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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!

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TONIGHT, ZENDAYA. DIEGO LUNA.
AND MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON.

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AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!

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>> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST.

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM
WHEREVER YOU'RE SHELTERED IN

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PLACE.
WE'RE COMING TO YOU FROM LOS

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ANGELES, WHERE WHAT THEY CALL A
SAFE ARTERY HOME ORDER IS IN

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EFFECT.
AREN'T WE ALWAYS SAFER AT HOME?

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I KNOW I AM.
OUR MAYOR, ERIC GARCETTI, IS

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URGING RESIDENTS TO CANCEL
EVERYTHING AND HUNKER DOWN.

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ONE THING ABOUT 2020 IS WE'VE
NEVER USED THE WORD "HUNKER"

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MORE THAN WE HAVE THIS YEAR.
YOU KNOW WHO'S HUNKERING DOWN IN

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L.A. FOR A WHILE, LeBRON JAMES
AND ANTHONY DAVIS.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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THEY JUST SIGNED TO STAY WITH
THE LAKERS. THE CHAMPIONS.

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A.D. SIGNED A FIVE‐YEAR DEAL,
LeBRON SIGNED A TWO‐YEAR

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EXTENSION WORTH $85 MILLION.
THAT JUST IS BASE PAY.

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HE'LL MAKE MORE THAN THAT FROM
ENDORSEMENT DEALS.

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IT'S LIKE HOW WAITERS MAKE MOST
OF THEIR MONEY IN TIPS.

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LeBRON IS SIGNED THROUGH 2023.
THEN HIS SON WILL BE ELIGIBLE

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FOR THE NBA DRAFT AND
POTENTIALLY PLAY ALONGSIDE HIS

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DAD IN THE NBA.
JUST WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU'RE A

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ROOKIE, DAD THERE.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YELLING ING AT YOU TO POST UP.
DONALD TRUMP DID NOT GET A

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CONTRACT EXTENSION THIS YEAR.
HE SAYS HE DID BUT HE DIDN'T.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY
TOOK PART IN THE ANNUAL 98th

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GASLIGHTING ‐‐ I MEAN,
TREELIGHTING TONIGHT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, THE
EVENT WASN'T LIVE, IT WAS

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PRERECORDED ON MONDAY NIGHT.
BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ONE BIT

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LESS MAGICAL.

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>> PLEASE JOIN ME FROM YOUR
HOMES AND ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,

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AND IN FACT ALL OVER THE WORLD,
AS WE LIGHT OUR GREAT TREE.

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WE'LL START WITH ‐‐ FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO, ONE ‐‐

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♪

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>> Jimmy: OH, MY ‐‐ WELL, YOU
KNOW, THAT'S 2020 FOR YOU.

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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THE GOOD NEWS IS THE VACCINES
ARE ON THE WAY. SOON, WE HOPE.

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THE NEXT BIG CHALLENGE MIGHT BE
GETTING PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM.

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IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE THAT A
PUSH, THREE FORMER PRESIDENTS

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ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'D BE WILLING
TO GET THE SHOT ON TV.

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OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE
JOINING FORCES FOR WHAT THEY

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PROMISE WILL BE THE MOST BORING
PAY‐PER‐VIEW EVENT OF OUR LIVES.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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ON THE OTHER END OF THE
RESPONSIBILITY SPECTRUM,

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SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO
IS MOVING AHEAD WITH PLANS FOR

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NOT ONE BUT TWO HOLIDAY PARTIES
AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT THIS

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MONTH.
POMPEO HAS REPORTEDLY SENT OUT

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OVER 900 INVITATIONS FOR JUST
ONE OF THE EVENTS WHICH IS BEING

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HELD INDOORS IN WHAT THEY CALL
THE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ROOM.

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DIED OF LUNG
DISEASE.

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A STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN
DEAD FACE COVERINGS WILL BE

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MANDATORY.
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE FACE

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COVERING WILL LAST IN A ROOM
FULL OF BIGS IN A BLANKET?

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HE COULD END UP EAT AN N95 FACE
MASK.

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OUR FUTURE EX‐PRESIDENT IS NOT
HAPPY WITH HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL,

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BILL BARR, AFTER BARR CAME OUT
TO DECLARE THERE'S NO EVIDENCE

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OF WIDESPREAD ELECTION FRAUD.
HE WAS CALLED TO A MEETING WITH

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TRUMP THAT WAS SAID TO BE
INTENSE.

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I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BEEN A FLY
ON THE WALL TRUMP DIDN'T BUILD

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FOR THAT ONE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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THE MEETING WAS SAID TO BE
CONTENTIOUS.

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WHEN BARR LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE
YOU COULD SEE TINY LITTLE SLAP

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MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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THERE'S TALK THAT EVEN THOUGH
TRUMP HAS 48 DAYS IN OFFICE HE

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MIGHT GIVE BARR THE BOOT.
TRUMP WEIGHED IN ON THAT SUBJECT

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AND MORE.

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>> CAN I ASK YOU TO RESPOND TO
THE COMMENTS BY YOUR ATTORNEY

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GENERAL, WHO INDICATED HE HAS
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EVIDENCE OF FRAUD ENOUGH TO
OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS?

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GIVEN THAT, WHY IS NOW NOT THE
TIME TO CONCEDE?

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>> WELL, HE HASN'T DONE
ANYTHING. SO HE HASN'T LOOKED.

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WHEN HE LOOKS, HE'LL SEE THE
KIND OF EVIDENCE THAT RIGHT NOW

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YOU'RE SEEING IN THE GEORGIA
SENATE, YOU KNOW.

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THEY'RE GOING THROUGH HEARINGS
RIGHT NOW IN GEORGIA, THEY'RE

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FINDING TREMENDOUS VOLUMES.
SO THEY HAVEN'T LOOKED VERY HARD.

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>> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT.
HAVE THEY TRIED OPENING ALL THE

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LITTLE DOORS OF THE ADVENT
CALENDAR?

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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MAYBE THE EVIDENCE IS IN THERE.

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>> DO YOU STILL HAVE CONFIDENCE
IN BARR?

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>> UH ‐‐ ASK ME THAT IN A NUMBER
OF WEEKS FROM NOW.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: THANKS, PRESIDENT
MAGIC EIGHT BALL.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YOU KNOW TRUMP IS SO JEALOUS OF
KIM JONG‐UN RIGHT NOW.

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WHY SCANT I FEED BARR TO
STARVING COYOTES?

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I'D LIKE TO SEE TRUMP FIRE HIM
JUST TO FIND OUT WHO'S WILLING

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TO TAKE THE TITLE OF "TWO‐MONTH
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THIS IS EXCITING.
THIS IS IS THE PART OF THE MOVIE

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WHERE WE START ROOTING FOR
PREDATOR TO BE ALIEN.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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THE VICE POODLE, MIKE PENCE,
SEEMS TO BE DISTANCING HIMSELF

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FROM TRUMP'S CLAIMS OF ELECTION
FRAUD. USUALLY WHEN MIKE PENCE IS

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DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM YOU,
YOU'RE A WOMAN WHOSE ANKLES ARE

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SHOWING.

