1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:10,409 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,277 TONIGHT, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. KATHRYN HAHN. 3 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:20,486 AND MUSIC FROM RHYE. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:23,356 >> Jimmy: HI, THANKS. HI, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST. 5 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:26,091 THANKS FOR WATCHING ON ANOTHER VERY CHILLY DAY ALMOST 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,627 EVERYWHERE BUT HERE. SNOW IS ON THE GROUND. 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,429 MORE THAN 17 INCHES IN NEW YORK CITY. 8 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:33,900 IN CHICAGO, THERE WAS ABOUT A FOOT OF SNOW. 9 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:36,168 AND THIS ALMOST FEELS LIKE LIFE IS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL. 10 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:40,106 PEOPLE SNOWBOARDING BEHIND CARS. PEOPLE SNOWBOARDING BEHIND 11 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:43,909 MINIVANS AND TRUCKS. THERE WERE PEOPLE SLEDDING. 12 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:46,245 THIS PERSON GOT A FREE RIDE ON THE BUS. 13 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,647 THAT IS NOW THE SAFEST WAY TO USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. 14 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,048 YOU COULDN'T TELL BECAUSE THE FACE WAS BLURRED OUT, BUT THAT 15 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:54,520 WAS OPRAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,522 THAT'S RIGHT. WE CAN HAVE A LOT MORE SNOW ON 17 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,393 THE WAY, AT LEAST ACCORDING TO PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. 18 00:01:00,395 --> 00:01:04,463 YOU KNOW HE KEEPS SAYING THAT EVERY DAY IN THIS PANDEMIC FEELS 19 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,530 LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY? WELL, TODAY IT REALLY DID. 20 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,399 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I KNOW GROUNDHOG DAY DOESN'T 21 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,068 ACTUALLY REPEAT ITSELF, THAT'S THE MOVIE, NOT THE DAY. 22 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,070 BUT JUST IN CASE, I HIRED A BELGIAN WAFFLE TRUCK TO PARK 23 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:14,873 OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THIS MORNING. I FIGURE IF I'M LIVING THE DAY 24 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:19,144 OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WHY NOT START IT OFF WITH WAFFLES? 25 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:28,754 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE OF COVID, THEY HAD A 26 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:35,494 VIRTUAL YANKING OF THE ANIMAL FROM ITS HOME THIS YEAR. 27 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,628 AN EVENT THAT WAS HIGHLIGHTED BY A WEIRDLY TENDER MOMENT, BETWEEN 28 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:40,899 THE PRESIDENT OF THE GROUNDHOG CLUB AND PHIL. 29 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,502 >> DID THIS ONE? IS IT THIS ONE? 30 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,703 OKAY. OKAY! 31 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:45,837 OH, YOU -- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TODAY. 32 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:50,509 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WEIRD. 33 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:54,580 M IMAGINE HOW INSANE THAT MUST 34 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,783 HAVE LOOKED LIKE FROM THE GROUNDHOG'S POINT OF VIEW. 35 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,920 OH, BOY, HERE COMES THE TOPHAT CREW AGAIN. 36 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:05,391 POOR PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. THEN WHEN THEY DID FINALLY FORCE 37 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,462 HIM OUT, HE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO A POEM. 38 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,664 >> THERE DID I SEE A PERFECT SHADOW CAST OF ME. 39 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,067 SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER THERE WILL BE. 40 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,869 >> Jimmy: WHY ARE THEY CHEERING FOR THAT ARE? 41 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,136 I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:23,341 SIX MORE WEEKS OF ZOOM SCHOOL. THAT WAS GOING DOWN AT GOBBLER'S 43 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,477 KNOB TODAY. I DON'T GET GROUNDHOG DAY. 44 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,545 LAST YEAR'S FESTIVITIES SHATTERED RECORDS, CROWD-WISE. 45 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,414 40,000 PEOPLE SHOWED UP. DOUBLE THE NUMBER FROM THE YEAR 46 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,282 BEFORE. WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL. 47 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,085 IF I WANTED TO SEE A FAT RODENT HIDING IN A HOLE, I'D GO TO 48 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:36,822 MAR-A-LAGO. [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:39,291 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NO DRUMS. 50 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:42,160 WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU A DRUM SET. >> Guillermo: YES, TOMORROW. 51 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,897 >> Jimmy: AND THE TIMING OF THIS EVENT LOOKING BACK IS VERY 52 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:46,098 SUSPICIOUS. THINK ABOUT THIS. 53 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,901 ON FEBRUARY 2nd OF LAST YEAR, WE HAD ZERO REPORTED DEATHS FROM 54 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:53,038 COVID. WASN'T EVEN A THING. 55 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,306 MOST OF THE NEWS THAT DAY WAS ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL. 56 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,976 BUT THEN, A MONTH AND A HALF LATER, THE WHOLE COUNTRY WAS ON 57 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:00,246 LOCKDOWN. EXACTLY SIX WEEKS, TO THE DAY, 58 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:03,516 AFTER GROUNDHOG DAY! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 59 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:09,521 BUT WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? WHO, ON FEBRUARY 2nd, 2020, 60 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:15,260 COULD POSSIBLY PREDICT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN SIX WEEKS? 61 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,595 THAT [ BLEEP ] GROUNDHOG, THAT'S WHO! 62 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:19,465 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] AND HE DIDN'T TELL US! 63 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,933 MAYBE THE VIRUS COMES FROM GROUNDHOGS. 64 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:23,869 MAYBE WE JUST GOT INFECTED AGAIN TODAY. 65 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,803 WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO Q AND NOT ME? 66 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:30,609 [ LAUGHTER ] MITCH McCONNELL EMERGED FROM HIS 67 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:36,482 SHELL YESTERDAY TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM CONGRESSWOMAN 68 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:43,088 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. THE SENATE MINORITY LEADER 69 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:47,159 CALLED HER OUT FOR LATCHING ON TO, QUOTE, LOONEY LIES AND 70 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,094 CONSPIRACY THEORIES. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T MENTION 71 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:52,164 HER, HE SUGGESTED PEOPLE LIKE HER ARE A CANCER ON THE PARTY 72 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,700 THAT IS DISTRACTING REPUBLICANS FROM THE IMPORTANT WORK OF 73 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,968 BLOCKING COVID RELIEF FROM MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO NEED 74 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,169 IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:01,173 McCONNELL IS ONE OF ONLY A HANDFUL OF REPUBLICANS TO SPEAK 76 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,641 OUT AGAINST THIS WOMAN. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS SURPRISES 77 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,776 ME, BUT IT DOES. HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE SAYING THAT 78 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:06,845 IF REPUBLICANS DON'T STRIP GREENE OF HER COMMITTEE 79 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,046 ASSIGNMENTS, THEY WILL. AND REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE, "UM, 80 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:12,718 GREAT. WOULDJA MIND?" 81 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:17,055 WHY WE'RE NOT GONE THAT DO IT, THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY." 82 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,857 [ LAUGHTER ] GREENE IS, OF COURSE, NOW TRYING 83 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:19,859 TO MAKE MONEY OFF HER TERRIBLENESS. 84 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,461 SHE TWEETED "DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO EXPEL ME FROM 85 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,930 CONGRESS. HELP ME RAISE $50,000 TODAY AND 86 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:29,001 SEND A MESSAGE." WHAT MESSAGE? 87 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:29,868 I AM CRAZY AND CARELESS WITH MONEY? 