>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
TONIGHT, NAOMI WATTS. LESLIE ODOM JR.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE.
THANK YOU. I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A VERY SPECIAL DAY.
50 YEARS AGO TODAY, A BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP EXPLODED NEXT TO A
TEQUILA FACTORY AND A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY WAS BORN.
TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE HYIM. WHERE IS OUR BIRTHDAY BOY?
OH MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH WOW. ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HAPPY, UH --
CINCUENTANERA. IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
>> Guillermo: THAT'S WHAT IT IS. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY.
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK TODAY?
>> Guillermo: SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY.
WE'VE BEEN SHOWERING OUR FRIEND WITH LOVE AND TEQUILA ALL DAY
LONG TODAY. >> Guillermo: YES!
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO WAS BORN IN 1971, THE SAME YEAR MARK
WAHLBERG, EWAN McGREGOR, AND JON HAMM WERE BORN.
HE'S A BIG PART OF WHAT MIGHT BE THE HUNKIEST YEAR IN HUMAN
HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND OF COURSE, NOT JUST HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF GUILLERMO ALL AROUND
THE WORLD. IN WASHINGTON, D.C. THEY HAD A
FIREWORKS SHOW ATTENDED BY OUR NEW PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY.
IN LONDON THE PUBS WERE FULL OF REVELERS.
IN MEXICO, LOCALS WERE DOING DONUTS IN THE STREETS.
TO CELEBRATE THEIR HOMETOWN HERO.
THEY ERECTED A STATUE OF GUILLERMO IN BAGHDAD,
IN NORTH KOREA, THEY HAD A MILITARY PARADE.
CELEBRATING GUILLERMO'S BIRTH. IN GERMANY, THEY HAD A GOTHIC
RAVE. IN INDIA, THERE WAS A PARADE OF
ELEPHANTS. AND IN CHINA, THEY HAD A SPECIAL
CEREMONY CELEBRATING GUILLERMO'S LEGENDARY VIRILITY.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE LOVES YOU,
GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU!
>> Jimmy: FROM THE MINUTE WE SET EYES ON YOU.
>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU TOO, GUYS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, YES. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- WE
ACTUALLY LOOKED IT UP. THIS IS FROM FEBRUARY OF 2005.
WHICH WAS RIGHT AFTER THE MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL.
THERE WERE A BUNCH OF TELL-ALL BOOKS ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
COMING OUT. ONE OF THEM WAS WRITTEN BY THE
DANCER IN "THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL" VIDEO, SHE WROTE A BOOK
ABOUT MICHAEL CALLED "THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL WE DID A SEGMENT
WITH GUILLERMO, WHO AT THE TIME WAS OUR PARKING LOT SECURITY
GUARD, HE PLAYED THE ROLE OF THE GUY WHO DID CATERING FOR THAT
VIDEO. >> I DID IT IN THE BOOK "THE WAY
I MAKE MY MEAL." IT'S A REAL THRILLER.
BUY THE BOOK. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> YES, WE UTILIZE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THE SHOW, THAT WAS
GUILLERMO, HE IS WORKS IN THE PARKING LOT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY?
>> I THINK HE WENT BACK TO MEXICO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A JOURNEY. DO YOU EVER GO BACK TO THE
PARKING LOT AND TAKE IT ALL IN? >> Guillermo: ONCE IN A WHILE.
>> Jimmy: ONCE IN A WHILE. WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU
LATER. >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT, COOL.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? >> Guillermo: NO IDEA, I CANNOT
WAIT. >> Jimmy: GET DRESSED UP, WILL
YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, BOY. NOT TO RUIN YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT
TODAY ALSO, THEY HAD -- THIS IS AN ANNUAL THING, IT'S THE
UNVEILING OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK, IT SUPPOSEDLY TELLS US HOW CLOSE
WE ARE TO THE END WORLD. WHO DECIDED WE NEED THIS?
CAN'T WE HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON ON THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK THIS YEAR?
ANYWAY, THEY SAY WE ARE“100 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT”
WHICH MEANS NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW.
I WATCH THIS EVERY YEAR. IT'S ALWAYS UNDERWHELMING.
IT'S TWO NERDS PULLING A BLACK SHEET OFF OF ELEVEN DOLLARS
WORTH OF FOAM CORE. I MEAN, COME ON.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION TO LET THEM
KNOW THE WORLD'S GOING TO END, GIVE IT SOME EFFORT.
GET MICHAEL BAY INVOLVED. LET MICHAEL BAY BLOW UP ONE OF
THE POLAR ICE CAPS WHILE VIN DIESEL DIVES AWAY FROM IT IN
SLOW MOTION. THAT'S HOW YOU GET PEOPLE TO
WATCH. OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE A $100
MILLION BUDGET, DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE THIS.
>> TODAY THE BULLETIN OF THE ATOMIC SCIENTISTS LEAVES THE
DOOMSDAY CLOCK UNCHANGED. IT IS 100 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
♪ WE ARE DEAD WE ARE DEAD IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL DREAD ♪
>> Jimmy: UNDERSTAND? GET THE KIDS INVOLVED, DO
SOMETHING. THE MESSAGE ISN'T GETTING
THROUGH. PEOPLE UNDER 25 DON'T KNOW HOW
TO READ A CLOCK, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU KNOW WHO THE HIGHEST PAID
EMPLOYEE OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS?
