>> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWO IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL.
TONIGHT, IT'S HEAD CAN COACH BRUCE ARIANS AND MUSIC FROM
MICHAEL McDONALD AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> HI EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN THE AFTERMATH OF SUPER BOWL LV.
WHY AREN'T WE OFF TODAY? THE ONE THING I WAS HOPING
DONALD TRUMP WOULD ACCOMPLISH IS GETTING US SUPER BOWL MONDAY
OFF. HE HAD FOUR YEARS. NOTHING! THEY DID A POLL, MORE THAN 40%
OF SPORTS FANS BELIEVE THE DAY
AFTER THE SUPER BOWL SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE JERKS IN THE 60% WHO DON'T ARE.
PROBABLY THE FLAG DAY CROWD. I NEED A DAY TO RECOVER FROM
EATING SO MUCH AND TO PROPERLY REFLECT ON QUEEN LATIFAH IN "THE
EQUALIZER."
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU SEE "THE EQUALIZER," GUILLERMO?
>> NO BY THAT TIME I WAS DRUNK ALREADY.
>> Jimmy: THEY TOLD US TO WATCH IT A MILLION TIMES, YOU DIDN'T
WATCH IT?
>> I DIDN'T WATCH IT.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T WATCH IT EITHER.
>> HA HA HA.
>> Jimmy: I WATCHED THE VERY END OF IT.
I'M WORKING ON A SHOW FOR CBS RIGHT NOW. STARRING ME.
IT'S CALLED "THE UNSUBSCRIBER." I GO AROUND HELPING PEOPLE OPT
OUT OF EMAILS. IT'S GONNA KICK ASS.
SPEAKING OF KICKING ASS, LAST NIGHT IN TAMPA, THE 2021 KANSAS
CITY CHIEFS, WERE CLOBBERED BY THE 2019 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.
I MEAN ‐‐ IT WASN'T A GREAT GAME, BUT IT
WAS FUN TO WATCH. THE BUCS WERE THE UNDERDOGS.
IT WAS DEFINITELY THE WEIRDEST SUPER BOWL.
THIS WAS THE FIRST SUPER BOWL EVER WHERE I HAD TO YELL "BE
QUIET! I'M TRYING TO HEAR THE POEM!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A SUPER DUPER SHOW FOR YOU. THE COACH OF THE CHAMPS FROM
TAMPA, BRUCE ARIANS WILL JOIN US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD.
AND SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW VETERAN, CURRENT "AMERICAN IDOL"
JUDGE, KATY PERRY IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IN THE FLESH. IN THE STUDIO. IT REALLY WAS A NIGHT FOR THE
AGES LAST NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY MENTIONED
THIS BUT TOM BRADY WON HIS SEVENTH RING
AT A TIME WHEN THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY
WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BRADY BECAME THE OLDEST PERSON TO WIN A SUPER BOWL, AND
TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET BECAME THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO DRIVE A
CADILLAC. AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE OLDEST,
TOM BRADY, YOU'D NEVER KNOW IT FROM LOOKING
AT HIM.
>> BEING HERE WITH THIS GROUP OF GUYS EVERY YEAR IS AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: HE'S AN OLD GOAT. THEY KEPT MENTIONING THAT
PATRICK MAHOMES, THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE CHIEFS, WAS ONLY 6 YEARS
OLD WHEN BRADY WON HIS FIRST SUPER BOWL.
AND THEN BRADY BEAT HIM, WHICH MAKES SENSE.
OF COURSE HE'S GONNA BEAT A 6‐YEAR‐OLD. IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR.
IT WAS A TOUGH NIGHT FOR CHIEFS HEAD COACH, ANDY REID.
NOT ONLY DID HIS TEAM LOSE THE GAME, HE ACCIDENTALLY WORE A
G‐STRING ON HIS FACE. SOME VERY LOW‐RENT COMMERCIALS
SOMEHOW GOT ON THE AIR DURING THE SUPER BOWL.
SOME FROM COMPANIES I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.
LIKE FIVER, WEATHER TECH, DR. SQUATCH, I WAS LIKE "WHAT
ARE THEY DOING HERE?" THE CEO OF OATLY SANG A SONG HE
WROTE ABOUT OAT MILK. THIS GUY PAID $5.5 MILLION, JUST
TO MAKE SURE WE ALL KNOW HE'S NOT A GOOD SINGER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE THE BEST PROMO MOVE WAS FREE. IT COST NOTHING.
IT ACTUALLY COST $500 IN BAIL.
A FAN RAN ONTO THE FIELD TO IN A PINK ONESIE TO
PROMOTE A PORN WEBSITE. WHICH LISTEN, WE'VE SPENT A YEAR
IN LOCKDOWN. EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS EVERY
PORN WEBSITE. BUT THE UPSIDE WAS RADIO
ANNOUNCER KEVIN HARLAN, WHOSE PLAY BY PLAY ON THIS WAS THE
BROADCAST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT.
>> 5:03 TO GO. SOMEONE'S RUN ON THE FIELD, SOME
GUY WITH A BRA. AND NOW HE'S NOT BEING CHASED
HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40, ARMS IN THE AIR, THE
VICTORY SALUTE, HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS.
PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN, PULL UP THOSE PANTS, HE BREAKS FREE
OF A SECURITY GUARD, THE 20, THE 10, THE 5, AND AT THE 1 THEY
CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE.
PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF THE BRA, AND BE A MAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BE A MAN? HE RAN AROUND WITH HIS PANTS
DOWN ON THE FIELD AT THE SUPER BOWL.
WHAT COULD BE MORE MANLY THAN THAT? I ONLY WISH HE WAS WEARING
NOTHING BUT A MASK. TAMPA BAY FANS WERE NOT TAKING
PRECAUTIONS. LAST NIGHT, THEY HAD A HUGE,
MOSTLY MASKLESS CELEBRATION, WHILE I WAS EATING NACHOS
THROUGH MY N95. YOU CAN SEE THERE, JUMPING ON
CARS, HAVING A LOT OF FUN. THEY ALL SHOULD BE VERY, VERY
ILL. THERE YOU GO, IT'S UNFACH BECAUSE
HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE FRUSTRATED. THEY'VE SPENT THE WHOLE LAST
YEAR TRYING TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF MASKS
AND SOCIAL DISTANCE. UNFORTUNATELY, EXPLAINING
SCIENCE TO PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA IS LIKE EXPLAINING ZOOM TO YOUR
TURTLE. SPEAKING OF SCIENTISTS, MIKE LINDELL, THE MYPILLOW GUY,
SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY SOLDIER LEFT FIGHTING THE ELECTION
RESULTS. THIS WEEKEND, HE RELEASED A
"DOCUMENTARY" THAT SUPPOSEDLY VINDICATES HIS CLAIMS OF VOTER
FRAUD. IT'S CALLED "ABSOLUTE PROOF."
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE PROOF IS IN THE PILLOW.
MIKE LINDELL BUILT HIMSELF A LIKE, A TALK SHOW SET WITH A
MISSION TO EXPLAIN JUST HOW HORRIFYING THIS
BOGUS ELECTION WAS.
>> WHENA SAY HORRIFYING CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO EVERYBODY WATCHING
WHAT HORRIFIED YOU?
>> WHAT WE FOUND WAS SO HORRIFYING.
WE WERE HORRIFIED BY WHAT WE FOUND.
>> SHE WAS HORRIFIED BY WHAT WE SHOWED HER.
>> THE MORE WE FOUND THE MORE HORRIFIED WE GOT.
>> BUT WHAT YOU SEEN HORRIFIED.
>> YEAH, THEY WERE HORRIFIED WITH WHAT WE SHOWED THEM.
THEY WERE ALL.
>> THEY BECAME HORRIFIED. IT'S HORRIFYING
>> Jimmy: SO HORRIFYING WE CAN'T ‐‐ THAT'S A MAN WHO HAS HALF A
STUFFED DOG ON HIS WALL. DIS THIS INJUSTICE SUFFERED BY
DONALD TRUMP, NOT ONLY WAS IT HORRIFYING, SOME OF THE
REVELATIONS ARE SO SURPRISING, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT SAY "WOW!"
>> WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE ORIGINAL SHAM WOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IN OTHER CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS ANOTHER PAL OF TRUMP,
LOU DOBBS WAS CANCELLED BY FOX BUSINESS THIS WEEKEND. I KNOW.
I'M PRETTY BUMMED ABOUT IT TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. LOU DOBBS TWEETED, AND THEN
QUICKLY DELETED, "FOX NEWS HAS DROPPED 'LOU DOBBS TONIGHT,'
PROMOTER OF TRUMP'S FALSE ELECTION FRAUD CLAIMS."
I GUESS HE DIDN'T READ THE HEADLINE ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
AND THEN, BECAUSE NOTHING THAT COMES OUT OF FOX CAN JUST BE
TRUE, THE GUY FILLING IN FOR HIM SAID THIS:
>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, I'M DAVID, FILLING IN FOR THE
VACATIONING LOU DOBBS.
>> Jimmy: THE VACATIONING LOU DOBBS.
THAT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TELL YOUR KIDS THE DOG WENT TO GO LIVE ON
A FARM IN THE COUNTRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S IT FOR US THIS EVENING, LOU WILL BE BACK ON MONDAY.
>> Jimmy: NO, HE WON'T. NO. LOU MOVED TO FIRED ISLAND.
HE'S NOT COMING BACK, HE GONE.
TOMORROW, THE SENATE WILL BEGIN
IMPEACHMENT TRIAL NUMBER TWO AGAINST DONALD TRUMP.
AND LOU IS GONNA MISS IT. TRUMP IS NOT EXPECTED TO TESTIFY.
DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T LIKE TO PUT HIS HAND ON A BIBLE UNLESS
PEACEFUL PROTESTERS ARE BEING GASSED NEARBY.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICAN SENATORS APPEAR POISED TO GIVE
LIGER WOODS ANOTHER MULLIGAN. THEY SAY TWO THINGS.
NUMBER ONE, IMPEACHING TRUMP IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL BECAUSE HE'S NO
LONGER IN OFFICE. WHICH IS LIKE, "YOUR HONOR,
BERNIE MADOFF IS NO LONGER RUNNING A PONZI SCHEME.
CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE THE MAN ALONE?"
AND HIS LAWYERS ARE SAYING HE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE PEOPLE
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS USING HYPERBOLE WHEN HE TOLD THEM TO
"FIGHT LIKE HELL." AND THEN THEY RAN DOWN THE
STREET YELLING, THE GUY IN THE VIKING COSTUME
AND THE LADY WITH THE WORDS "CAMP AUSCHWITZ" PRINTED ON HER
TRIPLE XL SWEATSHIRT SHOULD KNOW WHAT "HYPERBOLE" IS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE WORLD HAS BEEN REFRESHINGLY QUIET WITH JOE BIDEN IN THE
WHITE HOUSE. I THINK THIS PUTS IT IN
PERSPECTIVE. TODAY BIDEN WROTE: "WE DON'T
HAVE A SECOND TO WASTE WHEN IT COMES TO DELIVERING THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE THE RELIEF THEY DESPERATELY NEED.
