♪ BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA BA
♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
>> BACK AT HOME!
>> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR WATCHING. IT IS JANUARY 12th.
WE HAVE EIGHT DAYS LEFT OF OUR HUMAN MISSILE CRISIS.
AND YET, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE APPEARS TO BE FAR FROM
OVER. OUR WHACKJOB PRESIDENT GAVE ANOTHER CRAZY SPEECH TODAY,
COMPLETELY IGNORING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, SPEWING NONSENSE
ABOUT MEXICANS AND CARAVANS AND EVERY SUBJECT OTHER THAN WHAT HE
SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT. WHICH IS THAT IT'S TIME FOR
GRANDPA TO PEACEFULLY HAND OVER THE KEYS TO THE CAR.
THE FBI IS WARNING OF SERIOUS THREATS TO OUR COUNTRY.
THE HOUSE VOTED TONIGHT TO ASK MIKE PENCE TO INVOKE THE 25th
AMENDMENT TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT.
AND OF COURSE, MIKE PENCE ISN'T GOING TO REMOVE DONALD TRUMP.
MIKE PENCE DOESN'T EVEN REMOVE HIS SHIRT.
THAT MEANS TOMORROW, THE HOUSE WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH. AGAIN.
WHICH IS NOT AT ALL COOL WITH DONALD TRUMP, WHO CAME OUT OF
HIDING TO EXPLAIN WHY.
>> IT'S RIDICULOUS. IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
THIS IMPEACHMENT IS CAUSING TREMENDOUS ANGER.
AND YOU'RE DOING IT, AND IT'S REALLY A TERRIBLE THING THAT
THEY'RE DOING. FOR NANCY PELOSI AND CHUCK
SCHUMER TO CONTINUE ON THIS PATH, I THINK IT'S CAUSING
TREMENDOUS DANGER TO OUR COUNTRY, AND IT'S CAUSING
TREMENDOUS ANGER.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THE DANGER AND ANGER.
ALL ALONG I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU CAUSING IT.
TURNS OUT IT WAS THEM. THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT WHAT
WENT DOWN AT THE WHITE HOUSE LAST WEDNESDAY, THE MORE
SINISTER IT SOUNDS. ACCORDING TO THE "WASHINGTON
POST," THE REASON TRUMP TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER THE MANY CALLS
FOR HELP HE WAS GETTING FROM HIS FRIENDS IN CONGRESS, WHO WERE
FORCED TO HIDE IN THEIR OFFICES, IS HE WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING TV.
FOR REAL. HE WOULDN'T TAKE ANY PHONE
CALLS, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS ANY OF THE RIOT.
THE SAME WAY OUR 3‐YEAR‐OLD REACTS WHEN HIS GRANDPARENTS TRY
TO FACETIME DURING "PAW PATROL." THAT'S WHY HE CALLS HIMSELF THE
LAW AND ORDER PRESIDENT, BECAUSE HE SPENDS ALL DAY WATCHING
EPISODES OF IT. AND EVEN THOUGH HIS SUPPORTERS
WERE SCREAMING "HANG MIKE PENCE" TO THE POINT MIKE PENCE
HAD TO BE TAKEN TO A SAFE LOCATION, HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL
THE VICE PRESIDENT TO CHECK ON HIM. ALTHOUGH IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE,
IT'S HARD TO MAKE A PHONE CALL WHEN YOU'RE FONDLING YOURSELF.
THIS IS INTERESTING TOO, YOU KNOW HOW TRUMP TWEETED DURING
THE SIEGE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD "STAY PEACEFUL"?
WELL, HE REPORTEDLY DIDN'T WANT TO ADD THE "STAY PEACEFUL" PART.
AND THAT VIDEO WHERE HE COMMITTED TO A PEACEFUL TRANSFER
OF POWER? ACCORDING TO A SENIOR OFFICIAL,
HE SAID HE WISHED HE HADN'T DONE IT BECAUSE "HE FEARED THAT THE
CALMING WORDS MADE HIM LOOK WEAK."
HE'S WORRIED THAT HIS WORDS MAKE HIM LOOK WEAK, BUT NOT THAT HIS
SUITS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF COCONUTS AND WAFFLE
BATTER MAKE HIM LOOK WEAK, HE'S WORRIED ABOUT THE WORDS.
BUT MR. TOUGH GUY DID FINALLY WEIGH IN TODAY ON THE VIOLENT
AND MURDEROUS ACTIONS OF HIS EXTREMIST SUPPORTERS.
>> THEY'RE DIVIDING AND DIVISIVE, AND THEY'RE SHOWING
SOMETHING THAT I'VE BEEN PREDICTING FOR A LONG TIME.
>> Jimmy: OKAY. WELL THAT'S A GOOD START.
PLEASE, GO ON.
>> I'VE BEEN PREDICTING IT FOR A LONG TIME, AND PEOPLE DIDN'T ACT
ON IT. BUT I THINK BIG TECH HAS MADE A
TERRIBLE MISTAKE, AND VERY, VERY BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY.
>> Jimmy: OH! BIG TECH IS THE ONE THAT MADE
THE MISTAKE AND IS VERY BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY, NOT YOU AND THE
MURDERERS IN "CALL OF DUTY" COSTUMES.
THIS IS, YOU KNOW, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIGHTMARE, YOU FIND
FUNNY MOMENTS. THE GUY WHO WAS DRESSED AS A
VIKING? CODE NAME Q ANON SHAMAN. REAL NAME JACOB CHANSLEY.
THE SHAMAN IS IN CUSTODY, AND HIS MOMMY IS NONE TOO HAPPY WITH
THE ACCOMMODATIONS.
>> CHANCELY'S MOTHER ATTENDED MONDAY'S HEARING AND EXPRESSED
HER CONCERN.
>> HE GETS VERY SICK IF HE DOESN'T EAT ORGANIC FOOD,
LITERALLY WILL GET PHYSICALLY SICK. SO HE NEEDS TO EAT.
>> Jimmy: THEY WON'T EVEN LET HER IN THERE TO BREAST FEED.
WE SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A CAGE‐FREE PRISON!
MY LITTLE TRAITOR NEEDS HIS TRADER JOE'S!
HAS TO BE ANTIFA, RIGHT? THAT CAN'T BE THEM.