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ACCORDING TO ONE INSIDER, PENCE
DOES NOT WANT TO GO DOWN WITH

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THIS SHIP.
THAT'S LIKE THE FIRST MATE ON

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THE "LUSITANIA" TRYING TO
DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THE

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TORPEDO HOLE.
IT'S TOO LATE, MY MAN, YOU'RE

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ABOUT TO GET WET.
COUSIN RUDY IS AT IT AGAIN.

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THERE'S SOME CRAZY STUFF GOING
ON RIGHT NOW THAT MOST PEOPLE

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PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN AWARE OF.
THE NUTTIEST OF THE NUTTY TRUMP

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NUTS ARE SHOWING UP TO WHAT
THEY'RE CALLING ELECTION

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HEARINGS.
AND ALL THE LOONEYS ARE COMING

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OUT OF THE BIN.
LAST NIGHT WE WERE INTRODUCED TO

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A NEW CHARACTER IN THE
TRUMPER‐VERSE, A WOMAN NAMED

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MELISSA CORON, NO RELATION TO
THE VIRUS.

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I WATCHED THIS CLIP 14 TIMES,
I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED SHE'S A

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REAL PERSON.

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>> I'VE LOST FAMILY, I'VE LOST
FRIENDS, I'VE BEEN THREATENED,

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I'VE BEEN ‐‐ MY KIDS HAVE BEEN
THREATENED, MY ‐‐ I'VE HAD TO

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MOVE, I'VE HAD TO CHANGE MY
PHONE NUMBER, I'VE HAD TO GET

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RID OF SOCIAL MEDIA, I'VE ‐‐
THERE ‐‐ NOBODY WANTS TO COME

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FORWARD.
THEY'RE GETTING THREATENED.

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>> Jimmy: SHE'S BEEN THREATENED!
YOU UNDERSTAND?

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SHE'S FRIGHTENED!

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Jimmy: AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A
BOYFRIEND!

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THIS WOMAN, IT SEEMED LIKE SHE
WAS MAKING RUDY GIULIANI

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NERVOUS, BELIEVES THIS NONSENSE.
EVEN TRUMP DOESN'T ACTUALLY

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BELIEVE.
SHE SPENT MOST OF HER TIME

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ACCUSING THE DEMOCRATS OF
STEALING THE ELECTION BY

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ATTACKING REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN
ISES.

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>> MY QUESTION IS, WE'RE NOT
SEEING THE POLL BOOK OFF BY

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30,000 VOTES.

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>> WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO, TAKE AND
IT DO SOMETHING CRAZY TO IT?

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>> I'M SAYING THE NUMBERS ARE
NOT OFF BY 30,000 VOTES.

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>> I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
I KNOW WHAT I SAW, AND I SIGNED

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SOMETHING SAYING THAT IF I'M
WRONG, I CAN GO TO PRISON.

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DID YOU?

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE ODDS
SHE'S WEARING A ROSE ALL DAY

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TANK TOP UNDER THAT SCARF?

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WATCH YOUR BACK, JUDGE JEANINE!
THEN ANOTHER STAR WITNESS

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STEPPED FORWARD FOR TEAM TRUMP,
AND THIS ONE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO

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BRING CHINA INTO THIS.

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>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY SHOW UP AND
VOTE WITHOUT AN I. D.

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IT'S SHOCKING.
HOW CAN YOU ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN?

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LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK ALL
INDIANS LOOK ALIKE, I THINK ALL

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CHINESE LOOK ALIKE.
HOW WOULD YOU TELL?

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: NO FURTHER RACISTS,
YOUR HONOR, WE REST.

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IT WAS QUITE A PARADE.
BUT THE GRAND MARSHAL OF CRAZY

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WAS NOT TO BE OUTDONE.
LISTEN HERE AS FORMER "TIME"

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MAGAZINE PERSON OF THE YEAR,
RUDY GIULIANI, PASSES A LITTLE

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BIT OF GAS.

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>> YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO SEEK A
PARDON, SO WHY IS THIS NOT PART

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OF THAT?

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>> I WILL ASK THAT HE BE
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
HIM RUDY TOOTIE.

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IN CASE YOU MISSED THE FIRST
ONE, HE DID IT AGAIN.

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>> I'M HOPING TO GET AN ANSWER
TO THE OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT MR.

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BARR AND OTHERS WHO HAVE ‐‐

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>> I GAVE YOU THE ANSWER.

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>> A POINT OF ORDER ‐‐

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>> THE ANSWER I GAVE YOU IS THEY
DIDN'T BOTHER TO INTERVIEW A

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SINGLE WITNESS.
JUST LIKE YOU, THEY DON'T WANT

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TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

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>> Jimmy: THE LOOK ON THAT
WOMAN ‐‐ NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE

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ME, I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY
BLOOMERS!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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IT'S "SHARK WEEK" ON OAN.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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AND IT'S ALL IN SERVICE OF OUR
DEAR MISS LEADER.

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HE INSPIRES PEOPLE.
HE IS A MAN OF NO SHAME.

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YESTERDAY HE RELEASED A VIDEO
THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIVE PRESS

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CONFERENCE BUT IT WAS NOT, IT
WAS A BADLY EDITED 46‐MINUTE

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LIE‐A‐TRIBE THAT WAS SO FULL OF
FOOLSHOODS, THREE FACT CHECKERS

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DIED DURING THIS SPEECH.

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IT WAS A LOT TO TAKE IN.
WE DECIDED TO WHITTLE OUT THE

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MISINFORMATION.
FROM 40‐SOMETHING MINUTES OF

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TALKING, THIS IS WHAT WAS LEFT.

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>> THANK YOU.
THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT

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SPEECH I'VE EVER MADE.
THIS ELECTION IS DONE.

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JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE YOUR
NEXT PRESIDENT.

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IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE
OUTCOME. CONGRATULATIONS.

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THE DAYS OF DONALD TRUMP ARE
COMING TO AN END.

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AND IT'S BEEN LIKE LIVING IN
HELL. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M SORRY.

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I'M SORRY!
SO WITH THE RESOLVE AND SUPPORT

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OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, JOE
BIDEN WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR

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OUR COUNTRY.
AND I HOPE THAT JOE BIDEN WILL

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RESTORE TRUST IN OUR SYSTEM OF
GOVERNMENT. THANK YOU.

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GOD BLESS YOU.
AND GOD BLESS SANTA CLAUS.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Jimmy: LET'S LET HIM HAVE
SANTA CLAUS, HUH? ALL RIGHT.

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THIS IS SOMETHING I HOPE WILL
DELIGHT YOU AS MUCH AS IT DID ME.

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I WAS WATCHING THE LOCAL NEWS
LAST WEEK.

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BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, YOU
KNOW, EVERYONE THEY TALK TO ON

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THE STREET IS IN A MASK.
THEIR FACES ARE COVERED.

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AND WHEN THEY ANSWER QUESTIONS,
I REALIZED THAT YOU COULD REALLY

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PUT ANY WORDS INTO THEIR MOUTHS
YOU WANTED. LIKE THIS.

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>> LUCAS, LET ME ASK YOU, IF YOU
WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU

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BUY?

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>> HOUSES IN MY FAVORITE CITIES
AROUND THE WORLD.

