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Oh, hello.

2
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You're, uh, you're probably here

3
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About the, Uh, the story.

4
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Elves love to tell stories.

5
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I-I'll bet you didn't know that
about elves.

6
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things

7
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You... you didn't know about elves.

8
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Another... another interesting
Uh, elf ism

9
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Uh, there are only three jobs available
to an elf.

10
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The first is making shoes at night

11
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While, you know, while the old...

12
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The old cobbler sleeps.

13
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Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.

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You can bake cookies

15
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In a tree. Hey!

16
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As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous
Having an oven

17
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In an oak tree during the dry season.

18
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Screaming I wanna make shoes!

19
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But the third job... uh, some call
It, uh,

20
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"The show," or... or "the big dance,"

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It's the profession that every elf
Aspires to,

22
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And that is to build toys in
Santa's workshop.

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Only two weeks left till Christmas!

24
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I-it's a job only an elf can do.

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Our... our nimble fingers,

26
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Natural cheer and active minds

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Are perfect for toy-building.

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They... they tried using gnomes
And trolls,

29
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But the gnomes drank too much...

30
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...and the trolls weren't toilet
trained.

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No human being has ever set... set
foot in Santa's workshop.

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Uh, that is until about 30 years ago,

33
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And, as you may have guessed,

34
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That's where our story begins.

35
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Wow!

36
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Whoa!

37
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Ooh!

38
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Wow!

39
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Wow!

40
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Humming

41
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Ow! Ow!

42
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Whoa!

43
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Are you sleepy?

44
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Here we are.

45
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We're just going to make you feel
so comfortable.

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Here we are.

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There you are.

48
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It's time to go to sleep.

49
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Maybe by next Christmas you'll
Have a home.

50
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Merry Christmas, my angel.

51
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Creaking

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Santa: Mmm...

53
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Bars clang

54
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Cheering music playing

55
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All right, all right.

56
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We've had another very successful
year.

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Cheering

58
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So, after all that hard work,

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It's time to start preparations

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For next Christmas!

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Cheering

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What in the name of Sam hill
Is that?

63
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Elves: Wow...

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Male elf: A baby...

65
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Elf: "little buddy diapers."

66
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His name is buddy. He must've...

67
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Snuck into your sack at the
orphanage.

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What do we do?

69
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Papa elf: So, Santa had a
Decision to make,

70
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And fortunately, when it
Comes to babies,

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Santa's a... a pushover.

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So, buddy stayed with, uh
An older elf

73
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Who had always wanted a child?

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But had been so committed to
Building toys, he...

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He, well, had forgotten to
Settle down.

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Santa.

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Yes, yes, I... I raised buddy.

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I was his adopted father.

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Though buddy grew twice as fast,

80
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He... he wasn't any different from
the other children.

81
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Chuckles not too fast, buddy.

82
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I mean, not... not really.

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Before we learn how to build
The latest

84
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In extreme graphic chipset
Processors,

85
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Let's recite the
"Code of the elves,"

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Shall we?

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Number one.

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"Treat every day like Christmas."

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Number two.

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"There's room for everyone on the
Nice list."

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Number three.

92
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"The best way to spread Christmas
Cheer

93
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Is singing loud for all to hear."

94
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And one day, when buddy was
old enough,

95
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I made him my own personal
apprentice.

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I've never been in this room
before.

97
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Well, I think it's time you start

98
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Your tinker training.

99
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Gasps Santa's sleigh.

100
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You're gonna help me make it fly.

101
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I thought the magical reindeer made
The sleighs fly.

102
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And where do the reindeer get
their magic from?

103
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Christmas spirit. Everybody
knows that.

104
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Well, silly as it sounds,

105
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A lot of people down south

106
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Don't believe in Santa Claus.

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What?!

108
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Well, who do they think puts all?
their toys under the tree?

109
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Well, there's a rumor floating around

110
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That, uh, that the parents do it.

111
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That's... that's ridiculous.

112
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I mean, parents couldn't do that
all in one night.

113
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What about Santa's cookies?

114
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I suppose parents eat them, too?

115
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Yeah, I, uh, I... I know,

116
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Uh, and every earless and less
People

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Believe in Santa Claus.

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I mean, we have a real energy
crisis on our hands.

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Oh.

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I mean, just see how low the, uh
Claus meter is.

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That's shocking.

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That's why I came up

123
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With this little beauty in the '60s.

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Engine hums to life

125
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WH-what is it?

126
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It's a cringle 3000...

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A 500-reindeer power jet turbine
engine.

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Without it, the sleigh couldn't

129
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Get more than, uh, a few feet off
the ground.

130
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Well, it looks like we got

131
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A short in the thermo coupler.

132
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You wanna give me a hand with that?

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You want me to help?

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As much as, uh, buddy was accepted

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By his family and friends,

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There were a few drawbacks

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To being, uh, a human in, uh
an elf's world.

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Music plays chattering

139
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Hey, Ming Ming.

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Um...

141
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I'm gonna be a little bit short
on today's quota.

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It's all right, buddy.

143
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Just how many etch-a-sketches

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Did you get finished?

145
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Come on, buddy. How many?

146
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I made, uh... 85.

147
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Eighty-five?

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That puts you...

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915 off the pace.

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Female elf: Ooh... that's bad.

151
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Why don't you just say it?

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I'm the worst toy maker in
the world.

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I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

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Gasps

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No, buddy, you're not cotton-
headed ninny-muggins.

156
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We all just have different talents
That's all.

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Seems like everyone else

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Have the same talents
except for me.

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You... you have, you have lots of
Talents, uh...

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Special talents in fact, like
Um, uh...

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Special talents?

162
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You changed the batteries in the
smoke detector.

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You sure did... aaa's.

164
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And in six months, you'll have
to check'em again...

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Won't he?

166
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And you're the only baritone in
the elf choir.

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You bring us down whole octave.

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In a good way.

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See, buddy?

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You're not a cotton-headed ninny-
muggings.

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You're just... special.

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And so, buddy was sent where the...
The special elves work.

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Devilish laughter aah!

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(Pop goes the weasel playing

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Laughter ah!

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Sighs

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(Pop goes the weasel playing

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Laughter

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Hey, foom foom...

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I hate to do this to you, but you
Think you could

181
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Help me pick up the slack on those
etch-a-sketches?

182
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No problem. I appreciate it.

183
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Buddy is killing me.

184
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I already got lum lum and choochoo pulling' doubles.

185
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That was quick thinking yesterday

186
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With that ¡°special talents¡± thing.

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Ming Ming: I feel bad for the guy.

188
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I just hope he doesn't get wise.

189
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Well, if he hasn't figured out
He's a human by now,

190
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I don't think he ever will.

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Foom foom: If he hasn't figured
Out he's a human

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By now, I don't think he ever will.

193
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I think they're too small.

194
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Ming Ming: You're just... special.

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Snores

196
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Buddy sings deeply

197
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Sneakers screech

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Devilish laughter

199
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You don't look so good, buddy.

200
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Are you okay?

201
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I'll be okay, I just need a glass
of water.

202
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Aah!

203
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Buddy...

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Unh! Aah!

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Knock on door

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Buddy, are you okay?

207
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I'm sorry, papa.

208
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I just need some alone time.

209
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Buddy, I... I think we... we have
to talk.

210
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Buddy, uh, I think there's something

211
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I... I probably should tell you.

212
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You probably should have found
out a long...

213
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A long time ago.

214
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I then proceeded to tell buddy of
how his father

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Had fallen in love when he was
very young

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With a beautiful girl named
Susan wells,

217
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And how buddy was born

218
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And put up for adoption by
his mother,

219
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And how she had later passed away.

220
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I... I told him his father

221
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Had never even known that
Buddy was born,

222
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And most importantly,

223
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I told him where his father was...

224
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Uh, in a magical land called
new York City.

225
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My dad works there?

226
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Empire state building.

227
00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:48,851
Hey, buddy, wanna pick some
snow berries?

228
00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:51,729
Not now, arctic puffin.

229
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Hello, buddy. Oh... hi, Leon.

230
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Why the long face, partner?

231
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It seems I'm... I'm not an elf.

232
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,947
'Course you're not. You're 6'3"

233
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And had a beard since you were 15.

234
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Papa says my real father

235
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Lives in a magical place far away.

236
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I don't know what to do.

237
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:12,331
At least you have a daddy.

238
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I was just rolled up one day and
left out here in the cold.

239
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But the thing is, I've never even left
the North Pole.

240
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Buddy, I've been around the world
Many times

241
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When I was a young cumulus
nimbus cloud.

242
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It's a wonderful place, filled with
Wondrous creatures...

243
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Except dogs.

244
00:14:28,387 --> 00:14:31,265
Oh, by the way, don't eat the
yellow snow.

245
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:31,891
Oh, I know that.

246
00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:35,978
All I'm say in' is, this might be
The golden opportunity

247
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To find out whom you really are.

248
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,943
So, I hear you're going

249
00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:46,863
On a little journey to
the big city.

250
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Yup. Ahh.

251
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I'm kind a nervous.

252
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Chuckles

253
00:14:49,949 --> 00:14:51,909
Leon says New York is pretty
different.

254
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:52,993
Oh, don't pay attention to Leon.

255
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,955
He's never been anywhere.
He doesn't have any feet.

256
00:14:56,955 --> 00:14:59,583
I've been to New York thousands
of times.

257
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,001
Really? Mm-hmm.

258
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:01,584
What's it like?

259
00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:04,420
Well, there are some things you
should know.

260
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,881
First off, you see gum on
The street,

261
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Leave it there. It's not
free candy.

262
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Oh. Second,

263
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There are, like, 30 ray's
pizzas.

264
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They all claim to be the
Original,

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But the real one' son 11th.

266
00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:20,936
And if you see a sign that
Says "peep show,"

267
00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:22,812
That doesn't mean that
They're letting you

268
00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:26,065
Look at presents before Christmas.

269
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:26,899
Can't wait to see my dad...

270
00:15:26,899 --> 00:15:30,403
We're gonna go ices skating and...
And eat sugar plums.

271
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:31,987
Yeah, that's the other thing

272
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:34,990
I wanted to talk to you about.

273
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:38,869
You know, buddy... sighs

274
00:15:38,869 --> 00:15:40,996
Your father...

275
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:44,415
Well... he's on the naughty list.

276
00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:47,877
No!!!

277
00:15:48,836 --> 00:15:53,007
You're taking the books back?

278
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,008
Chuckles

279
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:56,343
See, I... I see what you're trying
to do here.

280
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:58,095
Y-you're trying to make me feel bad,

281
00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:00,013
When, in actuality, you're the one

282
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,097
That missed the payments.

283
00:16:01,097 --> 00:16:05,018
But the children love the books.

284
00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:05,893
I know that, uh...

285
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:08,145
You know, I'm the one that ran
The focus groups,

286
00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:09,647
But I like hearing that.

287
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:13,025
Listen, some people, they just
Lose sight

288
00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:14,860
Of what's important in life.

289
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:20,657
That doesn't mean they can't find
their way again, huh?

290
00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:21,533
Maybe all they need

291
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:24,160
Is just a little Christmas spirit.

292
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,121
Cheering

293
00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:29,665
Well, uh, I... I'm good at that.

294
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:32,168
I know you are.

295
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,930
And I'll...

296
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:46,639
I'll always, uh,

297
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,684
I'll always be here for you.

298
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,941
Now, uh...

299
00:16:57,941 --> 00:17:00,986
Go... uh, get.

300
00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:12,705
Bye, guys.

301
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:15,999
Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. Take care.

302
00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:17,959
Bye-bye.

303
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,254
Bye-bye.

304
00:17:21,254 --> 00:17:22,505
Bye-bye, buddy.

305
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,591
Sobbing

306
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,175
There, there.

307
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:29,470
Huh?

308
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,264
Oh! Ohh!

309
00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:38,186
Bye, buddy. Hope you find your dad.

310
00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:40,146
Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

311
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,440
Bye.

312
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,531
Hey! What's your name?

313
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,241
My name's buddy.

314
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:42,787
Ohh!

315
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,291
Does someone need a hug?

316
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,335
Raccoon chirping

317
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:54,048
aah, aah! That's not cool!

318
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,132
Screech

319
00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:57,217
I just wanted a hug!

320
00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:28,829
(Pennies from heaven playing

321
00:19:38,213 --> 00:19:39,548
Hi.

322
00:19:39,548 --> 00:19:41,341
Hello.

323
00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:50,057
Thank you.

324
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:51,600
Thank you.

325
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:01,109
You did it! Congratulations!

326
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:06,072
"World's best cup of coffee.
"Great job, everybody.

327
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,824
It's great to meet you.

328
00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:10,368
Hi.

329
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,250
Horns honking

330
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,380
Santa, san... uh, nope.

331
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,299
Not Santa.

332
00:20:26,299 --> 00:20:27,800
Thank you.

333
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,302
Thank you.

334
00:20:53,282 --> 00:20:55,701
Screaming

335
00:21:16,637 --> 00:21:18,680
Thank you. Hey, you know what?
No.

336
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,140
No, all right? Thank you.

337
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,684
Get outta here, get outta here.

338
00:21:42,452 --> 00:21:44,829
Elevator chimes

339
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,838
Elevator chimes

340
00:21:57,466 --> 00:22:00,177
Hello. Hi.

341
00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:01,761
Ooh...

342
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:07,725
Gasps beautiful.

343
00:22:17,943 --> 00:22:20,487
Looks like a Christmas tree.

344
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,865
A reprint?

345
00:22:23,865 --> 00:22:25,742
You know how much that's gonna
cost?

346
00:22:25,742 --> 00:22:26,951
Two whole pages are missing.

347
00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:28,202
The story doesn't make any sense.

348
00:22:28,202 --> 00:22:29,954
What, you think some kid's gonna
notice two pages?

349
00:22:29,954 --> 00:22:32,706
I mean, they... all they do is look
at pictures.

350
00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:34,333
Elevator chimes gasps

351
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,752
Sorry I can't ride with you the
Rest of the way up,

352
00:22:36,752 --> 00:22:39,713
But this is where my dad works.
Well, have a good...

353
00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:40,964
Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!

354
00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:42,924
Oh, I don't know, Connie,
I've never

355
00:22:42,924 --> 00:22:44,384
Declared kittens before.

356
00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,385
How many?

357
00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:46,928
Gasps eight?

358
00:22:46,928 --> 00:22:48,846
Uh, I don't know if I'm gonna
Have time.

359
00:22:48,846 --> 00:22:50,931
Oh, all right, just bring'em by
The camper this week,

360
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:53,767
And I'll see what I can do. I'm
Not gonna charge you.

361
00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:56,270
Just bring'em by, and I'll see
What I can do.

362
00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,021
I have to go. Excuse me.

363
00:22:58,021 --> 00:23:01,399
I'm here to see a Walter hobs.

364
00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:02,901
I'm buddy the elf. Laughs

365
00:23:02,901 --> 00:23:06,487
You look hilarious! Who sent you?

366
00:23:06,487 --> 00:23:08,489
Papa elf. Papa elf?

367
00:23:08,489 --> 00:23:10,282
Mm-hmm. From the North Pole.

368
00:23:10,282 --> 00:23:11,909
From the North Pole? Yes.

369
00:23:11,909 --> 00:23:13,786
So, you really think we should
Ship'em?

370
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:17,331
No, I think we should take a
$30,000 bath

371
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:19,332
So some kid can understand
What happened?

372
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,001
To a puppy and a frigging pigeon

373
00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:24,295
ship'em. Phone rings

374
00:23:24,295 --> 00:23:24,796
Yeah.

375
00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:27,507
Mr. Hobbs? It's me on the intercom.

376
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:27,965
Go ahead.

377
00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:31,552
Yeah, I think someone sent you a
Christmas-gram.

378
00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:34,263
Dad!

