. >>> BASED ON ALL OF THIS, THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.
MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE YOU
HAVE, IS THE DATA YOU HAVE IS
WRONG.
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE
THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN
FULTON COUNTY, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
>> NO.
>> YOU SURE?
RYAN?
>> I'M SURE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID, AND
YOU ARE NOT REPORTING IT.
YOU ARE A LAWYER, YOU ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO GIVE FAULTY ELECTION
RESULTS.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT AND
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA KNOW IT'S
A SCAM.
PEOPLE WILL VOTE NEGATIVE
BECAUSE THEY HATE WHAT YOU DID
TO THE PRESIDENT.
♪ ♪
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
>> Jimmy: HELLO.
I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THIS HOUSE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.
THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF THE
NEW YEAR.
AN EXCITING NEW YEAR.
2021 IS IN, 2020 IS OUT.
I HAVE BEEN BUBBLING WITH
OPTIMISM.
READY FOR A RETURN TO NORMAL
LIFE.
AND HERE I AM, DOING A SHOW FROM
THE KITCHEN AGAIN.
BECAUSE THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS
THAT SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN
PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN L.A.
I THINK IT LIVES ACROSS THE
STREET FROM ME.
IN KENDALL JENNER'S OLD HOUSE.
I ALSO CHOPPED THE TIP OF MY
FINGER OFF ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
CUTTING A WHEEL OF PARMESAN.
SO, GOOD TIMES.
OUR DAUGHTER JANE, WHO IS 6,
ASKED US LAST NIGHT IF WE COULD
THROW A "I HATE THE VIRUS" PARTY
WHEN THIS IS OVER.
WE SAID NOT ONLY CAN YOU HAVE
THE PARTY, YOU CAN DRIVE US HOME
FROM IT AFTERWARD.
MY HOPE, AND I'M NOT KIDDING.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
MY REASONABLE HOPE IS THAT THIS
LOCKDOWN ENDS WHEN "THE
BACHELOR" ENDS.
MARCH 15th.
THINGS ARE BAD HERE IN SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA.
THE HOSPITALS ARE FULL.
AMBULANCES ARE DRIVING AROUND IN
CIRCLES TRYING TO FIND OPEN BEDS
FOR THEIR PATIENTS.
FRONTLINE WORKERS ARE DYING.
AND OUR PRESIDENT DOES NOT CARE
AT ALL!
YESTERDAY, HE WROTE, "THE NUMBER
OF CASES AND DEATHS OF THE CHINA
VIRUS IS FAR EXAGGERATED IN THE
UNITED STATES BECAUSE OF
@CDCGOV'S RIDICULOUS METHOD OF
DETERMINATION COMPARED TO OTHER
COUNTRIES, MANY OF WHOM REPORT,
PURPOSELY, VERY INACCURATELY AND
LOW.
'WHEN IN DOUBT, CALL IT COVID.'
FAKE NEWS!"
CAN WE PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET
ALREADY?
WITH A WHOLE ROLL OF DUCT TAPE
OVER HIS MOUTH?
WHILE MOST OF US ARE BACK TO
REALITY TODAY, DONALD TRUMP IS
FURTHER FROM IT THAN HE'S EVER
BEEN.
TRUMP SKIPPED OUT ON HIS ANNUAL
NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH AT
MAR-A-LAGO.
HE ABRUPTLY WENT BACK TO
WASHINGTON TO WORK ON THE COUP
HE'S BEEN PLOTTING.
BUT THE PARTY WENT ON.
LED BY BOY WONDER DJTJ.
WHO PARTIED THE YEAR AWAY WITH
RUDY GIULIANI AND MUSIC FROM
VANILLA ICE.
♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE.
DON JR. DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE
WORDS TO VANILLA'S ONE HIT SONG.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: ASTROPHYSICISTS ARE CALLING THAT THE FIRST-EVER EVIDENCE OF A WHITE HOLE.
IMAGINE RAPPING ALONG TO
"ICE ICE BABY" AND GOING "I'D
BETTER GET OUT MY PHONE.
PEOPLE ARE GONNA WANNA SEE
THIS."
SO NOW WE WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE
HOW MANY PEOPLE GO TO THE
VANILLA I.C.U. AS A RESULT OF
THIS PARTY.
ONE OF MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
WAS TO SPEND LESS TIME THINKING
ABOUT DONALD TRUMP- AND IT WAS
GOING PRETTY WELL UNTIL
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.
HE HAD ANOTHER PERFECT CALL OVER
THE WEEKEND.
THE WASHINGTON POST RELEASED A
RECORDING OF AN HOUR-LONG PHONE
CALL, DURING WHICH DONALD TRUMP
CAN BE HEARD PRESSURING AND
THREATENING THE
GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE,
BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, URGING HIM
TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE
ELECTION.
I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE THING
TWICE.
IT WAS LIKE A SURPRISE
TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM.
THIS GUY, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER, IS
A REPUBLICAN, WHO SAYS HE VOTED
FOR TRUMP TWICE!
GOOD GOIN', BRAD!
ACCORDING TO CNN, THE
WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS TO
GET RAFFENSPERGER ON THE PHONE
BEFORE HE FINALLY PICKED UP.
THAT HAS TO BE THE RECORD FOR
MOST TIMES SOMEONE HAS SCREENED
A CALL FROM THE PRESIDENT,
RIGHT?
AND THIS IS SOME CALL.
TRUMP CLAIMED, AMONG MANY OTHER
THINGS, THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE
COULD HAVE LOST GEORGIA BECAUSE
HE HAD BIGGER CROWDS THAN BIDEN.
AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF
DUELING MONSTER TRUCK SHOWS.
HE BROUGHT UP ALL KINDS OF CRAZY
THINGS HE SAYS HE'S BEEN
"HEARING" ON TRUMP MEDIA.
IT WAS THE KIND OF CALL THAT
MAKES YOU WONDER, "IS HE STUPID
OR DRUNK?"
AND THEN YOU REMEMBER HE DOESN'T
DRINK.
TRUMP TRIED EVERYTHING.
HE BRAGGED, HE CHALLENGED, HE
THREATENED.
HE TOLD THE SECRETARY OF STATE
HE WOULD COME TO GEORGIA AND EAT
ALL THEIR PEACHES.