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>> IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT
WOULD YOU BUY?

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>> I WOULD BUY 100 DUMP TRUCKS.

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>> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU GET THE
IDEA.

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WE ASK QUESTIONS, WE SWAP THE
ANSWERS FROM THE PARENTS WITH

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THE ANSWERS FROM THE KIDS.
WITH THAT SAID, I'M PROUD TO

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PRESENT THE FIRST OF WHAT I
BELIEVE WILL BE MANY EDITIONS OF

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"MASKING QUESTIONS."

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>> HENRY, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
THING TO DRINK?

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>> I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK WITH
MARSHMALLOW.

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>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING
TO DRINK?

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>> ICED COFFEE MACCHIATO.

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>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR
CHRISTMAS?

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>> ELLEN WOOD DOLLHOUSE.

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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS?

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>> PLAYSTATION 5.

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>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?

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>> FIFA.

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>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR
FUN?

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>> I LIKE TO PAINT.

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>> HOW ABOUT YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR FUN?

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>> SNOWBOARD.

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>> YOU LIKE TO SNOWBOARD?

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>> YEP.

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>> HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN
TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING?

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>> I'VE CRASHED A CAR BEFORE.

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>> YOU DID?
WHAT KIND OF CAR?

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>> I THINK A 2012 KIA.

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>> MARCI, HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN
IN TROUBLE?

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>> WHEN I WAS LIKE 2 OR 3, I WAS
DRAWING ON MY CLOSET DOOR.

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>> WHAT WERE YOU DRAWING?

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>> I DON'T KNOW, JUST SCRIBBLY
SCRABBLING.

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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK AMERICA
COULD DO TO BECOME MORE UNITED?

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>> BE HAPPY, BE KIND, BE MORE
NICE.

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>> CASSIE, WHAT ARE SOME THINGS
AMERICA CAN DO TO BE BETTER?

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>> I THINK WE NEED TO LEGALIZE
MARIJUANA ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE.

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>> JOSIAH, IF YOU COULD VISIT
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE

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WOULD YOU WANT TO GO VISIT?

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>> GO TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOME
DOWN.

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>> BLAIR, IF YOU COULD VISIT
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE

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WOULD YOU GO?

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>> THE PUMPKIN PATCH.

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>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

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>> HOT WINGS, BARBECUE WITH THE
RANCH TO DIP IN.

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>> BLAIR, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
FOOD?

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>> MAC AND CHEESE!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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>> Jimmy: FREAKY THURSDAY.
ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE THING.

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BEFORE WE FORGE AHEAD, IT'S
THURSDAY NIGHT.

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THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP
AND BLUR THE BIG TV MOMENTS OF

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THE WEEK WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR
NOT.

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IT IS "THIS WEEK IN UNSISTER
CENSORSHIP."

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>> THE PRESIDENT‐ELECT, JOE
BIDEN, IS RECOVERING AFTER

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REPORTS SAY HE FRACTURED HIS
FOOT WHILE PLAYING WITH HIS

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[ BLEEP ].

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>> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] 20 YEARS,
HE ONLY [ BLEEP ] THREE YEARS.

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I'M AFRAID I MIGHT GET ‐‐ WHY
NOBODY [ BLEEP ] MY ASS?

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>> OF THE FIVE PRESS SECRETARIES
THAT HAVE BEEN WOMEN, THREE HAVE

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BEEN UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP.
HE [ BLEEP ]ED THE FIRST WORKING

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MOM IN SARAH SANDERS,

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[ BLEEP ]ED ANOTHER WORKING MOM,

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THEN [ BLEEP ]ED ME.

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>> WE APPOINT JARED BURNS, OLD
FRIEND, BRILLIANT THINKER, QUICK

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WIT, A HEART AS BIG AS HIS

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[ BLEEP ].

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>> I COULD [ BLEEP ] A SMALL
EUROPEAN VILLAGE.

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>> YOU AND ME BOTH.

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>> YOU KNOW, SINCE NOVEMBER OF
2015, JARED AND I [ BLEEP ]ED

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EVERY DAY.
IT WAS IN OUR PLAN, EVERY DAY.

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I GAVE EVERY INCH OF MY

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[ BLEEP ] TO HIM.

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EVERY INCH.

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>> HIS NAME IS LINSEY.
I MET HIM ONE NIGHT IN TENNESSEE.

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HE SAID, I AM GOING TO [ BLEEP ]
YOU. I SAID, I DON'T THINK SO.

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AND HERE WE ARE ALMOST 34 YEARS
LATER.

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>> COME ON, KIDS.

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[ BLEEP ] A LITTLE.

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>> Jimmy: OH, FROST WHY ARE.
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

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DIEGO LUNA IS WITH US.
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON.

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ZENDAYA, SO STICK AROUND!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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♪

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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW.

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TONIGHT, DIEGO LUNA IS WITH US.
AND THE ALBUM IS "WILTED," MUSIC

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FROM PARIS JACKSON.
NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS

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WITH MILEY CYRUS,
KEEGAN‐MICHAEL KEY,

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STACEY ABRAMS, ISLA FISHER,
KYLE CHANDLER, TIM ALLEN, AND

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EMILY BLUNT, WITH MUSIC FROM
ARI LENNOX, INGRID ANDRESS, AND

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STURGILL SIMPSON.
JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT.

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JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, OUR
FIRST GUEST TONIGHT BECAME THE

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YOUNGEST‐EVER WINNER OF THE EMMY
FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA.

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THE FIRST OF TWO SPECIAL NEW
EPISODES OF THE SHOW SHE WON IT

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FOR, "EUPHORIA," PREMIERES
MINUTES FROM NOW ON HBO MAX.

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PLEASE SAY HELLO TO ZENDAYA.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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HELLO, ZENDAYA.

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>> HELLO.

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>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE YOU WON THE EMMY,

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CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU.

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>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, I
ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH MY

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CALENDAR AND FIGURED IT OUT.
YOU KNOW HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS?

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>> HOW LONG AGO WAS IT?

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>> Jimmy: 9 1/2 WEEKS.

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>> WOW.

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>> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE IT WAS
9 1/2 MONTHS AGO, DOESN'T IT?

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>> IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE IT ALL ‐‐
IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER AGO, BUT

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ALSO FEELS LIKE IT JUST HAPPENED.

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>> Jimmy: IT DOES, YEAH.
I GUESS THAT SORT OF THING DOES

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FEEL LIKE IT.
YOU'RE UP AGAINST SO MANY

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ESTABLISHED, HUGE NAMES, HUGE
TALENTS.

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DID YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT ‐‐
LIKE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

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THINK, HEY, I MIGHT WIN THIS?

