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>> dicky: From hollywood, it's
"jimmy kimmel live."

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tonight, goldie hawn.
Alex winter.

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Mike tyson.
And music from beabadoobee.

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And now, jimmy kimmel!
>> jimmy: Hi, everyone.

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Thank you, I'm jimmy, I'm the
host.

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Thanks for watching.
Thank you for joining us on day

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15 of squattergate.
He's still in there, we think.

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[ laughter ]
big baby bone spurs is digging

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in like a tick in your stomach.
He is hunkered down in the west

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wing.
He canceled his thanksgiving

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trip to mar-a-lago.
And according to one official,

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there is a bunker mentality in
the white house.

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Somewhere between archie and
hitler.

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[ laughter ]
and ever since he didn't lose

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the election, trump is said to
be in a dark mood.

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Which is a shame.
He was such a positive dude

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before this.
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what he's doing in the white
house, nobody knows.

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He's been tweeting, we do know
that.

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Sometimes he leaves to play
golf.

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And that seems to be it, which
is weird, because it almost

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seems hypocritical coming from
the guy who likes to say this.

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>> these people do nothing.
They talk a big game and they do

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nothing.
They've done nothing, they do

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nothing.
I see these phoneys, the

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do-nothing democrats.
They keep talking, they do

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nothing about it, they do
nothing about it.

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I call them the do-nothing
democrats.

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The do-nothing democrats and
they are do nothing.

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>> joe biden wouldn't have done
anything.

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>> the democrats have been
playing at it for years and

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haven't done anything.
He'll say, oh, yes, we did

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this -- he did nothing.
He did nothing and he got

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nominated.
47 years he did nothing.

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For the most part they did lil.
I did so much.

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I did everything and more than
everything.

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>> jimmy: And more.
No president has done more

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everything than him.
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this is his official schedule
today.

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From the white house.
The president has no public

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events scheduled.
This is the longest he's gone

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without taking questions from
reporters since taking office.

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It's been two weeks.
John things are bad when he

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doesn't even have the energy to
go on the lawn and yell at jim

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acosta.
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what trump has been doing is
firing people for no good

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reason.
After the head of his own

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cybersecurity agency publicly
confirmed that there was no

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evidence of wrongdoing, and this
was the most secure election

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ever, trump let him go.
The guy's name is chris krebs.

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He was terminated last night via
tweet.

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Which is not normal.
Usually to get rid of krebs

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trump uses a comb and medicated
shampoo.

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[ laughter ]
the fellows know what I'm

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talking about, right, guillermo?
>> guillermo: Right, jimmy,

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yeah.
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>> jimmy: It's a dangerous time
to be reasonable.

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Basically, if you work for
donald trump, there are two

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possible outcomes.
You get fired, or you get covid.

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[ laughter ]
meanwhile, there are some folks

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in the white house who are
working harder than they ever

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have before.
Press secretary kalie macadamia

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nut job is turning out --
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>> jimmy: -- The b.S. At 110%
right now.

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>> if the president doesn't win
and joe biden, it's proven that

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he is the elected president,
what happens with the transfer

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of power?
Will it be peaceful?

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>> look, this president has
always said he will engage in a

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peaceful transfer of power if
the facts bear out that way.

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But the president believes, and
so too do many others, if every

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legal vote is counted he will
remain president.

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He's pursuing litigation.
But this president always wants

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what's in the best interests of
our country.

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>> jimmy: And by "our country"
she means russia.

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[ laughter ]
I know what's going on, she

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doesn't want to go back.
Her job before this was she was

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the hostess at applebee's.
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and they are so desperate to
come up with something,

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anything, that could potentially
save this stinking ship,

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including all sorts of major
breaking scoops.

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>> coming to air with you
tonight there's reporting that

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in a third county in georgia, in
walton county, they have found

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the same issue, a memory card
that was not registered with

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votes, and guess what, these
votes favor president donald j.

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Trump.
>> jimmy: Whoa, whoa.

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how could they forget a memory

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card?
It makes no sense at all.

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And it got even better from
there.

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>> I held up these papers, these
affidavits.

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234 pages of sworn affidavits
under penalty of perjury --

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>> by the way, whoa, what did
cnn say about when you held them

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up on this program?
Didn't they accuse you of

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holding up blank sheets?
>> that's right, they did about

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a 10-minute monologue saying
these were blank.

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They're not blank.
>> jimmy: They've got sharpie

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and barbecue sauce all over
them.

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[ laughter ]
they're not blank.

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That's their best defense now.
The papers are not blank!

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The think tank in trumpland is
empty.

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Everything is bogus.
Voting results, crowd size,

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witch hunts, perfect calls, dr.
Fauci, rex tillerson, john

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kelly, john bolton, michael
bolton, michael cohen,

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windmills, caravans.
They're all against him.

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The deep state.
Hillary's emails.

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Pizzagate.
Every week there's a new plot

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against donald trump.
How much gas is left in this

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already?
63 days, folks.

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63 more days.
[ cheers and applause ]

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while we're on the subject of
former presidents, tomorrow

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night our guest will be barack
obama.