NOTHING.
NEITHER RAFFENSBERGER NOR HIS
LAWYER, RYAN GERMANY, WERE
BUYING ANY OF IT.
THEY JUST KEPT SAYING THE
INFORMATION YOU HAVE IS NOT
CORRECT.
SO TRUMP HUNG UP AND TRIED TO
SELL HIS B.S. SOMEPLACE ELSE.
>> WE HAVE A SGIE ON THE PHONE
IN FLORIDA, HELD HAD OH, WE
APPRECIATE THE TIME AND THE
CALL.
SO, WE HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME
ON THIS THIS, AND IF WE COULD
JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE
NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY
CLEAR THAT WE WON SUBSTANTIALLY
IN GEORGIA, AND THEY ARE
REMOVING MACHINERY AND THEY ARE
MOVING IT AS FAST AS THEY CAN.
BOTH OF WHICH ARE CRIMINAL --
>> BUT I MEAN, FOR YOU, THE
FAMILY, THE SHOW, THE KIDS --
>> I'M NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU
ARE LETTING IT HAPPEN.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS, I WANT
TO FIND 11,780 VOTES WHICH IS
ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE, BECAUSE
WE WANT TO SAY.
>> WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR
THAT.
SO THAT WENT SOUTH QUICKLY.
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY FOR
THAT.
WE WILL JUST SAY OUR APOLOGIES,
AND HE GOT EXCITED AND AT LEAST
I CAN SAY --
>> THE OTHER PEOPLE, DEAD
PEOPLE, SO DEAD PEOPLE VOTED.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD
BE DOING.
SELLING SMOOTHIES ON QVC.
AND OF COURSE, MANY PROMINENT
REPUBLICANS ARE FURIOUS, BUT NOT
AT THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE.
NO, THAT WOULD BE DANGEROUS.
THEY'RE MAD AT
BRAD RAFFENSBERGER FOR TAPING
THE CALL.
AND TRUMP HAS ALREADY FILED A
LAWSUIT AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER
FOR RELEASING THE TAPE.
BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS.
HE REALLY IS THE WEAKEST,
WHINIEST LITTLE DICTATOR
IMAGINABLE.
THAT CALL WAS PATHETIC.
AND IT'S INTERESTING.
YOU KNOW, DURING THE LAST
PERFECT CALL, THE ONE TRUMP GOT
IMPEACHED FOR, REPUBLICANS LINED
UP AND SAID "WE CAN'T IMPEACH!
CONGRESS SHOULDN'T DECIDE WHO'S
PRESIDENT.
THE PEOPLE SHOULD DECIDE!"
AND NOW, THESE SAME
CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WAIT?
THE PEOPLE DECIDED ON BIDEN?
IN THAT CASE, LET'S LET CONGRESS
DECIDE!"
CARL BERNSTEIN, THE REPORTER WHO
BROKE THE WATERGATE SCANDAL BACK
IN THE '70s, SAID WHAT THE
PRESIDENT SAID ON THIS TAPE WAS,
"FAR WORSE THAN WATERGATE."
BUT I GUESS TRUMP FIGURES, "I'VE
ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT, WHAT
THE HELL?"
THIS NOTE WAS ADDED TO THE
PRESIDENT'S OFFICIAL "SCHEDULE"
TODAY.
"PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM
EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE
IN THE EVENING.
HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE
MANY MEETINGS."
HE WILL BE A VERY GOOD BOY AND
NOT THROW CHEESEBURGERS AT ANY
MEMBER OF HIS STAFF.
ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS STAYING IN
OFFICE.
BECAUSE WHEN HE DOES LEAVE
OFFICE, HE MAY VERY WELL BE
FORCED TO DO THIS.
>>> THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
>> BUT THE WHINING HAS JUST
BEGUN.
>> THIS IS A FRAUD ON THE
AMERICAN PUBLIC.
>> GET READY FOR BASELESS
ALLEGATIONS AND DUMB CONSPIRACY
THEORIES FROM OUR SOON TO BE
EXPRESIDENT AND HIS CRY-BABY
SONS.
>> IT'S CORRUPTION, IT'S NOT
FAIR.
>> THEY ARE PUTTING UP PIZZA
BOXES ON THE WINDOWS.
>> ALL THAT AND MORE.
SOMEBODY CALL A WHAMBULANCE,
DONALD TRUMP IS THE SOREST
LOSER.
EVERY DAY FROM NOW UNTIL PRISON,
ON NBC.
>> Jimmy: IT STARTED ON NBC AND
IT'LL END ON NBC.
SO THAT'S WHAT'S UP WITH
EBENEEZER STOOGE.
BUT IT'S NOT ALL BAD NEWS.
ONE OF MANY THINGS WE HAVE TO BE
THANKFUL FOR IN THE NEW YEAR IS
A NEW SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR,"
WHICH, AS OF TONIGHT, IS
OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY.
BACHELOR MATT JAMES MET 32 WOMEN
TONIGHT.
AND ONE OF THEM, A MARKETING
MANAGER NAMED KATIE, BROUGHT AN
UNEXPECTED GIFT.
>>> YOU KNOW, THIS PANDEMIC WAS
REALLY HARD FOR ME, AND THIS
JUST REALLY GOT ME THROUGH A
LOT.
>> HM-MM.
>> AND I WAS HOPING TO PASS THE
TORCH TO YOU, BUT --
>>
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A SEX TOY SHE'S
HOLDING.
LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ROBBING HIM
AT VIBRATOR-POINT.
I HOPE SHE BRINGS THAT TO THE
HOMETOWN VISIT.
THAT WOULD BE FUN FOR MOM.
BUT THE AWARD FOR WORST FIRST
IMPRESSION TONIGHT WAS NOT TO A
PLASTIC BODY PART, THAT HONOR
WENT TO A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED
VICTORIA.
WHO IS JUST, TERRIBLE.
>>> QUEEN VICTORIA IS HERE, I KNOW I'M SO CONFIDENT AND I'M SO FUN AND I KNOW I MADE A GOOD
IMPRESSION.
SO, I JUST WANT TO LIKE PUT MY
BEST FOOT FORWARD.
AH!
>> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF
"THE CROWN" LOOKS HILARIOUS.