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>> NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I MEAN, IT WAS CRAZY, I THINK,

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JUST TO BE LIKE ‐‐ JUST TO BE
SITTING THERE, ON LIKE ‐‐

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ESSENTIALLY LIKE A ZOOM CALL
WITH THESE WOMEN THAT I'M IN

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THIS CATEGORY WITH, YOU KNOW.
IT WAS LIKE INSANE, LIKE JUST TO

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BE MENTIONED IN THE CONVERSATION.
SO I WAS JUST LIKE ‐‐ I DIDN'T

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KNOW WHAT TO DO.
EVERYBODY ‐‐ I WAS LIKE ‐‐ IT'S

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LIKE WRITING A SPEECH, I FEEL
LIKE THAT'S PRUMT WULS AND WEIRD

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AND I SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THEN I WAS

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LIKE, BUT I SHOULD WRITE
SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S

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TELLING ME, YOU CAN'T JUST WING
IT, BECAUSE USUALLY I WRITE IT,

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NO, YOU SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING.
I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING, BUT I

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CAN'T. I WAS VERY NERVOUS.

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>> Jimmy: THERE'S GOT TO BE
NOTHING SADDER THAN HAVING THAT

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ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AFTER YOU LOSE
IN YOUR POCKET, THEN YOU LOOK AT

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IT IN THE BATHROOM LATER.
I MEAN, THAT'S KIND OF PATHETIC,

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REALLY.

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>> YOU KNOW, THE EMMYS, LIKE ‐‐
THE PEOPLE BROUGHT THEM TO

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EVERYONE.

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>> Jimmy: RIGHT.

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>> AND ‐‐ THEY ALSO GO AWAY IF
YOU DON'T WIN. WHICH IS LIKE ‐‐

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>> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT
THAT? I WAS VERY INVOLVED IN THE

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PLANNING OF THAT AND I'M STILL
NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED.

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BECAUSE ‐‐ WELL, YOU ACCEPTED
THE AWARD.

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YOU WERE AT YOUR HOME WITH YOUR
FAMILY.

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A LOT OF MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY
AND THEY WERE VERY EXCITED.

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LET'S SHARE THE CLIP FROM THAT
MOMENT, IF WE COULD.

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>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐

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ZENDAYA, "EUPHORIA."

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>> Jimmy: SO ZENDAYA, WHO HANDED
YOU THAT EMMY?

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IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FAMILY
MEMBERS, FRIENDS?

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>> DARNELL, MY BROTHER AND
ASSI

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ASSISTANT, HE'S WITH ME ALL THE
TIME.

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>> Jimmy: WHERE DID HE GET IT?
WHO HANDED IT TO HIM?

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>> SOMEONE IN A HAZMAT SUIT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I NOW WONDER IF THERE WERE

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PEOPLE ‐‐ I DIDN'T THINK THEY
WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ‐‐ I'M

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VERY CONFUSED BY THAT.
I DID THINK THAT WAS A GREAT

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CELEBRATION.
IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS

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OF THE NIGHT.
YOUR SISTER, LET'S ZOOM IN AND

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TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SISTER HERE.

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>> YEAH. THE FIST PUMP.

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>> Jimmy: WAS YOUR SISTER A
CHEERLEADER OR A BOXER OR

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ANYTHING?

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>> RIGHT.
THAT IS MY ‐‐ I THINK THAT WAS

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THE STANDOUT FOR ME, BECAUSE I
COULDN'T SEE ANYONE, THEN

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WATCHING IT BACK, SEEING MY
SISTER, LIKE SHE HAD JUST ‐‐

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LIKE HER TEAM JUST WON, LIKE
LET'S GO!

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>> Jimmy: YEAH.

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>> THAT JUST SUMS HER UP.

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>> Jimmy: THEN YOUR MOM HAD
ALMOST THE OPPOSITE REACTION.

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LET'S LOOK AT YOUR MOM.
YOUR MOM LOOKED LIKE SHE SAW A

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GHOST.

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>> TOO FUNNY, HER FACE.
SHE'S JUST SO PROUD.

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IT WAS SO CUTE.

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>> Jimmy: IT WAS GREAT.

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>> MY DOG, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG?

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>> Jimmy: I MISSED THE DOG.

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>> MY DOG FREAKED OUT, SO MUCH
NOISE.

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HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE COFFEE
TABLE. EVERYBODY STARTED YELLING.

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HE JUST RAN OUT.

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>> Jimmy: WAS HE EXCITED ABOUT
THE EMMY WIN?

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>> I HOPE SO.
I HOPE HE'S PROUD.

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>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO
CELEBRATE AFTER THAT?

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YOU'RE ALL THERE IN THE ROOM.
DID YOU HAVE A PARTY OR ANYTHING?

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>> I WAS ‐‐ I WAS SO GRATEFUL
THAT MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE,

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YOU KNOW, JUST BEING ABLE TO
SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH THEM WAS

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SO SPECIAL.
AND WE FINISHED THE NIGHT BY ONE

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OF MY FRIENDS MAKES THE BEST
PANCAKES IN THE WORLD.

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SO SHE HOOKED US UP WITH
PANCAKES.

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WE ALL ATE PANCAKES IN MY LIVING
ROOM.

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AND MY PARENTS ‐‐ MY MOM HAD
JUST LEARNED A SONG ON THE PIANO

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THAT SHE WANTED TO SHARE WITH
EVERYONE.

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>> Jimmy: WOW.

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>> IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO WHIP
OUT A LITTLE DUET.

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>> Jimmy: REALLY, WHAT DID THEY
SING?

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>> THEY WERE SINGING "EASY LIKE
SUNDAY MORNING."

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>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY, COMMODORES,
YEAH.

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>> THERE WAS THERE ‐‐ YOU KNOW,
IT WAS A RENDITION.

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MY MOM WAS STILL LEARNING.
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY HERE AND

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THERE BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

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YEAH, IT WAS A SPECIAL LITTLE
THING.

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>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A PANCAKE
PARTY, THAT'S NICE.

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SO YOU WERE ‐‐ WHERE ARE YOU, IN
ATLANTA RIGHT NOW SHOOTING

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"SPIDER‐MAN 3," CORRECT?

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00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,299
>> CORRECT.

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>> Jimmy: CORRECT.
YOU CAN SAY THAT.

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I KNOW IT'S VERY SECRETIVE,
RIGHT?

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00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,639
>> YES, EVERYTHING IS VERY
SECRET.

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00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:38,511
>> Jimmy: IS IT CALL "SPIDER‐MAN
3" BECAUSE THERE ARE THREE

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00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,712
SPIDER‐MEN IN THE MOVIE?

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>> I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR
DENY.

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00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,116
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
DID YOU HAVE THANKSGIVING THERE

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IN ATLANTA?

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00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:50,089
>> YES, WE DID.
WE HAD A BUBBLE THANKSGIVING.

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00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:54,994
>> Jimmy: WITH SPIDER‐MEN?

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00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:55,862
>> I CAN'T SAY.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

417
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,365
THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS GOOD.

418
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,600
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS WONDERING
WHAT YOU GUYS HAD.

419
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,805
BECAUSE I KNOW TOBEY McGUIRE IS
A VEGAN AND I WAS WONDERING IF

420
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,507
HE HAD A TOFURKEY OR SOMETHING.

421
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:07,840
[ LAUGHTER ]

422
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,474
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

423
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,877
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NO IDEA,
REALLY?

424
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,213
>> I REALLY DON'T, I REALLY
DON'T.

425
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,948
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR
A LONGTIME.

426
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,750
SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE KID,
RIGHT?

427
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,384
>> YEAH.

