1 00:00:11,599 --> 00:00:12,587 ♪ 2 00:00:12,587 --> 00:00:13,614 >> BADABA, BADABA, BADABA 3 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:21,399 "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." BACK AT HOME. I'M JIMMY. 4 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:22,800 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,935 A SPECIAL SHOUT‐OUT TO THOSE OF YOU WATCHING FROM OTHER 6 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:25,002 COUNTRIES ON YOUTUBE. ENJOYING OUR COMEUPPANCE FROM 7 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:29,841 AFAR. OH, I KNOW YOU ARE! AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. 8 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:33,211 WE HAD IT COMING. HERE IN THE "UNITED" STATES. 9 00:00:33,211 --> 00:00:34,345 WE ARE ON CHAPTER 11 OF DONALD TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY. 10 00:00:34,345 --> 00:00:36,113 YES, SOMEHOW, HE'S STILL PRESIDENT. 11 00:00:36,113 --> 00:00:40,651 BUT WITH ONLY NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE, TRUMP COULD VERY WELL 12 00:00:40,651 --> 00:00:43,721 MAKE HISTORY, BECOMING THE FIRST U.S. PRESIDENT TO GET IMPEACHED 13 00:00:43,721 --> 00:00:46,057 TWICE. DEMOCRATS INTEND TO CHARGE TRUMP 14 00:00:46,057 --> 00:00:49,660 WITH "INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION." 15 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:51,629 THE PLAN, ACCORDING TO SPEAKER PELOSI, IS TO GIVE MIKE PENCE 16 00:00:51,629 --> 00:00:56,801 ONE LAST CHANCE TO INVOKE THE 25TH AMENDMENT, AND IF HE 17 00:00:56,801 --> 00:00:58,769 DOESN'T, WHICH HE WON'T, THEY'LL MOVE TO IMPEACH ON WEDNESDAY. 18 00:00:58,769 --> 00:01:02,440 PENCE HAS REPORTEDLY SAID PRIVATELY THAT HE'D CONSIDER 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,675 INVOKING THE 25TH IF TRUMP BECOMES "MORE UNSTABLE." 20 00:01:04,675 --> 00:01:08,446 MORE UNSTABLE? THAT'S LIKE NOAH SAYING, "IF 21 00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:10,448 THIS RAIN GETS ANY WORSE, I MIGHT HAVE TO BUILD AN ARK." 22 00:01:10,448 --> 00:01:14,485 THERE IS BAD BLOOD IN THE WEST WING RIGHT NOW. 23 00:01:14,485 --> 00:01:20,758 TRUMP HAD REPORTEDLY STILL NOT CHECKED ON PENCE, WHO HIS MOB 24 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:21,692 WANTED TO HANG WHEN THEY STORMED THE CAPITOL. 25 00:01:21,692 --> 00:01:25,229 THEY WANTED TO HANG HIS VICE PRESIDENT AND TRUMP IS LIKE 26 00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:28,633 "THANK YOU. WE LOVE YOU. WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?" 27 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:30,468 POTUS AND V‐POTUS HAD NOT SPOKEN SINCE WEDNESDAY. 28 00:01:30,468 --> 00:01:32,703 THEY FINALLY MET AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY. 29 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:36,908 ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIAL REPORT, "THE TWO HAD A GOOD 30 00:01:36,908 --> 00:01:39,076 CONVERSATION, DISCUSSING THE WEEK AHEAD AND REFLECTING ON THE 31 00:01:39,076 --> 00:01:41,512 LAST FOUR YEARS OF THE ADMINISTRATION'S WORK AND 32 00:01:41,512 --> 00:01:45,149 ACCOMPLISHMENTS." RIGHT. I'M SURE THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT 33 00:01:45,149 --> 00:01:50,121 WENT. THINGS HAVE GOTTEN SO TENSE, 34 00:01:50,121 --> 00:01:52,089 BETWEEN THEM TRUMP HAS STARTED CALLING PENCE 35 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:53,958 "MELANIA." AND MELANIA, SHE'S SOMETHING 36 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:57,295 ELSE TOO. THIS MORNING, MELANIA TRUMP 37 00:01:57,295 --> 00:01:59,130 FINALLY ISSUED A STATEMENT, EXPRESSING HER SYMPATHY FOR THE 38 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:02,500 REAL VICTIM OF THE EVENTS OF LAST WEEK, MELANIA TRUMP. 39 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,269 "I AM DISAPPOINTED AND DISHEARTENED WITH WHAT HAPPENED 40 00:02:05,269 --> 00:02:06,971 LAST WEEK. I FIND IT SHAMEFUL THAT 41 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:10,775 SURROUNDING THESE TRAGIC EVENTS THERE HAS BEEN SALACIOUS GOSSIP, 42 00:02:10,775 --> 00:02:14,478 UNWARRANTED PERSONAL ATTACKS, AND FALSE MISLEADING ACCUSATIONS 43 00:02:14,478 --> 00:02:18,482 ON ME, FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING TO BE RELEVANT AND HAVE 44 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:20,084 AN AGENDA." WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 45 00:02:20,084 --> 00:02:25,423 SALACIOUS GOSSIP SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT NOW I'M DEFINITELY 46 00:02:25,423 --> 00:02:28,626 GONNA GOOGLE IT TO FIND OUT. DURING THE INSURRECTION, MELANIA 47 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,661 WAS REPORTEDLY DOING A PHOTO SHOOT FOR A COFFEE TABLE BOOK 48 00:02:30,661 --> 00:02:33,965 ABOUT FURNITURE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 49 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,634 SHE KEPT THE SHOOT GOING AS THESE NUTS WERE KICKING IN DOORS 50 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:39,036 AT THE CAPITOL. BECAUSE SHE WANTS HER BOOK TO BE 51 00:02:39,036 --> 00:02:40,404 BEST. BUT MELANIA SAYS THIS IS THE 52 00:02:40,404 --> 00:02:46,444 TIME FOR HEALING, NOT DIVISION. 53 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:50,047 THAT'S A TALKING POINT A LOT OF THESE COMPLICIT REPUBLICANS ARE 54 00:02:50,047 --> 00:02:52,583 SPEWING NOW. AND HEY, I'M ALL FOR HEALING, 55 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:55,553 BUT BEFORE WE HEAL, WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THE SURGERY IS 56 00:02:55,553 --> 00:02:57,655 FINISHED. THERE'S STILL A LARGE CANCEROUS 57 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:02,493 TUMOR THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED. MANY HAVE NOTICED THAT MELANIA'S 58 00:03:02,493 --> 00:03:05,196 STATEMENT APPEARED TO COPY THE WORDING OF AN EARLIER SPEECH SHE 59 00:03:05,196 --> 00:03:08,199 GAVE AT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION IN AUGUST. 60 00:03:08,199 --> 00:03:13,037 THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID THEN. "THE COMMON THREAD IN ALL OF 61 00:03:13,037 --> 00:03:15,573 THESE CHALLENGING SITUATIONS IS THE UNWAVERING RESOLVE TO HELP 62 00:03:15,573 --> 00:03:18,843 ONE ANOTHER." AND THIS WAS TODAY. "THE COMMON THREAD IN ALL OF 63 00:03:18,843 --> 00:03:22,013 THESE CHALLENGING SITUATIONS IS AMERICAN'S UNWAVERING RESOLVE TO 64 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:28,185 HELP ONE ANOTHER." SO AT LEAST NOW SHE'S ONLY 65 00:03:28,185 --> 00:03:30,488 PLAGIARIZING HERSELF. THAT'S PROGRESS, RIGHT? 66 00:03:30,488 --> 00:03:32,757 IN CONGRESS, REPUBLICANS ARE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO 67 00:03:32,757 --> 00:03:34,925 STAVE OFF ANOTHER IMPEACHMENT VOTE. 68 00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:38,496 THEY DO NOT WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD FOR THIS ONE. 69 00:03:38,496 --> 00:03:41,732 SEVERAL OF THEM ARE SAYING NINE DAYS ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO HOLD 70 00:03:41,732 --> 00:03:46,170 IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. AND THEY'VE GOT A POINT. 71 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:49,240 USUALLY WHEN THE SENATE TRIES TO RAM SOMETHING THROUGH THAT 72 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,741 QUICKLY, IT'S A CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. 73 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:53,711 THE HOUSE WILL VOTE TO IMPEACH ON WEDNESDAY, BUT THE SENATE 74 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,513 MIGHT NOT HAVE A TRIAL FOR MONTHS. 75 00:03:55,513 --> 00:04:01,118 AND SOME, LIKE SENATOR ROY BLUNT OF MISSOURI, THINK THERE'S NO 76 00:04:01,118 --> 00:04:04,555 NEED TO IMPEACH TRUMP BECAUSE HE'LL PROBABLY NEVER, EVER DO 77 00:04:04,555 --> 00:04:10,428 ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. RIGHT. NEXT TIME, HE'LL STICK HIS HEAD 78 00:04:10,428 --> 00:04:15,232 >> ARE REPUBLICAN LEADERS GOING TO HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE. 79 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:18,936 >> WELL I THINK THE PRESIDENT SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL OVER THE 80 00:04:18,936 --> 00:04:21,839 NEXT TEN DAYS THAT HIS BEHAVIOR IS WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM THE 81 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,009 LEADER OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 82 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:30,281 NOW MY PERSONAL VIEW IS THE PRESIDENT TOUCHED THE HOT STOVE 83 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:34,752 ON WEDNESDAY AND UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN. 84 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:41,826 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH, NEXT TIME HE'S GO FOCUS STICK HIS HEAD 85 00:04:41,826 --> 00:04:44,862 IN THE MICROWAVE. HE'S UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN. 86 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:46,330 RIGHT. THAT'S HOW TODDLERS DO IT. PERSONALLY, I DON'T THINK WE 87 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:47,131 SHOULD IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT TWICE. 