THIS VICTORIA IS OBVIOUSLY PART
OF THE SHOW BECAUSE HER
PERSONALITY IS TERRIBLE.
SHE CALLED HERSELF "THE QUEEN"
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
AND IT WOULD IT APPEAR THAT "THE
QUEEN" DIDN'T FARE SO WELL ON
THE ANALOGY PORTION OF THE
S.A.T.
>>> Y'ALL HAVE NOT MADE IT ANY
EASIER BEING GORGEOUS AND GREAT
PEOPLE.
SO, IT'S LIKE DRINKING THROUGH A
FIRE HOSE.
IT'S TRYING --
>> DRINKING THROUGH A FIRE HOSE
I NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESSION?
IS THAT SOUTHERN?
>> IT'S A GENERAL TRYING TO TAKE
ON A LOT OF INFORMATION AT ONE
TIM
TIME, IF YOU OPEN A FIRE HOSE,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DRINK OUT OF
THE FIRE HOSE.
>> BUT I'M LIKE THE BEST FIRE
HOSE, SO I WILL MAKE A GOOD
DRINK FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THANKS, GOODBYE.
MATT DID GIVE "QUEEN VICTORIA" A
ROSE, THE FINAL ROSE.
WHICH WAS A REAL SLAP IN THE
FACE TO THE 8 NORMAL WOMEN WHO
GOT SENT HOME 12 HOURS AFTER
BEING FORCED TO QUARANTINE FOR
2 WEEKS.
I WILL ASK MATT ABOUT THIS
MOMENTS FROM NOW.
BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME FOR OUR
OPENING NIGHT TRADITION.
MY WIFE MOLLY IS VERY GOOD AT
PREDICTING WHO WILL WIN THESE
SHOWS.
SHE HAS NOW CORRECTLY PREDICTED
EIGHT OF THE LAST ELEVEN WINNERS
ON "THE BACHELOR" AND
"BACHELORETTE."
PEOPLE RELY ON HER FOR THIS HAD
INFORMATION.
AND SO WE GO TO HER LIVE NOW.
IN ANOTHER PART OF OUR HOME, OH,
THERE'S JANE, HI, JANE, HI,
MOLLY.
>> HI, HOW IS IT GOING?
>> WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
>> WE ARE IN THE ADDITION TO OUR
HOME, THE SANTA TENT FOR JANE.
IT LIVES PERMANENTLY IN OUR
HOME.
>> JANE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOMMY
IS GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW?
NO?
>> IT'S IMPORTANT BEFORE WE
START, JANE, TO KNOW WE DON'T
JUDGE PEOPLE UNLESS THEY ARE ON
REALITY TV THE, RIGHT?
>> JANE, YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY
TV IS?
NO?
OKAY.
WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
>> SO, THIS WAS TOUGH, THERE'S A
LOT OF GREAT WOMEN.
32 WOMEN, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT IN
LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF.
BUT THESE ARE PROMISING PICKS.
CHELSEA FROM NEW YORK JUST LIKE
HIM, A RUN-WAY MODEL.
RUN-WAY MODEL IS GOOD.
SARAH, BROADCAST JOURNALIST.
HAS NICE ORANGES.
THIS IS SERENA-P, CANADIAN, HAVE
TO LOVE A CANADIAN.
>> JANE, HER LAST NAME IS P --
>> YEAH, HER LAST NAME IS P
THAT'S DADDY'S HUMOR.
AND THEN WE HAVE TWO WOMEN,
THESE ARE SLEEPERS THEY HAVE NOT
SAID MUCH BUT THEY CAN SURPRISE
US, THEY ARE BOTH PRETTY AND
ATTORNEYS.
KRISTIN AND THE --
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> THIS WAS BILLY'S PICK, HE RAN
OUT, SPIDERMAN.
>> THAT IS SPIDERMAN.
HE IS NOT IN THE RUNNING.
>> WE LIKE HIM, RIGHT?
>> HM-MM.
>> YEAH, AND THIS WOMAN, HER
NAME IS MAURI, SHE IS LIKE THE
KARDASHIAN OF THE HOUSE, THAT
MEANS SHE WILL PROBABLY GO TO
THE FANTASY SUITE.
THESE ARE THE TOP THREE PICKS.
THIS WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ONE YOU
OUT OF THE LIMO, HER NAME IS
BREE, AND SHE HAS A SINGLE MOM,
DOESN'T TRUST LOVE JUST LIKE
HIM.
MATT CALLED HER INCREDIBLE.
BUT HE ALSO CALLED NINE OTHER
WOMEN INCREDIBLE BUT SHE WAS THE
FIRST.
BREE, SHE WILL BE IN THE TOP
THREE.
>> BREE IS IN THE TOP THREE.
>> AND THIS IS A HARD WOMAN TO
BEAT.
THIS IS ABIGAIL, SHE GOT THE
FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE.
HE CALLED HER A FIGHTER BECAUSE
SHE ISES DEAF.
WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
AND HE KISSED HER RIGHT ON THE
MOUTH.
I KNOW.
YEAH.
SO, I THINK ABIGAIL WILL BE UP
IN, PROBABLY IN TOP TWO.
HARD TO BEAT, BUT I THINK IT
WILL BE RACHEL.
BECAUSE THIS RACHEL KIND OF A
CROSS BETWEEN MILA CANKUNIS AND
JOEY KING, I THINK THIS IS OUR
PICK, RACHEL.
RIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT EITHER, THAT MAKES TWO OF
US.
THESE ARE THE TOP THREE, RACHEL,
ABIGAIL, AND BREE AND I JUST
NOTICE THEY ALL HAVE KIND OF THE
SAME HAIRCUT --
>> YES.
>> IN FACT, THEY ALL HAVE KIND
OF THE SAME HAIR.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,
JANE, YOU JUST GOT BANGS, RIGHT,
JANE?
>> YES.
>> JANE JUST GOT BANGS WE ARE
EXCITED ABOUT HER NEW LOOK FOR
THE YEAR.
IT WAS HER CHOICE.
>> ALREADY, WELL THERE YOU HAVE
IT, SO, WHO DID YOU SAY RACHEL
IS GOING TO BE THE?
>> YES, I THINK IT WILL BE
RACHEL.
>> YES, AND THERE HAD YOU GO.
