:08:23,565 --> 00:08:28,670 TO GET THOSE PAPERS TO RUDY, THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD BORAT'S 180 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:29,438 DAUGHTER STUFF THEM IN HIS PANTS. 181 00:08:29,438 --> 00:08:31,340 [ APPLAUSE ] 182 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:36,645 MEANWHILE, JEFF BEZOS IS 183 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:41,283 ‐‐ HAS AN INTERESTING NEXT MOVE. JEFF BEZOS HAS REPORTEDLY 184 00:08:41,283 --> 00:08:43,051 EXPRESSED INTEREST IN PURCHASING THE WASHINGTON NFL TEAM. 185 00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:45,287 HE APPARENTLY GOT THE IDEA TO BUY THE TEAM WHEN HE RANDOMLY 186 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:46,421 FOUND A BILLION DOLLAR BILL IN HIS SHORTS. 187 00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:51,093 [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:53,862 IF THIS HAPPENS, BEZOS WOULD NOT ONLY BE THE RICHEST OWNER IN THE 189 00:08:53,862 --> 00:09:00,635 NFL, BUT ALSO THE ONE WHO LOOKS MOST LIKE A FOOTBALL. 190 00:09:00,635 --> 00:09:00,936 [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:03,038 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOOD. I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND THE 192 00:09:03,038 --> 00:09:07,442 NEXT JEFF BEZOS. I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY. 193 00:09:07,442 --> 00:09:10,612 SHE'S A THIRD GRADER AND HER UNCLE POSTED A STORY ON TWITTER. 194 00:09:10,612 --> 00:09:12,881 IT'S QUITE A THREAD. A FEW WEEKS AGO, SOPHIA CAME UP 195 00:09:12,881 --> 00:09:15,183 WITH A VERY CLEVER WAY TO LOCK HERSELF OUT OF ZOOM SO SHE 196 00:09:15,183 --> 00:09:17,119 WOULDN'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH SCHOOL. 197 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:22,858 I AM GOING TO LET HER EXPLAIN HOW SHE DID IT. 198 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:23,658 MAYBE YOU WANT TO TRY IT YOURSELF. 199 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:25,827 JOINING US NOW, FROM ELK GROVE, 200 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:32,734 CALIFORNIA, WITH HER MOM SOPHIA ROLLINS. 201 00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:35,337 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 202 00:09:35,337 --> 00:09:35,804 HOW ARE YOU? 203 00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:36,071 >> GOOD. 204 00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:38,006 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ZOOM, SO THANKS FOR JOINING US. 205 00:09:38,006 --> 00:09:40,575 [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:09:40,575 --> 00:09:48,183 SO ONE MORNING, LIKE MILLIONS OF KIDS IN AMERICA, YOU SAT DOWN TO 207 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:50,051 LOG IN TO ONLINE SCHOOL. BUT INSTEAD OF LOGGING IN, WHAT 208 00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:52,254 DID YOU DO? 209 00:09:52,254 --> 00:09:58,627 >> WELL, I ‐‐ I LOGGED OUT OF MY CLASSROOM. 210 00:09:58,627 --> 00:10:01,763 AFTER, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. AND DID MY PASSWORD WRONG A 211 00:10:01,763 --> 00:10:04,566 COUPLE TIMES. AND IT MADE IT SO I COULDN'T LOG 212 00:10:04,566 --> 00:10:07,235 BACK IN, SO I TOLD MY MOM THAT SCHOOL'S BROKEN. 213 00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:09,237 [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:12,374 >> Jimmy: SCHOOL'S BROKEN. SO YOU FIGURED OUT THAT IF YOU 215 00:10:12,374 --> 00:10:14,876 ENTER THE WRONG PASSWORD ENOUGH TIMES, ZOOM WOULD LOCK YOU OUT 216 00:10:14,876 --> 00:10:17,145 PERMANENTLY, RIGHT? 217 00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:17,979 >> YES. 218 00:10:17,979 --> 00:10:19,080 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 219 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:19,381 [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:22,150 THEN WHAT WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOM? 221 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:28,623 >> I WOULD TELL HER THAT, LIKE, SCHOOL'S BROKEN. 222 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:31,092 IT'S NOT GETTING FIXED. 223 00:10:31,092 --> 00:10:31,393 [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:34,329 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DID THIS GO ON? 225 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,164 >> IT WENT ON FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS, ALMOST THREE. 226 00:10:36,164 --> 00:10:40,502 [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:10:40,502 --> 00:10:43,638 >> Jimmy: AND DURING THAT TWO OR THREE WEEKS, DID YOU TELL ANYONE 228 00:10:43,638 --> 00:10:46,575 WHAT YOU WERE UP TO? TELL YOUR FRIENDS OR ANYBODY? 229 00:10:46,575 --> 00:10:49,344 >> NO. I WAS ‐‐ AFTER ONE WEEK, I WAS 230 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:54,950 GOING TO TELL MY MOM. BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD GET IN SO 231 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:55,750 MUCH TROUBLE. 232 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,051 [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:10:56,051 --> 00:10:58,753 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, THAT'S HOW A LOT OF CRIMES HAPPEN. 234 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:01,790 AND KAIRSTEN, WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS HAPPENING? 235 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:05,494 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGITIMATE ZOOM ERROR. 236 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:09,197 I WAS CALLING I. T., TALKED TO THE TEACHER, HAD THE COMPUTER 237 00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:11,633 TEACHER HELP US. IT WAS SO MUCH WORK. 238 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,870 >> Jimmy: SOFIA, YOU WERE SITTING THERE WHILE THE COMPUTER 239 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:18,607 TEACH WATERS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, YOU KNEW YOU HAD A SECRET 240 00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:23,044 BUT YOU DIDN'T SHARE IT? 241 00:11:23,044 --> 00:11:23,278 >> YEAH. 242 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:23,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 243 00:11:23,778 --> 00:11:26,014 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. SO YOUR DAUGHTER'S SKIPPING 244 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:28,850 SCHOOL AT A NINTH GRADE LEVEL. 245 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:29,150 [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:34,289 HOW DID YOU GET CAUGHT, SOFIA? 247 00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:41,229 >> WELL, MY MOMMY'S FRIEND 248 00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:45,734 CHERI, SHE WAS IN THE CORNER AT MY HOUSE, AND SHE WAS SECRETLY 249 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:48,103 WATCHING ME THE WHOLE TIME AND SAW ME LOG OUT. 250 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:51,473 >> Jimmy: CHERIE IS WHAT WE CALL A RAT. 251 00:11:51,473 --> 00:11:56,111 [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:59,147 KAIRSTEN, WHEN CHERIE TOLD YOU WHAT WAS GOING ON, WHAT DID YOU 253 00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:01,416 FEEL, PRIDE OR ANGER? 254 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,352 >> THERE WERE EXPLETIVES. 255 00:12:04,352 --> 00:12:04,753 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 256 00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:10,125 >> BUT I WAS A LITTLE PROUD SHE PULLED IT OFF. 257 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:10,892 BUT MOSTLY I WAS PRETTY MAD. 258 00:12:10,892 --> 00:12:11,760 >> Jimmy: DOES CRIME RUN IN YOUR FAMILY? 