88 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,539 [ LAUGHTER ] KLAN MOM SPENT THE WHOLE DAY 89 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,608 TODAY ASKING FOR MONEY. AND PEOPLE GAVE IT TO HER. 90 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,678 SHE'S UP TO NEARLY $100,000 NOW. EVEN THOUGH TODAY WE SAW VIDEOS 91 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,413 FROM A YEAR AGO, IN WHICH SHE ENCOURAGED OTHERS TO SURROUND 92 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:47,887 AND BREAK INTO THE CAPITOL TO MAKE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS 93 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,421 "COWER IN FEAR," AND SHE CALLED DAVID HOGG, THE TEENAGER WHOSE 94 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:54,025 CLASSMATES WERE KILLED AT PARKLAND, A COWARD AND "IDIOT" 95 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:57,963 WHO WAS "TRAINED LIKE A DOG." VERY NICE LADY, REALLY NICE. 96 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,166 [ LAUGHTER ] GREENE SAYS SHE HAS SPOKEN TO 97 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,101 DONALD TRUMP ON THE PHONE AND HAS HIS FULL SUPPORT. 98 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,172 THEY ARE EVEN PLANNING TO GET TOGETHER SOON. 99 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,907 OH-OH, LOOK OUT, MELANIA, SHE'S COMING FOR YOUR GUY. 100 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,108 [ LAUGHTER ] BY THE WAY, I KNOW SHE LIKES TO 101 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:16,315 SPREAD CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BUT HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN MARJORIE 102 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,449 TAYLOR GREENE AND JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS IN THE 103 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:23,188 SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 104 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,658 NO? BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. 105 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,794 [ LAUGHTER ] LAST WEEK THE MY PILLOW GUY, 106 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,798 MIKE LINDELL, WHO I'M LOVING MORE AND MORE EACH DAY, WAS 107 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,267 BANNED FROM TWITTER. AFTER HE WAS BANNED HIS ACCOUNT 108 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,470 WAS PULLED. HE DECIDED TO FIRE OFF TWEETS 109 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,206 FROM THE MY PILLOW COMPANY ACCOUNT WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED, 110 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,009 ONCE YOU'RE BANNED FROM TWITTER, YOU CAN'T JUST USE ANOTHER 111 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,611 ACCOUNT. NOW THE MY PILLOW ACCOUNT IS 112 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:46,745 BANNED TOO. IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL, MIKE COULD 113 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:51,417 BE GETTING THE BOOT FROM NEWSMAX, ONE OF THE OUTLETS THAT 114 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:56,288 SOLD THE BOGUS STORY THAT THE VOTING MACHINES WERE RIGGED. 115 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,957 NOW THEY'RE WORRIED THEY MIGHT GET SUED. 116 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:01,560 TONIGHT WHEN MIKE LINDELL WAS ON, TRYING TO REHASH THESE CRAZY 117 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,029 CLAIMS HE KEEPS MAKING THAT TRUMP ACTUALLY WON THE ELECTION 118 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:07,499 AND HE HAS EVIDENCE ABOUT THE MACHINES, THEY WANTED NONE OF 119 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,633 IT. >> MINE WAS TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE 120 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:14,039 WE HAVE ALL THE ELECTION PROBLEMS WITH THESE MACHINES, WE 121 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,375 HAVE 100% PROOF -- >> NEWSMAX ACCEPTS THE RESULTS 122 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:22,114 AS LEGALLY AND FINAL -- WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 123 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,450 CANCEL CULTURE, IF YOU WILL, WE DON'T WANT TO RELITIGATE THE -- 124 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:29,121 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> MIKE, WE UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU 125 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:32,724 ARE, SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS. DO YOU THINK THAT THIS SHOULD BE 126 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,594 TEMPORARY, BECAUSE IT APPEARS TO BE PERMANENT, COULD YOU MAKE AN 127 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,330 ARGUMENT THAT IT IS TEMPORARY? >> WHAT? 128 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:44,603 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 129 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,470 >> Jimmy: I KNOW HE USED TO SMOKE CRACK. 130 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,673 MAYBE NOW HE'S EATING IT? I DON'T KNOW. 131 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:50,876 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN NEWSMAX 132 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,811 IS LIKE "DIAL IT DOWN, BUDDY." AND THAT WASN'T EVEN THE 133 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,213 NUTTIEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW. THIS WAS. 134 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,950 >> WOULD YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT THIS COULD BE A TEMPORARY 135 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:03,422 BANNING RATHER THAN PERMANENT? >> NO, I WANTED IT TO BE 136 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,223 PERMANENT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 137 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:08,493 BECAUSE I'M REVIEWING ALL THE EVIDENCE ON FRIDAY OF ALL THE 138 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,697 ELECTION FRAUD OF THESE MACHINES, SO I'M SORRY IF YOU 139 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,165 THINK IT'S NOT -- >> OKAY, MIKE, CAN I ASK OUR 140 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:18,169 PRODUCERS, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE? 141 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,304 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP GOING OVER THIS. 142 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:24,042 >> ACTUALLY, MIKE -- >> WE'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY 143 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,110 ANY OF THOSE ALLEGATIONS THAT YOU ARE -- 144 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:29,114 >> EVERYBODY ■HOLDONA ECOND. MIKE, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 145 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:33,852 LET'S TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:34,586 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING IS 147 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:40,926 BOB WENT HOME. HAS ANYONE LOOKED INTO 148 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,795 CORRELATION BETWEEN MY PILLOW AND QANON? 149 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,529 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THOSE PILLOWS THAT MAKES PEOPLE GO 150 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,532 INSANE. I MEAN, YOUR HEAD'S ON IT FOR 151 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:50,202 EIGHT HOURS EVERY NIGHT, THE GUY WHO INVENTED THEM WAS ON CRACK. 152 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:54,139 WHO KNOWS? THEY MIGHT BE STUFFED WITH 153 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,073 MOTHBALLS AND THERMOMETER MERCURY. 154 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,609 [ LAUGHTER ] DONALD TRUMP'S NEW NEW LAWYERS 155 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,211 TODAY, RELEASED THEIR RESPONSE TO THE IMPEACHMENT CHARGES THEY 156 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:02,348 WILL DEFEND HIM AGAINST IN THE SENATE NEXT WEEK. 157 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:08,620 AND THIS IS GREAT. ON THE VERY FIRST PAGE, OF THEIR 158 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:13,959 FIRST LEGAL FILING, THEY WROTE, "TO THE HONORABLE MEMBERS OF THE 159 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,296 UNITES SENATE." THEY MISSPELLED "UNITED STATES." 160 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,430 AND WE'RE OFF! [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:23,769 THIS IS INCREDIBLE TOO. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVANKA AND 162 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,637 JARED MADE LAST YEAR? JARED AND IVANKA REPORTED A 163 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,906 COMBINED INCOME FOR 2020 OF BETWEEN $23 MILLION AND $121 164 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:34,245 MILLION. WHICH RAISES A NUMBER OF 165 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:37,115 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS LIKE, FOR WHAT? 166 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:43,789 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, WHAT IS BETWEEN 23 AND 121 167 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,724 MILLION, CAN WE NARROW THAT DOWN TO AN EIGHT-FIGURE WINDOW, 168 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,260 PLEASE? [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,662 AND THIS IS ACTUALLY DOWN FROM WHAT THEY MADE LAST YEAR. 170 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:51,996 LAST YEAR THEY MADE MORE. WE HAVE TWO DEPARTMENT STORE 171 00:08:52,066 --> 00:08:54,332 MANNEQUINS, WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES, MAKING 172 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,400 MORE THAN $250 MILLION OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS. 173 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,204 BUT WHERE'S HUNTER? [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:02,407 YOU KNOW TRUMP DOESN'T LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 175 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,075 YOU KNOW HE -- THE ONLY THING MORE EMBARRASSING 176 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,679 THAN LOSING THE ELECTION IS HAVING HIS SON-IN-LAW MAKE MORE 177 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:11,283 MONEY THAN HE DOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:12,417 THIS WAS THE OTHER FINANCIAL BOMBSHELL TODAY. 