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>> dicky: From hollywood, it's
"jimmy kimmel live"!

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Tonight --
hugh grant --

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teyonah parris --
and music from passenger.

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And now, jimmy kimmel!
[ cheers and applause ]

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♪
>> jimmy: Wow, hi, everyone,

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thank you.
Thanks.

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I'm jimmy.
I'm the host of the show.

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Thanks for watching.
We are happy you are with us.

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Mondays, am I right guillermo?
>> that's right, jimmy.

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>> jimmy: I hate to say it
because I know the weather has

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been very bad in a lot of
places, but we had a beautiful

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weekend.
Even today, it was sunny and

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83 degrees.
In houston, one week ago, the

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high was 23 degrees.
Today it was 71.

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None of it makes any sense.
And as if the weather isn't

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crazy enough, now there are big
metal circles falling from the

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sky.
Watch this.

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>> jimmy: This happened on
Saturday, just outside of

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denver.
It started raining plane parts.

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Debris from a united flight to
hawaii.

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Listen here to the family.
>> why don't we get going

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because these things are just
falling.

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>> it's just dropping pieces.
>> yeah I think we should go.

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>>  yeah, let's go.
>> jimmy: Very good idea.

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One of the plane's engines
caught fire, and bits of boeing

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were going everywhere.
This landed on someone's lawn.

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The plane's -- diaphragm?
I guess, I don't

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[ laughter ]
miraculously, no one was

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injured.
The plane returned to the

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airport and landed safely.
You know, usually when someone

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is forced to return that quickly
on a flight, it's because they

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got busted going to cancun while
their constituents were freezing

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to death.
That story just keeps getting

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funnier.
Ted cruz is doing damage

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control, after his estupido trip
to mexico.

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He lent a helping hoof to those
in need this weekend, and, of

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course, posted about it.
There he is, loading a 12-pack

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of water into a car that is
parked in, what appears to be an

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almost-totally empty parking
lot.

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Like many of ted cruz's attempts
to mimic human behavior, this

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was ted on arrival.
Here we see him reaching out

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tenderly.
Only ted cruz would think he can

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repair his image by touching a
maskless constituent two days

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after getting off an
international flight.

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Senor fraud, also invited
cameras to shoot him helping to

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remove carpet from a house that
suffered water damage.

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There he is, blob villa.
At work.

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[ laughter ]
yes.

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What is this called?
I like the belt too, strong.

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I -- you know what,
I know he didn't get to enjoy

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cancun.
But he did get the next best

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thing.
Some clever houstonians hired a

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mariachi band to play outside
his house.

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[ cheers and applause ]
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I would gladly chip in to keep
them playing there until spring.

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I wonder what it was like when
his wife and daughters got home

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Saturday?
Originally they were supposed to

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come home Saturday and of course
his trip got cut short but they

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stayed.
I wonder --

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"how was the vacation?
You have fun?"

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I was in a parking lot
pretending to pass out dasani

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bottles.
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right now, some of the members
of trump incorporated are

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looking to point the finger of
blame for the mess in texas.

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Turns out, this never would have
happened if president daddy was

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in charge.
>> I think every single day

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biden makes people miss donald
trump more when you see these

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policies that are literally
destroying jobs, destroying

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industries, causing texas to
freeze, that are cutting off our

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power to our energy grids.
>> wait a minute, joe biden has

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been a president for a month,
he's already cutting power to

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the energy grids?
And then tweedle dee weighed in

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with his version of "thoughts."
>> where is the outrage about

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what's going on in texas, joe
biden is not there, you know who

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would have been there?
Donald trump.

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>> that's right,
he would have been there,

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throwing rolls of paper towels
as far as the eye can see.

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These poor guys.
I guess they don't have anything

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to talk about,
to complain about.

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But shout-out to greg kelly of
newsmax, for giving it his all.

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Greg devoted a segment of his
show this weekend to feigning

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concern about joe biden's german
shepherd.

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>> I love dogs, but this dog
needs a bath and a comb and all

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kinds of love and care.
I've never seen a dog in the

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white house like this.
Milli had, like a staph

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and they took care of her, very
beautiful dog.

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This dog looks like, sorry, from
the junk yard, I love that dog

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but doesn't look well cared for.
>> no thank you for having us,

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he looks very dirty and
unshevc

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very unlike a president's dog,
something else in the white

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house.
>> by something else he was

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preferring to mike pence.
They had a panel for that.

