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>> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM YOUR
COUCH, OR YOUR BED, OR MAYBE YOU
SQUEEZED INTO THE CAGE WITH YOUR
BIRD.
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER WAY,
THANKS.
I BRING YOU SOME GOOD NEWS
TONIGHT.
FOR A CHANGE.
AND THAT GOOD NEWS IS THIS.
THOSE ARE MOVERS YOU SEE OUTSIDE
THE WHITE HOUSE, BOXING HIM UP.
SO THAT'S GOOD.
BUT THIS SEEMS SUSPICIOUS.
THIS HAPPENED TODAY.
AN UNIDENTIFIED TRIO SEEMED TO
HAVE MADE OFF WITH A BUST OF
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT TRUMP IS
LOOTING THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE
HE GOES?
HE'S GOING TO USE THAT AS A HOOD
ORNAMENT ON HIS GOLF COURT.
I WOULD SIGN UP FOR A STREAMING
SERVICE THAT SHOWED NOTHING BUT
TRUMP'S STUFF BEING MOVED OUT OF
THE WHITE HOUSE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD
PAY, BUT IT'S A LOT.
"POUTUS" HIMSELF IS BECOMING
INCREASINGLY ISOLATED.
THE WEST WING IS REPORTED TO BE
SPARSELY STAFFED, THOSE WHO
REMAIN A PART OF THE
ADMINISTRATION ARE AVOIDING
GOING IN.
THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW HAS
THE FEEL OF A RADIO SHACK IN
2015.
REMEMBER SIX MONTHS AGO, HE WAS
HAVING HIS PEOPLE CALL SOUTH
DAKOTA TO SEE IF HE COULD GET
HIS FACE CARVED INTO
MT. RUSHMORE?
TODAY WE LEARNED MORE ABOUT THAT
LONG‐OVERDUE AND
HEAVILY‐SCRIPTED VIDEO TRUMP
RELEASED LAST NIGHT, FINALLY
DENOUNCING THE VIOLENCE AND
ASKING FOR CALM.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THAT
VIDEO.
HE HAD TO BE TALKED INTO
SHOOTING IT AND HE HAD TO BE
TALKED OUT OF GOING TO THE HOUSE
FLOOR TO DEFEND HIMSELF DURING
THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS ON
WEDNESDAY.
WHOEVER TALKED HIM OUT OF THAT,
I WOULD LIKE TO WRING HIS NECK!
HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF HUMOR, SIR?
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.
HE'D PROBABLY BE IN PRISON
TODAY AS A RESULT OF THAT.
INSTEAD OF ACTING AS HIS OWN
LEGAL COUNSEL TRUMP TOOK TIME
OUT FROM MUTTERING YESTERDAY TO
GIVE A NATIONAL MEDAL OF ART TO
TOBY KEITH.
WELL, THEY TOLD HIM IT WAS TOBY
KEITH.
ACTUALLY THEY JUST PUT A COWBOY
HAT ON A PUMPKIN AND DIMMED THE
LIGHTS.
THERE IS A LOT OF GOSSIP COMING
OUT OF THIS WHITE HOUSE.
MY FAVORITE BEING THAT, AT ONE
POINT, TRUMP CONSIDERED
RESIGNING BUT WAS AFRAID MIKE
PENCE WOULDN'T PARDON HIM.
WHICH, HOW GREAT WOULD THAT HAVE
BEEN?
OH, I DID SAY PARDON?
I MEANT GARDEN, I SAID I'D GIVE
YOU A GARDEN!
HERE'S A HOE.
TRUMP'S MOOD HAS BEEN DESCRIBED
AS “SULLEN AND VENGEFUL.”
HE'S ANGRY AT HIS INNER CIRCLE
FOR NOT DOING MORE TO DEFEND
HIM.
HE'S EVEN LASHING OUT AT HIS
NUMBER ONE DIRTY DEEDS DOER,
RUDY GIULIANI.
ACCORDING TO THE "WASHINGTON
POST," TRUMP HAS INSTRUCTED
AIDES NOT TO PAY RUDY FOR HIS
LEGAL EFFORTS NOT TO OVERTURN
THE ELECTION ON HIS BEHALF.
HE IS AMAZING.
IMAGINE, HE TURNS ON RUDY?
WORKING FOR TRUMP AND EXPECTING
TO GET PAID IS LIKE HAVING
DINNER WITH CHRIS CHRISTIE AND
EXPECTING A DOGGIE BAG.
TRUMP HAS REPORTEDLY INSISTED ON
PERSONALLY APPROVING
REIMBURSEMENTS FOR RUDY'S TRAVEL
EXPENSES.
AND RUDY'S DAY RATE IS $20,000 A
DAY.
MONEY WELL SPENT.
TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO PAY THAT.
HE COULD'VE HIRED GARY BUSEY FOR
A HUNDRED BUCKS TO DO THE SAME
THING.
THAT'S A LOT FOR AN INCOMPETENT
ATTORNEY.
AND YOU'D THINK FOR $20,000 A
DAY, RUDY GIULIANI WOULD BE ABLE
TO AFFORD SHOES THAT DON'T LOOK
LIKE HE BOUGHT THEM AT THE
FRANKENSTEIN STORE.
APPARENTLY HE CAN'T.
THEY SAY TRUMP ISN'T EVEN TAKING
GIULIANI'S CALLS ANYMORE.
NOW THE ONLY WAY FOR RUDY TO GET
THROUGH IS IF SOMEONE SAYS HIS
NAME THREE TIMES IN A MIRROR.
I WONDER WHO LEAKED THIS STORY?
MAYBE IT WAS GIULIANI'S HEAD!
BUT THIS IS WHAT TRUMP DOES.
EVEN IF YOU DON'T JUMP SHIP,
SOONER OR LATER HE'LL THROW YOU
OFF IT.
RUDY GIULIANI TRAVELED AROUND
THE WORLD, HE WENT FROM BEING
AMERICA'S MAYOR TO THE PARKING
LOT OF A DILDO STORE TRYING TO
DIG UP DIRT FOR TRUMP.
THE ONLY DIRT HE COULD FIND WAS
COMING OUT OF HIS HAIR.
WHAT DOES HE GET FOR HIS
TROUBLES?
NOT PAID FOR THE WORK HE DID.
MIKE PENCE HAD TO BEND OVER AND
STUFF HIS “EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN
VALUES” IN THE LITTLE HOLE GOD
TRIES TO FORGET.
LAST WEEK, HIS BOSS CALLED HIM
THE P‐WORD AND SENT A MOB OF
LUNATICS TO KILL HIM.