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY RICH, THAT TRUMP IS PUSHING BACK ON THE
SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES, WHO'VE SHUT DOWN THE ACCOUNTS FOR HIM
AND THESE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS. BECAUSE IN 2017 HE WROTE ON
TWIST, "LOSER TERRORISTS MUST BE DEALT WITH IN A MUCH TOUGHER
MANNER, THE INTERNET IS THEIR MAIN RECRUITMENT TOOL WHICH WE
MUST CUT OFF AND USE BETTER." DONE AND DONE.
TRUMP WAS AS PRESIDEMENTED AS EVER TODAY.
HE CONTINUES TO INSIST THAT HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG.
NOT ONLY DID HE REFUSE TO DISAVOW HIS INFLAMMATORY AND
SEDITIOUS REMARKS, HE SEEMS TO THINK THEY ARE JUST FINE.
>> PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.
AND IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SAID, POLITICIANS AT
A HIGH LEVEL, ABOUT THE RIOTS DURING THE SUMMER, THE HORRIBLE
RIOTS IN PORTLAND AND SEATTLE AND VARIOUS OTHER PLACES, THAT
WAS A REAL PROBLEM, WHAT THEY SAID.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. WHAT THEY SAID.
THAT WAS A REAL PROBLEM. THIS WAS JUST WHITE PEOPLE
HAVING FUN.
>> BUT THEY VANDIZED MY SPEECH AND MY WORDS AND MY FINAL
PARAGRAPH, MY FINAL SENTENCE, AND EVERYBODY TO THE TEETH
THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY TO THE TEETH METHOD IT WAS TOTALLY
APPROPRIATE. "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REPORTED
SOON TO BE FORMER SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL
TOLD ASSOCIATES HE WAS GLAD THEY WERE IMPEACHING IMPEACHMENT, AND
LIZ CHENEY SAID THERE'S NEVER BEEN A GREAT BETRAYAL BY A
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF HIS OFFICE AND HIS OATH TO
THE CONSTITUTION. BUT EVERYBODY TO THE "T."
BIG "T" FLEW TO ALAMO, TEXAS, TO BRAG ABOUT HIS WALL AND REMIND
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HE'S NOT JUST A DANGEROUS MEGALOMANIAC,
HE'S ALSO A RACIST. SHOULD TRUMP EVEN BE ALLOWED
NEAR THE BORDER? ISN'T HE A FLIGHT RISK AT THIS
POINT? THE SCATTERED CROWD IN ALAMO WAS
TREATED TO A DAVEY CROCK OF YOU KNOW WHAT FROM OUR NEARLY
DEPARTED LEADER.
>> WE SEE WHAT'S COMING. THEY'RE COMING BECAUSE THEY
THINK IT'S GRAVY TRAIN AT THE END.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GRAVY TRAIN. CHANGE THE NAME FROM THE
CARAVANS WHICH I THINK WE CAME UP WITH, TO THE GRAVY TRAIN,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.
LOOKING FOR THE GRAVY.
>> Jimmy: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I'M HUNGRY FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS A BANANAS SPEECH. TOTALLY OFF THE RAILS.
HE BASICALLY CLAIMED HIS WALL KEPT MEXICAN COVID OUT OF THE
UNITED STATES. WHICH IS NEWS TO US HERE IN
CALIFORNIA. AND THEN, AFTER HIS SPEECH, HE
TURNED AND LEFT, AND AFTER RANTING ABOUT MURDER AND ALIENS
AND MEXICANS AND GRAVY, WHAT KIND OF AN EXIT DID HE MAKE?
A MUSICAL ONE.
♪
♪ YOUNG MEN
♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
>> Jimmy: OH, HE DIDN'T EVEN DANCE. THE PEOPLE CAME TO SEE HIM
DANCE! COME ON, DONNY, GIVE US ONE
LITTLE JIGGLE! FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
IT WAS VERY WISE OF TRUMP TO TAKE A VICTORY LAP AT THE BORDER.
THE SAME WEEK HIS SUPPORTERS SHOWED THE WORLD THAT WALLS
SERVE ALMOST NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER WHEN IT COMES TO
KEEPING PEOPLE WHO WANT IN OUT. THE FACT IS DONALD TRUMP ONLY
BUILT 12 MILES OF NEW WALL. THAT'S LIKE, FROM HERE TO SANTA
MONICA. ALLOW ME TO USE THE ONLY PROPS I
HAVE AT MY DISPOSAL TO ILLUSTRATE.
MY DAUGHTER'S LEGOS. THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP
PROMISED. AND THIS IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP
DELIVERED. AND IT COST US $15 BILLION
DOLLARS. WELL DONE. TRUMP IS TAKING ONE LAST TOUR OF
ALL HIS GREATEST FAILURES THIS WEEK.
TOMORROW, HE'S SPENDING THE DAY WITH ERIC.
TENSIONS ARE VERY HIGH IN D. C. THREE DEMOCRATS IN THE HOUSE
HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID AFTER BEING HOLED UP DURING THE
CAPITOL LOCKDOWN WITH REPUBLICAN COLLEAGUES WHO REFUSED TO WEAR
MASKS EVEN WHEN THEY WERE OFFERED TO THEM.
AMONG THEM IS Q‐ANON SUPERSPREADER MARJORIE TAYLOR
GREEN. SO MANY IMBECILES, SO MANY IMBECILES.
SOON TO BE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER TODAY HAD
HIS PRESS CONFERENCE INTERRUPTED BY THIS VERY FETCHING YOUNG
LADY.
>> SOCIALISTS! THAT'S EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARD! YOU HIDE UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK!
I ACTUALLY GOT SEXUALLY EXCITED OVER IT!
THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOATH YOU! THAT'S HOW MUCH I'M GLAD WHAT
THEY DID!
>> Jimmy: MAYBE BANNING PARLER WAS A MISTAKE, NOW THEY'RE OUT
ON THE STREET. SHE GOT SEXUALLY EXCITED SEEING
CHUCK SCHUMER UNDER HIS DESK? WOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING IF THEY
FELL IN LOVE? WHAT A STORY THAT WOULD BE, LIKE
GEORGE AND KELLYANNE ALL OVER AGAIN.
THERE ARE A LOT OF CRAZIES OUT THERE.