I'M CALLING ON CONGRESS TO ACT QUICKLY AND PASS THE AMERICAN
RESCUE PLAN." FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY, THIS IS
WHAT TRUMP WHO WAS PRESIDENT TWEETED: "MY DAUGHTER IVANKA HAS
BEEN TREATED SO UNFAIRLY BY @NORDSTROM.
SHE IS A GREAT PERSON, ALWAYS PUSHING ME TO DO THE RIGHT THING!
TERRIBLE!"
[ APPLAUSE ]
I LIKE THAT HE ADMITS HE HAD TO BE PUSHED TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO TOMORROW, DONALD TRUMP WILL BE BACK TO YELLING AT HIS TV.
TONIGHT, WE HAD A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELOR."
TONIGHT MATT, THE BACHELOR, GOT A VISIT FROM HIS BEST FRIEND
TYLER, A FORMER BACHELORETTE CONTESTANT.
AND, I HAVE TO SAY, MATT SEEMED TO BE A LOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT
SEEING TYLER THAN HE IS ABOUT ANY OF THE WOMEN IN THE HOUSE.
>> DO YOU SEE YOURSELF GETTING DOWN ON A KNEE AT THE END OF
THIS THING?
>> YEAH.
♪
[ INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE ].
>> IT WAS NICE TO SHARE THAT SIDE OF MYSELF WITH TYLER.
I THINK THAT'S WHY TYLER WAS SO EXCITED FOR ME TO HAVE THIS
EXPERIENCE.
>> Jimmy: TAKE IT TO THE FANTASY SUITE, YOU TWO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU ALL RIGHT, GUILLERMO?
>> WOW. YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S ON AN EIGHT‐MINUTE DELAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, DO YOU WATCH "THE BACHELOR"?
>> NO I DON'T.
>> Jimmy: SO THESE CLIPS ARE ALL YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT THE SHOW.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: SO WE SAW MATT AND TYLER, THEY'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS.
THE WOMEN IN THE HOUSE ARE NOT FORMING FRIENDSHIPS OF
THAT TYPE. THERE WAS A LOT OF FIGHTING
AGAIN TONIGHT. MJ AND JESSENIA DON'T LIKE EACH
OTHER, AND NOW KATIE AND SERENA ARE FIGHTING LIKE CHILDREN.
>> BASICALLY I'M JUST SUPER FRUSTRATED.
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE TRULY HERE FOR MATT.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING TO APOLOGIZE TO BE HONEST.
>> APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT. I HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR
I MEANT EVERYTHING I SAID AND MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT.
>> FACT YOU'RE SITTING HERE PATHETIC.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TAKE IT UP WITH MATT. I AM WHO I AM. NO.
I AM WHO I AM. MATT LIKES ME FOR EVERYTHING I
AM. SO DON'T SPEAK ON ‐‐
>> ANYWAY YOU ARE FREAKY. YOU NOT NICE. I DON'T LIKE YOU.
I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU SMELL LIKE DIRTY DIAPER.
>> ARE THEY SCREAMING.
>> THEY'RE LIKE GOING AT IT.
>> SHUT THE [ BLEEP ] UP.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE IN THIS HOUSE.
THIS IS SOME HIGH SCHOOL
[ BLEEP ] GOING ON.
>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK POPPY FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THEY GROW UP COULD SFAFT. THEY REALLY DO.
>> Jimmy: THEY GROW UP SO FAST. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. FROM THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS, HEAD COACH BRUCE ARIANS IS WITH US.
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATY PERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW,
TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SUPER BOWL CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS,
COACH BRUCE ARIANS IS WITH US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEN, LATER, TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTH, HE IS LIVE‐STREAMING A
CONCERT FROM HIS HOUSE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT CALLED "HOME ALONE
2 BIRTHDAY BASH: A PARTY OF ONE." MUSIC FROM ONE OF THE ALL‐TIME
GREATS, MICHAEL McDONALD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THIS WEEK, LET'S SEE WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK, YOU WANT TO
GUESS WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK, GUILLERMO?
>> WANDA SYKES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. WITH MILA KUNIS, WANDA SYKES,
KJ APA, KAT DENNINGS, AND KEVIN JAMES, WITH MUSIC FROM
WAXAHATCHEE, SAM DEW, AND MAMMOTH WVH, THAT IS
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. LAST MONTH OUR FIRST GUEST STOOD
BESIDE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL AND SANG US INTO A NEW
ADMINISTRATION. ON SUNDAY NIGHT, SHE WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO
LIONEL RICHIE ON A NEW SEASON OF "AMERICAN IDOL."
IT PREMIERES AT 8:00 HERE ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME KATY PERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
I NEVER KNOW WHAT LENGTH YOUR HAIR IS GOING TO BE, WHAT COLOR
YOUR HAIR'S GOING TO BE, IT'S JUST A SURPRISE EACH TIME.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO KEEP PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR
SEATS.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> ALSO WHEN MOM HAS A NIGHT OFF SHE LEANS ALL THE WAY IN.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS MOMNESS GOING?