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[ cheers and applause ]
for those of you who are too

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young to remember or did a lot
of drugs was our president just

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before civilization collapsed.
So that will be fun.

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I have a lot of questions for
barack obama.

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Like, where the hell did you go?
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trump by the way is reported to
be worried that joe biden is

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going to get all the credit for
the covid vaccine.

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Which is ridiculous.
You think of it like the polio

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vaccine.
You think of jonas salk, the

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doctor who developed it.
Nobody remembers who was

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president then.
Why would donald trump think he

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is responsible for the vaccine
just because it was developed

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during his presidency?
Should we blame him for

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directing the movie "cats" too?
By that logic.

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[ laughter ]
he's like, I demand credit for

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the vaccine that stops a virus
I've spent almost a year denying

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is at all a problem.
Apparently trump was planning

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some kind of big reveal.
A vac-stravaganza of some kind.

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Of course he was.
Ted nugent and kid rock

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shredding on stage.
A mosh pit.

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A bonfire of n95 masks.
Every other tent is a kissing

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booth.
Trump was reportedly planning to

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have a press conference at which
he would read past headlines

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that were negative toward him.
I guess he'd say, "I told you

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so."
how would that go, exactly?

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Look at this, "trump silent on
virus surge as cases rise."

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told you!
"trump claims coronavirus

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outbreak is a fake news
conspiracy!"

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told you!
"trump went golfing 25 times as

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a virus killed over 200,000
americans!"

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he wants to remind us of this?
Go ahead.

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It sounds like a fun afternoon.
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the sad truth is dolly parton
did more to stop the coronavirus

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than the president of the united
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[ cheers and applause ]
schools are closed now,

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tomorrow, in new york.
They announced that today.

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Thanksgiving plans are being
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Some businesses are running into
problems figuring out

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appropriate ways to word their
advertising.

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>> supermarket chain apologizing
for an ad that's been called

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completely tone deaf.
Giant supermarkets ran the ad in

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the east coast chain's magazine.
It reads, hosting?

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Plan a super spread.
[ moans ]

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>> jimmy: At least they were
honest.

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You've got to own that kind of
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Make it your brand.
If you're going to go, death by

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shrimp cocktail is not the worst
way to do it.

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[ laughter ]
"tone deaf" would be a great

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rapper name, right?
>> guillermo: Yeah.

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>> jimmy: Are you even
listening?

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>> guillermo: I am listening,
yeah, it's a good name, yeah.

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[ applause ]
>> jimmy: I feel like a gunman

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could come and shoot me 12
times, you wouldn't ever notice.

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>> guillermo: That won't ever
happen, jimmy.

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>> jimmy: That will never
happen?

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This is a big night for
basketball.

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The nba draft, which is usually
in June -- I have no idea when

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sports are happening are
anymore.

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I didn't realize how much of my
life was scheduled around them.

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Today was the nba draft.
I don't know if you know.

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Tomorrow's the olympics, and the
super bowl is the fourth night

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of hanukkah, I think.
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then the weekend after next we
have the highly anticipated

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return of mike tyson.
After 15 years, mike tyson is

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stepping back in the ring to
fight roy jones jr.

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And guess what, he's joining us
now from his home.

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[ cheers and applause ]
say hi to mike tyson.

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Hi, mike.
How you doing?

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>> good, man, I'm doing well.
>> jimmy: It's very good to see

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you.
Now, you're fighting Saturday

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after next.
The last time you had a

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professional fight was in 2005.
Bush was president in 2005.

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>> yes.
>> jimmy: After that fight you

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said, I'm not interested in
fighting anymore, I hate it.

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I think you said, I don't like
the smell of the gym, I don't

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want any of it.
What happened, mike?

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>> well, listen.
Jimmy, you have to understand,

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right?
Even though I haven't been

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fighting, I'm champ of many,
many countries.

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I'm champ of countries that
don't even speak my language.

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These guys wanted to see me
again.

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>> jimmy: So you're doing this
for the world?

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>> absolutely.
They want to see me do this

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again.
Then, of course, I know there's

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people that are jealous.
And I understand.

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Jealousy is cool, I like
jealousy, it's very

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inspirational.
>> jimmy: Okay.

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>> so I'm doing a lot of
inspiration for people.

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>> jimmy: You are fighting for
the world, and to stop the

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haters is what you're saying?
>> well -- I love the haters.

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They inspire me.
>> jimmy: Oh, all right.

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[ laughter ]
>> without haters, I'm nothing.

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I'm garbage, I'm nothing without
haters.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: That's what motivates

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you.
Roy jones jr., he just retired a

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couple of years ago, but you are
the favorite.

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Have you been looking at the
odds, the gambling odds?

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>> well -- I -- I humbly say
I'm -- I don't look at odds of

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favor.
I make my reality happen.

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>> jimmy: Right.
>> when I'm in the ring.

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>> jimmy: You don't even wear
socks most of the time.

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>> no.
Well -- I won't need my socks.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: You don't need socks.

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That should be the name of this
fight.

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"I don't need socks" fight.
>> name of the fight should be

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"beauty."
check this out.