ROSETRODOMOUS HAS SPOKEN.
THANK YOU.
>> YOU ARE SO WELCOME.
>> WHERE IS --
>> HE RAN OUT, HE A TEMPER
TANTRUM BECAUSE WE COULD NOT
FIND HIS T--REX.
>> AND THROWING THINGS.
>> THE BRAND NEW BACHELOR
MATT JAMES IS WITH US.
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN
KELLY.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
GWYNETH PALTROW.
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
TONIGHT, THE NEW BACHELOR,
MATT JAMES, IS WITH US.
I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT
MEETING MATT YEARS AGO, LONG
BEFORE HE WAS RULER OF BACHELOR
NATION.
I WILL SHARE THAT LATER ON.
THEN, AFTER MATT, HIS NEW MOVIE
"DOWNFALLS HIGH," COMES OUT
JANUARY 15th AND HIS ALBUM IS
CALLED "TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL,"
MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY.
WE WILL BE IN MY HOUSE ALL THIS
WEEK, WITH NEW SHOWS FEATURING
JIM PARSONS, REGINA KING,
TESSA THOMPSON, ELIZABETH OLSEN,
JAKE TAPPER, PAUL BETTANY, AND
MUSIC FROM YOUNGBLOOD,
BEST COAST, AND STEVE EARLE.
OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE NEW YEAR
IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS AND
DISPENSER OF FINE OILS, ELIXIRS,
& ANATOMICALLY-INFLUENCED CANDLE
SCENTS, HER WILDLY POPULAR BRAND
& COMPANY IS CALLED GOOP, PLEASE
WELCOME GWYNETH PALTROW.
>>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
YOU MADE ME LAUGH ALREADY.
>> OH, GOOD, WELL, MAYBE WE
SHOULD QUIT HERE, THEN HAD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GREAT, HAPPY NEW YEAR,
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT ARE.
I WOULD RATHER BE AT WORK THAN
BACK AT THE HOUSE, WE ARE TRYING
TO BE SAFE.
I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN
STUDIO TOGETHERLOOKING FORWARD G
OUT.
I DON'T KNOW THE IF YOU WERE.
>> I WAS, I WAS.
>> HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE NEW
YEAR'S EVE, DID YOU?
>> OH, MY GOD, WE ARE SO
PATHETIC.
I THINK I WAS ASLEEP BY 9:00,
10:00.
>> REALLY, DID YOU WATCH THE
EAST COAST FEED OF THE BALL
DROPPING AND HIT THE HAY?
>> NO.
>> NOT EVEN.
>> NO, I MADE DINNER AND HAD A
COUPLE DRINKS AND THEN THAT WAS
THE END OF IT.
>> WHAT CAN DIDDID YOU MAKE FOR?
>> I MADE TWO KINDS OF PIE, MY
HUSBAND LOVES -- I DO A SEAFOOD
PIAIA, IT WAS A SPANISH THEMED
NIGHT, IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS
DELICIOUS.
>> DO YOU HAVE A PAN WITH THE
BURNER UNDERNEATH?
>> I DO.
I DO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT -- I THINK, NOW
I'M REALIZING I THINK I BOUGHT A
PAN AFTER WATCHING YOU TRAVEL
AROUND THROUGH SPAIN, AND BUT
MINE IS THE SIZE OF LIKE, I
WOULD SAY IT'S THE SIZE OF LIKE
A SEWER COVER, BUT IT'S MUCH
BIGGER THAN A SEWER COVER, IT'S
LIKE FOR 5,000 PEOPLE.
>> YOU GOT THE CATERERS PAN?
>> I DID, ANDI BOUGHT A STEAMER
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STEAMER IN
YOUR KITCHEN.
>> YES.
>> YES, I GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO.
>> DON'T YOU LOVE THAT THOUGH?
>> IT'S BUILT IN TO THE COUNTER,
AND ONLY IT'S UP SIDE DOWN, SO,
EVERY TIME I USE IT, AND I DO
LOVE IT, I HAVE TO FIGURE THINGS
OUT IN REVERSE TO GET THE THING
TO DRAIN.
IT REQUIRES A LOT OF BRAIN POWER
WHICH I DON'T HAVE.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> YOU, SO, IS IT JUST YOU AND
THE FAMILY, YOU AND YOUR
HUSBANDS AND THE KIDS WILL?
>> THAT'S RIGHT YEP, HM-MM.
>> HOW'S THAT GOING?
WHO IS TAKING IT THE WORST,
THERE WILL BEING COUPED UP?
>> I THINK MOSES, MY 14-YEAR-OLD
SON IS HAVING THE HARDEST TIME
WITH IT.
HE -- I MEAN, WHAT'S GREAT IS
THAT HE IS A SKATEBOARDER, SO HE
CAN DO A LOT OF JUST LIKE HE
SOLO, OUTSIDE, EXERCISE AND WORK
ON SKILLS AND TRICKS AND STUFF
LIKE THAT.
BUT, I THINK, IT'S VERY HARD TO
BE 14 AND, YOU KNOW, AS ALL THE
PARENTS WHO ARE WATCHING YOUR
SHOW KNOW, IT'S LIKE, IT'S TOUGH
ON THE ONES, YOU KNOW, THAT ARE
STILL IN KIND OF LIKE THE MOST
INTENSE DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES, I
SORT OF OBSERVE.
LIKE, MY DAUGHTER'S 16, SHE KAI
LIKES KNOW WHO SHE IS.
SHE HAS HER FRIENDS.
AND MY SON WAS GOING TO START
HIGH SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER, IT'S
HARD SOCIALLY.
AND BUT, YOU KNOW, I AM, I HAVE
ALSO BEEN SO AMAZED HOW
ADAPTABLE THEY ARE AND AGILE
THEY HAVE BEEN SO HATS OFF TO
THE KIDS AROUND THE WORLD
GETTING THROUGH IT.
>> NO KIDDING, I MEAN, IT'S
FUNNY BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT WHEN
I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, AND I DO
THINK, I MEAN, REALLY, I WAS NOT
GOING ANYWHERE ANYWAY.