>> IT'S THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>> Jimmy: WAS IT A DECISION YOU MADE?
>> UH‐HUH. IT WAS.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU GETTING SLEEP? ARE YOU ‐‐?
>> YEAH I HAVE FAMILY AND SUPPORT, YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN
INCREDIBLE FIANCÉE WHO HAS DONE THIS BEFORE, HE HAS A
TEN‐YEAR‐OLD SON, SO AS MUCH AS I WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE, I DON'T
NEED TO HEAR THOSE STORIES, THEY ACTUALLY HELPED.
THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. SO HE'S BEEN AMAZING,
INCREDIBLE. AND WE'RE SO IN LOVE AND WE'RE
SO GRATEFUL.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD.
BECAUSE I HAVE TWO OLDER KIDS AND TWO LITTLE KIDS AND MY WIFE
DOESN'T REALLY ‐‐ REJECTS THE IDEA I EVER HAD CHILDREN, SHE
LOVES MY OLDER KIDS OF COURSE BUT SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT I
KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
>> COVID HAS EITHER TORN PEOPLE APART OR BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS PRE‐COVID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS JUST ‐‐
[ APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS JUST LIFE.
>> THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE.
>> Jimmy: SO, SPEAKING OF COVID, HAVING A BABY WAS ORLANDO
ALLOWED IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH YOU?
>> HE WAS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
>> HE WAS SUCH A GREAT SUPPORT. WE HAVE LIKE A LITTLE BOOM BOX.
HE WAS THERE, HE WAS SO WONDERFUL, HOLDING MY HAND,
LOOKING INTO MY EYES.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE ONE SLIP YOU HEAR ABOUT IT THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>> IT'S DEFINITELY, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN, LIKE, YOU WANT TO
FILM IT BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO BE PRESENT.
SO THERE'S A FINE LINE, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: DID HE FILM?
>> YEAH HE WAS GREAT. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.
>> Jimmy: IS HE DOING THIS FOR OTHERS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> HE SHOULD.
>> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAME IS DAISY, VERY PRETTY.
>> YES. DAISY DOVE BLOOM.
>> Jimmy: VERY FLOWER‐THEMED.
>> YES, DAISY TO ME MEANS PURE, LIKE, PURITY AND DOVE MEANS
PEACE, AND BLOOM KIND OF FEELS LIKE IT MEANS JOY.
SO PURE, PEACE AND JOY.
>> Jimmy: SEE TO ME DAISY MEANS DUCK AND DOVE MEANS SOAP.
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. YES. THEY DID CO‐OP THOSE NAMES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'LL GET ANY OF THAT.
I THINK DAISY DUCK IS KIND OF, THE KIDS ARE NOW WATCHING
NETFLIX, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH IF SHE'S ANYTHING LIKE HER MOTHER SHE'LL LOVE
DISNEYLAND AND DISNEY WORLD. I THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU LOVED DISNEY WORLD BEFORE HAVING A KID YOU
WILL REALLY LOVE IT NOW.
>> SURE ENOUGH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A BABY GIFT YOU RECEIVED FROM TAYLOR SWIFT
DID SHE EMBROIDER IT HERSELF.
>> SHE SURE DID. IT WAS VERY, VERY THOUGHTFUL.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> YEAH THERE'S A LITTLE
INSUBSCRKRUBSCRIPTION ‐‐ I INSUBSCRIPTION ‐‐
I TAKE HER FOR HER WORD.
>> Jimmy: DO YOUR FAMOUS FRIENDS FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING, CAN'T JUST BE A REGULAR THING, I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING PARTICULARLY INTERESTING. SOMETHING MAYBE
INSTAGRAM‐WORTHY.
>> I DON'T KNOW. LOOK. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND, YOU
KNOW, A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD 1Y50 DIAPERS ARE GOOD.
>> SOME MILK AND SOME DIAPERS. THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU NEED.
ALL THE REST, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED ANY OF IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU TWEETED SOMETHING I HONESTLY DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL
A FEW YEARS AGO, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT NINE MONTHS, IT'S TEN
MONTHS, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN TEN MONTHS.
>> YES, 41 WEEKS PLUS.
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE KNOW THAT? WHY DID WE DECIDE ‐‐
>> THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN HISTORY WE MIGHT NEED TO PUNCH
UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1Y50 ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OR DOWN.
>> WHAT I WILL TELL YOU NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE FIRST SIX WEEKS
AFTER YOU HAVE A BABY. OH, MY GOD!
WHAT A ROLLER COASTER! I KNOW I ACTUALLY HAD MY FIFTH
ALBUM COMING OUT. AND I GAVE BIRTH AT CEDARS AND
EVERY OTHER ALBUM CYCLE THERE WOULD BE A CELEBRATION, PARTY OR
DINNER, WHATEVER, YOU KNOW. BUT THIS TIME, I WAS GIVING
BIRTH TO THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL, FOR ME, AND THEN MY ALBUM
CAME OUT THE NEXT DAY, AND I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I COULD NOT
WIPE MY OWN BUTT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT USUALLY HOW YOU CELEBRATE?
>> NO, I WAS LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST UNUSUAL ALBUM RELEASE DAY
FOR ME, AND I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: TWO MAJOR RELEASES, FOR SURE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH THE SUPER BOWL YESTERDAY?
>> YEAH I DID. IT WAS COOL.
>> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO THE
HALFTIME SHOW BECAUSE YOU DID IT FIVE YEARS AGO, SIX YEARS AGO.