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I'm beautiful, baby.
Look at me now.

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>> jimmy: Wow.
>> look at this body, baby.

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[ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: Wow.

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>> look at this body, baby.
>> jimmy: Wow.

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You do look beautiful.
Have you been abstaining from

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everything?
>> hey, listen.

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Maybe not, no.
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but that's for young people to
do that.

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>> jimmy: Uh-huh.
>> I already have my discipline.

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>> jimmy: Speaking of young
people, I want to ask you this.

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Because I know you are a boxing
historian, a student --

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>> I know a few things, jimmy, I
know a few things.

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>> jimmy: If 20-year-old mike
tyson fought 54-year-old mike

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tyson, what would the outcome
be?

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How many rounds, what happens?
>> that would be a pretty

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interesting fight.
I'm telling you, that young guy,

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he's going to run into
something.

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>> jimmy: What guy.
>> the little reckless young

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guy.
>> jimmy: Okay.

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>> think he got a hard punch and
he can take a real good shot?

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I don't know if he can take one
of my shots.

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>> jimmy: Well, we're going
to -- I guess we'll never find

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out, no.
[ laughter ]

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mike this fight's a little
different.

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Eight two-minute rounds, shorter
than the usual three.

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And no fans will be in
attendance.

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Does that make it less fun?
>> I knock people out in less

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than 8 seconds and the fans
didn't have a chance to see it.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: That's true.

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Sometimes you knocked guys out
on your way into the ring, it

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seemed like.
>> yeah, that's called lawsuits.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: Will you be wearing a

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mask during this fight?
>> well -- I'm sure my opponent

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will be wearing one after.
[ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: An oxygen mask,
perhaps?

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Some of the proceeds for this
are going to charity.

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You're garnuaranteed $10 millio-
>> I don't know nothing about

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money.
>> jimmy: I do.

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>> I don't want no money, take
that money that belongs to them.

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Listen, this is not my life no
more.

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I'm here to try to make things
happen, make things a better

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place.
I want to die with a good

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conscience, man.
>> jimmy: I know a lot of people

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might scoff at this, roll their
eyes, but I know this to be true

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about you.
I remember many years ago, I had

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some idea that could have made
you a lot of money and you're

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like, ah, when I have a lot of
money, bad things happen, I'm

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going to pass on that.
>> that did, that was really

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tricky back then, yeah.
>> jimmy: Yeah.

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>> the time back then.
>> jimmy: Will you start buying

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tigers again or anything like
that?

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>> no, but I'm interested in
this dog and a couple of horses

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that I saw.
[ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: All right, a dog and
horses, that's good, that's

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safe.
[ applause ]

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is this a one-time thing, this
fight?

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Or will this -- is this going to
be like a senior tour?

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>> well, you tell me after you
witness it.

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>> jimmy: Okay, all right.
Because I have an idea.

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I would like to see you fight
legends from other sports.

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I'd love to see you fight pete
rose, for instance.

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>> I'm very good friends with
mr. Rose, that's not going to

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ever happen.
>> jimmy: Maybe you could fight

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bjorn borg, do you know him?
>> that would be a good fight.

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[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: That would be good,

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all right.
Mike tyson versus roy jones jr.,

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Saturday, November 28th, staples
center, 9:00 eastern.

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Watch the fight on pay-per-view
and streaming at

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tysononstiller.Com.
>> thank you so much.

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>> jimmy: Break a leg, but I
mean that figuratively, okay?

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>> I'll break some drawers.
>> jimmy: All right, pal, take

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care.
[ cheers and applause ]

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we've got a goo good show.
Alex winter is here.

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Music from beabadoobee.
And be right back with goldie

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hawn!
>> jimmy: Welcome back to the

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show.
You know him as either bill or

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ted, nobody's totally sure, alex
winter is with us.

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[ applause ]
later, she is apple music's up

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next artist.
Her debut album is called "fake

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it flowers."
music from beabadoobee.

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[ applause ]
tomorrow night music from zac

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brown band and barack obama will
be our guest tonight.

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An oscar and golden globe winner
who was at one time the world's

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most famous go-go dancer.
Her holiday movie with kurt

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russell is called "the christmas
chronicles 2."

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it premieres a week from today
on netflix.

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Please welcome goldie hawn.
[ cheers and applause ]

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hi, goldie, how are you?
>> I'm really good but I miss

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walking an to the stage.
>> jimmy: I know, I would have

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loved to have you here.
>> it's one of these things.

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The walk-on is so fun.
The audience.

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It will come back, but I'm happy
to see you this way.

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>> jimmy: I'm happy to see you
too.

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We've met before but you've not
been on the show.

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Your man friend, kurt russell,
has been on the show.

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Your kids have been on the show.
Now I feel like we've completed

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the set with you and your dog.
>> yeah, no, me and bennie,

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yeah.
We're a team.

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And it's good to be on the show,
I know.

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I often wonder why I'm the last
one, but it's okay, I don't have

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a problem.
>> jimmy: It's called the

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closer, goldie, the closer.
[ applause ]

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>> is that the 11:00 number?
>> jimmy: I assume you're at

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home right now?
>> I am.