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That's a little bit dumb.
I have to say,

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I am a little bit
bothered by the biden's dogs.

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It's not the dogs themselves
that bother me.

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It's that there are now multiple
accounts posting tweets from

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their point of view.
There's one called "the first

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dogs."
there's another called "the oval

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paw-ffice."
these are not run by the white

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house.
They are so-called "fan"

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accounts.
But what they are writing, I

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believe should be a federal
crime.

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[ laughter ]
for instance, "it's tongue out

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Tuesday after all.
This goodest boo deserves all

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the likes.
And boops obvs."

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"give that goodest boi all the
bacun."

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why?
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you think I dog would know who
you to spell bacon.

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May go without saying but
nowadays it may not, I feet

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compelled to point out that
these tweets were not written by

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dogs.
If dogs were writing them, fine.

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Great even.
Amazing!

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Good boy!
But these words like "puppers"

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and "chimken", are being typed
by adults.

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[ laughter ]
by human adults.

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This country is already
teetering on the brink!

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We don't need "we go walkies
now?" on top of it.

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I just can't take four years of
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[ applause ]
speaking of things I can't take,

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remember diamond & silk?
Trump's attention-seeking fans?

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They have a show on newsmax.
Where they cover important

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topics like bill gates, and his
suspicious enthusiasm for

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plant-based meat.
>> now he want to tell us what

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we should eat and shouldn't eat.
I heard he wants to do something

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with the sun.
How, how is he allowed to be on

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national tv.
>> national tv.

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>> and do this kind of stuff.
See what I'm saying, he's not no

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doctor or scientist, he's only a
computer guy, he made virus for

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the computers, that's why we
have to buy one every so many

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years.
>> yeah yeah yeah.

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>> allegedly.
>> allegedly.

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>> it's like bert and ernie with
brain tumors.

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Poor bill gates.
These looney birds are blaming

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him for everything now.
There's a wild conspiracy theory

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circulating on tiktok this week
that claims the snow in texas is

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fake snow manufactured by
bill gates.

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>> thank you, bill gates for
trying to [ bleep ] trick us

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that this is real snow.
You'll see it's not --

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>> what the hell.
>> and gotsing to burn.

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>> no way.
>> snow don't burn.

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Snow [ bleep ] melts.
>> that's right.

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Bill gates developed an
unmeltable snow ball!

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Who could have ever imagined it
would come to this?

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For two years, they've been
saying "the storm is coming."

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and then when one finally does
come, they don't believe it's

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real.
It's bill gates

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[ laughter ]
we are one step closer to

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hopefully, maybe, getting a look
at donald trump's tax returns.

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The supreme court today, ruled
that trump must turn them over

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to prosecutors in new york.
And once they have those, we'll

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finally have the evidence we
need to lock hillary up!

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[ laughter ]
or something like that.

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The only thing trump has hidden
from the public as well as his

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tax returns is tiffany.
So

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[ laughter ]
it will be interest --

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I want to know how much he
didn't donate to charity.

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After the decision, trump put
out a statement, saying he won

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the election, and this is all
part of the greatest political

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witch hunt in history.
And then donnie junior woke up

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and weighed in with this.
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>> guys, the nonsense continues
by allowing the release of my

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father's tax returns, the "new
york times" released the return

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to some extent and nothing was
in there, they're just trying to

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hurt my father.
They can do to trump they can

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and will do it to everyone.
Keep watching guys.

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>> yeah, keep watching.
If we allow this to

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continue, no tax cheat will be
safe!

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[ laughter ]
I think-we're about to find out

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how much daddy paid for don jr.
To lose his virginity.

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[ laughter ]
that's what he's worried about.

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So prosecutors in new york will
soon have trump's perfect tax

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returns.
Life's funny, isn't it?

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One day you're building walls,
the next they're closing in on

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you.
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[ applause ]
meanwhile, the mypillow guy is

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in some legal trouble of his
own.

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Dominion voting systems is suing
mike lindell for more than

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1.3 billion dollars, for his
nonsensical claims that their

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voting machines were rigged.
Mike lindell has been taunting

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them for weeks.
He said "please sue me."

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and you know what happens when
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>> wait a second, they said come
on maybe they will sue you and I

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couldn't take it, I said sue me,
and they finally did.

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It's a beautiful day for
america.

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I want everyone to know that.
This is a great day.

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Because the truth is going to
come out.

