1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,880 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 2 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,280 TONIGHT, JAMIE DORNAN. ROBIN ROBERTS. 3 00:00:09,281 --> 00:00:18,200 AND MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:18,201 --> 00:00:20,070 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. HI, EVERYONE. 5 00:00:20,071 --> 00:00:22,600 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:22,601 --> 00:00:26,700 THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 7 00:00:26,701 --> 00:00:29,250 WE HAVE A LOT TO GET TO, BEFORE WE GET TO ANY OF IT, I 8 00:00:29,251 --> 00:00:33,280 WANT TO TALK TO YOU, GUILLERMO. FIRST OF ALL, I HEAR YOU HAVE 9 00:00:33,281 --> 00:00:37,450 YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS STILL UP AT YOUR HOUSE. 10 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:40,820 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: YES, I DO. 11 00:00:40,821 --> 00:00:43,420 >> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T BE UP PAST SUPER BOWL. 12 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:47,570 >> Guillermo: I DID IT FOR YOU, THEY'RE NICE. 13 00:00:47,571 --> 00:00:53,430 >> Jimmy: SECONDLY, YOU WERE ON ESPN DESPORTES YESTERDAY. 14 00:00:53,431 --> 00:00:54,970 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Guillermo: YES. 15 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,470 >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU ON ESPN DESPORTES? 16 00:00:58,471 --> 00:01:00,970 >> Guillermo: THEY ASKED ME WHO WAS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL, 17 00:01:00,971 --> 00:01:04,420 WHO WAS FAVORED, WHO WAS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. 18 00:01:04,421 --> 00:01:06,480 >> Jimmy: WHY DID THEY ASK YOU THAT? 19 00:01:06,481 --> 00:01:08,280 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: WHY? 20 00:01:08,281 --> 00:01:10,320 I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT GUILLERMO 21 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:24,130 HAD TO SAY. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 22 00:01:24,131 --> 00:01:29,100 >> Guillermo: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 23 00:01:29,101 --> 00:01:31,470 KANSAS CITY. TAMPA BAY. 24 00:01:31,471 --> 00:01:34,370 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE YOU SPEAK SPANISH? 25 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:35,920 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: YES, YES. 26 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,250 >> Jimmy: I AM NOW NOT. >> Guillermo: NO, I SAY I WANT 27 00:01:38,251 --> 00:01:39,650 TOM BRADY TO WIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 28 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:42,150 WELL, YEAH. YOU SAID IT BETTER IN ENGLISH 29 00:01:42,151 --> 00:01:45,080 THAN YOU DID IN SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:01:45,081 --> 00:01:48,820 >> Jimmy: SUPER BOWL IS SUPER BOWL LV, WHICH MEANS THE SUPER 31 00:01:48,821 --> 00:01:50,880 BOWL AT 55 IS ONLY 10 YEARS SHORT OF BEING ELIGIBLE FOR 32 00:01:50,881 --> 00:02:01,830 VACCINATION. TAMPA BAY'S FESTIVITIES HAVE 33 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:05,630 BEEN SCALED DOWN BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, BAD NEWS FOR THE MANY 34 00:02:05,631 --> 00:02:09,920 LOCAL STRIP CLUBS IN TAMPA THAT MAKE A LOT OF MONEY THIS TIME OF 35 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,220 YEAR. THERE ARE SO MANY STRIP CLUBS IN 36 00:02:11,221 --> 00:02:13,420 TAMPA, THE ATMS GIVE OUT ONE DOLLAR BILLS. 37 00:02:13,421 --> 00:02:14,220 [ LAUGHTER ] I USED TO LIVE IN TAMPA. 38 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:19,180 I LIVED THERE FOR ABOUT A YEAR, WHEN I WAS A RADIO DISC JOCKEY. 39 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,820 IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, TAMPA IS LIKE THE FLORIDA OF FLORIDA. 40 00:02:21,821 --> 00:02:27,570 [ LAUGHTER ] THE DAY I MOVED THERE, 41 00:02:27,571 --> 00:02:28,970 THE DAY I MOVED IN, SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY 42 00:02:28,971 --> 00:02:30,900 VCR. THE NEXT DAY, THEY STOLE MY CAR. 43 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,830 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GOT FIRED AND MOVED 44 00:02:32,831 --> 00:02:37,930 BACK HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:02:37,931 --> 00:02:39,330 THE POINT IS, IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO BE PART OF THE Q MORNING 46 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:41,470 ZOO, SAY NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:44,950 THE STADIUM IN TAMPA WILL ONLY BE ONE-THIRD FULL. 48 00:02:44,951 --> 00:02:47,480 AND THE CDC IS SAYING NO SUPER BOWL PARTIES. 49 00:02:47,481 --> 00:02:49,180 FOR ANYONE. THEY DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF 50 00:02:49,181 --> 00:02:53,280 WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS. 51 00:02:53,281 --> 00:02:55,050 WITH PEOPLE GATHERING. THEY'RE SAYING NO PARTIES, BUT 52 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:58,350 IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO WATCH THE GAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE, WEAR ONE 53 00:02:58,351 --> 00:03:04,430 OF THESE. >> YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE BIG 54 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:07,830 GAME WITH YOUR BROS ARE BUT COVID PROTOCOLS SACKED YOUR 55 00:03:07,831 --> 00:03:10,430 PLANS. UNTIL NOW! 56 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:13,470 SCORE ONE FOR SAFETY WITH THE NUMBER ONE RATED VIRUS DEFENSE. 57 00:03:13,471 --> 00:03:17,320 THE COVID-19 PARTY HELMET. YOU'LL BE BETTER PROTECTED THAN 58 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:18,820 MAHOMES IN THE POCKET. >> IT'S AMAZING. 59 00:03:18,821 --> 00:03:23,080 >> SIMPLY PUT ON THE HELMET AND TWIST IT 180 DEGREES. 60 00:03:23,081 --> 00:03:26,280 >> I CAN'T SEE. >> IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO 61 00:03:26,281 --> 00:03:28,150 BREATHE. >> THE C-19 SPACE AGE PLASTIC 62 00:03:28,151 --> 00:03:30,920 SHELL HAS THE COVID BLOCKING STRENGTH OF 100 MASKS, 63 00:03:30,921 --> 00:03:34,800 COMPLETELY COVERING YOUR MOUTH, NOSE, AND EYES. 64 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:40,430 PARTY LIKE IT'S COVID- 1999. >> WHERE'S THE DOOR? 65 00:03:40,431 --> 00:03:45,970 I WANT TO GO HOME. >> AVAILABLE WHEREVER BACKWARDS 66 00:03:45,971 --> 00:03:49,080 ANTI-VIRUS HELMETS ARE SOLD. >> Jimmy: I'LL BE WEARING TWO. 67 00:03:49,081 --> 00:03:50,920 [ APPLAUSE ] THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW IS 68 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:55,350 REPORTEDLY WORKING ON A PLAN TO SEND MASKS TO EVERY AMERICAN 69 00:03:55,351 --> 00:03:57,580 HOUSEHOLD. WHICH IS -- IS SUPPLY REALLY THE 70 00:03:57,581 --> 00:03:58,720 PROBLEM? I DON'T THINK THERE'S A SINGLE 71 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:03,980 PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WHO'S SAYING, "IF I HAD A MASK I WOULD 72 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:06,630 WEAR ONE, I JUST --" THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT WE DON'T 73 00:04:06,631 --> 00:04:07,900 HAVE MASKS, THE PROBLEM IS HALF THE COUNTRY IS WILLING TO DIE TO 74 00:04:07,901 --> 00:04:10,700 EAT MEATLOAF AT CRACKER BARREL. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:12,930 TWO WEEKS AGO, PRESIDENT BIDEN ISSUED A MASK MANDATE REQUIRING 76 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:15,200 AMERICANS TO WEAR MASKS ON FEDERAL PROPERTY AND WHILE USING 77 00:04:15,201 --> 00:04:19,700 PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. AND NOW I GUESS THEY FEEL LIKE 78 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:24,580 THEY SHOULD SEND THEM TO US. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 79 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:26,580 CHEAPER IDEA. THE WHITE HOUSE SHOULD TEAM UP 80 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:31,450 WITH BED, BATH, & BEYOND. HAVE THEM PRINT THOSE CUE TONS 81 00:04:31,451 --> 00:04:33,920 ON MASKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:04:33,921 --> 00:04:36,720 20% OFF? ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED. 83 00:04:36,721 --> 00:04:37,450 [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE WELCOME. 84 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:42,370 HERE'S HOW THEY'RE BATTLING THE VIRUS IN OTHER COUNTRIES. 85 00:04:42,371 --> 00:04:45,470 THIS IS FROM A BUDGET COMMITTEE MEETING IN INDIA YESTERDAY. 86 00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:46,670 WATCH THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN. 87 00:04:46,671 --> 00:04:49,300 HE SITS DOWN, TAKES A SWIG FROM HIS WATER BOTTLE. 88 00:04:49,301 --> 00:04:52,870 BUT AS HE TAKES A SWIG, HE REALIZES IT'S NOT A WATER 89 00:04:52,871 --> 00:04:58,450 BOTTLE, IT IS HAND SANITIZER. [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:04:58,451 --> 00:05:04,120 THEY CALL IT A MUNBA-MOJITO, I THINK. 91 00:05:04,121 --> 00:05:06,780 [ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT WHAT TRUMP 92 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:09,180 RECOMMENDED WE DO? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? 93 00:05:09,181 --> 00:05:12,370 DID HE NOT KIND IT STRANGE IT WAS A THREE-OUNCE BOTTLE OF 94 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:14,370 WATER? OH, LOOK AT THIS TINY BOTTLE OF 95 00:05:14,371 --> 00:05:17,330 WATER, GLUG GLUG GLUG. IN WASHINGTON THE HOUSE VOTED TO 96 00:05:17,331 --> 00:05:20,270 REMOVE CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FROM THE EDUCATION 97 00:05:20,271 --> 00:05:26,230 AND BUDGET COMMITTEES. BUT NOT BEFORE SHE MADE AN 98 00:05:26,231 --> 00:05:29,780 ATTEMPT TO DEFEND HER ATTACKS ON A TEENAGER, DAVID HOGG, WHO SAW 99 00:05:29,781 --> 00:05:31,680 HIS FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES KILLED AT THE SHOOTING IN 100 00:05:31,681 --> 00:05:35,350 PARKLAND. >> I UNDERSTAND HOW TERRIBLE IT 101 00:05:35,351 --> 00:05:38,750 WAS, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 16, IN 11th GRADE, MY SCHOOL WAS A 102 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:41,520 GUN-FREE SCHOOL ZONE. ONE OF MY SCHOOLMATES BROUGHT 103 00:05:41,521 --> 00:05:44,220 GUNS TO SCHOOL AND TOOK OUR ENTIRE SCHOOL HOSTAGE. 