259 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,428 [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,864 >> WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT. 261 00:12:15,864 --> 00:12:19,067 >> Jimmy: AND WAS THERE A PUNISHMENT FOR THIS? 262 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:24,806 >> YES. I HAD NO TV FOR FIVE DAYS. 263 00:12:24,806 --> 00:12:28,843 >> Jimmy: NO TV FOR FIVE DAYS, BUT NO SCHOOL FOR THREE WEEKS, 264 00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:29,477 RIGHT? 265 00:12:29,477 --> 00:12:29,844 [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:31,780 WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WERE LEARNING WHEN YOU DECIDED, I'M 267 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:34,549 GETTING OUT OF HERE? DO YOU REMEMBER THE SUBJECT? 268 00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,751 THAT TIPPED YOU OVER THE EDGE? 269 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:41,222 >> WELL, IT WAS JUST BECAUSE NO ONE WAS TOGETHER, AND I MISSED 270 00:12:41,222 --> 00:12:42,691 ALL MY FRIENDS AND TEACHERS. 271 00:12:42,691 --> 00:12:46,027 >> Jimmy: I DON'T BLAME YOU. YOU WROTE AN APOLOGY LETTER TO 272 00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:47,996 YOUR TEACHER. I THINK WE HAVE THAT, LET'S PUT 273 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:50,532 THAT UP ON THE SCREEN. I'M SO SORRY THAT I LOGGED OUT 274 00:12:50,532 --> 00:12:53,802 OF SCHOOL, I LOGGED OUT AND MADE A BIG PROBLEM, I MADE IT SO 275 00:12:53,802 --> 00:12:57,839 EVERYONE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT ME, I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT IT, I 276 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:01,509 WISH I DID NOT DO IT, I WILL NEVER, EVER DO IT AGAIN, LOVE, 277 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:07,015 SOFIA. P.S., I LOVE YOU AND I AM 278 00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:11,286 SOOOOOO, LIKE 25 Os, SORRY. 279 00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:12,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,723 YEAH. I USED YOUR TRICK TO GET OUT OF 281 00:13:14,723 --> 00:13:15,490 TWO ZOOM BIRTHDAY PARTIES ALREADY. 282 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,627 [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:13:18,627 --> 00:13:21,096 SOFIA, WHAT JOB DO YOU WANT TO HAVE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 284 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:22,831 >> I WANT TO BE A VET BECAUSE I 285 00:13:22,831 --> 00:13:29,604 REALLY LIKE ANIMALS. 286 00:13:29,604 --> 00:13:34,175 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET OUT OF 287 00:13:34,175 --> 00:13:34,643 CLASS NOW? 288 00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:35,343 >> I WON'T. 289 00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:38,847 >> Jimmy: THANK SO MUCH. ONE OTHER THING. 290 00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:42,984 SOFIA, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO OTHER KIDS WATCHING THAT MIGHT WANT TO 291 00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,819 DO THE SAME THING THAT YOU DID? 292 00:13:44,819 --> 00:13:49,257 >> DO NOT DO IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUN IN THE END, AT ALL. 293 00:13:49,257 --> 00:13:49,557 [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:13:49,557 --> 00:13:51,192 >> Jimmy: YEAH, TILL YOU WIND UP ON TV, I GUESS, RIGHT? 295 00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:54,396 [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:54,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 297 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:59,634 THE LESSON IS, CRIME PAYS. THANK YOU, KAIRSTEN. 298 00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:03,071 THANK YOU, SOFIA. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU INVENT A 299 00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:03,405 VACCINE, OKAY? 300 00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:03,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 301 00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:06,574 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. SOLEIL MOON FRYE IS HERE. 302 00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:11,079 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LORD HURON. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 303 00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,247 SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS. 304 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:25,193 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE, WELCOME BACK. SOLEIL MOON FRYE IS HERE. 305 00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:26,995 SHE HAS AN EXCELLENT NEW DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HER LIFE 306 00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:30,865 DURING "PUNKY BREWSTER" AND BEYOND. 307 00:14:30,865 --> 00:14:33,668 THEN LATER, A VERY GIFTED BAND FROM RIGHT HERE IN LOS ANGELES. 308 00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:37,605 THEIR NEXT LIVESTREAM, "ALIVE FROM WHISPERING PINES" DEBUTS 309 00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:39,407 APRIL 15th. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM LORD HURON. 310 00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:40,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 311 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,711 TOMORROW NIGHT, JENNIFER CONNELLY AND 312 00:14:42,711 --> 00:14:45,547 KEVIN GARNETT WILL JOIN US, WITH MUSIC FROM TOBY WEEGWAY. 313 00:14:45,547 --> 00:14:48,049 AND ON THURSDAY, STEVE HARVEY, MICHAEL PENA, AND MUSIC FROM 314 00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:52,287 AVA MAX. PLEASE JOUN US FOR THAT. 315 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:52,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 316 00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:56,624 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT CARES MORE ABOUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 317 00:14:56,624 --> 00:14:57,926 THAN MOST OF US CARE ABOUT OURSELVES. 318 00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:01,663 HE IS THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE BUDGET COMMITTEE. 319 00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:02,897 PLEASE WELCOME SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS FROM VERMONT! 320 00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:04,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 321 00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:06,668 HELLO, SENATOR. 322 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:07,602 >> GREAT TO BE WITH YOU. 323 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,169 >> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU. 324 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:10,839 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 325 00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:13,274 ARE YOU IN YOUR OFFICE IN D. C. OR A HOTEL ROOM IN CANCUN RIGHT 326 00:15:13,274 --> 00:15:13,441 NOW? 327 00:15:13,441 --> 00:15:14,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:18,613 >> WELL ‐‐ YEAH. IN D. C. 329 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,149 >> Jimmy: MAY I ASK, WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS TO 330 00:15:21,149 --> 00:15:24,619 ONE OF YOUR FELLOW SENATORS, DOES ANYONE BRING IT UP? 331 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:28,022 OR DO YOU PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? 332 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,291 >> DEPENDING ON WHICH SIDE OF THE AISLE YOU'RE ON, IT IS 333 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,426 BROUGHT UP, YES. 334 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:31,726 [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:15:31,726 --> 00:15:34,195 >> Jimmy: IT IS BROUGHT UP. ARE YOU ENJOYING BEING IN CHARGE 336 00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:34,729 OF THE BUDGET COMMITTEE? 