DR. FAUCI IS NUMBER ONE, FOR REAL.
DR. FAUCI MAKES MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT.
HE MADE $434,000 LAST YEAR. AND, OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE ARE
ANGRY, THEY'RE CRITICIZING, WHICH IS CRAZY.
FIRST OF ALL, HE'S A DOCTOR. THAT'S WHAT DOCTORS MAKE.
YOU WANT A DISCOUNT DOCTOR IN THERE?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SECONDLY, HE'S TRYING TO
STOP A PANDEMIC. HE'S NOT OUT PLAYING GOLF WITH
HIS BEEPER OFF. SO I'M OKAY WITH DR. FAUCI
EARNING HALF OF WHAT KEVIN FROM “THE OFFIC” MAKES DOING VIDEOS
ON CAMEO EVERY YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO GET DR. FAUCI'S TAKE ON.
IN CHINA, THEY ARE ROLLING OUT A NEW AND SUPPOSEDLY MORE
EFFECTIVE COVID TEST. INSTEAD OF SWABBING YOUR NOSE,
THIS ONE GOES IN THROUGH THE NOSTRIL IN YOUR BUTT.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT IS AN ANAL SWAB.
AND 80% OF CHINESE PEOPLE SAY THEY REFUSE TO USE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T WANT IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I FOR ONE WELCOME
THE CHINESE ANAL SWAB. IN FACT, GUILLERMO, GUESS WHAT I
GOT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> Guillermo: I DON'T WANT IT
EITHER! [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE SAYING THAT THE SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE SWABS
ARE MORE ACCURATE THAN OTHER FORMS OF SWAB.
THE ONLY TRICK IS FINDING THE RIGHT POSITION TO HANG YOUR BUTT
OUT THE WINDOW OF YOUR CAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE ALREADY HAVE A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH CHINA, NOW
THEY WANT US TO DO ANAL? I DON'T THINK SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN NORTH KOREA, EVEN THOUGH THEY
CLAIM TO HAVE NO CORONAVIRUS AT ALL, THEY HAVE REPORTEDLY
STARTED CONDUCTING HUMAN VACCINE TRIALS USING RESEARCH THEY
HACKED FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. ALWAYS REASSURING TO HEAR THE
WORDS“NORTH KORE” AND“HUMAN TRIAL” IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, PRESB
PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PROMISING TO VACCINATE 100 MILLION AMERICANS
PER, 1 MILLION AMERICANS PER DAY, AND HE'S DOING EVERYTHING
HE CAN TO RAISE AWARENESS AND ENTHUSIASM FOR THOSE RELUCTANT
TO GET THE SHOT. >> SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT,
SHOT, SHOT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO, TWO SHOTS.
SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT. >> IT'S LMFAOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, IT'S BEING REPORTED
THAT MIKE PENCE, AFTER LEAVING WASHINGTON, HAS NO PLACE TO
LIVE. HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE SUPPOSEDLY
BEEN CRASHING WITH FRIENDS BACK HOME IN INDIANA.
WHICH HAS GOT TO BE AWKWARD. “LISTEN, MR. VICE PRESIDENT, WE
DEEPLY RESPECT AND APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE, BUT WOULD YOU MIND
FOLDING UP THE COUCH? THE KIDS WANT TO WATCH“THE
MASKED SINGER” [ LAUGHTER ]
ONE THEORY IS THAT THE PENCES ARE MOVING AROUND BECAUSE
THEY'VE BEEN GETTING DEATH THREATS FROM SUPPORTERS OF HIS
CRAZY FORMER BOSS. THANKS AGAIN, DON!
I WONDER WHAT MIKE PENCE WILL DO NEXT?
HE'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
DOES HE GO BACK TO RADIO? “MIKE AND MOTHER IN THE
MORNING"? [ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE OPEN A BAKERY THAT ONLY MAKES HETEROSEXUAL WEDDING
CAKES? [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, A CERTAIN TEXAS SENATOR CRUZ IS HOPING EVERYONE
WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS LITTLE COUP D'TED A FEW WEEKS BACK.
AND WITH THE VICE POODLE OUT OF TOWN, TRUMP'S ASS-KISSING TORCH
HAS BEEN PASSED. >> THE DEMOCRATS ARE
DEMONSTRATING A LOT OF HYPOCRISY RIGHT NOW.
THEY'RE DEMONSTRATING ANGER AND RAGE.
THEY HATE DONALD J. TRUMP AND THEY'RE ENGAGING IN AN ACT THAT
I THINK IS PETTY, I THINK IT IS RETRIBUTION, I THINK IT IS
VINDICTIVE, I THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
SO TO COIN A PHRASE, I THINK IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU AGREE WITH SENATOR CRUISE, GO TO MOVEON.ORG
AND DONATE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN.