104 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:48,400 THAT HAPPENED DOWN THE HALL FROM MY CLASSROOM. 105 00:05:48,401 --> 00:05:50,500 I KNOW THE FEAR DAVID HOGG THAT DAY. 106 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:53,200 I KNOW THE FEAR THESE KIDS HAVE. >> Jimmy: AND YET I STILL 107 00:05:53,201 --> 00:05:58,300 AMBUSHED THIS TEENAGER AND LOUDLY CALLED HIM NAMES, BECAUSE 108 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:03,220 I AM A MONSTER. >> I ALSO WANT TO TELL YOU, 9/11 109 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:04,720 ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED, I REMEMBER THAT DAY, CRYING ALL DAY LONG, 110 00:06:04,721 --> 00:06:06,550 WATCHING IT ON THE NEWS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT 111 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:11,580 LEAST NOW WE KNOW 9/11 HAPPENED. CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO GO IN 112 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:12,620 FRONT OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO SAY 9/11 113 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:15,450 HAPPENED? YEAH, WE KNOW. 114 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:17,450 WE KNOW IT HAPPENED. YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE, NOT US. 115 00:06:17,451 --> 00:06:23,370 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 116 00:06:23,371 --> 00:06:25,800 KLAN MOM WAS IN TOP FORM. SHE SAID HER WORDS. 117 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:29,230 THESE WERE WORDS OF THE PAST, AND THEY DO NOT REPRESENT HER 118 00:06:29,231 --> 00:06:33,730 VALUES. THE PAST, BY THE WAY, WAS 2018. 119 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:35,920 THIS WOMAN WAS TWEETING NUTSO CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS RECENTLY 120 00:06:35,921 --> 00:06:42,880 AS YESTERDAY. BUT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS ON VIDEO 121 00:06:42,881 --> 00:06:46,080 SPREADING AND GIVING CREDIBILITY TO QANON, NOW SHE SAYS IT'S TIME 122 00:06:46,081 --> 00:06:48,420 TO HEAL. >> WHAT SHALL WE DO AS 123 00:06:48,421 --> 00:06:50,620 AMERICANS? SHALL WE STAY DIVIDED LIKE THIS? 124 00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:55,200 WILL WE ALLOW THE MEDIA, THAT IS JUST AS GUILTY AS QANON, 125 00:06:55,201 --> 00:06:58,070 PRESENTING TRUTH AND LIES TO DIVIDE US? 126 00:06:58,071 --> 00:07:00,300 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. THE WOMAN WHO STARTED 127 00:07:00,301 --> 00:07:01,800 IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS AGAINST JOE BIDEN THE DAY HE TOOK OFFICE 128 00:07:01,801 --> 00:07:04,200 IS CALLING FOR UNITY. [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:06,700 THE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO WANTS TO EXECUTE NANCY PELOSI IS RIGHT! 130 00:07:06,701 --> 00:07:09,220 WE NEED TO COME TOGETHER! AND THE MEDIA IS JUST AS GUILTY 131 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:13,750 AS QANON! THAT'S LIKE SAYING JELL-O IS 132 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:22,350 JUST AS GUILTY AS COSBY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 133 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:23,450 >> Jimmy: IT'S NONSENSE. THE WORST PART OF ALL THIS IS 134 00:07:23,451 --> 00:07:27,530 SHE HAS STILL NOT BEEN REPRIMANDED BY FELLOW HOUSE 135 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,100 REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE, IN FACT, THEY GAVE HER A STANDING 136 00:07:29,101 --> 00:07:31,500 OVATION YESTERDAY. SOME OF THEM, NOT ALL OF THEM. 137 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:32,700 SOME OF THEM DIDN'T WANT TO STAND UP FOR FEAR THEY COULD BE 138 00:07:32,701 --> 00:07:34,030 TARGETED BY THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS. 139 00:07:34,031 --> 00:07:38,470 [ LAUGHTER ] HOUSE MINORITY LEADER 140 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:41,720 KEVIN McCARTHY, HE'S COWARD NUMBER ONE IN THIS LITTLE TAP 141 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:46,720 DANCE THEY'RE TRYING TO DO. IT'S REALLY A SHAME THE GOLDEN 142 00:07:46,721 --> 00:07:49,450 GLOBE NOMINATIONS CAME OUT YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HE DESERVES A 143 00:07:49,451 --> 00:07:52,680 NOMINATION FOR THIS PERFORMANCE, PRETENDING HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 144 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:56,420 QANON IS. >> IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOU 145 00:07:56,421 --> 00:08:00,570 HEARD WHAT SHE TOLD US, DENOUNCING Q-NON, I DON'T KNOW 146 00:08:00,571 --> 00:08:02,300 IF I SAID THAT RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 147 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:05,700 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. THOSE PEOPLE WHO BROKE INTO AND 148 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:06,800 CRAPPED ON THE WALLS IN OUR OFFICE LAST MONTH? 149 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:07,800 NEVER HEARD OF ‘EM! YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM. 150 00:08:07,801 --> 00:08:09,070 YOU PANDER TO THEM. IT'S Q, IT'S A LETTER. 151 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,070 YOU LEARNED IT WHEN YOU WERE THREE. 152 00:08:11,071 --> 00:08:12,300 EVEN THE FOLKS AT FOX NEWS ARE PLAYING THIS GAME. 153 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:15,850 SEAN HANNITY LAST NIGHT MADE A CLAIM THAT IS EVEN MORE 154 00:08:15,851 --> 00:08:19,750 UNBELIEVABLE THAN QANON ITSELF. >> I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE 155 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:22,480 CONSERVATIVE OR A SINGLE REPUBLICAN, FRANKLY THAT EVEN 156 00:08:22,481 --> 00:08:23,880 KNOWS WHAT QANON EVEN IS. [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:08:23,881 --> 00:08:28,050 >> Jimmy: REALLY? SEAN DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH. 158 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:29,220 THEY KEEP HIM IN A WAYFAIR CABINET AND ROLL HIM IN WHEN 159 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:32,470 THEY NEED HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:36,300 HEY, REMEMBER THE QANON SHAMAN, THE GUY FROM THE CAPITOL RIOTS? 161 00:08:36,301 --> 00:08:38,700 THE GUY WITH THE HORNS? WELL, HE'S CURRENTLY 162 00:08:38,701 --> 00:08:40,230 INCARCERATED AND CLAIMS HE DIDN'T EAT FOR NINE STRAIGHT 163 00:08:40,231 --> 00:08:42,500 DAYS. BECAUSE THE JAIL WOULDN'T 164 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:46,930 PROVIDE HIM WITH ORGANIC FOOD. USUALLY WHEN A QANONNER DOESN'T 165 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:49,520 EAT FOR NINE DAYS, IT'S BECAUSE HIS MOTHER'S MICROWAVE IS 166 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:52,580 BROKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:08:52,581 --> 00:08:58,450 THIS GUY SAYS HIS SHAMANISM DICTATES THAT FOOD WITH 168 00:08:58,451 --> 00:09:00,680 UNNATURAL CHEMICALS ARE AN "OBJECT INTRUSION" INTO HIS 169 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:03,350 BODY. AND IF THERE'S ONE THING THIS 170 00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:07,030 MAN WON'T STAND FOR, IT'S AN INTRUSION. 171 00:09:07,031 --> 00:09:08,570 [ LAUGHTER ] ACCORDING TO HIS LAWYER, THE 172 00:09:08,571 --> 00:09:10,830 SHAMAN "HAS COME TO GRASP THAT FACT THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP 173 00:09:10,831 --> 00:09:14,570 REALLY DIDN'T LOVE HIM." WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING. 174 00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:20,870 IT ONLY TOOK HIM A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DON JR. AND ERIC 175 00:09:20,871 --> 00:09:22,120 HAVE BEEN WRESTLING WITH FOR YEARS. 176 00:09:22,121 --> 00:09:23,580 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS A GOOD SIGN OF WHAT 177 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:25,080 WE'RE DEALING WITH WITH THESE PEOPLE. 178 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:31,280 THIS MORNING ON C-SPAN, HOST JOHN McARDLE GOT THIS FUN PHONE 179 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:36,680 CALL FROM A VIEWER NAMED JOHN. >> JOHN IS IN WILMINGTON, 180 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:38,370 DELAWARE, REPUBLICAN. JOHN, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 181 00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:43,430 >> I SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. I THINK HE'S GOT TO GET BACK IN 182 00:09:43,431 --> 00:09:45,770 THAT WHITE HOUSE. THEY'VE GOT TO GET PEOPLE LIKE 183 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,700 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE OUT OF OFFICE. 184 00:09:47,701 --> 00:09:50,600 WE NEED WOMEN LIKE HER IN THERE, OTHERWISE THESE DEMOCRATS ARE 185 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:52,270 GOING TO KEEP EATING BABIES AND CUTTING FACES OFF OF THEM. 186 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:56,550 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EATING THE BABIES, AND 187 00:09:56,551 --> 00:09:59,820 CUTTING FATALES OFF OF THEM. WA KIND OF A COOKING SHOW IS 188 00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:00,420 THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:02,450 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT FINDING COMMON GROUND. 190 00:10:02,451 --> 00:10:03,450 WE HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH FROM DONALD TRUMP LATELY. 191 00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:04,950 BECAUSE HE'S NOT ALLOWED ON TWITTER. 