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I don't care how long it will
take and how much it will cost

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you.
>> well, it's going to cost you

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$1.3 billion dollars plus
legal fees.

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Mypillow, the company itself, is
also named in the suit, and if

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the case doesn't go
mike lindell's way, fox news

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viewers could soon be seeing ads
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>> hi.
I'm chuck chief marketing

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officer at dominion voting
systems and now I'm in charge of

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selling a lot of pillows we were
awarded in court.

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These pillows are white,
squishy, you can sleep on them,

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they're made in a factory we own
now I guess.

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I'm sure the people who work
there are great, they seem like

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they're good at selling.
You know, the reality is, you

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need to sleep and we have a
[ bleep ] ton of pillows to do

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it in. If you call now we'll
sell you maybe 20 pillows for

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let's say $5.
So help me out and buy these.

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Our pillows.
Make them your pillows.

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We don't want pillows.
Why did this happen to us?

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[ applause ]
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: Why did anything
happen to any of us.

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Tonight on
"the bachelor", they had the

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hometown visits.
But not in the hometowns.

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They couldn't fly because of
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So the relatives from the home
visited their daughters and

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bachelor matt at the resort.
And this is something that seems

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to be picking up steam.
This is now the signature

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bachelor greeting.
You don't just hug him.

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You jump up and wrap your legs
around him too.

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>> hi.
>> how you doing?

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How are you.
>> I'm doing well.

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>> hi.
>> hi.

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>> jimmy: Why do they do this,
guillermo?

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>> because they love him.
>> jimmy: What if you did that

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to me every time we reunited?
>> jimmy: Let's give it a try.

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>> all right.
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: You know what's better
if you run to me and jump up and

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wrap your legs around me all
kind of in one motion.

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>> okay.
Ready.

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>> jimmy: Uh-huh.
>> ready?

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[ cheers and applause ]
we did it!

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>> jimmy: Nice.
>> yeah!

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Amazing.
>> jimmy: You can get down now.

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>> all right, all right.
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: My tibia is in my
shoe.

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Can we have that in slow motion
in the romantic way.

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Wow.
[ cheers and applause ]

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I'll see you in the fantasy
suite.

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Later.
>> yeah, sure, ha ha.

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>> jimmy: On one of the dates
tonight

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matt and rachel went skydiving.
And that went like this.

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>> rachel!
>> jimmy: Ha ha ha.

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[ laughter ]
rachel got a rose and a broken

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pelvis.
There are three women left.

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Including --
an elementary school teacher

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named michele, who got a virtual
visit from her students.

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>> so I hear you have some
questions.

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That you need to ask, mr. James,
is that right?

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>> yes.
>> yeah.

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>> joe, are you going to give
miss young a rose?

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>> you'll have to wait and see
what happens.

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>> ha ha ha.
>> evie.

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>> do you really think this is
going to work?

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This never works.
Are you insane?

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>> hey everyone, two thumb's up
if you think these two are

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[ bleep ] insane.
[ laughter ]

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[ applause ]
>> good luck, you're going to

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need it.
>> jimmy: All right, well, out

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of the mouth of babes.
You know.

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We have a good show tonight from
wanda vision, teyonah parris is

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with us.
And music and back with hugh

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grant so stick around.
[ cheers and applause ]

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♪
[ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: Hello there, tonight
from the

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marvel tv show "wandavision" on
disney plus, teyonah parris is

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with us.
[ cheers and applause ]

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then, later, his album is called
"songs for the drunk and broken

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hearted", music from passenger.
[ cheers and applause ]

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I like that album.
This week, we've got new shows

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with senator bernie sanders,
jennifer connelly, steve harvey,

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solay moon frye, michael peña,
kevin garnett.

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We have music from lord huron,
toby nwigwe, and ava max.

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[ cheers and applause ]
please join us for all that,

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our first guest of the eve is a
golden globe-winner and current

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nominee who joins us all the way
tonight from turkey.

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He takes his social-distancing
very seriously.

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His nominated performance in
"the undoing" is streaming on

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hbo max now.
Please welcome hugh grant.

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[ cheers and applause ]
hi, hugh, how are you?

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>> hello, yes.
Miserable thank you.

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1y50
.

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>> jimmy: Very good what time is
it in turkey may I ask?

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>> unspeakable, it's 4:00 in the
morning.

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>> jimmy: Oh, thank you did you
stay up, or did you get up?

