1 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:14,313 . >>> BASED ON ALL OF THIS, THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY. 2 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,681 >>> BASED ON ALL OF THIS, THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY. MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE YOU 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,249 PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY. MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE YOU HAVE, IS THE DATA YOU HAVE IS 4 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:17,583 MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE YOU HAVE, IS THE DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG. 5 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,984 HAVE, IS THE DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG. >> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE 6 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:22,454 WRONG. >> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN 7 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,455 >> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN FULTON COUNTY, DO YOU KNOW 8 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,323 THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN FULTON COUNTY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 9 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,824 FULTON COUNTY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? >> NO. 10 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,726 ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? >> NO. >> YOU SURE? 11 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,361 >> NO. >> YOU SURE? RYAN? 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,129 >> YOU SURE? RYAN? >> I'M SURE. 13 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,196 RYAN? >> I'M SURE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID, AND 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,065 >> I'M SURE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID, AND YOU ARE NOT REPORTING IT. 15 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,067 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID, AND YOU ARE NOT REPORTING IT. YOU ARE A LAWYER, YOU ARE NOT 16 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,835 YOU ARE NOT REPORTING IT. YOU ARE A LAWYER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE FAULTY ELECTION 17 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:37,069 YOU ARE A LAWYER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE FAULTY ELECTION RESULTS. 18 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,904 ALLOWED TO GIVE FAULTY ELECTION RESULTS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT AND 19 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:43,675 RESULTS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. 20 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,511 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA KNOW IT'S 21 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,512 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA KNOW IT'S A SCAM. 22 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,280 THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA KNOW IT'S A SCAM. PEOPLE WILL VOTE NEGATIVE 23 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:52,184 A SCAM. PEOPLE WILL VOTE NEGATIVE BECAUSE THEY HATE WHAT YOU DID 24 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,352 PEOPLE WILL VOTE NEGATIVE BECAUSE THEY HATE WHAT YOU DID TO THE PRESIDENT. 25 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,987 BECAUSE THEY HATE WHAT YOU DID TO THE PRESIDENT. ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:54,989 --> 00:01:00,559 TO THE PRESIDENT. ♪ ♪ "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 27 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:00,926 ♪ ♪ "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." >> Jimmy: HELLO. 28 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:01,326 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." >> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY. 29 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,161 >> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THIS HOUSE. 30 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:02,728 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THIS HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM 31 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,162 I'M THE HOST OF THIS HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. 32 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:03,762 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF THE 33 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:04,029 WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF THE NEW YEAR. 34 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:04,496 THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF THE NEW YEAR. AN EXCITING NEW YEAR. 35 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,765 NEW YEAR. AN EXCITING NEW YEAR. 2021 IS IN, 2020 IS OUT. 36 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:07,299 AN EXCITING NEW YEAR. 2021 IS IN, 2020 IS OUT. I HAVE BEEN BUBBLING WITH 37 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,469 2021 IS IN, 2020 IS OUT. I HAVE BEEN BUBBLING WITH OPTIMISM. 38 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,304 I HAVE BEEN BUBBLING WITH OPTIMISM. READY FOR A RETURN TO NORMAL 39 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,906 OPTIMISM. READY FOR A RETURN TO NORMAL LIFE. 40 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,542 READY FOR A RETURN TO NORMAL LIFE. AND HERE I AM, DOING A SHOW FROM 41 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:16,942 LIFE. AND HERE I AM, DOING A SHOW FROM THE KITCHEN AGAIN. 42 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:19,912 AND HERE I AM, DOING A SHOW FROM THE KITCHEN AGAIN. BECAUSE THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS 43 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:23,982 THE KITCHEN AGAIN. BECAUSE THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS THAT SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN 44 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,652 BECAUSE THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS THAT SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN L.A. 45 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:27,219 THAT SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN L.A. I THINK IT LIVES ACROSS THE 46 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:27,686 PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN L.A. I THINK IT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME. 47 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:28,987 I THINK IT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME. IN KENDALL JENNER'S OLD HOUSE. 48 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:29,588 STREET FROM ME. IN KENDALL JENNER'S OLD HOUSE. I ALSO CHOPPED THE TIP OF MY 49 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,155 IN KENDALL JENNER'S OLD HOUSE. I ALSO CHOPPED THE TIP OF MY FINGER OFF ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 50 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:30,722 I ALSO CHOPPED THE TIP OF MY FINGER OFF ON CHRISTMAS EVE. CUTTING A WHEEL OF PARMESAN. 51 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:31,857 FINGER OFF ON CHRISTMAS EVE. CUTTING A WHEEL OF PARMESAN. SO, GOOD TIMES. 52 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,359 CUTTING A WHEEL OF PARMESAN. SO, GOOD TIMES. OUR DAUGHTER JANE, WHO IS 6, 53 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:34,993 SO, GOOD TIMES. OUR DAUGHTER JANE, WHO IS 6, ASKED US LAST NIGHT IF WE COULD 54 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,261 OUR DAUGHTER JANE, WHO IS 6, ASKED US LAST NIGHT IF WE COULD THROW A "I HATE THE VIRUS" PARTY 55 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,830 ASKED US LAST NIGHT IF WE COULD THROW A "I HATE THE VIRUS" PARTY WHEN THIS IS OVER. 56 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:42,434 THROW A "I HATE THE VIRUS" PARTY WHEN THIS IS OVER. WE SAID NOT ONLY CAN YOU HAVE 57 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,068 WHEN THIS IS OVER. WE SAID NOT ONLY CAN YOU HAVE THE PARTY, YOU CAN DRIVE US HOME 58 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,838 WE SAID NOT ONLY CAN YOU HAVE THE PARTY, YOU CAN DRIVE US HOME FROM IT AFTERWARD. 59 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,739 THE PARTY, YOU CAN DRIVE US HOME FROM IT AFTERWARD. MY HOPE, AND I'M NOT KIDDING. 60 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:48,807 FROM IT AFTERWARD. MY HOPE, AND I'M NOT KIDDING. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 61 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:52,111 MY HOPE, AND I'M NOT KIDDING. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY REASONABLE HOPE IS THAT THIS 62 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:52,611 THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY REASONABLE HOPE IS THAT THIS LOCKDOWN ENDS WHEN "THE 63 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,546 MY REASONABLE HOPE IS THAT THIS LOCKDOWN ENDS WHEN "THE BACHELOR" ENDS. 64 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,049 LOCKDOWN ENDS WHEN "THE BACHELOR" ENDS. MARCH 15th. 65 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,017 BACHELOR" ENDS. MARCH 15th. THINGS ARE BAD HERE IN SOUTHERN 66 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,919 MARCH 15th. THINGS ARE BAD HERE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 67 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:01,420 THINGS ARE BAD HERE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THE HOSPITALS ARE FULL. 68 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,955 CALIFORNIA. THE HOSPITALS ARE FULL. AMBULANCES ARE DRIVING AROUND IN 69 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,623 THE HOSPITALS ARE FULL. AMBULANCES ARE DRIVING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO FIND OPEN BEDS 70 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,992 AMBULANCES ARE DRIVING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO FIND OPEN BEDS FOR THEIR PATIENTS. 71 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:07,659 CIRCLES TRYING TO FIND OPEN BEDS FOR THEIR PATIENTS. FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE DYING. 72 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:08,994 FOR THEIR PATIENTS. FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE DYING. AND OUR PRESIDENT DOES NOT CARE 73 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,964 FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE DYING. AND OUR PRESIDENT DOES NOT CARE AT ALL! 74 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:12,598 AND OUR PRESIDENT DOES NOT CARE AT ALL! YESTERDAY, HE WROTE, "THE NUMBER 75 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,699 AT ALL! YESTERDAY, HE WROTE, "THE NUMBER OF CASES AND DEATHS OF THE CHINA 76 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:18,470 YESTERDAY, HE WROTE, "THE NUMBER OF CASES AND DEATHS OF THE CHINA VIRUS IS FAR EXAGGERATED IN THE 77 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,004 OF CASES AND DEATHS OF THE CHINA VIRUS IS FAR EXAGGERATED IN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE OF 78 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:22,407 VIRUS IS FAR EXAGGERATED IN THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE OF @CDCGOV'S RIDICULOUS METHOD OF 79 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,775 UNITED STATES BECAUSE OF @CDCGOV'S RIDICULOUS METHOD OF DETERMINATION COMPARED TO OTHER 80 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,778 @CDCGOV'S RIDICULOUS METHOD OF DETERMINATION COMPARED TO OTHER COUNTRIES, MANY OF WHOM REPORT, 81 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:27,412 DETERMINATION COMPARED TO OTHER COUNTRIES, MANY OF WHOM REPORT, PURPOSELY, VERY INACCURATELY AND 82 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,680 COUNTRIES, MANY OF WHOM REPORT, PURPOSELY, VERY INACCURATELY AND LOW. 83 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,349 PURPOSELY, VERY INACCURATELY AND LOW. 'WHEN IN DOUBT, CALL IT COVID.' 84 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,850 LOW. 'WHEN IN DOUBT, CALL IT COVID.' FAKE NEWS!" 85 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,386 'WHEN IN DOUBT, CALL IT COVID.' FAKE NEWS!" CAN WE PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET 86 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,888 FAKE NEWS!" CAN WE PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET ALREADY? 87 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,689 CAN WE PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET ALREADY? WITH A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE 88 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,857 ALREADY? WITH A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH? 89 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,125 WITH A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH? WHILE MOST OF US ARE BACK TO 90 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,660 OVER HIS MOUTH? WHILE MOST OF US ARE BACK TO REALITY TODAY, DONALD TRUMP IS 91 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,328 WHILE MOST OF US ARE BACK TO REALITY TODAY, DONALD TRUMP IS FURTHER FROM IT THAN HE'S EVER 92 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:43,629 REALITY TODAY, DONALD TRUMP IS FURTHER FROM IT THAN HE'S EVER BEEN. 93 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,363 FURTHER FROM IT THAN HE'S EVER BEEN. TRUMP SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ANNUAL 94 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,564 BEEN. TRUMP SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ANNUAL NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH AT 95 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,665 TRUMP SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ANNUAL NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH AT MAR-A-LAGO. 96 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,002 NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH AT MAR-A-LAGO. HE ABRUPTLY WENT BACK TO 97 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:50,636 MAR-A-LAGO. HE ABRUPTLY WENT BACK TO WASHINGTON TO WORK ON THE COUP 98 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,037 HE ABRUPTLY WENT BACK TO WASHINGTON TO WORK ON THE COUP HE'S BEEN PLOTTING. 99 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,672 WASHINGTON TO WORK ON THE COUP HE'S BEEN PLOTTING. BUT THE PARTY WENT ON. 100 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,007 HE'S BEEN PLOTTING. BUT THE PARTY WENT ON. LED BY BOY WONDER DJTJ. 101 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,508 BUT THE PARTY WENT ON. LED BY BOY WONDER DJTJ. WHO PARTIED THE YEAR AWAY WITH 102 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,544 LED BY BOY WONDER DJTJ. WHO PARTIED THE YEAR AWAY WITH RUDY GIULIANI AND MUSIC FROM 103 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,712 WHO PARTIED THE YEAR AWAY WITH RUDY GIULIANI AND MUSIC FROM VANILLA ICE. 104 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:14,693 ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE. 105 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,828 >> Jimmy: WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE. DON JR. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE 106 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:20,599 KNOW WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE. DON JR. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO VANILLA'S ONE HIT SONG. 107 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:30,609 DON JR. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO VANILLA'S ONE HIT SONG. LOOK AT THIS. 108 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:42,988 >> Jimmy: ASTROPHYSICISTS ARE CALLING THAT THE FIRST-EVER EVIDENCE OF A WHITE HOLE. 109 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,256 CALLING THAT THE FIRST-EVER EVIDENCE OF A WHITE HOLE. IMAGINE RAPPING ALONG TO 110 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:44,856 EVIDENCE OF A WHITE HOLE. IMAGINE RAPPING ALONG TO "ICE ICE BABY" AND GOING "I'D 111 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,358 IMAGINE RAPPING ALONG TO "ICE ICE BABY" AND GOING "I'D BETTER GET OUT MY PHONE. 112 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,259 "ICE ICE BABY" AND GOING "I'D BETTER GET OUT MY PHONE. PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANNA SEE 113 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:47,593 BETTER GET OUT MY PHONE. PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANNA SEE THIS." 114 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:48,227 PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANNA SEE THIS." SO NOW WE WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE 115 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:48,760 THIS." SO NOW WE WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE GO TO THE 116 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,361 SO NOW WE WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE GO TO THE VANILLA I.C.U. AS A RESULT OF 117 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:49,895 HOW MANY PEOPLE GO TO THE VANILLA I.C.U. AS A RESULT OF THIS PARTY. 118 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,529 VANILLA I.C.U. AS A RESULT OF THIS PARTY. ONE OF MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 119 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,163 THIS PARTY. ONE OF MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS WAS TO SPEND LESS TIME THINKING 120 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:53,432 ONE OF MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS WAS TO SPEND LESS TIME THINKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP- AND IT WAS 121 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:53,932 WAS TO SPEND LESS TIME THINKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP- AND IT WAS GOING PRETTY WELL UNTIL 122 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,033 ABOUT DONALD TRUMP- AND IT WAS GOING PRETTY WELL UNTIL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. 123 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,035 GOING PRETTY WELL UNTIL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. HE HAD ANOTHER PERFECT CALL OVER 124 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,004 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. HE HAD ANOTHER PERFECT CALL OVER THE WEEKEND. 125 00:03:59,006 --> 00:03:59,638 HE HAD ANOTHER PERFECT CALL OVER THE WEEKEND. THE WASHINGTON POST RELEASED A 126 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,973 THE WEEKEND. THE WASHINGTON POST RELEASED A RECORDING OF AN HOUR-LONG PHONE 127 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,641 THE WASHINGTON POST RELEASED A RECORDING OF AN HOUR-LONG PHONE CALL, DURING WHICH DONALD TRUMP 128 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,209 RECORDING OF AN HOUR-LONG PHONE CALL, DURING WHICH DONALD TRUMP CAN BE HEARD PRESSURING AND 129 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:07,479 CALL, DURING WHICH DONALD TRUMP CAN BE HEARD PRESSURING AND THREATENING THE 130 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,046 CAN BE HEARD PRESSURING AND THREATENING THE GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE, 131 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,815 THREATENING THE GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, URGING HIM 132 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:10,949 GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, URGING HIM TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE 133 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,484 BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, URGING HIM TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. 134 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,619 TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE THING 135 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,454 ELECTION. I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE THING TWICE. 136 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,789 I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE THING TWICE. IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE 137 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,993 TWICE. IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. 138 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,728 IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. THIS GUY, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, IS 139 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,930 TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. THIS GUY, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, IS A REPUBLICAN, WHO SAYS HE VOTED 140 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,064 THIS GUY, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, IS A REPUBLICAN, WHO SAYS HE VOTED FOR TRUMP TWICE! 141 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:29,768 A REPUBLICAN, WHO SAYS HE VOTED FOR TRUMP TWICE! GOOD GOIN', BRAD! 142 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,235 FOR TRUMP TWICE! GOOD GOIN', BRAD! ACCORDING TO CNN, THE 143 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:32,004 GOOD GOIN', BRAD! ACCORDING TO CNN, THE WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS TO 144 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:34,406 ACCORDING TO CNN, THE WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS TO GET RAFFENSPERGER ON THE PHONE 145 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,440 WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS TO GET RAFFENSPERGER ON THE PHONE BEFORE HE FINALLY PICKED UP. 146 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,309 GET RAFFENSPERGER ON THE PHONE BEFORE HE FINALLY PICKED UP. THAT HAS TO BE THE RECORD FOR 147 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,910 BEFORE HE FINALLY PICKED UP. THAT HAS TO BE THE RECORD FOR MOST TIMES SOMEONE HAS SCREENED 148 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,379 THAT HAS TO BE THE RECORD FOR MOST TIMES SOMEONE HAS SCREENED A CALL FROM THE PRESIDENT, 149 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,214 MOST TIMES SOMEONE HAS SCREENED A CALL FROM THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT? 150 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:45,317 A CALL FROM THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT? AND THIS IS SOME CALL. 151 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,818 RIGHT? AND THIS IS SOME CALL. TRUMP CLAIMED, AMONG MANY OTHER 152 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,220 AND THIS IS SOME CALL. TRUMP CLAIMED, AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS, THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE 153 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:50,322 TRUMP CLAIMED, AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS, THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE LOST GEORGIA BECAUSE 154 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:51,623 THINGS, THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE LOST GEORGIA BECAUSE HE HAD BIGGER CROWDS THAN BIDEN. 155 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,858 COULD HAVE LOST GEORGIA BECAUSE HE HAD BIGGER CROWDS THAN BIDEN. AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF 156 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,960 HE HAD BIGGER CROWDS THAN BIDEN. AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF DUELING MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS. 157 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,495 AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF DUELING MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS. HE BROUGHT UP ALL KINDS OF CRAZY 158 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,929 DUELING MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS. HE BROUGHT UP ALL KINDS OF CRAZY THINGS HE SAYS HE'S BEEN 159 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,132 HE BROUGHT UP ALL KINDS OF CRAZY THINGS HE SAYS HE'S BEEN "HEARING" ON TRUMP MEDIA. 