379
00:23:36,056 --> 00:23:37,349
Chuckles

380
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,060
All right, uh, let's get it
Over with.

381
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:42,979
I walked all day and night to
Find you.

382
00:23:42,979 --> 00:23:45,898
Uh, you look like you came from
the North Pole.

383
00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:46,441
Chuckle

384
00:23:46,441 --> 00:23:48,568
That's exactly where I came from.

385
00:23:48,568 --> 00:23:50,778
Santa must've called you!

386
00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:51,904
Oh, yeah, sure, he, uh...

387
00:23:51,904 --> 00:23:53,822
Just got off the cell phone
with me.

388
00:23:53,822 --> 00:23:55,115
You did?!

389
00:23:55,115 --> 00:23:57,576
So, go on. Go on with what?

390
00:23:57,576 --> 00:23:59,828
Well, are... are you gonna sing a
Song or something,

391
00:23:59,828 --> 00:24:01,579
Or can I just go back to work?

392
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:04,499
A song? Uh...

393
00:24:04,499 --> 00:24:09,295
Yeah. Anything for you, dad, uh...

394
00:24:09,295 --> 00:24:15,300
I... I'm, I'm here with my dad

395
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,093
And we never met

396
00:24:16,093 --> 00:24:19,930
And he wants me to sing
Him a song

397
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,473
And, um, I was adopted

398
00:24:21,473 --> 00:24:23,850
But you didn't know I was born

399
00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:28,312
So, I'm here now, I found you,
Daddy

400
00:24:28,312 --> 00:24:30,606
And, guess what? I love you

401
00:24:30,606 --> 00:24:34,401
I love you I love you!

402
00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:37,654
Wow, that was weird.

403
00:24:37,654 --> 00:24:40,574
You know, usually you guys just
Uh, you know,

404
00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:43,326
Put my name into jingle bells or
something.

405
00:24:43,326 --> 00:24:44,118
It's me, your son.

406
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:47,371
Susan wells had me, and... And she
Didn't tell you,

407
00:24:47,371 --> 00:24:49,874
And, and, and, but now I'm here...

408
00:24:49,874 --> 00:24:51,167
It's me buddy.

409
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,334
Susan wells.

410
00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:55,629
Uh, you said Susan wells? Yes.

411
00:24:56,046 --> 00:24:57,923
Who sent this Christmas-gram?

412
00:24:57,923 --> 00:25:00,091
What's a Christmas-gram?
I want one.

413
00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:02,635
Whispering I think we
should call security.

414
00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,511
Good idea.

415
00:25:03,511 --> 00:25:04,929
I like to whisper, too.

416
00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:07,974
It's okay, Walter's my father.

417
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,850
Well, your dad's busy right now.

418
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,102
Okay, I'll come back later.

419
00:25:11,102 --> 00:25:12,603
Yeah, you know, you're not gonna

420
00:25:12,603 --> 00:25:13,687
Come back for awhile, okay?

421
00:25:13,687 --> 00:25:15,647
You're gonna go back to
Santa land.

422
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:16,148
Okay.

423
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:19,401
Yeah, why don't you go back?
to gimbals'?

424
00:25:27,658 --> 00:25:30,411
(Sleigh ride playing

425
00:25:37,584 --> 00:25:40,170
Sorry! Sorry.

426
00:25:52,473 --> 00:25:54,141
Passion fruit spray?

427
00:25:54,141 --> 00:25:57,185
Fruit spray? Sure.

428
00:25:59,062 --> 00:26:01,439
Crying

429
00:26:13,951 --> 00:26:15,577
Sorry.

430
00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:19,706
Sorry.

431
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,004
Do you wanna go?

432
00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,267
Toilet flushes

433
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,977
Hey! Have you seen these?
toilets?

434
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,647
They're gl-normous!

435
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:49,525
"For that special someone."

436
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,571
Past!

437
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,531
Grunts

438
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,116
Hey, come... come here!

439
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,994
Me? Yes.

440
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,748
What are you doing down here?

441
00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:08,543
You're not supposed to be
Down here!

442
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,752
You can shop on your break,

443
00:27:09,752 --> 00:27:11,629
You don't... come on, get upstairs!

444
00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:14,465
Okay, I didn't know. Well
You should know!

445
00:27:14,465 --> 00:27:15,507
Are you mad at me? No.

446
00:27:15,507 --> 00:27:17,092
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.

447
00:27:17,092 --> 00:27:18,218
Just do your job.

448
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:19,761
Okay, fair enough.

449
00:27:19,761 --> 00:27:22,055
Gasps wow!

450
00:27:22,055 --> 00:27:23,223
What's this?

451
00:27:23,223 --> 00:27:24,515
This is the North Pole.

452
00:27:24,515 --> 00:27:26,601
No, it's not. Yes, it is.

453
00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,102
No, it's not. Yes, it is.

454
00:27:28,102 --> 00:27:29,645
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

455
00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:31,230
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

456
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:34,149
No, it's not. Where's the snow?

457
00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:35,692
Why you smiling like that?

458
00:27:35,692 --> 00:27:38,236
I just like to smile, smiling's
my favorite.

459
00:27:38,236 --> 00:27:40,989
Make work your favorite, that's
Your favorite, okay?

460
00:27:40,989 --> 00:27:42,824
Okay. Work is your new favorite.

461
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:43,491
Fine.

462
00:27:43,491 --> 00:27:45,243
It's time for the announcement.

463
00:27:45,243 --> 00:27:45,743
Okay.

464
00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:48,788
Okay, people, tomorrow
morning 10 a.m.,

465
00:27:48,788 --> 00:27:50,289
Santa's coming' to town!

466
00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:51,790
Santa!!!

467
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:53,250
Oh, my god!!!

468
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:57,671
Santa here?! I know him.

469
00:27:57,671 --> 00:27:58,547
I know him.

470
00:27:58,547 --> 00:28:00,006
He'll be here to take pictures

471
00:28:00,006 --> 00:28:01,508
With all the children.

472
00:28:01,508 --> 00:28:02,008
Yeah!

473
00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:04,636
Just keep your receipts.
10 a.m. Tomorrow.

474
00:28:04,636 --> 00:28:05,637
10 a.m. Tomorrow.

475
00:28:05,637 --> 00:28:06,763
Santa's coming to town.

476
00:28:06,763 --> 00:28:08,806
Yes. Can you sign this for me?

477
00:28:08,806 --> 00:28:11,559
Ohh! Hi.

478
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:14,520
Whispers Santa's coming.

479
00:28:33,203 --> 00:28:34,371
Are you enjoying the view?

480
00:28:34,371 --> 00:28:37,624
You are very good at decorating
that tree.

481
00:28:37,624 --> 00:28:39,668
Why are you messing with me?

482
00:28:39,668 --> 00:28:41,628
Did krumpet put you up to this?

483
00:28:41,628 --> 00:28:43,088
I'm not messing with you.

484
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,048
It's just nice to meet
Another human

485
00:28:45,048 --> 00:28:47,049
Who shares my affinity for?
elf culture.

486
00:28:47,049 --> 00:28:50,094
I'm just trying to get
through the holidays.

487
00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:50,553
Get through?

488
00:28:50,553 --> 00:28:54,098
Christmas is the greatest
Day in the whole wide world!

489
00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:55,224
Please stop talking to me.

490
00:28:55,224 --> 00:28:57,100
Uh-oh. Sounds like someone

491
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:59,269
Needs to sing a Christmas
Carol.

492
00:28:59,269 --> 00:28:59,811
Go away.

493
00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:01,604
The best way to
Spread Christmas cheer

494
00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:03,273
Is singing loud for all to hear.

495
00:29:03,273 --> 00:29:04,399
Thanks, but I don't sing.

496
00:29:04,399 --> 00:29:06,859
Oh, it's easy, it's just like
Talking...

497
00:29:06,859 --> 00:29:07,819
Except louder and longer

498
00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:09,070
And you move your voice up
And down.

499
00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:11,822
I can sing, but I just choose not
to sing.

500
00:29:11,822 --> 00:29:14,825
Especially in front of other
people.

501
00:29:14,825 --> 00:29:16,159
Well, if you sing alone,
You can sing

502
00:29:16,159 --> 00:29:17,786
In front of other people. There's
no difference.

503
00:29:17,786 --> 00:29:20,330
Actually, there's a big difference.

504
00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:22,290
No, there... no, there isn't.

505
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:23,750
Wait.

506
00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:25,585
I'm singing

507
00:29:25,585 --> 00:29:29,130
I'm in a store, and I'm singing

508
00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:32,299
I'm in a store, and I'm singing

509
00:29:32,299 --> 00:29:35,719
Hey! There's no singing in the
North Pole.

510
00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:36,762
Yes, there is.

511
00:29:36,762 --> 00:29:38,346
No, there's not.

512
00:29:38,346 --> 00:29:40,765
We sing all the time.
No, there's not.

513
00:29:40,765 --> 00:29:43,393
Especially when we make toys.

514
00:29:43,393 --> 00:29:44,143
See?

515
00:29:44,143 --> 00:29:46,854
Manager over p. A: Attention,
all gimbel's shoppers,

516
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,731
Please make your final purchases.

517
00:29:48,731 --> 00:29:51,358
We'll be closing in ten minutes.

518
00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:54,611
Well, it's time for me to go home.

519
00:29:54,611 --> 00:29:58,281
But... but Santa's coming,
There's so much to do.

520
00:29:58,281 --> 00:30:01,618
Yeah, um... laughs

521
00:30:01,618 --> 00:30:04,162
I'll see you tomorrow...

522
00:30:04,162 --> 00:30:07,373
Buddy. Jovie.

523
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:09,458
Hi. Hi.

524
00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:13,379
Jovie.

525
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:17,174
(Nutcracker suite playing

526
00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:10,681
Hey, uh... I'm gonna eat in the
bedroom, okay?

527
00:31:10,681 --> 00:31:11,807
I, uh, I got

528
00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:13,517
A bunch of stuff to go over.

529
00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:15,853
Are you sure? I'm... I'm just way
Behind

530
00:31:15,853 --> 00:31:17,688
On a bunch of stuff.

531
00:31:17,688 --> 00:31:19,022
Okay.

532
00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:24,194
Can I eat in my room?

533
00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:25,737
No. Why not?

534
00:31:25,737 --> 00:31:26,779
Dad's eating in his room.

535
00:31:26,779 --> 00:31:29,282
Imitating father I got a bunch
Of homework to go over,

536
00:31:29,282 --> 00:31:31,534
And I'm way behind on a bunch
of stuff.

537
00:31:31,534 --> 00:31:34,036
You're eating here.

538
00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:10,861
Jovie: I really can't stay

539
00:32:10,861 --> 00:32:13,989
I've got to go 'way

540
00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:17,951
This evening has been

541
00:32:17,951 --> 00:32:21,454
So very nice

542
00:32:21,454 --> 00:32:25,500
My mother will start to worry

543
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:30,046
And father will be pacing'
The floor

544
00:32:30,046 --> 00:32:34,341
So, really, I'd better scurry

545
00:32:34,341 --> 00:32:39,262
Well, may be just a half a drink
More

546
00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:43,808
The neighbors might think
Baby, it's bad out there

547
00:32:43,808 --> 00:32:46,102
Say, what's in this drink?

548
00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:48,813
No cabs to be had out there

549
00:32:48,813 --> 00:32:54,068
I wish I knew how to break the
Spell

550
00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:58,280
I'll take your hat, your hair
Looks swell

551
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,782
I ought to say no, no, no, sir

552
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:02,826
Mind if I move in closer?

553
00:33:02,826 --> 00:33:05,036
At least I'm gonna say that
I tried

554
00:33:05,036 --> 00:33:07,580
What's the sense of hurting?
my pride?

555
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:10,458
I really can't stay

556
00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:17,839
Ah, but it's cold outside baby,
it's cold outside!

557
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:19,883
Water turns off

558
00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:26,347
Get out! Don't look at me!

559
00:33:26,347 --> 00:33:27,807
Get out!

560
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:32,436
(Sleigh ride playing

561
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,363
Just hear those sleigh bells
Jingling

562
00:33:43,363 --> 00:33:46,866
Ring-ting-tingling, too

563
00:33:46,866 --> 00:33:49,160
Come on, it's lovely weather

564
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,163
For a sleigh ride together
With you

565
00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:55,457
Outside the snow is falling

566
00:33:55,457 --> 00:33:57,876
And friends are calling yoo-hoo

567
00:33:57,876 --> 00:33:58,794
Muffled dad?

568
00:33:58,794 --> 00:34:01,004
Come on, it’s lovely weather dad.

569
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:04,424
Dad, hi! It's me! For a sleigh
Ride together with you

570
00:34:04,424 --> 00:34:06,259
Muffled buddy. Dad! Dad! Dad!

571
00:34:06,259 --> 00:34:08,761
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap

572
00:34:08,761 --> 00:34:13,265
Let's go, let's look at the show

573
00:34:13,265 --> 00:34:18,186
We're riding in a wonderland
Of snow

574
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,229
Hey! It's okay,

575
00:34:19,229 --> 00:34:20,855
I just have a gift for my dad.

576
00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:21,773
Okay, I'll take this.

577
00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:23,358
Okay. Well, just make sure he knows

578
00:34:23,358 --> 00:34:24,943
It's from me buddy, his son, okay?

579
00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:26,194
Okay. And that I love him so much,

580
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,738
And that I think he's the greatest
dad in the world.

581
00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:30,031
You guys are so strong.

582
00:34:30,031 --> 00:34:32,491
Kids: Wow! My cheeks are nice
And rosy

583
00:34:32,491 --> 00:34:35,786
Girl: This is neat. And comfy
Cozy are we

584
00:34:35,786 --> 00:34:38,997
We're snuggled up together

585
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:42,959
Like two birds of a feather
Would be

586
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,878
Let's take that road before us

587
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:49,215
And sing a chorus or two

588
00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:51,550
Come on, it's lovely weather

589
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:56,471
For a sleigh ride together
With you

590
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,980
Hey, you. Me?

591
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:09,817
Come here. I wanna talk to you.

592
00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:13,028
What do you wanna talk to?
Me about?

593
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:13,737
How come you were

594
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,323
In the women's locker room these
morning?

595
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,032
I heard you singing.

596
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,451
You sure it had nothing to
Do with the fact

597
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:20,869
That I was naked in the shower?

598
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,746
I didn't know you were naked.

599
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,498
Why were you here so early?

600
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,541
They shut my water off.

601
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,418
What were you doing here so
early?

602
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,754
Building this.

603
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,048
You built this? Mm-hmm.

604
00:35:35,048 --> 00:35:37,759
They're kind a pissed about
this.

605
00:35:37,759 --> 00:35:39,052
Really?

606
00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:41,304
Hey, guys.

607
00:35:41,304 --> 00:35:42,347
Have you seen the place?
Mm-hmm.

608
00:35:42,347 --> 00:35:45,016
It's pretty good. It's a
little too good.

609
00:35:45,016 --> 00:35:46,517
Corporate must have sent in a
professional.

610
00:35:46,517 --> 00:35:49,395
I don't know why some body's
Gunning' for my job,

611
00:35:49,395 --> 00:35:53,023
But, look... let's
Remain team, okay?

612
00:35:53,023 --> 00:35:55,567
'Cause if I go, we all go.

613
00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:56,985
If you get wind of anything,

614
00:35:56,985 --> 00:35:59,571
Call me on my radio,
Channel three.

615
00:35:59,571 --> 00:36:02,615
Code word is "Santa's got
A brand new bag,"

616
00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:03,950
Okay?

617
00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:06,035
Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.

618
00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:10,498
That's impossible. Six... inches.

619
00:36:10,498 --> 00:36:12,458
Sighs

620
00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:16,128
By the way... I think you have

621
00:36:16,128 --> 00:36:17,587
The most beautiful singing voice

622
00:36:17,587 --> 00:36:19,589
In the whole wide world.