337 00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:37,632 >> I AM. IT'S A LOT OF FUN BECAUSE, AS 338 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,535 YOU CAN APPRECIATE, THE BUDGET DEALS WITH ALL ASPECTS OF THE 339 00:15:40,535 --> 00:15:43,338 FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. IN FACT, ALL ASPECTS OF AMERICAN 340 00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:46,641 LIFE. AND WE INTEND TO DO A NUMBER OF 341 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,344 HEARINGS, ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY THE GAP BETWEEN 342 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:52,480 THE VERY RICH AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS GROWING WIDER, WHY HALF OF 343 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,618 OUR PEOPLE ARE LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, WHY SO MANY OF OUR 344 00:15:56,618 --> 00:16:00,455 PEOPLE ARE UNINSURED OR UNDERINSURED, AND WHY MANY 345 00:16:00,455 --> 00:16:03,124 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ‐‐ WE'RE DOING A HEARING ON THIS THIS 346 00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:06,060 WEEK ‐‐ WHY SEASON OF OUR PEOPLE, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, ARE 347 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,295 WOG FOR STARVATION WAGES. 348 00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:08,763 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. 349 00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:10,231 >> LET'S DO IT. 350 00:16:10,231 --> 00:16:12,967 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TRYING TO GET THE MINIMUM WAGE 351 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:13,568 RAISED FEDERALLY? 352 00:16:13,568 --> 00:16:18,106 >> WELL, FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. WHEN I RAN FOR PRESIDENT IN 353 00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:21,709 2016, I CALLED FOR A $15 AN HOUR MINIMUM WAGE. 354 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:26,481 AT THAT POINT, HM, FRANKLY, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE SUPPORTED IT. 355 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:30,118 TODAY THE LAST POLL THAT I SAW HAD 61% OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 356 00:16:30,118 --> 00:16:30,451 IN SUPPORT. 357 00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:35,123 >> Jimmy: I'M SURPRISED IT'S NOT HIGHER, ACTUALLY, I REALLY AM. 358 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,492 I THINK BACK TO WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND MAKING MINIMUM 359 00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:43,865 WAGE WORKING AT A CLOTHING STORE, A PIZZA PLACE, $3.35 BACK 360 00:16:43,865 --> 00:16:44,833 THEN. I WAS LOOKING THROUGH SOME OF 361 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:50,004 THE STATES. IT'S $7.25 NOW. IN THE YEAR 2021, PEOPLE ARE 362 00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:54,075 MAKING $7.25 AN HOUR. THESE ARE NOT HIGH SCHOOL 363 00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:57,645 STUDENTS. THESE ARE ADULTS. THESE ARE PEOPLE WITH FAMILIES. 364 00:16:57,645 --> 00:17:00,381 >> JIMMY, THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT POINT TO MAKE. 365 00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:02,450 BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT THAT. 366 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:07,655 I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY, AND I HONEST TO GOD CAN RECALL 367 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:12,427 TALKING TO WORKING MOMS RAISING CHILDREN, TRYING TO DO IT ON 368 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:16,497 $10.50 AN HOUR, AND YOU CAN'T DO IT. AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE 369 00:17:16,497 --> 00:17:20,501 WORKING FOR EVEN LESS THAN THAT. THESE ARE ADULTS, YOU KNOW, 370 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:24,305 THEY'VE GOT TO PAY RENT, THEY NEED TO HAVE ALL THE BASIC 371 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:27,809 NECESSITIES OF LIFE, THEY NEED TO FEED THEIR KIDS. 372 00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:31,713 AND ONE OF THE GREAT CRISES THAT WE'RE FACING IS THAT SO MANY OF 373 00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:34,515 OUR PEOPLE IN THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE 374 00:17:34,515 --> 00:17:37,619 WORLD ARE LITERALLY STRUGGLING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. 375 00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:41,322 AND WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE THAT. $15 AN HOUR, AND BY THE WAY, 376 00:17:41,322 --> 00:17:44,726 IT'S OVER A FOUR‐YEAR PERIOD, IS NOT A RADICAL IDEA. 377 00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:47,595 YOU UNDERSTAND. YOU MAKE 15 BUCKS AN HOUR, YOU 378 00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:48,529 ARE NOT GETTING RICH. 379 00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:50,398 >> Jimmy: NO. 380 00:17:50,398 --> 00:17:52,834 >> BUT AT LEAST, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A SHOT TO LIVE WITH A 381 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:55,069 MINIMUM OF DIGNITY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ALL OF 382 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:58,740 THE STRESS AND PRESSURE THAT'S ON YOU RIGHT NOW TRYING TO 383 00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,908 SURVIVE ON STARVATION WAGES. 384 00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:01,809 >> Jimmy: I'VE HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT THIS. 385 00:18:01,809 --> 00:18:04,012 I THINK ONE OF THE INTERESTING THINGS IS, BECAUSE THERE ARE 386 00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,781 SOME PEOPLE THAT SAY, WELL, HOUN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RUN A 387 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,550 BUSINESS IF YOU HAVE TO PAY ALL YOUR WORKERS $15 AN HOUR? 388 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:13,621 I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. I THINK PROBABLY IN SOME CASES 389 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:16,357 THAT IS TRUE. BUT ULTIMATELY, WHEN YOU PAY 390 00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:21,562 YOUR WORKERS $7 AN HOUR, WE ALL WIND UP PAYING FOR IT ANYWAY. 391 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:24,599 >> JIMMY, THAT'S AN ENORMOUSLY IMPORTANT POINT AND WE'RE GOING 392 00:18:24,599 --> 00:18:27,335 TO BE DISCUSSING IT THIS WEEK AT A HEARING. 393 00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:30,271 HERE IS THE POINT, AND I WANT EVERYBODY TO HEAR THIS. 394 00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:35,543 RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE WALMART, WHICH IS THE LARGEST EMPLOYER IN 395 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:39,180 AMERICA, OWNED BY THE WALTON FAMILY, WHO ARE WORTH $200 396 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,583 BILLION. THEY'RE THE WEALTHIEST FAMILY IN 397 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,053 AMERICA. AND ABOUT HALF OF THEIR WORKERS 398 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:49,190 EARN LESS THAN $15 AN HOUR. THEIR STARTING WAGE IS $11 AN 399 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,960 HOUR. AND WHEN YOU ARE PAYING PEOPLE 400 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,996 STARVATION WAGES, THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET FOOD STAMPS. 401 00:18:54,996 --> 00:18:59,167 THEY NEED TO GET MEDICAID. THEY NEED TO GET PUBLIC HOUSING, 402 00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,269 PERHAPS. THEY NEED HELP IN ORDER TO 403 00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:03,972 SURVIVE. AND IT IS THE TAXPAYERS OF THIS 404 00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:06,641 COUNTRY, MIDDLE‐CLASS, WORKING‐CLASS PEOPLE, WHO ARE 405 00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:11,045 PAYING THOSE TAXES IN ORDER TO SUBSIDIZE THE WEALTHIEST FAMILY 406 00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:13,081 IN AMERICA. AND THAT IS ABSURD. 