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I'm at home.
I'm in my bedroom.

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Well, our bedroom.
And kurt set this up.

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And this is the fireplace that
he actually helped make and gave

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me the heart.
He went and got that and he put

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four little hearts and those are
our children.

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So he's an okay guy.
>> jimmy: Yeah, he is.

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He's a real man is what he is.
Have you been there during the

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pandemic, have you been at home
the whole time?

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>> yeah, we've been home.
Actually, we did go to aspen.

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And we do for many years, as
long as we've been together

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we've had a place there as well.
>> jimmy: I heard you guys took

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an rv up to aspen, you drove
there?

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>> no, no.
Kurt got obsessed with an rv.

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And every morning and every
night I would hear a new

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advertisement that was a video
on his ipad.

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And it was a different guy and
it was a different personality

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and it was all about the door,
about the toilet, about you can

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stand up in the shower, you can
whatever.

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And finally I said, you've got a
relationship with this rv that

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you don't even have yet.
And it was pretty unbelievable.

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Meanwhile, he got one.
It came from florida.

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He was completely obsessed with
this thing.

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And you know, I'm not what we
call a camper-type person.

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But I had to get with it.
And I tell you, we did go

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camping with the family once
with all of this, and it was so

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much fun.
I mean, we -- we had a really

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good time.
It was the first time kurt's

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been driving a big, big van like
that.

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>> jimmy: The reason I ask you
about it, I did exactly the same

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thing.
I started to get a little

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stir-crazy with the kids and I
was like, we've got to get out

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of this house.
And so I went to a part of los

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angeles that I didn't even know
existed.

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[ laughter ]
it's called downey.

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[ laughter and applause ]
it's where they invented the

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fabric softener, I think.
I came home with an rv, much to

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my wife's consternation.
>> oh my god, that's my story.

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I got to know all the guys
selling it, you know.

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At one point kurt called them up
and said, look, you sold me the

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rv, you're my guy.
That's when I thought, now we

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have a serious problem, because
there's a bromance going on.

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I had nothing to do with buying
it, nor did I say, let's go

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camping!
Not my thing.

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Anyway, how did you do when you
first started driving such a big

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thing?
>> jimmy: I did okay.

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I will tell you, though, I
understand the bond that kurt

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has with this rv salesman
because I had the same thing.

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Because as we drove, I had
100,000 questions for him.

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And you have to be able to get
in touch with him in case

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anything bad happens.
>> 100%.

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I really thought that we would
see him at the camp.

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[ laughter ]
I thought this guy was going to

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have to get my side of the bed
up, it was really something.

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We're driving, we out -- we
weren't in downey, we were

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somewhere in the valley.
We're now driving, we have the

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kids with us, oliver had a big
trailer, we were going on this

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trip.
So on this -- we're driving down

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the 101.
And we're -- I said to kurt,

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honey, I think you're hitting
those cones.

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They kind of look like they're
cement but they're not.

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And we're hitting those.
He said, I know, but there's

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people coming on my left and I
don't want to get into that.

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And I said, okay, well then hit
the cones, I guess.

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That's the best thing.
[ laughter ]

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all of a sudden I see wyatt
flying past us.

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He must be doing 100 miles an
hour, this is crazy.

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In the meantime, we finally get
there where we're supposed to

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go, aside from the fact that we
got to the wrong place, it was

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horrible, blah blah.
But when we got all together, I

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said, wyatt, you were
hightailing it right past us.

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He said, mom, you guys were
doing 50 miles an hour in a

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70-mile-an-hour zone.
You had a city of cars behind

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you.
And literally you didn't know.

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And kurt's driving and having
fun.

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And it was like a joke.
So anyway, point is, we had the

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biggest family laugh I think we
ever had.

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We were all together, and I
can't remember having a laugh

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like that.
We laugh a lot in our family,

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but we were around the campfire
that night and I swear to god,

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we laughed for about probably 10
minutes straight.

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About how -- what asses we were.
[ laughter ]

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there's nothing better than
laughing at yourself.

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This is family time.
>> jimmy: It has become family

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time.
Turns out a fear of a deadly

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pandemic has really brought us
together.

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[ laughter ]
goldie, I am from las vegas.

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I grew up there.
So I was interested in this

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photograph.
This is a marquee at the las

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vegas hilton, goldie hawn,
directed and choreographed by

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jerry jackson, music direction
by marvin laird, special guests

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gladys knight and the pips.
When was this?

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>> oh my god.
It was right after -- right when

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sugar line express came out.
It had to be like '72, maybe.

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>> jimmy: Okay.
>> and yeah, so I did have a

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job, basically a dealer at the
cesars palace.

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Then the guy moved over, he went
to the hill ilton, he said, we

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want you here.
It became like a bidding thing.

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I ended up going to the hilton.
It was a huge stage, like a

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football stadium.
I can't say -- I was a dancer,

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that's how I started, I danced
in las vegas.

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It wasn't headlining.
I came there -- I turned 21 in

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las vegas, tell you the truth.
>> jimmy: What shows did you

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dance with in las vegas?
>> I didn't dance in any shows.