160 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,533 THINGS HE SAYS HE'S BEEN "HEARING" ON TRUMP MEDIA. IT WAS THE KIND OF CALL THAT 161 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,902 "HEARING" ON TRUMP MEDIA. IT WAS THE KIND OF CALL THAT MAKES YOU WONDER, "IS HE STUPID 162 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,104 IT WAS THE KIND OF CALL THAT MAKES YOU WONDER, "IS HE STUPID OR DRUNK?" 163 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,039 MAKES YOU WONDER, "IS HE STUPID OR DRUNK?" AND THEN YOU REMEMBER HE DOESN'T 164 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,874 OR DRUNK?" AND THEN YOU REMEMBER HE DOESN'T DRINK. 165 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,976 AND THEN YOU REMEMBER HE DOESN'T DRINK. TRUMP TRIED EVERYTHING. 166 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,980 DRINK. TRUMP TRIED EVERYTHING. HE BRAGGED, HE CHALLENGED, HE 167 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,549 TRUMP TRIED EVERYTHING. HE BRAGGED, HE CHALLENGED, HE THREATENED. 168 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,917 HE BRAGGED, HE CHALLENGED, HE THREATENED. HE TOLD THE SECRETARY OF STATE 169 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,285 THREATENED. HE TOLD THE SECRETARY OF STATE HE WOULD COME TO GEORGIA AND EAT 170 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,353 HE TOLD THE SECRETARY OF STATE HE WOULD COME TO GEORGIA AND EAT ALL THEIR PEACHES. 171 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:22,454 HE WOULD COME TO GEORGIA AND EAT ALL THEIR PEACHES. NOTHING. 172 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,356 ALL THEIR PEACHES. NOTHING. NEITHER RAFFENSBERGER NOR HIS 173 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:24,923 NOTHING. NEITHER RAFFENSBERGER NOR HIS LAWYER, RYAN GERMANY, WERE 174 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:25,524 NEITHER RAFFENSBERGER NOR HIS LAWYER, RYAN GERMANY, WERE BUYING ANY OF IT. 175 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,058 LAWYER, RYAN GERMANY, WERE BUYING ANY OF IT. THEY JUST KEPT SAYING THE 176 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:26,625 BUYING ANY OF IT. THEY JUST KEPT SAYING THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE IS NOT 177 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:26,858 THEY JUST KEPT SAYING THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE IS NOT CORRECT. 178 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,459 INFORMATION YOU HAVE IS NOT CORRECT. SO TRUMP HUNG UP AND TRIED TO 179 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:31,330 CORRECT. SO TRUMP HUNG UP AND TRIED TO SELL HIS B.S. SOMEPLACE ELSE. 180 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:34,132 SO TRUMP HUNG UP AND TRIED TO SELL HIS B.S. SOMEPLACE ELSE. >> WE HAVE A SGIE ON THE PHONE 181 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,500 SELL HIS B.S. SOMEPLACE ELSE. >> WE HAVE A SGIE ON THE PHONE IN FLORIDA, HELD HAD OH, WE 182 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,635 >> WE HAVE A SGIE ON THE PHONE IN FLORIDA, HELD HAD OH, WE APPRECIATE THE TIME AND THE 183 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,069 IN FLORIDA, HELD HAD OH, WE APPRECIATE THE TIME AND THE CALL. 184 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,937 APPRECIATE THE TIME AND THE CALL. SO, WE HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME 185 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,506 CALL. SO, WE HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THIS THIS, AND IF WE COULD 186 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,908 SO, WE HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THIS THIS, AND IF WE COULD JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE 187 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,811 ON THIS THIS, AND IF WE COULD JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY 188 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:46,712 JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT WE WON SUBSTANTIALLY 189 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:50,215 NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT WE WON SUBSTANTIALLY IN GEORGIA, AND THEY ARE 190 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,483 CLEAR THAT WE WON SUBSTANTIALLY IN GEORGIA, AND THEY ARE REMOVING MACHINERY AND THEY ARE 191 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,019 IN GEORGIA, AND THEY ARE REMOVING MACHINERY AND THEY ARE MOVING IT AS FAST AS THEY CAN. 192 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,821 REMOVING MACHINERY AND THEY ARE MOVING IT AS FAST AS THEY CAN. BOTH OF WHICH ARE CRIMINAL -- 193 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,322 MOVING IT AS FAST AS THEY CAN. BOTH OF WHICH ARE CRIMINAL -- >> BUT I MEAN, FOR YOU, THE 194 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,157 BOTH OF WHICH ARE CRIMINAL -- >> BUT I MEAN, FOR YOU, THE FAMILY, THE SHOW, THE KIDS -- 195 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,993 >> BUT I MEAN, FOR YOU, THE FAMILY, THE SHOW, THE KIDS -- >> I'M NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU 196 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,197 FAMILY, THE SHOW, THE KIDS -- >> I'M NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU ARE LETTING IT HAPPEN. 197 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,533 >> I'M NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU ARE LETTING IT HAPPEN. ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS, I WANT 198 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:13,872 ARE LETTING IT HAPPEN. ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS, I WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES WHICH IS 199 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,142 ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS, I WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE, BECAUSE 200 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:17,509 TO FIND 11,780 VOTES WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE, BECAUSE WE WANT TO SAY. 201 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,610 ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE, BECAUSE WE WANT TO SAY. >> WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR 202 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:18,844 WE WANT TO SAY. >> WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 203 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,079 >> WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. SO THAT WENT SOUTH QUICKLY. 204 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,515 THAT. SO THAT WENT SOUTH QUICKLY. TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY FOR 205 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,149 SO THAT WENT SOUTH QUICKLY. TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THAT. 206 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,785 TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THAT. WE WILL JUST SAY OUR APOLOGIES, 207 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,820 THAT. WE WILL JUST SAY OUR APOLOGIES, AND HE GOT EXCITED AND AT LEAST 208 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,554 WE WILL JUST SAY OUR APOLOGIES, AND HE GOT EXCITED AND AT LEAST I CAN SAY -- 209 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,757 AND HE GOT EXCITED AND AT LEAST I CAN SAY -- >> THE OTHER PEOPLE, DEAD 210 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,159 I CAN SAY -- >> THE OTHER PEOPLE, DEAD PEOPLE, SO DEAD PEOPLE VOTED. 211 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:34,793 >> THE OTHER PEOPLE, DEAD PEOPLE, SO DEAD PEOPLE VOTED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD 212 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,128 PEOPLE, SO DEAD PEOPLE VOTED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD BE DOING. 213 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,829 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD BE DOING. SELLING SMOOTHIES ON QVC. 214 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,164 BE DOING. SELLING SMOOTHIES ON QVC. AND OF COURSE, MANY PROMINENT 215 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:39,865 SELLING SMOOTHIES ON QVC. AND OF COURSE, MANY PROMINENT REPUBLICANS ARE FURIOUS, BUT NOT 216 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,432 AND OF COURSE, MANY PROMINENT REPUBLICANS ARE FURIOUS, BUT NOT AT THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE. 217 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,032 REPUBLICANS ARE FURIOUS, BUT NOT AT THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE. NO, THAT WOULD BE DANGEROUS. 218 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:41,400 AT THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE. NO, THAT WOULD BE DANGEROUS. THEY'RE MAD AT 219 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,769 NO, THAT WOULD BE DANGEROUS. THEY'RE MAD AT BRAD RAFFENSBERGER FOR TAPING 220 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,936 THEY'RE MAD AT BRAD RAFFENSBERGER FOR TAPING THE CALL. 221 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,505 BRAD RAFFENSBERGER FOR TAPING THE CALL. AND TRUMP HAS ALREADY FILED A 222 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,340 THE CALL. AND TRUMP HAS ALREADY FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER 223 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:49,408 AND TRUMP HAS ALREADY FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER FOR RELEASING THE TAPE. 224 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,842 LAWSUIT AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER FOR RELEASING THE TAPE. BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS. 225 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,210 FOR RELEASING THE TAPE. BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS. HE REALLY IS THE WEAKEST, 226 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:52,744 BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS. HE REALLY IS THE WEAKEST, WHINIEST LITTLE DICTATOR 227 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,045 HE REALLY IS THE WEAKEST, WHINIEST LITTLE DICTATOR IMAGINABLE. 228 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,981 WHINIEST LITTLE DICTATOR IMAGINABLE. THAT CALL WAS PATHETIC. 229 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,449 IMAGINABLE. THAT CALL WAS PATHETIC. AND IT'S INTERESTING. 230 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,483 THAT CALL WAS PATHETIC. AND IT'S INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, DURING THE LAST 231 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,152 AND IT'S INTERESTING. YOU KNOW, DURING THE LAST PERFECT CALL, THE ONE TRUMP GOT 232 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:02,687 YOU KNOW, DURING THE LAST PERFECT CALL, THE ONE TRUMP GOT IMPEACHED FOR, REPUBLICANS LINED 233 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:03,288 PERFECT CALL, THE ONE TRUMP GOT IMPEACHED FOR, REPUBLICANS LINED UP AND SAID "WE CAN'T IMPEACH! 234 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,222 IMPEACHED FOR, REPUBLICANS LINED UP AND SAID "WE CAN'T IMPEACH! CONGRESS SHOULDN'T DECIDE WHO'S 235 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,324 UP AND SAID "WE CAN'T IMPEACH! CONGRESS SHOULDN'T DECIDE WHO'S PRESIDENT. 236 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:10,996 CONGRESS SHOULDN'T DECIDE WHO'S PRESIDENT. THE PEOPLE SHOULD DECIDE!" 237 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,231 PRESIDENT. THE PEOPLE SHOULD DECIDE!" AND NOW, THESE SAME 238 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:13,865 THE PEOPLE SHOULD DECIDE!" AND NOW, THESE SAME CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WAIT? 239 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,934 AND NOW, THESE SAME CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WAIT? THE PEOPLE DECIDED ON BIDEN? 240 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,170 CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WAIT? THE PEOPLE DECIDED ON BIDEN? IN THAT CASE, LET'S LET CONGRESS 241 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,538 THE PEOPLE DECIDED ON BIDEN? IN THAT CASE, LET'S LET CONGRESS DECIDE!" 242 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,506 IN THAT CASE, LET'S LET CONGRESS DECIDE!" CARL BERNSTEIN, THE REPORTER WHO 243 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,408 DECIDE!" CARL BERNSTEIN, THE REPORTER WHO BROKE THE WATERGATE SCANDAL BACK 244 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,143 CARL BERNSTEIN, THE REPORTER WHO BROKE THE WATERGATE SCANDAL BACK IN THE '70s, SAID WHAT THE 245 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,478 BROKE THE WATERGATE SCANDAL BACK IN THE '70s, SAID WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID ON THIS TAPE WAS, 246 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,746 IN THE '70s, SAID WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID ON THIS TAPE WAS, "FAR WORSE THAN WATERGATE." 247 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,582 PRESIDENT SAID ON THIS TAPE WAS, "FAR WORSE THAN WATERGATE." BUT I GUESS TRUMP FIGURES, "I'VE 248 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,183 "FAR WORSE THAN WATERGATE." BUT I GUESS TRUMP FIGURES, "I'VE ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT, WHAT 249 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:32,484 BUT I GUESS TRUMP FIGURES, "I'VE ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT, WHAT THE HELL?" 250 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,053 ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT, WHAT THE HELL?" THIS NOTE WAS ADDED TO THE 251 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,154 THE HELL?" THIS NOTE WAS ADDED TO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICIAL "SCHEDULE" 252 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,989 THIS NOTE WAS ADDED TO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICIAL "SCHEDULE" TODAY. 253 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:38,924 PRESIDENT'S OFFICIAL "SCHEDULE" TODAY. "PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM 254 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,826 TODAY. "PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE 255 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,727 "PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE IN THE EVENING. 256 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,596 EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE IN THE EVENING. HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE 257 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,364 IN THE EVENING. HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE MANY MEETINGS." 258 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,866 HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE MANY MEETINGS." HE WILL BE A VERY GOOD BOY AND 259 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,334 MANY MEETINGS." HE WILL BE A VERY GOOD BOY AND NOT THROW CHEESEBURGERS AT ANY 260 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:54,639 HE WILL BE A VERY GOOD BOY AND NOT THROW CHEESEBURGERS AT ANY MEMBER OF HIS STAFF. 261 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,607 NOT THROW CHEESEBURGERS AT ANY MEMBER OF HIS STAFF. ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS STAYING IN 262 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,074 MEMBER OF HIS STAFF. ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS STAYING IN OFFICE. 263 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:56,641 ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS STAYING IN OFFICE. BECAUSE WHEN HE DOES LEAVE 264 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,542 OFFICE. BECAUSE WHEN HE DOES LEAVE OFFICE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE 265 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:01,813 BECAUSE WHEN HE DOES LEAVE OFFICE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE FORCED TO DO THIS. 266 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,282 OFFICE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE FORCED TO DO THIS. >>> THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE 267 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,116 FORCED TO DO THIS. >>> THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 268 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,819 >>> THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. >> BUT THE WHINING HAS JUST 269 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,019 UNITED STATES. >> BUT THE WHINING HAS JUST BEGUN. 270 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,087 >> BUT THE WHINING HAS JUST BEGUN. >> THIS IS A FRAUD ON THE 271 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:09,888 BEGUN. >> THIS IS A FRAUD ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 272 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,991 >> THIS IS A FRAUD ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. >> GET READY FOR BASELESS 273 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,494 AMERICAN PUBLIC. >> GET READY FOR BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AND DUMB CONSPIRACY 274 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,862 >> GET READY FOR BASELESS ALLEGATIONS AND DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM OUR SOON TO BE 275 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,498 ALLEGATIONS AND DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM OUR SOON TO BE EXPRESIDENT AND HIS CRY-BABY 276 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:19,698 THEORIES FROM OUR SOON TO BE EXPRESIDENT AND HIS CRY-BABY SONS. 277 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,800 EXPRESIDENT AND HIS CRY-BABY SONS. >> IT'S CORRUPTION, IT'S NOT 278 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:22,367 SONS. >> IT'S CORRUPTION, IT'S NOT FAIR. 279 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,802 >> IT'S CORRUPTION, IT'S NOT FAIR. >> THEY ARE PUTTING UP PIZZA 280 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,303 FAIR. >> THEY ARE PUTTING UP PIZZA BOXES ON THE WINDOWS. 281 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:29,941 >> THEY ARE PUTTING UP PIZZA BOXES ON THE WINDOWS. >> ALL THAT AND MORE. 282 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:33,879 BOXES ON THE WINDOWS. >> ALL THAT AND MORE. SOMEBODY CALL A WHAMBULANCE, 283 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,081 >> ALL THAT AND MORE. SOMEBODY CALL A WHAMBULANCE, DONALD TRUMP IS THE SOREST 284 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:36,281 SOMEBODY CALL A WHAMBULANCE, DONALD TRUMP IS THE SOREST LOSER. 285 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,049 DONALD TRUMP IS THE SOREST LOSER. EVERY DAY FROM NOW UNTIL PRISON, 286 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,919 LOSER. EVERY DAY FROM NOW UNTIL PRISON, ON NBC. 287 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:41,987 EVERY DAY FROM NOW UNTIL PRISON, ON NBC. >> Jimmy: IT STARTED ON NBC AND 288 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,455 ON NBC. >> Jimmy: IT STARTED ON NBC AND IT'LL END ON NBC. 289 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:44,623 >> Jimmy: IT STARTED ON NBC AND IT'LL END ON NBC. SO THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH 290 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,358 IT'LL END ON NBC. SO THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH EBENEEZER STOOGE. 291 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,492 SO THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH EBENEEZER STOOGE. BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD NEWS. 292 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,128 EBENEEZER STOOGE. BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD NEWS. ONE OF MANY THINGS WE HAVE TO BE 293 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,930 BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD NEWS. ONE OF MANY THINGS WE HAVE TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN THE NEW YEAR IS 294 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,365 ONE OF MANY THINGS WE HAVE TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN THE NEW YEAR IS A NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR," 295 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:53,899 THANKFUL FOR IN THE NEW YEAR IS A NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR," WHICH, AS OF TONIGHT, IS 296 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,201 A NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR," WHICH, AS OF TONIGHT, IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY. 297 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,936 WHICH, AS OF TONIGHT, IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY. BACHELOR MATT JAMES MET 32 WOMEN 298 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,638 OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY. BACHELOR MATT JAMES MET 32 WOMEN TONIGHT. 299 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,506 BACHELOR MATT JAMES MET 32 WOMEN TONIGHT. AND ONE OF THEM, A MARKETING 300 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,375 TONIGHT. AND ONE OF THEM, A MARKETING MANAGER NAMED KATIE, BROUGHT AN 301 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,344 AND ONE OF THEM, A MARKETING MANAGER NAMED KATIE, BROUGHT AN UNEXPECTED GIFT. 302 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,680 MANAGER NAMED KATIE, BROUGHT AN UNEXPECTED GIFT. >>> YOU KNOW, THIS PANDEMIC WAS 303 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,081 UNEXPECTED GIFT. >>> YOU KNOW, THIS PANDEMIC WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME, AND THIS 304 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,018 >>> YOU KNOW, THIS PANDEMIC WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME, AND THIS JUST REALLY GOT ME THROUGH A 305 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:13,184 REALLY HARD FOR ME, AND THIS JUST REALLY GOT ME THROUGH A LOT. 306 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,185 JUST REALLY GOT ME THROUGH A LOT. >> HM-MM. 307 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,623 LOT. >> HM-MM. >> AND I WAS HOPING TO PASS THE 308 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,358 >> HM-MM. >> AND I WAS HOPING TO PASS THE TORCH TO YOU, BUT -- 309 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,326 >> AND I WAS HOPING TO PASS THE TORCH TO YOU, BUT -- >> 310 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:21,960 TORCH TO YOU, BUT -- >> >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SEX TOY SHE'S 311 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:22,193 >> >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SEX TOY SHE'S HOLDING. 312 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:22,827 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SEX TOY SHE'S HOLDING. LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ROBBING HIM 313 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:23,762 HOLDING. LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ROBBING HIM AT VIBRATOR-POINT. 314 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,362 LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ROBBING HIM AT VIBRATOR-POINT. I HOPE SHE BRINGS THAT TO THE 315 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:29,568 AT VIBRATOR-POINT. I HOPE SHE BRINGS THAT TO THE HOMETOWN VISIT. 316 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,135 I HOPE SHE BRINGS THAT TO THE HOMETOWN VISIT. THAT WOULD BE FUN FOR MOM. 317 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:30,735 HOMETOWN VISIT. THAT WOULD BE FUN FOR MOM. BUT THE AWARD FOR WORST FIRST 318 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,603 THAT WOULD BE FUN FOR MOM. BUT THE AWARD FOR WORST FIRST IMPRESSION TONIGHT WAS NOT TO A 319 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,938 BUT THE AWARD FOR WORST FIRST IMPRESSION TONIGHT WAS NOT TO A PLASTIC BODY PART, THAT HONOR 320 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:33,505 IMPRESSION TONIGHT WAS NOT TO A PLASTIC BODY PART, THAT HONOR WENT TO A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED 321 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,140 PLASTIC BODY PART, THAT HONOR WENT TO A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED VICTORIA. 322 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,641 WENT TO A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED VICTORIA. WHO IS JUST, TERRIBLE. 