623
00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:28,848
Santa...

624
00:36:28,848 --> 00:36:31,350
Hey, hey! Ho ho ho!

625
00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,601
Cheering

626
00:36:32,601 --> 00:36:33,977
Yeah!

627
00:36:33,977 --> 00:36:36,897
Santa, it's me buddy!

628
00:36:36,897 --> 00:36:39,900
It's me! Hey, buddy,
How you doing?

629
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:40,900
It's me!

630
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,527
Are you ready to see Santa?

631
00:36:42,527 --> 00:36:43,945
Who the heck are you?

632
00:36:43,945 --> 00:36:46,489
What are you talking about?
I'm Santa Claus.

633
00:36:46,489 --> 00:36:47,365
No, you're not.

634
00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:50,534
Uh, WH-why, of course I am!

635
00:36:50,534 --> 00:36:51,535
Ho ho ho ho ho!

636
00:36:51,535 --> 00:36:53,412
Well, if you're Santa...

637
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,582
What song did I sing for you on?
Your birthday this year?

638
00:36:56,582 --> 00:37:00,168
Uh, happy birthday of course!

639
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:01,336
Ho ho ho ho ho!

640
00:37:01,336 --> 00:37:04,380
Uh, so, how old are you, son?

641
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:04,923
Four.

642
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,340
You're a big boy, what's
your name?

643
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,926
Paul. And, uh, what can I
get you for Christmas?

644
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:10,136
Paul... don't tell him what
You want.

645
00:37:10,136 --> 00:37:12,596
He's a liar. Let the kid talk.

646
00:37:12,596 --> 00:37:15,849
You disgust me. How can you live?
With yourself?

647
00:37:15,849 --> 00:37:18,018
Just cool it, zippy. Woman:
Smile.

648
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,853
You sit on a throne of lies.

649
00:37:19,853 --> 00:37:22,022
Look, I'm not kidding'.
You're a fake.

650
00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:23,022
I'm a fake? Yes.

651
00:37:23,022 --> 00:37:25,358
How'd you like to be dead, huh?

652
00:37:25,358 --> 00:37:28,361
Fake. No, he's kidding.

653
00:37:28,361 --> 00:37:28,903
You stink.

654
00:37:28,903 --> 00:37:31,238
I think you're gonna have a good
Christmas, all right?

655
00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:32,615
You smell like beef and cheese.

656
00:37:32,615 --> 00:37:34,616
You don't smell like Santa.

657
00:37:34,616 --> 00:37:35,909
Okay.

658
00:37:35,909 --> 00:37:37,494
Gasps kids screaming

659
00:37:37,494 --> 00:37:40,455
He's an imposter! He's not
Santa!

660
00:37:41,164 --> 00:37:45,418
He's a fake! He's a fake!
Come here. Come here!

661
00:37:45,418 --> 00:37:46,878
I saw!

662
00:37:48,713 --> 00:37:50,423
He's a fake!

663
00:37:56,053 --> 00:37:59,473
Ha ha! Where you going now?
Where you going...?

664
00:38:00,181 --> 00:38:01,599
Cheering

665
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:04,727
Manager: Ohh! Ohh!

666
00:38:07,730 --> 00:38:09,565
No!

667
00:38:10,399 --> 00:38:12,568
Grunting

668
00:38:12,568 --> 00:38:15,946
He's not Santa Claus!

669
00:38:15,946 --> 00:38:17,739
He's not Santa!

670
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,701
"To someone special."

671
00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:50,644
What's that? Intercom.

672
00:38:50,644 --> 00:38:52,730
All right.

673
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:55,190
Phone rings

674
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,444
Yeah? Mr. Hobbs, the police are
On line one.

675
00:38:59,444 --> 00:39:02,238
Police. Hello?

676
00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:04,657
Chatter

677
00:39:20,714 --> 00:39:21,464
Dad!

678
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,716
I knew that you'd come,
I love you for coming.

679
00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:25,718
Officer tom, this is my dad.

680
00:39:25,718 --> 00:39:26,803
This is Walter... he came.

681
00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:27,637
He bailed me out.

682
00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,013
They gave me one phone call.

683
00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:30,056
They gave me one phone call,

684
00:39:30,056 --> 00:39:32,516
And I said," I know who
I'm gonna call...

685
00:39:32,516 --> 00:39:33,225
Walter Hobbs."

686
00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:34,226
And sure enough, you showed up.

687
00:39:34,226 --> 00:39:35,727
You did, they said you weren't
goanna show up.

688
00:39:35,727 --> 00:39:38,230
They told me so many times...
shh shh shh shh shh.

689
00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:41,524
Just who the heck are you,
And what is your problem?

690
00:39:41,524 --> 00:39:43,651
L-I'm buddy, I'm your son.

691
00:39:43,651 --> 00:39:44,777
Wait, um...

692
00:39:44,777 --> 00:39:47,029
Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh...

693
00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:48,489
Where'd you get this picture?

694
00:39:48,489 --> 00:39:51,075
Papa elf gave it to me.

695
00:39:51,992 --> 00:39:53,994
Listen... is this some kind a
game?

696
00:39:53,994 --> 00:39:55,204
What do you want, some money?

697
00:39:55,204 --> 00:39:57,080
No! I just wanted to meet you,

698
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,292
And I thought you might Anna
Meet me.

699
00:40:05,296 --> 00:40:07,548
Who wouldn't Anna meet you?

700
00:40:07,632 --> 00:40:09,759
I thought maybe we could make
Gingerbread houses,

701
00:40:09,759 --> 00:40:12,595
And eat cookie dough, and go
Ice skating, and...

702
00:40:12,595 --> 00:40:14,805
And maybe even hold hands.

703
00:40:14,805 --> 00:40:16,598
Uh-huh.

704
00:40:16,598 --> 00:40:18,683
Come with me. Okay.

705
00:40:25,106 --> 00:40:29,527
Okay. What have we got here?

706
00:40:38,118 --> 00:40:40,370
Buddy, don't eat those.

707
00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:45,792
Gasps

708
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:46,834
Ohh!

709
00:40:46,834 --> 00:40:48,211
We got to really hurry up, Walter,

710
00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:50,838
'cause I'm double booked the
rest of the afternoon.

711
00:40:50,838 --> 00:40:51,380
Am I sick?

712
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:52,631
Yeah, but that's not why we're
Here.

713
00:40:52,631 --> 00:40:53,632
We're here to do a test, come on.

714
00:40:53,632 --> 00:40:54,716
What kind test? Just a test to
Find out

715
00:40:54,716 --> 00:40:56,843
If you're my son or not. Why am
I sitting on paper?

716
00:40:56,843 --> 00:40:59,054
Because it's sanitary for the
other patients.

717
00:40:59,054 --> 00:41:00,847
Now, sit still so I can do
the finger prick.

718
00:41:00,847 --> 00:41:02,682
Gasps finger prick!

719
00:41:02,682 --> 00:41:04,058
Ohh! It's cold.

720
00:41:04,058 --> 00:41:05,101
Yeah, just pleases it still,
Please?

721
00:41:05,101 --> 00:41:06,144
Okay, can I listen to your
necklace?

722
00:41:06,144 --> 00:41:07,728
No, you can't. Will you
Just sit still...

723
00:41:07,728 --> 00:41:08,771
Why is there a skeleton?
over there?

724
00:41:08,771 --> 00:41:10,147
I don't know, Walter,
Could you please...?

725
00:41:10,147 --> 00:41:11,148
If I squint it looks like a
pirate flag.

726
00:41:11,148 --> 00:41:12,191
Could you please have him?
Sit still?

727
00:41:12,191 --> 00:41:13,651
Does he have a name? No,
He hasn't got a name.

728
00:41:13,651 --> 00:41:14,651
I'm sorry, Ben, I am sorry.

729
00:41:14,651 --> 00:41:15,611
I have a lot of patients
waiting.

730
00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:16,695
Would you please it still?
Please.

731
00:41:16,695 --> 00:41:18,822
He got mad at me. Yes, he did.
He did.

732
00:41:18,822 --> 00:41:21,116
The sooner you sit still,
The sooner we can

733
00:41:21,116 --> 00:41:21,866
Get this mess over with.

734
00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:23,576
Okay. Then can we eat sugar
plums?

735
00:41:23,576 --> 00:41:24,786
You betcha... we'll eat sugar
Plums,

736
00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:27,705
Have gingerbread houses,
And we'll even paint eggs.

737
00:41:27,705 --> 00:41:30,124
Well, paint eggs, that's Easter.

738
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:34,169
Ow!!! Ohh...

739
00:41:34,169 --> 00:41:36,296
My finger has a heartbeat.

740
00:41:36,296 --> 00:41:39,090
It won't hurt so much after
a little.

741
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:40,884
What's your name?

742
00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:42,594
Buddy.

743
00:41:42,594 --> 00:41:44,178
I'm Carolyn.

744
00:41:44,178 --> 00:41:45,638
Hi.

745
00:41:46,097 --> 00:41:47,807
What do you want for Christmas?

746
00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:48,891
A Suzy-talks-a-lot.

747
00:41:48,891 --> 00:41:51,644
I'll put in a good word with
the big man.

748
00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:53,604
Thanks. Your costume is pretty.

749
00:41:53,604 --> 00:41:56,898
Oh, it's not a costume.
I'm an elf.

750
00:41:56,898 --> 00:41:58,817
Well, technically, I'm a human,

751
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,318
But I was raised by elves.

752
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:03,696
Oh, I'm a human raised by humans.

753
00:42:03,696 --> 00:42:06,324
Hmm. Cool.

754
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:13,664
Door opens so?

755
00:42:15,249 --> 00:42:18,460
It's a boy... buddy's your son.

756
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:20,128
That's very impossible.

757
00:42:20,128 --> 00:42:21,379
You... you saw that guy out there.

758
00:42:21,379 --> 00:42:23,339
He's... he's certifiably insane.

759
00:42:23,339 --> 00:42:24,716
He's probably just reverting

760
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:27,301
To a state of childlike
dependency.

761
00:42:27,301 --> 00:42:28,302
An elf?

762
00:42:28,302 --> 00:42:30,346
What he needs is to be nurtured.

763
00:42:30,346 --> 00:42:32,348
Oh, I see.

764
00:42:32,348 --> 00:42:34,349
So, um, uh...

765
00:42:34,349 --> 00:42:36,310
You'd like me to breastfeed him?

766
00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:37,728
Walter, just bring him home.

767
00:42:37,728 --> 00:42:38,895
Introduce him to Emily and
Michael,

768
00:42:38,895 --> 00:42:41,147
And once... once he comes to
Terms with reality,

769
00:42:41,147 --> 00:42:44,275
He should drop the whole elf
Thing and move on with his life.

770
00:42:44,275 --> 00:42:46,778
I mean, that's what I would do if
I was you.

771
00:42:46,778 --> 00:42:50,364
Oh, my god! Walter, this is...

772
00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:51,699
This is wonderful,

773
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:54,451
You... you have another son.

774
00:42:54,451 --> 00:42:55,410
Wonderful. Oh, gosh, I...

775
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:58,205
I guess I never really thought
of it that way.

776
00:42:58,205 --> 00:42:59,664
This is incredible, I...

777
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,875
You know, it's a little
complicated,

778
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:04,168
But it's nothing that we can't
handle.

779
00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:06,671
Honey? What?

780
00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:09,674
He thinks he's an elf.

781
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:10,800
I'm sorry, what?

782
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,469
He thinks she's a Christmas elf.

783
00:43:13,469 --> 00:43:14,219
Oh, come on, Walter,

784
00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:18,390
I’m sure he doesn’t actually
think he’s an elf.

785
00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:21,810
And then, I traveled through
the seven levels

786
00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,353
Of the candy cane forest,

787
00:43:23,353 --> 00:43:27,523
Past the sea of swirly-twirly
gumdrops,

788
00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:33,195
And then, I walked through the
Lincoln tunnel.

789
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,421
Ahh.

790
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:57,551
So, where were you for the
last 30 years?

791
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:58,468
The north pole.

792
00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:00,220
Can you pass the maple syrup?
Please?

793
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,848
I... I didn't put... it's
spaghetti.

794
00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:08,894
Oh, you know what? I think
I have some.

795
00:44:08,894 --> 00:44:10,312
Yes.

796
00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:13,232
You like sugar, huh?

797
00:44:13,232 --> 00:44:14,817
Is there sugar in syrup?

798
00:44:14,817 --> 00:44:15,984
Yes.

799
00:44:15,984 --> 00:44:17,277
Then yes.

800
00:44:17,277 --> 00:44:19,779
We elves try to stick to the
four main food groups

801
00:44:19,779 --> 00:44:25,868
Candy, candy canes, candy corns,
and syrup.

802
00:44:25,868 --> 00:44:29,538
So, will you be staying with us?
Then?

803
00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:30,748
You mean I can stay?

804
00:44:30,748 --> 00:44:32,291
Of course you can. Emily.

805
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:34,793
How... how long do you think
you'll be with us?

806
00:44:34,793 --> 00:44:36,420
I... I hadn't really planned
it out,

807
00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:39,756
But I was thinking, like...
forever.

808
00:44:39,756 --> 00:44:42,509
Emily? Can I just speak to you
for a minute

809
00:44:42,509 --> 00:44:45,303
in the, uh, kitchen, please?

810
00:44:47,930 --> 00:44:49,598
Are you crazy? He cannot
stay here.

811
00:44:49,598 --> 00:44:52,268
Clearly he has some serious issues.

812
00:44:52,268 --> 00:44:54,520
We can't just throw him out in
the snow.

813
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,355
Why not? He loves the snow.

814
00:44:56,355 --> 00:44:57,856
He's told me 15 times.

815
00:44:57,856 --> 00:45:00,442
Walter, he's your son.

816
00:45:01,359 --> 00:45:03,778
Belching

817
00:45:14,329 --> 00:45:15,998
Did you hear that?

818
00:45:17,332 --> 00:45:20,001
You are so weird.

819
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,338
Dad?

820
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:28,092
Dad?

821
00:45:28,968 --> 00:45:31,345
Dad! Door opens

822
00:45:32,054 --> 00:45:33,180
What?

823
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:34,973
Whispering I can't go to sleep

824
00:45:34,973 --> 00:45:37,142
Unless I get tucked in.

825
00:45:37,142 --> 00:45:38,393
What?

826
00:45:38,393 --> 00:45:42,355
I can't go to sleep unless I
get tucked in.

827
00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:44,566
I am not gonna tuck you in.

828
00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:47,985
I... I promise I’ll go right
to sleep.

829
00:45:50,154 --> 00:45:51,614
Fine.

830
00:45:59,079 --> 00:46:00,997
Tickle fight, tickle fight!
buddy, stop.

831
00:46:00,997 --> 00:46:03,416
Tickle fight. Tickle... stop
stop, stop.

832
00:46:03,416 --> 00:46:05,001
Sorry.

833
00:46:05,835 --> 00:46:07,044
It's all right.

834
00:46:07,044 --> 00:46:07,962
Hey, uh...

835
00:46:07,962 --> 00:46:08,588
Clears throat

836
00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,048
You just lay there and go to
sleep.

837
00:46:11,048 --> 00:46:12,091
Okay.

838
00:46:12,091 --> 00:46:13,634
Okay.

839
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:18,346
Dad? Hmm?

840
00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:20,348
I love you.

841
00:46:22,892 --> 00:46:26,437
Okay. Go to sleep now.

842
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,192
Well, this is really something.

843
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:36,530
I'm usually the one making
breakfast.

844
00:46:37,531 --> 00:46:40,533
That's good, that's good.

845
00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:43,536
Okay.

846
00:46:50,668 --> 00:46:52,378
Oh, that's good.

847
00:46:52,378 --> 00:46:54,129
Good? Good.