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We had our own show called
"noble new."

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five shows a night.
Started 8:30 at night, got off

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5:00 in the morning.
We did about four shows in the

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lounge.
>> jimmy: Wow.

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>> I had to make sure they knew
I was a dancer and not a

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showgirl.
That was like one of the things

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that I went, no, I'm a real
dancer, I'm not just prancing

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around, right?
>> jimmy: Oh.

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>> in the meantime, I escaped
that show, which is a book, went

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to l.A., I'll never go to vegas
again.

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I ended up doing the show and
the number was called --

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♪ I love trash dirty dungee
dusty ♪

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>> jimmy: That is "sesame
street," that is oscar the

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grouch's song.
>> no, it's a series -- that's

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exactly right.
I was on roller skates.

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Everybody's like -- like a
children's story mood.

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I mean, it's vegas.
I had an anxiety attack as this

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went on.
[ laughter ]

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my shoes!
I'm never going to do this

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again!
I've got to cut this number!

444
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,311
Then I would go upstairs to my
room after it was over and wait

445
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:04,648
for the next show, right?
Well, I went to elvis' suite

446
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,753
because he allowed me to live in
his suite.

447
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,920
>> jimmy: I bet he did, yeah.
[ laughter ]

448
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,823
>> I was there and my dad was
also in the show with me.

449
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,427
So I live with my father in
elvis' suite.

450
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:19,296
And you know what?
It was -- that was the greatest

451
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,965
time.
>> jimmy: Oh my god, what could

452
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,601
be better?
>> I was 114 degrees so I

453
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:28,806
couldn't go outside because I
would probably sweat myself, I

454
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:32,109
would be so tired that I had to
stay in there, in his suite.

455
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,146
But I loved it.
>> jimmy: You went from a trash

456
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,415
can to elvis' suite within
moments.

457
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:41,519
>> no, I'm telling you.
You know, I make pretty good

458
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,953
transitions.
[ laughter ]

459
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,021
>> jimmy: We're going to take a
break.

460
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,623
When we come back, goldie hawn
will be with us.

461
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,825
We'll be right back.
>>> little children.

462
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,436
>> well, we can't send them home
on an empty stomach.

463
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,503
>> certainly not.
>> that would be rude.

464
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,373
>> oh, very unthoughtful.
>> we can't have that.

465
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,507
>> no.
No.

466
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:07,077
Well, then, it's decided.
They'll come to our house for

467
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,513
early dipper, then you'll take
them back.

468
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,982
>> exactly what I was thinking.
>> and I have to prepare.

469
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:17,688
Oh, I have to prepare.
Jojo, I need corn for popping,

470
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:25,863
three french hens, a partridge,
a pear, and figgy pudding.

471
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,064
>> jimmy: That is kurt russell
and goldie hawn in "the

472
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:30,835
christmas chronicles 2" on
netflix premiering a week from

473
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,870
tonight -- I guess it's the
season, huh?

474
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,338
>> it's definitely the season,
definitely.

475
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:38,175
It was a great experience.
>> jimmy: When do you guys start

476
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:41,078
decorating the house?
>> well, yeah, we -- well,

477
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,180
actually, yeah.
I mean, this year we're going to

478
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:46,851
be in l.A.
But normally we're in aspen.

479
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,253
Where it actually looks like
santa's house.

480
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,156
We have a log house and decorate
it to the hilt.

481
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,693
All children are there.
And it's kind of pretty amazing.

482
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:59,630
You know, kurt plays an amazing
santa.

483
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,532
He's also played a great santa
at home.

484
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:05,169
I never thought I would play
mrs. Claus.

485
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,338
>> jimmy: That wasn't on your
list?

486
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:11,141
You weren't thinking that when
you were in vegas in the '70s?

487
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,776
One day I'm going to play mrs.
Claus!

488
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:19,016
>> no.
In my gold bead dress and all

489
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,951
that, no.
Definitely could never imagine

490
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,019
that.
>> jimmy: What kind of sheets

491
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:24,488
did elvis have there in that --
[ laughter ]

492
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:27,892
>> yeah, well, I don't remember
the sheets because I was too

493
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,227
busy looking up.
Because there was a mirror on

494
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:32,429
top of the bed.
[ laughter ]

495
00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:33,597
>> jimmy: Oh -- what?
>> I was looking at that

496
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:38,402
thinking, this could be fun.
But yeah, so I didn't look at

497
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,838
the sheets.
I can imagine.

498
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,774
I would say probably they were
like tiger or something.

499
00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:46,410
>> jimmy: Oh, and you know what,
now that I'm remembering, kurt

500
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:50,414
played elvis, right?
In a movie, a tv movie, some

501
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:55,953
time ago?
>> longt time ago.

502
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,990
He was absolutely brilliant.
He played elvis and he played

503
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,593
santa.
And he did them both equally as

504
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:04,261
good.
>> jimmy: Somebody reminded me

505
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:10,401
today, kurt was here promoting
the hit, he mentioned you hated

506
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:11,001
his facial hair.
Are you okay with the santa

507
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:14,238
look?
>> yes.