I LOVE THAT, THE "LOCK HER UP" GANG SAYS IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
MOVE ON LIKE A BITCH IS HOW WE MOVE ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] BACK TO OUR MAN OF THE HOUR,
GUILLERMO. YOU ARE A GREAT GUY, GUILLERMO,
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. SOMETIMES WHEN I INVITE YOU
OVER, YOU DON'T SHOW UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE ACES.
OVERALL, YOU'VE BROUGHT A LOT OF JOY TO A LOT OF US OVER THE
YEARS. ALSO OVER THE YEARS, GUILLERMO
HAS BECOME FAMOUS FOR PROVIDING SHOTS OF TEQUILA TO CELEBRITIES
ON RED CARPETS. EVEN OTHER SHOWS NOW DO THIS.
>> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: THEY'VE STOLE THEN IDEA FROM YOU, GUILLERMO.
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. >> Jimmy: CELEBRITIES LOOK FOR
YOU WHEN THEY'RE ON THE RED CARPET?
>> FOR ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN SO MANY
SHOTS TO SO MANY OF HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NAMES, THEY WANTED TO
GIVE SOME BACK. IN HONOR OF YOUR FABULOUS 50, WE
GOT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES TOGETHER FOR A STAR-STUDDED
50-SHOT SALUTE. >> HELLO?
OH -- OH MY -- I WAS JUST GOING TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WITH
MY TWO OIL SHOTS BECAUSE A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT WAS
YOUR 50th. I LOVE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HOW MANY BITCHES ARE DOING TWO SHOTS?
I BET ONLY ME. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> BOTTOMS UP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO.
>> HERE'S TO YOU, BIG G! >> I'D SAY YOU DON'T LOOK 50,
BUT YOU'VE LOOKED 50 SINCE FIFTH GRADE WHEN YOU GREW YOUR
MOUSTACHE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> FROM ONE TO ANOTHER.
>> CHEERS. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO.
I GOT MY TEQUILA, I GOT MY ONION SLICE.
>> BONJOURNO! [ BLEEP ].
>> SALUD! >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY, HAPPY
BIRTHDAY. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OH! OAT MILK.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. >> YO, GUILLERMO, HAPPY
BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND! >> HAPPY SALUD, GUILLERMO.
>> I DON'T DRINK TEQUILA. >> GUILLERMO, I HAVEN'T HAD A
DRINK IN 30 YEARS, PLUS I'M ON A BIT OF MEDICATION SO I SHOULDN'T
BE DOING THIS, BUT THIS IS FOR YOU, BUDDY, HAPPY 50th.
I LOVE EVERYONE! >> AH, 50.
>> TO GUILLERMO, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> SALUD!
>> GUILLERMO! THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HERE
ARE FLYING TO THOR -- I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A SPOILER -- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY, BROTHER. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. >> HAPPY 50th, GUILLERMO.
[ BLEEP ]. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
>> I'M DOING A DRY JANUARY, SO I CAN'T DO A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
SO -- IN LIEU, I'VE DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND DRINK A RAW EGG.
THIS IS FOR YOU, GUILLERMO. VERY EXCITED FOR YOU.
HAPPY 50th, MY FRIEND. AAH!
DISGUSTING. >> WELCOME TO THE CLUB,
GUILLERMO. HAPPY 50th!
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. IT'S WATER.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE. >> AH, THAT'S THE STUFF,
GUILLERMO. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> HAPPY BIRTH DAY, GUILLERMO! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> COMPADRE, SALUD.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR BOY SNOOP DOGG.
I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE A SHOT BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK.
BUT -- [ APPLAUSE ]
FOR YOUR 50th. YOU GOT TO SMOKE 50 [ BLEEP ]
BLUNTS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO.
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY 50th.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! >> GUILLERMO, I LOVE YOU MORE
THAN JIMMY DOES. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO!
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO!
MOTHER'S BALLS! >> THERE'S NOBODY ELSE I WOULD
DO THAT FOR. I'M GOING TO BE SO [ BLEEP ]
FACED AND IT'S 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. [ APPLAUSE ]
SORRY THE GUY YOU WORK FOR IS SUCH A [ BLEEP ].
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL.
THAT WAS GREAT UNTIL THE END. >> Guillermo: WOW!
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMIGO. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU! >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM THE MOVIE“ONE NIGHT IN
MIAMI” LESLIE ODOM JR. IS WITH US.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NAOMI WATTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
TONIGHT, FROM THE FILM "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI," LESLIE ODOM JR.
IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT, MICHELLE 5ER AND GEORGE LOPEZ WILL JOIN US WITH
MUSIC FROM ARLO PARKS. PLEASE JOIN US TOMORROW TOO.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHOM YOU
KNOW FROM MANY GREAT FILMS. FOR HER LATEST SHE RETURNS TO
HER HOMELAND IN "PENGUIN BLOOM." IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME, NAOMI WATTS. >> HI.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, HOW ARE
YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL.
YOUR LIPSTICK MATCHES GUILLERMO'S DRESS, WHICH IS
REALLY NICE OF YOU. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO.
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL
DRESS BUT THE WEARER, OF COURSE, IS QUITE LOVELY.