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>> I find I'm generally awake
from 2:00 to 4:00 having anxiety

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attacks.
[ laughter ]

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and general existential goo so
this should be a fun segment.

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>> jimmy: Great to share it with
you.

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>> yeah to tell you the truth I
did get a bit of sleep but I

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have my children with me here, I
have a three-year-old who does

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not sleep well because she's
terrified a giant banana is

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coming into her room.
>> jimmy: What!

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[ laughter ]
where did she get that idea?

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>> well, I think because
there actually was a giant

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banana that used to come into
her rom.

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>> jimmy: I see, that will do
it.

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Yeah, you might want to cut off
her nickelodean or something.

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Do people know you in turkey?
Are they familiar with your

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work?
Are you recognized frequently?

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>> they're friendly to me.
I am nice.

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But I will say they're more
excited by my co-star, I'm doing

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a film with jason stathom and we
all went together to a theme

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park yesterday and they had
dolphins and to my horror you're

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allowed to streak the dolphins,
my family went first, the

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dolphins were quite nice to us.
They sort of went, ohh and jason

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bends over and they went mad
like up on their tails and doing

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back flips and you was a little
hurt the dolphins preferred him.

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>> even the turkish dolphins are
crazy about jason statham.

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Are you sure you're not dreaming
now?

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Maybe you're sleeping right now.
It's all a weird journey.

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So have you been to turkey
before?

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>> I used to come here in the
1980's.

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I used to come to -- have you
ever been on a club med

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vacation?
>> jimmy: No but I'm curious

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about them, there's a club med
there in turkey?

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>> yeah, this was in 1984 or
something and I used to come to

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the gulf frontier and we learned
to love it.

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It's unusual.
You know, it's -- you, for

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instance, you all eat together.
>> yeah.

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>> at communal tables which
originally I was snobby about

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but it became fascinating, a guy
in north of England that gave us

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a bulletin about the fact he
hasn't been to the bathroom and

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we became obsessed with his
bowels, all that I find quite

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fascinating.
>> jimmy: Ha ha.

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>> and after dinner you go to a
theater together and everyone

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sings together and on the first
night you go, these are freaks,

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this is a cult, this is ghastly
but by the third night you're

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sing,.
♪ hands up

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♪ give me hands up
♪.

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So I liked it.
.

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>> jimmy: Do they have organized
activities?

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Look sounds like a cruise on
land.

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>> yeah it is a bit like a
cruise.

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You think you won't like it, but
guy comes along, hi, I'm ken,

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you guys are in the yellow team
for toss the egg.

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I don't think so, not putting
that guy on my girlfriend, thank

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you very much.
But in fact by the end of the

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week you really, really want the
yellow team to win.

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>> jimmy: Yeah it's basic human
nature your to get excited about

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the yellow team.
Is club med, am I confusing it,

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is like a sex thing, like a
couples sex retreat or

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something.
>> I wish someone had told me

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that.
>> jimmy: What am I thinking of

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guillermo, you know this stuff.
>> a little bit, jimmy, a little

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bit, it's like a sex club but
not really.

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[ laughter ]
[ applause ]

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>> jimmy: Guillermo said it's
like a sex club but not really.

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Maybe I'm thinking of something
else.

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Club med, is a family-type of
situation?

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>> I don't remember any, I was
about to say sex -- but I'm

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sure -- I think you're thinking
of 18 to 30 or something like

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that.
There was one -- other one.

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>> jimmy: That's the one I was
thinking of right.

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>> this one is more normal.
Activities included things like

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you could learn to do trapeze.
There was a big trapeze set up

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with some acrobats.
>> did you try it?

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>> well, I said to my very
pretty girlfriend at the time,

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I'll have a go at that, yeah,
I'll do that, so I joined the

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line, it was almost all children
and then one grown up, me.

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One by one these kids went up
the ladder and learned to swing

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beautifully and fall gracefully
to the net and then it was my

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turn and got up the ladder and
totally freaked out, I couldn't

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handle the height, and in the
end I had to be brought down by

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one of the acrobats over his
shoulder.

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[ laughter ]
[ applause ]

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just bad.
All bad.

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>> jimmy: Ha ha.
>> romantic.

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>> jimmy: Ha ha ha.
And you like this place?

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This is a good vacation?
>> now that I'm talking about

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it, I remember I hated it.
[ laughter ]

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[ applause ]
are the kids having fun there?

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Are they enjoying the hotel?
What are they doing?