EVEN THOUGH TRUMP RELEASED THAT "CONCESSION" VIDEO PROMISING A
SMOOTH TRANSITION AND TELLING THE RIOTERS TO GO HOME, MANY OF
HIS SUPPORTERS AREN'T BUYING IT. SOME ARE VERY ANGRY WITH HIM FOR
IT FOR GIVING UP, BUT A LOT OF THEM DON'T EVEN BELIEVE HE MADE
THE VIDEO. MANY IN THE Q AND PARLER CROWD
SAY THE VIDEO WAS A DEEP FAKE. LIKE HIS TAN.
AS IF, FIRST OF ALL, AS IF THE TECHNOLOGY IS THAT ADVANCED, BUT
SECONDLY, IF SOMEONE DID MAKE A FAKE VIDEO OF TRUMP AND RELEASED
IT ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT, WOULDN'T TRUMP OBJECT TO THAT?
YOU THINK HE'D KEEP QUIET? I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
>> HI. I'M DONALD TRUMP. I'VE GOT A BIG, SMELLY BUTT.
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME WASH MY BUTT?
>> Jimmy: THIS QANONSENSE REMINDS ME IN A LOT OF WAYS OF
SEASONS TWO AND THREE OF "LOST," WHEN EVERYONE WAS COMING UP WITH
CRAZY THEORIES, YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS FUN.
EVERYONE HAD THOUGHTS ABOUT WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON.
THEY WERE ALL ON A REALITY SHOW AND DIDN'T KNOW IT.
IT WAS PURGATORY. THE SMOKE MONSTER WAS A SWARM OF
TINY ROBOTS. PEOPLE WERE UNCOVERING HIDDEN
MESSAGES THAT WEREN'T EVEN
THERE. SOMETIMES THE GUYS WHO RAN THE
SHOW, DAMON LINDELOF AND CARLTON CUSE WERE LIKE, "UH, THAT'S
INTERESTING, BUT NO, THAT WASN'T A SATANIC PENTAGRAM.
THAT WAS A CARL'S JR. WRAPPER SOMEBODY FORGOT TO CLEAN UP ON
SET." THAT'S WHAT THIS Q‐ANON IS, LIKE
A BUILD YOUR OWN APOCALYPSE. SOMEONE PUTS SOMETHING OUT
THERE, SOMEONE ELSE ADDS TO IT, THROW IN A FEW FAKE DOCUMENTS,
CIRCULATE IT AROUND, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU HAVE A PIZZA PLACE
WHERE HILLARY CLINTON IS AT THE SODA MACHINE DRINKING CHILDREN'S
BLOOD. I MEAN, IMAGINE LOOKING AT THIS.
"DROP 2903 RIGHT ARROW
2+9=1103. AS IN 11/03 PARENTHESES ZERO
SLASH ELECTION DAY END PARENTHESES 11/03 + 21 DAYS =
11/24," AND THINKING, "WELL, THAT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS!"
AND THEN, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE BIG BIG BIG HAPPENINGS ABOUT TO
HAPPEN, NOTHING HAPPENS, BUT YOU KEEP RIGHT AT IT.
LIKE THOSE PROPHETS WHO PICK A DATE FOR THE END OF THE WORLD,
AND THEN THE WORLD DOESN'T END, SO THEY PICK ANOTHER DATE?
I GUESS GOING WITH THE FLOW IS EASIER TO SWALLOW THAN ADMITTING
THE GUY FROM "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE" WASN'T SO GOOD AT
BEING PRESIDENT. WHAT DOES SOMEONE DO WHEN THEY
WANT OUT OF THIS?
IS THERE A Q‐ANON‐ANONYMOUS? YOU KNOW, TAKING RANDOM NUMBERS
AND EXTRAPOLATING MADE‐UP STUFF FROM THEM ISN'T DIFFICULT.
EVERYBODY IN Q‐ANON ASSUMES THE MAGIC NUMBER IS 17 BECAUSE "Q"
IS THE 17th LETTER IN THE ALPHABET, AND "Q" FIRST SURFACED
IN THE YEAR 2017. SO WHENEVER DONALD TRUMP SAYS
"17," IT'S A CODED MESSAGE. BUT WHAT THEY'RE NOT TAKING INTO
CONSIDERATION IS THAT THE LETTER "Q" COMES FROM THE ANCIENT GREEK
LETTER "QOPPA." WHICH IS THE GREEK NUMERAL FOR
90. NOT 17. AND WHAT'S SIGNIFICANT ABOUT 90?
WELL, 1990 WAS THE YEAR DONALD TRUMP FIRST PUBLICLY
EXPRESSED AN INTEREST IN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN A PORNOGRAPHIC
MAGAZINE. 1990 WAS ALSO THE SAME YEAR THIS
PHOTO WAS TAKEN. THAT'S PRESIDENT‐ELECT, BUT NOT
REALLY, JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR. WITH THEN U. S. DEPUTY
ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR, WHO ARE SEEN HERE ENTERING INTO A
SECRET AGREEMENT TO BRING DOWN FUTURE PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL
DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FRIEND JEFFREY EPSTEIN, WHO BECAME
PALM BEACH NEIGHBORS IN WHAT YEAR? 1990!
AND WHAT WAS THE ADDRESS OF THE PLACE JEFFREY EPSTEIN BOUGHT?
358 EL BRILLO WAY. 358.
THE SECRET CALL SIGN AIR FORCE ONE USED, WHEN TRUMP MADE A
SURPRISE VISIT TO IRAQ OVER CHRISTMAS IN 2018.
Q‐ANON, THE FIRST MISSIVE FROM "Q" WAS POSTED TO AN ONLINE
MESSAGE BOARD CALLED 4CHAN. OVER TIME, "Q" MIGRATED TO
ANOTHER BOARD CALLED 8CHAN. 4CHAN AND THEN 8CHAN LEAD TO
JOHNNY CHAN. THE 10 TIME WORLD SERIES OF
POKER CHAMPION. HERE'S JOHNNY, MAKING A CAMEO IN
THE MOVIE "ROUNDERS." AND WHERE IS HE IN THIS SCENE?
AT DONALD TRUMP'S NOW BANKRUPTED TRUMP TAJ MAHAL CASINO.
AND WHO'S HE SITTING ACROSS FROM IN THIS SCENE?
THAT'S RIGHT, SATAN'S LAMEST AGENT, MATT DAMON.
NOW WE'RE GETTING INTO THE REAL EVIL, MATT DAMON.
SO YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST HERE.