407 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:15,516 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 408 00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:19,020 A MULTIBILLION‐DOLLAR FAMILY, THE RICHEST FAMILY IN AMERICA, 409 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:23,157 CAN AFFORD TO PAY THEIR WORKERS FAIR WINS. 410 00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:25,126 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU HAVE THESE HEARINGS, WILL MEMBERS OF THE 411 00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:28,463 WALTON FAMILY BE THERE, THE CEOs, CAN YOU COMPEL THEM TO 412 00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:29,897 COME AND EXPLAIN? 413 00:19:29,897 --> 00:19:33,735 >> WE CAN COMPEL THEM BUT WE'RE NOT COMPELLING THEM NOW. 414 00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:37,205 AT THIS POINT WE'VE INVITED THEM. WE'VE INVITED THEMcDONALD'S TO 415 00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:41,642 BE THERE. THEY WILL NOT BE THERE. BUT INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE 416 00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:42,243 HEAD OF COSTCO WILL BE THERE. 417 00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:47,615 >> Jimmy: THAT'S BECAUSE COSTCO IS THE BEST. 418 00:19:47,615 --> 00:19:48,116 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 419 00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:51,185 >> COSTCO IS A COMPANY THAT HAS A VERY DIFFERENT BUSINESS MODEL 420 00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:56,858 THAN WALMART OR MANY ‐‐ DOLLAR GENERAL, OTHER LARGE COMPANIES. 421 00:19:56,858 --> 00:20:01,129 THEY RESPECT THEIR EMPLOYEES. THERE'S NOBODY WORKING FOR 422 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:06,034 COSTCO THAT MAKES LESS THAN $15 AN HOUR. AND THE MORALE OF THEIR 423 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:09,137 EMPLOYEES IS HIGH. THE TURNOVER IS LOW. 424 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:12,073 AND THAT COMPANY IS A SENSIBLE BUSINESS APPROACH. 425 00:20:12,073 --> 00:20:15,710 >> Jimmy: AND IT MAKES THE PEST PEOPLE WANT TO GO WORK AT COSTCO. 426 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:16,677 IT DOES MAKE SENSE IN A LOT OF WAYS. 427 00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:21,315 >> ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, WHEN WORKER MORALE IS 428 00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:24,952 HIGH, WHEN THERE IS NOT ABSENTEEISM, WHEN THERE IS NOT 429 00:20:24,952 --> 00:20:31,025 TURNOVER, IT MAKES FOR A BETTER COMPANY. AND A WELL‐RUN COMPANY. 430 00:20:31,025 --> 00:20:32,293 AND I THINK THEY ARE PROOF OF THAT. 431 00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:36,831 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU ARE CHAIRMAN OF THE BUDGET COMMITTEE, DO YOU 432 00:20:36,831 --> 00:20:40,601 ENJOY BANGING THE GAVEL? 433 00:20:40,601 --> 00:20:41,135 [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:44,605 AND IS THE GAVEL YOUR GAVEL, OR A COMMUNITY GAVEL THAT HAS BEEN 435 00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:44,906 THERE? 436 00:20:44,906 --> 00:20:46,641 >> THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. I THINK I PROBABLY END UP WITH 437 00:20:46,641 --> 00:20:50,945 IT. 438 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:51,245 [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:54,215 ONE OF THE THINGS, AS I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE, THE BUDGET 440 00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:57,351 COMMITTEE IS NOW WORKING REALLY HARD IS ON RECONCILIATION WHAT 441 00:20:57,351 --> 00:21:01,022 WE CALL THE RECONCILIATION PACKAGES. 442 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:07,428 IT IS AN EFFORT RIGHT NOW, $1.9 TRILLION BEING PUSHED BY 443 00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:11,599 PRESIDENT BIDEN, WHICH ATTEMPTS TO DEAL WITH THE ENORMOUS 444 00:21:11,599 --> 00:21:14,469 CRISES, UNPRECEDENTED CRISES, FACING OUR COUNTRY TODAY. 445 00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:19,874 SO WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO IS TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY 446 00:21:19,874 --> 00:21:24,912 WORKING‐CLASS FAMILY IN AMERICA, $75,000 FOR AN INDIVIDUAL OR 447 00:21:24,912 --> 00:21:30,218 LESS, $150,000 OR LESS FOR A FAMILY, INCLUDING CHILDREN, WILL 448 00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:36,657 GET ON TOP OF THE $600 THEY GOT LAST MONTH, A $1,400 CHECK. 449 00:21:36,657 --> 00:21:42,163 A FAMILY OF FOUR GETS $5,600. WE ARE EXPANDING THE CHILD TAX 450 00:21:42,163 --> 00:21:47,502 YET, WHICH WILL CUT CHILDHOOD POVERTY IN HALF IN AMERICA. 451 00:21:47,502 --> 00:21:48,803 AND THAT IS NO SMALL THING. 452 00:21:48,803 --> 00:21:51,172 >> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL. AND THE HIGHEST‐RANKING 453 00:21:51,172 --> 00:21:55,209 REPUBLICAN IN YOUR COMMITTEE IS LINDSEY GRAHAM, WHO IS ‐‐ IS HE 454 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:58,279 SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN WORK WITH? BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 455 00:21:58,279 --> 00:21:58,746 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 456 00:21:58,746 --> 00:22:02,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:05,319 >> WELL, I WILL LET SENATOR GRAHAM SPEAK FOR HIMSELF. 458 00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:10,224 YOU KNOW, WE GET ALONG. YOU KNOW, I'M CHAIRMAN OF THE 459 00:22:10,224 --> 00:22:15,296 COMMITTEE, AND, YOU KNOW, WE ARE GOING TO RAISE ISSUES THAT 460 00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:19,500 HISTORICALLY HAVE NOT BEEN RAISED VERY OFTEN. 461 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,837 SO OUR JOB RIGHT NOW IN RECONCILIATION, AND WE HOPE TO 462 00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:26,774 HAVE SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY NEXT WEEK, IS TO 463 00:22:26,774 --> 00:22:30,845 ADDRESS THE HEALTH CARE CRISIS, THE EDUCATIONAL CRISIS, THE 464 00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:33,181 MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT KIDS ‐‐ I KNOW 465 00:22:33,181 --> 00:22:36,817 YOU JUST ABOUT TALKING ABOUT IT. YOU GOT KIDS WHOSE LIVES HAVE 466 00:22:36,817 --> 00:22:40,488 BEEN DISRUPTED. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TO SCHOOL. 467 00:22:40,488 --> 00:22:43,891 THEIR SOCIAL LIFE HAS BEEN IMPACTED. 468 00:22:43,891 --> 00:22:45,760 ENORMOUS MENTAL DISTRESS IN THIS COUNTRY. 469 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,695 WE GOT MONEY IN THERE TO TRY TO HELP THAT. 470 00:22:47,695 --> 00:22:50,598 SO THIS IS A VERY, VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF LEGISLATION 471 00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:53,067 THAT WE HOPE TO GET PAST. 472 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,836 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT WE MET AN 8‐YEAR‐OLD WHO TURNED TO A LIFE 473 00:22:55,836 --> 00:22:56,437 OF CRIME AS A RESULT OF THIS. 474 00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:58,639 [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:22:58,639 --> 00:23:01,242 ALL RIGHT, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS IS WITH US. 476 00:23:01,242 --> 00:23:01,768 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 477 00:23:02,446 --> 00:23:02,898 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 478 00:23:08,685 --> 00:23:11,822 >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK. SOLEIL MOON FREY AND MUSIC FROM 479 00:23:11,822 --> 00:23:15,092 LORD HURON IS COMING UP. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS IS WITH 480 00:23:15,092 --> 00:23:17,160 US. MAY I SAY, YOU LOOK BETTER THAN 481 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,298 I'VE SEEN YOU LOOK IN A LONG TIME, YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. 