>> YOU'RE OWNING THAT, YOU'RE OWNING IT.
>> Jimmy: NAOMI, WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR 50th BIRTHDAY?
WE'VE HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE COVID BIRTHDAY WITH NOT MUCH IN THE
WAY OF CELEBRATION HERE FOR GUILLERMO.
>> YEAH, I HAD A BIG ONE. IT WAS VERY DIFFERENT TO HOW
BIRTHDAYS ARE GOING NOW. I WENT TO MOROCCO, ACTUALLY,
WITH A GREAT GROUP OF FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
>> YEAH. WE HAD LOTS OF SPEECHES, LOTS OF
ROASTING. I LOVE A GOOD ROAST.
>> Jimmy: OH, DO YOU? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY.
YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE.
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD.
>> IT'S VERY BRITISH. I MEAN, SURE YOU CAN BALANCE IT.
I HAD MY KIDS -- WELL, I DIDN'T PUT THEM UP TO IT.
BUT MY KIDS READ NICE POEMS, WHICH FELT NICE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH.
AND -- AND THEN, YEAH, THE SPEECHES THE NEXT NIGHT WERE
JUST TOTAL ROASTING. ALL MY FRIENDS JUST SHREDDED ME.
WHICH WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: WERE THE KIDS THERE TO
HEAR THE SHREDDING HAPPEN? >> OH, YEAH, THEY LOVED IT.
THEY LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT, REALLY?
AND YOU HAD A BIG DINNER OR PARTY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH. WE HAD A PARTY, LOTS OF -- IT
WAS -- EVERYONE DRESSED UP, LOTS OF FESTIVITIES.
AND YEAH, I MEAN -- GREAT FOOD. BUT ACTUALLY, THEY WENT HOME AND
HAD A BOUT OF MASSIVE FOOD POISONING FOR ABOUT THE NEXT TEN
DAYS. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE DID?
>> EVERYONE. I GOT ONE PHONE CALL AFTER
ANOTHER SAYING, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING, IT'S STILL
CARRYING ON. >> Jimmy: AT ANY POINT DID YOU
THINK ABOUT SAYING TO THEM, WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
MAKING FUN OF ME, AND HANGING UP THE PHONE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU DIDN'T GET FOOD POISONING,
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT,
YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HUNKERING DOWN, NAOMI?
>> I'M IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I SEE. THE KIDS ARE IN ZOOM SCHOOL OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> YEP.
THEY'RE DOING HYBRID NOW. A COUPLE OF DAYS A WEEK.
BUT MOSTLY ZOOM. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
AND A HYBRID. I GUESS, WHAT, THEY PUT PART OF
THE KIDS IN SCHOOL FOR PART OF THE WEEK, THEN PART OF THE --
THE REST OF THE KIDS IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK?
>> YEAH, LITTLE PODS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU HELPFUL WHEN
IT COMES TO HOMEWORK? >> UM -- NOT REALLY.
>> Jimmy: NO? >> I'M NOT REALLY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL IN SEVENTH AND
EIGHTH GRADE? >> PROBABLY LIKE FRENCH OR
ENGLISH. TERRIBLE AT MATH.
TERRIBLE AT MOST -- MOST OF IT, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE, WHAT, 12 AND 13-YEAR-OLD
KIDS, I THOUGHT I MIGHT RUN SOME QUESTIONS BY YOU TO SEE HOW GOOD
YOU ARE AT HOMESCHOOL. OKAY?
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> I'VE ALREADY FAILED. I'M SURE I'M GOING TO FAIL THIS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> THIS IS NOT GOOD.
I CAN TELL. I KNOW THEIR HOMEWORK, HOW
DIFFICULT IT IS. >> Jimmy: IF YOU GET THEM ALL
RIGHT, THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL RED DRESS IN IT FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT?
HERE WE GO. NAOMI, WHAT FIGURE OF SPEECH
DIRECTLY COMPARES TWO UNLIKE THINGS OFTEN USING THE WORDS
LIKE OR AS? >> WHAT FIGURE OF SPEECH
DIRECTLY COMPARES TWO UNLIKE THINGS OFTEN USING THE WORDS
LIKE OR AS? ARE WE ON A TIMER?
>> Jimmy: NO TIMER. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GIVE UP, YOU
CAN. THAT IS A -- SIMILE IS WHAT WE
WERE LOOKING FOR. >> OH MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE OFF TO A BAD START.
[ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PERIODIC TABLE OF
ELEMENTS, WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR POTASSIUM?
POTASSIUM. >> THIS IS BAD.
>> Jimmy: I BET YOUR KIDS KNOW THIS ONE.
HERE'S SOME MULTIPLE CHOICE. PO, K, PS, PA?
>> PA, "D"? >> Jimmy: THAT IS INCORRECT, IT
IS "K." IT'S KIND OF A TRICK QUESTION.
>> OH MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
MAKE IT TO HIGH SCHOOL. >> NO.
WELL. >> Jimmy: WHAT TYPE OF CHARGE DO
ELECTRONS CARRY? NEGATIVE, POSITIVE, NO CHARGE,
BOTH CHARGES? >> I -- THIS IS A GUESS.