323 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:47,452 >>> QUEEN VICTORIA IS HERE, I KNOW I'M SO CONFIDENT AND I'M SO FUN AND I KNOW I MADE A GOOD 324 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,086 KNOW I'M SO CONFIDENT AND I'M SO FUN AND I KNOW I MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 325 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,823 FUN AND I KNOW I MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION. SO, I JUST WANT TO LIKE PUT MY 326 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,757 IMPRESSION. SO, I JUST WANT TO LIKE PUT MY BEST FOOT FORWARD. 327 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:52,924 SO, I JUST WANT TO LIKE PUT MY BEST FOOT FORWARD. AH! 328 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:53,525 BEST FOOT FORWARD. AH! >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF 329 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:56,428 AH! >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" LOOKS HILARIOUS. 330 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,463 >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "THE CROWN" LOOKS HILARIOUS. THIS VICTORIA IS OBVIOUSLY PART 331 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:58,964 "THE CROWN" LOOKS HILARIOUS. THIS VICTORIA IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE SHOW BECAUSE HER 332 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,266 THIS VICTORIA IS OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE SHOW BECAUSE HER PERSONALITY IS TERRIBLE. 333 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,836 OF THE SHOW BECAUSE HER PERSONALITY IS TERRIBLE. SHE CALLED HERSELF "THE QUEEN" 334 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,338 PERSONALITY IS TERRIBLE. SHE CALLED HERSELF "THE QUEEN" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 335 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,872 SHE CALLED HERSELF "THE QUEEN" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND IT WOULD IT APPEAR THAT "THE 336 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:08,540 OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND IT WOULD IT APPEAR THAT "THE QUEEN" DIDN'T FARE SO WELL ON 337 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,107 AND IT WOULD IT APPEAR THAT "THE QUEEN" DIDN'T FARE SO WELL ON THE ANALOGY PORTION OF THE 338 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:13,011 QUEEN" DIDN'T FARE SO WELL ON THE ANALOGY PORTION OF THE S.A.T. 339 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,681 THE ANALOGY PORTION OF THE S.A.T. >>> Y'ALL HAVE NOT MADE IT ANY 340 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,849 S.A.T. >>> Y'ALL HAVE NOT MADE IT ANY EASIER BEING GORGEOUS AND GREAT 341 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,516 >>> Y'ALL HAVE NOT MADE IT ANY EASIER BEING GORGEOUS AND GREAT PEOPLE. 342 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,019 EASIER BEING GORGEOUS AND GREAT PEOPLE. SO, IT'S LIKE DRINKING THROUGH A 343 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:21,286 PEOPLE. SO, IT'S LIKE DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE. 344 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,320 SO, IT'S LIKE DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE. IT'S TRYING -- 345 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,023 FIRE HOSE. IT'S TRYING -- >> DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE 346 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,891 IT'S TRYING -- >> DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE I NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION? 347 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:27,959 >> DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE I NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION? IS THAT SOUTHERN? 348 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:34,466 I NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION? IS THAT SOUTHERN? >> IT'S A GENERAL TRYING TO TAKE 349 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,001 IS THAT SOUTHERN? >> IT'S A GENERAL TRYING TO TAKE ON A LOT OF INFORMATION AT ONE 350 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:36,434 >> IT'S A GENERAL TRYING TO TAKE ON A LOT OF INFORMATION AT ONE TIM 351 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,636 ON A LOT OF INFORMATION AT ONE TIM TIME, IF YOU OPEN A FIRE HOSE, 352 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,404 TIM TIME, IF YOU OPEN A FIRE HOSE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DRINK OUT OF 353 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,405 TIME, IF YOU OPEN A FIRE HOSE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DRINK OUT OF THE FIRE HOSE. 354 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,606 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DRINK OUT OF THE FIRE HOSE. >> BUT I'M LIKE THE BEST FIRE 355 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,474 THE FIRE HOSE. >> BUT I'M LIKE THE BEST FIRE HOSE, SO I WILL MAKE A GOOD 356 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,608 >> BUT I'M LIKE THE BEST FIRE HOSE, SO I WILL MAKE A GOOD DRINK FOR YOU. 357 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,242 HOSE, SO I WILL MAKE A GOOD DRINK FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THANKS, GOODBYE. 358 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,076 DRINK FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THANKS, GOODBYE. MATT DID GIVE "QUEEN VICTORIA" A 359 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:45,877 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THANKS, GOODBYE. MATT DID GIVE "QUEEN VICTORIA" A ROSE, THE FINAL ROSE. 360 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,946 MATT DID GIVE "QUEEN VICTORIA" A ROSE, THE FINAL ROSE. WHICH WAS A REAL SLAP IN THE 361 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,848 ROSE, THE FINAL ROSE. WHICH WAS A REAL SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE 8 NORMAL WOMEN WHO 362 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,650 WHICH WAS A REAL SLAP IN THE FACE TO THE 8 NORMAL WOMEN WHO GOT SENT HOME 12 HOURS AFTER 363 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,020 FACE TO THE 8 NORMAL WOMEN WHO GOT SENT HOME 12 HOURS AFTER BEING FORCED TO QUARANTINE FOR 364 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,254 GOT SENT HOME 12 HOURS AFTER BEING FORCED TO QUARANTINE FOR 2 WEEKS. 365 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,555 BEING FORCED TO QUARANTINE FOR 2 WEEKS. I WILL ASK MATT ABOUT THIS 366 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,790 2 WEEKS. I WILL ASK MATT ABOUT THIS MOMENTS FROM NOW. 367 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:02,060 I WILL ASK MATT ABOUT THIS MOMENTS FROM NOW. BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME FOR OUR 368 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,994 MOMENTS FROM NOW. BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME FOR OUR OPENING NIGHT TRADITION. 369 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,895 BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME FOR OUR OPENING NIGHT TRADITION. MY WIFE MOLLY IS VERY GOOD AT 370 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,530 OPENING NIGHT TRADITION. MY WIFE MOLLY IS VERY GOOD AT PREDICTING WHO WILL WIN THESE 371 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:05,730 MY WIFE MOLLY IS VERY GOOD AT PREDICTING WHO WILL WIN THESE SHOWS. 372 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:06,965 PREDICTING WHO WILL WIN THESE SHOWS. SHE HAS NOW CORRECTLY PREDICTED 373 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,433 SHOWS. SHE HAS NOW CORRECTLY PREDICTED EIGHT OF THE LAST ELEVEN WINNERS 374 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,002 SHE HAS NOW CORRECTLY PREDICTED EIGHT OF THE LAST ELEVEN WINNERS ON "THE BACHELOR" AND 375 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,538 EIGHT OF THE LAST ELEVEN WINNERS ON "THE BACHELOR" AND "BACHELORETTE." 376 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,172 ON "THE BACHELOR" AND "BACHELORETTE." PEOPLE RELY ON HER FOR THIS HAD 377 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:14,472 "BACHELORETTE." PEOPLE RELY ON HER FOR THIS HAD INFORMATION. 378 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,342 PEOPLE RELY ON HER FOR THIS HAD INFORMATION. AND SO WE GO TO HER LIVE NOW. 379 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,477 INFORMATION. AND SO WE GO TO HER LIVE NOW. IN ANOTHER PART OF OUR HOME, OH, 380 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,213 AND SO WE GO TO HER LIVE NOW. IN ANOTHER PART OF OUR HOME, OH, THERE'S JANE, HI, JANE, HI, 381 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:22,447 IN ANOTHER PART OF OUR HOME, OH, THERE'S JANE, HI, JANE, HI, MOLLY. 382 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,782 THERE'S JANE, HI, JANE, HI, MOLLY. >> HI, HOW IS IT GOING? 383 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,350 MOLLY. >> HI, HOW IS IT GOING? >> WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 384 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:33,825 >> HI, HOW IS IT GOING? >> WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? >> WE ARE IN THE ADDITION TO OUR 385 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,428 >> WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? >> WE ARE IN THE ADDITION TO OUR HOME, THE SANTA TENT FOR JANE. 386 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,762 >> WE ARE IN THE ADDITION TO OUR HOME, THE SANTA TENT FOR JANE. IT LIVES PERMANENTLY IN OUR 387 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:37,962 HOME, THE SANTA TENT FOR JANE. IT LIVES PERMANENTLY IN OUR HOME. 388 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,531 IT LIVES PERMANENTLY IN OUR HOME. >> JANE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOMMY 389 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,499 HOME. >> JANE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOMMY IS GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW? 390 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:41,733 >> JANE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOMMY IS GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW? NO? 391 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,535 IS GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW? NO? >> IT'S IMPORTANT BEFORE WE 392 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,305 NO? >> IT'S IMPORTANT BEFORE WE START, JANE, TO KNOW WE DON'T 393 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,273 >> IT'S IMPORTANT BEFORE WE START, JANE, TO KNOW WE DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE ON 394 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,507 START, JANE, TO KNOW WE DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE ON REALITY TV THE, RIGHT? 395 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,376 JUDGE PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE ON REALITY TV THE, RIGHT? >> JANE, YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY 396 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,377 REALITY TV THE, RIGHT? >> JANE, YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY TV IS? 397 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,178 >> JANE, YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY TV IS? NO? 398 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:53,378 TV IS? NO? OKAY. 399 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,046 NO? OKAY. WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT NOW. 400 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,047 OKAY. WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT NOW. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 401 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,449 WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT NOW. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> SO, THIS WAS TOUGH, THERE'S A 402 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:58,416 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> SO, THIS WAS TOUGH, THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT WOMEN. 403 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,118 >> SO, THIS WAS TOUGH, THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT WOMEN. 32 WOMEN, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT IN 404 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,353 LOT OF GREAT WOMEN. 32 WOMEN, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. 405 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,656 32 WOMEN, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. BUT THESE ARE PROMISING PICKS. 406 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,024 LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. BUT THESE ARE PROMISING PICKS. CHELSEA FROM NEW YORK JUST LIKE 407 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,393 BUT THESE ARE PROMISING PICKS. CHELSEA FROM NEW YORK JUST LIKE HIM, A RUN-WAY MODEL. 408 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,562 CHELSEA FROM NEW YORK JUST LIKE HIM, A RUN-WAY MODEL. RUN-WAY MODEL IS GOOD. 409 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:15,066 HIM, A RUN-WAY MODEL. RUN-WAY MODEL IS GOOD. SARAH, BROADCAST JOURNALIST. 410 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:15,633 RUN-WAY MODEL IS GOOD. SARAH, BROADCAST JOURNALIST. HAS NICE ORANGES. 411 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,404 SARAH, BROADCAST JOURNALIST. HAS NICE ORANGES. THIS IS SERENA-P, CANADIAN, HAVE 412 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,705 HAS NICE ORANGES. THIS IS SERENA-P, CANADIAN, HAVE TO LOVE A CANADIAN. 413 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:25,043 THIS IS SERENA-P, CANADIAN, HAVE TO LOVE A CANADIAN. >> JANE, HER LAST NAME IS P -- 414 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,213 TO LOVE A CANADIAN. >> JANE, HER LAST NAME IS P -- >> YEAH, HER LAST NAME IS P 415 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,581 >> JANE, HER LAST NAME IS P -- >> YEAH, HER LAST NAME IS P THAT'S DADDY'S HUMOR. 416 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,016 >> YEAH, HER LAST NAME IS P THAT'S DADDY'S HUMOR. AND THEN WE HAVE TWO WOMEN, 417 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,284 THAT'S DADDY'S HUMOR. AND THEN WE HAVE TWO WOMEN, THESE ARE SLEEPERS THEY HAVE NOT 418 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,686 AND THEN WE HAVE TWO WOMEN, THESE ARE SLEEPERS THEY HAVE NOT SAID MUCH BUT THEY CAN SURPRISE 419 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,955 THESE ARE SLEEPERS THEY HAVE NOT SAID MUCH BUT THEY CAN SURPRISE US, THEY ARE BOTH PRETTY AND 420 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,222 SAID MUCH BUT THEY CAN SURPRISE US, THEY ARE BOTH PRETTY AND ATTORNEYS. 421 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:37,689 US, THEY ARE BOTH PRETTY AND ATTORNEYS. KRISTIN AND THE -- 422 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,389 ATTORNEYS. KRISTIN AND THE -- >> ALL RIGHT. 423 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,325 KRISTIN AND THE -- >> ALL RIGHT. >> THIS WAS BILLY'S PICK, HE RAN 424 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,092 >> ALL RIGHT. >> THIS WAS BILLY'S PICK, HE RAN OUT, SPIDERMAN. 425 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,193 >> THIS WAS BILLY'S PICK, HE RAN OUT, SPIDERMAN. >> THAT IS SPIDERMAN. 426 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,528 OUT, SPIDERMAN. >> THAT IS SPIDERMAN. HE IS NOT IN THE RUNNING. 427 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,063 >> THAT IS SPIDERMAN. HE IS NOT IN THE RUNNING. >> WE LIKE HIM, RIGHT? 428 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:45,363 HE IS NOT IN THE RUNNING. >> WE LIKE HIM, RIGHT? >> HM-MM. 429 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,532 >> WE LIKE HIM, RIGHT? >> HM-MM. >> YEAH, AND THIS WOMAN, HER 430 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,035 >> HM-MM. >> YEAH, AND THIS WOMAN, HER NAME IS MAURI, SHE IS LIKE THE 431 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,070 >> YEAH, AND THIS WOMAN, HER NAME IS MAURI, SHE IS LIKE THE KARDASHIAN OF THE HOUSE, THAT 432 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,405 NAME IS MAURI, SHE IS LIKE THE KARDASHIAN OF THE HOUSE, THAT MEANS SHE WILL PROBABLY GO TO 433 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,507 KARDASHIAN OF THE HOUSE, THAT MEANS SHE WILL PROBABLY GO TO THE FANTASY SUITE. 434 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:58,109 MEANS SHE WILL PROBABLY GO TO THE FANTASY SUITE. THESE ARE THE TOP THREE PICKS. 435 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,043 THE FANTASY SUITE. THESE ARE THE TOP THREE PICKS. THIS WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ONE YOU 436 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,713 THESE ARE THE TOP THREE PICKS. THIS WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ONE YOU OUT OF THE LIMO, HER NAME IS 437 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:05,016 THIS WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ONE YOU OUT OF THE LIMO, HER NAME IS BREE, AND SHE HAS A SINGLE MOM, 438 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,451 OUT OF THE LIMO, HER NAME IS BREE, AND SHE HAS A SINGLE MOM, DOESN'T TRUST LOVE JUST LIKE 439 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:06,885 BREE, AND SHE HAS A SINGLE MOM, DOESN'T TRUST LOVE JUST LIKE HIM. 440 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,920 DOESN'T TRUST LOVE JUST LIKE HIM. MATT CALLED HER INCREDIBLE. 441 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,422 HIM. MATT CALLED HER INCREDIBLE. BUT HE ALSO CALLED NINE OTHER 442 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,992 MATT CALLED HER INCREDIBLE. BUT HE ALSO CALLED NINE OTHER WOMEN INCREDIBLE BUT SHE WAS THE 443 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:14,192 BUT HE ALSO CALLED NINE OTHER WOMEN INCREDIBLE BUT SHE WAS THE FIRST. 444 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,527 WOMEN INCREDIBLE BUT SHE WAS THE FIRST. BREE, SHE WILL BE IN THE TOP 445 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:15,727 FIRST. BREE, SHE WILL BE IN THE TOP THREE. 446 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,163 BREE, SHE WILL BE IN THE TOP THREE. >> BREE IS IN THE TOP THREE. 447 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,298 THREE. >> BREE IS IN THE TOP THREE. >> AND THIS IS A HARD WOMAN TO 448 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:20,832 >> BREE IS IN THE TOP THREE. >> AND THIS IS A HARD WOMAN TO BEAT. 449 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,233 >> AND THIS IS A HARD WOMAN TO BEAT. THIS IS ABIGAIL, SHE GOT THE 450 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:22,734 BEAT. THIS IS ABIGAIL, SHE GOT THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE. 451 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,369 THIS IS ABIGAIL, SHE GOT THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE. HE CALLED HER A FIGHTER BECAUSE 452 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,069 FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE. HE CALLED HER A FIGHTER BECAUSE SHE ISES DEAF. 453 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,404 HE CALLED HER A FIGHTER BECAUSE SHE ISES DEAF. WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 454 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,141 SHE ISES DEAF. WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. AND HE KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE 455 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,009 WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. AND HE KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE MOUTH. 456 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,144 AND HE KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE MOUTH. I KNOW. 457 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:33,444 MOUTH. I KNOW. YEAH. 458 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:37,849 I KNOW. YEAH. SO, I THINK ABIGAIL WILL BE UP 459 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,950 YEAH. SO, I THINK ABIGAIL WILL BE UP IN, PROBABLY IN TOP TWO. 460 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,186 SO, I THINK ABIGAIL WILL BE UP IN, PROBABLY IN TOP TWO. HARD TO BEAT, BUT I THINK IT 461 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:41,953 IN, PROBABLY IN TOP TWO. HARD TO BEAT, BUT I THINK IT WILL BE RACHEL. 462 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,088 HARD TO BEAT, BUT I THINK IT WILL BE RACHEL. BECAUSE THIS RACHEL KIND OF A 463 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:51,296 WILL BE RACHEL. BECAUSE THIS RACHEL KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN MILA CANKUNIS AND 464 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,699 BECAUSE THIS RACHEL KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN MILA CANKUNIS AND JOEY KING, I THINK THIS IS OUR 465 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,968 CROSS BETWEEN MILA CANKUNIS AND JOEY KING, I THINK THIS IS OUR PICK, RACHEL. 466 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:57,168 JOEY KING, I THINK THIS IS OUR PICK, RACHEL. RIGHT? 467 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,336 PICK, RACHEL. RIGHT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 468 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,170 RIGHT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. 469 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,271 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 470 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,173 TALKING ABOUT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT EITHER, THAT MAKES TWO OF 471 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:02,340 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT EITHER, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 472 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,676 ABOUT EITHER, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. THESE ARE THE TOP THREE, RACHEL, 473 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,945 US. THESE ARE THE TOP THREE, RACHEL, ABIGAIL, AND BREE AND I JUST 474 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,479 THESE ARE THE TOP THREE, RACHEL, ABIGAIL, AND BREE AND I JUST NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE 475 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,848 ABIGAIL, AND BREE AND I JUST NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE SAME HAIRCUT -- 476 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,381 NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE SAME HAIRCUT -- >> YES. 477 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,883 SAME HAIRCUT -- >> YES. >> IN FACT, THEY ALL HAVE KIND 478 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,483 >> YES. >> IN FACT, THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE SAME HAIR. 479 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,452 >> IN FACT, THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE SAME HAIR. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, 480 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,554 OF THE SAME HAIR. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, JANE, YOU JUST GOT BANGS, RIGHT, 481 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,055 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, JANE, YOU JUST GOT BANGS, RIGHT, JANE? 482 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:17,789 JANE, YOU JUST GOT BANGS, RIGHT, JANE? >> YES. 483 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,757 JANE? >> YES. >> JANE JUST GOT BANGS WE ARE 484 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,059 >> YES. >> JANE JUST GOT BANGS WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT HER NEW LOOK FOR 485 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,060 >> JANE JUST GOT BANGS WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT HER NEW LOOK FOR THE YEAR. 486 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:22,794 EXCITED ABOUT HER NEW LOOK FOR THE YEAR. IT WAS HER CHOICE. 487 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,063 THE YEAR. IT WAS HER CHOICE. >> ALREADY, WELL THERE YOU HAVE 488 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,997 IT WAS HER CHOICE. >> ALREADY, WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, SO, WHO DID YOU SAY RACHEL 489 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,365 >> ALREADY, WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, SO, WHO DID YOU SAY RACHEL IS GOING TO BE THE? 490 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,167 IT, SO, WHO DID YOU SAY RACHEL IS GOING TO BE THE? >> YES, I THINK IT WILL BE 491 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:29,400 IS GOING TO BE THE? >> YES, I THINK IT WILL BE RACHEL. 