508
00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:17,942
As a matter of fact, I kind of
love the santa look.

509
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,209
Because his beard was a work of
art.

510
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:24,748
And I had an experience where I
was supposed to deliver a line.

511
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,551
All lit and looking beautiful on
the set, the light was on him,

512
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:30,721
he was acting.
And I got lost in his beard.

513
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:34,992
It was so beautiful.
[ laughter ]

514
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,694
and it was like -- then they
said, goldy.

515
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,462
What?
You forgot your line.

516
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:41,065
I went, oh my god, I am so
sorry.

517
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:45,402
And I said, I think maybe I'm
falling in love with kurt all

518
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,338
over again.
I became completely engaged in

519
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,306
how he looked.
>> jimmy: I had that same

520
00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,609
experience a couple of weeks ago
when david letterman was on the

521
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,645
show.
[ laughter ]

522
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,849
goldie, it has been a great
pleasure to chat with you.

523
00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:01,518
Give my best to the whole
family.

524
00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:05,122
Goldie hawn, "the christmas
chronicles 2" a week from today

525
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,858
on netflix.
Thanks, goldie.

526
00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,126
[ cheers and applause ]
be back with alex winter!

527
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:16,166
[ cheers and applause ]
♪

528
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:19,236
>> jimmy: Welcome back.
Music from beabadoobee is on the

529
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,604
way.
Our next guest is an actor,

530
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:26,877
director, and three-time bill s.
Preston esquire, a documentary

531
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:31,682
filmmaker too with a brand-new
movie about a legendary

532
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:37,321
musicmaker, zappa, arrives on
video and vhd on Friday.

533
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:43,527
Please welcome alex winter!
[ cheers and applause ]

534
00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:46,864
♪
>> jimmy: Look at you all

535
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,232
dressed up.
How you doing?

536
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,466
>> good.
Good, man, yeah.

537
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,970
>> jimmy: You know, everybody
knows you're from the "bill and

538
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,104
ted" and all that stuff.
>> yeah.

539
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:57,007
>> jimmy: You direct films,
you've directed television

540
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,810
stuff, you directed here on our
show for a while.

541
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,546
>> I did.
I came in I think to do a movie

542
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,049
parody, and I didn't leave for a
while.

543
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,785
[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: I asked you to stay.

544
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,354
How long were you here?
>> think a year or so at least.

545
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:16,660
I mean, bobcat goldthwait was
here, fleischer was here, tom

546
00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:20,164
stern who directed "freakwood"
was here.

547
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,466
It was a really fun place to
work.

548
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:27,137
I hate to walk on your show and
blow smoke up my old boss' back

549
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,740
side.
>> jimmy: You don't have to, you

550
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:32,943
don't have to blow any smoke.
It was crazy back then, it was

551
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:34,378
bananas.
Everything was live.

552
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,981
Shoot the thing in five minutes.
Get it to edit.

553
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,984
Everyone's thinking they're
about to be walter cronkite or

554
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,119
something.
>> jimmy: It was like the news.

555
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,588
Because we were still using beta
tapes.

556
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:51,095
Running the tapes from one
building to the next.

557
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,897
Moments before the show aired.
>> it was insane.

558
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:57,735
Everyone was serious, like guys,
we're blowing fecal matter at

559
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:01,038
uncle frank.
[ laughter ]

560
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,106
we're not actually deciding the
outcome of the world.

561
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,175
>> jimmy: Did we do that?
>> I think we might have.

562
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,477
>> jimmy: Was that a bit on the
show?

563
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:11,048
I don't remember that one.
>> do you mind in I put a list

564
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,817
of some of the finer --
[ cheers and applause ]

565
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,352
>> jimmy: You did?
>> yeah.

566
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,354
>> jimmy: Of what?
>> these are some of the fine

567
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,089
works that I made while I was
crafting film here.

568
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,194
>> jimmy: Oh, okay, all right.
>> we did "monkey in a

569
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:27,898
microwave."
"terrorist in sherpa shorts."

570
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:34,571
clown hunting."
"crazy ahab's one-day rehab."

571
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:38,342
ad for pat robertson's diet
shake with jesus christ.

572
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,878
>> jimmy: Jesus was in that?
>> yep, he showed up.

573
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:43,514
>> jimmy: That was should have
his best work, I remember that.

574
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:48,218
>> he was excellent in that.
"martha stewart saws off her

575
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:54,358
ankle bracelet."
my favorite, "tron guy has a

576
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:58,295
date" followed by "return of
tron guy."

577
00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,530
[ applause ]
>> jimmy: I remember that, tron

578
00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:04,701
guy was a guy who dressed as
tron, and I think his name was

579
00:30:04,737 --> 00:30:05,903
jay.
Yeah, we had him on the show a

580
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,104
lot.
>> yeah.

581
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,641
>> jimmy: I think we had a
bachelor show starring tron guy.

582
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:13,644
>> we did.
>> jimmy: Shockingly, we never

583
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:16,847
wound up pairing him off with
anyone.

584
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,949
>> it was so strange.
>> jimmy: Very strange.