428
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,821
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT TO ONLINE
SCHOOL BEFORE IT WAS THE THING

429
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,090
THAT EVERYONE WAS REQUIRED TO DO.

430
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:29,662
>> YES, I DID.
AND WHAT DO YOU ‐‐ LOOKING BACK,

431
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,165
BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN LOOK BACK,
WHEREAS THE REST OF US ARE IN

432
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:37,837
THE MIDDLE OF IT, LOOKING BACK
DO YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD THING?

433
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,539
>> YOU KNOW ‐‐ IT'S DIFFERENT.
I'LL SAY THAT.

434
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:44,143
AS SOMEONE WHO GOT TO GO TO
REGULAR SCHOOL AND ALSO HAD TO

435
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,712
DO ONLINE SCHOOL, IT'S
DEFINITELY CHALLENGING, LIKE TO

436
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:50,583
JUST STAY FOCUSSED AND STAY
MOTIVATED.

437
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,385
AND NOT ‐‐ LIKE I DON'T WANT TO
SNITCH ON ANYONE.

438
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,388
BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
WRONG. BUT I'M JUST SAYING.

439
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:56,989
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.

440
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:02,828
>> IT'S EASY TO USE YOUR
COMPUTER TO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

441
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,830
SAYING?
SO JUST ‐‐ IT'S EASY TO FINISH

442
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,197
THINGS FASTER.

443
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:05,564
>> Jimmy: WHAT?

444
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,534
[ LAUGHTER ]

445
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,403
>> UM ‐‐ WITH THE HELP OF THE
INTERNET.

446
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,573
>> Jimmy: I SEE.

447
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:19,178
>> SO ‐‐ I DID NOT DO THAT.
I DID NOT DO THAT.

448
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:23,883
I HAD A TEACHER THAT WAS LIKE ON
ME, WHO I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR, SHE

449
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,452
WAS LIKE AN AUNTY TO ME.
I HAD TO.

450
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,354
SO YOU JUST ‐‐ I'M JUST SAYING.

451
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:29,588
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
CHEATING ON LIKE A TEST OR

452
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:35,528
SOMETHING? OH, OKAY.

453
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,696
>> YOU SAID IT ON ME.
IT COULD HAPPEN.

454
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:41,066
I DIDN'T DO IT, I WOULD LIKE TO
CONFIRM, IF MY MOM WAS WATCHING,

455
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:41,467
I DID NOT.

456
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,136
>> Jimmy: TRUE OR FALSE,
ZENDAYA?

457
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,905
ANDREW GARFIELD HATES CRANBERRY
SAUCE?

458
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:54,313
[ LAUGHTER ]

459
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,449
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM A SPECIAL

460
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,386
EPISODE, INTERESTING WHAT
THEY'VE DONE, "EUPHORIA" WITH

461
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:00,783
ZENDAYA, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

462
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,227
>>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO
SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A

463
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,728
WHOLE LOT OF HOPE?

464
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:14,700
>> WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
GROWING UP, MY GRANDMA USED TO

465
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:20,673
ALWAYS HAVE THIS SAYING.
AND I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT

466
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:25,511
MEANT ‐‐ UNTIL I WAS READY TO
GET CLEAN.

467
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:32,251
AND HER WORDS WERE, BABY,
TROUBLE DON'T LAST ALWAYS.

468
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:38,357
AND IT DOESN'T.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A CHANGE.

469
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,959
THAT'S UP TO YOU.

470
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:44,563
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ZENDAYA IN
"EUPHORIA."

471
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,064
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

472
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,533
TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE
ACTOR THAT WE JUST SAW IN THE

473
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,803
SCENE WITH YOU THERE.

474
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,207
>> SHE IS MISS MARCIA.
AND SHE IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

475
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:55,975
>> Jimmy: SHE IS.

476
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,912
>> WE'RE SO LUCKY THAT WE HAVE
HER IN THE "EUPHORIA" FAMILY.

477
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:05,784
WE ACTUALLY MET HER AT ONE OF
THE CHURCHES THAT WE SHOT

478
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,454
"EUPHORIA" SEASON 1 AT.
I BELIEVE IT WAS ACTUALLY THE

479
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:11,223
PILOT.
WE MET HER WHILE SHOOTING THE

480
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,025
PILOT.
AND SHE WAS ‐‐ SHE WORKED THERE.

481
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:16,862
AND WE WERE SHOOTING THERE.
AND SAM MET HER, AND SHE ‐‐ WE

482
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:23,068
WERE JUST TAKEN BY HER CHARM AND
HER PERSONALITY. AND HER STORY.

483
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,871
SHE HAS HER OWN STORY OF
ADDICTION AND HER OWN BATTLE

484
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:28,140
WITH ADDICTION.
SHE WAS SO OPEN AND HONEST.

485
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,010
SAM WAS LIKE, MISS MARCIA, WE'RE
COMING BACK FOR YOU.

486
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:34,013
SHE WAS IN THE FIRST SEASON.
THEN WHEN HE WROTE THESE

487
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:37,182
EPISODES, HE WAS LIKE, WE'VE GOT
TO BRING MISS MARCIA BACK.

488
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:40,019
SHE CAME BACK, AND SHE WAS
WILLING TO SHARE HER STORY AND

489
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,788
HER WORDS WITH US.
THOSE WORDS THAT YOU SEE ARE HER

490
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,491
OWN WORDS.
AND SHE SPOKE TO US, AND IT WAS

491
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:49,094
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU PLAYED THAT

492
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:53,899
ONE. BECAUSE WHAT SHE SAYS IS HER
STORY.

493
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:57,836
AND IT ACTUALLY ENDED UP BEING
THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE.

494
00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,172
SO SHE'S ‐‐ WE'RE VERY THANKFUL
FOR HER.

495
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,241
>> Jimmy: SHE IS FANTASTIC.

496
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:02,741
[ APPLAUSE ]

497
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:06,378
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
AND YOU'RE GREAT AND YOUR

498
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,014
COSTARS ‐‐ THERE ARE VERY FEW
ACTORS IN THIS EPISODE.

499
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:12,952
IT'S KIND OF A ‐‐ WOULD YOU SAY
IT'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE?

500
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,555
>> TECHNICALLY, YEAH.
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE FOR THEM, SO

501
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:19,291
IT WAS OUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN THE

502
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,361
MOOD FOR A HAPPY HOLIDAY THING,
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE VIBE

503
00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,329
FOR YOU.

504
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,229
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.

505
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:28,300
>> BUT IT IS OUR OWN VERSION
OF ‐‐ I MEAN, THERE IS HOPE IN

506
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,903
THERE.
I THINK THERE ARE SOME HOPEFUL

507
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:35,574
MOMENTS.
BUT IT'S ‐‐ IT'S VERY INTIMATE.

508
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,345
AND IT EXPLORES SO MUCH.
AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE.

509
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:42,448
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE
THAT EVERY PARENT WITH A HIGH

510
00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:46,952
SCHOOLER OR A CHILD THAT'S GOING
TO BE A HIGH SCHOOLER ONE DAY,

511
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:50,255
IS TERRIFIED BY THIS SHOW.
THEY WATCH THE SHOW AND THEY GO,

512
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,958
OH MY GOD, IS THIS WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN?