I WAS NOT REALLY -- REALLY, I GO
ACROSS THE STREET TO MY FRIEND
CLETO'S FACE, WHO IS NOW THE
BAND LEADER ON MY SHOW AND WE
WOULD MAKE CRANK CALLS AND I
THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE ON
DO IT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
NEED TO DO IS BRING BACK THE ART
OF THE CRANK CALL, JIMMY.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, CALLER I.D.
HAS MADE IT A LOT MORE
DIFFICULT.
>> TRUE.
>> DID YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU WERE
A KID?
DID YOU MAKE CRANK CALLS?
>> BEYOND, IT'S HOW I HONEED MY
ACTING THING.
I HAD DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND
TRIED TO NOT BREAK AND LAUGH.
IT WAS MY EARLY ACTING SCHOOL,
THE CRANK CALLS.
>> DID YOU TAPE THE CALLS?
>> OH, YEAH, SO.
>> YOU DID.
DID YOU HAVE THAT THING, THAT
LITTLE SUCTION CUP THAT YOU
STUCK TO THE BACK OF THE
TELEPHONE AND PLUG IN YOUR
CASSETTE RECORDER?
>> I DON'T THINK SO, I THINK I
HAD ONE -- I THINK SOMEHOW DID
YOU IT ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE.
IT WAS ALL ONE UNIT.
YOU KNOW, PHONE AND -- I FEEL
LIKE.
THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO SO I
HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING
EXACTLY.
>> WERE YOU UP TO SHENANIGANS
BESIDES CRANK CALLS AND THINGS
WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER?
>> YEAH, I WAS TERRIBLE.
I WAS SO BAD.
I WAS OH, MY -- I GOT REAL IN TO
THE ALCOHOL.
I LOVED THAT WHOLE PHASE OF
TEENAGERHOOD.
I REMEMBER I ONCE HAD A PARTY,
MY PARENTS WENT OUT OF TOWN AND
I HAD A PARTY AND I CLEANED, I
GO SO DRUNK AT THE PARTY AND I'M
LIKE, I'M DOING TO GET CAUGHT
AND I WOKE UP AND I CLEANED THE
HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM.
AND I GOT BUSTED BECAUSE ONE OF
MY FRIENDS HAD GONE IN TO MY
DAD'S SHOWER AND DRANK A BUNCH
OF BEERS AND LEFT THEM IN THE
SHOWER.
>> WHO WAS THAT FRIEND, DO YOU
REMEMBER?
>> HE WAS A -- HE WAS A BOY, A
GUY THAT WENT TO A SCHOOL CALLED
THE COLLEGIATE, IN NEW YORK, I'M
NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES.
BUT HE, I WAS GROUNDED FOR A
MONTH BECAUSE OF HIM.
>> HE WAS A DRUNK BUT VERY
CLEAN.
>> YES.
VERY.
AND I USED TO SNEAK OUT AND
SMOKE CIGARETTES AND ALL THAT.
AT LEAST THEY DON'T DO IT NOW.
>> DO YOU WATCH -- DO YOU WATCH
"THE BACHELOR,".
>> NO.
>> YOU DO NOT?
>> I DO NOT.
>> NOT TO COMPARE THEM, YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN UNSCRIPTED TELEVISION
SHOW ON NETFLIX.
>> YES.
>> AND YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP
FOR A NEW SEASON.
AND I KNOW LIKE THE IDEA IS THAT
PEOPLE HAVE EXPERIENCES THAT
THEY HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE.
>> HM-MM.
>> AND SOMETIMES IT'S YOU HAVING
THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE NOT HAD
BEFORE.
>> TRUE.
>> SO I HAVE WRITTEN THINGS DONE
AND I WANT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE
EVER DONE THE FOLLOWING THINGS,
OKAY.
>> OH, DEAR, OKAY.
>> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED
SOMEBODY OFF IN TRAFFIC?
>> YES.
>> HAS IT HAPPENED REGULARLY?
>> ALL THE TIME.
>> AND DO THEY RECOGNIZE YOU
WHEN IT HAPPENS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> HAVE YOU EVER STOMPED ON A
KETCHUP PACKET?
>> I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY IT, IT'S FUN.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A KINKOS?
>> YES.
>> OKAY.
HAVE YOU WRITTEN A YELP REVIEW?
>> NEVER.
>> HM-MM.
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A HOT
POCKET?
>> A WHAT?
>> A HOT POCKET.
>> OH, THE LIKE PIZZA THINGS IN
THE PASTRY?
>> YEAH.
>> YES.
BUT VERY LONG TIME AGO.
>> AND FINALLY HAVE YOU EVER
VOMITED IN PUBLIC?
>> WHAT CONS STATTITUTES PUBLIC?
>> OTHER PEOPLE AROUND ON THE
STREET.
>> LIKE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM?
>> WELL, IT DEPENDS IF THE DOOR
IS CLOSED OR NOT?
>> HM-MM, ON THE STREET, OH,
YEAH, YES, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YES, ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING AND
I HAD TO PULL OVER, PULL THE CAR
DOOR OPEN AND BARF ON THE
STREET.
>> AND DID YOU FINISH IT WITH A
MIDDLE FINGER?
>> ALWAYS.
>> THAT'S WHY I DO ALL MY
DRINKING IN THE SHOWER.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
GWYNETH PALTROW AFTER THIS.
STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
THE BACHELOR MATT JAMES AND MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS ON THE WAY, AND I'M CHATTING,
YOU ARE WATCHING.
THIS IS A NEW PRODUCT THAT IS
AVAILABLE ON GOOP THAT HAD MY
WIFE IS EXCITED ABOUT, IT'S THE
GOOP GENES SUPER NUTRIENT FACE
OIL.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE THAT REALLY WANT
TO OIL THEIR FACE, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I SPENT A LOT OF TIME AS A
TEENAGE ER TRYING TO GET THE OIL
OFF OF MY FACE AND THIS IS --
COULD YOU FRY EGGS IN IT, WOULD
IT BE HEALTHY TO EAT?
>> NO, AND YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO
DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUT IT ON
YOUR SKIN, BECAUSE IT HAS SO
MANY AMAZING INGREDIENTS IN IT.
IT'S SO RICH AND BEAUTIFUL.
AND YOU WOULD WANT TO SAVE IT
FOR SKIN AND SKIN ALONE.
>> IS THIS ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT YOU PUT A TINY BIT ON,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE IT
UP?