AND THEN THERE'S MICHAEL COHEN,
WHO TOOK OUT A MORTGAGE ON HIS
HOUSE TO PAY OFF DONALD TRUMP'S
MISTRESS.
WHAT DID HE GET?
PRISON.
LOOK OUT, ERIC AND JUNIOR, YOU
TWO ARE NEXT!
LINDSEY GRAHAM, ON THE OTHER
HAND, INTERESTING CASE.
REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN LINDSEY
GRAHAM STOOD UP IN CONGRESS AND
SAID, TRUMP AND I, WE'VE HAD A
HELL OF A JOURNEY BUT COUNT ME
OUT, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
WELL, I GUESS ENOUGH WASN'T
ENOUGH.
DONALD TRUMP AND LINDSEY GRAHAM
HAVE GONE ON MORE BREAKS THAN
ROSS AND RACHEL.
THEY TRAVELED TO TEXAS TOGETHER
ON TUESDAY.
AND LAST NIGHT, THE GOLDEN
GRAHAM WAS RIGHT BACK AT IT
STANDING BY HIS MAN.
>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES WAS IMPEACHED TODAY
WITHOUT ONE WITNESS BEING
CALLED, WITHOUT A LAWYER
PRESENT, AND IT'S AN ASSAULT ON
THE PRESIDENCY ITSELF.
>> Jimmy: SPOKEN LIKE A MAN WHO
HAS A SECRET HE WOULD LIKE
DONALD TRUMP TO KEEP.
AND AS WEAK AND PATHETIC AS THE
OLD GUARD IS, THE NEW CROP OF
TRUMPERS IS MUCH WORSE.
NEW CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE
TAYLOR GREENE HAS A PLAN TO
IMPEACH JOE BIDEN BEFORE HE'S
EVEN PRESIDENT.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ON
BEHALF OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR
LEADERS ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
WE CANNOT HAVE A PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES THAT IS
WILLING TO ABUSE THE POWER OF
THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY AND
BE EASILY BOUGHT OFF BY FOREIGN
GOVERNMENTS, FOREIGN ‐‐ CHINESE
ENERGY COMPANIES, UKRAINIAN
ENERGY COMPANIES.
SO ON JANUARY 21st, I WILL BE
FILING ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT
ON JOE BIDEN.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
MARJORIE, IF YOU'RE DOING THAT,
WHO WILL BE MAKING NAUSEATING
STEPMOM PORN?
MARJORIE IS PART OF THE Q‐ANON
CROWD WHO STILL BLAME THE DEEP
STATE FOR BETRAYING TRUMP.
HERE'S THE THING, GUYS.
SIMPLE QUESTION.
YOU BELIEVE THIS IS ALL A
CONSPIRACY.
I GET THAT.
BUT WHERE, IF YOU'VE WATCHED ANY
MOVIE, ABOUT ANYTHING LIKE
THIS, WHERE DO ALL THE BIGGEST
CONSPIRACIES GO ALL THE WAY TO?
DO THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO THE
MIDDLE?
DO THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO THE
PRETTY HIGH?
NO.
THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
THINK ABOUT IT.
DOESN'T IT MAKE SENSE?
DONALD TRUMP.
LOOK AT WHO HE USED TO HANG OUT
WITH.
BLOOD‐DRINKING GLOBALIST
PEDOPHILES.
THEY WERE AT HIS WEDDING!
THINK ABOUT THIS.
DECEMBER 13th, 2016, A MONTH
BEFORE TRUMP IS INAUGURATED.
WHO PAYS HIM A VISIT AT TRUMP
TOWER?
BILL GATES!
THAT'S RIGHT.
ARE YOU TELLING ME BILL GATES
DIDN'T PUT A CHIP IN HIM?
OF COURSE HE DID.
HE PUT A CLIP IN DONALD TRUMP!
AND NOT JUST A REGULAR CHIP, A
POTATO CHIP!
ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF HE DID?
THE POTATO CHIP MADE HIM DO IT!
AND WHY?
TO DISCREDIT Q.
BILL GATES HAS BEEN WORKING
PRESIDENT PRINGLES LIKE A PUPPET
FOR YEARS.
AND NOW THAT THEY'RE DONE WITH
HIM THEY'RE TAKING HIS SOCIAL
MEDIA AWAY.
IN ADDITION TO TWITTER, TRUMP
HAS BEEN BANNED FROM SNAPCHAT.
TRUMP DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A
SNAPCHAT, NOW HE'S BANNED FROM
IT.
ALL HIS SOURCES OF GRATIFICATION
ARE GONE.
NO SNAPCHAT, NO TWITTER, NO
FACEBOOK.
POOR JARED KUSHNER NOW HAS TO
SHOUT “LIKE!” AFTER EVERYTHING
HE SAYS.
A NUMBER OF CORPORATIONS HAVE
BEEN PUTTING OUT STATEMENTS
AFTER A CAN OF AXE BODY SPRAY
WAS FOUND.
THAT MADE THE ROUNDS ONLINE, SO
AXE RESPONDED.
"WE'D RATHER BE LONELY THAN WITH
THAT MOB, AXE CONDEMNS
YESTERDAY'S VIOLENCE AND ACTS AT
THE CAPITOL, WE BELIEVE IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PROCESS AND THE
PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER."
THIS IS COMING FROM A COMPANY
THAT SELLS A PRODUCT CALLED
"ANARCHY BODY WASH."
AXE WASN'T ALONE.
AMAZON, HALLMARK, AIRBNB,
COMCAST, MANY COMPANIES PLEDGED
TO HALT CAMPAIGN DONATIONS TO
POLITICIANS WHO VOTED TO
OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS.
MANY HAVE ISSUED MESSAGES
CONDEMNING THE UPRISING.
THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE POWERFUL
VIDEOS I SAW.
>> TRUTH.
INTEGRITY.
HONESTY.
THESE ARE AMERICAN VALUES.
BUT THE VIOLENT RIOTS AND
LAWLESSNESS WE WITNESS LAST WEEK
IN THE SEDITIOUS ATTACK ON THE
U.S. CAPITOL WERE A DIRECT
ASSAULT ON OUR NATION'S MOST
SACRED TENET, THE PEACEFUL
TRANSITION OF POWER.
WE MUST PRESERVE LIBERTY AT ALL
COSTS, AND TOOTSIE POPS WILL
ALWAYS STAND UP FOR WHAT'S
RIGHT.
TOOTSIE POPS.
HOW MANY LICKS C S CAN DEMOCRAC
TAKE?