848
00:46:54,129 --> 00:46:55,464
Good.

849
00:46:55,464 --> 00:46:58,425
So, did you, um...

850
00:46:58,425 --> 00:47:00,135
Did you sleep okay last night?

851
00:47:00,135 --> 00:47:01,636
Great. I got a full 40 minutes.

852
00:47:01,636 --> 00:47:04,931
And I had time to build that
rocking horse.

853
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:09,143
Uh, oh, my gosh. You actually
made that?

854
00:47:09,143 --> 00:47:11,937
Where did you get all the wood?

855
00:47:21,654 --> 00:47:23,990
Good morning, honey. Good
morning, dad.

856
00:47:23,990 --> 00:47:27,451
Walter, buddy has made us
breakfast.

857
00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:29,412
Isn’t that nice? Grunts

858
00:47:29,412 --> 00:47:30,913
And lunch.

859
00:47:30,913 --> 00:47:32,998
And lunch.

860
00:47:32,998 --> 00:47:34,041
Emily: Bye.

861
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:35,000
So, dad, how many scoops?

862
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,961
I'll stick with the coffee now,
thanks.

863
00:47:40,171 --> 00:47:41,047
So, dad...

864
00:47:41,047 --> 00:47:42,757
I planned out our whole day.

865
00:47:42,757 --> 00:47:43,967
First, we'll make snow angels
for two hours,

866
00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:46,594
And then we'll go ice skating
and then we'll eat a
whole roll

867
00:47:46,594 --> 00:47:48,679
Of tollhouse cookie dough as fast
as we can,

868
00:47:48,679 --> 00:47:51,015
And then, to finish, we'll snuggle.

869
00:47:51,015 --> 00:47:53,684
I've got to go to work, buddy.

870
00:47:53,684 --> 00:47:54,935
Oh, and another thing...

871
00:47:54,935 --> 00:47:56,603
If you're going to be staying
here,

872
00:47:56,603 --> 00:47:58,522
You should think about, you know,

873
00:47:58,522 --> 00:48:00,232
Getting rid of the costume.

874
00:48:00,232 --> 00:48:01,608
But I've worn this my whole life.

875
00:48:01,608 --> 00:48:04,736
You're not in the North Pole any
longer.

876
00:48:04,736 --> 00:48:07,029
You wanna make me happy, don’t you?

877
00:48:07,029 --> 00:48:07,697
More than anything.

878
00:48:07,697 --> 00:48:12,534
Then, lose the tights. I mean,
as soon as possible.

879
00:48:12,534 --> 00:48:13,786
As soon as possible?

880
00:48:13,786 --> 00:48:15,746
As soon as possible.

881
00:48:15,746 --> 00:48:17,164
Okay.

882
00:48:18,957 --> 00:48:20,166
Emily: I almost forgot...

883
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,043
Aah! Aah!

884
00:48:25,004 --> 00:48:26,672
Good morning.

885
00:48:27,256 --> 00:48:29,550
Cell phone rings

886
00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:31,177
Ring

887
00:48:31,177 --> 00:48:31,760
Walter here.

888
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,054
Gasps it worked, it's you.

889
00:48:34,054 --> 00:48:35,514
How'd you get this number?

890
00:48:35,514 --> 00:48:38,058
Emily left an emergency list.

891
00:48:38,058 --> 00:48:38,683
I see.

892
00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:40,310
And, uh, is this an emergency?

893
00:48:40,310 --> 00:48:41,519
There's a horrible noise

894
00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:44,522
Coming from the evil
box underneath the window.

895
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:45,815
It sounds like this...

896
00:48:45,815 --> 00:48:49,485
Screeches and wails

897
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:52,321
It’s, uh, it's... it's not evil,
buddy,

898
00:48:52,321 --> 00:48:53,489
It’s, uh, it's a radiator,

899
00:48:53,489 --> 00:48:55,324
And the heat makes noise when
it comes on.

900
00:48:55,324 --> 00:48:58,118
No, it doesn't. It... It’s very
evil.

901
00:48:58,118 --> 00:49:01,705
It's scary to look at. It's...
okay...

902
00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:05,792
I’m going toward... oh, wait.
Yes, it is.

903
00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:07,502
Okay, it's okay. It's okay.

904
00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:08,628
Everything's fine.

905
00:49:08,628 --> 00:49:09,295
You were right.

906
00:49:09,295 --> 00:49:11,797
Okay, good, uh, I’m gonna hang
up now.

907
00:49:11,797 --> 00:49:12,673
I love you.

908
00:49:12,673 --> 00:49:14,258
I'll call you in five minutes.

909
00:49:14,258 --> 00:49:16,051
No, no, buddy, don't, uh...

910
00:49:16,051 --> 00:49:18,595
You... you don’t have to call me
, okay?

911
00:49:18,595 --> 00:49:20,180
Good idea, you call me.

912
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,015
Okay. I'm gonna hang up now.

913
00:49:22,015 --> 00:49:23,850
I painted a picture of a
butterfly.

914
00:49:23,850 --> 00:49:26,144
Good. I'm gonna hang up now.

915
00:49:26,144 --> 00:49:28,020
I tuned the piano.

916
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,606
Okay, I love you. Bye.

917
00:49:30,606 --> 00:49:32,608
Mmm...

918
00:49:32,608 --> 00:49:34,193
Mmm... Mmm.

919
00:49:48,706 --> 00:49:50,749
Mmm.

920
00:49:50,749 --> 00:49:51,709
Sighs

921
00:49:51,709 --> 00:49:54,545
Hobbs. Hey!

922
00:49:54,795 --> 00:49:56,296
How you doing? Please, sit
down.

923
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:58,590
I haven't seen you since
the retreat.

924
00:49:58,590 --> 00:49:59,549
You're looking good.

925
00:49:59,549 --> 00:50:01,134
Oh, thank you very much.
You as well.

926
00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:02,385
To what do I owe the, uh,
pleasure?

927
00:50:02,385 --> 00:50:05,763
Well, to be honest, I got a call
from my niece.

928
00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:07,640
She wants to know

929
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,393
How a certain puppy and a
certain pigeon

930
00:50:10,393 --> 00:50:15,105
Escape the clutches of a
certain evil witch.

931
00:50:16,607 --> 00:50:17,232
Believe me, uh,

932
00:50:17,232 --> 00:50:18,775
We’re already looking for new
printers.

933
00:50:18,775 --> 00:50:20,360
This one has obviously gotten a
little sloppy.

934
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,863
Maybe it isn’t the printer who’s
gotten sloppy.

935
00:50:23,863 --> 00:50:26,115
That's your signature, right?

936
00:50:26,115 --> 00:50:29,118
You know, we could sit here and
point fingers all day.

937
00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:30,661
I've got news for you...

938
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:33,163
Even if those two pages were
in there,

939
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:34,665
The book still would have sucked.

940
00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:36,375
Have you seen the numbers for
this quarter?

941
00:50:36,375 --> 00:50:39,211
Uh, they'll be here today. Oh,
they're in.

942
00:50:39,211 --> 00:50:41,129
That frigging puppy and pigeon

943
00:50:41,129 --> 00:50:42,380
Are tanking hard, Hobbs.

944
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:44,340
My people estimate we’re
gonna post

945
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:46,175
A minus eight for this quarter.

946
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:49,387
A minus eight! That does not
happen!

947
00:50:49,387 --> 00:50:51,847
You know, we'll... we'll bounce
back, we...

948
00:50:51,847 --> 00:50:53,307
No, no, no. No? Well...

949
00:50:53,307 --> 00:50:55,392
We’re gonna ship a new book

950
00:50:55,392 --> 00:50:56,643
The first quarter.

951
00:50:56,643 --> 00:50:58,186
First quarter?

952
00:50:58,186 --> 00:51:00,647
I'm gonna be back in town on
the 24th.

953
00:51:00,647 --> 00:51:03,399
At that time, I would love
to hear

954
00:51:03,399 --> 00:51:05,193
In exact detail

955
00:51:05,193 --> 00:51:08,404
What your plans are for this
new book.

956
00:51:08,613 --> 00:51:12,324
Uh, wait a minute, the, uh
the 24th, that's Christmas
eve.

957
00:51:14,159 --> 00:51:15,160
And?

958
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,120
And, uh...

959
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,165
No problem. Be great to have
you in the loop.

960
00:51:20,165 --> 00:51:23,126
School bell rings

961
00:51:23,251 --> 00:51:26,295
Michael: All right, I got every
weapon in the game.

962
00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:28,798
I got full health, I got full
armor.

963
00:51:28,798 --> 00:51:29,674
Michael!

964
00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:30,800
I got full...

965
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,967
Michael!

966
00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:33,927
It's me buddy!

967
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,429
You know that guy?

968
00:51:35,429 --> 00:51:37,931
No, I’ve never seen him before.

969
00:51:37,931 --> 00:51:41,393
It's me buddy! Your brother!

970
00:51:41,393 --> 00:51:42,769
Oh, man.

971
00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:47,398
No, Michael! Wait! It's your
brother bud...

972
00:51:47,398 --> 00:51:48,316
Tires screech

973
00:51:48,316 --> 00:51:50,943
Sorry. Sorry! Horn honks

974
00:51:51,652 --> 00:51:54,321
Michael! Michael!

975
00:51:54,321 --> 00:51:56,156
Michael!

976
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:57,783
Michael, wait up!

977
00:51:57,783 --> 00:52:00,827
Michael! Michael!

978
00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:01,661
Wow, you're fast.

979
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:03,329
I'm glad I caught up with you.

980
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,373
I waited five hours for you.

981
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:06,707
Why is your coat so big?

982
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,168
So, good news... I saw a dog
today.

983
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,670
Have you seen a dog?
You probably have.

984
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,422
How was school? Was it fun?

985
00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,299
Did you get a lot of
homework, huh?

986
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,466
Do you have any friends?

987
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:17,801
Do you have a best friend?

988
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,511
Does he have a big coat, too?

989
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:20,971
Go away!

990
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:26,476
Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

991
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:30,729
Run!

992
00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:34,691
Boy: Get him! Get the
green guy!

993
00:52:34,691 --> 00:52:37,194
Boys cheering

994
00:52:41,698 --> 00:52:44,450
Oh, no. These guys are bad news.

995
00:52:44,450 --> 00:52:47,036
We better get outta here.

996
00:52:48,329 --> 00:52:50,873
You know what? We can take'em.

997
00:52:50,873 --> 00:52:54,877
Okay, just start making as
many snowballs as you can.

998
00:53:01,966 --> 00:53:04,385
Grunts you ready?

999
00:53:05,303 --> 00:53:08,097
Let's go. Aah! Ow.

1000
00:53:09,307 --> 00:53:10,724
Ow!

1001
00:53:15,562 --> 00:53:17,439
Boy: Run!

1002
00:53:23,486 --> 00:53:25,071
Crying

1003
00:53:25,446 --> 00:53:28,241
Michael: Oh, man. One got away.

1004
00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:29,533
Snowball.

1005
00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:39,543
Kid: Unh!

1006
00:53:40,335 --> 00:53:41,795
Wow.

1007
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,256
Where did you say you were from?

1008
00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:47,508
Oh, yeah

1009
00:53:47,508 --> 00:53:50,261
Candles burning low

1010
00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:52,930
Lots of mistletoe

1011
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:58,769
Lots of snow and ice everywhere
we go

1012
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:04,315
Choirs singing carols right
outside my door

1013
00:54:04,315 --> 00:54:06,567
All these things and more

1014
00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:08,277
I wish dad were here.

1015
00:54:08,277 --> 00:54:08,569
Why?

1016
00:54:08,569 --> 00:54:12,531
'Cause he's the greatest dad in
the whole wide world.

1017
00:54:12,531 --> 00:54:13,365
Are you kidding?

1018
00:54:13,365 --> 00:54:15,951
He's the worst dad in the world.

1019
00:54:15,951 --> 00:54:17,285
What do you mean?

1020
00:54:17,285 --> 00:54:19,538
All he does is work.

1021
00:54:19,538 --> 00:54:20,956
Working's fun.

1022
00:54:20,956 --> 00:54:22,999
Not the way he does it.

1023
00:54:22,999 --> 00:54:24,042
All he cares about is money.

1024
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:28,129
He doesn't care about you,
or me, or anybody.

1025
00:54:28,129 --> 00:54:30,965
Well, he is on the naughty list.

1026
00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:37,346
You like her?

1027
00:54:37,346 --> 00:54:39,306
Like who?

1028
00:54:39,472 --> 00:54:41,349
The girl you’re staring at.

1029
00:54:41,349 --> 00:54:43,017
Oh, uh...

1030
00:54:43,017 --> 00:54:44,852
Yeah.

1031
00:54:46,145 --> 00:54:48,314
Why don’t you ask her out?

1032
00:54:48,314 --> 00:54:49,315
Out?

1033
00:54:49,315 --> 00:54:52,401
You know, on a date...
to eat food.

1034
00:54:52,401 --> 00:54:53,319
Food?

1035
00:54:53,319 --> 00:54:56,071
Yes, real food, not candy.

1036
00:54:56,071 --> 00:54:58,115
And if she says yes,
you're in.

1037
00:54:58,115 --> 00:55:01,368
It's like a secret code
girls have.

1038
00:55:02,994 --> 00:55:04,996
Well, look who it is.

1039
00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:08,124
Hi, Jovie. Hi.

1040
00:55:10,084 --> 00:55:11,877
Oh, uh, this is Michael.

1041
00:55:11,877 --> 00:55:13,504
I'm his brother.

1042
00:55:14,463 --> 00:55:15,506
Hi.

1043
00:55:15,506 --> 00:55:17,341
So, what are you doing here?

1044
00:55:17,341 --> 00:55:19,634
Did gimbel's give you your
job back?

1045
00:55:19,634 --> 00:55:22,512
No. But things worked out
pretty good.

1046
00:55:22,512 --> 00:55:24,555
They gave me a restraining
order.

1047
00:55:24,681 --> 00:55:28,643
Well, um, you should probably
get outta here.

1048
00:55:28,643 --> 00:55:31,604
Ho ho ho!

1049
00:55:31,604 --> 00:55:33,856
But... I really wanted to
see you,

1050
00:55:33,856 --> 00:55:37,943
And... and I think you’re
beautiful, and I, um...

1051
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:41,404
I feel really warm when I
am around you,

1052
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:45,700
And, um, my tongue swells up.

1053
00:55:49,662 --> 00:55:51,914
So...

1054
00:55:52,206 --> 00:55:54,416
Do you wanna go eat food?

1055
00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,377
Do I... do I wanna eat food?

1056
00:55:57,377 --> 00:55:58,378
Mm-hmm.

1057
00:55:58,378 --> 00:56:03,675
You know, uh, the code... food.

1058
00:56:05,426 --> 00:56:08,554
Well, I just had my lunch
break.

1059
00:56:08,929 --> 00:56:11,599
Oh, okay. I understand.

1060
00:56:11,599 --> 00:56:14,560
But I’m free on Thursday.

1061
00:56:15,561 --> 00:56:17,020
Thursday! Thursday!

1062
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,189
Come on. That'd be great.

1063
00:56:19,189 --> 00:56:20,190
All right.

1064
00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:21,983
Buddy: Was that okay?

1065
00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:24,611
You did great, man.

1066
00:56:25,111 --> 00:56:26,487
What should we put on it
first?

1067
00:56:26,487 --> 00:56:28,155
Lights! Oh, good.

1068
00:56:28,155 --> 00:56:29,198
And then, after that?

1069
00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:32,076
Ornaments! Ornaments, okay.

1070
00:56:32,993 --> 00:56:34,578
What the hell's that?

1071
00:56:34,578 --> 00:56:36,413
Michael: A Christmas tree.

1072
00:56:36,413 --> 00:56:37,122
A Christmas tree?