513
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:57,496
IS THIS WHAT'S GOING ON?
DO YOU HEAR THAT A LOT?

514
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:01,100
>> YES. YES, I DO.

515
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,969
>> Jimmy: AND WHEN SOMEBODY LIKE
MISS MARCIA COMES IN AND IS

516
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:08,674
GREAT OFF THE BAT WITHOUT ANY
ACTING EXPERIENCE, IS THAT

517
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,776
DISHEARTENING AT ALL?
BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN

518
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:12,445
ANY OTHER JOB.

519
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:12,778
[ LAUGHTER ]

520
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,080
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN ON A
BASKETBALL COURT.

521
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,950
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AN
OPERATING ROOM.

522
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:18,550
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE.

523
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:23,288
[ APPLAUSE ]

524
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:26,158
>> SHE'S ‐‐ LISTEN.
I'LL TAKE IT.

525
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:31,330
MISS MARCIA IS SO, LIKE ‐‐ WE'RE
TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH MISS

526
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,098
MARCIA, OKAY?
SHE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL.

527
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:38,504
YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE HER.
SHE IS EVERYTHING. I'M INSPIRED.

528
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,906
>> Jimmy: I WONDER IF PEOPLE
KNOW THAT DRAKE IS ONE OF THE

529
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,975
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THIS SHOW.

530
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:47,312
AND I HEARD THAT YOU GUYS HAD ‐‐
AT YOUR WRAP PARTY HE BROUGHT

531
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,449
GIFT BAGS FOR EVERYONE.
AND IN THE GIFT BAGS WERE ‐‐ IT

532
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,952
WAS MONEY. IT WAS BAGS OF MONEY.

533
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:53,285
[ LAUGHTER ]

534
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:53,986
IS THAT TRUE?

535
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,621
>> IT WASN'T EXACTLY THAT.

536
00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:55,988
>> Jimmy: OH.

537
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,291
>> IT WASN'T EXACTLY THAT.
I DON'T KNOW THE FULL SITUATION.

538
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:06,265
BUT I KNOW AT OUR WRAP PARTY,
DRAKE WAS GIFTING MONEY TO

539
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,500
PEOPLE ENTERED A RAFFLE, PEOPLE
WON MONEY.

540
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,501
>> Jimmy: I SEE.

541
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,937
>> WHICH WAS COOL.
ESPECIALLY FOR OUR CREW MEMBERS.

542
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:15,007
THEY WERE, LIKE, VERY, VERY
HAPPY.

543
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,976
>> Jimmy: HE LIKES GIVING OUT
MONEY. I WONDER IF HE GIVES OUT

544
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:22,448
AMERICAN MONEY OR THAT PHONEY
CANADIAN MONEY.

545
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:22,781
[ LAUGHTER ]

546
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,751
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'LL HAVE TO
ASK, I CAN FIND THAT OUT FOR YOU.

547
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:28,854
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,
GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT AND

548
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:31,290
GET BACK TO ME, I'D APPRECIATE
IT.

549
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:31,623
[ LAUGHTER ]

550
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,258
VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU,
CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.

551
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,896
THANKS FOR BEING WITH US.
ZENDAYA, "EUPHORIA."

552
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:41,702
SPECIAL EPISODE ONE ON HBO MAX.
SUNDAY NIGHTS, 9:00, HBO.

553
00:26:41,702 --> 00:26:42,165
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DIEGO
LUNA, THANKS!

554
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,908
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

555
00:26:47,826 --> 00:26:51,543
♪

556
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,212
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW.

557
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,280
MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON IS ON
THE WAY.

558
00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:01,386
YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM
"ROGUE ONE," FROM "NARCOS

559
00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,990
MEXICO," AND "WANDER DARKLY."
IT OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON

560
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:08,427
DEMAND A WEEK FROM TOMORROW.
PLEASE WELCOME DIEGO LUNA.

561
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,629
>> HEY, HEY, HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY?

562
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,631
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD.
I'M SORRY IT'S SO LATE.

563
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,801
I HEARD IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT WHERE YOU ARE NOW, HUH?

564
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,570
>> IT'S VERY LATE.
I'M IN LONDON. IT'S LATE, COLD.

565
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:19,605
BUT I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

566
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,039
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SHOOTING RIGHT
NOW.

567
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:24,443
WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING RIGHT NOW
OVER THERE?

568
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:29,982
>> YEAH, A TINY LITTLE THING.
A SHORT FILM WITH SOME FRIENDS.

569
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:34,987
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
FOR DISNEY PLUS WITH LUCASFILM

570
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,320
INVOLVED.

571
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,289
>> THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, YEAH.

572
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:37,956
[ LAUGHTER ]

573
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:40,993
>> Jimmy: SO I WANT TO ASK THIS
QUESTION.

574
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:44,796
WE HAD ‐‐ THE NERDS DESCEND UPON
ME TODAY. THIS IS THE QUESTION.

575
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,566
I'VE ACTUALLY WRITTEN IT DOWN SO
I CAN GET IT RIGHT.

576
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:53,672
"ROGUE ONE" WAS A PREQUEL TO
"STAR WARS" EPISODE IV.

577
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:58,343
YOUR SERIES IS A PREQUEL TO THAT
BUT IT IS NOT A SEQUEL TO

578
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:02,080
EPISODES I, II, III, COMMONLY
KNOWN AS THE PREQUELS.

579
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,685
SO YOUR SHOW IS A PREQUEL TO A
PREQUEL, BUT NOT A SEQUEL TO THE

580
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:06,018
PREQUEL.

581
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,221
[ LAUGHTER ]

582
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:09,922
IS THAT ACCURATE?

583
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:10,622
>> YEAH.

584
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,256
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ACCURATE?

585
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,791
>> I THINK MY SON WROTE THAT
QUESTION.

586
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,394
[ LAUGHTER ]

587
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:22,568
THE NERDS, YOU'RE REFERRING TO
MY SON, YEAH. IT IS A WEIRD ONE.

588
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:26,071
IT'S BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU
HAVE TO KNOW TO UNDERSTAND

589
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,806
"ROGUE ONE."
SO THE STORY OF THE CHARACTER

590
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:31,043
BEFORE AND HOW ‐‐ I MEAN, I CAN
SPOIL THE ENDING, I GUESS?

591
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,612
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE KNOW WHAT
HAPPENS ULTIMATELY TO YOUR

592
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,147
CHARACTER.
SO YOU REALLY ‐‐ YOU'VE ALREADY

593
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,449
SPOILED THE ENDING.

594
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:43,488
>> YEAH, I DID. I DID.
WE DID. SUCCESSFULLY.

595
00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,158
WHICH WAS GREAT.
IT'S NICE TO, YOU KNOW ‐‐ TO GO

596
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:49,761
INTO A STORY YOU ALREADY KNOW
THE ENDING.

597
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,864
THEN YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE
LITTLE NUANCES.

598
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:53,799
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.

599
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,802
>> THE LAYERS.
I THINK IT'S FUN TO DO SOMETHING

600
00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:58,270
THAT IS NOT JUST ABOUT GETTING
TO THE END.

601
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,472
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH.
NO, I'M WITH YOU.