192 00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:09,420 BUT THEY CAN'T BAN HIM FROM THE GOOD OLD U.S. MAIL! 193 00:10:09,421 --> 00:10:10,720 ON TUESDAY, TRUMP WILL FACE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL NUMBER TWO IN 194 00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:12,570 THE SENATE. BUT THIS IS WHAT HE'S THINKING 195 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:17,700 ABOUT. HE SENT A VERY TRUMPY LETTER 196 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,230 TODAY TO SAG-AFTRA, THE SCREEN ACTOR'S UNION. 197 00:10:20,231 --> 00:10:21,930 SAG WAS PLANNING TO VOTE ON WHETHER TO KICK HIM OUT, SO HE 198 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,430 DECIDED TO BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH. 199 00:10:23,431 --> 00:10:27,850 AND BEFORE I READ THIS, I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR WE DID NOT 200 00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:30,480 ALTER THIS LETTER, THIS IS WHAT HE REALLY WROTE, OKAY? 201 00:10:30,481 --> 00:10:35,220 FROM "THE OFFICE OF DONALD J. TRUMP." 202 00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:36,580 "MS. CARTERIS," THAT'S GABRIELLE CARTERIS FROM 203 00:10:36,581 --> 00:10:38,380 "90210," WHO IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF SAG. 204 00:10:38,381 --> 00:10:39,820 I KNOW, IT'S TRUE. "I WRITE TO YOU TODAY REGARDING 205 00:10:39,821 --> 00:10:42,080 THE SO-CALLED DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE HEARING AIMED AT 206 00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:44,900 REVOKING MY UNION MEMBERSHIP. WHO CARES! 207 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,070 [ LAUGHTER ] WHILE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR 208 00:10:47,071 --> 00:10:50,570 WORK, I'M VERY PROUD OF MY WORK ON MOVIES SUCH AS 209 00:10:50,571 --> 00:10:54,100 "HOME ALONE 2," "ZOOLANDER," AND "WALL STREET: 210 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:59,900 MONEY NEVER SLEEPS," AND TELEVISION SHOWS INCLUDING 211 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:03,650 "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR," ""SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"," AND OF 212 00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:05,680 COURSE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL SHOWS IN TELEVISION 213 00:11:05,681 --> 00:11:11,550 HISTORY, "THE APPRENTICE," TO NAME JUST A FEW. 214 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:15,350 I'VE ALSO GREATLY HELPED THE CABLE NEWS TELEVISION BUSINESS 215 00:11:15,351 --> 00:11:19,530 SAID TO BE A DYING PLATFORM WITH NOT MUCH TIME LEFT UNTIL I 216 00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:21,200 GOT INVOLVED IN POLITICS, AND CREATED THOUSANDS OF JOBS AT 217 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:22,430 NETWORKS SUCH AS MSDNC AND FAKE NEWS CNN, AMONG MANY OTHERS." 218 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,930 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "I NO LONGER WISH TO BE 219 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,070 ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR UNION. AS SUCH, THIS LETTER IS TO 220 00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:26,200 INFORM YOU OF MY IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION FROM SAG-AFTRA. 221 00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:31,800 YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,200 [ APPLAUSE ] SO NOW HE'S OUT OF THE ACTOR'S 223 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:37,550 UNION. THAT'S TOO BAD, I WAS POSITIVE 224 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,280 HE WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND. 225 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,450 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, BACK TO THE SUPER 226 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,520 BOWL. A LOT OF THE FOCUS THIS WEEK HAS 227 00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:48,980 BEEN ON TOM BRADY. TOM IS 43 YEARS OLD. 228 00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:50,950 WHICH IS LIKE 100 IN SUPER BOWL YEARS. 229 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,470 43 IS TOO OLD TO PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL. 230 00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:54,430 [ LAUGHTER ] TOM BRADY IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL 231 00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:56,430 PLAYER, HE EVOKES A LOT OF EMOTIONS, BOTH POSITIVE AND 232 00:11:56,431 --> 00:12:01,800 NEGATIVE. TONIGHT, WE FOCUS ON THE 233 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:04,430 NEGATIVE. WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT TOM, HE 234 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,200 IS A VERY GOOD SPORT IN AN ALL-TOM BRADY EDITION OF "MEAN 235 00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:14,950 TWEETS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 236 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,950 >> TOM BRADY SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO 237 00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:19,580 USE A WRENCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:25,770 IT'S KIND OF TRUE. HI, I'M TOM BRADY, AND I'M A 239 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:26,730 CRYBABY, AND I HAVE A BUTT HOLE IN MY CHIN. 240 00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:34,070 [ LAUGHTER ] BUTT HOLE? 241 00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:37,700 CAN WE BE REAL FOR A MOMENT, IS THERE REALLY ANYONE YOU'D RATHER 242 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:44,150 SEE DROPPED IN A VAT OF RENDERED BACON FAT THAN TOM BRADY? 243 00:12:44,151 --> 00:12:48,050 HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT MONDAY, EXCEPT FOR TOM BRADY, 244 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:52,950 [ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY. [ BLEEP ] YOU! 245 00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:56,280 TOM BRADY, YOU SUCK BOOTY, YOU UGLY, YOU SUCK, YOU THROW LIKE A 246 00:12:56,281 --> 00:13:01,770 FAT LADY WITH A FLABBY ARM AND A LITTLE GIRL, BUTT FACE. 247 00:13:01,771 --> 00:13:07,000 [ LAUGHTER ] #TOMBRADY, #SUCK. 248 00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:10,570 YOU SUCK [ BLEEP ]. TOM BRADY, YOU FAT BITCH, I HOPE 249 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:11,300 YOU CRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:17,620 I DO CRY, TOO. [ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY, I HOPE 251 00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:20,880 THIS LOSS DEPRESSES YOU SO BAD THAT YOU HARDLY HAVE SEX WITH 252 00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:23,220 YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE IN YOUR GIANT MANSION. 253 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:29,920 [ LAUGHTER ] NO COMMENT TO THAT. 254 00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:33,100 YOU EVER WATCH/LISTEN TO TOM BRADY SPEAK AND THINK TO 255 00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:35,830 YOURSELF, THIS IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF AN ACTUAL 256 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:41,370 BUTT HOLE TAKING A [ BLEEP ]? I HATE TOM BRADY SO MUCH, BUT I 257 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:46,200 HAVE NO LEGIT REASON TO, HE'S A NICE GUY, BUT I HOPE THEY BREAK 258 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,450 HIS LEGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:13:48,451 --> 00:13:53,780 TOM BRADY REALLY IS A GOOD QB, BUT HE WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS 260 00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:57,420 A [ BLEEP ] BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:01,180 [ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY, I HOPE YOUR DOG EATS CHOCOLATE AND GETS 262 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:02,820 REALLY SICK AND THROWS UP ON YOUR SOCKS. 263 00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:07,130 THAT'S [ BLEEP ]ED UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 264 00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:12,200 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S TOM'S LINE, AND YOU CROSSED IT. 265 00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:15,830 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. ROBIN ROBERTS IS WITH US. 266 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:19,430 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAMIE 267 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:27,970 DORNAN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 268 00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:32,700 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM "GOOD MORNING 269 00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:33,870 AME AMERICA", ROBIN ROBERTS IS WITH 270 00:14:33,871 --> 00:14:41,120 US. LATER, THEIR NEW ALBUM IS CALLED 271 00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:49,480 "THE LUCKY ONES," PENTATONIX. NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 272 00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:51,250 WITH KATY PERRY, MILA KUNIS, KEVIN JAMES, WANDA SYKES, 273 00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:53,020 KJ APP-AH, AND KAT DENNINGS, WITH MUSIC FROM 274 00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:54,730 MICHAEL McDONALD, WAXAHATCHEE, SAM DEW, AND MAMMOTH WVH AKA 275 00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:58,830 WOLFGANG VAN HALEN. PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT. 276 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,070 OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN IRISHMAN JOINING US FROM ENGLAND, WHO 277 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:03,100 SHOT HIS RECENT MOVIE IN MEXICO, EVEN THOUGH IT'S SET IN FLORIDA. 