88 00:04:47,131 --> 00:04:48,032 I THINK WE SHOULD IMPEACH HIM THREE TIMES. 89 00:04:48,032 --> 00:04:50,201 JUST TO MAKE SURE IT STICKS. AND WHILE WE'RE DISCUSSING THE 90 00:04:50,201 --> 00:04:52,870 25TH AMENDMENT, HOW ABOUT DUSTING OFF NUMBER 14? 91 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:58,409 THAT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS "NO PERSON SHALL HOLD ANY OFFICE" 92 00:04:58,409 --> 00:05:01,445 IF, AS A MEMBER OF CONGRESS, THEY "SHALL HAVE ENGAGED IN 93 00:05:01,445 --> 00:05:03,280 INSURRECTION OR REBELLION AGAINST THE SAME OR GIVEN AID OR 94 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:08,519 COMFORT TO THE ENEMIES THEREOF." AID OR COMFORT TO THE ENEMIES 95 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:10,488 THEREOF ‐‐ YOU MEAN LIKE JOSH HAWLEY? 96 00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:14,492 THE SENATOR FROM MISSOURI, GIVING THE UNIVERSAL "AID AND 97 00:05:14,492 --> 00:05:16,060 COMFORT" SIGN TO THE FRIENDLY FOLKS WHO KILLED A POLICE 98 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:19,730 OFFICER TRYING TO GET TO NANCY PELOSI'S POST‐ITS? 99 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,967 LIKE THAT? IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED US 100 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:25,503 HOW DONALD TRUMP WOULD REACT TO LOSING AN ELECTION. 101 00:05:25,503 --> 00:05:30,674 IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD SEEN THIS COMING. 102 00:05:30,674 --> 00:05:37,248 >> HE LOST THE IOWA CAUCUS HE LOST THE IF REPUBLICAN PRIMARY 103 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:41,051 WAS AGAINST HIM AND TRUMP UNIVERSITY GETS SUED FOR FRAUD 104 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:45,589 AND RACKETEERING HE CLAIMS THE COURT SYSTEM AND FEDERAL JUDGE 105 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:49,560 IS RIGGED AGAINST HIM. THERE WAS A TIME HE DIDN'T GET 106 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,898 AN EMMY FOR HIS TV PROGRAM FOR THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND STARTED 107 00:05:53,898 --> 00:05:58,769 SHOOTING THE EMMY'S WERE AGAINST HIM. THIS IS A MINDSET. 108 00:05:58,769 --> 00:06:01,338 THIS IS HOW DONALD THINKS. 109 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:03,440 >> SHE'S SMART. THAT LADSY SHOULD RUN FOR 110 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:09,580 PRESIDENT. YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM AN EMMY. 111 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:10,481 MAYBE WE NEED TO ENTICE HIM OUT OF OFFICE. 112 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:11,749 DO YOU THINK HE'D RESIGN IF HBO OFFERED HIM THE PART OF SAMANTHA 113 00:06:11,749 --> 00:06:13,417 IN THE NEW "SEX AND THE CITY?" IT'S WORTH A TRY. 114 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:15,953 A LOT OF HIS CABINET AND STAFF HAS RESIGNED. 115 00:06:15,953 --> 00:06:17,154 BUT SOME OF THEM ARE STANDING BY THEIR MAN DURING THIS VERY 116 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:20,958 SENSITIVE TIME FOR HIM EMOTIONALLY. 117 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:27,998 >> WITH THE SOCIAL MEDIA CRACK DOWN DOES HE FEEL EMASCULATED AS 118 00:06:27,998 --> 00:06:28,799 HEADS OUT OF OFFICE. 119 00:06:28,799 --> 00:06:36,707 >> LOOK, I WOULDN'T SAY EMASCULATED THE MOST MASCULINE 120 00:06:36,707 --> 00:06:41,412 PERSON TO HOLD PRESIDENCY IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 121 00:06:41,412 --> 00:06:42,746 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, HE'S SO MASCULINE SOMETIMES I'M 122 00:06:42,746 --> 00:06:43,847 NOT ABLE TO STAND UP. I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM DANCE 123 00:06:43,847 --> 00:06:44,715 TO "YMCA?" WHERE DO THESE GUYS COME FROM? 124 00:06:44,715 --> 00:06:45,716 AND WHY CAN'T I FIND ONE OF THEM TO WORK FOR ME? 125 00:06:45,716 --> 00:06:48,552 AT ONE POINT ON FRIDAY, TRUMP IS REPORTED TO HAVE YELLED "I AM 126 00:06:48,552 --> 00:06:52,623 NOT GOING TO RESIGN!" HE'S PLANNING TO SPEND HIS LAST 127 00:06:52,623 --> 00:06:55,960 WEEK ON THE JOB, TAKING A VICTORY LAP TO CELEBRATE HIS 128 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,028 IMAGINED ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HE'S HEADED TO THE BORDER 129 00:06:58,028 --> 00:07:01,198 TOMORROW TO SHOW OFF SOME OF THAT WALL MEXICO NEVER PAID FOR. 130 00:07:01,198 --> 00:07:05,903 AND IN THE MEANTIME, HIS OFFICIAL SCHEDULE IS ROBUST. 131 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,471 "PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE 132 00:07:07,471 --> 00:07:08,839 IN THE EVENING. HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE 133 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,109 MANY MEETINGS." THAT'S WHAT I SAY WHEN MY KIDS 134 00:07:12,109 --> 00:07:13,811 KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR. "I HAVE MANY CALLS AND MEETINGS 135 00:07:13,811 --> 00:07:20,951 IN HERE!" ACCORDING TO THE FBI ARMED 136 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:25,556 PROTESTS ARE BEING PLANNED AT THE CAPITAL OF ALL 50 STATES 137 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:29,059 FROM JANUARY 16th TO INAUGURATION DAY AND FBI REPORTS 138 00:07:29,059 --> 00:07:34,965 THAT THE "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" GRABBERS MAY STORM THE U. S. 139 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:37,034 CAPITOL TOO. WE'VE BEEN GETTING MORE DETAILS 140 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:40,971 ABOUT THE STORM TRUMPERS, SOME HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND SOME 141 00:07:40,971 --> 00:07:44,575 BROUGHT ALONG A PLUS ONE. INCLUDING THIS GUY. 142 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:47,444 INFAMOUSLY PICTURED IN PARAMILITARY GEAR, HE SHOWED UP 143 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:52,483 WITH A BUNCH OF ZIP TIES AND HIS 144 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:58,656 MOM. I GUESS HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIVE HIM HOME. MY GOD. 145 00:07:58,656 --> 00:07:59,857 I'D BE SO EMBARRASSED IF MY MOM SAW ME WITH AN INSURRECTION. 146 00:07:59,857 --> 00:08:01,058 REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NORMAN BATES AND HIS MOTHER 147 00:08:01,058 --> 00:08:02,293 NEVER LEFT THE MOTEL? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE 148 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:04,962 APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREASON. 149 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:08,499 THE MAGAVENGERS WERE IN FULL FORCE AT TWITTER HEADQUARTERS 150 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:10,467 TODAY, ON BEHALF OF THEIR DEAR MISLEADER. 151 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,670 IT'S BEEN UNUSUALLY QUIET OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE 152 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:17,007 DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN BANNED FROM TWITTER. PERMANENTLY. 153 00:08:17,007 --> 00:08:18,309 WHICH, I HAVE TO SAY, THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN DONALD TRUMP 154 00:08:18,309 --> 00:08:22,446 TWEETING IS DONALD TRUMP NOT TWEETING. 155 00:08:22,446 --> 00:08:24,181 IT WAS A WAY FOR US TO KNOW WHERE HE WAS, LIKE WHEN THEY PUT 156 00:08:24,181 --> 00:08:27,618 A BELL ON A COW. TRUMP'S ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED ON 157 00:08:27,618 --> 00:08:30,788 FRIDAY, SO HE TRIED TO TWEET FROM THE OFFICIAL @POTUS ACCOUNT 158 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:34,491 INSTEAD. AND THEY STOPPED THAT TOO. 159 00:08:34,491 --> 00:08:37,928 MANY IN TRUMPLAND BELIEVE THAT IT'S WRONG TO ENCOURAGE A 160 00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:40,130 CORPORATION TO BAN SOMEONE FOR THEIR POLITICAL STATEMENTS. 161 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:43,500 WHICH, OH WAIT, WHO WAS THE GUY WHO TOLD THE NFL TO BAN THE 162 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,237 PLAYERS WHO KNEELED? WAS THAT DONALD TRUMP? 163 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:49,206 I GUESS THAT WAS DIFFERENT. TRUMP HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM 164 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:54,478 TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, AND EVEN SNAPCHAT. 165 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:56,780 BUT DON'T WORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF APPS 166 00:08:56,780 --> 00:09:00,384 YOU DO HAVE ACCESS TO. YOU STILL HAVE SPOTIFY TO DROWN 167 00:09:00,384 --> 00:09:03,287 OUT THE SOUND OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE CHEERING AS YOU LEAVE. 