492 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:34,505 >> YES, I THINK IT WILL BE RACHEL. >> YES, AND THERE HAD YOU GO. 493 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,139 RACHEL. >> YES, AND THERE HAD YOU GO. ROSETRODOMOUS HAS SPOKEN. 494 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:35,440 >> YES, AND THERE HAD YOU GO. ROSETRODOMOUS HAS SPOKEN. THANK YOU. 495 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,675 ROSETRODOMOUS HAS SPOKEN. THANK YOU. >> YOU ARE SO WELCOME. 496 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,776 THANK YOU. >> YOU ARE SO WELCOME. >> WHERE IS -- 497 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:43,381 >> YOU ARE SO WELCOME. >> WHERE IS -- >> HE RAN OUT, HE A TEMPER 498 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,349 >> WHERE IS -- >> HE RAN OUT, HE A TEMPER TANTRUM BECAUSE WE COULD NOT 499 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,918 >> HE RAN OUT, HE A TEMPER TANTRUM BECAUSE WE COULD NOT FIND HIS T--REX. 500 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,989 TANTRUM BECAUSE WE COULD NOT FIND HIS T--REX. >> AND THROWING THINGS. 501 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:51,923 FIND HIS T--REX. >> AND THROWING THINGS. >> THE BRAND NEW BACHELOR 502 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,557 >> AND THROWING THINGS. >> THE BRAND NEW BACHELOR MATT JAMES IS WITH US. 503 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,191 >> THE BRAND NEW BACHELOR MATT JAMES IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN 504 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:53,591 MATT JAMES IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY. 505 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,192 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 506 00:14:54,194 --> 00:15:06,671 KELLY. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GWYNETH PALTROW. 507 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:06,871 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GWYNETH PALTROW. ♪ ♪ 508 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,740 GWYNETH PALTROW. ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 509 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,675 ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, THE NEW BACHELOR, 510 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,175 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, THE NEW BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, IS WITH US. 511 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:11,743 TONIGHT, THE NEW BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, IS WITH US. I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT 512 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:15,346 MATT JAMES, IS WITH US. I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT MEETING MATT YEARS AGO, LONG 513 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,915 I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT MEETING MATT YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE HE WAS RULER OF BACHELOR 514 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,683 MEETING MATT YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE HE WAS RULER OF BACHELOR NATION. 515 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,818 BEFORE HE WAS RULER OF BACHELOR NATION. I WILL SHARE THAT LATER ON. 516 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,220 NATION. I WILL SHARE THAT LATER ON. THEN, AFTER MATT, HIS NEW MOVIE 517 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,988 I WILL SHARE THAT LATER ON. THEN, AFTER MATT, HIS NEW MOVIE "DOWNFALLS HIGH," COMES OUT 518 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,223 THEN, AFTER MATT, HIS NEW MOVIE "DOWNFALLS HIGH," COMES OUT JANUARY 15th AND HIS ALBUM IS 519 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,126 "DOWNFALLS HIGH," COMES OUT JANUARY 15th AND HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," 520 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,695 JANUARY 15th AND HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY. 521 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,429 CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY. WE WILL BE IN MY HOUSE ALL THIS 522 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,131 MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY. WE WILL BE IN MY HOUSE ALL THIS WEEK, WITH NEW SHOWS FEATURING 523 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:37,669 WE WILL BE IN MY HOUSE ALL THIS WEEK, WITH NEW SHOWS FEATURING JIM PARSONS, REGINA KING, 524 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:38,303 WEEK, WITH NEW SHOWS FEATURING JIM PARSONS, REGINA KING, TESSA THOMPSON, ELIZABETH OLSEN, 525 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,838 JIM PARSONS, REGINA KING, TESSA THOMPSON, ELIZABETH OLSEN, JAKE TAPPER, PAUL BETTANY, AND 526 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,339 TESSA THOMPSON, ELIZABETH OLSEN, JAKE TAPPER, PAUL BETTANY, AND MUSIC FROM YOUNGBLOOD, 527 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:41,906 JAKE TAPPER, PAUL BETTANY, AND MUSIC FROM YOUNGBLOOD, BEST COAST, AND STEVE EARLE. 528 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,944 MUSIC FROM YOUNGBLOOD, BEST COAST, AND STEVE EARLE. OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE NEW YEAR 529 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,212 BEST COAST, AND STEVE EARLE. OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE NEW YEAR IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS AND 530 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,682 OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE NEW YEAR IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS AND DISPENSER OF FINE OILS, ELIXIRS, 531 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,483 IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS AND DISPENSER OF FINE OILS, ELIXIRS, & ANATOMICALLY-INFLUENCED CANDLE 532 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,686 DISPENSER OF FINE OILS, ELIXIRS, & ANATOMICALLY-INFLUENCED CANDLE SCENTS, HER WILDLY POPULAR BRAND 533 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,754 & ANATOMICALLY-INFLUENCED CANDLE SCENTS, HER WILDLY POPULAR BRAND & COMPANY IS CALLED GOOP, PLEASE 534 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,723 SCENTS, HER WILDLY POPULAR BRAND & COMPANY IS CALLED GOOP, PLEASE WELCOME GWYNETH PALTROW. 535 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,692 & COMPANY IS CALLED GOOP, PLEASE WELCOME GWYNETH PALTROW. >>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 536 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,060 WELCOME GWYNETH PALTROW. >>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD. 537 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,028 >>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M GOOD. YOU MADE ME LAUGH ALREADY. 538 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,531 >> I'M GOOD. YOU MADE ME LAUGH ALREADY. >> OH, GOOD, WELL, MAYBE WE 539 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,232 YOU MADE ME LAUGH ALREADY. >> OH, GOOD, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD QUIT HERE, THEN HAD. 540 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:08,700 >> OH, GOOD, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD QUIT HERE, THEN HAD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 541 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,702 SHOULD QUIT HERE, THEN HAD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M GREAT, HAPPY NEW YEAR, 542 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:11,502 HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M GREAT, HAPPY NEW YEAR, HOW ARE YOU? 543 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,038 >> I'M GREAT, HAPPY NEW YEAR, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT ARE. 544 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,106 HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT ARE. I WOULD RATHER BE AT WORK THAN 545 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,607 >> I'M OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT ARE. I WOULD RATHER BE AT WORK THAN BACK AT THE HOUSE, WE ARE TRYING 546 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,475 I WOULD RATHER BE AT WORK THAN BACK AT THE HOUSE, WE ARE TRYING TO BE SAFE. 547 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,611 BACK AT THE HOUSE, WE ARE TRYING TO BE SAFE. I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN 548 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:24,983 TO BE SAFE. I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN STUDIO TOGETHERLOOKING FORWARD G 549 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:25,149 I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN STUDIO TOGETHERLOOKING FORWARD G OUT. 550 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,284 STUDIO TOGETHERLOOKING FORWARD G OUT. I DON'T KNOW THE IF YOU WERE. 551 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,952 OUT. I DON'T KNOW THE IF YOU WERE. >> I WAS, I WAS. 552 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,821 I DON'T KNOW THE IF YOU WERE. >> I WAS, I WAS. >> HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE NEW 553 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:30,688 >> I WAS, I WAS. >> HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S EVE, DID YOU? 554 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,124 >> HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S EVE, DID YOU? >> OH, MY GOD, WE ARE SO 555 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:33,391 YEAR'S EVE, DID YOU? >> OH, MY GOD, WE ARE SO PATHETIC. 556 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,095 >> OH, MY GOD, WE ARE SO PATHETIC. I THINK I WAS ASLEEP BY 9:00, 557 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:37,295 PATHETIC. I THINK I WAS ASLEEP BY 9:00, 10:00. 558 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,663 I THINK I WAS ASLEEP BY 9:00, 10:00. >> REALLY, DID YOU WATCH THE 559 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,897 10:00. >> REALLY, DID YOU WATCH THE EAST COAST FEED OF THE BALL 560 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,432 >> REALLY, DID YOU WATCH THE EAST COAST FEED OF THE BALL DROPPING AND HIT THE HAY? 561 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,867 EAST COAST FEED OF THE BALL DROPPING AND HIT THE HAY? >> NO. 562 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,468 DROPPING AND HIT THE HAY? >> NO. >> NOT EVEN. 563 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,604 >> NO. >> NOT EVEN. >> NO, I MADE DINNER AND HAD A 564 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,939 >> NOT EVEN. >> NO, I MADE DINNER AND HAD A COUPLE DRINKS AND THEN THAT WAS 565 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,408 >> NO, I MADE DINNER AND HAD A COUPLE DRINKS AND THEN THAT WAS THE END OF IT. 566 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,977 COUPLE DRINKS AND THEN THAT WAS THE END OF IT. >> WHAT CAN DIDDID YOU MAKE FOR? 567 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,280 THE END OF IT. >> WHAT CAN DIDDID YOU MAKE FOR? >> I MADE TWO KINDS OF PIE, MY 568 00:16:56,282 --> 00:17:03,654 >> WHAT CAN DIDDID YOU MAKE FOR? >> I MADE TWO KINDS OF PIE, MY HUSBAND LOVES -- I DO A SEAFOOD 569 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,958 >> I MADE TWO KINDS OF PIE, MY HUSBAND LOVES -- I DO A SEAFOOD PIAIA, IT WAS A SPANISH THEMED 570 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,994 HUSBAND LOVES -- I DO A SEAFOOD PIAIA, IT WAS A SPANISH THEMED NIGHT, IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS 571 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,261 PIAIA, IT WAS A SPANISH THEMED NIGHT, IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS DELICIOUS. 572 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,130 NIGHT, IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS DELICIOUS. >> DO YOU HAVE A PAN WITH THE 573 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,031 DELICIOUS. >> DO YOU HAVE A PAN WITH THE BURNER UNDERNEATH? 574 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:13,531 >> DO YOU HAVE A PAN WITH THE BURNER UNDERNEATH? >> I DO. 575 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,232 BURNER UNDERNEATH? >> I DO. I DO. 576 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,734 >> I DO. I DO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT -- I THINK, NOW 577 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,770 I DO. >> YOU KNOW WHAT -- I THINK, NOW I'M REALIZING I THINK I BOUGHT A 578 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,973 >> YOU KNOW WHAT -- I THINK, NOW I'M REALIZING I THINK I BOUGHT A PAN AFTER WATCHING YOU TRAVEL 579 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,275 I'M REALIZING I THINK I BOUGHT A PAN AFTER WATCHING YOU TRAVEL AROUND THROUGH SPAIN, AND BUT 580 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,310 PAN AFTER WATCHING YOU TRAVEL AROUND THROUGH SPAIN, AND BUT MINE IS THE SIZE OF LIKE, I 581 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,012 AROUND THROUGH SPAIN, AND BUT MINE IS THE SIZE OF LIKE, I WOULD SAY IT'S THE SIZE OF LIKE 582 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,681 MINE IS THE SIZE OF LIKE, I WOULD SAY IT'S THE SIZE OF LIKE A SEWER COVER, BUT IT'S MUCH 583 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:34,218 WOULD SAY IT'S THE SIZE OF LIKE A SEWER COVER, BUT IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN A SEWER COVER, IT'S 584 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,720 A SEWER COVER, BUT IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN A SEWER COVER, IT'S LIKE FOR 5,000 PEOPLE. 585 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,356 BIGGER THAN A SEWER COVER, IT'S LIKE FOR 5,000 PEOPLE. >> YOU GOT THE CATERERS PAN? 586 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,692 LIKE FOR 5,000 PEOPLE. >> YOU GOT THE CATERERS PAN? >> I DID, ANDI BOUGHT A STEAMER 587 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,261 >> YOU GOT THE CATERERS PAN? >> I DID, ANDI BOUGHT A STEAMER BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STEAMER IN 588 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,062 >> I DID, ANDI BOUGHT A STEAMER BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STEAMER IN YOUR KITCHEN. 589 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:44,462 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STEAMER IN YOUR KITCHEN. >> YES. 590 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,030 YOUR KITCHEN. >> YES. >> YES, I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO. 591 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,665 >> YES. >> YES, I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO. >> DON'T YOU LOVE THAT THOUGH? 592 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,400 >> YES, I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO. >> DON'T YOU LOVE THAT THOUGH? >> IT'S BUILT IN TO THE COUNTER, 593 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,702 >> DON'T YOU LOVE THAT THOUGH? >> IT'S BUILT IN TO THE COUNTER, AND ONLY IT'S UP SIDE DOWN, SO, 594 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,471 >> IT'S BUILT IN TO THE COUNTER, AND ONLY IT'S UP SIDE DOWN, SO, EVERY TIME I USE IT, AND I DO 595 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,506 AND ONLY IT'S UP SIDE DOWN, SO, EVERY TIME I USE IT, AND I DO LOVE IT, I HAVE TO FIGURE THINGS 596 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,642 EVERY TIME I USE IT, AND I DO LOVE IT, I HAVE TO FIGURE THINGS OUT IN REVERSE TO GET THE THING 597 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,109 LOVE IT, I HAVE TO FIGURE THINGS OUT IN REVERSE TO GET THE THING TO DRAIN. 598 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,078 OUT IN REVERSE TO GET THE THING TO DRAIN. IT REQUIRES A LOT OF BRAIN POWER 599 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,246 TO DRAIN. IT REQUIRES A LOT OF BRAIN POWER WHICH I DON'T HAVE. 600 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,082 IT REQUIRES A LOT OF BRAIN POWER WHICH I DON'T HAVE. >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 601 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,018 WHICH I DON'T HAVE. >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> YOU, SO, IS IT JUST YOU AND 602 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,585 >> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> YOU, SO, IS IT JUST YOU AND THE FAMILY, YOU AND YOUR 603 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,555 >> YOU, SO, IS IT JUST YOU AND THE FAMILY, YOU AND YOUR HUSBANDS AND THE KIDS WILL? 604 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,990 THE FAMILY, YOU AND YOUR HUSBANDS AND THE KIDS WILL? >> THAT'S RIGHT YEP, HM-MM. 605 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:13,658 HUSBANDS AND THE KIDS WILL? >> THAT'S RIGHT YEP, HM-MM. >> HOW'S THAT GOING? 606 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,227 >> THAT'S RIGHT YEP, HM-MM. >> HOW'S THAT GOING? WHO IS TAKING IT THE WORST, 607 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,662 >> HOW'S THAT GOING? WHO IS TAKING IT THE WORST, THERE WILL BEING COUPED UP? 608 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,597 WHO IS TAKING IT THE WORST, THERE WILL BEING COUPED UP? >> I THINK MOSES, MY 14-YEAR-OLD 609 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,267 THERE WILL BEING COUPED UP? >> I THINK MOSES, MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON IS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME 610 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:23,534 >> I THINK MOSES, MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON IS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME WITH IT. 611 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,336 SON IS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME WITH IT. HE -- I MEAN, WHAT'S GREAT IS 612 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,205 WITH IT. HE -- I MEAN, WHAT'S GREAT IS THAT HE IS A SKATEBOARDER, SO HE 613 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:32,143 HE -- I MEAN, WHAT'S GREAT IS THAT HE IS A SKATEBOARDER, SO HE CAN DO A LOT OF JUST LIKE HE 614 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,845 THAT HE IS A SKATEBOARDER, SO HE CAN DO A LOT OF JUST LIKE HE SOLO, OUTSIDE, EXERCISE AND WORK 615 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,379 CAN DO A LOT OF JUST LIKE HE SOLO, OUTSIDE, EXERCISE AND WORK ON SKILLS AND TRICKS AND STUFF 616 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,681 SOLO, OUTSIDE, EXERCISE AND WORK ON SKILLS AND TRICKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 617 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,750 ON SKILLS AND TRICKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. BUT, I THINK, IT'S VERY HARD TO 618 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,086 LIKE THAT. BUT, I THINK, IT'S VERY HARD TO BE 14 AND, YOU KNOW, AS ALL THE 619 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,255 BUT, I THINK, IT'S VERY HARD TO BE 14 AND, YOU KNOW, AS ALL THE PARENTS WHO ARE WATCHING YOUR 620 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,924 BE 14 AND, YOU KNOW, AS ALL THE PARENTS WHO ARE WATCHING YOUR SHOW KNOW, IT'S LIKE, IT'S TOUGH 621 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,926 PARENTS WHO ARE WATCHING YOUR SHOW KNOW, IT'S LIKE, IT'S TOUGH ON THE ONES, YOU KNOW, THAT ARE 622 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,761 SHOW KNOW, IT'S LIKE, IT'S TOUGH ON THE ONES, YOU KNOW, THAT ARE STILL IN KIND OF LIKE THE MOST 623 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,997 ON THE ONES, YOU KNOW, THAT ARE STILL IN KIND OF LIKE THE MOST INTENSE DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES, I 624 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:57,201 STILL IN KIND OF LIKE THE MOST INTENSE DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES, I SORT OF OBSERVE. 625 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,836 INTENSE DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES, I SORT OF OBSERVE. LIKE, MY DAUGHTER'S 16, SHE KAI 626 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,771 SORT OF OBSERVE. LIKE, MY DAUGHTER'S 16, SHE KAI LIKES KNOW WHO SHE IS. 627 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,274 LIKE, MY DAUGHTER'S 16, SHE KAI LIKES KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE HAS HER FRIENDS. 628 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:03,908 LIKES KNOW WHO SHE IS. SHE HAS HER FRIENDS. AND MY SON WAS GOING TO START 629 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,243 SHE HAS HER FRIENDS. AND MY SON WAS GOING TO START HIGH SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER, IT'S 630 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,444 AND MY SON WAS GOING TO START HIGH SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER, IT'S HARD SOCIALLY. 631 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,748 HIGH SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER, IT'S HARD SOCIALLY. AND BUT, YOU KNOW, I AM, I HAVE 632 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,284 HARD SOCIALLY. AND BUT, YOU KNOW, I AM, I HAVE ALSO BEEN SO AMAZED HOW 633 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:16,621 AND BUT, YOU KNOW, I AM, I HAVE ALSO BEEN SO AMAZED HOW ADAPTABLE THEY ARE AND AGILE 634 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,321 ALSO BEEN SO AMAZED HOW ADAPTABLE THEY ARE AND AGILE THEY HAVE BEEN SO HATS OFF TO 635 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,623 ADAPTABLE THEY ARE AND AGILE THEY HAVE BEEN SO HATS OFF TO THE KIDS AROUND THE WORLD 636 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,323 THEY HAVE BEEN SO HATS OFF TO THE KIDS AROUND THE WORLD GETTING THROUGH IT. 637 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,058 THE KIDS AROUND THE WORLD GETTING THROUGH IT. >> NO KIDDING, I MEAN, IT'S 638 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,793 GETTING THROUGH IT. >> NO KIDDING, I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT WHEN 639 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,330 >> NO KIDDING, I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, AND I DO 640 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,633 FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, AND I DO THINK, I MEAN, REALLY, I WAS NOT 641 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,769 I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, AND I DO THINK, I MEAN, REALLY, I WAS NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANYWAY. 642 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,237 THINK, I MEAN, REALLY, I WAS NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANYWAY. I WAS NOT REALLY -- REALLY, I GO 643 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,640 GOING ANYWHERE ANYWAY. I WAS NOT REALLY -- REALLY, I GO ACROSS THE STREET TO MY FRIEND 644 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,974 I WAS NOT REALLY -- REALLY, I GO ACROSS THE STREET TO MY FRIEND CLETO'S FACE, WHO IS NOW THE 645 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,611 ACROSS THE STREET TO MY FRIEND CLETO'S FACE, WHO IS NOW THE BAND LEADER ON MY SHOW AND WE 646 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,013 CLETO'S FACE, WHO IS NOW THE BAND LEADER ON MY SHOW AND WE WOULD MAKE CRANK CALLS AND I 647 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:42,947 BAND LEADER ON MY SHOW AND WE WOULD MAKE CRANK CALLS AND I THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE ON 648 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,282 WOULD MAKE CRANK CALLS AND I THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE ON DO IT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. 649 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,883 THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE ON DO IT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. >> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU 650 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,285 DO IT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. >> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS BRING BACK THE ART 651 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,619 >> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS BRING BACK THE ART OF THE CRANK CALL, JIMMY. 