LET'S NOT FIND OUT.
>> YOUR MOVE, SKITTLES.
ONE MORE THING.
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT.
THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP
AND BLUR THE BIG TV MOMENTS OF
THE WEEK WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR
NOT.
IT IS "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY
CENSORSHIP."
>> THE PRESIDENT REMAINS DEFIANT
AS HE FACES HIS SECOND
IMPEACHMENT.
WE'RE TOLD HE IS CONSIDERING
[ BLEEP ]ING HIMSELF AND HIS
CHILDREN.
>> I'VE BEEN HERE ALL OF ONE
WEEK.
AND WHAT I SEE INSTEAD OF
LAWMAKERS WHO ARE TRUTHSEEKERS,
I SEE LAWMAKERS WHO ARE
[ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ]ERS.
AND THAT'S NEVER GOOD.
>> DAVID REPORTING FROM THE
WHITE HOUSE, [ BLEEP ] YOU.
>> I GRAVITATED TOWARD FRIENDS
WITH BIG [ BLEEP ]S.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR MYSELF.
>> A WOMAN WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO
[ BLEEP ] HER HUSBAND ON A LEASH
AFTER CURFEW.
>> ANY SNOW FOR US?
>> I HAVE A VERY SMALL
[ BLEEP ].
>> IT'S NOT JUST US AT THE
COMMUNITY CENTER.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE USE THINGS FROM THE
COMMUNITY CENTER TO [ BLEEP ] ME
WITH?
>> YEAH, LET'S TRY!
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A
HECK OF A SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
BATWOMAN HERSELF, JAVEESEEYA
LESLIE, IS WITH US.
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM FOO
FIGHTERS.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KATE WINSLET.
TONIGHT, FROM “BATWOMAN” SHE
PLAYS BATWOMAN, JAVICIA LESLIE.
THEN LATER, THEIR NEW ALBUM
COMES OUT FEBRUARY 5th.
IT'S CALLED "MEDICINE AT
MIDNIGHT."
FOO FIGHTERS WILL DEBUT THEIR
BRAND‐NEW SONG ON DAVE GROHL'S
BIRTHDAY.
NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS
WITH DUA LIPA, JOHN OLIVER,
ALLISON JANNEY, CASEY AFFLECK,
AND CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF.
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD
ON THIS IMPEACHMENT AT ALL.
WITH MUSIC FROM JACK HARLOW,
BEST COAST, AND LOCAL NATIVES
FEATURING SHARON VAN ETTEN.
SO PLEASE JOIN US NEXT WEEK,
TOO.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT WAS
APPOINTED COMMANDER OF THE ORDER
OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE BY THE
QUEEN, WHICH MEANS IF THIS
INTERVIEW DOESN'T GO WELL, SHE
COULD DECLARE WAR ON THE UNITED
STATES.
SHE PLAYS A 19th CENTURY
PALEONTOLOGIST ALONGSIDE SAOIRSE
RONAN IN THE ROMANTIC DRAMA
“AMMONITE” IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON
DEMAND.
PLEASE WELCOME KATE WINSLET.
>> COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH
EMPIRE.
WHEN I HEAR IT SAID, IT'S THE
FUNNIEST THING TO ME.
IT'S THE FUNNIEST, FUNNIEST
THING.
IN PRIVATE I WILL TELL YOU AT
SOME POINT, WHEN I ATTENDED THE
CEREMONY WITH MY HUSBAND, WE HAD
TO DO SOMETHING TO KEEP
OURSELVES PRIVATELY AMUSED.
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING VERY
SORT OF BIG DEAL ABOUT GOING TO
BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
THERE WAS AN ITEM OF CLOTHING HE
WAS WEARING UNDERNEATH HIS
EXTERIOR CLOTHING WHICH I WILL
IN PRIVATE SHARE WITH YOU, BUT
IT WAS VERY FUNNY.
CANNOT BE SHARED RIGHT NOW.
I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER DAY.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
WOW.
>> BUT HI.
>> Jimmy: HI, HOW ARE YOU,
COMMANDER?
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH MY GOD.
GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I KNOW IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT WHERE YOU ARE IN ENGLAND.
>> WE'RE OKAY.
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
YEAH.
IT'S LIKE 12:45, LIKE PAST
MIDNIGHT SOMETIME.
YES, I'M IN ENGLAND, YES.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR STAYING
UP.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF
THIS BUT YOUR NAME HAS BEEN
COMING UP A LOT LATELY HERE IN
THE UNITED STATES, BECAUSE MANY
OF US FEEL AS THOUGH OUR COUNTRY
IS THE "TITANIC" AND YOU MANAGED
TO SURVIVE THAT.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR GUIDANCE, I
THINK.
>> WELL, DON'T LOOK TO ME.
ISN'T IT A WEIRD THING, THOUGH,
ISN'T IT?
WHEN YOU'RE A BRITISH ACTOR,
SOMEHOW BECAUSE WE SPEAK WELL OR
SOMETHING, PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK
THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANSWERS
AND SOLUTIONS TO THINGS AND THAT
SOMEHOW WE'VE GOT A HIGHER POWER
THAT CAN GET PEOPLE OUT OF
STUFF.
I HAVEN'T A CLUE, I'M LIKE THE
REST OF YOU, I'M TRYING NOT TO
KILL MY SOURDOUGH STARTER WHILST
ALSO NOT KILLING THE KIDS FOR
MAKING ME DO ALL THE LAUNDRY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR SOURDOUGH
STARTER.
BRYAN CRANSTON WAS ON THE SHOW
LAST NIGHT, HE ALSO SENT
PICTURES OF HIS BREAD, AND HE
WAS VERY EXCITED.
I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I HAVE POSTED MANY PICTURES OF
MY BREAD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT US
AS HUMAN BEINGS THAT WE'RE ALL
SO TICKLED WITH OURSELVES WHEN
WE MAKE BREAD.
BUT IT'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S GOT TO BE ‐‐
>> I THINK IT'S INSTANT
GRATIFICATION.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET IT RIGHT,
YOU EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF
BREAD NIRVANA, WHERE YOU IMAGINE
YOURSELF IN A FUTURE EXISTENCE
AS SOME SORT OF GREAT, I DON'T
KNOW, EXCITABLE BAKER OR
SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, I DON'T
THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
I THINK OF IT IN THE OPPOSITE
WAY.
I THINK OF IT AS ‐‐ I GO
BACKWARDS IN TIME TO WHEN, YOU
KNOW, ALL PEOPLE HAD TO EAT WAS
BREAD AND WHATEVER ANIMAL WAS
UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE KILLED
IN FRONT OF THEM.