>> YES.
[ APPLAUSE ]
I WAS JUST LIKE WITH THE BABY LIKE THIS.
I WAS LIKE, AM I IN THE SUPER BOWL WHAT'S HAPPENING, THAT'S
WHAT I WAS DOING WHILE I WAS WATCHING. IT WAS REALLY COOL.
I LIKE HOW ABLE COMMANDED THE FIELD AND ALL OF THE DANCERS
WERE MORING AND THROWING ‐‐ MOSHING AND THROWING ELBOWS.
IT WAS VERY PUNK ROCK.
>> Jimmy: THE WEEKND, YES, I HEARD HE SPENT $7 MILLION OF HIS
OWN MONEY ON THAT PERFORMANCE. DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND YOUR OWN
MONEY ON IT.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER SPENDING ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
MAYBE THOUSANDS OF EXTRA DOLLARS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR
OWN THING AT THE SUPER BOWL.
>> YOU GET A BUDGET AND SOMETIMES YOUR DREAMS ARE BIGGER
THAN THE BUDGET.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO BE REALISTIC.
I THINK THAT WAS REALLY BIG, I MEAN, ALL OF THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW WEB SHARP CAME IN.
>> HAD TO CUT THE BUDGET SOMEWHERE, YEAH. YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY DANCING, AND THE COSTUME COST
$80.
>> YEAH YEAH YEAH, RIGHT. NO, IT WAS AMAZING.
IT'S SO INTENSE TO PLAY THE SUPER BOWL.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD IMAGINE.
>> I SAW ABLE'S EYES AND THEY'RE LIKE, MOM, YEAH, I KNOW THE
FEELING. ACTUALLY BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE
I HAD NEVER GIVEN BIRTH, RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I HAD NEVER HAD ‐‐ I
NEVER, YOU KNOW, BEEN CLOSE TO DEATH OR LIFE OR, YOU KNOW, AT
THAT THIN THRESHOLD, I WAS LIKE IS THIS WHAT IT REALLY FEELS
LIKE, THIS IS INTENSE, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A ROCKET LAUNCH.
AND YOU'RE KIND OF WAITING BACK STAGE WAITING TO DO YOUR SHOW
AND YOU HAVE 12 MINUTES TO GET ON THE FIELD AND GET EVERYTHING
PREPPED AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ERROR.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> IT WAS INTENSE.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A GIANT LION.
>> I DID.
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE HAVE A PICTURE.
IS THAT IN THE BABY'S ROOM NOW?
>> YEAH YEAH YEAH, RIGHT. ACTUALLY, FUNNY STORY ABOUT THIS
IS YOU DON'T SEE IT ON TELEVISION, YOU NEVER SAW IT ON
TELEVISION BUT THE WAY I GOT DOWN FROM THAT LION WAS DOING A
FIREMAN ‐‐ I HAD A FIREMAN'S FOLE ON THE OTHER SIDE TO HIT MY
MARK TO GO INTO THIS CHESS‐THEMED BIT I WAS DOING AND
I WAS RUNNING IT IN MY REHEARSAL AND I RAN THE
PERFORMANCE, YOU KNOW, 75 TIMES, IT WAS JUST LIKE, GO, GO, GO,
GO. AND WE GOT TO THE POINT WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING REHEARSAL THAT
YOU'RE DOING ALL YOUR COSTUMES.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> SO I WAS DOING MY LINE AND THEN DO THE FIREMAN POLE AND I
WAS RUNNING IT WITH COSTUMES AND THE COSTUME I WAS RUNNING, THE
BALLOON OUTFIT, YOU KNOW, THE BEACH BALLOON OUTFIT IT WAS MADE
OF LATEX. AND THEN WHEN I WENT DOWN ON THE
FIREMAN'S POLE IT SPLIT IN HALF. AND I WAS
LIKE, A FEW DAYS OUT FROM ACTUALLY PLAYING THE DAY.
AND I WAS LIKE, OH, THIS IS WHY WE DO REHEARSALS WITH COSTUMES.
GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE DISROBED BY IT?
>> YEAH. IT WAS LIKE RUBBER ON METAL,
LET'S GO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
KATY PERRY IS HERE. "AMERICAN IDOL" COMES BACK
SUNDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> THIS GOES TO ALL THE MOMS WHO THINK THEY CAN'T BE MORE THAN
MOMS. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A WALK OFF TO DECIDE.
>> A WALK OFF.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT A WALK OFF IS.
>> ME AND YOU LIKE A BATTLE.
>> LIKE A CAT WALK BATTLE.
>> I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU BUT I'M DOWN TO DO IT.
>> WHOA WHOA WHOA.
>> MOMMA.
>> OKAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS KATY PERRY AND LUKE BRIAN AND GUY IN HIS UNDER
PANTS ON AMERICAN IDOL.
>> IT'S A SHOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SWEAR.
THAT'S WHAT FOUR SEASONS DO TO YOU, YOU'RE LIKE HOW DO WE KEEP
IT SPICY.
>> Jimmy: HE COMES IN LIKE THAT, THAT'S HIS IDEA TO DO THAT?
>> YEAH I MEAN, LOOK, ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS CLICK A ZOOM LINK
TO AUDITION THIS SEASON SO THEY ALL CAME OUT.
>> Jimmy: I SEE, OH, REALLY.
>> AND THE TALENT IS PHENOMENAL BUT THERE'S MOMENTS IT'S
INTERESTING.