585
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:23,053
>> uncle frank did a bunch of
stuff, we did one routine where

586
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:27,024
we snuck into his apartment,
like at, I don't know, 9:00 in

587
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,193
the morning and rigged his
entire -- remember that?

588
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:32,896
>> jimmy: Yes, this was my idea.
I was thinking about how far we

589
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,365
could push things for uncle
frank.

590
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:39,369
And I thought, wow, what if, in
the middle of the night, frank

591
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,405
sinatra's ghost appears to him?
[ laughter ]

592
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,306
>> right.
>> jimmy: He used to work for

593
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,474
frank sinatra.
And starts speaking to him.

594
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,178
Yeah, you guys snuck in there.
We got a guy who looked like

595
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,480
frank sinatra.
>> we projected it.

596
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,716
He came home.
We were all like in his closet.

597
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:56,019
Under his bed.
We waited till he went to sleep.

598
00:30:56,055 --> 00:31:01,458
Then we beamed sinatra's ghost
onto his ceiling.

599
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:04,127
>> jimmy: As I recall, he didn't
believe it for a second.

600
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,663
>> dude, it was a complete
disaster.

601
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,931
[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: Disaster, yeah, but a

602
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,066
great story.
>> it is, yeah.

603
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,736
I loved him so much.
He was the sweetest guy in the

604
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,670
world.
>> jimmy: Yes, he was.

605
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:18,175
[ applause ]
you and tom, our mutual friend

606
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:22,779
tom stern, who is a director
here, you directed a movie that

607
00:31:22,815 --> 00:31:26,850
one of the stars was mr. T.
>> yes, the great tom stern, a

608
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:31,455
film called "freaks."
in that film mr. T. Played the

609
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,156
bearded lady.
One of the members of the freak

610
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:35,292
show.
I was another.

611
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:36,793
Keanu was another.
There were many.

612
00:31:36,829 --> 00:31:40,998
Really, the only thing he had to
do was wear a taffeta dress.

613
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,734
That was it.
A big beard, taffeta dress.

614
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,903
>> jimmy: The t. Is short for
"taffeta."

615
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:50,807
>> that's what we believed when
we cast him, yeah.

616
00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:51,942
>> jimmy: What was that like
with mr. T.?

617
00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:54,945
>> I saw him recently.
I mean, he had -- time does good

618
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:58,849
things to the memory, I guess.
>> jimmy: He didn't have a good

619
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,050
time?
>> no, he -- I mean, he was

620
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:04,154
great up until the point at
which he bailed out on our set

621
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,956
four days before he was done
shooting.

622
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:09,459
>> jimmy: Oh, he did?
>> yes, he vanished.

623
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:12,429
I mean, he literally vanished.
No one could find mr. T.

624
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:16,500
And we're shooting.
We're like -- we have stuff

625
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,969
coming up with t., it's very
important.

626
00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,604
Literally, he's gone.
I eventually found him.

627
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,941
Someone came to me at one point,
we've got him on the phone.

628
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:27,210
What does that even mean?
I get on the phone.

629
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:34,217
It's mr. T. Back in chicago.
He's left taffeta dress back in

630
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,520
wardrobe, on a plane, he's home.
T. What are you doing?

631
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:41,024
He's like, "I'm done, I'm done."
no, you're not done, we have a

632
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:44,928
week of shooting.
We had an actor on the set, lee

633
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:48,832
aaronberg, "pirates of the
caribbean," brilliant actor, he

634
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:52,102
played the human torch, he
farted flames out of his back --

635
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,205
you see why I worked here.
>> jimmy: That's what brought us

636
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,374
together.
>> lee and t. Used to do dueling

637
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,776
t. Impressions on set that were
phenomenal.

638
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:03,347
We pulled lee in and said,
you're t. Now.

639
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:07,050
He did all the adr.
A lot of t.'s best jokes are not

640
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:11,221
actually --
[ applause ]

641
00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:12,356
>> jimmy: Wow, the magic of
mo

642
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,824
movies.
>> yeah, you know.

643
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:17,861
>> jimmy: Tell me about zappa.
Frank zappa, for those who don't

644
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:21,465
know, there are people who know
the name but don't know, talk

645
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,835
about him.
>> zappa, growing up for us, I

646
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:28,405
discovered him on "snl" in the
'70s.

647
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,709
As much as he was a rock god, he
was like a george carlin,

648
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:35,412
richard pryor.
Super funny, politically active,

649
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,613
fascinating.
>> jimmy: A genius.

650
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:39,649
>> musical genius.
>> jimmy: Not just a musical

651
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:43,987
genius, but eccentric genius.
>> he made films, art, nothing

652
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:48,225
he couldn't do well, but his
story hadn't been told.

653
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:51,962
I pitched it to his widow gail.
They gave me access to his

654
00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:55,632
entire vault, which was like the
end of "raiders of the lost

655
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:59,970
ark."
>> jimmy: Really?

656
00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:02,372
>> floor to ceiling, suffas far
as you could see.

657
00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:03,874
>> jimmy: You kick started a
campaign to get this going.

658
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:04,975
>> yeah.
>> jimmy: Did you go through

659
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:08,645
everything in the vault?
>> pretty much, raised about

660
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,147
$1.25 million, preserved a lot
of the media.