TO RECAP, Q‐ANON IS "LOST," JUST
LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW IT. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. ALDIS HODGE IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JP SAX.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KYRA SEDGWICK.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MOVIE
"ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI," ALDIS HODGE IS WITH US.
THEN LATER, HIS SONG IS CALLED "A LITTLE BIT YOURS," MUSIC FROM
JP SAX. TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE SHOW,
BRYAN CRANSTON AND CARRIE COON, WITH MUSIC FROM BEACH BUNNY.
AND THURSDAY, KATE WINSLET,
JAVICIA LESLIE, AND MUSIC FROM FOO FIGHTERS.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY & GOLDEN GLOBE‐WINNING
PERSON WITH A NEW COMEDY SHOW. "CALL YOUR MOTHER" PREMIERES
TOMORROW AT 9:30 ON ABC, PLEASE SAY HELLO TO KYRA SEDGWICK.
HELLO, KYRA.
>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> I'M IN L. A. I'M IN L. A.?
AND WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND KEVIN RIGHT NOW?
>> HE IS IN NEW YORK, ACTUALLY, SHOOTING THE TV SHOW WITH ALDIS
HODGE.
>> Jimmy: OH, OH. HOW ABOUT THAT.
WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE ALREADY GETTING INTO THE DEGREES OF SEPARATION
HERE.
>> I KNOW. I'M SO HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: HOW'S THE SEPARATION BEEN? YOUR SEPARATION?
NOT THAT IT'S A SEPARATION SEPARATION.
BUT YOU GUYS WERE ON THE SHOW I THINK IN LIKE MAY TOGETHER?
AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVE RULES SET UP FOR COVID,
YOU'D COME UP WITH A FRAMEWORK TO LIVE BY?
>> CORONA RULES, YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I MEAN, IT KIND OF ‐‐ IT COULD BE OF ANYTHING FROM LIKE
MAKING THE BED TO NOT NECESSARILY GETTING DRESSED TO
CAKE IN THE MORNING. I GOT REALLY INTO MAKING THIS
POUND CAKE EVERY MORNING ‐‐ I MEAN, EVERY DAY.
I WOULD EAT THE POUND CAKE EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST. YOU KNOW.
SO THOSE KIND OF THINGS. YOU HAVE TO ‐‐ I MEAN, THERE'S
SO MANY THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO DO YOURSELF, RIGHT?
THAT YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS DOING.
>> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT? WHAT ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS
YOU'VE HAD TO DO?
>> WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S LITTLE THINGS LIKE COOKING. YOU KNOW.
24/7. LIKE THREE MEALS A DAY ALL THE
TIME.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND THEN CLEANING. ALL THE THINGS YOU'RE NOT SO
USED TO CLEANING. AND, YOU KNOW, THEN THERE'S LIKE
PERSONAL STUFF THAT STARTS TO HAPPEN.
LIKE YOUR HAIR GETS REALLY LONG, AND LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
USED TO HAVING THESE PROFESSIONALS TAKING CARE OF
YOUR OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW. HAIRCUTS AND FACIALS AND, YOU
KNOW, ALL THOSE FINE LADIES THAT DO ‐‐ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT
DO THAT KIND OF WORK. WE HAD TO DO FACIALS LIKE, DO
YOUR OWN PANTRY FACIAL. OATMEAL, MAYONNAISE, EGGS.
IT BECAME CLEAR AT ONE POINT TO ME, TO BOTH OF US, THAT, YOU
KNOW, I NEEDED A BIKINI LINE WAX.
>> Jimmy: OH!
>> SO, YOU KNOW. I KIND OF THOUGHT.
>> Jimmy: BREAK OUT THE OATMEAL.
>> YOU KNOW, BIKINI LINE WAXES, YOU KNOW ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I
THINK PART OF ME WAS LIKE, HOW HARD COULD IT BE? YOU KNOW.
I'VE WATCHED THESE AMAZING LADIES DO IT ALL THESE YEARS,
AND I'VE ALWAYS REALLY APPRECIATED THEM AND APPRECIATED
THEIR ATTENTION TO DETAIL. BUT, LIKE, I DIDN'T REALLY
THINK, YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE THAT HARD. SO ‐‐ YOU KNOW.
KEV, KEVIN IS LIKE INCREDIBLY HANDY.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
>> HE'S REALLY GOOD. HE'S REALLY GOOD ‐‐
>> Jimmy: GOOD WITH TOOLS AND STUFF.
>> AT A LOT OF THINGS, YEAH. AT EVERYTHING. LIKE IT'S WEIRD.
LIKE HE'S A GOOD COOK. AND HE KNOWS HOW TO FIX STUFF.
AND IF THINGS BREAK IN THE HOUSE, LIKE HE'S VERY HANDY.
SO WE KIND OF BOTH FIGURED, HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
SO I WENT ONLINE, I GOT THE BEST WAX KIT, WE LOOKED AT THE
DIRECTIONS. PUT THE STUFF IN THE HEATER.
I MEAN, IN THE MICROWAVE. MAKE SURE IT WASN'T TOO HOT.
YOU KNOW, I ASSUMED THE POSITION. AND, YOU KNOW ‐‐ SO WHAT YOU
HAVE TO DO IS YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, BRUSH THE HAIR LIKE AWAY FROM
THE WAY THAT THE GROWS. SO IT'S GROWING THIS WAY BUT YOU
HAVE TO BRUSH THE HAIR THIS WAY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PUTTING THE
WAX ON. AND THEN TAKING A PIECE OF
CLOTH, AND YOU PUT THE CLOTH ON THE WAX.
AND THEN YOU RIP IT REALLY HARD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT, "A," THE WAX IS NOT TOO
HOT, WHICH IT WASN'T, IT WAS FINE.
BUT ALSO YOU HAVE TO USE SMALL PIECES OF CLOTH.
BECAUSE IF YOU USE TOO BIG A PIECE OF CLOTH, IT'S JUST TOO
PAINFUL AND TOO HARD. I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS A
DISASTER, BUT ‐‐ LIKE THE FACT THAT WE DID NOT HAVE TO GO TO
THE EMERGENCY ROOM WAS JUST AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE.
AND THERE WERE MOMENTS WHERE I WAS LIKE, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW
TO DO THIS, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE'S LIKE, I DIDN'T SAY I KNEW HOW TO DO THIS, YOU SAID I KNEW
HOW TO DO THIS. I SAID, YOU'RE GOOD AT
EVERYTHING! HE SAID, I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS!