179 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:18,690 JEFF BEZOS ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS STEPPING DOWN AS CEO OF 180 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,891 AMAZON. HE WILL OFFICIALLY LEAVE AT SOME 181 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,694 POINT THIS SUMMER, OR BY THURSDAY, IF YOU ORDER USING 182 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,362 PRIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,831 THIS ANNOUNCEMENT SEEMS TO HAVE COME OUT OF THE BLUE, BUT IT 184 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:30,636 DIDN'T. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS. 185 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:34,572 TWO DAYS AGO, THE HEADLINE "TOYS "R" US CLOSED ITS LAST TWO U.S. 186 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:39,244 STORES." I GUESS JEFF SAW THAT AND SAID, 187 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:40,579 MY WORK HERE IS DONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:43,382 NOW HE WILL TRANSITION FROM BEING THE EXECUTIVE CHAIR -- OR 189 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,985 THE CEO TO THE EXECUTIVE CHAIR OF THE AMAZON BOARD. 190 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,855 WHICH WOULD GIVE HIM MORE TIME TO FOCUS ON HIS OTHER PROJECTS, 191 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,659 LIKE HIS BLUE ORIGIN SPACESHIP COMPANY, AND ACQUIRING ENOUGH 192 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,195 KRYPTONITE TO KILL SUPERMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:09:56,263 --> 00:10:00,732 DID YOU SEE THE ALTERCATION AT THE LAKERS -- DID YOU WATCH THE 194 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,268 LAKERS GAME LAST NIGHT? >> Guillermo: NO, JIMMY, I DID 195 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,602 NOT. >> Jimmy: THE LAKERS BEAT THE 196 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:08,140 HAWKS IN ATLANTA AND LeBRON GOT INTO IT WITH ONE OF THEIR FANS. 197 00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:14,145 >> WE'VE GOT A LOT OF JAWING GOING ON, FRONT ROW, LOOK AT 198 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,948 THAT. NOW SECURITY IS GETTING 199 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,483 INVOLVED. AND THE SECURITY IS ACTUALLY -- 200 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,752 I MEAN, THE REFEREES ARE ACTUALLY TELLING THE SECURITY, 201 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:32,096 THEY MAY WANT TO USHER SOMEBODY OUT OF THE BUILDING. 202 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:37,102 THIS LADY -- WOW. WELL, SHE'S POINTING LIKE THAT 203 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,570 ONE MEME WITH THE LADY AND THE CAT? 204 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:42,040 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THAT WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND WERE EJECTED 205 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,310 FROM THE GAME. TURNS OUT HER NAME IS JULIANNA 206 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,447 CARLOS. AFTER THE GAME, JULIANNA TOOK TO 207 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:51,183 SOCIAL MEDIA TO DEFEND HERSELF. >> I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, 208 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,919 DRINKING MY [ MUTED ], HAVING FUN. 209 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,521 ALL OF A SUDDEN, LeBRON SAYS SOMETHING TO MY HUSBAND. 210 00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:00,658 AND I SEE THIS AND I GO -- I STAND UP AND SAY, DON'T YOU 211 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,661 [ BLEEP ] TALK TO MY HUSBAND. HE LOOKED TO ME AND GOES, SHUT 212 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:07,666 THE [ BLEEP ] DOWN, BITCH. DON'T CALL ME A BITCH, YOU SHUT 213 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:12,738 THE [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ]. ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M GETTING 214 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,805 KICKED OUT. EXCUSE ME I, I HAVE COURTSIDE 215 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:17,008 SEATS THAT I PAID FOR, [ BLEEP ] YOU, LeBRON, [ BLEEP ], 216 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:21,747 [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], YOU'RE GOING TO LET A 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL 217 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,217 INTIMIDATE YOU DURING A GAME? BYE, BITCH. 218 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,952 >> Jimmy: WAIT, DID SHE SAY 25? [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,822 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D BEEN MAKING THOSE DOLLS FOR 25 YEARS. 220 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,690 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THE GAME, LeBRON TWEETS 221 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:39,431 THIS. "COURT SIDE KAREN WAS MAD, MAD." 222 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:42,100 AND THAT WAS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:45,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I LIKE COURTSIDE KAREN. 224 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:49,841 LIKE BARBIES, ONE FOR EVERY OCCASION. 225 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:55,780 DOG WALKER KAREN, MALIBU KAREN. SUNDAY, YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IS 226 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:56,715 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. THE CDC ISSUED THEIR 227 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,518 RECOMMENDATION FOR HAVING SUPER BOWL PARTIES. 228 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,452 THEY RECOMMEND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THEM. 229 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:06,190 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IN L.A. COUNTY, SAME THING, 230 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,392 THEY'RE WARNING SUPER BOWL PARTIES COULD BE SUPERSPREADER 231 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,994 EVENTS THAT KICK START THE VIRUS AGAIN, LIKE CHRISTMAS AND 232 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,463 THANKSGIVING DID. YOU KNOW, IF YOU STAY HOME, 233 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,198 YOU'RE ALMOST GUARANTEED TO WIN YOUR SUPER BOWL SQUARES POOL. 234 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,199 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S EXPECTED TO BE A CLOSE 235 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,268 GAME. KANSAS CITY IS A 3.5 POINT 236 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:22,874 FAVORITE. TAMPA BAY HAS TOM BRADY, AND 237 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,079 THERE WILL BE MANY PICKS MADE, SOME BY HUMANS, SOME BY ANIMALS. 238 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:29,414 THIS IS SOMETHING WE LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY YEAR. 239 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:33,618 WE FOUND A PAIR OF DOGS IN EUGENE, OREGON, TWO PUGS NAMED 240 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:37,689 ILLA AND PETUNIA. NOT ONLY HAVE ELLA AND PETUNIA 241 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:42,827 CORRECTLY PICKED THE WINNER OF THE SUPER BOWL FIVE YEARS IN A 242 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,029 ROW. THEY ALSO PREDICTED THAT THE 243 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,897 DODGERS WOULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES, THE NBA FINALS, AND MOST 244 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,232 RECENTLY, THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. 245 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:51,903 SO ONCE AGAIN WE REACHED OUT TO THEIR OWNERS, LEON AND PAT, WHO 246 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:52,904 AGREED TO LET THEIR PROGNOSTICATING PUGS MAKE A 247 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:53,971 PICK. AND NOW, ALL THE WAY FROM 248 00:12:54,041 --> 00:13:01,446 EUGENE, OREGON, PLEASE WELCOME ELLA AND PETUNIA! 249 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:04,182 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, ELLA AND PETUNIA, THANKS FOR 250 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,984 JOINING US AGAIN. IT'S JIMMY. 251 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,321 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET YOUR PICK FOR THE SUPER BOWL. 252 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:13,125 GUYS? WE'RE ALL VERY INTERESTED. 253 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:17,128 YOU'VE HAD SO MUCH SUCCESS WITH THE PICKS IN THE PAST. 254 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,531 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW? 255 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:25,203 DO YOU HAVE A -- ALL RIGHT. WELL. 256 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,071 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 257 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,539 I THINK WE'LL FOCUS ON THE OVER/UNDER. 258 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,742 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 259 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,077 KATHRYN HAHN IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 260 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,079 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM RHYE. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MATTHEW 261 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:38,950 McCONAUGHEY! >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO 262 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,960 THE SHOW. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MARVEL 263 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:54,165 SERIES "WANDAVISION" ON DISNEY PLUS, KATHRYN HAHN IS WITH US. 264 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,366 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SHE IS GREAT. 265 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,503 LATER, THIS IS HIS ALBUM. IT'S CALLED "HOME." 266 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:03,374 MUSIC FROM RHYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 267 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,844 TOMORROW NIGHT, MAGIC JOHNSON AND JENNY SLATE WILL JOIN US, 268 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,911 WITH MUSIC FROM ASHNEEKO. PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. 