AND I THINK LIKE, OH, YEAH, I
COULD HAVE SURVIVED IN THE CAVE
DAYS BY MAKING BREAD FOR THE
LOCAL VILLAGE, YEAH, YOU
COULDN'T.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE AND
NEITHER COULD I.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BREAD
HERE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, THE BREAD.
>> THAT'S MY BREAD, LOOK AT
THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
IS THIS THE BEST LOAF?
OH, AND YOU TURNED IT INTO A
SOUP.
>> THAT IS A SPINACH AND LEEK
SOUP.
AND THAT'S HOLUMI PESTO CROUTONS
THAT I MADE IN ATTEMPT NOT TO
EAT ALL THE SOURDOUGH LOAF IN
ONE GO.
>> Jimmy: WHEN IT GOT STALE, YOU
CUT IT UP, TOASTED IT AGAIN,
MADE CROUTONS?
>> OH, WE MAKE CROUTONS ALL THE
TIME.
MY 17‐YEAR‐OLD IS COMPLETELY
OBSESSED WITH ANYTHING TO DO
WITH A CROUTON.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY WE'RE
LOOKING TO YOU FOR GUIDANCE,
KATE, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN
CROUTONS.
THERE THEY ARE FLOATING, JUST AS
YOU WERE IN THE SEA.
>> MY SON HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE
MY CROUTONS INTO SCHOOL AND
SHARE THEM WITH HIS FRIENDS.
ACTUALLY, THAT IS A REAL THING.
>> Jimmy: CROUTONS ARE HUGELY
UNDERRATED.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR SON DOING?
A TEENAGER ‐‐ I THINK TEENAGERS
HAVE IT THE WORST AS FAR AS THIS
LOCKDOWN AND COVID GOES.
>> YEAH, IT IS.
I THINK IT'S ROUGH ON THE TEENS.
MY DAUGHTER'S 20, AND MY SON IS
17.
HE JUST TURNED 17 BEFORE
CHRISTMAS.
MY LITTLE GUY IS 7.
BUT YEAH, IT IS ‐‐ I THINK IT'S
HARD ON ALL OF THEM.
BUT YOU KNOW, HE'S VERY MUSICAL.
SO HE'S ABLE TO ZOOM WITH HIS
MATES AND MAKE A LOT OF MUSIC.
IN ENGLAND YOU CAN LEARN TO
DRIVE WHEN YOU'RE 17, SO THAT I
THINK IS GOING TO BECOME PART OF
HIS LOCKDOWN AS WELL IS DRIVING
LESSONS.
THAT'S SOMETHING HE'S REALLY
EXCITED ABOUT.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU TEACH HIM HOW
TO DRIVE, GET IN THE CAR WITH
HIM?
>> NO, NO, DEFINITELY NOT, I'LL
LEAVE THAT TO MY HUSBAND, YEAH.
NO, I'D GET TOO XRULS TRADED, I
THINK.
I'LL STICK TO THE BAKING.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.
YOUR HUSBAND HAS OR HAD, I'M NOT
SURE, THAT'S THE NATURE OF THE
QUESTION, THE GREATEST LAST NAME
OF ANY HUSBAND THE.
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: ROCK AND ROLL, RIGHT?
>> ROCK AND ROLL.
>> Jimmy: THEN HE CHANGED IT TO
SMITH.
IS THAT TRUE?
HE CHANGED IT TO SMITH?
>> SO HIS BIRTH NAME IS "ABEL
SMITH."
AND AS TIME WENT BY AND NED
BECAME NED, WHO IS QUITE AN
ORIGINAL PERSONALITY, HE JUST
DECIDED AT ONE POINT IN HIS LIFE
TO JUST CHANGE HIS NAME TO "ROCK
AND ROLL."
WHEN I MET HIM, HIS NAME WAS
"NED ROCK AND ROLL."
THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE.
IN AMERICA, OF COURSE, AS YOU
ARE REACTING THUS, IT WAS
FANTASTIC.
IN ENGLAND, NOT SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YEAH, NO, NO.
NOT SO MUCH.
BUT WHEN HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO
ROCK AND ROLL, I DON'T THINK HE
HAD ANTICIPATED WHAT MIGHT
HAPPEN IF HE SHOULD HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND WHOSE NAME WAS KATE
WINSLET AND WHO WAS QUITE WELL
KNOWN, AND THEREFORE THE PRESS
MIGHT KIND OF NOT REACT SO WELL
TO THE FACT THAT SHE HAD THIS
BOYFRIEND CALLED ROCK AND ROLL.
IT WAS A LITTLE TRICKY.
THEN WE HAD OUR SON, BEAR.
I GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I'M
LIKE ‐‐ I'M FILLING IN DOCTORS'
FORMS.
MOTHER'S NAME, FATHER'S NAME.
I'M LIKE, HONEY?
I JUST ‐‐ ARE WE ‐‐ ARE WE GOING
TO KEEP GOING ‐‐ HE'S LIKE,
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL JUST
CHANGE IT BACK.
HE CHANGED IT BACK.
>> Jimmy: AND HE PICKED THE MOST
COMMON NAME MAYBE IN THE WORLD,
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?
>> IT WAS HIS BIRSS NAME, HIS
FATHER WAS PLEASED.
HIS FATHER WAS PLEASED.
STILL IS VERY PLEASED.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
YOUR SON HAS AN INTERESTING
NAME, TOO.
BEAR.
HIS MIDDLE NAME IS BLAZE?
BEAR BLAZE?
>> CORRECT, YEP.
BEAR BLAZE.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
I HAVE A 6‐YEAR‐OLD DAUGHTER,
HER NUMBER ONE STUFFED ANIMAL,
THE ONE THAT WILL BE STILL WITH
HER IN COLLEGE, IS A BEAR NAMED
BLAZE.
SO I FEEL LIKE PERHAPS THEY
MIGHT BE SOUL MATES.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, MY SON IS
PRETTY FUNNY.
IS YOUR DAUGHTER FUNNY?
>> Jimmy: OH, YES, SHE'S VERY
FUNNY, YEAH.
>> OF COURSE SHE IS.
SHE'S GOT YOU FOR A FATHER, OF
COURSE SHE IS.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S FUNNY ALL ON HER
OWN.
YEAH, SHE LOVES CROUTONS.
>> HILARIOUS THE OTHER DAY ‐‐
GOOD, SHE'LL FIT RIGHT IN.
MY SON TURNED TO ME AND HE SAID,
MOM, I'VE GOT A CONFESSION TO
MAKE.