1073
00:56:37,122 --> 00:56:40,250
Buddy chopped it down in
the park.

1074
00:56:41,001 --> 00:56:42,502
Emily.

1075
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:45,088
I don't know what you're making
such a big deal about.

1076
00:56:45,088 --> 00:56:47,548
They were just having a
little fun.

1077
00:56:47,548 --> 00:56:49,133
Oh, fun? So felonies are
fun now?

1078
00:56:49,133 --> 00:56:51,927
I thought, see, felonies
were felonies.

1079
00:56:51,927 --> 00:56:52,928
Okay, the tree thing was bad.

1080
00:56:52,928 --> 00:56:54,221
I'll get him to plant
another one.

1081
00:56:54,221 --> 00:56:56,974
But at least Michael is
happy for once.

1082
00:56:56,974 --> 00:56:59,434
What, uh, what's that supposed
to mean?

1083
00:56:59,434 --> 00:57:01,561
Well, I don't think it's any
secret, Walter,

1084
00:57:01,561 --> 00:57:04,022
That you haven’t exactly been
there for him.

1085
00:57:04,022 --> 00:57:05,648
I'll tell you what, why don't
we just

1086
00:57:05,648 --> 00:57:07,942
Pull him outta school and let
the, uh,

1087
00:57:07,942 --> 00:57:09,276
Deranged elf man raise him?

1088
00:57:09,276 --> 00:57:12,112
Then they can have lots of
fun committing felonies.

1089
00:57:12,112 --> 00:57:15,199
How are we gonna get the star
on top?

1090
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,742
I got it.

1091
00:57:28,669 --> 00:57:29,795
I mean, what are we gonna do?

1092
00:57:29,795 --> 00:57:31,964
We can't... we can’t leave him
alone here.

1093
00:57:31,964 --> 00:57:34,466
He's gonna destroy the place.

1094
00:57:36,510 --> 00:57:37,260
Why don’t you, um...

1095
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,595
Why don't you take off tomorrow?

1096
00:57:38,595 --> 00:57:40,805
You know, and you could stay
home and watch him?

1097
00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:43,141
Oh, no. No, I can’t stay home
tomorrow,

1098
00:57:43,141 --> 00:57:44,642
I have a budget meeting tomorrow.

1099
00:57:44,642 --> 00:57:45,810
Well, honey, I can’t take off,

1100
00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:48,271
I’m one... one bad pitch away

1101
00:57:48,271 --> 00:57:49,313
From getting fired... one.

1102
00:57:49,313 --> 00:57:51,232
Well, I tell you what, I have
an idea then.

1103
00:57:51,232 --> 00:57:55,152
Why don’t you take buddy to
work with you?

1104
00:57:58,071 --> 00:57:59,865
Elevator chimes

1105
00:58:02,492 --> 00:58:04,661
Hey, Walter. Morning, jack.

1106
00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,329
Morning, jack.

1107
00:58:06,954 --> 00:58:07,914
Oh, good morning, Mr. Hobbs.

1108
00:58:07,914 --> 00:58:09,498
Good morning, Sarah. Good
morning, Sarah.

1109
00:58:09,498 --> 00:58:12,543
That's a nice purple dress.
It's very purple-y

1110
00:58:12,543 --> 00:58:14,044
Francisco. How's it going, Mr.
Hobbs?

1111
00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:18,131
Francisco, that's fun to say..."
Francisco."

1112
00:58:18,131 --> 00:58:19,382
Gasps

1113
00:58:19,382 --> 00:58:20,592
Hi! Hi.

1114
00:58:20,592 --> 00:58:21,551
Do you remember me?

1115
00:58:21,551 --> 00:58:22,677
I do. I didn't recognize you.

1116
00:58:22,677 --> 00:58:25,388
I know, I’m in work clothes.

1117
00:58:28,891 --> 00:58:30,893
Thank you, Deborah.

1118
00:58:30,893 --> 00:58:31,936
Thanks, deb.

1119
00:58:31,936 --> 00:58:33,145
Deb, you have such a pretty face.

1120
00:58:33,145 --> 00:58:34,688
You should be on a Christmas card.

1121
00:58:34,688 --> 00:58:37,149
You just made my day.

1122
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,449
Eww.

1123
00:58:49,201 --> 00:58:50,411
Buddy. Hmm?

1124
00:58:50,411 --> 00:58:52,413
You don’t have to drink that.

1125
00:58:52,413 --> 00:58:53,914
Thank you.

1126
00:59:04,048 --> 00:59:06,050
Francisco.

1127
00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:09,720
Francisco.

1128
00:59:11,013 --> 00:59:13,432
Francisco.

1129
00:59:13,432 --> 00:59:14,600
Francisco.

1130
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,059
Buddy?

1131
00:59:16,643 --> 00:59:18,395
Am I too loud?

1132
00:59:18,395 --> 00:59:19,729
Just... just a little.

1133
00:59:19,729 --> 00:59:21,439
Sorry.

1134
00:59:27,403 --> 00:59:28,029
Yes, bud?

1135
00:59:28,029 --> 00:59:30,698
Why is your name on the desk?

1136
00:59:30,698 --> 00:59:32,908
I bought the desk.

1137
00:59:32,908 --> 00:59:35,702
My name's there so no one
steals it.

1138
00:59:37,537 --> 00:59:38,997
That's a joke, isn't it, dad?

1139
00:59:38,997 --> 00:59:41,166
Yeah, buddy, that's a joke.

1140
00:59:41,166 --> 00:59:44,585
So, what are we gonna build?

1141
00:59:44,585 --> 00:59:45,962
No, uh, we don't do

1142
00:59:45,962 --> 00:59:47,672
That kind of work here, pal.

1143
00:59:47,672 --> 00:59:48,923
Phone rings

1144
00:59:48,923 --> 00:59:51,175
Buddy the elf, what's your
favorite color?

1145
00:59:51,175 --> 00:59:52,593
Put that down. Hello?

1146
00:59:52,593 --> 00:59:54,970
Hello? Dial tone

1147
00:59:56,221 --> 00:59:58,723
Please, don’t touch anything.

1148
00:59:58,723 --> 01:00:00,183
Sorry.

1149
01:00:03,561 --> 01:00:05,021
Hey...

1150
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:09,025
Bud, have you... have you...

1151
01:00:09,025 --> 01:00:10,985
Have you ever seen a mailroom?

1152
01:00:10,985 --> 01:00:12,194
A mailroom? No.

1153
01:00:12,194 --> 01:00:13,445
No? No.

1154
01:00:13,445 --> 01:00:14,279
Oh, I mean, wow.

1155
01:00:14,279 --> 01:00:17,032
Wow... listen, it's a
place where mail

1156
01:00:17,032 --> 01:00:18,033
From all over the world
comes,

1157
01:00:18,033 --> 01:00:20,744
Uh-huh. And they sort it
out there, see?

1158
01:00:20,744 --> 01:00:21,745
And you can touch it all,

1159
01:00:21,745 --> 01:00:23,580
And they put it in these
shiny bins.

1160
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,123
Shiny bins? Right.

1161
01:00:25,123 --> 01:00:27,625
What do ya think? It
sounds great.

1162
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:28,668
Good.

1163
01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:30,211
Can we go there?

1164
01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:31,003
Well, um...

1165
01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:34,214
I gotta work here, maybe... maybe
you can work there.

1166
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:35,507
Okay, I’ll work there.

1167
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:38,051
Rap music playing

1168
01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,220
Oh, I don't think this is
the place

1169
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,513
My dad was talking about.

1170
01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:43,056
Is there a different mailroom?

1171
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:45,266
No. This is the only one.

1172
01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,518
It's not very shiny.

1173
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:51,647
Now... over here’s the trench.

1174
01:00:51,647 --> 01:00:53,774
All the mail comes out that
shooter.

1175
01:00:53,774 --> 01:00:58,195
Scan and find the floor each
piece is moving to.

1176
01:00:58,195 --> 01:00:59,196
Put it in a canister

1177
01:00:59,196 --> 01:01:02,782
And shove it up the tube with
the same number.

1178
01:01:02,782 --> 01:01:04,659
You got that?

1179
01:01:04,659 --> 01:01:05,660
I think so.

1180
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:08,621
This place reminds me of
Santa’s workshop.

1181
01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:10,206
Except it smells like mushrooms,

1182
01:01:10,206 --> 01:01:13,208
And everyone looks like they
wanna hurt me.

1183
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,502
Uh, greenway’s coming in tomorrow,

1184
01:01:15,502 --> 01:01:17,129
So, what... what do we got?

1185
01:01:17,129 --> 01:01:19,172
Well, Morris and I have been
brainstorming,

1186
01:01:19,172 --> 01:01:21,633
And we've come up with what I
think

1187
01:01:21,633 --> 01:01:23,092
Is a pretty big idea.

1188
01:01:23,092 --> 01:01:23,593
Great, what?

1189
01:01:23,593 --> 01:01:26,137
You're gonna love it, it's
fantastic.

1190
01:01:26,137 --> 01:01:27,138
What?

1191
01:01:27,138 --> 01:01:29,849
Okay, picture this...

1192
01:01:29,849 --> 01:01:33,727
We bring in miles finch.

1193
01:01:34,645 --> 01:01:36,563
The miles finch?

1194
01:01:36,563 --> 01:01:37,814
The golden ghost.

1195
01:01:37,814 --> 01:01:38,690
We bring him in!

1196
01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:41,568
He's written more classics than dr.
Seuss.

1197
01:01:41,568 --> 01:01:42,569
It ain't gonna be easy,

1198
01:01:42,569 --> 01:01:44,237
But I think it’s worth a shot.

1199
01:01:44,237 --> 01:01:48,866
My two top writers, my crack team,
my fun squad...

1200
01:01:48,866 --> 01:01:50,576
You came in here pitching me

1201
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:53,120
The idea of hiring another writer?

1202
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,204
Yeah.

1203
01:01:54,204 --> 01:01:56,373
Miles finch.

1204
01:01:59,084 --> 01:02:01,586
I like it. Chuckles

1205
01:02:02,754 --> 01:02:03,755
I like it.

1206
01:02:03,755 --> 01:02:05,798
Then I traveled through the seven
levels

1207
01:02:05,798 --> 01:02:06,799
Of the candy cane forest

1208
01:02:06,799 --> 01:02:11,095
And past the sea of swirly-twirly
gumdrops.

1209
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,597
Gasps ooh!

1210
01:02:13,597 --> 01:02:16,642
Wow... it's sucky.

1211
01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:19,561
Ohh, it's wonderful. Yes!

1212
01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:21,563
That is marvelous how that...

1213
01:02:21,563 --> 01:02:23,356
Oh! (Laughs

1214
01:02:23,356 --> 01:02:25,692
Oh, it's very sucky.

1215
01:02:25,692 --> 01:02:28,402
It's very... sucky.

1216
01:02:28,402 --> 01:02:29,737
Whoo.

1217
01:02:29,737 --> 01:02:31,614
So, how'd you get here?

1218
01:02:31,614 --> 01:02:33,073
Work release.

1219
01:02:33,073 --> 01:02:34,199
Mm.

1220
01:02:34,199 --> 01:02:36,785
Oh, syrup and coffee?

1221
01:02:36,785 --> 01:02:40,080
Why didn't I think of that? Can I
try some?

1222
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,247
Be my guest.

1223
01:02:41,247 --> 01:02:42,749
Very generous of you.

1224
01:02:42,749 --> 01:02:47,128
Mmm. Gasps I love syrup.

1225
01:02:49,171 --> 01:02:51,340
Ohh, I love it.

1226
01:02:52,591 --> 01:02:54,593
Mmm...

1227
01:02:54,593 --> 01:02:57,387
You know, I know I sound like a
broken record,

1228
01:02:57,387 --> 01:02:58,388
But we are buddies.

1229
01:02:58,388 --> 01:03:00,640
You're my best friend, that's it.

1230
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,391
You're my best friend.

1231
01:03:01,391 --> 01:03:04,102
You know, buddy, nobody around
here listens to me.

1232
01:03:04,102 --> 01:03:06,270
I got really good ideas. Yeah?
I believe it.

1233
01:03:06,270 --> 01:03:08,314
I know, I’m right, I listen to you.

1234
01:03:08,314 --> 01:03:09,273
You have great ideas.

1235
01:03:09,273 --> 01:03:11,150
I just try to go with the flow,
you know?

1236
01:03:11,150 --> 01:03:12,359
Good, you go with the flow.

1237
01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:13,444
Yeah. Go with the flow.

1238
01:03:13,444 --> 01:03:15,237
No, I gotta get out of the flow.

1239
01:03:15,237 --> 01:03:16,196
Well, then get out of the flow.

1240
01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:17,406
I'm in the flow, that's what got
me here.

1241
01:03:17,406 --> 01:03:20,825
I gotta... I’m 26 years old, I got
nothing to show for it.

1242
01:03:20,825 --> 01:03:22,827
You're young. You're so young.

1243
01:03:22,827 --> 01:03:23,828
Sighs

1244
01:03:23,828 --> 01:03:24,662
My papa... yeah?

1245
01:03:24,662 --> 01:03:29,291
He didn't make master tinker till
he was 490, so...

1246
01:03:29,291 --> 01:03:31,669
Laughing

1247
01:03:32,169 --> 01:03:33,879
Four-hundred and ninety? Yeah.

1248
01:03:33,879 --> 01:03:35,380
Laughing

1249
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:37,632
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!

1250
01:03:37,632 --> 01:03:40,385
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!

1251
01:03:40,385 --> 01:03:43,888
My favorite book of yours has
gotta be Gus' pickles.

1252
01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:47,725
It's existential, yet it's so
accessible.

1253
01:03:47,725 --> 01:03:50,311
Uh, Mr. Finch, uh, Eugene Dupris
here.

1254
01:03:50,311 --> 01:03:52,938
It's a thrill just to be talking
to you

1255
01:03:52,938 --> 01:03:54,189
On our speakerphone.

1256
01:03:54,189 --> 01:03:56,191
Miles, um, so, what do you think?

1257
01:03:56,191 --> 01:03:57,192
Can you fly in tomorrow?

1258
01:03:57,192 --> 01:03:59,444
I'll give you five hours tomorrow,

1259
01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,695
Not a minute more.

1260
01:04:00,695 --> 01:04:01,738
Oh, that's... that's great.

1261
01:04:01,738 --> 01:04:05,408
I'd like a black s500to receive
me at the airport.

1262
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:07,201
I need the interior of that car

1263
01:04:07,201 --> 01:04:09,203
To be 71 degrees exactly.

1264
01:04:09,203 --> 01:04:11,205
We can do that. Deborah: Mr. Hobbs?

1265
01:04:11,205 --> 01:04:12,706
There’s a situation downstairs.

1266
01:04:12,706 --> 01:04:13,916
Finch: I'm sorry, what?

1267
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:15,167
No, hold on, miles. Deb, hang up.

1268
01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:17,336
Finch: I do not hold. Do not put
me on hold.

1269
01:04:17,336 --> 01:04:19,921
Deborah: We have a problem in the
mailroom.

1270
01:04:19,921 --> 01:04:20,839
What's going on?

1271
01:04:20,839 --> 01:04:21,881
Don't speak... Deborah, hang up!

1272
01:04:21,881 --> 01:04:24,842
Finch: That's it, I’m gone. Miles!

1273
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,723
Finch: I'll be there tomorrow... 71
degrees.

1274
01:04:30,723 --> 01:04:32,891
Deborah: Sir, chuck in the mailroom

1275
01:04:32,891 --> 01:04:34,435
Needs to talk to you.

1276
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:35,852
Chuck... what, chuck?

1277
01:04:35,852 --> 01:04:37,396
I mean, what could be going on
down there

1278
01:04:37,396 --> 01:04:39,439
That’s so important you had to
interrupt me, what?