652 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,321 NEED TO DO IS BRING BACK THE ART OF THE CRANK CALL, JIMMY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CALLER I.D. 653 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,290 OF THE CRANK CALL, JIMMY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CALLER I.D. HAS MADE IT A LOT MORE 654 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:52,723 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CALLER I.D. HAS MADE IT A LOT MORE DIFFICULT. 655 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:52,990 HAS MADE IT A LOT MORE DIFFICULT. >> TRUE. 656 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,927 DIFFICULT. >> TRUE. >> DID YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU WERE 657 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,361 >> TRUE. >> DID YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 658 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,564 >> DID YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID? DID YOU MAKE CRANK CALLS? 659 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,467 A KID? DID YOU MAKE CRANK CALLS? >> BEYOND, IT'S HOW I HONEED MY 660 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,268 DID YOU MAKE CRANK CALLS? >> BEYOND, IT'S HOW I HONEED MY ACTING THING. 661 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,771 >> BEYOND, IT'S HOW I HONEED MY ACTING THING. I HAD DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND 662 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,040 ACTING THING. I HAD DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND TRIED TO NOT BREAK AND LAUGH. 663 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,708 I HAD DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND TRIED TO NOT BREAK AND LAUGH. IT WAS MY EARLY ACTING SCHOOL, 664 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,509 TRIED TO NOT BREAK AND LAUGH. IT WAS MY EARLY ACTING SCHOOL, THE CRANK CALLS. 665 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,777 IT WAS MY EARLY ACTING SCHOOL, THE CRANK CALLS. >> DID YOU TAPE THE CALLS? 666 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,245 THE CRANK CALLS. >> DID YOU TAPE THE CALLS? >> OH, YEAH, SO. 667 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:14,812 >> DID YOU TAPE THE CALLS? >> OH, YEAH, SO. >> YOU DID. 668 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,248 >> OH, YEAH, SO. >> YOU DID. DID YOU HAVE THAT THING, THAT 669 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,716 >> YOU DID. DID YOU HAVE THAT THING, THAT LITTLE SUCTION CUP THAT YOU 670 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,818 DID YOU HAVE THAT THING, THAT LITTLE SUCTION CUP THAT YOU STUCK TO THE BACK OF THE 671 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,919 LITTLE SUCTION CUP THAT YOU STUCK TO THE BACK OF THE TELEPHONE AND PLUG IN YOUR 672 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,687 STUCK TO THE BACK OF THE TELEPHONE AND PLUG IN YOUR CASSETTE RECORDER? 673 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,055 TELEPHONE AND PLUG IN YOUR CASSETTE RECORDER? >> I DON'T THINK SO, I THINK I 674 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,091 CASSETTE RECORDER? >> I DON'T THINK SO, I THINK I HAD ONE -- I THINK SOMEHOW DID 675 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,793 >> I DON'T THINK SO, I THINK I HAD ONE -- I THINK SOMEHOW DID YOU IT ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE. 676 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,627 HAD ONE -- I THINK SOMEHOW DID YOU IT ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE. IT WAS ALL ONE UNIT. 677 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:34,665 YOU IT ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE. IT WAS ALL ONE UNIT. YOU KNOW, PHONE AND -- I FEEL 678 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:34,865 IT WAS ALL ONE UNIT. YOU KNOW, PHONE AND -- I FEEL LIKE. 679 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,334 YOU KNOW, PHONE AND -- I FEEL LIKE. THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO SO I 680 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,735 LIKE. THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO SO I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING 681 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:37,969 THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO SO I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING EXACTLY. 682 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,739 HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING EXACTLY. >> WERE YOU UP TO SHENANIGANS 683 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,940 EXACTLY. >> WERE YOU UP TO SHENANIGANS BESIDES CRANK CALLS AND THINGS 684 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,275 >> WERE YOU UP TO SHENANIGANS BESIDES CRANK CALLS AND THINGS WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER? 685 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,245 BESIDES CRANK CALLS AND THINGS WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER? >> YEAH, I WAS TERRIBLE. 686 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,713 WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER? >> YEAH, I WAS TERRIBLE. I WAS SO BAD. 687 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,015 >> YEAH, I WAS TERRIBLE. I WAS SO BAD. I WAS OH, MY -- I GOT REAL IN TO 688 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:51,983 I WAS SO BAD. I WAS OH, MY -- I GOT REAL IN TO THE ALCOHOL. 689 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:56,287 I WAS OH, MY -- I GOT REAL IN TO THE ALCOHOL. I LOVED THAT WHOLE PHASE OF 690 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:56,621 THE ALCOHOL. I LOVED THAT WHOLE PHASE OF TEENAGERHOOD. 691 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,656 I LOVED THAT WHOLE PHASE OF TEENAGERHOOD. I REMEMBER I ONCE HAD A PARTY, 692 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,224 TEENAGERHOOD. I REMEMBER I ONCE HAD A PARTY, MY PARENTS WENT OUT OF TOWN AND 693 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,493 I REMEMBER I ONCE HAD A PARTY, MY PARENTS WENT OUT OF TOWN AND I HAD A PARTY AND I CLEANED, I 694 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,195 MY PARENTS WENT OUT OF TOWN AND I HAD A PARTY AND I CLEANED, I GO SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY AND I'M 695 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,529 I HAD A PARTY AND I CLEANED, I GO SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY AND I'M LIKE, I'M DOING TO GET CAUGHT 696 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,198 GO SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY AND I'M LIKE, I'M DOING TO GET CAUGHT AND I WOKE UP AND I CLEANED THE 697 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,033 LIKE, I'M DOING TO GET CAUGHT AND I WOKE UP AND I CLEANED THE HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM. 698 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,901 AND I WOKE UP AND I CLEANED THE HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM. AND I GOT BUSTED BECAUSE ONE OF 699 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,704 HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM. AND I GOT BUSTED BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD GONE IN TO MY 700 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,972 AND I GOT BUSTED BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD GONE IN TO MY DAD'S SHOWER AND DRANK A BUNCH 701 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,042 MY FRIENDS HAD GONE IN TO MY DAD'S SHOWER AND DRANK A BUNCH OF BEERS AND LEFT THEM IN THE 702 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:18,276 DAD'S SHOWER AND DRANK A BUNCH OF BEERS AND LEFT THEM IN THE SHOWER. 703 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,178 OF BEERS AND LEFT THEM IN THE SHOWER. >> WHO WAS THAT FRIEND, DO YOU 704 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:21,445 SHOWER. >> WHO WAS THAT FRIEND, DO YOU REMEMBER? 705 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,880 >> WHO WAS THAT FRIEND, DO YOU REMEMBER? >> HE WAS A -- HE WAS A BOY, A 706 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,782 REMEMBER? >> HE WAS A -- HE WAS A BOY, A GUY THAT WENT TO A SCHOOL CALLED 707 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,284 >> HE WAS A -- HE WAS A BOY, A GUY THAT WENT TO A SCHOOL CALLED THE COLLEGIATE, IN NEW YORK, I'M 708 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,718 GUY THAT WENT TO A SCHOOL CALLED THE COLLEGIATE, IN NEW YORK, I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES. 709 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,886 THE COLLEGIATE, IN NEW YORK, I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES. BUT HE, I WAS GROUNDED FOR A 710 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,955 NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES. BUT HE, I WAS GROUNDED FOR A MONTH BECAUSE OF HIM. 711 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,325 BUT HE, I WAS GROUNDED FOR A MONTH BECAUSE OF HIM. >> HE WAS A DRUNK BUT VERY 712 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:34,625 MONTH BECAUSE OF HIM. >> HE WAS A DRUNK BUT VERY CLEAN. 713 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:34,925 >> HE WAS A DRUNK BUT VERY CLEAN. >> YES. 714 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:35,126 CLEAN. >> YES. VERY. 715 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,296 >> YES. VERY. AND I USED TO SNEAK OUT AND 716 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,363 VERY. AND I USED TO SNEAK OUT AND SMOKE CIGARETTES AND ALL THAT. 717 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,798 AND I USED TO SNEAK OUT AND SMOKE CIGARETTES AND ALL THAT. AT LEAST THEY DON'T DO IT NOW. 718 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,601 SMOKE CIGARETTES AND ALL THAT. AT LEAST THEY DON'T DO IT NOW. >> DO YOU WATCH -- DO YOU WATCH 719 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,669 AT LEAST THEY DON'T DO IT NOW. >> DO YOU WATCH -- DO YOU WATCH "THE BACHELOR,". 720 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,236 >> DO YOU WATCH -- DO YOU WATCH "THE BACHELOR,". >> NO. 721 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,203 "THE BACHELOR,". >> NO. >> YOU DO NOT? 722 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,438 >> NO. >> YOU DO NOT? >> I DO NOT. 723 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,140 >> YOU DO NOT? >> I DO NOT. >> NOT TO COMPARE THEM, YOU HAVE 724 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,542 >> I DO NOT. >> NOT TO COMPARE THEM, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN UNSCRIPTED TELEVISION 725 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,710 >> NOT TO COMPARE THEM, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN UNSCRIPTED TELEVISION SHOW ON NETFLIX. 726 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:52,943 YOUR OWN UNSCRIPTED TELEVISION SHOW ON NETFLIX. >> YES. 727 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,712 SHOW ON NETFLIX. >> YES. >> AND YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP 728 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,579 >> YES. >> AND YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR A NEW SEASON. 729 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:59,617 >> AND YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR A NEW SEASON. AND I KNOW LIKE THE IDEA IS THAT 730 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,518 FOR A NEW SEASON. AND I KNOW LIKE THE IDEA IS THAT PEOPLE HAVE EXPERIENCES THAT 731 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,452 AND I KNOW LIKE THE IDEA IS THAT PEOPLE HAVE EXPERIENCES THAT THEY HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE. 732 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:02,153 PEOPLE HAVE EXPERIENCES THAT THEY HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE. >> HM-MM. 733 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,788 THEY HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE. >> HM-MM. >> AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOU HAVING 734 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,423 >> HM-MM. >> AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOU HAVING THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE NOT HAD 735 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:05,656 >> AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOU HAVING THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE NOT HAD BEFORE. 736 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,390 THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE NOT HAD BEFORE. >> TRUE. 737 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,125 BEFORE. >> TRUE. >> SO I HAVE WRITTEN THINGS DONE 738 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,260 >> TRUE. >> SO I HAVE WRITTEN THINGS DONE AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE 739 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,695 >> SO I HAVE WRITTEN THINGS DONE AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE EVER DONE THE FOLLOWING THINGS, 740 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:10,928 AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE EVER DONE THE FOLLOWING THINGS, OKAY. 741 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,063 EVER DONE THE FOLLOWING THINGS, OKAY. >> OH, DEAR, OKAY. 742 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,364 OKAY. >> OH, DEAR, OKAY. >> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED 743 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,466 >> OH, DEAR, OKAY. >> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED SOMEBODY OFF IN TRAFFIC? 744 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,367 >> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED SOMEBODY OFF IN TRAFFIC? >> YES. 745 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,868 SOMEBODY OFF IN TRAFFIC? >> YES. >> HAS IT HAPPENED REGULARLY? 746 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,703 >> YES. >> HAS IT HAPPENED REGULARLY? >> ALL THE TIME. 747 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,037 >> HAS IT HAPPENED REGULARLY? >> ALL THE TIME. >> AND DO THEY RECOGNIZE YOU 748 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,073 >> ALL THE TIME. >> AND DO THEY RECOGNIZE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENS? 749 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:22,707 >> AND DO THEY RECOGNIZE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENS? >> I DON'T KNOW. 750 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:26,644 WHEN IT HAPPENS? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> HAVE YOU EVER STOMPED ON A 751 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:27,745 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> HAVE YOU EVER STOMPED ON A KETCHUP PACKET? 752 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,412 >> HAVE YOU EVER STOMPED ON A KETCHUP PACKET? >> I DON'T BELIEVE SO. 753 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,214 KETCHUP PACKET? >> I DON'T BELIEVE SO. >> YOU SHOULD TRY IT, IT'S FUN. 754 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:33,551 >> I DON'T BELIEVE SO. >> YOU SHOULD TRY IT, IT'S FUN. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A KINKOS? 755 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,251 >> YOU SHOULD TRY IT, IT'S FUN. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A KINKOS? >> YES. 756 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,319 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A KINKOS? >> YES. >> OKAY. 757 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,122 >> YES. >> OKAY. HAVE YOU WRITTEN A YELP REVIEW? 758 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:38,522 >> OKAY. HAVE YOU WRITTEN A YELP REVIEW? >> NEVER. 759 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,256 HAVE YOU WRITTEN A YELP REVIEW? >> NEVER. >> HM-MM. 760 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:42,693 >> NEVER. >> HM-MM. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A HOT 761 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,160 >> HM-MM. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A HOT POCKET? 762 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,528 HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A HOT POCKET? >> A WHAT? 763 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,329 POCKET? >> A WHAT? >> A HOT POCKET. 764 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,299 >> A WHAT? >> A HOT POCKET. >> OH, THE LIKE PIZZA THINGS IN 765 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,133 >> A HOT POCKET. >> OH, THE LIKE PIZZA THINGS IN THE PASTRY? 766 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:49,800 >> OH, THE LIKE PIZZA THINGS IN THE PASTRY? >> YEAH. 767 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:50,701 THE PASTRY? >> YEAH. >> YES. 768 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,503 >> YEAH. >> YES. BUT VERY LONG TIME AGO. 769 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,404 >> YES. BUT VERY LONG TIME AGO. >> AND FINALLY HAVE YOU EVER 770 00:22:53,406 --> 00:23:00,311 BUT VERY LONG TIME AGO. >> AND FINALLY HAVE YOU EVER VOMITED IN PUBLIC? 771 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,046 >> AND FINALLY HAVE YOU EVER VOMITED IN PUBLIC? >> WHAT CONS STATTITUTES PUBLIC? 772 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,348 VOMITED IN PUBLIC? >> WHAT CONS STATTITUTES PUBLIC? >> OTHER PEOPLE AROUND ON THE 773 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:04,582 >> WHAT CONS STATTITUTES PUBLIC? >> OTHER PEOPLE AROUND ON THE STREET. 774 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,617 >> OTHER PEOPLE AROUND ON THE STREET. >> LIKE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM? 775 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,986 STREET. >> LIKE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM? >> WELL, IT DEPENDS IF THE DOOR 776 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,255 >> LIKE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM? >> WELL, IT DEPENDS IF THE DOOR IS CLOSED OR NOT? 777 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,257 >> WELL, IT DEPENDS IF THE DOOR IS CLOSED OR NOT? >> HM-MM, ON THE STREET, OH, 778 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,092 IS CLOSED OR NOT? >> HM-MM, ON THE STREET, OH, YEAH, YES, YOU KNOW WHAT? 779 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,660 >> HM-MM, ON THE STREET, OH, YEAH, YES, YOU KNOW WHAT? YES, ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING AND 780 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,796 YEAH, YES, YOU KNOW WHAT? YES, ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING AND I HAD TO PULL OVER, PULL THE CAR 781 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,265 YES, ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING AND I HAD TO PULL OVER, PULL THE CAR DOOR OPEN AND BARF ON THE 782 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:21,499 I HAD TO PULL OVER, PULL THE CAR DOOR OPEN AND BARF ON THE STREET. 783 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,235 DOOR OPEN AND BARF ON THE STREET. >> AND DID YOU FINISH IT WITH A 784 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:24,769 STREET. >> AND DID YOU FINISH IT WITH A MIDDLE FINGER? 785 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:25,803 >> AND DID YOU FINISH IT WITH A MIDDLE FINGER? >> ALWAYS. 786 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,104 MIDDLE FINGER? >> ALWAYS. >> THAT'S WHY I DO ALL MY 787 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:30,708 >> ALWAYS. >> THAT'S WHY I DO ALL MY DRINKING IN THE SHOWER. 788 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,410 >> THAT'S WHY I DO ALL MY DRINKING IN THE SHOWER. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 789 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:32,977 DRINKING IN THE SHOWER. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GWYNETH PALTROW AFTER THIS. 790 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:39,300 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GWYNETH PALTROW AFTER THIS. STICK AROUND. 791 00:23:39,302 --> 00:23:45,272 GWYNETH PALTROW AFTER THIS. STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ 792 00:23:45,274 --> 00:23:45,739 STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 793 00:23:49,311 --> 00:23:55,883 THE BACHELOR MATT JAMES AND MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS ON THE WAY, AND I'M CHATTING, 794 00:23:55,885 --> 00:24:03,324 MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS ON THE WAY, AND I'M CHATTING, YOU ARE WATCHING. 795 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:04,558 ON THE WAY, AND I'M CHATTING, YOU ARE WATCHING. THIS IS A NEW PRODUCT THAT IS 796 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,527 YOU ARE WATCHING. THIS IS A NEW PRODUCT THAT IS AVAILABLE ON GOOP THAT HAD MY 797 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:10,364 THIS IS A NEW PRODUCT THAT IS AVAILABLE ON GOOP THAT HAD MY WIFE IS EXCITED ABOUT, IT'S THE 798 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:14,401 AVAILABLE ON GOOP THAT HAD MY WIFE IS EXCITED ABOUT, IT'S THE GOOP GENES SUPER NUTRIENT FACE 799 00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:14,635 WIFE IS EXCITED ABOUT, IT'S THE GOOP GENES SUPER NUTRIENT FACE OIL. 800 00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:15,970 GOOP GENES SUPER NUTRIENT FACE OIL. IT'S FOR PEOPLE THAT REALLY WANT 801 00:24:15,972 --> 00:24:17,171 OIL. IT'S FOR PEOPLE THAT REALLY WANT TO OIL THEIR FACE, RIGHT? 802 00:24:17,173 --> 00:24:17,872 IT'S FOR PEOPLE THAT REALLY WANT TO OIL THEIR FACE, RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. 803 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,673 TO OIL THEIR FACE, RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AS A 804 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:20,841 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AS A TEENAGE ER TRYING TO GET THE OIL 805 00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:25,346 >> I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AS A TEENAGE ER TRYING TO GET THE OIL OFF OF MY FACE AND THIS IS -- 806 00:24:25,348 --> 00:24:27,615 TEENAGE ER TRYING TO GET THE OIL OFF OF MY FACE AND THIS IS -- COULD YOU FRY EGGS IN IT, WOULD 807 00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:28,949 OFF OF MY FACE AND THIS IS -- COULD YOU FRY EGGS IN IT, WOULD IT BE HEALTHY TO EAT? 808 00:24:28,951 --> 00:24:30,618 COULD YOU FRY EGGS IN IT, WOULD IT BE HEALTHY TO EAT? >> NO, AND YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO 809 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,253 IT BE HEALTHY TO EAT? >> NO, AND YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUT IT ON 810 00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,787 >> NO, AND YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUT IT ON YOUR SKIN, BECAUSE IT HAS SO 811 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:36,724 DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUT IT ON YOUR SKIN, BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY AMAZING INGREDIENTS IN IT. 812 00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,759 YOUR SKIN, BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY AMAZING INGREDIENTS IN IT. IT'S SO RICH AND BEAUTIFUL. 813 00:24:38,761 --> 00:24:40,261 MANY AMAZING INGREDIENTS IN IT. IT'S SO RICH AND BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU WOULD WANT TO SAVE IT 814 00:24:40,263 --> 00:24:41,996 IT'S SO RICH AND BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU WOULD WANT TO SAVE IT FOR SKIN AND SKIN ALONE. 