VERY SERIOUS.
I SAID, OKAY, WOW, OKAY.
HE SAID, OKAY, I'M JUST GOING
TO ‐‐ I'M JUST GOING TO COME OUT
WITH IT.
I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT.
MY GOD, THE DRAMA.
HE LOOKS AT ME.
HE SAYS, I WANT TO BE AN
ACTRESS.
AND I REACTED EXACTLY AS YOU'RE
REACTING.
HE SAID, IT'S NOT FUNNY, I WANT
TO BE AN ACTRESS.
SIGN ME UP.
JUST ‐‐ JUST ‐‐ JUST DO IT, MOM,
JUST SIGN ME UP!
>> Jimmy: FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE A
WAITRESS, THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT
ACTRESS.
>> HONESTLY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT?
HONESTLY.
IT'S REALLY ‐‐ IT'S FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU
LAUGH AT THEM, THEY DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
AND WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THEM.
AND SOMETIMES THEY'LL GET
INSULTED OR SELF‐CONSCIOUS.
AND ‐‐
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: BUT I FIGURE, WE WENT
THROUGH IT, IT TURNED OUT OKAY,
RIGHT?
>> I KNOW.
I TURNED TO MY PARENTS WHEN I
WAS 5 AND SAID, I WANT TO BE AN
ACTRESS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I REALLY TRULY DID.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH.
AND THEY LISTENED.
MAYBE THIS WON'T BE SUCH A FUNNY
STORY WHEN HE'S WINNING AN OSCAR
IN 15 YEARS.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE GOING
TO SEE A CLIP FROM AND DISCUSS
YOUR NEW MOVIE "AMMONITE."
KATE WINSLET, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
MIGHT GO OUT ONTO THE BEACH THIS
MORNING, TAKE THE AIR.
IF YOU THINK I'M STRONG ENOUGH.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG
ENOUGH?
>> I DO, I THINK.
>> GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS KATE WINSLET
AND SAOIRSE RONAN IN "AMMONITE."
AND KATE, I WANT TO TELL YOU, I
FIRST SAW THE TITLE, WOW, AMMO
INTO IT, WOW, BULLETS FLYING,
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO BE
GOING ON?
LITTLE DID I KNOW IT'S A
PALEONTOLOGY LOVE STORY.
I WATCHED THIS MOVIE LAST NIGHT
AND IT IS ‐‐ IT IS LIKE ‐‐ WELL,
JUST ‐‐ THERE'S A SIMMER AND
THEN IT JUST ‐‐ THERE'S NOT A
LOT OF DIALOGUE.
THERE'S A LOT OF BODY LANGUAGE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
A LOT OF DOWNTIME, A LOT OF
BRUSHING STONE, AND ‐‐ I DON'T
WANT TO REVEAL TOO MUCH.
I'LL LET YOU TAKE IT FROM THERE.
BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> YES, SO IT'S ‐‐ WELL, THANK
YOU.
IT'S ‐‐ IT IS A FILM SET IN THE
SOUTH OF ENGLAND, THE JURASSIC
COAST OF ENGLAND, ABOUT 1840.
ILY MARY ANNING, WHO WAS A REAL
FIGURE, A REAL HISTORICAL
FIGURE.
SHE WAS THE UNSUNG HERO OF
FOSSIL DISCOVERY BECAUSE SHE WAS
A WOMAN LIVING IN A VERY
PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY IN THE WORLD
OF GEOLOGY, ENTIRELY DOMINATED
BY MEN.
SO THESE MEN, THESE SCIENTISTS,
WOULD PICK HER BRAIN AND TAKE
HER KNOWLEDGE AND HER WISDOM AND
BUY HER FINDS AND REAPPROPRIATE
THEM AS THEIR OWN.
THEY WOULD ACTUALLY PUT THEIR
OWN NAME ON HER WORK.
AND THIS IS A STORY ABOUT MARY
AND CHARLOTTE MURCHISON, WHO WAS
THE YOUNG WIFE OF A MALE
SCIENTIST WHO COMES TO LYME
REGIS AND FALLS ILL, AND MARY
TAKES CARE OF HER AND HELPS HER
TO GET BETTER.
AND THEN STARTS TO TEACH HER HER
WORK.
AND THE TWO OF THEM FALL IN
LOVE.
AND THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
PEOPLE, FROM TOTALLY OPPOSITE
WORLDS.
AND IT'S VERY MUCH A STORY ABOUT
WHO WE CHOOSE TO LOVE CAN END UP
DEFINING ALSO WHO WE ARE AND HOW
WE LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT OURSELVES
BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WE FALL IN
LOVE WITH.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S ‐‐
THERE'S VERY SPARSE DIALOGUE.
THERE'S A LOT OF LONGING.
THERE'S A LOT OF SHARED QUIET
AFFECTION THAT REALLY BUILDS AND
BUILDS THROUGHOUT THE STORY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
>> AND ABWHEN THESE TWO PEOPLE
REALLY DO COME TOGETHER, IT'S ‐‐
IT'S VERY, VERY MOVING.
AND IT WAS VERY DIFFERENT FOR ME
TO BE IN A FILM LIKE THIS ONE
WHERE I'M PLAYING SOMEONE WHO IS
VERY EMOTIONALLY HELD AND QUITE
BOLTED DOWN PHYSICALLY, QUITE
DIFFERENT TO MYSELF.
EMOTIONALLY CERTAINLY VERY
DIFFERENT TO ME.
I'M A REALLY SUPER BUSY PERSON,
AND MARY'S VERY SORT OF STILL
AND RESTRAINED.
AND I HAD TO LEARN A LOT ABOUT
THE WORLD OF PALEONTOLOGY.
>> Jimmy: I WAS WONDERING ABOUT
THAT.
DID YOU GO OUT AND ‐‐ WITH
FOSSIL DIGGERS?
DIG THINGS UP?
>> YEAH, I REALLY DID.
I MEAN, I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT
FOSSILS AT ALL.
AND THAT PART OF THE WORLD IS
NOT FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE.
IT'S ONLY 2 1/2 HOURS AWAY.
BUT I'VE NEVER SPENT PROPER TIME
THERE.
I WORKED WITH A FOSSIL EXPERT
FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS AND WE
JUST TRAWLED THE BEACHES.
ACTUALLY, THEY WERE THE BEACHES
MARY WOULD HAVE WORKED ON, SO
THAT WAS PRETTY WONDERFUL FOR
ME, I HAVE TO SAY.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I DID LEARN HOW TO FIND
AMMONITES, I HAVE A COLLECTION
OF MY OWN.