1279
01:04:39,439 --> 01:04:41,232
Whoomp, there it is! A little
louder

1280
01:04:41,232 --> 01:04:43,234
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all

1281
01:04:43,234 --> 01:04:45,194
Whoomp! There it is

1282
01:04:45,194 --> 01:04:46,696
Upside down and inside out hey!

1283
01:04:46,696 --> 01:04:47,989
I'm 'bout to show all you folks

1284
01:04:47,989 --> 01:04:49,448
What it's all about hey!

1285
01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:50,699
Time for me to get on the mike

1286
01:04:50,699 --> 01:04:52,243
And make this mother of a party
hype

1287
01:04:52,243 --> 01:04:53,827
I’m taking you back to the old
school

1288
01:04:53,827 --> 01:04:55,537
'cause I’m an old fool who’s so cool

1289
01:04:55,537 --> 01:04:57,331
If you wanna get down, I’m gonna
show you the way

1290
01:04:57,331 --> 01:04:59,457
Whoomp, there it is, let me hear
you say

1291
01:04:59,457 --> 01:05:01,751
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all

1292
01:05:01,751 --> 01:05:03,753
Whoomp! There it is a little louder

1293
01:05:03,753 --> 01:05:05,755
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all

1294
01:05:05,755 --> 01:05:07,423
Whoomp, there it is!

1295
01:05:07,423 --> 01:05:09,008
Door buzzer

1296
01:05:09,842 --> 01:05:10,301
Coming.

1297
01:05:10,301 --> 01:05:13,387
(You make me feel so young playing

1298
01:05:15,931 --> 01:05:17,391
Hi.

1299
01:05:17,391 --> 01:05:18,767
Wow.

1300
01:05:18,767 --> 01:05:20,518
You look miraculous.

1301
01:05:20,518 --> 01:05:22,020
So do you.

1302
01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:23,229
Thank you.

1303
01:05:23,229 --> 01:05:25,231
What would you like to do?

1304
01:05:25,231 --> 01:05:27,316
I got some ideas.

1305
01:05:31,403 --> 01:05:35,324
Just reach out in front of you and
and take a sip.

1306
01:05:35,324 --> 01:05:38,785
Don't look. There you go.

1307
01:05:40,954 --> 01:05:42,413
Well?

1308
01:05:42,789 --> 01:05:45,458
It tastes like a crappy cup
of coffee.

1309
01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:47,752
Chuckles no.

1310
01:05:49,295 --> 01:05:51,046
It is a crappy cup of coffee.

1311
01:05:51,046 --> 01:05:53,549
No, it's the world’s best cup
of coffee.

1312
01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:57,302
The trick is to not get your arm caught
in the door!

1313
01:05:57,302 --> 01:06:00,805
Also, never close your eyes’ cause
then

1314
01:06:00,805 --> 01:06:04,475
Okay, when you feel comfortable, you
just jump in!

1315
01:06:04,475 --> 01:06:06,269
Laughing what are you doing?

1316
01:06:06,269 --> 01:06:10,022
I'm skipping. I'm skipping.
I'm skipping.

1317
01:06:10,022 --> 01:06:12,358
Wait, wait, wait... one more, one more.

1318
01:06:12,358 --> 01:06:15,068
Now, look at the size of this one.

1319
01:06:20,573 --> 01:06:22,450
Come with me.

1320
01:06:23,284 --> 01:06:24,410
Watch out. (Tires screech

1321
01:06:24,410 --> 01:06:25,828
Yellow ones don’t stop.

1322
01:06:25,828 --> 01:06:28,497
The yellow ones don’t stop.

1323
01:06:33,961 --> 01:06:38,090
Wow... that's a big one.

1324
01:06:58,859 --> 01:07:00,360
I'm sorry.

1325
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,528
You missed.

1326
01:07:01,528 --> 01:07:03,488
What do you mean I missed?

1327
01:07:03,488 --> 01:07:04,989
You missed.

1328
01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:16,333
Elevator chimes

1329
01:07:24,841 --> 01:07:26,092
Miles finch.

1330
01:07:26,092 --> 01:07:28,052
Miles finch.

1331
01:07:29,970 --> 01:07:31,889
Miles finch.

1332
01:07:34,433 --> 01:07:35,851
All right, let's do this.

1333
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:38,186
Miles, I’m so happy you could come
Uh...

1334
01:07:38,186 --> 01:07:38,562
Yeah.

1335
01:07:38,562 --> 01:07:40,981
I'm Walter Hobbs. Yeah, let's get
the, uh...

1336
01:07:40,981 --> 01:07:43,858
Taken care of so we can get started
here.

1337
01:07:43,858 --> 01:07:45,568
Here you go.

1338
01:07:47,153 --> 01:07:48,571
Finch: Great.

1339
01:07:48,571 --> 01:07:51,031
All right... clears throat

1340
01:07:51,031 --> 01:07:53,534
What have you guys got so far?

1341
01:07:53,534 --> 01:07:55,118
Go ahead.

1342
01:07:55,118 --> 01:07:56,161
Uh...

1343
01:07:56,161 --> 01:07:59,414
We were thinking, uh, something
like this, uh...

1344
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:01,416
We open on a young tomato.

1345
01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,543
He's had some tough times down
at the farm

1346
01:08:03,543 --> 01:08:05,420
With, you know, a rabbit, and...

1347
01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:07,922
No. No tomatoes...

1348
01:08:07,922 --> 01:08:08,547
Too vulnerable.

1349
01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:10,424
Kids, they're already vulnerable.

1350
01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:11,634
No, you see? I... I told you guys.

1351
01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:13,510
I told them the very same thing...

1352
01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:14,178
And no farms.

1353
01:08:14,178 --> 01:08:16,638
Every body's pushing small town
rural.

1354
01:08:16,638 --> 01:08:19,057
A farm book would just be white
noise.

1355
01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:19,933
What about this?

1356
01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:22,936
Uh, a tribe of asparagus children,

1357
01:08:22,936 --> 01:08:27,565
But they're self-conscious about
the way their pee smells.

1358
01:08:32,069 --> 01:08:34,613
Apparently, all we have is
vegetables.

1359
01:08:34,613 --> 01:08:36,114
I have no time, so, you know,

1360
01:08:36,114 --> 01:08:37,115
If you've got a story here...

1361
01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:39,951
I’ve got about five or six great
starts here.

1362
01:08:39,951 --> 01:08:41,995
I've got one idea that
I’m especially

1363
01:08:41,995 --> 01:08:44,205
Psyched out of my mind about.

1364
01:08:44,205 --> 01:08:46,415
You know, it's one of those ideas

1365
01:08:46,415 --> 01:08:47,959
Where you're just like, uh...

1366
01:08:47,959 --> 01:08:48,918
Yes!

1367
01:08:48,918 --> 01:08:51,128
Whoa! Chuckling

1368
01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,547
Uh, great, c-could we hear it?

1369
01:08:53,547 --> 01:08:56,925
I'll start with the cover.
Picture this... you got, uh

1370
01:08:56,925 --> 01:08:58,927
Dad! I'm in love, I’m in love,

1371
01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:02,430
And I don't care who knows it!

1372
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:03,139
Buddy, not now, uh,

1373
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,558
Can you please go back to the...
to the pit?

1374
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,727
I'll come and visit you in a
little while, okay?

1375
01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:11,230
I didn't know you had elves
working here.

1376
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:16,151
Oh... boy, you're... you’re hilarious,
my friend.

1377
01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:18,445
He doesn't, uh... get back to

1378
01:09:18,445 --> 01:09:21,114
The story, please. All right, okay.

1379
01:09:21,114 --> 01:09:22,240
Clears throat

1380
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,741
So, on the cover above the title...

1381
01:09:23,741 --> 01:09:26,285
Does Santa know that you left the
workshop?

1382
01:09:26,285 --> 01:09:28,454
You know, we're all laughing our
heads off.

1383
01:09:28,454 --> 01:09:30,581
Did you have to borrow a reindeer
to get down here?

1384
01:09:30,581 --> 01:09:32,458
Buddy... go back to the basement.

1385
01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:34,001
Finch: Hey, jack weed,

1386
01:09:34,001 --> 01:09:35,627
I get more action in a week

1387
01:09:35,627 --> 01:09:37,004
than you've had your entire life.

1388
01:09:37,004 --> 01:09:40,632
I've got houses in I.e., Paris,
and Vail,

1389
01:09:40,632 --> 01:09:42,050
Oh. Each one of them

1390
01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:44,052
with a 70-inchplasma screen.

1391
01:09:44,052 --> 01:09:45,553
So, I suggest you wipe

1392
01:09:45,553 --> 01:09:46,971
That stupid smile off your face

1393
01:09:46,971 --> 01:09:49,515
Before I come over there and smack
it off!

1394
01:09:49,515 --> 01:09:51,183
You feeling strong, my friend?!

1395
01:09:51,183 --> 01:09:54,645
Call me elf one more time!

1396
01:09:58,607 --> 01:10:01,484
Whispers he's an angry elf.

1397
01:10:04,195 --> 01:10:07,073
Growling look at you.

1398
01:10:09,033 --> 01:10:10,993
Ow! Hey, what...

1399
01:10:10,993 --> 01:10:11,785
Aah!

1400
01:10:11,785 --> 01:10:13,495
I wasn't ready for that.

1401
01:10:13,495 --> 01:10:14,538
Aah! Hey, hey, hey!

1402
01:10:14,538 --> 01:10:18,041
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!

1403
01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:18,542
Ooh...

1404
01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:20,502
Call me elf one more time!

1405
01:10:20,502 --> 01:10:22,003
Call me elf!

1406
01:10:22,003 --> 01:10:24,005
You're an elf.

1407
01:10:27,049 --> 01:10:29,010
Glass shatters

1408
01:10:29,343 --> 01:10:33,055
Miles, I’m sorry, he... he thinks
he's an elf.

1409
01:10:34,014 --> 01:10:34,848
Listen, miles...

1410
01:10:34,848 --> 01:10:36,099
Listen, miles! Door slams

1411
01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:39,853
He must be a South Pole elf.

1412
01:10:42,188 --> 01:10:43,273
You get the hell outta here.

1413
01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:45,566
Where do you want me to go?

1414
01:10:45,566 --> 01:10:46,526
I don't care where you go.

1415
01:10:46,526 --> 01:10:48,069
I don't care that you're an elf!

1416
01:10:48,069 --> 01:10:49,070
I don't care that you’re nuts!

1417
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:51,280
I don't care that you’re my son!

1418
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,241
Get out of my life now!

1419
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:05,710
Emily: Hi, it's me.

1420
01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:07,253
I really can't talk right now.

1421
01:11:07,253 --> 01:11:09,588
Well, just tell me how the pitch
went.

1422
01:11:09,588 --> 01:11:12,341
I'm gonna be a little later than
I thought, okay?

1423
01:11:12,341 --> 01:11:14,593
Well, don't be too late, Walter,

1424
01:11:14,593 --> 01:11:16,136
It’s Christmas Eve.

1425
01:11:16,136 --> 01:11:18,096
Walter... wait, um.

1426
01:11:18,096 --> 01:11:20,223
Honey, I gotta go, okay? Love ya.

1427
01:11:20,223 --> 01:11:22,392
Oh, say hi to buddy.

1428
01:11:23,268 --> 01:11:24,894
What? Walter, breakthrough.

1429
01:11:24,894 --> 01:11:27,104
We found this in the conference
room.

1430
01:11:27,104 --> 01:11:27,605
What is it?

1431
01:11:27,605 --> 01:11:29,565
It's miles finch’s notebook.

1432
01:11:29,565 --> 01:11:32,735
This thing is chock full of
genius ideas.

1433
01:11:32,735 --> 01:11:33,402
I mean, look at that.

1434
01:11:33,402 --> 01:11:37,280
And his best idea is about a
peach that lives on a farm.

1435
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,574
What's more vulnerable than a
peach?

1436
01:11:39,574 --> 01:11:40,241
What, uh, what do we do?

1437
01:11:40,241 --> 01:11:43,578
I think we should go with the
first pitch... it's genius.

1438
01:11:43,578 --> 01:11:44,245
Uh, how much time we got?

1439
01:11:44,245 --> 01:11:46,122
We got, like, 45 minutes. Well,
come on, let's, uh,

1440
01:11:46,122 --> 01:11:48,124
Try to get a storyboard or
something ready.

1441
01:11:48,124 --> 01:11:49,375
Come on, let's do it. Just try.

1442
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:51,877
No, you can't sit down and get a
storyboard ready.

1443
01:11:51,877 --> 01:11:53,420
Go and get a storyboard ready.

1444
01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:55,672
Oh, boy! Go.

1445
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:01,886
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives

1446
01:12:01,886 --> 01:12:06,808
"And crammed 11 cookies into
the vcr.

1447
01:12:06,808 --> 01:12:12,229
"I don't belong here. I don't
belong anywhere.

1448
01:12:12,646 --> 01:12:18,193
I'll never forget you. Love,
buddy."

1449
01:12:18,193 --> 01:12:19,653
God...

1450
01:12:30,788 --> 01:12:32,289
Hey, buddy.

1451
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,376
Buddy?

1452
01:12:42,298 --> 01:12:44,342
As you know, we need a big
launch fast

1453
01:12:44,342 --> 01:12:45,718
To get the company back on
track.

1454
01:12:45,718 --> 01:12:48,971
So, I think I speak for my fellow
board members

1455
01:12:48,971 --> 01:12:53,434
When I say... this better be good.

1456
01:12:53,434 --> 01:12:55,269
Before I get into the story, uh,

1457
01:12:55,269 --> 01:12:57,270
Let me start with the cover, okay?

1458
01:12:57,270 --> 01:12:58,939
Now, just picture this...

1459
01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:01,858
Dad! I gotta talk to you.

1460
01:13:01,858 --> 01:13:03,443
Walter: Michael, what is it?

1461
01:13:03,443 --> 01:13:04,694
Buddy ran away.

1462
01:13:04,694 --> 01:13:06,821
What? He... he left a note.

1463
01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:09,490
I'm scared, dad, he's gone.

1464
01:13:09,490 --> 01:13:11,867
Uh, let me just finish this
meeting,

1465
01:13:11,867 --> 01:13:14,411
And then, um, we’ll figure it
out, okay?

1466
01:13:14,411 --> 01:13:18,832
Figure out what? Buddy cares
about everybody.

1467
01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:21,001
All you care about is yourself.

1468
01:13:22,710 --> 01:13:25,213
Hey, Michael.

1469
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,381
Wait.

1470
01:13:30,676 --> 01:13:34,179
We're gonna have to reschedule
this, uh, Mr. Greenway.

1471
01:13:34,179 --> 01:13:35,681
We don't have time to reschedule.

1472
01:13:35,681 --> 01:13:36,973
I wanna hear the damn thing now.

1473
01:13:36,973 --> 01:13:38,183
Son, you'll have to wait.

1474
01:13:38,183 --> 01:13:42,187
No, d-don't tell my kid what
to do, uh...

1475
01:13:42,729 --> 01:13:45,732
Can’t... can’t we do this another
time, Mr. Greenway?

1476
01:13:45,732 --> 01:13:48,526
I flew in just to hear this pitch,

1477
01:13:48,526 --> 01:13:49,860
And I intend to.

1478
01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,362
It's gonna have to wait.

1479
01:13:51,362 --> 01:13:53,405
If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs,

1480
01:13:53,405 --> 01:13:56,366
You will pitch me this book
right now.

1481
01:14:03,373 --> 01:14:06,375
Well... up yours.

1482
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:09,462
Yeah, up yours. Hey.

1483
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,423
Hobbs... Hobbs!

1484
01:14:12,423 --> 01:14:14,216
Hobbs, you walk out of here,

1485
01:14:14,216 --> 01:14:16,760
And... and you're finished at
greenway!