D, BOTH CHARGES? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO.
>> POSITIVE? >> Jimmy: WOW.
YOU SURE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO. I'M NOT SURE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ONE MORE.
AND THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE HARD BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
ORIGINALLY FROM HERE. LIST THE THREE BRANCHES OF
GOVERNMENT IN THE UNITED STATES. I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST TWO.
EXECUTIVE. LEGISLATIVE.
AND? GUILLERMO, YOU TOOK YOUR
CITIZENSHIP TEST. >> YEAH, I'M NOT FROM HERE
EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NAOMI, DID YOU SAY JUDICIAL?
>> YES! >> Jimmy: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, I
PROMISE, I PROMISE THE GOOD PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
NAOMI WATTS IS WITH US. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> I'M OKAY, IT'S FINE. IS SHE FINE?
>> LET'S PLAY! >> HEY!
>> YOU CAN DO IT! >> HEY!
>> GO ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NAOMI WALKS? "PENGUIN BLOOM" WHICH IS ON
NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. DID WE LOSE NAOMI?
THERE SHE IS. I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU QUIT AFTER
THE TEST. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I SHOULD HAVE. >> Jimmy: SO --
>> AS I SAID BEFORE, I DON'T MIND ROASTING, I DON'T MIND EGG
ON MY FACE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD
OF YOU. AND THIS MOVIE IS, WELL, REALLY
IT'S MOVING, IT IS TRUE ALSO. IT'S ESPECIALLY MOVING BECAUSE
IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY ABOUT A REAL FAMILY.
I'LL LET YOU ACTUALLY EXPLAIN THE STORY.
SINCE YOU'RE IN IT. >> YEAH.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY ABOUT A FAMILY THAT WAS IN CRISIS,
BASICALLY COMING UNDONE AFTER A HORRIFIC ACCIDENT THAT TOOK
PLACE IN THAILAND ON THEIR VACATION.
AND THE WOMAN I PLAY IS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF HALF OF HER USE OF
HER BODY. AND SHE'S UNABLE TO COPE,
BASICALLY, LIVING IN A PRIVATE HELL AND STILL HAVING TO BE A
MOTHER AND WIFE. AND SHE'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW -- SHE
REALLY BASICALLY WANTS TO END HER LIFE.
BUT FINDS A WAY TO START RECOVERY THROUGH FINDING THIS
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABY BIRD THAT'S WING IS BROKEN, AND
THROUGH HEALING THAT BIRD, SHE'S ABLE TO ESCAPE HER OWN PRIVATE
HELL THAT SHE'S SWIMMING AROUND WITH IN HER MIND EVERY DAY.
AND SHE -- YEAH, THE FAMILY COMES TOGETHER AND REUNITES.
>> Jimmy: THE BIRD IS NOT A PENGUIN.
THE BIRD IS A MAGPIE, CORRECT? >> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU WORKED WITH ANIMALS BEFORE?
I MEAN, LIKE A BIRD? A MAGPIE, KIND OF NASTY ANIMALS,
AREN'T THEY? >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A MAGPIE?
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I SEE THEM ON YOUTUBE, KIND OF SWOOPING AT
PEOPLE'S HEADS. >> YEAH.
THEY'RE VERY AGGRESSIVE. IT HAPPENED TO ME, ACTUALLY.
I WAS RIDING WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER THROUGH THE FOREST.
I GUESS SOME OF THE -- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME NESTING
GOING ON. AND, YEAH, WE WERE GALLOPING
THROUGH. AND ALONG CAME THESE BIRDS FROM
EVERY DIRECTION, TRYING TO BOMB US.
IT'S CALLED SWOOPING. IT WAS TERRIFYING.
AND MY FRIEND KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND HE SAID, JUST DO
THIS. THEN I WAS LIKE, I'M NOT AN
EXPERIENCED HORSE RIDER, I'M GOING TO BUCK MY HORSE, IT'S
GOING TO SHY AND RUN OFF. SO IT WAS QUITE TRAUMATIC.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO FIND TAME MAGPIE TO WORK WITH?
I ASSUME THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE?
>> YES, WE HAD TO SWITCH THEM OUT, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WORKING
WITH BABIES AND THEY GET TIRED AND GRUMPY.
SO YEAH, WE HAD SEVERAL BIRDS IN PLAY.
BUT THEY'RE VERY TRAINABLE, BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY
INTELLIGENT ANIMALS. >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN YOU TRAIN A
MAGPIE TO DO? >> LOTS OF THINGS, TURNS OUT.
THEY CAN PULL A TEA BAG OUT OF A TEA CUP.
THEY CAN SIT ON THE CARROT GRATER WHILE YOU GRATE YOUR
CARROTS. SIT ON YOUR HEAD.
>> Jimmy: WOW. DID YOU LIKE HAVING A MAGPIE ON
YOUR HEAD? >> I DID.
YOU KNOW, THE FIRST DAY -- AND I WAS WALKING IN, FEELING A BIT
NERVOUS ABOUT, YOU KNOW, GETTING CLOSE WITH THESE BIRDS.