I IDENTIFIED VARIOUS DINOSAUR
BONES.
I FOUND A PIECE OF IGTHEUS SKULL
THAT I WAS THRILLED WITH AND WAS
ABLE TO IDENTIFY.
UNDERSTANDING THE RHYTHM OF HER
LIFE AND HER WORLD AND HOW
BRILLIANT SHE WAS, ALSO ISOLATED
SHE WAS.
SHE WAS A VERY PRIVATE PERSON,
SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
I LIVED ALONE WHEN I WAS MAKING
THE FILM, FROM SUNDAY NIGHT TO
FRIDAY NIGHT, I WAS COMPLETELY
SEPARATE TO MY FAMILY, AND THAT
WAS QUITE HARD AND VERY STRANGE.
BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO
PLAY THIS CHARACTER IF I HAD
DONE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
I HAD TO KIND OF REALLY CREATE A
BUNKER FOR MYSELF IN WHICH TO
SORT OF EXIST AND PLAY THIS
PART.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU AND SAOIRSE
ARE GREAT IN IT.
YOU HAVE ‐‐ I MEAN, CHEMISTRY
FROM BEGINNING, THE START, ALL
THE WAY TO THE END FOR SURE.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.
IT'S CALLED "AMMONITE."
IT IS AVAILABLE NOW ON DEMAND.
KATE WINSLET.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING UP
LATE, KATE, I APPRECIATE IT.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> Jimmy: STAY SAFE, BEST TO
YOUR FAMILY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THINK ABOUT ‐‐ WE'LL
GET OUR KIDS ON TINDER OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN A FEW
YEARS.
KATE WINSLET.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAVICIA
LESLIE.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
MUSIC FROM FOO FIGHTERS IS ON
THE WAY.
THIS WEEK IN 1966, ADAM WEST
SLID DOWN THE BATPOLE FOR THE
FIRST TIME ON TV.
AND NOW, 55 YEARS LATER, OUR
NEXT GUEST IS HERE TO FINISH
WHAT HE STARTED.
“BATWOMAN” PREMIERES SUNDAY
NIGHT ON THE CW, PLEASE WELCOME
JAVICIA LESLIE.
HI, "JAVICIA.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL.
I'M NOT BATWOMAN, YOU ARE, SO
I'M NOT DOING AS WELL AS YOU
ARE.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I AM SUPER EXCITED FOR SUNDAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I BET.
THIS SORT OF THING, THE
SUPERHEROES, WHO PLAYS THEM, THE
SHOWS, MEANS A LOT TO ‐‐ MAYBE
TOO MUCH TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
WHO IS ‐‐ IN YOUR LIFE, WHO IS
THE BIGGEST COMIC BOOK FAN SLASH
NERD SLASH WHATEVER YOU WANT TO
CALL IT?
>> DEFINITELY MY BROTHER.
WE GREW UP WATCHING COMICS,
COMIC BOOK MOVIES, COMIC BOOK TV
SHOWS.
WHEN I TOLD HIM I BOOKED
BATWOMAN HE WAS SO NONCHALANT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> I'M LIKE, I'VE KNOWN YOU YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE, YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH COMICS, I'M BATWOMAN, YOU
GIVE ME SOMETHING?
FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME, "I'M
SO MAD SUPER GIRL IS COMING TO
AN END."
AND HE'S HYPING "BLACK
LIGHTNING."
HE'S HYPING A LOT OF SHOWS SO
I'LL BRING HIM INTO OUR SHOW,
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOUR SIBLING IS
BATWOMAN, WHERE DO YOU GO FROM
THERE?
>> I THINK THAT'S IT, TRYING TO
PLAY IT COOL.
>> Jimmy: WHO IN YOUR FAMILY WAS
MOST EXCITED?
>> DEFINITELY MY MOM.
>> Jimmy: DEFINITELY MOM.
>> MY MOM WAS LIKE MY BIGGEST
SUPPORT AND LIKE A SUPERFAN.
SHE'S THE TYPE OF PERSON, IF
WE'RE OUT AND SHE'S TRYING TO
INTRODUCE ME, SHE'S GOING TO
INTRODUCE ME AS WHATEVER ROLE
I'M PLAYING AT THE MOMENT.
SO WE JUST GO TO THE GROCERY
STORE, "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER,
SHE'S BATWOMAN."
PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME, BEFORE
THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BEFORE ANYONE
HAD SEEN THE SHOW, SHE EXPECTS
EVERYONE TO KNOW WHO I AM, AND
JUST IN CASE THEY DON'T, SHE
INTRODUCES ME ALL THE TIME.
ALL THE TIME.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S EXCITED.
SHE PROBABLY DOES THAT WHEN
YOU'RE NOT AROUND, TOO.
>> YEAH.
LIKE SHE'S THE TYPE OF PERSON
THAT IF I SEND HER A PICTURE, I
HAVE TO MAKE SURE I TELL HER,
DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
>> YEAH, WE TOOK PICTURES FOR
THE PROMO SHOOT.
AND WB HAVING THE STRICT
POLICY ‐‐ DON'T SEND THIS.
BUT IT'S MY MOM, YOU KNOW.
BUT SHE KNOWS.
I TELL HER, THIS IS THE RULE,
I'M SNEAKING YOU SOME STUFF,
THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU,
DON'T SEND IT TO ANYBODY.
SO I'M IN VANCOUVER RIGHT NOW.
I FLY BACK TO L. A. FOR THE
HOLIDAYS.
SEE MY MOM, MY BROTHER.
I WALK INTO MY HOUSE, AND THERE
IS THIS HUGE SUPER‐SIZED,
MOVIE‐SIZED POSTER WHEN YOU WALK
IN.
IT'S THE PICTURE OF A PICTURE
THAT I TOOK AND SENT TO HER.
IT'S A PICTURE OF A PICTURE, YOU
KNOW IT'S BLURRY.
IT'S JUST THIS HUGE POSTER‐SIZED
PICTURE.
I'M LIKE, MOM.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOW ANYONE.
SHE'S LIKE, I DIDN'T SHOW
ANYONE, I PRINTED IT OUT.
WHO PRINTED IT FOR YOU?
WHO FRAMED IT FOR YOU?
>> Jimmy: WHO DID, YEAH?
SHE HAD TO AT LEAST GO TO A
KIN
KINKO'S.
>> SHE HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE
BECAUSE 87 A PRINTER.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY.
DOES YOUR MOM COME TO SET AND
THAT SORT OF THING?