482 00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:21,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 483 00:23:21,798 --> 00:23:22,599 >> THANK YOU. 484 00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:23,700 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN VACCINATED? 485 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,036 >> I HAVE, ACTUALLY. 486 00:23:26,036 --> 00:23:29,706 >> Jimmy: WE'VE BEEN FOCUSED ON COVID FOR OBVIOUS REASONS BUT IT 487 00:23:29,706 --> 00:23:32,642 SEEMS ATTENTION HAS DRIFTED AWAY FROM HEALTH CARE, WHICH IS, OF 488 00:23:32,642 --> 00:23:35,545 COURSE, THEY'RE KIND OF ONE AND THE SAME, AND SO MANY PEOPLE 489 00:23:35,545 --> 00:23:40,083 HAVE DIED AS A RESULT OF COVID‐19. 490 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:43,386 I HOPE AND EXPECT THAT JOE BIDEN MADE YOU SOME PROMISES IN THE 491 00:23:43,386 --> 00:23:48,024 AREA OF HEALTH CARE IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT. 492 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:50,994 >> WELL, THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE DIFFERENCES OF OPINION ON 493 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:55,665 HEALTH CARE. I DO SUPPORT MEDICARE FOR ALL. 494 00:23:55,665 --> 00:24:00,837 I DO THINK IT'S ABSURD THAT WHEN WE ARE SPENDING TWICE AS MUCH 495 00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:03,673 PER CAPITA ON HEALTH CARE AS ANY OTHER MAJOR COUNTRY, WE'VE GOT 496 00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:10,447 90 MILLION PEOPLE WHO ARE UNINSURED OR UNDERINSURED, 497 00:24:10,447 --> 00:24:14,184 60,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET TO A 498 00:24:14,184 --> 00:24:17,721 DOCTOR WHEN THEY SHOULD, IN SOME TIMES WE'RE PLAYING 10 TIMES 499 00:24:17,721 --> 00:24:22,492 MORE FOR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS THAN THEY DO IN CANADA AND SOME OTHER 500 00:24:22,492 --> 00:24:24,494 COUNTRIES. I BELIEVE IT'S TIME TO TAKE ON 501 00:24:24,494 --> 00:24:27,764 THE GREED OF INSURANCE COMPANIES AND PASS MEDICARE FOR ALL. 502 00:24:27,764 --> 00:24:29,733 WHAT THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO DO IS EXPAND THE AFFORDABLE CARE 503 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:32,602 ACT, WHICH IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND I'LL WORK 504 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:34,971 WITH THEM ON THAT. BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I 505 00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:38,775 WOULD HOPE THAT WE CONCLUDE, HEALTH CARE IS A HUMAN RIGHT, 506 00:24:38,775 --> 00:24:40,811 WHETHER YOU'RE RICH OR WHETHER YOU'RE POOR. 507 00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:45,048 AND THE FUNCTION OF THE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM IS TO PROVIDE 508 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:48,185 QUALITY CARE FOR ALL, NOT TO MAJOR HUGE PROFITS FOR THE 509 00:24:48,185 --> 00:24:49,052 INSURANCE COMPANIES AND DRUG COMPANIES. 510 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:54,791 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 511 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:57,227 >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS THE PLANET GOES, WHO IN YOUR OPINION IS 512 00:24:57,227 --> 00:24:59,963 MORE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POWER OUTAGES IN TEXAS? 513 00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:00,497 IS IT AOC OR WINDMILLS? 514 00:25:00,497 --> 00:25:04,234 [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:25:04,234 --> 00:25:07,737 >> WELL, MAYBE THE FOLKS IN TEXAS MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK 516 00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:11,174 AT WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. 517 00:25:11,174 --> 00:25:15,679 BUT YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN TEXAS, WHAT HAS 518 00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:19,983 HAPPENED IN MANY PARTS OF OUR COUNTRY AND AROUND THE WORLD, 519 00:25:19,983 --> 00:25:24,921 TELLS US THAT IN THE LONG RUN, IT WILL BE MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE 520 00:25:24,921 --> 00:25:29,960 IF WE IGNORE THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT OF CLIMATE CHANGE THAN IF 521 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,063 WE TRANSFORM OUR ENERGY SYSTEM AWAY FROM FOSSIL FUEL. 522 00:25:33,063 --> 00:25:38,735 AND BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE RECONCILIATION 523 00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:40,503 PACKAGE. THAT'S NUMBER ONE. DEALING WITH THE EMERGENCIES 524 00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:44,241 THAT WORKING FAMILIES FACE NOW. AND WE HOPE TO HAVE THAT ON THE 525 00:25:44,241 --> 00:25:47,677 FLOOR NEXT WEEK. BUT THERE'S ANOTHER BILL COMING 526 00:25:47,677 --> 00:25:52,449 DOWN WHICH WILL DEAL WITH THE NEED TO TRANSFORM OUR ENERGY 527 00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:56,987 SYSTEM, CREATE MILLIONS OF GOOD‐PAYING JOBS, COMBATING 528 00:25:56,987 --> 00:26:01,558 CLIMATE CHANGE, REBUILDING OUR CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE. 529 00:26:01,558 --> 00:26:05,896 SOME 10% OF OUR WORKFORCE TODAY IS UNEMPLOYED, WE'VE GOT TO PUT 530 00:26:05,896 --> 00:26:08,632 PEOPLE BACK TO WORK AT GOOD WAGES, AND THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO 531 00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:09,032 DO THAT. 532 00:26:09,032 --> 00:26:12,202 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE ABSURDITY OF SOMETHING LIKE 533 00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:15,038 BLAMING THE POWER OUTAGES ON WINDMILLS? 534 00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:17,407 THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH, AND OBVIOUSLY 535 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:20,977 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM THE TRUTH AND FROM THE 536 00:26:20,977 --> 00:26:24,948 REAL ISSUES. BUT HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT AS 537 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:25,682 A HUMAN BEING? 538 00:26:25,682 --> 00:26:29,119 >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU HOW. IT'S HARD, IT REALLY IS. 539 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:33,323 LOOK, I MEAN, A LOT OF REPUBLICANS WHO ARE DECENT HUMAN 540 00:26:33,323 --> 00:26:38,228 BEINGS, THEY'RE GOOD FATHERS AND MOTHERS AND EVERYTHING ELSE, BUT 541 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:43,199 ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW, UNDER TRUMP, WE HAVE SEEN THIS COUNTRY 542 00:26:43,199 --> 00:26:47,771 AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MOVE, TO MY MIND, VERY FAR AWAY FROM 543 00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:49,472 REALITY. AND THE FACT THAT YOU'VE GOT 544 00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:54,577 COLLEAGUES OF MINE IN THE SENATE WHO REFUSE EVEN TODAY TO 545 00:26:54,577 --> 00:26:56,079 ACKNOWLEDGE THAT DONALD TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION. 546 00:26:56,079 --> 00:27:00,750 HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT? HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE BIG 547 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:04,321 LIES, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES, HOW DO YOU 548 00:27:04,321 --> 00:27:08,425 DEAL WITH A MASSIVE EFFORT TO UNDERMINE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY BY 549 00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:12,662 CLAIMING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT THE CAMPAIGN, THE BIDEN VICTORY, 550 00:27:12,662 --> 00:27:16,299 WAS A FRAUD, WASN'T REAL? SO IT IS ‐‐ IT'S NOT EASY TO 551 00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:18,568 DEAL WITH. I THINK WHAT YOU'RE SEEING RIGHT 552 00:27:18,568 --> 00:27:21,271 NOW IS WE ARE REACHING OUT TO REPUBLICANS AND SAYING, LOOK, IF 553 00:27:21,271 --> 00:27:23,807 YOU WANT TO REBUILD OUR INFRASTRUCTURE, COME ON ABOARD. 