168 00:09:03,287 --> 00:09:04,421 YOU STILL HAVE PETFINDER, SINCE YOU'RE ON THE OUTS WITH 169 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:09,626 MIKE PENCE. YOU HAVE CAMEO. WHICH WILL SOON BE YOUR PRIMARY 170 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:10,994 SOURCE OF INCOME. YOU CAN STILL PLAY AMONG US, A 171 00:09:10,994 --> 00:09:13,764 GAME WHERE EVERYONE ACCUSES EACH OTHER OF BEING AGAINST THEM, 172 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:15,933 YOU'D LOVE IT. YOU CAN PLAY POKEMON GO. 173 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:18,469 YOU AND DON JUNIOR CAN HUNT PIKACHUS TOGETHER. 174 00:09:18,469 --> 00:09:21,105 AND WHEN NO ONE ELSE WANTS YOU, DON'T FORGET, THERE'S ALWAYS 175 00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:25,075 YOUR OLD FRIEND, THE DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER. 176 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:28,178 NOT ONLY DID TRUMP GET BANNED FROM TWITTER, GOOGLE, APPLE, AND 177 00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:30,447 AMAZON REMOVED THE PARLER APP FROM THEIR PLATFORMS. 178 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:35,085 PARLER IS WHERE ALL THE RIGHT WINGERS GATHER TO POST QANONENSE 179 00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:38,489 AND MISSPELL THE WORD "PARLOR." AND NO ONE WAS MORE UPSET ABOUT 180 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:42,493 PARLER GOING AWAY THAN A SNEAKY LITTLE CONGRESSMAN NAMED 181 00:09:42,493 --> 00:09:43,727 DEVIN NUNES. 182 00:09:43,727 --> 00:09:47,698 >> BUT IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE FINANCIAL ASPECT TO THAT. 183 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:50,267 REPUBLICANS HAVE NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE. 184 00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:53,237 I HAVE 3 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON PARLER. 185 00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:58,208 TONIGHT, I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THOSE 186 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:58,942 PEOPLE. 187 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:02,446 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, OTHER THAN BEING ON FOX 188 00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:05,783 NEWS RIGHT NOW, HOW WILL I COMMUNICATE WITH LIKE‐MINDED 189 00:10:05,783 --> 00:10:06,650 SINGLES? WHY DOES DEVIN NUNES ALWAYS LOOK 190 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:09,253 LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRY? TRUMPERS ARE COMPLAINING 191 00:10:09,253 --> 00:10:12,289 BITTERLY THAT THEY'RE BEING "SILENCED." 192 00:10:12,289 --> 00:10:13,123 IN FACT, THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT! 193 00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:14,324 ON THEIR THREE PROPAGANDA TELEVISION NETWORKS, ON A 194 00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:15,392 THOUSAND CONSERVATIVE RADIO SHOWS, AND ALL OVER THE 195 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:17,428 INTERNET, THEY ARE SCREAMING ABOUT BEING SILENCED. 196 00:10:17,428 --> 00:10:21,899 THEY WON'T BE SILENT ABOUT BEING SILENCED! AND OF ALL THE THINGS 197 00:10:21,899 --> 00:10:25,135 DONALD TRUMP HAS TO BE UPSET ABOUT OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS, 198 00:10:25,135 --> 00:10:27,037 IMPEACHMENT, THE 25TH AMENDMENT, THE TWITTER BAN, THIS IS THE ONE 199 00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:29,840 THAT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BOTHERED HIM THE MOST. 200 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:34,445 THE PGA LAST NIGHT DECIDED NOT TO HOST THE 2022 PGA 201 00:10:34,445 --> 00:10:37,147 CHAMPIONSHIP AT HIS GOLF COURSE IN NEW JERSEY, AND THEY HAVE NO 202 00:10:37,147 --> 00:10:41,018 PLANS TO STAGE THE BRITISH OPEN 203 00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:46,557 AT HIS TURNBERRY COURSE IN 204 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:49,827 SCOTLAND THINGS HAVE TURNED BERRY FAST ON 205 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:50,794 DONALD TRUMP. TRUMP WAS SAID TO BE "GUTTED" BY 206 00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:51,628 THIS. YOU KNOW, USUALLY WHEN TRUMP 207 00:10:51,628 --> 00:10:53,197 LOSES A GOLF TOURNAMENT, IT'S BECAUSE CHICKEN NUGGET GREASE 208 00:10:53,197 --> 00:10:54,498 KEPT CAUSING THE CLUB TO SLIP OUT OF HIS HANDS. 209 00:10:54,498 --> 00:10:59,136 THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT SPOKEN PUBLICLY ABOUT COVID, WHICH IS 210 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:06,009 KILLING MORE THAN THREE THOUSAND AMERICANS A DAY SINCE DECEMBER 9 211 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:09,580 MORE THAN A MONTH! THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE A DAY IS A 212 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,114 LOT FOR A FAKE VIRUS MANUFACTURED BY THE DEMOCRATS 213 00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:14,451 AND CHINA TO TOPPLE TRUMP. AND THIS IS INTERESTING. 214 00:11:14,451 --> 00:11:18,355 SOMEONE ON TWITTER NOTICED AN UNUSUAL TREND. 215 00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:19,623 "THERE ARE ANGRY LADIES ALL OVER YANKEE CANDLE'S SITE REPORTING 216 00:11:19,623 --> 00:11:21,658 THAT NONE OF THE CANDLES THEY JUST GOT HAD ANY SMELL AT ALL. 217 00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:24,928 I WONDER IF THEY'RE FEELING A LITTLE HOT, AND NOTHING HAS MUCH 218 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:26,497 TASTE FOR THE LAST COUPLE DAYS TOO." 219 00:11:26,497 --> 00:11:29,700 IN OTHER WORDS, MAYBE THE REASON THEY CAN'T SMELL THE CANDLES IS 220 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:33,704 BECAUSE THEY HAVE COVID. AND DON'T KNOW IT. 221 00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:36,540 A HARVARD PSYCHOLOGY RESEARCH ASSISTANT PICKED UP ON THIS AND 222 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:40,777 COMPILED DATA FROM AMAZON OF REVIEWS LEFT IN 2020 ABOUT 223 00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:45,249 SCENTED CANDLES, AND HERE'S WHAT SHE FOUND: 224 00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:47,050 REVIEWS OF CANDLES REMAINED VIRTUALLY UNCHANGED FOR ABOUT 225 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:50,487 THREE YEARS, BUT THEN, WHEN THE FIRST CASES OF COVID HIT THE 226 00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:53,223 U.S., THAT'S THE RED LINE ON THIS CHART, THEY NOSEDIVED! 227 00:11:53,223 --> 00:11:56,493 FOR COMPARISON, SHE COMPILED THE REVIEWS OF SCENTED CANDLES 228 00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:59,696 VERSUS UNSCENTED CANDLES ON AMAZON THIS YEAR. 229 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:02,266 THE UNSCENTED CANDLES ARE IN ORANGE, THE SCENTED ARE IN BLUE, 230 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,534 AND YOU CAN SEE, BLUE TOOK A MASSIVE HIT. 231 00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:06,503 THESE REVIEWS AREN'T JUST BAD REVIEWS, THEY'RE SNARKY AND 232 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:09,273 AGGRESSIVE TOO. THIS ONE IS CALLED "WHAT IS 233 00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:12,843 WRONG WITH THIS COMPANY?" "I EXCHANGED AN UNSCENTED 234 00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:17,047 SANTA'S COOKIES FOR THIS HIGHLY‐RATED SOLD‐OUT YET ALSO 235 00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:22,486 HIGHLY UNSCENTED APPLE PUMPKIN. FACE PALM. 236 00:12:22,486 --> 00:12:24,955 WHAT IN THE LACK OF QUALITY CONTROL WHY DON'T ANY OF THESE 237 00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,823 YANKEE CANDLES ACTUALLY HAVE ANY FRAGRANCE? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" 238 00:12:26,823 --> 00:12:28,692 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: "DISAPPOINTING THIS YEAR. 239 00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:33,564 THE QUALITY OF THE SCENT IS GONE." YEAH, MAYBE. 240 00:12:33,564 --> 00:12:35,098 OR YOU HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS! THERE ARE LOTS OF REVIEWS LIKE 241 00:12:35,098 --> 00:12:42,439 THIS. I BECAME CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT THE 242 00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:43,840 PEOPLE AT YANKEE CANDLES, THE COMPANY, THINK ABOUT ALL THIS. 243 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,108 SO WE GOT IN CONTACT WITH THEM, AND JOINING US NOW IS THEIR VICE 244 00:12:45,108 --> 00:12:46,443 PRESIDENT OF SCENT AND FRAGRANCE, KYLE ADMUSSEN. 245 00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:53,050 HELLO, KYLE. HOW ARE YOU? KYLE? 246 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:56,086 KYLE! 247 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:58,488 >> OH, HEY THERE, JIMMY! I WAS JUST ADDING A FEW MORE 248 00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:05,062 SLICES TO OUR BANANA NUT BREAD MIX CANDLE. 