278 00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:09,600 HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR WHOM YOU CAN SEE ALONGSIDE KRISTEN WIIG 279 00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:13,880 AND ANNIE MUMOLO IN THE DEMENTED NEW COMEDY, "BARB AND STAR 280 00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:18,380 GO TO VISTA DEL MAR," IT'S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU RENT 281 00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:20,820 MOVIES, AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 12th. PLEASE WELCOME JAMIE DORNAN. 282 00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:23,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW ARE YOU DOING? 283 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:27,500 >> GOOD, GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU 284 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,370 TOO. LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS TWO 285 00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:30,670 YEARS AGO, I THINK. >> YEAH. 286 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,530 >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS EXPECTING A BABY AT THE TIME. 287 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,970 DID THE BABY COME OUT OR IS IT STILL IN THERE? 288 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:38,570 >> SHE HAD THAT BABY, WE GOT THAT BABY, RIGHT. 289 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,800 >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES, WHAT, THREE GIRLS FOR YOU? 290 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,230 >> THREE GIRLS. SOMETIMES WE FEEL LIKE WE WANT 291 00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:45,180 TO PUT THEM BACK IN SOMEWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:48,820 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT. 293 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:53,120 I REALLY HAVE HAD THAT FEELING. I REMEMBER WHEN MY DAUGHTER, MY 294 00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,820 OLDEST DAUGHTER WAS BORN, IT WAS SO QUIET. 295 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,220 THEN SUDDENLY IT WAS NOT QUIET AT ALL. 296 00:15:57,221 --> 00:16:01,970 YEAH, IF WE COULD JUST SLIDE HER BACK IN THERE, IT WOULD BE 297 00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,130 GREAT! BUT YOU CAN'T. 298 00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:08,830 >> YOUR WIFE WASN'T UP FOR IT? >> Jimmy: NO, SHE WAS NOT. 299 00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:11,270 IT WAS THE COMING BACK OUT PART SHE WASN'T EXCITED ABOUT. 300 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,930 HOW IS IT GOING WITH EVERYONE? I ASSUME YOU'RE LOCKED DOWN OR 301 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:17,580 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. IS IT CRAZY THERE IN THE HOUSE? 302 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:19,450 >> YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 303 00:16:19,451 --> 00:16:23,850 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. IT'S LIKE -- THERE'S TIMES WHERE 304 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,480 IT'S INCREDIBLE AND YOU'RE SO THANKFUL FOR THE TIME. 305 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:30,380 AND THERE'S TIMES WHEN IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE OF THAT, YOU KNOW. 306 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:31,350 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 307 00:16:31,351 --> 00:16:33,180 >> JUST WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM. 308 00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:36,230 BUT YOU KNOW, WE ARE -- YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN THE TRUE THICK 309 00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:38,630 OF IT, YOU KNOW. THREE UNDER 8. 310 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,730 IT'S TOUGH. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY DOING, LIKE, 311 00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:43,830 REMOTE SCHOOL, HOMESCHOOLING, THAT SORT OF THING? 312 00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:46,830 >> YEAH, WE'RE DOING THE HOMESCHOOLING, YEAH. 313 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,330 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, LIKE THE -- YOU KNOW, 314 00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:53,820 THE -- THE WORD I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO INSTILL TO THE KIDS IS 315 00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:55,950 PATIENCE. YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING THEM, 316 00:16:55,951 --> 00:16:57,580 PATIENCE. JUST WAIT. 317 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,380 PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE. AND I'VE NEVER HAD TO TELL 318 00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:04,980 MYSELF MORE THAT WORD, YOU KNOW. THE HOMESCHOOLING. 319 00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:12,000 LIKE OUR -- OUR MIDDLE CHILD, ALVA, SHE'S 4, TURNS 5 LATER 320 00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,600 THIS MONTH. WE WERE DOING -- I WAS DOING 321 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:20,270 MATH, YOU SAY MATH, WE SAY MATHS, THE OTHER DAY. 322 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:22,930 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IT WAS 2 PLUS 2. 323 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:25,950 SHE WAS LIKE, 2 PLUS 2, RIGHT IT. 324 00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:29,850 SHE GOT 4. THEN SHE GOT 3 PLUS 4, RIGHT? 325 00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:33,050 SHE GOT IT, 7. THEN 2 PLUS 2 AGAIN. 326 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,720 SHE WAS LIKE, 2 PLUS 2. I WAS GOING -- 327 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:43,630 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST HAD 2 PLUS 2, LIKE 328 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:48,930 SURELY IT WAS SEVEN SECONDS AGO, SURELY YOU REMEMBER THIS. 329 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,170 THE BRAINS JUST DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. 330 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:56,470 I WAS LIKE, JAMIE? [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:17:56,471 --> 00:18:00,820 >> Jimmy: OH, HI, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I'M STILL REELING FROM THE 332 00:18:00,821 --> 00:18:03,680 FACT THAT YOU GUYS CALL IT "MATHS" OVER THERE. 333 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,720 [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 334 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,250 >> HAVE YOU NOT? >> Jimmy: NO. 335 00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:11,780 >> YEAH, WE ADD AN "S" SO IT'S MATHS. 336 00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:14,400 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT 337 00:18:14,401 --> 00:18:16,300 ALL. >> I KNOW, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF 338 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,270 AMERICANISMS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE EITHER. 339 00:18:17,271 --> 00:18:22,200 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AMERICAN DOESN'T MAKE 340 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,000 ANY SENSE IS REALLY WHAT THE TRUTH IS. 341 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:27,800 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] BY THE WAY, I HAVE TWO LITTLE 342 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:29,070 KIDS. ONE OF THE THINGS THEY DO OVER 343 00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:33,580 AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS WATCH YOUR MOVIE "TROLLS WORLD TOUR." 344 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:36,850 AND YOUR WIFE POSTED SOMETHING. PUT THAT PICTURE UP. 345 00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:39,150 APPARENTLY YOUR DO TOO, HUH? [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,820 ARE THEY WATCHING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN? 347 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:44,920 OR WAS IT JUST THE ONE TIME? >> SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. 348 00:18:44,921 --> 00:18:48,800 LIKE YOU KNOW, THE COUNTDOWN, TWO WEEKS OUT, WE'RE CONSTANTLY 349 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:52,800 TELLING -- YOU KNOW, I DID IT FOR THEM, PLEADED WITH UNIVERSAL 350 00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:54,670 PICTURES TO PUT ME IN THE PICTURE. 351 00:18:54,671 --> 00:18:57,500 SO I WAS LIKE, IT'S COMING OUT IN TWO WEEKS, DADDY'S GOING TO 352 00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:01,770 BE IN THIS MOVIE, IT'S COMING OUT NEXT WEEK, THREE DAYS, 353 00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,170 COMING OUT TOMORROW. SO EXCITED. 354 00:19:03,171 --> 00:19:06,950 PANDEMONIUM EXCITEMENT. AND THEN IT COMES OUT. 355 00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:11,420 IT'S A DAY. AND I'M LIKE, OKAY, I GUESS I 356 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:14,920 BUY IT. I'LL BUY IT ON iTUNES OR 357 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,050 WHATEVER. IT'S LIKE 17 POUNDS. 358 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:20,600 THAT'S LIKE $25. SO I'M LIKE, WOW, OKAY. 359 00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,170 BUY IT. THEY WATCH IT. 360 00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:27,130 YOU ONLY GET IT FOR 24 HOURS. NEXT DAY, WANT TO WATCH "TROLLS" 361 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,470 AGAIN? HAVE TO BUY IT AGAIN. 362 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:31,700 I THINK I BOUGHT IT FOUR OR FIVE TIMES. 