AND THEY ALSO EAT WORMS. AND THEY LIKE THE LIVE, WRIGLEY
ONES AS WELL. THEY DART AROUND YOUR BODY AND
YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE THINKING, I HOPE IT DOESN'T PECK MY EYES
OUT. EVENTUALLY IT GOT TO MY HEAD.
IT GOT COMFY. YOU KNOW, QUITE RELAXED.
AND THEN ENDED UP DOING ITS BUSINESS.
>> Jimmy: OH, ON YOUR HEAD? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ON MY HEAD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER
EXPERIENCED THAT WITH A COSTAR BEFORE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO.
NOT TO THIS POINT, NO. AND HOPEFULLY NOT -- YEAH, YEAH.
I FELT THE WARMTH AND IT ACTUALLY TRICKLED DOWN MY FACE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR "FEEL THE
WARMTH." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS LOVELY. WELL, DON'T LET ANYBODY SAY YOU
DIDN'T SUFFER FOR YOUR ART. A MAGPIE CRAPPED ON YOUR HEAD.
>> YEAH, YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD ICE BREAKER.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE, IT'S CALLED "PENGUIN BLOOM."
IT IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW.
NAOMI WATTS. THANKS, NAOMI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] APPRECIATE IT.
BE BACK WITH LESLIE ODOM JR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
HI, THERE. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY AND
TONY AWARD WINNER WITH A PHENOMENAL SINGING VOICE, BOTH
IN THE SHOWER AND OUT. HE PLAYS LEGENDARY SAM COOKE IN
"ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI." WATCH IT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME
VIDEO. SAY HELLO TO LESLIE ODOM JR.
HELLO, LESSEE. >> HI, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? >> ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'M
DOING ALL RIGHT, HOW YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
AN INTERESTING THING HAPPENED TODAY.
REGULARLY WE'LL ASK OUR CELEBRITY GUESTS TO READ MANNER
TWEETS. THIS IS A THING WE DO ON THE
SHOW, READ A MEAN TWEET ABOUT YOURSELF, WE WANTED YOU TO BE A
PART OF THAT. WE DID A LOT OF RESEARCH AND
FOUND THERE ARE NO MEAN TWEETS ABOUT YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] NONE.
AND YOU KILLED HAMILTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OF COURSE, NOW THAT I SAID THIS, THERE ARE GOING TO BE MANY, MANY
MEAN TWEETS ABOUT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WORK HARD TO PROVE YOU WRONG, YES.
>> Jimmy: I PRIMED FOR NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON THE SHOW.
I HEARD YOU'RE EXPECTING A BABY VERY SOON?
>> YEAH, WE GOT A LITTLE BOY COMING IN MARCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, VERY
NICE. SO YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, RIGHT?
HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER? >> WE HAVE A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD,
WHO'S TIRED OF LOOKING AT OUR STUPID FACES.
>> Jimmy: GOTCHA. >> SHE'S READY TO BE BACK WITH
HER FRIENDS. WE HAVE A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD, THEN
THIS NEW ONE COMES SOON. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT, SINCE YOU ARE A JUNIOR, MAKING YOUR NEW SON THE THIRD,
LESLIE ODOM III? >> LESLIE ODOM JUNIOR JUNIOR?
NO, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH. >> I'M NOT SUPER INTERESTED IN
THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT, OKAY.
WHEN YOU WERE A KID, DID YOU HAVE A NICKNAME SO THAT YOU AND
YOUR DAD KNEW WHICH ONE, WHICH LESLIE, YOUR MOM WAS YELLING AT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I DID HAVE A NICKNAME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THIS.
I HAD A NICKNAME. MY PARENTS, MY FAMILY STILL
CALLS ME THIS. IT'S A VERY STRANGE LITTLE
NICKNAME. BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY CALLS ME
FEZ. >> Jimmy: FEZ LIKE THE HAT THE
SHRINERS WEAR? >> LIKE THE LITTLE HAT THE
SHRINERS WEAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHY FEZ? BECAUSE IT FOUNDS LIKE FEZLIE?
>> YOU'RE ASKING ME? I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE NAME.
I THINK SO, YEAH, I THINK IT WAS A RIFF, A BABY TALK RIFF ON
FEZLIE. YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU FUZZY WHEN YOU WERE A BABY?
MAYBE THAT WORKED IN THE EQUATION THERE.
>> I HAD A -- THERE WAS A -- THE SECURITY GUARD IN OUR APARTMENT
BUILDING, HE CALLED ME FUZZ. YOU KNOW, HE TURNED FEZ INTO
FUZZ. >> Jimmy: I SEE.
YOU -- BOY, I WAS READING ABOUT YOU TODAY.
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW YOUNG YOU WERE WHEN YOU MADE YOUR BROADWAY
DEBUT. I SAW YOU IN "HAMILTON," I THINK
THAT'S WHERE MOST PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOU FROM.
YOU STARTED -- HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED ON BROADWAY?
>> JIMMY, I WAS 17 WHEN I WENT INTO "RENT" ON BROADWAY.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> I FELT LIKE I'D WON THE SUPER
BOWL OR SOMETHING AT 17 YEARS OLD.