249 00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,530 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT REAL BANANA BREAD IN THOSE? 250 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:07,764 >> HECK YES, WE DO. YOU SHOULD SEE ME TRYING TO CRAM 251 00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:12,002 A PUMPKIN IN HERE FOR OUR "AUTUMN GATHERING" LINE! 252 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:14,438 IT'S VERY DIFFICULT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MAKE 253 00:13:14,438 --> 00:13:18,475 CANDLES IN A BLENDER AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE! 254 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:22,446 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK I'VE HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT BEFORE 255 00:13:22,446 --> 00:13:23,046 EVER. 256 00:13:23,046 --> 00:13:23,680 >> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A 257 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:31,555 COOL GUY WHO MAKES CANDLES. 258 00:13:31,555 --> 00:13:32,589 >> Jimmy: VERY TRUE. HEY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 259 00:13:32,589 --> 00:13:33,724 ABOUT SOME OF THE NEGATIVE REVIEWS YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN 260 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,491 GETTING LATELY. 261 00:13:34,491 --> 00:13:34,858 >> OH, GOSH. 262 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:35,459 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE NOTICED. 263 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:41,531 >> WHAT A BUNCH OF CHUCKLEHEADS! 264 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:43,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH. WOW. WATCH THE LANGUAGE KYLE, WE'RE 265 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:43,465 ON TV. 266 00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:50,340 >> I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THESE COVID‐POSITIVE PINHEADS ARE 267 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:55,178 REALLY STARTING TO PEE‐ME OFF! 268 00:13:55,178 --> 00:13:56,346 >> Jimmy: OH, SO YOU DO THINK THERE MIGHT BE A CONNECTION 269 00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:57,648 BETWEEN COVID AND CUSTOMERS SAYING YOUR CANDLES HAVE LOST 270 00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:58,482 THEIR SCENT? 271 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:02,486 >> WELL, THE HECK YES I DO! YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO 272 00:14:02,486 --> 00:14:05,088 MAKE CHAMPACA BLOSSOM? WE'VE BEEN USING THE SAME GOSH 273 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:10,494 DARN RECIPE FOR 51 YEARS! BUT SUDDENLY, THESE DUM‐DUMS 274 00:14:10,494 --> 00:14:11,762 WANDER INTO A MALL IN SOUTH DAKOTA WITHOUT A MASK AND THEY 275 00:14:11,762 --> 00:14:17,067 COME OUT CRYING TO ME "YOUR CANDLES DON'T SMELL AS GOOD!" 276 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:17,467 BOO [ BLEEP ] HOO! 277 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,937 >> Jimmy: IT DOES SEEM SUSPICIOUS. 278 00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:24,541 IT SEEMS ODD, DOESN'T IT? 279 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,643 >> I MEAN LOOK, YOU ALWAYS GET A FEW COMPLAINTS THIS TIME OF YEAR 280 00:14:26,643 --> 00:14:29,279 FROM THESE PICKLE BRAINS WHO SAY, "I'VE BEEN TO THE BAHAMAS, 281 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:36,386 AND THE BREEZES DON'T SMELL LIKE THAT,", YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T PUT 282 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:42,125 A BREEZE IN A BLENDER, YOU JUST GOT TO DO YOUR BEST. 283 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,160 BUT THIS YEAR, IT'S JUST NUTS. LISTEN TO THIS BOZO. 284 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,161 "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE CANDLES I BOUGHT. 285 00:14:44,161 --> 00:14:45,729 THE BALSAM AND CEDAR HAS NO SCENT AT ALL! 286 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:47,264 I USED TO USE THEM FROM ONE CHRISTMAS TO THE NEXT, BUT THIS 287 00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:50,067 YEAR, SOMETHING IS WRONG." OH, REALLY? 288 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:55,405 WHEN DID YOU WRITE THIS? NOVEMBER 29TH? OKAY, IS THAT 289 00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:56,973 RIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING? DID YA MAYBE INVITE A BUNCH OF 290 00:14:56,973 --> 00:15:02,446 YOUR STUPID FAMILY OVER TO COUGH ALL OVER YOUR TURKEY, TURKEY?! 291 00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:05,048 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. NOW, KYLE, I GET THAT YOU'RE 292 00:15:05,048 --> 00:15:05,413 ANGRY. 293 00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,683 >> YOU'RE [ BLEEP ] DAMN RIGHT I'M ANGRY! 294 00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:10,487 I DIDN'T SPEND SIX YEARS AT THE BEESWAX ACADEMY GETTING A 295 00:15:10,487 --> 00:15:14,491 MASTERS IN CHANDLERY SO OUR CONSUMER RATING COULD GET ALL 296 00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:21,832 CUCKED UP BY THESE, BUSYBODIES. THEY CAN SUCK MY WICK! 297 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,100 >> Jimmy: KYLE, RELAX, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE. 298 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:29,005 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 299 00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:31,374 I ACTUALLY DO NEED TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 300 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:35,312 I'M GOING TO ENJOY A LITTLE BIT OF THIS. 301 00:15:35,312 --> 00:15:38,281 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 302 00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:42,853 >> THAT'S ANGEL'S WINGS, MY ALL‐TIME FAVORITE. 303 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,288 >> Jimmy: ANGEL'S WINGS SOUNDS NICE. WHAT'S IN THAT ONE? 304 00:15:45,288 --> 00:15:45,622 >> ANGEL DUST. 305 00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:51,228 >> Jimmy: THE HALLUCINOGENIC PCP? 306 00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:54,631 >> I FEEL GREEEAAAT 307 00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:55,665 >> Jimmy: WELL, I GUESS THAT ANSWERS ‐‐ 308 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:56,867 >> YOU! I KNEW IT WAS YOU. 309 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,502 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 310 00:15:58,502 --> 00:16:05,041 KYLE, ARE YOU OKAY? 311 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:07,344 >> YOU, BEELZEBUB IS THY NAME! 312 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:08,612 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, MY NAME IS JIMMY. 313 00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:11,081 >> SATAN, I SHALL SNUFF THEE LIKE A JAR OF MIDNIGHT JASMINE! 314 00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:16,153 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL, THANKS KYLE. BE CAREFUL WITH THAT THING. 315 00:16:16,153 --> 00:16:18,455 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THANKS KYLE. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 316 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,689 TONIGHT. FROM CNN, JAKE TAPPER IS WITH US. 317 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,725 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM QUEEN NAIJA. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 318 00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:26,163 MILO VENTIMIGLIA. SO STICK AROUND. 319 00:16:37,353 --> 00:16:38,337 ♪ 320 00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:42,421 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM "THE LEAD" ON CNN, 321 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:46,350 JAKE TAPPER IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS. 322 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,551 THEN LATER, HER ALBUM IS CALLED "MISUNDERSTOOD." 323 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:48,685 MUSIC FROM QUEEN NAIJA. THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 324 00:16:48,685 --> 00:16:50,153 WITH GUESTS INCLUDING BRYAN CRANSTON, KYRA SEDGWICK, 325 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,555 CARRIE COON, WITH MUSIC FROM JP SAX, BEACH BUNNY, AND FOO 326 00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:57,494 FIGHTERS TOO. SO PLEASE JOIN US. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT PLAYS 327 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,162 THE MOST POPULAR DEAD PERSON ON TV. 328 00:16:59,162 --> 00:17:02,232 HE IS A THREE‐TIME EMMY NOMINEE WHO NEVER ONCE ASKED FOR A 329 00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:04,234 RECOUNT. "THIS IS US" AIRS TUESDAY NIGHTS 330 00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:10,207 ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME MILO VENTIMIGLIA. 