815 00:24:41,998 --> 00:24:43,130 AND YOU WOULD WANT TO SAVE IT FOR SKIN AND SKIN ALONE. >> IS THIS ONE OF THE THINGS 816 00:24:43,132 --> 00:24:45,232 FOR SKIN AND SKIN ALONE. >> IS THIS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU PUT A TINY BIT ON, 817 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,767 >> IS THIS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU PUT A TINY BIT ON, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE IT 818 00:24:46,769 --> 00:24:47,001 THAT YOU PUT A TINY BIT ON, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE IT UP? 819 00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:49,637 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE IT UP? >> NO, LOOK, SINCE, SINCE WE -- 820 00:24:49,639 --> 00:24:51,238 UP? >> NO, LOOK, SINCE, SINCE WE -- THIS WAS, YOU KNOW, GOING 821 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,606 >> NO, LOOK, SINCE, SINCE WE -- THIS WAS, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH THE R AND D PROCESS, I 822 00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:55,009 THIS WAS, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH THE R AND D PROCESS, I HAVE BEEN, I BEGGED THE TEAM FOR 823 00:24:55,011 --> 00:24:56,243 THROUGH THE R AND D PROCESS, I HAVE BEEN, I BEGGED THE TEAM FOR LIKE LITTLE DROPS OF IT. 824 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,145 HAVE BEEN, I BEGGED THE TEAM FOR LIKE LITTLE DROPS OF IT. I'M SO IN ON TO IT, AND SO, YOU 825 00:24:58,147 --> 00:25:01,081 LIKE LITTLE DROPS OF IT. I'M SO IN ON TO IT, AND SO, YOU USE A REAL DROPPER AND RUB IT IN 826 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:01,815 I'M SO IN ON TO IT, AND SO, YOU USE A REAL DROPPER AND RUB IT IN YOUR HANDS AND RUB IT ALL IN. 827 00:25:01,817 --> 00:25:05,653 USE A REAL DROPPER AND RUB IT IN YOUR HANDS AND RUB IT ALL IN. >> HOLD ON, LET ME TRY IT 828 00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:05,886 YOUR HANDS AND RUB IT ALL IN. >> HOLD ON, LET ME TRY IT MYSELF. 829 00:25:05,888 --> 00:25:08,489 >> HOLD ON, LET ME TRY IT MYSELF. OH, MY GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE. 830 00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:10,391 MYSELF. OH, MY GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE. I REALLY LOVE IT. 831 00:25:10,393 --> 00:25:10,658 OH, MY GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE. I REALLY LOVE IT. >> OH. 832 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:14,128 I REALLY LOVE IT. >> OH. >> THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE 833 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,629 >> OH. >> THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE INDIAN TREATMENTS WHERE THEY 834 00:25:15,631 --> 00:25:17,898 >> THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE INDIAN TREATMENTS WHERE THEY DRILL OIL ON YOUR THIRD EYE. 835 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,434 INDIAN TREATMENTS WHERE THEY DRILL OIL ON YOUR THIRD EYE. >> I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, 836 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,835 DRILL OIL ON YOUR THIRD EYE. >> I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, I ONLY HAVE THE TWO RIGHT NOW. 837 00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:24,672 >> I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, I ONLY HAVE THE TWO RIGHT NOW. AND THIS IS DETOX MONTH AT GOOP, 838 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:26,473 I ONLY HAVE THE TWO RIGHT NOW. AND THIS IS DETOX MONTH AT GOOP, JANUARY IS DETOX MONTH. 839 00:25:26,475 --> 00:25:28,042 AND THIS IS DETOX MONTH AT GOOP, JANUARY IS DETOX MONTH. IT'S A GOOD MONTH FOR DETOX 840 00:25:28,044 --> 00:25:28,242 JANUARY IS DETOX MONTH. IT'S A GOOD MONTH FOR DETOX MONTH. 841 00:25:28,244 --> 00:25:28,542 IT'S A GOOD MONTH FOR DETOX MONTH. >> IT IS. 842 00:25:28,544 --> 00:25:30,377 MONTH. >> IT IS. >> YOU SENT OVER A PACKET OF 843 00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:31,312 >> IT IS. >> YOU SENT OVER A PACKET OF SOMETHING. 844 00:25:31,314 --> 00:25:33,847 >> YOU SENT OVER A PACKET OF SOMETHING. >> HM-MM. 845 00:25:33,849 --> 00:25:34,481 SOMETHING. >> HM-MM. >> THIS IS, I CAN'T READ WITHOUT 846 00:25:34,483 --> 00:25:39,320 >> HM-MM. >> THIS IS, I CAN'T READ WITHOUT MY GLASSES, BUT IT SAYS G-TOX, 847 00:25:39,322 --> 00:25:40,087 >> THIS IS, I CAN'T READ WITHOUT MY GLASSES, BUT IT SAYS G-TOX, WHICH IS A SUPPLEMENT. 848 00:25:40,089 --> 00:25:40,421 MY GLASSES, BUT IT SAYS G-TOX, WHICH IS A SUPPLEMENT. >> YES. 849 00:25:40,423 --> 00:25:42,489 WHICH IS A SUPPLEMENT. >> YES. >> I'M GOING TO TRY IT RIGHT 850 00:25:42,491 --> 00:25:42,656 >> YES. >> I'M GOING TO TRY IT RIGHT NOW. 851 00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:49,697 >> I'M GOING TO TRY IT RIGHT NOW. >> IT'S A DETOXIFYING SUPER 852 00:25:49,699 --> 00:25:49,930 NOW. >> IT'S A DETOXIFYING SUPER POWDER. 853 00:25:49,932 --> 00:25:53,701 >> IT'S A DETOXIFYING SUPER POWDER. IT HELPS THE LIVER WITH A 854 00:25:53,703 --> 00:25:55,469 POWDER. IT HELPS THE LIVER WITH A DETOXIFICATION PROCESS. 855 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,238 IT HELPS THE LIVER WITH A DETOXIFICATION PROCESS. IT TASTES HEALTHY, I'M NOT GOING 856 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,605 DETOXIFICATION PROCESS. IT TASTES HEALTHY, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. 857 00:25:57,607 --> 00:26:01,475 IT TASTES HEALTHY, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. IT TASTESDERBACIOUS, THAT IS WHY 858 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:05,279 TO LIE. IT TASTESDERBACIOUS, THAT IS WHY I PUT IT IN A TINY BIT OF WATER 859 00:26:05,281 --> 00:26:05,913 IT TASTESDERBACIOUS, THAT IS WHY I PUT IT IN A TINY BIT OF WATER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TASTE 860 00:26:05,915 --> 00:26:07,314 I PUT IT IN A TINY BIT OF WATER BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TASTE TO LINGERER TOO LONG. 861 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,616 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TASTE TO LINGERER TOO LONG. IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD FOR YOU. 862 00:26:08,618 --> 00:26:10,484 TO LINGERER TOO LONG. IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD FOR YOU. >> COULD YOU MIX IT WITH 863 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:10,718 IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD FOR YOU. >> COULD YOU MIX IT WITH TEQUILA? 864 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,118 >> COULD YOU MIX IT WITH TEQUILA? >> SURE. 865 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,588 TEQUILA? >> SURE. >> OKAY, SO I'M GOING TO STIR IT 866 00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:15,022 >> SURE. >> OKAY, SO I'M GOING TO STIR IT WITH A GIANT SPOON. 867 00:26:15,024 --> 00:26:17,758 >> OKAY, SO I'M GOING TO STIR IT WITH A GIANT SPOON. >> WHAT IS WITH YOUR COCKTAIL 868 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:17,958 WITH A GIANT SPOON. >> WHAT IS WITH YOUR COCKTAIL SPOON. 869 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,727 >> WHAT IS WITH YOUR COCKTAIL SPOON. >> IT'S THE ONLY SPOON WE HAVE 870 00:26:19,729 --> 00:26:20,427 SPOON. >> IT'S THE ONLY SPOON WE HAVE IN THE ROOM. 871 00:26:20,429 --> 00:26:25,332 >> IT'S THE ONLY SPOON WE HAVE IN THE ROOM. >> THAT LOOKS HILARIOUS. 872 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:29,536 IN THE ROOM. >> THAT LOOKS HILARIOUS. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T TASTE 873 00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:32,840 >> THAT LOOKS HILARIOUS. >> ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T TASTE BAD SALUD. 874 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:34,575 >> ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T TASTE BAD SALUD. >> TO DETOXIFICATION. 875 00:26:34,577 --> 00:26:35,576 BAD SALUD. >> TO DETOXIFICATION. >> TO DRY JANUARY. 876 00:26:35,578 --> 00:26:38,712 >> TO DETOXIFICATION. >> TO DRY JANUARY. >> I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH. 877 00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:39,813 >> TO DRY JANUARY. >> I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH 878 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,515 >> I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH AND THE POWDER WAS FLOATING ON 879 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,916 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH AND THE POWDER WAS FLOATING ON THE TOP. 880 00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,686 AND THE POWDER WAS FLOATING ON THE TOP. AND THEN, IT -- NOW IT'S STUCK 881 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:49,823 THE TOP. AND THEN, IT -- NOW IT'S STUCK TO THE OIL ON MY FACE. 882 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:50,791 AND THEN, IT -- NOW IT'S STUCK TO THE OIL ON MY FACE. OH, YUM. 883 00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:51,558 TO THE OIL ON MY FACE. OH, YUM. YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? 884 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,359 OH, YUM. YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? I DO FEEL BETTER. 885 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,494 YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH? I DO FEEL BETTER. DOES IT MEAN THAT I WILL NOT 886 00:26:53,496 --> 00:26:56,463 I DO FEEL BETTER. DOES IT MEAN THAT I WILL NOT HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE? 887 00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:58,632 DOES IT MEAN THAT I WILL NOT HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE? >> NO, YOU STILL HAVE TO GET THE 888 00:26:58,634 --> 00:26:59,300 HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE? >> NO, YOU STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE. 889 00:26:59,302 --> 00:27:01,268 >> NO, YOU STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE. >> I STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID 890 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:01,502 COVID VACCINE. >> I STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE. 891 00:27:01,504 --> 00:27:03,370 >> I STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE. IT'S GOOD CHECKING IN WITH YOU, 892 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,638 VACCINE. IT'S GOOD CHECKING IN WITH YOU, I'M SORRY WE COULD NOT BE 893 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,807 IT'S GOOD CHECKING IN WITH YOU, I'M SORRY WE COULD NOT BE TOGETHER IN PERSON. 894 00:27:06,809 --> 00:27:07,207 I'M SORRY WE COULD NOT BE TOGETHER IN PERSON. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. 895 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,643 TOGETHER IN PERSON. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US, THE 896 00:27:09,645 --> 00:27:10,644 PERHAPS NEXT TIME. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US, THE GOOP.COM, YOU KNOW I ORDER A LOT 897 00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:11,312 THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US, THE GOOP.COM, YOU KNOW I ORDER A LOT OF STUFF. 898 00:27:11,314 --> 00:27:12,746 GOOP.COM, YOU KNOW I ORDER A LOT OF STUFF. DO YOU EVER GO THROUGH AND CHECK 899 00:27:12,748 --> 00:27:14,281 OF STUFF. DO YOU EVER GO THROUGH AND CHECK TO SEE WHAT I'M BUYING FROM 900 00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:14,481 DO YOU EVER GO THROUGH AND CHECK TO SEE WHAT I'M BUYING FROM THERE? 901 00:27:14,483 --> 00:27:15,883 TO SEE WHAT I'M BUYING FROM THERE? >> NEVER. 902 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:16,850 THERE? >> NEVER. I WOULD NEVER. 903 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,319 >> NEVER. I WOULD NEVER. I WOULD NEVER BREECH ANYONE'S 904 00:27:18,321 --> 00:27:18,652 I WOULD NEVER. I WOULD NEVER BREECH ANYONE'S PRIVACY EVER. 905 00:27:18,654 --> 00:27:21,288 I WOULD NEVER BREECH ANYONE'S PRIVACY EVER. >> OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU VERY 906 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:21,488 PRIVACY EVER. >> OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 907 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:22,556 >> OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 908 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,591 MUCH. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 909 00:27:24,593 --> 00:27:26,694 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> THANKS FOR ALMOST BEING HERE. 910 00:27:26,696 --> 00:27:27,394 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> THANKS FOR ALMOST BEING HERE. WE WILL BE BACK WITH MATT THE 911 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:31,749 >> THANKS FOR ALMOST BEING HERE. WE WILL BE BACK WITH MATT THE BACHELOR. 912 00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:40,124 >>> AND NOW, AN IDEA FROM A STAFFER'S PARENT. HERE'S MAC'S MOM. 913 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:45,929 STAFFER'S PARENT. HERE'S MAC'S MOM. >> YOU SHOULD, IT WILL BE A -- 914 00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:48,799 HERE'S MAC'S MOM. >> YOU SHOULD, IT WILL BE A -- MY HUSBAND -- STOP. 915 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,670 >> YOU SHOULD, IT WILL BE A -- MY HUSBAND -- STOP. DON'T TALK TO ME. 916 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,339 MY HUSBAND -- STOP. DON'T TALK TO ME. DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE -- 917 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,675 DON'T TALK TO ME. DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE -- YOU ARE NOT -- YOU ARE MAKING ME 918 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:57,908 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE -- YOU ARE NOT -- YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 919 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,476 YOU ARE NOT -- YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 920 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:00,744 NERVOUS. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. >> WHAT? 921 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:01,478 GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. >> WHAT? >> GOD. 922 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,114 >> WHAT? >> GOD. I WANT TO PUT ANIMAL EMOJI HEADS 923 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,416 >> GOD. I WANT TO PUT ANIMAL EMOJI HEADS ON DONALD TRUMP AND I WANT HIM 924 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:08,552 I WANT TO PUT ANIMAL EMOJI HEADS ON DONALD TRUMP AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE DINOSAUR AND ALSO, ON 925 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,055 ON DONALD TRUMP AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE DINOSAUR AND ALSO, ON JOE BIDEN, AND I WANT HIM TO BE 926 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,157 TO BE THE DINOSAUR AND ALSO, ON JOE BIDEN, AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE SLEEPING SKULL AND I WANT 927 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,525 JOE BIDEN, AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE SLEEPING SKULL AND I WANT GUILLERMO TO BE THE MODERATOR OF 928 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,328 THE SLEEPING SKULL AND I WANT GUILLERMO TO BE THE MODERATOR OF A DEBATE, WHERE THEY ALL SHOW 929 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,899 GUILLERMO TO BE THE MODERATOR OF A DEBATE, WHERE THEY ALL SHOW UP, THEY REALLY ARE LIKE. 930 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:29,106 A DEBATE, WHERE THEY ALL SHOW UP, THEY REALLY ARE LIKE. >> WEIRD TIME FOR A 931 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:29,239 UP, THEY REALLY ARE LIKE. >> WEIRD TIME FOR A . 932 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,541 >> WEIRD TIME FOR A . ♪ ♪ 933 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,809 . ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 934 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:32,443 ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS 935 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:33,444 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS ON THE WAY. 936 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,480 MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS ON THE WAY. EARLIER TONIGHT, WE WATCHED OUR 937 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,114 ON THE WAY. EARLIER TONIGHT, WE WATCHED OUR NEXT GUEST MAKE GOOD ON HIS NEW 938 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,549 EARLIER TONIGHT, WE WATCHED OUR NEXT GUEST MAKE GOOD ON HIS NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO 939 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:39,650 NEXT GUEST MAKE GOOD ON HIS NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DATE 32 WOMEN IN 940 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:42,052 YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DATE 32 WOMEN IN THE WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA. 941 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:42,619 SIMULTANEOUSLY DATE 32 WOMEN IN THE WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA. HERE TO TELL US HOW THAT IS 942 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:43,754 THE WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA. HERE TO TELL US HOW THAT IS GOING, PLEASE WELCOME, THE 943 00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:47,658 HERE TO TELL US HOW THAT IS GOING, PLEASE WELCOME, THE BACHELOR, MATT JAMES. 944 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,160 GOING, PLEASE WELCOME, THE BACHELOR, MATT JAMES. >>> HI, MATT, HOW ARE YOU? 945 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,196 BACHELOR, MATT JAMES. >>> HI, MATT, HOW ARE YOU? >> WHAT IS GOING ON, JIMMY, HOW 946 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,197 >>> HI, MATT, HOW ARE YOU? >> WHAT IS GOING ON, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU? 947 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,665 >> WHAT IS GOING ON, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. 948 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:58,102 ARE YOU? >> GOOD. YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW? 949 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:02,973 >> GOOD. YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW? >> I AM BACK IN THONEW YORK AND 950 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,843 YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW? >> I AM BACK IN THONEW YORK AND NEEDED INSULATION. 951 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,712 >> I AM BACK IN THONEW YORK AND NEEDED INSULATION. >> ARE YOU GETTING ANONIMITY 952 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:09,113 NEEDED INSULATION. >> ARE YOU GETTING ANONIMITY FROM IT? 953 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:11,014 >> ARE YOU GETTING ANONIMITY FROM IT? >> A LITTLE BIT. 954 00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,616 FROM IT? >> A LITTLE BIT. >> ARE PEOPLE RECOGNIZING YOU 955 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,785 >> A LITTLE BIT. >> ARE PEOPLE RECOGNIZING YOU WITH THE PROMOS AND STUFF? 956 00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:17,554 >> ARE PEOPLE RECOGNIZING YOU WITH THE PROMOS AND STUFF? >> WITH THE MASKS AND STUFF, I 957 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:18,222 WITH THE PROMOS AND STUFF? >> WITH THE MASKS AND STUFF, I CAN MOVE IN SILENCE, I HAVE NOT 958 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:23,761 >> WITH THE MASKS AND STUFF, I CAN MOVE IN SILENCE, I HAVE NOT BEEN STOPPED TOO MUCH, IT'S KIND 959 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:24,394 CAN MOVE IN SILENCE, I HAVE NOT BEEN STOPPED TOO MUCH, IT'S KIND OF NICE. 960 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,997 BEEN STOPPED TOO MUCH, IT'S KIND OF NICE. >> THEY WILL FIND THE BACHELOR 961 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:30,534 OF NICE. >> THEY WILL FIND THE BACHELOR ON THE BACHELORETTE OR BACHELOR 962 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,336 >> THEY WILL FIND THE BACHELOR ON THE BACHELORETTE OR BACHELOR IN PARADISE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT 963 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,337 ON THE BACHELORETTE OR BACHELOR IN PARADISE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ON ANY SHOWS. 964 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,905 IN PARADISE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ON ANY SHOWS. >> YEAH, THAT IS RIGHT, I WAS 965 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:37,307 BEEN ON ANY SHOWS. >> YEAH, THAT IS RIGHT, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTESTANT ON 966 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:40,244 >> YEAH, THAT IS RIGHT, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTESTANT ON CLARE'S SEASON AND I ENDED UP 967 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:41,078 SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTESTANT ON CLARE'S SEASON AND I ENDED UP QUARANTINING IN FLORIDA, BECAUSE 968 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,913 CLARE'S SEASON AND I ENDED UP QUARANTINING IN FLORIDA, BECAUSE THEY PUT THINGS ON HALT AND I 969 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:49,720 QUARANTINING IN FLORIDA, BECAUSE THEY PUT THINGS ON HALT AND I GOT A CALL IN BETWEEN A WATER 970 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:50,420 THEY PUT THINGS ON HALT AND I GOT A CALL IN BETWEEN A WATER BLOON F 971 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:51,088 GOT A CALL IN BETWEEN A WATER BLOON F BALLOON FIGHT THAT I WAS GOING 972 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,525 BLOON F BALLOON FIGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO BE ON THE BACHELOR AND I 973 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,460 BALLOON FIGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO BE ON THE BACHELOR AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE PULLING MY LEG 974 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,027 TO BE ON THE BACHELOR AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE PULLING MY LEG HERE I AM. 975 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:57,961 THOUGHT THEY WERE PULLING MY LEG HERE I AM. >> HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK THEY 976 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,096 HERE I AM. >> HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK THEY WERE PULLING YOUR LEG? 977 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,697 >> HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK THEY WERE PULLING YOUR LEG? DID YOU GET A NUMBER TO MAKE 978 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:01,999 WERE PULLING YOUR LEG? DID YOU GET A NUMBER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU COULD CALL THEM 979 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:02,199 DID YOU GET A NUMBER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU COULD CALL THEM BACK? 980 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:03,367 SURE THAT YOU COULD CALL THEM BACK? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. 981 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:04,868 BACK? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. I THOUGHT, IT'S TOO FAR OUT OF 982 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:06,470 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. I THOUGHT, IT'S TOO FAR OUT OF LEFT FIELD, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS 983 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,371 I THOUGHT, IT'S TOO FAR OUT OF LEFT FIELD, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING 984 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,839 LEFT FIELD, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING TO GET ON MY PHONE. 985 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:09,840 THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING TO GET ON MY PHONE. IT WAS A PHONE NUMBER I CAN DID 986 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:10,674 TO GET ON MY PHONE. IT WAS A PHONE NUMBER I CAN DID NOT HAVE SAVED. 987 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,109 IT WAS A PHONE NUMBER I CAN DID NOT HAVE SAVED. SO I DOWN PLAYED IT AND THEN 988 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,844 NOT HAVE SAVED. SO I DOWN PLAYED IT AND THEN THEY CALLED BACK, AND THEY WERE 989 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,212 SO I DOWN PLAYED IT AND THEN THEY CALLED BACK, AND THEY WERE LIKE NO, SERIOUSLY. 