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I guess they don't have the
covid restrictions that we do.

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>> jimmy: Yeah it's a damn sight
nicer than in london for them,

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poor things, no school or
nothing, here they got pools and

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things but my boy, I got an
eight-year-old boy here who, the

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hotel is divided up into sort of
cabins and you get around in

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golf carts and this is amazing
for him.

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>> jimmy: Oh, yeah.
>> he's jumping out of golf

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carts when you're driving along
he just jumps out.

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Worse, he's jumping into golf
carts not just out, total

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strangers.
[ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: Do you let him drive
the golf cart?

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>> well, I'm going to get into
trouble if I say yes but yes.

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>> jimmy: You do, all right.
[ laughter ]

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[ applause ]
>> just to calm him down.

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He's so insistent.
Anyway it's gone fine.

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He's only seriously hurt two
people.

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>> jimmy: Ha ha, we're going to
take a break, hugh grant is with

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us.
"the undoing" is his show.

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[ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: This is why your son

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jumped out at the park, because
of you, in the

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undoing.
You're so good in this series,

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unbelievably good.
[ cheers and applause ]

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to the point, I'm always like
hugh grant seems like a fun guy

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to hang out with but now after
seeing this I feel like I don't

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trust you
[ laughter ]

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and that you might actually be
dangerous.

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[ laughter ]
you were nominated for golden

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globe, as I mentioned, nicole
kidman your co-star who plays

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your wife in "the undoing" is
nominated and the gentlemen who

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played your father in law, don
sutherland was great as well.

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All of you were great.
Had you worked with those people

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before?
>> no, no, no.

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Nicole, I just was someone I
just knew socially a bit.

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Feels like I worked together,
she was a villain in paddington

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while I was villain in
paddington 2.

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>> the paddington connection.
>> yeah for a long time I

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thought we should put paddington
in the undoing just for a

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moment.
[ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: But nobody listens to
the actors, it's annoying.

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>> I'm full of good ideas.
>> jimmy: That would have been

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great.
Donald sutherland, his creator,

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I don't want to giveaway too
much, but his character doesn't

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like your character at all.
Did that carry over onto the set

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into real life at all?
>> it would be fun if it did.

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[ laughter ]
but sadly, we got on rather

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well.
Have you met him?

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>> jimmy: I've not met him.
I met his son many times but

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I've not met him.
>> don is great, he's the oldest

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person alive, I think.
[ laughter ]

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I started my e-mail to him with,
are you still alive.

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It's not possible.
>> jimmy: What do you e-mail

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with donald sutherland about?
>> winning.

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Doesn't matter what I start
with, I say how about the

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american selection he would say
my wife's with me.

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>> jimmy: Oh, that kind of win.
One of the great things about

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the show I thought was donald
sutherland's eyebrows are so

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wildly unkept.
You know, I would think in most

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situations a stylist would sit
down and say we got to trim

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those.
But, was that a conscious

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decision made on set to leave
the eyebrows wild?

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>> they were their own
character.

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They had their own contract and
their own make-up artist.

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Donald would get made up and
then there would be a whole new

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woman who came in.
>> will you be watching the

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golden globes from turkey?
Will you still be there on

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Sunday in.
>> yes, yes, I'll still be here.

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>> it's a remote ceremony
anyway.

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>> yes it will be the middle of
the night for me, will have had

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the banana dream once or twice.
[ laughter ]

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00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:13,604
--
just a bow tie nothing else.

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>> jimmy: I like that.
Will they go to you live during

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the show should you win the
golden globe?

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>> I sbuppose so.
I'm not planning on winning, I'm

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planning on losing and standing
up to clap to reveal I'm naked

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from the waste down.
[ cheers and applause ]

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1y50 that's.
>> jimmy: That's what got you

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named captain of the yellow team
at club med.

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Hugh grant all of the episodes
of "the undoing" are on hbo max.

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Thank you hugh.
We'll be back with

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>> jimmy: Are you ready for a
moment of cone before we go back

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00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:02,519
to work?
>> yes.

449
00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:06,256
I am very very, very, very,
very, ready.

450
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,527
>> jimmy: That's for you.
This is for me.

451
00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:13,564
It's time to escape to the
klondike cone zone.

452
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,833
♪
what do you think of the new

453
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:20,604
klondike cones?
>> I love them.

454
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,708
They're swirly, saucy, crispy,
and delicious.

455
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:30,881
>> jimmy: What was that first
word?