554 00:27:23,807 --> 00:27:27,043 YOU WANT TO LOWER THE COST OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, YOU WANT TO 555 00:27:27,043 --> 00:27:29,746 PROVIDE HEALTH CARE TO ALL PEOPLE, YOU WANT TO RAISE 556 00:27:29,746 --> 00:27:33,883 MINIMUM WAGE IN THIS COUNTRY? WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU. 557 00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:36,720 BUT IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO COME ON BOARD, WE'RE GOING TO GO 558 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,756 FORWARD AND DO IT ALONE. 50 VOTES PLUS THE VICE 559 00:27:39,756 --> 00:27:41,224 PRESIDENT, WE CAN DO IT IN THE SENATE. 560 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:44,327 WE'VE GOT THE VOTES IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S WHAT WE INTEND TO DO. 561 00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:44,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 562 00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:47,530 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE GOT A GAVEL TO HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD IF YOU 563 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:51,434 NEED TO. THANK YOU, SENATOR. BERNIE SANDERS, THANKS FOR BEING 564 00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:52,769 WITH US! 565 00:27:52,769 --> 00:27:53,269 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 566 00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:54,962 WE'LL BE BACK WITH SOLEIL MOON FREY. 567 00:27:54,962 --> 00:27:56,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 568 00:27:56,423 --> 00:27:58,940 ♪ 569 00:28:04,137 --> 00:28:08,051 >> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK. MUSIC FROM LORD HURON IS ON THE 570 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:10,320 WAY. YEARS BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED POSTING PHOTOS OF BANANA BREAD, 571 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,425 OUR NEXT GUEST CARRIED A VIDEO CAMERA EVERYWHERE SHE WENT AND 572 00:28:15,425 --> 00:28:17,027 CAPTURED ALMOST HER ENTIRE CHILDHOOD. 573 00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:20,530 SHE IS SHARING IT IN A GREAT NEW DOCUMENTARY CALLED "KID 90," IT 574 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:26,069 PREMIERES MARCH 12th ON HULU. PLEASE WELCOME SOLEIL MOON FRYE. 575 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:26,569 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 576 00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:37,814 ♪ 577 00:28:37,814 --> 00:28:40,250 >> Jimmy: PLEASE, RELAX. 578 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,985 >> HI. SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. 579 00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:43,553 >> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE. 580 00:28:43,553 --> 00:28:45,622 >> OH, THIS IS ‐‐ THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 581 00:28:45,622 --> 00:28:47,957 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY. 582 00:28:47,957 --> 00:28:50,326 >> TRULY, I AM SUCH A BIG FAN. 583 00:28:50,326 --> 00:28:53,029 >> Jimmy: I AM OF YOU TOO. I HAVE TO SAY, THIS DOCUMENTARY 584 00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:55,865 IS JUST GREAT. IT IS GREAT TO WATCH. 585 00:28:55,865 --> 00:28:58,368 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING I SAID TO MY 586 00:28:58,368 --> 00:28:59,936 WIFE. YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY GOOD PERSON. 587 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:04,674 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ME CRYING 588 00:29:04,674 --> 00:29:05,408 WITHIN MOMENTS. 589 00:29:05,408 --> 00:29:05,875 [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,078 IT MEANS SO MUCH. TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO SHARE IT 591 00:29:08,078 --> 00:29:10,914 WITH THE WORLD IS SUCH APRIL INCREDIBLE FEELING, SO THANK YOU. 592 00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:12,482 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT OF BACKSTORY. 593 00:29:12,482 --> 00:29:14,451 AS A KID, YOU TOOK A LOT OF VIDEO. 594 00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:14,818 >> YEAH. 595 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:15,752 >> Jimmy: TONS OF VIDEO. 596 00:29:15,752 --> 00:29:18,021 >> I CARRIED A DIARY FROM THE TIME I WAS 5. 597 00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:22,559 I HAD AN AUDIO RECORDER AT 12. AND BY THE TIME I WAS A 598 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:26,229 TEENAGER, I DOCUMENTED EVERYTHING AND FILMED 599 00:29:26,229 --> 00:29:28,665 EVERYTHING, GROWING UP HERE IN LOS ANGELES, THEN IN NEW YORK. 600 00:29:28,665 --> 00:29:32,769 THEN I LOCKED IT AWAY FOR OVER 20 YEARS IN TUPPERWARE. 601 00:29:32,769 --> 00:29:34,437 LOCKED AWAY IN VAULTS. 602 00:29:34,437 --> 00:29:36,206 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY TAPES WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE? 603 00:29:36,206 --> 00:29:41,211 >> HUNDREDS, HUNDREDS OF HOUSE OF FOOTAGE. 604 00:29:41,211 --> 00:29:44,114 AND I JUST LOCKED IT AWAY. A FEW YEARS AGO WAS WONDERING IF 605 00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:45,882 MY LIFE HAD HAPPENED THE WAY I REMEMBERED IT. 606 00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:50,253 AND SO I UNLOCKED THE VAULT. AND IT WAS LIKE UNLOCKING 607 00:29:50,253 --> 00:29:50,720 PANDORA'S BOX. 608 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,723 >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED WATCHING THESE VIDEOS. 609 00:29:53,723 --> 00:29:54,290 >> YES. 610 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:55,525 >> Jimmy: JUST FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURE? 611 00:29:55,525 --> 00:29:59,262 >> I TURNED 40 AND I REALLY WAS WONDERING IF MY LIFE HAD 612 00:29:59,262 --> 00:30:01,131 HAPPENED HOW I HAD THOUGHT IT HAD. 613 00:30:01,131 --> 00:30:05,401 WHAT I REALIZED IS I THINK THAT, ON A SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL, THERE 614 00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:09,205 WAS SO MUCH JOY AND BLISS AND THERE WAS ALSO A LOT OF PAIN. 615 00:30:09,205 --> 00:30:11,508 AND I HAD LOST SOME PEOPLE THAT WERE VERY CLOSE TO ME. 616 00:30:11,508 --> 00:30:12,442 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 617 00:30:12,442 --> 00:30:15,812 >> AND SO I DON'T THINK I WANTED TO DEAL WITH THE PAIN OR I 618 00:30:15,812 --> 00:30:21,251 WASN'T READY TO DEAL WITH IT. IN UNLOCKING PANDORA'S BOX, I 619 00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:27,190 DISCOVERED TRUE SELF‐LOVE AND SELF S 620 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:30,727 SELF‐AWARENESS IN A WAY I NEVER UNDERSTOOD. 621 00:30:30,727 --> 00:30:34,130 >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A GREAT DOCUMENTARY EVEN IF WE DIDN'T 622 00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:37,901 KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND OTHER CHARACTERS BUT WE KNOW THEM. 623 00:30:37,901 --> 00:30:41,037 YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH EVERY KID ACTOR FROM THE '90S. 624 00:30:41,037 --> 00:30:41,905 I HAVE A LIST YEAR. 625 00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:44,340 >> THERE'S A SMALL GROUP OF US. 626 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:48,745 >> Jimmy: MARK GOSS LETTER, BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, STEPHEN 627 00:30:48,745 --> 00:30:53,316 DORFF, DAVID ARQUETTE, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, TOBEY MAGUIRE, JENNY 628 00:30:53,316 --> 00:30:55,785 LEWIS, EMANUEL LEWIS, SARA GILBERT ‐‐ 629 00:30:55,785 --> 00:30:59,556 >> THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE. THERE'S SO MANY EASTER ALLEGES. 