661
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:14,251
We had like 10,000 rabid backers
waiting for this movie, it took

662
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:17,120
six years to make it.
>> jimmy: Did you find anything

663
00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,321
you did not want to find in the
videos?

664
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:22,759
>> well -- I mean, look.
Every day we found something.

665
00:34:22,795 --> 00:34:24,761
But you know.
When you're making a movie about

666
00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:27,597
a guy who's at the forefront of
the sexual revolution, some of

667
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,332
that media you don't want to
see.

668
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:33,737
[ laughter ]
I would call the family, I got

669
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,005
this.
They're like, place don't.

670
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,774
You don't ever need to see that.
I'm like, okay, putting that

671
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:40,644
back on the shelf.
>> jimmy: So that is back on the

672
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,312
shelf.
>> very much, yeah.

673
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,980
Duct taped it, yeah, yeah.
I can't unsee it.

674
00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:46,450
I saw it.
>> jimmy: Imagine how his kids

675
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:49,119
might feel about it.
>> yeah, they shouldn't look at

676
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:50,921
it.
>> jimmy: That's good advice.

677
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,457
So you made this.
Now do you feel -- I know frank

678
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,126
zappa fans are one of the most
passionate groups.

679
00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:58,161
Have they accepted -- I know you
got very good reviews for the

680
00:34:58,197 --> 00:34:59,362
film.
>> yeah.

681
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,598
>> jimmy: What about from them?
>> yeah, we've had great

682
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:06,269
response from the zappa fans.
I mean, we didn't make a piece

683
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:11,007
of fan service, we made a movie
about a really, really vibrant

684
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:14,077
human being.
A guy who was at the forefront

685
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,746
of voting rights,
anti-authoritarian, fighting the

686
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,516
senate for censorship.
We could use him right now.

687
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:20,817
>> jimmy: Yeah, you're right,
you're right.

688
00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:24,921
And he played a hell of a
guitar.

689
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,890
>> yeah.
>> jimmy: It's great to see you.

690
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,525
Welcome back.
>> thank you, sir.

691
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,496
>> jimmy: "zappa" November 27th.
Alex winter, everybody.

692
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:38,768
We'll be right back with
beabadoobee!

693
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,304
D the "jimmy kimmel live"
concert series is presented by

694
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,439
mercedes-benz.
The best or nothing.

695
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,946
>> dicky: The "jimmy kimmel
live" concert series is

696
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,782
presented by mercedes-benz.
The best or nothing.

697
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:57,888
>> jimmy: Thanks to mike tyson,
goldie hawn, alex winter.

698
00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:00,290
Apologies to matt damon, we ran
out of time for him.

699
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,992
"nightline" is next, but first,
her album is called "fake it

700
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:02,726
flowers."
playing the song, "care,"

701
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:08,965
beabadoobee!
♪ it's been a while

702
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:12,702
since I've talked about it ♪
♪ maybe it's time

703
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:17,674
to co-operate
I need some help

704
00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:21,611
to forget about it ♪
♪ I don't want

705
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:26,349
your sympathy
stop saying

706
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,684
you give a ♪
♪ because you

707
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,953
don't really care ♪
♪ care

708
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:34,391
care
yeah ♪

709
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,560
♪ care
care

710
00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,229
care
yeah ♪

711
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,631
♪ care
care

712
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:46,269
care
yeah ♪

713
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:50,941
♪
♪ it's been a while

714
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:54,010
since I've thought about it
maybe it's time

715
00:36:54,046 --> 00:37:00,250
to communicate ♪
♪ I was seven

716
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:03,587
to think about it
the fact I still

717
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:11,561
can't forget about it ♪
♪ I don't want your sympathy

718
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:14,731
I guess I've had it rough
but you don't really care ♪

719
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,800
♪ care
care

720
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:21,738
care
yeah ♪

721
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,607
♪ care
care

722
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,142
care
yeah ♪

723
00:37:26,178 --> 00:37:28,278
♪ care
care

724
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:32,582
care
yeah ♪

725
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:49,065
♪
♪ oh by the way

726
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:54,437
I'm still the same
but are you the same

727
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,774
are the same ♪
♪ oh by the way

728
00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:07,050
I'm still the same
but are you the same

729
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,619
are you the same ♪
♪ are you the same are you the

730
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:17,327
same are you the same ♪
♪ are you the same are you the

731
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:21,865
same are you the same ♪
♪ forget about it

732
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:31,408
I don't want your sympathy
I guess I've had it rough

733
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,409
but you don't really care ♪
♪ care

734
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,044
care
care

735
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,446
yeah ♪
♪ care

736
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,814
care
care

737
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,116
yeah ♪
♪ care

738
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,685
care
care

739
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:50,393
yeah ♪
♪

740
00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:55,131
♪ are you the same
are you the same are you the

741
00:38:55,167 --> 00:39:10,580
same ♪
♪ oh oh oh oh ♪

742
00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:11,448


743
00:39:11,483 --> 00:40:21,150
same are you the same ♪
♪ are you ♪