456
00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,883
>> swirly.
>> jimmy: Swirly, yes, they are

457
00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:36,987
swirly,
saucy, crispy, and delicious.

458
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:40,257
I was going to say that.
>> this is nice.

459
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,292
I think I want to stay in the
cone zone forever.

460
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:47,331
>> jimmy: Me too, but once we
finish these, we have to go

461
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:50,934
back to work.
>> I don't want to go back!

462
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:56,840
Work is too hard!
[ laughter ]

463
00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:01,378
>> jimmy: You sit on a stool for
45 minutes, right.

464
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:05,015
>> that's true.
Is it over?

465
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:13,757
>> jimmy: For now, guillermo.
But as long as we have klondike

466
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,759
cones, it's never over.
[ cheers and applause ]

467
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:16,960
>> dicky: What would you do for
a klondike?

468
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:21,031
For your moment alone with a new
klondike cone, check out

469
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,032
@klondikebar on twitter to find
out how you can win your very

470
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,333
own klondike cone zone!
Clear

471
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,106
♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ]

472
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,207
>> jimmy: Music from passenger
is on the way.

473
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,643
Our next guest plays sword
agent-turned-newly-super

474
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:36,680
superhero monica rambeau in
marvel's "wandavision."

475
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,781
new episodes come out fridays on
disney plus.

476
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:45,122
Say hello to teyonah parris.
[ cheers and applause ]

477
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,323
hi teyonah!
>> hi.

478
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,660
>> jimmy: How are you?
>> I'm so good, how are you

479
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,295
doing?
>> jimmy: I'm doing good, you

480
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,831
look great.
What's going on behind you

481
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:57,401
there?
>> this is for you, jimmy, it's

482
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:01,405
sequins, since I can't be there
in person, I'm like, let's jazz

483
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,107
it up.
>> jimmy: I like it.

484
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:06,543
>> thanks.
>> jimmy: Is that fabric or an

485
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,646
actual wall?
>> that is fabric hanging on

486
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:14,651
wires and tape and you don't
even want to know what else we

487
00:29:14,687 --> 00:29:17,654
had to do.
>> jimmy: Can I ask, is there a

488
00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:20,257
mess behind that curtain if you
pulled that aside?

489
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:25,662
>> there's boxes, cords,
clothes, make up, food, it's

490
00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:26,830
everything, everything.
>> jimmy: Ha ha.

491
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:30,501
By the way, congratulations on
the success of the show.

492
00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:31,668
It's so popular.
[ cheers and applause ]

493
00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:34,104
it's so popular.
>> thank you.

494
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,640
>> jimmy: What happened, on
Friday night at 3:00 in the

495
00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:40,778
morning everyone tried to get on
to get the new episode right at

496
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,847
the stroke of midnight.
>> 3:00 a.M.

497
00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:47,317
>> jimmy: And they crashed
disney plus which is crazy

498
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:51,355
because you think, like, mostly
the people watching are kids and

499
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:56,426
so there wouldn't be anybody on
at that time but they actually

500
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,462
almost brought the service to
its knees.

501
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:01,665
>> yeah, I heard.
I was asleep.

502
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,433
So I wasn't a part of that.
>> jimmy: Right.

503
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:07,771
>> I was wondering what everyone
was doing up but that's

504
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,473
exciting.
I'm glad people are enjoying it

505
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,974
that much.
>> jimmy: Are you surprised by

506
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:16,413
how popular the show is?
I'm you figured would be popular

507
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:22,019
being a marvel tv show.
Has the magnitude of it

508
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,620
surprised you?
>> yes, because I've never been

509
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:30,260
a part of anything so massive.
So I'm not surprised as a fan,

510
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:35,699
but being a part of it, I'm
like, wow, okay, all right, this

511
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:40,804
is a lot and it's exciting, but,
yeah, I mean, it's good people.

512
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,074
Very creative.
It's been fun so I see why.

513
00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:49,780
I get it.
>> jimmy: And you have super

514
00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:58,222
powers, which were revealed,
tell us what monica rambo's

515
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,691
superstars are.
Or tell us both if you are lift

516
00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:03,093
a car over your head I want to
see it.

517
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:06,997
>> I'll save that one for later.
>> jimmy: Teyonah's super four

518
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:13,337
years ago is masking all of the
junk in her room with sequins.

519
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:17,975
What are monica's super powers?
Yes.