630 00:30:59,556 --> 00:31:02,759 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REWIND THE DOC OVER AND OVER TO WATCH 631 00:31:02,759 --> 00:31:03,226 THEM ALL. 632 00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:05,461 >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING THAT, WAIT A MINUTE, ISN'T THAT? 633 00:31:05,461 --> 00:31:11,801 >> IT'S SO WONDERFUL, THOUGH. REALLY, WE HAD SUCH A JOYFUL 634 00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:14,971 INNOCENCE, AND A GROUP OF US WHO WERE TRULY AUTHENTIC FRIEND. 635 00:31:14,971 --> 00:31:17,340 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN SEE THAT. 636 00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:18,641 >> YOU CAN SEE THAT, I'M SO HAPPY. 637 00:31:18,641 --> 00:31:21,344 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO STRANGE FOR US TO SEE THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE 638 00:31:21,344 --> 00:31:22,745 DIFFERENT CHARACTERS ON DIFFERENT SHOWS. 639 00:31:22,745 --> 00:31:26,783 THEN TO SEE YOU TOGETHER, IT'S ALMOST LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN 640 00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:29,452 LAVERNE & SHIRLEY WOULD VISIT "HAPPY DAYS" BUT REALLY. 641 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:29,752 [ LAUGHTER ] 642 00:31:29,752 --> 00:31:31,955 >> I LOVE THAT. 643 00:31:31,955 --> 00:31:35,091 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING TO SEE SOME OF THESE 644 00:31:35,091 --> 00:31:38,194 PEOPLE ‐‐ BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW WHO SEEMS LIKE A GREAT GUY IS 645 00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:38,828 BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN. 646 00:31:38,828 --> 00:31:42,465 >> YEAH, HE'S AMAZING. HE'S BEEN SUCH A DEAR FRIEND. 647 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:49,272 >> Jimmy: TO SEE THESE GUYS, MOSTLY GUYS, LOOKING AT THESE 648 00:31:49,272 --> 00:31:52,041 VIDEOS, GUYS YOU WERE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH, GUYS 649 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:55,645 WHO WERE JUST YOUR FRIENDS, AND REALLY FOR PEOPLE WHOSE WHOLE 650 00:31:55,645 --> 00:31:58,915 LIVES WERE RECORDED, WERE ON TELEVISION. 651 00:31:58,915 --> 00:32:02,352 WE SAW THEM GROW UP, BUT TO REALLY SEE THEM GROW UP. 652 00:32:02,352 --> 00:32:04,420 YOU CAN SEE HOW EMOTIONAL THEY GET LOOKING AT THIS STUFF. 653 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:07,056 >> THANK YOU. THIS WAS PRE‐SOCIAL MEDIA. 654 00:32:07,056 --> 00:32:10,660 WE WERE ABLE TO LIVE OUR LIVES AND JUST BE FREE AND BE 655 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,631 OURSELVES, YOU KNOW? AND SOMETHING THAT WAS SO 656 00:32:14,631 --> 00:32:17,400 INCREDIBLE FOR ME WAS THAT I REALLY LOVED PEOPLE. 657 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,236 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LOVED BACK I WAS BY THOSE PEOPLE. 658 00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:23,673 AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE WORLD THROUGH ONE LENS, TO BE ABLE AS 659 00:32:23,673 --> 00:32:28,544 A JOURNALIST TO GO BACK AND LOOK AT ALL OF THE DIFFERENT 660 00:32:28,544 --> 00:32:30,647 PERSPECTIVES, WAS AWE‐INSPIRING. 661 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,482 >> Jimmy: YOU SEEM LIKE THE CENTER OF THE GROUP. 662 00:32:32,482 --> 00:32:34,317 >> I MEAN, THERE WAS SUCH AN AMAZING GROUP. 663 00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:37,020 AND REALLY, WHEN I STARTED THE DOCUMENTARY, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO 664 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,656 BE ANYTHING ABOUT ME. I TRIED TO MAKE IT ABOUT 665 00:32:39,656 --> 00:32:43,326 EVERYBODY BUT ME. IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT THE 666 00:32:43,326 --> 00:32:46,996 DEATH OF PROIVACY, IT ENDED UP BECOMING THE DEATH OF MY OWN 667 00:32:46,996 --> 00:32:49,599 PRIVACY, RIGHT? LITERALLY. I WAS GOING THROUGH IT, KEPT 668 00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,601 TURNING IN CUTS. THE QUESTION, WHAT WAS THE GLUE 669 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:54,837 THAT BROUGHT IT ALL TOGETHER? THEN MY DEAR FRIEND SEAN TOLD ME 670 00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:57,373 ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY ‐‐ 671 00:32:57,373 --> 00:32:58,174 >> Jimmy: SEAN PENN. 672 00:32:58,174 --> 00:33:01,911 >> SEAN PENN, WHO I HAVE THE HONOR OF WORKING WITH, THANK YOU 673 00:33:01,911 --> 00:33:04,747 FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS 674 00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:08,051 DOCUMENTARY, "SHERMAN'S MARCH," IT STARTED AS ONE JOURNEY AND 675 00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:13,790 BECAME ANOTHER. I CUT A FULL FOUND FOOTAGE 676 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:14,657 VERSION. I'D NEVER WATCHED ALL THE TAPES. 677 00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:17,527 I HAD TO SIT WITH HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF TAPES AND AUDIOTAPES 678 00:33:17,527 --> 00:33:21,030 AND LIVE THROUGH THE JOY AND ALSO THE HEARTBREAK THAT 679 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:23,299 HAPPENED ALONG THE WAY AND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NO LONGER WITH 680 00:33:23,299 --> 00:33:23,466 US. 681 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:25,568 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT OF SWEETNESS, TOO. 682 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:29,972 WE HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU WITH MARK WAHLBERG AND WILL SMITH. 683 00:33:29,972 --> 00:33:32,008 HOW OLD ARE YOU IN THIS PICTURE? 684 00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:33,643 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 685 00:33:33,643 --> 00:33:34,977 >> IT'S ONE OF MY TEEN YEARS. 686 00:33:34,977 --> 00:33:37,647 >> Jimmy: YOU LAD A BIG CRUSH ON MARK WAHLBERG. 687 00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:38,181 >> I DID. 688 00:33:38,181 --> 00:33:41,384 >> Jimmy: ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAD THE CRUSH ON WILL SMITH. 689 00:33:41,384 --> 00:33:41,684 [ LAUGHTER ] 690 00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:44,620 >> I THINK I HAD THE CRUSH ON BOTH OF THEM. 691 00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:48,524 PRETTY SURE I WAS CRUSHING ON BOTH. AS YOU SAW, I HAD A LOT OF 692 00:33:48,524 --> 00:33:50,727 CRUSHES, I REALLY DID. YOU REALLY SEE IT THROUGHOUT. 693 00:33:50,727 --> 00:33:52,362 THERE'S THINGS YOU KNOW ‐‐ 694 00:33:52,362 --> 00:33:56,332 >> Jimmy: PUNKY AND MARKEY WOULD HAVE BEEN A SUPER COUPLE THAT I 695 00:33:56,332 --> 00:33:58,368 DON'T THINK WOULD EVER HAVE BEEN TOPPED. 696 00:33:58,368 --> 00:34:03,673 ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS IN THIS DOCUMENTARY, AND IT IS ‐‐ IT'S 697 00:34:03,673 --> 00:34:07,210 UNVARNISHED, IS YOU'RE ON STAGE SPEAKING TO A BIG GROUP OF KIDS, 698 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:11,614 LIKE THEY USED TO DO IN THE '90s, TELLING THEM "SAY NO TO 699 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,416 DRUGS." YOU'RE REALLY SELLING IT. 700 00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:16,719 >> AT THAT TIME, I BASICALLY WAS SAYING NO TO DRUGS. 701 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,088 IT WAS A FEW YEARS LATER THAT ‐‐ 702 00:34:19,088 --> 00:34:20,189 >> Jimmy: THEN WE CUT TO YOU TRIPPING ON MUSHROOMS. 703 00:34:20,189 --> 00:34:23,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 704 00:34:23,025 --> 00:34:27,563 >> ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS IN THE ENTIRE DOCUMENTARY IS OUR 705 00:34:27,563 --> 00:34:33,770 MUSHROOM TRIP. I HAVE TO SAY. JUST SAYING, JUST KEEPING IT 706 00:34:33,770 --> 00:34:35,772 REAL. HERE'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT IT 707 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:38,875 WITH MY KIDS, RIGHT? I SAID, I'VE REALLY BEEN THROUGH 708 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:40,977 THINGS, KIDS. THIS WAS A WAY TO SHOW, I'VE 709 00:34:40,977 --> 00:34:43,846 REALLY BEEN THROUGH THINGS, KIDS. YOU TALK ABOUT IT, YOU DON'T 710 00:34:43,846 --> 00:34:45,047 ALWAYS HAVE IT TO SHOW THEM. 711 00:34:45,047 --> 00:34:48,551 >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET YOUR KIDS TO EAT THEIR 712 00:34:48,551 --> 00:34:49,819 MUSHROOMS. 