331 00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,375 HI MILO, HOW ARE YOU. 332 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,678 >> WHAT'S UP, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 333 00:17:14,678 --> 00:17:17,547 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO MY HOME, HOW'S EVERYTHING. 334 00:17:17,547 --> 00:17:20,050 >> THINGS ARE GOOD, WELCOME TO MY OFFICE. 335 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:23,954 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR HAVING US. I DON'T WANT TO START ON A SAD 336 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:26,857 NOTE BUT NOTICED OVER THE WEEKEND YOU POSTED A GREAT 337 00:17:26,857 --> 00:17:33,297 PHOTOGRAPH OF TOMMY LASORDA WHO PASSED AWAY ON FRIDAY, FELLOW 338 00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:38,902 AMERICAN AND LONG‐TIME DODGERS GREAT SHOT TOMMY SHOWING 339 00:17:38,902 --> 00:17:40,871 EVERYBODY HOW TO SLIDE INTO HOME PLATE. 340 00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:43,040 DID YOU EVER MEET TOMMY? 341 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:47,010 >> I NEVER WAS SO LUCKY TO MEET HIM BUT HE IS ONE OF THE LONGEST 342 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,245 INDIVIDUALS WITH THE ORGANIZATION. 343 00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:49,046 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE. 344 00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:54,384 >> WITH THE DODGERS THEMSELVES, I THINK OUT OF ANYBODY ELSE 345 00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:55,352 AFFILIATED WITH THE ORGANIZATION. 346 00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:58,588 >> Jimmy: AND YOU THINK HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD HIS OWN DIET 347 00:17:58,588 --> 00:18:02,025 PLAN. YOU ARE PROBABLY TOO YOUNG TO 348 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:04,528 REMEMBER HIS SLIM FAST COMMERCIALS. 349 00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,028 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DO. 350 00:18:05,028 --> 00:18:08,231 >> YEAH. I DIDN'T PARTAKE IN THEM BUT I 351 00:18:08,231 --> 00:18:09,466 DO REMEMBER THEM. 352 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:14,237 >> Jimmy: YOU DO REMEMBER THE DIET SHAKES. 353 00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:19,609 DURING THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THIS IS US" IN OCTOBER HAPPENED 354 00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:23,413 TO BE UP AGAINST GAME SIX, FINAL GAME OF THE DODGERS IN THE WORLD 355 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,049 SERIES. I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY 356 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:29,786 BECAUSE THE WHOLE CAST WAS TWEETING ABOUT "THIS IS US" AND 357 00:18:29,786 --> 00:18:31,621 YOU WERE TWEETING ABOUT THE GAME. 358 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:34,391 >> I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF TO BE EXPECTED. 359 00:18:34,391 --> 00:18:38,362 I GOT A WHOLE THEORY ABOUT LIVE TWEETING DURING THE SHOW. 360 00:18:38,362 --> 00:18:44,234 I DON'T DO IT BECAUSE IF YOU'RE LIKE THIS ALWAYS ALL OF A SUDDEN 361 00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:47,437 YOU'RE DOING THIS, NOT WATCHING THE SHOW. 362 00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:53,176 WHEN IT CAME TO THE PREMIERE, YOU KNOW, OUR FRIEND FOEGELEMAN 363 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:56,313 HE TWEETS, I WAS LIKE NO, MAN, GO DODGERS. 364 00:18:56,313 --> 00:19:03,653 I WAS WATCHING THE GAME KNOWING I WOULD COULD CATCH UP ON THE 365 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:07,824 SHOW OTHERWISE. WE GOT THREE NUMBERS, PLUS SEVEN 366 00:19:07,824 --> 00:19:08,592 NUMBERS, DOESN'T MATTER. 367 00:19:08,592 --> 00:19:11,228 >> PLUS YOU WERE IN IT ON TOP OF THAT. 368 00:19:11,228 --> 00:19:11,561 >> ABSOLUTELY. 369 00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:15,665 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PHOTO FROM THE SUPER BOWL COUPLE YEARS AGO 370 00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:19,336 WHEN IT WAS ON NBC, YOU GUYS HAD THE BIG SHOW AFTERWARDS, THERE 371 00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:22,973 YOU ARE MEETING JOE AND DR. BIDEN THE NEW PRESIDENT‐ELECT, A 372 00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:26,810 KORDSING TO SOME. ‐‐ ACCORDING TO SOME. 373 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:32,949 WAS THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU MET HIM? 374 00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:37,354 >> THAT WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME I MET HIM. 375 00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:39,956 IT WAS AN EPISODE FOR US WHERE JACK DIES. 376 00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:40,757 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 377 00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:46,863 >> I REMEMBER STANDING AROUND AND MANDY GLANCED OVER AND GOES 378 00:19:46,863 --> 00:19:52,302 OH, MY GOD, JILL AND DR. BIDEN ARE HERE AND ESCORTING US 379 00:19:52,302 --> 00:19:55,439 THROUGH THE EVENTS OF THE DAY THEY'RE LIKE WOULD YOU LIKE TO 380 00:19:55,439 --> 00:20:00,477 MEET THEM, EVERYBODY'S LIKE, YES OF CORSI AND FOUND OUT LATER ON 381 00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:04,214 HE AND HIS WIFE WATCH THE SHOW, THEY WERE FAMILIAR WITH THE SHOW 382 00:20:04,214 --> 00:20:08,752 AND THEY KNEW ABOUT US. IT WAS A BIG MOMENT, IT WAS AN 383 00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:13,790 EXCITING MOMENT, HEY, HERE'S SOMEONE WHO COULD ULTIMATELY GET 384 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,592 ELECTED AND OF COURSE HE DID. 385 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:17,294 >> Jimmy: AND ALSO VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 386 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:22,099 IS HE LIKE THE BIGGEST PERSON YOU EVER MET WHO WAS A VIEWER OF 387 00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:22,466 THE SHOW? 388 00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:30,040 >> I MEAN HE'S RIGHT UP THERE WITH OPRAH. 389 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,578 >> Jimmy: OH, NO HE'S NOT, SHE'S ABOVE HIM, UNTIL NEXT WEEK SHE'S 390 00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:35,512 STILL ON TOP. 391 00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:38,882 >> TOTALLY. OPRAH I FINALLY MET HER AT AN 392 00:20:38,882 --> 00:20:42,986 EMMY AWARD THAT YOU WERE HOSTING AND MY WHOLE CAST MET HER AND 393 00:20:42,986 --> 00:20:47,457 TALKED ABOUT HOW GREAT SHE WAS, I WAS LIKE SHE'S TWO ROWS DOWN, 394 00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:52,996 TEN SEATS OVER, EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO WALK OVER AND MEET HER, 395 00:20:52,996 --> 00:20:56,800 I WAKE DOWN AND SEE HER TALKING TO SOMEBODY, IT'S THE MOMENT 396 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,403 WHERE THEY'RE LIKE BACK ON IN ONE MINUTE, GET TO YOUR SEATS, 397 00:21:00,403 --> 00:21:07,144 THIS PERSON WALKS AWAY I SAY, EXCUSE ME MISS WINFREY, SHE 398 00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:09,880 TURNS TO ME AND EXHALES THIS CALM BREATH, BE PATIENT WITH 399 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:14,284 THIS DUDE WHO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE AND SHE'S LOOKING 400 00:21:14,284 --> 00:21:21,091 AT ME LIKE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM, I SAY I'M MILO VENTIMIGLIA, 401 00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:25,195 I PLAY JACK ON "THIS IS US" SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND SAID SOY ‐‐ 402 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:29,366 YES YOU DO. YES YOU DO. BEFORE THEY SAID GET BACK TO 403 00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:30,033 YOUR SEAT. 404 00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:33,170 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BLOCKING THE CAMERA. WE'LL TAKE A BREAK, MILO 405 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:38,175 VENTIMIGLIA WITH US, TUESDAY NIGHTS "THIS IS US" WE'LL BE 406 00:21:38,175 --> 00:21:39,442 RIGHT BACK. 407 00:21:53,191 --> 00:21:56,024 >>> WE ARE BACK, JAKE TAPPER IS ON THE WAY, WE'RE HERE WITH MILO 408 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,294 VENTIMIGLIA. MILO IS IN HIS OFFICE IN HIS 409 00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:02,030 HOME. HIS SHOW OF COURSE IS "THIS IS 410 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,601 US" ON TUESDAY NIGHTS ON NBC. YOU GUYS HAVE SHOT AND NOW 411 00:22:05,601 --> 00:22:10,038 YOU'VE PAUSED AND HOPEFULLY YOU'LL GO BACK TO WORK VERY SOON. 412 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,542 >> HOPEFULLY, THAT'S THE PLAN. THE NUMBERS IN L. A. WERE 413 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:17,412 DAUNTING AND SCARY, AND I THINK STUDIOS WERE TRYING TO 414 00:22:17,412 --> 00:22:19,381 PARTICIPATE IN KEEPING THINGS DOWN. 415 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,351 AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL LIKE WE'RE SOME OF THE SAFER GROUPS 416 00:22:22,351 --> 00:22:25,387 BEING TESTED ALL THE TIME BUT WE'LL GO BACK WHEN IT'S RIGHT TO 417 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,288 GO BACK. 418 00:22:26,288 --> 00:22:29,091 >> Jimmy: YOU DIRECTED AN EPISODE THIS SEASON, CORRECT? 