269 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,047 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OUR FIRST GUEST HAS AN OSCAR, A 270 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:14,920 GOLDEN GLOBE, A BOOK ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST, 271 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,255 AND THIS WEEKEND HIS FIRST-EVER SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL FOR 272 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,323 DORITOS. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE UNO AND 273 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:25,663 ONLY, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 274 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,465 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, KIMMIE. HOW YOU DOING, SIR? 275 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:31,202 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? I GET THE HAT ALREADY, GREEN 276 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:35,006 LIGHTS JUST LIKE YOUR BOOK. >> GREEN LIGHTS, AND A COVID 277 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,344 CUT, WHO KNOWS HOW LONG BEFORE COVID'S GONE, HOPE I'M NOT 278 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,814 TRIPPING OVER IT BEFORE IT IS. >> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 279 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,150 YOU HAD A HAIRCUT? >> ABOUT 12 MONTHS AGO. 280 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,351 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY? 281 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,619 MY HAIR WOULD BE DOWN TO MY KNEES IF I HADN'T HAD A HAIRCUT 282 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,422 FOR 12 MONTHS. >> I'M WORKING ON IT. 283 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,624 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MONTHS, YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW RIGHT WHEN 284 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:56,694 YOUR BOOK CAME OUT. THE BOOK WENT RIGHT TO NUMBER 285 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,629 ONE. IT DEBUTED NUMBER ONE IN THE 286 00:14:58,699 --> 00:14:59,898 "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST. 287 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:03,969 14 WEEKS AGO, IT'S STILL -- IT'S NOW NUMBER TWO ON "THE NEW YORK 288 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,704 TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 289 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,306 >> THANKFULLY. RIGHT BEHIND OBAMA. 290 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,842 TRYING TO CATCH OBAMA, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD SPOT TO BE. 291 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:14,379 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE BEHIND OBAMA. THAT'S NOT FAIR, REALLY, BECAUSE 292 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,450 OBAMA NEVER WOKE UP AFTER DOING PEYOTE IN A CAGE WITH A MOUNTAIN 293 00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:19,718 LION, AND YOU DID. [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:24,790 >> I DIDN'T READ -- I READ THAT HE -- I DIDN'T READ ANY STORY IN 295 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:28,526 HIS BOOK ABOUT MAKING UP IN THAT MOUNTAIN LION CAGE. 296 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,527 >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE'S SAVING FOR PART TWO. 297 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,663 ARE YOU WORKING ON A PART TWO? >> SOMEWHAT, YEAH. 298 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:36,668 YOU KNOW, BEING ON THE TOUR NOW, TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK FOR 14 299 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:44,275 WEEKS, SOME OF THE IDEAS THAT I PRESENTED IN "GREEN LIGHTS" ARE 300 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:51,216 NOT CRYSTALLIZING. I DON'T WANT TO RECOOK THE 301 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,751 SOUFFLE WITH A "GREEN LIGHTS PART 2" BUT I HAVE AN IDEA FOR 302 00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,151 THE NEXT ONE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE 303 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,221 BOOK. I SHOULD PROBABLY PITCH THIS TO 304 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,156 YOU PRIVATELY, BUT I'M GOING TO PITCH IT NOW. 305 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,292 >> LET'S HEAR IT. >> Jimmy: THE NEXT BOOK, I WRITE 306 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,493 A CHAPTER AS YOU. >> YES. 307 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,162 >> Jimmy: BUT WE DON'T TELL ANYBODY, AND WE SWEAR NEVER TO 308 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:08,166 TELL ANYONE WHICH ONE IT IS. BUT I'LL WRITE SOME STORY LIKE, 309 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:13,438 THE TIME I CIRCUMCISED WILLIE NELSON ON THE TOP A MOUNTAIN OR 310 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,639 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,174 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND LEAVE IT TO THE 312 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,911 READERS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS THE FAKE ITEM IN THE BOOK. 313 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,780 >> THEN ON THAT SUBJECT, I'LL COME ON YOUR SHOW, BUT I'LL 314 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,249 INTERVIEW YOU ABOUT THAT CHAP PER. 315 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:29,520 >> Jimmy: PERFECT. >> REAL WONDERING WHO'S COMING 316 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,324 AND GOING. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS A LOT. 317 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,192 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S MY OWN IDEA BUT I LIKE IT. 318 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,595 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DOING A LOT OF INTERVIEWS ABOUT THE BOOK AND 319 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,930 LEARNING FROM THEM. I WONDER WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM 320 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,599 THIS PARTICULAR TELEVISION APPEARANCE AND PROMOTION, ROLL 321 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:47,071 THE TAPE. >> LOOK AT WHO McINTYRE CAN 322 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,007 CELEBRATE TONIGHT. JOINING US LIVE IN THE WWE 323 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,276 THUNDER DOME, TAKE A LOOK THERE, THAT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS 324 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,613 IN HOLLYWOOD, A HUGE WWE FAN. >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 325 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,348 >> MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY WITH HIS TWO SONS. 326 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,952 >> MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, A HUGE FAN OF DREW McINTYRE. 327 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:06,157 I'M SURE HE WAS A LITTLE UPSET McINTYRE LOST THE WWE 328 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,892 CHAMPIONSHIP. >> HA HA, YES. 329 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,961 >> Jimmy: I BET THE BOYS LIKED THAT, HUH? 330 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,963 >> OH, THEY DID. I'VE TAKEN THEM TO SEE SOME LIVE 331 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,900 SHOWS HERE IN AUSTIN. AND IT'S A GAS, MAN. 332 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,502 THE SHOWS ARE FUN. IT'S WONDERFULLY CORNY. 333 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,306 THAT GROUP, EVERYONE THAT RUNS WWE, THEY ARE SO DOGGONE 334 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:26,243 FRIENDLY AND FAMILY ORIENTED. THEY TREATED US WONDERFULLY. 335 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,380 I'VE BEEN A WRESTLING FAN SINCE I WAS 8. 336 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,384 >> Jimmy: WHO'S YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE WRESTLER? 337 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:37,655 >> HACKSAW JIM DUGGIN, COME OUT WITH THE TWO BY FOUR, BABY. 338 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:42,527 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A WRESTLING 339 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:47,532 NAME, HACKSAW DREW DUGGIN. WHAT'S DREW McINTYRE? 340 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,935 SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK OR SOMETHING. 341 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:55,940 HE NEEDS A NEW NAME. I KNOW YOU -- YOU'RE CO-OWNER OF 342 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:59,411 A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER TEAM IN AUSTIN, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE 343 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,811 TEAM? >> AUSTIN FC. 344 00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:02,347 >> Jimmy: AUSTIN FC. [ LAUGHTER ] 345 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:07,285 WE HAVE LAFC OUT HERE. >> YEAH, WE ARE THE FIGHTING 346 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,886 VERDES, SIR. >> Jimmy: THE FIGHTING VERDES. 347 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:12,891 >> COMING TO AUSTIN, THE INTERNATIONAL GAME OF SOCCER IS 348 00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:15,093 COMING TO AUSTIN. NOW WE'RE HAVING FUN DOING THIS. 349 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,494 HOW ARE WE GOING TO BRING AUSTIN TO SOCCER? 350 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:20,365 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A FUNNY THING, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, 351 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,766 EVERYONE'S KID PLAYS SOCCER, REALLY. 352 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:26,904 YOU WATCH THE GAME, AND FOR SOME REASON, IT'S NEVER -- YOU NEVER 353 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:31,576 REACH THAT KIND OF POPULARITY VIEWING-WISE AS FOOTBALL OR EVEN 354 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,447 BASEBALL OR BASKETBALL HERE. >> YEAH, I THINK IT WILL, 355 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,783 THOUGH. LOOK, WE'VE GOT -- WORLD CUP'S 356 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,651 COMING. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. 357 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,386 >> TO AMERICA. WE'RE GOING TO BE HOSTING. 358 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,256 THE WORLD GAME IS GOING TO BE ON OUR FRONT PORCH IN 2026. 359 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,592 THAT'S GOING TO BE HUGE. UNTIL THEN, I MEAN, LOOK. 360 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:51,729 WE'VE JUST GOT TO BE PUTTING A BETTER PRODUCT ON THE PITCH. 361 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:55,600 MLS SOCCER HAS GOT TO BE A LITTLE BETTER PRODUCT SO YOU'RE 362 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,602 GOING TO GET MORE VIEWERSHIP. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO 363 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,737 GET PAST FOOTBALL ACTION BASKETBALL. 364 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,341 BUT IT'S HOVERING RIGHT AROUND JUST OUTSIDE OF HOCKEY AND 365 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,142 BASEBALL. IT'S ON ITS WAY UP. 366 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:08,212 YOUTH SOCCER, YOU SEE IT ALL OVER THE PLACE, KIDS ARE PLAYING 367 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,683 SOCCER MORE THAN ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: ARE THE KIDS EXCITED 368 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,819 ABOUT YOU BEING PART OWNER ABOUT A SOCCER TEAM? 369 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,155 >> HELL, YEAH. THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT 370 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:21,826 THEIR DAD HAS AN OWNER'S SUITE. THEY WANT TO BE ON THE PITCH, 371 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,229 THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT NICE SEATS UP TOP, THEY WANT TO BE ON THE 372 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,497 FIELD. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF ON THE 373 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:28,699 FIELD, YOU'VE GOT THE SUPER BOWL, THE DORITOS COMMERCIAL 374 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,903 WHICH WE'RE GOING TO SHOW -- >> COSTARRING, SIR. 375 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,639 >> Jimmy: FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE A PART OF THAT WITH YOU. 376 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,976 WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? EVERYBODY GIVES PICKS AND THE 377 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,379 PICKS DON'T MEAN MUCH. WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE SUPER 378 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,314 BOWL? YOU'VE GOT CHIEFS AND BUCCANEERS 379 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,650 IN IT. >> THE INCREDIBLE SUBPLOT STORY 380 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,853 THAT'S GOING ON IN FRONT OF OUR EYES THAT HAS ALREADY BECOME 381 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,790 MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN MOST EVERYONE EVEN IMAGINED IS TOM 382 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:57,462 BRADY LEADING THE BUCCANEERS TO A SUPER BOWL WIN. 383 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,197 >> Jimmy: IT'S CRAZY. >> JUST GETTING THEM TO THE 384 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:04,001 PLAYOFFS, THAT WAS ONE. HIS OLD TEAM DOESN'T MAKE IT. 385 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,805 WINNING THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP. DO WHAT? 386 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,939 THAT'S ENOUGH. HE'S NOT GOING TO DO THAT -- HE 387 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:11,076 DID THAT. NOW HE'S IN THE SUPER BOWL, 388 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:11,809 WHAT? EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS ALL THE 389 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,146 WAY. 43 YEARS YOUNG. 390 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,447 DO WE BELIEVE IT? IS HE GOING TO PROVE TO US THAT 391 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:21,285 YOU SHOULD BELIEVE IN HOW INCREDIBLE AND AWESOME SOMEONE 392 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,487 ACTUALLY CAN BE AT SOMETHING FOR HOW LONG? 393 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,422 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW TOM BRADY AT ALL, HAVE YOU MET HIM? 394 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:28,559 >> I MET HIM. I DID AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM IN 395 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,894 "INTERVIEW" MAGAZINE ABOUT NINE YEARS AGO, 2012. 396 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,630 I REMEMBER A FEW THINGS HE SAID THAT WERE VERY COOL. 397 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:33,965 I SAID, TOM BRADY, WHO IS TOM BRADY? 398 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,835 WHAT DOES TOM BRADY DO ON THE FIELD WHEN TOM BRADY IS HIS BEST 399 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,504 AS A QUARTERBACK? HE IMMEDIATELY SAID, 400 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,838 ANTICIPATION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 401 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,842 HE GOES, WHEN THE BALL'S SNAPPED IN MY HAND, BEFORE I'VE EVEN 402 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,845 TAKEN A STEP BACK INTO THE POCKET, I ALREADY KNOW IF IT'S A 403 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,515 COMPLETED PASS, IF IT'S A FIRST DOWN, WHAT THE NEXT PLAY'S GOING 404 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,917 TO BE. IT'S ANTICIPATION. 405 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,385 THE GAME MOVES SO SLOW, I SEE WHERE IT'S GOING. 406 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,254 I SAID, TOM BRADY AT HIS WORST, WHAT DOES TOM BRADY DO AT HIS 407 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,258 WORST? HE GOES, WE'RE UP 28-3, I GOT A 408 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,527 DOWN-AND-OUT PATTERN IN THE THIRD QUARTER, AND RIGHT BEFORE 409 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,262 I RELEASE IT, I HESITATE IN MY MIND AND SAY, OH, IF YOU MISS 410 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,466 IT, MISS IT TO THE OUTSIDE SO IT CAN BE INCOMPLETE. 411 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,401 THAT'S WHEN I THROW AN INTERCEPTION. 412 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,736 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. 413 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,738 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THAT ABILITY THAT THINGS SLOW DOWN WHEN I 414 00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:17,742 EAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,945 LIKE WHEN I SEE THE VARIOUS COURSES COME IN. 416 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,481 APPETIZERS COME AND I KNOW, YOU KNOW -- I POSITION MYSELF NEAR 417 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,082 THE DRESSING. >> YEAH, YEAH. 418 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:29,954 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS WHAT I'M 419 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:32,690 SAYING IS I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH TOM BRADY. 420 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,426 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT, YOU 421 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,562 AND TOM. >> Jimmy: MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS 422 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,430 WITH US. HE'S GOT A DORITOS COMMERCIAL 423 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:43,367 COMING UP, I AM IN IT WITH HIM. WE'LL SHOW THAT WHEN WE COME 424 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,170 BACK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 425 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,646 KATHRYN HAHN AND MUSIC FROM RHYE COMING UP. 426 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,047 WE ARE HERE WITH OUR OLD PAL MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. 427 00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:01,586 YOU STARTED YOUR CAREER, YOUR PROFESSIONAL CAREER, IN 428 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,387 ADVERTISING, CORRECT? >> YES. 429 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,189 >> Jimmy: YES. >> I DID, ACTUALLY, JIMMY. 430 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:10,728 I WAS ADVERTISING AND SELLING TUXEDOS FOR AL'S FORMALWEAR, 431 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,730 SIR. >> Jimmy: AL'S FORMALWEAR. 432 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:17,468 I FEEL EVERY TOWN HAS AN AL'S FORMALWEAR, RIGHT? 433 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:22,073 >> RIGHT NEXT TO THE OLAN MILLS PHOTOGRAPHY SHOP. 434 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,941 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT ON, YEAH. 435 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,745 THAT'S LIKE -- YEAH. AND JUST ACROSS FROM THE MALL 436 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,549 THAT HAS THE CHESS KING. >> AND SPENCER'S. 437 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,550 >> Jimmy: AND SPENCER GIFTS, THAT'S RIGHT. 438 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,418 >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 439 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,954 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO FOR AL'S? 440 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:41,358 >> WELL, I POSED IN A BEAUTIFUL TUXEDO. 441 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,828 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> VERY NOISE AND COIFED. 