363 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,770 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER A WEEK I GOT A THING FROM 364 00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:36,700 MY AGENT, OH, BY THE WAY, UNIVERSAL WERE IN TOUCH SAYING 365 00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:39,780 THERE'S A CODE THAT YOU USE WHENEVER YOU WANT TO WATCH 366 00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:41,180 "TROLLS" FOR FREE. [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,650 OH, GREAT. I'VE ALREADY SPENT, LIKE, YOU 368 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:48,150 KNOW, $300. [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:19:48,151 --> 00:19:50,320 >> Jimmy: YEAH. THAT'S ONE OF THE LESSONS YOU'LL 370 00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:54,470 LEARN AS YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER, BECOME A VETERAN PARENT, ALWAYS 371 00:19:54,471 --> 00:19:57,700 JUST BUY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO WATCH IT ONE 372 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,930 TIME. ALSO, IT'S A HULU, JUST ANOTHER 373 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:00,870 LITTLE TIP. [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:04,270 >> IN MY DEFENSE, AT THIS POINT YOU COULDN'T BUY IT, YOU COULD 375 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,230 ONLY RENT IT FOR 24 HOURS. >> Jimmy: I SEE, ALL RIGHT, ALL 376 00:20:06,231 --> 00:20:09,600 RIGHT. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A GOOD 377 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:12,180 SINGER, WERE YOU EVER IN A BAND? >> VERY BRIEFLY, LIKE A LOT OF 378 00:20:12,181 --> 00:20:15,020 KIDS WERE IN BANDS, WEREN'T THEY, AT SOME POINT. 379 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,320 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN THE BAND? 380 00:20:16,321 --> 00:20:21,050 >> WE STARTED ABOUT 17. WE WERE CALLED SONS OF JIM. 381 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:23,920 BECAUSE IT WAS ME, MY FRIEND, BOTH OUR FATHERS WERE CALLED 382 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:27,170 JIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:31,100 YOU COULD HAVE DONE IN. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS COULD TAKE 384 00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,200 THIS AND FORM THAT BAND. HOW IS YOUR DAD? 385 00:20:33,201 --> 00:20:35,100 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD ON THE SHOW. 386 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:39,400 CORRECT ME IF I HAVE THIS DAD. YOUR DAD IS OR WAS AN OB-GYN? 387 00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:42,400 HE'S RETIRED NOW. WHO DELIVERED THOUSANDS OF 388 00:20:42,401 --> 00:20:45,150 BABIES IN TOWN. AND ALMOST MISSED YOUR DELIVERY, 389 00:20:45,151 --> 00:20:45,880 AS I RECALL. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 390 00:20:45,881 --> 00:20:49,780 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. HOW IS HE DOING? 391 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,280 >> HE'S OKAY. HE'S ALL RIGHT. 392 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:55,380 HE'S ACTUALLY -- HE'S RETIRED, BUT HE'S IN BAHRAIN IN THE 393 00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:58,620 MIDDLE EAST, DOING LIKE A TWO-YEAR PROFESSORSHIP AT THE 394 00:20:58,621 --> 00:21:00,830 UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL THERE. SO HE'S STILL BUSY. 395 00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:04,830 AND HE DID AN ACTING -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE DID A VERY SMALL 396 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:09,170 PART IN THE THIRD SERIES OF "THE FALL," THE SHOW THAT I WAS ON. 397 00:21:09,171 --> 00:21:12,970 AND HE DID ANOTHER ACTING GIG AGAIN, LIKE UNDER THE RADAR, 398 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,870 WITHOUT TELLING ME, ON SOME TV SHOW HERE. 399 00:21:14,871 --> 00:21:17,320 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH, BUT I THINK HE HAD LIKE 400 00:21:17,321 --> 00:21:20,350 TWO LINES AND THEY WERE CUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 401 00:21:20,351 --> 00:21:24,820 SO I THINK HE'S LIKE A FEATURED EXTRA IN THIS SHOW. 402 00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:28,650 >> Jimmy: SO YOUR DAD, AFTER YOU PUT HIM IN "THE FALL," YOUR DAD 403 00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:31,080 WENT AND AUDITIONED FOR OTHER PARTS? 404 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,570 >> IT WAS A STRAIGHT OFFER. >> Jimmy: OH, IT WAS A STRAIGHT 405 00:21:35,571 --> 00:21:37,570 OFFER, WOW. PAUSE PAUSE. 406 00:21:37,571 --> 00:21:39,500 >> HE DOESN'T AUDITION, HE'S TOO BIG-TIME. 407 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,930 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 408 00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:44,300 HOW ABOUT THAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 409 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,900 JAMIE DORNAN IS WITH US, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 410 00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:57,879 ♪ >>> YOU FINISHED THAT ALREADY? 411 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,349 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> JUST FOR THE RECORD, WE NEVER 412 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,579 FOUND THE TREASURE. >> YOU FOUND A CHEST AT THE 413 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:08,599 BOTTOM WITH THE SLURPEE LIQUID? >> YEAH, YEAH, LICKED UP THE SIR 414 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,199 RID. >> FOUND THE SUBHA DIVER'S MASK 415 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,299 AND FOUND THE PILL? >> I FOUND THE PILL. 416 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:29,219 >> WELL, THAT'S YOUR TREASURE. ♪ CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE 417 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:33,079 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 418 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:46,369 >> Jimmy: KRISTEN WIIG, JAMIE DORNAN, "BARB AND STAR GO TO 419 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:50,029 VISTA DELMAR." WEIRD AND FUNNY IS HOW I WOULD 420 00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:51,669 DESCRIBE IT. THIS IS YOUR FIRST COMEDY? 421 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:54,569 >> YEAH, AND PROBABLY MY LAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,069 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK SO, I DON'T THINK SO AT ALL. 423 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,549 WAS THAT MORE FUN DOING THAT? OR IS IT THE SAME DEAL? 424 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:02,749 >> YEAH, NO, IT'S MORE FUN. IT WAS -- I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO 425 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:06,149 IT, YOU KNOW. I'D ALWAYS WANTED TO DO COMEDY. 426 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:11,219 IT WAS A GREAT WAY TO START, YOU KNOW, WITH ANNIE AND KRISTEN, 427 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:17,269 WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MASSIVE IN THAT GAME, YOU KNOW. 428 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:21,169 WILL FERRELL PRODUCING. IT WAS A NICE PACKAGE TO BE YOUR 429 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:23,829 FIRST FORAY INTO IT. THEY WERE JUST -- YOU KNOW, AS 430 00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:27,299 YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S SO SILLY, THAT FILM, BUT IT'S A BIT OF A 431 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:34,379 NOD TO -- I LOVE, YOU KNOW, "TOP SECRET," "AIRPLANE," "HOTSHOTS," 432 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,519 ALL THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 433 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,379 >> THERE'S A BIT OF THAT SILLINESS, BUT IT HAS HEART AND 434 00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:41,649 YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, SO PERFECT MIX. 435 00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:44,179 >> Jimmy: THERE'S AN IMPRESSIVE MUSICAL NUMBER THAT YOU WERE A 436 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,799 PART OF. DID YOU ENJOY SHOOTING THAT? 437 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,029 >> THAT WAS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST DAYS OF MY- 438 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:56,129 >> Jimmy: IN WHAT WAY? >> IT WAS JUST LIKE -- A, WE'RE 439 00:23:56,130 --> 00:24:00,169 IN CANCUN, IT WAS SO HOT, SO SWEETIE, I HAD TO CHANGE MY 440 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:04,549 SHIRT AFTER EVERY TAKE. I'M DOING THIS MASSIVE ALMOST 441 00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:08,319 '80s-STYLE ROCK SONG. AND IT'S A PRERECORD. 442 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,419 BUT I'M DOING THIS VERY INSANE DANCE TO IT. 443 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:15,119 WHICH IN THE SCRIPT WAS LIKE TWO LINES OF STAGE DIRECTION AND 444 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,579 ENDS UP BEING TWO DAYS' SHOOT OF THIS MADNESS. 445 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,469 IT WAS FUN. I HAVE TO SING. 446 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:26,429 THEY ACTUALLY SENT US A CLIP OF LIKE THE DIRECTOR SENT ME A CLIP 447 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:31,029 OF THE SONG LIKE A FEW WEEKS AFTER WE FINISHED, A COUPLE OF 448 00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:34,769 MONTHS AFTER WE FINISHED. MY WIFE AND I WATCHED IT. 449 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:37,519 AND I WAS LIKE, MY VOICE ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD. 450 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,949 LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH MY VOICE. SHE'S LIKE, THAT'S NOT YOU 451 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,479 SINGING. [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,879 AND I WAS STILL LISTENING TO THE PROFESSIONAL SINGER. 