419 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:30,926 >> LAST SEASON. LAST SEASON. 420 00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:31,994 >> Jimmy: OH, LAST SEASON. 421 00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:34,363 >> THE SEASON BEFORE I DIRECTED, YEAH, YEAH. 422 00:22:34,363 --> 00:22:38,634 IT WAS MYSELF AND JUSTIN HARTLY BOTH DIRECTED. 423 00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:42,337 >> Jimmy: DID YOU ENJOY DOING THAT. IS IT SOMETHING YOU REALLY 424 00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:43,338 WANTED TO DO? 425 00:22:43,338 --> 00:22:47,776 >> I LOVED IT. I ACTUALLY STARTED DIRECTING AT 426 00:22:47,776 --> 00:22:52,281 25 DOING INTERSTITIAL CAMPAIGNS FOR THE WB NETWORK. 427 00:22:52,281 --> 00:22:52,814 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 428 00:22:52,814 --> 00:22:56,585 >> YEAH YEAH YEAH. I WAS BROUGHT IN TO DRAW UP THIS 429 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:59,988 ONE SET THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY TO DO IT, THEY USED ALL THE 430 00:22:59,988 --> 00:23:04,226 FOOTAGE SO THEY BROUGHT ME IN TO DIRECT THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN WHEN I 431 00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:05,627 WAS 25. 432 00:23:05,627 --> 00:23:08,864 >> Jimmy:ER YOU DIRECTING CELEBRITIES AND ACTORS. 433 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:09,298 >> OH, YEAH. 434 00:23:09,298 --> 00:23:10,666 >> Jimmy: LIKE WHO? 435 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,202 >> THINK ABOUT 25, 30 YEARS AGO, THINK OF ANYBODY THAT WAS ON THE 436 00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:18,840 LAST TWO YEARS OF THE WB NETWORK. ONE OF THE BIGGER GUYS THAT 437 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,043 PASSED THROUGH THE STAGE WAS STEVE HARVEY. 438 00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:22,744 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. 439 00:23:22,744 --> 00:23:26,348 >> WOULD COME ON THE WB NETWORK AT THE TIME. 440 00:23:26,348 --> 00:23:31,520 HERE I AM, 25‐YEAR‐OLD ME, LOOKING LIKE I'M 14, SO I WEAR A 441 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,557 SUIT AND TIE BECAUSE I FEEL I NEED TO DRESS IT UP A BIT, BE 442 00:23:35,557 --> 00:23:39,494 MORE PROFESSIONAL, AND STEVE HARVEY WALKS ON STAGE WITH ABOUT 443 00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:47,069 TEN PEOPLE AND SAYS ISN'T THIS SOME EFFING BULL CRAP, EXPLICIT, 444 00:23:47,069 --> 00:23:51,273 I'M THINKING OH, GOD WHAT I HAVE GOT MYSELF INTO. 445 00:23:51,273 --> 00:23:57,179 MY FIRST ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SAYS MR. HARVEY SAID THIS IS OUR 446 00:23:57,179 --> 00:24:02,985 DIRECTOR, HE GOES YOU'RE YOUNG AREN'T YOU, I SAID YES, SIR, I 447 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:06,188 AM, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE IN FIVE MINUTES. 448 00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:09,591 I END UP HAVING THE CAMERAS BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING 449 00:24:09,591 --> 00:24:12,828 HIM, SORRY, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE IN LIKE SIX MINUTES. 450 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:15,964 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BUSY. HE JUST KIND OF GOES OFF TO THE 451 00:24:15,964 --> 00:24:20,902 BACK THE STAGE, NOT NEAR HIS TEN PEOPLE WITH HIM, PUBLICIST AND 452 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:25,507 PEOPLE AND ALL THAT, AND HE JUST KIND OF SITS THERE AND WE'RE 453 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,211 WAITING FOR THE CAMERAS TO GET FIXED I START TALKING TO HIM, 454 00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:34,549 I'M SO SORRY, HE GOES, NAH, IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL, HE GOES HOW OLD 455 00:24:34,549 --> 00:24:39,388 ARE YOU, I GO, 25, HE GOES YOU'RE DIRECTING THESE? 456 00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:42,457 YOU'RE DIRECTING? I GO, S YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 457 00:24:42,457 --> 00:24:46,662 TO DO IT. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT. 458 00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:53,001 HE GOES MAN THAT'S IMPRESSIVE I SAID YEAH BUT LOOK AT YOU WITH 459 00:24:53,001 --> 00:24:57,172 THE RADIO SHOW AND TV SHOW ALL THAT, HOW DO YOU DO ALL THAT. 460 00:24:57,172 --> 00:25:00,475 WE HAD A VERY REAL CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU GIVE TO THE 461 00:25:00,475 --> 00:25:02,511 BUSINESS AND WHAT YOU'RE CREATING FOR OTHERS. 462 00:25:02,511 --> 00:25:07,349 THAT CONVERSATION SENT ME IN THE DIRECTION ON THE PRODUCING, 463 00:25:07,349 --> 00:25:11,019 DIRECTING, BUILD, CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR MY FRIEND, ALL 464 00:25:11,019 --> 00:25:11,820 THIS STUFF. 465 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:15,791 >> Jimmy: WOW, I WOULD LOVE A TOUCHING REUNION WITH YOU AND 466 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:21,830 STEVE ON CELEBRITY "FAMILY FEUD" WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL THING. 467 00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:24,566 >> COULD YOU IMAGINE PETE . 468 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,770 >> Jimmy: YEAH GET YOUR DAD IN THERE VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU MILO. 469 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:31,840 "THIS IS US" TUESDAY ON NBC. WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAKE TAPPER. 470 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,244 ♪ 471 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:48,284 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM QUEEN NAIJA IS ON THE 472 00:25:48,284 --> 00:25:50,253 WAY. IF YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH 473 00:25:50,253 --> 00:25:54,457 OF DONALD TRUMP, OUR NEXT GUEST PROBABLY HAS YOU BEAT. 474 00:25:54,457 --> 00:25:57,861 HE DELIVERS THE NOT‐FAKE NEWS EVERY WEEKDAY ON HIS SHOW "THE 475 00:25:57,861 --> 00:26:00,830 LEAD" ON CNN, PLEASE WELCOME JAKE TAPPER. 476 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:02,399 HI, JAKE, HOW ARE YOU. 477 00:26:02,399 --> 00:26:05,368 >> HEY JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU BUDDY? 478 00:26:05,368 --> 00:26:09,406 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL, HOW ARE THINGS IN WASHINGTON, OKAY, 479 00:26:09,406 --> 00:26:12,475 OR IS EVERYONE FRAZZLED. 480 00:26:12,475 --> 00:26:16,179 >> PRETTY BAD. IT'S PRETTY HORRIBLE. YEAH. 481 00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:19,282 I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON TO THE SHOW WEDNESDAY AND I 482 00:26:19,282 --> 00:26:19,916 APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 483 00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:20,350 >> Jimmy: YES. 484 00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:24,954 >> I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF THE NEWS YOU GET OUT THERE IN LOS 485 00:26:24,954 --> 00:26:28,892 ANGELES BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND HIS TEAM DECIDED TO INCITE A 486 00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:32,362 U.S. ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL THAT RESULTED IN AT LEAST FIVE DEATHS 487 00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:34,964 SO I WAS UNABLE TO BREAK AWAY. 488 00:26:34,964 --> 00:26:38,535 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN CHIT CHATTING WITH 489 00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:43,273 ME, SEE, WE GET ALL OUR NEWS ON TMZ HERE SO WE DON'T PAY 490 00:26:43,273 --> 00:26:47,410 ATTENTION TO THAT KIND OF STUFF. BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS, I 491 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:51,514 KNOW THEY DOUBLED THE LENGTH OF "THE LEAD" TO TWO HOUR FROM ONE 492 00:26:51,514 --> 00:26:54,217 HOUR. DO YOU GET PAID TWICE AS MUCH 493 00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:54,651 NOW? 494 00:26:54,651 --> 00:26:59,556 >> DAMN IT, I TOLD MY AGENT. NO, I DON'T. 495 00:26:59,556 --> 00:27:04,727 BUT I WILL SAY ON A SERIOUS NOTE THAT IT HAS BEEN GREAT WORKING 496 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:09,032 FOR CNN. I JOINED CNN IN 2013, IT'S BEEN 497 00:27:09,032 --> 00:27:12,602 GREAT THE WHOLE TIME, BUT ESPECIALLY DURING THIS YEAR 498 00:27:12,602 --> 00:27:17,340 WHERE WE HAD A PRESIDENT WHO WAS WORKING SO HARD TO MAKE TRUTH 499 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:24,547 AND FACTS AND DECENCY INTO PARTISAN ISSUES AND WE SAW LAST 500 00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:28,485 WEEK THE, PERHAPS INEVITABLE RESULT OF THAT. 501 00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:32,856 IT'S BEEN NICE TO BE AT A NEWS NETWORK WHERE WE COULD CALL IT 502 00:27:32,856 --> 00:27:37,727 AS IT IS, I KNOW THAT I HAVE FRIENDS AT OTHER NEWS 503 00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:40,029 ORGANIZATION WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN RESTRAINED. 504 00:27:40,029 --> 00:27:45,335 IT'S BEEN GREAT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF JEFF ZUCKER AND 505 00:27:45,335 --> 00:27:50,073 WORKING WITH PEOPLE LIKE WOLF BLITZER AND DANA BASH TO TELL 506 00:27:50,073 --> 00:27:52,775 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON. 507 00:27:52,775 --> 00:27:57,413 >> Jimmy: YEAH I NOTICED, I THINK I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR 508 00:27:57,413 --> 00:28:01,351 SHOW ALMOST EVERY DAY SINCE 2013, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, 509 00:28:01,351 --> 00:28:07,857 BUT OVER THE PAST FOUR YEARS YOU HAVE BECOME PROGRESSIVELY BECOME 510 00:28:07,857 --> 00:28:11,060 MADDER AND MADDER AND MADDER, YES? 511 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,696 >> HA HA. YOU KNOW HOW YOU LOOK AT A 512 00:28:13,696 --> 00:28:18,535 PICTURE OF JOHN F. KENNEDY IN 1960 OR AT THE END OF HIS 513 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:21,304 PRESIDENT. OR OBAMA. 514 00:28:21,304 --> 00:28:28,711 OR GEORGE WRKS W. BUSH AND 515 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:33,917 THEY'VE AGED SO MUCH MORE. USUALLY A PRESIDENCY WILL AGE A 516 00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:37,654 PRESIDENT TEN YEARS IN FOUR. I WAS LOOKING AT A CLIP OF ME 517 00:28:37,654 --> 00:28:43,526 ON YOUR SHOW WHEN I STARTED AT CNN AND I LOOKED A HUNDRED YEARS 518 00:28:43,526 --> 00:28:46,229 YOUNGER. MY HAIR'S NOW SO GRAY AND HAVE A 519 00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:50,166 FACE LIKE A CATCHER'S MITT, COVERING THIS PRESIDENT HAS 520 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,236 DEFINITELY AGED ME. AND YEAH, I'M MADDER. 521 00:28:53,236 --> 00:28:57,140 HOW COULD YOU NOT BE. HE HAS BEEN ‐‐ I KNOW YOU R I 522 00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:02,345 WATCH YOU, AND, LIKE THE THINGS HE'S SAID AND DONE HAVE 523 00:29:02,345 --> 00:29:08,585 CULMINATED IN A TERRIFIC YORIST A 524 00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:14,390 CULMINATED IN A TERRORISTS ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL IN WHICH 525 00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:19,762 FIVE HAVE BEEN KILLED. HE AND HIS PARTY HAVE BEEN 526 00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:33,276 SHARING THE LIES, 527 00:29:33,276 --> 00:29:35,245 THERE'S NOTHING PARTISAN ABOUT THIS. 528 00:29:35,245 --> 00:29:38,815 THIS ISN'T TAKING A POSITION AGAINST TERRORIST 529 00:29:38,815 --> 00:29:45,722 ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL, IT ISN'T PARTISAN, IT'S IMPERICALLY 530 00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:49,659 HORRIBLE AND NOW WE'RE IN A SITUATION WHERE 531 00:29:49,659 --> 00:29:54,564 WE HOPE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE IN THE REMAINING WEEK. 532 00:29:54,564 --> 00:30:00,270 >> Jimmy: SENATOR ROY BLUNT BELIEVES HE HAS LEARNED HIS 533 00:30:00,270 --> 00:30:00,635 LESSON. 534 00:30:00,635 --> 00:30:05,074 >> I SAW THAT. HE'S TOUCHED A HOT STOVE AND 535 00:30:05,074 --> 00:30:07,277 LEARNED IT. I'M NOT SURE ‐‐ HE COULD NOT 536 00:30:07,277 --> 00:30:11,047 HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT, HE MUST HAVE BEEN 537 00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:16,653 TALKING ABOUT BARON, SOME OTHER TRUMP, DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THE 538 00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:17,553 ADULT TRUMPS. 539 00:30:17,553 --> 00:30:20,490 >> Jimmy: JAKE, DO YOU THINK WITH IMPEACHMENT WITH BASICALLY 540 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:24,227 A WEEK LEFT TO GO IN HIS PRESIDENCY IS THE RIGHT WAY TO 541 00:30:24,227 --> 00:30:28,831 GO? AND DO YOU THINK THAT IS A SUFFICIENT AND NECESSARY 542 00:30:28,831 --> 00:30:34,504 PUNISHMENT FOR THIS PRESIDENT? . 543 00:30:34,504 --> 00:30:39,309 >> I DON'T HAVE A POSITION WHETHER OR NOT HE SHOULD BE 544 00:30:39,309 --> 00:30:43,012 IMPEACHED OR WHATEVER THAT'S FOR POLITICIANS TO DO AND ME TO 545 00:30:43,012 --> 00:30:47,083 COVER, BUT I WILL SAY, THERE HAS TO BE IS SOME SORT OF RECKONING, 546 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,385 CONSEQUENCE, NOT JUST FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP BUT FOR 547 00:30:49,385 --> 00:30:54,557 EVERYBODY WHO WAS PART OF THIS. I MEAN, TWO‐THIRDS OF THE HOUSE 548 00:30:54,557 --> 00:31:00,963 REPUBLICANS VOTED TO COMMIT 549 00:31:00,963 --> 00:31:05,068 SEDITION TO OVER TURN THE ELECTION AFTER THE TERRORIST 550 00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:10,773 ATTACK WHEN THERE WAS BLOOD ON THE GROUND WHEN YOU HAD IT HOUSE 551 00:31:10,773 --> 00:31:16,212 MAJORITY LEADER LIKE CARTHY AND OTHERS SPREADING THESE LIES, AND 552 00:31:16,212 --> 00:31:21,551 BROOKS SAYING PATRIOTS NEED TO KICK SOME ASS BEFORE THE RALLY, 553 00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:25,254 I MEAN, IF THERE'S NOT CONSEQUENCES, IF THE REPUBLICAN 554 00:31:25,254 --> 00:31:28,224 PARTY DOESN'T RECKON WITH THIS IN A REAL WAY I WORRY WE'RE JUST 555 00:31:28,224 --> 00:31:31,728 AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS CHAPTER, NOT THE END. 556 00:31:31,728 --> 00:31:35,231 >> Jimmy: YEAH SPEAKING OF THE BEGINNING, WE LEARNED TODAY THAT 557 00:31:35,231 --> 00:31:40,636 THE FBI HAS INFORMATION THAT SAYS THERE WILL BE ARMED 558 00:31:40,636 --> 00:31:45,241 PROTESTS AT ALL OF THE CAPITOLS IN ALL OF THE STATES IN THE 559 00:31:45,241 --> 00:31:50,146 COUNTRY, INCLUDING WASHINGTON, D.C., I MEAN, ARE YOU SURPRISED 560 00:31:50,146 --> 00:31:53,549 THAT YOU ARE EVEN SURPRISED BY ANYTHING ANY MORE? 561 00:31:53,549 --> 00:31:58,254 I MEAN, DID YOU SEE ANY OF THIS COMING ON WEDNESDAY MORNING WHEN 562 00:31:58,254 --> 00:31:58,788 YOU WOKE UP? 563 00:31:58,788 --> 00:32:04,694 >> I MEAN, I SUSPECTED IT WOULD BE VIOLENT. 564 00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:08,698 I HAD BEEN TALKING TO SECURITY AT CNN ABOUT HOW JANUARY 6th WAS 565 00:32:08,698 --> 00:32:11,901 A DAY THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD CIRCLED ON THE CALENDAR AND TOLD 566 00:32:11,901 --> 00:32:17,440 HIS SUPPORTERS TO COME TO WASHINGTON TO PROTEST THE STEAL, 567 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,477 OBVIOUSLY NOTHING IS BEING STOLEN, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, 568 00:32:21,477 --> 00:32:24,947 COMPUTERS AND LECTURNS FROM THE 569 00:32:24,947 --> 00:32:32,288 CAPITOL BY THE MAGA TERRORISTS. I HAD AN IDEA THINGS COULD GET 570 00:32:32,288 --> 00:32:36,559 UGLY BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW UGLY, BUT NOW LOOKING BACK IT DOES 571 00:32:36,559 --> 00:32:39,662 FEEL LIKE THE NATURAL CULMINATION OF THE TRUMP 572 00:32:39,662 --> 00:32:45,802 PRESIDENCY IN SO MANY WAYS, I MEAN, THIS IS WHY WE WERE SO 573 00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:50,606 UPSET AND SO WE ALL OBJECTED, PEOPLE IN THE NEWS MEDIA TO 574 00:32:50,606 --> 00:32:55,678 THESE LIES, NOT BECAUSE WE CARED ABOUT JOE BIDEN'S FEELINGS, BUT 575 00:32:55,678 --> 00:32:58,548 BECAUSE WE WORRY THAT SOMEBODY WOULD ACT. 576 00:32:58,548 --> 00:33:04,220 PEOPLE HAVE ACTED ON THESE DERANGED CONSPIRACY THEORIES 577 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:08,825 BEFORE. IT'S JUST THAT IN THIS SITUATION, THE FINGER PRINTS 578 00:33:08,825 --> 00:33:12,795 WERE MUCH CLEARER FROM TRUMP WHEN HE SAYS 579 00:33:12,795 --> 00:33:17,200 YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH AND HIS SON SAYS WE'RE GOING TO COME AFTER 580 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,770 YOU AND RUDY SAYS TRIAL BY COMBAT, ALL THESE PEOPLE, 581 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:25,641 INCLUDING THESE FAR‐RIGHT GROUPS THAT TRUMP HAS BEEN PLAYING 582 00:33:25,641 --> 00:33:29,312 FOOTSIES WITH FOR FIVE OR SIX YEARS CONVERGE ON THE CAPITOL. 