520
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:23,580
>> monica can absorb energy in
the comics, that's what her

521
00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:26,316
super power is.
It is yet to be revealed just

522
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:31,421
exactly what it is in the mcu.
We get a taste the fact

523
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:35,192
something has change and we have
to stay tuned to find out

524
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,994
exactly how that will manifest
itself.

525
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:47,137
But in the comic she can absorb
all energy on the elect

526
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:50,841
electromagnetic spectrum.
>> do you go online to hear from

527
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,510
the fans and crazy theories and
stuff.

528
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:57,614
>> I look at stuff people tag me
on instagram but as far as the

529
00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:02,019
theories and stuff I don't have
to go online because my mother

530
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,620
sends me everything.
>> jimmy: Oh, she does?

531
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:08,425
>> I mean, the easter eggs, the
theories, she's gotten out of

532
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,626
control.
>> jimmy: Really?

533
00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:12,129
Is she trying to figure
everything out as well?

534
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,766
Is that what's happening?
>> yes, she is on a mission.

535
00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:20,570
She has, like, hooked in.
I call her conspiracy cookie

536
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:24,408
because all of the theories,
everything, she's just telling

537
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:30,247
me every week, I'm like, okay.
I'm not telling her anything.

538
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:34,651
I'm not going to spoil it.
She would be very upset if I

539
00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,653
did.
But it's very interesting.

540
00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:39,589
She will send them all to me.
>> jimmy: Is your mother the

541
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:43,427
type of person who tells all of
her friends and everyone she

542
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,697
meets that her daughter is on
the show?

543
00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,265
>> no.
She won't tell you.

544
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,369
But let me tell you what she
will do, she will hang up a

545
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:58,775
monica rambo shirt in her work
office so that everyone who

546
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,978
comes through now sees this
shirt.

547
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,647
They're like, oh, they'll ask
the question.

548
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:08,151
[ laughter ]
so she's made it like wall paper

549
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,254
in the office.
I'm like, ma, this is -- this is

550
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,589
too much.
>> jimmy: Ha ha.

551
00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:17,894
Yeah, that's a more subtle but
not at all subtle way of doing

552
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:19,730
it.
[ laughter ]

553
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,366
what did your mother think of
Friday's episode?

554
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,635
What was her take on it?
>> oh, she loved it.

555
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,105
She was so into it.
Just the glowing.

556
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:32,242
The reveal.
For catherine hahn's character.

557
00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:39,950
And then it was also the episode
where there was this big theory

558
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,853
about the aerospace engineer.
>> jimmy: Yes I want to ask

559
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:46,890
about that, yeah.
>> I'm like, ma, what about that

560
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:50,761
theory you had there.
She's like, well, it's not over,

561
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:54,731
anyways, we've moved past that.
I'm like, who is we.

562
00:33:54,767 --> 00:34:00,370
Well, me and the internet,
people, you know, we have these

563
00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:03,306
theories and these thoughts and
we've moved past that.

564
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:06,309
I'm like okay.
>> jimmy: It's interesting

565
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:12,749
because I know there's easter
eggs on the show and now I'm

566
00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,718
wondering, because when they
mentioned aerospace engineer a

567
00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:17,320
lot of people thought maybe this
is the way the fantastic four

568
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:22,359
were going to be brought into
this marvel universe, and reid

569
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,796
richard who's is mr. Fantastic
who stretches and is a genius

570
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:33,570
and now I see this dress that
you're wearing is very similar

571
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:38,975
to the uniform of the fantastic
four.

572
00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:42,045
>> the easter egg.
>> jimmy: Maybe it's the easter

573
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:47,184
egg, are you going to turn into
flames and turn invisible.

574
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,120
>> oh, gosh, in three, two
and --

575
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:51,555
>> jimmy: Do you even know about
this stuff?

576
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,724
Are you a fan of the comic books
to the extent where you would

577
00:34:54,760 --> 00:35:08,772
know what they're talking about
when they talk about reed

578
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,541
richards?
>> no, I only know what my mom

579
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:16,113
sends me, I'll read it, but I
did get introduced to monica her

580
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:20,817
character years ago when fans
started fan casting me for the

581
00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:23,019
role on twitter.
They started tagging me.

582
00:35:23,055 --> 00:35:26,323
I'm like, who is this?
Let me look her up.

583
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:30,427
And I realized oh, she's a bad
ass she's pretty cool.

584
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,162
She will probably never see the
light of day.