602
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:01,773
>> IT'S ABOUT DELAYING THAT.

603
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:05,346
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ACTING,

604
00:29:05,346 --> 00:29:05,711
RIGHT?

605
00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:06,044
[ LAUGHTER ]

606
00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:08,447
>> YES.

607
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:12,050
>> Jimmy: DIEGO, I REMEMBER WHEN
YOU WERE HERE WITH THE CAST, AND

608
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:15,587
YOU SAID YOUR SON, YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOUR SON.

609
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,524
YOU WERE FACETIMING WITH YOUR
SON, AND ‐‐ WHAT HAPPENED?

610
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:23,762
LIKE SOMEBODY WALKED BY IN THE
BACKGROUND AND YOUR SON GOT A

611
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,463
SCREEN GRAB?

612
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,365
>> NOT SOMEBODY.
A STORMTROOPER.

613
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:27,666
>> Jimmy: A STORMTROOPER, YEAH.

614
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:31,737
>> YEAH.
AND HE TOOK A SCREEN SHOT OF

615
00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:37,542
THAT CONVERSATION.
AND THEN HE HANDED ME, AND I

616
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:38,777
LIVED TWO OR THREE MINUTES OF
PANIC.

617
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,013
[ LAUGHTER ]

618
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:41,413
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.

619
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:44,249
>> IT WAS HORRIBLE.
HORRENDOUS.

620
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,418
HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO SET
ANYMORE.

621
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,787
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE
LOCKDOWN IN LONDON AND IT'S

622
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:49,288
BECAUSE MY SON IS HERE.

623
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:54,526
[ LAUGHTER ]

624
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,461
LOCK EVERYONE SO HE CAN'T GO TO
SET.

625
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,430
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A DOUBLE
AGENT IN YOUR MIDST.

626
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,932
WILL YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN
LONDON?

627
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,634
>> NO, I'LL GO BACK TO MEXICO.

628
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,604
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL GO BACK TO
MEXICO.

629
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,472
>> OF COURSE.

630
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,006
>> Jimmy: YES.

631
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:09,741
>> FAMILY, MY HOME IS.

632
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,310
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR
CHILDREN?

633
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,044
>> 10 AND 12.

634
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:16,481
>> Jimmy: SO ‐‐ OKAY, SO I DON'T
KNOW IF THEY'RE ‐‐ ARE THEY IN

635
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,749
THE SANTA RANGE?

636
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:18,116
>> NO.

637
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:23,055
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THEY'RE OUT OF
THE SANTA RANGE.

638
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,691
>> I AM A TERRIBLE ‐‐ NO,
THEY'RE NOT.

639
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:28,060
BUT IT'S ‐‐ I MEAN, I GREW UP
LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.

640
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,194
MY FATHER HATED CHRISTMAS.

641
00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:32,631
>> Jimmy: YOUR FATHER HATED
CHRISTMAS? WOW.

642
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:36,068
>> I MEAN, HE JUST DIDN'T CARE,
YOU KNOW.

643
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:40,339
WE'D ALWAYS END UP CRASHING
SOMEONE ELSE'S CHRISTMAS DINNER.

644
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,574
IT WAS ALWAYS HIM AND I JUST
THERE HUGGING PEOPLE WE ACTUALLY

645
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:47,012
DIDN'T KNOW.
GETTING LEFTOVERS AS PRESENTS,

646
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,583
YOU KNOW.
THE VHS OF A CHEESY FILM OR

647
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:50,916
WHATEVER.

648
00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:51,316
>> Jimmy: WHAT?

649
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:56,054
>> WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN ‐‐ YEAH. IT'S SAD.

650
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,823
I WAS BORN ALSO THE 29th OF
DECEMBER.

651
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:01,593
FOR ME THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS, IT'S
JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME OF THE

652
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:02,260
YEAR, YOU KNOW?

653
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:05,530
>> Jimmy: OH, NO.
THIS IS TERRIBLE. SO YOUR DAD ‐‐

654
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,231
>> TERRIBLE.

655
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:09,901
>> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE
ONE OF THOSE PRIMETIME SPECIALS.

656
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:15,674
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN
THOSE. THOSE RANKIN BASS ANIMATED

657
00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:18,043
THINGS, THE DAD WHO DIDN'T CARE
ABOUT CHRISTMAS.

658
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,779
THE END OF A SPECIAL LIKE THAT,
SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.

659
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:24,282
THE END OF "THE GRINCH," HIS
HEART GROWS MANY SIZES.

660
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,818
THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR DAD,
HUH?

661
00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:26,151
>> NO, NO.

662
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:30,021
[ LAUGHTER ]

663
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:32,124
NEVER, NEVER.
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

664
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,260
I MEAN, I HAD TO UNDERSTAND THAT
THERE WAS ANOTHER BOY THAT WAS

665
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:39,231
BORN KIND OF LIKE THE SAME WEEK
I WAS, AND WHO WAS MORE

666
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:44,302
IMPORTANT THAN I WAS.
EVEN TO MY FATHER.

667
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:45,837
SO ANYWAY, YEAH.

668
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:46,405
>> Jimmy: WOW.

669
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,609
>> MY KIDS ‐‐ I PLAYED IT FOR MY
KIDS MANY YEARS, AND I WOULD

670
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,042
HAVE FUN.

671
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:54,045
>> Jimmy: DO YOU OVERCOMPENSATE
NOW BECAUSE YOUR FATHER DID

672
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,882
NOT ‐‐ I SEE, OH, THAT'S GOOD,
ALL RIGHT.

673
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:57,382
>> YEAH.

674
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,016
>> Jimmy: AND YOU ‐‐

675
00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:00,318
>> OF COURSE, THEY'RE GETTING
EVERYTHING I DIDN'T GET, YOU

676
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:04,156
KNOW.
THE PROBLEM IS, IT'S ALL VINTAGE

677
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:07,159
TOYS THAT I WANTED.
AND THEY GO LIKE, DAD.

678
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:11,830
NO ONE WANTS THAT ANYMORE.

679
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:12,264
[ APPLAUSE ]

680
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,765
>> Jimmy: IS THERE SOMETHING ON
YOUR LIST?

681
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,066
I FEEL I SHOULD SEND YOU SOME
PRESENTS.

682
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,103
[ LAUGHTER ]

683
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:22,374
MAYBE A HE‐MAN DOLL?
A STRETCH ARMSTRONG?

684
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:28,346
>> OH, THE STRETCH ARMSTRONG,
THAT WAS AMAZING!

685
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:28,713
[ LAUGHTER ]

686
00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:31,450
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GET YOU A
DRESS AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A

687
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,053
STRETCH ARMSTRONG IN THE MAIL,
DON'T WORRY, DIEGO.

688
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:38,690
A LITTLE ELF NAMED GUILLERMO IS
GOING TO NAME IT TO YOU.

689
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,525
>> Guillermo: HI, DIEGO!

690
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:43,628
>> HI, THERE YOU ARE!

691
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,264
>> Guillermo: HELLO, BIEN!

692
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:48,533
>> Jimmy: HE SAID HOW ARE YOU
DOING?

693
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,602
GUILLERMO DOESN'T SPEAK ANY
SPANISH.

694
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:54,306
>> Guillermo: TELL HIM MUI BIEN.

695
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,174
>> Jimmy: HE SAID HE'S DOING
VERY WELL.

696
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:59,911
I'M TRANSLATING FOR YOU GUYS.
DIEGO, YOU GUYS DID A FUN THING

697
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,448
FOR CHARITY.
YOU RECREATED THE MOVIE "THE

698
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,851
PRINCESS BRIDE."
AND ‐‐ I'M NOT ‐‐

699
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,187
>> WE MADE IT BETTER, IN FACT.

700
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:08,520
[ LAUGHTER ]

701
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,454
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT BETTER.

702
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:15,594
>> YEAH, I MEAN, WE FIXED ‐‐ I
MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THEY DID YEARS

703
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,462
AGO ‐‐ WE HAD ALL THE TOOLS.

704
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,097
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOT THIS ON YOUR
PHONES.

705
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:22,234
ALL THE ACTORS WERE IN DIFFERENT
SPOTS, THEN THEY PIECED IT

706
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,903
TOGETHER.
WHO ACTUALLY SHOT THIS FOR YOU?

707
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:29,441
>> WELL, I HAD THREE DIRECTORS
ON SET, WHICH WAS CHALLENGING.

708
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,075
AS AN ACTOR.

709
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:30,675
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.

710
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,144
>> BECAUSE I HAD THREE DIFFERENT
PERSPECTIVES.

711
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:36,148
MY DAUGHTER, MY SON, AND MY
GIRLFRIEND'S SON.

712
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:36,481
[ LAUGHTER ]

713
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:40,919
SO THEY WERE DIRECTING ME.
IT WAS QUITE CONFUSING.

714
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:41,586
>> Jimmy: YES.

715
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:46,291
>> AND THEN JASON REITMAN WAS
THE DIRECTOR OF THE WHOLE THING.

716
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,394
AND I GOT TO SEE JACK BLACK'S
VIDEO BEFORE I DID MINE.

717
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,396
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.

718
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:54,132
>> TOOK A LOT OF CARE IN THE
CONTINUITY.

719
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:55,967
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT CAME OUT ‐‐

720
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:57,168
>> SO IT WOULD MATCH.

721
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,505
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST PERFECT,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

722
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:03,475
>> WHEN THE MAN ARRIVED AND
ASKED FOR A VERY SPECIAL SWORD,

723
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:10,982
MY FATHER TOOK THE JOB.
HE SLAVED FOR ONE YEAR.

724
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:16,955
UNTIL HE WAS DONE.

725
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:17,289
[ LAUGHTER ]

726
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:20,926
>> Jimmy: SEAMLESS.
ABSOLUTELY SEAMLESS.

727
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:21,459
[ APPLAUSE ]

728
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:24,262
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

729
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:27,766
>> Jimmy: DIEGO, YOUR MOVIE,
IT'S CALLED "WANDER DARKLY."

730
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,801
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU REALLY
CAN'T TELL US MUCH OF ANYTHING

731
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,003
ABOUT IT. IS THAT TRUE?

732
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:36,007
>> IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.
USUALLY WE TALK ABOUT FILMS, I

733
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:39,744
MEAN, YOU KNOW ‐‐ NOW PEOPLE GO
TO SEE FILMS KNOWING EVERYTHING.

734
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,546
THIS ONE, NOT GOING TO SAY MUCH.

735
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:41,947
>> Jimmy: OKAY.

736
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:47,085
>> BUT IT'S A VERY SMART SCRIPT,

737
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,121
AMAZINGLY WROTE, SIENNA MILLER

738
00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:57,395
PLAYS THE WIFE, I PLAY MATEO.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, HEARTBREAKING

739
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:59,431
LOVE STORY, VERY COMPLEX AND
INTERESTING TO WATCH.

740
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,466
>> Jimmy: IS SPIDER‐MAN IN IT?

741
00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:05,704
>> NO.
THAT'S WHY IT'S ‐‐ YOU FANCY

742
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:06,037
SPIDER‐MAN?

743
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:10,008
>> Jimmy: NO SPIDER‐MAN.
WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.

744
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:13,645
GO GET A LITTLE BIT OF SLEEP.
AND AN EARLY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO

745
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:17,182
YOU. "WANDER DARKLY" OPENS IN
THEATERS AND ON DEMAND A WEEK

746
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:20,552
FROM TOMORROW.
DIEGO LUNA, EVERYBODY!

747
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:28,226
THANKS, DIEGO.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH PARIS JACKSON!

748
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:29,961
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS

749
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,430
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING.

750
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:41,940
>>> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"
CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY

751
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,476
MERCEDES‐BENZ, THE BEST OR
NOTHING.

752
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,644
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK
ZENDAYA AND DIEGO LUNA,

753
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,778
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,

754
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:47,946
HER DEBUT ALBUM IS CALLED
"WILTED," PLAYING HER SONG, "LET

755
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,014
DOWN," FROM THE VIPER ROOM RIGHT
HERE IN HOLLYWOOD,

756
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:54,988
PARIS JACKSON!

757
00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:55,353
♪

758
00:35:55,353 --> 00:36:02,694
♪

759
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,697
♪ HEAD HANGING DOWN

760
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:10,168
SHREDDED EVENING GOWN

761
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:17,676
EYES PAINTED BLACK
A TRAGIC PAPERBACK ♪

762
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:21,646
♪ YOU WERE MY ALL

763
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:26,751
AND NOW I FALL

764
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:34,693
TO THE GROUND YOU HIT THE WALL ♪

765
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:35,760
♪ AND NOW I CRAWL

766
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:43,702
UNDERGROUND

767
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:50,675
LET ME DOWN AGAIN
BREAK ME FLUSH ME ♪

768
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:58,383
♪ DOWN THE DRAIN

769
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:07,561
LET ME DOWN AGAIN

770
00:37:07,561 --> 00:37:07,926
♪

771
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:21,439
♪

772
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:25,543
♪ YOU WERE ALL I HAD

773
00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:30,148
WE FELL FAST AND HARD ♪

774
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:32,183
♪ HOW DID IT GET THIS BAD

775
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:41,392
INS AND OUTS SO SCARRED

776
00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:46,731
YOU WERE MY ALL AND NOW I FALL ♪

777
00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:49,033
♪ TO THE GROUND

778
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,869
YOU HIT THE WALL AND NOW I CRAWL

779
00:37:50,869 --> 00:38:06,451
UNDERGROUND ♪

780
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:10,321
♪ LET ME DOWN AGAIN

781
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:11,823
BREAK ME FLUSH ME

782
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:24,369
DOWN THE DRAIN

783
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:29,040
LET ME DOWN AGAIN ♪

784
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,775
♪ BREAK ME FLUSH ME

785
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:34,712
DOWN THE DRAIN

786
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,848
♪

787
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:52,931
♪

788
00:38:55,300 --> 00:39:02,440
♪ let me down again

789
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,408
BREAK ME FLUSH ME ♪

790
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:09,180
♪ DOWN THE DRAIN

791
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:20,024
LET ME DOWN AGAIN

792
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:20,425
OOH OOH ♪

793
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:33,104
♪

794
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:49,187
♪