990 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:16,947 THEY CALLED BACK, AND THEY WERE LIKE NO, SERIOUSLY. AND I SAT DOWN FOR A SECOND AND 991 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:17,948 LIKE NO, SERIOUSLY. AND I SAT DOWN FOR A SECOND AND I WAS LIKE, I'M IN. 992 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,449 AND I SAT DOWN FOR A SECOND AND I WAS LIKE, I'M IN. I'M HONORED, YOU KNOW. 993 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:22,019 I WAS LIKE, I'M IN. I'M HONORED, YOU KNOW. >> WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU WERE 994 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:25,422 I'M HONORED, YOU KNOW. >> WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU WERE THE BACHELOR, I WAS CONFUSED 995 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,990 >> WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU WERE THE BACHELOR, I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNEW THAT I KNEW YOU, 996 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:29,660 THE BACHELOR, I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNEW THAT I KNEW YOU, AND I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT IF I 997 00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:31,628 BECAUSE I KNEW THAT I KNEW YOU, AND I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT IF I KNEW YOU FROM TV OR IF I KNEW 998 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:34,832 AND I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT IF I KNEW YOU FROM TV OR IF I KNEW YOU FROM -- AND THEN, I DID A 999 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,600 KNEW YOU FROM TV OR IF I KNEW YOU FROM -- AND THEN, I DID A BIT OF INVESTIGATION AND 1000 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,035 YOU FROM -- AND THEN, I DID A BIT OF INVESTIGATION AND REALIZED THAT WE MET LIKE 3 1001 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:41,505 BIT OF INVESTIGATION AND REALIZED THAT WE MET LIKE 3 YEARS AGO, WAS IT THREE OR POUR 1002 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,439 REALIZED THAT WE MET LIKE 3 YEARS AGO, WAS IT THREE OR POUR YEAR 1003 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,141 YEARS AGO, WAS IT THREE OR POUR YEAR -- OR FOUR YEARS AGO? 1004 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,576 YEAR -- OR FOUR YEARS AGO? >> IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO, WHEN 1005 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:48,078 -- OR FOUR YEARS AGO? >> IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO, WHEN YOU DO YOUR SHOW IN BROOKLYN. 1006 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,414 >> IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO, WHEN YOU DO YOUR SHOW IN BROOKLYN. I AM GRACE DIXON, MR. DIXON'S 1007 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:51,515 YOU DO YOUR SHOW IN BROOKLYN. I AM GRACE DIXON, MR. DIXON'S DAUGHTER IS ONE OF MY BEST 1008 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,183 I AM GRACE DIXON, MR. DIXON'S DAUGHTER IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO COLLEGE 1009 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,885 DAUGHTER IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER AND I GREW UP WITH HER 1010 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:55,152 FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO COLLEGE TOGETHER AND I GREW UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 1011 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:58,522 TOGETHER AND I GREW UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND. SO, ANY TIME YOU ARE IN TOWN, 1012 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:00,991 BOYFRIEND. SO, ANY TIME YOU ARE IN TOWN, I'M AN HONORARY GUEST AND I GOT 1013 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,192 SO, ANY TIME YOU ARE IN TOWN, I'M AN HONORARY GUEST AND I GOT A CHANCE TO MEET YOU THEN. 1014 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,329 I'M AN HONORARY GUEST AND I GOT A CHANCE TO MEET YOU THEN. >> I WANT TO GIVE A BACK STORY 1015 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,698 A CHANCE TO MEET YOU THEN. >> I WANT TO GIVE A BACK STORY THIS MR. DIXON YOU MENTION, WE 1016 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,967 >> I WANT TO GIVE A BACK STORY THIS MR. DIXON YOU MENTION, WE CALL HIM BABY DOLL, HE IS MY 1017 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:10,167 THIS MR. DIXON YOU MENTION, WE CALL HIM BABY DOLL, HE IS MY AGENT. 1018 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,603 CALL HIM BABY DOLL, HE IS MY AGENT. HE IS A SUPER AGENT. 1019 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:13,937 AGENT. HE IS A SUPER AGENT. AND HE AND THIS IS WHAT I 1020 00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:14,938 HE IS A SUPER AGENT. AND HE AND THIS IS WHAT I REMEMBER AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 1021 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,106 AND HE AND THIS IS WHAT I REMEMBER AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN KNOW THIS. 1022 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,442 REMEMBER AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN KNOW THIS. THIS HAS GONE ON FOR YEARS NOW. 1023 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,110 EVEN KNOW THIS. THIS HAS GONE ON FOR YEARS NOW. SO, HE INTRODUCED ME TO YOU. 1024 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:20,777 THIS HAS GONE ON FOR YEARS NOW. SO, HE INTRODUCED ME TO YOU. >> OKAY. 1025 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:23,513 SO, HE INTRODUCED ME TO YOU. >> OKAY. >> BACK STAGE, AND YOU KNOW, YOU 1026 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,149 >> OKAY. >> BACK STAGE, AND YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF KID, 1027 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,085 >> BACK STAGE, AND YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF KID, FRIENDS OF HIS DAUGHTER AND YOU 1028 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,687 WERE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF KID, FRIENDS OF HIS DAUGHTER AND YOU SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY AND YOU 1029 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,288 FRIENDS OF HIS DAUGHTER AND YOU SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY AND YOU STARTED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE 1030 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,055 SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY AND YOU STARTED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION YOU RUN. 1031 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,524 STARTED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION YOU RUN. TELL USES ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION 1032 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:35,492 ORGANIZATION YOU RUN. TELL USES ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION THAT YOU RUN. 1033 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:43,267 TELL USES ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION THAT YOU RUN. >> ABC FOOD TOURS, IT'SSTABLISH 1034 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,002 THAT YOU RUN. >> ABC FOOD TOURS, IT'SSTABLISH THE LOWER EAST SIDE, WE TAKE 1035 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,803 >> ABC FOOD TOURS, IT'SSTABLISH THE LOWER EAST SIDE, WE TAKE STUDENTS ON IF FOOD AND FITNESS 1036 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,572 THE LOWER EAST SIDE, WE TAKE STUDENTS ON IF FOOD AND FITNESS TOURS AND INTRODUCE THEM TO 1037 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,640 STUDENTS ON IF FOOD AND FITNESS TOURS AND INTRODUCE THEM TO CULTURE THROUGH DIFFERENT EATING 1038 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:51,575 TOURS AND INTRODUCE THEM TO CULTURE THROUGH DIFFERENT EATING AND FITNESS EXPERIENCES AND NOW 1039 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,710 CULTURE THROUGH DIFFERENT EATING AND FITNESS EXPERIENCES AND NOW WE HAVE ALLOCATED THAT TO 1040 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:56,580 AND FITNESS EXPERIENCES AND NOW WE HAVE ALLOCATED THAT TO WORKING WITH FORTUNE 500 1041 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,449 WE HAVE ALLOCATED THAT TO WORKING WITH FORTUNE 500 PROGRAMS AND PROGRAMS THAT GRACE 1042 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,784 WORKING WITH FORTUNE 500 PROGRAMS AND PROGRAMS THAT GRACE DIXON IS SPEARHEADING AND THE 1043 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:03,253 PROGRAMS AND PROGRAMS THAT GRACE DIXON IS SPEARHEADING AND THE FAMILY IS GROWING TIGHTER. 1044 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:03,887 DIXON IS SPEARHEADING AND THE FAMILY IS GROWING TIGHTER. >> I HEARD ABOUT IT AND I 1045 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:04,821 FAMILY IS GROWING TIGHTER. >> I HEARD ABOUT IT AND I THOUGHT, SOUNDS GREAT, SOUNDS 1046 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:05,689 >> I HEARD ABOUT IT AND I THOUGHT, SOUNDS GREAT, SOUNDS LIKING A NICE THING YOU ARE 1047 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,524 THOUGHT, SOUNDS GREAT, SOUNDS LIKING A NICE THING YOU ARE DOING AND KNOWING THAT BABY DOLL 1048 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:08,525 LIKING A NICE THING YOU ARE DOING AND KNOWING THAT BABY DOLL IS A LITTLE TIGHT WHEN WITH IT 1049 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,127 DOING AND KNOWING THAT BABY DOLL IS A LITTLE TIGHT WHEN WITH IT COMES TO CHARITY, NOT WHEN IT 1050 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,461 IS A LITTLE TIGHT WHEN WITH IT COMES TO CHARITY, NOT WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING HIMSELF THINGS. 1051 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,063 COMES TO CHARITY, NOT WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING HIMSELF THINGS. OH, THEN HE IS QUITE LOOSE. 1052 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:14,564 COMES TO BUYING HIMSELF THINGS. OH, THEN HE IS QUITE LOOSE. HE IS A MEMBER OF MANY, MANY 1053 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,801 OH, THEN HE IS QUITE LOOSE. HE IS A MEMBER OF MANY, MANY COUNTRY CLUBS AS YOU KNOW, BUT, 1054 00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:20,637 HE IS A MEMBER OF MANY, MANY COUNTRY CLUBS AS YOU KNOW, BUT, I SAID, BABY -- WE CALL HIM 1055 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:20,837 COUNTRY CLUBS AS YOU KNOW, BUT, I SAID, BABY -- WE CALL HIM BABY. 1056 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,941 I SAID, BABY -- WE CALL HIM BABY. I SAID IF YOU DONATE $10,000 TO 1057 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,709 BABY. I SAID IF YOU DONATE $10,000 TO MATT'S CHARITY, I WILL MATCH 1058 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,444 I SAID IF YOU DONATE $10,000 TO MATT'S CHARITY, I WILL MATCH THAT DONATION. 1059 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,880 MATT'S CHARITY, I WILL MATCH THAT DONATION. AND HE AGREED. 1060 00:32:29,882 --> 00:32:30,714 THAT DONATION. AND HE AGREED. AM I CORRECT IN SAYING HE AGREED 1061 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:31,648 AND HE AGREED. AM I CORRECT IN SAYING HE AGREED TO DO THAT? 1062 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,184 AM I CORRECT IN SAYING HE AGREED TO DO THAT? >> HE SAID, OH, JIMMY, OH, 1063 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:34,584 TO DO THAT? >> HE SAID, OH, JIMMY, OH, JIMMY, OF COURSE. 1064 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,421 >> HE SAID, OH, JIMMY, OH, JIMMY, OF COURSE. >> YEAH, AND EVERY THREE MONTHS 1065 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,689 JIMMY, OF COURSE. >> YEAH, AND EVERY THREE MONTHS OR SO, SINCE THEN, I HAVE 1066 00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:45,329 >> YEAH, AND EVERY THREE MONTHS OR SO, SINCE THEN, I HAVE CHECKED IN TO SAY, ING TO DO THE 1067 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,430 OR SO, SINCE THEN, I HAVE CHECKED IN TO SAY, ING TO DO THE THE SLIP. 1068 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,332 CHECKED IN TO SAY, ING TO DO THE THE SLIP. LET'S SHOW PICTURES OF BABY 1069 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,433 THE SLIP. LET'S SHOW PICTURES OF BABY DOLL, IN CASE PEOPLE RUN IN TO 1070 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,367 LET'S SHOW PICTURES OF BABY DOLL, IN CASE PEOPLE RUN IN TO HIM ON THE STREET. 1071 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,837 DOLL, IN CASE PEOPLE RUN IN TO HIM ON THE STREET. THERE HE IS SMOKING. 1072 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,340 HIM ON THE STREET. THERE HE IS SMOKING. THERE'S WITH MY AUNT CHIPPY 1073 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:56,840 THERE HE IS SMOKING. THERE'S WITH MY AUNT CHIPPY SMOKING. 1074 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:59,276 THERE'S WITH MY AUNT CHIPPY SMOKING. HERE HE IS SMOKING ALONE IN MY 1075 00:32:59,278 --> 00:32:59,509 SMOKING. HERE HE IS SMOKING ALONE IN MY HOME. 1076 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,078 HERE HE IS SMOKING ALONE IN MY HOME. THERE YOU SEE HE IS ENJOYING 1077 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,478 HOME. THERE YOU SEE HE IS ENJOYING LOBSTER. 1078 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,380 THERE YOU SEE HE IS ENJOYING LOBSTER. THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN 1079 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,047 LOBSTER. THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO YOUR ORGANIZATION. 1080 00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,749 THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO YOUR ORGANIZATION. THERE HE IS -- 1081 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:06,516 TO YOUR ORGANIZATION. THERE HE IS -- >> OH, MY GOSH. 1082 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,152 THERE HE IS -- >> OH, MY GOSH. >> AND THIS IS THE COVER OF HIS 1083 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:09,853 >> OH, MY GOSH. >> AND THIS IS THE COVER OF HIS CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR. 1084 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,421 >> AND THIS IS THE COVER OF HIS CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR. THERE HE IS SMOKING THROUGH A 1085 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,090 CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR. THERE HE IS SMOKING THROUGH A LITTLE HOLE HE POKED IN HIS 1086 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:13,657 THERE HE IS SMOKING THROUGH A LITTLE HOLE HE POKED IN HIS MASK. 1087 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,859 LITTLE HOLE HE POKED IN HIS MASK. SO, AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO 1088 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:20,297 MASK. SO, AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO CHALLENGE JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON 1089 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,599 SO, AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO CHALLENGE JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON TO DONATE -- TO GIVE $10,000 AND 1090 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:23,834 CHALLENGE JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON TO DONATE -- TO GIVE $10,000 AND I WILL MATCH IT AND LET'S SEE, 1091 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,136 TO DONATE -- TO GIVE $10,000 AND I WILL MATCH IT AND LET'S SEE, WE ARE GOING TO STAY ON HIM FOR 1092 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:26,503 I WILL MATCH IT AND LET'S SEE, WE ARE GOING TO STAY ON HIM FOR THIS. 1093 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,205 WE ARE GOING TO STAY ON HIM FOR THIS. >> THAT, THOSE PICTURES COULD 1094 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,607 THIS. >> THAT, THOSE PICTURES COULD NOT BE MORE ACCURATE PORTRAYAL 1095 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,808 >> THAT, THOSE PICTURES COULD NOT BE MORE ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF WHEN HE IS OUT. 1096 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,543 NOT BE MORE ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF WHEN HE IS OUT. THAT IS HILARIOUS. 1097 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,679 OF WHEN HE IS OUT. THAT IS HILARIOUS. >> YOU UM, SO, LET'S GET TO THE 1098 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:36,780 THAT IS HILARIOUS. >> YOU UM, SO, LET'S GET TO THE BACHELOR, TALK ABOUT THIS. 1099 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:39,950 >> YOU UM, SO, LET'S GET TO THE BACHELOR, TALK ABOUT THIS. BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF A 1100 00:33:39,952 --> 00:33:41,218 BACHELOR, TALK ABOUT THIS. BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF A BETTER SITUATION DATING WISE, 1101 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,953 BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF A BETTER SITUATION DATING WISE, NORMALLY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. 1102 00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:44,921 BETTER SITUATION DATING WISE, NORMALLY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, 1103 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:48,458 NORMALLY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, WITH COVID GOING ON, YOU SOMEHOW 1104 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,861 BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, WITH COVID GOING ON, YOU SOMEHOW HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE 1105 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,829 WITH COVID GOING ON, YOU SOMEHOW HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE 32 WOMEN WHO 1106 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,098 HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE 32 WOMEN WHO HAVE ALL BEEN TESTED AND 1107 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,466 OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE 32 WOMEN WHO HAVE ALL BEEN TESTED AND QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS 1108 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:59,269 HAVE ALL BEEN TESTED AND QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO YOU. 1109 00:33:59,271 --> 00:33:59,970 QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO YOU. LIKE A KING. 1110 00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:04,307 BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO YOU. LIKE A KING. LIKE A SHAH OR SOMETHING. 1111 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:04,941 LIKE A KING. LIKE A SHAH OR SOMETHING. >> WELL, AS YOU SAW, THERE'S A 1112 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:06,610 LIKE A SHAH OR SOMETHING. >> WELL, AS YOU SAW, THERE'S A QUEEN THERE, SO IT'S FITTING. 1113 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:07,544 >> WELL, AS YOU SAW, THERE'S A QUEEN THERE, SO IT'S FITTING. YOU KNOW? 1114 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,913 QUEEN THERE, SO IT'S FITTING. YOU KNOW? >> AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, YEAH, 1115 00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:10,814 YOU KNOW? >> AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, YEAH, AT THE BEGINNING YOU GATHERED 1116 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,015 >> AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, YEAH, AT THE BEGINNING YOU GATHERED EVERYONE AROUND FOR A PRAYER AND 1117 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:13,483 AT THE BEGINNING YOU GATHERED EVERYONE AROUND FOR A PRAYER AND THAT WAS A SMOOTH MOVE BY THE 1118 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:13,650 EVERYONE AROUND FOR A PRAYER AND THAT WAS A SMOOTH MOVE BY THE WAY. 1119 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,420 THAT WAS A SMOOTH MOVE BY THE WAY. I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU ARE SINCERE 1120 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:17,687 WAY. I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU ARE SINCERE ABOUT IT. 1121 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,423 I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU ARE SINCERE ABOUT IT. THAT KNOCKED SOME OF THOSE WOMEN 1122 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:20,791 ABOUT IT. THAT KNOCKED SOME OF THOSE WOMEN FOR AN ABSOLUTE LOOP, THEY 1123 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:23,293 THAT KNOCKED SOME OF THOSE WOMEN FOR AN ABSOLUTE LOOP, THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH 1124 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:23,593 FOR AN ABSOLUTE LOOP, THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES. 1125 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,162 DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES. SOME OF THEM WERE LIKE, WOULD IT 1126 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,030 THEMSELVES. SOME OF THEM WERE LIKE, WOULD IT BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO THROW 1127 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:30,000 SOME OF THEM WERE LIKE, WOULD IT BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO THROW MY UNDERWEAR ON HIM RIGHT NOW. 1128 00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:32,436 BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO THROW MY UNDERWEAR ON HIM RIGHT NOW. SO, YOU GOT ALL THESE WOMEN. 1129 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,871 MY UNDERWEAR ON HIM RIGHT NOW. SO, YOU GOT ALL THESE WOMEN. AND THEY ARE ALL OF COURSE, IN 1130 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,006 SO, YOU GOT ALL THESE WOMEN. AND THEY ARE ALL OF COURSE, IN LOVE WITH YOU THE MOMENT THEY 1131 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:37,507 AND THEY ARE ALL OF COURSE, IN LOVE WITH YOU THE MOMENT THEY STEP OUT OF THAT LIMO. 1132 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,811 LOVE WITH YOU THE MOMENT THEY STEP OUT OF THAT LIMO. ONE STEPS ON OUT WITH A 1133 00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:41,078 STEP OUT OF THAT LIMO. ONE STEPS ON OUT WITH A VIBRATOR. 1134 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,480 ONE STEPS ON OUT WITH A VIBRATOR. ONE STEPS OUT WITH A PURSE FULL 1135 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:46,416 VIBRATOR. ONE STEPS OUT WITH A PURSE FULL OF MEATBALLS, WHICH BY THE WAY, 1136 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,051 ONE STEPS OUT WITH A PURSE FULL OF MEATBALLS, WHICH BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS STRONG, I 1137 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:48,285 OF MEATBALLS, WHICH BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS STRONG, I THOUGHT. 1138 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,119 I THOUGHT THAT WAS STRONG, I THOUGHT. >> I LIKED THAT. 1139 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:51,288 THOUGHT. >> I LIKED THAT. >> AND THE WOMAN WHO, VICTORIA, 1140 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,856 >> I LIKED THAT. >> AND THE WOMAN WHO, VICTORIA, WHO CALLS HERSELF THE QUEEN. 1141 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,491 >> AND THE WOMAN WHO, VICTORIA, WHO CALLS HERSELF THE QUEEN. WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO NOT 1142 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,627 WHO CALLS HERSELF THE QUEEN. WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO NOT THROW UP ON HER WHEN SHE 1143 00:34:57,629 --> 00:35:00,063 WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO NOT THROW UP ON HER WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED -- WHEN SHE SAID YES, 1144 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:00,263 THROW UP ON HER WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED -- WHEN SHE SAID YES, QUEEN? 1145 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:03,500 ANNOUNCED -- WHEN SHE SAID YES, QUEEN? >> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I 1146 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:05,669 QUEEN? >> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I APPRECIATED EVERYTHING ABOUT 1147 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,337 >> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I APPRECIATED EVERYTHING ABOUT VICTORIA'S ENTRANCE AND WHO SHE 1148 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,438 APPRECIATED EVERYTHING ABOUT VICTORIA'S ENTRANCE AND WHO SHE WAS BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO 1149 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,507 VICTORIA'S ENTRANCE AND WHO SHE WAS BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO TO STAND OUT AND SHE DID IT. 1150 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:12,843 WAS BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO TO STAND OUT AND SHE DID IT. AND I REMEMBERED HER NAME AND IT 1151 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:13,944 DO TO STAND OUT AND SHE DID IT. AND I REMEMBERED HER NAME AND IT WAS LIGHT-HEARTED AND IT MADE 1152 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,345 AND I REMEMBERED HER NAME AND IT WAS LIGHT-HEARTED AND IT MADE ME, IT BROKE THE ICE. 1153 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,913 WAS LIGHT-HEARTED AND IT MADE ME, IT BROKE THE ICE. YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A TENSE 1154 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:17,747 ME, IT BROKE THE ICE. YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A TENSE SITUATION AND I WAS NERVOUS AND 1155 00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:18,915 YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A TENSE SITUATION AND I WAS NERVOUS AND WHEN SHE COMES ON OUT WITH 1156 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,450 SITUATION AND I WAS NERVOUS AND WHEN SHE COMES ON OUT WITH EVERYTHING THAT SHE IS, IT JUST, 1157 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,619 WHEN SHE COMES ON OUT WITH EVERYTHING THAT SHE IS, IT JUST, YOU KNOW, IT PUT A SMILE ON MY 1158 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,187 EVERYTHING THAT SHE IS, IT JUST, YOU KNOW, IT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE AND IT BROUGHT LESS TENSION 1159 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,722 YOU KNOW, IT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE AND IT BROUGHT LESS TENSION TO THE NIGHT. 