>> OH, YEAH, SHE MAKES HER
ROUNDS TO MY SETS.
MATTER OF FACT, IT'S LIKE
"WHERE'S WALDO?"
ON EVERY SHOW I'VE DONE MY MOM
HAS SNUCK INTO THE BACKGROUND,
HAS FOUND A WAY TO BE ON THE
SHOW.
IN "GOD FRIENDED ME," I'M JOE
MORTON'S DAUGHTER, PREACHER'S
DAUGHTER, IN THE FRONT PEW.
IF YOU LOOK TO THE BACK, MY
MOM'S BEHIND ME.
"THE FAMILY BUSINESS" FOR
B.E.T., IF YOU LOOK THROUGH THE
AUDIENCE, MY MOM'S RIGHT THERE
IN THIS BRIGHT, YELLOW DRESS.
SHE MAKES HER WAY.
I'M SURE ONCE THE BONDER IS OPEN
AND PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO COME
TO CANADA, SHE WILL FIND HER WAY
ON "BATWOMAN."
>> Jimmy: PERHAPS BEFORE IT
OPENS UP, SOUNDS LIKE.
>> SHE'S ARMY, SHE MIGHT FIND
HER WAY.
>> Jimmy: YOUR MOM'S ARMY, WOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT DRIVING
THE BATMOBILE.
ARE YOU REALLY DRIVING THE
BATMOBILE?
OR DO THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU
ARE?
>> THERE ARE MOMENTS WHERE
THEY'RE LIKE, HEY, CAN YOU DRIVE
IT LIKE FOUR, FIVE FEET?
I'M SCARED AS HELL BECAUSE THIS
IS A VERY EXPENSIVE CAR, AND I
CAN'T AFFORD TO FIX ANYTHING
THAT MAY GO WRONG.
BUT IT'S EPIC.
I GREW UP WATCHING "BATMAN."
BATMAN IS EVERYTHING TO ME.
TO SEE THE BATMOBILE, TO BE IN
THE BATMOBILE, IS SUCH AN HONOR.
THE ONLY THING IS, I DON'T THINK
ANYONE ACCOUNTS FOR HOW LOW THE
BATMOBILE SITS.
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SMOOTH,
I'M SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE
CAR AND HAVE THIS EPIC WALK DOWN
TO WHATEVER VILLAIN I'M ABOUT TO
CATCH.
BUT I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR.
I'M LIKE DOING EVERYTHING TO
SUPPORT MYSELF TO GET OUT THE
CAR, WHEN I SHUT THE DOOR, MY
CAPE IS SHUT.
WAIT, HOLD ON WE'VE GOT TO DO
THIS ALL OVER.
>> Jimmy: EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND?
>> WAIT ONE SECOND, I KNOW
YOU'RE GETTING READY TO GO KILL
PEOPLE, BUT GIVE ME A SECOND, MY
CAPE GOT STUCK.
>> Jimmy: YOUR COSTUME LOOKS
PRETTY GREAT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE COSTUME HERE.
IT LOOKS GREAT.
IS IT UNCOMFORTABLE?
OR IS IT FINE?
>> YOU KNOW, DEFINITELY NOT A
PAIR OF LOUNGEWEAR, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> A PAIR OF PAJAMAS.
BUT I'VE GOTTEN USED TO IT.
I TECHNICALLY HAVE TWO SUITS, SO
I WEAR ONE SUIT WHEN I AM JUST
DOING REGULAR THINGS, I GUESS,
IF BATWOMAN'S EVER DOING REGULAR
THINGS, YOU KNOW.
THEN I WEAR ANOTHER SUIT WHEN I
DO MY STUNTS.
SO THAT ONE HAS A LITTLE BIT
MORE SPACE, WHICH IS LIKE MY
FAVORITE SUIT TO WEAR.
USUALLY I FEEL A LITTLE BIT MORE
COMFORTABLE IN THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE BEST ITEM
ON YOUR UTILITY BELT?
>> DEFINITELY THE GAUNTLET.
>> Jimmy: THE GAUNTLET?
>> YES.
ANY TIME I SEE THE GAUNTLET COME
OUT, THAT MEANS I GET TO FLY.
AND SO THEY'LL HARNESS ME UP.
THEY'LL PUT THE ROPE ON ME.
I SHOOT THE GAUNTLET.
I GET TO GO IN THE AIR.
THE GAUNTLET IS LIKE MY FAVORITE
TOOL.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE
BATMOBILE, BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT
WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO GET IN
AND OUT OF, SO I PREFER TO GO
FLYING MORE THAN ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT
REALLY FLYING, RIGHT?
YOU'RE KIND OF SHOOTING AND THEN
BEING PULLED BY IT, RIGHT?
>> IT'S A MIX OF BOTH.
BECAUSE I'M SHOOTING IT AT AN
ANGLE.
SO WHEN I SHOOT IT, IT PULLS ME
UP, YEAH.
THEN THERE'S A FREEFALL AT A
CERTAIN POINT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M DROPPING
INTO THE SCENE.
WHEN I'M CDROPPING IN, DO MY EPC
LAND, WHICH IS INTERESTING
BECAUSE I STOLE MY LAND FROM
KATE BECKINSALE FROM
"UNDERWORLD."
REALLY COOL.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
WOW.
>> I FELT SHE HAD SO MUCH SWAG
WHEN SHE LANDED AND I WANTED TO
CARRY THAT WITH THIS BATWOMAN.
BUT YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHEN I DO MY
DROP IN, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ‐‐
IT FEELS LIKE A FREEFALL.
SO IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON
A ROLLER COASTER ON ONE OF THOSE
FREEFALL ROLLER COASTERS THAT
JUST DROP?
MY HEART IS DEFINITELY STILL UP
THERE BY THE TIME I HIT THE
GROUND, AND I'M TRYING TO GET MY
SWAG, LIKE OKAY, JAVICIA, YOU'VE
GOT TO LOOK COOL.
WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH HALF THE
BATTLE OF BEING BATWOMAN IS ME
TRYING TO LOOK COOL.
>> Jimmy: MORE THAN HALF, I
THINK.
BATWOMAN HAS TO LOOK COOL.
BATWOMAN CAN'T BE CLUMSY.
THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
>> SHE CAN'T BE.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON
YOUR BATWOMANHOOD.
SEASON 2 OF "BATWOMAN" PREMIERES
SUNDAY NIGHT.
THANK YOU, YJAVICIA.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH DAVE GROHL!
>>> MUSIC FROM FOO FIGHTERS IS
ON THE WAY.
AND THAT IS PARTICULARLY SPECIAL
TODAY, BECAUSE IT JUST SO
HAPPENS TO BE DAVE GROHL'S
BIRTHDAY.
I KNOW HE'S VERY LONELY IN
QUARANTINE, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE WOULD CHECK IN WITH DAVE NOW
AND ‐‐
OH THERE HE IS.
HI DAVE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
LONG TIME NO SEE.
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU HANGING IN OKAY?
>> DOING ALL RIGHT.
GETTING OLD.
BUT I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S BETTER THAN NOT
GETTING OLD, I GUESS.
YOU KNOW, I SENT YOU SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT IT OR
NOT.
DID YOU GET THE GIFT THAT I
SENT?
>> YEAH.
IT'S HERE.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO
OPEN IT, IF YOU WOULD, ON
CAMERA.
IT'S VERY SPECIAL.
IT'S SOMETHING I MADE MYSELF.
WHAT THIS IS IS, IT'S A BOOK OF
COUPONS, BIRTHDAY COUPONS, FROM
ME, THAT YOU CAN REDEEM ANY TIME
YOU LIKE.
BUT I DO WANT TO SAY, I STARTED
WORKING ON THESE AFTER YOUR LAST
BIRTHDAY, BEFORE THE PANDEMIC,
SO KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN YOU GO
THROUGH THEM.
>> SHOULD I LOOK THROUGH THEM
RIGHT NOW?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> ONE BACK RUB.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> A BACK RUB.
>> Jimmy: FOR YOU.
>> LIKE ‐‐ FROM YOU?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> I WOULD IMAGINE THIS IS FROM
YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, YES, THEY'RE ALL
FROM ME, ABSOLUTELY.
WHO WOULD GIVE A COUPON ‐‐
>> HOLD ON A SECOND.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THAT'S YOU AND
I.
ON MY STOMACH.
YOU CAN TELL BY THE BEARD.
>> Jimmy: IT'S EITHER YOU OR
JESUS.
WE'RE NOT SURE.
>> COUPON NUMBER TWO.
AHH, ONE HUG.
YES, PLEASE, I WILL TAKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: I'LL USE BOTH ARMS,
TOO.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF MY TEETH HAVE
EVER BEEN.
WILL EVER BE THAT WHITE.
LOOK AT MY SMILE.
>> Jimmy: THAT WILL BE EXPLAINED
LATER ON IN THE BOOK, ACTUALLY.
>> ONE IN‐HOME TEETH CLEANING.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S
WHY YOUR TEETH ARE SO WHITE.
>> I COULD USE THAT FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> NEXT UP.
A LADY AND THE TRAMP‐STYLE
SPAGHETTI DINNER.
JIMMY, YOU COOKING?
>> Jimmy: I'LL COOK, WE'LL HAVE
ONE LONG STRAND, WE'LL START
FROM A SOCIAL DISTANCE, THEN ‐‐
END UP IN EACH OTHER'S TONSILS.
>> GREAT!
OH, DINNER FOR TWO AT GOLDEN
CORRAL.
>> Jimmy: YES.
HAVE YOU HAD THE SALAD BAR
THERE?
>> YEAH, I GOT TO BE HONEST,
I'VE BEEN TOURING OVER HALF OF
MY LIFE.
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A GOLDEN
CORRAL.
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE'RE GOING TO
GO.
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
I WOULD LOVE TO CORRAL YOU FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN A GOLDEN WAY.
>> AMAZING.
OKAY.
OH!
ONE CLARINET LESSON.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> WE'LL SHARE MINE.
YOU PLAY CLARINET?
>> Jimmy: I DO, YEAH.
AGAIN, THIS WAS SOMETHING I MADE
BEFORE THE PANDEMIC.
SO, YOU KNOW.
WE'LL HAVE TO MAYBE HAVE
DIFFERENT MOUTHPIECES.
>> THIS IS TRUE.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB WITH THESE
ILLUSTRATIONS, BY THE WAY,
JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HEY, I WORKED ON IT
FOR A YEAR.
>> YOU DID GREAT.
>> Jimmy: DAVE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US ON
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
THAT IS A GIFT TO US.
AND WE APPRECIATE IT.
WHEN WE COME BACK, ANOTHER GIFT
FROM DAVE.
NEW MUSIC FROM FOO FIGHTERS!
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK KATE
WINSLET AND JAVICIA LESLIE,
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM.
“NIGHTLINE” IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,
THEIR NEW ALBUM IS CALLED
“MEDICINE AT MIDNIGHT.”
IT COMES OUT FEBRUARY 5th.
WITH THE SONG “WAITING ON A WA”"
FOO FIGHTERS!
♪
♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING
ON A WAR SINCE I WAS YOUNG
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY
WITH A TOY GUN ♪
♪ NEVER REALLY WANTED
TO BE NUMBER ONE
JUST WANTED TO LOVE EVERYONE
IS THERE MORE ♪
♪ TO THIS THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE ♪
♪ TO THIS THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE TO THIS
THAN JUST WAITING ON A WAR
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
EVERY DAY WAITING ♪
♪ FOR THE SKY TO FALL
BIG CRASH ON A WORLD
THAT'S SO SMALL
JUST A BOY WITH ♪
♪ NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
FELL IN LOVE WITH
A VOICE ON THE RADIO
IS THERE MORE ♪
♪ TO THIS THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE TO THIS
THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE TO THIS
THAN THAT
IS THERE MORE TO THIS ♪
MORE TO THIS MORE TO THIS
♪ THAN JUST WAITING ON A WAR
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
JUST WAITING ON A WAR ♪
♪ FOR THIS AND THAT
THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
JUST WAITING ON A WAR ♪
♪ FOR THIS AND THAT
THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
♪
♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ON A WAR
SINCE I WAS YOUNG ♪
♪ SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY WITH
A TOY GUN ♪
♪ IS THERE MORE TO THIS MORE TO
THIS MORE TO THIS THAN JUST
WAITING ON A WAR ♪
♪ JUST WAITING ON A WAR
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
FOR THIS AND THAT ♪
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
FOR THIS AND THAT ♪
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
FOR THIS AND THAT ♪
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
JUST WAITING ON A WAR
FOR THIS AND THAT ♪
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE
TO THIS THAN THAT
BECAUSE I NEED MORE
YEAH, I NEED MORE ♪
♪ THAN JUST WAITING
ON A WAR ♪
♪ JUST WAITING ON A WAR FOR THIS
AND THAT ♪
♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE TO THIS
THAN THAT ♪
♪ JUST WAITING ON A WAR ♪