453 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,849 [ LAUGHTER ] IN THE MOVIE, IT IS REALLY ME. 454 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:54,399 >> Jimmy: THEY SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE, BUT I 455 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,529 GUESS IN YOUR CASE, THAT IS VERY, VERY TRUE. 456 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:59,699 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CLEARLY. 457 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,099 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ON THE SUBJECT OF SINGING, THIS IS A VIDEO THAT 458 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:08,499 YOU GUYS POSTED IN DECEMBER. THIS IS YOU SINGING WHILE YOUR 459 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,419 DAUGHTERS HECKLE YOU. ♪ 460 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:16,579 >> SHUSH, DADDY! SHUSH, DADDY! 461 00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:21,519 ♪ WHITE CHRISTMAS ♪ JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO 462 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,829 KNOW ♪ >> SHUSH, DADDY! 463 00:25:26,830 --> 00:25:28,299 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 464 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,699 >> Jimmy: THE KIDS HATE BING CROSBY. 465 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,429 >> THAT'S THE TOUGHEST CROWD YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE UP 466 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,029 AGAINST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL YEAH. 467 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:42,099 I HOPE SO. [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:42,929 ALL RIGHT, BE PATIENT, DO YOUR MATHS. 469 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:45,819 [ LAUGHTER ] STAY WELL. 470 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:48,779 IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. THE MOVIE IS VERY FUNNY, "BARB 471 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:52,619 AND STAR GO TO VISTA DELMAR." IT'S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU 472 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,879 RENT MOVIES FEBRUARY 12th. OH, AND CAN YOU BUY IT OR YOU 473 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,679 HAVE TO RENT IT? RENT IT THREE TIMES IN A ROW. 474 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,129 [ LAUGHTER ] JAMIE DORNAN, EVERYBODY. 475 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:03,169 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBIN ROBERTS! 476 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:11,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 477 00:26:11,351 --> 00:26:14,050 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 478 00:26:14,051 --> 00:26:15,720 MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX IS ON THE WAY. 479 00:26:15,721 --> 00:26:17,330 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN AWARD-WINNING BROADCASTER WHO 480 00:26:17,331 --> 00:26:20,070 BRAVES THE PANDEMIC, SNOW STORMS, AND MULTIPLE 481 00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:22,070 TIMES SQUARE SPIDER-MEN TO BRING US THE NEWS EVERY MORNING ON 482 00:26:22,071 --> 00:26:24,570 "GMA." SHE'S ALSO THE NARRATOR AND 483 00:26:24,571 --> 00:26:26,430 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON THE NEW ONE-HOUR SPECIAL 484 00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:29,000 "TUSKEGEE AIRMEN: LEGACY OF COURAGE" PREMIERING 485 00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:30,400 WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL, SAY HELLO TO 486 00:26:30,401 --> 00:26:36,150 ROBIN ROBERTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 487 00:26:36,151 --> 00:26:38,780 HELLO, ROBIN. >> HELLO, JIMMY. 488 00:26:38,781 --> 00:26:40,720 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, HOW ARE YOU? 489 00:26:40,721 --> 00:26:43,650 >> GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU 490 00:26:43,651 --> 00:26:46,480 TOO. YOU'RE UP LATE, IT'S PAST YOUR 491 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,150 BEDTIME. WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP? 492 00:26:48,151 --> 00:26:52,730 >> 3:30, BUT WHO'S COUNTING? YOU'RE WORTH STAYING UP PAST MY 493 00:26:52,731 --> 00:26:53,670 BEDTIME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, I 494 00:26:53,671 --> 00:26:56,030 APPRECIATE IT. BEHIND YOU, IS THAT REAL? 495 00:26:56,031 --> 00:27:00,200 WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:03,230 WHAT'S ON? >> IS THAT REAL BEHIND YOU? 497 00:27:03,231 --> 00:27:05,200 IS THE MOON BEHIND YOU, JIMMY? COME ON. 498 00:27:05,201 --> 00:27:06,950 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT. 499 00:27:06,951 --> 00:27:12,480 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S NOT THE MOON. 500 00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:13,350 SO I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION. 501 00:27:13,351 --> 00:27:16,950 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I AM AT HOME, I AM AT 502 00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,820 HOME. I'M IN MY HOME BASEMENT WHERE I 503 00:27:18,821 --> 00:27:21,820 WAS FOR ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS BROADCASTING "GOOD MORNING 504 00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:22,950 AMERICA." MY NEIGHBORS IN CONNECTICUT GOT 505 00:27:22,951 --> 00:27:27,100 A BIG KICK OUT OF "GMA" COMING OUT OF THE BASEMENT OF MY HOUSE. 506 00:27:27,101 --> 00:27:29,130 >> Jimmy: IT IS KIND OF FUN, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 507 00:27:29,131 --> 00:27:33,270 I IMAGINE FOR YOU ALSO, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET UP SO 508 00:27:33,271 --> 00:27:36,200 EARLY. THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOT -- I 509 00:27:36,201 --> 00:27:40,020 MEAN, YOU CAN SLEEP LATE, YOU CAN SLEEP TILL 4:00, MAYBE? 510 00:27:40,021 --> 00:27:43,750 >> 4:00, YEAH, SLEPT IN, RIGHT. HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 511 00:27:43,751 --> 00:27:46,720 >> Jimmy: YOU SENT US A PICTURE, I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING. 512 00:27:46,721 --> 00:27:48,920 THIS WAS THE EXTENT OF YOUR PRODUCTION TEAM. 513 00:27:48,921 --> 00:27:55,550 YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AMBER, WAS -- IS SHE DOING YOUR MAKEUP THERE? 514 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:58,830 >> YOU CAN SEE MY EXPRESSION. LIKE, GET OUT OF MY FACE, I'M 515 00:27:58,831 --> 00:28:01,570 ABOUT TO GO LIVE ON NATIONAL TV, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 516 00:28:01,571 --> 00:28:07,070 BUT IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING. BECAUSE SHE HAS AN ESSENTIAL 517 00:28:07,071 --> 00:28:11,200 OILS COMPANY, PLANT JUICE OILS. YOU WERE AT HOME, BUT MOLLY, 518 00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:13,820 THIS IS HER WHEELHOUSE, YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE, SHE KNOWS WHAT 519 00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:14,880 SHE'S DOING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 520 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:17,120 >> BUT IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING, BECAUSE IN THE 521 00:28:17,121 --> 00:28:21,150 BEGINNING, AMBER WAS SO INTO IT. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE THOUGHT 522 00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:24,880 WE'D ONLY BE HERE A FEW WEEKS. IT TURNED INTO SEVERAL MONTHS. 523 00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:28,250 AND THEN SHE WAS KIND OF SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, TO THE 524 00:28:28,251 --> 00:28:33,130 SIDE OF ME, SO I WOULD GET A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS. 525 00:28:33,131 --> 00:28:34,600 IS IT SOMETHING I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW. 526 00:28:34,601 --> 00:28:35,930 >> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTOGRAPH AGAIN. 527 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,730 I DO WANT TO ASK WHO PICKED OUT THE SLIPPERS. 528 00:28:37,731 --> 00:28:42,200 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY. 529 00:28:42,201 --> 00:28:45,630 THOSE ARE MINNIE MOUSE SLIPPERS, COME ON. 530 00:28:45,631 --> 00:28:47,380 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING THE MOST OF YOUR DISCOUNT AT THE DISNEY 531 00:28:47,381 --> 00:28:51,020 STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,880 [ APPLAUSE ] >> EXACTLY, GOT TO HAVE SOME 533 00:28:52,881 --> 00:28:54,580 PERKS. >> Jimmy: ROBIN, DO YOU GET A 534 00:28:54,581 --> 00:28:56,420 DISCOUNT AT THE DISNEY STORE? [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:28:56,421 --> 00:28:59,120 >> YOU KNOW, I AM A DISNEY LEGEND. 536 00:28:59,121 --> 00:29:01,420 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A DISNEY LEGEND, BUT DO YOU GET -- 537 00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:04,830 BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU, ON MY -- WE WORK FOR ABC. 538 00:29:04,831 --> 00:29:09,630 AND WE HAVE THESE I.D. IS CARDS, I DON'T KNOW, THAT I'VE NEVER 539 00:29:09,631 --> 00:29:12,900 USED, OTHER THAN WHEN I LOOK AT IT AND IT SAYS, YOU HAVE A 540 00:29:12,901 --> 00:29:15,400 DISNEY DISCOUNT. THE BIGLER "N" IS THERE FOR 541 00:29:15,401 --> 00:29:19,030 "NO." [ LAUGHTER ] 542 00:29:19,031 --> 00:29:21,650 >> I THINK YOU COULD AFFORD TO PAY FULL PRICE, SIR. 543 00:29:21,651 --> 00:29:24,950 >> Jimmy: MAYBE, SO BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. 