442 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:50,768 LOOKED OVER THE CAMERA, AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW THE CAMERA WAS ON 443 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:54,505 ME, AS OLAN WOULD NOT LET YOU DO. 444 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:58,976 HAD MY HAND OVER THE CUMMERBUND, LOOKING ACROSS THE HORIZON, I 445 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,313 GUESS LOOKING LIKE, YOU GOT A PROM COMING UP OR GO TO THE 446 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:06,384 BALL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL AL'S AND WEAR THIS TUX. 447 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,185 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TUXES WE 448 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:10,254 SOLD. I DO KNOW, UNLIKE TODAY, IF I DO 449 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:14,258 ONE OF THOSE ADS, I USUALLY SAY, HEY, I'M TAKING THE TUX HOME. 450 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,661 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> AL DIDN'T LET ME TAKE THAT 451 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,397 TUX HOME, I HAD TO TAKE THAT TUX OFF, HAND IT BACK, I NEVER HAD A 452 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,867 TUX. >> Jimmy: I WONDER WHO THE NEXT 453 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,736 GUY TO WEAR MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY'S TUXEDO WAS, 454 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,005 PROBABLY SOME 17-YEAR-OLD WHO LOST HIS VIRGINITY IN IT LATER. 455 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:31,676 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN DID YOU CONTINUE MODELING? 456 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,545 WAS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU DID MUCH OF? 457 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:39,617 >> YOU KNOW, I -- RIGHT AFTER THAT, AFTER AL'S, MY MODELING 458 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,219 CAREER KIND OF TOOK OFF. >> Jimmy: OH. 459 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,955 >> IT WAS A HAND MODELING CAREER, ACTUALLY. 460 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:47,425 >> Jimmy: FOR REAL? >> I HAD AN AGENT -- YES. 461 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,160 >> Jimmy: YOU DO HAVE NICE HANDS. 462 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,162 WHY DO YOU HAVE NICE HANDS? THAT'S RIDICULOUS, THAT'S 463 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,229 ENOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,565 >> WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH THAT, RIGHT? 465 00:23:54,567 --> 00:24:02,239 I GET THIS AGENT, DAWN ADAMS IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. 466 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,508 TALKING ABOUT GETTING ACTING JOBS, MODELING JOBS. 467 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,578 SHE GOES, YOU HAVE NICE HANDS. I GO, THANK YOU. 468 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,715 SHE GOES, QUIT BITING YOUR NAILS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET 469 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:16,854 YOU A NICE HAND MODELING JOB. I QUIT BITING MY NAILS THAT DAY, 470 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,789 1989. THE VANITY AND COMMERCE 471 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:22,126 POSSIBILITIES OF MY HAND WITH UNCHEWED NAILS EXCITED ME YISHT 472 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:27,264 I'VE GOTTEN TWO HAND MODELING JOBS AND GOTTEN PAID JUST OVER 473 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,201 $300 FOR BOTH OF THEM IN THE LAST 29 YEARS. 474 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:30,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NICE. 475 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:34,672 WELL. YEAH. 476 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,073 YOU COULD BE THE ALLSTATE GUY, YOU KNOW? 477 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,208 THIS COULD BE ANOTHER THING FOR YOU. 478 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,410 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, BUT THIS SUPER BOWL 479 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,412 COMMERCIAL THAT WE DID IS NOT THE FIRST COMMERCIAL WE'VE DONE 480 00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:54,625 TOGETHER. >> V-U-L-C-A-N. 481 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:55,693 >> WHAT IS IT? >> VULCAN. 482 00:24:55,761 --> 00:25:00,297 >> COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, COME SEE US, VULCAN VIDEO. 483 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,632 IF YOU DO NOT, YOU'RE OUT OF YORE VULCAN MIND. 484 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:05,903 >> IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL DIE. >> MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. 485 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,374 >> THAT'S A DIFFERENT MOVIE. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 486 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,775 I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVE. VULCAN VIDEO. 487 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,978 >> VULCAN VIDEO! ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE ILL 488 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,580 ILLOGICAL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 489 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:20,851 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY -- 490 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,454 VULCAN BOUGHT TWO 60-SECOND SPOTS IN THE SUPER BOWL THAT 491 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,455 YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,324 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND AS A RESULT, I THINK THEY 493 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:32,263 JUST WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. SADLY, THEY DID JUST GO OUT OF 494 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:33,731 BUSINESS. BUT THAT WAS FUN. 495 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:38,735 THIS WILL BE OUR SECOND SUPER BOWL -- OR SECOND COMMERCIAL 496 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:39,871 TOGETHER. I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN THE BACK 497 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,740 SEAT OF THOSE LINCOLN COMMERCIALS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 498 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,542 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE STILL 499 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,944 DOING THOSE. I FEEL IF YOU KEPT CUTTING TO ME 500 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,879 IN THE BACK, I COULD ADD SOME STUFF TO IT. 501 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,216 >> YOU'RE BACK THERE WRITING THAT NEXT CHAPTER WE'RE GOING TO 502 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:56,420 PLUG IN MY BOOK, THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET ON YOUR SHOW, I'M 503 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:58,489 GOING TO INTERVIEW YOU ON THAT, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE IN THE 504 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,958 DRIVER'S SEAT LOOKING IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR, I'M IN THE 505 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,293 BACK SEAT, YOU'RE IN THE BACK SEAT -- I LIKE IT. 506 00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:06,030 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 507 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:06,763 I KNOW YOU DON'T, BUT I THINK OF US AS A TEAM. 508 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,366 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 509 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,637 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK 510 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:17,307 AT OUR LATEST COLLABORATION. YOU WILL SEE THIS ON SUPER BOWL 511 00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:18,909 SUNDAY, AND YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO SEE IT NOW. 512 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:23,714 THIS IS A DORITOS 3D CRUNCH SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL. 513 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:30,655 >> LATELY, I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING QUITE LIKE MYSELF. 514 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:35,526 LIFE USED TO FEEL -- FULLER. >> MATTHEW? 515 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,396 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK FREE >> MATTHEW? 516 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:40,197 >> SOME DAYS ARE HARDER THAN OTHERS. 517 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:44,268 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK FREE >> NO, NO, NO! 518 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:51,475 >> IT'S LIKE I USED TO BE ON SOLID GROUND. 519 00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:52,476 >> PLEASE WELCOME MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY! 520 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:56,080 DID YOU DRIVE HERE? OR DID YOU TRAVEL BY FAX? 521 00:26:56,148 --> 00:27:01,952 ♪ I WANT TO BREAK FREE >> THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO 522 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:05,823 GET BACK. ♪ I WANT TO BREAK FREE 523 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:09,960 ♪ THIS TIME I KNOW IT'S FOR REAL ♪ 524 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:19,770 ♪ I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE GOD KNOWS GOD KNOWS I WANT ♪ 525 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,173 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DORITOS, NOW IN 3D. 526 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:26,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MATTHEW, WELL DONE. 527 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,979 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME A PART 528 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,649 OF YOUR LIFE. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 529 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:34,451 WE'LL BE BACK. >> JUST KEEP DOING IT, JIMMY, 530 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,253 APPRECIATE IT. SEE YOU NEXT TIME, SIR. 531 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,521 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH KATHRYN HAHN. 532 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:43,561 THANKS, MATTHEW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 533 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,534 ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 534 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:53,537 SHOW. MUSIC FROM RHYE IS ON THE WAY. 535 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:57,808 OUR NEXT GUEST PLAYS A WACKY, NOSY, AND POSSIBLY EVEN 536 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,543 SUPERNATURAL TV NEIGHBOR ON THE WEIRDEST SHOW ON TV, MARVEL'S 537 00:27:59,612 --> 00:28:01,012 "WANDAVISION," NEW EPISODES COME OUT FRIDAYS ON DISNEY PLUS. 538 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:06,550 PLEASE WELCOME KATHRYN HAHN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 539 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:11,488 HI, KATHRYN. HOW ARE YOU? 540 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:15,158 >> I'M SO OKAY, HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD. 541 00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:16,360 DO YOU KNOW MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY AT ALL? 542 00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:26,636 >> I DID MY FIRST MOVIE WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, "HOW TO 543 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:27,772 LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS." THAT WAS MY FIRST FILM. 544 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, KATE 545 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,108 HUDSON. DID YOU HANG OUT OR ONE OF THOSE 546 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,844 DEALS WHERE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A TON OF INTERACTION? 547 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,046 >> NO, I DID HANG OUT. I REMEMBER BEING SO BLOWN AWAY. 548 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,250 IT WAS THE FIRST STAR-STAR THAT I WAS EVER AROUND. 549 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:43,921 AND I REMEMBER WE WENT -- THERE WAS SOME LIKE -- ALL OF US HUNG 550 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,123 OUT BY SOME LAKE, IT WAS SO GORGEOUS. 551 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:50,861 WE SHOT IT IN TORONTO. AND I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, WE HAD 552 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,196 PASTA, IT WAS LIKE EVERYBODY HANGING OUT. 553 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:56,400 THESE PEOPLE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL. I'D NEVER SEEN REAL-LIFE PEOPLE 554 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:57,200 THAT BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW, IN REAL LIFE BEFORE. 555 00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:01,005 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE A HUMAN. 556 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,941 I REMEMBER WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO CHANGE INTO OUR BATHING 557 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:07,745 SUITS. AND I CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND KATE 558 00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:12,549 WAS LIKE, YOU NEED TO CHANGE INTO YOUR BATHING SUIT NOW. 559 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:16,887 AND I GO, OH, THIS IS MY BATHING SUIT. 560 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,357 SHE'D NEVER SEEN A TANKINI BEFORE, I GUESS. 561 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:23,560 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT, EXACTLY? DESCRIBE THE TANKINI. 562 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:28,232 >> OKAY, I LOVE A TANKINI. IT'S A BIKINI, BUT JUST WITH A 563 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:32,503 LITTLE BIT MORE COVERAGE. BASICALLY YOU HAVE A STRIP OF 564 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:35,372 SKIN BETWEEN THE TOP AND THE BOTTOM. 565 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:40,911 AND THERE ARE A LOT OF STRING BIKINIS, I GUESS, AROUND THAT 566 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:46,517 PARTICULAR PARTY, AND I HAD A VERY SENSIBLE LAND'S END, 567 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,919 PROBABLY, TANKINI. [ LAUGHTER ] 568 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,587 WHICH I LOVED. I'M FROM THE MIDWEST, GUYS, WHAT 569 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,722 ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 570 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:56,794 WAS MATTHEW WEARING A STRING BIKINI AT THIS PARTY? 571 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:59,730 >> WHAT IF HE WAS WEARING A TANKINI? 572 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:00,931 [ LAUGHTER ] I ALSO REMEMBER BEING VERY PROUD 573 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:08,005 OF THE FACT THAT I WAS IN A PART, IN THE OEUVRE OF MATTHEW 574 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:10,407 McCONAUGHEY, WHICH IS SO BRILLIANT. 575 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,543 BEING SO GRATEFUL TO BE A PART OF HIS MOVIES. 576 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:17,081 FEW MOVIES IN WHICH HE ALWAYS SEEMED TO BE, IN MY MIND OR MY 577 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:22,019 MEMORY, EATING SHELLFISH WITH HIS FINGERS WITH A PLASTIC BIB 578 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,287 ON SO SEXILY. [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,489 SEE WHAT I MEAN? ALWAYS KIND OF LIKE -- 580 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:30,093 [ LAUGHTER ] PLASTIC BIB ON, BREAKING OVER 581 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:31,362 SHELLFISH. >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T BITE HIS 582 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:35,298 NAILS BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL, SO THAT'S HOW HE 583 00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:38,435 KEEPS HIS FINGERTIPS MOIST. [ LAUGHTER ] 584 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,371 >> HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, FORGET IT. >> Jimmy: KATHRYN, WHAT CAN YOU 585 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,774 TELL US, WHAT ARE YOU LEGALLY ALLOWED TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR 586 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,845 WARK ON "WANDAVISION"? GO AHEAD. 587 00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:49,980 >> I CAN TELL YOU THAT SHE'S A NOSEY NEIGHBOR. 588 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:53,250 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? >> THAT'S ALL -- I CAN SAY THAT 589 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:57,321 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. >> Jimmy: IS SHE -- IS AGNES, 590 00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:03,861 YOUR CHARACTER, THE VILLAIN OR SOMETIME VILLAIN, SOMETIMES NOT 591 00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:05,463 VILLAIN, AGATHA HARKNESS IN DISGUISE? 592 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:09,733 WE HAVE THE CLUE THAT PEOPLE KEEP POINTING TO, THAT YOU BOTH 593 00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:13,871 HAVE THAT -- IT'S NOT IDENTICAL BY ANY MEANS BUT YOU BOTH DO 594 00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:16,607 HAVE AN OVAL-SHAPED PIECE OF JEWELRY AT YOUR NECK. 595 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:21,945 >> OH. [ LAUGHTER ] 596 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,615 >> Jimmy: DID YOU JUST -- ARE YOU REJOINING US? 597 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:28,152 DID YOU JUST RUN TO THE KITCHEN? >> EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY, I WAS 598 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,956 HAVING A SIP OF MY PIMM'S CUP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 599 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:35,626 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE'S THEORYS? 600 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,161 DO YOU GO ONLINE AND READ WHAT THEY THINK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR 601 00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:43,634 CHARACTER IN THE SHOW? >> NOT OFTEN, BECAUSE I DO NOT 602 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:47,438 REALLY HAVE ACCESS -- I ONLY YESTERDAY BOUGHT MY FIRST -- 603 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,643 THIS IS THE TRUTH, YESTERDAY I GOT MY FIRST COMPUTER, EVER. 604 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:53,377 >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> AND I DON'T HAVE ANY SOCIAL 605 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:55,245 MEDIA. YOU'RE LOOKING AT SOMEBODY 606 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,580 REALLY OFF THE GRID. [ LAUGHTER ] 607 00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:59,516 >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL, BY YOUR CABIN. 608 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:03,653 YEAH, YEAH. WHAT? 609 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:05,722 AND THAT HOMEMADE SUN TEA YOU'RE DRINKING. 610 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:12,329 HOLD ON A SECOND. >> LOWI LOVE A SUN TEA. 611 00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:15,132 >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER, EVER HAD A COMPUTER BEFORE? 612 00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:18,001 >> I DID, MY HUSBAND GAVE ME HIS OLD ONE ONCE, THEN I WAS LIKE, I 613 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:23,940 DON'T KNOW, WHY DO I NEED IT? I LOVE A HARD COPY. 614 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,411 I NEED MY HIGHLIGHTER, I WANT A PENCIL. 615 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:31,415 I JUST -- IF YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR PHONE, I ALWAYS FIGURED -- BUT I 616 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,351 HAVE BASICALLY A COMPUTER INTERVENTION, WHERE MY KIDS AND 617 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,621 MY HUSBAND WERE LIKE, MOM. KATHRYN. 