>> NO, LOOK, SINCE, SINCE WE --
THIS WAS, YOU KNOW, GOING
THROUGH THE R AND D PROCESS, I
HAVE BEEN, I BEGGED THE TEAM FOR
LIKE LITTLE DROPS OF IT.
I'M SO IN ON TO IT, AND SO, YOU
USE A REAL DROPPER AND RUB IT IN
YOUR HANDS AND RUB IT ALL IN.
>> HOLD ON, LET ME TRY IT
MYSELF.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
I REALLY LOVE IT.
>> OH.
>> THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE
INDIAN TREATMENTS WHERE THEY
DRILL OIL ON YOUR THIRD EYE.
>> I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT,
I ONLY HAVE THE TWO RIGHT NOW.
AND THIS IS DETOX MONTH AT GOOP,
JANUARY IS DETOX MONTH.
IT'S A GOOD MONTH FOR DETOX
MONTH.
>> IT IS.
>> YOU SENT OVER A PACKET OF
SOMETHING.
>> HM-MM.
>> THIS IS, I CAN'T READ WITHOUT
MY GLASSES, BUT IT SAYS G-TOX,
WHICH IS A SUPPLEMENT.
>> YES.
>> I'M GOING TO TRY IT RIGHT
NOW.
>> IT'S A DETOXIFYING SUPER
POWDER.
IT HELPS THE LIVER WITH A
DETOXIFICATION PROCESS.
IT TASTES HEALTHY, I'M NOT GOING
TO LIE.
IT TASTESDERBACIOUS, THAT IS WHY
I PUT IT IN A TINY BIT OF WATER
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TASTE
TO LINGERER TOO LONG.
IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
>> COULD YOU MIX IT WITH
TEQUILA?
>> SURE.
>> OKAY, SO I'M GOING TO STIR IT
WITH A GIANT SPOON.
>> WHAT IS WITH YOUR COCKTAIL
SPOON.
>> IT'S THE ONLY SPOON WE HAVE
IN THE ROOM.
>> THAT LOOKS HILARIOUS.
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T TASTE
BAD SALUD.
>> TO DETOXIFICATION.
>> TO DRY JANUARY.
>> I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH.
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MIX IT ENOUGH
AND THE POWDER WAS FLOATING ON
THE TOP.
AND THEN, IT -- NOW IT'S STUCK
TO THE OIL ON MY FACE.
OH, YUM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH?
I DO FEEL BETTER.
DOES IT MEAN THAT I WILL NOT
HAVE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE?
>> NO, YOU STILL HAVE TO GET THE
COVID VACCINE.
>> I STILL HAVE TO GET THE COVID
VACCINE.
IT'S GOOD CHECKING IN WITH YOU,
I'M SORRY WE COULD NOT BE
TOGETHER IN PERSON.
PERHAPS NEXT TIME.
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US, THE
GOOP.COM, YOU KNOW I ORDER A LOT
OF STUFF.
DO YOU EVER GO THROUGH AND CHECK
TO SEE WHAT I'M BUYING FROM
THERE?
>> NEVER.
I WOULD NEVER.
I WOULD NEVER BREECH ANYONE'S
PRIVACY EVER.
>> OKAY, GOOD, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
>> THANKS FOR ALMOST BEING HERE.
WE WILL BE BACK WITH MATT THE
BACHELOR.
>>> AND NOW, AN IDEA FROM A STAFFER'S PARENT. HERE'S MAC'S MOM.
>> YOU SHOULD, IT WILL BE A --
MY HUSBAND -- STOP.
DON'T TALK TO ME.
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO BE --
YOU ARE NOT -- YOU ARE MAKING ME
NERVOUS.
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
>> WHAT?
>> GOD.
I WANT TO PUT ANIMAL EMOJI HEADS
ON DONALD TRUMP AND I WANT HIM
TO BE THE DINOSAUR AND ALSO, ON
JOE BIDEN, AND I WANT HIM TO BE
THE SLEEPING SKULL AND I WANT
GUILLERMO TO BE THE MODERATOR OF
A DEBATE, WHERE THEY ALL SHOW
UP, THEY REALLY ARE LIKE.
>> WEIRD TIME FOR A
.
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
MUSIC FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY IS
ON THE WAY.
EARLIER TONIGHT, WE WATCHED OUR
NEXT GUEST MAKE GOOD ON HIS NEW
YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO
SIMULTANEOUSLY DATE 32 WOMEN IN
THE WOODS OF PENNSYLVANIA.
HERE TO TELL US HOW THAT IS
GOING, PLEASE WELCOME, THE
BACHELOR, MATT JAMES.
>>> HI, MATT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT IS GOING ON, JIMMY, HOW
ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
>> I AM BACK IN THONEW YORK AND
NEEDED INSULATION.
>> ARE YOU GETTING ANONIMITY
FROM IT?
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> ARE PEOPLE RECOGNIZING YOU
WITH THE PROMOS AND STUFF?
>> WITH THE MASKS AND STUFF, I
CAN MOVE IN SILENCE, I HAVE NOT
BEEN STOPPED TOO MUCH, IT'S KIND
OF NICE.
>> THEY WILL FIND THE BACHELOR
ON THE BACHELORETTE OR BACHELOR
IN PARADISE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT
BEEN ON ANY SHOWS.
>> YEAH, THAT IS RIGHT, I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTESTANT ON
CLARE'S SEASON AND I ENDED UP
QUARANTINING IN FLORIDA, BECAUSE
THEY PUT THINGS ON HALT AND I
GOT A CALL IN BETWEEN A WATER
BLOON F
BALLOON FIGHT THAT I WAS GOING
TO BE ON THE BACHELOR AND I
THOUGHT THEY WERE PULLING MY LEG
HERE I AM.
>> HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK THEY
WERE PULLING YOUR LEG?
DID YOU GET A NUMBER TO MAKE
SURE THAT YOU COULD CALL THEM
BACK?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE.
I THOUGHT, IT'S TOO FAR OUT OF
LEFT FIELD, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS
THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING
TO GET ON MY PHONE.
IT WAS A PHONE NUMBER I CAN DID
NOT HAVE SAVED.
SO I DOWN PLAYED IT AND THEN
THEY CALLED BACK, AND THEY WERE
LIKE NO, SERIOUSLY.