>> Jimmy: YOU FOUND THE ONE THING KEVIN'S NOT GOOD AT.
WHAT MADE HIM NOT GOOD AT IT, THOUGH? WAS THE HAIR ‐‐ WAS THAT
REMOVED? BOY, THAT'S A BIG GLASS, THE
BIGGEST GLASS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
>> FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU HAVE TO USE A SMALL PIECE OF CLOTH. IT WAS TOO BIG.
SO YOU'RE RIPPING OFF TOO MUCH HAIR AT ONE TIME AND IT'S
AGONIZING. IT'S AGONIZING, AND ALSO IF
YOU'RE NOT PULLING IT IN THE RIGHT DIRECTIONS, IT WON'T COME
OFF. LITERALLY, YOU ‐‐ YOU CANNOT PULL IT OFF.
WHAT I MEANT, WHEN YOU CAN'T PULL IT OFF, THAT'S WHEN YOU
NEED TO CALL ‐‐ THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO CALL 911.
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT CALL TO MAKE TO 911.
THEY PROBABLY GET CALLS LIKE THAT.
>> THEY PROBABLY DO.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S GOOD THAT KEVIN WENT TO ‐‐ BACK EAST AND
YOU'RE IN L. A., I GUESS.
>> ONLY I THINK THE FUNNY THING IS, RIGHT, LIKE I WOULD NEVER
SAY THIS TO ANYBODY EXCEPT FOR YOU, AND YOU KNOW ‐‐
>> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE WATCHING.
>> YEAH, RIGHT, EXACTLY. AND THE SECRET TO A HAPPY
MARRIAGE IS THAT YOU DON'T SPEND 24/7 TOGETHER, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THE AMAZING THING IS THAT, I MEAN ‐‐ AND
REALLY, A SURPRISE EVEN TO ME, THAT LIKE AFTER 32 YEARS, LIKE
HE ALWAYS WAKES UP BEFORE I DO IN THE MORNING AND I COME
DOWNSTAIRS DURING THIS COVID TIME AND I'M LIKE, HOW DID YOU
SLEEP? HOW HAS YOUR MORNING BEEN SO FAR?
I REALLY CARE. I REALLY WANT TO KNOW.
WHICH IS, LIKE, REALLY SURPRISING.
USUALLY YOU HAVE TO BRING STUFF IN FROM THE OUTSIDE IN A
RELATIONSHIP, YOU KNOW? BUT YOU'RE NOT BRINGING ANYTHING
FROM THE OUTSIDE INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SPEAKING OF BRINGING SOMETHING IN FROM THE
OUTSIDE, KEVIN DID BRING SOMETHING IN FROM THE OUTSIDE.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: HE SENT A PHOTOGRAPH. LET'S PUT THAT PHOTOGRAPH ON
SCREEN HERE. BECAUSE THIS WAS AN ANNIVERSARY
GIFT, OR THESE WERE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE VERY CHUBBY LITTLE GOATS.
>> AREN'T THEY AMAZING? AREN'T THEY THE CUTEST THINGS
EVER? THESE ARE PIGMY GOATS. THIS WAS MY ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
I'M REALLY TERRIBLE AT GIVING PRESENTS.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT BUT I'M TERRIBLE.
>> Jimmy: I'M VERY GOOD AT IT.
>> WE PROMISED EACH OTHER WE WEREN'T GOING TO GET THEM.
ARE YOU GOOD AT IT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> LIKE WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU GET?
>> Jimmy: GOATS. OWLS. YOU NAME IT.
IF IT LIVES IN A BARN, I'LL SEND IT TO YOUR HOUSE.
>> SO, YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
IT WAS A SURPRISE. HE TOOK ME DOWN TO THE BARN,
CLOSED MY EYES, I OPENED MY EYES, THERE WERE THESE TWO
INCREDIBLY ADORABLE PIGMY GOATS. AND THEY'RE SO CUTE.
AND ONE OF THEM HAS HORNS, AND ONE OF THEM DOESN'T.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED. LOUIS HAS HORNS.
HE SAID, YOU HAVE TO NAME THEM. AND I SAID, OH, GREAT, I GET TO
NAME THE GOATS. SO, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE HAD OUR
FIRST CHILD, YOU KNOW, YOU THINK ABOUT NAMES.
THE NAME WE BOTH LOVED IS MACON, MACON FOR A BOY.
YEAH. WE JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> WE JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> BUT THE GOAT, THE GOAT. SO IT'S MACON BACON.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> AND LOUIS BACON YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO USE MACON ON SOMEBODY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LUCKILY NOT A HUMAN BEING.
>> NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU.
A LOT OF TIMES ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS.
YOU PROBABLY DO. WHEN PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO
HAVE ‐‐ DON'T WANT TO MOW THEIR LAWN, THEY'LL RELEASE A COUPLE
OF GOATS ONTO THE LAND. THEN THE GOATS EAT THE GRASS.
AND IT'S LIKE A NATURAL WAY OF CUTTING THE GRASS.
MAYBE THINK ABOUT THAT FOR THE NEXT BIKINI WAX. JUST A THOUGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. KYRA SEDGWICK IS WITH US.
BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> IT'S YOUR MOM, CALL ME! FREDDIE, MOM, CALL ME.
FREDDIE, CALL ME BACK. FREDDIE, FREDDIE, FREDDIE,
FREDDIE? FREDDIE, FINALLY.
>> NOPE, IT'S NOT FREDDIE, JACKIE, YOUR GOOD CHILD.
>> OH, SHOOT.
>> Jimmy: KYRA SEDGE RICK IN "CALL YOUR MOTHER."
IT PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT 9:30 ON ABC. DID FREDDIE CALL?
>> NO, SHE SHOWS UP AT HIS APARTMENT, WITH HIS FAVORITE
SOCKS AND TOILET PAPER.
>> Jimmy: TELL US WHAT IS THE IDEA OF THE SHOW?
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING A SITCOM.
YOU'VE NOT DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE, RIGHT?
>> NO, NO. IT'S SO FUN. I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
EVEN IN COVID, WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE.
BUT WE WHEN YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I WAS SORT OF INSPIRED BY YOU,
BY GOING TO SEE KEVIN IN THAT "ALL IN THE FAMILY" HE DID, THAT
REBOOT THAT YOU PRODUCED.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> I JUST HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL ‐‐ HE HAD THE TIME OF
HIS LIFE, AND I WATCHED HIM HAVING A BALL.
THEN I ALSO, YOU KNOW, WAS THERE ON SHOW NIGHT, YOU KNOW, THE
AMAZING PAM FRYMAN DIRECTED IT, AND SHE DIRECTED OUR PILOT.
>> Jimmy: OH, GREAT.
>> YEAH. SO IT'S JUST ‐‐ IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
AND SO THE SHOW IS BASICALLY "CALL YOUR MOTHER," AND IT'S
ABOUT A MOM, AN EMPTY NESTER MOM, WHO MOVES HALFWAY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY BECAUSE SHE'S SURE THAT HER KIDS NEED HER, BUT
SHE'S ACTUALLY ALSO LIKE REALLY WANTING TO BE NEAR THEM.
SO SHE MOVES NEAR THEM, NOT WITH THEM, BUT NEAR THEM, AND IT'S
SORT OF LIKE ALL ABOUT LIKE HOW DO YOU PARENT ADULT CHILDREN?
AND HOW DO YOU ‐‐ HOW DO THEY HAVE YOU IN THEIR LIFE AND
YOU'RE IN THEIR LIFE AND THAT WEIRD DANCE WITH ADULT CHILDREN?
YOU HAVE ONE ADULT CHILD, RIGHT?
>> HAVE TWO ADULT CHILDREN AND TWO LITTLE ONES.
YOU HAVE TWO ADULT CHILDREN?
>> TWO ADULT CHILDREN. 30 AND 28. AND IT'S HARD.
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE SO WEIRD. IT'S LIKE SO WEIRD, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY CALLING SOMEONE AN ADULT CHILD. BUT YEAH.
MINE, MY CARR KATIE IS 29, MY SON KEVIN IS 27.
>> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE ADULTS, YOU KNOW?
WHAT CAN YOU DO, YOU CAN ONLY TELL THEM TO DO SO MUCH.
>> EXACTLY. AND MOST OF THE TIME YOU JUST
SHUT AND UP SAY NOTHING. THEN THEY WANT YOU TO HANG
AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
>> Jimmy: DO THEY CALL YOU? IS THE TITLE OF THE SHOW
SOMETHING THAT RESONATED WITH YOU?
>> MY SON HARDLY EVER CALLS AMERICA BUT HE PICKS UP WHEN I
CALL, WHICH AS WIN FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> SO SEE, YEAH. SOSIE WILL CALL, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, AT LEAST YOU GOT ONE.
HEY, YOU KNOW, I ALSO WANTED TO MENTION THAT YOU AND KEVIN MADE
A SHORT FILM WHILE YOU WERE COOPED UP.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: WHO WROTE THE FILM? YOU WROTE THE FILM?
>> I WROTE THE FILM. I WROTE THE FILM, AND YOU KNOW,
WE DID IT ALL TOGETHER FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW, BASICALLY.
WE JUST DID IT TO DO SOMETHING. I MEAN, I THINK, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
ALL LOOKING FOR STUFF TO DO. SO YEAH, I WROTE THIS LIKE WEIRD
LITTLE STORY ABOUT TWO PEOPLE, AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S ALONE, HE'S
ALONE, THERE'S JUST A COUPLE SCENES WITH THE TWO OF THEM
TOGETHER. WE SHOT IT ALL ON AN iPHONE.
YOU KNOW, BOUGHT LIKE CRAPPY LIGHTS ONLINE.
DID THE PRODUCTION DESIGN, DID THE COSTUME DESIGN, WE DID
EVERYTHING TOGETHER. AND, YOU KNOW, I SHOT HIS STUFF,
HE SHOT MY STUFF. YOU KNOW, IT'S ‐‐ I MEAN, I KNOW
YOU WORK WITH YOUR WIFE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE ‐‐ IT'S PRETTY
AMAZING WHEN YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE
PATTING YOURSELF ON THE BACK LIKE, GOING, GOD, THIS IS GREAT,
IT'S A MARRIAGE, PROBLEM SOLVING AND FIGURING THINGS OUT TOGETHER
AND COMPROMISING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU COMPROMISE, THOUGH?
TYPICALLY YOU'VE GOT A DIRECTOR, AND THAT'S IT, THE DIRECTOR'S IN
CHARGE. WERE YOU THE DIRECTOR?
>> NO, NO. WE WERE BOTH THE DIRECTOR.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> WHEN HE WAS ON CAMERA, I WAS DIRECTING HIM, AND VICE VERSA.
AND IT WENT GREAT. UNTIL WE GOT TO THE EDIT.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> AND THE EDIT, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I JUST ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED
TO CUT STUFF. AND, YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO, YOU
KNOW ‐‐ I'M LIKE A LESS IS MORE KIND OF PERSON.
SO I'D LIKE TO GO IN THERE WITH THE SCISSORS, YOU KNOW.
SO I WANTED TO CUT, LIKE, A LOT OF HIS STUFF.
AND HE DIDN'T REALLY LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> HE'S LIKE, WHY ARE YOU CULLING ALL MY GREAT STUFF?
I'M LIKE, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU RUB YOUR FACE, THEN
YOU KIND OF STRETCH, THEN YOU RUB YOUR FACE THEN, THEN YOU
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND YOU LOOK SAD ‐‐ I'M LIKE, WE GOT IT,
YOU'RE SAD AND YOU'RE WAKING UP!
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE LEAST HE COULD ALLOW AFTER THAT HORRIBLE
THING HE DID TO YOU WITH THE WAX. WELL, THEN WHAT IS THE TITLE OF
THE SHORT FILM?
>> IT'S CALLED "UNTIL."
>> Jimmy: "UNTIL," ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A GHOST STORY.
WE HAVE A LITTLE ‐‐ WE HAVE A CEMETERY NEXT DOOR TO OUR PLACE
IN CONNECTICUT. WE ACTUALLY SHOT IN THE CEMETERY.
IT'S GOOD. YOU KNOW ‐‐
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. WOW. WELL, YOU MUST NOT ‐‐ I GUESS
YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF GHOSTS I GUESS IS THE MESSAGE FROM THE
FACT THAT YOU BOUGHT A PLACE NEXT TO A CEMETERY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. AND HE'S BARELY IN IT, SO IT'S
REALLY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: "CALL YOUR MOTHER" IS THE NEW SHOW, IT PREMIERES
TOMORROW NIGHT, 9:30 ON ABC. KYRA SEDGWICK, THANKS.
TELL KEVIN I SAID HELLO. WE'LL BE BACK WITH ALDIS HODGE.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM JP SAX IS ON THE WAY.
YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM THE MOVIE "THE INVISIBLE MAN," HE
WAS THE GUY YOU COULD SEE, NOW HE STEPS INTO THE CLEATS OF
FOOTBALL LEGEND JIM BROWN IN "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI," IN
THEATRES NOW AND COMING TO AMAZON PRIME VIDEO FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME ALDIS HODGE.
HI, ALDIS, HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? I'M FANTASTIC, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC IN THIS MOVIE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
THE MOVIE ITSELF WAS FANTASTIC AS WELL.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT, MAN. REGINA DID A WONDER OF A JOB,
MAN, SHE'S INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S INTERESTING TO SEE YOU, TO TALK
TO YOU RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE YOU HAD JUST A TOTALLY DIFFERENT AIR
AS JIM BROWN. WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING THIS.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: BADASS MAN THAT HE WAS.
>> YEAH, MAN. I MEAN, LIKE HE'S STILL COOL,
YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL GOT THAT VIBE.
IT WAS AWESOME DIGGING INTO THE RESEARCH TO FIGURE OUT WHO HE
WAS IN THIS PARTICULAR ERA BACK IN THE '60s.
THE '60s HAD A DIFFERENT VIBE. AND YOUNG JIM, MAN, HE WAS A
TOTAL FORCE, MAN. THAT BROTHER WAS SMART,
INTELLIGENT. IT WAS FANTASTIC GETTING INTO
HIS MINDSET.
>> Jimmy: AND HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST ATHLETES TO MAKE THE JUMP
TO DOING MOVIES, REALLY. I MEAN, MAYBE THE FIRST.
I'M NOT SURE.
>> YEAH, HE SET THE TONE.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU PREPARE? I DO WANT TO MENTION, THE MOVIE,
WELL, MOST PEOPLE HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
BUT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A NIGHT, A REAL NIGHT, AFTER AN ALI
FIGHT, HE WON THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.
MUHAMMAD ALI, JIM BROWN, NOT JAMES BROWN, JIM BROWN.
IT WAS CASSIUS CLAY AT THE TIME, HE WASN'T MUHAMMAD ALI YET.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SAM COOK AND ‐‐ WHO AM I MISSING? OH, MALCOLM X.
>> THAT'S IT.
>> Jimmy: GOT TOGETHER FOR A PARTY THAT WASN'T A WHOLE LOT OF
FUN. BUT IT IS SO INTERESTING TO WATCH.
AND YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT WHEN I SAW THE
MOVIE. I JUST KNEW REGINA KING HAD
DIRECTED IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I WAS REALLY SHOCKED WHEN I WENT BACK AND
LOOKED IT UP AND SAW THAT THIS REALLY HAPPENED, THESE GUYS
REALLY WERE FRIENDS.
>> YEAH, MAN, YEAH. I THINK ‐‐ I THINK MALCOLM KIND
OF LIKE CATFISHED EVERYBODY. LIKE, COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A FIGHT, LET'S CELEBRATE AFTER.
THEY GET THERE AND HAVE THIS REAL CONVERSATION ABOUT MORALS
AND ETHICS AND PURPOSE AND WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THEIR
COMMUNITY. NO, IT'S FANTASTIC. BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT THEY
REALLY HAD ‐‐ DIVING INTO THE IDEA OF HOW IT KIND OF CAME OUT,
WHAT MAY HAVE OCCURRED, WAS ‐‐ TALK ABOUT AN EDUCATION.
AND DOING THE RESEARCH ON JIM, LEARNING WHAT HE DID, YOU KNOW.
WE KNOW ABOUT THE FOOTBALL, WE KNOW ABOUT THE FILM WORK.
THE ACTIVISM, THE BUSINESS ACUMEN, UNDERSTANDING WHERE HE
WAS DURING THIS TRANSITION FROM CAREER TO CAREER, TO TAKE
CONTROL OF HIS OWN VALUE. AND THEN A COUPLE OF YEARS
LATER, HE STARTS A BLACK ECONOMIC UNION BECAUSE HE
UNDERSTANDS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO EDUCATE THE COMMUNITY, BLACK
COMMUNITY, ABOUT ECONOMICS AND TAKING CONTROL OF OUR OWN VALUE.
THE BROTHER WAS SMART. HE WAS WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIME.
SO IT WAS REALLY IMPRESS SGLIF HAS HE SEEN THE FILM?
>> I HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET HIM IN THE FLESH, TO
MEET HIM YET, BUT I HEARD THAT HE HAS SEEN THE FILM.
AND I HEARD THAT HE DID LIKE THE FILM, HE APPROVES, HE'S HAPPY
WITH THE PERFORMANCE. AND I'M JUST LIKE, COOL, I'M
GOOD, I'M GOOD. YOU KNOW, I AIN'T GOING TO RUN
UP ON HIM, RUN UP PUTTING HANDS ON ME, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
BECAUSE HE'S STILL GOT IT, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OH YEAH. HE'S A BIG MAN.
YOU'RE ALSO, AND THIS IS EXCITING, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY
HAWKEYE ‐‐ NO, HAWKMAN, NOT HAWKEYE.
>> THAT'S THE OTHER COMPANY, YEAH. NO, HAWKMAN.
>> Jimmy: HAWKEYE IS THE WORST CHARACTER ANYWAY, ALL HE DOES IS
SHOOT A BOW AND ARROW. HAWKMAN GETS TO FLY.
YOU'RE PLAYING HAWKMAN IN THE BLACK ATOM MOVIE THAT DUANE THE
ROCK JOHNSON IS STARRING IN.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN PRODUCING THAT TOO, RIGHT?
HE'S KIND OF IN CHARGE OF THAT.
>> YEAH, HE'S PRODUCING.
>> Jimmy: WHO TELLS YOU YOU'RE HAWKMAN, HOW DO YOU GET THAT
NEWS?
>> I GOT THE NEWS FROM "THE ROCK."
IT'S LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY, AND YOU KNOW, IT WAS
WEIRD FOR ME. AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME,
SOMEBODY HAD BEEN CALLING MY PHONE EARLIER THIS YEAR PLAYING
ON MY PHONE, PRETENDING TO BE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS ME, THAT WAS ME.
>> THAT WAS ME, YEAH. I HAD TO TRACK, I KNEW ‐‐ THEY
SAID IT WAS JIMMY SOMETHING, JIMMY. I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
SO I GET THIS RANDOM CALL, RIGHT? GRANTED, I'M ON DAY 15 OF MY
QUARANTINE OR WHATEVER. LOSING MY MIND.
THIS RANDOM CALL COMES THROUGH. HEY, THIS IS DWAYNE JOHNSON.
FOR ALDIS HODGE. MAN, GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS
MESS. YOU KNOW? I SAID SOME COLORFUL WORDS.
HE'S LIKE, NO, NO, REALLY, IT'S ME, IT'S D. J.
I SAID, BRO, STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR
THIS, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AFTER A LITTLE BIT OF TALKING I'M LIKE, ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
ACTUALLY HIM. BASICALLY, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
LOST MY JOB BECAUSE I ALMOST HUNG UP ON "THE ROCK."
BUT HE KEEPS TALKING. I'M THINKING, ALL RIGHT, HE'S
TELLING ME THAT HE CALLED TO TELL ME THAT I DIDN'T GET THE
JOB. I'M THINKING IT'S ONE OF THOSE,
HEY, GREAT EFFORT, LOVED YOUR TAPE, UNFORTUNATELY WE'RE GOING
A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. I'M LIKE, I'M PREPARED FOR THIS.
BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SAYS, "WELCOME TO BLACK ATOM."
AND I TOOK A MOMENT. I SAID, OH. HOLD ON ONE SECOND, BRUH.
I PUT THE PHONE DOWN, RIGHT? YES! WHOO! PICK THE PHONE BACK UP.
MAN, WOW, THIS IS GREAT, AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M PRETTY SURE HE COULD HEAR ME. HE HEARD ME.
>> Jimmy: CELEBRATING, YEAH. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> IT'S COOL.
>> Jimmy: ENTHUSIASM NEVER BOTHER ANYBODY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, HE HEARD ME.
>> Jimmy: WERE ALLOWED TO TELL ANYBODY OR DID YOU HAVE TO KEEP
IT SECRET?
>> I KEPT IT REAL COOL. I HAD TO KEEP IT SECRET BUT I
COULD TELL MY TEAM. I SIT THERE AND I HIT MY FAMILY.
I TOLD IT RIGHT. I'M GOING TO TELL MY MAMA.
YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO TELL MY MAMA. SO, YOU KNOW, I HIT MY FAM,
SISTER, BROTHER, BRIANA, EDWIN. THEN TELL THE NEWS, DROP IT ON
HER. SHE JUST BURST INTO TEARS, MAN.
HER, SHE'S CRYING. MY SISTER, CRYING.
EVERYBODY HAPPY. JUST BECAUSE LIKE MY FAMILY,
WE'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS OVER 30 YEARS.
MY BROTHER, EDWIN, HE'S AN ACTOR, HE'S GOT "TOMORROW WAR"
COMING OUT JULY 23rd. WE'VE BEEN IN THE HUSTLE
TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> FOR NEWS LIKE THIS, FOR US, IS INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> WE GET TO CELEBRATE IT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE HUSTLED FOR
THIS TOGETHER. IT WAS AMAZING TO REALLY BE ABLE
TO WATCH MY MOM TAKE THAT IN, ENJOY IT, BECAUSE SHE MADE A LOT
OF SACRIFICES AND SHE DESERVES TO TAKE A LITTLE WEIGHT OFF HER
BACK AND RELAX AND ENJOY IT FOR HERSELF, YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: WELL DONE, HAWKMAN. SHE CAN BE HAWKMOM NOW.
>> SHE'S HAWKMAMA NOW, SHE'S HAWKMAMA.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THIS SUCCESS.
THE MOVIE IS CALLED "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI," IN THEATERS NOW, ON
AMAZON PRIME VIDEO ON FRIDAY. ALDIS HODGE, EVERYBODY.
THANKS, ALDIS. WE'LL BE BACK WITH JP SAX.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL ALREADY CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: THANKS TO KYRA SEDGWICK AND ALDIS HODGE.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,
PLAYING THE SONG "A LITTLE BIT YOURS," JP SAX!
♪
♪ YOU FOUND SOMEONE NEW
BEFORE ME AND YOU DIDN'T TRY NEARLY AS HARD ♪
♪ AND MAYBE
THAT'S THE PROBLEM I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT ♪
♪ AWAY FROM YOU
WITHOUT GIVING SOMEONE ELSE MY HEART
ALL I DO ♪
♪ IS GET OVER YOU
AND I'M STILL SO BAD AT IT I LET MYSELF WANT YOU ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF TRY
I LET MYSELF FALL BACK INTO YOUR EYES
I LET MYSELF WANT YOU ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF HOPE
I LET MYSELF FEEL THINGS I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE ♪
♪ BUT I'M STILL
A LITTLE BIT YOURS MAYBE IF I SAID
THE RIGHT THING ♪
♪ IT NEVER WOULDA
GONE THIS WAY AND MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM ♪
♪ CUZ I STILL KINDA THINK
IT WAS UP TO ME
WHEN I NEVER COULDA MADE YOU STAY ALL I DO ♪
♪ IS GET OVER YOU
AND I'M STILL SO BAD AT IT I LET MYSELF WANT YOU
I LET MYSELF TRY ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF FALL BACK
INTO YOUR EYES I LET MYSELF WANT YOU
I LET MYSELF HOPE ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF FEEL THINGS
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE
BUT I'M STILL ♪
♪ A LITTLE BIT YOURS
YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE BUT I'M STILL
A LITTLE BIT YOURS ♪
♪ ALL I DO
IS GET OVER YOU
AND I'M STILL SO BAD AT IT ♪
♪ WE OUTGREW
THE LOVE WE KNEW
BUT I STILL WISH I HAD IT I LET MYSELF WANT YOU ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF TRY
I LET MYSELF FALL BACK INTO YOUR EYES
I LET MYSELF WANT YOU ♪
♪ I LET MYSELF HOPE
I LET MYSELF FEEL THINGS I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE ♪
♪ BUT I'M STILL
A LITTLE BIT YOURS YOU'RE NOT MINE ANYMORE
BUT I'M STILL ♪
♪ A LITTLE BIT YOURS