618 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,291 YOU NEED TO GET A COMPUTER. YOU CANNOT BE BOTHERING US WITH 619 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,894 THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE. YOU HAVE TO. 620 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,297 >> Jimmy: YES. >> SO I HAD TO -- THIS IS ALL 621 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:49,099 BRAND-NEW TO ME BECAUSE I'D BEEN DOING IT ON AN iPAD. 622 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:53,037 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, WELCOME TO 623 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:54,904 THE 21st CENTURY. [ LAUGHTER ] 624 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:57,508 SECONDLY -- >> I DON'T LIKE IT. 625 00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:58,709 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW MY WIFE, MOLLY. 626 00:32:58,711 --> 00:33:01,845 MY WIFE MOLLY AND I HAD AN ARGUMENT, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'D 627 00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,848 CALL IT AN ARGUMENT, WE HAD A HEATED DISCUSSION THE OTHER DAY 628 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:09,186 ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IN AN EMERGENCY SITUATION, SHE CLAIMS 629 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:13,524 SHE COULD LIFT MY AND UP CARRY ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE A 630 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,994 FIREMAN. AND I DON'T BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE 631 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,729 I AM 70-SOMETHING POUNDS HEAVIER THAN SHE IS. 632 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:22,399 SO WHAT I WAS WONDERING, AND WE ASKED YOU IF YOU THOUGHT YOU 633 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:27,338 MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THIS A TRY. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LIFT YOUR 634 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:28,872 HUSBAND, ETHAN? >> I THINK I COULD. 635 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,675 I MEAN, I THINK I COULD GIVE IT A TRY, LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 636 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:37,281 >> Jimmy: IS ETHAN NEARBY? IS HE UNDER THE BED? 637 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,550 >> SANDLER! I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 638 00:33:39,552 --> 00:33:41,085 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, THIS WOULD BE GREAT. 639 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:45,089 NOW I WANT TO SAY, THIS IS NOT -- AND ETHAN, YOU KNOW, HE 640 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:45,623 LOOKS STRONG. I WAS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF HIM 641 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,692 TODAY. >> OH! 642 00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:49,960 YOU WERE? >> Jimmy: I WAS. 643 00:33:49,962 --> 00:33:54,097 HEY, ETHAN, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 644 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,232 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF THIS. 645 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:58,168 THIS IS NOT JUST LIFT HIM LIKE ONE INCH OFF THE GROUND. 646 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:02,572 I'D LIKE TO -- I JUST NEED TO SEE THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET IN 647 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,108 ORDER FOR THIS TO COUNT, OKAY? >> OKAY. 648 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:08,045 YOU GUYS WILL SEE NOW THAT I AM REALLY JUST DEFINITELY WEARING 649 00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:11,048 JEANS AND NO SHOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:15,386 >> Jimmy: OKAY, RIGHT. WE KNOW YOUR SECRETS. 651 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:18,455 >> THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG DEAL? 652 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:22,125 >> NO, WE MIGHT LET A FART OUT, WE APOLOGIZE. 653 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:26,062 >> ETHAN, YOU CAN'T HELP EITHER. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN THE KIDS ARE 654 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:27,398 ASLEEP IN THE CAR, YOU HAVE TO CARRY THEM UP? 655 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,131 IT HAS TO BE LIKE THAT. >> OKAY. 656 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:35,538 READY? >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO. 657 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:40,477 >> GOT IT! AAHH! 658 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:43,614 >> Jimmy: WELL. WE DO SEE THE BOTTOMS OF HIS 659 00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:45,416 FEET. >> WAIT, HOLD ON! 660 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,950 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 661 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:49,620 >> READY? ONE MORE TRY. 662 00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:54,892 >> Jimmy: YES, YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 663 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,695 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A LITTLE HELP, BUT THAT'S GOOD 664 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:58,695 ENOUGH. KATHRYN HAHN AND ETHAN, 665 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,363 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 666 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,966 THANK YOU. THANK YOU BOTH. 667 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:07,637 NOW DO US A FAVOR -- >> YOUR BACK, THOUGH, FOR REAL, 668 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,906 IS IT OKAY? >> Jimmy: JUMP ON THE BED AND 669 00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:11,909 MAKE LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 670 00:35:11,911 --> 00:35:15,312 "WAN DIDVISION" IS ON DISNEY PLUS EVERY FRIDAY. 671 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:21,585 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MUSIC FROM RHYE! 672 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:41,138 >>> CORONA HOTLINE? >> HELP, I HAVE AN EMERGENCY, I 673 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:46,142 ORDERED TOO MANY PIZZAS FOR MY SUPER BOWL DAY MARRIED! 674 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:52,082 >> SHARE YOUR HASH WAGS FOR CORONA REPLACEMENT AND WE'LL 675 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,418 TRACK YOUR FAVORITES. >> THERE BETTER BE NO PINEAPPLES 676 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:54,952 IN THOSE PIZZAS! >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 677 00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:58,488 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 678 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:03,960 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT'S MUSIC 679 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,896 TIME. THIS IS HIS NEW ALBUM, IT'S 680 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,431 CALLED "HOME." WITH THE SONG "BLACK RAIN." 681 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,166 FROM THE MOONLIGHT ROLLERWAY HERE IN LOS ANGELES, RHYE. 682 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:18,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 683 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:26,917 ♪ ♪ BREAKING WAVES 684 00:36:26,919 --> 00:36:30,120 MAKING WAVES HMMM OH I NEED IT 685 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:35,459 TURN AROUND REALLY SLOW ♪ ♪ BREATHE SOME AIR 686 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:37,194 TAKE IN TIME HOLD AROUND YOUR NECKLINE 687 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:52,342 OH I LOVE MOVING SLOW ♪ ♪ WE'RE IN THE WRONG SEASON 688 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:59,616 YOU'RE KEEPING TABS ON MY FLAWS ♪ 689 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:19,702 ♪ A SLOWER PACE BABE IS THE WAY THAT I LOVE 690 00:37:19,772 --> 00:37:25,042 ALL I NEED ♪ ♪ CAN'T BE LIKE HIM 691 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:33,250 JUST CAUSE A LITTLE BLACK RAIN ♪ 692 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:42,326 ♪ REALLY SLOW WHOO JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING 693 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:47,664 JUST CAUSE A LITTLE BLACK RAIN ♪ 694 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:52,802 ♪ I FEEL THAT SOMEHOW GENTLE RAYS MAKING WAVES 695 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:56,940 OH IT'S HOW YOU SEED IT TURN AROUND REALLY SLOW ♪ 696 00:37:57,009 --> 00:38:00,877 ♪ FEEL YOUR HAIR ON MY SKIN FEEL AROUND YOUR 697 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:08,485 FAULT LINE OH I LOVE MOVING SLOW ♪ 698 00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:16,292 ♪ IN THE WRONG IN THE STATE OF US 699 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:26,503 A QUIET SOUND ON MY SHORE ♪ ♪ A SILENT WAVE BABY IS 700 00:38:26,571 --> 00:38:46,656 THE WAY THAT WE PLAY I'M LOVING THIS 701 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:54,731 DON'T GET ME WRONG ♪ ♪ JUST CAUSE I LOVE A LITTLE 702 00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:01,004 BLACK RAIN YOU KILL ME SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ DON'T GO RUNNING 703 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:08,545 JUST CAUSE A LITTLE BLACK RAIN 704 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:36,106 I FEEL YOU SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ OH I FEEL IT A LITTLE PAIN 705 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:44,314 ♪ A SPECIAL MONTAGE A SPECIAL MONTAGE OH ♪ 706 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:55,125 ♪ RAIN OH ♪ 707 00:39:55,193 --> 00:40:07,270 ♪ ♪ I'M FAR AWAY BUT I'M HERE 708 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,938 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 709 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,875 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 710 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:21,084 >> Jimmy: WE DID IT AGAIN. I WANT TO THANK MATTHEW 711 00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:22,419 McCONAUGHEY. THANKS TO KATHRYN HAHN AND RHYE. 712 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,822 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 713 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:26,956 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. I'LL BE RIGHT HERE, WATCHING YOU 714 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:49,979 SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT.