1 00:00:00,825 --> 00:00:04,095 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!" 2 00:00:04,095 --> 00:00:06,898 TONIGHT, KRISTEN STEWART. JOSH DUHAMEL. 3 00:00:06,898 --> 00:00:11,075 BENNETT FROM "THE BACHELORETTE." AND MUSIC FROM JAMES TAYLOR. 4 00:00:11,075 --> 00:00:14,746 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:14,746 --> 00:00:18,649 >> HI, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:23,287 THANKS FOR WATCHING. IT'S A HALF HOLIDAY WORK. 7 00:00:23,287 --> 00:00:25,957 WE'RE HALF AT WORK. OUR PRESIDENT WAS HALF AT WORK. 8 00:00:25,957 --> 00:00:32,702 "PUNXSUDONNY PHIL" EMERGED FROM HIS HOLE FOR NOT ONE, BUT TWO 9 00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:37,040 PUBLIC APPEARANCES TODAY. TRUMP GAVE A 64 SECOND‐LONG 10 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,808 PRESS CONFERENCE. CAME IN, BRAGGED ABOUT THE STOCK 11 00:00:38,808 --> 00:00:39,442 MARKET, GOT RIGHT OUT OF THERE. 12 00:00:39,442 --> 00:00:41,377 [ LAUGHTER ] 13 00:00:41,377 --> 00:00:45,214 AND THEY SAY ‐‐ THIS WAS TRUMP'S SHORTEST APPEARANCE IN THE 14 00:00:45,214 --> 00:00:49,185 BRIEFING ROOM EVER. HE DIDN'T TAKE QUESTIONS FROM 15 00:00:49,185 --> 00:00:52,455 THE REPORTERS. BUT HE DID DO HIS CEREMONIAL 16 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:54,490 DUTY IN THE ROSE GARDEN, THAT'S RIGHT, FOR THE ANNUAL PARDON OF 17 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,592 THE WHITE HOUSE TURKEY. 18 00:00:56,592 --> 00:01:00,663 >> I HEREBY GRANT YOU A FULL AND 19 00:01:00,663 --> 00:01:04,600 COMPLETE PARDON. 20 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:10,339 >> WOW! ALL THE NETWORKS! WE HAVE TO FORGET ABOUT THE LAW! 21 00:01:10,339 --> 00:01:14,043 JUDGES DON'T COUNT! 22 00:01:14,043 --> 00:01:15,878 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 23 00:01:15,878 --> 00:01:21,050 >> Jimmy: ENJOY YOUR NIGHTMARES. IT'S THE FIRST TURKEY BALESED 24 00:01:21,050 --> 00:01:22,185 WITH GRECIAN FORMULA. 25 00:01:22,185 --> 00:01:22,618 [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:01:22,618 --> 00:01:24,921 TRUMP DID THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR. 27 00:01:24,921 --> 00:01:27,824 INSTEAD OF THE USUAL PARDON, THEY DID A PRISONER EXCHANGE. 28 00:01:27,824 --> 00:01:32,528 WE PARDONED TWO OF THEIRS, THEY SENT US TWO OF OURS. SMART. 29 00:01:32,528 --> 00:01:34,430 WHY LET THE TURKEYS GO FOR NOTHING? 30 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,699 JUST SO THE VICE PRESIDENT DIDN'T FEEL LEFT OUT THIS 31 00:01:36,699 --> 00:01:39,669 MORNING THEY LET MIKE PENCE PARDON A BOWL OF STUFFING. 32 00:01:39,669 --> 00:01:40,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:43,239 THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY CANCELED THEIR TRIP TO 34 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:46,342 MAR‐A‐LAGO THIS WEEK. THEY'RE PLANNING TO SPEND 35 00:01:46,342 --> 00:01:49,045 THANKSGIVING AT THE WHITE HOUSE. WHAT IS THAT DINNER GOING TO BE 36 00:01:49,045 --> 00:01:50,379 LIKE? WHEN THEY GO AROUND THE TABLE 37 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:54,050 AND ASK WHAT YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR, EVERYONE HAS TO SAY HIM, 38 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:55,818 RIGHT? IT'S MORE OF A THANKS‐TAKING AT 39 00:01:55,818 --> 00:01:58,554 THE TRUMP HOUSE. YESTERDAY THE GSA PAVED THE WAY 40 00:01:58,554 --> 00:02:04,527 FOR WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED TRANSITION 41 00:02:04,527 --> 00:02:05,695 SINCE CAITLYN JENNER, I GUESS. 42 00:02:05,695 --> 00:02:06,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:02:06,028 --> 00:02:09,432 TEAM BIDEN IS NOW OFFICIALLY IN CONTACT WITH MEMBERS OF THE 44 00:02:09,432 --> 00:02:13,069 OUTGOING ADMINISTRATION. BUT TRUMP STILL REFUSES TO 45 00:02:13,069 --> 00:02:16,105 IDENTIFY HIMSELF AT OUTGOING. HE HAS NOT CONCEDED. 46 00:02:16,105 --> 00:02:18,875 THIS IS DAY 21 OF SQUATTERGATE. 47 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:19,208 [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:22,979 AND HE IS READY TO EAT HIS OWN. HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH FOX NEWS OR 49 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:26,816 SOME OF HIS FELLOW REPUBLICANS. THIS MORNING HE EXPRESSED THAT 50 00:02:26,816 --> 00:02:30,553 DISPLEASURE BY RETWEETING ACTOR RANDY QUAID. 51 00:02:30,553 --> 00:02:34,891 HE WROTE, ARE YOU LISTENING, REPUBLICANS? 52 00:02:34,891 --> 00:02:37,994 HE RETWEETED RANDY QUAID FIVE TIMES INCLUDING THIS VIDEO 53 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:40,096 ATTACK ON FOX NEWS. 54 00:02:40,096 --> 00:02:41,898 >> FOX NEWS DAYTIME RATINGS HAVE 55 00:02:41,898 --> 00:02:48,571 COMPLETELY COLLAPSED. 56 00:02:48,571 --> 00:02:56,345 WEEKEND DAYTIME EVEN WORSE. VERY SAD TO WATCH THIS HAPPEN. 57 00:02:56,345 --> 00:02:58,681 TSK‐TSK. 58 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:04,620 >> Jimmy: LOOK OUT, KIDS, SANTA'S BEEN EATING BATH SALTS. 59 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:04,954 [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:03:04,954 --> 00:03:08,124 >> Jimmy: RANDY QUAID. LET'S JUST SAY HE MAKES GARY 61 00:03:08,124 --> 00:03:11,394 BUSEY LOOK LIKE DR. FAUCI, RANDY QUAID. 62 00:03:11,394 --> 00:03:11,727 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:03:11,727 --> 00:03:16,098 FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER RANDY QUAID AS COUSIN EDDIE FROM THE 64 00:03:16,098 --> 00:03:18,634 "VACATION" MOVIES, HE HAS A LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OUTSIDE 65 00:03:18,634 --> 00:03:20,603 ACTING. HE'S BEEN ARRESTED A FEW TIMES. 66 00:03:20,603 --> 00:03:24,006 HE TRIED TO GET ASYLUM IN CANADA. HE BELIEVES THERE'S A GROUP 67 00:03:24,006 --> 00:03:26,175 CALLED THE HOLLYWOOD STAR WHACKERS THAT IS PLOTTING TO 68 00:03:26,175 --> 00:03:28,544 KILL HIM. AND OUR PRESIDENT RETWEETED THAT 69 00:03:28,544 --> 00:03:30,646 PERSON FIVE TIMES TODAY. 70 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:31,113 [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:03:31,113 --> 00:03:33,516 THIS IS INTERESTING. 54% OF REPUBLICANS SAY THEY'D 72 00:03:33,516 --> 00:03:37,053 VOTE FOR TRUMP IF HE RAN AGAIN IN 2024. 73 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:40,356 WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A LOT UNTIL YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT THREE 74 00:03:40,356 --> 00:03:43,025 WEEKS AGO, 94% OF REPUBLICANS VOTED FOR HIM. 75 00:03:43,025 --> 00:03:47,230 IN THREE WEEKS HE LOST 40%. THEY KNOW HE'S NOT THE ONLY 76 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:50,299 CHOICE, RIGHT? THERE ARE OTHER REALITY SHOW 77 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:52,969 STARS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PRESIDENT DOG 78 00:03:52,969 --> 00:03:54,570 THE BOUNTY HUNTER FOR A WHILE? 79 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:54,904 [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:03:54,904 --> 00:03:58,207 VOTING FOR TRUMP IN 2024 WOULD REQUIRE HIM TO LEAVE, AND HE 81 00:03:58,207 --> 00:04:02,211 STILL HASN'T CONCEDED. YOU KNOW, TALKING TO SOME OF MY 82 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:07,116 THEATER FRIENDS TODAY. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH 83 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:14,290 THIS REMINDS US OF THE ACT I FINALE OF "DREAMGIRLS." 84 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:15,191 >> Guillermo: YEAH. 85 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:15,958 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER? 86 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,159 >> Guillermo: ROE OH, YES. 87 00:04:17,159 --> 00:04:18,594 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS? 88 00:04:18,594 --> 00:04:22,531 >> Guillermo: OH, MY GOD, IT WAS A GREAT SHOW. OH MY GOD, YEAH. 89 00:04:22,531 --> 00:04:22,965 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 90 00:04:22,965 --> 00:04:24,900 >> Guillermo: YEAH. 91 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:25,301 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY. 92 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:25,634 [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:26,302 >> Guillermo: YEAH, KEEP GOING. 94 00:04:26,302 --> 00:04:29,705 >> Jimmy: WE TOOK THE MUSIC FROM "DREAMGIRLS" AND WE MATCHED THE 95 00:04:29,705 --> 00:04:32,074 PRESIDENT TO IT. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HIM NOT 96 00:04:32,074 --> 00:04:34,644 GOING SOUNDS A LOT BETTER WHEN YOU SING IT. 97 00:04:34,644 --> 00:04:39,315 >> THE FOX NEWS DECISION DESK CAN NOW PROJECT THAT FORMER VICE 98 00:04:39,315 --> 00:04:43,052 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WILL BECOME THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 99 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:43,385 STATES. 100 00:04:43,385 --> 00:04:49,091 >> DONALD TRUMP, THE 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 101 00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:52,161 WHETHER HE CHOOSES TO CONCEDE, IS YET TO BE SEEN. 102 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:59,702 >> AND I AM TELLING YOU, I'M NOT GOING. 103 00:04:59,702 --> 00:05:03,239 I'M THE BEST. WINNER OF THE ELECTION. 104 00:05:03,239 --> 00:05:08,544 THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN EVER GO. 105 00:05:08,544 --> 00:05:14,016 NO, NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NO WAY. NO, NO, NO. NO WAY. 106 00:05:14,016 --> 00:05:20,623 I'M LIVING WITHOUT YOU. 107 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:28,597 I'M NOT LIVING WITHOUT YOU. I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE! 108 00:05:28,597 --> 00:05:33,736 I'M STAYING. I'M STAYING. AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, 109 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:40,376 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MEEEEE! 110 00:05:40,376 --> 00:05:45,915 ♪ 111 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:47,850 TEAR DOWN THE MOUNTAINS AND SHOUT. 112 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:51,454 SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT I'M NOT WALKING OUT. 113 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:56,425 STOP ALL THE RIVERS AND KILL, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU, 114 00:05:56,425 --> 00:06:01,897 THERE'S NO WAY I WILL. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I LOSE? 115 00:06:01,897 --> 00:06:07,002 I WILL HAVE LOST TO THE WORST CANDIDATE, THE WORST CANDIDATE 116 00:06:07,002 --> 00:06:13,676 IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS. IF I LOSE WHAT DO I DO? 117 00:06:13,676 --> 00:06:20,916 AND I AM TELLING YOU, I AM NOT GOING. 118 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:21,249 ♪ 119 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:27,089 I'M THE BEST PRESIDENT THAT GOD EVER CREATED. REMEMBER THAT. 120 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:32,194 AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME LOVE ME 121 00:06:32,194 --> 00:06:36,799 LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME. BYE‐BYE! 122 00:06:36,799 --> 00:06:40,269 ♪ 123 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:40,770 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 124 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:45,040 >> Jimmy: GIVE THAT MAN A SKIN TONING. 125 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,076 NOW YOU SEE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 126 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,878 >> Guillermo: YEAH, RIGHT. 127 00:06:48,878 --> 00:06:50,579 >> Jimmy: "DREAMGIRLS." 128 00:06:50,579 --> 00:06:52,748 >> Guillermo: YEAH, "DREAMGIRLS," YEAH. 129 00:06:52,748 --> 00:06:54,417 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BY THE WAY, THERE WILL BE NO 130 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,986 BLACK FRIDAY THIS YEAR, NOT IN THE USUAL SENSE. 131 00:06:56,986 --> 00:06:59,522 THERE WILL BE NO DOOR BUSTER SALES OR PEOPLE LINED UP OUTSIDE 132 00:06:59,522 --> 00:07:05,861 BEST BUY FOR A $12 TV SET. MOST STORES ARE OBSERVING COVID 133 00:07:05,861 --> 00:07:06,796 PROTOCOLS. IF YOU WANT TO GET THE FEELING 134 00:07:06,796 --> 00:07:08,798 OF BLACK FRIDAY, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 135 00:07:08,798 --> 00:07:11,434 JUST BUY SOMETHING ONLINE. WHEN THE AMAZON GUY SHOWS UP, 136 00:07:11,434 --> 00:07:14,537 KNOCK HIM DOWN AND WRESTLE IT OUT OF HIS HANDS. 137 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:14,937 [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:07:14,937 --> 00:07:18,207 I'M GOING TO GIVE ALL MY VIEWERS A GIFT RIGHT NOW. 139 00:07:18,207 --> 00:07:20,176 GUILLERMO, YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS TOO. 140 00:07:20,176 --> 00:07:23,479 I WANT EVERYONE AT HOME TO TAKE OUT YOUR PHONES AND OPEN THE 141 00:07:23,479 --> 00:07:26,549 CAMERA. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO TAKE A 142 00:07:26,549 --> 00:07:29,385 SHOT OF YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU HAVE A THANKSGIVING ZOOM 143 00:07:29,385 --> 00:07:33,589 SCHEDULED WITH YOUR FAMILY, MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A 144 00:07:33,589 --> 00:07:35,057 THANKSGIVING ZOOM WITH YOUR FAMILY. 145 00:07:35,057 --> 00:07:38,294 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS START A GROUP TEXT AND SEND THEM A 146 00:07:38,294 --> 00:07:40,796 PICTURE OF THIS. IT'S A FAKE TIME WARNER CABLE 147 00:07:40,796 --> 00:07:44,133 ALERT THAT SAYS, WE'RE EXPERIENCING INTERNET SERVICE 148 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:47,636 ISSUES IN YOUR AREA, THIS COULD TAKE DAYS, WEEKS OR EVEN MONTHS 149 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:50,306 TO FIX, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. 150 00:07:50,306 --> 00:07:54,743 THEN TEXT THEM, SORRY, AUNT SISSY, WE'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 151 00:07:54,743 --> 00:07:55,110 YOU'RE WELCOME. 152 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:58,047 [ APPLAUSE ] 153 00:07:58,047 --> 00:08:01,250 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT THANKFUL ENOUGH, BUT YOU WILL BE. 154 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:01,583 [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:05,287 WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELORETTE" TO BE THANKFUL FOR. 156 00:08:05,287 --> 00:08:07,356 FOUR CONTESTANTS WERE VOTED OUT TONIGHT. 157 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:10,759 ONCE THE RESULTS ARE CERTIFIED, THEY WILL BE SENT TO THEIR HOMES. 158 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:14,196 ON LAST WEEK'S EPISODE, ONE OF THE GROUP DATES LAST WEEK 159 00:08:14,196 --> 00:08:18,667 INVOLVED A BUNCH OF THE GUYS PARTICIPATING IN SOMETHING THEY 160 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:21,837 CALLED THE GROWN‐ASS MAN CHALLENGE. 161 00:08:21,837 --> 00:08:25,374 WHICH WAS, "A," STUPID. ALSO AN ATHLETIC, ROMANTIC, AND 162 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:27,843 MENTAL CHALLENGE. THE MENTAL PART OF WHICH QUICKLY 163 00:08:27,843 --> 00:08:30,112 CLAIMED A VICTIM NAMED BENNETT. 164 00:08:30,112 --> 00:08:32,314 >> HOW MANY ROSES DOES TAYSHIA HAVE LEFT? 165 00:08:32,314 --> 00:08:35,417 >> THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS 15. 166 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:36,886 >> BENNETT GOT IT WRONG. 167 00:08:36,886 --> 00:08:43,025 >> SPELL LIMOUSINE. 168 00:08:43,025 --> 00:08:45,961 >> THREE, TWO, ONE ‐‐ OH, BENNETT FORGET THE "U." 169 00:08:45,961 --> 00:08:48,297 >> WAIT, WHO WENT TO HARVARD? 170 00:08:48,297 --> 00:08:50,766 >> Jimmy: BENNETT MISSED A FEW EASY QUESTIONS, WHICH IS HARD 171 00:08:50,766 --> 00:08:53,269 FOR SOMEONE WHO WENT TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY TO SHAKE OFF. 172 00:08:53,269 --> 00:08:57,139 SO WE DECIDED TO GIVE BENNETT A SECOND CHANCE AT SMART, HE IS 173 00:08:57,139 --> 00:09:00,342 WITH US LIVE. HELLO, BENNETT, HOW ARE YOU? 174 00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:10,219 >> GREAT, HOW ARE YOU, GYJIMMY? 175 00:09:10,219 --> 00:09:11,387 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING A LOT OF 176 00:09:11,387 --> 00:09:12,087 FEEDBACK FROM YOUR IN THE QUIZ? 177 00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:14,523 >> I'D SAY THAT'S FAIR. I'VE BEEN HEARING FROM PEOPLE 178 00:09:14,523 --> 00:09:16,926 FROM HARVARD AND ACROSS THE BOARD HATING ON IT. 179 00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:19,295 I'M HERE TO REDEEM MYSELF TONIGHT. 180 00:09:19,295 --> 00:09:21,630 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO THE HARVARD? IT'S LIKE THE ONE ‐‐ THE 181 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:24,099 UNIVERSITY, RIGHT? NOT THE SCHOOL OF COSMETOLOGY OR 182 00:09:24,099 --> 00:09:24,433 ANYTHING? 183 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:28,270 >> NOT THE EXTENSION SCHOOL. THE ONE AND ONLY, IN FACT, YES. 184 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:30,973 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR MAJOR AT HARVARD? 185 00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:31,840 >> GOVERNMENT. 186 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,843 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE NOT 187 00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:39,815 THE WEAK‐BRAINED IMPOSTER MANY NOW BELIEVE YOU TO BE? 188 00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:40,349 >> ABSOLUTELY. 189 00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:40,749 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 190 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:44,420 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK ‐‐ YEAH, THERE'S ONE, YOU KNOW, STUPID 191 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:49,391 HARVARD GUY ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW AND WOULD LOVE TO LEAVE 192 00:09:49,391 --> 00:09:51,160 THAT MATT DAMON'S ROLE, RIGHT? 193 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,929 >> Jimmy: YES, VERY WELL SAID, SEE? YOU'RE SMART ALL RIGHT. 194 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:54,262 [ APPLAUSE ] 195 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:58,601 I WANT TO SAY BENNETT DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THESE 196 00:09:58,601 --> 00:10:00,936 QUESTIONS, IT'S NOT FIXED. IF YOU KNOW THEM, YOU KNOW THEM. 197 00:10:00,936 --> 00:10:03,439 IF YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T. I ONLY PICK QUESTIONS THAT A 198 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:08,077 BACHELOR SHOULD KNOW, OKAY? LET'S BEGIN. 199 00:10:08,077 --> 00:10:10,913 YOU HAVE A DRY ERASE BOARD? OKAY GREAT. 200 00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:11,714 >> THERE YOU GO. 201 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:12,715 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, SPELL CHLAMYDIA. 202 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:18,487 [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:18,887 >> ALL RIGHT. 204 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,889 >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, IT'S ON THE SHOW. 205 00:10:20,889 --> 00:10:21,223 >> ALL RIGHT. 206 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:22,591 >> Jimmy: GIVE IT A RUN. 207 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:31,734 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 208 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:32,334 YOU'RE IN YOUR MOM'S BEDROOM? 209 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:34,136 >> I AM IN MY MOM'S BEDROOM. 210 00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:36,672 >> Jimmy: OKAY. VERY GOOD, THAT IS EXACTLY 211 00:10:36,672 --> 00:10:38,941 RIGHT, BENNETT. 212 00:10:38,941 --> 00:10:39,274 [ APPLAUSE ] 213 00:10:39,274 --> 00:10:41,477 EXACTLY RIGHT. QUESTION NUMBER TWO IS A MATH 214 00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:44,513 PROBLEM. LISTEN VERY CLOSELY, BENNETT. 215 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:48,651 CLARE HAS 20 ROSES. IF SHE GIVES THREE‐QUARTERS OF 216 00:10:48,651 --> 00:10:56,592 THEM TO DALE AND ONE TO CHRIS HARRISON AS A TIP, HOW MANY 217 00:10:56,592 --> 00:10:59,028 ROSES DOES SHE HAVE LEFT? SHE GIVES ‐‐ 218 00:10:59,028 --> 00:10:59,361 >> 4. 219 00:10:59,361 --> 00:11:04,233 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, BENNETT, THAT'S 4! 220 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:04,600 [ APPLAUSE ] 221 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,036 NEXT, VOCABULARY QUESTION. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A 222 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:12,474 SYNONYM FOR THE WORD FALLACIOUS? DECEITFUL, AWKWARD, SEXUAL, 223 00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:20,582 IMPAIRED? 224 00:11:20,582 --> 00:11:22,518 FALLACIOUS. 225 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:25,220 >> CAN YOU GIVE ME THE FOUR OPTIONS AGAIN? 226 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:32,161 >> Jimmy: DECEITFUL, AWKWARD, SEXUAL, IMPAIRED. 227 00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:35,064 >> CAN YOU USE IT IN A SENTENCE? 228 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,966 >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT WOULD KIND OF DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 229 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,469 >> SORRY, THAT'S AN OLD SPELLING BEE ‐‐ 230 00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:43,405 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, THIS IS NOT SPELLING. 231 00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:47,142 >> GOT IT, OKAY. DECEITFUL ‐‐ SAY THE OTHER ONES? 232 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:54,383 >> Jimmy: AWKWARD, SEXUAL, IMPAIRED. 233 00:11:54,383 --> 00:12:00,689 >> I'M GOING TO SAY DECEITFUL. 234 00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:03,792 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT, BENNETT, IT IS DECEITFUL. 235 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,994 >> IMPAIRED COULD HAVE GONE EITHER WAY THERE. 236 00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:08,764 THAT'S SORT OF AN AMBIGUOUS ‐‐ YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN THAT ANY 237 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:10,232 DIRECTION. I'M GLAD I GOT THAT WORKED OUT. 238 00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:12,601 >> Jimmy: OKAY, NO NEED TO ARGUE, YOU GOT IT RIGHT. 239 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:16,438 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. BENNETT, YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS. 240 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:21,310 LET'S PUT THE TIMER UP. TO UNSCRAMBLE THIS FIVE‐LEARN 241 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:32,287 WORD. 242 00:12:39,695 --> 00:12:43,866 >> Jimmy: TIME IS UP. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US, 243 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:44,231 BENNETT? 244 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:50,939 >> LET'S SAY ‐‐ SHOOT. I'M STRUGGLING ON THIS ONE. 245 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:51,272 BONER? 246 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:51,640 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT! 247 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:51,973 [ APPLAUSE ] 248 00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:56,411 >> NAILED IT. 249 00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:57,479 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WINN LAST BONUS QUESTION. 250 00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:59,214 ARE YOU READY? 251 00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:00,682 >> AWESOME, LET'S DO IT. 252 00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:03,318 >> Jimmy: SPELL "TAYSHIA." 253 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:11,260 >> OH, GOT IT. 254 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:11,624 ♪ 255 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,130 >> Jimmy: IS THAT CORRECT, BENNETT! CONGRATULATIONS. 256 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,399 YOU GET TO DEEP YOUR DIPLOMA. 257 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:19,735 >> THANK GOODNESS, THANK GOODNESS. 258 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:22,538 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BENNETT, I APPRECIATE YOUR DOING THAT. 259 00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:24,907 I HOPE THAT GETS THAT MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK, YOU KNOW? 260 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:27,309 >> I NEEDED THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I APPRECIATE IT. 261 00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:27,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 262 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:30,112 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BENNETT. "THE BACHELOR," TUESDAY NIGHTS 263 00:13:30,112 --> 00:13:33,715 ON ABC. WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 264 00:13:33,715 --> 00:13:37,252 TONIGHT. JOSH DUHAMEL IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JAMES TAYLOR. 265 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:38,329 WE'LL BE BACK WITH KRISTEN STEWART! 266 00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,137 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 267 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:42,387 ♪ 268 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:54,030 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MOVIE 269 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:57,300 "BUDDY GAMES" WHICH IS BASED ON A COMPETITION HE HOLDS WITH HIS 270 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:01,137 FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE, JOSH DUHAMEL IS HERE TONIGHT. 271 00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:01,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 272 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:05,207 THEN LATER, ONE OF THE ALL‐TIME GREATS, HIS NEW ONE IS CALL IDEA 273 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:09,812 OVER THE RAINBOW, THE AMERICAN STANDARD EP," MUSIC FROM JAMES 274 00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:12,281 TAYLOR, WHO IS FANTASTIC. 275 00:14:12,281 --> 00:14:12,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 276 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:17,053 12 YEARS AGO OUR FIRST GUEST HELPED SPAWN A FRENZY FOR 277 00:14:17,053 --> 00:14:19,488 SPARKLY VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES WITHOUT SHIRTS. 278 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:22,391 HER NEW CHRISTMAS MOVIE HAS NATHER OF THOSE THINGS WHICH IS 279 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:25,828 PERFECT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR," HAPPIEST SEASON" PREMIERES ON 280 00:14:25,828 --> 00:14:32,101 HULU TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN STEWART! 281 00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:32,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 282 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:36,906 ♪ 283 00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:37,506 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? 284 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,441 >> GOOD, REALLY GOOD. 285 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:41,544 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING IN PERSON AND BEING HERE. 286 00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:41,877 >> YEAH. 287 00:14:41,877 --> 00:14:42,945 >> Jimmy: WE WERE LONELY. 288 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:45,514 >> I KNOW, I FEEL THE SAME WAY, I JUMPED AT THIS. 289 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:47,283 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN INSIDE A LOT? 290 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,517 >> YES. 291 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:51,220 >> Jimmy: YEAH. HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF IT? 292 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,122 >> YEAH, I MISS PEOPLE. 293 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:53,789 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 294 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:57,259 >> YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT I HAVE THIS SORT OF 295 00:14:57,259 --> 00:15:00,529 LIKE LONER, SEXY SORT OF THING GOING ON, BUT ACTUALLY I'M LIKE 296 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:04,734 DESPERATE TO BE AROUND LOTS MORE PEOPLE. WHERE'S EVERYONE? 297 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:07,470 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER 4 1/2 MONTHS OF THIS. 298 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,405 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO KEEP BUSY? 299 00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:11,607 HAVE YOU BEEN ‐‐ I KNOW YOU LIKE TO COOK, RIGHT? 300 00:15:11,607 --> 00:15:12,008 >> I DO. 301 00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:17,313 >> Jimmy: YOU DO, YEAH. WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU COOK? 302 00:15:17,313 --> 00:15:20,483 >> IT'S FUNNY. WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS ME THAT I'M 303 00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:24,553 ALWAYS LIKE, I MEAN, EVERYTHING. THEN IT SUDDENLY TURNS INTO, 304 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,922 NAME IT. I CAN DO THAT, WHAT ELSE? 305 00:15:26,922 --> 00:15:27,890 I CAN DO THAT. 306 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:30,593 >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT ‐‐ SO DO YOU COOK FROM A COOK WOULD 307 00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:32,395 INCOME OR MAKE THINGS UP? 308 00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:35,698 >> I TEND TO BE A LITTLE ‐‐ YEAH A LITTLE BIT MORE INSTINCTIVE. 309 00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:36,132 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 310 00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:37,533 >> YEAH. 311 00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:38,801 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE A CHALLENGE? 312 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,303 IT'S 11:00, WE HAVE NOTHING PLANNED TO EAT, I'M GOING TO GO 313 00:15:41,303 --> 00:15:44,340 IN THE PANTRY AND SEE WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH? 314 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:44,673 >> I DO. 315 00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:48,177 >> Jimmy: BRING OUT THE PANTRY! NO. 316 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:48,510 [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,546 I LIKE THAT TOO, THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING. 318 00:15:50,546 --> 00:15:52,815 SOMEBODY'S HUNGRY, IT'S LATE, YOU JUST GO THROUGH THE STUFF 319 00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:55,951 AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING. THEN IF IT'S GREAT, YOU CAN'T 320 00:15:55,951 --> 00:15:57,753 REMEMBER HOW YOU DID IT. 321 00:15:57,753 --> 00:15:59,522 >> I KNOW. GOD, THAT HAPPENS OFTEN. 322 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:03,692 IF IT'S TERRIBLE, YOU JUST GO, LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I 323 00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:06,562 DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING, YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I COOKED FOR 324 00:16:06,562 --> 00:16:06,927 YOU. 325 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:07,930 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. YOU ARE SPENDING THANKSGIVING 326 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,732 WITH YOUR PARENTS OR WHAT? 327 00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:11,700 >> YEAH, WE ACTUALLY ALREADY DID IT. 328 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,101 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 329 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:16,972 >> YEAH. SO WE DID A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, 330 00:16:16,972 --> 00:16:19,875 WE MADE TACOS. 331 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,209 [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:25,014 MY MOM DOESN'T LIKE TURKEY. OF COURSE. 333 00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:26,982 SHE'S, YOU KNOW ‐‐ SHE GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN. 334 00:16:26,982 --> 00:16:31,320 SHE'S A BIT OF A CONTRARIAN. SHE'S LIKE, I DON'T LIKE TURKEY. 335 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,790 I LOVE IT, SO I'M GOING TO DO THAT ON A DIFFERENT DAY, SO WE 336 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,559 HUNG OUT AND DID TACOS. 337 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:41,330 >> Jimmy: HAS THAT BEEN A THING SINCE YOU WERE A KID, NOT DOING 338 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:41,663 TURKEY? 339 00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:44,033 >> NOT DOING TURKEY BUT NOT TACOS. 340 00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:46,569 JUST ANY ‐‐ HANG OUT IN THE KITCHEN AND BICKER. 341 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,170 WE MADE SOMETHING, WE'RE GOING TO EAT IT. 342 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,873 >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY ‐‐ DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHY YOU COOK? 343 00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:57,246 IS IT LIKE, OH, MY MOM DIDN'T COOK SO MY REBELLION WILL BE TO 344 00:16:57,246 --> 00:16:59,415 GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE STUFF? 345 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:04,019 >> NO, NOT SO MUCH. I GUESS MY DAD, HE COOKS. 346 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:06,589 MOM DOES COOK, JUST NOT TURKEY ON THAT DAY. 347 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,590 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 348 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:13,395 >> SHE MAKES TURKEY ON OTHER DAYS. JUST NOT ON THANKSGIVING. 349 00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:14,430 >> Jimmy: DOES SHE DO THAT WITH OTHER HOLIDAYS? 350 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:17,600 LIKE FOURTH OF JULY, WILL SHE ORDER A PIZZA OR SOMETHING LIKE 351 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:17,965 THAT? 352 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:21,337 >> WE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ORDER PIZZA IN MY HOUSE, YEAH. 353 00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:23,439 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. YOU BROUGHT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS OF 354 00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,875 SOME OF THE FOOD YOU'VE BEEN MAKING. 355 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:30,246 AND I COULD ‐‐ THIS IS MY THING. NOW THAT'S A GOOD‐LOOKING ‐‐ 356 00:17:30,246 --> 00:17:33,249 FIRST, YOU'VE GOT A CHINESE PLATE THERE WITH ‐‐ 357 00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:35,718 >> DUDE, HOW SICK ARE THOSE PLATES? 358 00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:36,719 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GREAT PLATES. 359 00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:37,052 >> LOVE THEM. 360 00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:45,427 >> Jimmy: IS THAT A BOLONGNASE 361 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:45,760 SAUCE? 362 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,030 >> I IT IS. 363 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:52,701 >> Jimmy: IS THAT A CACCIO PEPE? 364 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:53,369 >> IT IS. 365 00:17:53,369 --> 00:18:01,177 >> Jimmy: I'M ‐‐ THIS MIGHT BE A 366 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:05,548 SICILIAN, VENETIAN, RATHER, DISH. SPAGHETTI ‐‐ NOT SPAGHETTI. 367 00:18:05,548 --> 00:18:10,252 IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER CUT OF PASTA. MAYBE A FAT FETTUCINI OR 368 00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:10,686 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 369 00:18:10,686 --> 00:18:17,893 >> I LOVE THAT. FAT FETTUCINI. 370 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:20,162 >> Jimmy: IS IT A VENETIAN STYLE PASTA? 371 00:18:20,162 --> 00:18:24,033 >> GOSH, I GUESS SO. YES, YES, IT'S VENETIAN. 372 00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:25,534 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HUMORING ME NOW. 373 00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,303 >> I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT'S CALLED. 374 00:18:27,303 --> 00:18:28,537 >> YOU MADE IT UP? 375 00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:29,271 >> I MADE IT UP. 376 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:36,178 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. WERE THOSE EGG IN THIS. 377 00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:39,081 >> LITTLE EGGIES. ISN'T IT ORANGE? IT. 378 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:44,053 >> CAN GO BOTH WAYS. 379 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:44,386 >> GOTCHA. 380 00:18:44,386 --> 00:18:44,719 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:46,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 382 00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:52,194 SO WHAT DID I PUT IN THAT PASTA? 383 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:57,399 THERE'S LANGOSTINES. I THINK THIS WAS AROUND THE TIME 384 00:18:57,399 --> 00:18:59,835 OF THE VERY LONG AND EXTENDED ELECTION AND WE WERE LIKE, WE 385 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:03,973 NEED CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER! 386 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:08,010 THEN I WAS LIKE DRINKING LOTS OF CHAMPAGNE. 387 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,211 BEING LIKE, I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE CAVIAR. 388 00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:12,147 WE HAD A LITTLE BIT LEFT, I MADE A PASTA. 389 00:19:12,147 --> 00:19:15,050 >> Jimmy: DO YOU MAKE THE PASTA YOURSELF? 390 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:15,383 >> YEAH. 391 00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:17,286 >> Jimmy: YOU CRANK IT OUT? OR GO THROUGH A MACHINE? 392 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,154 >> SO I CRANKED IT OUT. 393 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:19,788 >> Jimmy: WOW. 394 00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:21,624 >> THEN ALSO ‐‐ BUT THAT'S A MACHINE. 395 00:19:21,624 --> 00:19:23,792 >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH. 396 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,094 >> YOU COULD DO IT ALL BY HAND BUT I USE THE LITTLE THING ‐‐ 397 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,528 THERE IS A MORE ‐‐ 398 00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:29,164 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S THE ‐‐ THAT'S DOING IT BY HAND, REALLY. 399 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:32,167 I MEAN, YOU COULD CUT IT WITH A KNIFE, BUT NOBODY REALLY DOES 400 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:32,500 THAT. 401 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:32,935 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 402 00:19:32,935 --> 00:19:35,738 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY. 403 00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:36,071 >> RIGHT. 404 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,774 >> Jimmy: I APPROVE OF ALL YOUR DECISIONS. 405 00:19:38,774 --> 00:19:40,142 [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:19:40,142 --> 00:19:41,443 I DID NO KNEADING. THANKS, I'M GLAD. 407 00:19:41,443 --> 00:19:43,345 WASN'T REALLY LOOKING FOR YOUR ‐‐ 408 00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,948 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT I 409 00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:48,917 GIVE IT THE STAMP OF APPROVAL. YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? 410 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,086 >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 411 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:51,520 >> Jimmy: I ‐‐ 412 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,721 >> I LOVE PROVING THING. 413 00:19:52,721 --> 00:19:56,725 >> I ENJOYED YOUR MOVIE, BY THE WAY. THIS IS ‐‐ YOU GOT A LOT OF 414 00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:57,926 FUNNY PEOPLE IN THIS MOVIE. 415 00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:58,327 >> YEAH. 416 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,462 >> Jimmy: WHICH MAKES IT MORE FUN TO DO. 417 00:20:00,462 --> 00:20:02,898 WHEN DID YOU SHOOT THIS FILM? 418 00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:07,169 >> RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL WENT INSIDE FOR OUR LONG REPRIEVE. 419 00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:08,203 IT WAS IN JANUARY. 420 00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:12,975 >> Jimmy: IN JANUARY. YOU GOT IT DONE IN TIME FOR THE 421 00:20:12,975 --> 00:20:14,176 PLAGUE, THE APOCALYPSE? 422 00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:15,344 >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. 423 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,546 >> Jimmy: ALTHOUGH AT THAT TIME YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE RACING 424 00:20:17,546 --> 00:20:18,047 AGAINST THE CLOCK. 425 00:20:18,047 --> 00:20:21,583 >> NO, AND IT'S FUNNY. YEAH, IN RETROSPECT, WE ALL HAD 426 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:26,522 THE MOST COZY, WARM, KIND OF TOGETHER, BIG ENSEMBLE 427 00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:29,558 EXPERIENCE, WHICH IS RARE. WE ALL REALLY DID LIKE EACH 428 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:32,027 OTHER. GOING IN I WAS LIKE, OKAY, SO 429 00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:34,063 THAT'S DEFINITELY FOREVER HOW YOU DO IT. 430 00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:39,768 I JUST AM SO, LIKE ‐‐ I FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I HAVE SUCH A SORT OF 431 00:20:39,768 --> 00:20:42,504 LIKE GROUP‐ORIENTED MOVIE RIGHT BEFORE BY ALL WENT INSIDE. 432 00:20:42,504 --> 00:20:45,407 IN THE MOMENT I WAS TOTALLY TAKING IT FOR GRANTED, LIKE THIS 433 00:20:45,407 --> 00:20:48,477 IS GREAT! NOW I'M LIKE, WHOA, THAT WAS 434 00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:49,378 REALLY INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. 435 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,680 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU GUYS ALREADY TALKED ABOUT DOING A SEQUEL TO 436 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,751 THE MOVIE, JUST TO GET THE GROUP TOGETHER AGAIN? 437 00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:58,520 >> WOUI WOULD LOVE THAT SO MUCH 438 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,655 >> Jimmy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE PERSON ON THE MOVIE? 439 00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:04,093 >> OH, BOY. OH ‐‐ 440 00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:07,062 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER, A LOT OF FEELINGS ARE RIDING ON THIS. 441 00:21:07,062 --> 00:21:08,188 [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:21:08,188 --> 00:21:11,252 >> I KNOW. I'M PROJECTING THAT THIS MATTERS 443 00:21:11,252 --> 00:21:13,154 TO ALL THESE PEOPLE. THEY DON'T CARE. 444 00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:16,024 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT LET'S TAKE A BREAK, YOU CAN THINK 445 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,258 ABOUT IT. WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU WILL 446 00:21:17,258 --> 00:21:21,863 DECLARE THE WINNER. YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE MOVIE 447 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,631 "HAPPIEST SEASON." KRISTEN STEWART IS HERE, WE'LL 448 00:21:23,631 --> 00:21:24,543 BE RIGHT BACK! 449 00:21:28,944 --> 00:21:29,932 >>> HARPER ISN'T OUT, HER PARENT DON'T KNOW WE'RE TOGETHER. 450 00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:33,245 >> I ALWAYS FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS OFF. 451 00:21:33,245 --> 00:21:36,515 YOU CAN'T GO A YEAR WITHOUT MEETING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S 452 00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:38,851 PARENTS, TRUST ME, I HAVE TRIED. 453 00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:41,186 >> SHE DOES PLAN ON TELLING THEM IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. 454 00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:44,323 >> THEIR PARENTS ARE BELIEVING THEIR STRAIGHT DAUGHTER BROUGHT 455 00:21:44,323 --> 00:21:47,226 HOME HER LESBIAN FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS? 456 00:21:47,226 --> 00:21:51,497 >> NO, THEY ALSO THINK THAT I'M ‐‐ THAT I'M STRAIGHT. 457 00:21:51,497 --> 00:21:56,668 >> HAVE THEY EVER MET A LESBIAN? 458 00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:57,169 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 459 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,938 >> Jimmy: THAT IS KRISTEN STEWART AND DAN LEVY IN 460 00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:02,574 "HAPPIEST SEASON" WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU. 461 00:22:02,574 --> 00:22:04,276 HE'S A FUNNY GUY, DAN. 462 00:22:04,276 --> 00:22:07,012 >> HE'S SO FUNNY, I CAN'T BE AROUND HIM AND NOT BE CONSTANTLY 463 00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:07,345 LIT UP. 464 00:22:07,345 --> 00:22:10,749 >> Jimmy: WAS HE YOUR FAVORITE? IS HE THE ONE YOU WERE THINKING? 465 00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:11,082 [ LAUGHTER ] 466 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:15,854 >> SOMETIMES. ASK ME IN FIVE MINUTES. BUT YES. 467 00:22:15,854 --> 00:22:19,424 >> Jimmy: NOW HE'S ON THE PHONE. YOU GUYS HAVE A COUPLE OF SCENES 468 00:22:19,424 --> 00:22:21,527 TOGETHER BUT HE'S ON THE PHONE WITH YOU A LOT. 469 00:22:21,527 --> 00:22:23,629 DOES THAT MEAN YOU WERE IN DIFFERENT CITIES? 470 00:22:23,629 --> 00:22:26,165 OR WERE YOU ON ONE SET NEXT TO THE OTHER ONE? 471 00:22:26,165 --> 00:22:31,703 >> WE ACTUALLY DID ALWAYS SHOOT NOT SIMULTANEOUSLY, BUT WE 472 00:22:31,703 --> 00:22:35,107 DID ‐‐ LIKE WE WEREN'T HAVING ANOTHER PERSON READ OUR OFF 473 00:22:35,107 --> 00:22:38,810 CAMERA, HE WAS PROBABLY IN HIS HOLT ROOM WITH HIS FEET UP WHILE 474 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,979 I WAS SHOOTING THAT AND VICE VERSA. 475 00:22:40,979 --> 00:22:43,081 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. SO YOU SHOT ‐‐ WELL, I GUESS IT 476 00:22:43,081 --> 00:22:43,549 DOESN'T MATTER. 477 00:22:43,549 --> 00:22:44,917 >> LET ME LEAD YOU THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 478 00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:47,653 SO WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WAS ‐‐ 479 00:22:47,653 --> 00:22:50,055 >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS A MOVIE WHAT IS YOU'RE SAYING. 480 00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:51,924 THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN? 481 00:22:51,924 --> 00:22:52,858 >> YEAH. 482 00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:59,398 >> Jimmy: AUBREY PLAZA, ANNA GAS, ALISON BRIE, MARY ST 483 00:22:59,398 --> 00:23:02,634 STEENBURGEN IS IN THE MOVIE, A GOOD GROUP. 484 00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:07,940 MARY STEINSTEENBURGEN, SHE'S BE SO MANY GREAT MOVIES. 485 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,975 TO WORK WITH SOMEBODY LIKE THAT HAS GOT TO BE ‐‐ 486 00:23:09,975 --> 00:23:13,011 >> I LOVE HER SO MUCH. WHEN I MET HER I THINK I WAS 487 00:23:13,011 --> 00:23:16,782 ALREADY ‐‐ JUST STARTED LAUGHING. BECAUSE I JUST HAVE SENSE 488 00:23:16,782 --> 00:23:17,950 MEMORY. I HAVE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO 489 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,551 EVEN SEEING HER FACE. I WAS LIKE, HI, OH MY GOD, IT'S 490 00:23:19,551 --> 00:23:26,758 YOU. LIKE HERE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE 491 00:23:26,758 --> 00:23:28,860 ACTORS. I HAVEN'T DONE ANY COMEDIES, 492 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,996 REALLY. THERE HAVE BEEN ELEMENTS OF 493 00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:33,999 COMEDY IN MOVIES I'VE DONE. TO WATCH HER TAKE ONE JOKE AND 494 00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:36,602 MULTIPLY IT INTO 50 IN THE COURSE OF 30 SECONDS AND GO ON 495 00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:40,205 THESE TEARS? MY JAW WOULD START HANGING OPEN, 496 00:23:40,205 --> 00:23:41,974 I WOULD FORGET TO PARTICIPATE IN THE SCENE. 497 00:23:41,974 --> 00:23:45,744 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE ALSO PLAYING PRINCESS DIANA, WHICH IS A ROLE 498 00:23:45,744 --> 00:23:47,613 THAT I WAS BEING CONSIDERED FOR. 499 00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:48,046 [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:23:48,046 --> 00:23:49,381 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THAT. 501 00:23:49,381 --> 00:23:49,748 >> I AM NOT. 502 00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:52,818 >> Jimmy: AND I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT IT, BUT CONGRATULATIONS. 503 00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:54,586 IT'S REALLY GREAT FOR YOU. 504 00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:56,755 >> I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU TOO. 505 00:23:56,755 --> 00:24:01,360 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T GET IT, SO DON'T BE HAPPY FOR ME. 506 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,694 >> I COULDN'T DO YOUR JOB. 507 00:24:02,694 --> 00:24:05,731 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ‐‐ BY THE WAY, THAT HAS GOT TO BE A TOUGH ‐‐ 508 00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:08,767 BECAUSE YOU GOT TO ‐‐ WHEN YOU GET HANDED A ROLE LIKE THAT, 509 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:14,906 WHERE EVERYBODY ‐‐ NOT ONLY DOES EVERYBODY, AT LEAST OF MY AGE, 510 00:24:14,906 --> 00:24:21,446 KNOW WHAT PRINCESS DIANA WAS LIKE, AT LEAST FROM TELEVISION, 511 00:24:21,446 --> 00:24:23,081 BUT ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED FIGURES IN THE HISTORY OF THE 512 00:24:23,081 --> 00:24:26,818 WORLD. I'M NOT LOOKING TO GIVE YOU ‐‐ 513 00:24:26,818 --> 00:24:28,353 ADD PRESSURE TO YOUR LIFE. 514 00:24:28,353 --> 00:24:31,323 >> YEAH. NO, IT'S GOOD. IT MAKES ME STAND AT ATTENTION 515 00:24:31,323 --> 00:24:32,791 THE BEST I CAN. 516 00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:34,793 >> Jimmy: YOU, DO THAT ACTUALLY HELPS YOU, GETS YOU MORE 517 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:35,260 PREPARED FOR THE ROLE? 518 00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:41,066 >> YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE. I FEEL SORT OF THE SAME WAY 519 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:43,201 ABOUT HER. IT HAPPENED REALLY QUICKLY. 520 00:24:43,201 --> 00:24:45,871 I DIDN'T GROW UP WITH HER MAYBE IN THE SAME WAY. 521 00:24:45,871 --> 00:24:47,739 I WAS REALLY YOUNG WHEN SHE PASSED AWAY. 522 00:24:47,739 --> 00:24:50,409 I REMEMBER THIS ‐‐ I REMEMBER THE FLOWERS. 523 00:24:50,409 --> 00:24:53,845 I REMEMBER BEING LIKE WHAT ARE ALL OF THOSE ‐‐ I'VE NEVER SEEN 524 00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:56,515 SO MANY IN ONE PLACE. I WAS REALLY YOUNG, DIDN'T KNOW 525 00:24:56,515 --> 00:24:59,451 WHAT WAS GOING ON. BUT NOW ‐‐ IT'S HARD NOT TO FEEL 526 00:24:59,451 --> 00:25:02,154 PROTECTIVE OVER HER. SHE WAS LIKE SO YOUNG AND 527 00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:04,389 OBVIOUSLY ‐‐ SHE COMES OUT TO HERE. 528 00:25:04,389 --> 00:25:07,159 I MEAN, EVERYONE'S PERSPECTIVE IS DIFFERENT AND THERE'S NO WAY 529 00:25:07,159 --> 00:25:11,630 TO GET ANYTHING RIGHT BECAUSE OF WHAT IS FACT IN RELATION TO 530 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:15,033 PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. MY MOVIE TAKES PLACE OVER THREE 531 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:18,170 DAYS AND IT'S THIS REALLY POETIC INTERNAL IMAGINING WHAT WAS THAT 532 00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:20,339 MIGHT HAVE FELT LIKE, RATHER THAN GIVING YOU INFORMATION. 533 00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:24,543 SO WE KIND OF DON'T HAVE A MARK TO HIT, WE JUST ALL SO LOVE HER. 534 00:25:24,543 --> 00:25:27,179 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU WATCHING VIDEOS OF HER, LISTENING TO HER 535 00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:27,779 VOICE ON TAPE? 536 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:30,582 >> I FALL ASLEEP WITH THAT IN MY HEAD YEAH. 537 00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:31,883 >> Jimmy: YOU DO? 538 00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:32,250 >> YEAH. 539 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:37,189 >> Jimmy: WILL YOU GROW YOUR OWN HAIR OUT, OR WILL YOU BE AFFIXED 540 00:25:37,189 --> 00:25:40,192 WITH A WIG ON WIG YOU USE YOUR PASTA MAKE TORE COME UP WITH 541 00:25:40,192 --> 00:25:40,525 SOMETHING? 542 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:42,828 [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:25:42,828 --> 00:25:43,995 WELL, I GUESS ‐‐ 544 00:25:43,995 --> 00:25:45,564 >> WE KEEP THESE CLOSE TO THE CHEST. 545 00:25:45,564 --> 00:25:50,402 NO PROBABLY ‐‐ SHE HAS VERY ARCHITECTURAL HAIR. 546 00:25:50,402 --> 00:25:51,169 >> Jimmy: I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT. 547 00:25:51,169 --> 00:25:51,636 [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:53,972 >> IT'S LIKE BUILDINGS. WE'RE GOING TO BUILD IT. 549 00:25:53,972 --> 00:25:55,741 IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE DIFFERENT EVERY DAY. 550 00:25:55,741 --> 00:25:58,543 THERE'S LIKE ‐‐ IT GETS DECONSTRUCTED SOMETIMES. 551 00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:00,212 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE REINFORCEMENTS. 552 00:26:00,212 --> 00:26:02,848 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT SOLELY WITH MY OWN HAIR. 553 00:26:02,848 --> 00:26:04,082 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 554 00:26:04,082 --> 00:26:07,753 >> I'M GOING TO HAVE A COUPLE OF EXTRA HAIRS. 555 00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:08,920 >> Jimmy: IT WILL BE A COMBINATION OF DIFFERENT THINGS. 556 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,089 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THAT. 557 00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:15,193 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FUN, FUNNY HOLIDAY MOVIE," HAPPIEST 558 00:26:15,193 --> 00:26:19,998 SEASON" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HULU. KRISTEN STEWART, EVERYBODY. 559 00:26:19,998 --> 00:26:21,310 BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH DUHAMEL! 560 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,947 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING 561 00:26:27,947 --> 00:26:29,382 FAST AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 562 00:26:29,382 --> 00:26:32,118 >> Guillermo: I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY MOTHER‐IN‐LAW? 563 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:32,451 [ LAUGHTER ] 564 00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:39,091 >> Jimmy: YES, IT ALSO MEANS BAILEY'S RED VELVET IS BACK. 565 00:26:39,091 --> 00:26:42,661 RIGHT NOW YOU CAN GRAB A BOTTLE OF BAILEY'S RED VELVET FOR A 566 00:26:42,661 --> 00:26:45,331 LIMITED TIME THROUGH DECEMBER. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW 567 00:26:45,331 --> 00:26:52,104 TO MAKE CUPCAKES FROM GEORGETOWN CUPCAKE'S OWN KATHERINE BERMAN. 568 00:26:52,104 --> 00:26:54,940 HELLO, CASS RIN, THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 569 00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:58,077 SHOW US HOW TO DO IT. 570 00:26:58,077 --> 00:27:01,046 >> PREHEAT OUR OVEN TO 350 DEGREES. 571 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:05,918 WE'RE GOING TO ADD 1 1/2 STICKS OF UNSALTED BUTTER. 572 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:11,223 1 3/4 CUPS OF GRANULATED SUGAR. WHILE MIXING CRACK TWO LARGE 573 00:27:11,223 --> 00:27:11,556 EGGS. 574 00:27:11,556 --> 00:27:14,093 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE MEDIUM EGGS, IS THAT OKAY? 575 00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:17,930 >> THEN TAKE 2 1/2 TABLESPOONS OF COCOA POWDER. 576 00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:18,431 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 577 00:27:18,431 --> 00:27:22,802 >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 4 TABLESPOONS OF RED FOOD COLOR. 578 00:27:22,802 --> 00:27:26,906 IN THIS MIXTURE ADD 1 TEASPOON OF VANILLA. 579 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:31,110 >> Jimmy: AND VANILLA, WHICH YOU CALL WHAT? 580 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:32,511 >> Guillermo: MANIA. 581 00:27:32,511 --> 00:27:37,850 >> TAKE YOUR WHIP AND GIVE IT A NICE WHISK. 582 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,385 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT ‐‐ WE PUT IT IN THE WRONG 583 00:27:39,385 --> 00:27:41,921 THING. ALL RIGHT. 584 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:44,223 >> MIX IT UP. YOU'RE GOING TO ADD THIS INTO 585 00:27:44,223 --> 00:27:48,861 YOUR BATTER. WE ARE NOW GOING TO SIFT 3 1/4 586 00:27:48,861 --> 00:27:52,598 CUPS OF FLOUR. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SIFTER, USE 587 00:27:52,598 --> 00:27:53,666 A WHISK. 588 00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:57,336 >> Jimmy: MY WHISK IS DIRTY. OKAY. 589 00:27:57,336 --> 00:28:00,406 >> ADD 1 TEASPOON OF SALT INTO THE FLOUR. 590 00:28:00,406 --> 00:28:03,242 >> Guillermo: SALT IS RIGHT HERE. WE FORGOT THAT. RIGHT HERE. 591 00:28:03,242 --> 00:28:05,444 >> ADD THE FLOUR. 592 00:28:05,444 --> 00:28:05,778 >> Jimmy: OH. 593 00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:08,914 >> A THIRD OF THE FLOUR, THEN A THIRD OF THE MILK. 594 00:28:08,914 --> 00:28:11,116 >> Jimmy: WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, WAY AHEAD. 595 00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:16,522 >> MEASURE A QUARTER CUP OF BAILEY'S RED VELVET, POUR THIS 596 00:28:16,522 --> 00:28:20,259 INTO OUR RED VELVET BATTER. TAKE AN ICE CREAM SCOOP AND 597 00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:24,730 SCOOP YOUR BATTER INTO YOUR TRAY. THIS MAKES SURE EVERY CUPCAKE 598 00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:26,165 COMES OUT THE SAME SIZE. 599 00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:28,400 >> Guillermo: WOW. 600 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,034 >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS ICE CREAM? 601 00:28:29,034 --> 00:28:34,940 >> IT'S LIKE ICE CREAM. BUT GOT RAW EGGS SO DON'T EAT 602 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,442 THIS UNTIL IT'S BAKED. 603 00:28:36,442 --> 00:28:37,843 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY? 604 00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:38,176 [ LAUGHTER ] 605 00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:40,412 >> ONCE YOU HAVE THEM ALL IN YOUR TRAY, THEY'RE GOING TO GO 606 00:28:40,412 --> 00:28:44,183 INTO THE OVEN AT 350 FOR 15 TO 18 MINUTES. 607 00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:45,818 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE THEM OUT OF THE OVEN. 608 00:28:45,818 --> 00:28:52,157 AND THEY LOOK LIKE ‐‐ OH, THEY'RE HOT, OH MY GOD! 609 00:28:52,157 --> 00:28:52,725 NO, THEY'RE NOT HOT. 610 00:28:52,725 --> 00:28:53,092 [ LAUGHTER ] 611 00:28:53,092 --> 00:28:53,993 THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL. 612 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:59,965 >> THIS IS A BAILEY'S RED VELVET CREAM CHEESE COSTING. 613 00:28:59,965 --> 00:29:03,269 WE ADDED A QUARTER CUP OF BAILEY'S INTO THE FROSTING AS 614 00:29:03,269 --> 00:29:03,634 WELL. 615 00:29:03,634 --> 00:29:04,036 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD. 616 00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:06,138 >> YOU'RE GOING TO START IN THE CENTER OF THE CUPCAKE. 617 00:29:06,138 --> 00:29:10,543 GO AROUND IN A CIRCLE. COME BACK DOWN IN THE CENTER. 618 00:29:10,543 --> 00:29:12,978 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU JUST MAKE A BIG BLOB? 619 00:29:12,978 --> 00:29:17,316 >> THEN FOR THE FINAL PIECE WE HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL LITTLE RED 620 00:29:17,316 --> 00:29:22,021 VELVET FONDANT PIECES AND TOP EACH CUP TAKE. 621 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,056 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT ADORABLE? THEY LOOK AMAZING. 622 00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:25,257 CAN WE EAT THEM NOW? 623 00:29:25,257 --> 00:29:26,191 >> YES, YOU CAN. 624 00:29:26,191 --> 00:29:33,399 >> Jimmy: MM, THESE ARE REALLY TASTY. THESE ARE DELICIOUS. 625 00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:34,166 THANK YOU, KATHERINE, AND CHEERS! 626 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,702 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 627 00:29:36,702 --> 00:29:42,575 >> Dicky: TO ORDER YOUR NONALCOHOLIC BAILEY'S RED VELVET 628 00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:46,779 CUPCAKES TODAY, TREAT YOURSELF WITH A GIFT FARE YOUR LOVED ONES 629 00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:47,607 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. 630 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:50,386 ♪ 631 00:29:50,386 --> 00:29:53,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 632 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,161 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 633 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,863 MUSIC FROM JAMES TAYLOR IS ON THE WAY. 634 00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:01,600 OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE COWRITER, DIRECTOR, AND STAR OF A NEW 635 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,502 MOVIE THAT WAS INSPIRED BY THE EVENTS OF HIS REAL LIFE. 636 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:06,905 IT'S CALLED "BUDDY GAMES." 637 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,207 >> THE BUDDY GAMES ARE BACK, BABY! 638 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,642 >> WHOO! 639 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:10,975 >> DUDE! 640 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,714 >> KICKING ON OF THIS YEAR'S EVENT, KONG'S CRUCIBLE, A GIANT 641 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:20,518 OBSTACLE COURSE COMPLETE WITH CORN DOGS, BUBBA BALLS, 642 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,486 WATERMELONS, ELECTRIC EEL HRS. 643 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:24,556 >> WAIT, HOLD ON, WHAT'S THAT? 644 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,257 >> DON'T ASK. 645 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:29,661 >> Jimmy: "BUDDY GAMES" IS IN THEATERS AND AT HOME NOW TOO. 646 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,931 PLEASE WELCOME JOSH DUHAMEL! 647 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:33,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 648 00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:38,803 ♪ 649 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:41,806 >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME. NOW THAT'S CLEVER MARKETING YOU 650 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:42,140 GOT THERE. 651 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:46,278 >> I'M NOT SHAMELESSLY PROMOTING MY MOVIE. I'M BEING SAFE. 652 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:46,611 [ LAUGHTER ] 653 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,812 SO YOU ALL KNOW. 654 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:51,816 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE DON'T RECOGNIZE YOU, LIKE BUDDY GAMES IS ON THE 655 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:54,586 SHOW TONIGHT. 656 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,222 >> THEY DARE MED TO DO IT BACKSTAGE, I HAD TO DO IT. 657 00:30:57,222 --> 00:31:00,659 >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU I FEEL I HAD A PART IN THIS MOVIE, AND 658 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:01,927 I DIDN'T. I'LL TELL YOU WHY ‐‐ 659 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,361 >> KIND OF DID, THOUGH. 660 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,031 >> Jimmy: I'M KIND OF OBSESSED WITH THIS THING YOU DO, THIS 661 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,565 BUDDY GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 662 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:07,898 >> YES. 663 00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:11,169 >> Jimmy: JEALOUS OF IT AS WELL. WHERE IT'S ‐‐ WELL, YOU TELL THE 664 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:12,270 STORY, WHAT IT IS. 665 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:16,374 >> THIS HAS REALLY COME FULL CIRCLE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 666 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,643 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR MANY YEARS. 667 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:20,946 >> Jimmy: I BRING IT UP EVERY TIME I SEE YOU. 668 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,614 >> IT MUST HAVE BEEN AT LEAST FIVE YEARS AGO. 669 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:26,151 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS EXACT THING. IT'S BASED ON THIS THING MY 670 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:30,188 BUDDIES AND I DO, I DON'T KNOW, THE LAST 20 YEARS OR SO. 671 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,223 AND IT'S MORE OR LESS AN EXCUSE FOR THE GUYS TO GET TOGETHER, 672 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,695 BUT WHAT WE DO IS IT'S A WEEKEND OF COMPETITIONS. 673 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:41,032 FROM PING‐PONG TO WIFFLEBALL TO NAKED PAINT BALL. 674 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:41,366 [ LAUGHTER ] 675 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,200 >> Jimmy: IS IT THE SAME ‐‐ 676 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,803 >> NOT NAKED, WE DO WEAR UNDERWEAR AND A HELMET. 677 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,205 >> Jimmy: ARE THE EVENTS ‐‐ DO THEY VARY AT ALL? 678 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,874 DO YOU ADD EVENTS, SUBTRACT, ET CETERA? 679 00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:51,509 >> THERE'S ALWAYS SORT OF THE STAPLES. 680 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,678 THERE'S ALWAYS WIFFLEBALL. THAT'S KIND OF THE FAVORITE ONE. 681 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:54,112 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 682 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:59,284 >> EVERY YEAR BOB, THE BOBFATHER WHO I PLAY IN THE MOVIE, COMES 683 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:04,322 UP WITH SOMETHING CRAZY. WHETHER HUMAN BOWLING, ADVICE 684 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:07,892 QUEENING DOWN THE HILL, HOWEVER MANY GARBAGE CANS YOU CAN KNOCK 685 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:11,229 OVER WINS. STUPID STUFF. BUT IT'S LIKE WE REVERT BACK TO 686 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,964 OUR 16‐YEAR‐OLD SELVES. 687 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:13,465 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 688 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,466 >> AS SOON AS WE GET TOGETHER. 689 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:14,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 690 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:17,002 >> I THINK IT'S OKAY TO KEEP THAT KID ALIVE. 691 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,470 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO KEEP THAT KID. 692 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:22,207 AND OF COURSE, YOU GUYS GET DRUNK DURING THE WHOLE THING AS 693 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:22,572 WELL. 694 00:32:22,572 --> 00:32:23,041 >> WELL, OF COURSE. 695 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:23,975 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 696 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:24,308 [ LAUGHTER ] 697 00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:27,078 >> WOULDN'T BE ANY FUN IF WE DIDN'T. 698 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,714 >> Jimmy: YOUR REAL FRIENDS, THE FRIENDS WHO ARE PORTRAYED BY THE 699 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:33,618 ACTORS IN THE MOVIE, WHICH IS A VERY FUNNY GROUP OF GUYS, THE 700 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,454 ACTORS YOU HAVE IN THE MOVIE, THEY'RE ALSO IN THE MOVIE, RIGHT? 701 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,522 >> THE REAL GUY IN THIS. 702 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:38,523 >> Jimmy: YES, THE REAL GUYS. 703 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:38,923 >> THEY SHOWED UP. 704 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,692 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 705 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,928 >> THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE SURE TO COME AND AT LEAST SEE SOME OF 706 00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:48,033 THE PRODUCTION. THEY SHOW UP. AND OF COURSE THEY'VE ALL HAD A 707 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,068 FEW BY THE TIME THEY GET THERE. 708 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:50,401 [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:53,972 THERE'S A SCENE IN THE MOVIE WHERE WE'RE IN A BAR, AND THE 710 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,608 COMPETITION IS YOU'VE GOT TO DOWN THIS LAXATIVE, YOU'VE GOT 711 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:59,577 TO GET A GIRL TO BUY YOU A DRINK, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE HER ON 712 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:02,247 THE DANCE FLOOR, YOU'VE GOT TO GET HER TO GIVE YOU A KISS ON 713 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,983 THE LIPS. THAT TOOK ALL NIGHT TO SHOOT. 714 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,519 >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO BUY YOU A DRINK? 715 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,655 >> SHE'S GOT TO BUY YOU A DRINK, DANCE, KISS ON THE LIPS. 716 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,359 IF YOU DON'T LET LOOSE BEFORE, YOU WIN THAT COMPETITION. 717 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:15,460 IT'S HIGHBROW STUFF. 718 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:19,064 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THAT 719 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:21,699 SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, AND IT IS RIDICULOUS ‐‐ 720 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,101 >> BUT YOU WOULD DO IT. 721 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:26,471 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALSO SUPER FUNNY, YES, I DEFINITELY WOULD DO IT. 722 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:29,774 FOR $150,000. ALSO THE PRIDE OF WINNING. 723 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,643 >> THAT'S REALLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 724 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:34,612 WE DON'T PLAY FOR ANY MONEY. IN THIS CASE WE KIND OF HAD TO. 725 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,047 OR FOR CINEMATIC PURPOSES. 726 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:36,481 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 727 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,650 >> WE WANTED TO RAISE THE STAKES. 728 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:42,253 BUT ALSO THE STORY IS ABOUT A GUY WHO DIDN'T WANT ONE OF THE 729 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:44,589 GUYS TO COME BECAUSE HE GOT HURT A COUPLE OF YEARS EARLIER 730 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,056 BECAUSE OF THAT GUY. 731 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:45,523 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 732 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,927 >> SO I MADE UP AN EXCUSE THAT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR MONEY, 733 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:52,664 WELL, HE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS, WENT OUT AND DID SOME HEINOUS 734 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:53,029 STUFF. 735 00:33:53,029 --> 00:33:53,898 >> Jimmy: BY GOT HURT, YOU MEAN WHAT, EXACTLY? 736 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:57,402 >> NO ‐‐ 737 00:33:57,402 --> 00:34:01,239 >> Jimmy: IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT DOESN'T SOUND 738 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,073 AS GOOD WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT. 739 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,876 >> WHEN I START EXPLAINING THIS STUFF IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE 740 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,111 COMPLETE IDIOTS. 741 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:06,444 [ LAUGHTER ] 742 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:10,014 I GUESS WE KIND OF ARE. BUT LIKE I SAID, IT'S LOOSELY 743 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:13,852 BASED ON MY GROUP OF FRIENDS. WE DON'T DO THE PINA COLADA 744 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:19,390 THING, WE DON'T EAT THE CORN DOGS, THERE'S NO KOMODO DRAGONS. 745 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:19,724 [ LAUGHTER ] 746 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,393 BUT ONE OF THE GUYS, AND I CAN'T SAY WHICH BECAUSE HE WOULD 747 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:26,364 LITERALLY PROBABLY MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP. 748 00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:28,766 IS THAT HE LIKES TO [ BLEEP ] PEOPLE ‐‐ 749 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,100 [ LAUGHTER ] 750 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,435 OR NOT ‐‐ 751 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:31,936 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS. 752 00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:33,338 >> CAN I SAY THAT? 753 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:36,508 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SAY IT. WE ALL HAVE THAT FRIEND. 