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK THE ACT OF HAVING TO VIDEOTAPE YOURSELF
PREVENTED A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM DOING IT, NOW THEY CAN JUST DO
IT ON ZOOM. OH, GOING AND LINING UP, THAT'S
WHAT IT IS.
>> YOU USED TO HAVE TO GO AND LINE UP AND WE'D GO TO DIFFERENT
TOWNS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WITH THE "AMERICAN IDOL" BUS NOW IT'S
A LITTLE BIT EASIER, JUST CLICK A LINK AND TRY.
AND EVERYBODY WAS AT HOME, THEY'RE LIKE, WOW, DREAMS, DON'T
WANT TO PUT THEM ON HOLD, LET'S TRY IT.
>> Jimmy: I WONDER IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE MORE
LIKELY TO CRUMBLE WHEN PERFORMING LIVE IN FRONT OF
EVERYBODY BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THAT TEST.
>> MAYBE BUT THERE'S TIME IN BETWEEN GETTING THE YES IN THE
ZOOM TO ACTUALLY GOING IN PERSON AND OBVIOUSLY WE'VE BEEN SOB
COVID‐SAFE AND HAD TO DO ALL KINDS OF, LIKE, TESTING AND
QUARANTINING, YOU KNOW, ALL THE THINGS, AND EVERYONE'S BEEN
TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY. SO I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE
PSYCHED THEM SVELTES SELVES IN. PSYCHED THEMSELVES IN. YOU KNOW.
IT'S BEEN INTERESTING FILMING DURING THIS TIME. EVEN IN PERSON.
>> Jimmy: DURING THE COMMERCIAL I WAS TELLING, OH, I'M GETTING
TOO CLOSE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND I'M LOUD, I HAD TO STAND BACK.
I COULD SEE THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES.
>> NEXT TIME I SEE YOU NEXT SEASON I HOPE I'M GOING TO HUG
YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: GIVE ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
>> ME TOO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID LIONEL GET THE BABY WHAT WAS HIS GIFT DO
YOU REMEMBER?
>> YES, LIONEL GAVE HER A NICE ROBE AND THEN A BOTTLE OF
CHAMPAGNE FOR MOM AND DAD. AND THEN LUKE GAVE HER A PINK
TRACTOR AND A DAISY BB GUN 1Y50 OH, THAT'S A CLEVER GIFT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CLEVER, THAT'S GOOD.
>> US JUDGES WE STAY TRUE TO WHO WE ARE.
>> Jimmy: AFTER YOU DRINK THE CHAMPAGNE YOU COULD SHOOT THE
BOTTLE WITH THE BB GUN. YEAH. HA HA.
AND OF COURSE THE INAUGURATION, YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMTED, IT HAD TO BE YOU.
I MEAN, THE FIREWORKS SHOW, WAS THAT UNNERVING.
I HAVE TO SAY IT SOUNDED GREAT AND THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY
ARE IN YOUR PRESENCE, THAT'S NERVE WRACKING AND SUDDENLY
EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING.
>> YEAH, IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS PRETTY INTENSE BUT HAVEN'T THE LAST
FOUR YEARS BEEN?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. HA HA.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT TO GO AND TO STAND
THERE AND SING THERE AND, YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY, THEY ARE BOTH
REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS AND SO WE'VE BEEN IN THAT KIND OF, CAN
WE ALL SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE AND TALK AND WE AGREE TO DISAGREE
SOMETIMES AND SOMETIMES WE CAN'T TALK, YOU KNOW, IT GOES
BACK‐AND‐FORTH. THERE ARE TIMES WHERE WE'RE
LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS. AND SO, I TOLD THEM I WAS GOING.
AND THEY WERE PRAYING FOR ME. AND I WAS JUST SINGING BECAUSE I
WAS HOPEFUL THAT MAYBE THERE WOULD BE MORE UNITY IN THE NEXT
FOUR YEARS AND FAMILIES CAN, LIKE, COME TOGETHER AGAIN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
BECAUSE IT'S VERY SAD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WOULD BE NICE.
WELL, A NEW BABY TENDS TO BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER.
THAT'S HOW IT GOES.
>> YEAH, SHE'S THE BEST. I MEAN, SHE CHANGED SOMETHING
REALLY IMPORTANT INSIDE OF ME AND I FEEL THAT IN EVERYTHING I
DO NOW I THINK OF HER, OKAY, WHERE SHE WILL BE WHEN SHE'S 36,
WHAT WILL THIS PLANET LOOK LIKE, HOW CAN I DO MY PART AND CHANGE
MYSELF TO BE A BETTER HUMAN BEING SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE A
FANTASTIC LIFE.
>> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN EVER DO, RIGHT.
KATY PERRY EVERYBODY," AMERICAN IDOL" SUNDAYS AT 8:00 ON ABC.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRUCE ARIANS.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD IS
ON THE WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST HAD A VERY GOOD
DAY YESTERDAY, EVEN THOUGH HE MISSED ALL THE GUACAMOLE.
HE GUIDED HIS TEAM TO AN UPSET SUPER BOWL VICTORY IN FRONT OF
THEIR HOMETOWN FANS, AND HIS MOM, HE IS THE HEAD COACH OF THE
WORLD CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS.
PLEASE WELCOME, BRUCE ARIANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, BRUCE, HOW ARE YOU, GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
ARE YOU FEELING LIKE A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION.