713 00:34:49,819 --> 00:34:50,720 >> EXACTLY. 714 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:51,687 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 715 00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:55,191 >> I BELIEVE IN HONESTY, AND I BELIEVE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, TO SHOW MY 716 00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:58,795 DAUGHTERS, WHO ARE ALSO COMING OF AGE, AND THAT I FELT LIKE I 717 00:34:58,795 --> 00:35:03,199 WAS COMING OF AGE AGAIN, TO BE ABLE TO SHARE IT WITH THEM, TO 718 00:35:03,199 --> 00:35:05,935 BE ABLE TO HAVE THESE OPEN LINES OF COMMUNICATION, FOR ME, THAT 719 00:35:05,935 --> 00:35:07,303 WAS AN INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. 720 00:35:07,303 --> 00:35:09,505 >> Jimmy: I BELIEVE IN LYING TO MY CHILDREN. 721 00:35:09,505 --> 00:35:09,806 [ LAUGHTER ] 722 00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:13,543 >> THAT'S OKAY, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. 723 00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:15,645 >> Jimmy: WE'LL FIND OUT IF IT WORKS. 724 00:35:15,645 --> 00:35:20,183 YOU ARE ALSO DOING A REBOOT OF "PUNKY BREWSTER. 725 00:35:20,183 --> 00:35:21,818 >> YES. 726 00:35:21,818 --> 00:35:22,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 727 00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:26,022 I FEEL LIKE IT'S A CONTINUATION. BECAUSE I'M STILL PUNKY. 728 00:35:26,022 --> 00:35:29,492 IT'S LIKE PUNKY AND I ARE REDISCOVERED OUR PUNKY POWER ALL 729 00:35:29,492 --> 00:35:33,362 OVER AGAIN. IT PREMIERES FEBRUARY 25th. 730 00:35:33,362 --> 00:35:34,096 >> Jimmy: THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL? 731 00:35:34,096 --> 00:35:38,401 >> THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL, IZZY, WHO REMINDS PUNKY OF HEARD. 732 00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:41,904 IT'S ABOUT COMING OF AGE AGAIN. FREDDIE PRINZE JR. PLAYS MY 733 00:35:41,904 --> 00:35:44,607 EX‐HUSBAND AND WE HAVE ALL THESE AMAZING KIDS. 734 00:35:44,607 --> 00:35:48,044 >> WILL WE SEE ANY OF THOSE KIDS DOING MUSHROOMS? 735 00:35:48,044 --> 00:35:50,847 >> I DON'T THINK WE SEE MUSHROOMS BUT WE DEAL WITH REAL 736 00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:54,917 TOPICS IN THE SAME WAY THAT THE ORIGINAL PUNKY BREWSTER DEALT 737 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:55,551 WITH REAL TOPICS. 738 00:35:55,551 --> 00:35:56,919 >> Jimmy: I LOVED THAT WHEN THEY DID THAT. 739 00:35:56,919 --> 00:35:59,455 >> WE'RE DOING THAT AGAIN, AND I HOPE PEOPLE CAN WATCH IT. 740 00:35:59,455 --> 00:36:02,558 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS, I GUARANTEE IT. 741 00:36:02,558 --> 00:36:08,231 >> Jimmy: KIDNEY" COMES OUT MARCH 12th ON HULU. 742 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:09,632 SOLEIL MOON FRYE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 743 00:36:09,632 --> 00:36:09,999 >> THANK YOU. 744 00:36:09,999 --> 00:36:12,268 >> Jimmy: BE RIGHT BACK WITH LORD HURON! 745 00:36:12,268 --> 00:36:13,803 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 746 00:36:13,803 --> 00:36:16,672 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 747 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:25,615 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 748 00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:27,517 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 749 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,385 >> Jimmy: NOW FROM SOMEWHERE DEEP IN THE WILDERNESS, THEIR 750 00:36:29,385 --> 00:36:34,790 NEW SONG IS CALLED "NOT DEAD YET." 751 00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:39,529 WE GO LIVE TO TUBBS TARBELL OF WBUB FOR MUSIC FROM LORD HURON. 752 00:36:39,529 --> 00:36:41,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 753 00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:49,272 >> WE'RE ON! WHAT? WE'RE LIVE! 754 00:36:49,272 --> 00:36:49,438 ♪ 755 00:36:49,438 --> 00:36:54,176 ♪ 756 00:36:54,176 --> 00:36:54,544 ♪ ALL MESSED UP 757 00:36:54,544 --> 00:36:58,114 WITH NOWHERE TO GO I STARE AT MYSELF 758 00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:58,981 IN THE MIRROR ALONE ♪ 759 00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:00,950 ♪ IT'S HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS 760 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:04,720 WHEN YOU'RE HALF IN THE GRAVE BUT I AIN'T DEAD YET AND I'VE 761 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:13,429 GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ♪ 762 00:37:13,429 --> 00:37:18,668 ♪ OH OH OH YEAH 763 00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:19,502 ♪ YOU GOT HOLES 764 00:37:19,502 --> 00:37:22,405 IN YOUR CLOTHES AND BOOZE ON YOUR BREATH ♪ 765 00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:22,872 ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE HELL 766 00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:27,476 AND YOU SMELL LIKE DEATH 767 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:39,522 OH OH OH ♪ 768 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:40,723 ♪ THERE'S A STRANGER 769 00:37:40,723 --> 00:37:47,163 IN MY EYES AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD 770 00:37:47,163 --> 00:37:50,166 I DON'T KNOW HIM ♪ 771 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,400 ♪ YOU'RE TIRED OF ME 772 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,402 I'M TIRED OF YOU SO TURN AROUND 773 00:37:53,402 --> 00:38:03,579 AND LEAVE IT TO MYSELF ♪ 774 00:38:03,579 --> 00:38:07,450 ♪ OH OH OH YEAH 775 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:07,817 ♪ YOU GOT HOLES 776 00:38:07,817 --> 00:38:10,953 IN YOUR CLOTHES AND BOOZE ON YOUR BREATH ♪ 777 00:38:10,953 --> 00:38:24,500 ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE HELL 778 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:31,507 AND YOU SMELL LIKE DEATH OH OH OH ♪ 779 00:38:31,507 --> 00:38:31,674 ♪ 780 00:38:31,674 --> 00:38:42,718 ♪ 781 00:38:42,718 --> 00:38:43,953 ♪ I'VE BEEN OUT WAY TOO LONG 782 00:38:43,953 --> 00:38:47,957 HEADING RIGHT FOR THE EDGE IF SHE ASKS ABOUT ME 783 00:38:47,957 --> 00:38:57,266 TELL HER I'M NOT DEAD YET ♪ 784 00:38:57,266 --> 00:38:57,433 ♪ 785 00:38:57,433 --> 00:39:13,516 ♪ 786 00:39:15,518 --> 00:39:15,685 ♪ 787 00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:16,452 ♪ 788 00:39:16,452 --> 00:39:17,453 ♪ YOU GOT HOLES 789 00:39:17,453 --> 00:39:21,023 IN YOUR CLOTHES AND BOOZE ON YOUR BREATH ♪ 790 00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:21,691 ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE HELL 791 00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:27,530 AND YOU SMELL LIKE DEATH OH OH OH ♪ 792 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:27,697 ♪ 793 00:39:27,697 --> 00:39:34,470 ♪ 794 00:39:41,744 --> 00:39:42,244 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 795 00:39:42,244 --> 00:39:43,379 ♪ 796 00:39:43,379 --> 00:39:45,314 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT, ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE GOING TO MAKE 797 00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:49,785 SOME MONEY. I WANT TO THANK SENATOR 798 00:39:49,785 --> 00:39:51,020 BERNIE SANDERS, SOLEIL MOON FRYE AND LORD HURON, APOLOGIES TO 799 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:54,390 MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 800 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:58,127 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING, GOOD NIGHT. 801 00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:01,627 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRIAN, GOOD NIGHT!