544 00:29:24,951 --> 00:29:28,880 LA[ LAUGHTER ] >> I UNDERSTAND, I'M WITH YOU, 545 00:29:28,881 --> 00:29:30,320 MAN. >> Jimmy: IS AMBER GLAD YOU'RE 546 00:29:30,321 --> 00:29:34,150 BACK IN STUDIO DOING IT THERE? >> YES, BECAUSE SHE WAS, AS I 547 00:29:34,151 --> 00:29:35,820 SAID, VERY GOOD AT THE BEGINNING. 548 00:29:35,821 --> 00:29:39,330 BY THE END SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER WATCH AND SAYING, YEAH. 549 00:29:39,331 --> 00:29:41,670 BECAUSE SHE'S MORE NOCTURNAL. THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A 550 00:29:41,671 --> 00:29:44,630 CHALLENGE FOR HER TO GET UP. BUT SHE WAS A TRUE TROUPER, LIKE 551 00:29:44,631 --> 00:29:47,470 A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING FROM HOME, AND THEIR KIDS ARE 552 00:29:47,471 --> 00:29:49,870 HELPING OUT AND THEIR SPOUSES ARE HELPING OUT. 553 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,370 >> Jimmy: YEAH. THE KIDS AREN'T HELPING MUCH. 554 00:29:51,371 --> 00:29:55,780 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 555 00:29:55,781 --> 00:29:56,380 [ APPLAUSE ] TRUE. 556 00:29:56,381 --> 00:30:00,250 >> Jimmy: AND FOR THE MOST PART THE SPOUSES AREN'T HELPING 557 00:30:00,251 --> 00:30:02,650 EITHER, YEAH. >> ISN'T IT CUTE WHEN YOU SEE 558 00:30:02,651 --> 00:30:04,850 THE KID POP INTO THE SCREEN ON ZOO MANY? 559 00:30:04,851 --> 00:30:08,320 >> Jimmy: IT'S CUTE FOR EVERYONE ON THE ZOOM EXCEPT FOR THE 560 00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:10,000 PERSON WHOSE CHILD IT IS. >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 561 00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:12,730 >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED IN SPORTS BROADCASTING. 562 00:30:12,731 --> 00:30:16,030 AND ALSO YOU WERE A COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER. 563 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:19,430 WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO? >> YOU COULD HAVE SAID COLLEGE 564 00:30:19,431 --> 00:30:23,170 BASKETBALL STAR, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY COLLEGE BASKETBALL 565 00:30:23,171 --> 00:30:23,700 PLAYER. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:30:23,701 --> 00:30:26,380 >> Jimmy: I'M GETTING TO THAT. >> I PLAYED AT SOUTHEASTERN 567 00:30:26,381 --> 00:30:29,220 LOUISIANA UNIVERSITY. I ACTUALLY, JIMMY, A 568 00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:32,080 LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, I WENT THERE ON A TENNIS SCHOLARSHIP. 569 00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:35,050 BUT ENDED UP PLAYING BASKETBALL INSTEAD. 570 00:30:35,051 --> 00:30:38,850 BREAKING NEWS HERE ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW. 571 00:30:38,851 --> 00:30:40,680 YES. >> Jimmy: WAS THE TENNIS COACH 572 00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:43,230 MAD? >> IT WAS THE SAME COACH. 573 00:30:43,231 --> 00:30:44,300 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS GETTING A TWO-FER. 574 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:48,300 I WAS A TWO-FER FOR HER. I ENDED UP PLAYING BASKETBALL 575 00:30:48,301 --> 00:30:49,600 INSTEAD. TOTALLY LOVED IT. 576 00:30:49,601 --> 00:30:53,000 BUT IT BROUGHT OUT A SIDE OF ME THAT PEOPLE DON'T NORMALLY SEE. 577 00:30:53,001 --> 00:30:56,830 >> Jimmy: WHAT SIDE IS THAT? THE TRASH TALKING? 578 00:30:56,831 --> 00:31:00,180 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? >> WELL, I WAS A LITTLE 579 00:31:00,181 --> 00:31:01,820 AGGRESSIVE. THERE WAS ONE PARTICULAR GAME, I 580 00:31:01,821 --> 00:31:05,820 KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE, BUT I ACTUALLY, LIKE, 581 00:31:05,821 --> 00:31:09,520 JUST REARED BACK AND I PUNCHED A PLAYER. 582 00:31:09,521 --> 00:31:11,780 IT'S OKAY, AMBER, CALM DOWN OVER THERE. 583 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:14,480 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 584 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,970 >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY UNCHARACTERISTIC FOR ME. 585 00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:19,600 BUT THE REF WASN'T CALLING THE FOUL. 586 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:23,270 AND UNFORTUNATELY MY MOTHER WASN'T THERE AT THAT PARTICULAR 587 00:31:23,271 --> 00:31:26,430 GAME, BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE YANKED ME OUT BY MY EAR, GONE 588 00:31:26,431 --> 00:31:30,230 OUT ON THE COURT, PULLED ME OUT BY MY EAR. 589 00:31:30,231 --> 00:31:33,180 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING POWER FORWARD. 590 00:31:33,181 --> 00:31:36,720 >> LOOK AT THAT. >> Jimmy: NOT KIDDING AWAY. 591 00:31:36,721 --> 00:31:38,680 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU CAN SEE THE STANDS ARE 592 00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:41,220 FULL, STANDING ROOM ONLY FOR THOSE GAMES BACK IN THE DAY. 593 00:31:41,221 --> 00:31:46,420 >> Jimmy: IS THAT THE WOMAN YOU PUNCHED? 594 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:49,180 >> NO -- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE ONE I PUNCHED. 595 00:31:49,181 --> 00:31:53,130 BECAUSE THE ONE I PUNCHED, I RAN AWAY FROM AT THE END OF THE 596 00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:57,570 GAME, SO EVERYBODY WAS ASKING, LIKE I WAS BIG AND BAD AND I 597 00:31:57,571 --> 00:32:01,030 PUNCHED HER AND EVERYTHING. I GATHERED THE TEAM AROUND ME 598 00:32:01,031 --> 00:32:03,930 AND IT WAS RATE MUCH, I'M AFRAID SHE'S GOING TO PUNCH ME BACK, SO 599 00:32:03,931 --> 00:32:07,580 KIND OF LIKE, HOLD ME BACK! LIKE, I WANT AT HER, HOLD ME 600 00:32:07,581 --> 00:32:10,350 BACK, HOLD ME BACK! >> Jimmy: THE OLD PUNCH AND RUN. 601 00:32:10,351 --> 00:32:12,280 >> YES, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED YOUR MOM 602 00:32:12,281 --> 00:32:14,650 BEING AT THE GAME. YOUR DAD, AND THIS IS JUST SUCH 603 00:32:14,651 --> 00:32:18,880 AN UNBELIEVABLE THING. YOUR DAD, YOU'VE PRODUCED THIS 604 00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:23,130 SPECIAL, YOU NARRATE THIS SPECIAL ABOUT THE TUSKEGEE 605 00:32:23,131 --> 00:32:25,230 AIRMEN, WHO MOST PEOPLE KNOW A BIT ABOUT. 606 00:32:25,231 --> 00:32:30,230 A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW YOUR DAD WAS ONE OF THE TUSKEGEE 607 00:32:30,231 --> 00:32:31,230 AIRMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 608 00:32:31,231 --> 00:32:33,930 >> YES, LAWRENCE T. ROBERTS, THANK YOU, YES. 609 00:32:33,931 --> 00:32:37,130 >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT? THAT IS PRETTY SPECTACULAR. 610 00:32:37,131 --> 00:32:39,820 >> IT IS SPECTACULAR. IT WAS SPECTACULAR. 611 00:32:39,821 --> 00:32:43,280 >> Jimmy: WHAT A THING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A SPECIAL LIKE THIS 612 00:32:43,281 --> 00:32:48,380 TO HONOR HIM AND ALSO THE OTHER MEN WHO FLEW WITH HIM. 613 00:32:48,381 --> 00:32:52,220 THE FIRST BLACK U.S. SOLDIERS TO FLY IN THE WAR. 614 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,480 AND JUST REALLY AN AMAZING STORY. 615 00:32:54,481 --> 00:32:55,680 I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU AND YOUR DAD. 616 00:32:55,681 --> 00:33:03,670 HERE WE GO. >> BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 617 00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:06,130 >> MY FATHER PASSED AWAY IN 2004. 618 00:33:06,131 --> 00:33:10,800 HE DIDN'T GET TO WITNESS THE AIRMEN RECEIVING SUCH 619 00:33:10,801 --> 00:33:14,080 RECOGNITION. BUT HIS LEGACY, LIKE THAT OF ALL 620 00:33:14,081 --> 00:33:14,980 THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN, IS ENDURING. 621 00:33:14,981 --> 00:33:19,680 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 622 00:33:19,681 --> 00:33:22,120 >> THAT'S MY DAD RIGHT THERE, YEAH. 623 00:33:22,121 --> 00:33:24,220 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, IS THIS SOMETHING HE TALKED 624 00:33:24,221 --> 00:33:25,920 ABOUT? WOULD HE TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT 625 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:28,480 THAT TIME IN HIS LIFE? >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS PART OF THE 626 00:33:28,481 --> 00:33:32,770 REASON I GET CHILLS, THIS IS PART OF THE REASON WHY I'M DOING 627 00:33:32,771 --> 00:33:35,000 THIS FILM ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL. 628 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:38,800 MY FATHER DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. MUCH OF THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN, 629 00:33:38,801 --> 00:33:42,300 THEY JUST WANTED TO GO FLY, THEY JUST WANTED TO GO PROTECT OUR 630 00:33:42,301 --> 00:33:45,300 COUNTRY. THEY WERE THE FIRST BLACK PILOTS 631 00:33:45,301 --> 00:33:48,520 IN THE U.S. MILITARY GOING OVER TO WORLD WAR II, HELPING US 632 00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:53,620 DEFEAT THE ENEMY OVER THERE. I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT IT IN 633 00:33:53,621 --> 00:33:55,650 SCHOOL. AND I REMEMBER MY FATHER, HE 634 00:33:55,651 --> 00:33:59,420 STAYED IN THE AIR FORCE, RETIRED AS A FULL COLONEL, WAS IN FOR 635 00:33:59,421 --> 00:34:03,770 OVER 30 YEARS, RECEIVED OVER 18 MEDALS AND AWARDS. 636 00:34:03,771 --> 00:34:07,470 AND I THOUGHT, WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL, THAT I WOULD LEARN ABOUT 637 00:34:07,471 --> 00:34:09,230 THAT. AND WHEN I DIDN'T, I SAID, YOU 638 00:34:09,231 --> 00:34:14,170 KNOW -- AND WE HAD SEEN FILMS. GEORGE LUCAS DID A BEAUTIFUL 639 00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:16,730 FILM, "RED TAILS." WE HAVE SOME OF THE ACTORS THAT 640 00:34:16,731 --> 00:34:18,970 ARE ACTUALLY IN THE FILM, BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT THE 641 00:34:18,971 --> 00:34:22,150 BROADER LEGACY. THEY FOUGHT OVERSEAS, THE ENEMY. 642 00:34:22,151 --> 00:34:25,650 THEY CAME BACK, THEY HELPED TO END SEGREGATION IN THE MILITARY. 