>> IT STARTED TODAY, YESTERDAY WAS A DREAM COME TRUE.
SO PROUD OF THE COACH AND STAFF AND PLAYERS.
THEY'VE DONE A GREAT JOB.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE A INCREDIBLE JOB FOR COACHING
STAFF AND TOOK NONE OF THE CREDIT FOR YOURSELF.
YOUR MOM IS 95 YEARS OLD, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: SHE CAME TO THE GAME FROM PENNSYLVANIA, WHICH, MUCH
HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT YOU BEING THE OLDEST COACH EVER TO WIN A
SUPER BOWL. YOUR MOM MIGHT BE THE OLDEST FAN
EVER TO GO TO A SUPER BOWL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHAT'S MOM SAY ABOUT THIS AFTER WATCHING YOU PLAY FOOTBALL SINCE
YOU WERE A KID?
>> OH, IT'S AMAZING. COUPLE DAYS SHE WAS HERE SHE
KEPT SAYING, CHIEFS ARE GOING DOWN, CHIEFS ARE GOING DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AFTER THE GAME SHE SAID, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, CHIEFS WENT DOWN.
I SAID, YEAH, MOM.
>> Jimmy: HA HA. THAT GATORADE DUMP WASN'T REALLY
ON CBS, THEY KIND OF MISSED IT. BUT SOMEBODY GOT A SHOT OF IT.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A TRADITION THAT HAS GOT TO GO.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON THAT?
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE ONLY HAD ONE OF THOSE IN MY ENTIRE CAREER,
THAT WAS WAY BACK AT TEMPLE AND IT WAS LIKE, I'M READY FOR IT
BUT THEY GOT ME, THEY GOT ME, IT WAS [ BLEEP ] COLD, MAN WAS IT
COLD.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE UPSET BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE BET ON
WHAT COLOR IT WOULD BE. IT WAS BLUE.
BUT NOBODY KNEW UNTIL AFTER THE GAME WAS OVER.
WHO DECIDES WHAT COLOR THE GATORADE IS?
IS THAT THE JOB OF THE HEAD COACH.
>> I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GATORADE MAYBE THE TRAINERS SAY
WHAT FLAVORS THEY LIKE THE MOST.
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE BETTING ON WHAT COLOR YOUR HAT WOULD BE.
DID YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE YOU DECIDE SND.
>> YEAH I WORK THIS HALF A COUPLE TIMES AND THE LEAGUE
ISN'T FOND OF IT. I DIDN'T WANT TO GET FINED SO I
TOOK THE SUPER BOWL HAT THEY GAVE ME AND WAS REALLY, REALLY
HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT.
>> IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND OUR GUYS DESERVED IT.
THEY HAD DIVERS WITH BUCS UNIFORMS AND HELMETS ON.
IT WAS A GREAT, GREAT CELEBRATION.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> IT WAS AWESOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT BECAUSE OF COVID THEY PUT THE STAFF UNDER
WATER?
>> HEY, EVERYBODY KEEP YOUR MASK ON AND ONLY WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING
SO I HAD MINE OFF ALL NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WOULD IMAGINE THERE WAS SOME VERY NERVOUS MANATEES
WITH GRONK RUNNING AROUND DRINKING OUT OF AN AQUARIUM.
SO WHAT TIME IT CAN THE PARTY WRAP UP?
>> I LEFT AROUND 4:30.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> LOOKED LIKE IT WAS STILL GOING STRONG.
SO OUR GUYS KNOW HOW TO WIN AND THEY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
>> Jimmy: SO AT THIS PARTY, BECAUSE I KNOW OVER THE COURSE
OF THE SEASON I HEARD THAT SOME OF THE PLAYERS HADN'T MET EACH
OTHER'S FAMILIES AND, YOU KNOW, THERE HADN'T BEEN A LOT OF
SOCIALIZING BECAUSE OF COVID. DID YOU SEE SIDES OF PLAYERS
THAT YOU HAD NOT KNOWN BEFORE?
>> YEAH, I THINK, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT WAS AMAZING, MY WIFE
MET TOM BRADY FOR THE FIRST TIME ON STAGE WHEN WE WERE HANDED THE
LOMBARDY TROPHY. THAT'S THE WAY THE WHOLE TEAM
AND COACHING STAFF WAS THIS YEAR.
SATURDAYS AT OUR WALK THROUGH WE USUALLY HAVE FAMILY DAY, ALL OF
THE KIDS COME, EVERYBODY THAT'S IN TOWN, THE PARENTS COME, WE
REALLY, REALLY MISSED IT THIS YEAR.
>> DID YOUR WIFE REMARK HOW HANDSOME TOM BRADY WAS IN PERSON.
>> SHE SAID, HEY, HE NEEDS TO KEEP THAT 5:00 OWE CLOCK SHADOW.
>> Jimmy: BRUCE, WHAT WAS YOUR PITCH TO TOM BRADY, HE HAD THE
CHOICE OF A LOT OF TEAMS AND CHOSE YOU. WHAT WAS THE PITCH.
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
>> WE'RE A PLAYER AWAY. I MEAN, HE SOLD ME AS MUCH AS I
SOLD HIM. HE KNEW EVERY PLAYER ON OUR TEAM.
I SAID LOOK I TRY TO DID THIS THING, NO TAXES ALL THAT GOOD
STUFF.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> NO YOU GOT MIKE EVANS AND ALL OF THEM TO GET THE WIN.