AND I SAT DOWN FOR A SECOND AND
I WAS LIKE, I'M IN.
I'M HONORED, YOU KNOW.
>> WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU WERE
THE BACHELOR, I WAS CONFUSED
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT I KNEW YOU,
AND I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT IF I
KNEW YOU FROM TV OR IF I KNEW
YOU FROM -- AND THEN, I DID A
BIT OF INVESTIGATION AND
REALIZED THAT WE MET LIKE 3
YEARS AGO, WAS IT THREE OR POUR
YEAR
-- OR FOUR YEARS AGO?
>> IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO, WHEN
YOU DO YOUR SHOW IN BROOKLYN.
I AM GRACE DIXON, MR. DIXON'S
DAUGHTER IS ONE OF MY BEST
FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO COLLEGE
TOGETHER AND I GREW UP WITH HER
BOYFRIEND.
SO, ANY TIME YOU ARE IN TOWN,
I'M AN HONORARY GUEST AND I GOT
A CHANCE TO MEET YOU THEN.
>> I WANT TO GIVE A BACK STORY
THIS MR. DIXON YOU MENTION, WE
CALL HIM BABY DOLL, HE IS MY
AGENT.
HE IS A SUPER AGENT.
AND HE AND THIS IS WHAT I
REMEMBER AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
EVEN KNOW THIS.
THIS HAS GONE ON FOR YEARS NOW.
SO, HE INTRODUCED ME TO YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> BACK STAGE, AND YOU KNOW, YOU
WERE THERE WITH A BUNCH OF KID,
FRIENDS OF HIS DAUGHTER AND YOU
SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY AND YOU
STARTED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE
ORGANIZATION YOU RUN.
TELL USES ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION
THAT YOU RUN.
>> ABC FOOD TOURS, IT'SSTABLISH
THE LOWER EAST SIDE, WE TAKE
STUDENTS ON IF FOOD AND FITNESS
TOURS AND INTRODUCE THEM TO
CULTURE THROUGH DIFFERENT EATING
AND FITNESS EXPERIENCES AND NOW
WE HAVE ALLOCATED THAT TO
WORKING WITH FORTUNE 500
PROGRAMS AND PROGRAMS THAT GRACE
DIXON IS SPEARHEADING AND THE
FAMILY IS GROWING TIGHTER.
>> I HEARD ABOUT IT AND I
THOUGHT, SOUNDS GREAT, SOUNDS
LIKING A NICE THING YOU ARE
DOING AND KNOWING THAT BABY DOLL
IS A LITTLE TIGHT WHEN WITH IT
COMES TO CHARITY, NOT WHEN IT
COMES TO BUYING HIMSELF THINGS.
OH, THEN HE IS QUITE LOOSE.
HE IS A MEMBER OF MANY, MANY
COUNTRY CLUBS AS YOU KNOW, BUT,
I SAID, BABY -- WE CALL HIM
BABY.
I SAID IF YOU DONATE $10,000 TO
MATT'S CHARITY, I WILL MATCH
THAT DONATION.
AND HE AGREED.
AM I CORRECT IN SAYING HE AGREED
TO DO THAT?
>> HE SAID, OH, JIMMY, OH,
JIMMY, OF COURSE.
>> YEAH, AND EVERY THREE MONTHS
OR SO, SINCE THEN, I HAVE
CHECKED IN TO SAY, ING TO DO THE
THE SLIP.
LET'S SHOW PICTURES OF BABY
DOLL, IN CASE PEOPLE RUN IN TO
HIM ON THE STREET.
THERE HE IS SMOKING.
THERE'S WITH MY AUNT CHIPPY
SMOKING.
HERE HE IS SMOKING ALONE IN MY
HOME.
THERE YOU SEE HE IS ENJOYING
LOBSTER.
THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN
TO YOUR ORGANIZATION.
THERE HE IS --
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> AND THIS IS THE COVER OF HIS
CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR.
THERE HE IS SMOKING THROUGH A
LITTLE HOLE HE POKED IN HIS
MASK.
SO, AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO
CHALLENGE JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON
TO DONATE -- TO GIVE $10,000 AND
I WILL MATCH IT AND LET'S SEE,
WE ARE GOING TO STAY ON HIM FOR
THIS.
>> THAT, THOSE PICTURES COULD
NOT BE MORE ACCURATE PORTRAYAL
OF WHEN HE IS OUT.
THAT IS HILARIOUS.
>> YOU UM, SO, LET'S GET TO THE
BACHELOR, TALK ABOUT THIS.
BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF A
BETTER SITUATION DATING WISE,
NORMALLY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE,
WITH COVID GOING ON, YOU SOMEHOW
HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE
OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE 32 WOMEN WHO
HAVE ALL BEEN TESTED AND
QUARANTINED FOR TWO WEEKS
BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO YOU.
LIKE A KING.
LIKE A SHAH OR SOMETHING.
>> WELL, AS YOU SAW, THERE'S A
QUEEN THERE, SO IT'S FITTING.
YOU KNOW?
>> AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, YEAH,
AT THE BEGINNING YOU GATHERED
EVERYONE AROUND FOR A PRAYER AND
THAT WAS A SMOOTH MOVE BY THE
WAY.
I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU ARE SINCERE
ABOUT IT.
THAT KNOCKED SOME OF THOSE WOMEN
FOR AN ABSOLUTE LOOP, THEY
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
THEMSELVES.
SOME OF THEM WERE LIKE, WOULD IT
BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO THROW
MY UNDERWEAR ON HIM RIGHT NOW.
SO, YOU GOT ALL THESE WOMEN.
AND THEY ARE ALL OF COURSE, IN
LOVE WITH YOU THE MOMENT THEY
STEP OUT OF THAT LIMO.
ONE STEPS ON OUT WITH A
VIBRATOR.
ONE STEPS OUT WITH A PURSE FULL
OF MEATBALLS, WHICH BY THE WAY,
I THOUGHT THAT WAS STRONG, I
THOUGHT.
>> I LIKED THAT.
>> AND THE WOMAN WHO, VICTORIA,
WHO CALLS HERSELF THE QUEEN.
WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO NOT
THROW UP ON HER WHEN SHE
ANNOUNCED -- WHEN SHE SAID YES,
QUEEN?
>> TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I
APPRECIATED EVERYTHING ABOUT
VICTORIA'S ENTRANCE AND WHO SHE
WAS BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU NEED TO
DO TO STAND OUT AND SHE DID IT.
AND I REMEMBERED HER NAME AND IT
WAS LIGHT-HEARTED AND IT MADE
ME, IT BROKE THE ICE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A TENSE
SITUATION AND I WAS NERVOUS AND
WHEN SHE COMES ON OUT WITH
EVERYTHING THAT SHE IS, IT JUST,
YOU KNOW, IT PUT A SMILE ON MY
FACE AND IT BROUGHT LESS TENSION
TO THE NIGHT.
>> DID YOU, DO YOU THINK SHE WAS
POPULAR WITH THE OTHER GALS?
>> I KNOW SHE WAS POPULAR WITH
THE OTHERER GIRLS?
>> SHE WAS, REALLY?
I GUESS WE WILL SEE HOW IT PLAYS
OUT.
I WAS WONDERING IF WHEN YOU GAVE
HER THE ROSE AT THE END, IF THAT
WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE
THE PRODUCERS SAY, I KNOW SHE IS
AWFUL, BUT PLEASE, WE NEED TO
KEEP -- WE NEED TO HAVE A COUPLE
OF BAD ONES IN THE MIX.
>> NO, THAT WAS NOT THE CASE.
SHE WAS GREAT.
I REALLY ENJOYED VICTORIA.
>> ARE YOU MARRYING HER?
>> ALRIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO SEE
WHO MY WIFE PICKED?
>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
>> I WILL BE WATCHING YOUR FACE
CLOSELY HERE, OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THE FINAL THREE.
>> BREE.
ACCOUNT ON.
SHE LIKES BREE, AND THIS IS
ABIGAIL.
SHE LIKES ABIGAIL.
AND ACCORDING TO MY WIFE, YOUR
BRIDE WILL BE RACHEL.
YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW THE
THOUGHT PROCESS.
>> I DON'T THINK THERE'S A
THOUGHT PROCESS.
SHE JUST KIND OF LOOKS AT THEM,
SOMETIMES SHE, SOMETIMES SHE
PICKS BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS AND
SHE JUST LOOKS AT A PICTURE AND
DECIDES.
AND SOMEHOW, SHE GETS IT RIGHT,
I DON'T KNOW.
>> I WILL SAY THAT, YOUR WIFE
HAS GREAT TASTE.
YOUR WIFE HAS GREAT TASTE.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WE, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SO, HERE'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO
DO.
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WHICH
WILL BE AT THE CONCLUSION OF OF
THE SHOW, HOPEFULLY IN PERSON.
WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE
GOT THE $20,000, OKAY?
>> DEAL.
I APPRECIATE YOU, JIMMY, THANK
YOU.
>> VERY GOOD THE SEE YOU, MATT,
THAT'S MATT JAMES THE BACHELOR,
WATCH HIM MONDAY NIGHTS MAKING
LOVE TO WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT
HEAR ON ABC, WE WILL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MACHINE GUN KELLY.
♪ ♪ >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR
NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
GWYNETH PALTROW AND MATT JAMES,
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST,
HIS ALBUM IS CALLED
"TICKETS TO MY DOWNFALL," A ONE
MAN BAND ON A PINK PIANO,
MACHINE GUN KELLY!
♪ YEAH, YEAH
I'M STILL YOUNG
WASTING MY YOUTH
I'LL GROW UP NEXT SUMMER ♪
♪ I'M BACK ON
THAT GIRL I QUIT
I SHOULD'VE LOST HER NUMBER
I'M OVERCOMPENSATING ♪
♪ FOR HEARTBREAK
I SWALLOWED A PILL
THAT WAS IN A HEART SHAPE
HER HANDS ON MY CHEST ♪
♪ FEELIN' MY HEARTBEAT
SHE SPILLIN' HER DRINK
ALL ON MY CAR SEAT
SHE'LL GET ATTACHED ♪
♪ AND THEN TRAP ME
THEN I GOTTA ACT
LIKE I'M HAPPY
SHE POSTS PICS ♪
♪ TO GET AT ME
DÉJÀ VU
IT'S LIKE LAST WEEK
DAMN ♪
p ALL I KNOW
♪ ALL I KNOW IS
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
ALL I KNOW IS
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ♪
♪ AT ALL
PEOPLE TALK
BUT THEY DON'T SAY NOTHIN'
ALL I KNOW IS ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
AT ALL
NO LICENSE
I'M STILL RIDIN' ♪
♪ CRASHED INTO A TREE
AND KEPT DRIVIN'
MY LABEL HATES
THAT I'M LIKE THIS ♪
♪ I GOTTA GO THROUGH SH --
TO KEEP WRITIN'
ALL THESE GIRLS
I DON'T WANT NONE OF THEM ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW I'LL END UP
WITH ONE OF THEM
MY LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE'S
FUN TO THEM ♪
♪ BUT THE PERSON
ON THE INSIDE
IS CRUMBLIN'
♪ ALL I KNOW IS
I'M OVERSTIMULATED
AND I'M SAD
I DON'T EXPECT YOU ♪
♪ TO UNDERSTAND
IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN TRUE
ROMANCE OR AM I JUST MAKIN' A
MESS ♪
♪ IN MY HEAD
IN MY HEAD
I'M LYIN' NAKED WITH YOU
YEAH ♪
♪ IN MY HEAD
IN MY HEAD
I'M READY TO DIE
HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪
♪ I DON'T DO FAKE LOVE
BUT I'LL TAKE SOME
FROM YOU TONIGHT
I KNOW I'VE GOT TO GO ♪
♪ BUT I MIGHT JUST
MISS THE FLIGHT
I CAN'T STAY FOREVER
LET'S PLAY PRETEND ♪
♪ AND TREAT THIS NIGHT
LIKE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN
YOU'LL BE MY
BLOODY VALENTINE ♪
♪ BE MINE TONIGHT
NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO
NOT JUST TONIGHT ♪
♪ NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO
NOT JUST TONIGHT
NO NO NO NO NO NO ♪
♪ NO NO NO
NOT JUST TONIGHT
IN MY HEAD
IN MY HEAD ♪