1486
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,303
You're finished!

1487
01:14:35,527 --> 01:14:38,530
I don't belong anywhere.

1488
01:14:40,782 --> 01:14:42,909
Buddy!

1489
01:14:42,909 --> 01:14:44,786
Buddy!

1490
01:14:44,786 --> 01:14:46,954
Buddy, where are you?!

1491
01:14:54,419 --> 01:14:58,799
Prancer, pull! Come on! Come on!

1492
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:02,385
Vixen, up, up!

1493
01:15:02,385 --> 01:15:04,512
Santa?

1494
01:15:04,929 --> 01:15:07,932
Come on, you can do it.

1495
01:15:07,932 --> 01:15:11,560
Pull up! Pull up!

1496
01:15:19,401 --> 01:15:21,486
Dad! What?

1497
01:15:21,486 --> 01:15:22,987
Michael, where you going?

1498
01:15:22,987 --> 01:15:24,364
Michael!

1499
01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:42,881
Santa.

1500
01:15:42,881 --> 01:15:47,593
Back off, slick. You'll scare
the deer.

1501
01:15:47,593 --> 01:15:50,346
Buddy, is that you?

1502
01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:51,347
Are you okay?

1503
01:15:51,347 --> 01:15:53,932
Boy, am I glad to see you.

1504
01:15:53,932 --> 01:15:57,853
The Claus meter suddenly just
dropped down to zero.

1505
01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:01,481
There's just no Christmas
spirit anymore.

1506
01:16:01,481 --> 01:16:03,983
And then the strain was too
Much...

1507
01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:07,486
The engine broke free of her
mounts.

1508
01:16:12,449 --> 01:16:15,035
I need an elf's help.

1509
01:16:15,035 --> 01:16:17,621
I... I’m not an elf, Santa.

1510
01:16:17,621 --> 01:16:20,040
I... I can’t do anything right.

1511
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:24,877
Buddy, you're more of an elf than
anyone I ever met,

1512
01:16:24,877 --> 01:16:26,963
And the only one who I would want

1513
01:16:26,963 --> 01:16:29,632
Working on my sleigh tonight.

1514
01:16:29,632 --> 01:16:31,592
Really? Really.

1515
01:16:31,592 --> 01:16:34,011
Will you fix it for me, buddy?

1516
01:16:34,011 --> 01:16:36,847
I'll try. Papa taught me how.

1517
01:16:36,847 --> 01:16:37,681
You gotta find it first.

1518
01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:40,475
It dropped off the sleigh back
over there a ways.

1519
01:16:40,475 --> 01:16:43,394
The engine? The engine, yeah.

1520
01:16:43,394 --> 01:16:46,522
Go, buddy. Go, Mr. Elf!

1521
01:16:46,522 --> 01:16:47,899
Chuckles

1522
01:16:47,899 --> 01:16:49,567
I’m standing here outside
central park

1523
01:16:49,567 --> 01:16:53,112
Where it is unclear exactly
what has happened.

1524
01:16:53,112 --> 01:16:55,030
What we do know is that
authorities

1525
01:16:55,030 --> 01:16:55,906
Have closed the park

1526
01:16:55,906 --> 01:16:57,157
And are in the process of
clearing it.

1527
01:16:57,157 --> 01:16:59,910
The only thing that people can
seem to agree on here

1528
01:16:59,910 --> 01:17:03,413
Is that they saw something fall
from the sky.

1529
01:17:03,413 --> 01:17:04,664
I've got an eyewitness with me

1530
01:17:04,664 --> 01:17:06,874
Who claims to have seen the whole
thing firsthand.

1531
01:17:06,874 --> 01:17:08,084
What did you actually see?

1532
01:17:08,084 --> 01:17:10,628
You know, I was walking around and
I saw this thing,

1533
01:17:10,628 --> 01:17:12,921
And my daughter actually pointed
it out to me.

1534
01:17:12,921 --> 01:17:13,964
Oh, your daughter saw it?

1535
01:17:13,964 --> 01:17:15,007
Sweetheart, can you tell me

1536
01:17:15,007 --> 01:17:17,384
What you saw falling out of the
sky?

1537
01:17:17,384 --> 01:17:19,094
It was Santa’s sleigh!

1538
01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:20,720
News woman chuckles

1539
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,597
Santa’s sleigh, well, there you
have it.

1540
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:23,431
Santa's in Manhattan.

1541
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,601
Sorry to interrupt your first big
news story, charlotte,

1542
01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:28,894
But New York one has just received

1543
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,938
Some exclusive amateur news footage

1544
01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:33,023
That you just might Anna follow
up on.

1545
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:36,443
There seems to be a strange man
dressed as an elf

1546
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:37,944
Wandering through central park.

1547
01:17:37,944 --> 01:17:40,947
Now, I don't know if this is the
kind of hard-hitting news

1548
01:17:40,947 --> 01:17:42,949
You’re used to covering in buffalo
, charlotte,

1549
01:17:42,949 --> 01:17:44,575
Oh, my god. But here at New York one,

1550
01:17:44,575 --> 01:17:47,078
News is top priority.

1551
01:17:57,587 --> 01:18:00,090
What the heck...?

1552
01:18:00,090 --> 01:18:01,966
Hey!

1553
01:18:02,425 --> 01:18:05,136
You found it. Buddy!

1554
01:18:10,558 --> 01:18:12,142
I need to tell you something.

1555
01:18:12,142 --> 01:18:13,477
No, no. Buddy, there's something

1556
01:18:13,477 --> 01:18:14,186
I have to tell you right now.

1557
01:18:14,186 --> 01:18:18,064
Um, I didn't mean anything I said back
there, not word.

1558
01:18:18,064 --> 01:18:22,110
I know you may be a little, um, um...

1559
01:18:22,110 --> 01:18:23,528
Uh, chemically imbalanced,

1560
01:18:23,528 --> 01:18:26,280
But you’ve been right about a lot
of things.

1561
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,450
I... I don't want you to leave.

1562
01:18:29,450 --> 01:18:33,120
You're my son, and I... love you.

1563
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:41,252
Uh, buddy, uh...

1564
01:18:41,252 --> 01:18:44,130
What was it you wanted to tell me?

1565
01:18:44,130 --> 01:18:46,507
Oh, right. Come with me.

1566
01:18:46,507 --> 01:18:48,301
Right. Come on.

1567
01:18:54,515 --> 01:18:56,016
I'm here with another eyewitness

1568
01:18:56,016 --> 01:18:58,310
Who has his own version of what
happened.

1569
01:18:58,310 --> 01:18:59,477
Sir, what did you see?

1570
01:18:59,477 --> 01:19:00,687
I think you’re great, charlotte.

1571
01:19:00,687 --> 01:19:03,022
Uh, I saw something fall from the
sky

1572
01:19:03,022 --> 01:19:04,274
Right into the middle of central
park.

1573
01:19:04,274 --> 01:19:06,651
I mean, you’re a great news lady.

1574
01:19:06,651 --> 01:19:07,485
Thank you.

1575
01:19:07,485 --> 01:19:08,527
Could you tell me a bit more?

1576
01:19:08,527 --> 01:19:09,779
About what you saw fall from the
sky?

1577
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:11,155
Yeah, yeah. Your eyes tell the
story,

1578
01:19:11,155 --> 01:19:13,032
That’s what I love about you.
You've got a great mouth.

1579
01:19:13,032 --> 01:19:15,158
The thing just dropped in the middle of
central park.

1580
01:19:15,158 --> 01:19:18,036
It was amazing, and everybody's, like,
going crazy.

1581
01:19:18,036 --> 01:19:19,996
Dick, uh, according to authorities,

1582
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:21,206
The area has been cleared.

1583
01:19:21,206 --> 01:19:24,792
Only the central park rangers now
remain in the park.

1584
01:19:24,792 --> 01:19:26,627
These forces are highly trained,

1585
01:19:26,627 --> 01:19:28,045
But rarely see action.

1586
01:19:28,045 --> 01:19:31,173
Some have accused them of being
too gung ho

1587
01:19:31,173 --> 01:19:32,091
When called into duty,

1588
01:19:32,091 --> 01:19:34,551
And their controversial crowd
control tactics

1589
01:19:34,551 --> 01:19:37,554
At the Simon and Garfunkel concert
in '85

1590
01:19:37,554 --> 01:19:39,806
Are still under investigation.

1591
01:19:39,806 --> 01:19:42,225
I knew you’d find it, Mr. Elf!

1592
01:19:42,225 --> 01:19:45,561
Slap it on real quick, we've got
to get going.

1593
01:19:48,022 --> 01:19:49,190
That ta boy.

1594
01:19:49,190 --> 01:19:51,567
Chuckles

1595
01:19:52,234 --> 01:19:55,028
So, uh... you're, uh...

1596
01:19:55,028 --> 01:19:57,697
Santa Claus. Right.

1597
01:19:58,824 --> 01:20:02,785
Would you mind taking this to
your firstborn?

1598
01:20:02,785 --> 01:20:03,328
Sure.

1599
01:20:03,328 --> 01:20:06,539
Um, uh, and my firstborn, he's
an elf?

1600
01:20:06,539 --> 01:20:10,209
Yes. Actually, I’m adopted.

1601
01:20:10,543 --> 01:20:14,546
Uh, Michael, would you open this
hatch for me, please?

1602
01:20:20,260 --> 01:20:22,345
That ta boy, thank you.

1603
01:20:22,345 --> 01:20:26,057
So, you’re really Santa Claus?

1604
01:20:26,057 --> 01:20:28,768
You never can tell, kid.

1605
01:20:28,768 --> 01:20:29,643
Tell me, Michael,

1606
01:20:29,643 --> 01:20:31,353
What do you want for Christmas?

1607
01:20:31,353 --> 01:20:32,438
I wanted a skateboard.

1608
01:20:32,438 --> 01:20:37,609
Oh, not just skateboard.

1609
01:20:37,609 --> 01:20:41,613
A real huf board. Looked here.

1610
01:20:41,613 --> 01:20:43,072
Looked here...

1611
01:20:43,072 --> 01:20:45,116
How do you like them apples?

1612
01:20:45,116 --> 01:20:47,868
Go look and see.

1613
01:20:54,166 --> 01:20:55,626
Whoa.

1614
01:21:02,340 --> 01:21:03,383
What happened?

1615
01:21:03,383 --> 01:21:06,135
You made my sleigh fly.

1616
01:21:06,135 --> 01:21:06,886
What do you mean?

1617
01:21:06,886 --> 01:21:09,096
Well, before the turbine days,

1618
01:21:09,096 --> 01:21:12,099
This baby used to run solely on
Christmas spirit.

1619
01:21:12,099 --> 01:21:16,895
You believed in me. You made my
sleigh fly.

1620
01:21:16,895 --> 01:21:18,897
Hold it... if you’re really Santa
Claus,

1621
01:21:18,897 --> 01:21:21,316
Then we can just get some news
cameras in here,

1622
01:21:21,316 --> 01:21:22,650
And everyone will believe in you,

1623
01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:23,735
Then your sleigh will fly, right?

1624
01:21:23,735 --> 01:21:27,280
Christmas spirit is about believing,
not seeing.

1625
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,740
If the whole world saw me,
all would be lost.

1626
01:21:29,740 --> 01:21:33,911
The paparazzi have been trying to
nail me for years.

1627
01:21:33,911 --> 01:21:35,454
Horse whinnies

1628
01:21:36,705 --> 01:21:38,165
Hey, look!

1629
01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:41,668
Horse whinnies

1630
01:21:44,170 --> 01:21:46,672
Oh, no.

1631
01:21:47,131 --> 01:21:50,885
It's the central park rangers.

1632
01:21:50,885 --> 01:21:53,137
Horses whinny

1633
01:21:55,138 --> 01:22:00,435
Dad, Michael... I got a plan.

1634
01:22:08,192 --> 01:22:10,903
Santa: Whoa, wait! Wait, Michael...
my list!

1635
01:22:10,903 --> 01:22:13,697
You bring that list back right now,
you hear me?!

1636
01:22:13,697 --> 01:22:15,741
Come on, give me your hat and coat.

1637
01:22:15,741 --> 01:22:18,702
Mrs. Claus made them for me.

1638
01:22:22,956 --> 01:22:25,958
Hey! Hey, here I am!

1639
01:22:27,835 --> 01:22:28,794
Ho ho ho!

1640
01:22:28,794 --> 01:22:33,465
Hey, ho ho ho! Hey! Hey!

1641
01:22:40,847 --> 01:22:42,891
Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me.

1642
01:22:42,891 --> 01:22:44,851
So the authorities have not
discovered

1643
01:22:44,851 --> 01:22:46,727
Any reindeer in the park?

1644
01:22:46,727 --> 01:22:48,521
No, no reindeer. Sleigh bells?

1645
01:22:48,521 --> 01:22:49,730
No, no sleigh bells, either.

1646
01:22:49,730 --> 01:22:50,731
Elves? Excuse me, please.

1647
01:22:50,731 --> 01:22:51,899
None of that, we really just
need everyone...

1648
01:22:51,899 --> 01:22:52,983
It’s him, it's the real Santa!

1649
01:22:52,983 --> 01:22:54,735
His sleigh won't fly,’ cause nobody
believes in him!

1650
01:22:54,735 --> 01:22:56,695
Charlotte: Did you see something
in the park?

1651
01:22:56,695 --> 01:22:57,362
Everyone out there,

1652
01:22:57,362 --> 01:22:59,864
Santa needs us to believe,
I can prove he's real.

1653
01:22:59,864 --> 01:23:00,740
Look, this is his list!

1654
01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:03,743
Okay... well, further confirmation

1655
01:23:03,743 --> 01:23:06,287
That there has been a Santa
sighting tonight.

1656
01:23:06,287 --> 01:23:07,413
We have the naughty and nice list.

1657
01:23:07,413 --> 01:23:09,749
Lynn Kessler wants a power puff
girls play set.

1658
01:23:09,749 --> 01:23:10,249
Gasps

1659
01:23:10,249 --> 01:23:12,209
Mark weber wants an electric
guitar.

1660
01:23:12,209 --> 01:23:12,543
Yes!

1661
01:23:12,543 --> 01:23:16,380
Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzy-
talks-a-lot.

1662
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:17,839
Thanks, buddy.

1663
01:23:17,839 --> 01:23:18,548
Dirk Lawson wants

1664
01:23:18,548 --> 01:23:19,883
A day of pampering at burke
Williams spa.

1665
01:23:19,883 --> 01:23:24,012
Stan Tobias wants a power pumper
water pistol.

1666
01:23:24,804 --> 01:23:26,013
Must be another dirk Lawson.

1667
01:23:26,013 --> 01:23:28,224
Dave keckler wants some Nike
shocks.

1668
01:23:28,224 --> 01:23:30,851
Okay, uh, well, obviously we have

1669
01:23:30,851 --> 01:23:32,770
A new development in the story, uh,

1670
01:23:32,770 --> 01:23:35,397
A confirmation that Santa must
have been sighted

1671
01:23:35,397 --> 01:23:37,232
Because we have his book right
here.

1672
01:23:37,232 --> 01:23:38,984
Chuckles what's your name?

1673
01:23:38,984 --> 01:23:42,320
Uh, I’m charlotte den on, New York one.

1674
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,906
"D," "d..."

1675
01:23:45,490 --> 01:23:47,575
Charlotte den on wants tiffany
engagement ring

1676
01:23:47,575 --> 01:23:50,286
And for her boyfriend to stop
dragging his feet

1677
01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:51,370
And commit already.

1678
01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:53,831
Crowd oohs and aahs

1679
01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:57,250
We’ve got power!

1680
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,544
Newsman: Charlotte...
charlotte?

1681
01:23:59,544 --> 01:24:01,379
Hey, turn the cameras back on!

1682
01:24:01,379 --> 01:24:02,547
Who told you to say that?