IT WAS MY WILDEST DREAM, LITERALLY, AND IT CAME TRUE.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE -- WERE YOU IN THE THEATER PROGRAM IN
HIGH SCHOOL AT THAT TIME? >> I WAS.
I WAS IN THE THEATER PROGRAM. AND HONESTLY, I DIDN'T
ANTICIPATE BEING IN TV OR MOVIES OR ANY OF THAT STUFF.
I MEAN, I REALLY -- I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS.
I WANTED TO BE IN "RENT," YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: REALLY, WOW, WOW. >> YEAH.
WHEN IT HAPPENED AT 17 YEARS OLD, I MEAN, YOU KNOW.
HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS.
I HAD TO THINK OF WHAT I WANTED TO DO NEXT.
THAT REALLY WAS MY WILDEST DREAM.
>> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK.
DID YOU GO BY YOURSELF? OR DID YOU -- WERE YOUR PARENTS
WITH YOU? >> MY GRANDPARENTS LIVED IN NEW
YORK. THEY LIVED IN JAMAICA, QUEENS,
WHICH -- MAY AS WELL BE JAMAICA. I TRAVELED EVERY DAY BETWEEN
THEIR HOUSE AND THE THEATER, IT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF COMMUTE
ON THE TRAIN. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU TAKE THE
"E" TO THE LAST STOP, WHICH IS LOCAL.
THEN YOU TAKE -- I TOOK LIKE A BUS OR ONE OF THOSE $2 VANS TO
THEIR HOUSE. SO IT WAS, YOU KNOW -- YOU GOT
TO WANT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY.
I MEAN, THAT'S INTERESTING. DID YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF ON
THE TRAIN OR IN THE VAN WITH PEOPLE WHO HAD JUST SEEN THE
SHOW? >> UM -- I NEVER HAD A
EXPERIENCE. >> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> PEOPLE FROM JAMAICA, QUEENS, WEREN'T TOO INTERESTED IN THE
FACT THAT I WAS DOING A BROADWAY SHOW, I DON'T THINK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN WHAT WAS THE
NEXT BIG SHOW YOU DID AFTER THAT, WHEN THAT WAS DONE?
>> OH. AFTER THAT ONE, IT WAS AWHILE
BEFORE I DID ANOTHER ONE. I DID A SHOW CALLED "LEAP OF
FAITH" WHICH THEY'RE NOT ALL "HAMILTON," LET ME LET YOU KNOW.
I DID -- "LEAP OF FAITH" RAN 23 SHOWS ON BROADWAY, 2 1/2 WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> THEN "HAMILTON."
>> Jimmy: AND THEN RIGHT TO "HAMILTON," WOW, REALLY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> JUST LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY CRAZY. THAT'S A HOT.
YOU WENT TO COLLEGE IN THE MIDDLE, I ASSUME?
>> I DID. I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH A BUDDY
OF YOURS, JOSH GAD AND I WERE IN THE SAME CLASS.
JOSH GROBAN WAS IN OUR CLASS. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU IN THE
ALL-JOSH CLASS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES. >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO THE JOSH
SCHOOL, I FORGET, THEY DO LET A FEZ IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SURROUNDED BY JOSHS.
REALLY, YOU MADE IT OUT, THAT'S REMARKABLE.
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU'RE SO
GREAT. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DIDN'T
EVEN REALIZE IT WAS YOU UNTIL ABOUT LIKE A THIRD OF THE WAY
THROUGH THE MOVIE. I'M WATCHING THIS "ONE NIGHT IN
MIAMI." I WAS LIKE, OH, WAIT, OH, THAT'S
LESLIE! MY WIFE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS
STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU REALLY, I MEAN -- FIRST OF ALL, I HAPPEN TO LOVE SAM COOKE,
YOU ACTING, YOUR SINGING ARING, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM.
LET'S SHOW A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE.
♪ OOH AAH LET ME HEAR YOU!
♪ OOH AAH ♪ YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT
SOUND SO GOOD YEAH AAH YEAH THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE MAN
WORKING ON THE CHAIN ♪ ♪ OOH AAH
♪ THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE MAN WORKING ON THE CHAIN GANG ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD.
DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND THAT YOU COULD SING AND SOUND JUST LIKE
SAM COOK? >> OH MY GOD, NO.
I MEAN, I -- I HAD DONE MY FAIR SHARE OF TRYING TO SOUND LIKE
SAM COOK IN THE SHOWER, YOU KNOW.