643 00:34:25,651 --> 00:34:28,420 AND BE PART OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT. 644 00:34:28,421 --> 00:34:32,520 AND YOU SEE YOUNG ACTIVISTS THAT WE HAVE IN THE FILM TALKING 645 00:34:32,521 --> 00:34:35,380 ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE -- AND EVEN BARACK OBAMA, WHO HAD THE 646 00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:39,230 TUSKEGEE AIRMEN AT HIS INAUGURATION THE FIRST TIME. 647 00:34:39,231 --> 00:34:41,030 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YES. >> HE TALKED ABOUT HOW THEIR 648 00:34:41,031 --> 00:34:45,300 SERVICE HELPED HIM UNDERSTAND WHY HE WANTED TO GET -- TO BE OF 649 00:34:45,301 --> 00:34:48,230 SERVICE TO PEOPLE. SO THE IMPACT IS VERY BROAD, AND 650 00:34:48,231 --> 00:34:51,900 THAT'S WHAT WE GET INTO. I HAVE TO SAY, A YOUNG BLACK 651 00:34:51,901 --> 00:34:55,220 DOCUMENTARIAN, KIRK FRASIER, WORKED WITH ME ON THIS, AND I AM 652 00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:58,420 SO VERY PROUD. IT'S LIKE A LOVE LETTER TO MY 653 00:34:58,421 --> 00:35:01,850 FATHER, LAWRENCE T. ROBERTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 654 00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:04,780 >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY, REALLY. ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL, 8:00 ON 655 00:35:04,781 --> 00:35:06,450 WEDNESDAY NIGHT. THANK YOU, ROBIN. 656 00:35:06,451 --> 00:35:08,480 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. I WISH YOU WELL. 657 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,870 >> ALWAYS. >> Jimmy: SAY HELLO TO AMBER. 658 00:35:10,871 --> 00:35:15,800 >> I WILL. >> Jimmy: "TUSKEGEE AIRMEN, 659 00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:19,700 LEGACY OF COURAGE." BE RIGHT BACK WITH PENTATONIX. 660 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:22,670 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 661 00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:23,830 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 662 00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:29,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, MUSIC 663 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:32,570 FROM PENTATONIX IS STILL TO COME. 664 00:35:32,571 --> 00:35:34,630 BUT FIRST, SUPER BOWL LV IS ONLY THREE DAYS AWAY, AND IT'S NOT 665 00:35:34,631 --> 00:35:35,830 JUST THE PLAYERS WHO ARE PREPARING. 666 00:35:35,831 --> 00:35:37,670 LET'S GO LIVE TO THE FIRST EVER SUPER BOWL VIEWER PRESS 667 00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:47,350 CONFERENCE WITH THE GOAT, GUILLERMO. 668 00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:51,680 >> GUILLERMO! GUILLERMO! 669 00:35:51,681 --> 00:35:54,280 >> WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR A FEW QUESTIONS, MAKE IT QUICK! 670 00:35:54,281 --> 00:35:56,580 >> YOU'RE A FEW DAYS FROM SUPER BOWL LV, HOW DO YOU FEEL? 671 00:35:56,581 --> 00:36:01,700 >> NERVOUS, EXCITED, I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY. 672 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:06,130 >> IT'S TONY. YOU HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING 673 00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:08,600 UNSTOPPABLE AT THE SNACK TABLE, HOW DO YOU DO IT? 674 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:14,100 >> PRAISE AND GLORY TO LIPTON ICED TEA, OFFICIAL SPONSOR FOR 675 00:36:14,101 --> 00:36:16,220 SUPER BOWL LV. IT GOES GREAT FOR ANY SNACK AT 676 00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:18,780 THE BIG GAME. NEXT QUESTION, STEPHANIE? 677 00:36:18,781 --> 00:36:21,650 >> TONY AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU WEARING EYE BLACK IF 678 00:36:21,651 --> 00:36:25,580 YOU'RE JUST WATCHING THE GAME? >> I THINK IT'S CHOCOLATE. 679 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:28,550 YEAH, IT IS CHOCOLATE, GUYS. NEXT QUESTION? 680 00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:33,500 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? >> I'M GOING TO GET MY HEAD IN 681 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:35,000 THE GAME. I'M GOING TO DRINK LIPTON ICED 682 00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:42,000 TEA! >> LIPTON ICED TEA, OFFICIAL 683 00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:44,170 ICED TEA SPONSOR OF THE NFL AND SUPER BOWL LV. 684 00:36:44,171 --> 00:36:45,380 PICK UP A PACK AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE. 685 00:36:48,729 --> 00:36:50,219 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 686 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:54,979 MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 687 00:36:54,980 --> 00:37:00,149 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JAMIE DORNAN AND ROBIN ROBERTS, 688 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:05,119 THAT'S SOME STORY ABOUT HER DAD, HUH, BEING IN THE TUSKEGEE 689 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,669 AIRMEN? >> Guillermo: IT'S AMAZING, 690 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:09,899 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: MY DAD, WHEN THE 691 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,799 BOWLING TOURNAMENT CAME INTO TOWN, HE WOULD TAKE THE WEEK OFF 692 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,999 WORK AND GO TO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 693 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,999 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MATT DAMON, WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR 694 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,469 HIM. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 695 00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:23,479 THEIR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT FEBRUARY 12th, IT'S CALLED 696 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,919 "THE LUCKY ONES," NOW WITH THE TITLE TRACK, PENTATONIX! 697 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:33,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 698 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:38,829 ♪ ♪ THAT SMALL TOWN 699 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:42,469 WAS GETTING ME DOWN DON'T STAND OUT 700 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:45,569 YOU'LL GET KICKED AROUND ♪ ♪ PUT UP A WALL SO TALL 701 00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:51,199 YOU'RE SAFE THERE TIME WHEN I 702 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,199 GOT SO INSECURE ♪ ♪ GO RUN 703 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:59,219 HIDE SO YOU DON'T GET HURT DON'T FACE YOUR PAIN 704 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:07,479 WE'LL DO THAT LATER ♪ ♪ SO I DROVE ALL NIGHT 705 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,469 AND I NEVER LOOKED BEHIND ME 706 00:38:12,470 --> 00:38:15,499 KNEW I'D BE ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ EVEN WHEN THE LIGHTS 707 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:21,469 GOT BLINDING LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME 708 00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:25,469 AND IT WAS ♪ ♪ ALL SO UNEXPECTED 709 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,219 WE WERE BROKE AND WE WERE YOUNG 710 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:33,949 BUT SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ WE STAYED CONNECTED 711 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:37,219 SO WE HOLD ON TO OUR BETTER DAYS 712 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:42,719 CAUSE EASY ♪ ♪ COME EASY GO AWAY 713 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:47,469 STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE THE LUCKY ONES 714 00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:51,269 LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪ ♪ HAND IN HAND 715 00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:54,999 WE STUMBLE AND FALL THEN WE STAND 716 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,969 ONCE AND FOR ALL ♪ ♪ AND NOW WE DREAM 717 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:04,219 WITH OUR EYES OPEN WE'RE UNBROKEN 718 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:08,719 I STILL CRY SOMETIMES ♪ ♪ CAUSE I'M NO GOOD 719 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:13,319 AT GOODBYES BUT WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT 720 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:19,829 CAUSE WE'RE STANDING ♪ ♪ SIDE BY SIDE 721 00:39:19,830 --> 00:39:25,799 LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME AND IT WAS ALL 722 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,099 SO UNEXPECTED ♪ ♪ WE WERE BROKE 723 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,099 AND WE WERE YOUNG BUT SOMEHOW 724 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:35,069 WE STAYED CONNECTED ♪ ♪ SO WE HOLD ON 725 00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:38,849 TO OUR BETTER DAYS CAUSE EASY 726 00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:45,649 COME EASY GO AWAY ♪ ♪ STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE 727 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:50,079 WERE THE LUCKY ONES LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME 728 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:56,369 CRAWL ‘TIL YOU CAN WALK ♪ ♪ WALK ‘TIL YOU CAN RUN 729 00:39:56,370 --> 00:40:06,529 TO THE DAY YOU SAY LOOK AT HOW FAR WE'VE HOME 730 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:08,069 LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪ ♪ AND IT WAS ALL 731 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:11,349 SO UNEXPECTED WE WERE BROKE AND 732 00:40:11,350 --> 00:40:14,779 WE WERE YOUNG ♪ ♪ BUT SOMEHOW 733 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:21,719 WE STAYED CONNECTED SO WE HOLD ON 734 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,079 TO OUR BETTER DAYS ♪ ♪ CAUSE EASY 735 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:30,099 COME EASY GO AWAY STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE 736 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:47,129 WERE THE LUCKY ONES ♪ ♪ LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