1160 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,892 FACE AND IT BROUGHT LESS TENSION TO THE NIGHT. >> DID YOU, DO YOU THINK SHE WAS 1161 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,227 TO THE NIGHT. >> DID YOU, DO YOU THINK SHE WAS POPULAR WITH THE OTHER GALS? 1162 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,995 >> DID YOU, DO YOU THINK SHE WAS POPULAR WITH THE OTHER GALS? >> I KNOW SHE WAS POPULAR WITH 1163 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:32,963 POPULAR WITH THE OTHER GALS? >> I KNOW SHE WAS POPULAR WITH THE OTHERER GIRLS? 1164 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,097 >> I KNOW SHE WAS POPULAR WITH THE OTHERER GIRLS? >> SHE WAS, REALLY? 1165 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:36,733 THE OTHERER GIRLS? >> SHE WAS, REALLY? I GUESS WE WILL SEE HOW IT PLAYS 1166 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:36,900 >> SHE WAS, REALLY? I GUESS WE WILL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT. 1167 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,369 I GUESS WE WILL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT. I WAS WONDERING IF WHEN YOU GAVE 1168 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,904 OUT. I WAS WONDERING IF WHEN YOU GAVE HER THE ROSE AT THE END, IF THAT 1169 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,105 I WAS WONDERING IF WHEN YOU GAVE HER THE ROSE AT THE END, IF THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE 1170 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:44,808 HER THE ROSE AT THE END, IF THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE THE PRODUCERS SAY, I KNOW SHE IS 1171 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,309 WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE THE PRODUCERS SAY, I KNOW SHE IS AWFUL, BUT PLEASE, WE NEED TO 1172 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,844 THE PRODUCERS SAY, I KNOW SHE IS AWFUL, BUT PLEASE, WE NEED TO KEEP -- WE NEED TO HAVE A COUPLE 1173 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,447 AWFUL, BUT PLEASE, WE NEED TO KEEP -- WE NEED TO HAVE A COUPLE OF BAD ONES IN THE MIX. 1174 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:51,948 KEEP -- WE NEED TO HAVE A COUPLE OF BAD ONES IN THE MIX. >> NO, THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. 1175 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:52,516 OF BAD ONES IN THE MIX. >> NO, THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. SHE WAS GREAT. 1176 00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,751 >> NO, THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. SHE WAS GREAT. I REALLY ENJOYED VICTORIA. 1177 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:59,189 SHE WAS GREAT. I REALLY ENJOYED VICTORIA. >> ARE YOU MARRYING HER? 1178 00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:02,526 I REALLY ENJOYED VICTORIA. >> ARE YOU MARRYING HER? >> ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO SEE 1179 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,393 >> ARE YOU MARRYING HER? >> ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHO MY WIFE PICKED? 1180 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,694 >> ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHO MY WIFE PICKED? >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. 1181 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,263 WHO MY WIFE PICKED? >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. >> I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR FACE 1182 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,197 >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. >> I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR FACE CLOSELY HERE, OKAY. 1183 00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:08,265 >> I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR FACE CLOSELY HERE, OKAY. >> OKAY. 1184 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,366 CLOSELY HERE, OKAY. >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. 1185 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,867 >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. THE FINAL THREE. 1186 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,037 >> ALL RIGHT. THE FINAL THREE. >> BREE. 1187 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:14,571 THE FINAL THREE. >> BREE. ACCOUNT ON. 1188 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:19,142 >> BREE. ACCOUNT ON. SHE LIKES BREE, AND THIS IS 1189 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:19,376 ACCOUNT ON. SHE LIKES BREE, AND THIS IS ABIGAIL. 1190 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:22,646 SHE LIKES BREE, AND THIS IS ABIGAIL. SHE LIKES ABIGAIL. 1191 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,749 ABIGAIL. SHE LIKES ABIGAIL. AND ACCORDING TO MY WIFE, YOUR 1192 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:29,686 SHE LIKES ABIGAIL. AND ACCORDING TO MY WIFE, YOUR BRIDE WILL BE RACHEL. 1193 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,253 AND ACCORDING TO MY WIFE, YOUR BRIDE WILL BE RACHEL. YOUR THOUGHTS? 1194 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:32,122 BRIDE WILL BE RACHEL. YOUR THOUGHTS? >> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW THE 1195 00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:32,789 YOUR THOUGHTS? >> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW THE THOUGHT PROCESS. 1196 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,924 >> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW THE THOUGHT PROCESS. >> I DON'T THINK THERE'S A 1197 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:34,591 THOUGHT PROCESS. >> I DON'T THINK THERE'S A THOUGHT PROCESS. 1198 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:37,060 >> I DON'T THINK THERE'S A THOUGHT PROCESS. SHE JUST KIND OF LOOKS AT THEM, 1199 00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:39,896 THOUGHT PROCESS. SHE JUST KIND OF LOOKS AT THEM, SOMETIMES SHE, SOMETIMES SHE 1200 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:40,530 SHE JUST KIND OF LOOKS AT THEM, SOMETIMES SHE, SOMETIMES SHE PICKS BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS AND 1201 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,232 SOMETIMES SHE, SOMETIMES SHE PICKS BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT A PICTURE AND 1202 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:42,699 PICKS BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT A PICTURE AND DECIDES. 1203 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,534 SHE JUST LOOKS AT A PICTURE AND DECIDES. AND SOMEHOW, SHE GETS IT RIGHT, 1204 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:44,935 DECIDES. AND SOMEHOW, SHE GETS IT RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW. 1205 00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:49,139 AND SOMEHOW, SHE GETS IT RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW. >> I WILL SAY THAT, YOUR WIFE 1206 00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:49,973 I DON'T KNOW. >> I WILL SAY THAT, YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE. 1207 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:50,907 >> I WILL SAY THAT, YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE. YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE. 1208 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:55,679 HAS GREAT TASTE. YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW 1209 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:56,780 YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1210 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:58,682 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. WE, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1211 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:00,584 THAT'S NOT TRUE. WE, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. SO, HERE'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO 1212 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:00,884 WE, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. SO, HERE'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. 1213 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,285 SO, HERE'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WHICH 1214 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:03,019 DO. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WHICH WILL BE AT THE CONCLUSION OF OF 1215 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,188 THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WHICH WILL BE AT THE CONCLUSION OF OF THE SHOW, HOPEFULLY IN PERSON. 1216 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,256 WILL BE AT THE CONCLUSION OF OF THE SHOW, HOPEFULLY IN PERSON. WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE 1217 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,025 THE SHOW, HOPEFULLY IN PERSON. WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE GOT THE $20,000, OKAY? 1218 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:09,793 WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE GOT THE $20,000, OKAY? >> DEAL. 1219 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,696 GOT THE $20,000, OKAY? >> DEAL. I APPRECIATE YOU, JIMMY, THANK 1220 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:12,862 >> DEAL. I APPRECIATE YOU, JIMMY, THANK YOU. 1221 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,065 I APPRECIATE YOU, JIMMY, THANK YOU. >> VERY GOOD THE SEE YOU, MATT, 1222 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,067 YOU. >> VERY GOOD THE SEE YOU, MATT, THAT'S MATT JAMES THE BACHELOR, 1223 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,335 >> VERY GOOD THE SEE YOU, MATT, THAT'S MATT JAMES THE BACHELOR, WATCH HIM MONDAY NIGHTS MAKING 1224 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:19,336 THAT'S MATT JAMES THE BACHELOR, WATCH HIM MONDAY NIGHTS MAKING LOVE TO WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT 1225 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:24,374 WATCH HIM MONDAY NIGHTS MAKING LOVE TO WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT HEAR ON ABC, WE WILL BE RIGHT 1226 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:35,952 LOVE TO WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT HEAR ON ABC, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MACHINE GUN KELLY. 1227 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:43,693 ♪ ♪ >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 1228 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:44,861 >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR 1229 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:45,662 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 1230 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:46,196 MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1231 00:37:46,198 --> 00:37:48,131 NOTHING. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK GWYNETH PALTROW AND MATT JAMES, 1232 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:48,632 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK GWYNETH PALTROW AND MATT JAMES, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1233 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,233 GWYNETH PALTROW AND MATT JAMES, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST, 1234 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,868 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST, HIS ALBUM IS CALLED 1235 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,837 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST, HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," A ONE 1236 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,706 HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," A ONE MAN BAND ON A PINK PIANO, 1237 00:37:56,708 --> 00:38:09,853 "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," A ONE MAN BAND ON A PINK PIANO, MACHINE GUN KELLY! 1238 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:15,592 MAN BAND ON A PINK PIANO, MACHINE GUN KELLY! ♪ YEAH, YEAH 1239 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:15,959 MACHINE GUN KELLY! ♪ YEAH, YEAH I'M STILL YOUNG 1240 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:16,693 ♪ YEAH, YEAH I'M STILL YOUNG WASTING MY YOUTH 1241 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,895 I'M STILL YOUNG WASTING MY YOUTH I'LL GROW UP NEXT SUMMER ♪ 1242 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,598 WASTING MY YOUTH I'LL GROW UP NEXT SUMMER ♪ ♪ I'M BACK ON 1243 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,666 I'LL GROW UP NEXT SUMMER ♪ ♪ I'M BACK ON THAT GIRL I QUIT 1244 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:24,434 ♪ I'M BACK ON THAT GIRL I QUIT I SHOULD'VE LOST HER NUMBER 1245 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,736 THAT GIRL I QUIT I SHOULD'VE LOST HER NUMBER I'M OVERCOMPENSATING ♪ 1246 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,806 I SHOULD'VE LOST HER NUMBER I'M OVERCOMPENSATING ♪ ♪ FOR HEARTBREAK 1247 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,206 I'M OVERCOMPENSATING ♪ ♪ FOR HEARTBREAK I SWALLOWED A PILL 1248 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,908 ♪ FOR HEARTBREAK I SWALLOWED A PILL THAT WAS IN A HEART SHAPE 1249 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:32,409 I SWALLOWED A PILL THAT WAS IN A HEART SHAPE HER HANDS ON MY CHEST ♪ 1250 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,610 THAT WAS IN A HEART SHAPE HER HANDS ON MY CHEST ♪ ♪ FEELIN' MY HEARTBEAT 1251 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,178 HER HANDS ON MY CHEST ♪ ♪ FEELIN' MY HEARTBEAT SHE SPILLIN' HER DRINK 1252 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,680 ♪ FEELIN' MY HEARTBEAT SHE SPILLIN' HER DRINK ALL ON MY CAR SEAT 1253 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:37,814 SHE SPILLIN' HER DRINK ALL ON MY CAR SEAT SHE'LL GET ATTACHED ♪ 1254 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,115 ALL ON MY CAR SEAT SHE'LL GET ATTACHED ♪ ♪ AND THEN TRAP ME 1255 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,750 SHE'LL GET ATTACHED ♪ ♪ AND THEN TRAP ME THEN I GOTTA ACT 1256 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,786 ♪ AND THEN TRAP ME THEN I GOTTA ACT LIKE I'M HAPPY 1257 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:43,920 THEN I GOTTA ACT LIKE I'M HAPPY SHE POSTS PICS ♪ 1258 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,588 LIKE I'M HAPPY SHE POSTS PICS ♪ ♪ TO GET AT ME 1259 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,023 SHE POSTS PICS ♪ ♪ TO GET AT ME DÉJÀ VU 1260 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,725 ♪ TO GET AT ME DÉJÀ VU IT'S LIKE LAST WEEK 1261 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:58,835 DÉJÀ VU IT'S LIKE LAST WEEK DAMN ♪ 1262 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,236 IT'S LIKE LAST WEEK DAMN ♪ p ALL I KNOW 1263 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:01,504 DAMN ♪ p ALL I KNOW ♪ ALL I KNOW IS 1264 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,739 p ALL I KNOW ♪ ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 1265 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,441 ♪ ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ALL I KNOW IS 1266 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:05,675 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ♪ 1267 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:05,942 ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ♪ ♪ AT ALL 1268 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,143 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ♪ ♪ AT ALL PEOPLE TALK 1269 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,678 ♪ AT ALL PEOPLE TALK BUT THEY DON'T SAY NOTHIN' 1270 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,113 PEOPLE TALK BUT THEY DON'T SAY NOTHIN' ALL I KNOW IS ♪ 1271 00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,281 BUT THEY DON'T SAY NOTHIN' ALL I KNOW IS ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 1272 00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:12,515 ALL I KNOW IS ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' AT ALL 1273 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:12,782 ♪ I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' AT ALL NO LICENSE 1274 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,585 AT ALL NO LICENSE I'M STILL RIDIN' ♪ 1275 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:18,855 NO LICENSE I'M STILL RIDIN' ♪ ♪ CRASHED INTO A TREE 1276 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,724 I'M STILL RIDIN' ♪ ♪ CRASHED INTO A TREE AND KEPT DRIVIN' 1277 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,658 ♪ CRASHED INTO A TREE AND KEPT DRIVIN' MY LABEL HATES 1278 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,525 AND KEPT DRIVIN' MY LABEL HATES THAT I'M LIKE THIS ♪ 1279 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,093 MY LABEL HATES THAT I'M LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ I GOTTA GO THROUGH SH -- 1280 00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:23,460 THAT I'M LIKE THIS ♪ ♪ I GOTTA GO THROUGH SH -- TO KEEP WRITIN' 1281 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,628 ♪ I GOTTA GO THROUGH SH -- TO KEEP WRITIN' ALL THESE GIRLS 1282 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,198 TO KEEP WRITIN' ALL THESE GIRLS I DON'T WANT NONE OF THEM ♪ 1283 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,132 ALL THESE GIRLS I DON'T WANT NONE OF THEM ♪ ♪ BUT I KNOW I'LL END UP 1284 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,667 I DON'T WANT NONE OF THEM ♪ ♪ BUT I KNOW I'LL END UP WITH ONE OF THEM 1285 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,702 ♪ BUT I KNOW I'LL END UP WITH ONE OF THEM MY LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE'S 1286 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:33,370 WITH ONE OF THEM MY LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE'S FUN TO THEM ♪ 1287 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,071 MY LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE'S FUN TO THEM ♪ ♪ BUT THE PERSON 1288 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,673 FUN TO THEM ♪ ♪ BUT THE PERSON ON THE INSIDE 1289 00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:51,321 ♪ BUT THE PERSON ON THE INSIDE IS CRUMBLIN' 1290 00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:51,688 ON THE INSIDE IS CRUMBLIN' ♪ ALL I KNOW IS 1291 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,422 IS CRUMBLIN' ♪ ALL I KNOW IS I'M OVERSTIMULATED 1292 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:52,722 ♪ ALL I KNOW IS I'M OVERSTIMULATED AND I'M SAD 1293 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,189 I'M OVERSTIMULATED AND I'M SAD I DON'T EXPECT YOU ♪ 1294 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:56,693 AND I'M SAD I DON'T EXPECT YOU ♪ ♪ TO UNDERSTAND 1295 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:57,327 I DON'T EXPECT YOU ♪ ♪ TO UNDERSTAND IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN TRUE 1296 00:39:57,329 --> 00:39:59,396 ♪ TO UNDERSTAND IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN TRUE ROMANCE OR AM I JUST MAKIN' A 1297 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,697 IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN TRUE ROMANCE OR AM I JUST MAKIN' A MESS ♪ 1298 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:03,600 ROMANCE OR AM I JUST MAKIN' A MESS ♪ ♪ IN MY HEAD 1299 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:04,567 MESS ♪ ♪ IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD 1300 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:05,068 ♪ IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD I'M LYIN' NAKED WITH YOU 1301 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,703 IN MY HEAD I'M LYIN' NAKED WITH YOU YEAH ♪ 1302 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,972 I'M LYIN' NAKED WITH YOU YEAH ♪ ♪ IN MY HEAD 1303 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,006 YEAH ♪ ♪ IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD 1304 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:10,373 ♪ IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD I'M READY TO DIE 1305 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:14,511 IN MY HEAD I'M READY TO DIE HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪ 1306 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:15,578 I'M READY TO DIE HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪ ♪ I DON'T DO FAKE LOVE 1307 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,679 HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪ ♪ I DON'T DO FAKE LOVE BUT I'LL TAKE SOME 1308 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:19,349 ♪ I DON'T DO FAKE LOVE BUT I'LL TAKE SOME FROM YOU TONIGHT 1309 00:40:19,351 --> 00:40:21,684 BUT I'LL TAKE SOME FROM YOU TONIGHT I KNOW I'VE GOT TO GO ♪ 1310 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,319 FROM YOU TONIGHT I KNOW I'VE GOT TO GO ♪ ♪ BUT I MIGHT JUST 1311 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:25,622 I KNOW I'VE GOT TO GO ♪ ♪ BUT I MIGHT JUST MISS THE FLIGHT 1312 00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:27,891 ♪ BUT I MIGHT JUST MISS THE FLIGHT I CAN'T STAY FOREVER 1313 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:32,595 MISS THE FLIGHT I CAN'T STAY FOREVER LET'S PLAY PRETEND ♪ 1314 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:33,096 I CAN'T STAY FOREVER LET'S PLAY PRETEND ♪ ♪ AND TREAT THIS NIGHT 1315 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:33,596 LET'S PLAY PRETEND ♪ ♪ AND TREAT THIS NIGHT LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN 1316 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:33,897 ♪ AND TREAT THIS NIGHT LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN YOU'LL BE MY 1317 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:34,330 LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN YOU'LL BE MY BLOODY VALENTINE ♪ 1318 00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:37,634 YOU'LL BE MY BLOODY VALENTINE ♪ ♪ BE MINE TONIGHT 1319 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,436 BLOODY VALENTINE ♪ ♪ BE MINE TONIGHT NO NO NO NO NO NO 1320 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:39,669 ♪ BE MINE TONIGHT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 1321 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,838 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT ♪ 1322 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,174 NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO NO 1323 00:40:44,176 --> 00:40:44,674 NOT JUST TONIGHT ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 1324 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:48,678 ♪ NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT 1325 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,414 NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT NO NO NO NO NO NO ♪ 1326 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:54,017 NOT JUST TONIGHT NO NO NO NO NO NO ♪ ♪ NO NO NO 1327 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,719 NO NO NO NO NO NO ♪ ♪ NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT 1328 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:56,986 ♪ NO NO NO NOT JUST TONIGHT IN MY HEAD 1329 00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:04,643 NOT JUST TONIGHT IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD ♪