1683
01:24:02,547 --> 01:24:03,464
It's the real Santa.

1684
01:24:03,464 --> 01:24:05,550
We need to get these cameras
back on.

1685
01:24:05,550 --> 01:24:06,759
He needs our help!

1686
01:24:06,759 --> 01:24:09,095
Hey, Michael, are you okay?

1687
01:24:09,095 --> 01:24:09,804
Yeah, I’m fine.

1688
01:24:09,804 --> 01:24:13,057
But buddy, he's... he’s in the
park with Santa,

1689
01:24:13,057 --> 01:24:14,308
The sleigh won't fly

1690
01:24:14,308 --> 01:24:16,310
'cause there’s no Christmas
spirit.

1691
01:24:16,310 --> 01:24:18,562
Michael! Mom!

1692
01:24:18,562 --> 01:24:21,981
Michael! Ohh!

1693
01:24:21,981 --> 01:24:24,317
Are you okay? I'm fine.

1694
01:24:24,317 --> 01:24:27,320
The best way to spread
Christmas cheer

1695
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:31,448
Is singing loud for all
to hear.

1696
01:24:32,533 --> 01:24:33,992
Sighs

1697
01:24:35,786 --> 01:24:38,830
Buddy... better get going,
get in now!

1698
01:24:38,830 --> 01:24:41,499
Santa, I’m not done with the
engine yet!

1699
01:24:41,499 --> 01:24:42,834
Can’t wait!

1700
01:24:42,834 --> 01:24:45,420
On, dasher, on, dancer...

1701
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:47,797
I’m not done with the engine!

1702
01:24:47,797 --> 01:24:50,299
Santa cheers

1703
01:24:51,634 --> 01:24:52,843
That’s okay.

1704
01:24:52,843 --> 01:24:56,138
You get started, I’ll catch up!

1705
01:25:01,017 --> 01:25:03,353
You know, he wasn't lying.

1706
01:25:03,353 --> 01:25:06,105
Chuckles merry Christmas.

1707
01:25:06,105 --> 01:25:07,898
Chuckles

1708
01:25:10,943 --> 01:25:12,861
Santa, I can't...

1709
01:25:12,861 --> 01:25:15,489
Stop messing around and get in!

1710
01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:18,825
Aah! Toy squeals

1711
01:25:23,871 --> 01:25:26,040
Santa, why are they chasing us?!

1712
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,042
I put them on the naughty list,

1713
01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:30,503
And they never forgave me.

1714
01:25:35,882 --> 01:25:40,053
You better watch out,
you better not cry

1715
01:25:40,053 --> 01:25:43,514
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why

1716
01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:49,395
Santa Claus is coming' to town

1717
01:25:49,395 --> 01:25:53,357
Santa: Yaah, yaah, yaah!

1718
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,485
Santa: Up, up, pull up!

1719
01:25:56,485 --> 01:26:00,989
Buddy! We need power, we're
gonna crash!

1720
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:05,159
He's making a list,
Checking it twice

1721
01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:08,996
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice

1722
01:26:08,996 --> 01:26:15,377
Santa claus is coming' to town

1723
01:26:15,377 --> 01:26:19,965
He sees you when you're sleeping

1724
01:26:19,965 --> 01:26:22,884
He knows when you're awake

1725
01:26:22,884 --> 01:26:26,679
He knows if you've been bad or good

1726
01:26:26,679 --> 01:26:29,432
So be good for goodness sake

1727
01:26:29,432 --> 01:26:34,144
Oh, you better watch out,
you better not cry

1728
01:26:34,144 --> 01:26:38,106
You better not pout, I’m telling
you why

1729
01:26:38,106 --> 01:26:44,195
Santa Claus is coming to town

1730
01:26:50,534 --> 01:26:51,619
Devilish laughter aah!

1731
01:26:51,619 --> 01:26:54,163
Santa: You can do it!
Come on, dancer.

1732
01:26:54,163 --> 01:26:56,915
That's my boy.

1733
01:26:56,915 --> 01:26:58,125
Pull, cupid! Aah!

1734
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,251
Pull, dasher!

1735
01:27:00,251 --> 01:27:04,422
I'm getting too old for this job.

1736
01:27:04,422 --> 01:27:05,923
Now!

1737
01:27:08,718 --> 01:27:10,928
Screaming

1738
01:27:13,972 --> 01:27:16,516
Laughing

1739
01:27:19,227 --> 01:27:20,937
The engine's gone!

1740
01:27:20,937 --> 01:27:22,147
We're toast!

1741
01:27:22,147 --> 01:27:23,940
Screaming

1742
01:27:27,735 --> 01:27:29,987
Well, still no sign of Santa,

1743
01:27:29,987 --> 01:27:32,072
But some spontaneous Christmas
caroling

1744
01:27:32,072 --> 01:27:32,990
Has broken out

1745
01:27:32,990 --> 01:27:35,033
Right here in front of central
park.

1746
01:27:35,033 --> 01:27:36,118
Let's have a listen in.

1747
01:27:36,118 --> 01:27:37,953
He sees you when you're sleeping

1748
01:27:37,953 --> 01:27:41,498
He knows if you're awake

1749
01:27:41,498 --> 01:27:45,460
He knows if you've been bad or
good

1750
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:49,255
So be good for goodness sake

1751
01:27:49,255 --> 01:27:49,713
Hey!

1752
01:27:49,713 --> 01:27:52,716
You better watch out, you better
not cry

1753
01:27:52,716 --> 01:27:57,262
You better not pout, I’m telling
you why

1754
01:27:57,262 --> 01:27:57,679
Come on!

1755
01:27:57,679 --> 01:28:03,017
Santa claus is coming' to town

1756
01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:06,229
Santa: Just a little more!

1757
01:28:11,275 --> 01:28:12,526
Hal-yah!

1758
01:28:12,526 --> 01:28:15,153
He knows when you're awake

1759
01:28:15,153 --> 01:28:16,488
He knows if you've

1760
01:28:16,488 --> 01:28:19,032
Wait... you're not singing.

1761
01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:20,033
Yes, I am.

1762
01:28:20,033 --> 01:28:23,244
No, you're not. You're just moving
your lips.

1763
01:28:23,244 --> 01:28:25,121
Santa!

1764
01:28:25,121 --> 01:28:27,707
Michael, please, what's the big deal?

1765
01:28:27,707 --> 01:28:28,541
Dad.

1766
01:28:28,541 --> 01:28:29,542
I'm telling you why

1767
01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:35,297
Santa claus is coming to town

1768
01:28:36,340 --> 01:28:39,801
Laughing

1769
01:28:41,011 --> 01:28:43,680
Santa chuckling

1770
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:45,681
Oh! Ha ha ha!

1771
01:28:45,681 --> 01:28:47,808
Santa: Now, my beauties!

1772
01:28:47,808 --> 01:28:49,810
Santa chuckling

1773
01:28:55,065 --> 01:28:56,191
Bye-bye.

1774
01:28:56,191 --> 01:28:57,567
Santa: Just like the old days!

1775
01:28:57,567 --> 01:29:00,654
Newsman: Charlotte? Charlotte?

1776
01:29:00,654 --> 01:29:03,364
Well, I guess we’ll never know for
sure

1777
01:29:03,364 --> 01:29:05,366
What happened this Christmas Eve?

1778
01:29:05,366 --> 01:29:06,742
In central park.

1779
01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:12,873
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

1780
01:29:12,873 --> 01:29:15,792
Ho ho ho!

1781
01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:18,753
Papa elf: And so, with a little help,

1782
01:29:18,753 --> 01:29:20,714
Buddy managed to save Christmas.

1783
01:29:20,714 --> 01:29:23,591
And his spirit saved a lot of other
People, too.

1784
01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:30,389
Should auld acquaintance be forgot

1785
01:29:30,389 --> 01:29:36,770
And never brought to mind

1786
01:29:36,770 --> 01:29:44,068
Should auld acquaintance be forgot

1787
01:29:44,068 --> 01:29:47,613
Walter started his own independent
publishing company.

1788
01:29:47,613 --> 01:29:49,865
His first book was written by a
brand new,

1789
01:29:49,865 --> 01:29:53,077
Critically acclaimed children's
author.

1790
01:29:53,077 --> 01:29:54,703
The book was elf...

1791
01:29:54,703 --> 01:29:56,621
A, uh, fictional story

1792
01:29:56,621 --> 01:29:59,207
About an adopted elf named buddy

1793
01:29:59,207 --> 01:30:00,834
Who was raised in the North Pole?

1794
01:30:00,834 --> 01:30:02,836
Went to New York, ate spaghetti,

1795
01:30:02,836 --> 01:30:04,295
Worked in a shiny mailroom,

1796
01:30:04,295 --> 01:30:07,590
And eventually saved Christmas.

1797
01:30:07,590 --> 01:30:10,342
"First, I traveled through the
seven levels

1798
01:30:10,342 --> 01:30:12,678
"Of the candy cane forest,

1799
01:30:12,678 --> 01:30:17,307
"Past the sea of twirly-swirly
gumdrops,

1800
01:30:17,307 --> 01:30:22,145
And then, I walked through the
Lincoln tunnel."

1801
01:30:22,145 --> 01:30:24,397
And as for me, I can't complain.

1802
01:30:24,397 --> 01:30:26,816
Buddy comes up to visit from time
to time.

1803
01:30:26,816 --> 01:30:31,111
In the meadow we can build a
snowman

1804
01:30:31,111 --> 01:30:33,906
And pretend that he is parson
brown

1805
01:30:33,906 --> 01:30:37,117
Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very
sweet of you.

1806
01:30:37,117 --> 01:30:38,660
You're welcome, papa.

1807
01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:42,664
But you can do the job when
you're in town

1808
01:30:42,664 --> 01:30:44,165
Hey, Suzie.

1809
01:30:44,165 --> 01:30:45,124
Come here, little one.

1810
01:30:45,124 --> 01:30:47,668
When it snows, ain't it
thrilling?

1811
01:30:47,668 --> 01:30:49,170
Papa wants to see you.

1812
01:30:49,170 --> 01:30:52,756
Though your nose get a
little chilling

1813
01:30:52,756 --> 01:30:53,173
Buddy...

1814
01:30:53,173 --> 01:30:55,467
We’ll frolic and play buddy...
buddy...

1815
01:30:55,467 --> 01:31:01,723
The Eskimo way, walking in a
winter wonderland

1816
01:31:18,989 --> 01:31:23,201
In the meadow we can build a
snowman

1817
01:31:23,201 --> 01:31:27,413
And pretend that he is parson
brown

1818
01:31:27,413 --> 01:31:31,834
He’ll say, are you married,
we'll say no, man

1819
01:31:31,834 --> 01:31:36,213
But you can do the job when you
in town, brother

1820
01:31:36,213 --> 01:31:41,468
Later on, we'll conspire

1821
01:31:41,468 --> 01:31:45,388
As we dream by the fire

1822
01:31:45,388 --> 01:31:49,850
To face unafraid the plans
That we made

1823
01:31:49,850 --> 01:31:53,937
Walking in a winter wonderland

1824
01:31:53,937 --> 01:31:58,483
Walking in a winter wonderland

1825
01:32:09,910 --> 01:32:11,412
I really can't stay

1826
01:32:11,412 --> 01:32:15,916
But, baby, it's cold outside

1827
01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:17,000
I’ve got to go 'way

1828
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,754
But, baby, it's cold outside

1829
01:32:20,754 --> 01:32:23,047
This evening has been

1830
01:32:23,047 --> 01:32:25,758
Been hoping that you'd drop in

1831
01:32:25,758 --> 01:32:27,218
So very nice

1832
01:32:27,218 --> 01:32:32,431
I’ll hold your hands, they're
just like ice

1833
01:32:32,431 --> 01:32:35,267
My mother will start to worry

1834
01:32:35,267 --> 01:32:37,477
Beautiful, what's your hurry?

1835
01:32:37,477 --> 01:32:40,897
And father will be pacing the floor

1836
01:32:40,897 --> 01:32:42,899
Listen to that fireplace roar

1837
01:32:42,899 --> 01:32:45,943
So, really, I’d better scurry

1838
01:32:45,943 --> 01:32:48,279
Beautiful, please don't hurry

1839
01:32:48,279 --> 01:32:51,782
Well, maybe just a half a drink more

1840
01:32:51,782 --> 01:32:54,576
Put some records on while I pour

1841
01:32:54,576 --> 01:32:56,787
The neighbors might think

1842
01:32:56,787 --> 01:32:59,289
Baby, it's bad out there

1843
01:32:59,289 --> 01:33:01,041
Say, what's in this drink?

1844
01:33:01,041 --> 01:33:05,253
No cabs to be had out there

1845
01:33:05,253 --> 01:33:06,963
I wish I knew how

1846
01:33:06,963 --> 01:33:09,340
Your eyes are like starlight now

1847
01:33:09,340 --> 01:33:11,300
To break the spell

1848
01:33:11,300 --> 01:33:16,346
I’ll take your hat, your hair
looks swell

1849
01:33:16,346 --> 01:33:19,307
I ought to say no, no, no, sir

1850
01:33:19,307 --> 01:33:21,434
Mind if I move in closer?

1851
01:33:21,434 --> 01:33:24,520
At least I’m gonna say that I
tried

1852
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:27,815
What’s the sense of hurting
my pride?

1853
01:33:27,815 --> 01:33:29,525
I really can't stay

1854
01:33:29,525 --> 01:33:31,569
Baby, don't hold out

1855
01:33:31,569 --> 01:33:38,575
Ah, but it’s cold outside

1856
01:33:46,833 --> 01:33:48,125
I simply must go

1857
01:33:48,125 --> 01:33:52,087
But, baby, it's cold outside

1858
01:33:52,087 --> 01:33:54,047
The answer is no

1859
01:33:54,047 --> 01:33:57,342
But, baby, it's cold outside

1860
01:33:57,342 --> 01:33:59,135
This welcome has been

1861
01:33:59,135 --> 01:34:01,846
I’m lucky that you dropped in

1862
01:34:01,846 --> 01:34:03,806
So nice and warm

1863
01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:08,853
Look out the window at that
storm

1864
01:34:08,853 --> 01:34:11,605
My sister will be suspicious

1865
01:34:11,605 --> 01:34:14,108
Gosh, your lips look delicious

1866
01:34:14,108 --> 01:34:17,360
My brother will be there at
the door

1867
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,571
Waves upon tropical shore

1868
01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:22,949
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

1869
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:25,034
Oh, your lips look delicious

1870
01:34:25,034 --> 01:34:27,453
Well, maybe just a cigarette more

1871
01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:30,998
Never such a pleasure before

1872
01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,833
I’ve got to get home

1873
01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:35,544
But, baby, you'll freeze out there

1874
01:34:35,544 --> 01:34:37,379
Say, lend me your comb

1875
01:34:37,379 --> 01:34:41,383
It’s up to your knees out there

1876
01:34:41,383 --> 01:34:43,509
You’ve really been grand

1877
01:34:43,509 --> 01:34:45,553
I thrill when you touch my hand

1878
01:34:45,553 --> 01:34:47,680
But don’t you see

1879
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:52,643
How can you do this thing to me?

1880
01:34:52,643 --> 01:34:55,145
There's bound to be talk tomorrow

1881
01:34:55,145 --> 01:34:58,356
Think of my lifelong sorrow

1882
01:34:58,356 --> 01:35:01,067
At least there will be plenty
implied

1883
01:35:01,067 --> 01:35:04,070
If you caught pneumonia and died

1884
01:35:04,070 --> 01:35:05,696
I really can't stay

1885
01:35:05,696 --> 01:35:08,157
Get rid of that hold out

1886
01:35:08,157 --> 01:35:12,161
Ah, but it's cold

1887
01:35:12,161 --> 01:35:17,916
Outside