IN MY CAR. BUT I WAS -- THEY KNOCKED ME FOR
A LOOP. WHEN I GOT THE GIG, THESE
RECORDING SESSIONS STARTED SHOWING UP ON MY CALENDAR LIKE
TWO WEEKS AFTER I GOT HIRED. AND I CALLED MY TEAM, WHAT ARE
THESE RECORDING SESSIONS FOR? THEY SAID, YOU HAVE TO RECORD
THE SAM COOK STUFF. AND I SAID, I'M SINGING THE SAM
COOK STUFF? YOU KNOW, I COULD NOT IMAGINE
THAT THEY WOULD WANT SOMEBODY TO SING -- BECAUSE WE SAW RONNIE --
WE'VE SEEN BRILLIANT ACTORS TAKE ON PEOPLE WITH SIGNATURE VOICES
AND LIP SYNCH AND WE BUY IT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY WANTED
ME TO SING IT TOO. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU
ARE A PRETTY GOOD SINGER. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT MAKES SENSE. SPEAKING OF SINGING, WELL, WHEN
WE COME BACK, YOU ARE GOING -- YOU HAVE A SONG THAT IS FROM THE
SOUNDTRACK. THIS IS A SONG YOU WROTE.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT WE'RE GOING TO HEAR?
>> YES, SIR. THE SONG IS CALLED "SPEAK NOW."
>> Jimmy: "SPEAK NOW" FROM "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI" IS ON AMAZON
PRIME VIDEO. REALLY GREAT MOVIE.
YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HEAR A
SONG, AN ORIGINAL SONG FROM LESLIE ODOM JR.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS.
THIS IS FROM THE "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI" SOUNDTRACK.
WITH THE SONG "SPEAK NOW," LESLIE ODOM JR.!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
♪ LISTEN
LISTEN WHILE THE STORM IN
YOUR HEART IS RAGING ♪ ♪ LISTEN
LISTEN LISTEN
LISTEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN
TO THE ECHOES OF MARTYRS PRAYING
LISTEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN
LISTEN LISTEN
BROTHERS AND SISTERS ♪ ♪ LISTEN
LISTEN LISTEN
I SWEAR WE'LL ♪ ♪ NEVER FIND OUR
WAY TO WHERE WE'RE GOING ALL ALONE DON'T TAKE YOUR
EYES OFF THE ROAD ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE
BELLS RING OUT? SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE
ANGELS CRY OUT SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ LISTEN
LISTEN TO THE MESSAGE OF HOPE
IN THE WHISPERS OF GHOSTS ♪ ♪ LISTEN
LISTEN LISTEN
FOR THE CHILDREN WILL GROW ♪ ♪ ON THE SEEDS THAT WE SOW
THEY LISTEN THEY LISTEN
LISTEN ♪ ♪ BROTHERS AND SISTERS
LISTEN LISTEN
I SWEAR WE'LL NEVER FIND ♪ ♪ OUR WAY TO WHERE WE'RE
GOING ALL ALONE DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES
OFF THE ROAD ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE
BELLS RING OUT? SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE
ANGELS CRY OUT? SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ DON'T' YOU HOLD YOUR TONGUE
SPEAK NOW SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ OH
CAN YOU HEAR THE ANGELS SPEAK NOW
SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪
>>> LAST YEAR GUILLERMO CAME TO
MY WEDDING. HALFWAY THROUGH I WAS LOOKING
FOR HIM, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE HAD LEFT EARLY FOR A J. LO CONCERT.
>> I WENT ON A WORK TRIP WITH GUILLERMO, HE ASKED IF HE COULD
BORROW MY COMPUTER ON THE FLIGHT HOME.
THIS IS WHAT HE HAD POSTED AT MY NEW FACEBOOK STATUS.
"IS INCREDIBLE HOW MUCH GAS I HAVE TONIGHT."
>> IN THE STUDIO I'D SEE GUILLERMO EVERY DAY AT CRAFT
SERVICES. I'D BE EATING BREAKFAST.
ONE DAY HE PUTS HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER AND GOES, LEWIS, YOU
HAVE SUCH BIG MUSCLES, BUT -- YOU EAT SO MUCH.
>> THE WHOLE SHOW WAS IN VEGAS AND WE WENT OUT TO CELEBRATE MY
BIRTHDAY, A BUNCH OF THE STAFF AND CREW.
GUILLERMO DEFINITELY LED THE CHARGE IN TEQUILA DRINKING.
ENDED UP ON STAGE SHIRTLESS SINGING.
♪ LA BAMBA >> AND ENDED THE NIGHT FACE DOWN
NEXT TO SLOT MACHINES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
NIGHT? >> Guillermo: YEAH, I DO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO REMEMBER THAT NIGHT.
>> Guillermo: OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR
TONIGHT? I KNOW WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
WE CAN'T HAVE A PARTY. YOU'RE GOING HOME?
>> Guillermo: I JUST -- I HOPE I MAKE IT HOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU MAKE IT
HOME TOO. DON'T WEAR THIS DRESS HOME, YOUR
SON MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM IT. >> Guillermo: NO, I'M GOING TO
GIVE THIS TO ONE OF THE WRITERS, DANNY.
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE NICE, GIVE THAT TO DANNY.
WILL YOUR WIFE THINK THAT'S A SEXY OUTFIT?
>> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK SO,
OKAY. WILL YOUR WIFE MAKE LOVE TO YOU
TONIGHT? >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, FOR
SURE, YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO QUESTION, YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU MAY NOT QUITE MAKE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO.
>> Guillermo: THANK YOU, JIMMY, I LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO. THANKS TO NAOMI WATTS AND LESLIE
ODOM JR. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.