YOU KNOW. IT WAS A GREAT COLLABORATION
FROM THAT DAY ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS WEEKEND 1Y50 DO
YOU ‐‐
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THE FACT YOU WERE A QUARTERBACK
DID THAT BOND YOU GUYS IN ANYWAY?
>> YEAH WHEN WE FIRST STARTED TALKING WE STARTED TALKING
OFFENSE AND I HAD BEEN IN HIS SYSTEM AND I ASKED HIM DON'T YOU
THINK IT WOULD BE SMARTER FOR 21 GUYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND
1 NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO RATHER THAN ASKING THE SYSTEM HE SAID
I'M ALL IN. YOU GUYS GOT GUYS OPEN ALL THE
TIME. JUST COACH ME UP.
>> Jimmy: IS IT LIKE HAVING A ANOTHER COACH ON THE STAFF WITH
BRADY ON THE TEAM.
>> NO DOUBT. I TELL THE GUYS ALL THE TIME,
YOU'RE RUNNING THE ROUTES, PUMP YOUR ARMS, THEN TOM COMES OUT,
PUMP YOUR ARMS, OKAY, TOM. MAN, I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT
THREE WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU WHEN YOU PLAYED VIRGINIA
TECH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
LOOK AT THAT. LOOKS LIKE A GUY THAT CAN THROW
A FOOTBALL. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
BEAUTIFUL. OH, YOU WERE DOING AMAZING
THINGS WITH SIDEBURNS BACK THEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, DUDE, IT WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE A PASSING TEAM I
WAS A RUNNING QUARTERBACK WHEN WE WERE A RUNNING TEAM I WAS A
PASSING QUARTERBACK. I WAS ON THE BENCH MOST MY
CAREER BUT IT WAS FUN.
>> Jimmy: HOW LONG CAN YOU RELAX AND ENJOY THIS BEFORE THINKING
ABOUT NEXT SEASON?
>> 24 HOURS.
>> Jimmy: FOR REAL?
>> YEAH WE GOT FREE AGENCY COMING UP.
WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO SIGN OUR GUYS BACK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> NEXT YEAR STARTS ALREADY.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU TALKED TO THE GUYS AND SAID LISTEN, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY. YOU'LL GET A TOSTIDOS AD
SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE IF YOU PLAY FOR A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
OVER AND OVER.
>> WE'LL START HAVING THOSE CONVERSATIONS ON WEDNESDAY.
TRY TO SEW BE ‐‐
TRY TO SOBER UP FOR THE WEDNESDAY MEETING AND WE'LL TALK
ABOUT IT ON WEDNESDAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU SEEM LIKE A GREAT GUY, CONGRATULATIONS, APPRECIATE
THE TIME TALKING TO US, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY VERY TIRED
THANKS FOR JOINING US. CONGRATULATIONS BRUCE ARIANS
COACH OF THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS.
THANKS, BRUCE. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MICHAEL
McDONALD.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐ BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐ BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
YOU ARE INVITED TO HIS PARTY‐A LIVESTREAM CONCERT, "HOME ALONE
2 BIRTHDAY BASH: A PARTY OF ONE," ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
HERE WITH A SAMPLE OF THAT, THE ONE AND ONLY MICHAEL McDONALD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANKS FOR THIS JIMMY, THIS IS FOR YOU.
♪
♪ HE CAME FROM SOMEWHERE
BACK IN HER LONG AGO
THE SENTIMENTAL FOOL DON'T SEE TRYING HARD ♪
♪ TO RECREATE
WHAT HAD YET TO BE CREATED ONCE IN HER LIFE
SHE MUSTERS A SMILE FOR ♪
♪ HIS NOSTALGIC TALE
NEVER COMING NEAR WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY
ONLY TO REALIZE ♪
♪ IT NEVER REALLY WAS
SHE HAD A PLACE IN HIS LIFE
HE NEVER MADE HER ♪
♪ THINK TWICE
AS HE RISES TO HER APOLOGY ANYBODY ELSE WOULD ♪
♪ SURELY KNOW
HE'S WATCHING HER GO BUT WHAT A FOOL
BELIEVES HE SEES ♪
♪ NO WISE MAN HAS THE
POWER TO REASON AWAY
WHAT SEEMS TO BE IS ALWAYS BETTER ♪
♪ THAN NOTHING
AND NOTHING AT ALL KEEPS SENDING HIM
SOMEWHERE BACK ♪
♪ IN HER LONG AGO
WHERE HE CAN STILL BELIEVE THERE'S A PLACE IN HER LIFE ♪
♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE
SHE WILL RETURN
♪
SHE HAD A PLACE IN HIS LIFE ♪
♪ HE NEVER MADE
HER THINK TWICE AS HE RISES TO HER APOLOGY ♪
♪ ANYBODY ELSE WOULD
SURELY KNOW
HE'S WATCHING HER GO
BUT WHAT A FOOL ♪
♪ BELIEVES HE SEES
NO WISE MAN HAS THE POWER TO REASON AWAY
WHAT SEEMS TO BE ♪
♪ IF LOVE CAN COME
AND LOVE CAN GO
THEN WHY CAN'T LOVE
RETURN ONCE MORE ♪
I BELIEVE SHE'S ♪
♪ NEVER GONE AWAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK KATY PERRY, BRUCE ARIANS, AND
MICHAEL McDONALD. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
I'M SORRY YOUR BELOVED TOM BRADY ABANDONED YOU.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING. GOOD NIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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