585
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:36,766
This was years ago and then when
they introduced her in captain

586
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:41,238
marvel as the young girl
I was like, okay, we might be

587
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,906
getting somewhere.
>> jimmy: Yeah.

588
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:47,811
Well, yeah, and in that case you
were on "mad men" when people

589
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:51,081
started saying you should play
this character?

590
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:53,049
>> I don't even remember.
You don't even remember.

591
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:59,289
But a crazy thing about mad men
is, I worked with matt shackman

592
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:07,464
the director for wandavision on
"mad men" and it was my very

593
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,233
first time occurring on tv that
was a pretty cool circle moment.

594
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:14,404
>> jimmy: It is, there's very
mysterious things going on.

595
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:18,475
You will be in the captain
marvel movie.

596
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:22,345
That you can say, right?
>> yes, yes.

597
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:27,217
It's been fixed.
>> jimmy: So it's been reported.

598
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:28,185
Ch
[ applause ]

599
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,787
is
possible there's a second

600
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,989
aerospace engineer.
>> anything is possible, it's

601
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,191
marvel.
>> jimmy: Oh, all right.

602
00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:37,694
I don't know what I'm reading
but I'm reading something, I

603
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:42,199
feel like I may have stumbled on
to something, you know.

604
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:48,305
It's great to have you on, can't
wait to see what happens next,

605
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:52,976
don't go on at midnight, you'll
crash the whole thing.

606
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:57,447
Sleep, be patient, wake up and
then watch television.

607
00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:59,449
Teyonah parris, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ]

608
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:03,687
we'll be right back with music
from passenger

609
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,422
>> the jimmy kimmel live concert
series is presented by

610
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,224
mercedes-benz.
The best or nothing.

611
00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:07,591
♪
[ cheers and applause ]

612
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:12,896
>> the jimmy kimmel live concert
series is presented by

613
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,831
mercedes-benz.
The best or nothing.

614
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:19,035
>> jimmy: I want to thank
hugh grant, teyonah parris,

615
00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,372
apologies to matt damon.
We ran out of time for him,

616
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,608
"nightline" is next, but first,
the album is called "songs for

617
00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:28,478
the drunk and broken hearted"-
from the royal albert hall in

618
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:31,748
london with the song "sword from
the stone", passenger!

619
00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:36,786
[ cheers and applause ]
♪

620
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:49,199
♪
♪  how you doing darling

621
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:56,006
how you getting on
any horses running ♪

622
00:37:56,041 --> 00:38:00,577
♪ worth betting on
how's the weather down there

623
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:13,089
I hope you're keeping warm ♪
♪ how you feeling sweetheart

624
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,626
are you moving on
are you sleeping okay

625
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,963
♪ or do the nights
go on and on

626
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:25,135
I hope you're eating well ♪
♪ I hope you're

627
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:31,741
staying strong
'cause I'm fine ♪

628
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:35,912
♪ then I'm not
I'm spinning round

629
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:43,019
and I can't stop
I can't do this alone ♪

630
00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:45,088
♪ for time flies
and it's so slow ♪

631
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:48,491
♪ I'm up and down
like a yo-yo

632
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:54,130
I can't do it on my own ♪
♪ and I've tried and I can't

633
00:38:54,166 --> 00:39:09,479
pull the sword
from the stone ♪

634
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:15,785
♪ how are your mum and dad
how's your brother too ♪

635
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:19,889
♪ my folks are holding up
my sister's

636
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:25,962
pulling through ♪
♪ and both the cats say hi

637
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:33,203
I know they miss you too ♪
♪ 'cause I'm fine

638
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:37,273
then I'm not ♪
♪ I'm spinning round

639
00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:44,414
and I can't stop
I can't do this alone ♪

640
00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:48,551
♪ for time flies
and it's so slow ♪

641
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:56,192
♪ I'm up and down
like a yo-yo

642
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,262
I can't do it on my own
♪ 'cause I've tried and

643
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:13,143
I can't pull the sword
from the stone ♪

644
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:17,180
♪ 'cause I'm fine
then I'm not ♪

645
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:24,554
♪ I'm spinning round
and I can't stop

646
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,422
I can't do this alone ♪
♪ and time flies

647
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:29,192
and it's so slow ♪
♪ I'm up and down

648
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:40,837
like a yo-yo
I can't do it on my own ♪

649
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:43,606
♪ for, I've tried and
I can't pull the sword

650
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:53,115
from the stone ♪
♪