754 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:36,841 [ LAUGHTER ] 755 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:39,377 >> WHEN SOMEBODY'S PASSED OUT, THAT'S WHAT HE USED TO BE KNOWN 756 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:45,049 FOR. THAT'S WHERE THE IDEA CAME. AND ONE OF THE GUYS IS ‐‐ HE'S 757 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:47,886 MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE'S BEEN ACTING LIKE A BUFFOON AFTER HE 758 00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:51,823 WINS THE EVENT. HE DECIDES HE'S GOING TO PULL A 759 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:58,630 PRANK AND SHOOT HIM WITH A PAINT BALL GUN IN THE BUTT, BUT MISSES 760 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:03,268 AND HITS HIS TESTICULAR REGION. THE REPERCUSSIONS, HE ENDED UP 761 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,104 HAVING ONE OF THEM REMOVED, THE OTHER GETS INFECTED AND HAD TO 762 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:06,671 BE REMOVED. 763 00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:07,338 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. 764 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:10,575 >> SO HIS LIFE HAS BEEN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL EVER SINCE. 765 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:14,812 SO THE IDEA IS, YOU KNOW, AS GOOD FRIENDS, WE PULL HIM BACK 766 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:17,782 UP. NO MAN LEFT BEHIND, RIGHT? 767 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,751 >> Jimmy: HE'S ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S EVEN TECHNICALLY A MAN 768 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:22,187 ANYMORE, REALLY. 769 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:22,887 >> THAT'S TRUE. 770 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:26,391 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I THINK, YEAH, WHO'S A EUNUCH NOW IS WHAT HE 771 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:26,756 IS. 772 00:35:26,756 --> 00:35:27,625 >> YEAH, YEAH. 773 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,594 >> Jimmy: YEAH. SO YEAH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 774 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,795 AND YOU CAN'T NAME THAT GUY? 775 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,630 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 776 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,465 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING? 777 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,669 >> I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. DOESN'T MATTER. 778 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,504 >> Jimmy: WOW, YEAH, HE MUST HAVE GOT YOU PRETTY GOOD, I 779 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,506 GUESS, HUH? 780 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,809 >> NO, I DON'T ‐‐ I NEVER ‐‐ NO, NO. HE NEVER GOT ME. 781 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:49,681 >> Jimmy: JOSH, YOU ‐‐ THIS IS AN ONGOING THEME WITH YOU. 782 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:54,385 IN 2013, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER THIS. 783 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:58,223 IN 2013 THIS WAS A SHOW ON TLC, IT WAS A SPECIAL, "THE MAN WITH 784 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:01,226 THE 132‐POUND SCROTUM." 785 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:03,127 >> YES, PERFECT SEGUE. 786 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:03,695 >> Jimmy: YES. 787 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:04,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 788 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:07,565 WE TURNED THAT INTO A FEATURE FILM HERE ON OUR SHOW. 789 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,767 IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT. AND YOU WERE KIND ENOUGH TO STAR 790 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,302 IN THAT FILM. AND I BELIEVE WE HAVE A CLIP 791 00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:13,638 FROM THAT FILM RIGHT HERE. 792 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:17,842 >> HELP, MY BABY, SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE! HELP, HELP, MY BABY! 793 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,111 >> HELP! 794 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:20,545 >> SOMEBODY HELP ME! 795 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:27,218 >> HELP! GIVE ME THE BABY, I'LL CATCH IT! 796 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,721 >> WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR TESTICLES? 797 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,390 >> IT'S A MEDICAL THING, JUST THROW ME THE BABY! COME ON! 798 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:43,401 GO! 799 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:43,734 [ LAUGHTER ] 800 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:45,203 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 801 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,006 >> Jimmy: JOSH DUHAMEL, TO HONOR YOUR TALENT, YOUR COURAGE, AND 802 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:52,310 YOUR COMMITMENT TO TESTICLES IN FILM, GUILLERMO, GIVE JOSH ‐‐ 803 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,579 THIS IS THE FIRST‐EVER "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" LIFETIME 804 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:54,979 ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. 805 00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:59,584 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 806 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:00,485 >> OH! HOW ARE YOU, MY MAN. 807 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:03,421 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONLY RECIPIENT. 808 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:06,924 >> THIS IS TRULY, TRULY AN HONOR. THANK YOU. 809 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:10,094 >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS TO SEE WHAT THAT 810 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,362 REPRESENTS. BUT PLEASE CHERISH THAT AND PUT 811 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:12,930 IT IN YOUR HOME. 812 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:16,768 >> THIS IS TRULY AN HONOR, JIMMY, I APPRECIATE THAT. 813 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,437 AND THIS IS GOING TO GO RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ‐‐ 814 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:23,074 MY TROPHY MANTEL. 815 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,576 >> Jimmy: I'M PROUD THAT IT WILL BE THERE. I DO WANT TO SAY, 816 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,279 CONGRATULATIONS ON TURNING THIS DUMB THING YOU DO WITH YOUR 817 00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:34,552 FRIENDS INTO A VERY FUNNY MOVIE. THE MOVIE'S CALLED "BUDDY 818 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:34,885 GAMES." 819 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:35,320 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 820 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,889 IN THEATERS, IN DIGITAL, ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW. 821 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,357 JOSH DUHAMEL, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES 822 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:47,965 TAYLOR! 823 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:49,901 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 824 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,296 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 825 00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:58,440 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 826 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:05,180 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 827 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:07,883 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO KRISTEN STEWART AND JOSH DUHAMEL. 828 00:38:07,883 --> 00:38:12,721 APOLOGIES TO MATT DIMON. KRPS "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT 829 00:38:12,721 --> 00:38:14,323 FIRST, THIS IS HIS GRAMMY‐NOMINATED 830 00:38:14,323 --> 00:38:15,524 ALBUM "AMERICAN STANDARD," WITH THE SONG "YOU'VE GOT TO BE 831 00:38:15,524 --> 00:38:19,762 CAREFULLY TAUGHT," JAMES TAYLOR! 832 00:38:19,762 --> 00:38:24,800 ♪ 833 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:35,344 ♪ 834 00:38:35,344 --> 00:38:36,545 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE TAUGHT TO 835 00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:41,316 HATE AND FEAR YOU'VE GOT TO BE TAUGHT ♪ 836 00:38:41,316 --> 00:38:43,052 ♪ FROM YEAR TO YEAR IT'S GOT TO 837 00:38:43,052 --> 00:38:48,590 BE DRUMMED IN YOUR DEAR LITTLE EAR ♪ 838 00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:52,695 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY 839 00:38:52,695 --> 00:38:53,060 TAUGHT ♪ 840 00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:58,534 ♪ 841 00:38:58,534 --> 00:39:05,140 YOU'VE GOT TO BE TAUGHT TO BE AFRAID OF PEOPLE WHOSE EYES ARE 842 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:11,647 ODDLY MADE ♪ 843 00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:15,451 ♪ AND PEOPLE WHOSE SKIN IS A 844 00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:18,854 DIFFERENT SHADE YOU'VE GOT TO 845 00:39:18,854 --> 00:39:24,059 BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT ♪ 846 00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:27,296 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE TAUGHT BEFORE 847 00:39:27,296 --> 00:39:30,733 IT'S TOO LATE ♪ 848 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:39,174 ♪ BEFORE YOU ARE 6 OR 7 OR 8 849 00:39:39,174 --> 00:39:41,243 ♪ TO HATE ALL THE PEOPLE YOUR 850 00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:45,280 RELATIVES HATE YOU'VE GOT TO 851 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:54,323 BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT ♪ 852 00:39:54,323 --> 00:39:55,324 ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY 853 00:39:55,324 --> 00:39:55,824 TAUGHT ♪ 854 00:39:55,824 --> 00:40:05,400 ♪ 855 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:18,781 ♪ 856 00:40:18,781 --> 00:40:26,855 ♪ 857 00:40:26,855 --> 00:40:36,765 ♪ 858 00:40:36,765 --> 00:40:50,979 ♪