583 00:33:29,312 --> 00:33:32,915 I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING BUT IN RETROSPECT IT DOES FEEL THIS IS 584 00:33:32,915 --> 00:33:37,019 WHAT WE WERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT, JUST COULDN'T PUT IT TO WORD, 585 00:33:37,019 --> 00:33:38,054 COULDN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE. 586 00:33:38,054 --> 00:33:42,525 AND NOW YOU HAVE THE FBI WARNING ABOUT MAGA TERRORISTS BECAUSE 587 00:33:42,525 --> 00:33:48,464 THAT'S WHAT ARMED PROTESTERS GOING INTO CAPITOLS ARE, THEY'RE 588 00:33:48,464 --> 00:33:50,967 TERRORISTS, BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO TERRORIZE YOU, THAT'S 589 00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:53,669 THE DEFINITION FOR POLITICAL REASONS. 590 00:33:53,669 --> 00:33:54,904 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 591 00:33:54,904 --> 00:33:57,640 >> AND DONALD TRUMP HASN'T SAID A WORD ABOUT IT. 592 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,612 HE HASN'T SAID DON'T DO IT. WE NEED A PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF 593 00:34:02,612 --> 00:34:07,450 POWER, TOO LATE FOR THAT, BY THE WAY. HE HASN'T SAID PLEASE STAND 594 00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:10,887 DOWN, STAY WITH YOUR FAMILIES, BE SAFE. 595 00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:14,323 OF THE FIVE PEOPLE THAT WERE KILLED LAST WEEK, FOUR OF THEM 596 00:34:14,323 --> 00:34:19,262 WERE PROTESTERS FOR HIM, AND THE FIFTH, THE COP, WAS A SUPPORTER 597 00:34:19,262 --> 00:34:23,666 OF HIS BUT NOT A TERRORIST, HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT THE 598 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:28,504 CAPITOL. HE'S PUTTING HIS OWN PEOPLE IN 599 00:34:28,504 --> 00:34:28,837 JEOPARDY. 600 00:34:28,837 --> 00:34:34,443 >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE WHOSE NAME IS NOT DONALD 601 00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:42,318 TRUMP, EVEN THE OTHER PERSON WITH DONALD TRUMP IN HIS NAME, 602 00:34:42,318 --> 00:34:45,254 HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT, LET'S BE HONEST. 603 00:34:45,254 --> 00:34:48,824 >> I DON'T CARE ABOUT DON JR., BUT I SAID THE OTHER DAY ON THE 604 00:34:48,824 --> 00:34:53,296 AIR, HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE COP, HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING 605 00:34:53,296 --> 00:34:58,000 ABOUT OFFICER BRIAN SICKNICK THE 42‐YEAR‐OLD NEW JERSEY VETERAN 606 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,370 WHO SERVED ON THE CAPITOL POLICE OFFICER SINCE 2008 WAS A TRUMP 607 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:04,907 SUPPORTER AND WAS KILLED DEFENDING THE CAPITOL. 608 00:35:04,907 --> 00:35:08,711 HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIM. WHAT DID DONALD TRUMP SAY THAT 609 00:35:08,711 --> 00:35:14,984 DAY? HE SAID TO THE TERRORIST ‐‐ NOTHING ABOUT BRIAN SICKNICK, HE 610 00:35:14,984 --> 00:35:20,523 STILL HASN'T, BUT HE SAID TO THE TERRORISTS AFTER THE ATTACK 611 00:35:20,523 --> 00:35:25,528 WE LOVE YOU, YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL. IT'S NOT FUN TO SAY TO THE 612 00:35:25,528 --> 00:35:28,264 AMERICAN PEOPLE THE PRESIDENT SIDES WITH THE TERRORISTS AND 613 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:35,371 NOT THE TERRORIZED, EVEN ABOUT SOME WHO WERE TERRIORIZED 614 00:35:35,371 --> 00:35:41,811 AND OFFICER SICKNICK WERE SUPPORTERS OF HIS. 615 00:35:41,811 --> 00:35:49,051 >> Jimmy: WHOEVER WROTE THIS MINI SERIES IS A GENIUS AND I'M 616 00:35:49,051 --> 00:35:54,323 GLAD YOU'RE HERE PUTTING IT INTO CONTEXT FOR US EVERY DAY. 617 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:57,393 SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND THE PRESIDENT TO LOWER THE FLAG TO 618 00:35:57,393 --> 00:36:01,998 HALF STAFF WHEN A CAPITOL POLICE OFFICER IS KILLED BECAUSE OF 619 00:36:01,998 --> 00:36:04,033 YOUR WORDS. . THANKS FOR BEING WITH US, JAKE, 620 00:36:04,033 --> 00:36:08,204 JAKE TAPPER WITH TWO HOURS NOW ON CNN. 621 00:36:08,204 --> 00:36:14,110 AT 4:00 P. M. EASTERN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 622 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:14,810 FROM QUEEN NAIJA. 623 00:36:30,367 --> 00:36:31,154 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK ANDY DALY, MILO VENTIMIGLIA, AND 624 00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:33,156 JAKE TAPPER, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 625 00:36:33,156 --> 00:36:35,692 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, HER ALBUM IS CALLED 626 00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,060 "MISUNDERSTOOD." WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM 627 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:43,333 LIL DURK, QUEEN NAIJA! 628 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:48,972 ♪ 629 00:36:48,972 --> 00:36:49,439 ♪ TWO WEEKS AGO 630 00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:53,743 SAID YOU WANTED TO LEAVE AFTER ARGUING 631 00:36:53,743 --> 00:36:58,948 WE MADE LOVE IN THE SHEETS ♪ 632 00:36:58,948 --> 00:36:59,416 ♪ AND WHEN I'M ALONE 633 00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:06,356 THOSE WORDS RING IN MY HEAD I WONDER IF YOU 634 00:37:06,356 --> 00:37:06,956 REALLY MEANT WHAT YOU SAID ♪ 635 00:37:06,956 --> 00:37:07,290 ♪ I WONDER 636 00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:08,692 DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME DO YOU REALLY 637 00:37:08,692 --> 00:37:12,462 REALLY WANNA BE HERE ♪ 638 00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:13,697 ♪ OR DO YOU TOLERATE ME 639 00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:17,033 DREAMING SOMEWHERE ELSE AND ONLY SLEEP HERE ♪ 640 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:17,400 ♪ CAUSE I DON'T 641 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,538 WANNA BE WITH SOMEONE WHO DON'T REALLY WANNA BE HERE ♪ 642 00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:22,238 ♪ SO IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT 643 00:37:22,238 --> 00:37:23,873 THEN YOU PROLLY NEVER SHOULD REPEAT IT ♪ 644 00:37:23,873 --> 00:37:28,912 ♪ OH SAY WHAT YOU MEAN 645 00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:37,954 AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY 646 00:37:37,954 --> 00:37:42,559 SAY WHAT YOU MEAN AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 647 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:46,329 ♪ LOVE WORKS BETTER THAT WAY 648 00:37:46,329 --> 00:37:48,098 OH SAY WHAT YOU MEAN 649 00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:58,174 AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 650 00:37:58,174 --> 00:37:58,708 ♪ OOOH, SAY WHAT YOU MEAN 651 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:03,680 AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY LOVE WORKS BETTER THAT WAY ♪ 652 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,048 ♪ LOVE WORKS BETTER 653 00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:12,422 BETTER, BETTER LOVE WORKS BETTER BETTER, BETTER ♪ 654 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:15,291 ♪ LOVE WORKS BETTER 655 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:15,725 LOVE WORKS 656 00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:25,869 LOVE WORKS BETTER THAT WAY ♪ 657 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,670 ♪ LOVE ME GOOD 658 00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:30,640 LOVE ME GOOD 659 00:38:35,678 --> 00:38:51,795 ♪ 660 00:38:59,769 --> 00:39:00,136 ♪ LOVE ME GOOD 661 00:39:00,136 --> 00:39:00,970 LOVE ME GOOD AND LIE TO ME ♪ 662 00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:01,571 ♪ DON'T WANT BROKEN PROMISES 663 00:39:01,571 --> 00:39:02,872 DON'T WANT APOLOGIES LONG AS YOU DON'T SEE 664 00:39:02,872 --> 00:39:04,340 NOBODY THAT I HANG WITH ♪ 665 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:06,910 ♪ THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND 666 00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:07,310 OUR ARRANGEMENT ♪ 667 00:39:07,310 --> 00:39:09,379 ♪ ALL THIS LOVE 668 00:39:09,379 --> 00:39:16,519 ALL THIS LOVE WAITIN JUST FOR YOU JUST FOR YOU ♪ 669 00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:16,986 ♪ SO DON'T PASS IT UP 670 00:39:16,986 --> 00:39:23,726 CAUSE YOU'LL REGRET IT TOO 671 00:39:23,726 --> 00:39:25,128 YOU'LL REGRET IT TOO ♪ 672 00:39:25,128 --> 00:39:26,996 ♪ ALL THIS LOVE 673 00:39:26,996 --> 00:39:33,636 ALL THIS LOVE 674 00:39:33,636 --> 00:39:44,214 WAITIN JUST FOR YOU 675 00:39:44,214 --> 00:39:44,581 JUST FOR YOU ♪ 676 00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:45,782 ♪ SO DON'T PASS IT UP 677 00:39:45,782 --> 00:39:46,316 CAUSE YOU'LL REGRET IT TOO 678 00:39:46,316 --> 00:40:02,532 DON'T LIE TO ME 679 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:11,341 ♪ BROKEN PROMISES 680 00:40:11,341 --> 00:40:11,941 ♪ DON'T WANT BROKEN PROMISES 681 00:40:11,941 --> 00:40:13,409 DON'T WANT APOLOGIES I DON'T WANNA BE 682 00:40:13,409 --> 00:40:25,488 THE ONE COMPLAININ ♪ 683 00:40:25,488 --> 00:40:31,694 ♪ LONG AS YOU 684 00:40:31,694 --> 00:40:35,194 DON'T SEE NOBODY